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This programme contains some strong language.
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[Detectorists Season 3 Episode 4] - Enjoy!
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♪ Will you search through
the lonely earth for me
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♪ Climb through the briar
and bramble
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♪ I'll be your treasure
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♪ I'm waiting for you
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Morning.
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You sleep at all?
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No, I needed a wee most
of the night, but I was too scared.
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Of what?
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I don't know.
Ghosts, I think, or a wolf.
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You check the spot? Yeah.
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Anything? Nah.
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There's definitely more.
That's why they're watching.
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I figured it out.
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Who's watching what?
I figured it out in the night.
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The magpies have been watching
this spot for centuries.
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Successive generations of them.
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The magpies know there's
more down there.
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You sound a bit mystical.
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No. Makes sense.
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Magpies love shiny things.
Yeah, but they don't pass stories
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to their kids and grandkids.
How do you know?
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Might be some sort of collective
genetic memory.
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Do you want a cup of tea?
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How do I catch a magpie?
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Alive?
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Yeah.
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With utmost difficulty, mate.
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You reckon?
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Are you joking? What are your ideas?
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What's top of your list of ways
to catch a live magpie? A net.
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What kind of net?
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A big one. Like a landing net.
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What, and just creep up on it?
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Sit in a hide. Put bait out.
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Good luck with that.
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What are you going to do once you've
caught it? Interrogate it?
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I reckon that they're hoarding it
all in one place, the gold coins.
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So if we could catch a magpie
and attach a tracking device or a
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camera, get it to take another coin
and we could watch where it goes.
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I think you might have a urine
infection, mate.
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You held on to it for too long.
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Well, well,
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I have to try.
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You going up the club Monday?
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What's happening?
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Varde's giving
a talk on the NCP hoard.
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What's NCP stand for? I don't know.
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National Car Parks, isn't it?
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I might be late, I'm working.
You told me you quit your job.
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I did. I signed up again
with a temping agency.
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Weed killing on the A414. Nice.
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I'm not in till Tuesday,
so I thought I might stay here,
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guard the place.
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You avoiding your flat?
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No.
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Hello.
Have you come about the boiler?
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Erm, I'm looking for Lance.
Is he here?
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No. Is it about the boiler?
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What? No, sorry. Who are you?
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I'm Maggie.
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Lance's ex. Who are you?
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I'm Toni, Lance's... current.
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Currant?
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What, like a sultana?
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No, current, as in...
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Oh, my God!
Oh, are you Lance's girlfriend?
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Oh!
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Ha! Oh, I'm so sorry!
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I thought you meant like a raisin!
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Did he not tell you?
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Oh, my God! This must look awful,
me standing here in me slippers.
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No, he's just letting me stay in his
daughter's room while she's away.
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Come in!
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Come in!
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Ah!
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Kate's gone away? Yeah, she borrowed
his car. His little yellow TVR.
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While he's off camping or something.
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So, you're his girlfriend.
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Let's have a look at you.
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Ah.
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You're not how I thought you'd be.
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I thought you'd be more like,
you know... Like what?
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Well, he used to be married to me,
so someone more like,
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you know, nice clothes,
bit of make-up, not so tomboyish.
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What's your name again? Trevor?
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Toni.
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Oh! Ha!
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Oh, how funny!
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No, you look cute in that.
I mean, it wouldn't suit me.
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People expect me to have nice clean
nails, in my line of work.
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What's your line of work?
I'm an author. Are you? Yeah.
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Yeah, I've had a bit of a tidy up.
Place was in a right state.
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He needs someone looking after him,
that man.
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You a Scorpio?
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No.
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Do you want me to tell him
you were here?
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If you want.
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See ya.
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All right, Steve?
These the new spares, are they?
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Yeah, they're the new ones.
You fill the tanks with water?
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Yeah, it's just water in there. OK.
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Well, put half
a bottle of that in each tank.
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Don't get it on your hands
and don't breathe it in.
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All right? Yeah,
that's all done, yeah.
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Don't forget your, um... Na-ha.
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You need filling up? Er, yeah.
Yeah, give it here. I'll do it.
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Cheers.
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Thank you, Varde.
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Very interesting
talk on a fascinating hoard.
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And as ever, with these things,
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it throws up more questions
than it answers.
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I mean, why were so many
National Cycling Proficiency badges
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buried together?
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And by whom?
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Hell's Angels. Lance Armstrong.
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Any other questions for Varde,
before she rests her voice?
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You must be quite hoarse
after that marathon.
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No questions?
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OK, moving on. Lance.
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Have you got any further,
tracing your stolen coin?
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I've given up with that Teriyaki.
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I've been chasing
magpies for the last two days.
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That's good.
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Birdwatching's very
good for the soul.
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It's calming.
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Yeah, not this type of
bird-watching, Sheila.
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This is angry bird-watching,
for monetary gain.
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He wanted to catch one
and strap a camera to it.
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I left a coin there,
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but they didn't touch it cos
they knew it wasn't gold.
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They didn't touch it cos you were
sitting next to it with a net.
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Actually, Varde had
an idea about that, didn't you?
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Er, Varde was saying that magpies,
you know,
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being part of the corvid family,
are highly intelligent, so you
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could, given time, gain its trust
and get it to take things from you.
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It's all very well you saying that,
Varde.
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I haven't got the time
to tame a magpie.
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We lose that land in three weeks.
Honestly!
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You're all talk, sometimes!
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Are you sure you're not just using
this temporary magpie obsession
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to block out the difficulties you're
having in your private life?
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I was just going to say that.
Me, too.
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It seems like you're focusing
too much on magpies
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and not on your real problems.
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No.
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Anyway, I'm done with the gold coins
and the magpies.
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You were right. I'm going
to let that one go.
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Pint of Stella, please, mate.
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Hiya, Toni, love.
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Er, it's me.
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You haven't been returning my calls,
so I was just wondering
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if everything's all right.
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Anyway, er, give us a ring
when you get this message.
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Otherwise,
I'll probably see you at work.
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Bye.
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Cheers, Michael.
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Sure I can't tempt anyone to stay?
No, no.
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Got to be fresh for Bollywood
class in the morning.
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They're his favourite. Oh, yeah?
You like the old Bollywood, do you?
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Oh, yes.
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He's very good.
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He could be in the movies.
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If he dyed his moustache
and learned to speak Hindi.
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Bye, all.
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See ya. Night.
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You all right? You're going to stay
on your own? Yeah.
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I've got my magazine, you know.
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And I'm just going to give it
another hour,
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wait for Mags to go to bed.
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Bloody hell, mate.
That's no way to live.
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Won't be for long.
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I'd stay for another,
but I've got to be up early.
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Pressure hosing chewing gum
in Chelmsford.
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Charming. Cheerio. Cheers.
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Hi. Hi.
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Mm! Beer and Scout Hall!
You love it! I do.
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How was the club?
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Same. I can't imagine what you have
to talk about. Do you meet weekly?
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Very weakly, sometimes.
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Usually just turns into a therapy
session, if I'm honest.
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I would love to be
a fly on the wall!
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You don't have to be a fly
on the wall. You can come along. No.
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Oh, I've found a couple more flats
I want to see.
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Are you working tomorrow?
Yeah, afraid so. In Colchester.
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Oh. Where were you today?
Colchester, the same. All day?
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Till four, yeah.
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Andy uncovered a portion of Roman
mosaic last week, didn't you?
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I did, yeah. We were hoping there
was going to be more,
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but we only turned up
medieval stuff today.
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Didn't I see you on the A414?
Outside Mornam?
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Pardon? No, no, I was in Colchester.
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Looked like you, at lunchtime,
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spraying the weeds
on the hard shoulder.
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No, no, I don't know who
that could have been.
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Well, if it wasn't you, why
would you know who it was? Exactly.
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Yeah, could have been anyone.
I'm going to hit the sack.
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Are you coming up?
Yeah, yeah, won't be long. Night.
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What was that for? For lying about
Kate not taking your car.
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Oh. How did you find out?
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I came by your flat.
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And the car wasn't there? No.
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Was anyone else there?
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Yeah. Your ex-wife Maggie was there.
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Oh, right. Listen,
I've made a mess...
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Look, could you stop throwing
potatoes, just for a minute?
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Made a mess of things. I should have
told you, but I panicked. You lied.
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I know,
but I thought I was doing it for...
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Oh! Look, please,
stop throwing potatoes at me.
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I know I deserve to have
potatoes thrown at me,
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but it's very hard to concentrate.
There's nothing going on between us.
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We're not back together.
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I never suggested there
was anything going on.
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If there's one thing I know you're
not, Lance, it's a cheat.
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Oh. Well, thanks.
But you're a liar. And a coward.
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And those are two of my least
favourite character traits.
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I don't usually lie. No, you just
thought you'd try it out on me.
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You bastard! Lying is what breaks
couples up. Didn't you know that?
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I didn't think. Another character
trait I don't like.
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That's three.
Oh, I'm an idiot. Four.
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For months now, whenever I suggest
staying at yours, you say Kate's
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there and the place isn't your own
and you don't feel comfortable.
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I've never said
I felt uncomfortable.
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I just wanted to spend
some time with you.
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But the moment your ex turns up,
you give Kate your car keys,
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say make yourself scarce,
and the ex gets invited to stay.
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I couldn't turn her away, could I?
You turn me away on a regular basis.
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Right, I'm going to tell her.
She has to go. Do what you want.
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Mags...
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My name's Toni, for fuck's sake!
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How long have you been
waiting there?
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Two days? No, I heard you coming.
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You don't need to rev so hard when
you're changing up. Shut up, Dad.
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I wasn't expecting you back today.
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Came home early.
That's OK, isn't it?
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So, how was she? She was grand.
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I love her. She smells of the '70s.
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Although I did back her into a post
and broke a light.
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I'm kidding. Oh! You had me going
there! Actually, I'm not kidding.
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I did break a light.
I don't know why I said I didn't.
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I just felt like you wanted me
to say it, so I did.
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So you have broke a light or you
haven't? I have.
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I'm sorry. One of the back ones.
I'm so sorry. I will get it fixed.
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Doesn't matter. It's only a car.
No, please, don't be heartbroken.
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I thought you'd be angry.
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I thought I'd be the one
saying it's only a car.
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Yeah,
it's just one more thing, really.
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They say bad luck comes in eights.
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Did you not have a nice time without
me? Unforeseen circumstances.
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I messed up a bit, upset Toni.
Oh, you're kidding.
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My ex-wife Maggie showed up.
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THAT was your ex-wife? Oh, my God!
I let her in the flat. Oh, no.
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I had to let her stay anyway cos
she's split up with her partner
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and she was pretty cut up,
so I let her sleep in your room.
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So you didn't even see Toni.
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No.
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I'm sure you could patch it up.
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If she really means that
much to you.
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Yeah, there's a Triumph
specialist in Boughton.
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He's bound to have one in stock.
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I meant Toni.
Anyway, there's no rush.
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As long as I get to him this
afternoon before he shuts at four.
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Actually, you know,
I'd better get on with it.
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Oh, I was thinking about
what you said yesterday
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and I think I know where you
might have seen me.
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We did stop off in the afternoon
to survey another site.
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In Waldon.
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Yeah, I remember now. I know. Those
weren't sprayers you saw us with.
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It was surveying equipment,
measuring sticks.
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Oh, don't tell lies.
Do you think I'm stupid?
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I know what I saw and it wasn't
you being an archaeologist,
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but an agency worker spraying
weedkiller on the hard shoulder.
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What's going on, Andy?
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It was just water, actually.
I didn't put the weedkiller in.
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What IS going on?
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I quit my job. Quit or lost? Quit.
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It was a scam.
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I did find a mosaic and I'm pretty
sure there was more of it,
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but it was scraped away in the night
before I had a chance to find out.
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Because anything interesting
found would just delay
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construction of this office block.
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So then you quit
for the right reasons.
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Thanks.
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So what makes you think my daughter
wouldn't understand?
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Well,
because she wants to buy a flat
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and she's worried about Stan's
schooling and I think she'd
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rather I just bit my tongue for a
while, until we can afford a home.
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I think you'll find that ethics
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and principles stand pretty
high on my daughter's agenda.
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Yeah, I know. I didn't mean...
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I'm just very aware that, after
all those years studying,
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I'm not making much of a success
of being an archaeologist.
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Well, maybe you're not
an archaeologist.
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Maybe you're more of a... hobbyist.
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Can't make any money from hobbies.
That's why they're hobbies.
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Maybe you're not a money-maker,
either.
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What a guy
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Sorry for lying.
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What are you looking for?
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Oh, my God! You made me jump.
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00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:04,360
What are you doing, sitting there?
This is my room.
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00:24:04,360 --> 00:24:06,720
I thought you weren't coming
back till tomorrow.
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00:24:06,720 --> 00:24:09,520
Well...
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00:24:09,520 --> 00:24:12,480
I was just looking
for Lance's TV licence.
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00:24:12,480 --> 00:24:15,840
Do you know where he keeps his TV
licence? It's not in there.
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00:24:15,840 --> 00:24:18,280
Is it not? No.
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00:24:19,480 --> 00:24:22,280
You angry?
I'm a little bit angry, yeah. Aw.
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Don't be silly.
Come and have a cup of tea.
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God, you made me jump!
Did you have a nice time?
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I can't believe he lent you his car.
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00:24:32,920 --> 00:24:34,920
He never used to let me
go near that thing.
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Not to drive it, anyway.
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00:24:37,960 --> 00:24:40,760
Oh, I always hated getting
in and out of that car.
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00:24:40,760 --> 00:24:43,760
I could never do it without
flashing my knickers.
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00:24:43,760 --> 00:24:45,240
How long are you staying for?
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Not long. Just
until I sort myself out.
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You do know he's got a girlfriend,
don't you? Yeah.
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00:24:49,920 --> 00:24:53,640
I met the current. She's
a funny little thing, ain't she?
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00:24:53,640 --> 00:24:57,200
What are you doing here, Maggie?
Oh, dear.
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00:24:57,200 --> 00:25:00,800
You a little bit jealous? Yeah?
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00:25:00,800 --> 00:25:02,880
Have I upset your cushy
little number?
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Cos you must have it pretty easy
here, I suppose.
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Treat the place like your own.
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00:25:07,760 --> 00:25:10,040
Cos it was a right shithole
when I arrived.
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00:25:10,040 --> 00:25:13,640
What are you after?
I'm not after anything, love.
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00:25:13,640 --> 00:25:16,160
You're the one taking the piss.
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00:25:16,160 --> 00:25:18,920
I don't suppose Lance has ever told
you about us, has he?
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00:25:18,920 --> 00:25:21,200
Yeah, he told me
you left him for an arsehole.
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00:25:21,200 --> 00:25:25,000
Did he call him an arsehole? I think
he did, yeah. That's rude.
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00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:27,320
So, what is it
I need to know about you and my dad?
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00:25:27,320 --> 00:25:29,080
That we still have a deep
connection.
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00:25:29,080 --> 00:25:31,480
And we'll always be
there for one another.
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00:25:31,480 --> 00:25:34,600
He hadn't mentioned that, no.
We have a spiritual bond,
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00:25:34,600 --> 00:25:37,640
forged at a Pagan ceremony
at Avebury standing stones.
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00:25:37,640 --> 00:25:40,000
He kept that one to himself, too.
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00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:43,760
I know what Lance wants.
I know what Lance needs.
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00:26:01,160 --> 00:26:02,680
Oi!
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00:26:02,680 --> 00:26:05,440
Lollipop! Message from the arsehole!
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00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:12,520
I reckon about ten minutes, 15,
341
00:26:12,520 --> 00:26:16,680
for you to get your spells
and your potions out of my room
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00:26:16,680 --> 00:26:19,320
and your boney arse
out of my dad's life.
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00:26:26,120 --> 00:26:28,080
Boney arse?
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00:26:28,080 --> 00:26:29,240
Yeah.
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00:26:29,240 --> 00:26:30,760
Apparently.
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00:26:30,760 --> 00:26:32,800
That's from Working Girl.
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00:26:32,800 --> 00:26:35,280
That's what I said.
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00:26:35,280 --> 00:26:37,120
Melanie Griffith.
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00:26:37,120 --> 00:26:39,440
What did the text say?
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00:26:39,440 --> 00:26:42,560
Well, she wouldn't tell me,
only that it was him, you know.
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00:26:42,560 --> 00:26:44,440
Pizza Hut manager.
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00:26:44,440 --> 00:26:47,160
And she's gone now, Maggie?
Yeah, again.
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00:26:49,320 --> 00:26:51,840
Just got to patch things
up with Toni.
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00:26:53,960 --> 00:26:56,640
Connect 4. Did you bring games?
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00:26:57,920 --> 00:27:00,160
While away the hours.
356
00:27:07,440 --> 00:27:09,080
Where did you get the Kerplunk?
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00:27:09,080 --> 00:27:11,560
Charity shop.
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00:27:11,560 --> 00:27:14,040
You know, there isn't a single
charity shop that
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00:27:14,040 --> 00:27:16,040
doesn't have a Kerplunk.
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00:27:16,040 --> 00:27:19,160
You should check it out.
They can't shift them.
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00:27:19,160 --> 00:27:23,240
There's a Sue Ryder in Colchester,
there's a sign in the window -
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00:27:23,240 --> 00:27:26,200
"no Kerplunks, thank you!"
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00:27:26,200 --> 00:27:28,760
Cos it takes too long to put
the sticks back in.
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00:27:30,640 --> 00:27:34,480
If you take the time,
the rewards are obvious.
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00:27:39,800 --> 00:27:42,720
Of course, it should really
be on a level playing surface.
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00:27:44,880 --> 00:27:46,400
Your go.
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