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You know.
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My name is Rick Klingman.
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I am an attorney and a
political consultant.
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Some people might say, oh,
that guy is a con artist
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or a fraud or a dirty trickster
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or he can't name all three
branches of the government.
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And they're wrong.
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I am simply a truth provider.
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This morning on
behalf of my client,
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I filed a lawsuit with the
Tomkins County Courthouse
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to stop production of the
new play, "Freeing Lincoln."
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In this play,
producer, Seth Rogen,
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alleges that Abraham Lincoln,
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a great American and one
of our greatest presidents
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was, in fact, a gay man.
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I have asked Judge Ennington
for an immediate injunction
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and I am awaiting her ruling.
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Every once in a while,
someone will hire me
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to get their truth out there
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and when I hear
what they're about,
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I think I don't know,
maybe that's not good.
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But the more I think about it
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and talk about it, I
start to believe it.
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I start to believe their truth
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and then it becomes the truth.
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I see Jessica from "The Daily
Beast," hello, how are you?
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- Hi, Rick, doing well.
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Who are these people behind you?
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Are they with you?
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- Yes, yes.
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I mean, this gentleman's sign
says Lincoln was straight.
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That's what we're alleging.
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- What about her?
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- Yeah, no, I asked her
not to stand here with us,
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but she won't leave.
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She said no way.
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But that's her right.
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This is American,
First Amendment.
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The man was shot
in the head, okay.
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He's not here to defend himself.
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I'm sorry, I don't
think it's right
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that a Canadian based
in Hollywood gets
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to tear down another
American idol.
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- Fuck Rick Klingman.
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This guys a fuckin'
piece of shit.
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I check Twitter every
day hoping he's gonna die
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and when he does finally die,
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I'm going to find out
where they buried him,
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I'm gonna take a week
and I'm gonna eat nothing
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but Taco Bell burritos
and P.F. Chang's.
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And then I'm gonna
go to his grave
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and I'm gonna spray
the worst diarrhea
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anyone's ever had all
over his headstone.
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- I see you.
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Bossman.
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Bossman.
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It's good to see you.
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I am an airport expert
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and my best piece of
advice, take the shuttle.
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Here he is right now, look.
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Here comes our guy.
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I've been waiting less than
10 minutes, here he is.
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How are you, brother?
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That's the wrong one.
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I thought New York
was a huge success.
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The judge threw out the
lawsuit, which we expected,
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but I proved my point
and my clients are happy
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and I think I'm gonna get a lot
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of buzz out of this one, so.
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Check the Twitter machine.
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Let's see what folks are saying.
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Rick Klingman is a pathetic worm
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who should crawl back into
whatever sewer he came from.
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What's up with Rick
Klingman's weird body?
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Why does on suit fit him?
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I got to give Rick
Klingman credit.
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He actually has done
some impressive things
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in his life considering the fact
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that his brain is
made of monkey cum.
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I think the nature of
what I do lends itself
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to haters and trolls.
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There's this one guy
named Sledge Whopper,
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not his real name, and he
goes after me all the time,
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man, and he, he
is telling people
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I pranked this idiot
and I owned him.
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No one owns Rick Klingman,
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except City Second
National Bank,
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which owns most
of my condominium.
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Home sweet home.
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I love coming home
after a long flight.
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I like to relax, get a little-
- Hello.
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- Oh, my God.
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- What are you, why.
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Excuse me, guys, one second.
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What the hell was that?
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- I told you, I don't
want cameras in the house.
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- Here's the deal.
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A, you live in my condo.
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B, I am your boss.
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So, as your boss, I am
ordering you to be cool.
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Can you be cool?
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Welcome to Casa Del
Klingman and Marco,
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who not only is my
executive assistant,
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he's also my roommate.
- Mm-hmm, hello.
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- Been working together
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for about three years now.
- Four years.
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- He makes the greatest dish.
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It's the uh, the chicken
and the rice one.
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- Yeah, arroz con pollo.
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It's very good.
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- Is that what it's called?
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The one, it's got like
the yellowish sauce?
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- Yellow sauce on top
of rice and chicken?
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It's arroz on pollo.
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- Let me know if I have any
phone calls I need to roll.
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- Absolutely, I will
let you know anything
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that I have to tell you.
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- So, this is it.
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This is the humble abode.
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I love Asia and I did some work
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with some gentlemen
from Hong Kong,
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who had a startup.
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They were trying to, uh,
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get canned dolphin exported
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and people were furious,
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but the reality is, is
dolphins are incredibly healthy
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to eat and there really
are a lot of them.
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Welcome to central command.
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I miss my guys.
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Miss my platoon.
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- Oh, I
didn't realize you served.
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- Well, I wanted to.
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I wanted to serve,
but, unfortunately,
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my left leg is about a quarter
of a millimeter shorter
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than my right leg.
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This is my friend Neil's
40th birthday, paintball.
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This is, this is kind
of the central hub
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of my office right here.
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I was an onboard advisor
for Enchanted Cruise Lines,
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I don't know if you guys
know them. Oh, my God.
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They called me the Fet Boy,
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'cause I was always the
first in line at the buffet.
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Look at that crab.
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Look how big that
frickin' crab is.
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I worked for Enchanted
for six years
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until I got real sick.
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I ate some buffet
queso, we think.
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It could've been
a lot of things.
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But, uh, whatever it
was, it was tapeworm
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and it gave me the tapeworm
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and so I lost ton of weight.
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All my chest hair fell out.
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I was real sick.
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I ended up suing the cruise line
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and I settled out of
court, which was great.
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And I, unfortunately,
ended up gaining
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a lot of weight
back right there.
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That's me at about 309, 310
right there, real unhealthy,
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so I decided I was
going to sign up
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with a oh, let's just call it
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a certain famous
weight loss company.
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That worked so well
that I ended up
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with kidney failure.
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Lost too much weight too fast.
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So, I sued that weight
loss company and I won
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and that is kind of what
really put me on the map.
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And I learned that I
was put on this earth
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to make a difference
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and I can make money
making that difference.
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So, I, uh, yeah, I started
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my own consulting
firm, Maximum Truth.
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That's for you, take it.
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I got like two left.
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- Who hires you?
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- All kinds of people.
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I mean, titans of
industry, CEOs.
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Do you remember Tonya Harding?
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Her brother.
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So, I got a phone call
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from my friend,
Mary Jo Nackerson,
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who is a big activist
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with some pretty deep pockets
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and she wants to talk,
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so we're going to Beverly Hills.
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Don't even have to lock it.
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Not in this neighborhood.
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- There he is, Mr. Handsome.
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- Where? Where?
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- Ah, oh.
- You okay?
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- Oh, the pain.
- What happened?
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- Oh, honey, I just
got new choppers
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and they're still
finding their grit, see.
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Look good, though, huh?
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- Oh, look at that.
- Look, look.
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- Look at those,
they're beautiful.
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- Yeah, I paid a lot
of money for them
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I'll tell you that much.
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- I got these on sale.
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- Oh, come on in, come on in.
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I'm fine, I'm fine, really.
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My husband, Wilbur and I spent
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a lot of time working on
this house, tiny details.
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Oh, and there he is now.
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Wilbur, my sweet Wilbur.
- Yes.
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- Just a wonderful man.
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Wilbur was a big shell
guy, natural gas, so.
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- You mean fracking?
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- Uh, I wouldn't
call it fracking.
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- No, it's fracking and Wilbur
practically invented it.
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- It's fracking. Wilbur
invented it and I love it.
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- Let me ask, Rick,
what do you really want?
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- I would love to
expand my operation
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and maybe open up a
little office, you know,
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Washington, DC, be bi-coastal.
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- Rick, I had a job for you
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and if you do it right,
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all of that is possible.
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- I'm listening.
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- Mm-hmm.
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Antonio Kelly-Zhang.
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You know him?
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- Yeah, I think I do.
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Was he on "Below Deck?"
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- He is running for Congress
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right here in Los Angeles.
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- Oh, yes, no, no,
I do know this guy.
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He's very young and
very photogenic, hello.
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- He is a disaster
for people like us
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and I have evidence
that he may be a demon.
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- Well, I think that is
definitely worth investigating.
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It might be hard to prove.
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If it's true, that's a big deal
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and he's kind of in trouble,
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but I think, yeah,
you can maybe, uh,
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I think we can do a little
digging on this guy.
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- Well, that's what
I want you to do.
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If you can find something
to knock him out,
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this is just the beginning.
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- Mary Jo.
- Yes.
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- I'm in.
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- Oh, fantastic,
that's fantastic.
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- My pleasure.
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- Ah, oh, God, oh.
- That's a big one.
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- Will you go up to my room
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and just get those pain pills.
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They're on the nightstand table.
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- Pain pills on the
nightstand table.
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- Pills on the
nightstand table, oh.
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- Got it, I'll be right back.
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Mary Jo, just hang tight.
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So, when Mary Jo
reached out yesterday,
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I thought three words.
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I need Simon.
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How would I describe
Simon Tarnum?
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One word.
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LeBron James.
257
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He led the boycott
of the Apple store
258
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for not selling his app.
259
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He led the boycott of Chipotle
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when they started
serving soy riso.
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This is a young man who
is just an up and comer
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and did I mention
he's easy on the eyes?
263
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I mean, if I was a woman,
264
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he would be my boyfriend.
265
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He said to meet him
in the backyard,
266
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so, I think I can
guess what he's doing.
267
00:12:40,995 --> 00:12:42,995
I was right.
- Yo, man.
268
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- There he is.
- There he is.
269
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- Come on.
- Oh.
270
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- Look at that.
271
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- Got the camera crew, huh?
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I'm gonna try that.
273
00:12:49,837 --> 00:12:51,370
- Hah!
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Hah!
275
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Hah!
276
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- You don't have
to do the grunts.
277
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I just got 20 more seconds.
278
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- Whoo!
- Get this.
279
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- Yeah, burn it out.
280
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- Get there, Simon.
- That's good.
281
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- It works a lot of
different muscle groups.
282
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- Come on, you fuckin' pussy.
- Yeah.
283
00:13:11,258 --> 00:13:14,393
- I had a very fun
lunch yesterday
284
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with Mary Jo Nackerson
285
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and she has a job for me
286
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and I thought maybe it
could be a job for us.
287
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- I'm listening.
- Okay.
288
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- She wants us to
do a little dig
289
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on one Antonio Kelly-Zhang.
- Creepy.
290
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- Yeah, you know this guy?
291
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- Hate his face.
- Yeah.
292
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- Hate his face.
293
00:13:35,149 --> 00:13:37,349
- Do you know who he is?
- Yeah.
294
00:13:37,351 --> 00:13:38,218
- Yeah.
295
00:13:39,053 --> 00:13:40,252
Who is he again?
296
00:13:40,254 --> 00:13:41,453
- He's running for Congress.
- Okay.
297
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- In LA.
- That's what it is.
298
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- That's why I know him.
- On the east side.
299
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- Oh, you know what it is?
300
00:13:45,459 --> 00:13:47,225
I saw him on Natalie
Portman's Instagram one time
301
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before she blocked
me, the coward.
302
00:13:49,296 --> 00:13:51,631
- All we gotta do
is just kind of do
303
00:13:51,633 --> 00:13:54,066
a little background
check on this guy.
304
00:13:54,068 --> 00:13:56,368
You know, find out
where's he been,
305
00:13:56,370 --> 00:13:57,469
what's his story.
306
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Is he hiding anything.
- I see.
307
00:14:00,374 --> 00:14:01,574
- You know?
- I see.
308
00:14:01,576 --> 00:14:02,974
- You wanna get down
and dirty with it.
309
00:14:02,976 --> 00:14:04,309
- Yeah, I mean,
that's the business.
310
00:14:04,311 --> 00:14:05,977
This is all totally legal.
- Yep.
311
00:14:05,979 --> 00:14:09,649
- You know, but it comes down
to me needing you, Simon.
312
00:14:09,651 --> 00:14:12,150
I mean, this guy, he's
young, he's viral.
313
00:14:12,152 --> 00:14:14,052
You're young, you're viral.
314
00:14:14,054 --> 00:14:16,088
I need your expertise
315
00:14:16,090 --> 00:14:18,490
and we've been looking to
do a collab for a while
316
00:14:18,492 --> 00:14:22,260
and this kind of seems like
it's the perfect thing.
317
00:14:22,262 --> 00:14:26,033
So, I'm here to ask
you, what do you think?
318
00:14:27,101 --> 00:14:28,266
- What do I think?
319
00:14:28,268 --> 00:14:30,302
Oh, God, it's gonna be tough.
320
00:14:30,304 --> 00:14:31,436
Might need to sleep
on it, you know.
321
00:14:31,438 --> 00:14:33,171
- No, that's fine.
322
00:14:33,173 --> 00:14:35,073
- I might need a couple days.
323
00:14:35,075 --> 00:14:36,208
You know?
- No, I get it.
324
00:14:36,210 --> 00:14:37,577
- I get it and it was, you know,
325
00:14:37,579 --> 00:14:39,144
we're all working on things,
326
00:14:39,146 --> 00:14:40,412
but I thought, this
could be just kind of-
327
00:14:40,414 --> 00:14:42,582
- I'm kidding. I'm in.
328
00:14:42,584 --> 00:14:43,415
Do a little zoom.
329
00:14:45,687 --> 00:14:47,052
Daddy's in.
330
00:14:47,054 --> 00:14:48,086
Come on.
- Come on, now.
331
00:14:48,088 --> 00:14:49,622
- Come on, now.
332
00:14:55,597 --> 00:14:58,163
- I, I thought you
were going, I'm sorry,
333
00:14:58,165 --> 00:14:59,331
I thought you were
going for a fist bump
334
00:14:59,333 --> 00:15:02,067
and I went way too long.
335
00:15:02,069 --> 00:15:04,035
- Listen, I gotta,
I gotta ship out
336
00:15:04,037 --> 00:15:05,103
some supplements, but-
- Oh.
337
00:15:05,105 --> 00:15:06,238
- Instead of taking off,
338
00:15:06,240 --> 00:15:07,172
why don't you come and check out
339
00:15:07,174 --> 00:15:08,340
what I got working over here.
340
00:15:08,342 --> 00:15:09,107
- You wanna see this
little mogul right here?
341
00:15:09,109 --> 00:15:09,809
- In the garage.
342
00:15:09,811 --> 00:15:11,176
I just got Wahlberg to cut in.
343
00:15:11,178 --> 00:15:12,110
- You got Mark Wahlberg?
344
00:15:12,112 --> 00:15:14,246
- Donnie. Donnie.
345
00:15:14,248 --> 00:15:15,480
- Shut up.
- "Bluebloods."
346
00:15:15,482 --> 00:15:16,982
- I met him and Jenny
McCarthy one time
347
00:15:16,984 --> 00:15:18,216
and I took a picture with them.
348
00:15:18,218 --> 00:15:20,485
- Whoa, welcome to the factory.
349
00:15:20,487 --> 00:15:22,688
We got, oh, what
have we got here?
350
00:15:22,690 --> 00:15:24,022
- Whoo!
351
00:15:24,024 --> 00:15:25,157
- Oh, is that, is that the, uh,
352
00:15:25,159 --> 00:15:26,291
highest quality
weightlifting supplement
353
00:15:26,293 --> 00:15:27,292
on the market right now?
354
00:15:27,294 --> 00:15:28,059
I think it is.
- Look at that.
355
00:15:28,061 --> 00:15:29,127
- Check that out.
356
00:15:29,129 --> 00:15:30,730
Shredded and you can get
357
00:15:30,732 --> 00:15:34,268
this beautiful product
at shredded.net.
358
00:15:36,003 --> 00:15:36,736
You just pop that right there
359
00:15:36,738 --> 00:15:38,470
when I did that with the finger.
360
00:15:38,472 --> 00:15:39,705
- We're
not doing that.
361
00:15:39,707 --> 00:15:41,373
- You could pop a
link right there.
362
00:15:41,375 --> 00:15:42,708
- It's all right, it's
all right, doesn't matter.
363
00:15:42,710 --> 00:15:44,677
- And I love that you
guys only used one D.
364
00:15:44,679 --> 00:15:46,411
It's kind of like skewing
a little bit, you know.
365
00:15:46,413 --> 00:15:47,647
This ain't, this ain't
366
00:15:47,649 --> 00:15:49,214
your daddy's chocolate
protein powder.
367
00:15:49,216 --> 00:15:51,551
- Missed two Ds, one two.
368
00:15:51,553 --> 00:15:52,652
- Oh, no, no, I
meant like, you know,
369
00:15:52,654 --> 00:15:54,520
two Ds next to each other.
370
00:15:54,522 --> 00:15:55,721
- That would be shre-ded.
371
00:15:55,723 --> 00:15:58,524
I'm not gonna do that.
372
00:15:58,526 --> 00:16:01,561
- No, no, no, look, normally
it would be two, that's good,
373
00:16:01,563 --> 00:16:02,662
it's good.
- Shredded.
374
00:16:02,664 --> 00:16:04,298
It's gotta be
shredded, get shredded.
375
00:16:06,200 --> 00:16:08,333
- You have an opponent,
you find their weakness.
376
00:16:08,335 --> 00:16:09,769
- Yeah.
377
00:16:09,771 --> 00:16:13,773
- You investigate, you
expose, you exploit, IEE.
378
00:16:13,775 --> 00:16:15,541
What about policies?
379
00:16:15,543 --> 00:16:16,742
Because this guy
is pretty radical.
380
00:16:16,744 --> 00:16:18,043
- You know, I think
we should just
381
00:16:18,045 --> 00:16:19,478
avoid policy
altogether, you know.
382
00:16:19,480 --> 00:16:23,048
It's not what the young
people are into, it's boring.
383
00:16:23,050 --> 00:16:25,417
- Yeah, we think it's
boring, that's true.
384
00:16:25,419 --> 00:16:26,652
- Doesn't make any sense.
- That's true, I get it.
385
00:16:26,654 --> 00:16:29,120
- You know what, we'll pull
that off the board, policy.
386
00:16:29,122 --> 00:16:31,256
- Yeah, yeah, make
space, former jobs.
387
00:16:31,258 --> 00:16:32,357
What'd he do before this?
388
00:16:32,359 --> 00:16:33,561
- Former jobs.
389
00:16:34,529 --> 00:16:36,094
Command center activate.
390
00:16:36,096 --> 00:16:38,633
- Oh, I'm feeling some
momentum now, baby, oh, yeah.
391
00:16:40,234 --> 00:16:42,234
- Okay, well, he worked at
a community outreach program
392
00:16:42,236 --> 00:16:43,168
for homeless folks.
393
00:16:43,170 --> 00:16:44,369
- Mm, community outreach?
394
00:16:44,371 --> 00:16:46,071
What does that even mean?
395
00:16:46,073 --> 00:16:47,507
That's gotta be a front for
something, dive into that.
396
00:16:47,509 --> 00:16:49,407
What'd he do before?
- I'm gonna mark that one.
397
00:16:49,409 --> 00:16:51,276
Before that he-
- Give it to me.
398
00:16:51,278 --> 00:16:53,713
- Oh, he worked at a
Lavashe, it's a restaurant.
399
00:16:53,715 --> 00:16:55,615
I, I, I've been there.
- Beautiful.
400
00:16:55,617 --> 00:16:57,650
- Put it on, put it
on an index card.
401
00:16:57,652 --> 00:16:59,084
- What card? What color?
402
00:16:59,086 --> 00:17:02,420
- Mm, green, get it green, yeah.
403
00:17:02,422 --> 00:17:04,624
- Lavashe.
- But it looks like, uh,
404
00:17:04,626 --> 00:17:07,325
looks like we might
have a first stop, huh?
405
00:17:07,327 --> 00:17:08,195
- Yeah.
406
00:17:09,296 --> 00:17:10,428
On the board baby.
407
00:17:10,430 --> 00:17:11,599
- Put it on the board!
408
00:17:12,600 --> 00:17:13,433
- Hello.
409
00:17:14,334 --> 00:17:15,568
Welcome to Lavashe.
410
00:17:15,570 --> 00:17:17,737
We're actually not
open for dinner yet.
411
00:17:17,739 --> 00:17:19,104
- Uh, what is your name?
412
00:17:19,106 --> 00:17:19,805
- Shannon.
413
00:17:19,807 --> 00:17:21,206
- Shannon, up, there we go.
414
00:17:21,208 --> 00:17:22,508
Rick Klingman, this
is Simon Tarnum.
415
00:17:22,510 --> 00:17:23,743
- Hola, Shannon.
416
00:17:23,745 --> 00:17:25,377
- Shannon, we're
making a documentary
417
00:17:25,379 --> 00:17:28,480
about, uh, Antonio Kelly-Zhang
418
00:17:28,482 --> 00:17:30,850
and we were wondering
if maybe you worked
419
00:17:30,852 --> 00:17:32,317
with him and you could give us
420
00:17:32,319 --> 00:17:34,520
a little information about him?
421
00:17:34,522 --> 00:17:36,221
- I didn't, unfortunately.
422
00:17:36,223 --> 00:17:38,791
- Uh, well, hold on, is
there anyone working now
423
00:17:38,793 --> 00:17:41,527
who worked with Antonio
when he was here perhaps?
424
00:17:41,529 --> 00:17:43,328
- Yeah, Gabriel's our manager.
425
00:17:43,330 --> 00:17:45,463
- He worked with him, yeah.
- Gabriel?
426
00:17:45,465 --> 00:17:46,431
- Let's, is he here right now?
427
00:17:46,433 --> 00:17:48,601
- Mm-hmm, let me go
see if he's available.
428
00:17:48,603 --> 00:17:50,168
- Oh, Shannon,
thank you so much.
429
00:17:50,170 --> 00:17:51,136
- You're welcome.
- Thank you.
430
00:17:51,138 --> 00:17:53,073
- What am I looking at here?
431
00:17:54,274 --> 00:17:56,243
$42 for a steak.
432
00:17:57,845 --> 00:18:00,580
I could buy a steak, I could
buy three bottles of wine,
433
00:18:00,582 --> 00:18:02,314
potatoes, make it at home for
that price, this is insane.
434
00:18:02,316 --> 00:18:03,415
- Bienvenue a Lavashe.
435
00:18:03,417 --> 00:18:05,150
I'm Gabriel, the manager.
436
00:18:05,152 --> 00:18:06,484
- We're actually making
a little documentary
437
00:18:06,486 --> 00:18:09,154
and we wanted to know, you know,
438
00:18:09,156 --> 00:18:12,357
just basically what kind
of employee Antonio was,
439
00:18:12,359 --> 00:18:14,225
just kind of see what
he was all about.
440
00:18:14,227 --> 00:18:17,128
- You're looking
for dirt on Antonio?
441
00:18:17,130 --> 00:18:18,330
- Si.
442
00:18:18,332 --> 00:18:19,199
- Is there any?
443
00:18:20,535 --> 00:18:23,435
- Well, I worked
here with Antonio
444
00:18:23,437 --> 00:18:26,507
for a couple of years
and I can tell you this.
445
00:18:27,642 --> 00:18:30,676
He was employee de la semaine
four semaines in a row,
446
00:18:30,678 --> 00:18:32,243
that's a month.
- What does that mean?
447
00:18:32,245 --> 00:18:33,512
- He was a perfect employee.
448
00:18:33,514 --> 00:18:35,347
Everyone loved him
and we all support
449
00:18:35,349 --> 00:18:36,281
what he's doing now.
450
00:18:36,283 --> 00:18:38,183
- Perhaps there were some folks
451
00:18:38,185 --> 00:18:39,919
who worked here
while he was here
452
00:18:39,921 --> 00:18:41,353
who might not think he was-
453
00:18:41,355 --> 00:18:42,487
- How about I give
you 10 seconds
454
00:18:42,489 --> 00:18:43,421
to turn off your cameras
455
00:18:43,423 --> 00:18:44,489
and get out of my restaurant.
456
00:18:44,491 --> 00:18:45,490
- Gabe.
457
00:18:45,492 --> 00:18:46,324
- It's Gabriel.
- Gabriel.
458
00:18:46,326 --> 00:18:47,727
- Gabey, Gabey.
459
00:18:47,729 --> 00:18:48,728
- Now, why don't
you get out of here
460
00:18:48,730 --> 00:18:50,663
or I will drag you out
of here by your balls.
461
00:18:50,665 --> 00:18:52,364
- Ah, fuckin' threat,
that's a threat.
462
00:18:52,366 --> 00:18:53,799
Say that one more time.
463
00:18:53,801 --> 00:18:54,500
- It absolutely is,
now get the fuck out.
464
00:18:54,502 --> 00:18:56,401
Take your grandfather with you.
465
00:18:56,403 --> 00:18:57,903
- Wow.
- Grandfather.
466
00:18:57,905 --> 00:18:58,671
- Keep going, keep going,
this is all good stuff.
467
00:18:58,673 --> 00:18:59,872
- Grandfather?
468
00:18:59,874 --> 00:19:01,774
- Isn't he late for
Little League practice?
469
00:19:01,776 --> 00:19:03,676
- He hasn't played Little
League in five years
470
00:19:03,678 --> 00:19:07,412
and I'm only 12
years older tops.
471
00:19:07,414 --> 00:19:08,614
You know what? It's fine.
472
00:19:08,616 --> 00:19:09,882
I want you to know
something, my friend.
473
00:19:09,884 --> 00:19:11,316
I am an attorney and I
can still practice law
474
00:19:11,318 --> 00:19:13,953
in Nevada, in New
Mexico, in Arizona
475
00:19:13,955 --> 00:19:15,387
and parts of Florida.
476
00:19:15,389 --> 00:19:16,354
You blew it.
- Successful.
477
00:19:16,356 --> 00:19:17,823
- You blew it.
478
00:19:17,825 --> 00:19:18,891
- We gotta listen to the
back of that recording,
479
00:19:18,893 --> 00:19:20,325
'cause we could have something.
480
00:19:20,327 --> 00:19:21,292
- See, I don't think
there is anything.
481
00:19:21,294 --> 00:19:22,460
- None of it?
- Excuse me.
482
00:19:22,462 --> 00:19:23,729
- Because he didn't
say anything.
483
00:19:23,731 --> 00:19:24,429
- He said it absolutely is.
- Excuse me.
484
00:19:24,431 --> 00:19:25,296
- Excuse me, hi.
485
00:19:25,298 --> 00:19:27,700
You dropped this.
486
00:19:27,702 --> 00:19:29,434
- I don't think I did.
487
00:19:29,436 --> 00:19:31,537
- No, I saw you drop
it a couple of times.
488
00:19:31,539 --> 00:19:32,738
- No, I'm sorry.
- You did.
489
00:19:32,740 --> 00:19:33,706
- You're thinking
of someone else.
490
00:19:33,708 --> 00:19:34,406
- You're very careless, now.
491
00:19:34,408 --> 00:19:36,575
- Didn't bring any napkins, so.
492
00:19:36,577 --> 00:19:37,810
- What are-
- Don't be so careless.
493
00:19:41,314 --> 00:19:43,248
- What is that?
494
00:19:43,250 --> 00:19:44,249
- Get in the car.
- Yeah.
495
00:19:44,251 --> 00:19:44,884
- Get in the car.
496
00:19:44,886 --> 00:19:46,284
- What's going on?
497
00:19:46,286 --> 00:19:48,488
- Get in the car,
get in the car.
498
00:19:53,528 --> 00:19:56,294
- I did not drop this.
- Right.
499
00:19:56,296 --> 00:19:57,530
- He wanted me to
have it, call me.
500
00:19:57,532 --> 00:19:59,598
- Yeah, he wants to
go on a date with you.
501
00:19:59,600 --> 00:20:02,001
- No, no, he, he wants,
he knows something.
502
00:20:02,003 --> 00:20:02,968
He knows something.
- About Antonio?
503
00:20:02,970 --> 00:20:04,637
- Yes.
- Jesus fuckin' Christ.
504
00:20:04,639 --> 00:20:07,673
- Come on.
- Whoo! This is huge.
505
00:20:07,675 --> 00:20:08,908
- Okay, this is actually-
- I mean.
506
00:20:08,910 --> 00:20:10,009
- Almond.
507
00:20:10,011 --> 00:20:11,677
- Hello, hello, hi.
508
00:20:11,679 --> 00:20:12,678
No, no, I'm sorry, this isn't a,
509
00:20:12,680 --> 00:20:14,013
this isn't a ride share.
- Sorry.
510
00:20:14,015 --> 00:20:14,749
- Sorry.
511
00:20:16,349 --> 00:20:18,651
Get a big black car,
everyone thinks it's an Uber.
512
00:20:18,653 --> 00:20:21,654
I have this very strange ability
513
00:20:21,656 --> 00:20:23,490
where people who have a secret,
514
00:20:24,926 --> 00:20:26,692
they can smell me or something.
515
00:20:26,694 --> 00:20:28,961
They, they, they,
they smell me coming
516
00:20:28,963 --> 00:20:31,296
and they're like this
is a guy I can trust.
517
00:20:31,298 --> 00:20:32,665
- If they smell you,
518
00:20:32,667 --> 00:20:35,634
it seems like they
have the ability.
519
00:20:35,636 --> 00:20:38,403
- But, no, but it's,
I give off the smell.
520
00:20:38,405 --> 00:20:41,607
It's like, who has more talent,
521
00:20:41,609 --> 00:20:42,810
a person or a skunk?
522
00:20:43,778 --> 00:20:44,810
A skunk.
523
00:20:44,812 --> 00:20:46,812
He's the one making the smell.
524
00:20:46,814 --> 00:20:49,483
Otherwise he's just
a, what is he? A cat.
525
00:20:52,419 --> 00:20:53,485
Uh, can I get you
something to drink,
526
00:20:53,487 --> 00:20:54,854
some OJ or coffee, maybe?
527
00:20:54,856 --> 00:20:56,657
- Uh, I'll have a Jack and Coke.
528
00:20:57,625 --> 00:20:59,491
- Sure. Have a seat.
529
00:20:59,493 --> 00:21:00,893
Simon Tarnum, my associate.
530
00:21:00,895 --> 00:21:02,695
This is Fred Zurtz.
- Hi.
531
00:21:02,697 --> 00:21:03,963
- Yeah.
- How are you?
532
00:21:03,965 --> 00:21:05,396
- It's good to see
you. All right.
533
00:21:05,398 --> 00:21:06,966
- Have a seat there, Fred.
534
00:21:06,968 --> 00:21:07,869
Let me get this.
535
00:21:09,469 --> 00:21:10,301
That's for you.
536
00:21:10,303 --> 00:21:10,972
- Oh.
537
00:21:13,373 --> 00:21:15,440
- I got mixers handy.
538
00:21:15,442 --> 00:21:18,844
- Not too much Coke.
- Okay, gotcha.
539
00:21:18,846 --> 00:21:21,046
- This cinnamon
bread's really good.
540
00:21:21,048 --> 00:21:22,583
Is it European?
541
00:21:24,051 --> 00:21:26,652
- That is actually from
Vaughn's right down the street,
542
00:21:26,654 --> 00:21:28,053
but it, it's really good.
543
00:21:28,055 --> 00:21:30,556
They make a great roll.
544
00:21:30,558 --> 00:21:32,625
Now, we didn't get
into it too much over
545
00:21:32,627 --> 00:21:34,760
the phone, but you
said that you used
546
00:21:34,762 --> 00:21:37,696
to work with
Antonio Kelly-Zhang?
547
00:21:37,698 --> 00:21:38,898
- Yeah, for like three months.
548
00:21:38,900 --> 00:21:41,100
- So, what, what was
your experience working
549
00:21:41,102 --> 00:21:43,903
with Antonio from
your perspective?
550
00:21:43,905 --> 00:21:45,370
- He was just always
making fun of me.
551
00:21:45,372 --> 00:21:46,806
- That's your ass, man.
552
00:21:46,808 --> 00:21:49,608
- Let me ask you a
question, and I apologize.
553
00:21:49,610 --> 00:21:53,413
Was the harassment
ever sexual in nature?
554
00:21:54,414 --> 00:21:56,347
- Yeah, it was.
555
00:21:56,349 --> 00:21:58,017
- Jesus Christ.
556
00:21:58,019 --> 00:21:59,885
- This is a safe space.
557
00:21:59,887 --> 00:22:02,922
I need you to be as
specific as you can
558
00:22:02,924 --> 00:22:05,560
about the nature of
the sexual harassment.
559
00:22:07,394 --> 00:22:09,427
- Man, at first
it was just talk,
560
00:22:09,429 --> 00:22:13,868
like, "Hey, Fred, you ever
think about doing your sister?
561
00:22:15,435 --> 00:22:17,036
Admit it Fred, you
wanna do your sister.
562
00:22:17,038 --> 00:22:19,138
You wanna do her and
you want me to watch.
563
00:22:19,140 --> 00:22:21,740
That's what you
like, don't you?"
564
00:22:21,742 --> 00:22:24,076
- And he was talking
about your sister?
565
00:22:24,078 --> 00:22:26,477
- I mean, he was
obsessed with it
566
00:22:26,479 --> 00:22:28,113
and I hated it
because I do not want
567
00:22:28,115 --> 00:22:32,017
to have sex with my
sister, not at all.
568
00:22:32,019 --> 00:22:34,822
- Did Antonio ever cross the
line with you physically?
569
00:22:36,123 --> 00:22:40,793
- Well, when I was
marrying the ketchups
570
00:22:40,795 --> 00:22:43,762
and Antonio walked out, up to me
571
00:22:43,764 --> 00:22:46,601
and he grabbed my dick
and snapped it back.
572
00:22:48,736 --> 00:22:49,604
- What?
573
00:22:51,105 --> 00:22:52,470
- Um.
574
00:22:52,472 --> 00:22:54,607
- How, uh, describe the-
575
00:22:54,609 --> 00:22:55,943
- Yeah, describe-
- How that went.
576
00:22:57,612 --> 00:22:58,844
- Well, he grabbed my dick
577
00:22:58,846 --> 00:23:00,646
and I said, "What the fuck?"
578
00:23:00,648 --> 00:23:03,515
And then he snapped it back.
579
00:23:03,517 --> 00:23:05,618
- Just so I can
have like a picture,
580
00:23:05,620 --> 00:23:07,720
were you like nude at work?
581
00:23:07,722 --> 00:23:09,156
- No, it was under the pants.
582
00:23:11,626 --> 00:23:13,826
- Were you wearing
like sweat pants?
583
00:23:13,828 --> 00:23:15,094
Like the elastic-
- What?
584
00:23:15,096 --> 00:23:15,861
- I'm trying to
think how does he-
585
00:23:15,863 --> 00:23:17,029
- It doesn't matter.
586
00:23:17,031 --> 00:23:18,631
This is a harassment.
- It is, it is.
587
00:23:18,633 --> 00:23:20,199
- This is total harassment.
- Oh, no, no, no.
588
00:23:20,201 --> 00:23:21,567
- Don't eat off the floor.
- Don't worry about that.
589
00:23:21,569 --> 00:23:22,635
- Don't eat
off the floor, oh.
590
00:23:22,637 --> 00:23:24,536
Okay, okay, it's
fine, it's fine.
591
00:23:24,538 --> 00:23:27,840
- You were harassed, okay.
592
00:23:27,842 --> 00:23:30,075
I want you to know that.
- Okay.
593
00:23:30,077 --> 00:23:31,176
- That's unacceptable
what happened to you.
594
00:23:31,178 --> 00:23:32,113
You get that, right?
595
00:23:34,215 --> 00:23:36,615
- This is, these are kind
of tearing through me now.
596
00:23:36,617 --> 00:23:38,183
I, can I use your john?
597
00:23:38,185 --> 00:23:39,752
- Yeah, of course, yeah, no, no,
598
00:23:39,754 --> 00:23:41,486
it's right over
there on the, uh,
599
00:23:41,488 --> 00:23:42,957
right in that door.
600
00:23:44,959 --> 00:23:47,028
Yeah, yeah, sure,
it's right over there.
601
00:23:48,562 --> 00:23:49,728
Got soap and stuff,
whatever you need.
602
00:23:49,730 --> 00:23:51,165
Take your time.
- Okay.
603
00:23:53,534 --> 00:23:54,068
- Smoking gun.
604
00:23:55,770 --> 00:23:56,735
- When he leaves, we make calls.
605
00:23:56,737 --> 00:23:57,603
- Absolutely.
- All right.
606
00:23:57,605 --> 00:23:59,071
- Are you familiar with
607
00:23:59,073 --> 00:24:02,141
the congressional candidate,
Antonio Kelly-Zhang?
608
00:24:02,143 --> 00:24:04,076
- Are you a journalist or
are you not a journalist?
609
00:24:04,078 --> 00:24:04,910
Well, I'm telling you, bro,
610
00:24:04,912 --> 00:24:05,878
this is the real deal.
611
00:24:05,880 --> 00:24:07,146
The real hizzy, baby.
612
00:24:07,148 --> 00:24:11,517
- This press conference
will be, I think, viral.
613
00:24:11,519 --> 00:24:13,018
- Of course we have evidence.
614
00:24:13,020 --> 00:24:15,020
Why wouldn't we, why would
we call a press conference
615
00:24:15,022 --> 00:24:16,255
and not have evidence.
616
00:24:16,257 --> 00:24:17,990
I thought George
was the last name?
617
00:24:17,992 --> 00:24:19,860
Then I don't know
who I'm calling.
618
00:24:23,030 --> 00:24:25,831
- Yes, yes, I want
to get, I want to see
619
00:24:25,833 --> 00:24:27,535
if you want.
620
00:24:29,136 --> 00:24:30,869
- What happened, you
reached for the water?
621
00:24:30,871 --> 00:24:32,472
Yeah, no, sorry,
that was my dog.
622
00:24:34,008 --> 00:24:35,607
- You have a
journalistic obligation-
623
00:24:35,609 --> 00:24:37,076
- I'll jump through
this fuckin' phone
624
00:24:37,078 --> 00:24:39,545
and I'll knock you the
fuck out right now, pal.
625
00:24:39,547 --> 00:24:42,047
- The press needs
me and I need them,
626
00:24:42,049 --> 00:24:45,985
so it's a Cibian relationship.
627
00:24:45,987 --> 00:24:47,553
Talk to me, buddy,
what do we got?
628
00:24:47,555 --> 00:24:50,022
- All right, just got off
with "DC Insider" man.
629
00:24:50,024 --> 00:24:51,523
- Okay, he's good.
- Not just that, though.
630
00:24:51,525 --> 00:24:52,891
- Yeah.
631
00:24:52,893 --> 00:24:55,294
- Elliott Pegsley.
- Oh, yeah.
632
00:24:55,296 --> 00:24:57,963
- Marie Hootzahausen is
the correct pronunciation.
633
00:24:57,965 --> 00:24:59,231
- I don't know her.
- Yeah.
634
00:24:59,233 --> 00:25:01,867
- I got us Jessica Hall
from "The Daily Beast."
635
00:25:01,869 --> 00:25:03,802
- Ooh, no, ew, fake news bitch.
636
00:25:03,804 --> 00:25:07,673
- Well, that bitch can
be a man or a woman.
637
00:25:07,675 --> 00:25:11,043
Men call me bitch, men call
women bitches, doesn't matter.
638
00:25:11,045 --> 00:25:13,846
But she does have reach.
639
00:25:13,848 --> 00:25:15,080
She has a lot of reach.
- Yeah, all right.
640
00:25:15,082 --> 00:25:15,948
- I'm trying to broad
the operation a little.
641
00:25:15,950 --> 00:25:16,782
- Yep.
642
00:25:16,784 --> 00:25:18,050
- So.
- Cool.
643
00:25:18,052 --> 00:25:18,951
- It's out there,
we are looking good.
644
00:25:18,953 --> 00:25:20,719
Oh, here he is, hey, Marco.
645
00:25:20,721 --> 00:25:22,588
You remember Simon.
646
00:25:22,590 --> 00:25:23,288
- What up Marco.
647
00:25:23,290 --> 00:25:25,691
- What's in the bags?
648
00:25:25,693 --> 00:25:27,595
- Groceries for me.
649
00:25:31,766 --> 00:25:33,067
- Take your time,
take your time.
650
00:25:35,936 --> 00:25:37,169
- What's going on with Marco?
651
00:25:37,171 --> 00:25:38,937
- He's fine, don't
worry about him.
652
00:25:38,939 --> 00:25:40,973
What we need to worry
about is something else
653
00:25:40,975 --> 00:25:43,342
because we have a problem.
- Why?
654
00:25:43,344 --> 00:25:46,278
- Where the heck we're gonna
celebrate tonight, baby,
655
00:25:46,280 --> 00:25:48,747
'cause I'm thinking
BJ's Brewhouse.
656
00:25:48,749 --> 00:25:49,782
- I love BJ's.
657
00:25:49,784 --> 00:25:50,649
Why are we celebrating?
658
00:25:50,651 --> 00:25:51,884
What are we doing?
659
00:25:51,886 --> 00:25:53,052
- 'Cause we booked
a press conference.
660
00:25:53,054 --> 00:25:54,186
This is happening.
- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
661
00:25:54,188 --> 00:25:56,055
- It's in the water, come
on, man, we're doing it.
662
00:25:56,057 --> 00:26:00,027
Hey, hey, hey, hey, can you
make a little more noise?
663
00:26:00,828 --> 00:26:01,860
- Are you asking me to
make some more noise?
664
00:26:01,862 --> 00:26:02,861
- I know, that-
665
00:26:02,863 --> 00:26:04,029
- Am I being irritating?
666
00:26:04,031 --> 00:26:04,997
- I was being facetious
because you were,
667
00:26:04,999 --> 00:26:08,200
it was like a construction
site over there.
668
00:26:08,202 --> 00:26:12,371
So, uh, BJ's was a disaster
I think was the right word.
669
00:26:12,373 --> 00:26:15,974
They told me it would
be a two-hour wait,
670
00:26:15,976 --> 00:26:18,977
which is insane
because I'm there, oh,
671
00:26:18,979 --> 00:26:21,346
200 times a year.
672
00:26:21,348 --> 00:26:23,982
I've spent every birthday
there for six years.
673
00:26:23,984 --> 00:26:24,950
But there was a new hostess
674
00:26:24,952 --> 00:26:26,652
and she was feeling herself
675
00:26:26,654 --> 00:26:30,722
and she said, "Sir, it's
not gonna happen tonight,"
676
00:26:30,724 --> 00:26:34,128
and I said, "Wait till I call
Carl, who is your manager."
677
00:26:35,663 --> 00:26:37,362
Agh, doesn't matter,
doesn't matter.
678
00:26:37,364 --> 00:26:40,234
We're home, we brought
the party home style.
679
00:26:43,137 --> 00:26:44,305
I think that's the caviar.
680
00:26:47,141 --> 00:26:48,175
Hope you guys are hungry.
681
00:26:50,911 --> 00:26:52,144
- There we go.
682
00:26:55,749 --> 00:26:57,015
What do we got?
683
00:26:57,017 --> 00:26:59,017
Mischa, can I get you
some Ranch or something?
684
00:26:59,019 --> 00:27:01,720
- It's Misa and, yeah, duh.
685
00:27:01,722 --> 00:27:02,955
- Yeah, Misa.
686
00:27:02,957 --> 00:27:04,389
That's a beautiful name,
is that, uh, perhaps,
687
00:27:04,391 --> 00:27:05,791
you're from Europe, maybe?
688
00:27:05,793 --> 00:27:08,894
- It's from Tampa Bay
is where I'm from.
689
00:27:08,896 --> 00:27:11,797
- Top three cities in America,
Tampa Bay, number two.
690
00:27:11,799 --> 00:27:14,366
Love it, great BJ's Brewhouse
there by the airport.
691
00:27:18,272 --> 00:27:20,439
I'm gonna run over there.
692
00:27:36,423 --> 00:27:38,192
Hello? Yeah.
693
00:27:38,893 --> 00:27:39,426
Oh my gosh.
694
00:27:40,194 --> 00:27:42,094
Wait, you're here?
695
00:27:42,096 --> 00:27:43,797
You're here right now?
696
00:27:47,134 --> 00:27:48,369
Oh, okay, I'm coming down.
697
00:27:49,737 --> 00:27:51,837
So, he's not going to jail?
698
00:27:51,839 --> 00:27:52,838
- Well, I filed a report
699
00:27:52,840 --> 00:27:54,306
and there will be a fine,
700
00:27:54,308 --> 00:27:57,309
but no, we're releasing him
on his own recognizance.
701
00:27:57,311 --> 00:27:59,144
- But why did
you bring him here?
702
00:27:59,146 --> 00:28:00,245
- Because he gave
us this address
703
00:28:00,247 --> 00:28:02,281
and said you were a friend.
704
00:28:02,283 --> 00:28:04,483
- No, I met him for the
first time yesterday.
705
00:28:04,485 --> 00:28:05,417
I don't know this man.
706
00:28:05,419 --> 00:28:07,386
- Well, that's your problem.
707
00:28:07,388 --> 00:28:10,289
- No, officer, officer,
officer, officer.
708
00:28:10,291 --> 00:28:11,924
I backed the blue.
709
00:28:11,926 --> 00:28:13,827
- Have a nice night.
Thanks for your donation.
710
00:28:15,296 --> 00:28:17,329
- I wanna know why
you were masturbating
711
00:28:17,331 --> 00:28:20,933
in your car in front
of the Salvation Army.
712
00:28:20,935 --> 00:28:24,970
- Well, that's not
actually accurate.
713
00:28:24,972 --> 00:28:27,441
I mean, I was with
a lady friend.
714
00:28:28,909 --> 00:28:31,210
- Uh-huh and where is she?
715
00:28:31,212 --> 00:28:33,845
I mean, did she get
arrested, as well?
716
00:28:33,847 --> 00:28:37,115
- No, she had to go shopping.
717
00:28:37,117 --> 00:28:39,985
- That's bonkers.
Absolutely bonkers.
718
00:28:39,987 --> 00:28:41,355
No one will believe that story.
719
00:28:43,023 --> 00:28:46,124
Fred, you couldn't have waited?
720
00:28:46,126 --> 00:28:47,426
You couldn't have
waited until we did
721
00:28:47,428 --> 00:28:48,827
what we're trying
to do, you know?
722
00:28:48,829 --> 00:28:50,796
This is bigger than you, man.
723
00:28:53,200 --> 00:28:56,335
- Can we, uh, can we
stop at Chick-Fil-A?
724
00:28:56,337 --> 00:28:58,470
- I want you to
answer me right now.
725
00:28:58,472 --> 00:29:03,075
Did Antonio Kelly-Zhang
sexually harass you or not?
726
00:29:03,077 --> 00:29:07,515
- Yeah, you know, I can't
actually remember if it was him.
727
00:29:09,149 --> 00:29:11,383
It could've been
an array of people.
728
00:29:11,385 --> 00:29:14,353
I just have that kind of thing
729
00:29:14,355 --> 00:29:17,889
that people wanna,
you know, do that to.
730
00:29:17,891 --> 00:29:20,394
But someone did snap my dick.
731
00:29:21,563 --> 00:29:22,928
- Hey.
- Hey, morning.
732
00:29:22,930 --> 00:29:25,998
- What the fuck is
going on? It's leg day.
733
00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:27,399
- Yeah, no, I know,
I did my legs, too.
734
00:29:27,401 --> 00:29:32,239
Um, I don't think we can
go with the Fred angle.
735
00:29:33,575 --> 00:29:35,040
- What are you talking
about? Why? Why not?
736
00:29:35,042 --> 00:29:36,441
- I don't know, man.
737
00:29:36,443 --> 00:29:39,177
I think he, himself,
might be a sex criminal
738
00:29:39,179 --> 00:29:41,913
and the minute they Google him,
739
00:29:41,915 --> 00:29:42,950
this is all over.
740
00:29:44,519 --> 00:29:48,220
- Fuck, okay, so, we can't
use like any of the story or?
741
00:29:48,222 --> 00:29:50,222
- Maybe as like
a backup, backup.
742
00:29:50,224 --> 00:29:51,857
If we find nothing else.
- Yeah.
743
00:29:51,859 --> 00:29:53,526
- Which we will.
- Absolutely.
744
00:29:53,528 --> 00:29:55,193
- I mean, we have merely
scratched the surface.
745
00:29:55,195 --> 00:29:57,129
- Just gotta reset, recharge.
746
00:29:57,131 --> 00:29:59,164
- He's hiding something
and we're gonna find it.
747
00:29:59,166 --> 00:30:04,269
- Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. How?
748
00:30:04,271 --> 00:30:06,572
- Maybe it's time we
let him know that?
749
00:30:06,574 --> 00:30:08,874
- I feel like you're getting
that idea face, I love it.
750
00:30:08,876 --> 00:30:12,545
- We're gonna go to his house
and let him know we know.
751
00:30:12,547 --> 00:30:15,881
- Let just our eyes and our
presence bring it out in him.
752
00:30:15,883 --> 00:30:18,383
- Once he sees us there
and let him know, hey, bud,
753
00:30:18,385 --> 00:30:19,918
we know what's going on,
he's gonna go oh, shit.
754
00:30:19,920 --> 00:30:21,554
- Yeah.
- And he's gonna freak out.
755
00:30:21,556 --> 00:30:23,523
- Just fuckin' stare
at him, beautiful.
756
00:30:23,525 --> 00:30:27,426
- There's only one
problem. It's too perfect.
757
00:30:27,428 --> 00:30:30,295
In this business, you
have to become an expert
758
00:30:30,297 --> 00:30:34,168
and special ops,
recon, stakeouts.
759
00:30:35,202 --> 00:30:37,537
I one time sat in my car
760
00:30:37,539 --> 00:30:41,473
in front of Ed Begley
Jr.'s house for three days.
761
00:30:41,475 --> 00:30:43,308
So the other camera's
ready to go right there?
762
00:30:43,310 --> 00:30:45,277
- He will come
out when we get out of the car.
763
00:30:45,279 --> 00:30:46,912
- It's like a proper ambush.
764
00:30:46,914 --> 00:30:48,581
- Official, wow.
- Yeah.
765
00:30:48,583 --> 00:30:50,415
- You know, this is all
totally legally, by the way.
766
00:30:50,417 --> 00:30:53,118
You're allowed to, you know,
767
00:30:53,120 --> 00:30:55,954
park in front of
someone's house and yeah,
768
00:30:55,956 --> 00:30:57,155
this his all legal.
769
00:30:57,157 --> 00:30:58,457
- Not doing anything right now.
770
00:30:58,459 --> 00:31:00,258
- Oh, my God, there
they are, they're there.
771
00:31:00,260 --> 00:31:01,426
Go, go, go, move,
move, you're clear.
772
00:31:01,428 --> 00:31:03,295
Here we go, we're live.
773
00:31:03,297 --> 00:31:05,030
Here we go.
774
00:31:05,032 --> 00:31:06,932
Gentlemen, good morning.
775
00:31:06,934 --> 00:31:07,933
Mr. Kelly-Zhang.
776
00:31:07,935 --> 00:31:09,301
- Oh!
777
00:31:09,303 --> 00:31:10,570
- Mr. Kelly-Zhang, hello, hello.
778
00:31:10,572 --> 00:31:12,170
- Hey, guys, good to
see you, how are you?
779
00:31:12,172 --> 00:31:13,171
- Hey.
- Good morning.
780
00:31:13,173 --> 00:31:14,373
- How are you?
781
00:31:14,375 --> 00:31:15,240
- I got to get my
daughter to school, so.
782
00:31:15,242 --> 00:31:16,408
- You know who we are.
783
00:31:16,410 --> 00:31:19,211
- If we can just keep it light.
784
00:31:19,213 --> 00:31:20,680
- How can we help you guys?
785
00:31:20,682 --> 00:31:22,481
- Uh, well, we just wanted
to let you guys know,
786
00:31:22,483 --> 00:31:24,617
very simply, we know.
787
00:31:24,619 --> 00:31:26,485
- Okay, we're not interested in-
788
00:31:26,487 --> 00:31:28,186
- We know?
- Whatever stunt.
789
00:31:28,188 --> 00:31:29,020
- What do we know?
- Yeah.
790
00:31:29,022 --> 00:31:30,355
- What do we know, Kev?
791
00:31:30,357 --> 00:31:32,023
- I think you know what we know.
792
00:31:32,025 --> 00:31:33,593
I think you know what we know.
793
00:31:33,595 --> 00:31:34,527
- I don't know.
794
00:31:34,529 --> 00:31:36,027
- Okay, I'm gonna handle this,
795
00:31:36,029 --> 00:31:36,662
so why don't you
just get in the car.
796
00:31:36,664 --> 00:31:38,397
- Okay.
797
00:31:38,399 --> 00:31:39,632
I will, uh, I'll leave you
and Kevin's capable hands,
798
00:31:39,634 --> 00:31:41,266
but thank you for coming
out and appreciate it.
799
00:31:41,268 --> 00:31:42,668
- Thank you.
800
00:31:42,670 --> 00:31:43,468
- We appreciate you.
- Thank you, appreciate it.
801
00:31:43,470 --> 00:31:44,670
- Thank you so much.
802
00:31:44,672 --> 00:31:46,171
- Appreciate
the political politics,
803
00:31:46,173 --> 00:31:47,408
politics talking.
- We know.
804
00:31:49,309 --> 00:31:52,177
- Um, yeah, you guys are idiots.
805
00:31:52,179 --> 00:31:53,613
- Oh, I'm sorry, did
you just call me,
806
00:31:53,615 --> 00:31:55,213
did you just call me an idiot?
807
00:31:55,215 --> 00:31:56,181
I have that on camera.
808
00:31:56,183 --> 00:31:57,315
- Yes, you are one of two.
809
00:31:57,317 --> 00:31:58,316
- What is it that you do, sir,
810
00:31:58,318 --> 00:32:00,018
if you don't mind me asking?
811
00:32:00,020 --> 00:32:03,021
- I am Kevin Soo, I am Mr.
Kelly-Zhang's press secretary.
812
00:32:03,023 --> 00:32:04,657
- You're a secretary?
- I am.
813
00:32:04,659 --> 00:32:05,490
- Cock.
814
00:32:05,492 --> 00:32:07,025
- Okay, okay, okay.
815
00:32:07,027 --> 00:32:07,959
- Uh.
- Mr. Soo.
816
00:32:07,961 --> 00:32:09,361
- That's great.
817
00:32:09,363 --> 00:32:11,631
- Very simply, I want
you to know we know
818
00:32:11,633 --> 00:32:13,498
and we wanna give you a
chance to comment on this
819
00:32:13,500 --> 00:32:15,637
before everybody knows,
'cause it's out there.
820
00:32:17,104 --> 00:32:18,069
- Kev?
- Yeah.
821
00:32:18,071 --> 00:32:19,237
- Let's go.
- Two seconds.
822
00:32:19,239 --> 00:32:20,472
- So, we're gonna go.
823
00:32:20,474 --> 00:32:21,707
Have a good day, gentlemen,
824
00:32:21,709 --> 00:32:22,642
I hope that you find
something to do today
825
00:32:22,644 --> 00:32:24,109
because this is really stupid.
826
00:32:24,111 --> 00:32:25,711
- This is stupid,
we actually have to go,
827
00:32:25,713 --> 00:32:27,179
we have to go to the 7th Street-
828
00:32:27,181 --> 00:32:28,346
- Yeah, we
got big plans today.
829
00:32:28,348 --> 00:32:29,181
- Soup Kitchen, we're
heading there now,
830
00:32:29,183 --> 00:32:30,683
so we have to go.
831
00:32:30,685 --> 00:32:31,651
- We should probably
get running, the traffic.
832
00:32:31,653 --> 00:32:32,350
- You're going to the
7th Street Soup Kitchen.
833
00:32:32,352 --> 00:32:33,018
- Yes, sir.
- Yeah, yeah.
834
00:32:33,020 --> 00:32:35,020
- That's where we're going.
835
00:32:35,022 --> 00:32:36,221
- I heard that,
thank you for making
836
00:32:36,223 --> 00:32:37,523
your campaign schedule public.
837
00:32:37,525 --> 00:32:38,691
- What?
838
00:32:38,693 --> 00:32:40,125
- 'Cause we're
gonna see you there.
839
00:32:40,127 --> 00:32:41,193
And then we're gonna see
you at the next place.
840
00:32:41,195 --> 00:32:42,027
- I'm gonna handle it.
841
00:32:42,029 --> 00:32:42,728
- And the next place.
842
00:32:42,730 --> 00:32:43,663
We're gonna be up in your grill.
843
00:32:43,665 --> 00:32:45,363
- Yeah, we're outta here.
844
00:32:45,365 --> 00:32:46,998
Um, I will just have my
office reach out on Monday
845
00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:48,266
- Fantastic.
846
00:32:48,268 --> 00:32:49,201
- To let you guys know that, um,
847
00:32:49,203 --> 00:32:50,536
you're total fuckin' losers.
848
00:32:50,538 --> 00:32:51,671
- Oh, we're total
fuckin' losers.
849
00:32:51,673 --> 00:32:53,371
- Yeah, have your
office tell us.
850
00:32:53,373 --> 00:32:54,507
We need your office to tell us.
851
00:32:54,509 --> 00:32:56,141
- Like that hasn't been
said to me a million times.
852
00:32:56,143 --> 00:32:58,043
- We're gonna see you
guys in a little bit.
853
00:32:58,045 --> 00:32:59,545
Don't hit anyone.
854
00:32:59,547 --> 00:33:00,748
- You need help backing out?
855
00:33:02,216 --> 00:33:03,549
You need help reversing,
856
00:33:03,551 --> 00:33:04,182
reversing's top.
- See you at the soup kitchen.
857
00:33:04,184 --> 00:33:04,851
- Good luck.
- We know.
858
00:33:04,853 --> 00:33:07,219
- Hey, we know.
- USA, USA.
859
00:33:07,221 --> 00:33:08,554
- We should go, we should go.
860
00:33:08,556 --> 00:33:09,722
Keep movin', movin'.
861
00:33:13,427 --> 00:33:14,527
- You gotta open
my side, it's locked.
862
00:33:14,529 --> 00:33:15,695
- No, no, no, no, no.
863
00:33:15,697 --> 00:33:17,530
I locked my keys in the car.
- What?
864
00:33:17,532 --> 00:33:19,431
- How,
how, how, how, why?
865
00:33:19,433 --> 00:33:22,400
- I was distracted
and then I think,
866
00:33:22,402 --> 00:33:23,603
I think I hit the lock button.
867
00:33:23,605 --> 00:33:24,436
- But I don't even
think that's possible,
868
00:33:24,438 --> 00:33:26,071
like manufacturers
stop doing that.
869
00:33:26,073 --> 00:33:27,172
- No, no, no, no,
no, you can play
870
00:33:27,174 --> 00:33:29,174
with it in the
settings and change it.
871
00:33:29,176 --> 00:33:30,810
- Why would you change
it, though, 'cause we-
872
00:33:30,812 --> 00:33:32,077
- That doesn't matter.
873
00:33:32,079 --> 00:33:33,345
They're on the road.
874
00:33:33,347 --> 00:33:34,580
- Let's call a car,
let's call an Uber.
875
00:33:34,582 --> 00:33:35,413
Let's call an Uber.
876
00:33:35,415 --> 00:33:36,248
- How does that work?
877
00:33:36,250 --> 00:33:37,117
- I don't know.
878
00:33:38,620 --> 00:33:40,318
I gotta get it in the app store.
879
00:33:40,320 --> 00:33:42,287
- App store, app store?
- Yeah.
880
00:33:42,289 --> 00:33:43,823
- You must connect to wifi
881
00:33:43,825 --> 00:33:44,690
or a cellular data network-
- I don't have any cellular.
882
00:33:44,692 --> 00:33:47,292
- To access the store.
- Yeah, okay.
883
00:33:47,294 --> 00:33:50,462
- Uh, so today was not the best.
884
00:33:50,464 --> 00:33:52,330
By the time we got
to the soup kitchen,
885
00:33:52,332 --> 00:33:55,300
we found out that they had
gone to another location,
886
00:33:55,302 --> 00:33:56,669
so we took another Uber
to where we thought
887
00:33:56,671 --> 00:33:58,738
they were, but they
just ended up shuffling
888
00:33:58,740 --> 00:34:00,673
their schedule around
and with the cost
889
00:34:00,675 --> 00:34:03,141
of all the Ubers and the guy
890
00:34:03,143 --> 00:34:05,477
who had to come and
break my windows
891
00:34:05,479 --> 00:34:06,846
so that I could
get my car keys out
892
00:34:06,848 --> 00:34:08,446
and the parking ticket I got
893
00:34:08,448 --> 00:34:09,649
because of the street cleaning,
894
00:34:09,651 --> 00:34:14,319
I am down roughly
500 bucks on the day.
895
00:34:14,321 --> 00:34:15,355
So, that's not great.
896
00:34:16,658 --> 00:34:20,191
But, I am, uh, not gonna
let it ruin the night.
897
00:34:20,193 --> 00:34:22,528
It is someone's birthday
898
00:34:22,530 --> 00:34:26,599
and I'm making their favorite
dish, coconut shrimps.
899
00:34:26,601 --> 00:34:28,133
- It's my birthday.
900
00:34:28,135 --> 00:34:30,135
- This recipe
is Chef Ted Allen.
901
00:34:30,137 --> 00:34:31,571
- Yeah.
902
00:34:31,573 --> 00:34:32,838
- Who you might
know from "Chopped."
903
00:34:32,840 --> 00:34:33,806
- Yo, yo, yo!
904
00:34:33,808 --> 00:34:34,774
- Who is it?
905
00:34:34,776 --> 00:34:36,174
- It's Simon.
- Oh, hey.
906
00:34:36,176 --> 00:34:38,243
- What the fuck?
- Wow, what a surprise.
907
00:34:38,245 --> 00:34:39,177
- I've been texting you.
908
00:34:39,179 --> 00:34:40,412
- Oh, God, sorry, you know,
909
00:34:40,414 --> 00:34:42,548
my phone charger,
the tape on it broke
910
00:34:42,550 --> 00:34:45,785
and what's up?
911
00:34:45,787 --> 00:34:47,152
- I just got a signal hit.
912
00:34:47,154 --> 00:34:48,654
About an hour ago.
- Okay.
913
00:34:48,656 --> 00:34:50,556
- From a source who's
got some dirt on our guy.
914
00:34:50,558 --> 00:34:52,290
- Are you serious?
Okay, here we go.
915
00:34:52,292 --> 00:34:53,759
Talk to me.
916
00:34:53,761 --> 00:34:56,261
- There's apparently a
bachelor party video,
917
00:34:56,263 --> 00:34:58,633
clear as day, Antonio
doing lines of cocaine.
918
00:35:00,267 --> 00:35:01,368
- God bless cocaine.
919
00:35:02,537 --> 00:35:04,135
Oh, my gosh, have
you seen the tape?
920
00:35:04,137 --> 00:35:05,705
- I haven't, no.
921
00:35:05,707 --> 00:35:06,672
- Okay.
- But it's there, it's real.
922
00:35:06,674 --> 00:35:08,173
- You know, I got a
message from the guy.
923
00:35:08,175 --> 00:35:09,575
He wants to Skype
with us tonight.
924
00:35:09,577 --> 00:35:10,643
- He's gonna Skype
with us tonight?
925
00:35:10,645 --> 00:35:11,877
- Yeah, he wants
to Skype with us.
926
00:35:11,879 --> 00:35:12,712
- Is this really happening?
927
00:35:12,714 --> 00:35:13,646
- It's really happening.
928
00:35:13,648 --> 00:35:15,180
I'm just waiting on a text now.
929
00:35:15,182 --> 00:35:16,416
- My man did it.
- Come on.
930
00:35:17,819 --> 00:35:19,250
- Hit me.
931
00:35:19,252 --> 00:35:20,686
- Oh, God, I think you
just broke my hand.
932
00:35:20,688 --> 00:35:21,486
- Yeah, so a mid workout,
mid workout, right.
933
00:35:21,488 --> 00:35:22,655
- Jesus, wow.
934
00:35:22,657 --> 00:35:24,657
- Also, I got something planned.
935
00:35:24,659 --> 00:35:26,692
Can I, can I crashed
here for a few days,
936
00:35:26,694 --> 00:35:29,695
just 'cause I got in kind
of a fight with my mom.
937
00:35:29,697 --> 00:35:30,696
- Oh, oh, yeah, oh, you
can crash here, oh, yeah.
938
00:35:30,698 --> 00:35:31,864
- For five, that's cool.
939
00:35:31,866 --> 00:35:34,199
- No, no, no,
yeah, yeah, I mean,
940
00:35:34,201 --> 00:35:36,602
we're gonna be working on
this around the clock, so.
941
00:35:36,604 --> 00:35:37,837
It makes sense if
you're just here.
942
00:35:37,839 --> 00:35:39,705
Uh, great, yeah,
no, no, no, for sure
943
00:35:39,707 --> 00:35:41,674
and, uh, yeah, that's awesome.
944
00:35:41,676 --> 00:35:42,842
- I'm sorry, hello.
945
00:35:42,844 --> 00:35:44,476
Are you even turning the shrimp?
946
00:35:44,478 --> 00:35:46,444
- Nobody survives being caught
947
00:35:46,446 --> 00:35:49,582
on tape doing hard drugs.
948
00:35:49,584 --> 00:35:51,249
- No.
- You're done.
949
00:35:51,251 --> 00:35:52,450
- If anybody ever
offered me cocaine,
950
00:35:52,452 --> 00:35:54,285
I'd say no, thank you, you know.
951
00:35:54,287 --> 00:35:55,688
- Yeah, same here.
- Nope.
952
00:35:55,690 --> 00:35:56,889
- Yeah, it's not good.
953
00:35:56,891 --> 00:35:58,490
- You're saying you've
never done cocaine?
954
00:35:58,492 --> 00:35:59,424
Is that what you're saying?
955
00:35:59,426 --> 00:36:02,394
- Marco, please, what are you,
956
00:36:02,396 --> 00:36:03,663
what are you doing?
957
00:36:03,665 --> 00:36:05,296
- We were supposed to
have dinner together.
958
00:36:05,298 --> 00:36:06,866
It's my birthday dinner
959
00:36:06,868 --> 00:36:10,402
and all I had were three
little shit shrimps.
960
00:36:10,404 --> 00:36:11,637
- It's your birthday?
961
00:36:11,639 --> 00:36:13,471
- Look, you, here
have some more rice.
962
00:36:13,473 --> 00:36:14,406
- I don't want-
- Try-
963
00:36:14,408 --> 00:36:15,373
- Marco, shut the fuck up.
964
00:36:15,375 --> 00:36:16,374
- What?
965
00:36:16,376 --> 00:36:17,710
- It's him, he texted.
966
00:36:17,712 --> 00:36:18,944
- What'd he say, what'd he say?
967
00:36:18,946 --> 00:36:19,912
- He said he'll
send a Skype link,
968
00:36:19,914 --> 00:36:21,479
but only for using the computer
969
00:36:21,481 --> 00:36:22,615
and an internet cafe.
970
00:36:22,617 --> 00:36:24,416
- And internet cafe.
971
00:36:24,418 --> 00:36:26,519
It's like where you go when-
972
00:36:26,521 --> 00:36:29,320
- Okay, he says we gotta go now.
973
00:36:29,322 --> 00:36:30,255
- There's one on Walnut Street.
974
00:36:30,257 --> 00:36:31,489
Go, go, go, go.
975
00:36:31,491 --> 00:36:32,424
- Looks like we're mobile.
976
00:36:32,426 --> 00:36:33,893
- Looks like we're mobile.
977
00:36:33,895 --> 00:36:37,763
- Hello? I haven't
even had my cake yet.
978
00:36:37,765 --> 00:36:41,499
- Okay, we're logging on.
- We're logged, there he is.
979
00:36:41,501 --> 00:36:42,467
- Oh, my God.
- Shit.
980
00:36:42,469 --> 00:36:43,803
- Hello.
- Hello.
981
00:36:43,805 --> 00:36:44,672
- Are you alone?
982
00:36:45,740 --> 00:36:46,908
- Yes, pretty much.
983
00:36:48,643 --> 00:36:50,308
- Do you have the tape?
984
00:36:50,310 --> 00:36:52,945
- Yes, and I will
show it to you now.
985
00:36:52,947 --> 00:36:54,647
But you should know,
this tape is just
986
00:36:54,649 --> 00:36:56,782
the tip of the iceberg.
987
00:36:56,784 --> 00:36:58,786
Are you ready to
open Pandora's Box?
988
00:37:00,287 --> 00:37:01,453
- Yes, we are.
989
00:37:01,455 --> 00:37:02,955
Thank you so much.
990
00:37:02,957 --> 00:37:04,690
- I will now who you the first
10 seconds of this video.
991
00:37:04,692 --> 00:37:05,691
- All right, all right.
992
00:37:05,693 --> 00:37:07,526
- This is it.
- Give it to us.
993
00:37:10,565 --> 00:37:13,632
- Um, okay, Source, we're
seeing tortoises having sex,
994
00:37:13,634 --> 00:37:14,600
so I don't think-
- It's a prank.
995
00:37:14,602 --> 00:37:15,668
- It's a prank, it's a prank.
996
00:37:15,670 --> 00:37:16,936
It's a prank.
- This is not-
997
00:37:16,938 --> 00:37:18,571
- Is that you, is that
you Sludge Whopper?
998
00:37:18,573 --> 00:37:19,739
- Yes, it is. Suck it, Klingman.
999
00:37:19,741 --> 00:37:22,508
- Rat shit, shit.
- Great job.
1000
00:37:22,510 --> 00:37:24,779
- So how long did this take you
to set up, this little scam?
1001
00:37:26,313 --> 00:37:27,713
- I don't know,
like eight minutes
1002
00:37:27,715 --> 00:37:30,348
and I made you drive
to an internet cafe.
1003
00:37:30,350 --> 00:37:31,217
- Wasn't even that far, it
was like around the corner.
1004
00:37:31,219 --> 00:37:32,151
- Four-minute drive,
so jokes on you.
1005
00:37:32,153 --> 00:37:34,486
- Eat my ass,
you fuckin' clown.
1006
00:37:34,488 --> 00:37:37,288
- You want to eat your ass, oh,
I'll eat it. I'll eat it up.
1007
00:37:37,290 --> 00:37:40,559
- Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
chill out. Go on, he got us.
1008
00:37:40,561 --> 00:37:42,262
I knew that little
rat was gonna,
1009
00:37:43,430 --> 00:37:44,830
I knew he was gonna get me.
1010
00:37:44,832 --> 00:37:46,665
- Yeah, sometimes someone
who approaches you
1011
00:37:46,667 --> 00:37:50,536
with information turns
out to be a bust.
1012
00:37:50,538 --> 00:37:52,337
What are you gonna do?
1013
00:37:52,339 --> 00:37:55,841
Are you just gonna cry into
your bowl of ice cream?
1014
00:37:55,843 --> 00:37:58,844
Yes, but you keep going.
1015
00:37:58,846 --> 00:38:00,546
You don't stop.
1016
00:38:00,548 --> 00:38:03,751
Stasis is death.
1017
00:38:05,853 --> 00:38:08,888
But, uh, I checked
in with Mary Jo.
1018
00:38:08,890 --> 00:38:10,856
She's, she's very excited
1019
00:38:10,858 --> 00:38:14,627
and we have our presser
on Friday, so, yeah,
1020
00:38:14,629 --> 00:38:16,063
we've moving in the
right direction.
1021
00:38:17,899 --> 00:38:20,566
- Why don't you
cancel the press conference?
1022
00:38:20,568 --> 00:38:23,536
- No, you never, ever
cancel the presser.
1023
00:38:23,538 --> 00:38:26,005
Okay, once you do that,
the mainstream media,
1024
00:38:26,007 --> 00:38:27,438
they smell blood in the water
1025
00:38:27,440 --> 00:38:29,542
and that's when they
really go after you
1026
00:38:29,544 --> 00:38:32,611
and they say that you're
just a loser scam artist
1027
00:38:32,613 --> 00:38:33,948
who doesn't have anything.
1028
00:38:34,749 --> 00:38:36,782
- But you
don't have anything.
1029
00:38:36,784 --> 00:38:39,552
- Well, not yet, but we have
plenty of time for discovery.
1030
00:38:39,554 --> 00:38:40,853
You know, we're hitting it,
1031
00:38:40,855 --> 00:38:42,555
the pavement pretty
hard right now
1032
00:38:42,557 --> 00:38:44,557
and we have the
fundraiser tonight,
1033
00:38:44,559 --> 00:38:47,560
which is gonna be pretty
enlightening, I think,
1034
00:38:47,562 --> 00:38:48,727
and we are definitely
1035
00:38:48,729 --> 00:38:53,464
in the all guns
pointing forward mode,
1036
00:38:53,466 --> 00:38:58,039
so we're feeling good,
feeling good, right?
1037
00:39:01,843 --> 00:39:05,476
I think that we need
to take a bigger look
1038
00:39:05,478 --> 00:39:06,113
at the big C.
1039
00:39:07,148 --> 00:39:08,948
- Ooh, cancer, I don't know,
1040
00:39:08,950 --> 00:39:11,482
that helps him, I
think, if we do that,
1041
00:39:11,484 --> 00:39:13,018
if he has cancer.
1042
00:39:13,020 --> 00:39:16,622
- No, college, I don't know
why I phrased it like that.
1043
00:39:16,624 --> 00:39:18,593
I wanna know more about
Antonio in college.
1044
00:39:20,161 --> 00:39:21,894
Should've probably done
this when we first started.
1045
00:39:21,896 --> 00:39:23,762
Antonio Kelly-Zhang.
1046
00:39:23,764 --> 00:39:25,598
- What kind of
college boy was he?
1047
00:39:25,600 --> 00:39:26,599
- Let's figure that out.
1048
00:39:26,601 --> 00:39:27,935
- Let's ask Google.
1049
00:39:29,604 --> 00:39:33,806
- Boom. UCLA class of 2008.
- I knew he was a UCLA brat.
1050
00:39:33,808 --> 00:39:37,176
- Okay, okay, how many
people do you think were
1051
00:39:37,178 --> 00:39:40,548
in his class at UCLA?
1052
00:39:41,515 --> 00:39:44,449
- Seven, eight.
1053
00:39:44,451 --> 00:39:46,785
- No, I mean,
in like his that year?
1054
00:39:46,787 --> 00:39:49,822
- Oh, oh, hundreds of thousands.
1055
00:39:49,824 --> 00:39:50,789
- Not that many, but a lot.
- A lot.
1056
00:39:50,791 --> 00:39:51,790
- A lot.
1057
00:39:51,792 --> 00:39:53,926
And my point is every single one
1058
00:39:53,928 --> 00:39:56,662
of those people
might have a story
1059
00:39:56,664 --> 00:39:58,797
to tell about Antonio.
- Right.
1060
00:39:58,799 --> 00:40:02,970
- So, I think it's time
we got the worms in.
1061
00:40:05,472 --> 00:40:07,472
- And you know what? I
think I have a little idea
1062
00:40:07,474 --> 00:40:09,708
on how to track some
of these guys down.
1063
00:40:09,710 --> 00:40:11,810
Facebook alt accounts.
1064
00:40:11,812 --> 00:40:12,845
Get on there, reach
out to anybody
1065
00:40:12,847 --> 00:40:17,683
who graduated '08, UCLA,
see if we get anything.
1066
00:40:17,685 --> 00:40:18,517
- Do you know how to do that?
1067
00:40:18,519 --> 00:40:19,419
- Yeah, it's easy.
1068
00:40:20,755 --> 00:40:21,956
- Friggin' Jason
Bourne over here.
1069
00:40:24,792 --> 00:40:25,860
Whoo!
1070
00:40:30,731 --> 00:40:32,600
Look at that, so fast.
1071
00:40:35,503 --> 00:40:37,772
Oh, here we go, whoo!
1072
00:40:38,873 --> 00:40:41,842
Back in the Benz, early hills.
1073
00:40:43,010 --> 00:40:45,210
Oh, my Lord, that
was a long one.
1074
00:40:45,212 --> 00:40:46,679
- Long time in the car.
1075
00:40:46,681 --> 00:40:48,514
- What's
tonight all about?
1076
00:40:48,516 --> 00:40:50,516
- The Benjis.
1077
00:40:50,518 --> 00:40:51,517
- Benjamins.
1078
00:40:51,519 --> 00:40:52,785
It's about money.
1079
00:40:52,787 --> 00:40:54,153
We're having a little
bit of a fundraiser
1080
00:40:54,155 --> 00:40:56,088
because what we're doing
requires money, you know,
1081
00:40:56,090 --> 00:40:58,691
it adds up and Mary
Jo was kind enough
1082
00:40:58,693 --> 00:41:01,827
to offer up her beautiful home
1083
00:41:01,829 --> 00:41:02,928
as long as we were out by eight
1084
00:41:02,930 --> 00:41:04,663
and she would not buy the food,
1085
00:41:04,665 --> 00:41:06,565
so we picked up the food.
1086
00:41:06,567 --> 00:41:08,767
- Yeah, fuckin' had to go
to Arcadia for the catering.
1087
00:41:08,769 --> 00:41:09,601
- The money we saved, though.
- Disgusting place.
1088
00:41:09,603 --> 00:41:10,536
- It will make up-
1089
00:41:13,774 --> 00:41:15,176
- No, no, no, no, no.
1090
00:41:17,044 --> 00:41:18,744
- Uh, pick it up, pick
it up, pick it up.
1091
00:41:18,746 --> 00:41:22,014
Pick it up, it's fine, five
second rule, five second rule.
1092
00:41:22,016 --> 00:41:25,150
- You're not, are you
still gonna serve these?
1093
00:41:25,152 --> 00:41:27,119
- We're still gonna serve 'em,
we're gonna dust them off,
1094
00:41:27,121 --> 00:41:28,120
we're gonna dust them all off.
1095
00:41:30,624 --> 00:41:33,225
You gotta stop, stop it, you
got a good onion in my eye.
1096
00:41:33,227 --> 00:41:34,293
Thumbs up to camera.
1097
00:41:34,295 --> 00:41:35,029
Let's do it.
1098
00:41:36,797 --> 00:41:37,932
You guys want a hamburger?
1099
00:41:40,067 --> 00:41:42,067
- Okay, how's this angle for you
1100
00:41:42,069 --> 00:41:43,235
because this isn't
working for me.
1101
00:41:43,237 --> 00:41:45,070
- Yeah, I just need to get
the rifle in a little more.
1102
00:41:45,072 --> 00:41:46,238
- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yep, yep, yep, yep.
1103
00:41:46,240 --> 00:41:47,206
- Yeah.
1104
00:41:47,208 --> 00:41:47,940
- Okay, ready?
- Yeah.
1105
00:41:47,942 --> 00:41:49,208
- Let's go.
1106
00:41:49,210 --> 00:41:50,209
- That's what I'm
saying, big guy.
1107
00:41:50,211 --> 00:41:51,910
It might be too late for you,
1108
00:41:51,912 --> 00:41:54,780
but this guy, we could really
turn his life around, huh?
1109
00:41:54,782 --> 00:41:56,248
- Listen, if I get
you on a podcast,
1110
00:41:56,250 --> 00:41:57,316
I could show you some statistics
1111
00:41:57,318 --> 00:41:58,617
that's really back all this up.
1112
00:41:58,619 --> 00:41:59,985
- Yeah, I wanna, let me,
1113
00:41:59,987 --> 00:42:00,552
I wanna look into that
a little bit more.
1114
00:42:00,554 --> 00:42:02,154
- Sure, I understand.
1115
00:42:02,156 --> 00:42:03,288
- Before I can, you
know, it's a hot topic.
1116
00:42:03,290 --> 00:42:04,757
- Of course, of course.
1117
00:42:04,759 --> 00:42:06,825
You know what, give me
your email and I will-
1118
00:42:06,827 --> 00:42:07,561
- Excuse me, I'm sorry.
- Okay, I will.
1119
00:42:09,063 --> 00:42:10,629
- Mary Jo, hi.
1120
00:42:10,631 --> 00:42:12,231
- Ricky, hey.
1121
00:42:12,233 --> 00:42:13,599
- How are you?
1122
00:42:13,601 --> 00:42:14,933
- What are you doing here?
1123
00:42:14,935 --> 00:42:16,235
Oh, your party.
- It's going on right now.
1124
00:42:16,237 --> 00:42:17,703
I'm gonna get you upstairs.
1125
00:42:17,705 --> 00:42:18,670
- Have you got some money?
1126
00:42:18,672 --> 00:42:20,141
- We are working on it.
1127
00:42:21,308 --> 00:42:24,243
Take your time, take
your time, my love.
1128
00:42:24,245 --> 00:42:25,778
- Whoa!
1129
00:42:25,780 --> 00:42:28,847
Here we go, I got you.
- There you go.
1130
00:42:28,849 --> 00:42:30,115
- Ooh, I squatted,
did you see that?
1131
00:42:30,117 --> 00:42:32,620
- You got down, I saw.
- I got a squat.
1132
00:42:37,858 --> 00:42:39,124
- Uh, Mary Jo's great.
1133
00:42:39,126 --> 00:42:41,360
I think she took one
too many pain pills,
1134
00:42:41,362 --> 00:42:43,195
so she's having a nap.
1135
00:42:43,197 --> 00:42:46,765
And I see Amy Klort.
1136
00:42:46,767 --> 00:42:48,267
Hey.
1137
00:42:48,269 --> 00:42:49,201
- Hey, Rick.
1138
00:42:49,203 --> 00:42:50,836
Thank, thanks for having me.
1139
00:42:50,838 --> 00:42:52,738
- Thank you for coming here.
1140
00:42:52,740 --> 00:42:53,806
YouTube queen.
1141
00:42:53,808 --> 00:42:54,973
- Oh, and the podcast.
1142
00:42:54,975 --> 00:42:56,809
- And the podcast,
podcast, YouTube queen.
1143
00:42:56,811 --> 00:42:58,777
Go to my Facebook page and
there's a little donate link,
1144
00:42:58,779 --> 00:43:00,345
button, you can hit that
1145
00:43:00,347 --> 00:43:02,881
and it's usually the fourth
or fifth Rick Klingman
1146
00:43:02,883 --> 00:43:03,882
that comes up in the Facebook,
1147
00:43:03,884 --> 00:43:05,350
so look for this face.
1148
00:43:05,352 --> 00:43:07,820
Ah, Hartlynn, can I just
thank you for coming tonight
1149
00:43:07,822 --> 00:43:09,154
and supporting us.
- Oh, my God, of course.
1150
00:43:09,156 --> 00:43:10,656
- Look, this Antonio
guy is the worst.
1151
00:43:10,658 --> 00:43:12,357
- Yes.
1152
00:43:12,359 --> 00:43:14,326
- If it were up to him,
I wouldn't be doing this.
1153
00:43:14,328 --> 00:43:17,029
- Piece of shit.
- He's the bad guy, yeah.
1154
00:43:17,031 --> 00:43:19,698
- And I gotta tell you,
this is quite the piece.
1155
00:43:19,700 --> 00:43:21,033
- You like it? Yeah.
1156
00:43:21,035 --> 00:43:21,600
- Yeah, what are we
working with here?
1157
00:43:21,602 --> 00:43:23,202
- No, this is an MK-46.
1158
00:43:23,204 --> 00:43:23,902
- MK-46, I thought
it was something-
1159
00:43:23,904 --> 00:43:24,537
- Troops in Afghanistan use this
1160
00:43:24,539 --> 00:43:26,138
to take out supply tracks.
1161
00:43:26,140 --> 00:43:28,273
- Ooh, that's, hey,
support our troops.
1162
00:43:28,275 --> 00:43:30,843
- Yeah, and my dad got it
for me for my 18th birthday.
1163
00:43:30,845 --> 00:43:31,977
- Oh.
- So, sweet.
1164
00:43:31,979 --> 00:43:33,011
- Your parents are awesome.
1165
00:43:33,013 --> 00:43:34,012
- They really are.
1166
00:43:34,014 --> 00:43:35,247
- My dad's a dick.
1167
00:43:35,249 --> 00:43:37,015
- What a magnificent piece of-
- Artillery.
1168
00:43:37,017 --> 00:43:38,684
- Death machine.
- Death.
1169
00:43:38,686 --> 00:43:41,153
- Yeah, that's good.
1170
00:43:41,155 --> 00:43:42,855
- Do you wanna hold it?
- Whoa.
1171
00:43:42,857 --> 00:43:45,324
- Yes, I do and I want you
to take a picture of me.
1172
00:43:45,326 --> 00:43:46,959
- I'm on my way there.
1173
00:43:46,961 --> 00:43:48,794
- Post is on Facebook.
- Let's do it, here we go.
1174
00:43:48,796 --> 00:43:50,395
- It is really heavy, I
don't know if you're strong.
1175
00:43:50,397 --> 00:43:51,332
- Ah! I am.
1176
00:43:53,767 --> 00:43:54,933
- He's got it.
- Whoo!
1177
00:43:54,935 --> 00:43:56,168
- He's got it.
1178
00:43:56,170 --> 00:43:58,070
- Yeah. If we can get
real just for a second,
1179
00:43:58,072 --> 00:44:00,239
the most important thing
when you're dealing
1180
00:44:00,241 --> 00:44:02,040
with guns is safety
1181
00:44:02,042 --> 00:44:04,443
and the first thing you
gotta do is check the safety.
1182
00:44:06,780 --> 00:44:09,081
- Oh, no!
- What are you doing?
1183
00:44:09,083 --> 00:44:11,717
- It's okay, it's okay,
it's okay, I'm so sorry.
1184
00:44:11,719 --> 00:44:14,052
- What the-
- I was checking the safety.
1185
00:44:14,054 --> 00:44:15,187
- I was checking the safety.
1186
00:44:15,189 --> 00:44:16,922
- By pulling the trigger?
1187
00:44:16,924 --> 00:44:18,123
What is wrong with you?
1188
00:44:18,125 --> 00:44:19,291
- I thought you
had the safety on.
1189
00:44:19,293 --> 00:44:20,826
- Dude.
- That is my bad, guys.
1190
00:44:20,828 --> 00:44:24,463
I'm 95% sure that Mary
Jo did not get hit,
1191
00:44:24,465 --> 00:44:25,831
but I wanna go check.
1192
00:44:25,833 --> 00:44:27,032
- Give it a check,
give it a little check.
1193
00:44:27,034 --> 00:44:29,735
So, hey, why don't we-
1194
00:44:29,737 --> 00:44:31,203
- Fundraising is key.
1195
00:44:31,205 --> 00:44:34,008
Cash, check, credit
card, bitcoin.
1196
00:44:35,042 --> 00:44:37,476
Once got paid in Czechenzachers.
1197
00:44:37,478 --> 00:44:38,844
Good luck finding
a currency exchange
1198
00:44:38,846 --> 00:44:40,281
that will take that, by the way.
1199
00:44:41,382 --> 00:44:43,048
Literally looks
like Monopoly money.
1200
00:44:43,050 --> 00:44:44,783
- What a great
group of patriots,
1201
00:44:44,785 --> 00:44:47,286
all assembly for a
righteous cause, am I right?
1202
00:44:47,288 --> 00:44:50,389
- That's right, that is
right.
1203
00:44:50,391 --> 00:44:53,392
- Oh, man, I also just
wanna say I have taken it
1204
00:44:53,394 --> 00:44:56,094
upon myself to get you all in
1205
00:44:56,096 --> 00:44:58,130
on the ground floor
exclusive opportunity
1206
00:44:58,132 --> 00:45:00,332
to make some real money, huh?
1207
00:45:00,334 --> 00:45:03,001
Everyone one in this room
has been pre-approved
1208
00:45:03,003 --> 00:45:04,770
to be a regional sales executive
1209
00:45:04,772 --> 00:45:06,171
for Shredded Muscle Supplements.
1210
00:45:06,173 --> 00:45:08,840
That's right,
clipboard's right there.
1211
00:45:08,842 --> 00:45:10,108
There's a few pens.
1212
00:45:10,110 --> 00:45:11,944
I'm gonna need you all
when you have time,
1213
00:45:11,946 --> 00:45:13,879
just full name, date of birth,
1214
00:45:13,881 --> 00:45:14,813
Social Security,
that's important-
1215
00:45:14,815 --> 00:45:16,315
- And I can tell you guys,
1216
00:45:16,317 --> 00:45:17,849
and I can tell you guys, and
I can tell you guys firsthand
1217
00:45:17,851 --> 00:45:19,985
how great Shredded is
1218
00:45:19,987 --> 00:45:22,287
and we're gonna talk
about that later on,
1219
00:45:22,289 --> 00:45:24,356
but right now I would
be a little remiss
1220
00:45:24,358 --> 00:45:26,191
if we didn't talk
about why we're here.
1221
00:45:26,193 --> 00:45:30,162
We're all here because
we love this country.
1222
00:45:30,164 --> 00:45:31,863
- Amen.
1223
00:45:31,865 --> 00:45:34,466
- And when we see someone
like Antonio Kelly-Zhang
1224
00:45:34,468 --> 00:45:37,135
attacking it from the
inside, what happens?
1225
00:45:37,137 --> 00:45:37,970
What do we do?
1226
00:45:37,972 --> 00:45:39,137
- Get a rope.
1227
00:45:39,139 --> 00:45:40,105
- Hang that fuckin' traitor.
1228
00:45:40,107 --> 00:45:42,140
- No, no, we're not gonna hang,
1229
00:45:42,142 --> 00:45:43,909
we're not gonna hang anyone.
1230
00:45:43,911 --> 00:45:45,944
But what we do is
we work together
1231
00:45:45,946 --> 00:45:48,447
and we identify our enemy
1232
00:45:48,449 --> 00:45:49,481
and then we take 'em out.
1233
00:45:49,483 --> 00:45:50,916
- With violence.
1234
00:45:50,918 --> 00:45:51,950
- Not with violence,
not with violence,
1235
00:45:51,952 --> 00:45:53,885
I didn't mean that.
1236
00:45:53,887 --> 00:45:56,822
What I'm saying
is, is our weapon,
1237
00:45:56,824 --> 00:45:58,890
it's not a gun, it's not a knife
1238
00:45:58,892 --> 00:46:01,527
or a rope, it's the truth
1239
00:46:01,529 --> 00:46:03,195
and the truth is we need money
1240
00:46:03,197 --> 00:46:05,297
because if you wanna
fix the country,
1241
00:46:05,299 --> 00:46:07,866
that ain't cheap,
it all adds up,
1242
00:46:07,868 --> 00:46:10,168
the research, the
hotel, the man hours,
1243
00:46:10,170 --> 00:46:13,205
those little tiny corn dogs.
1244
00:46:13,207 --> 00:46:15,575
We need you guys' money.
- Yeah.
1245
00:46:15,577 --> 00:46:17,342
- And there's all different
ways you can donate.
1246
00:46:17,344 --> 00:46:18,578
You can go on my Facebook page,
1247
00:46:18,580 --> 00:46:20,245
you can check him
out on social media.
1248
00:46:20,247 --> 00:46:21,313
- Take cash.
- We have a little form.
1249
00:46:21,315 --> 00:46:22,314
- We have different-
- Venmo.
1250
00:46:22,316 --> 00:46:23,549
- Donor levels.
- Yeah.
1251
00:46:23,551 --> 00:46:27,286
- Okay, we have bald
eagle, Uncle Sam,
1252
00:46:27,288 --> 00:46:30,188
Lady Liberty and little
stars and stripes.
1253
00:46:30,190 --> 00:46:31,056
- We named them to make it fun.
1254
00:46:31,058 --> 00:46:34,192
- And little stars
and stripes is $2.
1255
00:46:34,194 --> 00:46:38,063
And you get a fun little
pencil in the mail
1256
00:46:38,065 --> 00:46:40,098
and you think in $2, what are
1257
00:46:40,100 --> 00:46:41,569
these guys gonna do with $2?
1258
00:46:43,370 --> 00:46:45,237
A lot. So, what do you
say, can you help us out?
1259
00:46:45,239 --> 00:46:46,972
Can you help us out
and get some money?
1260
00:46:46,974 --> 00:46:49,410
- Get the energy back, whoo!
1261
00:46:50,978 --> 00:46:52,210
Well-
1262
00:46:52,212 --> 00:46:55,947
You all are wonderful
and I have to take this.
1263
00:46:55,949 --> 00:46:57,883
Uh, I want you to
enjoy yourself.
1264
00:46:57,885 --> 00:46:59,084
There's a couple of cupcakes
1265
00:46:59,086 --> 00:47:01,053
and maybe half a
bottle of wine left.
1266
00:47:01,055 --> 00:47:02,988
- Yep.
- So, have some fun.
1267
00:47:02,990 --> 00:47:06,258
- We gotta be outta here in
about five minutes or so,
1268
00:47:06,260 --> 00:47:07,959
so thank you guys, we love you
1269
00:47:07,961 --> 00:47:10,262
and we will see you on Friday.
1270
00:47:10,264 --> 00:47:12,598
It's Jessica from
"The Daily Beast."
1271
00:47:12,600 --> 00:47:14,132
Jessica, so sorry about
that, how are you?
1272
00:47:14,134 --> 00:47:16,168
- I saw
that you still have
1273
00:47:16,170 --> 00:47:17,903
the press conference
booked for Friday
1274
00:47:17,905 --> 00:47:19,572
and I just wanted
to see if you wanted
1275
00:47:19,574 --> 00:47:20,573
to give me the exclusive?
1276
00:47:20,575 --> 00:47:22,407
- I can't do that, Jessica?
1277
00:47:22,409 --> 00:47:24,544
- Rick, can
I be honest with you?
1278
00:47:24,546 --> 00:47:26,411
- I don't know, you're
a journalist, can you?
1279
00:47:26,413 --> 00:47:28,380
- I think
you're flailing.
1280
00:47:28,382 --> 00:47:30,415
You got owned yesterday
by Sludge Whopper
1281
00:47:30,417 --> 00:47:32,084
and I don't think
you have anything
1282
00:47:32,086 --> 00:47:33,318
and you're freaking out.
1283
00:47:33,320 --> 00:47:35,387
- No, no, you're
absolutely wrong.
1284
00:47:35,389 --> 00:47:37,122
I am in the hills of Beverly
1285
00:47:37,124 --> 00:47:38,624
with some of the most powerful
1286
00:47:38,626 --> 00:47:41,661
and influential people west
of the Mason Dixon line.
1287
00:47:41,663 --> 00:47:45,063
- Rick, look, we've
known each other a minute.
1288
00:47:45,065 --> 00:47:46,666
Don't do this.
1289
00:47:46,668 --> 00:47:48,266
You've got nothing and you're
just gonna end up having
1290
00:47:48,268 --> 00:47:50,469
a bunch of people
laugh at you again.
1291
00:47:50,471 --> 00:47:52,304
- Jessica, I'm gonna let you go
1292
00:47:52,306 --> 00:47:53,506
because we have things to do,
1293
00:47:53,508 --> 00:47:55,207
but I'm gonna see you on Friday
1294
00:47:55,209 --> 00:47:59,111
and you're gonna be shocked at
how explosive this is, okay?
1295
00:47:59,113 --> 00:48:00,312
- Rick, I'm-
1296
00:48:00,314 --> 00:48:01,148
- Salivating.
1297
00:48:02,449 --> 00:48:03,181
You saw that, she
wanted the exclusive.
1298
00:48:03,183 --> 00:48:04,950
I was like no way.
1299
00:48:04,952 --> 00:48:06,118
How's it going out there?
1300
00:48:06,120 --> 00:48:06,619
- Uh, no one's
donating anything.
1301
00:48:06,621 --> 00:48:08,120
- Okay.
- Yep.
1302
00:48:08,122 --> 00:48:09,354
- I think they're all broke.
- Yes.
1303
00:48:09,356 --> 00:48:10,623
- So, we should
just get outta here.
1304
00:48:10,625 --> 00:48:12,124
Let's pack up the
catering supplies
1305
00:48:12,126 --> 00:48:14,092
because if we get them
back to Arcadia by 10,
1306
00:48:14,094 --> 00:48:15,360
full deposit back.
1307
00:48:15,362 --> 00:48:17,496
Oh, God.
- I like that.
1308
00:48:17,498 --> 00:48:18,964
- Hi, how are you?
1309
00:48:18,966 --> 00:48:21,099
- I'm good, man, I'm real good.
1310
00:48:21,101 --> 00:48:22,134
- Enjoying your night?
1311
00:48:22,136 --> 00:48:23,603
- Yeah, big time.
1312
00:48:23,605 --> 00:48:26,037
It's an event.
- Yes.
1313
00:48:26,039 --> 00:48:27,207
- I don't judge people.
1314
00:48:28,710 --> 00:48:30,610
I won't do it, 'cause
you never know.
1315
00:48:30,612 --> 00:48:32,043
You don't know.
1316
00:48:32,045 --> 00:48:34,413
Someone might be coming
to you with information
1317
00:48:34,415 --> 00:48:37,416
and, yes, they might
smell really bad
1318
00:48:37,418 --> 00:48:42,256
or, or have just like a,
like a crazy looking face
1319
00:48:43,591 --> 00:48:46,158
and I don't say get
outta here, you freak.
1320
00:48:46,160 --> 00:48:47,359
I say, "Tell me what you know."
1321
00:48:47,361 --> 00:48:49,529
I don't think we've
met, I'm Rick Klingman.
1322
00:48:49,531 --> 00:48:52,998
- Original Patriot.
- Original Patriot.
1323
00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:54,232
- You reposted some
of my YouTube videos.
1324
00:48:54,234 --> 00:48:55,668
- I knew I knew
you from somewhere.
1325
00:48:55,670 --> 00:48:59,572
I, I, I, I, think you did
one about may family court.
1326
00:48:59,574 --> 00:49:01,039
- That's right.
- Yeah, it was good.
1327
00:49:01,041 --> 00:49:02,974
- That's right.
1328
00:49:02,976 --> 00:49:03,876
- I don't even have kids and
that judge sounds nuts, so.
1329
00:49:03,878 --> 00:49:06,011
- What I'd like to
do is introduce you
1330
00:49:06,013 --> 00:49:07,414
to my cousin.
1331
00:49:10,150 --> 00:49:11,584
- Who's your cousin?
1332
00:49:11,586 --> 00:49:14,019
- Arliss.
- Okay, but-
1333
00:49:14,021 --> 00:49:17,659
- No, I think he's saying why
should we meet your cousin?
1334
00:49:19,727 --> 00:49:22,662
- Well, because I saw
that the cocaine tape
1335
00:49:22,664 --> 00:49:24,396
was some bullshit.
1336
00:49:24,398 --> 00:49:26,031
- Now, does he have photos
of Antonio doing cocaine?
1337
00:49:26,033 --> 00:49:27,533
Because that is really-
- That'd be great.
1338
00:49:27,535 --> 00:49:28,433
- What we would,
what we would love.
1339
00:49:28,435 --> 00:49:31,369
- If you just come
out, it's your card.
1340
00:49:31,371 --> 00:49:32,239
- Call him.
1341
00:49:33,708 --> 00:49:37,142
- It has been an
insane 12 hours.
1342
00:49:37,144 --> 00:49:38,544
We returned all the
catering equipment
1343
00:49:38,546 --> 00:49:41,647
and got our full
deposit back, nice.
1344
00:49:41,649 --> 00:49:45,116
Much more importantly,
we spoke to one Arliss.
1345
00:49:45,118 --> 00:49:46,786
- Yes.
1346
00:49:46,788 --> 00:49:49,522
- And he does not have a
tape of Antonio doing drugs.
1347
00:49:49,524 --> 00:49:51,524
- Big bummer, big bummer.
1348
00:49:51,526 --> 00:49:52,525
- He's got a sex tape.
- Even better.
1349
00:49:52,527 --> 00:49:54,226
- We got a sex tape.
1350
00:49:54,228 --> 00:49:56,094
- If this tape is real-
- Sex tape.
1351
00:49:56,096 --> 00:49:57,597
- Which is what we're gonna
go find out right now.
1352
00:49:57,599 --> 00:49:59,064
- Gotta go confirm-
- Confirm information.
1353
00:49:59,066 --> 00:50:00,633
- Make sure the
information is good.
1354
00:50:00,635 --> 00:50:02,434
- Is solid, concrete.
1355
00:50:02,436 --> 00:50:07,405
Anywhere from just being
passable to pretty wonderful.
1356
00:50:07,407 --> 00:50:09,575
- If it's real-
- It's game over.
1357
00:50:09,577 --> 00:50:11,644
- That's it, it's game,
it's swish, swish.
1358
00:50:11,646 --> 00:50:14,747
He's a little nervous about
maybe showing his face,
1359
00:50:14,749 --> 00:50:17,082
so I made sure
that we would agree
1360
00:50:17,084 --> 00:50:18,551
to blur his face out.
1361
00:50:18,553 --> 00:50:20,820
- Rick, I
said I wouldn't do that.
1362
00:50:20,822 --> 00:50:22,755
- If it comes up, go to the
bathroom or something, dude.
1363
00:50:22,757 --> 00:50:24,289
- You
do background checks
1364
00:50:24,291 --> 00:50:25,490
on all your sources, right?
1365
00:50:25,492 --> 00:50:26,626
- Background check,
you're gonna do
1366
00:50:26,628 --> 00:50:29,394
a background check on every
single person you meet?
1367
00:50:29,396 --> 00:50:31,229
Did you do a
background check on me?
1368
00:50:31,231 --> 00:50:32,565
- We did.
1369
00:50:32,567 --> 00:50:33,467
- Did you really?
1370
00:50:36,370 --> 00:50:38,370
So, we're meeting our
contact at Chang Du,
1371
00:50:38,372 --> 00:50:39,672
but we're a little bit early,
1372
00:50:39,674 --> 00:50:41,541
so we're gonna grab a juice.
- Juice it up.
1373
00:50:41,543 --> 00:50:43,277
- What is better
than a mini mall?
1374
00:50:44,278 --> 00:50:45,678
- A bigger mall, definitely.
1375
00:50:45,680 --> 00:50:47,580
- Oh, no, see a bigger
mall is too big.
1376
00:50:47,582 --> 00:50:49,214
It's got too much stuff.
1377
00:50:49,216 --> 00:50:51,283
Like what more do you
need than like a salon,
1378
00:50:51,285 --> 00:50:55,220
a Chinese place, there's
a vape shop, I think.
1379
00:50:55,222 --> 00:50:57,188
It's perfect.
- Anything else would be good.
1380
00:50:57,190 --> 00:50:57,823
- Oh, my God.
- What?
1381
00:50:57,825 --> 00:50:58,660
- I know you guys.
1382
00:50:59,694 --> 00:51:01,459
- Oh, really.
1383
00:51:01,461 --> 00:51:02,695
- Yeah, you were protesting
that Seth Rogen play, right?
1384
00:51:02,697 --> 00:51:04,362
- That was us, it was
mostly me, though.
1385
00:51:04,364 --> 00:51:07,098
- Eat shit, you fuckin' hogs.
1386
00:51:07,100 --> 00:51:08,133
Huh!
1387
00:51:08,135 --> 00:51:09,635
Huh!
1388
00:51:09,637 --> 00:51:11,269
- It's in my eye,
hey, it's in my eye.
1389
00:51:11,271 --> 00:51:12,705
Oh, my God, oh, my God.
1390
00:51:12,707 --> 00:51:13,639
- Oh, it's so cold, it's
so cold, it's so cold.
1391
00:51:13,641 --> 00:51:15,373
- Let's, hey, hey,
hey, be cool, be cool.
1392
00:51:15,375 --> 00:51:18,176
I think someone
might be filming.
1393
00:51:18,178 --> 00:51:18,878
Someone might be filming.
- We gotta cancel the meeting.
1394
00:51:18,880 --> 00:51:19,779
- We gotta cancel the meeting.
1395
00:51:19,781 --> 00:51:20,646
- No, no, no, no.
- Nope, I'm going home.
1396
00:51:20,648 --> 00:51:21,514
- Hey-
1397
00:51:21,516 --> 00:51:22,648
- I'm not doing
meetings like this.
1398
00:51:22,650 --> 00:51:23,883
I'm going home.
- Stop, stop.
1399
00:51:23,885 --> 00:51:24,584
- Always keep an
extra suit handy.
1400
00:51:24,586 --> 00:51:25,350
- No.
1401
00:51:25,352 --> 00:51:26,086
- A-K-E-S.
- No.
1402
00:51:26,554 --> 00:51:28,286
- H, hey, you gotta do it.
1403
00:51:28,288 --> 00:51:29,522
- It's never gonna fit me.
1404
00:51:29,524 --> 00:51:30,523
That is never gonna fit me.
1405
00:51:30,525 --> 00:51:32,190
- Okay.
- I'm too lean.
1406
00:51:32,192 --> 00:51:33,526
- It's the only option.
- No.
1407
00:51:33,528 --> 00:51:34,794
- Listen to me, listen to me.
1408
00:51:34,796 --> 00:51:36,194
- I'll look like an idiot.
1409
00:51:36,196 --> 00:51:37,530
- Take it off, I have a
shirt, I have a shirt.
1410
00:51:37,532 --> 00:51:38,898
You take it off.
1411
00:51:38,900 --> 00:51:41,166
We can't go home, he's
waiting, he's probably waiting-
1412
00:51:41,168 --> 00:51:42,233
- Fine, fine, fine.
- Do it.
1413
00:51:42,235 --> 00:51:43,468
- And this is a great suit.
1414
00:51:43,470 --> 00:51:44,737
This is Burmese.
1415
00:51:46,173 --> 00:51:47,472
Burmese rayon, oh,
you're wasting-
1416
00:51:47,474 --> 00:51:48,808
Hi, how are you?
Good to see you.
1417
00:51:48,810 --> 00:51:51,176
We're, uh-
- Fuckin' zoot suit, right?
1418
00:51:51,178 --> 00:51:52,477
- Just, chill, just-
- Okay.
1419
00:51:52,479 --> 00:51:54,179
- He's right there.
- Don't-
1420
00:51:54,181 --> 00:51:56,549
- He's right there, that's him.
That's him right over there.
1421
00:51:56,551 --> 00:51:57,850
- All right, let's
go, get ready.
1422
00:51:57,852 --> 00:52:01,188
- We're gonna speak to
those guys, all business.
1423
00:52:02,824 --> 00:52:05,560
You are the gentleman we're
looking for, I believe?
1424
00:52:06,694 --> 00:52:07,860
- They're gonna
blur my face, right?
1425
00:52:07,862 --> 00:52:09,294
- The two cameras,
they're gonna both blur
1426
00:52:09,296 --> 00:52:12,898
your face out, so
you can relax, okay?
1427
00:52:12,900 --> 00:52:13,835
- Shall we.
1428
00:52:17,572 --> 00:52:18,704
- Not my suit, by the way,
1429
00:52:18,706 --> 00:52:20,539
so just wanted to, uh-
- Looks great.
1430
00:52:20,541 --> 00:52:22,240
- Before we even get started,
1431
00:52:22,242 --> 00:52:24,209
why don't you go ahead and
order whatever you want
1432
00:52:24,211 --> 00:52:25,377
on the menu on us.
1433
00:52:25,379 --> 00:52:26,579
- Get a couple menus.
1434
00:52:26,581 --> 00:52:28,781
- No, no, I already ate, yeah.
1435
00:52:28,783 --> 00:52:29,882
- Okay.
1436
00:52:29,884 --> 00:52:31,617
- Been here like an hour.
1437
00:52:31,619 --> 00:52:32,785
Got here early.
1438
00:52:32,787 --> 00:52:34,386
- We apologize.
1439
00:52:34,388 --> 00:52:36,756
We had an incident
outside, might be ANTIFA,
1440
00:52:36,758 --> 00:52:38,456
we don't know.
- Mm-hmm.
1441
00:52:38,458 --> 00:52:40,895
- I think you know
why we're here.
1442
00:52:42,563 --> 00:52:43,698
We need to see the tape.
1443
00:52:45,733 --> 00:52:46,766
- And I wanna show it to you.
- Great.
1444
00:52:46,768 --> 00:52:48,934
- I wanna show it to you, but-
- That's great.
1445
00:52:48,936 --> 00:52:50,738
- We need to talk.
1446
00:52:52,507 --> 00:52:53,506
Compensation.
- Absolutely.
1447
00:52:53,508 --> 00:52:55,508
- Absolutely.
- Yeah.
1448
00:52:55,510 --> 00:52:58,276
- Tell us what you had in mind?
1449
00:52:58,278 --> 00:52:59,979
- $10,000.
1450
00:52:59,981 --> 00:53:01,580
- That's what you want?
1451
00:53:01,582 --> 00:53:03,248
From us?
1452
00:53:03,250 --> 00:53:06,317
- I mean, I'm putting
myself out on the line here.
1453
00:53:06,319 --> 00:53:09,421
- Honest, I don't have
$10,000 in assets.
1454
00:53:09,423 --> 00:53:10,823
- What do you mean you
don't have $10,000.
1455
00:53:10,825 --> 00:53:12,357
- You should look
at that, seriously.
1456
00:53:12,359 --> 00:53:13,793
- Here's the deal.
1457
00:53:13,795 --> 00:53:15,728
You show me the tape,
there's an ATM right there.
1458
00:53:15,730 --> 00:53:19,464
I will walk out,
withdraw 60 bucks,
1459
00:53:19,466 --> 00:53:21,000
that's my limit, we
wait a few hours,
1460
00:53:21,002 --> 00:53:22,702
I'll get the next 40.
1461
00:53:22,704 --> 00:53:24,772
You're home by five with
100 bucks in your pocket.
1462
00:53:26,306 --> 00:53:28,607
- All right, all
right, all right.
1463
00:53:28,609 --> 00:53:29,775
- That's how it's
done on Wall Street.
1464
00:53:29,777 --> 00:53:32,611
- Yeah, no, it's
actually really massive.
1465
00:53:32,613 --> 00:53:35,614
- I have so many questions
as to how you got this,
1466
00:53:35,616 --> 00:53:36,849
but I'm not gonna ask because-
1467
00:53:36,851 --> 00:53:39,852
- All right, check
out this fuck fest.
1468
00:53:39,854 --> 00:53:43,354
- Yeah, gives us
the fucky, fucky, fucky.
1469
00:53:43,356 --> 00:53:44,926
- Yeah, look at that.
1470
00:53:45,993 --> 00:53:47,660
Look at that naughty boy.
1471
00:53:47,662 --> 00:53:49,028
That's your guy, right?
1472
00:53:49,030 --> 00:53:50,495
- Is this it?
- That's it, that's it.
1473
00:53:50,497 --> 00:53:53,298
- That's not it, that's not him.
1474
00:53:53,300 --> 00:53:54,466
- That's him, that's his face.
1475
00:53:54,468 --> 00:53:55,668
- That is his face.
1476
00:53:55,670 --> 00:53:56,869
That's the guy you're looking-
1477
00:53:56,871 --> 00:53:58,303
- It's it face, but it's like-
1478
00:53:58,305 --> 00:53:59,505
- He's floating around on-
1479
00:53:59,507 --> 00:54:00,706
- It's like in South Park-
- Yes.
1480
00:54:00,708 --> 00:54:01,507
- With Saddam Hussein
where he's ah, ah.
1481
00:54:01,509 --> 00:54:02,508
- Right, yes, yeah.
1482
00:54:02,510 --> 00:54:03,441
Fuck me Satan.
- Yeah, that-
1483
00:54:03,443 --> 00:54:04,977
- It's a weird angle.
1484
00:54:04,979 --> 00:54:05,878
Guys, this is loaded.
1485
00:54:05,880 --> 00:54:06,812
- A weird angle?
1486
00:54:06,814 --> 00:54:08,581
- It's what, it's low budget.
1487
00:54:08,583 --> 00:54:10,549
This is a Gonzo style
porno, this will pass.
1488
00:54:10,551 --> 00:54:13,986
- I can't believe you wanted
$10,000 for this crap.
1489
00:54:13,988 --> 00:54:14,954
Are you insane?
1490
00:54:14,956 --> 00:54:15,788
- Shoot for the stars.
1491
00:54:15,790 --> 00:54:17,422
- Are you insane?
1492
00:54:17,424 --> 00:54:19,859
- Hey, can you calm down, now.
1493
00:54:19,861 --> 00:54:21,827
- We're almost done, Sunil,
give me a second, you owe me.
1494
00:54:21,829 --> 00:54:23,062
- No, no, no.
1495
00:54:23,064 --> 00:54:24,329
Get out of here.
1496
00:54:24,331 --> 00:54:25,531
- Get out of here?
1497
00:54:25,533 --> 00:54:26,732
- Come on, get,
I don't want you here.
1498
00:54:26,734 --> 00:54:27,967
Come on, get out.
1499
00:54:27,969 --> 00:54:29,400
- Why
don't we pause it.
1500
00:54:29,402 --> 00:54:30,335
- Okay, if I get out,
I'm never coming back.
1501
00:54:30,337 --> 00:54:31,469
I won't be here Thursday,
1502
00:54:31,471 --> 00:54:32,838
I won't be here Sunday.
1503
00:54:32,840 --> 00:54:34,472
I won't be here
Christmas Eve with you.
1504
00:54:34,474 --> 00:54:36,075
- Come on.
1505
00:54:36,077 --> 00:54:37,042
- All right, you know, actually
he's right, this sucks.
1506
00:54:37,044 --> 00:54:38,744
We're outta here.
1507
00:54:38,746 --> 00:54:39,578
- Excuse me, excuse me,
you just broke my laptop.
1508
00:54:39,580 --> 00:54:41,881
- Uh-huh, okay, sue me.
1509
00:54:41,883 --> 00:54:43,348
I'm a lawyer, I'll
see you in court.
1510
00:54:43,350 --> 00:54:44,950
- I will be billing you.
1511
00:54:44,952 --> 00:54:46,619
- What a waste of time,
what a waste of time.
1512
00:54:46,621 --> 00:54:49,021
Sunil, are placing
a to go order.
1513
00:54:49,023 --> 00:54:51,824
- It will pass.
1514
00:54:51,826 --> 00:54:53,360
- I am a little stressed.
1515
00:54:54,929 --> 00:54:56,729
I have a press
conference in 36 hours,
1516
00:54:56,731 --> 00:54:59,031
I have no idea
what I'm gonna say
1517
00:54:59,033 --> 00:55:01,366
and I have Mary Jo calling
every 10 minutes saying,
1518
00:55:01,368 --> 00:55:04,003
the election's soon, when's
the update, what's happening?
1519
00:55:04,005 --> 00:55:05,604
And I don't know
what to tell her,
1520
00:55:05,606 --> 00:55:09,844
so I'm feeling the pressure,
but got a sugar boost.
1521
00:55:11,378 --> 00:55:12,377
Got my man on the
keys right there.
1522
00:55:12,379 --> 00:55:13,846
He's-
- No, no, no.
1523
00:55:13,848 --> 00:55:16,849
- I am not doing his laundry.
1524
00:55:16,851 --> 00:55:18,717
- Okay, Marco, can
you just relax?
1525
00:55:18,719 --> 00:55:20,418
It's all in the same basket.
1526
00:55:20,420 --> 00:55:21,587
- How about I relax like this.
1527
00:55:21,589 --> 00:55:25,024
- Whoa, whoa,
whoa, Marco, Marco.
1528
00:55:25,026 --> 00:55:26,457
Are you serious?
1529
00:55:26,459 --> 00:55:27,593
- I'm serious. I'm done
dealing with this shit.
1530
00:55:27,595 --> 00:55:28,861
Just eat your ice cream.
1531
00:55:28,863 --> 00:55:29,895
- Come back here right now.
1532
00:55:31,398 --> 00:55:32,031
- English!
1533
00:55:32,867 --> 00:55:34,902
- English, English.
1534
00:55:36,137 --> 00:55:36,871
Fired.
1535
00:55:38,606 --> 00:55:39,905
He's probably fire after
throwing something at me.
1536
00:55:39,907 --> 00:55:41,876
He can't do that.
He can't do that!
1537
00:55:43,443 --> 00:55:44,409
- I got it?
1538
00:55:44,411 --> 00:55:45,746
- Got what?
1539
00:55:46,948 --> 00:55:48,446
- I fuckin' got it!
1540
00:55:48,448 --> 00:55:50,749
- This is a legitimate
hail Mary situation.
1541
00:55:50,751 --> 00:55:54,019
Okay, this genius, his
Facebook plan worked.
1542
00:55:54,021 --> 00:55:55,588
- Yep.
1543
00:55:55,590 --> 00:55:57,089
Heard from one of
Antonio's old classmates
1544
00:55:57,091 --> 00:55:59,525
from UCLA who, guess
what, hates the guy.
1545
00:55:59,527 --> 00:56:01,426
- No, no, no, no,
doesn't just hate him,
1546
00:56:01,428 --> 00:56:03,829
says she has
career-ending evidence,
1547
00:56:03,831 --> 00:56:04,797
those are the words she used.
1548
00:56:04,799 --> 00:56:05,998
- Yep, vice versa.
1549
00:56:06,000 --> 00:56:06,632
- We're gonna go talk
to her right now.
1550
00:56:06,634 --> 00:56:07,600
You are gonna get kissed.
1551
00:56:07,602 --> 00:56:08,433
Not by me.
1552
00:56:08,435 --> 00:56:09,500
- Don't touch me.
1553
00:56:10,705 --> 00:56:11,971
- Hi!
- How are you?
1554
00:56:11,973 --> 00:56:13,172
- Can I help you?
1555
00:56:13,174 --> 00:56:15,641
- Yes, we are looking
for Carol Weiston.
1556
00:56:15,643 --> 00:56:17,509
- Wishspoon, wishpoon.
1557
00:56:17,511 --> 00:56:18,544
- No, Ouistablufin.
1558
00:56:18,546 --> 00:56:19,912
- Yes. That's the one.
1559
00:56:19,914 --> 00:56:20,913
Hey, Carol's my wife.
1560
00:56:20,915 --> 00:56:22,815
- I wanna get to why we're here.
1561
00:56:22,817 --> 00:56:25,885
Now, Carol, you were classmates
1562
00:56:25,887 --> 00:56:28,087
with Antonio at
UCLA, is that right?
1563
00:56:28,089 --> 00:56:28,988
- Yes.
1564
00:56:28,990 --> 00:56:31,025
We were in the same dorm.
1565
00:56:31,959 --> 00:56:33,726
- And what was your, uh,
1566
00:56:33,728 --> 00:56:35,162
what was your
impression of Antonio?
1567
00:56:36,530 --> 00:56:38,097
- Well, he was Mister Popular
1568
00:56:38,099 --> 00:56:40,199
and everybody loved him.
1569
00:56:40,201 --> 00:56:41,800
- Mm-hmm.
- Yep.
1570
00:56:41,802 --> 00:56:45,571
- But, to me, he was
just, I don't know,
1571
00:56:45,573 --> 00:56:49,742
he was like an
attention seeking phony.
1572
00:56:49,744 --> 00:56:50,676
- I hate that type.
- Hate it.
1573
00:56:50,678 --> 00:56:52,678
- Hate 'em all.
- The worst.
1574
00:56:52,680 --> 00:56:53,913
- I didn't really mind it,
1575
00:56:53,915 --> 00:56:58,183
but well, see, we
had this professor,
1576
00:56:58,185 --> 00:57:01,020
Professor Allen Silverstein,
1577
00:57:01,022 --> 00:57:02,855
but this one night a bunch
1578
00:57:02,857 --> 00:57:06,558
of the students were
drinking in the dorms
1579
00:57:06,560 --> 00:57:09,695
and Antonio just went
off on Mr. Silverstein,
1580
00:57:09,697 --> 00:57:11,697
just called him all
sorts of names, you know,
1581
00:57:11,699 --> 00:57:12,965
'cause he's Jewish.
1582
00:57:12,967 --> 00:57:16,502
And I said,
"Antonio, stop that."
1583
00:57:16,504 --> 00:57:20,007
He just kept saying such
hurtful, mean racist things.
1584
00:57:22,243 --> 00:57:23,142
Jews are a race, right?
1585
00:57:23,144 --> 00:57:24,243
- Yes.
1586
00:57:24,245 --> 00:57:25,644
- Technically a
religion, but yes, yes.
1587
00:57:25,646 --> 00:57:26,879
It's all good.
1588
00:57:26,881 --> 00:57:29,081
- It's just not right, you know.
1589
00:57:29,083 --> 00:57:30,849
- No, it's not.
1590
00:57:30,851 --> 00:57:32,618
It's not, it's okay.
- It's wrong is what it is.
1591
00:57:32,620 --> 00:57:34,053
- You didn't do anything wrong.
1592
00:57:34,055 --> 00:57:36,991
Here, this is clean.
1593
00:57:40,227 --> 00:57:41,860
- I'm sorry to get
emotional, it's just-
1594
00:57:41,862 --> 00:57:43,062
- No, no, don't you apologize.
1595
00:57:43,064 --> 00:57:46,131
- Fucked up is what it is.
1596
00:57:46,133 --> 00:57:48,534
- This has been in my
pocket, but it's clean.
1597
00:57:53,574 --> 00:57:54,206
- Take your time.
1598
00:57:54,208 --> 00:57:55,076
- Hey, hey, hey.
1599
00:57:56,243 --> 00:57:58,644
You are a hero-
- But-
1600
00:57:58,646 --> 00:58:00,612
- There's one more
thing I need you to do.
1601
00:58:00,614 --> 00:58:02,081
Carol, if there's a way
1602
00:58:02,083 --> 00:58:05,217
for you to say exactly
what you said to us,
1603
00:58:05,219 --> 00:58:08,122
just right now at our
press conference tomorrow,
1604
00:58:12,226 --> 00:58:13,094
forget about it.
1605
00:58:14,028 --> 00:58:16,195
- I bet people are gonna
say really mean things
1606
00:58:16,197 --> 00:58:18,864
about me in the press and
on Facebook and stuff.
1607
00:58:18,866 --> 00:58:20,199
- Can I be real with you?
1608
00:58:20,201 --> 00:58:21,533
Can I get real
with you right now?
1609
00:58:21,535 --> 00:58:23,002
They will.
1610
00:58:23,004 --> 00:58:25,738
All I can promise you is
that we will stand next
1611
00:58:25,740 --> 00:58:30,578
to you and behind you
and also in front of you
1612
00:58:31,278 --> 00:58:32,113
with everything we got.
1613
00:58:34,281 --> 00:58:35,783
- Okay, I'll do it.
1614
00:58:37,118 --> 00:58:39,752
- My hands are a little
sweaty, I apologize.
1615
00:58:39,754 --> 00:58:42,254
- All right, is
everything okay in here.
1616
00:58:42,256 --> 00:58:45,791
- It was until
about three seconds ago.
1617
00:58:45,793 --> 00:58:46,792
- She saw your face.
1618
00:58:46,794 --> 00:58:47,826
- She got upset.
1619
00:58:47,828 --> 00:58:49,061
- No, no, it wasn't that.
1620
00:58:49,063 --> 00:58:51,730
Here, Carol, do you
need a glass of wine.
1621
00:58:51,732 --> 00:58:52,831
- Goldmine, goldmine.
1622
00:58:52,833 --> 00:58:53,832
- This is happening.
1623
00:58:53,834 --> 00:58:55,601
- He's fucked.
- Bye-bye.
1624
00:58:55,603 --> 00:58:56,602
- He's fucked.
1625
00:58:56,604 --> 00:58:58,070
You can't say anything
about the Jewish people.
1626
00:58:58,072 --> 00:58:59,338
- No.
- That is a no go.
1627
00:58:59,340 --> 00:59:00,672
- Nor should you.
1628
00:59:00,674 --> 00:59:01,907
I got cat dander on me.
- Yeah, you do.
1629
00:59:01,909 --> 00:59:02,843
- Worth it.
1630
00:59:04,612 --> 00:59:05,813
Oh, what is?
1631
00:59:07,948 --> 00:59:10,783
Hey, I'm sorry, Marco, what
is, are you moving out?
1632
00:59:10,785 --> 00:59:12,885
- This is all your shit.
1633
00:59:12,887 --> 00:59:16,188
I'm doing sharing
this space with you.
1634
00:59:16,190 --> 00:59:17,289
- What the fuck?
1635
00:59:17,291 --> 00:59:18,357
Your assistant's
kicking you out.
1636
00:59:18,359 --> 00:59:19,291
- No, no, no.
1637
00:59:19,293 --> 00:59:20,726
- Assistant.
1638
00:59:20,728 --> 00:59:21,860
- Hey, I wanna talk
to you over there.
1639
00:59:21,862 --> 00:59:22,694
Come with me.
1640
00:59:22,696 --> 00:59:23,729
- Oh, my God, no.
1641
00:59:23,731 --> 00:59:25,032
- I'm not chasing you.
1642
00:59:27,301 --> 00:59:28,734
Hey.
1643
00:59:28,736 --> 00:59:29,968
- Just gonna work
it out really quick.
1644
00:59:29,970 --> 00:59:30,903
- You can't
do this, Marco.
1645
00:59:30,905 --> 00:59:32,237
- I am sick of this.
1646
00:59:32,239 --> 00:59:34,373
I'm sick of the cameras,
I'm sick of that boy.
1647
00:59:34,375 --> 00:59:35,808
I'm sick of all of that.
1648
00:59:35,810 --> 00:59:37,076
- No, no,
no, I don't care.
1649
00:59:37,078 --> 00:59:38,977
You literally cannot do
this, this is my condo.
1650
00:59:38,979 --> 00:59:42,714
- You cannot
sleep here tonight.
1651
00:59:42,716 --> 00:59:46,718
- Oh, here we are, hotel style
1652
00:59:46,720 --> 00:59:48,654
where the presser's
is gonna be tomorrow,
1653
00:59:48,656 --> 00:59:50,155
just a few floors downstairs,
1654
00:59:50,157 --> 00:59:52,357
but we're here, we're
maxin' and relaxin'.
1655
00:59:52,359 --> 00:59:55,060
- Two kings just
resting before battle.
1656
00:59:55,062 --> 00:59:58,363
- Thank God I did not cancel
that press conference.
1657
00:59:58,365 --> 01:00:00,666
They wanted me to
cancel it and I said no
1658
01:00:00,668 --> 01:00:02,167
and this is why.
1659
01:00:02,169 --> 01:00:05,304
You and I, my friend, are
gonna be in high demand.
1660
01:00:05,306 --> 01:00:07,206
They're gonna want
us on all the shows.
1661
01:00:07,208 --> 01:00:08,140
- Oh, yeah.
1662
01:00:08,142 --> 01:00:09,777
- This is time to kind of chill.
1663
01:00:22,923 --> 01:00:24,423
- Should I wake him?
1664
01:00:24,425 --> 01:00:26,925
He sounds like
he's fuckin' dyin'.
1665
01:00:26,927 --> 01:00:28,360
What do we do?
1666
01:00:28,362 --> 01:00:29,728
- Yeah, I
don't think he's breathing.
1667
01:00:29,730 --> 01:00:30,996
- I should probably wake him.
- Yeah.
1668
01:00:30,998 --> 01:00:33,065
- Yo, yo, yo.
1669
01:00:33,067 --> 01:00:34,902
- Oh, oh, hey, hey, I'm here.
1670
01:00:37,738 --> 01:00:38,272
Did I fall asleep?
1671
01:00:41,175 --> 01:00:42,276
Sorry about that.
1672
01:00:46,213 --> 01:00:48,347
Oh, it's all about
the press conference.
1673
01:00:48,349 --> 01:00:52,351
Yeah, that's the coupe de gras,
1674
01:00:52,353 --> 01:00:55,354
where it's me in my element.
1675
01:00:55,356 --> 01:00:58,323
I'm up there, I am
controlling the room.
1676
01:00:58,325 --> 01:01:02,761
I am playing them all
like a little fiddle.
1677
01:01:04,798 --> 01:01:06,999
So, here's what
we're looking at.
1678
01:01:07,001 --> 01:01:07,866
Breakfast is on the way.
- Break it down.
1679
01:01:07,868 --> 01:01:10,936
- It's 9:11 right now.
1680
01:01:10,938 --> 01:01:13,438
Carol's gonna be here at 10.
1681
01:01:13,440 --> 01:01:14,973
Bring her up here, we'll
prep her for a little bit.
1682
01:01:14,975 --> 01:01:16,108
- Yeah.
1683
01:01:16,110 --> 01:01:17,075
- Secure us the late checkout.
1684
01:01:17,077 --> 01:01:18,377
We'll meet in the lobby at 1:45.
1685
01:01:18,379 --> 01:01:20,078
Presser starts at 2 o'clock.
1686
01:01:20,080 --> 01:01:21,813
Loud buzz online.
- Oh, yeah.
1687
01:01:21,815 --> 01:01:22,447
- I don't know if you've
been seeing what's happening.
1688
01:01:22,449 --> 01:01:23,916
- Oh, I saw, I saw.
1689
01:01:23,918 --> 01:01:25,851
They think it's a sex
tape, bunch of perverts.
1690
01:01:25,853 --> 01:01:27,386
- They're gonna be floored
1691
01:01:27,388 --> 01:01:29,924
when they find out
it's about the Jews.
1692
01:01:30,991 --> 01:01:33,358
Oh, God, sounds harsh.
1693
01:01:33,360 --> 01:01:36,828
Jewish, Jewish folks,
our Jewish friends.
1694
01:01:36,830 --> 01:01:39,131
When they find out it's
about our Jewish friends.
1695
01:01:39,133 --> 01:01:40,832
My friend, Juan,
come on in, buddy.
1696
01:01:40,834 --> 01:01:42,334
- You scared me.
1697
01:01:42,336 --> 01:01:44,102
- Come on in, yeah, we're
making a little documentary.
1698
01:01:44,104 --> 01:01:45,237
You weren't here last
night, they weren't here.
1699
01:01:45,239 --> 01:01:49,942
He served us a delicious
hot fudge sundae last night,
1700
01:01:49,944 --> 01:01:52,110
wonderful man right
here, wonderful man.
1701
01:01:52,112 --> 01:01:54,146
- Hope y'all had a nice night.
1702
01:01:54,148 --> 01:01:56,114
- I slept like a log, my friend.
1703
01:01:56,116 --> 01:01:58,317
- Yeah, I slept like
shit next to this log,
1704
01:01:58,319 --> 01:01:59,851
'cause he snores.
1705
01:01:59,853 --> 01:02:01,119
- I forgot my CPAP machine
1706
01:02:01,121 --> 01:02:02,955
and he has not let
me forget about it.
1707
01:02:02,957 --> 01:02:04,790
- Right.
- I almost died, by the way.
1708
01:02:04,792 --> 01:02:06,091
- I slept like, I look terrible,
1709
01:02:06,093 --> 01:02:07,359
I got bags under my eyes.
1710
01:02:07,361 --> 01:02:08,427
- Yeah, well, I couldn't breathe
1711
01:02:08,429 --> 01:02:09,363
for an hour and a half.
1712
01:02:10,864 --> 01:02:12,965
- So, what
time is it right now?
1713
01:02:12,967 --> 01:02:17,336
- Uh, 10, three-four, so
Carol's a little bit late.
1714
01:02:17,338 --> 01:02:18,504
Not a big deal.
1715
01:02:18,506 --> 01:02:19,972
Traffic, LA, yeah.
1716
01:02:19,974 --> 01:02:22,307
- Yeah, no
biggie whatsoever.
1717
01:02:22,309 --> 01:02:24,343
- She's in or out as we say.
1718
01:02:24,345 --> 01:02:27,012
- It's the standard,
standard LA time,
1719
01:02:27,014 --> 01:02:28,313
everyone runs late.
1720
01:02:28,315 --> 01:02:30,384
You're not cool if you
ain't late, you know.
1721
01:02:31,452 --> 01:02:33,187
That's what they say, so.
1722
01:02:35,856 --> 01:02:37,322
Maybe we should call her.
1723
01:02:37,324 --> 01:02:39,992
- I'm gonna call her
just because, you know,
1724
01:02:39,994 --> 01:02:43,862
maybe, hi, Carol, Rick
Klingman here with Simon.
1725
01:02:43,864 --> 01:02:48,166
10:35, just wondering,
you know, where you're at.
1726
01:02:48,168 --> 01:02:51,370
Um, we're here and we'll
see you in a few hopefully.
1727
01:02:51,372 --> 01:02:53,173
Thanks, Carol, bye.
1728
01:02:55,510 --> 01:02:56,842
- How did it go?
What did she say?
1729
01:02:56,844 --> 01:02:58,477
- Oh, it was a voicemail.
1730
01:02:58,479 --> 01:03:00,946
Carol, it's Rick. It's 11:33.
1731
01:03:00,948 --> 01:03:03,882
What Antonio said was despicable
1732
01:03:03,884 --> 01:03:06,852
and you have an obligation
to tell people what happened
1733
01:03:06,854 --> 01:03:07,853
and we're here to help you.
1734
01:03:07,855 --> 01:03:09,288
And I promise you-
1735
01:03:09,290 --> 01:03:10,222
- If
you are satisfied
1736
01:03:10,224 --> 01:03:12,190
with your message, press one.
1737
01:03:12,192 --> 01:03:13,492
- Son of a gun.
- What'd she say?
1738
01:03:13,494 --> 01:03:15,027
- It was a voicemail.
1739
01:03:15,029 --> 01:03:18,332
Okay, um, I'm
officially worried.
1740
01:03:20,067 --> 01:03:22,034
- Should we, do we need to
go get her or something, huh?
1741
01:03:22,036 --> 01:03:23,435
- Well, no, she's
90 minutes away,
1742
01:03:23,437 --> 01:03:25,203
we won't make it back in time.
1743
01:03:25,205 --> 01:03:27,339
- We need to put some new
kind of plan into action.
1744
01:03:27,341 --> 01:03:28,340
- Yeah.
1745
01:03:28,342 --> 01:03:29,544
I think the move here-
- Yeah.
1746
01:03:30,944 --> 01:03:32,512
- Is wait.
1747
01:03:35,215 --> 01:03:36,250
He worked out again.
1748
01:03:39,887 --> 01:03:41,219
- The press
conference is in 30 minutes.
1749
01:03:41,221 --> 01:03:43,090
What's going through
your mind right now?
1750
01:03:44,425 --> 01:03:45,290
- What's going through
my mind right now is
1751
01:03:45,292 --> 01:03:47,492
that Carol is
nowhere to be seen,
1752
01:03:47,494 --> 01:03:49,995
which means I think she
bailed on this whole thing
1753
01:03:49,997 --> 01:03:52,898
and I can't believe that,
1754
01:03:52,900 --> 01:03:56,101
so I'm trying to come up
with an alternative plan.
1755
01:03:56,103 --> 01:03:56,968
Right, now here's the deal.
1756
01:03:56,970 --> 01:03:58,270
I want her to sit here.
1757
01:03:58,272 --> 01:03:59,572
Look at me, I want you-
1758
01:03:59,574 --> 01:04:01,173
Coming.
1759
01:04:01,175 --> 01:04:03,075
I want you to sit,
like stand right here.
1760
01:04:03,077 --> 01:04:04,142
- Stand over, okay.
1761
01:04:04,144 --> 01:04:05,143
- Here we go, all right?
- Like a lamp.
1762
01:04:05,145 --> 01:04:06,480
- I got this.
1763
01:04:08,282 --> 01:04:09,915
- Hey, Rick.
- How are you?
1764
01:04:09,917 --> 01:04:11,316
- Doing well.
- Good to see you.
1765
01:04:11,318 --> 01:04:12,317
- You remember our little crew?
1766
01:04:12,319 --> 01:04:14,052
- Yep, hi, guys.
1767
01:04:14,054 --> 01:04:15,454
- From New York.
1768
01:04:15,456 --> 01:04:17,155
If you wanna grab a seat
right there, you know-
1769
01:04:17,157 --> 01:04:18,156
- Oh, yes, thank you.
1770
01:04:18,158 --> 01:04:19,224
- Simon, of course.
1771
01:04:19,226 --> 01:04:20,392
- Ooh, Jessica, yes, hey.
1772
01:04:20,394 --> 01:04:21,495
- Hey, Simon.
1773
01:04:22,429 --> 01:04:24,998
- Thank you for coming
here and joining us.
1774
01:04:26,601 --> 01:04:28,266
- Can you not stand there?
- Yeah, I don't need to.
1775
01:04:28,268 --> 01:04:29,501
- It's insane.
1776
01:04:29,503 --> 01:04:30,235
- Yeah, yeah. You can
just go over there.
1777
01:04:30,237 --> 01:04:31,136
- Sit over here.
1778
01:04:31,138 --> 01:04:32,039
- Yeah, he doesn't need to.
1779
01:04:33,508 --> 01:04:34,674
Oh, can I get you
something from the minibar?
1780
01:04:34,676 --> 01:04:36,108
You want a little-
1781
01:04:36,110 --> 01:04:36,942
- Oh,
I'm good, thanks.
1782
01:04:36,944 --> 01:04:37,943
- You sure?
1783
01:04:38,946 --> 01:04:39,579
You okay?
- Yeah.
1784
01:04:39,581 --> 01:04:40,447
- Okay.
1785
01:04:41,583 --> 01:04:42,414
All right.
1786
01:04:42,416 --> 01:04:43,683
- So?
- So-
1787
01:04:43,685 --> 01:04:45,117
- What's going on?
1788
01:04:45,119 --> 01:04:46,985
- What's going on?
1789
01:04:46,987 --> 01:04:49,589
We're like what's not going on.
1790
01:04:49,591 --> 01:04:50,525
Here's what's going on.
1791
01:04:52,159 --> 01:04:53,659
We wanna give you the exclusive.
1792
01:04:53,661 --> 01:04:55,961
We talked about it and we think
1793
01:04:55,963 --> 01:05:00,602
that you are kind of
the only person we trust
1794
01:05:02,136 --> 01:05:03,101
to tell you this story
to put it out there
1795
01:05:03,103 --> 01:05:04,037
to the world.
1796
01:05:05,139 --> 01:05:06,371
- Get posting, get typing.
1797
01:05:06,373 --> 01:05:08,708
- Are you serious?
- You're welcome.
1798
01:05:08,710 --> 01:05:11,977
- The press conference
is in 10 minutes.
1799
01:05:11,979 --> 01:05:13,713
How is that an exclusive?
1800
01:05:13,715 --> 01:05:15,548
- I mean, because you would have
1801
01:05:15,550 --> 01:05:19,151
the story 10 minutes
before everyone else.
1802
01:05:19,153 --> 01:05:21,019
- Well, I don't
think my colleagues
1803
01:05:21,021 --> 01:05:23,155
that are waiting for
the press conference
1804
01:05:23,157 --> 01:05:26,158
you promised them would
appreciate that very much.
1805
01:05:26,160 --> 01:05:28,260
- This is earth shattering stuff
1806
01:05:28,262 --> 01:05:30,397
and we're giving it
all to you, all to you.
1807
01:05:31,999 --> 01:05:33,000
No one else.
1808
01:05:34,067 --> 01:05:35,500
What do you say?
1809
01:05:35,502 --> 01:05:37,703
- I have always been up
front with you, Rick,
1810
01:05:37,705 --> 01:05:38,640
and you, Simon.
1811
01:05:40,575 --> 01:05:45,110
I think that you
guys are con artists,
1812
01:05:45,112 --> 01:05:48,415
but I write about you because
I find it entertaining
1813
01:05:50,184 --> 01:05:52,419
and frankly I have the duty
to expose your bullshit,
1814
01:05:53,487 --> 01:05:55,588
but if you're gonna
call a presser
1815
01:05:55,590 --> 01:05:57,523
and have a bunch of
reporters come all
1816
01:05:57,525 --> 01:06:00,494
the way over here and
then not talk to them,
1817
01:06:02,196 --> 01:06:04,465
then I'm done with you for real.
1818
01:06:06,200 --> 01:06:07,401
And so is everyone else.
1819
01:06:15,643 --> 01:06:19,779
Rick, Rick, you don't
have to keep doing
1820
01:06:19,781 --> 01:06:21,749
this stuff, you know.
1821
01:06:23,283 --> 01:06:25,219
There are other ways
to make a living.
1822
01:06:29,591 --> 01:06:31,624
It's not about the money, okay,
1823
01:06:31,626 --> 01:06:33,595
it's not why I do what I do.
1824
01:06:34,762 --> 01:06:38,163
I want people to know the truth
1825
01:06:38,165 --> 01:06:42,267
and I just, I feel good
when I'm standing up there
1826
01:06:42,269 --> 01:06:44,102
and I'm telling them this.
1827
01:06:44,104 --> 01:06:47,172
It makes me feel good,
it gives me purpose.
1828
01:06:47,174 --> 01:06:50,475
And I just, it gets
harder and harder to do
1829
01:06:50,477 --> 01:06:53,813
with people just,
they go after you
1830
01:06:53,815 --> 01:06:55,413
and they just make fun of you
1831
01:06:55,415 --> 01:06:59,217
and I'm tired of it and
I don't know, I just,
1832
01:06:59,219 --> 01:07:00,720
maybe you're right,
1833
01:07:00,722 --> 01:07:01,821
you know-
- Yeah.
1834
01:07:01,823 --> 01:07:02,622
- Maybe I need to not-
1835
01:07:02,624 --> 01:07:03,723
- Holy shit.
1836
01:07:03,725 --> 01:07:05,123
- Go towards the real-
1837
01:07:05,125 --> 01:07:06,424
- Carol's here,
she's downstairs.
1838
01:07:06,426 --> 01:07:08,293
- Shut, shut up, shut up.
- Go time.
1839
01:07:08,295 --> 01:07:09,564
- Whoo!
- Go time.
1840
01:07:10,732 --> 01:07:12,464
- Fuckin' blew it, Jessica.
1841
01:07:12,466 --> 01:07:13,333
- Move, move.
1842
01:07:14,167 --> 01:07:15,433
- This way?
- Yep.
1843
01:07:15,435 --> 01:07:16,669
- Left or right, left or right?
1844
01:07:16,671 --> 01:07:17,572
- Left.
- Yep.
1845
01:07:19,607 --> 01:07:21,139
- Right, right,
right, right, right.
1846
01:07:21,141 --> 01:07:22,474
No, no, step only, step
only, come on, come on.
1847
01:07:22,476 --> 01:07:25,076
Here we go and no, no, no, no.
1848
01:07:25,078 --> 01:07:26,478
- What, what?
1849
01:07:26,480 --> 01:07:28,413
- It's the pool, it's
the pool, the pool.
1850
01:07:28,415 --> 01:07:30,348
- Jesus Christ.
1851
01:07:31,819 --> 01:07:32,852
- Thank you for coming.
1852
01:07:32,854 --> 01:07:34,854
You are four hours late.
- I know.
1853
01:07:34,856 --> 01:07:36,822
- Man.
- I'm sorry.
1854
01:07:36,824 --> 01:07:38,323
- We thought you had
some kind of change
1855
01:07:38,325 --> 01:07:39,759
of heart or something and-
1856
01:07:39,761 --> 01:07:42,664
- No, I, I wanna tell the truth.
1857
01:07:43,831 --> 01:07:45,598
- Angels.
1858
01:07:45,600 --> 01:07:46,832
- You're an angel.
1859
01:07:46,834 --> 01:07:47,702
- All right.
1860
01:07:48,736 --> 01:07:49,769
- Okay.
1861
01:07:49,771 --> 01:07:51,303
- You been drinking?
1862
01:07:51,305 --> 01:07:53,773
- No, just a glass of
wine to calm my nerves.
1863
01:07:53,775 --> 01:07:54,707
- Okay, that's fine,
that's good, no, it's fine
1864
01:07:54,709 --> 01:07:56,141
to have a glass.
1865
01:07:56,143 --> 01:07:57,342
They say one glass
a day's healthy.
1866
01:07:57,344 --> 01:07:58,844
All right, you start
live streaming.
1867
01:07:58,846 --> 01:08:00,312
- We're live, baby.
1868
01:08:00,314 --> 01:08:02,249
- Everyone settle,
we're going live.
1869
01:08:03,518 --> 01:08:05,150
You go first, you come with me,
1870
01:08:05,152 --> 01:08:06,819
you're the caboose.
1871
01:08:06,821 --> 01:08:07,655
There we go.
1872
01:08:08,890 --> 01:08:11,626
Hello, everyone, right in here.
1873
01:08:13,661 --> 01:08:14,660
You guys can go ahead, Carol,
1874
01:08:14,662 --> 01:08:15,861
we got seats for you
1875
01:08:15,863 --> 01:08:17,429
and you can take
the one that's kind
1876
01:08:17,431 --> 01:08:19,497
of further towards the window.
1877
01:08:19,499 --> 01:08:21,166
What is, when did
you put up this?
1878
01:08:21,168 --> 01:08:22,300
- It's nice, right?
1879
01:08:22,302 --> 01:08:23,536
I put it up this morning.
1880
01:08:23,538 --> 01:08:24,537
- Yeah, I think it's great.
1881
01:08:24,539 --> 01:08:26,171
I think we should take it down.
1882
01:08:26,173 --> 01:08:28,273
- No can do, no can do,
it's free publicity.
1883
01:08:28,275 --> 01:08:29,809
- No, but I want you
to hear me right now.
1884
01:08:29,811 --> 01:08:31,376
This is the most important
moment of my life.
1885
01:08:31,378 --> 01:08:32,645
- Our life.
- Our life.
1886
01:08:32,647 --> 01:08:36,214
- And I want this
taken down right now.
1887
01:08:36,216 --> 01:08:37,351
- Changes.
1888
01:08:42,389 --> 01:08:43,522
Don't tear it, don't tear it.
1889
01:08:43,524 --> 01:08:44,391
- Yep, yep, yep.
1890
01:08:48,663 --> 01:08:49,764
- I'm just gonna let-
1891
01:08:52,900 --> 01:08:54,836
- You can fold
that up over there.
1892
01:09:00,508 --> 01:09:02,273
Good afternoon.
1893
01:09:02,275 --> 01:09:04,209
My name is Rick Klingman.
1894
01:09:04,211 --> 01:09:05,713
This, of course,
is Simon Tarnum.
1895
01:09:07,381 --> 01:09:10,916
We are here today to talk
about Antonio Kelly-Zhang,
1896
01:09:10,918 --> 01:09:13,284
who is running for
Congress right here
1897
01:09:13,286 --> 01:09:15,621
in California's 40th district.
1898
01:09:15,623 --> 01:09:16,889
And I, I wanna be clear.
1899
01:09:16,891 --> 01:09:21,727
When Simon and I began
this investigation,
1900
01:09:21,729 --> 01:09:24,164
we, uh, we went into
it with an open mind
1901
01:09:25,566 --> 01:09:28,770
and we were not prepared
1902
01:09:30,237 --> 01:09:31,639
to find out what we did.
1903
01:09:32,707 --> 01:09:34,406
Now, without any further ado,
1904
01:09:34,408 --> 01:09:37,342
I'm gonna introduce
Carol Ouistablufen
1905
01:09:37,344 --> 01:09:39,312
and she has a story
to tell, Carol.
1906
01:09:40,548 --> 01:09:42,581
- Thank you, thank you.
1907
01:09:47,922 --> 01:09:49,254
- Hi.
1908
01:09:49,256 --> 01:09:51,289
I'm Carol, um-
1909
01:09:51,291 --> 01:09:52,892
- Speak up, speak up.
1910
01:09:52,894 --> 01:09:53,761
- Sorry.
1911
01:09:54,929 --> 01:09:58,898
From 2005 to 2008,
I was classmates
1912
01:09:58,900 --> 01:10:01,767
with Antonio Kelly-Zhang.
1913
01:10:01,769 --> 01:10:04,804
One night in our dorm,
1914
01:10:04,806 --> 01:10:07,873
there were some
antisemitic references made
1915
01:10:07,875 --> 01:10:11,779
in regard to humanities
professor, Allen Silverstein.
1916
01:10:13,614 --> 01:10:16,649
They were hateful
and deeply insulting
1917
01:10:16,651 --> 01:10:21,488
to Professor Silverstein,
his religion and his culture.
1918
01:10:24,291 --> 01:10:28,930
These antisemitic
comments were made by me.
1919
01:10:38,639 --> 01:10:40,474
Yeah, I did them.
1920
01:10:41,809 --> 01:10:46,480
I said the words that
were anti the Jews.
1921
01:10:48,983 --> 01:10:52,518
I think I'm not a happy person.
1922
01:10:52,520 --> 01:10:57,388
I have a, I have a little
bit of a drinking problem.
1923
01:10:57,390 --> 01:11:01,426
I spend 16 hours
a day on Facebook
1924
01:11:01,428 --> 01:11:06,266
and just sit around
all day glugging wine
1925
01:11:06,968 --> 01:11:07,769
and talking shit.
1926
01:11:09,771 --> 01:11:14,339
I think I'm just angry about
how my life turned out.
1927
01:11:14,341 --> 01:11:18,980
I want to apologize to all
of you, especially Antonio.
1928
01:11:23,350 --> 01:11:25,987
That felt good, thanks.
1929
01:11:29,356 --> 01:11:31,690
Where's my phone, I
should check Facebook.
1930
01:11:31,692 --> 01:11:32,658
- You guys are
just gonna leave now?
1931
01:11:32,660 --> 01:11:33,893
Yeah, go ahead.
- We are.
1932
01:11:33,895 --> 01:11:36,461
- Thank you guys.
- Thanks for having us.
1933
01:11:36,463 --> 01:11:37,532
- Thank you so much.
1934
01:11:42,904 --> 01:11:44,537
At this point, we would like
1935
01:11:44,539 --> 01:11:47,907
to open it up to any
questions you might have.
1936
01:11:47,909 --> 01:11:51,043
- Yeah, yeah, what was that?
1937
01:11:51,045 --> 01:11:55,681
Because it seems like Mr.
Kelly-Zhang hasn't done
1938
01:11:55,683 --> 01:11:57,482
anything bad at all
1939
01:11:57,484 --> 01:11:59,952
and you all are just, in
fact, desperate for attention.
1940
01:11:59,954 --> 01:12:00,653
- I mean, look, look, you
know what the thing is,
1941
01:12:00,655 --> 01:12:03,022
this is not even the only thing.
1942
01:12:03,024 --> 01:12:04,857
There was, this is,
it's part of a mosaic.
1943
01:12:04,859 --> 01:12:06,391
- One of a hundred
we got for you today.
1944
01:12:06,393 --> 01:12:07,593
- Yeah, this guy-
1945
01:12:07,595 --> 01:12:09,061
- Just scratchin'
the surface, people.
1946
01:12:09,063 --> 01:12:11,096
- Yeah, what are the other ones?
1947
01:12:11,098 --> 01:12:15,937
- We have heard that allegedly
he molested a co-worker.
1948
01:12:17,404 --> 01:12:18,737
- Okay, who's
accusing him of this?
1949
01:12:18,739 --> 01:12:19,738
- His name is Fred Zurtz.
1950
01:12:19,740 --> 01:12:21,607
- Don't say his last name.
1951
01:12:21,609 --> 01:12:25,144
- He said that he, he got
his penis snapped back.
1952
01:12:25,146 --> 01:12:26,779
- What does that mean?
1953
01:12:26,781 --> 01:12:28,413
- By Antonio, he said exactly-
1954
01:12:28,415 --> 01:12:29,582
- Here's, here's-
- Let me clarify.
1955
01:12:29,584 --> 01:12:30,749
- Why was he naked at work?
1956
01:12:30,751 --> 01:12:31,884
- He wasn't naked.
- He wasn't.
1957
01:12:31,886 --> 01:12:32,818
- He wasn't.
- He was not naked.
1958
01:12:32,820 --> 01:12:34,153
- We asked the same thing.
1959
01:12:34,155 --> 01:12:35,788
- He was wearing sweatpants.
- Good question.
1960
01:12:35,790 --> 01:12:36,689
- He worked at Lavashe
Restaurant in Beverly Hills.
1961
01:12:36,691 --> 01:12:37,388
- So he had to go
under the waistband.
1962
01:12:37,390 --> 01:12:38,757
- He was wearing sweats at work
1963
01:12:38,759 --> 01:12:40,458
and he alleges that Antonio-
1964
01:12:40,460 --> 01:12:42,161
- Pulled the, pulled the
dick and snapped it back.
1965
01:12:42,163 --> 01:12:43,796
- There's no way that happened.
1966
01:12:43,798 --> 01:12:45,463
- He pulled the dick and
snapped it back, that's what-
1967
01:12:45,465 --> 01:12:46,699
- Is this the same Fred Zurtz,
1968
01:12:46,701 --> 01:12:49,434
who was picked up
for masturbating
1969
01:12:49,436 --> 01:12:50,603
in Hollywood on Tuesday?
1970
01:12:51,772 --> 01:12:53,172
- It is a, it is
a, it was actually-
1971
01:12:53,174 --> 01:12:54,807
- I do not believe so, no.
1972
01:12:54,809 --> 01:12:56,508
- That is a different-
- What a waste of our time.
1973
01:12:56,510 --> 01:12:58,110
- It's not a waste of your time.
1974
01:12:58,112 --> 01:13:00,179
- That's number two, we've got
plenty, just wait, buckle up.
1975
01:13:00,181 --> 01:13:02,948
- There was a sex tape.
1976
01:13:02,950 --> 01:13:03,983
- Oh, my gosh.
1977
01:13:03,985 --> 01:13:04,984
- We don't have-
1978
01:13:04,986 --> 01:13:06,151
- Show it to us.
1979
01:13:06,153 --> 01:13:07,452
- We do not have-
1980
01:13:07,454 --> 01:13:08,187
- You wanna see it?
- We, we-
1981
01:13:08,189 --> 01:13:09,121
- Who else wants to see it?
1982
01:13:09,123 --> 01:13:10,823
- We don't have a sex tape.
1983
01:13:10,825 --> 01:13:13,491
- So, now you're accusing
someone of making a sex tape
1984
01:13:13,493 --> 01:13:14,593
and saying you have
it in your possession.
1985
01:13:14,595 --> 01:13:15,961
- No.
- Show it to us.
1986
01:13:15,963 --> 01:13:17,196
- Okay.
1987
01:13:17,198 --> 01:13:18,631
- Whoa, that's a
little loud, okay.
1988
01:13:18,633 --> 01:13:19,565
- He's gonna play it,
he's gonna play it.
1989
01:13:19,567 --> 01:13:20,833
- That's insane.
1990
01:13:20,835 --> 01:13:21,834
- Dude, that's not
even a deep fake,
1991
01:13:21,836 --> 01:13:22,668
it's just a fake.
1992
01:13:22,670 --> 01:13:24,036
- It's a deep real.
1993
01:13:24,038 --> 01:13:25,104
- You guys are clowns.
- We're clowns.
1994
01:13:25,106 --> 01:13:26,739
- You're a clown,
you're a clown.
1995
01:13:26,741 --> 01:13:27,740
- You're a fucking clown.
- You're a clown, don't swear.
1996
01:13:27,742 --> 01:13:28,574
- You're a fucking clown.
1997
01:13:28,576 --> 01:13:30,042
- You're a clown.
1998
01:13:30,044 --> 01:13:30,743
- Those glasses, you look
like a fuckin' clown.
1999
01:13:30,745 --> 01:13:31,442
What's everybody laughing at.
2000
01:13:31,444 --> 01:13:32,344
No, you're all fuckin' clowns.
2001
01:13:32,346 --> 01:13:34,213
Because we're doing
your job up here.
2002
01:13:34,215 --> 01:13:35,648
You think this is fun for us?
2003
01:13:35,650 --> 01:13:37,049
You think we like
doing this? No.
2004
01:13:37,051 --> 01:13:38,751
- What you're doing is wrong.
2005
01:13:38,753 --> 01:13:39,718
- But you know what what
you do is wrong, Jessica.
2006
01:13:39,720 --> 01:13:40,886
Every time I fucking see you-
2007
01:13:40,888 --> 01:13:41,887
- Get out of my face.
2008
01:13:41,889 --> 01:13:44,523
- Jesus, come on, Jess.
- Oh!
2009
01:13:44,525 --> 01:13:45,557
- Are you okay?
2010
01:13:45,559 --> 01:13:46,959
Are you okay?
2011
01:13:46,961 --> 01:13:47,960
Are you okay?
2012
01:13:49,130 --> 01:13:50,729
- Yes, I'm okay.
- It doesn't matter.
2013
01:13:50,731 --> 01:13:51,897
- You.
- Come on, guys.
2014
01:13:51,899 --> 01:13:53,668
- Didn't even hurt.
2015
01:13:55,002 --> 01:13:56,568
And I have to go to the
bathroom, and that's,
2016
01:13:56,570 --> 01:13:57,670
and it didn't hurt.
2017
01:13:57,672 --> 01:13:59,772
- Simon, Simon, wait.
2018
01:13:59,774 --> 01:14:01,840
This press conference
is over, Simon.
2019
01:14:01,842 --> 01:14:04,475
Simon, Simon, wait.
- No!
2020
01:14:04,477 --> 01:14:05,544
- Simon.
2021
01:14:05,546 --> 01:14:07,680
Simon, We're fine.
2022
01:14:07,682 --> 01:14:08,681
Simon, listen to me.
2023
01:14:08,683 --> 01:14:10,182
- You know what,
2024
01:14:10,184 --> 01:14:11,050
we're fuckin' losers.
- No, don't say that.
2025
01:14:11,052 --> 01:14:13,054
- No, no, no, no, oh, God.
2026
01:14:23,864 --> 01:14:26,600
- I'm sorry,
I need my mom.
2027
01:14:29,003 --> 01:14:30,202
- Simon.
2028
01:14:30,204 --> 01:14:31,203
Simon.
2029
01:14:31,205 --> 01:14:32,073
Agh!
2030
01:14:34,875 --> 01:14:37,044
Enough of the fuckin' movie.
2031
01:14:40,915 --> 01:14:43,882
I know you, I know you.
2032
01:14:43,884 --> 01:14:47,186
Yeah, Antonio
Kelly-Zhang won by a lot.
2033
01:14:47,188 --> 01:14:49,922
Did I enjoy watching
him do a little skit
2034
01:14:49,924 --> 01:14:51,924
at the Oscars with
Jeremy Rinner,
2035
01:14:51,926 --> 01:14:54,026
my favorite Avenger, no.
2036
01:14:54,028 --> 01:14:56,061
I've been doing
so much reflection
2037
01:14:56,063 --> 01:14:59,832
and, and working
on myself so much
2038
01:14:59,834 --> 01:15:01,800
and trying to figure out
how I can still deliver
2039
01:15:01,802 --> 01:15:04,803
the truth to people and
luckily I figured out
2040
01:15:04,805 --> 01:15:06,140
the perfect way.
2041
01:15:07,942 --> 01:15:09,243
Podcast, I started
my own podcast.
2042
01:15:12,046 --> 01:15:14,613
- Welcome back to
"Maximum Truth Cast,"
2043
01:15:14,615 --> 01:15:16,048
the only podcast
where we discuss
2044
01:15:16,050 --> 01:15:18,817
what's actually going
on in our country.
2045
01:15:18,819 --> 01:15:21,754
We are streaming audio,
we are streaming video
2046
01:15:21,756 --> 01:15:24,656
and I'm going to beg
you to please subscribe
2047
01:15:24,658 --> 01:15:26,325
to my channel.
2048
01:15:26,327 --> 01:15:30,295
Okay, every time I put out
one of these videos, ah, shit.
2049
01:15:30,297 --> 01:15:31,663
- What happened?
2050
01:15:31,665 --> 01:15:34,600
- Damn power cord
finally gave out on me.
2051
01:15:34,602 --> 01:15:37,336
Does anyone feel like
going to Radio Shack?
2052
01:15:37,338 --> 01:15:40,239
Marco and I are actually not
working together anymore,
2053
01:15:40,241 --> 01:15:43,709
which is, uh, yeah,
sad to be honest.
2054
01:15:43,711 --> 01:15:46,879
He was a really great employee.
2055
01:15:46,881 --> 01:15:49,715
I mean, I still see him nonstop.
2056
01:15:49,717 --> 01:15:52,351
Literally refused to
move out, he squatted.
2057
01:15:52,353 --> 01:15:54,620
And financially we both realized
2058
01:15:54,622 --> 01:15:56,955
it made more sense to
stay roommates, you know.
2059
01:15:56,957 --> 01:15:58,959
And I gotta say,
Andre's a nice guy.
2060
01:16:00,961 --> 01:16:02,094
Have Simon and I been talking?
2061
01:16:02,096 --> 01:16:05,964
We have spoken, we have
texted, we've emailed, DMs,
2062
01:16:05,966 --> 01:16:10,002
but we have not seen each
other since the hotel,
2063
01:16:10,004 --> 01:16:13,074
since, uh, the incident.
2064
01:16:14,975 --> 01:16:17,845
When I, when I got
pushed on the stairs.
2065
01:16:19,213 --> 01:16:22,583
We are in Ontario Valley
minimum security prison.
2066
01:16:24,218 --> 01:16:27,152
I've spent a lot of times
in prisons, unfortunately.
2067
01:16:27,154 --> 01:16:29,755
'Cause of clients
and some friends
2068
01:16:29,757 --> 01:16:32,658
and, uh, one family member.
2069
01:16:32,660 --> 01:16:34,126
- So, basically what
happened was these guys
2070
01:16:34,128 --> 01:16:35,327
that I partnered up
with on Shredded,
2071
01:16:35,329 --> 01:16:37,863
put something in
one of the batches,
2072
01:16:37,865 --> 01:16:39,331
some kind of additive,
2073
01:16:39,333 --> 01:16:41,834
I think it was consistent
with methamphetamine,
2074
01:16:41,836 --> 01:16:43,202
I don't really know, but, uh,
2075
01:16:43,204 --> 01:16:44,736
yeah, a bunch of people got sick
2076
01:16:44,738 --> 01:16:46,905
and guess who got charged?
2077
01:16:46,907 --> 01:16:49,376
This guy. Seven months.
2078
01:16:50,911 --> 01:16:52,911
- There he is, my man.
- Hey.
2079
01:16:52,913 --> 01:16:54,847
- Come on, give me a hug.
2080
01:16:54,849 --> 01:16:56,081
- I'm not allowed to go
past the yellow line,
2081
01:16:56,083 --> 01:16:57,316
you gotta come here.
2082
01:16:57,318 --> 01:16:58,984
- Oh, oh, yeah,
okay, no problem.
2083
01:16:58,986 --> 01:17:00,752
Come on.
2084
01:17:00,754 --> 01:17:01,920
- What's going on, Rick.
2085
01:17:01,922 --> 01:17:02,988
- No touching.
2086
01:17:02,990 --> 01:17:03,822
- Yeah.
- Sorry.
2087
01:17:03,824 --> 01:17:05,057
- Sorry about that.
2088
01:17:05,059 --> 01:17:06,258
- Sit down.
2089
01:17:06,260 --> 01:17:08,861
- Welcome.
- Huh?
2090
01:17:08,863 --> 01:17:10,429
- You look incredible.
- I know.
2091
01:17:10,431 --> 01:17:12,297
- Maybe I should go to prison.
2092
01:17:12,299 --> 01:17:14,066
- Hey, prison looks
good on some people.
2093
01:17:14,068 --> 01:17:15,367
- It does.
2094
01:17:15,369 --> 01:17:17,002
- You bring what I asked for?
2095
01:17:17,004 --> 01:17:18,036
- I did.
2096
01:17:18,038 --> 01:17:19,271
So, here's the deal.
- Yeah.
2097
01:17:19,273 --> 01:17:20,439
- It's in my left
sock and I think
2098
01:17:20,441 --> 01:17:22,207
you should start
sneezing or something
2099
01:17:22,209 --> 01:17:24,943
and then I can, when that
guard walks past us again
2100
01:17:24,945 --> 01:17:26,145
I'm gonna just do
a little hand off.
2101
01:17:26,147 --> 01:17:27,079
- Oh, there's literally
no need to do that.
2102
01:17:27,081 --> 01:17:29,281
It's a minimum security,
a detention center,
2103
01:17:29,283 --> 01:17:31,016
you can just pass it to me.
2104
01:17:31,018 --> 01:17:32,151
- Oh-
2105
01:17:32,153 --> 01:17:32,951
- You're allowed to
get stuff, right.
2106
01:17:32,953 --> 01:17:34,753
- Here we go.
2107
01:17:34,755 --> 01:17:35,888
This was unnecessary.
2108
01:17:35,890 --> 01:17:37,789
- Yeah, you wear your big socks.
2109
01:17:37,791 --> 01:17:39,458
- Big socks to bring
you chicken breasts
2110
01:17:39,460 --> 01:17:41,226
as requested right there.
2111
01:17:41,228 --> 01:17:43,795
- Those are, uh, those are
raw, those are pretty raw.
2112
01:17:43,797 --> 01:17:44,830
- Yeah.
2113
01:17:44,832 --> 01:17:46,231
- You didn't cook them?
2114
01:17:46,233 --> 01:17:47,466
- Did you want me to?
2115
01:17:47,468 --> 01:17:48,901
- Yeah, I can't
cook them in here.
2116
01:17:48,903 --> 01:17:51,803
What do you think I have
like a fuckin' stove?
2117
01:17:51,805 --> 01:17:52,437
- Oh, my God.
- Olive oil.
2118
01:17:52,439 --> 01:17:54,072
- I am so sorry.
2119
01:17:54,074 --> 01:17:56,074
Okay, here's the deal. I'm
gonna put them back in my sock.
2120
01:17:56,076 --> 01:17:57,075
- No, no, no.
- I'll bring them back.
2121
01:17:57,077 --> 01:17:58,777
- Honestly, it's not worth it
2122
01:17:58,779 --> 01:18:00,779
and I'm kind of desperate. I'll,
I can put it in the toilet,
2123
01:18:00,781 --> 01:18:02,147
it might be cold
enough, they might keep.
2124
01:18:02,149 --> 01:18:04,483
Fine, I'll figure
it out, you know.
2125
01:18:04,485 --> 01:18:06,118
I actually wanna talk
to you about something
2126
01:18:06,120 --> 01:18:08,754
that I didn't really
wanna say over the phone,
2127
01:18:08,756 --> 01:18:11,089
but-
- I'm listening.
2128
01:18:11,091 --> 01:18:13,125
- Yeah, yeah, it's just
kind of too important.
2129
01:18:13,127 --> 01:18:15,294
- Yeah, go for it.
2130
01:18:15,296 --> 01:18:16,997
- So, I been doing
some thinking.
2131
01:18:18,799 --> 01:18:20,299
I met this guy in
here named Uri.
2132
01:18:20,301 --> 01:18:24,169
Used to be special
forces in Belarus, okay?
2133
01:18:24,171 --> 01:18:26,004
- Oh, Belarus.
2134
01:18:26,006 --> 01:18:28,207
- His brother-in-law,
this guy named Ivan
2135
01:18:28,209 --> 01:18:30,177
runs a bunch of tire
centers in the valley.
2136
01:18:31,145 --> 01:18:32,311
So, we're talking deep pockets.
2137
01:18:32,313 --> 01:18:34,213
- Oh, yeah, he's got tire money.
2138
01:18:34,215 --> 01:18:35,948
- Yeah, yeah. I'm thinking
he makes the perfect bank
2139
01:18:35,950 --> 01:18:36,815
when we set up our new shop.
2140
01:18:36,817 --> 01:18:39,351
- Oh, yeah.
2141
01:18:39,353 --> 01:18:40,986
- You know what I'm saying?
2142
01:18:40,988 --> 01:18:43,424
Dude, the day I get outta here,
2143
01:18:44,825 --> 01:18:46,258
we start our new outfit,
2144
01:18:46,260 --> 01:18:48,126
full scale
intelligence operation.
2145
01:18:48,128 --> 01:18:50,530
I'm talking like, like
a whole nother level.
2146
01:18:50,532 --> 01:18:52,164
These fucks are never gonna
know what hit 'em, huh?
2147
01:18:52,166 --> 01:18:53,432
- Yes.
2148
01:18:53,434 --> 01:18:55,434
- We're gonna take
those dudes down.
2149
01:18:55,436 --> 01:18:56,902
Those fucks who
fuckin' embarrassed us.
2150
01:18:56,904 --> 01:18:58,136
- No, no, no, no, hey, listen.
2151
01:18:58,138 --> 01:19:00,372
This sounds amazing.
- Revenge mission.
2152
01:19:00,374 --> 01:19:02,508
- You're doing a lot
of planning, huh?
2153
01:19:02,510 --> 01:19:03,543
- Yeah, dude.
2154
01:19:03,545 --> 01:19:06,812
- Well, I'm, I'm down.
- Yeah?
2155
01:19:06,814 --> 01:19:08,013
- Of course, man.
2156
01:19:08,015 --> 01:19:09,381
We get to get the
team back together,
2157
01:19:09,383 --> 01:19:10,816
get the band back together.
2158
01:19:10,818 --> 01:19:12,050
- Get that band,
yeah, rock and roll.
2159
01:19:12,052 --> 01:19:13,318
- Not the team, the
band back together.
2160
01:19:13,320 --> 01:19:14,319
- All right, well,
listen, I got, uh,
2161
01:19:14,321 --> 01:19:15,887
I got pottery in about
five minutes, but, um-
2162
01:19:15,889 --> 01:19:16,955
- Oh, wow, pottery.
2163
01:19:16,957 --> 01:19:18,156
Sounds good.
2164
01:19:18,158 --> 01:19:19,024
- It was good to
see you, though.
2165
01:19:19,026 --> 01:19:22,396
Come on, come on,
give me a goodbye.
2166
01:19:24,932 --> 01:19:26,298
- Whoo!
- Why not.
2167
01:19:26,300 --> 01:19:27,466
- No touching.
2168
01:19:27,468 --> 01:19:28,400
- Sorry.
- All right.
2169
01:19:28,402 --> 01:19:29,537
- That was our first good one.
2170
01:19:31,338 --> 01:19:32,838
- Be good.
2171
01:19:32,840 --> 01:19:33,405
- I miss you, don't
forget your chicken.
2172
01:19:33,407 --> 01:19:34,574
- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
2173
01:19:34,576 --> 01:19:35,841
- Are you sure you
don't want me to cook it
2174
01:19:35,843 --> 01:19:36,475
and bring it back?
2175
01:19:36,477 --> 01:19:37,309
- No, this is better.
2176
01:19:37,311 --> 01:19:38,143
This'll be better.
2177
01:19:38,145 --> 01:19:39,845
- Okay.
- Yeah.
2178
01:19:39,847 --> 01:19:41,113
- If one thing, I think raw,
it might be more protein.
2179
01:19:41,115 --> 01:19:42,848
I think cooking it
burns off the protein.
2180
01:19:42,850 --> 01:19:44,182
Let's try it.
2181
01:19:44,184 --> 01:19:45,219
- Cook that chicken.
2182
01:19:51,358 --> 01:19:53,060
- How
was it seeing Simon?
2183
01:19:53,927 --> 01:19:54,928
- It was fine.
2184
01:19:56,430 --> 01:19:58,930
I just don't think
Simon's learned anything.
2185
01:19:58,932 --> 01:20:03,037
You know, I ,
I hope he's okay.
2186
01:20:05,072 --> 01:20:06,104
It's a tough world out there
2187
01:20:06,106 --> 01:20:07,274
and he's just a kid.
2188
01:20:09,511 --> 01:20:10,377
I wish him the best.
2189
01:20:12,212 --> 01:20:14,246
- So, you're not
gonna work with him again?
2190
01:20:14,248 --> 01:20:17,049
- Oh, no, for sure I am, yeah.
2191
01:20:17,051 --> 01:20:18,317
No, I mean, you gotta
stay in the game.
2192
01:20:18,319 --> 01:20:19,987
You know, when you
stay in the game,
2193
01:20:21,221 --> 01:20:21,853
I'm working with great people
2194
01:20:21,855 --> 01:20:24,389
and you just keep talking
2195
01:20:24,391 --> 01:20:26,260
and if you talk long enough,
2196
01:20:27,094 --> 01:20:28,429
your message will get out.
2197
01:20:30,397 --> 01:20:31,365
- What
is your message?
2198
01:20:33,267 --> 01:20:34,935
- Whatever I'm
paid to say it is.
2199
01:20:36,538 --> 01:20:37,938
And I'll say it with pride.
2200
01:20:40,107 --> 01:20:43,609
Oh, uh-oh.
2201
01:20:43,611 --> 01:20:46,411
I got a little pickup.
2202
01:20:46,413 --> 01:20:48,080
- How you you
been driving for Uber?
2203
01:20:48,082 --> 01:20:50,550
- Uh, three months.
2204
01:20:50,552 --> 01:20:51,450
I love it.
2205
01:20:51,452 --> 01:20:52,652
Love it, great company.
2206
01:20:52,654 --> 01:20:54,421
Only company I
will ever work for.
2207
01:20:57,958 --> 01:20:59,925
Where the hell am I?
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