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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:07,067 --> 00:00:09,567 [music playing] 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 4 00:01:58,300 --> 00:02:03,600 SINGER: Prefiltered violence, fear eats the soul. 5 00:02:03,700 --> 00:02:09,533 Jacket metal bad life, fear eats the soul. 6 00:02:09,633 --> 00:02:10,367 I'm a-- 7 00:02:10,467 --> 00:02:11,767 [static] 8 00:02:11,867 --> 00:02:14,167 SINGER: A disease. 9 00:02:14,267 --> 00:02:17,367 Parasites, parasites, parasites, parasites. 10 00:02:55,633 --> 00:02:58,233 I just hope these fucking showers are working this time, 11 00:02:58,333 --> 00:02:58,867 eh? 12 00:02:58,967 --> 00:03:00,500 [inaudible]. 13 00:03:00,600 --> 00:03:02,800 Not gonna get any shares with your enemy, you cunt. 14 00:03:02,900 --> 00:03:04,033 Make that some, eh? 15 00:03:04,133 --> 00:03:05,533 He's a light bulb. 16 00:03:05,633 --> 00:03:07,600 I'll tell you what, Boab, we'll put you in the showers 17 00:03:07,700 --> 00:03:09,200 without wee [inaudible] team. 18 00:03:09,300 --> 00:03:11,467 I mean, there's little chance of you catching it in our front. 19 00:03:11,567 --> 00:03:12,933 You'd never get near on my last team. 20 00:03:13,033 --> 00:03:14,600 Well, I'll sort him on this team here. 21 00:03:14,700 --> 00:03:15,500 Make sure you do, bud. 22 00:03:15,600 --> 00:03:16,333 Hurt 'em. 23 00:03:16,433 --> 00:03:17,667 Hurt 'em hard. 24 00:03:17,767 --> 00:03:19,967 That's the only way you'll stop that [inaudible] cunt, eh? 25 00:03:20,067 --> 00:03:21,300 Hey, it's only a fucking game. 26 00:03:21,400 --> 00:03:23,300 If anybody breaks any guys legs, he-- 27 00:03:23,400 --> 00:03:27,033 Have him fucking hard, Boab, doesn't he? [inaudible]. 28 00:03:27,133 --> 00:03:28,333 Aye, he's right. 29 00:03:28,433 --> 00:03:29,033 Good. 30 00:03:29,133 --> 00:03:30,600 Tambo, he's a ball man. 31 00:03:30,700 --> 00:03:31,633 Right, come on, boys. 32 00:03:31,733 --> 00:03:32,833 Let's go! 33 00:03:32,933 --> 00:03:34,400 Let's go! 34 00:03:34,500 --> 00:03:35,767 Come on! 35 00:03:35,867 --> 00:03:38,333 Come on, let's go! 36 00:03:38,433 --> 00:03:39,333 Let's get to it! 37 00:03:45,333 --> 00:03:47,733 Fuck! 38 00:03:47,833 --> 00:03:51,533 [machinery whirring] 39 00:03:51,633 --> 00:03:52,400 [announcer calling out] 40 00:03:54,467 --> 00:03:56,767 [shouting] 41 00:04:11,967 --> 00:04:12,700 Fuck. 42 00:04:18,367 --> 00:04:19,067 All right. 43 00:04:19,167 --> 00:04:20,667 Fucking rats! 44 00:04:20,767 --> 00:04:22,033 Play the fucking game. 45 00:04:22,133 --> 00:04:25,033 Play the fucking game! 46 00:04:25,133 --> 00:04:27,767 Come on, Paulie. 47 00:04:27,867 --> 00:04:28,600 Come on! 48 00:04:40,800 --> 00:04:41,567 Come on! 49 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:53,700 Ollie, how you doing? 50 00:04:53,800 --> 00:04:55,300 Two pints, please. 51 00:04:55,400 --> 00:04:56,400 How'd it go? 52 00:04:56,500 --> 00:04:57,533 Necked it, 2-1. 53 00:04:57,633 --> 00:04:59,933 And yours truly played in the captain's part, 54 00:05:00,033 --> 00:05:01,800 in knocking him the win. 55 00:05:01,900 --> 00:05:03,267 [shouting] 56 00:05:03,367 --> 00:05:05,500 We were a wee bit scabby, as the truth be told, 57 00:05:05,600 --> 00:05:08,300 but these mugs never made the best of the possession. 58 00:05:08,400 --> 00:05:09,967 You can have all the possession in the world, 59 00:05:10,067 --> 00:05:11,967 mate, but if you can't even make it count, eh? 60 00:05:12,067 --> 00:05:13,400 Still had something of a run, though? 61 00:05:13,500 --> 00:05:14,767 Aye. 62 00:05:14,867 --> 00:05:16,100 We're hoping for a promotion in going all the way at the Tom 63 00:05:16,200 --> 00:05:17,567 Logan Memorial Trophy. 64 00:05:17,667 --> 00:05:19,333 Just to get the full treatment at the [inaudible] park, 65 00:05:19,433 --> 00:05:20,967 with the nets, and all that stuff. 66 00:05:21,067 --> 00:05:23,167 The real fucking game, you kin? 67 00:05:23,267 --> 00:05:25,933 I mean, these cunts were disputing the first ball, eh? 68 00:05:26,033 --> 00:05:27,167 Aye. 69 00:05:27,267 --> 00:05:29,033 It's not the same as with the nets, eh? 70 00:05:29,133 --> 00:05:30,267 [inaudible] 71 00:05:30,367 --> 00:05:32,067 See, the ball goes at back of the net. 72 00:05:32,167 --> 00:05:33,400 That's the essence of the game. 73 00:05:33,500 --> 00:05:35,167 That's when you're playing real football, 74 00:05:35,267 --> 00:05:37,033 not just having a cock-about. 75 00:05:37,133 --> 00:05:39,867 Hey, just a fresh orange lemonade for me, pop. 76 00:05:39,967 --> 00:05:41,467 Of course, Tom. 77 00:05:41,567 --> 00:05:44,267 We have to affect the necessary personnel changes to ensure we 78 00:05:44,367 --> 00:05:46,033 make the progress required by the Granton 79 00:05:46,133 --> 00:05:48,167 Star Football Club AFC. 80 00:05:48,267 --> 00:05:50,000 So you're gonna tell Boab Coyle he's dropped, then? 81 00:05:50,100 --> 00:05:51,067 Look, I'll tell him, Tambo. 82 00:05:51,167 --> 00:05:52,467 I'll tell him. 83 00:05:52,567 --> 00:05:53,467 I'm the captain. 84 00:05:53,567 --> 00:05:54,700 Mates are me mates. 85 00:05:54,800 --> 00:05:59,767 The Granton Star, course, has to come first, eh? 86 00:05:59,867 --> 00:06:01,800 Boab'll understand it. 87 00:06:01,900 --> 00:06:03,000 Oh, aye. 88 00:06:08,767 --> 00:06:11,600 [singing] 89 00:06:16,367 --> 00:06:17,100 Yeah! 90 00:06:19,967 --> 00:06:22,067 Listen, mate, this isn't real easy to see. 91 00:06:22,167 --> 00:06:23,933 It's just that we all agree we gotta 92 00:06:24,033 --> 00:06:26,333 guarantee our game, innit? 93 00:06:26,433 --> 00:06:27,267 Eh? 94 00:06:27,367 --> 00:06:28,867 You see, it's all but [inaudible]. 95 00:06:28,967 --> 00:06:31,133 Well, I've got Tambo and Grant in it. 96 00:06:31,233 --> 00:06:33,433 This team's going places, man. 97 00:06:33,533 --> 00:06:35,000 Going places? 98 00:06:35,100 --> 00:06:36,500 Going places? 99 00:06:36,600 --> 00:06:38,367 [inaudible] and three. 100 00:06:38,467 --> 00:06:40,567 It's a cock-about, you pretentious cunt! 101 00:06:40,667 --> 00:06:42,067 A fucking cock-about! 102 00:06:42,167 --> 00:06:44,700 Well, you're right to be disappointed, mate. 103 00:06:44,800 --> 00:06:45,900 Disappointed? 104 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:48,133 Too fucking right I'm disappointed! 105 00:06:48,233 --> 00:06:51,100 Which cunt washes his threads nearly every week, then, eh? 106 00:06:51,200 --> 00:06:52,067 Don't be like that, man. 107 00:06:52,167 --> 00:06:53,267 Have another pint, eh? 108 00:06:53,367 --> 00:06:55,633 Stick your fucking pint up your ass! 109 00:06:55,733 --> 00:06:57,400 Some mates you's is! 110 00:06:57,500 --> 00:06:58,533 Well, fuck you! 111 00:07:17,233 --> 00:07:22,100 SINGER: If you take it up, I could break it up. 112 00:07:22,200 --> 00:07:25,667 We could say something new. 113 00:07:29,567 --> 00:07:32,333 Fucking orange juice drinking cunt, Tambo. 114 00:07:32,433 --> 00:07:34,033 He's only just joined the fucking club. 115 00:07:34,133 --> 00:07:35,567 Fresh orange and lemonade. 116 00:07:35,667 --> 00:07:37,533 Fresh orange and lemonade. 117 00:07:37,633 --> 00:07:38,800 I'll show these cunts. 118 00:07:38,900 --> 00:07:40,267 I'll get another club. 119 00:07:40,367 --> 00:07:42,500 No fucking bother at all. 120 00:07:42,600 --> 00:07:43,867 [inaudible], then. 121 00:07:43,967 --> 00:07:45,333 A real one. 122 00:07:45,433 --> 00:07:49,367 If anyone is to be fucking blamed-- fucking bastards. 123 00:07:53,867 --> 00:07:54,800 That's it, now, doll. 124 00:07:54,900 --> 00:07:55,633 Yeah. 125 00:07:55,733 --> 00:07:57,533 Have a look at that. 126 00:07:57,633 --> 00:07:59,633 That'll be him, then? 127 00:07:59,733 --> 00:08:00,900 Aye. I'll tell him. 128 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:01,733 I'll tell him. 129 00:08:06,600 --> 00:08:07,333 All right, son. 130 00:08:10,100 --> 00:08:12,267 Wanting a word with ya. 131 00:08:12,367 --> 00:08:13,667 Oh, aye. 132 00:08:13,767 --> 00:08:16,867 It's no way-- like, say, we're trying to get rid of ya, son. 133 00:08:16,967 --> 00:08:17,767 That's enough, Doreen. 134 00:08:17,867 --> 00:08:19,300 Let me speak to the lad. 135 00:08:19,400 --> 00:08:20,633 Look, what's on for supper, eh? 136 00:08:20,733 --> 00:08:25,067 The thing, son-- staying here with us is-- you're 137 00:08:25,167 --> 00:08:27,300 23 years old now, which is far too old for a laddy 138 00:08:27,400 --> 00:08:29,367 to be staying with his ma and father. 139 00:08:29,467 --> 00:08:31,800 I mean, I was away at sea with the merchant navy at 17. 140 00:08:31,900 --> 00:08:32,933 17, boy. 141 00:08:33,033 --> 00:08:34,400 I mean, you don't want your mates 142 00:08:34,500 --> 00:08:37,267 to think you're some sort of queer fella, now, do ya? 143 00:08:37,367 --> 00:08:41,367 Anyway, your ma and me's not getting any younger. 144 00:08:41,467 --> 00:08:45,533 We're entering a funny phrase in our lives. 145 00:08:45,633 --> 00:08:48,600 Some might even say a dangerous phase. 146 00:08:48,700 --> 00:08:51,133 Your ma and me, son, we need time, you know? 147 00:08:51,233 --> 00:08:55,700 We need time, sorting our lives. 148 00:08:55,800 --> 00:08:57,000 Time. 149 00:08:57,100 --> 00:08:58,567 [inaudible] 150 00:08:58,667 --> 00:09:01,167 You've got a lassie, yeah, but you cannot score. 151 00:09:01,267 --> 00:09:02,000 Your problem is-- 152 00:09:02,100 --> 00:09:03,200 No, but-- 153 00:09:03,300 --> 00:09:04,367 It wasn't meant to be like this, Bob. 154 00:09:04,467 --> 00:09:06,800 It's not like nothing, no, Doreen. 155 00:09:06,900 --> 00:09:08,167 There isn't any hassle. 156 00:09:08,267 --> 00:09:10,433 Just father to son talk. 157 00:09:10,533 --> 00:09:13,667 All I'm saying, laddy-- all I'm saying here, 158 00:09:13,767 --> 00:09:17,467 Boab, is you're having your cake and eating it. 159 00:09:17,567 --> 00:09:18,933 And we pay-- ha. 160 00:09:19,033 --> 00:09:21,433 I'll tell ya, we're muggers here. 161 00:09:21,533 --> 00:09:22,633 Your ma and me. 162 00:09:22,733 --> 00:09:24,167 Now, I know it's not easy to find somewhere 163 00:09:24,267 --> 00:09:27,367 to stay these days, but your ma and me, 164 00:09:27,467 --> 00:09:30,633 we're prepared to give you two weeks' grace. 165 00:09:30,733 --> 00:09:32,700 Just as long as you're out of here within a fortnight. 166 00:09:32,800 --> 00:09:33,533 End of story. 167 00:09:33,633 --> 00:09:34,533 Aye. 168 00:09:34,633 --> 00:09:35,733 Right. 169 00:09:35,833 --> 00:09:37,100 It's not like we're trying to get rid of you, son. 170 00:09:37,200 --> 00:09:39,400 It's just that-- eh-- your father 171 00:09:39,500 --> 00:09:41,800 and me think it would be mutually 172 00:09:41,900 --> 00:09:44,600 advantageous to both parties if you, 173 00:09:44,700 --> 00:09:46,767 like, found your own place. 174 00:09:46,867 --> 00:09:47,967 That's it. 175 00:09:48,067 --> 00:09:49,933 Mutually advantageous to both pairs. 176 00:09:50,033 --> 00:09:50,800 Right. 177 00:09:50,900 --> 00:09:52,267 Don't go now, son. 178 00:09:52,367 --> 00:09:54,033 Sit down and watch a bit of the telly. 179 00:09:54,133 --> 00:09:56,100 Doreen, let the laddy go out. 180 00:09:56,200 --> 00:09:58,200 He'll want to be with his mates, or with Evelyn. 181 00:09:58,300 --> 00:10:00,433 He's not going to stay and watch the television with us. 182 00:10:00,533 --> 00:10:03,233 We're just here playing with our new toys. 183 00:10:03,333 --> 00:10:03,967 Aye. 184 00:10:04,067 --> 00:10:05,067 See ya, then. 185 00:10:34,900 --> 00:10:35,867 Evelyn. 186 00:10:35,967 --> 00:10:38,233 Thank fuck for you, hon. 187 00:10:38,333 --> 00:10:39,600 Maybe we should get a place together? 188 00:10:47,067 --> 00:10:48,000 Eve'll be in right now. 189 00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:54,333 Get on right, Evelyn, eh? 190 00:10:58,300 --> 00:11:00,600 Wake up to a blowjob every morning. 191 00:11:03,233 --> 00:11:05,300 Get me strips washed when I've got another club. 192 00:11:08,900 --> 00:11:09,633 [inaudible] 193 00:11:19,633 --> 00:11:21,500 [phone ringing] 194 00:11:24,500 --> 00:11:25,033 Eve. 195 00:11:25,133 --> 00:11:26,700 Boab, all right? 196 00:11:26,800 --> 00:11:27,600 Aye. 197 00:11:27,700 --> 00:11:29,533 You fancy coming out? 198 00:11:29,633 --> 00:11:30,600 No. 199 00:11:30,700 --> 00:11:31,433 Why no? 200 00:11:31,533 --> 00:11:32,533 I just dunno. 201 00:11:32,633 --> 00:11:34,500 BOAB: Aw, but why not? 202 00:11:34,600 --> 00:11:35,600 I just don't. 203 00:11:35,700 --> 00:11:37,067 Well, Eve, I've had a bad day. 204 00:11:37,167 --> 00:11:38,067 I need to talk to you. 205 00:11:38,167 --> 00:11:39,967 Aye, well talk to your mates. 206 00:11:40,067 --> 00:11:41,200 Don't be like that, Eve. 207 00:11:41,300 --> 00:11:42,933 I says I've had a bad day. 208 00:11:43,033 --> 00:11:43,767 Oh, what is it? 209 00:11:43,867 --> 00:11:44,967 What have I done? 210 00:11:45,067 --> 00:11:46,700 EVE: You've [inaudible]. 211 00:11:46,800 --> 00:11:48,167 Eve? 212 00:11:48,267 --> 00:11:49,767 It's not what you've done, it's what you've not done. 213 00:11:49,867 --> 00:11:51,300 But Eve-- 214 00:11:51,400 --> 00:11:54,933 Me and you Boab-- I want a guy who can do things for us. 215 00:11:55,033 --> 00:11:57,333 Somebody who can really make love to a woman. 216 00:11:57,433 --> 00:11:59,633 Not just some fat bastard who sits on his ass 217 00:11:59,733 --> 00:12:01,933 talking about the football, and drinking pints of lager 218 00:12:02,033 --> 00:12:04,567 with his mates. 219 00:12:04,667 --> 00:12:07,033 A real man, Boab. 220 00:12:07,133 --> 00:12:08,933 A sexy man. 221 00:12:09,033 --> 00:12:10,600 I am 20, Boab. 222 00:12:10,700 --> 00:12:13,133 20 years old, and I'm not going to tie myself down to a slob. 223 00:12:13,233 --> 00:12:14,667 What's got into you? 224 00:12:14,767 --> 00:12:17,933 Hey, Evelyn, you and me-- you were just a daff wee 225 00:12:18,033 --> 00:12:19,233 lassy before you met me. 226 00:12:19,333 --> 00:12:21,900 You never knew [inaudible], for fuck's sake. 227 00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:24,067 Oh, well that's all changed. 228 00:12:24,167 --> 00:12:26,367 Because I've met somebody, Boab. 229 00:12:26,467 --> 00:12:28,733 More of a fucking man than you'll ever be. 230 00:12:28,833 --> 00:12:29,567 Eh? 231 00:12:29,667 --> 00:12:30,200 Hey! 232 00:12:30,300 --> 00:12:31,500 Where is that cunt? 233 00:12:31,600 --> 00:12:33,933 That's for me to know, and you to find out. 234 00:12:34,033 --> 00:12:36,400 But Evelyn, how could you do this to us? 235 00:12:36,500 --> 00:12:39,033 You and me, Eve, it was always you and me. 236 00:12:39,133 --> 00:12:40,433 Engagement, and that. 237 00:12:40,533 --> 00:12:42,067 I'm sorry, Boab. 238 00:12:42,167 --> 00:12:45,200 But I've known you ever since I was 16. 239 00:12:45,300 --> 00:12:48,333 And I didn't know about love then, but I sure as fuck 240 00:12:48,433 --> 00:12:49,000 do now. 241 00:12:49,100 --> 00:12:51,067 You fucking slag. 242 00:12:51,167 --> 00:12:52,400 You horrible fucking hag! 243 00:12:55,767 --> 00:12:57,600 That's us finished, Boab. 244 00:12:57,700 --> 00:12:58,900 So who are you seeing? 245 00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:00,567 EVE: We are finished. 246 00:13:00,667 --> 00:13:01,400 Finito. 247 00:13:01,500 --> 00:13:02,033 Kaput. 248 00:13:02,133 --> 00:13:03,667 End of story. 249 00:13:03,767 --> 00:13:04,733 Goodnight, Vienna. 250 00:13:08,500 --> 00:13:09,233 Fuck. 251 00:13:14,400 --> 00:13:18,033 But Eve-- Eve, I loves you. 252 00:13:20,900 --> 00:13:22,400 You slut! 253 00:13:22,500 --> 00:13:23,400 Fucking slut! 254 00:13:29,800 --> 00:13:35,267 Fucking-- fucking-- fucking-- 255 00:13:46,033 --> 00:13:50,267 SINGER: Our time is done, my love. 256 00:13:50,367 --> 00:13:55,667 We've laid it all to waste. 257 00:13:55,767 --> 00:14:01,900 1,000 moons, the kisses caved. 258 00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:05,033 Sweet in this bitter taste. 259 00:14:08,667 --> 00:14:18,267 My desire for you is endless, and I'll love ya till we fall. 260 00:14:18,367 --> 00:14:20,300 I just don't want you no more. 261 00:14:23,200 --> 00:14:28,300 And then it's the sweetest embrace of all. 262 00:14:31,200 --> 00:14:33,300 [cell door slamming] 263 00:14:35,500 --> 00:14:37,000 So what's all been happening tonight, Brian? 264 00:14:37,100 --> 00:14:39,567 Well, there's the rapist, the guy 265 00:14:39,667 --> 00:14:41,900 who stabbed the boy in the shopping center, 266 00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:44,100 and this comedian in here. 267 00:14:44,200 --> 00:14:46,100 Well, I've had a wee word with your rapist. 268 00:14:46,200 --> 00:14:48,500 Seems a nice enough wee fella. 269 00:14:48,600 --> 00:14:51,667 Tells us the whore was asking for it, eh? 270 00:14:51,767 --> 00:14:54,033 That's the way of the world. 271 00:14:54,133 --> 00:14:56,633 As for the guy that stabbed the boy-- well, 272 00:14:56,733 --> 00:14:59,600 silly wee bugger, but, uh-- 273 00:14:59,700 --> 00:15:02,267 Boys will be boys. 274 00:15:02,367 --> 00:15:04,267 And what's the story with this tube steak? 275 00:15:04,367 --> 00:15:06,467 Caught him smashing up a telephone box. 276 00:15:19,933 --> 00:15:24,233 I want a wee word with you, cunt. 277 00:15:24,333 --> 00:15:27,833 SINGER: So lay your weapons down. 278 00:15:27,933 --> 00:15:31,433 They said, no purpose in your hands. 279 00:15:34,533 --> 00:15:36,000 [groaning] 280 00:15:37,900 --> 00:15:40,800 Come on. 281 00:15:40,900 --> 00:15:43,400 [groaning] 282 00:15:47,500 --> 00:15:49,000 [coughing] 283 00:15:51,033 --> 00:15:51,800 Come on. 284 00:15:51,900 --> 00:15:52,633 Get up. 285 00:15:52,733 --> 00:15:53,800 Come on. 286 00:15:53,900 --> 00:15:55,767 [wheezing] 287 00:16:05,867 --> 00:16:08,367 [groaning] 288 00:16:08,467 --> 00:16:09,667 You kids. 289 00:16:09,767 --> 00:16:12,967 It just goes to show ya the effect of the [inaudible] 290 00:16:13,067 --> 00:16:15,367 privatization policies. 291 00:16:15,467 --> 00:16:16,300 Heh, heh, heh. 292 00:16:19,400 --> 00:16:24,467 As a BT shareholder, I feel I've got me at stake now, 293 00:16:24,567 --> 00:16:32,233 and I do not want some lumpin' proletarian malcontent 294 00:16:32,333 --> 00:16:35,533 threatening my investment. 295 00:16:35,633 --> 00:16:37,533 Yeah? 296 00:16:37,633 --> 00:16:40,133 [laughter] 297 00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:44,667 [groaning] 298 00:16:44,767 --> 00:16:45,500 Bastard. 299 00:16:50,967 --> 00:16:53,467 [coughing] 300 00:17:00,367 --> 00:17:03,100 Michael O'Neill gushed in through the left. 301 00:17:03,200 --> 00:17:04,900 That's the [inaudible] action. 302 00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:08,300 He likes that, man. 303 00:17:08,400 --> 00:17:11,067 Must have bashed them on a real bullet. 304 00:17:11,167 --> 00:17:12,700 You should have been there, man. 305 00:17:12,800 --> 00:17:14,400 I'd not fucking win, like. 306 00:17:14,500 --> 00:17:15,333 Already went, eh? 307 00:17:15,433 --> 00:17:18,000 We had a game on, like, 1-2-1. 308 00:17:18,100 --> 00:17:20,000 I was up against this nappy wee wanger-- 309 00:17:20,100 --> 00:17:22,733 Fucking tube. 310 00:17:22,833 --> 00:17:24,500 Rafferty wants a word. 311 00:17:24,600 --> 00:17:25,333 Rafferty? 312 00:17:25,433 --> 00:17:26,300 Aye. 313 00:17:26,400 --> 00:17:27,733 Did he say what it was about, like? 314 00:17:27,833 --> 00:17:29,267 Like fuck. 315 00:17:29,367 --> 00:17:31,567 That cunt's not likely to tell the likes of me fuck all, 316 00:17:31,667 --> 00:17:33,600 is he? 317 00:17:33,700 --> 00:17:35,167 Fucking cunt. 318 00:17:35,267 --> 00:17:36,600 There's no more fucking work to do. 319 00:17:36,700 --> 00:17:37,433 [inaudible]. 320 00:17:42,033 --> 00:17:43,067 Mr. Rafferty? 321 00:17:43,167 --> 00:17:45,333 Sit down, Boab. 322 00:17:45,433 --> 00:17:47,433 I'll come straight to the point, now. 323 00:17:47,533 --> 00:17:50,433 It's all about price these days, Boab. 324 00:17:50,533 --> 00:17:53,733 Bloody cowboys with their fewer overheads, lower costs. 325 00:17:53,833 --> 00:17:55,567 They're criminals, Boab. 326 00:17:55,667 --> 00:17:57,533 What are you trying to say? 327 00:17:57,633 --> 00:17:59,067 I've got to cut costs. 328 00:17:59,167 --> 00:18:01,333 Where can I cut costs? 329 00:18:01,433 --> 00:18:02,933 It cannot be capital cost, Boab. 330 00:18:03,033 --> 00:18:05,200 It's got to be labor. 331 00:18:05,300 --> 00:18:07,633 It's all down to market positioning, Boab. 332 00:18:07,733 --> 00:18:10,367 Well, I've got to find a niche in the market, 333 00:18:10,467 --> 00:18:14,600 and that niche is as a quality firm specializing in local 334 00:18:14,700 --> 00:18:18,467 moves for the A, B's, and C's. 335 00:18:18,567 --> 00:18:19,633 So I'm sacked, then? 336 00:18:19,733 --> 00:18:21,533 No, no, no, no. 337 00:18:21,633 --> 00:18:24,300 It's your post that's been made redunant, Boab. 338 00:18:24,400 --> 00:18:27,000 It's important to remember there's no other person to make 339 00:18:27,100 --> 00:18:28,833 redundant, it's the post. 340 00:18:28,933 --> 00:18:30,100 You're going to have to-- 341 00:18:30,200 --> 00:18:33,500 SINGER: Into another tragedy. 342 00:18:33,600 --> 00:18:35,300 You also need to lose-- 343 00:18:35,400 --> 00:18:40,167 SINGER: A man who dares [inaudible]. 344 00:18:40,267 --> 00:18:45,367 Welcome to our unhappy home. 345 00:18:51,833 --> 00:18:56,667 But I can't help you now. 346 00:18:56,767 --> 00:19:01,033 No one can help you now. 347 00:19:01,133 --> 00:19:07,200 This is the saddest thing I have ever heard. 348 00:19:10,467 --> 00:19:18,500 How did you manage to do such a stupid thing? 349 00:19:18,600 --> 00:19:20,900 Such a stupid thing. 350 00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:22,467 Such a stupid thing. 351 00:19:32,933 --> 00:19:36,400 You fucked this one up, you daft cunt. 352 00:19:36,500 --> 00:19:37,333 Eh? 353 00:19:37,433 --> 00:19:38,667 What? 354 00:19:38,767 --> 00:19:39,800 You. 355 00:19:39,900 --> 00:19:41,200 Boab Coyle. 356 00:19:41,300 --> 00:19:43,233 No house, no job, no bud, no mates, police record. 357 00:19:43,333 --> 00:19:47,700 [inaudible] on this space of yours. 358 00:19:47,800 --> 00:19:49,000 Nice one. 359 00:19:49,100 --> 00:19:51,200 Why the fuck do you get in my business, eh? 360 00:19:51,300 --> 00:19:53,933 What the fuck's it got to do with you, eh? 361 00:19:54,033 --> 00:19:57,267 It's my fucking business to know. 362 00:19:57,367 --> 00:19:58,067 I'm God. 363 00:19:58,167 --> 00:20:01,400 What the fuck, you old lad? 364 00:20:01,500 --> 00:20:02,133 Fucking hell. 365 00:20:02,233 --> 00:20:04,533 Another wise cunt. 366 00:20:04,633 --> 00:20:06,600 Robert Anthony Coyle, born on Friday, the 23rd of July 367 00:20:06,700 --> 00:20:09,267 to Robert McNamara Coyle and Doreen Sharpe. 368 00:20:09,367 --> 00:20:11,300 Younger brother of Kathleen Juon Shawl, who's 369 00:20:11,400 --> 00:20:12,633 married to James Allen Shaw. 370 00:20:12,733 --> 00:20:15,200 They live at 21 Parkland Crescent in Dumbarton, 371 00:20:15,300 --> 00:20:18,233 and they have a kid who is also called James. 372 00:20:20,733 --> 00:20:25,033 You have a crescent shaped birthmark on your inner thigh. 373 00:20:28,233 --> 00:20:30,400 Until recently you were working at Furniture Removals, 374 00:20:30,500 --> 00:20:32,433 lived at home, had a bud called Evelyn whom you couldn't 375 00:20:32,533 --> 00:20:36,167 sexually satisfy, and played football for Granton Star, 376 00:20:36,267 --> 00:20:39,967 like you made love-- employing little effort, 377 00:20:40,067 --> 00:20:43,233 and even less skill. 378 00:20:43,333 --> 00:20:46,333 If you're God, what are you doing sitting here wasting 379 00:20:46,433 --> 00:20:48,033 time on the likes of me, eh? 380 00:20:53,600 --> 00:20:55,633 Good question, Boab. 381 00:20:55,733 --> 00:20:57,233 Good question. 382 00:20:57,333 --> 00:21:00,600 I mean, there's been starting late, see-- on the telly, now. 383 00:21:00,700 --> 00:21:02,533 If you were that good, you could sort all that 384 00:21:02,633 --> 00:21:05,200 out, instead of sitting here bevvying with the likes of me, 385 00:21:05,300 --> 00:21:05,867 eh? 386 00:21:05,967 --> 00:21:07,400 Hold on a minute, pal. 387 00:21:07,500 --> 00:21:10,667 Let's get one thing straight-- every fucking time 388 00:21:10,767 --> 00:21:13,733 I come down here, so wino pulses up a bit what I should 389 00:21:13,833 --> 00:21:15,267 and shouldn't be fucking doing. 390 00:21:15,367 --> 00:21:17,367 Either that, or I have to enter into some philosophical 391 00:21:17,467 --> 00:21:20,033 discourse with some wee undergraduate twat 392 00:21:20,133 --> 00:21:21,533 about the nature of myself. 393 00:21:21,633 --> 00:21:26,567 The extent of my omnipotence, and all that shit. 394 00:21:26,667 --> 00:21:28,567 I'm getting a wee bit fed up with all 395 00:21:28,667 --> 00:21:31,200 the self-justification. 396 00:21:31,300 --> 00:21:35,067 It's not for youse cunts to criticize me. 397 00:21:35,167 --> 00:21:36,300 I give youse the place. 398 00:21:36,400 --> 00:21:38,833 I made you cunts in my own image. 399 00:21:38,933 --> 00:21:39,867 Youse get on with it. 400 00:21:39,967 --> 00:21:41,133 Youse fucking well sort it out. 401 00:21:45,700 --> 00:21:47,367 And that cunt Nietzsche was way off the mark 402 00:21:47,467 --> 00:21:50,100 when he said that I was dead. 403 00:21:50,200 --> 00:21:51,267 I'm not dead. 404 00:21:54,267 --> 00:21:55,833 I just don't even give a fuck. 405 00:21:55,933 --> 00:21:57,733 Well, you're a fucking toss. 406 00:21:57,833 --> 00:21:59,300 See, if I had your fucking powers-- 407 00:21:59,400 --> 00:22:00,833 If you had my powers, you'd do what you do you right now. 408 00:22:00,933 --> 00:22:03,533 Sweet fuck all. 409 00:22:03,633 --> 00:22:06,767 Look, you've got the power to cut down on the pints of lager, 410 00:22:06,867 --> 00:22:07,600 right? 411 00:22:07,700 --> 00:22:08,433 Aye, but-- 412 00:22:08,533 --> 00:22:09,833 No buts about it. 413 00:22:09,933 --> 00:22:11,333 You've got the power to get fit, and make 414 00:22:11,433 --> 00:22:14,067 a mere positive contribution to the Granton Star cause. 415 00:22:16,433 --> 00:22:18,733 You had the power to may more attention to that wee bud 416 00:22:18,833 --> 00:22:21,267 of yours. 417 00:22:21,367 --> 00:22:22,100 Brr. 418 00:22:22,200 --> 00:22:24,033 She was tidy. 419 00:22:24,133 --> 00:22:25,633 You could have done a lot better there, bub. 420 00:22:25,733 --> 00:22:28,200 Well, maybe I could, and maybe I couldn't. 421 00:22:28,300 --> 00:22:30,600 What the fuck's it got to do with you, eh? 422 00:22:30,700 --> 00:22:33,200 You had the power get out from under your ma and dad's feet, 423 00:22:33,300 --> 00:22:35,967 so's they could get a decent coping peace, but no. 424 00:22:36,067 --> 00:22:37,433 Not selfish cunt Coyle. 425 00:22:37,533 --> 00:22:39,200 Just sits there watching "Coronation Street" 426 00:22:39,300 --> 00:22:40,900 and "Brookside" while those poor cunts have gone 427 00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:42,933 up the walls with frustration. 428 00:22:43,033 --> 00:22:44,200 It's none of your business. 429 00:22:44,300 --> 00:22:47,767 Everything's my business. 430 00:22:51,733 --> 00:22:53,533 That cunt Rafferty. 431 00:22:53,633 --> 00:22:55,167 You didn't even tell the cunt to stick 432 00:22:55,267 --> 00:22:56,667 his fucking job up his ass. 433 00:22:56,767 --> 00:22:57,733 So what? 434 00:22:57,833 --> 00:22:58,867 So fucking what? 435 00:22:58,967 --> 00:22:59,767 Eh? 436 00:22:59,867 --> 00:23:03,033 So you had the powers. 437 00:23:03,133 --> 00:23:05,467 You just couldn't even be bothered using them. 438 00:23:08,233 --> 00:23:10,533 That's why you interest me, Boab. 439 00:23:10,633 --> 00:23:17,200 You're just like me-- a lazy, apathetic, slovenly cunt. 440 00:23:17,300 --> 00:23:20,233 Now, I hate being like this. 441 00:23:20,333 --> 00:23:25,667 But being immortal, I can't even punish myself. 442 00:23:25,767 --> 00:23:28,000 I can punish you, though, mate. 443 00:23:28,100 --> 00:23:29,800 And that's just what I intend to do. 444 00:23:29,900 --> 00:23:30,633 But I-- 445 00:23:30,733 --> 00:23:31,867 Shut it, cunt. 446 00:23:31,967 --> 00:23:33,133 I've fucking had it up to the eyeballs 447 00:23:33,233 --> 00:23:34,567 with all this repentance shite. 448 00:23:34,667 --> 00:23:37,267 Vengeance is mine, and I intend to take it, 449 00:23:37,367 --> 00:23:40,600 on my own lazy and selfish nature. 450 00:23:40,700 --> 00:23:46,000 On the species that I created, on their representative. 451 00:23:46,100 --> 00:23:48,433 That's you. 452 00:23:48,533 --> 00:23:50,700 You just look like I always imagined. 453 00:23:56,700 --> 00:23:59,067 [laughter] 454 00:24:02,433 --> 00:24:06,767 That's because you've no imagination, you daft cunt. 455 00:24:12,533 --> 00:24:19,600 You see me, and you hear me as you imagine me. 456 00:24:22,700 --> 00:24:24,133 Now, you fucking [inaudible]. 457 00:24:24,233 --> 00:24:25,733 But I'm not the worst. 458 00:24:25,833 --> 00:24:28,400 What about the murderers, serial killers, dictators, torturers, 459 00:24:28,500 --> 00:24:30,333 politicians-- cunts that shut down factories 460 00:24:30,433 --> 00:24:32,033 to preserve the profit levels. 461 00:24:32,133 --> 00:24:33,633 Or the greedy, rich bastards. 462 00:24:33,733 --> 00:24:35,833 What about them, eh? 463 00:24:35,933 --> 00:24:38,033 Might get rid of them cunts. 464 00:24:38,133 --> 00:24:39,300 Might not. 465 00:24:39,400 --> 00:24:41,633 That's my fucking business. 466 00:24:41,733 --> 00:24:43,167 You're a claim cunt. 467 00:24:43,267 --> 00:24:44,567 You're a piece of slime cunt. 468 00:24:44,667 --> 00:24:45,400 An insect. 469 00:24:49,133 --> 00:24:50,500 That's it. 470 00:24:50,600 --> 00:24:52,633 An insect. 471 00:24:52,733 --> 00:24:57,600 I'm going to make you look like the dirty, lazy paste 472 00:24:57,700 --> 00:24:58,600 that you are. 473 00:25:12,633 --> 00:25:14,533 [buzzing] 474 00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:19,900 [coughing] 475 00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:22,133 I'm over here. 476 00:25:22,233 --> 00:25:23,467 Some fucking day, this. 477 00:25:30,033 --> 00:25:31,867 Boab? 478 00:25:31,967 --> 00:25:34,133 Boab? 479 00:25:34,233 --> 00:25:35,700 Look, Boab, sorry about the other day, mate. 480 00:25:35,800 --> 00:25:37,233 Hey. 481 00:25:37,333 --> 00:25:39,533 I don't give a fuck about the other day. 482 00:25:39,633 --> 00:25:44,033 I played football, caught up with the Star. 483 00:25:44,133 --> 00:25:46,967 For the fucking [inaudible]. 484 00:25:47,067 --> 00:25:49,733 And I've just met God. 485 00:25:49,833 --> 00:25:51,967 Cunt's got [inaudible]. 486 00:25:52,067 --> 00:25:53,300 Aye, you're right. 487 00:25:53,400 --> 00:25:55,033 I suppose it will be easier than telling you 488 00:25:55,133 --> 00:25:57,267 you're not a football player, eh? 489 00:25:57,367 --> 00:25:59,133 I'm not fucking joking, man. 490 00:25:59,233 --> 00:26:01,167 You didn't huff up some shite, Boab? 491 00:26:04,400 --> 00:26:05,367 [laughter] 492 00:26:06,200 --> 00:26:07,600 GOD: That's it. 493 00:26:07,700 --> 00:26:09,133 An insect. 494 00:26:09,233 --> 00:26:13,467 I'm going to make you look like the dirty, lazy paste 495 00:26:13,567 --> 00:26:17,067 that you are. 496 00:26:17,167 --> 00:26:19,400 MAN: Ignition. 497 00:26:19,500 --> 00:26:20,233 Lift off. 498 00:26:31,900 --> 00:26:39,200 SINGER: Summer wind came blowing in from across the sea. 499 00:26:42,867 --> 00:26:50,167 It lingered there to touch your hair, and walk with me. 500 00:26:54,033 --> 00:26:59,733 Oh, summer love, we sang a song, then 501 00:26:59,833 --> 00:27:03,500 we strolled that golden sand. 502 00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:12,467 Two sweethearts in the summer wind. 503 00:27:16,967 --> 00:27:19,467 Like painted kites-- 504 00:27:19,567 --> 00:27:22,033 [buzzing] 505 00:28:14,933 --> 00:28:15,667 Boab? 506 00:28:27,967 --> 00:28:28,700 Is that really you? 507 00:28:34,767 --> 00:28:38,100 Fucking hell. 508 00:28:38,200 --> 00:28:41,167 That, uh-- what's his name? 509 00:28:41,267 --> 00:28:44,400 That God did this to you, mate? 510 00:28:44,500 --> 00:28:47,600 What the fuck are you going to do, man? 511 00:28:47,700 --> 00:28:48,433 Oh, sorry, Boab. 512 00:28:48,533 --> 00:28:49,500 Sorry. 513 00:28:49,600 --> 00:28:52,600 Well, this isn't even fucking real, man. 514 00:28:52,700 --> 00:28:56,800 Listen, mate, you're welcome to stay here, but keep 515 00:28:56,900 --> 00:28:58,067 out of Jilly's way, OK? 516 00:28:58,167 --> 00:28:59,567 Cause she hates flies. 517 00:28:59,667 --> 00:29:03,233 Stay behind the curtains in the spare bedroom, right? 518 00:29:03,333 --> 00:29:06,767 And no sneaking in to spy on us when we're on the job, 519 00:29:06,867 --> 00:29:07,867 you dirty cunt. 520 00:29:07,967 --> 00:29:08,733 Right. 521 00:29:14,600 --> 00:29:17,100 [moaning] 522 00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:20,467 Keep fucking me, Tambo! 523 00:29:20,567 --> 00:29:21,867 Oh, yeah! 524 00:29:21,967 --> 00:29:24,467 Oh, fucking hell! 525 00:29:24,567 --> 00:29:27,433 [moaning] 526 00:29:28,933 --> 00:29:30,833 I love a good fuck! 527 00:29:30,933 --> 00:29:32,033 Aw, yeah! 528 00:29:35,500 --> 00:29:37,400 Oh, yeah. 529 00:29:37,500 --> 00:29:40,000 [moaning] 530 00:30:00,400 --> 00:30:02,667 [moaning] 531 00:30:16,700 --> 00:30:18,000 The [inaudible]. 532 00:30:18,100 --> 00:30:20,600 Aw, yeah. 533 00:30:20,700 --> 00:30:21,600 Oh, yeah. 534 00:30:21,700 --> 00:30:23,567 Oh, right, it'll be quick. 535 00:30:29,633 --> 00:30:33,933 Ah-- fuck! 536 00:30:34,033 --> 00:30:35,900 [moaning] 537 00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:37,900 Keep fucking me, Tambo! 538 00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:39,900 Huh? [inaudible]. 539 00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:41,900 Ah! 540 00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:44,467 [shouting] 541 00:30:56,933 --> 00:30:57,700 Fucking-- 542 00:31:01,100 --> 00:31:03,000 Come here. 543 00:31:03,100 --> 00:31:05,200 Are you only fucking real, eh? 544 00:31:05,300 --> 00:31:07,333 Must have fucking red raw balls here. 545 00:31:15,333 --> 00:31:16,733 GOD: So, you had the powers. 546 00:31:19,567 --> 00:31:23,400 He just couldn't even be bothered using them. 547 00:31:23,500 --> 00:31:25,633 You had to power to pay more attention 548 00:31:25,733 --> 00:31:26,800 to that wee bud of yours. 549 00:31:26,900 --> 00:31:27,633 She was tidy. 550 00:31:34,633 --> 00:31:35,800 Oh, yes, Mr. Monroe. 551 00:31:35,900 --> 00:31:37,367 GOD: That cunt Rafferty. 552 00:31:37,467 --> 00:31:38,800 You didn't even tell the cunt to stick 553 00:31:38,900 --> 00:31:40,267 his fucking job up his ass. 554 00:31:49,800 --> 00:31:52,333 You're just like me. 555 00:31:52,433 --> 00:31:56,033 A dirty, lazy, slovenly cunt. 556 00:32:08,300 --> 00:32:10,300 You had the power to get out from under your ma 557 00:32:10,400 --> 00:32:12,867 and dad's feet, so's they could have a decent coping peace. 558 00:32:12,967 --> 00:32:14,700 But no. 559 00:32:14,800 --> 00:32:16,533 You're selfish cunt Coyle. 560 00:32:16,633 --> 00:32:18,067 That'll do. 561 00:32:18,167 --> 00:32:20,000 Keep pushing. 562 00:32:20,100 --> 00:32:22,467 I can take more. 563 00:32:22,567 --> 00:32:24,300 I need more. 564 00:32:24,400 --> 00:32:25,833 Hurry it. 565 00:32:25,933 --> 00:32:27,633 Firmly. 566 00:32:27,733 --> 00:32:28,900 Sheila. 567 00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:31,000 We're nearly up to the hilt already. 568 00:32:31,100 --> 00:32:32,933 I don't know if you're man enough, Boab Coyle. 569 00:32:33,033 --> 00:32:34,433 Stanton. 570 00:32:34,533 --> 00:32:35,267 Black. 571 00:32:38,167 --> 00:32:39,133 [inaudible] 572 00:32:41,967 --> 00:32:43,633 Tell us where it is. 573 00:32:43,733 --> 00:32:48,067 Tell us, you fucking philandering bastard! 574 00:32:48,167 --> 00:32:49,967 I'll never talk. 575 00:32:50,067 --> 00:32:52,400 Edwards. 576 00:32:52,500 --> 00:32:54,333 Luke. 577 00:32:54,433 --> 00:32:55,433 Gordon. 578 00:32:55,533 --> 00:32:56,267 Crumley. 579 00:32:59,033 --> 00:33:00,933 Well, are you all right, bub? 580 00:33:01,033 --> 00:33:02,967 Major ass man now. 581 00:33:03,067 --> 00:33:04,000 [inaudible]. 582 00:33:07,867 --> 00:33:10,700 Give me the pain, Doreen. 583 00:33:10,800 --> 00:33:12,667 Tell, us, bub. 584 00:33:12,767 --> 00:33:15,767 Tell us who you've been seeing. 585 00:33:15,867 --> 00:33:16,700 Dolly Parton. 586 00:33:16,800 --> 00:33:17,533 What? 587 00:33:17,633 --> 00:33:19,033 I can't hear ya. 588 00:33:19,133 --> 00:33:20,533 Dolly Parton! 589 00:33:20,633 --> 00:33:22,367 That fucking slut? 590 00:33:22,467 --> 00:33:23,700 I knew it. 591 00:33:23,800 --> 00:33:25,600 Who else? 592 00:33:25,700 --> 00:33:27,233 On the fourth. 593 00:33:27,333 --> 00:33:30,533 Not Madonna, but just the once. 594 00:33:30,633 --> 00:33:31,867 Scumbag. 595 00:33:31,967 --> 00:33:33,000 Bastard. 596 00:33:33,100 --> 00:33:37,100 You dirty fucking prick! 597 00:33:37,200 --> 00:33:41,167 You keen what this means, bub? 598 00:33:41,267 --> 00:33:41,900 No. 599 00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:42,733 No, Doreen. 600 00:33:45,567 --> 00:33:46,867 No! 601 00:33:46,967 --> 00:33:49,833 Not the shite, Doreen. 602 00:33:49,933 --> 00:33:53,400 No-- Not the shite. 603 00:33:53,500 --> 00:33:54,800 Oh, god! 604 00:33:54,900 --> 00:33:58,367 Oh, god, I hate the shite. 605 00:33:58,467 --> 00:34:00,167 [vomiting] 606 00:34:00,267 --> 00:34:03,167 I'm going to shake your moose bob, Coyle. 607 00:34:03,267 --> 00:34:05,133 That's what we both want. 608 00:34:05,233 --> 00:34:06,233 Don't even deny it. 609 00:34:09,900 --> 00:34:10,800 No! 610 00:34:10,900 --> 00:34:13,400 Don't-- oh, no! 611 00:34:16,067 --> 00:34:16,933 Oh, shite. 612 00:34:17,033 --> 00:34:18,633 Shite! 613 00:34:18,733 --> 00:34:21,867 Shame on both! 614 00:34:21,967 --> 00:34:23,467 Shite. 615 00:34:23,567 --> 00:34:25,467 That bloody fly. 616 00:34:25,567 --> 00:34:27,200 [phone ringing] 617 00:34:27,300 --> 00:34:29,000 But you I'll need to get that, Boab. 618 00:34:29,100 --> 00:34:30,467 That'll be Kathy. 619 00:34:30,567 --> 00:34:33,633 She'll pester us all night if I don't answer it now. 620 00:34:33,733 --> 00:34:35,500 Don't you go away. 621 00:34:35,600 --> 00:34:38,700 Oh Doreen. 622 00:34:38,800 --> 00:34:40,567 Hi-ya, Kathy. 623 00:34:40,667 --> 00:34:43,000 How you doing, love? 624 00:34:43,100 --> 00:34:44,400 Oh, good. 625 00:34:44,500 --> 00:34:45,633 Good. 626 00:34:45,733 --> 00:34:47,767 Oh, just fine. 627 00:34:47,867 --> 00:34:48,867 Oh, just the usual. 628 00:34:48,967 --> 00:34:51,233 Uh-- you keen? 629 00:34:51,333 --> 00:34:52,033 Uh-huh. 630 00:34:52,133 --> 00:34:54,533 Oh-- your dad's fine. 631 00:34:54,633 --> 00:34:55,800 Aye. 632 00:34:55,900 --> 00:34:57,567 How's the wee fella? 633 00:34:57,667 --> 00:35:00,533 Aw, the wee lamb. 634 00:35:00,633 --> 00:35:01,767 And Jimmy? 635 00:35:01,867 --> 00:35:02,600 Oh, good. 636 00:35:02,700 --> 00:35:04,133 Good. 637 00:35:04,233 --> 00:35:06,400 Hey, listen, love, we're just sitting down to a tea, so, 638 00:35:06,500 --> 00:35:09,100 eh, I'll phone you back in about half an hour, 639 00:35:09,200 --> 00:35:11,767 and we can have a proper play, then, right? 640 00:35:11,867 --> 00:35:13,500 Aye. 641 00:35:13,600 --> 00:35:14,567 OK, love. 642 00:35:14,667 --> 00:35:15,467 Aye. 643 00:35:15,567 --> 00:35:16,167 Right you are, then. 644 00:35:16,267 --> 00:35:17,300 See you about an hour. 645 00:35:17,400 --> 00:35:18,133 Cheerio. 646 00:35:20,633 --> 00:35:21,367 Bloody fly! 647 00:35:27,700 --> 00:35:28,600 [squish] 648 00:35:28,700 --> 00:35:30,367 Got ya, ya swine. 649 00:35:35,933 --> 00:35:37,600 Nice one, Doreen. 650 00:35:37,700 --> 00:35:40,767 That fly was a bag of piss, and you bopped him. 651 00:35:40,867 --> 00:35:42,933 [inaudible], Doreen. 652 00:35:43,033 --> 00:35:43,767 [inaudible] 653 00:35:46,833 --> 00:35:48,467 The nipples. 654 00:35:48,567 --> 00:35:49,333 Right. 655 00:35:54,367 --> 00:35:56,233 [moaning] 656 00:36:02,367 --> 00:36:11,033 SINGER: But by the time I get to Phoenix, she'll be rising. 657 00:36:18,700 --> 00:36:27,567 And she'll find that note that I left hanging on the door. 658 00:36:27,667 --> 00:36:30,100 [snoring] 659 00:36:31,367 --> 00:36:36,600 SINGER: And she'll laugh when she reads 660 00:36:36,700 --> 00:36:40,567 the part that says I'm leaving. 661 00:36:48,767 --> 00:36:55,767 Cause I've left that girl so many times before. 662 00:37:01,200 --> 00:37:10,400 And by the time I get to Albuquerque, she'll be working. 663 00:37:18,567 --> 00:37:24,800 And she'll take off time just to give me-- 664 00:37:24,900 --> 00:37:27,733 [static] 665 00:37:31,400 --> 00:37:33,667 [clattering] 666 00:37:39,700 --> 00:37:42,167 [distorted voices] 667 00:37:43,933 --> 00:37:44,667 (SINGING) That's life. 668 00:37:47,567 --> 00:37:51,100 And I can't deny it. 669 00:37:51,200 --> 00:37:54,167 Many times I've thought of quittin'. 670 00:37:54,267 --> 00:37:56,633 But my heart won't buy it. 671 00:37:56,733 --> 00:38:05,900 But if there's not a-- I'm going to roll myself 672 00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:11,000 up in a big bowl, and die. 673 00:38:21,133 --> 00:38:23,500 Put your name up, mate. 674 00:38:23,600 --> 00:38:24,267 Right. 675 00:38:24,367 --> 00:38:25,733 Well, I may just do that. 676 00:38:54,433 --> 00:38:57,833 You're playing the bandit, then, Johnny? 677 00:38:57,933 --> 00:38:58,767 Aye. 678 00:38:58,867 --> 00:39:00,000 Looks like it, huh? 679 00:39:02,400 --> 00:39:03,767 You'll get the money to get us a drink? 680 00:39:12,233 --> 00:39:15,600 I see you're, uh, in the family way, then eh? 681 00:39:15,700 --> 00:39:16,933 Good to know that. 682 00:39:17,033 --> 00:39:18,867 So then we'll lose? 683 00:39:18,967 --> 00:39:20,633 Hey, mate? 684 00:39:20,733 --> 00:39:22,567 You're on, eh? 685 00:39:22,667 --> 00:39:23,400 All right. 686 00:39:32,900 --> 00:39:34,267 MAN: Good evening, folks. 687 00:39:34,367 --> 00:39:38,200 May I ask the bride and groom to come out and join us 688 00:39:38,300 --> 00:39:39,600 for their first dance. 689 00:39:39,700 --> 00:39:42,800 Ladies and gentlemen, your bride and groom. 690 00:39:42,900 --> 00:39:45,400 [applause] 691 00:39:50,300 --> 00:39:53,200 SINGER: I don't believe that anybody feels 692 00:39:53,300 --> 00:39:56,400 the way I do about you now. 693 00:40:01,300 --> 00:40:03,333 Back beat, the word is on the street 694 00:40:03,433 --> 00:40:06,800 that the fire in your heart is out. 695 00:40:06,900 --> 00:40:08,600 I'm sure you've heard it all before, 696 00:40:08,700 --> 00:40:11,200 but you never even had a doubt. 697 00:40:11,300 --> 00:40:13,800 I don't believe that anybody feels 698 00:40:13,900 --> 00:40:18,800 the way I do about you now. 699 00:40:18,900 --> 00:40:21,000 [growling] 700 00:40:22,900 --> 00:40:24,400 [growling] 701 00:40:26,900 --> 00:40:28,400 GIRLS: All the-- 702 00:40:28,500 --> 00:40:29,600 [laughter] 703 00:40:29,700 --> 00:40:31,833 It's a good thing Johnny's been huckled. 704 00:40:31,933 --> 00:40:33,033 Who's that? 705 00:40:33,133 --> 00:40:35,667 Keeps the fucking CSE off your back. 706 00:40:35,767 --> 00:40:38,233 [laughter] 707 00:40:39,200 --> 00:40:40,000 -You're a nut. -[inaudible]. 708 00:40:40,100 --> 00:40:41,000 When was that? 709 00:40:41,100 --> 00:40:42,033 [inaudible] 710 00:40:44,200 --> 00:40:44,933 That's Sonia. 711 00:40:45,033 --> 00:40:46,533 I was with Sonia. 712 00:40:46,633 --> 00:40:47,900 Swapped 'em out. 713 00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:51,867 Naw, you're fucking assin', man. 714 00:40:51,967 --> 00:40:53,833 See, that [inaudible]. 715 00:40:53,933 --> 00:40:55,767 She was right in there for the fucking-- 716 00:40:55,867 --> 00:40:56,667 Hey, mate. Shut up. 717 00:40:56,767 --> 00:40:58,300 -Eh? -Just shut up. 718 00:40:58,400 --> 00:40:59,367 Eh? 719 00:40:59,467 --> 00:41:01,267 What did you just fucking say that, then? 720 00:41:01,367 --> 00:41:02,367 Hey, you. 721 00:41:02,467 --> 00:41:04,067 What did you just fucking say, then? 722 00:41:09,333 --> 00:41:11,033 I didn't say nothing, Alec. 723 00:41:11,133 --> 00:41:14,767 Didn't say fuck all, Alec. 724 00:41:14,867 --> 00:41:16,200 What? 725 00:41:16,300 --> 00:41:17,500 Just fucking pissed, eh? 726 00:41:17,600 --> 00:41:18,567 Eh? 727 00:41:18,667 --> 00:41:21,333 Just talking fucking shite with the boys. 728 00:41:21,433 --> 00:41:22,033 What? 729 00:41:22,133 --> 00:41:24,167 I was just saying-- ah! 730 00:41:24,267 --> 00:41:25,300 Eh? 731 00:41:25,400 --> 00:41:27,467 Just fucking saying, are ya? 732 00:41:27,567 --> 00:41:28,533 Eh? 733 00:41:28,633 --> 00:41:30,200 Well, I'm just fucking well saying this! 734 00:41:30,300 --> 00:41:30,833 Stop it! 735 00:41:30,933 --> 00:41:31,800 Stop it! 736 00:41:31,900 --> 00:41:32,800 And that! 737 00:41:32,900 --> 00:41:33,667 For fuck's sake! 738 00:41:33,767 --> 00:41:34,500 And this! 739 00:41:34,600 --> 00:41:35,800 Leave him alone! 740 00:41:35,900 --> 00:41:37,267 Eh? 741 00:41:37,367 --> 00:41:38,533 And this! 742 00:41:38,633 --> 00:41:39,500 Yep. 743 00:41:39,600 --> 00:41:41,467 That's what I'm just fucking saying. 744 00:41:41,567 --> 00:41:46,000 So, uh, what are you just fucking saying now, eh? 745 00:41:46,100 --> 00:41:48,733 Well done, son! 746 00:41:48,833 --> 00:41:51,467 This isn't a bad do, eh? 747 00:41:51,567 --> 00:41:53,200 That was so messy. 748 00:41:53,300 --> 00:41:55,767 A wedding needs a good [inaudible], 749 00:41:55,867 --> 00:41:57,500 to-- to make it go off right. 750 00:41:57,600 --> 00:41:58,333 Yeah. 751 00:41:58,433 --> 00:41:59,433 Traditionally. 752 00:41:59,533 --> 00:42:00,300 Traditionally. 753 00:42:05,300 --> 00:42:07,233 Couldn't just leave it, Johnny? 754 00:42:07,333 --> 00:42:08,000 Eh? 755 00:42:08,100 --> 00:42:10,133 It was just all right, eh? 756 00:42:12,800 --> 00:42:14,000 John. 757 00:42:14,100 --> 00:42:16,433 There was no respect for you or my sister. 758 00:42:19,167 --> 00:42:20,633 You're family now. 759 00:42:20,733 --> 00:42:23,500 Any cunt that fucks with you fucks with me. 760 00:42:23,600 --> 00:42:25,333 Mind that. 761 00:42:25,433 --> 00:42:30,567 Any cunt that gets lucky with ya, just fucking ring back, eh? 762 00:42:30,667 --> 00:42:32,567 Yeah. 763 00:42:32,667 --> 00:42:35,133 [applause] 764 00:42:43,567 --> 00:42:44,467 Hey, there. 765 00:42:44,567 --> 00:42:46,467 Hey. 766 00:42:46,567 --> 00:42:49,067 [crying] 767 00:42:51,567 --> 00:42:53,433 Shh, shh, shh. 768 00:42:53,533 --> 00:42:56,033 [crying] 769 00:42:58,933 --> 00:42:59,833 Come on. 770 00:42:59,933 --> 00:43:02,167 There. 771 00:43:02,267 --> 00:43:03,033 Eh? 772 00:43:08,067 --> 00:43:09,000 Come on. 773 00:43:19,533 --> 00:43:20,833 All right, mate? 774 00:43:20,933 --> 00:43:21,667 Aye. 775 00:43:24,733 --> 00:43:27,267 You just moved into Mrs. Robinson's old house, huh? 776 00:43:30,333 --> 00:43:31,633 Lay off. 777 00:43:31,733 --> 00:43:33,800 What's it to you, like? 778 00:43:33,900 --> 00:43:34,800 I'm your neighbor, eh? 779 00:43:34,900 --> 00:43:36,267 I stay just below ya, eh? 780 00:43:41,267 --> 00:43:44,367 You want a hand there, huh? 781 00:43:44,467 --> 00:43:45,633 Cheers, mate. 782 00:43:45,733 --> 00:43:46,800 I'm Larry, by the way. 783 00:43:46,900 --> 00:43:47,633 Johnny. 784 00:43:47,733 --> 00:43:48,700 Johnny? 785 00:43:48,800 --> 00:43:49,567 Nice one, John. 786 00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:12,500 [crying] 787 00:44:27,300 --> 00:44:28,033 Whoa! 788 00:45:01,833 --> 00:45:02,800 Yeah. 789 00:45:02,900 --> 00:45:03,633 What? 790 00:45:10,700 --> 00:45:12,567 Hey. 791 00:45:12,667 --> 00:45:13,400 Stop. 792 00:45:17,967 --> 00:45:20,300 Hey-- I'll give you 20, eh? 793 00:45:20,400 --> 00:45:24,300 So you can go and get away from the babe, eh? 794 00:45:24,400 --> 00:45:26,933 See, I'm not grudging that, eh? 795 00:45:27,033 --> 00:45:27,800 Johnny. 796 00:45:27,900 --> 00:45:29,033 I'm not grudging that. 797 00:45:29,133 --> 00:45:30,333 I'm just wondering where you're going. 798 00:45:30,433 --> 00:45:31,267 Out. 799 00:45:31,367 --> 00:45:32,867 Eh? 800 00:45:32,967 --> 00:45:33,700 Aye, but where? 801 00:45:33,800 --> 00:45:35,500 Out. 802 00:45:35,600 --> 00:45:39,867 You told us to go out, so I'm fucking well going out. 803 00:45:39,967 --> 00:45:42,533 Eh? 804 00:45:42,633 --> 00:45:45,333 Johnny, for fuck's sake, I've just done that! 805 00:45:45,433 --> 00:45:48,067 You are not going out like that, right? 806 00:45:48,167 --> 00:45:51,933 You're dressed up like a fucking tart, eh? 807 00:45:52,033 --> 00:45:54,333 Hello! 808 00:45:54,433 --> 00:45:56,567 You don't fucking get it, do you? 809 00:46:01,600 --> 00:46:02,500 [door slamming] 810 00:46:06,367 --> 00:46:07,500 That's your ma, eh, Chantal? 811 00:46:07,600 --> 00:46:08,367 That. 812 00:46:08,467 --> 00:46:09,200 That! 813 00:46:12,567 --> 00:46:14,367 Where are you going? [inaudible]? 814 00:46:14,467 --> 00:46:15,767 No. 815 00:46:15,867 --> 00:46:17,400 You, uh, Johnny's bird? 816 00:46:17,500 --> 00:46:18,800 Aye. 817 00:46:18,900 --> 00:46:20,100 You the new guy? 818 00:46:20,200 --> 00:46:21,500 Aye, the name's Larry. 819 00:46:21,600 --> 00:46:22,633 [inaudible] 820 00:46:22,733 --> 00:46:25,100 Did anybody ever tell you you're a goddess? 821 00:46:25,200 --> 00:46:27,467 I'm telling you, see, if you were my bird, 822 00:46:27,567 --> 00:46:29,467 I wouldn't let you go out dressed up like that. 823 00:46:29,567 --> 00:46:32,633 Not unless I was going out with you. 824 00:46:32,733 --> 00:46:33,467 [inaudible]? 825 00:46:33,567 --> 00:46:34,733 Too late. 826 00:46:34,833 --> 00:46:36,533 I'm going off to have a [inaudible] with Johnny, yeah? 827 00:46:36,633 --> 00:46:39,200 Tell him right on one or two things. 828 00:46:39,300 --> 00:46:41,900 Maybe [inaudible] also, though, eh? 829 00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:42,800 Aye. 830 00:46:42,900 --> 00:46:43,633 Maybe. 831 00:46:48,133 --> 00:46:50,100 Fucking down, boy. 832 00:46:50,200 --> 00:46:52,000 Fucking go and piece one, all right? 833 00:46:52,100 --> 00:46:53,367 In a fucking minute. 834 00:46:56,100 --> 00:46:58,100 [knocking] 835 00:47:02,533 --> 00:47:04,600 -All right, mate. -Hello, bud. 836 00:47:04,700 --> 00:47:05,600 What's going on, eh? 837 00:47:05,700 --> 00:47:06,833 Misses on the way out, yeah? 838 00:47:06,933 --> 00:47:08,000 Aye. 839 00:47:08,100 --> 00:47:10,467 Maybe you want a wee bit of company? 840 00:47:10,567 --> 00:47:12,400 Do you fancy a pint? 841 00:47:12,500 --> 00:47:13,600 Uh-- no, no. 842 00:47:13,700 --> 00:47:16,233 Can't I've got the babe. 843 00:47:16,333 --> 00:47:16,867 Ah. 844 00:47:16,967 --> 00:47:19,433 That's no good, eh? 845 00:47:19,533 --> 00:47:22,200 That's no good. 846 00:47:22,300 --> 00:47:24,233 Stay for a crown if you like, though, eh? 847 00:47:24,333 --> 00:47:25,367 Aye, why didn't you offer? 848 00:47:29,700 --> 00:47:32,467 Cold [inaudible]. 849 00:47:32,567 --> 00:47:33,433 Top [inaudible]. 850 00:47:40,333 --> 00:47:43,233 SINGER: Sometimes I get to thinking, baby, 851 00:47:43,333 --> 00:47:52,967 when I'm all alone I could maybe make it on my own. 852 00:47:53,067 --> 00:47:54,033 Fuck. 853 00:47:57,300 --> 00:48:02,400 SINGER: Oh, yeah, set me free. 854 00:48:02,500 --> 00:48:05,400 Am I attractive? 855 00:48:05,500 --> 00:48:08,800 You seem to be. 856 00:48:08,900 --> 00:48:15,767 And my baby-- my precious baby. 857 00:48:15,867 --> 00:48:19,767 You're my baby. 858 00:48:19,867 --> 00:48:21,767 My only baby. 859 00:48:38,233 --> 00:48:46,133 Sometimes I get the feeling in every part of me, 860 00:48:46,233 --> 00:48:51,733 nothing is what it seems to be. 861 00:48:51,833 --> 00:48:53,333 [knocking] 862 00:48:53,433 --> 00:48:54,733 CAT: Johnny! 863 00:48:54,833 --> 00:48:58,100 Open the fucking door, Johnny! 864 00:48:58,200 --> 00:48:59,700 Hey, what's the deal? 865 00:48:59,800 --> 00:49:00,700 Fuck off! 866 00:49:00,800 --> 00:49:01,700 I'm fucking done! 867 00:49:01,800 --> 00:49:02,700 Stay off! 868 00:49:02,800 --> 00:49:08,100 Eh/ 869 00:49:08,200 --> 00:49:11,100 SINGER: My only baby. 870 00:49:11,200 --> 00:49:14,700 You're my baby. 871 00:49:14,800 --> 00:49:17,667 My precious baby. 872 00:49:27,167 --> 00:49:29,667 What are you fucking doing, then eh? 873 00:49:29,767 --> 00:49:30,867 Eh? 874 00:49:30,967 --> 00:49:31,900 I give you a 20 cause you were skint, 875 00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:33,667 and you come back with 40, eh? 876 00:49:33,767 --> 00:49:34,800 Look at that, eh? 877 00:49:34,900 --> 00:49:35,833 Lookie there. 878 00:49:35,933 --> 00:49:37,067 Where'd you get the fucking-- 879 00:49:37,167 --> 00:49:39,033 Stop it! [inaudible] fucking you! 880 00:49:39,133 --> 00:49:40,633 You fucking knob! 881 00:49:43,533 --> 00:49:48,500 Get the fuck-- off of-- get the-- 882 00:49:48,600 --> 00:49:50,400 Fucking-- 883 00:49:50,500 --> 00:49:53,133 Don't fucking touch me, or my fucking 884 00:49:53,233 --> 00:49:56,467 breasts, or fucking down here! 885 00:49:56,567 --> 00:49:58,833 Well, maybe you were fucking probably gonna 886 00:49:58,933 --> 00:50:00,867 find it out for me at all, huh? 887 00:50:00,967 --> 00:50:02,433 The fuck does that mean? 888 00:50:02,533 --> 00:50:04,967 Just means-- just fucking means I've got means to know, huh? 889 00:50:05,067 --> 00:50:07,200 Fuck you mean, [inaudible]? 890 00:50:07,300 --> 00:50:09,233 What fucking means have you got? 891 00:50:09,333 --> 00:50:11,467 You don't care about me! 892 00:50:11,567 --> 00:50:12,200 Oh, aye? 893 00:50:12,300 --> 00:50:14,433 What-- I'm fucking Larry? 894 00:50:14,533 --> 00:50:15,800 Eh? 895 00:50:15,900 --> 00:50:19,067 I'm fucking Larry up the stairs, like he's gonna do anything. 896 00:50:19,167 --> 00:50:20,833 Cause he's been [inaudible]. 897 00:50:20,933 --> 00:50:23,600 Fucking touching me! 898 00:50:23,700 --> 00:50:26,133 I'll fucking touch you! 899 00:50:26,233 --> 00:50:28,000 I'll fucking touch you! 900 00:50:28,100 --> 00:50:30,533 And there's another motherfucking thing. 901 00:50:30,633 --> 00:50:33,067 You're not fucking sleeping with me tonight. 902 00:50:33,167 --> 00:50:35,933 You can start down there on the fucking couch! 903 00:50:36,033 --> 00:50:37,467 Fucking right! 904 00:50:37,567 --> 00:50:42,667 Cause I'm not sleeping with no fucking whore, all right? 905 00:50:42,767 --> 00:50:45,167 [baby crying] 906 00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:53,900 Fuck! 907 00:50:54,000 --> 00:50:56,467 [baby crying] 908 00:51:13,267 --> 00:51:16,600 (SINGING) She's my woman of gold, she's not very old. 909 00:51:16,700 --> 00:51:17,433 Uh-huh. 910 00:51:20,533 --> 00:51:24,933 Well, she's my woman of gold, and she's not very old. 911 00:51:25,033 --> 00:51:27,733 Uh-huh. 912 00:51:27,833 --> 00:51:33,533 I don't mean to be bold, but me, I'll hold your hand. 913 00:51:36,433 --> 00:51:40,267 Well, she ain't no witch, and I love the way she twitch. 914 00:51:40,367 --> 00:51:41,100 Uh-huh. 915 00:51:43,800 --> 00:51:48,500 Well, she ain't no witch, and I love the way she twists. 916 00:51:48,600 --> 00:51:50,900 Uh-huh. 917 00:51:51,000 --> 00:51:55,233 I'm a labor of love, and my [inaudible]. 918 00:51:55,333 --> 00:51:56,100 Uh-huh. 919 00:51:59,367 --> 00:52:03,467 Well, she's faster than most, and she lives on the coast. 920 00:52:03,567 --> 00:52:06,267 Uh-huh. 921 00:52:06,367 --> 00:52:10,233 Well, she's faster than most, and she lives on the coast. 922 00:52:10,333 --> 00:52:11,067 Uh-huh. 923 00:52:14,367 --> 00:52:19,667 I'm a two bit prince, and I've give her love. 924 00:52:19,767 --> 00:52:20,733 Check it, I'll be there. 925 00:52:24,400 --> 00:52:25,833 Ow! 926 00:52:25,933 --> 00:52:26,667 Ow! 927 00:52:47,933 --> 00:52:50,000 [laughter] 928 00:52:53,867 --> 00:52:54,767 Go in a bit. 929 00:52:58,867 --> 00:53:01,167 Well, the man himself. 930 00:53:01,267 --> 00:53:03,033 What'll be the likes of that, eh? 931 00:53:03,133 --> 00:53:04,167 Come on and join us, mate. 932 00:53:04,267 --> 00:53:07,733 Join the fucking party, eh? 933 00:53:07,833 --> 00:53:09,533 Where's Chantal? 934 00:53:09,633 --> 00:53:10,500 Hm? 935 00:53:10,600 --> 00:53:11,833 Where is she? 936 00:53:11,933 --> 00:53:12,800 Hm? 937 00:53:12,900 --> 00:53:15,000 She's at your ma's. 938 00:53:15,100 --> 00:53:15,833 She's at my ma's? 939 00:53:15,933 --> 00:53:17,167 She's at my ma's. 940 00:53:17,267 --> 00:53:18,233 When are you going to fucking go down there 941 00:53:18,333 --> 00:53:19,267 and get her, then, eh? -Hey. 942 00:53:19,367 --> 00:53:20,667 Hey. 943 00:53:20,767 --> 00:53:22,300 That's not a crack you expect for your friends and neighbors, 944 00:53:22,400 --> 00:53:23,067 eh? 945 00:53:23,167 --> 00:53:24,100 We're at a fucking party. 946 00:53:24,200 --> 00:53:25,533 Gotta be social, eh? 947 00:53:25,633 --> 00:53:26,667 Gotta be social? 948 00:53:26,767 --> 00:53:28,067 She's the one who wants to be fucking social. 949 00:53:28,167 --> 00:53:30,000 Hey. Sit down, then. 950 00:53:40,500 --> 00:53:41,300 What? 951 00:53:41,400 --> 00:53:42,133 What? 952 00:53:47,200 --> 00:53:50,900 She's been sitting here all fucking day, on her fat ass. 953 00:53:51,000 --> 00:53:52,200 That's all you've been doing. 954 00:53:52,300 --> 00:53:54,200 But that fucking [inaudible]. 955 00:53:54,300 --> 00:53:54,967 Eh? 956 00:53:55,067 --> 00:53:56,367 Just left her there. 957 00:53:56,467 --> 00:53:57,000 Eh? 958 00:53:57,100 --> 00:53:57,967 Do you give a fuck? 959 00:53:58,067 --> 00:53:59,800 Do you give a flying fuck? 960 00:53:59,900 --> 00:54:00,900 Eh. 961 00:54:01,000 --> 00:54:01,867 Eh. Sorry? 962 00:54:01,967 --> 00:54:03,500 -Aye. -Oh, you do? 963 00:54:03,600 --> 00:54:04,333 Aye. 964 00:54:04,433 --> 00:54:05,400 Aye. Oh. 965 00:54:05,500 --> 00:54:06,233 Right. 966 00:54:09,700 --> 00:54:11,267 Right, well, [inaudible]. 967 00:54:11,367 --> 00:54:11,933 Ah, Tess. 968 00:54:12,033 --> 00:54:13,167 Right. 969 00:54:13,267 --> 00:54:14,567 What color clothes she wearing, there? 970 00:54:14,667 --> 00:54:15,967 Eh? 971 00:54:16,067 --> 00:54:17,167 What color clothes she wear? 972 00:54:17,267 --> 00:54:18,467 Do you think they fucking notice? 973 00:54:18,567 --> 00:54:19,500 Cerise. 974 00:54:19,600 --> 00:54:21,633 Cerise? 975 00:54:21,733 --> 00:54:23,000 Cerise? 976 00:54:23,100 --> 00:54:24,667 It was fucking pink, yeah? 977 00:54:24,767 --> 00:54:25,833 -Eh. -Eh, mate? 978 00:54:25,933 --> 00:54:26,900 Johnny, I was watching that, mate. 979 00:54:27,000 --> 00:54:27,800 Sorry, man. 980 00:54:27,900 --> 00:54:28,633 Eh? 981 00:54:28,733 --> 00:54:29,833 Pink Fucking pink. 982 00:54:29,933 --> 00:54:30,800 I know what pink is. 983 00:54:30,900 --> 00:54:31,833 P-- 984 00:54:31,933 --> 00:54:32,700 Most of these are fucking pink. 985 00:54:32,800 --> 00:54:33,700 You got that? 986 00:54:33,800 --> 00:54:35,700 Fine. 987 00:54:35,800 --> 00:54:38,000 Who's Cerise? 988 00:54:38,100 --> 00:54:39,033 Who's Cerise? 989 00:54:39,133 --> 00:54:41,233 It's not who, it's a color, eh? 990 00:54:41,333 --> 00:54:42,900 And it's pink, right? 991 00:54:43,000 --> 00:54:43,733 It's a color? 992 00:54:43,833 --> 00:54:44,867 Aye. 993 00:54:44,967 --> 00:54:45,700 Right? 994 00:54:48,133 --> 00:54:50,600 So, you're not going to go down and get her, 995 00:54:50,700 --> 00:54:51,433 I'll fucking go get her. 996 00:54:51,533 --> 00:54:52,433 All right, we'll go. 997 00:54:52,533 --> 00:54:53,300 You go and get her. 998 00:54:53,400 --> 00:54:54,833 You go fucking get her, then. 999 00:54:54,933 --> 00:54:55,667 Great. 1000 00:54:55,767 --> 00:54:57,000 Pink. 1001 00:54:57,100 --> 00:54:58,600 You-- pink, want a beer? 1002 00:54:58,700 --> 00:54:59,633 I do. 1003 00:54:59,733 --> 00:55:01,500 The fuck's wrong with that, eh? 1004 00:55:01,600 --> 00:55:02,867 You [inaudible], John. 1005 00:55:02,967 --> 00:55:04,133 You had. 1006 00:55:04,233 --> 00:55:06,333 Right, I'll get some fucking tea on, eh? 1007 00:55:06,433 --> 00:55:07,800 Stay for your tea, laddy, eh? 1008 00:55:07,900 --> 00:55:09,133 Ah, the next one, all right? 1009 00:55:09,233 --> 00:55:10,633 And pick up some more [inaudible], you cunt. 1010 00:55:10,733 --> 00:55:12,467 We'll be around in a wee bit dry here soon, eh? 1011 00:55:12,567 --> 00:55:13,400 Fine. 1012 00:55:13,500 --> 00:55:15,033 I'd love to stay for my tea, man. 1013 00:55:15,133 --> 00:55:16,533 Is that all right with you? 1014 00:55:16,633 --> 00:55:17,500 Oh, it's lovely. 1015 00:55:17,600 --> 00:55:18,933 OK, a video for you if you want, eh? 1016 00:55:19,033 --> 00:55:20,167 Eh, what are you getting? 1017 00:55:20,267 --> 00:55:22,933 Whatever you want. 1018 00:55:23,033 --> 00:55:24,300 Bruce Willis. 1019 00:55:24,400 --> 00:55:25,233 "Die Hard." 1020 00:55:25,333 --> 00:55:26,533 Ah. 1021 00:55:26,633 --> 00:55:28,400 Get! 1022 00:55:28,500 --> 00:55:29,500 Johnny. Johnny. 1023 00:55:29,600 --> 00:55:30,333 Come here. 1024 00:55:30,433 --> 00:55:30,967 Huh? 1025 00:55:31,067 --> 00:55:37,700 Get-- Hey. 1026 00:55:37,800 --> 00:55:39,267 Cheapo. 1027 00:55:39,367 --> 00:55:40,233 Stay here. 1028 00:55:43,067 --> 00:55:45,133 [laughter] 1029 00:55:52,300 --> 00:55:54,267 Bruce Willis, fucking "Die Hard," eh? 1030 00:56:05,700 --> 00:56:07,600 Fuck off, right? 1031 00:56:07,700 --> 00:56:08,933 Get off me, man. 1032 00:56:09,033 --> 00:56:09,767 Beat it, right? 1033 00:56:18,333 --> 00:56:20,900 So the doctor says to give up the cigarettes, John. 1034 00:56:21,000 --> 00:56:23,433 I just turned around and said to him, 1035 00:56:23,533 --> 00:56:24,933 take the fags away, you might as well put 1036 00:56:25,033 --> 00:56:27,100 a plastic bag in my head, eh? 1037 00:56:27,200 --> 00:56:30,067 Fags are the only thing that's keeping me going, eh? 1038 00:56:30,167 --> 00:56:32,600 Well, that and making sure my laddy gets 1039 00:56:32,700 --> 00:56:34,067 himself settled down properly. 1040 00:56:34,167 --> 00:56:36,900 And no matter what I told him. 1041 00:56:37,000 --> 00:56:37,933 I've come in person. 1042 00:56:38,033 --> 00:56:38,900 Aye, aye, aye. 1043 00:56:39,000 --> 00:56:40,400 All right. 1044 00:56:40,500 --> 00:56:42,667 See, the thing is with you, John, you're a soft touch. 1045 00:56:42,767 --> 00:56:44,667 People see that in you. 1046 00:56:44,767 --> 00:56:45,967 Old sap Johnny. 1047 00:56:46,067 --> 00:56:47,200 Man, they used to call you that at school. 1048 00:56:47,300 --> 00:56:48,533 No, they didn't, all right? 1049 00:56:48,633 --> 00:56:49,733 No they didn't. -I mind. 1050 00:56:49,833 --> 00:56:50,700 I mind, all right. 1051 00:56:50,800 --> 00:56:52,033 Weak, like your favor. 1052 00:56:52,133 --> 00:56:54,967 Look, I'm not, all right? 1053 00:56:55,067 --> 00:56:57,633 Well, that was the school. 1054 00:56:57,733 --> 00:56:59,633 Oh, John, he was always good at the school. 1055 00:56:59,733 --> 00:57:00,467 Not you, though, eh? 1056 00:57:04,333 --> 00:57:05,500 Then came that whore. 1057 00:57:05,600 --> 00:57:07,300 That was not a waste of time? -Aye. 1058 00:57:07,400 --> 00:57:07,933 All right. 1059 00:57:08,033 --> 00:57:10,600 Eh? 1060 00:57:10,700 --> 00:57:12,367 But then came Chantal, eh? 1061 00:57:12,467 --> 00:57:14,667 See, so it wasn't always that dire, right? 1062 00:57:14,767 --> 00:57:16,100 Eh? 1063 00:57:16,200 --> 00:57:17,333 See, if I hadn't have gotten together with Catriona, 1064 00:57:17,433 --> 00:57:20,767 then we wouldn't have had her, eh? 1065 00:57:20,867 --> 00:57:22,667 Aye. 1066 00:57:22,767 --> 00:57:24,433 Little princess right there. 1067 00:57:24,533 --> 00:57:27,233 Aye. 1068 00:57:27,333 --> 00:57:31,433 You've gotta see her that way, right? 1069 00:57:31,533 --> 00:57:32,833 Oh, well. 1070 00:57:32,933 --> 00:57:33,833 Baby. 1071 00:57:33,933 --> 00:57:35,833 SINGER: It doesn't matter-- 1072 00:57:35,933 --> 00:57:39,000 [crying] 1073 00:57:42,900 --> 00:57:46,400 SINGER: I end up calling-- 1074 00:57:46,500 --> 00:57:47,800 [crying] 1075 00:57:47,900 --> 00:57:49,400 Shh. 1076 00:57:49,500 --> 00:57:50,800 Shh. 1077 00:57:50,900 --> 00:57:53,000 [crying] 1078 00:57:57,300 --> 00:57:59,567 SINGER: Feeling all dread. 1079 00:57:59,667 --> 00:58:04,567 At least when she's around, the troubles there, 1080 00:58:04,667 --> 00:58:09,367 it's worse to wake up with her falling room the room. 1081 00:58:25,233 --> 00:58:31,667 Listen, Johnny, you're like a mother 1082 00:58:31,767 --> 00:58:35,633 to the girl you've fallen for. 1083 00:58:35,733 --> 00:58:37,200 You're still falling. 1084 00:58:41,067 --> 00:58:44,933 Listen, Johnny, you're like a mother 1085 00:58:45,033 --> 00:58:49,500 to the girl you've fallen for. 1086 00:58:49,600 --> 00:58:52,067 [moaning] 1087 00:58:53,467 --> 00:58:54,833 Never been humped like this before, have you, darling? 1088 00:58:54,933 --> 00:58:56,833 Not so fucking hard like that. 1089 00:58:56,933 --> 00:58:58,400 Fuck! 1090 00:58:58,500 --> 00:59:00,800 Like fucking well. 1091 00:59:00,900 --> 00:59:02,800 Aw, fuck. 1092 00:59:02,900 --> 00:59:07,367 Just like fucking chocolate, eh? 1093 00:59:07,467 --> 00:59:09,733 [moaning] 1094 00:59:18,600 --> 00:59:20,900 Well, Mom was right. 1095 00:59:21,000 --> 00:59:25,867 She says I'm not family, and the fucking Doyles was rubbish, eh? 1096 00:59:25,967 --> 00:59:27,033 Hey, Chantal. 1097 00:59:30,400 --> 00:59:32,033 [moaning] 1098 00:59:32,133 --> 00:59:33,833 We are not up the shit, though, darling. 1099 00:59:33,933 --> 00:59:35,633 Eh? 1100 00:59:35,733 --> 00:59:36,767 Not us. Not us. 1101 00:59:36,867 --> 00:59:37,733 That's him. 1102 00:59:37,833 --> 00:59:40,267 That's him up there, huh? 1103 00:59:40,367 --> 00:59:43,967 You're so fucking hard, like-- fuck. 1104 00:59:44,067 --> 00:59:45,400 It's all right, doll. 1105 00:59:45,500 --> 00:59:46,200 Push. 1106 00:59:46,300 --> 00:59:48,100 You're all greased here, eh? 1107 00:59:50,867 --> 00:59:51,733 JOHNNY: We're broken here. 1108 00:59:51,833 --> 00:59:53,400 I took away a [inaudible]. 1109 00:59:53,500 --> 00:59:55,267 [crying] 1110 00:59:57,967 --> 00:59:59,433 I can't leave anything here, though. 1111 01:00:03,033 --> 01:00:05,100 [moaning] 1112 01:00:09,300 --> 01:00:11,167 Can't even show you the [inaudible], eh? 1113 01:00:15,500 --> 01:00:17,700 [moaning] 1114 01:00:17,800 --> 01:00:18,900 CAT: Keep fucking me, laddy. 1115 01:00:19,000 --> 01:00:19,967 Fuck me. 1116 01:00:20,067 --> 01:00:20,833 Fuck me. 1117 01:00:20,933 --> 01:00:22,767 Fuck me. 1118 01:00:22,867 --> 01:00:25,167 Silver wheel and corgi dog. 1119 01:00:29,167 --> 01:00:31,567 CAT: Oh, fuck! 1120 01:00:31,667 --> 01:00:33,833 My little princess, eh? 1121 01:00:33,933 --> 01:00:36,067 Eh, darling. 1122 01:00:36,167 --> 01:00:38,933 You're my wee princess. 1123 01:00:39,033 --> 01:00:40,133 You're daddy's wee princess. 1124 01:00:43,033 --> 01:00:44,000 You're [inaudible]. 1125 01:00:50,400 --> 01:00:51,033 Shh. 1126 01:00:51,133 --> 01:00:52,400 Come here. Come here. 1127 01:00:52,500 --> 01:00:53,400 It's OK. 1128 01:01:13,633 --> 01:01:15,500 [knocking] 1129 01:01:19,567 --> 01:01:20,567 All right, mate. 1130 01:01:20,667 --> 01:01:21,800 What's up? 1131 01:01:21,900 --> 01:01:24,367 I need a wee favor, eh? 1132 01:01:24,467 --> 01:01:29,100 These fucking electric cunts have gone and cut us off. 1133 01:01:29,200 --> 01:01:31,400 That's me sorting it. 1134 01:01:31,500 --> 01:01:32,900 I've got an extension block up the stairs, 1135 01:01:33,000 --> 01:01:34,633 just for the power and electric fare, eh? 1136 01:01:34,733 --> 01:01:35,900 That's a fucking hoot, man. 1137 01:01:36,000 --> 01:01:37,767 That's my fucking electric. 1138 01:01:37,867 --> 01:01:41,267 If you ever touch that fucking plug, or that fucking switch, 1139 01:01:41,367 --> 01:01:42,867 Johnny, you're fucking dead. 1140 01:01:42,967 --> 01:01:43,767 Fucking telling you. 1141 01:01:48,133 --> 01:01:52,567 Listen, Johnny, you and me are still mates, huh? 1142 01:01:52,667 --> 01:01:54,667 That's the way I see it. 1143 01:01:54,767 --> 01:01:56,300 Forget any of this happened. 1144 01:01:56,400 --> 01:02:00,000 To me, we're still mates, and that's that, eh? 1145 01:02:00,100 --> 01:02:01,333 I mean, I'll go half with you on the bills, 1146 01:02:01,433 --> 01:02:03,333 if that's what you're fucking worried about. 1147 01:02:03,433 --> 01:02:05,300 [laughter] 1148 01:02:08,100 --> 01:02:11,667 What's that meant to mean, then? 1149 01:02:11,767 --> 01:02:12,533 Eh? 1150 01:02:17,800 --> 01:02:19,633 Better fucking not mean that. 1151 01:02:24,633 --> 01:02:26,333 No bath radio, eh, John? 1152 01:02:26,433 --> 01:02:27,967 I mean, don't have to move in here, mate, eh? 1153 01:02:28,067 --> 01:02:29,000 Just wanted to hang. 1154 01:02:33,333 --> 01:02:34,500 She was counting on it. 1155 01:02:37,767 --> 01:02:38,733 [inaudible] all the way? 1156 01:02:42,800 --> 01:02:45,167 Ever fucked up the ass? 1157 01:02:45,267 --> 01:02:48,000 I started giving the message that way. 1158 01:02:48,100 --> 01:02:50,167 I mean, I don't want her mistaking, you know? 1159 01:02:50,267 --> 01:02:52,500 Fucking been daft, that cunt. 1160 01:02:52,600 --> 01:02:54,367 I mean, what's she got, a slide up the stick, 1161 01:02:54,467 --> 01:02:55,800 then they've got a hand in your pocket 1162 01:02:55,900 --> 01:02:57,300 for the rest of your life? 1163 01:02:57,400 --> 01:03:00,200 Not with my fucking shit, I'll tell you that front out. 1164 01:03:00,300 --> 01:03:03,167 I'll keep my money. 1165 01:03:03,267 --> 01:03:05,533 Tell you one thing, though, John. 1166 01:03:05,633 --> 01:03:08,033 I hope you've not got that angel neck like that. 1167 01:03:08,133 --> 01:03:11,300 Cause if you have, you'll give it to me by now. 1168 01:03:11,400 --> 01:03:14,067 I never bob in [inaudible]. 1169 01:03:14,167 --> 01:03:16,733 No fucking way. 1170 01:03:16,833 --> 01:03:18,367 Rather have a fucking wank, man. 1171 01:03:18,467 --> 01:03:19,067 No. 1172 01:03:19,167 --> 01:03:21,000 Not going out like that. 1173 01:03:21,100 --> 01:03:22,533 Just as well. 1174 01:03:22,633 --> 01:03:25,700 You're a dirty, wee cunt. 1175 01:03:25,800 --> 01:03:27,633 Tell you what else, John. 1176 01:03:27,733 --> 01:03:30,733 It seems to me you've still got the bird, eh? 1177 01:03:30,833 --> 01:03:32,800 She wants you back, you say no. 1178 01:03:32,900 --> 01:03:34,600 Even though you can, and I fucking well 1179 01:03:34,700 --> 01:03:37,467 can, and that bird belongs with this man. 1180 01:03:37,567 --> 01:03:40,333 But no, I keep putting that daft cunt off, eh? 1181 01:03:40,433 --> 01:03:43,067 Cause I'm [inaudible] than this. 1182 01:03:43,167 --> 01:03:45,800 So it's thanks to me you've still got the bird, eh? 1183 01:03:45,900 --> 01:03:48,767 Think about that the next time you start making accusations 1184 01:03:48,867 --> 01:03:51,767 about other people, eh? 1185 01:03:51,867 --> 01:03:54,100 [baby crying] 1186 01:03:54,200 --> 01:03:55,733 Gonna have a mouth on her like her mom's, eh? 1187 01:03:59,700 --> 01:04:01,267 Good for sucking on things. 1188 01:04:04,900 --> 01:04:07,533 So it's off to the quarter finals, huh? 1189 01:04:07,633 --> 01:04:09,633 Now, when [inaudible]. 1190 01:04:09,733 --> 01:04:10,533 You've still got it, likes. 1191 01:04:14,767 --> 01:04:16,433 We're all in, John. 1192 01:04:16,533 --> 01:04:20,167 See, if you want to pork that again, just give us a shout, 1193 01:04:20,267 --> 01:04:21,133 eh? 1194 01:04:21,233 --> 01:04:22,633 I'll turn her to you. 1195 01:04:22,733 --> 01:04:25,500 Chin up, likes. 1196 01:04:25,600 --> 01:04:26,900 [baby crying] 1197 01:04:27,000 --> 01:04:33,900 SINGER: Does he know just where to touch you? 1198 01:04:34,000 --> 01:04:40,867 Can he get you on your knees? 1199 01:04:40,967 --> 01:04:42,867 That fucking smug-- 1200 01:04:42,967 --> 01:04:44,467 [moaning] 1201 01:04:45,733 --> 01:04:52,833 SINGER: Almost made me wish a-- a-- a disease-- 1202 01:04:52,933 --> 01:04:55,400 [moaning] 1203 01:04:59,300 --> 01:05:03,400 SINGER: I still love you. 1204 01:05:03,500 --> 01:05:04,400 [moaning] 1205 01:05:05,500 --> 01:05:06,933 Good afternoon. 1206 01:05:07,033 --> 01:05:07,767 Aw. 1207 01:05:10,867 --> 01:05:11,767 Let's go. 1208 01:05:34,800 --> 01:05:37,467 SINGER: So I hear you, then. 1209 01:05:37,567 --> 01:05:41,067 Johnny's [inaudible], just cause it looks 1210 01:05:41,167 --> 01:05:46,067 like you can't be on the pole. 1211 01:05:46,167 --> 01:05:50,433 And I found out today that you've been shagging him 1212 01:05:50,533 --> 01:05:54,033 behind my back, and we are still going out, 1213 01:05:54,133 --> 01:05:59,600 but even still I'd wait for you. 1214 01:06:05,700 --> 01:06:07,600 I'd wait for you. 1215 01:06:11,667 --> 01:06:14,567 I'd still miss you. 1216 01:06:17,667 --> 01:06:19,933 Fucking ass! 1217 01:06:20,033 --> 01:06:29,100 Fucking-- Fuck you. 1218 01:07:10,267 --> 01:07:13,767 You all right, Johnny? 1219 01:07:13,867 --> 01:07:15,967 What do you want? 1220 01:07:16,067 --> 01:07:17,333 Just to talk. 1221 01:07:17,433 --> 01:07:18,233 Talk? 1222 01:07:18,333 --> 01:07:19,100 Talk? 1223 01:07:21,900 --> 01:07:23,400 What about? 1224 01:07:23,500 --> 01:07:25,967 Not here, Johnny. 1225 01:07:26,067 --> 01:07:27,000 Come on. 1226 01:07:42,467 --> 01:07:44,600 All right, John. 1227 01:07:44,700 --> 01:07:45,933 You took the piss, Johnny. 1228 01:07:46,033 --> 01:07:48,767 No fucking cunt takes a piss with me. 1229 01:07:48,867 --> 01:07:49,600 Ow! 1230 01:07:49,700 --> 01:07:51,600 You fucking-- 1231 01:07:51,700 --> 01:07:55,000 Fucking bloody the bastard! 1232 01:07:55,100 --> 01:07:59,000 Fucking kill the fucking cunt! 1233 01:07:59,100 --> 01:08:01,967 You fucking knob! 1234 01:08:02,067 --> 01:08:05,567 He's stealing our fucking electricity! 1235 01:08:05,667 --> 01:08:08,967 He's got my fucking baby! 1236 01:08:09,067 --> 01:08:10,933 His fucking mother! 1237 01:08:11,033 --> 01:08:12,533 Your ma! 1238 01:08:12,633 --> 01:08:13,533 Fucking man! 1239 01:08:13,633 --> 01:08:15,733 Ain't gonna [inaudible]. 1240 01:08:15,833 --> 01:08:21,900 You can lick your fucking ma's puss, you fucking cunt! 1241 01:08:22,000 --> 01:08:23,100 You fucking-- 1242 01:08:54,900 --> 01:08:56,967 Where's the butter? 1243 01:08:57,067 --> 01:08:57,800 No, no. 1244 01:08:57,900 --> 01:08:59,800 I've got it. 1245 01:08:59,900 --> 01:09:02,933 It's over here. 1246 01:09:03,033 --> 01:09:03,767 Just-- 1247 01:09:11,267 --> 01:09:15,133 SINGER: Different versions of any man. 1248 01:09:15,233 --> 01:09:19,733 Come before you can. 1249 01:09:19,833 --> 01:09:21,333 Ha ha. 1250 01:09:21,433 --> 01:09:23,700 Come here. 1251 01:09:23,800 --> 01:09:25,100 Ah! 1252 01:09:25,200 --> 01:09:26,700 Fucking check it out. 1253 01:09:30,600 --> 01:09:33,867 SINGER: I'm gonna get me a motorcar, maybe 1254 01:09:33,967 --> 01:09:37,667 a Jaguar, maybe a [inaudible]. 1255 01:09:44,133 --> 01:09:50,033 Gonna be a millionaire, some way to take me there, 1256 01:09:50,133 --> 01:09:55,600 want to be wild, cause my life's OK. 1257 01:09:55,700 --> 01:09:57,000 Hey! 1258 01:09:57,100 --> 01:09:59,600 [rattling] 1259 01:10:05,667 --> 01:10:08,167 [dance music] 1260 01:10:42,967 --> 01:10:45,233 LARRY: When I make love to your lassie, 1261 01:10:45,333 --> 01:10:48,433 I never have a condom on me. 1262 01:10:48,533 --> 01:10:49,433 That's me. 1263 01:10:49,533 --> 01:10:50,533 What about you? 1264 01:10:50,633 --> 01:10:53,833 Do you ever use a condom when you make love? 1265 01:10:53,933 --> 01:10:55,233 Fuck you! 1266 01:10:55,333 --> 01:10:56,400 And you can fuck out! 1267 01:10:56,500 --> 01:10:57,800 Fucking slut! 1268 01:10:57,900 --> 01:11:00,200 Fuck off! 1269 01:11:00,300 --> 01:11:02,933 What the fuck are you all looking at, eh? 1270 01:11:03,033 --> 01:11:05,100 What-- what-- 1271 01:11:05,200 --> 01:11:08,367 Oh, fuck off, you fat cunt! 1272 01:11:08,467 --> 01:11:09,767 Fuck that shite! 1273 01:11:09,867 --> 01:11:13,500 Then [inaudible] eh? 1274 01:11:13,600 --> 01:11:16,500 Listen, I wanna get my head done in a bit. 1275 01:11:16,600 --> 01:11:17,333 Go with me? 1276 01:11:29,033 --> 01:11:30,267 All right? 1277 01:11:30,367 --> 01:11:31,100 Hey. 1278 01:11:36,933 --> 01:11:41,833 So, where's Larry these days? 1279 01:11:41,933 --> 01:11:43,767 Fuck knows? 1280 01:11:43,867 --> 01:11:45,633 Staying with some fucking slut. 1281 01:11:45,733 --> 01:11:46,967 Ah. 1282 01:11:47,067 --> 01:11:48,667 It's not fucking like him, running off, eh? 1283 01:11:48,767 --> 01:11:51,400 Soon as he found out I was pregnant, he just fucked off. 1284 01:11:58,367 --> 01:12:02,833 Listen, Johnny, do you want to go out for a drink tonight? 1285 01:12:02,933 --> 01:12:05,733 The Twin Lakes. 1286 01:12:05,833 --> 01:12:07,333 Up the Bull and Bush? 1287 01:12:11,100 --> 01:12:14,100 We were good together, Johnny. 1288 01:12:14,200 --> 01:12:15,167 Everybody said so. 1289 01:12:18,733 --> 01:12:21,400 We met the band out at the Bull and Bush, Johnny. 1290 01:12:21,500 --> 01:12:22,233 Yeah. 1291 01:12:26,100 --> 01:12:27,600 That was a good band, it was. 1292 01:12:35,500 --> 01:12:37,167 Well, do you want to go out, Johnny? 1293 01:12:43,067 --> 01:12:44,167 Come on. 1294 01:12:59,767 --> 01:13:00,500 All right. 1295 01:13:09,967 --> 01:13:12,067 SINGER: You're still fallin'. 1296 01:13:14,767 --> 01:13:23,233 Listen, Johnny, like a mother to the girl you've fallen for. 1297 01:13:23,333 --> 01:13:25,633 You're still falling. 1298 01:13:25,733 --> 01:13:32,200 And if they come tonight, you'll roll up tight, and take 1299 01:13:32,300 --> 01:13:36,000 whatever's coming to you, boy. 1300 01:13:55,833 --> 01:13:56,733 [clanging] 1301 01:14:26,333 --> 01:14:28,000 Fucking cut the beans. 1302 01:14:30,900 --> 01:14:32,400 Kirsty? 1303 01:14:32,500 --> 01:14:33,233 Kirsty! 1304 01:14:35,733 --> 01:14:36,600 [shouting] 1305 01:14:44,833 --> 01:14:46,067 Susan was saying they were thinking 1306 01:14:46,167 --> 01:14:47,633 of having a reception at the new function sweets 1307 01:14:47,733 --> 01:14:49,233 that you so loved. 1308 01:14:49,333 --> 01:14:51,133 I [inaudible] having it later. 1309 01:14:51,233 --> 01:14:52,000 He'll want you to know. 1310 01:14:52,100 --> 01:14:53,967 Aye, right? 1311 01:14:54,067 --> 01:14:56,000 Resurrection bought the way. 1312 01:14:56,100 --> 01:14:57,767 That was a cracker last night. 1313 01:14:57,867 --> 01:14:59,300 Aye. 1314 01:14:59,400 --> 01:15:01,333 They say they can have a party of up to 300 people there. 1315 01:15:01,433 --> 01:15:04,133 I can get fucking 12,000 at Resurrection. 1316 01:15:04,233 --> 01:15:05,433 Fucking Ingliston Showground. 1317 01:15:05,533 --> 01:15:06,733 No, it was Mina and the Functions, sweets. 1318 01:15:06,833 --> 01:15:07,600 It was [inaudible]. 1319 01:15:07,700 --> 01:15:09,167 Oh, eh? 1320 01:15:09,267 --> 01:15:10,733 Resurrection by the the fucking beats generated by the Shine 1321 01:15:10,833 --> 01:15:11,633 was enough! 1322 01:15:11,733 --> 01:15:12,533 But see, the Function-- 1323 01:15:12,633 --> 01:15:13,233 Fucking-- 1324 01:15:13,333 --> 01:15:14,933 The weddings, and that. 1325 01:15:15,033 --> 01:15:16,200 You didn't even pay for the place. 1326 01:15:16,300 --> 01:15:18,033 But you have to take their fee. 1327 01:15:18,133 --> 01:15:19,800 You've got a choice spot. 1328 01:15:19,900 --> 01:15:21,267 I'm getting me. 1329 01:15:21,367 --> 01:15:23,433 I'm not getting all that fucking hardcore redneck shit. 1330 01:15:23,533 --> 01:15:26,533 That's just for cunts, people like Cumbernold and Livingston. 1331 01:15:26,633 --> 01:15:28,900 Places [inaudible] not fucking doing. 1332 01:15:29,000 --> 01:15:31,067 I'm not gonna go for shit like that. 1333 01:15:31,167 --> 01:15:32,867 Fucking shit, eh, boy? 1334 01:15:32,967 --> 01:15:33,700 Fucking [inaudible] boy! 1335 01:15:36,433 --> 01:15:38,233 [inaudible] boy. 1336 01:15:38,333 --> 01:15:40,733 It says at the [inaudible]. 1337 01:15:40,833 --> 01:15:43,400 Must admit, Resurrection was a wee bit special, though. 1338 01:15:43,500 --> 01:15:44,033 Aye. 1339 01:15:44,133 --> 01:15:45,667 Wasn't it, though? 1340 01:15:45,767 --> 01:15:49,333 Fucking well shuffling about now, though, eh? 1341 01:15:49,433 --> 01:15:50,167 Eh? 1342 01:15:57,600 --> 01:15:59,267 God, Jen, look at us. 1343 01:15:59,367 --> 01:16:01,533 It's a pretty birdcase of sperm overdose. 1344 01:16:01,633 --> 01:16:03,533 You know, I sometimes wish, looking back 1345 01:16:03,633 --> 01:16:05,133 on that cold winter's evening, that I'd 1346 01:16:05,233 --> 01:16:06,600 given Ian that blowjob instead. 1347 01:16:10,067 --> 01:16:10,967 Hello. 1348 01:16:11,067 --> 01:16:12,233 Hi, Rory. 1349 01:16:12,333 --> 01:16:13,000 Hi. 1350 01:16:13,100 --> 01:16:16,900 You all right, sweetie? 1351 01:16:17,000 --> 01:16:18,533 One lump, or two? 1352 01:16:18,633 --> 01:16:21,533 Heh, heh, heh. 1353 01:16:21,633 --> 01:16:22,467 I'll see you later. 1354 01:16:22,567 --> 01:16:24,100 I've just got to make a phone call. 1355 01:16:24,200 --> 01:16:25,267 Call someone. 1356 01:16:29,100 --> 01:16:31,367 How's Rory coping with all this? 1357 01:16:31,467 --> 01:16:33,900 The same way Rory copes with everything. 1358 01:16:34,000 --> 01:16:35,567 Makes all the correct noises, but doesn't 1359 01:16:35,667 --> 01:16:38,567 actually do anything except stand around and irritate me. 1360 01:16:38,667 --> 01:16:40,600 Wouldn't mind so much if he didn't profess 1361 01:16:40,700 --> 01:16:42,333 to have a view on everything. 1362 01:16:54,733 --> 01:16:55,467 Guys-- 1363 01:17:17,433 --> 01:17:18,167 Boo! 1364 01:17:21,400 --> 01:17:22,133 Mm! 1365 01:17:27,933 --> 01:17:28,733 Aw, look at that wee soul. 1366 01:17:31,433 --> 01:17:33,800 Shouldn't have babes in a fucking pub. 1367 01:17:33,900 --> 01:17:34,933 I think it's nice. 1368 01:17:35,033 --> 01:17:36,233 Means that people can't get hurt. 1369 01:17:36,333 --> 01:17:37,933 They can get hurt easily whether they 1370 01:17:38,033 --> 01:17:39,267 have fucking babes around. 1371 01:17:39,367 --> 01:17:41,533 Can you handle that fucking shite? 1372 01:17:41,633 --> 01:17:42,367 Wanting the milk. 1373 01:17:45,500 --> 01:17:47,833 Oh, fuck. 1374 01:17:47,933 --> 01:17:48,700 Whoa! 1375 01:17:52,700 --> 01:17:54,500 Aw-- fucking hell! 1376 01:18:00,867 --> 01:18:02,000 Well, if everybody was like that, 1377 01:18:02,100 --> 01:18:04,567 there wouldn't be any human race. 1378 01:18:04,667 --> 01:18:06,100 [laughter] 1379 01:18:06,200 --> 01:18:07,100 Fucking excuse me, you cunts. 1380 01:18:07,200 --> 01:18:08,533 It's all fucked, anyway. 1381 01:18:08,633 --> 01:18:11,067 I say, you live, you die, end of fucking story. 1382 01:18:11,167 --> 01:18:13,500 Fucking having fucking babes around! 1383 01:18:13,600 --> 01:18:15,033 Fucking skin puff! 1384 01:18:15,133 --> 01:18:16,300 Keep your voice down, Coco. 1385 01:18:16,400 --> 01:18:17,767 I'm not gonna keep my fucking voice down. 1386 01:18:17,867 --> 01:18:19,300 Why the fuck should I, eh? 1387 01:18:19,400 --> 01:18:21,100 Fucking, I tell ya, [inaudible] fucking straight peg shit. 1388 01:18:21,200 --> 01:18:22,200 That's what this is all about, eh? 1389 01:18:22,300 --> 01:18:23,667 Me and you getting fucking married. 1390 01:18:23,767 --> 01:18:25,667 I'm not getting fucking married! 1391 01:18:25,767 --> 01:18:27,567 But [inaudible] getting engaged. 1392 01:18:27,667 --> 01:18:28,200 Skank whores! 1393 01:18:28,300 --> 01:18:29,467 Fucking skank whore! 1394 01:18:29,567 --> 01:18:31,867 Leanne, Leanne-- I'm Coco, you're Kirsty. 1395 01:18:31,967 --> 01:18:33,200 Got that? 1396 01:18:33,300 --> 01:18:34,333 Aye, but you couldn't call her a skank whore-- 1397 01:18:34,433 --> 01:18:36,367 What did I fucking tell you? 1398 01:18:36,467 --> 01:18:38,167 That is not [inaudible] fucking it! 1399 01:18:41,767 --> 01:18:42,867 Fucking nosh, anyway. 1400 01:18:42,967 --> 01:18:45,433 [inaudible] 1401 01:18:45,533 --> 01:18:48,167 Listen, though, I fucking taste it, yeah? 1402 01:18:48,267 --> 01:18:49,900 I've got the fucking nosh here. 1403 01:18:50,000 --> 01:18:51,400 I just took the Super Mario in the back, 1404 01:18:51,500 --> 01:18:53,300 and it's starting to kick in really good. 1405 01:18:53,400 --> 01:18:53,967 Coco? 1406 01:18:54,067 --> 01:18:55,267 Sorry. 1407 01:18:55,367 --> 01:18:56,600 I can fucking handle my fucking drugs, eh? 1408 01:18:56,700 --> 01:18:59,467 I mean, I've gotta get out in the flesh air. 1409 01:18:59,567 --> 01:19:00,267 Hey. 1410 01:19:00,367 --> 01:19:01,567 I'll get you down the road. 1411 01:19:01,667 --> 01:19:04,600 I'll come over to yours in the morning, though. 1412 01:19:04,700 --> 01:19:05,867 Eh? 1413 01:19:05,967 --> 01:19:08,267 Raw fucking business fucking deal. 1414 01:19:08,367 --> 01:19:09,633 Help! 1415 01:19:09,733 --> 01:19:11,600 Fucking hell! 1416 01:19:11,700 --> 01:19:13,533 Yes, I'm coming, Jen! 1417 01:19:13,633 --> 01:19:14,467 I'm coming! 1418 01:19:14,567 --> 01:19:15,700 JEN: My fucking waters have gone! 1419 01:19:15,800 --> 01:19:19,200 Hurry up! 1420 01:19:19,300 --> 01:19:20,533 Yes! 1421 01:19:20,633 --> 01:19:21,733 Yes! 1422 01:19:21,833 --> 01:19:22,733 Fucking hell! 1423 01:19:22,833 --> 01:19:23,700 I'm coming! 1424 01:19:27,700 --> 01:19:28,600 All right. 1425 01:19:28,700 --> 01:19:30,567 We're on the way. 1426 01:19:30,667 --> 01:19:33,300 It fucking hurts. 1427 01:19:33,400 --> 01:19:35,833 Fucking dying here, Rory. 1428 01:19:35,933 --> 01:19:36,833 Oh, darling, easy. 1429 01:19:36,933 --> 01:19:37,967 Easy. 1430 01:19:38,067 --> 01:19:39,333 We can get this clean. That's it. 1431 01:19:39,433 --> 01:19:40,100 Breathe. 1432 01:19:40,200 --> 01:19:42,700 [heavy breathing] 1433 01:19:48,767 --> 01:19:51,067 Coco Brice! 1434 01:19:51,167 --> 01:19:53,067 Brice [inaudible]! 1435 01:19:53,167 --> 01:19:56,633 What are the odds, boys, of fucking top boy 1436 01:19:56,733 --> 01:19:59,633 Coco fucking Brice? 1437 01:19:59,733 --> 01:20:01,033 [siren] 1438 01:20:01,133 --> 01:20:02,633 JEN: Oh, fucking hell! 1439 01:20:02,733 --> 01:20:04,033 Oh, god! 1440 01:20:04,133 --> 01:20:05,600 [inaudible]! 1441 01:20:05,700 --> 01:20:06,600 Grab her now! 1442 01:20:10,700 --> 01:20:12,000 Breathe deep. 1443 01:20:12,100 --> 01:20:13,000 Go ahead, love. 1444 01:20:13,100 --> 01:20:14,300 Just keep breathing. 1445 01:20:14,400 --> 01:20:16,867 We don't need the whole nitrous oxide thing. 1446 01:20:16,967 --> 01:20:18,400 Push! 1447 01:20:18,500 --> 01:20:20,033 It just makes the womb easy, it does nothing for babies. 1448 01:20:20,133 --> 01:20:22,733 Just another example of patriarchal social control. 1449 01:20:22,833 --> 01:20:24,233 [screaming] 1450 01:20:25,833 --> 01:20:27,333 [shouting] 1451 01:20:28,133 --> 01:20:31,000 Fucking Coco! 1452 01:20:31,100 --> 01:20:33,600 Coco fucking Brice! 1453 01:20:40,533 --> 01:20:41,667 [laughter] 1454 01:20:41,767 --> 01:20:43,533 Come on, then. 1455 01:20:43,633 --> 01:20:44,733 No, we don't need that. 1456 01:20:44,833 --> 01:20:45,933 We don't need that. 1457 01:20:46,033 --> 01:20:48,167 We don't need that! 1458 01:20:48,267 --> 01:20:51,300 Fucking business fucking deal. 1459 01:20:51,400 --> 01:20:54,600 You hear me? 1460 01:20:54,700 --> 01:20:55,733 Oh yes! 1461 01:20:55,833 --> 01:21:00,467 Coco fucking Brice, you [inaudible]! 1462 01:21:00,567 --> 01:21:02,367 Yeah, me and mine! 1463 01:21:02,467 --> 01:21:06,833 Fucking Coco fucking Brice, eh? 1464 01:21:06,933 --> 01:21:11,767 Fucking Coco fucking Brice! 1465 01:21:17,800 --> 01:21:20,667 Fucking Coco! 1466 01:21:20,767 --> 01:21:23,233 Coco fucking Brice! 1467 01:21:27,667 --> 01:21:30,533 That's more fucking like it. 1468 01:21:30,633 --> 01:21:32,533 Jen! 1469 01:21:32,633 --> 01:21:34,900 Jen! 1470 01:21:35,000 --> 01:21:37,867 That's more fucking like it. 1471 01:21:37,967 --> 01:21:41,500 Coco fucking Brice! 1472 01:21:41,600 --> 01:21:42,333 You hear me? 1473 01:22:03,800 --> 01:22:05,700 [screaming] 1474 01:22:22,767 --> 01:22:25,667 [screaming] 1475 01:22:27,767 --> 01:22:29,267 MAN: What the fuck was that? 1476 01:22:40,133 --> 01:22:42,233 [screaming] 1477 01:22:44,733 --> 01:22:46,433 WOMAN: Don't be afraid, son. 1478 01:22:46,533 --> 01:22:48,633 Your mom would not let him hurt us again. 1479 01:22:56,700 --> 01:22:58,600 Fucking regal. 1480 01:22:58,700 --> 01:23:00,600 Fucking regal. 1481 01:23:00,700 --> 01:23:02,800 Fucking regal. 1482 01:23:02,900 --> 01:23:04,733 Fucking regal. 1483 01:23:04,833 --> 01:23:07,633 Fucking-- 1484 01:23:07,733 --> 01:23:09,633 Dad's coming back to us, Colin. 1485 01:23:09,733 --> 01:23:10,633 Fucking regal. 1486 01:23:10,733 --> 01:23:12,033 Dad's coming back to us. 1487 01:23:12,133 --> 01:23:13,233 Dad's coming back. 1488 01:23:19,467 --> 01:23:20,233 Fuck. 1489 01:23:20,333 --> 01:23:20,867 Fuck. 1490 01:23:20,967 --> 01:23:22,033 Fucking regal. 1491 01:23:22,133 --> 01:23:23,633 I see 20 fucking regal. 1492 01:23:27,467 --> 01:23:31,867 Dad's coming back to us, Colin. 1493 01:23:31,967 --> 01:23:34,000 Yeah, you fucking well do, Colin. 1494 01:23:34,100 --> 01:23:34,833 You cunt. 1495 01:23:34,933 --> 01:23:35,800 Cunt! 1496 01:23:35,900 --> 01:23:37,633 I see 20 fucking regal. 1497 01:23:37,733 --> 01:23:39,200 Now move it! 1498 01:23:49,433 --> 01:23:50,900 WOMAN: It'll be good for you, son. 1499 01:23:51,000 --> 01:23:52,867 Your mom would not let him hurt us again. 1500 01:23:52,967 --> 01:23:55,400 I wouldn't even let him back in the house unless he changed, 1501 01:23:55,500 --> 01:23:56,267 son. 1502 01:24:09,000 --> 01:24:11,467 [choir singing] 1503 01:24:14,533 --> 01:24:18,033 The body of Christ. 1504 01:24:18,133 --> 01:24:20,567 [dance music] 1505 01:24:25,933 --> 01:24:26,667 I'm in. 1506 01:24:37,000 --> 01:24:40,067 [cheering] 1507 01:24:41,933 --> 01:24:44,000 [glass shattering] 1508 01:24:45,467 --> 01:24:46,733 [shouting] 1509 01:24:46,833 --> 01:24:50,100 Welcome to the family! 1510 01:24:50,200 --> 01:24:53,100 Fucking come here, you fucking-- 1511 01:24:53,200 --> 01:24:56,467 fucking-- you fucking ass! 1512 01:24:56,567 --> 01:24:57,667 I'll fucking do that! 1513 01:24:57,767 --> 01:24:58,500 Yeah! 1514 01:24:58,600 --> 01:24:59,600 Hey! 1515 01:24:59,700 --> 01:25:00,500 Fucking girl! 1516 01:25:00,600 --> 01:25:01,333 Hey! 1517 01:25:01,433 --> 01:25:03,333 Fucking girl! 1518 01:25:03,433 --> 01:25:05,233 [snarling] 1519 01:25:08,567 --> 01:25:10,767 Welcome to the family. 1520 01:25:10,867 --> 01:25:14,267 Move it. 1521 01:25:14,367 --> 01:25:15,567 Kirsty. 1522 01:25:15,667 --> 01:25:17,500 I don't love you. 1523 01:25:17,600 --> 01:25:18,633 I don't even like you. 1524 01:25:24,333 --> 01:25:26,667 I really like you, Kirsty. 1525 01:25:26,767 --> 01:25:27,667 Aye. 1526 01:25:27,767 --> 01:25:30,267 I really like you, and all. 1527 01:25:30,367 --> 01:25:33,800 But I'm not really that good at talking like that. 1528 01:25:33,900 --> 01:25:37,267 You came onto me, didn't ya? 1529 01:25:37,367 --> 01:25:38,633 Huh? 1530 01:25:38,733 --> 01:25:40,400 Eh? 1531 01:25:40,500 --> 01:25:41,700 Aye. 1532 01:25:41,800 --> 01:25:44,800 I love you, too. 1533 01:25:44,900 --> 01:25:46,900 I love you, too. 1534 01:25:47,000 --> 01:25:48,433 I love you, too. 1535 01:25:48,533 --> 01:25:50,367 I love you, too. 1536 01:25:50,467 --> 01:25:52,000 I love you, too. 1537 01:25:52,100 --> 01:25:53,800 I love you, too. 1538 01:25:53,900 --> 01:25:55,633 I love you, too. 1539 01:25:55,733 --> 01:25:57,500 I love you, too. 1540 01:25:57,600 --> 01:25:59,333 I love you, too. 1541 01:25:59,433 --> 01:26:00,967 I love you, too. 1542 01:26:01,067 --> 01:26:02,667 I love you, too. 1543 01:26:02,767 --> 01:26:04,500 I love you, too. 1544 01:26:04,600 --> 01:26:06,333 I love you, too. 1545 01:26:06,433 --> 01:26:07,967 I love you, too. 1546 01:26:08,067 --> 01:26:10,867 I love you, too. 1547 01:26:10,967 --> 01:26:13,067 What? 1548 01:26:13,167 --> 01:26:18,200 Who the fuck-- what? 1549 01:26:18,300 --> 01:26:19,567 What? 1550 01:26:19,667 --> 01:26:20,967 MAN: Push, hon! 1551 01:26:21,067 --> 01:26:22,533 Push! 1552 01:26:22,633 --> 01:26:25,100 [screaming] 1553 01:26:26,600 --> 01:26:27,767 What the fuck, mate? 1554 01:26:27,867 --> 01:26:28,633 What-- 1555 01:26:28,733 --> 01:26:29,467 It's coming! 1556 01:26:29,567 --> 01:26:30,400 Oh, fuck! 1557 01:26:30,500 --> 01:26:32,400 Sorry! 1558 01:26:32,500 --> 01:26:33,600 [screaming] 1559 01:26:33,700 --> 01:26:34,433 Push! 1560 01:26:37,167 --> 01:26:38,700 You've got to push! 1561 01:26:42,900 --> 01:26:45,333 Push! 1562 01:26:45,433 --> 01:26:46,167 Fucking-- 1563 01:26:49,667 --> 01:26:51,567 [shouting] 1564 01:26:51,667 --> 01:26:54,567 Gonna be a fucking-- Jesus! 1565 01:26:54,667 --> 01:26:57,133 [screaming] 1566 01:27:07,600 --> 01:27:10,100 [baby crying] 1567 01:27:21,567 --> 01:27:23,467 Oh, dear. 1568 01:27:23,567 --> 01:27:24,300 He's wonderful. 1569 01:27:27,167 --> 01:27:29,500 Just support his head. 1570 01:27:29,600 --> 01:27:30,700 Like that. 1571 01:27:30,800 --> 01:27:32,633 See? 1572 01:27:32,733 --> 01:27:33,467 Yeah. 1573 01:28:02,900 --> 01:28:07,400 The waters are very muddy here. 1574 01:28:07,500 --> 01:28:08,233 All right, Colin. 1575 01:28:11,233 --> 01:28:14,500 COCO: Some fucking fucked up shit. 1576 01:28:14,600 --> 01:28:15,867 What the fuck? 1577 01:28:15,967 --> 01:28:18,333 Where am I? 1578 01:28:18,433 --> 01:28:20,033 Eh? 1579 01:28:20,133 --> 01:28:22,433 Mad fucking eyesight. 1580 01:28:22,533 --> 01:28:23,533 Struck by lightning. 1581 01:28:23,633 --> 01:28:28,333 On top of all this LSD friends he's taking. 1582 01:28:28,433 --> 01:28:32,867 I'm very doubtful as to whether this is drug psychosis. 1583 01:28:32,967 --> 01:28:36,833 If it is, it's the worst case I've ever seen. 1584 01:28:36,933 --> 01:28:37,867 COCO: What the fuck's going on? 1585 01:28:37,967 --> 01:28:39,667 He's a little darling. 1586 01:28:39,767 --> 01:28:40,967 What are you? 1587 01:28:41,067 --> 01:28:42,933 Mommy's little darling boy. 1588 01:28:43,033 --> 01:28:45,467 COCO: You're not bad, eh? 1589 01:28:45,567 --> 01:28:46,833 How is Thomas? 1590 01:28:46,933 --> 01:28:48,567 How is little Tom Tom? 1591 01:28:48,667 --> 01:28:53,333 COCO: Shut your fucking mouth, you specky git. 1592 01:28:53,433 --> 01:28:58,667 Oh, this is-- oh-- what's this, here? 1593 01:28:58,767 --> 01:29:00,333 Oh, you tubby cunt, you. 1594 01:29:00,433 --> 01:29:02,900 You've got some pair of jugs, don't ya? 1595 01:29:03,000 --> 01:29:04,367 Right enough, though. 1596 01:29:04,467 --> 01:29:05,467 Whoa! 1597 01:29:05,567 --> 01:29:07,400 I think he's trying to communicate with us. 1598 01:29:07,500 --> 01:29:10,500 He's completely incapable of doing anything for himself, 1599 01:29:10,600 --> 01:29:14,633 so when he needs food or the toilet, he just screams more. 1600 01:29:14,733 --> 01:29:16,500 Yeah. 1601 01:29:16,600 --> 01:29:17,467 Like a baby. 1602 01:29:22,400 --> 01:29:23,633 [suckling] 1603 01:29:23,733 --> 01:29:25,633 Hungry today, aren't you? 1604 01:29:25,733 --> 01:29:26,533 COCO: Mm. 1605 01:29:26,633 --> 01:29:27,433 Best they fucking get. 1606 01:29:31,300 --> 01:29:34,000 Really seems to be enjoying himself. 1607 01:29:34,100 --> 01:29:35,333 Look at him. 1608 01:29:35,433 --> 01:29:36,367 It's obscene. 1609 01:29:36,467 --> 01:29:37,733 COCO: Shut up, you fucking specky cunt. 1610 01:29:37,833 --> 01:29:40,767 I fucking told you, get the fuck. 1611 01:29:40,867 --> 01:29:41,800 Jealous? 1612 01:29:41,900 --> 01:29:42,667 Don't be silly. 1613 01:29:42,767 --> 01:29:44,000 COCO: Jackpot. 1614 01:29:44,100 --> 01:29:45,567 Well, I suppose I am. 1615 01:29:45,667 --> 01:29:47,133 The books are right. 1616 01:29:47,233 --> 01:29:49,367 The male parent feels excluded from the mother-baby bonding 1617 01:29:49,467 --> 01:29:50,767 process. 1618 01:29:50,867 --> 01:29:53,833 Maybe that's a good one to bring up at the men's group tonight. 1619 01:29:53,933 --> 01:29:55,600 You don't mind me going, do you? 1620 01:29:55,700 --> 01:29:56,433 COCO: Yeah, [inaudible]. 1621 01:29:56,533 --> 01:29:57,067 No, no. 1622 01:29:57,167 --> 01:29:58,433 You go if you want. 1623 01:29:58,533 --> 01:30:00,000 Right, right, right. 1624 01:30:00,100 --> 01:30:01,967 We'll amuse ourselves, hm? 1625 01:30:02,067 --> 01:30:05,367 COCO: Whatever you say, doll. 1626 01:30:05,467 --> 01:30:07,867 [inaudible] 1627 01:30:07,967 --> 01:30:09,733 Get your gums on that. 1628 01:30:13,567 --> 01:30:14,300 Coco's fucked. 1629 01:30:16,767 --> 01:30:19,167 He's just lying there, grinning like a babe, eh? 1630 01:30:19,267 --> 01:30:21,000 Aye, that's not Coco Brice lying there. 1631 01:30:25,133 --> 01:30:26,167 All right, Coco, my man. 1632 01:30:31,000 --> 01:30:33,467 Try and talk to him about some of the stuff you did together. 1633 01:30:33,567 --> 01:30:36,467 You know, some of the things he'd been interested in. 1634 01:30:36,567 --> 01:30:37,433 What do you mean? 1635 01:30:37,533 --> 01:30:40,767 Well, you know, like, the schools-- 1636 01:30:40,867 --> 01:30:41,933 [laughter] 1637 01:30:42,033 --> 01:30:43,000 What? 1638 01:30:47,300 --> 01:30:49,433 That sort of thing. 1639 01:30:49,533 --> 01:30:50,067 Aye, mate. 1640 01:30:50,167 --> 01:30:51,100 You fucking-- 1641 01:30:53,667 --> 01:30:54,967 Hey. 1642 01:30:55,067 --> 01:30:57,933 Missed you the other day there, Coco. 1643 01:30:58,033 --> 01:31:00,067 Semifinals came. 1644 01:31:00,167 --> 01:31:02,200 With the [inaudible] for the Aberdeen cunts. 1645 01:31:02,300 --> 01:31:05,100 But this fucking-- Coco, man! 1646 01:31:05,200 --> 01:31:07,167 Fucking knob, yeah? 1647 01:31:07,267 --> 01:31:09,767 What's it all about? 1648 01:31:09,867 --> 01:31:11,367 [inaudible] the cunts, man. 1649 01:31:14,333 --> 01:31:16,767 Hey, Stevie, how good was that? 1650 01:31:16,867 --> 01:31:19,567 Aw, it's fucking [inaudible], ya cunt. 1651 01:31:19,667 --> 01:31:20,433 Couple of boys got-- 1652 01:31:20,533 --> 01:31:21,767 [screaming] 1653 01:31:25,467 --> 01:31:27,867 Aye, that's just not Resurrection yet, Coco. 1654 01:31:27,967 --> 01:31:29,867 And what was that? 1655 01:31:29,967 --> 01:31:31,600 Aye, this [inaudible]. 1656 01:31:31,700 --> 01:31:33,367 I fucking meant to, man. 1657 01:31:33,467 --> 01:31:35,100 I thought they were a bit smacky, 1658 01:31:35,200 --> 01:31:37,667 but this cunt-- this cunt was up all night. 1659 01:31:37,767 --> 01:31:38,833 I just want to [inaudible]. 1660 01:31:38,933 --> 01:31:42,467 No fucking use, man. 1661 01:31:42,567 --> 01:31:43,400 He can't hear us, like. 1662 01:31:50,067 --> 01:31:52,033 COCO: Turn that fucking light off. 1663 01:32:00,400 --> 01:32:01,133 All right. 1664 01:32:03,533 --> 01:32:07,933 Aye, aye, what have we got here, then, eh? 1665 01:32:08,033 --> 01:32:09,000 You dirty cunts. 1666 01:32:15,067 --> 01:32:17,567 Get a move on. 1667 01:32:17,667 --> 01:32:21,167 What are you fucking waiting for, man? 1668 01:32:21,267 --> 01:32:23,833 Her [inaudible], man. 1669 01:32:23,933 --> 01:32:27,833 Oh, god, that's fucking disgusting, man! 1670 01:32:27,933 --> 01:32:30,800 You're fucking sly as fuck. 1671 01:32:30,900 --> 01:32:32,833 Aw, that's right. 1672 01:32:32,933 --> 01:32:34,133 Get in there. Get in there. 1673 01:32:34,233 --> 01:32:35,333 Lose your fucking johnson in her. 1674 01:32:35,433 --> 01:32:36,467 I'm with ya. I'm with ya. 1675 01:32:36,567 --> 01:32:37,333 I'm with ya. 1676 01:32:37,433 --> 01:32:38,867 Get in there. 1677 01:32:38,967 --> 01:32:41,733 Fucking boobs! 1678 01:32:41,833 --> 01:32:44,533 Fucking layer it on. 1679 01:32:44,633 --> 01:32:45,400 Oh, god. 1680 01:32:45,500 --> 01:32:46,533 Oh, my. 1681 01:32:46,633 --> 01:32:49,833 What the fuck are you looking at me for, huh? 1682 01:32:49,933 --> 01:32:51,900 Eyes on the fucking job. 1683 01:32:52,000 --> 01:32:52,867 What is it? 1684 01:32:52,967 --> 01:32:54,133 COCO: Plow that cow. 1685 01:32:54,233 --> 01:32:55,367 What the fuck is it? 1686 01:32:55,467 --> 01:32:56,533 COCO: What are you fucking waiting for? 1687 01:32:56,633 --> 01:32:57,667 The baby. 1688 01:32:57,767 --> 01:33:00,467 He looked like he was standing up in his cot 1689 01:33:00,567 --> 01:33:03,633 and looking at us. 1690 01:33:03,733 --> 01:33:04,900 Don't be so bloody stupid. 1691 01:33:05,000 --> 01:33:05,767 Come on. 1692 01:33:05,867 --> 01:33:08,667 Fuck me. 1693 01:33:08,767 --> 01:33:09,867 I can't. 1694 01:33:09,967 --> 01:33:12,933 Not with the baby in the same room. 1695 01:33:13,033 --> 01:33:14,333 Oh, for god's sake! 1696 01:33:17,467 --> 01:33:18,367 I'm sorry, Jen. 1697 01:33:18,467 --> 01:33:22,233 It's just, um-- you and the baby, 1698 01:33:22,333 --> 01:33:24,533 you're so-- you're so close. 1699 01:33:24,633 --> 01:33:27,733 I just feel so redundant. 1700 01:33:27,833 --> 01:33:29,133 JEN: Oh, shut up and go to sleep. 1701 01:33:33,667 --> 01:33:36,533 Just because it's in the stupid fucking room. 1702 01:33:40,767 --> 01:33:41,633 WOMAN: All right, Coco? 1703 01:33:41,733 --> 01:33:42,800 Coco. 1704 01:33:42,900 --> 01:33:43,733 Aye. 1705 01:33:43,833 --> 01:33:44,600 Coco Brice. 1706 01:33:47,300 --> 01:33:48,967 Coco. 1707 01:33:49,067 --> 01:33:51,700 --[inaudible] I did, to get married. 1708 01:33:51,800 --> 01:33:53,033 That's what I heard, anyway. 1709 01:33:55,700 --> 01:33:58,533 They've been engaged, mind. 1710 01:33:58,633 --> 01:33:59,400 Engaged. 1711 01:33:59,500 --> 01:34:00,233 Mind. 1712 01:34:06,700 --> 01:34:08,200 You don't know, do ya? 1713 01:34:15,067 --> 01:34:17,933 Mind, we were going to get engaged. 1714 01:34:18,033 --> 01:34:19,767 Mind, we were engaged. 1715 01:34:19,867 --> 01:34:22,400 You were just going to get the ring. 1716 01:34:22,500 --> 01:34:23,667 Engaged. 1717 01:34:23,767 --> 01:34:25,133 That's right. 1718 01:34:25,233 --> 01:34:29,700 Colin and Kirsty engaged. 1719 01:34:29,800 --> 01:34:32,067 Colin, Kirsty engaged. 1720 01:34:32,167 --> 01:34:33,267 Get the fuck off me! 1721 01:34:33,367 --> 01:34:33,933 Not here! 1722 01:34:34,033 --> 01:34:35,300 Not now! 1723 01:34:35,400 --> 01:34:37,367 [screaming] 1724 01:34:41,633 --> 01:34:42,933 Colin! 1725 01:34:43,033 --> 01:34:43,933 [screaming] 1726 01:34:44,033 --> 01:34:47,267 Colin, Colin. 1727 01:34:47,367 --> 01:34:48,100 Shh. 1728 01:35:03,467 --> 01:35:06,100 You see, miss, you must remember that your boyfriend 1729 01:35:06,200 --> 01:35:08,467 has become like a child. 1730 01:35:08,567 --> 01:35:12,233 But he's accumulating knowledge at such a rapid rate 1731 01:35:12,333 --> 01:35:15,167 that it's perfectly feasible that he will become 1732 01:35:15,267 --> 01:35:18,367 completely normal before long. 1733 01:35:18,467 --> 01:35:22,333 The only problem is, of course, that he will in some ways 1734 01:35:22,433 --> 01:35:25,367 be different from the Colin Brice that you know. 1735 01:35:25,467 --> 01:35:26,667 How? 1736 01:35:26,767 --> 01:35:30,267 Well, he'll have forgotten all of his life experiences, 1737 01:35:30,367 --> 01:35:32,167 forgotten the good and the bad things 1738 01:35:32,267 --> 01:35:34,233 he's done that have shaped him. 1739 01:35:34,333 --> 01:35:36,633 In a way, Colin is like a blank piece 1740 01:35:36,733 --> 01:35:40,533 of paper, waiting to be colored in by the people close to him. 1741 01:35:40,633 --> 01:35:41,767 Aye. 1742 01:35:41,867 --> 01:35:42,933 Well, I'm going to keep him away from all the mates 1743 01:35:43,033 --> 01:35:43,967 he has in the casuals. 1744 01:35:44,067 --> 01:35:46,767 And away from drugs, and all. 1745 01:35:46,867 --> 01:35:51,633 And before this happened, we were going to get engaged. 1746 01:35:51,733 --> 01:35:54,233 I did not think I was up for it at the time. 1747 01:35:54,333 --> 01:35:59,600 But him being like a-- vegetable-- 1748 01:35:59,700 --> 01:36:02,167 but I can make him better. 1749 01:36:02,267 --> 01:36:05,433 I still want to get married to Coco. 1750 01:36:05,533 --> 01:36:06,267 Coco. 1751 01:36:15,467 --> 01:36:17,500 One for me. 1752 01:36:17,600 --> 01:36:18,367 One for you. 1753 01:36:22,400 --> 01:36:23,833 Mm. 1754 01:36:23,933 --> 01:36:24,667 Yummy. 1755 01:36:28,867 --> 01:36:29,600 Come here. 1756 01:36:32,433 --> 01:36:33,167 No-- 1757 01:36:41,933 --> 01:36:42,867 Bug off! 1758 01:36:42,967 --> 01:36:43,833 Don't you know what that means? 1759 01:36:43,933 --> 01:36:44,800 Go away. 1760 01:36:44,900 --> 01:36:45,833 Assholes! 1761 01:36:45,933 --> 01:36:47,733 Shut it, you, you stupid cow! 1762 01:36:47,833 --> 01:36:49,100 [screaming] 1763 01:36:49,200 --> 01:36:50,067 It's all right. 1764 01:36:50,167 --> 01:36:51,400 It's all right. 1765 01:36:51,500 --> 01:36:52,233 It's OK. 1766 01:37:00,933 --> 01:37:03,333 It's a little early for this, isn't it? 1767 01:37:03,433 --> 01:37:06,433 Why do we have to devote our lives to structure? 1768 01:37:06,533 --> 01:37:09,067 This obsession with doing everything at the right time, 1769 01:37:09,167 --> 01:37:11,167 and having everything in the right place. 1770 01:37:11,267 --> 01:37:12,133 We have a baby now. 1771 01:37:12,233 --> 01:37:15,433 Or hadn't you noticed? 1772 01:37:15,533 --> 01:37:17,000 I'm sorry. 1773 01:37:17,100 --> 01:37:17,867 I'm confused. 1774 01:37:17,967 --> 01:37:19,067 Last night-- 1775 01:37:19,167 --> 01:37:20,267 Christ, do we have to talk about it? 1776 01:37:20,367 --> 01:37:22,400 Yeah, I think we have to talk about it. 1777 01:37:22,500 --> 01:37:26,467 I failed to sustain an erection because of my jealousy 1778 01:37:26,567 --> 01:37:29,133 toward our child. 1779 01:37:29,233 --> 01:37:30,433 We do have to talk. 1780 01:37:30,533 --> 01:37:32,400 I mean, that's an issue in our relationship. 1781 01:37:32,500 --> 01:37:34,567 Why don't you take an advert out in the evening news? 1782 01:37:34,667 --> 01:37:37,500 Tell the fucking world you couldn't get it up. 1783 01:37:37,600 --> 01:37:38,433 There, there. 1784 01:37:38,533 --> 01:37:41,267 Did daddy's shouting wake you up? 1785 01:37:41,367 --> 01:37:41,933 Oh, Tom. 1786 01:37:42,033 --> 01:37:43,433 There. 1787 01:37:43,533 --> 01:37:44,967 Come on, Colin. 1788 01:37:45,067 --> 01:37:46,733 We'll relax, eh? 1789 01:37:46,833 --> 01:37:48,033 That's it. 1790 01:37:48,133 --> 01:37:49,800 And then you take my hand. 1791 01:37:49,900 --> 01:37:50,967 Aye. 1792 01:37:51,067 --> 01:37:52,900 You always take my hand, don't you? 1793 01:37:53,000 --> 01:37:53,833 Eh? 1794 01:37:53,933 --> 01:37:54,933 That's it. 1795 01:37:55,033 --> 01:37:56,133 It's Coco, man! 1796 01:37:56,233 --> 01:37:57,433 Coco, how you doing, mate? 1797 01:37:57,533 --> 01:37:58,067 All right, man! 1798 01:37:58,167 --> 01:37:58,967 He's all right. 1799 01:37:59,067 --> 01:37:59,967 Come on. 1800 01:38:00,067 --> 01:38:00,900 Is he still [inaudible], eh? 1801 01:38:01,000 --> 01:38:01,833 He's still-- -Come on. 1802 01:38:01,933 --> 01:38:03,400 Coco. Look, man. 1803 01:38:03,500 --> 01:38:04,767 Leave it. 1804 01:38:04,867 --> 01:38:06,633 Well, tell me the minute he gets better, then, all right? 1805 01:38:06,733 --> 01:38:08,667 It's good to talk. 1806 01:38:08,767 --> 01:38:12,300 He's fucking lost it. 1807 01:38:12,400 --> 01:38:14,800 COCO: We do not carry hatchets. 1808 01:38:14,900 --> 01:38:17,100 We do not carry cheese. 1809 01:38:17,200 --> 01:38:21,667 We only carry straws to suck our lemonade. 1810 01:38:25,100 --> 01:38:27,567 Oh, fuck. 1811 01:38:27,667 --> 01:38:29,933 That really was strong. 1812 01:38:30,033 --> 01:38:31,133 [belching] 1813 01:38:32,600 --> 01:38:34,500 Tom? 1814 01:38:34,600 --> 01:38:36,500 How you doing? 1815 01:38:36,600 --> 01:38:37,333 I can't-- 1816 01:38:37,433 --> 01:38:39,700 [mumbling] 1817 01:38:40,767 --> 01:38:43,600 [coughing] 1818 01:38:43,700 --> 01:38:45,300 Oh my god. 1819 01:38:45,400 --> 01:38:46,967 Tom? 1820 01:38:47,067 --> 01:38:49,967 This is bloody Rory's fault! 1821 01:38:50,067 --> 01:38:54,867 This is all bad daddy's fault, isn't it? 1822 01:38:54,967 --> 01:38:57,867 Well, I'm not going to let anybody hurt my little Tom Tom, 1823 01:38:57,967 --> 01:38:58,700 am I? 1824 01:38:58,800 --> 01:39:00,033 COCO: Daft cunt. 1825 01:39:00,133 --> 01:39:01,300 We're going away. 1826 01:39:01,400 --> 01:39:03,633 We're going away to mommy's mommy. 1827 01:39:03,733 --> 01:39:04,900 To granny in Cheadle. 1828 01:39:05,000 --> 01:39:06,867 That's in Manchester, isn't it, Tom Tom? 1829 01:39:06,967 --> 01:39:07,700 COCO: What? 1830 01:39:07,800 --> 01:39:08,700 Fucking Cheadle? 1831 01:39:08,800 --> 01:39:10,067 Get the fuck, you daft shoe. 1832 01:39:10,167 --> 01:39:11,267 I'm going nowhere. 1833 01:39:11,367 --> 01:39:12,467 I'm not your fucking babe. 1834 01:39:12,567 --> 01:39:13,800 So pleased to see us. Yes, she will. 1835 01:39:13,900 --> 01:39:14,633 COCO: I'm fucking Coco. 1836 01:39:14,733 --> 01:39:15,467 Please. 1837 01:39:15,567 --> 01:39:16,700 Fucking hurts, oi! 1838 01:39:16,800 --> 01:39:17,600 Fucking tool. 1839 01:39:17,700 --> 01:39:18,967 [inaudible] 1840 01:39:19,067 --> 01:39:20,500 Well, well, well. 1841 01:39:20,600 --> 01:39:22,567 COCO: I've gotta get this daft cunt out of the picture. 1842 01:39:22,667 --> 01:39:23,400 Wait. 1843 01:39:23,500 --> 01:39:25,933 Jenny? 1844 01:39:26,033 --> 01:39:26,967 Fucking hell. 1845 01:39:27,067 --> 01:39:31,300 Don't look now, you daft cunt. 1846 01:39:31,400 --> 01:39:32,967 Stay cool. 1847 01:39:33,067 --> 01:39:34,533 Don't freak us out. 1848 01:39:44,900 --> 01:39:46,733 You spoke, Tom. 1849 01:39:46,833 --> 01:39:47,567 I did? 1850 01:39:47,667 --> 01:39:49,600 I-- I did? 1851 01:39:49,700 --> 01:39:50,467 You spoke. 1852 01:39:50,567 --> 01:39:52,033 Are you accepting? 1853 01:39:52,133 --> 01:39:54,033 I mean-- sit down. 1854 01:39:57,667 --> 01:39:58,400 Fuck. 1855 01:40:05,433 --> 01:40:06,433 Eh? 1856 01:40:06,533 --> 01:40:07,867 What's she up to? 1857 01:40:07,967 --> 01:40:09,467 Heh. 1858 01:40:09,567 --> 01:40:13,133 You better not say nothing to any cunt about this, straight? 1859 01:40:13,233 --> 01:40:16,300 I mean, Mother, they would not understand. 1860 01:40:16,400 --> 01:40:18,133 I'm a sort of phenomenon, in that 1861 01:40:18,233 --> 01:40:21,100 I've got special intelligence, and that, right? 1862 01:40:21,200 --> 01:40:22,733 They'd want to take us away. 1863 01:40:22,833 --> 01:40:23,933 Never. 1864 01:40:24,033 --> 01:40:25,733 I'd never let them take my Tom away. 1865 01:40:25,833 --> 01:40:27,233 Thank fuck for that. 1866 01:40:27,333 --> 01:40:30,033 But this is incredible. 1867 01:40:30,133 --> 01:40:32,833 My Tom, a special baby. 1868 01:40:32,933 --> 01:40:33,800 Top, boy. 1869 01:40:33,900 --> 01:40:34,867 Why? 1870 01:40:34,967 --> 01:40:36,933 Why us? 1871 01:40:37,033 --> 01:40:38,467 Why you? 1872 01:40:38,567 --> 01:40:39,300 Just do [inaudible]. 1873 01:40:42,033 --> 01:40:43,600 I mean, I smell destiny. 1874 01:40:59,067 --> 01:40:59,967 Look! 1875 01:41:00,067 --> 01:41:02,067 These have got numbers. 1876 01:41:02,167 --> 01:41:12,167 Ah, yes, there's 1,095 pounds. 1877 01:41:12,267 --> 01:41:14,033 Not the fucking park again. 1878 01:41:14,133 --> 01:41:17,033 What is it with these posh cunts and fucking parks? 1879 01:41:23,367 --> 01:41:23,900 Blech! 1880 01:41:24,000 --> 01:41:25,400 Fuck me. 1881 01:41:25,500 --> 01:41:29,700 Watch it, Ma-- uh, Jenny, one or two of these things. 1882 01:41:29,800 --> 01:41:30,967 A [inaudible]? -What? 1883 01:41:31,067 --> 01:41:31,933 The food. 1884 01:41:32,033 --> 01:41:33,667 It's no good. 1885 01:41:33,767 --> 01:41:35,600 I want what grown ups get. 1886 01:41:35,700 --> 01:41:39,067 None of that veggie shit. 1887 01:41:39,167 --> 01:41:40,533 Well, Rory and I believe-- 1888 01:41:40,633 --> 01:41:43,200 I could not give a fuck what you and Rory believe! 1889 01:41:43,300 --> 01:41:44,500 Eh? 1890 01:41:44,600 --> 01:41:50,400 I mean, youse have no right to deny me my free choice. 1891 01:41:50,500 --> 01:41:52,233 You're right, Tom. 1892 01:41:52,333 --> 01:41:54,100 Well, you're obviously intelligent enough 1893 01:41:54,200 --> 01:41:58,967 to articulate your own needs, and we must respect that. 1894 01:41:59,067 --> 01:41:59,800 Tom-- 1895 01:41:59,900 --> 01:42:00,633 Look at that. 1896 01:42:00,733 --> 01:42:01,900 Boab Coyle. 1897 01:42:02,000 --> 01:42:04,867 Why do you talk like that? 1898 01:42:04,967 --> 01:42:06,133 In that accent? 1899 01:42:06,233 --> 01:42:08,733 Eh, just keeping my ears and eyes open. 1900 01:42:08,833 --> 01:42:10,200 The boy likes. 1901 01:42:10,300 --> 01:42:13,500 Very clever, Tom, but you shouldn't talk like that. 1902 01:42:13,600 --> 01:42:16,433 I-- I think you should have a more positive role model. 1903 01:42:16,533 --> 01:42:20,233 Like fucking Rory, for instance? 1904 01:42:20,333 --> 01:42:20,933 Huh. 1905 01:42:21,033 --> 01:42:22,567 Well, perhaps not. 1906 01:42:22,667 --> 01:42:23,967 Aye, well, then. 1907 01:42:24,067 --> 01:42:27,267 I'm getting a wee bit hungry, though, eh? 1908 01:42:27,367 --> 01:42:30,600 Well, I'll take you home, and make you something else. 1909 01:42:30,700 --> 01:42:36,400 Eh-- I was thinking, eh-- a wee bit more of the, uh-- 1910 01:42:36,500 --> 01:42:38,833 tit, and that. 1911 01:42:38,933 --> 01:42:39,667 Hm? 1912 01:42:44,000 --> 01:42:44,767 Come on, Colin. 1913 01:42:44,867 --> 01:42:46,100 Don't be silly. 1914 01:42:49,733 --> 01:42:50,500 Whoa. 1915 01:42:55,900 --> 01:42:56,900 Coco, get up! 1916 01:42:57,000 --> 01:42:57,767 What? 1917 01:43:01,200 --> 01:43:02,267 Stand over there. 1918 01:43:05,700 --> 01:43:07,733 Ah! 1919 01:43:07,833 --> 01:43:08,567 Coco? 1920 01:43:15,700 --> 01:43:16,533 All right, boys. 1921 01:43:19,300 --> 01:43:20,833 Don't see why we had to come to the city 1922 01:43:20,933 --> 01:43:23,000 central on a Saturday morning. 1923 01:43:23,100 --> 01:43:24,600 I could have taken you to the park. 1924 01:43:24,700 --> 01:43:25,567 You liked it there. 1925 01:43:25,667 --> 01:43:26,767 Fuck, park? 1926 01:43:26,867 --> 01:43:28,600 [inaudible] all the fucking time. 1927 01:43:28,700 --> 01:43:29,900 Take away some enjoyment. 1928 01:43:30,000 --> 01:43:31,400 Let's go have a wee drink, eh? Over there. 1929 01:43:31,500 --> 01:43:32,100 Look. 1930 01:43:32,200 --> 01:43:33,033 You're absolutely right. 1931 01:43:33,133 --> 01:43:34,000 If Rory can do it. 1932 01:43:34,100 --> 01:43:35,700 -Aye, right? -Fuck him. 1933 01:43:35,800 --> 01:43:37,033 We'd better get going. 1934 01:43:39,800 --> 01:43:40,600 Come in. In here. 1935 01:43:40,700 --> 01:43:41,433 Go on. 1936 01:43:53,467 --> 01:43:56,867 What are you looking at, you baldy cunt? 1937 01:43:56,967 --> 01:43:58,133 Come on, [inaudible]. 1938 01:43:58,233 --> 01:43:59,167 Here comes my boys. 1939 01:44:07,933 --> 01:44:10,600 [shouting] 1940 01:44:10,700 --> 01:44:13,100 Kirsty, what are we doing here? 1941 01:44:13,200 --> 01:44:15,800 You're going to the football. 1942 01:44:15,900 --> 01:44:18,433 I want to go to the football. 1943 01:44:18,533 --> 01:44:21,833 I don't see why we had to come in here. 1944 01:44:21,933 --> 01:44:24,033 You gotta start in the pub. 1945 01:44:24,133 --> 01:44:26,333 Part of the strategy. 1946 01:44:26,433 --> 01:44:28,067 Tom, what are you talking about? 1947 01:44:28,167 --> 01:44:31,033 Listen, Colin, football's just for silly wee 1948 01:44:31,133 --> 01:44:33,133 laddies that never grew up. 1949 01:44:33,233 --> 01:44:36,033 And you're a full grown man. 1950 01:44:36,133 --> 01:44:37,067 Aren't you? 1951 01:44:41,433 --> 01:44:43,333 [shouting] 1952 01:44:43,433 --> 01:44:44,633 There's my boys. 1953 01:44:44,733 --> 01:44:47,400 Fucking [inaudible]. 1954 01:44:47,500 --> 01:44:51,467 Start flinging the punches, diverting the boys. 1955 01:44:51,567 --> 01:44:52,700 Fighting? 1956 01:44:52,800 --> 01:44:54,233 [shouting] 1957 01:44:55,533 --> 01:44:57,133 Don't want to get huckled straight away, likes. 1958 01:44:57,233 --> 01:44:58,700 The real [inaudible] starts after the march. 1959 01:45:06,967 --> 01:45:09,800 Get this-- here comes karma. 1960 01:45:09,900 --> 01:45:12,167 Coco? 1961 01:45:12,267 --> 01:45:13,633 Who is this cunt? 1962 01:45:16,700 --> 01:45:20,333 You-- you baby. 1963 01:45:20,433 --> 01:45:21,000 Huh? 1964 01:45:21,100 --> 01:45:22,033 He's lovely. 1965 01:45:25,467 --> 01:45:26,567 How old is he? 1966 01:45:26,667 --> 01:45:29,200 I sometimes have to ask myself the same question. 1967 01:45:29,300 --> 01:45:30,033 I can't believe this. 1968 01:45:30,133 --> 01:45:31,367 Eight months. 1969 01:45:31,467 --> 01:45:33,633 Don't fucking touch what you can't afford, cunt. 1970 01:45:37,233 --> 01:45:38,800 You're a lovely babe. 1971 01:45:38,900 --> 01:45:41,133 That's right. 1972 01:45:41,233 --> 01:45:44,167 Really beautiful. 1973 01:45:44,267 --> 01:45:47,133 That cunt looks like-- me. 1974 01:45:49,900 --> 01:45:51,733 Well, fucking shit, eh, boy? 1975 01:45:51,833 --> 01:45:53,333 [inaudible] boy. 1976 01:45:53,433 --> 01:45:54,667 Me Coco. 1977 01:45:54,767 --> 01:45:57,933 Fucking [inaudible], boy. 1978 01:45:58,033 --> 01:46:00,300 Don't say I look like that. 1979 01:46:00,400 --> 01:46:01,133 A baby. 1980 01:46:05,767 --> 01:46:07,000 What are you? 1981 01:46:07,100 --> 01:46:08,767 Mommy's little darling boy. 1982 01:46:12,100 --> 01:46:13,233 Coco Brice! 1983 01:46:13,333 --> 01:46:15,800 Fucking shit, eh, boy? 1984 01:46:15,900 --> 01:46:16,733 [inaudible], boy! 1985 01:46:16,833 --> 01:46:19,700 Coco Brice! 1986 01:46:19,800 --> 01:46:20,633 [inaudible] 1987 01:46:20,733 --> 01:46:22,800 He's a little darling. 1988 01:46:22,900 --> 01:46:24,800 Fucking kill ya, huh? 1989 01:46:24,900 --> 01:46:27,200 Hm? 1990 01:46:27,300 --> 01:46:28,933 Fucking Coco Brice. 1991 01:46:29,033 --> 01:46:30,933 [inaudible], boys. 1992 01:46:31,033 --> 01:46:32,600 A fucking [inaudible] boy! 1993 01:46:32,700 --> 01:46:35,000 Coco fucking Brice, you cunts! 1994 01:46:38,500 --> 01:46:39,400 Coco Brice! 1995 01:46:42,900 --> 01:46:44,633 What are you? 1996 01:46:44,733 --> 01:46:46,500 [screaming] 1997 01:46:49,133 --> 01:46:51,100 [garbled screaming] 1998 01:47:15,900 --> 01:47:17,400 [screaming] 1999 01:47:36,900 --> 01:47:40,500 SINGER: Tell me what you see. 2000 01:47:40,600 --> 01:47:43,733 Was it a dream? 2001 01:47:43,833 --> 01:47:45,100 Was I in it? 2002 01:47:49,133 --> 01:47:53,400 Life seems so obscene until it's over. 2003 01:47:56,133 --> 01:47:57,100 Who knows? 2004 01:47:59,533 --> 01:48:05,900 All I want is someone who can fill 2005 01:48:06,000 --> 01:48:11,433 the hole in the life I know. 2006 01:48:11,533 --> 01:48:19,967 In between life and death, when there's nothing left. 2007 01:48:20,067 --> 01:48:22,533 Do you wanna know? 2008 01:48:22,633 --> 01:48:27,600 You come in on your own, and you leave on your own. 2009 01:48:27,700 --> 01:48:35,200 Forget the lovers you've known, and your friends on the road. 2010 01:48:35,300 --> 01:48:41,900 Tell me if it's true that I need you. 2011 01:48:42,000 --> 01:48:43,233 You are changing. 2012 01:48:46,400 --> 01:48:52,967 I've seen this road before, down on this floor. 2013 01:48:53,067 --> 01:48:57,367 It is hitting me. 2014 01:48:57,467 --> 01:49:04,033 All I want is someone who can fill 2015 01:49:04,133 --> 01:49:09,367 the hole in the life I know. 2016 01:49:09,467 --> 01:49:16,733 In between life and death, when there's nothing left. 2017 01:49:16,833 --> 01:49:19,300 Do you wanna know? 2018 01:49:19,400 --> 01:49:25,767 You come in on your own, and you leave on your own. 2019 01:49:25,867 --> 01:49:31,033 Forget the lovers you've known, and your friends on the road. 2020 01:49:31,133 --> 01:49:36,600 You go in on your own, and you leave on your own. 2021 01:49:36,700 --> 01:49:43,333 Forget the lovers you've known, and the friends you have told. 2022 01:49:43,433 --> 01:49:44,167 Lies. 2023 01:49:48,233 --> 01:49:50,167 Can you fill this hole inside? 2024 01:49:54,733 --> 01:49:55,500 Lies. 2025 01:49:59,733 --> 01:50:01,233 Can you fill this hole inside? 2026 01:50:05,067 --> 01:50:07,733 I'm coming in on my own. 2027 01:50:11,067 --> 01:50:13,733 I'm coming in on my own. 2028 01:50:16,833 --> 01:50:19,233 I'm coming in on my own. 2029 01:50:22,400 --> 01:50:24,333 Can you fill this hole inside? 2030 01:50:33,233 --> 01:50:36,367 Can you fill this hole inside? 122105