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...On "10Things I hate About You!"...
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What the hell are you doing here?
And at 11:00 at night?
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You're different
from other girls.
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You're really serious
about this modeling stuff?
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Modeling's my dream.
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This whole time
you've been telling me
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this is about
your principles,
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you forgot to mention
your principle drives a motorcycle.
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You said yourself you don't
even know this guy.
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If I learn he's
bad news, he's gone.
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[Female announcer]
And now it's time
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for our final pose-off
in the male division,
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where our models will compete
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to see who rocks it
in the same outfit.
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This week, our outfit is
the most unforgiving yet--
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biker shorts.
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Good luck, gentlemen.
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Please take your places
on the Poser platform.
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Oh, my God.
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They slathered so much
baby oil on Trent B.,
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he's going to slip
and hurt himself. Huh?
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And pose.
I'm sorry, babe.
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I-- I just--
I can't concentrate
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with these cupcakes sitting
right in front of me.
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Uh-oh. Trent S. is
doing that weird thing
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with his foot again.
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Still?
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Even after Rachel
ripped him a new one last week?
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...final deliberation.
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[Woman]
This is why I hate
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former ballet dancers
who try and model.
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It just makes me furious.
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I would never book Trent S.
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He disgusts me.
Trent S. is the light.
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He sparkles. He has,
uh, the model essence.
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I would buy anything
from him.
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My complaint with Trent B.
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is that there's
absolutely nothing
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paradoxal about him.
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Well, I think that we have
finally made our decision,
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so let's bring the Trents out.
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Joey, she's announcing
the winner.
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What's taking so long?
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The male that has won
this week's Biggest Poser,
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and is guaranteed a spot
on the final Pose Off, is...
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[Bianca and Joey]
Trent S.
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Trent S.
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Yes.
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Aspiring models,
please send in your audition tapes.
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Let's see if you have
what it takes.
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I've got what it takes.
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Hi.
Oh, my God. You scared the bejesus out of me.
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[lisps]
I missed you.
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What are you--
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What are you doing here?
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Aren't you going to say hello?
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Hello.
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You've got to go now.
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If my dad finds you here,
he'll send me to convent,
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and I have a real problem
with organized religion.
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If I'm really quiet,
can I stay tonight? No way.
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A, I'm not
going to sleep with you
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until we talk about sex
and its implications,
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and B,
when and if we do do it,
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it will be nowhere near
my father.
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You said "do do."
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Can I just crash here?
I got kicked out.
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What happened?
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I wet the bed.
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Patrick, seriously.
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If you're going to keep
talking all night,
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I'll just sleep in the park.
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No, stay.
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If you were
horrifically murdered, it would really ruin my day.
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Thanks.
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Which side do you want?
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On the floor.
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Okay.
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But in the middle
of the night,
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if you decide you want me...
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I'll be right here.
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♪ Hey, hey ♪
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Patrick.
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What are you doing?
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Patrick.
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[snaps]
Patrick?
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Oh, my God,
this is so not cool.
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Patrick?
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Did I just eat this?
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And 11 of its friends.
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Oh, crap.
I sleepwalk sometimes.
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You don't say.
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Go upstairs quietly.
I'll clean this up.
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Where are my cupcakes?
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Don't look at me.
You know how I feel about processed sugar.
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Dad, did you eat
the cupcakes I baked for the cheerleaders
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again?
Not this time.
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And that time,
I was going through a rough patch.
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Celebrities
were dropping like flies.
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Farrah Fawcett
and Michael Jackson on the same day.
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This doesn't make any sense.
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If you didn't eat my cupcakes,
then who did?
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Wasn't that overactive
ass kissy blond boy here last night?
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There's no way
Joey would have eaten them.
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He couldn't even stand
to have them in the room, he was so tempted.
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Well, it sure sounds like
he could have eaten them.
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Hey, is it cool
if I borrow your car after school tomorrow?
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I'll see you in class.
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Later.
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Kat, I don't have time
to make out right now.
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What's going on with you?
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I come back from cleaning up
your cupcake carnage, and you're gone.
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Turns out your floor
isn't that comfortable.
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Patrick, this is serious.
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You were sleep eating,
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which, according to
whatsthedealwithmaleness.com,
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is brought on by stress.
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That's fascinating.
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Can I borrow your car or not?
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Why do you need it?
Where's your bike?
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It's been confiscated.
By your parents?
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What happened? If you're
in some kind of trouble, just tell me.
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Okay, I'm in trouble.
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What's going on?
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What's going on
is you won't stop asking me questions.
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Ha ha ha!
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Well, you're not
borrowing my car now.
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Thanks.
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So I've decided on an angle
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for my Biggest Poser
audition tape.
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Ready?
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The all-American boy.
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I'm going to be
the studly football player,
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and you ladies are going to be
the smoking hot cheerleaders by my side.
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What do you guys think? You in?
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Of course we are,
right, Chas?
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Oh, sure.
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I'll be sure to dial back
my charisma so I don't steal your focus.
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Thanks.
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I'm super psyched.
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Joey, did you by any chance
eat my cupcakes last night?
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No, why?
Does it look like I did?
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No. It's just that
my cupcakes were missing this morning.
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But if you say
you didn't eat them--
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Yo, I got a lawn.
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I'll be right there.
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Okay, I'll call you
with the dates.
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Did that seem weird?
Whicpart?
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Joey jogging like
a Mexican jumping bean,
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or that guy talking
like he had no teeth?
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No, Joey's reaction.
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I think he secretly
ate my cupcakes and then lied about it.
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Chastity, what if Joey has
some sort of eating disorder?
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Oh, please.
Joey's just weird.
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You're overreacting.
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Did you see that?
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Hey, hey, Kat,
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have you seen
Patrick Verona?
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No, why? Is that his package?
No.
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I saw his name on it.
Why do you have it?
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No reason.
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He's getting his mail
sent to my house.
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It's supposed to be
on the DL,
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so please don't
tell him I told you, or I'll have to home school,
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and my mom's a drop-out.
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Why would he do this?
Do you know what's in here?
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No, but it isn't ticking
and nothing's seeping out,
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so it's not a bomb
or a severed head.
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Something weird's going on.
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I'm worried
Patrick's in real trouble.
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I wish we could
just open this.
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No. You can't do that.
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Mail tampering's a felony.
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Yeah, you're right.
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A felony probably would
look bad on a college app,
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but we could follow him.
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Follow Patrick Verona?
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No way, no how, no, ma'am.
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You've got a death wish.
Be my guest.
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Count me out, misses.
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Okay. Then I guess I'll just
have to ask Patrick myself
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what's in the package
that was sent to you
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that nobody's
supposed to know about.
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So follow him?
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[cheerleaders]
Joey, Joey, he's our man.
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If he can't pose it,
no one can.
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I'm Joey Donner, quarterback
of the Padua High Penguins,
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and I'm the next
Biggest Poser.
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Oh, no. Not the next biggest,
the Biggest Poser.
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Cut.
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We've got to do it again.
My abs still aren't popping.
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Joey, we've already
done it 17 times.
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Your abs look amazing.
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But they have to be
astounding,
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or Pixie Krotch
will rip me to shreds.
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Oh, my God. Joey doe.
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I just read this article
in Cosmo Girl about eating disorders,
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and he's displaying
all the signs.
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No, that's what I was
afraid of.
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Wait, Joey's a guy.
Guys don't get eating disorders.
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No, they do. I saw
an episode of True Life
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called "I'm a dude, and I
have an eating disorder."
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Ooh, that sounds good.
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Joey needs our help.
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What do we do? How do you even
bring something like this up?
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Well, it's tricky.
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The article said
he'll be full of shame.
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Have you guys ever seen
Intervention?
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Here, take my car.
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Really? What's the catch?
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No catch. You're just
a friend in need.
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Just like that?
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Just bring it back
in one piece. Okay.
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You need a ride home?
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No, I'm good. Drive safe.
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Okay, thanks.
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You're weird when you're nice.
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Kat, Kat.
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This is your mom's car?
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Might as well follow him
in a parade float.
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Well, I doubt he's expecting
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southern California's
third highest-earning
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Josie May saleswoman
to be hot on his tail.
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Here's your disguise.
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Here.
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Just go.
We're going to lose him.
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I just got my license
last week.
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I feel like I should warn you.
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Prepare, observe, move.
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Go!
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I'm just worried
that if we have
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an intervention for Joey,
he'll freak.
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Plus, how am I
supposed to explain
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why you guys are there
and not his football buddies?
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So invite
his football buddies.
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I can't. Then he'll be
really embarrassed.
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He'd never forgive me.
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Okay, pause for genius.
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We'll do a fake intervention
for Bianca,
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then it'll make sense
that it's only us and Joey.
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Then we'll use
all of his real problems
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as your fake problems.
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Once he hears that you guys
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do all the same
sick, bizarre stuff--
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He'll totally realize
he has a problem, too.
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Oh, my God. C, it's brills.
I love this idea.
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I don't know. It seems
a little far-fetched.
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Why would he believe it?
Trust me.
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I've seen all 108
episodes of Intervention.
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I can coach you
how to react.
253
00:11:00,467 --> 00:11:01,701
First, you need to be
in denial.
254
00:11:01,735 --> 00:11:03,236
It's the most pathetic step.
255
00:11:03,270 --> 00:11:04,938
Then, you have to
angrily get up
256
00:11:04,972 --> 00:11:06,039
and try to leave.
257
00:11:06,073 --> 00:11:07,740
The more erratic you act,
the better.
258
00:11:07,775 --> 00:11:10,376
Once you sit back down,
we all read our letters to you.
259
00:11:10,410 --> 00:11:12,378
We tell you how much
we love you, blah blah,
260
00:11:12,412 --> 00:11:15,347
and how much your sickness
is hurting all of us, blah blah.
261
00:11:15,381 --> 00:11:17,381
Then finally,
you break down, cry,
262
00:11:17,416 --> 00:11:19,616
and admit that you have
a problem.
263
00:11:19,651 --> 00:11:21,885
Okay. It's worth a try.
264
00:11:21,919 --> 00:11:23,219
Yay.
265
00:11:23,254 --> 00:11:24,754
I haven't had this much fun
planning something
266
00:11:24,789 --> 00:11:25,989
since I helped Janelle plan
267
00:11:26,023 --> 00:11:28,424
my surprise birthday party
last year.
268
00:11:30,427 --> 00:11:35,230
Okay. Patrick's just
going to this corporate office building.
269
00:11:35,264 --> 00:11:38,733
Quick, park.
You have to follow him. See where he goes.
270
00:11:38,767 --> 00:11:40,067
Me? Why me?
271
00:11:40,101 --> 00:11:41,565
Because he'll recognize me.
272
00:11:41,599 --> 00:11:43,365
You're not 6'6".
273
00:11:43,400 --> 00:11:45,501
Just park.
Parallel park?
274
00:11:45,535 --> 00:11:49,271
Oh, gosh.
Okay, I can do this.
275
00:11:49,305 --> 00:11:51,406
Here we go.
276
00:11:51,440 --> 00:11:53,741
1, turn indicator on.
Check.
277
00:11:53,775 --> 00:11:56,977
2, line up rear bumpers.
Check.
278
00:11:57,011 --> 00:12:00,045
Hurry.
I'm doing my best.
279
00:12:01,047 --> 00:12:02,014
3...
280
00:12:02,048 --> 00:12:04,782
3, 3.
281
00:12:04,816 --> 00:12:07,451
Put car in reverse.
Check.
282
00:12:07,486 --> 00:12:09,019
While you're busy
writing checks,
283
00:12:09,054 --> 00:12:11,020
he just went inside.
284
00:12:11,055 --> 00:12:12,355
Should I still park?
285
00:12:12,389 --> 00:12:14,057
I feel like I should
see this thing through.
286
00:12:14,091 --> 00:12:16,759
Yeah, just-- We'll wait
till he comes out.
287
00:12:16,793 --> 00:12:18,160
See where he goes next.
288
00:12:18,194 --> 00:12:21,195
Okay. 4, uh...
289
00:12:21,229 --> 00:12:24,368
I miss the old Bianca,
290
00:12:24,402 --> 00:12:28,071
the one who didn't
keep secrets from me, like the other day.
291
00:12:28,106 --> 00:12:29,539
I know
you ate my carrot cake
292
00:12:29,574 --> 00:12:31,708
and you lied about it
when I asked you.
293
00:12:31,742 --> 00:12:32,976
[Bianca]
No, I didn't.
294
00:12:33,010 --> 00:12:36,178
I hate carrot cake.
I'm being framed.
295
00:12:36,213 --> 00:12:38,914
Then why did you have
cream cheese icing on your chin?
296
00:12:41,083 --> 00:12:42,917
This is ridiculous!
297
00:12:42,952 --> 00:12:44,418
I'm out of here.
298
00:12:45,420 --> 00:12:47,555
Don't try and stop me.
299
00:12:47,589 --> 00:12:50,057
Bianca, wait, please.
300
00:12:50,091 --> 00:12:51,491
Please sit down.
301
00:12:51,526 --> 00:12:54,661
We're only doing this
because we love you.
302
00:12:56,564 --> 00:12:57,730
[clears throat]
303
00:12:57,765 --> 00:12:59,265
It's okay.
304
00:12:59,299 --> 00:13:00,733
"Dear Bianca,
I love you very much,
305
00:13:00,767 --> 00:13:02,434
"so it pains me to say this,
306
00:13:02,469 --> 00:13:03,802
"but I've noticed lately
307
00:13:03,837 --> 00:13:06,004
"that you have been
spitting out your food
308
00:13:06,038 --> 00:13:07,338
"instead of eating it,
309
00:13:07,373 --> 00:13:09,473
"and when you hurt yourself,
310
00:13:09,508 --> 00:13:13,744
"you hurt me, too.
"We all look up to you.
311
00:13:13,778 --> 00:13:16,145
"When you can't see
how beautiful you are,
312
00:13:16,180 --> 00:13:17,947
especially your abs--"
313
00:13:19,649 --> 00:13:23,685
It scares us.
Oh, yeah. - Joey?
314
00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:25,353
Is there anything
you want to say?
315
00:13:25,388 --> 00:13:27,122
I feel terrible.
316
00:13:27,156 --> 00:13:29,056
I had no idea you had
a problem, Bianca.
317
00:13:29,091 --> 00:13:30,658
You eat all the time.
318
00:13:30,692 --> 00:13:33,160
I just thought
you were one of those naturally skinny girls
319
00:13:33,194 --> 00:13:35,495
who'd eventually fill out
as she matured.
320
00:13:35,529 --> 00:13:38,130
Not that you're not
as beautiful as anything
321
00:13:38,165 --> 00:13:40,032
just the way you are.
322
00:13:40,066 --> 00:13:43,069
I'm just saying it's why
this is such a shock.
323
00:13:44,237 --> 00:13:45,571
Oh, good, Ms. Tharp.
324
00:13:45,605 --> 00:13:47,105
I figured I'd clue in
a professional,
325
00:13:47,139 --> 00:13:48,239
so I called
the guidance counselor.
326
00:13:48,273 --> 00:13:49,974
I'm here, Bianca.
327
00:13:50,009 --> 00:13:53,010
Let me join
this circle of love, okay?
328
00:13:58,416 --> 00:14:00,717
It's been almost an hour.
What is he doing in there?
329
00:14:00,751 --> 00:14:03,319
Oh, I got to pee,
I got to pee, I got to pee.
330
00:14:03,353 --> 00:14:05,654
I told you not to drink
that huge soda.
331
00:14:05,688 --> 00:14:07,989
Well, that ship has sailed.
332
00:14:08,024 --> 00:14:09,691
Let me just run in real quick.
333
00:14:09,725 --> 00:14:11,659
No. What if he comes out?
334
00:14:11,694 --> 00:14:13,861
Here. If you have to
pee so bad, use this.
335
00:14:13,896 --> 00:14:17,464
Are you kidding?
I just started using public restrooms a year ago.
336
00:14:23,903 --> 00:14:28,339
Hi. I need
a hydrating concealer in light beige,
337
00:14:28,373 --> 00:14:32,943
unless you think I need
a medium beige.
338
00:14:32,977 --> 00:14:35,011
Just give us a minute,
ma'am.
339
00:14:35,046 --> 00:14:37,580
Look, my mom
loaned me the car.
340
00:14:37,614 --> 00:14:40,015
The least we can do
is make a sale.
341
00:14:40,050 --> 00:14:41,784
Everything's
in the back seat.
342
00:14:41,818 --> 00:14:43,018
Where are you going?
343
00:14:43,053 --> 00:14:44,186
Into the bushes.
344
00:14:44,220 --> 00:14:45,855
I appreciate
the soda cup offer,
345
00:14:45,889 --> 00:14:47,623
but I want my first time
exposing myself
346
00:14:47,657 --> 00:14:49,057
to be with someone special.
347
00:14:57,397 --> 00:15:00,832
So light or medium?
Do you have your color wheel?
348
00:15:00,866 --> 00:15:03,067
No, but I'm thinking
light beige.
349
00:15:03,101 --> 00:15:06,069
Unless I find medium first.
350
00:15:06,103 --> 00:15:08,637
Oh, my goodness.
351
00:15:08,672 --> 00:15:14,176
Your giant sales associate
is urinating in the bushes.
352
00:15:14,211 --> 00:15:15,411
This is not your toilet,
young man!
353
00:15:15,446 --> 00:15:17,647
He's not peeing.
He's collecting samples
354
00:15:17,681 --> 00:15:19,916
for our organic line.
355
00:15:19,950 --> 00:15:21,918
Here you go.
Free gift, new customer.
356
00:15:21,952 --> 00:15:24,286
Oh, thank you.
Awesome.
357
00:15:24,321 --> 00:15:26,322
Do you have a card?
Bye-bye now.
358
00:15:26,356 --> 00:15:27,356
Bye-bye.
359
00:15:31,527 --> 00:15:32,594
What?
360
00:15:35,031 --> 00:15:36,164
You followed me?
361
00:15:36,198 --> 00:15:37,165
No.
362
00:15:37,199 --> 00:15:40,806
This is just my new
after-school job.
363
00:15:44,196 --> 00:15:45,496
So you're stalking me now?
364
00:15:45,531 --> 00:15:47,231
Look,
we're not stalking you.
365
00:15:47,265 --> 00:15:48,966
Cameron and I just have
a lot of questions.
366
00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:51,267
No, I don't have
any questions, not a one.
367
00:15:51,302 --> 00:15:54,103
In fact, I have answers--
to homework questions.
368
00:15:54,137 --> 00:15:55,638
I'm going to go
sit in the car.
369
00:15:57,207 --> 00:15:58,674
Where are you going?
370
00:15:58,708 --> 00:16:00,341
See, this is why
I had to follow you,
371
00:16:00,376 --> 00:16:03,311
because any time anybody
wants to talk to you, you just walk off.
372
00:16:03,345 --> 00:16:04,779
I was at
my therapist's office.
373
00:16:04,813 --> 00:16:06,247
He's really good.
You want his card?
374
00:16:06,281 --> 00:16:07,748
Therapist? I thought--
375
00:16:07,782 --> 00:16:08,949
You thought what?
376
00:16:08,983 --> 00:16:10,450
I was going to
my secret crack den
377
00:16:10,484 --> 00:16:12,284
so me and my baby mama
could tat each other up?
378
00:16:12,319 --> 00:16:13,786
No.
379
00:16:13,820 --> 00:16:15,787
I don't know. Why are you
seeing a therapist?
380
00:16:15,822 --> 00:16:18,389
Let's just say
I'm not really having a Josie May day.
381
00:16:23,028 --> 00:16:24,528
Patrick.
382
00:16:26,164 --> 00:16:30,166
Kat, I'm going to take off.
Can I get that visor back?
383
00:16:35,171 --> 00:16:39,506
Bianca, sweetie,
how long have you been struggling with this problem?
384
00:16:39,541 --> 00:16:42,408
I don't know.
Not that long.
385
00:16:42,442 --> 00:16:44,442
It's okay.
386
00:16:44,477 --> 00:16:45,643
You're in a safe zone.
387
00:16:45,678 --> 00:16:48,812
Thanks, but I'm
kind of ashamed.
388
00:16:48,847 --> 00:16:50,747
I'd rather it just
be my friends.
389
00:16:50,781 --> 00:16:52,648
Why don't you think of me
as a friend
390
00:16:52,682 --> 00:16:55,550
who happens to have
a Master's in counseling?
391
00:16:55,584 --> 00:16:57,318
Now,
I've got a secret for you.
392
00:16:57,352 --> 00:16:58,986
Believe it or not,
393
00:16:59,021 --> 00:17:00,187
I have also had my battles
394
00:17:00,222 --> 00:17:02,355
with self-esteem
and body issues,
395
00:17:02,390 --> 00:17:04,891
so I totally get
where you're coming from.
396
00:17:04,925 --> 00:17:07,092
Now, I would like
to introduce you to mirror work,
397
00:17:07,126 --> 00:17:09,394
which changed my life.
398
00:17:09,428 --> 00:17:12,096
So why don't you take a look
and tell me what you see?
399
00:17:12,130 --> 00:17:14,499
Can you see
how pretty you are?
400
00:17:14,533 --> 00:17:18,639
Yeah, I am really pretty.
401
00:17:18,673 --> 00:17:19,907
You can go now.
402
00:17:19,942 --> 00:17:22,776
Don't be mad at me
for asking her to come, Fiver.
403
00:17:22,810 --> 00:17:24,710
I'd do anything
to help you get better.
404
00:17:24,745 --> 00:17:26,513
Really?
405
00:17:26,547 --> 00:17:29,450
Well, you know what would
really help?
406
00:17:29,484 --> 00:17:32,220
It would be great if you
could be healthy with me.
407
00:17:32,255 --> 00:17:35,225
Oh, good idea.
Mm-hm. Yes.
408
00:17:35,259 --> 00:17:36,826
I'll give up my food log
409
00:17:36,861 --> 00:17:38,294
if you give up yours,
410
00:17:38,328 --> 00:17:40,796
and I'll stop doing
obsessive crunches if you will.
411
00:17:40,831 --> 00:17:42,197
Would you do that for me?
412
00:17:42,231 --> 00:17:45,900
For you? Sure.
413
00:17:47,236 --> 00:17:48,702
Bianca.
414
00:17:48,737 --> 00:17:50,971
Dad.
Oh, Dr. Stratford, thank you for coming.
415
00:17:51,005 --> 00:17:53,672
I came soon as I could.
Honey, if you have a problem, we'll deal with it.
416
00:17:53,707 --> 00:17:56,241
We'll get you counseling.
Or Ms. Tharp says
417
00:17:56,275 --> 00:17:58,176
there's an excellent
boarding school in Utah
418
00:17:58,210 --> 00:17:59,878
that's had amazing
success stories.
419
00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:02,746
Utah? No, I don't have
an eating disorder.
420
00:18:02,781 --> 00:18:04,514
This is what denial
looks like.
421
00:18:04,549 --> 00:18:06,282
I really don't. Joey does.
422
00:18:06,316 --> 00:18:08,384
This is a fake
intervention for him.
423
00:18:08,418 --> 00:18:10,018
We were afraid
he'd be full of shame,
424
00:18:10,052 --> 00:18:11,419
so we pretended
it was for me.
425
00:18:19,460 --> 00:18:22,094
Wait, Joey, I'm sorry,
but I didn't know what else to do
426
00:18:22,129 --> 00:18:23,495
when you lied about
eating those cupcakes.
427
00:18:23,530 --> 00:18:26,031
I didn't lie.
Check my food log.
428
00:18:26,065 --> 00:18:28,066
If I'd eaten them,
I would have made a notation
429
00:18:28,100 --> 00:18:29,867
in the bad carbs column.
430
00:18:31,803 --> 00:18:32,836
See?
431
00:18:32,870 --> 00:18:35,404
I'm eating
2,500 calories a day--
432
00:18:35,438 --> 00:18:37,839
lean protein,
whole grains, veggies,
433
00:18:37,874 --> 00:18:41,108
and odorless
fish oil caps.
434
00:18:41,143 --> 00:18:43,110
My body fat's at 12%.
435
00:18:43,144 --> 00:18:44,778
That's as healthy
as you can get.
436
00:18:44,812 --> 00:18:47,447
But what about the chicken?
I saw you spit it out.
437
00:18:47,481 --> 00:18:49,115
And you were obsessing
over your abs,
438
00:18:49,149 --> 00:18:50,783
even though they're better
than the Situation's.
439
00:18:50,817 --> 00:18:52,784
The chicken was raw.
440
00:18:52,819 --> 00:18:55,453
And I know my abs
are way better than the Situation's.
441
00:18:55,488 --> 00:18:56,654
That's why I'm always
doing this.
442
00:18:59,658 --> 00:19:02,059
I admit, I got a little crazy
with the video,
443
00:19:02,093 --> 00:19:04,395
but that's only because
I really want to get on the show
444
00:19:04,429 --> 00:19:06,730
to launch my super-successful
modeling career.
445
00:19:06,764 --> 00:19:10,600
I'm just impatient
to take the world by storm. That's all.
446
00:19:10,634 --> 00:19:12,735
I just want you
to be careful.
447
00:19:12,769 --> 00:19:17,071
So many models get too thin
because of all the pressures to be modely,
448
00:19:17,105 --> 00:19:19,173
and I don't want that
to happen to you.
449
00:19:19,207 --> 00:19:21,074
I don't want that
to happen, either.
450
00:19:21,108 --> 00:19:22,742
So tell you what.
451
00:19:22,776 --> 00:19:27,078
If you see me going overboard,
you pull me back to shore.
452
00:19:27,113 --> 00:19:28,313
Deal?
453
00:19:28,347 --> 00:19:30,549
Deal.
454
00:19:32,619 --> 00:19:36,322
So then who ate
those frigging cupcakes?
455
00:19:43,128 --> 00:19:45,429
Look, I'm sorry.
I shouldn't have followed you.
456
00:19:45,463 --> 00:19:47,597
At least let me give you
a ride home.
457
00:19:47,631 --> 00:19:49,832
We don't even have to talk.
458
00:20:03,979 --> 00:20:05,612
Just drop me back at school.
459
00:20:06,981 --> 00:20:09,282
I can take you
all the way home. It's no problem.
460
00:20:10,418 --> 00:20:12,085
Okay, school it is.
461
00:20:16,156 --> 00:20:18,523
So how about them Dodgers?
462
00:20:18,558 --> 00:20:20,125
I'm a Padres fan.
463
00:20:20,159 --> 00:20:23,461
See, that's something
I didn't know about you.
464
00:20:23,495 --> 00:20:24,829
Sharing's fun.
465
00:20:24,863 --> 00:20:26,997
Why do you care so much?
466
00:20:27,031 --> 00:20:29,166
Because.
467
00:20:29,200 --> 00:20:30,834
Because what?
468
00:20:32,837 --> 00:20:35,805
I just care about you, okay?
469
00:20:35,839 --> 00:20:37,773
God, I'm sorry. I'll stop.
470
00:20:39,509 --> 00:20:40,576
What do you want to know?
471
00:20:40,610 --> 00:20:43,478
Why are you in therapy?
472
00:20:43,512 --> 00:20:44,645
You were right.
473
00:20:44,680 --> 00:20:46,947
The sleep eating
is from stress,
474
00:20:46,982 --> 00:20:48,682
caused by my stepfather.
475
00:20:48,717 --> 00:20:50,951
He's a jackass.
476
00:20:50,985 --> 00:20:53,153
Thank you for telling me.
477
00:20:55,823 --> 00:20:57,656
So what's in the package?
478
00:20:57,691 --> 00:20:59,258
A Snuggie.
479
00:21:01,727 --> 00:21:03,561
Who wouldn't want
a blanket with arms?
480
00:21:06,131 --> 00:21:22,143
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