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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:01:54,625 --> 00:01:56,375 That damn mistral wind! 4 00:02:06,041 --> 00:02:07,708 Damn chewing-gum! 5 00:02:07,875 --> 00:02:11,458 Unbelievable! He thinks my feet are a trashcan! 6 00:02:18,500 --> 00:02:20,208 Nasty! 7 00:02:29,125 --> 00:02:30,333 Julien! 8 00:02:34,583 --> 00:02:35,916 Julien! 9 00:02:44,208 --> 00:02:47,375 Julien, the coffee's ready! 10 00:03:05,041 --> 00:03:06,625 If his poor mother saw this... 11 00:03:07,416 --> 00:03:10,541 Julien! The coffee was hot, 12 00:03:10,708 --> 00:03:12,041 but now, it's cold! 13 00:03:12,125 --> 00:03:14,666 - Shut up! - Hello there, Charlie. 14 00:03:14,750 --> 00:03:16,250 You're the postman! 15 00:03:16,333 --> 00:03:17,333 Here. 16 00:03:19,458 --> 00:03:22,583 That's disgusting! I'd rather have some seeds. Some seeds! 17 00:03:23,541 --> 00:03:26,208 Charlie, how do I wake up that slacker? 18 00:03:29,250 --> 00:03:30,375 It's time! 19 00:03:35,416 --> 00:03:37,708 Young people aren't what they used to be. 20 00:03:40,708 --> 00:03:42,625 Julien! 21 00:04:00,833 --> 00:04:03,541 - Hi, dad. - What am I, chopped liver? 22 00:04:03,625 --> 00:04:04,625 Hi, Charlie. 23 00:04:08,833 --> 00:04:10,291 Do you know what time it is? 24 00:04:10,375 --> 00:04:12,750 Don't worry, I'll still get there before you. 25 00:04:19,750 --> 00:04:21,166 Civil servant! 26 00:04:23,541 --> 00:04:27,208 Oh, that clock, I don't give a damn about it! 27 00:04:52,708 --> 00:04:53,708 Hey, Robin! 28 00:04:54,625 --> 00:04:56,958 You're starting the day a bit late. 29 00:04:57,125 --> 00:05:00,750 Jean-Claude, can't you quiet down that damn machine? 30 00:05:00,833 --> 00:05:02,458 You're polluting the air, 31 00:05:02,541 --> 00:05:05,000 and you're destroying my eardrums! 32 00:05:05,166 --> 00:05:07,291 You're annoying with that ecology stuff. 33 00:05:07,458 --> 00:05:09,416 Annoying, am I? 34 00:05:09,500 --> 00:05:11,208 Well, if I were a cop, 35 00:05:11,291 --> 00:05:14,000 I'd give you a fine for noise pollution! 36 00:05:14,083 --> 00:05:17,458 And not a small one. It'll make you turn bright red! 37 00:05:18,250 --> 00:05:21,500 I don't know about turning red. Your farmhouse turned green! 38 00:05:21,583 --> 00:05:23,375 There, have a look. 39 00:05:24,250 --> 00:05:25,250 Oh, shit! 40 00:05:26,416 --> 00:05:29,583 It was red, and now it's green... 41 00:05:30,500 --> 00:05:32,333 Well, well... 42 00:05:53,500 --> 00:05:55,500 Well, dad? You hanging around? 43 00:05:55,583 --> 00:05:57,791 Cut it out, leave me alone! 44 00:06:37,666 --> 00:06:39,416 POST OFFICE 45 00:06:49,250 --> 00:06:51,708 - There you are, dad. - Yes, Julien. 46 00:06:51,791 --> 00:06:54,375 Finish your work and you'll get a medal. 47 00:06:55,875 --> 00:06:57,250 Hello, kids. 48 00:06:57,333 --> 00:06:59,083 Hi, Robin. 49 00:07:00,041 --> 00:07:02,458 - Hi, Gandolf. - Hi, Robin. 50 00:07:03,250 --> 00:07:04,416 Well, Galoubet? 51 00:07:05,583 --> 00:07:07,333 - You're sorting? - Someone has to. 52 00:07:09,166 --> 00:07:10,625 Well then! 53 00:07:11,291 --> 00:07:14,458 - Hello, Mr. Faliert. - Hello, Robin. 54 00:07:14,541 --> 00:07:18,041 - What brings you here today? - The Western wind. 55 00:07:18,125 --> 00:07:19,166 "The Western wind?" 56 00:07:19,916 --> 00:07:22,958 - So, we're going for green now? - That's right... green. 57 00:07:23,041 --> 00:07:26,500 The color of the president of the Var region's ecological movement. 58 00:07:28,791 --> 00:07:29,791 Galoubet! 59 00:07:30,708 --> 00:07:31,708 Be careful. 60 00:07:32,791 --> 00:07:35,166 Plus, it's an official letter for the mayor. 61 00:07:36,125 --> 00:07:38,875 - Sorry, it's my wrist, boss. - It's fine. 62 00:07:38,958 --> 00:07:40,458 Thanks, boss. 63 00:07:40,541 --> 00:07:43,291 Robin. Start your round at the town hall. 64 00:07:43,375 --> 00:07:47,250 That's perfect, it just so happens I've got a bone to pick with the mayor. 65 00:07:47,333 --> 00:07:50,791 - You won't take the car? - No. I prefer my bike. 66 00:07:51,791 --> 00:07:53,500 Sure, that might make you laugh... 67 00:07:53,666 --> 00:07:58,583 But I do everything I can so this village doesn't become a dumpster! 68 00:08:01,583 --> 00:08:04,000 Galoubet... Come on, be careful. 69 00:08:32,083 --> 00:08:35,000 Hey! Julien, I've already warned you! 70 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:01,125 Give me a kiss! 71 00:09:01,916 --> 00:09:03,083 Hello. 72 00:09:03,166 --> 00:09:04,291 - You alright? - Yes. 73 00:09:04,375 --> 00:09:05,958 - Hi, how are you? - Fine, and you? 74 00:09:07,125 --> 00:09:08,291 See you later, then. 75 00:09:16,833 --> 00:09:19,250 I don't mind you squeezing me, but not like that! 76 00:09:19,333 --> 00:09:20,333 Here. 77 00:09:21,166 --> 00:09:24,041 - With you, anytime, anywhere! - And if Nicole agrees. 78 00:09:24,125 --> 00:09:25,708 Hey, you! Move your ass! 79 00:09:31,583 --> 00:09:32,833 Hey, Mr. Police Officer, 80 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:34,708 see how fresh my sea bream is? 81 00:09:34,791 --> 00:09:38,541 - It's like it's speaking to you. - I can hear it, alright! 82 00:09:38,625 --> 00:09:39,666 What's it saying? 83 00:09:39,750 --> 00:09:43,625 Your fresh sea bream is saying it hasn't seen the sea in a long time! 84 00:09:43,708 --> 00:09:47,083 You old good for nothing! Damn crazy bastard! 85 00:09:47,166 --> 00:09:49,458 Why don't you look in a mirror? 86 00:09:49,625 --> 00:09:53,000 - Robin, where are you going? - I've got a bone to pick with the mayor. 87 00:09:59,166 --> 00:10:01,041 - Mr. Police Office. - Yes, kiddo? 88 00:10:01,208 --> 00:10:03,208 - I've lost my mom. - How'd that happen? 89 00:10:03,291 --> 00:10:06,250 I went to buy some ice cream and then she was gone. 90 00:10:06,333 --> 00:10:07,833 What does your mom look like? 91 00:10:07,916 --> 00:10:11,666 She's a brunette, tall, pretty, nice, and doesn't stop yelling at dad. 92 00:10:12,666 --> 00:10:14,625 - What's your name? - Virginie. 93 00:10:15,875 --> 00:10:18,500 Come on, Virginie, let's go find your mom. 94 00:10:20,125 --> 00:10:22,833 - Never mind, she's right over there! - Which one is she? 95 00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:25,166 The one kissing that sailor. 96 00:10:40,583 --> 00:10:43,416 After this meeting, I've got eight marriages so hurry up. 97 00:10:44,166 --> 00:10:45,666 So, first matter to discuss... 98 00:10:46,708 --> 00:10:49,333 Oh, yes... Mr. Sahada's request for a building permit. 99 00:10:49,416 --> 00:10:51,000 - Everyone agree? - Yes, fine. 100 00:10:51,083 --> 00:10:53,416 No one opposes? Good, that's sorted. 101 00:10:53,500 --> 00:10:54,791 There we go. 102 00:10:55,666 --> 00:11:00,125 Moving on, now. We have... The supermarket's expansion permit. 103 00:11:00,208 --> 00:11:02,333 That would kill all small businesses! 104 00:11:02,500 --> 00:11:06,166 It won't kill anything! Plus, they'll hire 40 more people. 105 00:11:07,125 --> 00:11:09,666 That's a strong argument for the election. 106 00:11:09,750 --> 00:11:13,291 The fight against unemployment is very trendy. 107 00:11:13,375 --> 00:11:14,958 Right, no problem. 108 00:11:16,083 --> 00:11:17,916 - So... - Wait a minute. 109 00:11:45,125 --> 00:11:47,583 - Robin, the Mayor is busy. - Doing what, exactly? 110 00:11:47,666 --> 00:11:50,333 City council meeting, it's not the time to bother her. 111 00:11:50,416 --> 00:11:53,750 - It's the perfect time to bother her! - Robin, don't go in there! 112 00:11:54,625 --> 00:11:58,416 I'm not going in there, Miss Janine... I'm slipping in! 113 00:12:02,416 --> 00:12:03,583 Hi, everyone! 114 00:12:05,583 --> 00:12:08,833 - Hello, Chantal. - Look who's dropped by for a visit. 115 00:12:09,791 --> 00:12:12,125 Robin, the nuisance, Bellefeuille, the postman, 116 00:12:12,208 --> 00:12:15,833 or Robin Bellefeuille, the president of the ecological club. 117 00:12:15,916 --> 00:12:16,916 It's all three! 118 00:12:18,750 --> 00:12:23,750 There's no point asking if you know what color my house is this morning! 119 00:12:23,833 --> 00:12:27,375 - Where's the wind blowing from? - Seems like a western wind. 120 00:12:27,458 --> 00:12:31,250 - Yes, it's from the west! - Your house is green, then! Right? 121 00:12:31,333 --> 00:12:36,166 You guessed right, Mr. Deputy Mayor! It's green because of the western wind! 122 00:12:36,333 --> 00:12:39,333 I'm sick and tired of living in a chameleon house! 123 00:12:40,458 --> 00:12:42,458 When the mistral wind blows, like today, 124 00:12:42,541 --> 00:12:47,208 I get all the red dust from the La Garde-Freinet Brickwork. 125 00:12:47,291 --> 00:12:51,250 Now, it's the western wind, so all the green dust covers my house! 126 00:12:51,333 --> 00:12:53,458 It comes from the dye factory. 127 00:12:53,541 --> 00:12:57,583 My house is white when east wind carries dust from the Gassin cement plant. 128 00:12:57,666 --> 00:13:01,708 And it turns black when the Sirocco wind blows over my rooftop 129 00:13:01,791 --> 00:13:05,250 smoke from the factory that burns all that garbage. 130 00:13:06,166 --> 00:13:07,833 So... 131 00:13:07,916 --> 00:13:08,916 I ask you... 132 00:13:10,541 --> 00:13:12,500 what do you intend to do about it? 133 00:13:12,583 --> 00:13:13,833 Nothing. 134 00:13:14,916 --> 00:13:18,166 Of course we'll do something. We could move you to the city, sir. 135 00:13:18,250 --> 00:13:20,458 To the Rainbow apartment complex. 136 00:13:23,791 --> 00:13:27,000 Hey! You call me "sir" now, Mister Mayor? 137 00:13:27,083 --> 00:13:28,875 We almost got married 25 years ago, 138 00:13:28,958 --> 00:13:32,958 and now you call me "sir", like I'm a stranger! 139 00:13:33,041 --> 00:13:35,083 Yeah, that was a close shave! 140 00:13:35,166 --> 00:13:37,958 The mad euphoria of the 60s! 141 00:13:38,041 --> 00:13:42,291 Robin, old pal, we're fed up with you and your ecology problems. 142 00:13:42,375 --> 00:13:47,666 - Enough, already! - Yeah, Robin, let's be serious here! 143 00:13:47,750 --> 00:13:50,375 Business is business for the good of the people. 144 00:13:50,458 --> 00:13:53,375 Ecology is nice and all, but 145 00:13:53,458 --> 00:13:56,875 it's not the main issue of the day. 146 00:13:57,791 --> 00:13:59,625 I'm warning you all! 147 00:13:59,708 --> 00:14:04,208 I'm at war with the chicken cages you're trying to build all over the place! 148 00:14:04,291 --> 00:14:09,541 Against all the noise and toxins, polluting sidewalks, trees, and the sea! 149 00:14:09,625 --> 00:14:12,541 And moral pollution, while you're at it! 150 00:14:12,625 --> 00:14:16,041 Right, if all the people whose morals are polluted 151 00:14:16,125 --> 00:14:19,041 had to go confess, the church would be full 152 00:14:19,125 --> 00:14:21,000 and the city council would be empty! 153 00:14:21,083 --> 00:14:22,583 Robin, come on now. 154 00:14:24,416 --> 00:14:26,500 I'm going to shove my foot up your ass. 155 00:14:27,958 --> 00:14:29,375 Don't hurt me too much, 156 00:14:29,458 --> 00:14:33,250 otherwise, I'll be limping the day our kids get married. 157 00:14:33,333 --> 00:14:34,500 Our kids? 158 00:14:35,500 --> 00:14:38,041 Your son isn't with my daughter yet. 159 00:14:39,416 --> 00:14:42,833 She's turning 18 in 28 days. 160 00:14:42,916 --> 00:14:45,541 She won't need your permission anymore! 161 00:14:47,625 --> 00:14:48,625 Nicolas! 162 00:14:49,625 --> 00:14:50,708 Nicolas! 163 00:14:51,500 --> 00:14:52,500 Yes, ma'am? 164 00:14:52,666 --> 00:14:56,166 Get this citizen out of here before I throw him out of the country! 165 00:14:59,875 --> 00:15:04,000 In the movies, there's nothing better than a kick-in-the-ass, pie-in-the-face joke. 166 00:15:04,083 --> 00:15:06,875 Charlie Chaplin and De Funès were real experts! 167 00:15:06,958 --> 00:15:09,750 Well, let me tell you... Apart from Marilyn Monroe, 168 00:15:09,833 --> 00:15:12,666 I don't see anything cool about movies. 169 00:15:12,750 --> 00:15:16,708 Let me explain. There are 32 ways of giving a good kick in the ass. 170 00:15:16,791 --> 00:15:19,458 To throw a pie in the face, it's all in the wrist. 171 00:15:20,375 --> 00:15:21,791 Here... 172 00:15:21,875 --> 00:15:22,875 Watch this! 173 00:15:27,708 --> 00:15:31,000 Hey, Mr. Film Buff, ever seen Chaplin unemployed? 174 00:15:31,083 --> 00:15:32,333 Why? 175 00:15:39,458 --> 00:15:40,458 Mail's here! 176 00:15:40,541 --> 00:15:42,875 I'll show you for making fun of me! 177 00:15:45,625 --> 00:15:46,625 Gag! 178 00:15:54,708 --> 00:15:56,875 - Hi, Dominique. - Hi, Robin. 179 00:15:57,041 --> 00:15:58,000 Yes, Mr. Mayor. 180 00:15:58,875 --> 00:16:02,250 No, don't worry. We'll handle it. 181 00:16:02,333 --> 00:16:03,333 Yes? 182 00:16:04,166 --> 00:16:05,166 Yes. 183 00:16:06,083 --> 00:16:09,125 - I had to get the parts in Toulon-- - Hi, Lambert. 184 00:16:09,208 --> 00:16:10,208 Hi, Robin. 185 00:16:11,208 --> 00:16:13,083 A turbo's not easy, you know. 186 00:16:13,166 --> 00:16:14,166 Yes. 187 00:16:15,208 --> 00:16:16,375 Yes, Mr. Dantec. 188 00:16:17,375 --> 00:16:20,166 - What is it? - A registered letter. 189 00:16:20,250 --> 00:16:23,708 - Probably the tax collector. - Oh, shit! No, not you, Mr. Dantec! 190 00:16:24,916 --> 00:16:25,916 Yes. 191 00:16:27,208 --> 00:16:30,250 For seven o'clock? Wait, I'll check. 192 00:16:31,208 --> 00:16:32,708 - Dominique! - Coming! 193 00:16:35,083 --> 00:16:37,458 - Yes, Mr. Lambert? - Mr. Dantec's car... 194 00:16:37,541 --> 00:16:39,166 Will it be ready by 7:00 p.m.? 195 00:16:39,250 --> 00:16:41,333 Sure, no problem. It's almost ready. 196 00:16:41,416 --> 00:16:42,666 It's quite a bombshell! 197 00:16:46,875 --> 00:16:48,583 Well, it was a bombshell... 198 00:16:48,666 --> 00:16:49,666 And now? 199 00:16:51,166 --> 00:16:53,291 Now, it's more of a barbecued hot dog. 200 00:16:54,166 --> 00:16:56,958 Right, I'm leaving. It's too noisy here. 201 00:16:57,916 --> 00:16:59,333 And it smells like trouble. 202 00:17:00,416 --> 00:17:02,958 Get out! Get out, I said! 203 00:17:03,041 --> 00:17:05,208 You're fired! 204 00:17:09,916 --> 00:17:11,666 - Hello. - Hello. 205 00:17:13,041 --> 00:17:14,333 Fix your heel? 206 00:17:14,416 --> 00:17:17,416 For a pretty lady like you, we can do that right away. 207 00:17:46,791 --> 00:17:48,833 - Hi, Robin. - Hi, Coraline. 208 00:17:51,208 --> 00:17:52,208 Here. 209 00:17:53,208 --> 00:17:55,458 - Hi, Robin. - I've got a letter for Isabelle. 210 00:17:55,541 --> 00:17:57,458 Give it to me, I'll show it to her. 211 00:17:59,125 --> 00:18:00,583 - Thanks. - Ciao! 212 00:18:09,625 --> 00:18:11,791 - My father! - Oh my God! 213 00:18:22,375 --> 00:18:25,958 - Robert! - You assassin! Rapist! 214 00:18:26,958 --> 00:18:29,166 You satyr! Bastard! 215 00:18:59,833 --> 00:19:01,583 - Hi, Paul. - Hi, Romeo. You alright? 216 00:19:01,666 --> 00:19:02,666 Yeah. 217 00:19:07,875 --> 00:19:10,458 - It's so bright. - It's imported from Brazil. 218 00:19:10,541 --> 00:19:12,583 It's been photographed in Elle magazine. 219 00:19:12,666 --> 00:19:14,375 - Hi! - Hi! 220 00:19:15,250 --> 00:19:16,458 And it's not expensive. 221 00:19:18,916 --> 00:19:19,916 - You alright? - Yeah. 222 00:19:20,791 --> 00:19:23,958 That's the prettiest swimsuit in the world. You should try it on. 223 00:19:24,958 --> 00:19:27,958 It'll fit you like a glove, you'll see. Well, like a swimsuit. 224 00:19:29,416 --> 00:19:32,333 - I'll take it. - Smart decision. 225 00:19:35,625 --> 00:19:36,625 So... 226 00:19:37,500 --> 00:19:40,791 Just 26 more days... and you'll be an adult! 227 00:19:41,958 --> 00:19:45,208 - Did you see my mom? - No, I didn't. 228 00:19:45,291 --> 00:19:46,416 But my dad saw her. 229 00:19:46,500 --> 00:19:49,541 It was so embarrassing. She threw him out of the city hall. 230 00:19:49,625 --> 00:19:51,125 Who cares? 231 00:20:06,625 --> 00:20:08,833 Oh, Philippe Prunier! 232 00:20:08,916 --> 00:20:11,416 What a coincidence! I have a telegram for you. 233 00:20:11,500 --> 00:20:14,416 - A telegram? - Yes. Bad news: it's your wife. 234 00:20:14,500 --> 00:20:18,458 She arrives at Toulon airport at 5:17 p.m. and wants you to pick her up. 235 00:20:18,541 --> 00:20:20,041 You can make it in time. 236 00:20:22,041 --> 00:20:25,625 You better air out the car a bit, she doesn't know this perfume. 237 00:20:25,708 --> 00:20:26,833 With all due respect. 238 00:20:27,791 --> 00:20:29,041 Good day, miss. 239 00:20:29,125 --> 00:20:31,333 What a cutie! 240 00:20:31,416 --> 00:20:32,791 You're married?! 241 00:20:39,583 --> 00:20:40,583 Start the engine! 242 00:20:42,791 --> 00:20:43,791 Start it, damn it! 243 00:20:45,458 --> 00:20:46,791 Are you day-dreaming? 244 00:20:46,875 --> 00:20:50,583 Hey, I just got fired from the bakery. You want me to have fun now? 245 00:20:50,666 --> 00:20:53,500 Don't get your panties in a twist because you were fired! 246 00:20:53,583 --> 00:20:55,541 Lambert fired me. Am I sulking around? 247 00:20:55,625 --> 00:20:58,416 Yeah, but you're irresponsible. Guys like you don't sulk. 248 00:20:58,500 --> 00:21:00,916 And now, the motor's sulking! I'll handle this! 249 00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:02,458 - Watch it! - Come on, move! 250 00:21:03,958 --> 00:21:05,625 Make sure you don't blow it up! 251 00:21:05,708 --> 00:21:07,583 - What does that mean? - Oh, nothing. 252 00:21:10,208 --> 00:21:12,291 - What's this? - It's Pinkie! 253 00:21:12,375 --> 00:21:13,541 - "Pinkie?" - Yeah. 254 00:21:13,625 --> 00:21:14,833 We built her ourselves! 255 00:21:15,750 --> 00:21:17,583 And where are you going in that? 256 00:21:17,666 --> 00:21:20,916 - To look for new jobs. - Easier said than done! 257 00:21:25,791 --> 00:21:30,041 Can't you invent something that pollutes a bit less? 258 00:21:30,208 --> 00:21:31,375 Not pollution talk again! 259 00:21:31,458 --> 00:21:33,666 There's Robert! What's up with him this time? 260 00:21:33,750 --> 00:21:36,458 What are you doing? Practicing your strip-tease? 261 00:21:36,541 --> 00:21:39,250 Robert, put some clothes on! You'll catch cold! 262 00:21:39,333 --> 00:21:41,416 Hurry! Her dad's after me! 263 00:21:41,500 --> 00:21:43,583 Stop that noise, will you? 264 00:21:50,541 --> 00:21:51,541 Wait! Stop! 265 00:21:54,375 --> 00:21:56,166 Kids, stop it! 266 00:21:57,291 --> 00:21:58,958 Dominique, stop! 267 00:21:59,958 --> 00:22:01,166 I'm stuck! 268 00:22:02,666 --> 00:22:03,958 Stop, already! 269 00:22:04,125 --> 00:22:06,583 Stop the car immediately! 270 00:22:10,041 --> 00:22:13,166 - Do something! - I can't! The brakes won't respond! 271 00:22:14,125 --> 00:22:15,208 The brakes are out! 272 00:22:15,291 --> 00:22:17,708 - The brakes? - They don't work! 273 00:22:17,791 --> 00:22:21,541 I've never seen Robin go that fast before! 274 00:22:21,625 --> 00:22:23,416 It must be for an express letter! 275 00:22:27,375 --> 00:22:31,208 Hey, it's the little cheeky monkey! You seem to be doing well. 276 00:22:31,291 --> 00:22:33,666 - Where's your mother? - With her life guard. 277 00:22:33,750 --> 00:22:35,083 Right, with her... 278 00:22:36,291 --> 00:22:37,750 Oh my God! 279 00:22:41,541 --> 00:22:43,083 My bike! 280 00:22:50,333 --> 00:22:53,083 - Dad! Are you okay? - I'm fine. 281 00:22:53,166 --> 00:22:56,333 I forbid you from climbing into that damn vehicle. 282 00:22:56,416 --> 00:22:58,000 - Henry! - Yeah? 283 00:22:58,083 --> 00:22:59,083 Get him a cognac. 284 00:23:01,291 --> 00:23:02,583 - A double! - Right. 285 00:23:03,916 --> 00:23:08,041 Those damn kids! That infernal machine threw me in the water! 286 00:23:08,875 --> 00:23:11,000 Did you check if their papers are in order? 287 00:23:11,083 --> 00:23:15,208 If they've got their license, insurance, tax disc, vehicle test... 288 00:23:15,291 --> 00:23:17,291 Is that pile of junk even legal? 289 00:23:17,375 --> 00:23:21,666 Listen, dad, we love you. We all support your ecological campaign. 290 00:23:21,833 --> 00:23:23,833 We all love Don Quixote heroes. 291 00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:26,291 But there are two things you can't touch: 292 00:23:26,375 --> 00:23:29,666 Pinkie and her carbon oxide. Other than that, we support you. 293 00:23:29,750 --> 00:23:32,333 We'll talk about this at home tonight. 294 00:23:32,416 --> 00:23:34,833 For now, I'm taking you to the police station. 295 00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:36,416 The police station? 296 00:23:36,500 --> 00:23:38,333 You know, to shower and get changed. 297 00:23:44,458 --> 00:23:46,875 POLICE STATION 298 00:23:48,750 --> 00:23:51,458 Wait, don't move! Let me get out first. 299 00:23:53,666 --> 00:23:56,875 This thing isn't a car! It's a damn mouse trap! 300 00:23:58,750 --> 00:24:02,291 Wait, don't make too much effort. Come here. 301 00:24:03,208 --> 00:24:05,625 Me and my big ass, this is what they give me! 302 00:24:05,708 --> 00:24:07,208 Oh boy. 303 00:24:07,625 --> 00:24:09,791 There, nice and slow. 304 00:24:13,041 --> 00:24:14,291 There, we made it. 305 00:24:15,541 --> 00:24:17,875 Two fours! One, two, three, four. 306 00:24:18,833 --> 00:24:19,833 I roll again. 307 00:24:20,625 --> 00:24:23,083 Do you know what an immigrant needs to live there? 308 00:24:23,166 --> 00:24:24,875 Yes, five black and white photos. 309 00:24:25,916 --> 00:24:28,500 Four, five, six. I rolled doubles, so I can go again. 310 00:24:31,291 --> 00:24:32,291 Four! 311 00:24:32,375 --> 00:24:34,333 One, two, three, four. 312 00:24:34,416 --> 00:24:35,416 Attention! 313 00:24:37,375 --> 00:24:38,458 Now, then... 314 00:24:39,416 --> 00:24:41,791 The best of our citizens are drowning... 315 00:24:41,875 --> 00:24:45,875 and in the meantime, you're buying some houses in Monopoly! 316 00:24:45,958 --> 00:24:47,958 But... Silence! 317 00:24:48,833 --> 00:24:50,750 Your cousin got him out of the water, 318 00:24:51,458 --> 00:24:52,500 while you, mister... 319 00:24:53,166 --> 00:24:54,416 what are you up to? 320 00:24:54,500 --> 00:24:55,958 You're playing a fun game! 321 00:24:56,041 --> 00:25:00,083 - But he knows how to swim! - So? What about shock, then? 322 00:25:00,833 --> 00:25:02,458 I'll keep you boys in check. 323 00:25:03,541 --> 00:25:07,625 I like rebels. I like to break them! 324 00:25:07,708 --> 00:25:09,625 I've seen worse than you in Indochina. 325 00:25:10,416 --> 00:25:12,208 You're going to find out who I am. 326 00:25:12,916 --> 00:25:15,083 Warrant Officer Ficelle Antonin! 327 00:25:15,583 --> 00:25:18,583 Known as Tonkin, registration number 4017, 328 00:25:19,208 --> 00:25:21,458 six medals, twelve commendations! 329 00:25:24,750 --> 00:25:25,916 Tell me, what's that? 330 00:25:27,250 --> 00:25:28,833 - Angola, chief. - Good! 331 00:25:30,041 --> 00:25:31,291 And this? 332 00:25:31,375 --> 00:25:33,250 - A pimple, chief. - Good-- What? 333 00:25:33,333 --> 00:25:36,000 - No, I mean the Congo Basin. - Good. 334 00:25:37,958 --> 00:25:38,958 And this? 335 00:25:39,958 --> 00:25:41,833 - The Koutou Gorges, chief. - Good. 336 00:25:42,791 --> 00:25:44,083 And this? 337 00:25:47,500 --> 00:25:49,041 Diên Biên Phu! 338 00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:52,666 Diên Biên Phu! 339 00:25:52,833 --> 00:25:55,000 - Diên Biên Phu, chief! - Good. 340 00:25:56,333 --> 00:26:00,208 Over 1542 miles of rice fields, 341 00:26:00,291 --> 00:26:02,916 the gooks wouldn't call me "hand stitch" for nothing! 342 00:26:03,583 --> 00:26:04,583 So... 343 00:26:05,291 --> 00:26:07,875 a bunch of small fry comedians like you, 344 00:26:07,958 --> 00:26:11,125 I could eat you up for breakfast! 345 00:26:12,625 --> 00:26:13,625 Léon, 346 00:26:14,416 --> 00:26:16,458 come help me carry your cousin upstairs. 347 00:26:16,541 --> 00:26:17,541 Yes, Chief! 348 00:26:17,708 --> 00:26:20,958 I can go by myself. I'm not dead, you know? 349 00:26:24,416 --> 00:26:25,416 Coming! 350 00:26:28,125 --> 00:26:29,458 Hello, Miss Maria. 351 00:26:29,541 --> 00:26:32,125 - What's going on? - Robin almost drowned. 352 00:26:32,208 --> 00:26:34,250 He needs some mouth-to-mouth! 353 00:26:34,333 --> 00:26:38,375 - Just run him a warm bath. - No! Some cognac will do just fine. 354 00:26:38,458 --> 00:26:40,750 I'll pour you some sake! 355 00:26:43,958 --> 00:26:46,208 Your place is so unique! 356 00:26:47,916 --> 00:26:49,416 All the charm of Indochina! 357 00:26:50,375 --> 00:26:52,000 All that's missing is the smell. 358 00:26:54,875 --> 00:26:56,416 What's this here? 359 00:26:57,666 --> 00:27:01,333 They're black Chinese mushrooms. Hallucinogenic ones. 360 00:27:02,541 --> 00:27:03,708 Are they edible? 361 00:27:03,791 --> 00:27:06,541 Are you kidding? They give you laughing fits. 362 00:27:06,625 --> 00:27:09,083 We'd use them back there for torture. 363 00:27:11,708 --> 00:27:14,375 Right, because... you'd make them die of laughter? 364 00:27:15,791 --> 00:27:17,916 - You could say so. - Come with me, Mr. Robin. 365 00:27:18,625 --> 00:27:19,791 Your bath is ready. 366 00:27:22,958 --> 00:27:24,166 I'll scrub your back. 367 00:27:27,250 --> 00:27:30,708 Let's push our wheelbarrows 368 00:27:30,791 --> 00:27:34,416 To clean up all of Saint-Tropez 369 00:27:34,500 --> 00:27:38,083 Let's put on our work overalls 370 00:27:38,166 --> 00:27:41,791 We'll make the place shine, it'll shine! 371 00:27:41,875 --> 00:27:45,416 It'll shine, it'll shine 372 00:27:45,500 --> 00:27:48,833 We'll clean up all of Saint-Tropez! 373 00:27:49,375 --> 00:27:51,333 SAINT-TROPEZ CLEAN-UP 374 00:27:52,583 --> 00:27:53,583 Hey, Julien! 375 00:27:58,000 --> 00:27:59,000 Hi, guys! 376 00:28:03,791 --> 00:28:05,583 You all sure found a new job quick! 377 00:28:05,666 --> 00:28:08,166 This is temporary, just for the holidays. 378 00:28:08,333 --> 00:28:10,625 Your dad will be happy, we're like his apostles. 379 00:28:10,708 --> 00:28:12,458 Hey! What about us, then? 380 00:28:12,625 --> 00:28:13,583 Shut up, you! 381 00:28:15,250 --> 00:28:17,916 Girls, you'll be our volunteer assistants. 382 00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:20,333 - Yeah. - For now, we'll just chase you! 383 00:28:34,750 --> 00:28:37,333 SAINT-TROPEZ CLEAN-UP 384 00:29:32,208 --> 00:29:34,625 The Saint-Tropez Clean-Up thanks you! 385 00:29:35,958 --> 00:29:39,666 You have napkins right there, help yourself if you wish. 386 00:29:39,750 --> 00:29:41,833 - Hello, ma'am. - Hello, Robin. 387 00:29:42,875 --> 00:29:45,750 - Where's your bike? - They're cleaning the rust off. 388 00:29:45,833 --> 00:29:48,375 - Do you have any mail for me? - Not for you. 389 00:29:48,458 --> 00:29:50,500 - But I do have some for Tim. - For Tim? 390 00:29:50,583 --> 00:29:51,916 A registered package. 391 00:29:53,375 --> 00:29:55,750 Here you are, boy. 392 00:29:56,500 --> 00:29:59,458 That's for you, here you go. 393 00:30:00,916 --> 00:30:04,000 Since you don't know how to write, I'll ask you to sign... 394 00:30:04,166 --> 00:30:05,541 right here. 395 00:30:09,416 --> 00:30:11,208 There. Thank you. 396 00:30:11,708 --> 00:30:12,791 Sweet thing. 397 00:30:14,416 --> 00:30:16,666 - Goodbye, Mrs. Corleone. - Goodbye, Robin. 398 00:30:20,416 --> 00:30:21,416 Hi, Jacquy. 399 00:30:22,250 --> 00:30:24,166 MADAME GRETA, PSYCHIC 400 00:30:25,416 --> 00:30:28,916 Hello, Madame Greta. I've got a letter for you. 401 00:30:29,958 --> 00:30:30,958 Here it is. 402 00:30:31,958 --> 00:30:35,625 Oh, it's my daughter. She's letting me know she's pregnant. 403 00:30:35,708 --> 00:30:39,791 If you can see everything, there's no point giving you your mail! 404 00:30:40,625 --> 00:30:43,666 Say... what do you see in my future today? 405 00:30:44,458 --> 00:30:47,875 You're going to rebel and nothing can resist you! 406 00:30:47,958 --> 00:30:51,333 - Thank you, Madame Greta. Bye. - What about me? 407 00:30:52,500 --> 00:30:55,291 - You're going to suffer some damages. - Big damages? 408 00:30:56,958 --> 00:30:58,083 Not that big. 409 00:31:07,833 --> 00:31:09,333 They can do it without music! 410 00:31:30,583 --> 00:31:32,416 Brings it down 200 decibels! 411 00:32:21,166 --> 00:32:22,083 Come on! 412 00:32:23,750 --> 00:32:24,750 Come on! 413 00:32:32,416 --> 00:32:36,000 - Not bad for an alcoholic! - Laugh it up, and I'll lock you up! 414 00:32:36,083 --> 00:32:37,916 - Don't lose your nerve. - What nerve? 415 00:32:38,083 --> 00:32:40,708 Your nervous system is starting to wear down. 416 00:32:40,791 --> 00:32:44,541 It's a bad sign. Keep that up, Ficelle, and you won't last 'til next year! 417 00:32:44,708 --> 00:32:45,916 Ouch. 418 00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:48,583 Though, it's normal. With all this pollution, 419 00:32:48,666 --> 00:32:51,291 the first victims are always police officers. 420 00:32:51,375 --> 00:32:54,625 Stop messing around, Robin. That eco stuff has gone to your head. 421 00:32:54,791 --> 00:32:59,083 You mock it, but I can tell you're seriously affected by it. 422 00:33:00,333 --> 00:33:02,416 Don't believe me? Just look at yourself! 423 00:33:04,416 --> 00:33:06,208 Not a single red blood cell left. 424 00:33:06,291 --> 00:33:08,541 Shit, you're right! My face looks awful! 425 00:33:09,833 --> 00:33:12,125 Oh, God, you're headed straight for suicide. 426 00:33:12,208 --> 00:33:15,958 Tomorrow morning, meet me at me at my summer home. 427 00:33:16,041 --> 00:33:18,333 Some fresh air will do you good. 428 00:33:18,416 --> 00:33:19,750 Come here-- Actually, no. 429 00:33:24,750 --> 00:33:27,541 Virginie! What are you doing here? Where's your mother? 430 00:33:27,625 --> 00:33:29,250 She's with her dance instructor. 431 00:33:39,291 --> 00:33:42,833 Capucci, what's the matter? Your face is all green! 432 00:33:42,916 --> 00:33:44,833 - Green? Me? - Yeah! 433 00:33:46,291 --> 00:33:50,000 Well, I'm not surprised, with this bad air you're breathing... 434 00:33:50,083 --> 00:33:53,666 Watch out, Capucci. Today, we're here. But tomorrow... 435 00:33:55,041 --> 00:33:56,041 who knows? 436 00:34:02,875 --> 00:34:04,666 Hi, Sylvestre. Hello, Léon. 437 00:34:04,750 --> 00:34:07,250 Hi, Robin! You've brought us our mail? 438 00:34:07,333 --> 00:34:10,791 No, I've brought you a very educational magazine. 439 00:34:12,416 --> 00:34:14,250 Now, that's being prudent! 440 00:34:14,333 --> 00:34:16,166 They don't want to die, like you do! 441 00:34:16,250 --> 00:34:19,625 Yet, the pollution in Tokyo is less intense than in Saint-Tropez! 442 00:34:19,791 --> 00:34:21,625 - We don't care. - You don't? 443 00:34:21,791 --> 00:34:23,041 Seeing your faces, 444 00:34:23,208 --> 00:34:25,958 you'll have to settle for an anticipated retirement. 445 00:34:26,041 --> 00:34:27,583 Or the cemetery! 446 00:34:28,500 --> 00:34:31,458 - Hello, Mr. Robin. - Mrs. Ficelle. 447 00:34:31,541 --> 00:34:34,041 - How are you? - Like a polluted man! 448 00:34:35,208 --> 00:34:38,958 Could you help me? My water heater's giving off smoke. 449 00:34:39,041 --> 00:34:41,791 Smoke? I'll come in and have a look. 450 00:34:48,416 --> 00:34:52,125 - There's no smoking water heater here. - No, there isn't. 451 00:34:52,208 --> 00:34:54,791 - I'm the one that's smoking. - No, Mrs. Maria! 452 00:34:54,875 --> 00:34:57,750 - Yes! - No, think of Antonin! 453 00:34:57,833 --> 00:35:00,166 - Think of Maria! - No, Mrs. Maria! 454 00:35:00,250 --> 00:35:03,958 Think of pollution! Mrs. Maria, I want to get out! 455 00:35:04,041 --> 00:35:07,291 No! Mrs. Maria, this is... 456 00:35:07,375 --> 00:35:10,583 Mrs. Maria, I'm an ecologist! I forbid you... 457 00:35:10,666 --> 00:35:14,375 I forbid you, Mrs. Maria! 458 00:35:17,666 --> 00:35:18,666 Julien! 459 00:35:25,083 --> 00:35:27,625 Here's the daily telegram for Mrs. De Lespinasse. 460 00:35:30,458 --> 00:35:33,208 Why always me? Can't you send Galoubet or someone else? 461 00:35:33,291 --> 00:35:34,791 You know very well, Don Juan, 462 00:35:34,875 --> 00:35:37,916 that Mrs. De Lespinasse wants you to deliver her telegrams. 463 00:35:38,708 --> 00:35:40,083 They all come from her too. 464 00:35:40,166 --> 00:35:43,208 We don't have to deliver all these fake messages 465 00:35:43,291 --> 00:35:45,208 sent from the recipient to herself! 466 00:35:45,291 --> 00:35:48,375 Julien, calm down! And quit thinking. 467 00:35:49,208 --> 00:35:52,250 Need I remind you Mrs. De Lespinasse is the wife of our deputy, 468 00:35:52,333 --> 00:35:55,083 which puts an end to all discussions! 469 00:35:55,166 --> 00:35:56,208 Hop to it! 470 00:36:13,666 --> 00:36:16,083 Hello. Here is your telegram. 471 00:36:17,375 --> 00:36:18,666 Julien, come on in. 472 00:36:19,500 --> 00:36:22,625 I need to talk to you about your father's ecological movement. 473 00:36:22,708 --> 00:36:25,000 - I've mentioned it to my husband. - Really? 474 00:36:25,083 --> 00:36:26,500 He's allowed me to join. 475 00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:31,458 That's nice, but... do you know his policies? 476 00:36:31,541 --> 00:36:32,583 Yes. 477 00:36:33,625 --> 00:36:36,208 We should be an example. First of all, avoid noise-- 478 00:36:36,291 --> 00:36:38,041 Oh, yes! 479 00:36:38,125 --> 00:36:40,875 Don't pollute the atmosphere. Stop using your car. 480 00:36:40,958 --> 00:36:43,375 I'll only go on foot, by bike, by horse! 481 00:36:44,541 --> 00:36:46,833 - And make love in silence. - Yes! 482 00:36:49,041 --> 00:36:50,916 I was just giving him 483 00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:53,791 a ticket for illegal parking. 484 00:36:53,875 --> 00:36:57,083 I was doing it by the book and all! 485 00:36:57,916 --> 00:37:01,958 And the guy comes up to me, this arrogant bastard, says to me, 486 00:37:02,041 --> 00:37:06,125 "Yeah, sure! The only reason you're giving me this ticket 487 00:37:06,208 --> 00:37:08,500 is because you profit from it!" 488 00:37:09,750 --> 00:37:11,375 - You know what I said to him? - No. 489 00:37:12,125 --> 00:37:15,000 - Do you know what I said? - With you, it could be anything! 490 00:37:15,083 --> 00:37:19,166 I said to him, "Sir, if I profited from handing out tickets, 491 00:37:19,250 --> 00:37:23,083 I'd be handing them out even in parking lots!" 492 00:37:26,250 --> 00:37:29,333 You got the keys to your summer house? 493 00:37:29,500 --> 00:37:33,000 Go on and laugh! This is our little secret garden. 494 00:37:33,083 --> 00:37:34,416 BEWARE, LUNATIC DOG 495 00:37:34,500 --> 00:37:37,208 Hey, what's a "lunatic dog"? 496 00:37:39,750 --> 00:37:41,750 A lunatic dog 497 00:37:41,833 --> 00:37:45,375 is a dog that'll bite you one day, and won't even see you the next. 498 00:37:45,458 --> 00:37:49,458 Lunatic or not, doesn't matter since you don't even have a dog! 499 00:37:49,541 --> 00:37:52,041 You know that, but the thieves don't! 500 00:37:53,750 --> 00:37:55,041 You see what I see? 501 00:37:56,125 --> 00:37:58,291 Dear God! I sure do see it! 502 00:37:59,250 --> 00:38:01,958 Come on! One, two, one two... 503 00:38:04,625 --> 00:38:07,458 RESERVED FISHING SPOT 504 00:38:14,125 --> 00:38:16,500 - Hello, there. - Hello, sir. 505 00:38:18,375 --> 00:38:19,375 Any luck? 506 00:38:22,250 --> 00:38:23,250 Seems like it. 507 00:38:26,041 --> 00:38:28,000 Look at those bright red mullets! 508 00:38:28,083 --> 00:38:30,375 "Bright red?" More like brick red. 509 00:38:30,458 --> 00:38:34,875 And all striped, like those damn things we'd give the gooks in Indochina 510 00:38:34,958 --> 00:38:36,375 to poison the enemy! 511 00:38:36,458 --> 00:38:40,750 Yeah, this spot is the most polluted in all the Mediterranean. 512 00:38:40,833 --> 00:38:45,000 This isn't sea water, it's oil in its purest form! 513 00:38:45,083 --> 00:38:46,416 - Lambert! - Lambert? 514 00:38:46,500 --> 00:38:48,333 - You know, the mechanic. - Right, him. 515 00:38:48,416 --> 00:38:53,083 He can make his tow truck run just on the water he gets right here. 516 00:38:53,166 --> 00:38:54,666 - Right here? - Here! 517 00:38:54,750 --> 00:38:59,041 And last week, just last week, they filled up the city hospital 518 00:38:59,125 --> 00:39:02,166 with nothing but people who ate red mullets! 519 00:39:02,250 --> 00:39:05,625 Well, you gotta admit, this level of pollution 520 00:39:05,708 --> 00:39:07,166 is worse than Hiroshima! 521 00:39:07,250 --> 00:39:08,250 Is that all? 522 00:39:09,291 --> 00:39:11,500 - Oh, you're leaving? - I don't feel so good. 523 00:39:16,083 --> 00:39:17,250 - Hey, Ficelle. - Yes? 524 00:39:17,333 --> 00:39:19,250 - Prepare the barbecue. - Yes, sir! 525 00:39:27,833 --> 00:39:31,458 That tourist was such a moron. An absolute moron! 526 00:39:31,541 --> 00:39:33,208 Probably from Paris! 527 00:39:35,041 --> 00:39:39,000 These red mullets are magnificent. Truly magnificent! 528 00:39:39,083 --> 00:39:40,083 Pass the rosemary. 529 00:39:42,083 --> 00:39:44,041 PRIVATE PROPERTY 530 00:39:45,958 --> 00:39:47,166 That smells good! 531 00:39:48,500 --> 00:39:52,250 They're so fresh, it's like they're still wriggling. 532 00:39:53,250 --> 00:39:54,250 Pass the salt. 533 00:40:01,375 --> 00:40:02,541 What a moron! 534 00:40:03,583 --> 00:40:06,125 Honestly, such a moron! 535 00:40:06,208 --> 00:40:10,791 Just look at them, Robin! They're oozing with pure joy! 536 00:40:11,916 --> 00:40:13,375 Pass the Provence herb mix. 537 00:40:13,750 --> 00:40:15,375 Provence herbs. 538 00:40:18,333 --> 00:40:20,291 And some lemon! 539 00:40:23,958 --> 00:40:25,458 This will be a treat! 540 00:40:25,541 --> 00:40:29,125 A toast to that moron from Paris! 541 00:40:39,291 --> 00:40:40,500 Hey, Mr. Police Officer! 542 00:40:42,166 --> 00:40:44,708 You again? What do you want now? 543 00:40:44,791 --> 00:40:46,833 How do I get to the hospital? 544 00:40:48,041 --> 00:40:51,166 You know, the one that's full of people who ate red mullets! 545 00:40:51,333 --> 00:40:53,541 Poking fun at the police, eh? 546 00:40:53,625 --> 00:40:55,916 You enjoy poking fun at the police? 547 00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:58,625 Your ID, car registration, certificate of compliance, 548 00:40:58,708 --> 00:41:02,333 insurance docs, tax disc for this year and from two and three years ago! 549 00:41:08,875 --> 00:41:11,833 Look, an illegible license plate! 550 00:41:12,750 --> 00:41:15,416 Looks like I won't have enough of these for you! 551 00:41:19,958 --> 00:41:23,541 Well, looks like there's no seat belt here! 552 00:41:23,625 --> 00:41:27,333 But it's a two-horsepower car. It's like a motorcycle, doesn't need one. 553 00:41:27,416 --> 00:41:30,500 - "Like a motorcycle?" - Just like a motorcycle. 554 00:41:30,583 --> 00:41:32,708 Where's your helmet, then? 555 00:41:32,791 --> 00:41:34,375 - Are you insane? - I'm fine! 556 00:41:36,291 --> 00:41:38,666 And you've got a dog too! 557 00:41:43,041 --> 00:41:47,333 Show me its rabies vaccination card, nose print, and registered number. 558 00:41:47,416 --> 00:41:50,166 What the...? Where am I meant to get all of that? 559 00:41:50,250 --> 00:41:52,750 No one should ignore the law. 560 00:41:52,833 --> 00:41:57,541 - Especially not a fisherman from Paris! - From Paris, eh... 561 00:41:58,416 --> 00:41:59,291 Capucci! 562 00:41:59,458 --> 00:42:00,791 Yes, Chief? 563 00:42:00,875 --> 00:42:03,166 Throw this comedian in the cooler. 564 00:42:03,250 --> 00:42:05,583 - "The cooler?" - With a special diet. 565 00:42:06,541 --> 00:42:09,791 Feed him red mullets at every meal! 566 00:42:09,875 --> 00:42:11,708 Even for breakfast, Chief? 567 00:42:11,791 --> 00:42:14,958 Especially for breakfast! 568 00:42:15,041 --> 00:42:18,041 - God damn it! - God damn it! 569 00:42:33,166 --> 00:42:35,416 Mrs. Baldassari! 570 00:42:42,208 --> 00:42:45,333 Mrs. Baldassari, Geneviève! 571 00:42:49,666 --> 00:42:51,083 Mrs. Baldassari! 572 00:42:54,125 --> 00:42:56,166 Mrs. Baldassari! 573 00:42:57,750 --> 00:42:58,750 Yes, Robin? 574 00:42:58,916 --> 00:43:00,625 It's a postal order. 575 00:43:08,291 --> 00:43:11,958 Robin! Do you have any post for me? 576 00:43:12,125 --> 00:43:16,125 Yes, the new catalogue from La Redoute. I'll drop it off at the convent for you. 577 00:43:16,291 --> 00:43:18,250 Thank you, Robin! 578 00:43:18,333 --> 00:43:20,708 No problem, Sister. At your service! 579 00:43:22,041 --> 00:43:23,875 Be careful! 580 00:43:26,791 --> 00:43:28,708 Show me your ID, please. 581 00:43:28,875 --> 00:43:31,166 Is that joke, Robin? Where would I keep it? 582 00:43:32,625 --> 00:43:34,666 No ID, then no mail for you. 583 00:43:37,666 --> 00:43:40,666 Here's a delivery notice. You'll have to come pick up 584 00:43:41,458 --> 00:43:44,458 your postal order at the post office. Don't forget your ID. 585 00:43:45,958 --> 00:43:49,458 You go for drinks with my husband every day, play bowls with him... 586 00:43:50,375 --> 00:43:51,791 yet you ask me for my ID? 587 00:43:51,958 --> 00:43:56,166 Drinks are drinks, bowls are bowls, but work is work! 588 00:43:56,250 --> 00:43:58,208 With all due respect, Mrs. Baldassari. 589 00:43:58,375 --> 00:44:00,583 Know what you can do with your delivery notice? 590 00:44:00,750 --> 00:44:03,875 Please, Mrs. Baldassari, there are people around! 591 00:44:04,875 --> 00:44:05,875 Sorry. 592 00:44:12,458 --> 00:44:15,000 - Hi, boss! - You okay, boss? 593 00:44:15,083 --> 00:44:16,083 Hello, kids. 594 00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:19,000 - Work hard, okay? - Yeah! 595 00:44:46,875 --> 00:44:47,875 Ow! 596 00:44:47,958 --> 00:44:48,958 Sorry, ma'am! 597 00:45:18,833 --> 00:45:20,083 Sorry, Father! 598 00:45:21,333 --> 00:45:24,375 The ways of the Lord are inscrutable. 599 00:45:24,458 --> 00:45:25,458 Amen! 600 00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:08,625 Attack! 601 00:46:27,958 --> 00:46:29,833 Now, second shoulder throw! 602 00:46:29,916 --> 00:46:31,208 Morote-Seoi-Nage! 603 00:46:31,375 --> 00:46:32,625 You don't seem very alert. 604 00:46:33,375 --> 00:46:36,333 Must have brought Mrs. De Lespinasse a really long telegram! 605 00:46:36,416 --> 00:46:37,958 No strength left in your legs! 606 00:46:39,458 --> 00:46:41,416 You sure have strength in your tongue! 607 00:46:41,583 --> 00:46:42,458 Stop! 608 00:46:44,750 --> 00:46:46,208 I'll teach you about kiai, 609 00:46:47,166 --> 00:46:49,583 and all the fantastic possibilities 610 00:46:49,666 --> 00:46:52,833 of this secret weapon used by the ancient samurais. 611 00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:56,625 The kiai, or the "deadly scream", 612 00:46:57,333 --> 00:46:59,375 is the ability to emit an ultrasound 613 00:46:59,458 --> 00:47:02,375 that paralyzes the opponent in a brief, immediate coma. 614 00:47:03,958 --> 00:47:05,750 You can be skilled at kiai or not, 615 00:47:05,833 --> 00:47:06,958 but it can't be taught. 616 00:47:07,916 --> 00:47:09,541 Look at me, for example. 617 00:47:09,625 --> 00:47:12,458 Despite 20 years practicing martial arts, 618 00:47:13,250 --> 00:47:14,958 and reaching the seventh dan rank, 619 00:47:15,708 --> 00:47:18,000 my kiai remains harmless. 620 00:47:24,208 --> 00:47:26,708 You see? Ridiculous. 621 00:47:28,166 --> 00:47:32,083 Taking turns, you'll each respond to my kiai with a shout of your own. 622 00:47:32,875 --> 00:47:35,416 That shout comes from your stomach, not your throat. 623 00:47:36,166 --> 00:47:37,291 That's what a kiai is. 624 00:47:42,583 --> 00:47:44,458 Hello, everyone! 625 00:47:44,541 --> 00:47:48,041 Mr. Suzukikan, there's a letter for you from Japan. 626 00:47:49,208 --> 00:47:50,208 Thank you. 627 00:47:50,291 --> 00:47:53,666 - Could I keep the Japanese stamp, please? - With pleasure. 628 00:47:58,958 --> 00:48:00,541 Thank you for accepting. 629 00:48:00,625 --> 00:48:02,208 Thank you for giving. 630 00:48:02,291 --> 00:48:04,250 - Thank you. - Thank you. 631 00:48:06,791 --> 00:48:07,875 Ouch! 632 00:48:10,583 --> 00:48:13,250 - He has a kiai scream! - Yes, that's a kiai! 633 00:48:16,875 --> 00:48:19,166 - What? - The shout that paralyzes! 634 00:48:22,416 --> 00:48:24,875 Oh my God! I've killed them all! 635 00:48:29,625 --> 00:48:30,708 Julien... 636 00:48:32,625 --> 00:48:34,333 Wasn't that a great shot? 637 00:48:34,416 --> 00:48:37,458 - That gives you a point. - It was a good shot, but not a point. 638 00:48:37,541 --> 00:48:40,583 You may have a deadly scream, but you don't have a good eye! 639 00:48:40,666 --> 00:48:44,041 - What? The point's ours! - It's ours, you can tell from miles away! 640 00:48:44,125 --> 00:48:48,208 Listen, Mr. Deputy, politics can't teach us how to play bowls! 641 00:48:48,291 --> 00:48:51,000 I won't be given lessons by the police and post office! 642 00:48:51,083 --> 00:48:53,416 - I'll measure it-- - I... will measure it! 643 00:49:00,583 --> 00:49:01,708 Right, it's not... 644 00:49:03,041 --> 00:49:04,875 - And that one's... - Yes! 645 00:49:04,958 --> 00:49:06,416 It was in place, yes. 646 00:49:06,500 --> 00:49:10,166 - We get the point! - Hey, you think you can decide that? 647 00:49:10,250 --> 00:49:12,541 Not me, the Good Lord! 648 00:49:12,625 --> 00:49:14,875 If the Lord decides, then we can't argue... 649 00:49:14,958 --> 00:49:16,958 We won't argue about it. 650 00:49:17,041 --> 00:49:18,041 Amen. 651 00:49:20,291 --> 00:49:22,291 - Well? Who's winning? - The Good Lord. 652 00:49:22,375 --> 00:49:25,458 Your dad is a sore loser! The Father and I are winning. 653 00:49:25,541 --> 00:49:29,125 Just like politics, it's not always the best one who wins. 654 00:49:30,375 --> 00:49:33,583 - Charles, pick up your balls and let's go. - After a drink, honey. 655 00:49:33,666 --> 00:49:36,125 No drink for you! We're going home! 656 00:49:36,208 --> 00:49:37,208 Gentlemen... 657 00:49:38,583 --> 00:49:41,333 The deputy was left speechless. 658 00:49:43,791 --> 00:49:45,500 To the kiai scream! 659 00:49:46,833 --> 00:49:49,375 Say, dad, what will you do with your scream? 660 00:49:49,458 --> 00:49:52,458 What should I do? I won't turn it into a circus act. 661 00:49:52,541 --> 00:49:53,791 It's pretty amazing! 662 00:49:53,875 --> 00:49:56,166 A guy's bothering you, just give out your kiai 663 00:49:56,250 --> 00:49:58,208 and bam, he can't move anymore! 664 00:49:58,291 --> 00:50:01,000 Seeing Robin have such power, it doesn't surprise me. 665 00:50:01,958 --> 00:50:05,375 - Well, I don't buy it. - You don't, eh? 666 00:50:05,458 --> 00:50:07,500 You'll see. Jean Michel! 667 00:50:08,625 --> 00:50:09,625 Yes, Mr. Postman? 668 00:50:11,291 --> 00:50:12,625 There you have it! 669 00:50:12,791 --> 00:50:14,666 It's a miracle! 670 00:50:14,750 --> 00:50:18,250 The real miracle would be if he can "un-kiai" him! 671 00:50:18,333 --> 00:50:21,916 Seems easy enough. I just have to breathe the word in. Watch. 672 00:50:24,500 --> 00:50:27,458 How fabulous, Mr. Robin! Touch my heart, it's fluttering-- 673 00:50:27,541 --> 00:50:29,583 Hey! Show some respect to the uniform! 674 00:50:31,583 --> 00:50:33,791 I have to get going, I've got things to do. 675 00:50:33,958 --> 00:50:34,916 A girl? 676 00:50:35,083 --> 00:50:37,166 Are you crazy? At my age? 677 00:50:37,250 --> 00:50:40,125 No, I'm off to declare war to your mom's friend! 678 00:50:40,291 --> 00:50:41,750 And De Lespinasse too! 679 00:50:41,916 --> 00:50:45,833 - I'm taking offensive action! - Watch it, don't do anything illegal! 680 00:50:45,916 --> 00:50:48,833 Don't make a police officer use force against a friend. 681 00:50:48,916 --> 00:50:49,916 Don't worry. 682 00:50:51,750 --> 00:50:53,125 My Police Officer friend. 683 00:52:21,166 --> 00:52:23,250 That damn sirocco wind! 684 00:52:24,666 --> 00:52:27,416 Say, dad! Dad! 685 00:52:27,500 --> 00:52:29,458 Stop the wind with your kiai scream! 686 00:52:34,250 --> 00:52:35,791 SAINT-TROPEZ, 1.8 MILES 687 00:53:01,375 --> 00:53:02,375 Ficelle! 688 00:53:05,416 --> 00:53:06,916 You're choosing to survive! 689 00:53:08,083 --> 00:53:10,000 Bravo! That's very good. 690 00:53:11,041 --> 00:53:13,416 Stop him for me, will you? Thanks. 691 00:53:19,375 --> 00:53:20,875 Well, Robin? 692 00:53:20,958 --> 00:53:23,791 Where are we in the war against polluters? 693 00:53:27,625 --> 00:53:29,041 We'll win that war, boss! 694 00:53:30,416 --> 00:53:31,875 You know, Robin... 695 00:53:31,958 --> 00:53:34,500 if you go up against the country's top cats, 696 00:53:34,583 --> 00:53:36,125 you'll find me against you. 697 00:53:36,208 --> 00:53:39,291 I won't screw up my career for a bit of dust and noise! 698 00:53:40,583 --> 00:53:43,416 With all your nonsense, you're just a postman on a bike! 699 00:53:43,500 --> 00:53:46,208 You should at least be Minister of the Postal Service! 700 00:53:47,333 --> 00:53:48,875 If you cause trouble, 701 00:53:49,041 --> 00:53:51,916 do you know where you'll end up, Robin? On the ground! 702 00:54:03,208 --> 00:54:05,375 - What's wrong? - We blew a tire. 703 00:54:05,458 --> 00:54:06,458 See that nail? 704 00:54:07,458 --> 00:54:10,333 Oh, shit! It was a brand-new tire! 705 00:54:10,416 --> 00:54:11,791 And my wife's car! 706 00:54:42,166 --> 00:54:43,583 Come on, guys, let's go! 707 00:54:44,958 --> 00:54:45,958 Get to work! 708 00:54:51,791 --> 00:54:54,583 Stop! Help me! 709 00:54:54,666 --> 00:54:56,500 Help me! No! 710 00:55:02,750 --> 00:55:04,666 Hello, gentlemen. Do sit down. 711 00:55:07,000 --> 00:55:08,333 Don't move, stay. 712 00:55:09,541 --> 00:55:14,041 I've called you here for an emergency. That idiot Robin is taking things too far. 713 00:55:14,125 --> 00:55:17,291 He said he'd throw a spoke in our wheels but this isn't a spoke, 714 00:55:17,375 --> 00:55:19,416 it's more of a crossbar. 715 00:55:19,500 --> 00:55:21,791 No, not a crossbar! It's a whole crossbeam! 716 00:55:21,875 --> 00:55:25,791 Nothing proves he's behind all this. You do have a few political enemies. 717 00:55:25,875 --> 00:55:27,875 I've known him for 25 years. 718 00:55:27,958 --> 00:55:30,375 If you're so sure it's him, throw him in jail! 719 00:55:30,458 --> 00:55:33,375 - We need proof. - Now, be very careful! 720 00:55:33,458 --> 00:55:36,291 We're just a few weeks away from the election. 721 00:55:36,375 --> 00:55:38,500 So, no blunders, alright? 722 00:55:40,291 --> 00:55:41,750 No causing trouble! 723 00:55:41,833 --> 00:55:45,916 Any slip-up could be fatal. I've said it time and again! 724 00:55:46,083 --> 00:55:48,000 I only see one solution: money. 725 00:55:48,875 --> 00:55:51,541 Money! That sure is a banker's solution. 726 00:55:52,666 --> 00:55:55,125 You don't know Robin. He'll refuse it. 727 00:55:55,291 --> 00:55:57,083 I have an idea to hinder him. 728 00:55:58,208 --> 00:55:59,208 Go ahead, tell us. 729 00:55:59,291 --> 00:56:02,833 Actually, I've already begun hindering. 730 00:56:03,916 --> 00:56:06,375 I live at the top of Garde Hill, 731 00:56:06,458 --> 00:56:09,375 and I've recently subscribed to the South-East Post. 732 00:56:10,166 --> 00:56:11,625 So, every day, that Robin 733 00:56:11,708 --> 00:56:15,541 is forced to climb six miles up a very steep hill 734 00:56:15,625 --> 00:56:19,291 to bring me a newspaper that I don't even read. 735 00:56:19,375 --> 00:56:22,416 Sure but that hurts his legs, not his motivation. 736 00:56:22,500 --> 00:56:27,583 I've got it! Since he's acting like a kid, we need to respond like a kid. 737 00:56:27,666 --> 00:56:29,041 That's it! 738 00:57:00,041 --> 00:57:03,583 No, Mrs. Maria. It wouldn't be reasonable of us! 739 00:57:06,000 --> 00:57:07,875 Hop to it, Capucci! 740 00:57:08,833 --> 00:57:11,333 When my husband's asleep, I give the orders. 741 00:57:12,416 --> 00:57:13,750 Do you want that promotion? 742 00:57:13,833 --> 00:57:16,583 If it's for a promotion, then it's a different story! 743 00:57:26,500 --> 00:57:27,791 Capucci! 744 00:57:34,583 --> 00:57:35,916 Capucci baby! 745 00:57:39,041 --> 00:57:40,041 It's so hot! 746 00:57:42,583 --> 00:57:44,333 Kiss me! 747 00:57:55,250 --> 00:57:56,250 Capucci! 748 00:57:56,416 --> 00:57:58,291 - Alert! - Alert? Oh my God! 749 00:57:59,208 --> 00:58:00,375 Capucci! 750 00:58:00,458 --> 00:58:02,291 You could have finished, Capucci. 751 00:58:02,375 --> 00:58:04,291 Work comes first. I'll be right back. 752 00:58:05,083 --> 00:58:06,500 Capucci! 753 00:58:06,666 --> 00:58:08,083 Where's that damn deserter? 754 00:58:10,375 --> 00:58:11,375 I'm here, Chief! 755 00:58:11,458 --> 00:58:13,583 A fly went up my nose! It'll eat my brain! 756 00:58:13,666 --> 00:58:16,416 - Blow your nose, Chief! - We have to get it out, asshole! 757 00:58:16,500 --> 00:58:17,875 Yes, asshole. Sorry, Chief. 758 00:58:17,958 --> 00:58:20,208 What did you do in Indochina with filthy bugs? 759 00:58:20,291 --> 00:58:21,333 We'd drown them! 760 00:58:21,416 --> 00:58:24,041 Alright, then, Chief! Let's drown it! 761 00:58:26,041 --> 00:58:29,625 You'll have to stay like that for a while, sir. Flies are hard to drown. 762 00:58:30,875 --> 00:58:32,500 Is it still moving? 763 00:58:32,583 --> 00:58:34,500 I think it is! Yes, it's still moving! 764 00:58:35,500 --> 00:58:37,375 Excuse me, Chief. I'll get the phone. 765 00:58:44,041 --> 00:58:46,166 Saint-Tropez Police Station, hello. 766 00:58:46,250 --> 00:58:48,083 Hello, Mr. Prefect. 767 00:58:48,166 --> 00:58:49,416 Yes, Mr. Prefect. 768 00:58:50,583 --> 00:58:51,708 Of course, Mr. Prefect. 769 00:58:52,916 --> 00:58:54,250 It'll be done, Mr. Prefect. 770 00:58:56,333 --> 00:58:58,583 Yes. Goodbye, Mr. Prefect. 771 00:59:03,166 --> 00:59:05,500 My God, Chief! You'll pass out! 772 00:59:05,583 --> 00:59:08,166 Where have you been? You assassin! 773 00:59:08,250 --> 00:59:11,208 - On the phone, Chief. - The phone? Who was it? 774 00:59:11,291 --> 00:59:14,458 - The Prefect. - The Pre-- What did he want? 775 00:59:15,291 --> 00:59:18,416 A guy from the Ministry of Finance is coming to see the Mayor. 776 00:59:18,500 --> 00:59:21,333 He's asking us to guard him discreetly and closely. 777 00:59:21,416 --> 00:59:23,791 I need to think. Go back to what you were doing. 778 00:59:23,875 --> 00:59:25,791 - No way! - What do you mean, "no"? 779 00:59:26,458 --> 00:59:28,458 - Is that an order? - Yes, it is! 780 00:59:28,541 --> 00:59:29,541 Oh, I see. 781 00:59:31,750 --> 00:59:33,625 The Prefect... A minister... 782 00:59:46,583 --> 00:59:48,166 Hello, Robin? 783 00:59:49,291 --> 00:59:50,625 We've got a big case! 784 00:59:51,416 --> 00:59:54,416 A guy from Finance is discreetly coming to see Chantal. 785 00:59:55,333 --> 00:59:57,583 Yes. Did you hear me? 786 00:59:57,666 --> 00:59:59,250 That's all I'm hearing! 787 01:00:08,166 --> 01:00:09,833 That damn eastern wind! 788 01:00:14,541 --> 01:00:16,583 Damn dust from the cement plant. 789 01:00:22,458 --> 01:00:23,458 Disgusting. 790 01:00:34,458 --> 01:00:37,708 Are you crazy? What are you doing with all this trash? 791 01:00:37,791 --> 01:00:40,458 The city chose this spot as the new landfill site. 792 01:00:40,541 --> 01:00:43,083 But this land belongs to Mr. and Mrs. De Lespinasse! 793 01:00:43,166 --> 01:00:46,125 - Apparently, they donated it to the city. - "Donated", eh? 794 01:00:46,208 --> 01:00:50,250 Then, I'll go say a few words to those kind donators! Get out of the way. 795 01:00:50,333 --> 01:00:53,541 They donated it, did they? I'll give them a piece of my mind! 796 01:00:56,708 --> 01:00:58,000 Oh, shit! 797 01:00:58,083 --> 01:01:00,500 Dear God, they've gone all out! 798 01:01:02,791 --> 01:01:04,833 And this is a brand-new uniform! 799 01:01:06,250 --> 01:01:09,166 They're going to see what I'm made of! 800 01:01:09,250 --> 01:01:13,208 All this trash and tar! They'll pay! 801 01:01:16,000 --> 01:01:17,958 Great! Now my bike's broken! 802 01:01:19,208 --> 01:01:23,041 - Did you write "condolences"? - Yes, "sincere condolences". 803 01:01:23,125 --> 01:01:24,458 Why'd you write "sincere"? 804 01:01:24,541 --> 01:01:28,041 You don't even think it sincerely, plus it costs an extra 20 cents! 805 01:01:42,125 --> 01:01:44,166 Are you going to a carnival, Robin? 806 01:01:44,250 --> 01:01:47,375 They're counterattacking! But I'll have the last word. 807 01:01:47,458 --> 01:01:49,625 There's an urgent letter for Mrs. Sagazan. 808 01:01:49,708 --> 01:01:53,416 - No! You can't go looking like that! - See if I care! 809 01:01:54,250 --> 01:01:57,041 It just so happens I have a few words for the Mayor! 810 01:02:01,083 --> 01:02:02,500 Drama! 811 01:02:02,583 --> 01:02:03,583 Madame Greta! 812 01:02:04,333 --> 01:02:06,625 Please tell me what you see about this letter. 813 01:02:09,833 --> 01:02:10,958 It's from... 814 01:02:11,041 --> 01:02:13,375 an official... in a ministry! 815 01:02:13,541 --> 01:02:14,416 And? 816 01:02:19,208 --> 01:02:21,291 The letter is about land... 817 01:02:22,125 --> 01:02:23,875 belonging to Mrs. Sagazan... 818 01:02:24,625 --> 01:02:28,125 where they want to build a leisure complex around a new casino. 819 01:02:28,291 --> 01:02:30,958 A casino? Why not a brothel too? 820 01:02:45,125 --> 01:02:47,250 - Where are you going? - To see Julien. 821 01:02:47,333 --> 01:02:50,291 Julien... You know what I think of your little fling? 822 01:02:50,375 --> 01:02:53,458 It's not a fling. I'm going to marry him. 823 01:02:54,458 --> 01:02:57,041 While I'm still alive... you never will! 824 01:02:57,125 --> 01:03:00,666 - You almost married his dad. - Oh, please! That was a close call! 825 01:03:03,083 --> 01:03:05,625 In 20 days, I'm turning 18! 826 01:03:06,416 --> 01:03:07,916 While you're under my roof, 827 01:03:08,083 --> 01:03:09,666 you're still a minor, young lady! 828 01:03:09,833 --> 01:03:12,541 Well, Mr. Mayor, better get your sash ready. 829 01:03:26,875 --> 01:03:29,625 - Hi, father-in-law. - Hello, daughter. This is urgent. 830 01:03:29,708 --> 01:03:31,500 - Where's your mother? - She's baking. 831 01:03:41,458 --> 01:03:44,125 Robin! What the hell are you doing here? 832 01:03:44,208 --> 01:03:47,541 I came all the way here because this is urgent! 833 01:03:53,708 --> 01:03:55,166 What are you waiting for? 834 01:03:55,333 --> 01:03:56,208 For you to read it. 835 01:03:57,125 --> 01:03:59,375 "Urgent!" Must be interesting. 836 01:04:00,625 --> 01:04:01,625 PRIVATE 837 01:04:01,708 --> 01:04:03,083 See what it says there? 838 01:04:03,791 --> 01:04:05,666 - "Private." - Right. 839 01:04:06,458 --> 01:04:08,541 "Private" means it doesn't concern you. 840 01:04:08,708 --> 01:04:10,416 Well, maybe it does! 841 01:04:12,250 --> 01:04:14,791 What are you planning? Is this some sort of game? 842 01:04:14,958 --> 01:04:18,708 A game? Definitely not! I hate games! 843 01:04:18,791 --> 01:04:22,291 The reason I like Saint-Tropez is because people don't play games here! 844 01:04:22,375 --> 01:04:26,916 How wonderful is that? We don't even have a casino here! 845 01:04:28,041 --> 01:04:29,041 Right, I'm leaving. 846 01:04:30,583 --> 01:04:32,750 The city owes me a clean uniform. 847 01:04:32,833 --> 01:04:35,583 Tar is a stubborn stain, 848 01:04:35,666 --> 01:04:37,791 just like bad intentions! 849 01:04:56,500 --> 01:04:57,875 Hello? Lespinasse? 850 01:04:57,958 --> 01:05:00,500 We're in deep shit. Robin knows everything. 851 01:05:05,166 --> 01:05:07,958 Did you hear that? I think someone's near our car. 852 01:05:08,708 --> 01:05:09,750 You're right! 853 01:05:24,583 --> 01:05:26,583 Shit! My camera! 854 01:05:26,750 --> 01:05:28,458 I told you not to leave it there. 855 01:05:32,041 --> 01:05:35,166 - Are you in trouble? - Someone stole our camera. 856 01:05:35,250 --> 01:05:38,041 Go to the Saint-Tropez police station right away. 857 01:05:38,125 --> 01:05:41,625 - They're good, they'll find it for you. - Thank you! 858 01:05:56,583 --> 01:05:58,041 Hello, Mr. Police Officer. 859 01:05:58,125 --> 01:06:00,500 Hi, Virginie. Where's your mom? 860 01:06:00,583 --> 01:06:04,750 I don't know. The football team came for her and she left with them. 861 01:06:04,833 --> 01:06:06,791 - All 11 of them? - All of them. 862 01:06:17,916 --> 01:06:20,708 - Hello, Mr. Police Officer. - Hello, sir. 863 01:06:20,875 --> 01:06:22,458 We'd like to report a theft. 864 01:06:23,166 --> 01:06:24,166 At this hour? 865 01:06:25,041 --> 01:06:26,166 But it's noon! 866 01:06:26,250 --> 01:06:28,875 There's no schedule for thieving or reporting a crime. 867 01:06:28,958 --> 01:06:31,458 Well... alright, then. 868 01:06:31,541 --> 01:06:34,500 Do you realize I now have to fill in a report? 869 01:06:34,583 --> 01:06:35,833 Ouch. 870 01:06:43,166 --> 01:06:45,333 - Hi, Robin. - Hi, Gaspard. 871 01:06:46,458 --> 01:06:49,125 Hey, do you want to buy a camera? 872 01:06:49,208 --> 01:06:51,791 I'll sell it to you cheap, for a great price. 873 01:06:51,875 --> 01:06:54,333 So, you're the one who stole from those tourists. 874 01:06:54,416 --> 01:06:57,583 Those dumb tourists, they just pollute our life here. 875 01:06:57,666 --> 01:07:01,375 - Go on, get to the police station. - Come on, be a pal! 876 01:07:01,458 --> 01:07:05,041 My pal's a police officer and I like order. Come on, scram! 877 01:07:14,375 --> 01:07:16,208 How much was your camera worth? 878 01:07:16,291 --> 01:07:18,250 - Four thousand francs! - Five thousand! 879 01:07:18,333 --> 01:07:19,875 She's right, five thousand. 880 01:07:20,750 --> 01:07:23,125 - Must be a nice camera. - Yes. 881 01:07:23,208 --> 01:07:26,541 Right. Who are you pressing charges against? 882 01:07:26,625 --> 01:07:28,416 Well, against a person unknown! 883 01:07:28,500 --> 01:07:31,833 No! Don't press charges against a person unknown. 884 01:07:31,916 --> 01:07:33,875 We know who your thief is. 885 01:07:33,958 --> 01:07:38,000 He's of medium build, wears overalls and sandals. 886 01:07:38,083 --> 01:07:41,708 Last week, we missed him by just 80 feet! 887 01:07:41,791 --> 01:07:43,166 His name's Gaspard. 888 01:07:43,250 --> 01:07:44,666 Hey, there he is! 889 01:07:45,791 --> 01:07:48,583 Hi, Ficelle. Look at what I've got for you. 890 01:07:48,666 --> 01:07:51,666 My God! It's all I'm looking at! 891 01:07:51,750 --> 01:07:54,708 Go on, Gaspard. Give back what you stole from them. 892 01:07:57,250 --> 01:07:58,250 Come on! 893 01:08:00,250 --> 01:08:04,208 Seems we're bothering him! Go on, then! 894 01:08:04,291 --> 01:08:05,583 Isn't that something? 895 01:08:07,166 --> 01:08:10,291 - Pick what you want. - And more keeps coming! 896 01:08:12,416 --> 01:08:15,500 - Go on, pick! - You've got everything, you bastard! 897 01:08:19,541 --> 01:08:20,541 Here it is. 898 01:08:21,500 --> 01:08:24,416 Well, you're going to the slammer for a while. 899 01:08:24,500 --> 01:08:26,000 At least two hours! 900 01:08:27,500 --> 01:08:30,083 Gaspard, who'd you steal this from? Mrs. Récanier? 901 01:08:30,166 --> 01:08:32,125 - Who's that? - Let me see. 902 01:08:35,958 --> 01:08:37,625 There's someone in-- Oh, it's me! 903 01:08:43,125 --> 01:08:44,875 Get out of the way! 904 01:08:44,958 --> 01:08:45,958 Robin! 905 01:08:48,583 --> 01:08:49,958 What... what's the matter? 906 01:08:50,708 --> 01:08:51,708 It's the kiai! 907 01:08:52,541 --> 01:08:54,666 It's that damn kiai scream! 908 01:08:54,750 --> 01:08:57,708 He's "kiai-ed" himself! Robin! 909 01:08:57,875 --> 01:09:01,333 - Robin! - Cousin! Talk to me! 910 01:09:01,416 --> 01:09:04,750 You can't stay like this! Think of the family! 911 01:09:04,833 --> 01:09:08,916 Fresh air! Take him outside to get fresh air! 912 01:09:10,041 --> 01:09:12,791 Breathe, Robin! Breathe that country air! 913 01:09:12,875 --> 01:09:14,416 Do you hear the bells, Robin? 914 01:09:14,500 --> 01:09:17,041 And your dog, your mother! Robin! 915 01:09:17,125 --> 01:09:20,000 What about your great view? Don't you like it anymore? 916 01:09:20,083 --> 01:09:22,041 Call the witch doctor to exorcise him! 917 01:09:22,125 --> 01:09:23,166 And the rosemary? 918 01:09:24,083 --> 01:09:27,041 Can't you smell that rosemary? It could wake up the dead! 919 01:09:27,125 --> 01:09:28,250 Don't talk about that! 920 01:09:28,333 --> 01:09:31,333 I can't take it anymore. I don't know what to do! 921 01:09:31,416 --> 01:09:33,583 Call an exorcist. 922 01:09:33,666 --> 01:09:36,125 In the meantime, I'll have a Ricard. 923 01:09:37,291 --> 01:09:39,875 A Ricard? A glass of Ricard! 924 01:09:40,583 --> 01:09:42,958 Did you say Ricard? Not without me! 925 01:09:59,375 --> 01:10:02,666 I know what the Finance minister is coming here for. 926 01:10:03,625 --> 01:10:04,791 Is it serious? 927 01:10:04,875 --> 01:10:07,500 Serious? Yes, I believe so. 928 01:10:08,125 --> 01:10:14,083 They want to build a leisure center and casino in the middle of Saint-Tropez! 929 01:10:16,083 --> 01:10:17,625 We've got to do something! 930 01:10:19,250 --> 01:10:21,291 You're forgetting I was in Indochina. 931 01:10:22,333 --> 01:10:24,458 Sneaky tricks like that... 932 01:10:24,541 --> 01:10:26,208 I know all about them! 933 01:10:26,291 --> 01:10:29,750 I could even say... they're my specialty! 934 01:11:48,541 --> 01:11:50,083 TOULON-HYÈRES AIRPORT 935 01:11:50,250 --> 01:11:52,416 ARRIVALS 936 01:12:53,125 --> 01:12:54,791 The day of glory has arrived! 937 01:13:12,291 --> 01:13:13,791 Just like at Kang Goa! 938 01:13:20,583 --> 01:13:21,708 What happened? 939 01:13:22,708 --> 01:13:24,958 There was a wave. There was... 940 01:13:25,041 --> 01:13:26,750 Do forgive us. 941 01:13:26,916 --> 01:13:28,875 THE FREE STAMP 942 01:13:35,208 --> 01:13:36,333 Oh boy! 943 01:13:36,500 --> 01:13:37,916 Just like at Shibang! 944 01:13:47,000 --> 01:13:48,000 Thank you. 945 01:13:51,958 --> 01:13:53,041 Mr. Minister... 946 01:13:55,958 --> 01:13:58,500 - Place your bets! - All bets are closed! 947 01:14:15,625 --> 01:14:17,125 Like Diên Biên Phu! 948 01:14:26,833 --> 01:14:28,458 And this is like the Titanic! 949 01:14:35,333 --> 01:14:37,333 I can't take this. Enough is enough! 950 01:14:37,416 --> 01:14:41,125 That's not Robin, the postman! He's Attila the Hun! 951 01:14:41,208 --> 01:14:44,833 He's Nero desiring Rome! He's Fabius, wrecking our finances! 952 01:14:44,916 --> 01:14:47,416 - We've got to stop him! - Yes. 953 01:14:47,500 --> 01:14:49,708 We have to destroy him! Annihilate him! 954 01:14:49,791 --> 01:14:52,625 Like an evil beast. I just want to-- 955 01:14:52,708 --> 01:14:55,166 We have to make him incapable of destroying us! 956 01:14:55,916 --> 01:14:57,125 We have to scare him. 957 01:14:57,291 --> 01:14:59,208 I've got the right man for the job. 958 01:15:19,916 --> 01:15:22,958 - Once the season's over, I'm leaving. - Where to? 959 01:15:23,125 --> 01:15:24,333 - To Paris. - No way! 960 01:15:24,416 --> 01:15:25,541 - Yup. - With who? 961 01:15:25,625 --> 01:15:27,583 With this great Lebanese guy. 962 01:15:27,666 --> 01:15:30,875 You sure you're not going to Lebanon with a great guy from Paris? 963 01:15:30,958 --> 01:15:33,166 That's not funny! You're so unromantic! 964 01:15:33,958 --> 01:15:37,458 The last time I was romantic with her, I had to fly out of her window! 965 01:15:40,541 --> 01:15:41,541 Hey, Julien! 966 01:15:43,375 --> 01:15:46,583 - Julien, what's the matter? - Did your tricycle have an accident? 967 01:15:46,666 --> 01:15:48,583 - Very eco-friendly! - I'm on sick leave. 968 01:15:48,666 --> 01:15:51,666 Because of Mrs. Lespinasse, three telegrams a day! 969 01:15:51,750 --> 01:15:54,208 - I'm not Superman! - Yes, I know. 970 01:15:55,416 --> 01:15:56,625 I'll work with you guys. 971 01:15:58,333 --> 01:15:59,750 Yeah! 972 01:16:01,375 --> 01:16:04,875 We push our wheelbarrows 973 01:16:04,958 --> 01:16:08,291 To clean up all of Saint-Tropez 974 01:16:29,375 --> 01:16:30,541 What the hell is that? 975 01:16:31,500 --> 01:16:32,833 Now, this, kids... 976 01:16:33,000 --> 01:16:36,208 is Pantera. She moves like a Brazilian girl, 977 01:16:36,291 --> 01:16:39,833 smiles like a Roman girl, makes love like a Thai girl, 978 01:16:39,916 --> 01:16:43,250 as mute as a fish, and above all, she's Peruvian. 979 01:16:43,958 --> 01:16:45,500 Where did you find her? 980 01:16:45,666 --> 01:16:47,708 She's been looking for her soulmate, 981 01:16:48,458 --> 01:16:49,916 and she's not disappointed. 982 01:16:50,083 --> 01:16:51,541 She looks like a tranny. 983 01:16:52,583 --> 01:16:54,958 A tranny? Her? Then, I'm a homo! 984 01:16:57,791 --> 01:17:01,416 If this poor creature's lost, we could adopt her! What do you say? 985 01:17:01,500 --> 01:17:03,625 - Yeah, good idea! - Alright, we will! 986 01:17:03,708 --> 01:17:04,708 - Hi! - Hi! 987 01:17:07,583 --> 01:17:09,708 Well? Isn't anyone going to introduce me? 988 01:17:09,791 --> 01:17:11,541 Antoine De Lespinasse, 989 01:17:11,625 --> 01:17:13,791 Miss Pantera-thingy. Whatever. 990 01:17:14,916 --> 01:17:19,041 Julien Pygmalion wants her to climb down from her tree to turn her into a star. 991 01:17:19,125 --> 01:17:23,041 Well, if you want, you can climb my family tree any time. 992 01:17:23,125 --> 01:17:24,458 "If I want?" 993 01:17:24,541 --> 01:17:27,333 It's not every day you get to have fun with a big shot. 994 01:17:28,208 --> 01:17:31,125 Let's go. Take me to a place where there's no crowd. 995 01:17:31,791 --> 01:17:33,208 See ya later, you animals! 996 01:17:36,375 --> 01:17:39,250 SAINT-TROPEZ' SECRET CASINO PROJECT COMPROMISED 997 01:17:39,333 --> 01:17:41,458 MAYOR IS ASKED FOR AN EXPLANATION 998 01:17:42,625 --> 01:17:46,041 You know, we completely forgot to assign him a close guard, Chief! 999 01:17:47,375 --> 01:17:49,875 - Jean-Michel! - Coming, General! 1000 01:17:49,958 --> 01:17:51,708 Come here, give us another round. 1001 01:17:52,541 --> 01:17:56,375 If you blew into your breathalyzer, it would turn bright red in shame! 1002 01:17:56,458 --> 01:18:00,666 Shame, my friend, must be drunk to the very last drop! 1003 01:18:00,750 --> 01:18:02,666 So, give us another round. 1004 01:18:02,750 --> 01:18:05,583 - What are we toasting to? - To fresh air! 1005 01:18:05,666 --> 01:18:06,666 To Indochina! 1006 01:18:08,333 --> 01:18:09,416 At ease! 1007 01:18:09,500 --> 01:18:13,416 - We should drink to the Lord. - Not with this liquor! 1008 01:18:13,500 --> 01:18:15,375 - Hi! - Hey, old man! 1009 01:18:15,541 --> 01:18:17,708 Good evening, kids. What are you up to? 1010 01:18:17,875 --> 01:18:19,125 Doing eco-friendly rounds. 1011 01:18:19,291 --> 01:18:21,083 That's good, kids. Very good. 1012 01:18:21,250 --> 01:18:23,958 Hey, seniors, don't forget we're counting on you tonight. 1013 01:18:24,041 --> 01:18:26,875 - We'll be there! - Don't count on me. 1014 01:18:26,958 --> 01:18:28,458 Why not, Father? 1015 01:18:28,541 --> 01:18:31,416 Tonight is poker night at the bishop's place. 1016 01:18:32,416 --> 01:18:36,000 - Oh, right! That's sacred! - If you've got poker night, then... 1017 01:18:38,916 --> 01:18:39,958 Shit! 1018 01:19:40,250 --> 01:19:41,291 My car! 1019 01:19:41,833 --> 01:19:44,333 Stop, thief! Someone stop him! 1020 01:19:57,666 --> 01:19:58,666 It's done! 1021 01:20:05,083 --> 01:20:08,333 - Who wants the tail? - I want the thigh! 1022 01:20:11,333 --> 01:20:13,083 Looks delicious! 1023 01:20:27,291 --> 01:20:28,541 Looks tasty! 1024 01:20:30,833 --> 01:20:33,041 - Hey, what's wrong? - Nothing. Leave me alone. 1025 01:20:33,125 --> 01:20:34,583 She's waiting for her Julien. 1026 01:20:34,666 --> 01:20:36,041 He must be in a girl's bed. 1027 01:20:36,958 --> 01:20:38,125 Are you nuts? 1028 01:20:41,875 --> 01:20:43,000 Come on. 1029 01:20:43,083 --> 01:20:45,333 Don't listen to that lunatic, she's jealous. 1030 01:20:45,416 --> 01:20:48,208 - Your Julien will show up. - I couldn't care less. 1031 01:20:48,291 --> 01:20:49,916 Speak of the devil, there he is. 1032 01:20:57,750 --> 01:21:00,416 Guess what? Those damn cops towed my car to the pound. 1033 01:21:00,500 --> 01:21:02,875 - Isn't that crazy? - They don't respect anything! 1034 01:21:02,958 --> 01:21:05,875 They've even towed the police van! 1035 01:21:05,958 --> 01:21:08,875 Hey, thanks a lot guys! You could have left me a piece. 1036 01:21:15,333 --> 01:21:16,333 Thanks. 1037 01:21:17,750 --> 01:21:20,500 Well, I'm leaving, kids. 1038 01:21:20,583 --> 01:21:21,791 Bye, Robin. 1039 01:21:21,875 --> 01:21:23,958 Let's go fishing early tomorrow morning. 1040 01:21:24,041 --> 01:21:26,000 I'll go off to bed soon too. 1041 01:21:26,083 --> 01:21:27,916 Hey, Robin! Be a good example! 1042 01:21:28,000 --> 01:21:29,750 - Oh, sorry. - Well? 1043 01:21:31,291 --> 01:21:32,333 There you go. 1044 01:21:39,583 --> 01:21:42,041 - What are you doing? - Getting scoops. 1045 01:21:42,916 --> 01:21:44,041 What's a "scoop"? 1046 01:21:44,833 --> 01:21:46,791 Photos that are out of the ordinary. 1047 01:21:48,250 --> 01:21:50,875 Come with me to the woods, I'll give you some scoops. 1048 01:21:50,958 --> 01:21:52,375 Exclusive ones? 1049 01:21:52,458 --> 01:21:54,791 Unpublishable! 1050 01:22:23,958 --> 01:22:25,583 - Where are you from? - Chi Tong. 1051 01:22:26,958 --> 01:22:30,541 Oh, Chi Tong! Such great memories! 1052 01:22:30,625 --> 01:22:31,875 I left 20 men there. 1053 01:22:34,375 --> 01:22:35,416 It was spectacular! 1054 01:22:36,375 --> 01:22:38,833 Hey, you! I'm not bothering you, am I? 1055 01:22:40,041 --> 01:22:43,333 Relax, will you? Can't you see she's the one sweet-talking me? 1056 01:22:43,416 --> 01:22:45,166 Are you stupid or blind? 1057 01:22:45,875 --> 01:22:48,083 She needed a sucker to reel you in. 1058 01:22:48,166 --> 01:22:51,500 And she just happened to pick me, that's it! 1059 01:22:52,791 --> 01:22:55,166 Fine.. Sorry. 1060 01:22:56,208 --> 01:22:57,791 I'm stupid, but I can fix that. 1061 01:23:21,916 --> 01:23:22,916 And boom! 1062 01:23:24,166 --> 01:23:25,250 What time is it? 1063 01:23:28,416 --> 01:23:30,458 - It's midnight! - Time for a bath! 1064 01:23:30,541 --> 01:23:32,083 Everyone get naked! 1065 01:23:33,166 --> 01:23:34,541 We're going for a swim! 1066 01:23:37,500 --> 01:23:39,416 Watch out! Get out of the way! 1067 01:23:48,416 --> 01:23:51,416 And no matter what, no red mullets today! 1068 01:23:51,500 --> 01:23:53,666 Let's fill up on sea urchins! 1069 01:23:53,750 --> 01:23:55,583 Sea urchins? They're all empty! 1070 01:23:55,666 --> 01:23:58,375 I prefer empty sea urchins over sneaky red mullets. 1071 01:23:58,458 --> 01:23:59,583 - Really? - Yeah! 1072 01:24:14,291 --> 01:24:15,291 God damn it! 1073 01:24:16,916 --> 01:24:20,083 It's the Vietnamese! And I'm unarmed! 1074 01:24:21,375 --> 01:24:24,916 It's not the Vietnamese! You see them everywhere, even Saint-Tropez! 1075 01:24:25,000 --> 01:24:28,458 Why wouldn't there be Vietnamese in Saint-Tropez? 1076 01:24:28,541 --> 01:24:29,750 It's a geyser! 1077 01:24:34,416 --> 01:24:35,416 It's oil! 1078 01:24:38,625 --> 01:24:40,000 It's like diesel. 1079 01:24:40,083 --> 01:24:42,458 No, it's oil, and it's the good kind! 1080 01:24:43,291 --> 01:24:45,750 If this is oil, then this is pollution. 1081 01:24:45,833 --> 01:24:50,166 When it's in this amount, it's not pollution, it's money! 1082 01:24:50,958 --> 01:24:54,541 If we want to turn it into cash, we have to control all this. 1083 01:24:54,625 --> 01:24:57,541 You're right, let's control it. 1084 01:24:57,708 --> 01:24:59,708 Shell down 48 points, 1085 01:24:59,791 --> 01:25:03,083 while Robbins Oil has climbed up over 100 points. 1086 01:25:03,166 --> 01:25:07,458 Oil deposits discovered in Saint-Tropez have flipped all data on its head. 1087 01:25:07,541 --> 01:25:10,000 In the next few days, 1088 01:25:10,083 --> 01:25:12,750 we should expect an incredible collapse of the dollar. 1089 01:25:12,833 --> 01:25:15,750 - Shit! This is the end! - Now, the weather. 1090 01:25:15,833 --> 01:25:18,583 It's raining all over France except in Saint-Tropez. 1091 01:25:23,458 --> 01:25:24,458 Shit! 1092 01:25:27,041 --> 01:25:29,625 God damn-- Oh, sorry! 1093 01:25:29,708 --> 01:25:30,708 Amen. 1094 01:26:27,958 --> 01:26:30,333 I see so many changes going on in this city. 1095 01:26:31,875 --> 01:26:33,041 Oh dear! 1096 01:26:33,458 --> 01:26:35,416 Changes that will upset everything! 1097 01:26:49,541 --> 01:26:51,125 Yes. Yes, of course. 1098 01:26:51,208 --> 01:26:52,458 Not a problem. 1099 01:26:53,458 --> 01:26:55,958 - Alright. Goodbye. - Could you hold for a moment? 1100 01:26:58,375 --> 01:27:00,083 We've never had this much money! 1101 01:27:11,833 --> 01:27:15,791 Hello, British Oil? I'm listening. You want 120,000 barrels? I'll check. 1102 01:27:17,166 --> 01:27:19,708 Hello? The Minister of Transport? 1103 01:27:21,291 --> 01:27:22,666 You can come by anytime. 1104 01:27:24,375 --> 01:27:26,375 Hello? Yes, please hold. 1105 01:27:26,458 --> 01:27:29,166 Father-in-law, are you available for you-know-who? 1106 01:27:29,250 --> 01:27:32,333 I'm not available for anyone! I'm in a meeting. 1107 01:27:32,416 --> 01:27:34,791 Let us think in peace! 1108 01:27:36,291 --> 01:27:37,625 One for Robin... 1109 01:27:37,708 --> 01:27:38,958 A RICH SAINT-TROPEZ 1110 01:27:39,041 --> 01:27:40,125 and one for me! 1111 01:27:53,333 --> 01:27:55,250 Oh, money, money, money! 1112 01:28:03,166 --> 01:28:05,458 Yes! Yes, that's good! 1113 01:28:10,666 --> 01:28:12,625 Do you see what I see? 1114 01:28:12,708 --> 01:28:15,708 My God, it's all I'm seeing! 1115 01:28:44,708 --> 01:28:48,375 I have the feeling the shitshow's about to start. 1116 01:28:48,458 --> 01:28:49,916 Not for us, but for them. 1117 01:28:52,500 --> 01:28:55,916 Father-in-law, it's you-know-who again. He's insisting. 1118 01:28:56,083 --> 01:28:58,041 - Tell him I'll be right there. - Okay. 1119 01:29:40,416 --> 01:29:42,958 I'm the essential postman 1120 01:29:44,083 --> 01:29:46,750 Most important of all jobs 1121 01:29:46,833 --> 01:29:50,458 Without me, there'd be no news 1122 01:29:50,541 --> 01:29:53,458 Or traditions in your daily life 1123 01:29:53,541 --> 01:29:56,875 I'm the one you look out for each day 1124 01:29:56,958 --> 01:30:00,166 With anticipation and joy 1125 01:30:00,250 --> 01:30:03,500 I'm Cupid, messenger of love, 1126 01:30:03,583 --> 01:30:06,916 I bring you love letters 1127 01:30:07,958 --> 01:30:11,166 I'm the postman, always on time 1128 01:30:11,250 --> 01:30:14,500 The most skilled in Saint-Tropez 1129 01:30:14,583 --> 01:30:17,833 I'm the postman, a real prankster 1130 01:30:17,916 --> 01:30:21,125 I add some spice to my job 1131 01:30:21,208 --> 01:30:24,541 Serving others makes me happy 1132 01:30:24,625 --> 01:30:28,041 I come and go, I hand out mail 1133 01:30:28,125 --> 01:30:31,500 Registered post, perfumed letters 1134 01:30:31,583 --> 01:30:34,333 Each person gets what they're owed 1135 01:30:39,750 --> 01:30:42,750 Some people walk over flowers 1136 01:30:43,916 --> 01:30:46,541 Like they're walking on stones 1137 01:30:46,625 --> 01:30:50,208 And others make their engines roar 1138 01:30:50,291 --> 01:30:53,166 To pollute everything around them 1139 01:30:53,250 --> 01:30:56,000 When I go for a midnight swim 1140 01:30:56,958 --> 01:30:59,875 I swim in a pit of tar 1141 01:30:59,958 --> 01:31:03,208 Don't make fun of ecology 1142 01:31:03,291 --> 01:31:07,375 I'll prove that it's not crazy 1143 01:31:07,458 --> 01:31:10,875 I'm the postman, a real dreamer 1144 01:31:10,958 --> 01:31:14,125 The most skilled in Saint-Tropez 1145 01:31:14,208 --> 01:31:17,500 I'm the postman, a real prankster 1146 01:31:17,583 --> 01:31:20,916 I add some ideas in my job 1147 01:31:21,000 --> 01:31:24,250 I love the sea and the birds 1148 01:31:24,333 --> 01:31:27,625 Don't harm what's beautiful 1149 01:31:27,708 --> 01:31:31,125 I want the air to be pure and for trees to live 1150 01:31:31,208 --> 01:31:34,333 I'm a postman who loves nature 1151 01:31:41,125 --> 01:31:43,166 The objects are all taxed 1152 01:31:44,500 --> 01:31:46,833 The packages are all wrapped 1153 01:31:48,000 --> 01:31:50,208 The letters are all stamped 80893