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Previously on
The Kardashians...
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I know something that
is hard for my mom.
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Like, "Did I create them
to get to this level?"
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Right.
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The work, the
fun, the family,
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I'm grateful and blessed,
but... it's a lot.
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So, how'd your call go with
Dolce, Domenico and them?
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I got a call saying
that they wanted me
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to creative direct their
fashion show in Milan.
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I don't wanna pass this up.
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- She's putting out all
these vibes from my wedding,
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looks that we so
carefully curated.
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- She's mad that I'm
doing the Dolce thing.
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- It's not rational.
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- It's just, like, legit
copying my wedding.
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- ♪ My whole life, people
tell me how to live ♪
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♪ My whole life, never
had a [censored] to give ♪
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♪ I'm all right, I don't
need your two cents ♪
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♪ I got money in the bank,
snowflakes on my fist ♪
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♪ If you tell me what to do,
watch me bang up on my chest ♪
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♪ I'm a woman, I'm the best,
take offense, say less ♪
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- I swear this is where
I came to get my license.
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- ♪ This is my life ♪
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♪ Hey! ♪
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♪ Watch out, this is my life ♪
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- Hi. Thank you guys
for... staying open.
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Today,
we are with Kim,
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and we are getting her
driving license picture ready.
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But it's a big deal 'cause you have
to live with it for a long time.
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- Yeah, but too many people live with
driving licenses which are not cute.
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No matter where Kim goes, me and
Ariel have got her back.
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- Duh. They say this is...
- I mean, this is, this is the most
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important photo you'll
ever take in your life.
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- I'm turning 42.
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That's why we all look so much better
than, like, our, our grandparents did
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when they were, like, 60 and... You know?
- Hm.
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It's not the Botox?
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- My hopes for
42-year-old Kim is that
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I really just wanna have fun,
I want peace, I want calmness,
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I want good vibes.
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Yeah, everything.
I want the whole world.
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My height is 5'3 and a half.
What does this say? 5'3".
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- Get a stick...
- Get a, a height thing.
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What are you talking about? Of course.
- Kimberly, you're definitely, like, 5'2".
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- I was gonna say, it's definitely 5'4".
- Five...
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- Oh!
- Yeah, I think 5'4".
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Okay, guys.
Thank you for waiting.
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I really just want
it to look good.
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Like, why not bring a
light and a glam team?
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It's definitely crazy,
but I don't care.
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What if I went...?
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- So, I'mma have you go do your
25-question knowledge test.
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Wait, what? ARIEL: What?
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- For real?
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Oh, I was like, "I-I can do it."
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Are you gonna fix the hair?
- Yeah.
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Do you need a blow dryer?
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Do we need to
powder, like, there?
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You guys, should I
add "West" or no?
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- No, I'm Kim Kardashian.
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Oh, my God, I'm so nervous.
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Just kidding, as long as
I have photo approval.
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Chin down.
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You wanna keep your
eyes focused on the blue circle.
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- This is gonna be...
- 'Kay, hold on, wait 'til I'm not smiling,
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hold on.
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- God, can you imagine?
- What if I'm like...?
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Okay, hold on.
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- I would die.
- Okay, no wrinkles, no smiles.
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- It's gonna set
up first. - Okay.
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Let me know
when you're ready.
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- Ready. And stop,
dude. - Ready?
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- No. Just let me just move this.
- Dude.
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- Uh, I promise. You're gonna
have to live with this for years.
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You'll hate it.
- Okay, okay.
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Hold on.
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Okay.
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Ready? Four
seconds, here we go.
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One, two, three,
four.
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Can I see it? BLANCA: Yeah.
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- Come on, guys. We all
need to approve this.
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Mm, can we try again?
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- Maybe if you... Can
you come out a bit more?
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So it's not so cropped.
- Not so... Yeah.
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Yeah, is there
any way to save this,
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do another, and have
'em side by side?
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Can you just AirDrop
it to us really quickly?
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You risk losin' it.
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- I think you could do better.
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- Shoulders back.
Yeah. BLANCA: Ready?
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Mm-hmm.
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Four seconds. One, two, three, four.
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Moment of truth.
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Oh, my God.
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Wow. KIM:
We're snatched.
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- We're snatched. Looks really...
- Good, this one's good.
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It looks exactly the same
as the other one.
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She nailed it.
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We work with many photographers
along the time, Blanca,
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and you, you got the
shot.
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- I wouldn't say
we normally get it.
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- In two shots?
- In... Yeah.
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- We trusted our instincts. First
is the worst, second is the best.
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That's why I'm the second child.
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- Thanks, guys.
- We love you.
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- Bye.
- Couldn't have done that without you.
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Bye.
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- Oh, my God, hello. KHLOÉ:
Okay. What is happening here?
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- We're doing,
like, Lemme setups.
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You look gorgeous.
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- Darling.
- No, you crushed.
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Has our girl spoken to Kim yet?
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- No, and that's
sorta why I'm here.
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I w... feel like...
Well, I mean, think...
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Is that her behind me?
- No. Oh no, it is.
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- Oh, my God.
- Hi.
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Hi, guys. SIMON: Hi!
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- Hi!
- Hi. Oh.
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Oh.
- Oh, just one.
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Yeah. Oh. SIMON: Hi.
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- We're in the U.S.
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- Oh, we are.
- Wait, so you weren't going to, uh,
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Baby 2 Baby, Bye Bye Baby,
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or Baby 2 Baby?
- I do the same thing.
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- Baby 2 Baby.
- Oh, you are going?
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You found something to wear?
- No. So, I'm potentially going.
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As of now, I don't have an outfit.
- Okay.
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I'm actually coincidentally going and
sitting at the Dolce table.
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Oh.
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- Oh.
- Speaking of Dolce.
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Speaking of.
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- Whatever's going on
with Kourtney and Kim,
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the tension is
brewing and brewing.
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And the more time that goes by,
the thicker the tension gets.
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Like, let's just move on, we're
making this so much bigger
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than it needs to be.
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Just tell her.
Like, have the talk.
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No, but for real,
when are you, like...
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You have to just
talk to Kim already
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just to, like, move these
things along in life.
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- Yeah.
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No, I think about it 'cause I feel
like I can move on and be like,
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"No one can kill your vibe,"
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you know, like, "You're gonna have a good day."
- I, I believe you can in that way...
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- Yeah.
- But I don't think you can
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coexist with her,
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and I don't think
it's healthy for you,
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- but also, your guys' relationship is
wild. - I also think Kim's ready
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for the conversation.
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- Yeah.
- I feel like on the call that we had,
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she was actually
saying things like,
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like... If the sh... Yeah.
- Like if the shoe was on the other foot.
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- She would be...
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- She understands.
- If she felt bad,
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don't you think she
would reach out and say,
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"Hey, I was thinking about it, and
I really feel..." Blah blah blah.
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Like, I don't think
that she feels...
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- To my understanding,
she's tried to talk to you,
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but you haven't
been ready to talk.
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- Zero percent false.
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- Zero percent.
- And she's reached out to you
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to, like, apologize.
- I mean, 100% false.
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- Yeah. KHLOÉ: I'm
still confused.
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Zero percent true.
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- It comes from an
old thing of us, like,
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being 18 months apart.
- Since... the day she's been born,
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I feel like this has been brewing.
- And just having, like, a more
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competitive, like,
nature as sisters.
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And then, I think the one
time I've even slightly
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done anything that
was similar to her,
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which was, like, hang some
Christmas lights in my entry
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that were, like, similar...
- Oh.
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- Which I didn't even see hers at the time.
- Christmas Light Gate.
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- Like, didn't even know.
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- Didn't even know and it was
such a thing. - It was...
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- But it was like...
- An actual thing?
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- A huge thing.
- I feel like I go to, like, big extents
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to, like, have my own thing.
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But there's no, like,
sense of loyalty,
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or, like... feeling of,
like, "Oh, how would I feel?"
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It's almost like a
greediness to, like, how...
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What can we do, and how many things,
and everything moves so fast.
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And I feel like we have it all,
we have everything that we...
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More than we could want or need.
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If I look at the photos
from the fashion show,
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like, half the time I'm
like, "Is this my wedding?"
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Like...
- But why can't you say that to her?
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- Because I'm also, like,
it's who she is to her core.
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This is definitely not about a
brand; it was about my wedding.
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I didn't feel truly supported.
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I think it's just that
it's like a free-for-all.
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It's like no, like, boundaries,
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and it felt like there's no decency
to, like, ask me how I felt about
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her doing this so
closely to my wedding.
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It's also, like, no one j-just,
like, gives a about anything.
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It's like the Wild West.
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Like, we're just gonna take and do
as we want, whatever's best for us.
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- Well, so what are you gonna
do, not talk to her forever?
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- That's an option.
- Yeah.
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- Let's just go with
our options here.
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Have the talk soon, have it in
six months when you implode.
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- Yeah. It's gonna be an imploding.
- Or what?
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- I don't know. I don't...
- But the amount of energy
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you're giving to him and I,
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why don't you just give to
her and let this be done?
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- 'Cause she's so intolerable to
even have a conversation with,
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that she's, like, on her
phone the whole time,
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can hardly look up,
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really hard to engage with.
- What if we put the phones
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- down for the talk?
- Yeah.
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It just makes me
wanna, like, run...
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- Mm.
- The other way.
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- Oh no.
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I just thought, what
else could you take from me?
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Can I have anything that's mine?
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Our family is so interconnected,
and we always have been.
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All of our businesses
were all together.
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But I think, like,
for my survival,
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I need my own identity, and
I need just my own life.
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I really love having
some separation,
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and having my own friends,
and having my own,
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you know, family.
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- Hey, look, I never
knew there was a problem
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until I spoke to you,
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- and you were crying,
and... - Mm-hmm.
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- like, that's the first time
I knew there was an issue,
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- and I was like, "Oh, my God."
- Was this Milan weekend?
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- This was in Milan.
- Yeah.
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- And she called just to say hi to
me, and check on me, and then just...
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Me? KHLOÉ: Mm-hmm.
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And then just
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started hysterically crying rightfully so.
- Yeah.
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- But I had not a clue there
was an issue. - Right.
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- I think one reason
we have, as a family,
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been able to not be complete
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diva psychopaths
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is because we have each other
to, like, check each other.
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Yeah. KHLOÉ: Correct.
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But it sounds like, yeah,
the conversation needs to happen.
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And she wants that...
Kim, obviously, wants...
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She doesn't want the tension.
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And she was, on that phone call
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- very apologetic. She was ready...
- Kim wants to make it right with you.
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- She's very... She's
very up and down,
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depending on her mood.
- She wants to make it right with you.
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I'll make sure she's
in a good mood.
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I've already talked to her.
- Well, no, it's not even a good mood,
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it's the right mindset.
- No, I've already talked to her.
249
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- You know how, sometimes,
she's in a mindset
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where you're like,
"You're my enemy?"
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structure with notes... Narrow, yeah.
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- And to not go off the notes.
- I think I'm gonna make a whiteboard.
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I think you actually...
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- They can walk into a whiteboard.
- I think you should.
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- A big one. I think you just...
- What if I just wrote, "Stay Away,"
256
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- and then just...
- Stay away.
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that's the end of the meeting?
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Hi!
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Hello. KHLOÉ: You
look so pretty, Trace.
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Thank you. What's
the latest and greatest?
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- Oh, my God, all
the birthday drama,
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as you know. TRACY: Oh, wait.
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Okay, so how are we gonna surprise
her? So, what's the plan for Friday?
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Should we tell her Friday, get
all... the whole group chat together,
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tell her in person?
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- Me, Tracy, and Steph are planning
this whole Vegas surprise for Kimberly.
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We sorta just
wanna scoop her up,
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get her on a plane, go
to Vegas for the night,
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see Usher in concert,
and come back home.
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It's turned into
such a thing, I know,
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- and I know you guys are so over it.
- I'm so over it, honestly.
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- Should we not go?
- No, we're going.
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- Yeah, we're still going, right?
- We're going.
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We're gonna have so much fun.
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And you know what?
She's gonna have fun.
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She needs it.
- I think so.
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I call Kim, "Hey, like, what do
you wanna do for your birthday?"
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And she's like, "I guess
we could have a dinner."
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Kim sends me the longest list of
people that she wants invited,
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and she just starts texting them,
and telling them they're coming.
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I'm like... "What?" Like,
this wasn't supposed to be a r...
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I didn't have a
real dinner planned.
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We were just doing some,
like, casual dinner
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because we knew what
was coming the next day.
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Out of the blue, I now have to
plan a real sit-down proper dinner.
286
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This has turned into
a crazy shitshow.
287
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- Wait, should we call Steph?
- Yeah.
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- We should game plan with her
and see what she wants to do.
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I feel like everyone else is
excited 'cause they're not involved
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in the planning.
- Right.
291
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Hi. - Hi.
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Okay, so how
are we gonna tell her?
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So, are we just gonna
pull her aside and say,
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"Kim... no questions asked,
295
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but we have a surprise
planned for you tomorrow."
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Shut the up. TRACY:
Like, don't ask us any questions.
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- Get your glam done, and be ready by...
- Get your glam done.
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- Five or whatever time we pick.
- And then we're gonna come pick you up.
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- Yeah, perfect.
300
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- And we're dressed
for our night.
301
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- We're dressed for the night.
- Yeah.
302
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'Cause we go from
the plane to dinner,
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dinner to the concert.
- To the concert.
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And then after that,
we're coming right back.
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- Love.
- Perfect.
306
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- Okay. Wait, guys, should I have Usher...
- Oh, my God.
307
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- pull her up on
stage or will she die?
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She'll kill you.
309
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All right, so...
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- I do not wanna go
up, not my thing.
311
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- That would be cute,
Khloé, you could go.
312
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- Uh. Steph, you go.
- That would be cute. I love that.
313
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- I could go.
- Exactly.
314
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How could I go?
315
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I don't want all those photos of me up there makin' weird faces.
- True.
316
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Like, get the
outta here, all you people.
317
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I'm actually not going
to Vegas anymore.
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- All right, guys.
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Hello?
320
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Huh.
321
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Anybody know where Kim is?
322
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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- You're nice and dressed up.
324
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Kim is gonna be 42,
325
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but what I think about
today is when I was 42,
326
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and where was I when I was 42,
327
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and, honestly, that
seems like yesterday.
328
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You're gonna be 42.
329
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When I was 42, I just
had a baby at 41.
330
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- That's crazy.
- Isn't that crazy?
331
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- Yeah.
- Mm-hmm.
332
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- I think I'm done.
333
00:15:28,388 --> 00:15:31,307
- You have four
kids... Probably.
334
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- It's a lot.
- I mean, I had six,
335
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but I was a stay-at-home-mom...
336
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- Yeah.
- And took that job really seriously.
337
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Like, I was so proud of you guys.
- Yeah.
338
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- I still am today. I mean,
I'm... couldn't be more proud.
339
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I think we're so lucky.
340
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When I was growing up,
and even in the '80s
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when you guys were
born and little kids,
342
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nobody really had a
family, that I knew,
343
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that all lived together...
344
00:15:54,581 --> 00:15:55,623
- Yeah.
- In the same neighborhood.
345
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And I think that's what
we're so blessed with
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is the ability to
communicate with each other,
347
00:16:01,046 --> 00:16:03,839
the ability to love each
other as hard as we do...
348
00:16:03,840 --> 00:16:06,634
- Yeah.
- And that's what makes it so special.
349
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But at the same time,
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we've built this amazing
life for ourselves,
351
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and, sometimes, I feel
like it can be... a curse.
352
00:16:19,814 --> 00:16:24,610
- Sometimes, I feel like I've
helped build something that
353
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can also be a burden.
354
00:16:26,404 --> 00:16:28,406
The haters.
- Yeah.
355
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- They're so brutal sometimes,
356
00:16:31,034 --> 00:16:35,038
and I feel like... I feel
bad that I've brought this
357
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element, you know, to our lives,
and it's hard, it's a struggle.
358
00:16:41,836 --> 00:16:43,837
You know?
- You shouldn't feel that way.
359
00:16:43,838 --> 00:16:46,591
- It weighs heavy
on my heart a lot.
360
00:16:47,217 --> 00:16:51,972
Now, sometimes, I just feel guilty
about... the other side of the coin,
361
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that we've created this life,
not only a big responsibility,
362
00:16:55,934 --> 00:16:59,103
but it's also... can
be very negative.
363
00:16:59,104 --> 00:17:02,481
- Mm-hmm, it can be really negative.
- Mm-hmm.
364
00:17:02,482 --> 00:17:07,194
I think that this life that we
live, as beautiful as it is,
365
00:17:07,195 --> 00:17:08,737
we get blamed for everything.
366
00:17:08,738 --> 00:17:10,739
- Mm-hmm.
- Everything's our fault.
367
00:17:10,740 --> 00:17:13,909
- Khloé's responsible
for Tristan cheating,
368
00:17:13,910 --> 00:17:15,119
and having a ba... or being...
369
00:17:15,120 --> 00:17:17,746
You know, and it's like, "Wait, what?"
- Or if he lost a basketball game.
370
00:17:17,747 --> 00:17:18,581
- Yeah.
371
00:17:18,582 --> 00:17:20,583
- And I feel so bad for you guys
372
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that you have to bear
that on certain days
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like... we sometimes
experience, you know?
374
00:17:25,922 --> 00:17:27,047
- Yeah.
375
00:17:27,048 --> 00:17:29,091
I get where my
mom is coming from
376
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because this past year really
has been wild for our family.
377
00:17:32,470 --> 00:17:35,639
But all of this is a
part of our journey.
378
00:17:35,640 --> 00:17:37,975
God makes no mistakes.
379
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All of this is happening for us
380
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for the lessons that we have
to learn here on this planet.
381
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Do you remember...
382
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This is gonna make me cry,
383
00:17:46,860 --> 00:17:50,446
but do you remember when
you were robbed in Paris,
384
00:17:50,447 --> 00:17:53,115
and you were tied up and
thrown into a bathtub,
385
00:17:53,116 --> 00:17:54,825
and that... the trauma of that,
386
00:17:54,826 --> 00:17:56,994
and I remember you said,
387
00:17:56,995 --> 00:18:01,665
"Thank God it happened to me because
if it happened to anybody else,
388
00:18:01,666 --> 00:18:03,752
they wouldn't have
been able to survive."
389
00:18:04,002 --> 00:18:06,128
- Totally.
- And it wouldn't have happened the same way.
390
00:18:06,129 --> 00:18:09,215
But you, you know, kind of,
391
00:18:09,216 --> 00:18:12,134
handle every situation like that.
- Like, when it was done, I was just like...
392
00:18:12,135 --> 00:18:14,220
- Yeah.
- "Thank God this was me
393
00:18:14,221 --> 00:18:15,596
"and not one of my sisters...
- Yeah.
394
00:18:15,597 --> 00:18:18,974
because it would, like,
them up for life."
395
00:18:18,975 --> 00:18:20,060
- For life.
396
00:18:21,811 --> 00:18:24,647
When my kids are in
pain, I'm in pain.
397
00:18:24,648 --> 00:18:26,649
When my kids hurt, I hurt.
398
00:18:26,650 --> 00:18:28,777
And I never know what
I'm gonna wake up to.
399
00:18:29,027 --> 00:18:34,949
It could be the greatest day in the world
and just feeling so blessed to be alive,
400
00:18:34,950 --> 00:18:37,326
or it could be a little dark,
401
00:18:37,327 --> 00:18:41,163
and there could be things
going on that we can't control.
402
00:18:41,164 --> 00:18:44,250
I don't know anyone who
could've handled what you...
403
00:18:44,251 --> 00:18:45,960
I'm so proud of you...
404
00:18:45,961 --> 00:18:47,753
- Thank you.
- Every single day...
405
00:18:47,754 --> 00:18:49,505
- Thank you.
- For the way that you live your life.
406
00:18:49,506 --> 00:18:51,549
I wish that everybody knew how
407
00:18:51,550 --> 00:18:54,093
beautiful and delicious your heart was.
- But you can't... Thank you.
408
00:18:54,094 --> 00:18:56,262
- And they would never say one thing about you.
- But you live in this guilt
409
00:18:56,263 --> 00:19:00,182
thinking like, "I wish I didn't," you
know, "help all my kids get famous."
410
00:19:00,183 --> 00:19:01,810
You just can't live like that.
411
00:19:02,143 --> 00:19:05,396
This is also our journeys,
and we wanted this,
412
00:19:05,397 --> 00:19:08,232
and you just helped
us fulfill our dreams,
413
00:19:08,233 --> 00:19:10,192
and, like, what
our potential was.
414
00:19:10,193 --> 00:19:11,278
- Yeah.
- You know?
415
00:19:11,486 --> 00:19:15,322
Life is about hardships and
how you get through them.
416
00:19:15,323 --> 00:19:17,157
- Yeah.
- And we know how to get through them.
417
00:19:17,158 --> 00:19:18,909
- Yeah, we do.
- It's the one thing we do.
418
00:19:18,910 --> 00:19:24,915
I think, like... the Kardashians, like,
we don't stoop... to anyone's level,
419
00:19:24,916 --> 00:19:27,751
and we get through things, and
we get through them together.
420
00:19:27,752 --> 00:19:31,338
Thank God we have each other. Thank
God we have that support system.
421
00:19:31,339 --> 00:19:33,924
- Yeah.
- That is what I base a lot of my sanity on.
422
00:19:33,925 --> 00:19:35,467
Absolutely.
- It's our saving grace
423
00:19:35,468 --> 00:19:37,720
that we get to live life with one another.
- It's our sanity.
424
00:19:37,721 --> 00:19:39,722
- Yeah, that's a gift.
425
00:19:39,723 --> 00:19:41,932
And I hope you appreciate that gift.
- Yeah.
426
00:19:41,933 --> 00:19:44,269
No, I do... I do.
427
00:20:07,500 --> 00:20:09,627
- Oh, my God, she's
gonna love it.
428
00:20:09,628 --> 00:20:11,045
I love it.
429
00:20:11,046 --> 00:20:15,341
I am hosting Kimberly's
birthday dinner
430
00:20:15,342 --> 00:20:17,676
at her offices
431
00:20:17,677 --> 00:20:21,805
because I really didn't know I was
hosting a dinner until, like, Tuesday,
432
00:20:21,806 --> 00:20:24,516
and it's Friday, so voila.
433
00:20:24,517 --> 00:20:26,685
But how gorgeous is it?
434
00:20:30,315 --> 00:20:32,817
Hi! Hi! KHLOÉ: Hi, Mom.
435
00:20:34,027 --> 00:20:35,653
This is stunning.
436
00:20:35,654 --> 00:20:39,490
Khloé put so much love
and passion into this,
437
00:20:39,491 --> 00:20:41,116
and making it really
special for Kim
438
00:20:41,117 --> 00:20:45,621
because Kim's usually the one who's
making everything so special for us.
439
00:20:45,622 --> 00:20:47,957
Where's the birthday
girl? Is she not here?
440
00:20:47,958 --> 00:20:48,958
Nope, we beat her.
441
00:20:48,959 --> 00:20:51,043
- You look so good, Kourt.
442
00:20:51,044 --> 00:20:55,089
She texts me at 7:55, "Is this
an on-time kind of thing?"
443
00:20:55,090 --> 00:20:57,258
- Today is Kim's birthday
444
00:20:57,259 --> 00:20:59,969
and no matter what's
going on between us,
445
00:20:59,970 --> 00:21:02,012
you know, we always
show up for each other.
446
00:21:02,013 --> 00:21:05,307
Of course, I'm going
to celebrate my sister.
447
00:21:13,275 --> 00:21:16,819
- Hi! You look stunning!
- Hi.
448
00:21:16,820 --> 00:21:20,239
- Are you kidding me?
- Oh, hold on.
449
00:21:20,240 --> 00:21:21,240
Yes.
450
00:21:21,241 --> 00:21:22,992
- No, you look amazing.
451
00:21:22,993 --> 00:21:24,953
Oh, my God, bitch.
452
00:21:25,287 --> 00:21:29,624
This is, literally, your color.
You look amazing! I'm serious.
453
00:21:30,959 --> 00:21:34,461
Seriously, you really do.
- Oh! Thank you.
454
00:21:44,139 --> 00:21:48,351
- Happy birthday, beautiful.
- Ahh! The birthday girl!
455
00:21:50,020 --> 00:21:52,354
Oh, my God,
it's so beautiful.
456
00:21:52,355 --> 00:21:55,691
Khloé created such a
nice vibe at my office.
457
00:21:55,692 --> 00:21:58,861
It's such a fun time with
everyone that I love.
458
00:21:58,862 --> 00:22:01,238
It's just so intimate
and beautiful.
459
00:22:01,239 --> 00:22:04,743
You look so pretty.
- Hi, you look so pretty.
460
00:22:06,328 --> 00:22:07,536
Happy birthday, bitch.
461
00:22:07,537 --> 00:22:10,497
- Thank you.
- You're an hour late to your own party?
462
00:22:10,498 --> 00:22:12,625
Everyone, sit down!
463
00:22:12,626 --> 00:22:14,543
Let's
sit down for dinner!
464
00:22:14,544 --> 00:22:19,048
The birthday girl's here an
hour late; let's sit down.
465
00:22:19,049 --> 00:22:21,717
- From a basketball
game, I had to!
466
00:22:21,718 --> 00:22:25,179
- Well, Tracy was at the
same game and she's here.
467
00:22:34,814 --> 00:22:35,815
- Yes.
468
00:22:37,150 --> 00:22:38,151
- Okay.
469
00:22:42,906 --> 00:22:45,909
- Well, I have you guys, so
why do I need to invite anyone?
470
00:22:46,576 --> 00:22:48,203
- It's not just us.
471
00:22:50,330 --> 00:22:51,248
- Okay.
472
00:22:55,502 --> 00:22:59,923
- I love everything, yes.
Surprise me. Kind of.
473
00:23:03,802 --> 00:23:04,802
- Yeah.
474
00:23:04,803 --> 00:23:07,221
I'm surrendering
this year, though.
475
00:23:07,222 --> 00:23:08,848
Surprise me.
476
00:23:10,350 --> 00:23:11,977
I can't control everything.
477
00:23:14,688 --> 00:23:15,896
- You can.
478
00:23:21,319 --> 00:23:22,529
- I mean...
479
00:23:30,036 --> 00:23:31,745
- Yes, I do, I know
the whole thing.
480
00:23:31,746 --> 00:23:33,957
- Wait, at the party?
- Absolutely.
481
00:23:36,001 --> 00:23:37,626
Abso--lutely.
482
00:23:37,627 --> 00:23:40,754
I knew everything because
everyone has a big mouth.
483
00:23:40,755 --> 00:23:43,299
Benny Medina called me,
"Have fun in Vegas,"
484
00:23:43,300 --> 00:23:45,676
and he goes, "Oops, am I not
supposed to tell you that?"
485
00:23:45,677 --> 00:23:47,303
Shelli Azoff called
me on my birthday,
486
00:23:47,304 --> 00:23:49,430
and was like, "I'm so sorry
I can't come to Vegas."
487
00:23:49,431 --> 00:23:51,682
And then she goes, "Shit, did
I just ruin this for you?"
488
00:23:51,683 --> 00:23:53,142
I knew the whole time.
489
00:23:53,143 --> 00:23:55,519
But I'm a nice person, and
I want people to feel like
490
00:23:55,520 --> 00:23:58,607
their surprises are
supr... I'm a good actress.
491
00:24:00,108 --> 00:24:02,027
Call me, Hollywood.
492
00:24:02,444 --> 00:24:04,862
- And you need to wear
your thottiest, sexiest...
493
00:24:04,863 --> 00:24:07,197
You need to wear
what Danielle has for you.
494
00:24:07,198 --> 00:24:08,240
Maybe tomorrow
night if you wanna wear
495
00:24:08,241 --> 00:24:09,783
the crystal bra and the crystal pants.
- We'll see you tomorrow.
496
00:24:09,784 --> 00:24:11,994
If you wanna wear your crystal outfit, tomorrow's the day.
- Okay.
497
00:24:11,995 --> 00:24:13,913
Tomorrow's the night
for that out... that look.
498
00:24:13,914 --> 00:24:14,747
- Okay.
499
00:24:14,748 --> 00:24:17,583
So, I know Khloé's worked
so hard on this surprise,
500
00:24:17,584 --> 00:24:20,252
so I'm not gonna act
like I know anything.
501
00:24:20,253 --> 00:24:22,171
I don't wanna make 'em feel bad.
502
00:24:22,172 --> 00:24:23,631
- Khloé!
503
00:24:23,632 --> 00:24:25,007
And we love you,
504
00:24:25,008 --> 00:24:26,967
and eat your Nobu,
and shut the up,
505
00:24:26,968 --> 00:24:29,261
and have your lychee
martini, bitch.
506
00:24:29,262 --> 00:24:32,014
Khloé, I sent
you a text, read it!
507
00:24:32,015 --> 00:24:35,100
Okay, Mom! It's
like Game of Thrones!
508
00:24:35,101 --> 00:24:37,061
This is wild!
509
00:24:37,062 --> 00:24:39,188
Oh, yes,
Mom, go ahead!
510
00:24:39,189 --> 00:24:40,148
Okay.
511
00:24:40,565 --> 00:24:43,984
So, Shelli and I...
are gonna give a toast.
512
00:24:43,985 --> 00:24:47,781
So, I just wanna say, before
I have another martini,
513
00:24:48,615 --> 00:24:51,367
as I said today when I
wished you happy birthday,
514
00:24:51,368 --> 00:24:54,371
you are the strongest
woman in the world.
515
00:24:54,955 --> 00:24:56,997
You are a rock star,
516
00:24:56,998 --> 00:24:59,208
and I'm so proud of you.
- Wait, you sent Khloé the same text?
517
00:24:59,209 --> 00:25:01,794
- What?
- You sent Khloé the same text?
518
00:25:03,046 --> 00:25:04,964
- You are...
- Let her finish.
519
00:25:04,965 --> 00:25:06,215
Let her finish.
- Stop it.
520
00:25:06,216 --> 00:25:08,300
We all look up to you.
521
00:25:08,301 --> 00:25:09,969
You're a superpower.
522
00:25:09,970 --> 00:25:11,845
And
you are pretty much now,
523
00:25:11,846 --> 00:25:13,764
at this point, the
leader of our family.
524
00:25:13,765 --> 00:25:15,891
You're like the person
we all go to when...
525
00:25:15,892 --> 00:25:16,892
Huh?
- What?
526
00:25:16,893 --> 00:25:19,520
- No, but she's like
a... she's magic.
527
00:25:19,521 --> 00:25:21,772
- Hey, I don't have time
to take on those duties.
528
00:25:22,899 --> 00:25:25,526
- I love you, I am so honored,
529
00:25:25,527 --> 00:25:28,279
but I'm not ready for
you to pass the baton.
530
00:25:28,280 --> 00:25:30,531
You need at least
five more years.
531
00:25:30,532 --> 00:25:32,241
- I am in awe of
every single day
532
00:25:32,242 --> 00:25:34,744
the way you handle every
single thing in life.
533
00:25:37,664 --> 00:25:40,207
- I mean, if she
wants to be, ya know?
534
00:25:40,208 --> 00:25:43,210
It's not a cult that I'm
following.
535
00:25:43,211 --> 00:25:47,047
Everything that comes your way,
and not only do you do it for yourself,
536
00:25:47,048 --> 00:25:49,592
but you do it for
the rest of us.
537
00:25:49,593 --> 00:25:51,010
Kourtney's on
her best behavior.
538
00:25:51,011 --> 00:25:53,846
Of course, they're not
gonna duke it out here.
539
00:25:53,847 --> 00:25:54,680
Like, please.
540
00:25:54,681 --> 00:25:59,184
There's no tension, like...
that anyone else would notice.
541
00:25:59,185 --> 00:26:00,853
Any time my mom would,
like, praise Kim,
542
00:26:00,854 --> 00:26:02,646
which is what you do
on someone's birthday,
543
00:26:02,647 --> 00:26:04,982
you praise the birthday person,
544
00:26:04,983 --> 00:26:06,901
I would just, like,
try to stare at Kourt,
545
00:26:06,902 --> 00:26:10,529
but, like, subtly, like, "Is she
okay? Like, what's happening?"
546
00:26:10,530 --> 00:26:14,658
- I just wanna tell you that thank
you for choosing me to be your mommy.
547
00:26:14,659 --> 00:26:18,078
I say that every night when I
go to bed and I say my prayers.
548
00:26:18,079 --> 00:26:19,705
You are somebody that...
549
00:26:19,706 --> 00:26:22,625
You handle all of us.
You handle your kids.
550
00:26:22,626 --> 00:26:28,214
I tell you this, I say to you, I don't
think I could've done what you do.
551
00:26:28,215 --> 00:26:31,008
And I don't know
what more I can say.
552
00:26:31,009 --> 00:26:33,802
But I... You know, we all... KHLOÉ:
Mom, this speech is so amazing.
553
00:26:33,803 --> 00:26:37,306
I love you. KRIS: Shut
up! I'm almost done.
554
00:26:37,307 --> 00:26:39,266
- Where's the hook? Bring...
- I don't need a hook.
555
00:26:39,267 --> 00:26:42,269
- Get her.
- You have had the year from hell,
556
00:26:42,270 --> 00:26:43,687
and I'm proud of you.
557
00:26:46,441 --> 00:26:49,652
- That's what I wanna say!
- That's the best way to put it.
558
00:26:49,653 --> 00:26:51,612
- Happy birthday to Kimberly.
559
00:26:51,613 --> 00:26:54,323
Cheers, everyone!
- I love you guys.
560
00:26:54,324 --> 00:26:55,908
Cheers!
561
00:26:55,909 --> 00:27:01,038
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
562
00:27:01,039 --> 00:27:05,669
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
563
00:27:06,211 --> 00:27:12,217
♪ Happy birthday,
dear Kimberly ♪
564
00:27:13,510 --> 00:27:18,931
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
565
00:27:22,018 --> 00:27:25,647
You better
blow, bitch! Blow!
566
00:27:30,360 --> 00:27:32,319
- You guys, I feel
like this is my year.
567
00:27:32,320 --> 00:27:35,740
♪ This is Gonna Be Good
by Becca Lynn playing ♪
568
00:27:36,491 --> 00:27:38,284
- ♪ A little bit out of line ♪
569
00:27:38,285 --> 00:27:39,743
♪ Catch it on the rewind ♪
570
00:27:39,744 --> 00:27:41,662
♪ This is gonna be good,
it's gonna be fine ♪
571
00:27:41,663 --> 00:27:44,039
♪ It's gonna be all right ♪
- ♪ All right ♪
572
00:27:44,040 --> 00:27:46,041
- ♪ A little bit out of line ♪
573
00:27:46,042 --> 00:27:47,251
♪ Catch it on the rewind ♪
574
00:27:47,252 --> 00:27:49,086
♪ This is gonna be good ♪
575
00:27:49,087 --> 00:27:51,297
- Today is the big surprise.
576
00:27:51,298 --> 00:27:54,049
So, the plan is Kimberly
knows we're going somewhere,
577
00:27:54,050 --> 00:27:55,593
and we're, essentially,
gonna kidnap her,
578
00:27:55,594 --> 00:27:58,721
we're putting her in a party van...
- Woo!
579
00:27:58,722 --> 00:28:02,057
- with no windows
that can see outside.
580
00:28:02,058 --> 00:28:04,018
- I really don't know anything.
581
00:28:04,019 --> 00:28:06,312
You have no idea
what we're doing? - No.
582
00:28:06,313 --> 00:28:09,857
I, literally, thought I was gonna be
spending my birthday in bed with the kids.
583
00:28:09,858 --> 00:28:11,358
I was like so chill.
584
00:28:11,359 --> 00:28:13,777
Today is my surprise
birthday party.
585
00:28:13,778 --> 00:28:16,822
I'm playing along because
Khloé is the best,
586
00:28:16,823 --> 00:28:20,784
and, like, I know she's
worked so hard on this,
587
00:28:20,785 --> 00:28:22,536
and I, like, don't
wanna break her heart.
588
00:28:22,537 --> 00:28:25,165
- Shh. Okay, they're
coming out now.
589
00:28:25,749 --> 00:28:28,751
- Okay... okay.
- Okay, what's happening...
590
00:28:28,752 --> 00:28:31,378
And I don't know
where we're going, so.
591
00:28:31,379 --> 00:28:33,756
I know we're going to
Vegas, but I don't know why.
592
00:28:33,757 --> 00:28:37,343
I'm gonna, like, just hold on
to that element of surprise.
593
00:28:37,344 --> 00:28:40,513
Girls night!
594
00:28:44,017 --> 00:28:47,436
- Get in the car!
- Hello, birthday girl!
595
00:28:49,689 --> 00:28:50,899
- ♪ I was born ready ♪
596
00:28:51,107 --> 00:28:52,817
♪ Straight up and steady ♪
597
00:28:58,240 --> 00:28:59,449
- No.
598
00:29:03,245 --> 00:29:04,663
- ♪ I was born ready ♪
599
00:29:05,205 --> 00:29:08,332
♪ I was born ready for anything,
I am, I was born ready ♪
600
00:29:08,333 --> 00:29:11,627
- Where are we, guys?
- You shall see.
601
00:29:11,628 --> 00:29:13,672
- Just a little
low-key girls night.
602
00:29:15,465 --> 00:29:16,800
Okay, ready?
603
00:29:17,300 --> 00:29:18,802
Okay.
- Okay.
604
00:29:20,929 --> 00:29:21,930
- Open.
605
00:29:22,556 --> 00:29:24,473
Go.
- Oh, my God.
606
00:29:27,811 --> 00:29:29,895
- Where are we going?
607
00:29:29,896 --> 00:29:32,731
- Like, we have showgirls,
we're going on a plane,
608
00:29:32,732 --> 00:29:36,318
obviously, it's nighttime already,
so it can't be a location that's far.
609
00:29:36,319 --> 00:29:38,696
We're not going to, like,
Bermuda or something.
610
00:29:38,697 --> 00:29:40,364
She has no bags packed.
611
00:29:40,365 --> 00:29:42,074
Wait, can you
guess where we're going?
612
00:29:42,075 --> 00:29:44,702
- I have no idea.
- How do you not know where we're go...
613
00:29:44,703 --> 00:29:48,415
- Hello? Crystals,
sparkly... Vegas.
614
00:29:48,832 --> 00:29:52,459
Vegas! Vegas!
615
00:29:52,460 --> 00:29:55,421
- That was funny.
- What are we doing in Vegas?
616
00:29:55,422 --> 00:29:58,674
- Vegas, baby. KHLOÉ:
Go to the plane.
617
00:29:58,675 --> 00:30:01,468
We're playing Usher
music on the airplane.
618
00:30:01,469 --> 00:30:05,306
Come on, Kim. Help me help you.
619
00:30:05,307 --> 00:30:07,057
You really don't know
where we're going yet?
620
00:30:07,058 --> 00:30:10,478
We're going to an
Usher concert!
621
00:30:11,563 --> 00:30:15,024
My God, we're going to
a Usher concert.
622
00:30:15,025 --> 00:30:16,443
I figured it out!
623
00:30:18,528 --> 00:30:22,865
Oh, my God, Usher in Vegas.
Like, I heard the show's amazing.
624
00:30:22,866 --> 00:30:26,493
We're on our
way to party, Kimberly!
625
00:30:28,163 --> 00:30:33,959
- Now, I'm so excited to be going to Vegas
for my birthday with all my friends, like,
626
00:30:33,960 --> 00:30:36,755
we're just... a concert
changes everything.
627
00:30:41,426 --> 00:30:44,887
Oh my gosh. Okay, okay.
628
00:30:44,888 --> 00:30:48,098
- It's about that time.
- Jell-O shot time.
629
00:30:48,099 --> 00:30:50,100
Woo! GUEST 2: Cheers!
630
00:30:50,101 --> 00:30:51,978
Cheers!
631
00:30:53,146 --> 00:30:56,565
- I'm such an Usher fan. Who
isn't an Usher fan, right?
632
00:30:56,566 --> 00:30:58,485
Like, he's the best.
633
00:30:59,903 --> 00:31:00,904
- Ahh.
634
00:31:02,239 --> 00:31:06,451
- It's known there's gonna be
turbulence. This is not a shock.
635
00:31:06,993 --> 00:31:08,827
Vegas
is always bumpy.
636
00:31:10,121 --> 00:31:12,122
It's just a little
windy, so nobody...
637
00:31:12,123 --> 00:31:13,403
- I can wait
too. - Yeah.
638
00:31:14,960 --> 00:31:16,962
Seatbelts on, ladies.
639
00:31:18,755 --> 00:31:20,756
Well, I used to
be a flight attendant,
640
00:31:20,757 --> 00:31:25,720
so I'm really good at being calm
on a plane when there's turbulence.
641
00:31:27,597 --> 00:31:29,014
- Everything's okay.
642
00:31:29,015 --> 00:31:33,103
- But, you know, it seems
a little extreme tonight.
643
00:31:41,611 --> 00:31:45,447
I'm getting a little
nervous. I don't love turbulence.
644
00:31:45,448 --> 00:31:48,201
This isn't the way the
party's supposed to start.
645
00:31:51,788 --> 00:31:52,998
Very scary.
646
00:32:06,094 --> 00:32:07,554
- This is some scary shit.
647
00:32:10,765 --> 00:32:13,058
'They just said it was too windy,
so we're gonna try one more time,
648
00:32:13,059 --> 00:32:15,060
and if not, we have to go home.
649
00:32:15,061 --> 00:32:16,980
Are you
serious? - Yes.
650
00:32:18,398 --> 00:32:19,816
Okay.
651
00:32:23,194 --> 00:32:24,904
- We go down and
then we pull back up.
652
00:32:24,905 --> 00:32:26,614
Are we landing?
653
00:32:26,615 --> 00:32:27,615
- Twice.
654
00:32:27,616 --> 00:32:29,534
And that scared me.
655
00:32:29,743 --> 00:32:32,077
The first time, I'm like,
"Oh, you're joking."
656
00:32:32,078 --> 00:32:35,706
And once I realized it's not a
joke, we actually can't land,
657
00:32:35,707 --> 00:32:37,666
I was like, "Okay, I'm not,
I'm not messing with my life.
658
00:32:37,667 --> 00:32:39,628
Like... let's go home."
659
00:32:41,588 --> 00:32:43,088
But it sucks.
660
00:32:43,089 --> 00:32:44,340
All
right, ladies and gentlemen,
661
00:32:44,341 --> 00:32:47,134
the ATC will not let
us land in McCarran,
662
00:32:47,135 --> 00:32:49,970
so, unfortunately, our only
option is to go back out.
663
00:32:49,971 --> 00:32:52,806
But, for now, if everybody
can just please stay seated
664
00:32:52,807 --> 00:32:55,726
in case we, uh, encounter
any more turbulence,
665
00:32:55,727 --> 00:32:58,854
we should back, uh,
to Camarillo shortly.
666
00:32:58,855 --> 00:33:00,898
- We feel so
terrible for everyone
667
00:33:00,899 --> 00:33:04,610
that has moved mountains to make
this experience so wonderful
668
00:33:04,611 --> 00:33:06,779
for Kimberly on her birthday.
669
00:33:06,780 --> 00:33:08,989
You make plans and God laughs.
670
00:33:08,990 --> 00:33:11,492
Well, here
we are, back home.
671
00:33:11,493 --> 00:33:13,118
I can't
wait to go home.
672
00:33:13,119 --> 00:33:15,329
I just got really
excited about home.
673
00:33:15,330 --> 00:33:17,040
Thank you guys so much.
674
00:33:18,667 --> 00:33:21,294
No, thank you
for making us safe.
675
00:33:22,879 --> 00:33:25,548
Well, now, thank God we
had a dinner last night.
676
00:33:25,549 --> 00:33:27,299
Although this was
supposed to be yesterday,
677
00:33:27,300 --> 00:33:29,261
and there was no wind yesterday.
678
00:33:30,053 --> 00:33:32,054
So, Kim, what
do you wanna do?
679
00:33:32,055 --> 00:33:34,431
We're dressed up,
like, let's do something.
680
00:33:34,432 --> 00:33:36,434
I have some
money, you guys.
681
00:33:36,977 --> 00:33:38,477
Oh, thank God.
682
00:33:38,478 --> 00:33:40,689
I know, I
actually have cash.
683
00:33:42,190 --> 00:33:44,400
- Oh shit, there's a lotta
people in here, guys.
684
00:33:44,401 --> 00:33:45,651
Stop.
685
00:33:45,652 --> 00:33:47,403
- Let's just
do it. - Just do it.
686
00:33:47,404 --> 00:33:50,197
You guys, this is going
to be our event for the evening.
687
00:33:50,198 --> 00:33:51,116
Let's do it.
688
00:33:51,616 --> 00:33:53,326
We all know how
much I love people.
689
00:33:55,453 --> 00:33:57,246
Ya can. KIM: I can't.
690
00:33:57,247 --> 00:33:59,249
Oh yeah, boa.
- There's more.
691
00:34:01,877 --> 00:34:03,128
My God.
692
00:34:04,129 --> 00:34:05,629
Hi, guys.
693
00:34:05,630 --> 00:34:07,841
Are we gonna order back here?
694
00:34:08,300 --> 00:34:10,509
- Totally normal.
- Totally.
695
00:34:10,510 --> 00:34:13,220
- We always try to make the
best out of a bad situation,
696
00:34:13,221 --> 00:34:14,555
no matter what happens.
697
00:34:14,556 --> 00:34:18,475
What else is a girl to
do except go to In-N-Out?
698
00:34:18,476 --> 00:34:20,936
Kris. KHLOÉ:
Mom. No, it's not a fan.
699
00:34:20,937 --> 00:34:23,022
It's Malika yelling at you.
- It's me. I promise.
700
00:34:23,023 --> 00:34:24,773
- Oh. No, no, I was just, um...
701
00:34:24,774 --> 00:34:27,443
- Mom. Just get in the
photo. - Okay!
702
00:34:27,444 --> 00:34:32,156
We have sequins,
feathers, burgers.
703
00:34:32,157 --> 00:34:34,992
It's gonna be a party
no matter where we are.
704
00:34:34,993 --> 00:34:36,785
- ♪ That's what
I'm talkin' about ♪
705
00:34:36,786 --> 00:34:39,204
Mom, it's... I don't know how
the you've never been
706
00:34:39,205 --> 00:34:40,664
to a fast-food restaurant.
707
00:34:40,665 --> 00:34:43,459
- We don't need hundreds of dollars.
- Oh, my God.
708
00:34:43,460 --> 00:34:45,879
- My mom gave me $100.
709
00:34:48,340 --> 00:34:50,966
- Yep. I don't think she...
She tried to give me 300.
710
00:34:50,967 --> 00:34:55,180
I don't think she realized how
much... fast-food restaurants are.
711
00:34:55,972 --> 00:34:56,973
But...
712
00:34:58,892 --> 00:35:00,226
- ♪ That's what
I'm talkin' about ♪
713
00:35:00,227 --> 00:35:03,103
- This is my vegan cheat meal.
714
00:35:03,104 --> 00:35:05,898
I'll have a plain cheeseburger
with light onions.
715
00:35:05,899 --> 00:35:08,276
Cheese fries. Did
you get cheese fries?
716
00:35:09,110 --> 00:35:10,236
O-M-G.
717
00:35:10,237 --> 00:35:11,779
Am I getting them?
718
00:35:11,780 --> 00:35:13,322
- Three of those. I ordered
for you. - Yes.
719
00:35:13,323 --> 00:35:15,324
- Okay.
- I have a cheeseburger, no spread
720
00:35:15,325 --> 00:35:17,868
with ketchup, mustard,
pickle, extra well-done,
721
00:35:17,869 --> 00:35:19,745
a cheeseburger with
grilled onions,
722
00:35:19,746 --> 00:35:22,331
a cheeseburger with grilled
onions, extra well-done,
723
00:35:22,332 --> 00:35:25,167
a cheeseburger, no lettuce,
no tomato, with raw onions,
724
00:35:25,168 --> 00:35:29,421
a double-double with, uh, onion,
a double-double, no onion,
725
00:35:29,422 --> 00:35:33,426
four fries, two cheese fries, six
soft drinks, a chocolate shake.
726
00:35:34,219 --> 00:35:36,470
- That sounds right, right?
- Sounds perfect.
727
00:35:36,471 --> 00:35:38,515
- All right. $59.20, please.
728
00:35:39,057 --> 00:35:40,808
- Thanks, Mom.
- Thank you, Kris.
729
00:35:40,809 --> 00:35:42,060
- You got it, guys.
730
00:35:42,561 --> 00:35:45,729
All right, kids, back
in the car. Bye, guys.
731
00:35:45,730 --> 00:35:48,316
- Everyone just left.
- Um...
732
00:35:49,693 --> 00:35:52,320
- Bye, guys...
Have a good night.
733
00:35:53,238 --> 00:35:55,948
Fifty-four, please! Guest 54!
734
00:35:56,783 --> 00:35:59,702
- What did everybody order? Are
we supposed to get their drinks?
735
00:35:59,703 --> 00:36:03,372
Honey, this is my life. I'm okay.
736
00:36:03,373 --> 00:36:05,417
I spoiled the
l... the surprises.
737
00:36:06,877 --> 00:36:08,962
Happy birthday,
Kim.
738
00:36:09,129 --> 00:36:11,130
Woo! KRIS:
Happy birthday, Kim.
739
00:36:11,131 --> 00:36:12,715
Happy birthday.
740
00:36:12,716 --> 00:36:15,050
- M'kay, I'm gonna
make o-one last toast.
741
00:36:15,051 --> 00:36:17,428
- Toast it up.
- Okay, guys.
742
00:36:17,429 --> 00:36:19,388
And this is my toast.
743
00:36:19,389 --> 00:36:21,016
Kim's grandmother,
744
00:36:22,100 --> 00:36:25,269
my mother-in-law... used to say,
745
00:36:25,270 --> 00:36:28,480
"Show me who your friends are
and I'll show you who you are."
746
00:36:28,481 --> 00:36:30,608
- Aw.
- And I think that you have
747
00:36:30,609 --> 00:36:33,027
the greatest friends,
Kim, and you're so lucky,
748
00:36:33,028 --> 00:36:35,821
and they've done this
beautiful evening for you
749
00:36:35,822 --> 00:36:40,075
that didn't turn out exactly
the way that you guys wanted.
750
00:36:40,076 --> 00:36:43,913
I've been a little down lately, just
thinking about some of the negativity
751
00:36:43,914 --> 00:36:46,081
that comes along
with what we do.
752
00:36:46,082 --> 00:36:49,043
But here we are having the best meal...
- But we tried.
753
00:36:49,044 --> 00:36:52,880
- the best time, under the
craziest circumstances.
754
00:36:52,881 --> 00:36:55,591
But it's times like this
that I feel really blessed
755
00:36:55,592 --> 00:36:59,136
to have such an amazing
family, such amazing friends,
756
00:36:59,137 --> 00:37:03,140
and being here watching
my kids have so much fun
757
00:37:03,141 --> 00:37:04,892
makes me really happy.
758
00:37:04,893 --> 00:37:08,103
And you guys are all the best, and
thanks for being so great to my Kim.
759
00:37:08,104 --> 00:37:09,438
Love you.
760
00:37:09,439 --> 00:37:11,441
Cheers. GUESTS: Cheers.
761
00:37:14,569 --> 00:37:17,197
- Kimberly, burgs, and fries!
762
00:37:17,864 --> 00:37:20,115
Next on The
Kardashians...
763
00:37:20,116 --> 00:37:22,326
- How you feeling?
- I feel good. Why?
764
00:37:22,327 --> 00:37:23,828
Should I not be feeling good?
765
00:37:25,163 --> 00:37:26,997
- I'm getting Kris’d.
766
00:37:26,998 --> 00:37:31,794
I'm throwing my mom her birthday dinner.
Everyone is dressing up like her.
767
00:37:31,795 --> 00:37:34,421
- Oh, my God, what
is happening?!
768
00:37:34,422 --> 00:37:36,674
- Croquembouche.
- Ohh!
769
00:37:36,675 --> 00:37:38,384
- A croquembouche.
770
00:37:38,385 --> 00:37:39,468
- Croquembouche.
771
00:37:39,469 --> 00:37:40,594
- A croquembouche.
772
00:37:42,347 --> 00:37:44,557
- You okay?
- Not okay.
773
00:37:44,558 --> 00:37:47,893
It's so different than
the person that I married.
774
00:37:47,894 --> 00:37:49,603
I just can't.
775
00:37:49,604 --> 00:37:52,982
That's who I loved and
that's who I remember.
776
00:37:55,068 --> 00:37:57,445
I'll do anything
to get that person back.
777
00:38:06,413 --> 00:38:09,123
- ♪ Woo-ooh, ooh,
woo-ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪
778
00:38:09,124 --> 00:38:11,000
- ♪ And rebels
don't keep score ♪
779
00:38:11,001 --> 00:38:14,044
- ♪ Woo-ooh, ooh,
woo-ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪
780
00:38:14,045 --> 00:38:15,880
- ♪ This is what we live for ♪
781
00:38:15,881 --> 00:38:19,216
- ♪ Woo-ooh, ooh,
woo-ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪
782
00:38:19,217 --> 00:38:21,510
♪ Whoa, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh ♪
783
00:38:21,511 --> 00:38:23,929
♪ Whoa, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh ♪
784
00:38:23,930 --> 00:38:26,307
♪ Whoa, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh ♪
785
00:38:26,308 --> 00:38:28,642
♪ Whoa, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh ♪
786
00:38:28,643 --> 00:38:31,103
♪ Whoa, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh ♪
- ♪ Rebels don't keep score ♪
787
00:38:31,104 --> 00:38:34,356
- ♪ Whoa, oh-oh-oh,
oh-oh, oh-oh ♪
788
00:38:34,357 --> 00:38:36,985
- ♪ This is what we live for ♪
789
00:38:42,073 --> 00:38:43,074
- Oh no.
790
00:38:48,413 --> 00:38:49,915
- Why would she do that then?
791
00:38:57,172 --> 00:38:59,007
- I have a bone
to pick with you.
792
00:38:59,883 --> 00:39:02,302
- I have a bone
to pick with you.
793
00:39:04,930 --> 00:39:08,141
- So, you knew about the
surprise for your birthday?
794
00:39:16,399 --> 00:39:17,942
- Stop deflecting.
795
00:39:20,695 --> 00:39:23,114
- You are a great actress.
796
00:39:23,323 --> 00:39:24,824
Meryl Streep over here.
797
00:39:25,951 --> 00:39:28,577
Okay... love you, bye.
798
00:39:30,580 --> 00:39:31,998
liar.
799
00:39:33,124 --> 00:39:34,751
What a bitch.
59064
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