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Wings of Titania,
bear mine eyes aloft as I bid thee...
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- Hex bag.
- So we're thinking witch.
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Yeah. This is Old World black magic.
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- We're here for the witch Rowena.
Mother.
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But you have managed to stay away
for 300 years.
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There was unpleasantness
with the Grand Coven.
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- It was no environment for a child.
- Aah!
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- What did they take?
- Peanut butter and bread.
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- They sent me to a boys' home.
- Teach you some discipline.
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Responsibility. Keep you out of trouble.
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- It's Cain.
- As in Cain and Abel.
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Lucifer was gonna make my brother
into his pet, so I offered a deal.
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- it's the bloody Mark of Cain.
- So I became a soldier of hell.
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I can give you the Mark, Dean,
if it's what you truly want.
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But you have to know,
with the Mark comes a great burden.
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- What the hell? Charlie.
- We're still connected physically.
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If you hurt her, you hurt me.
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Dean!
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- I'm so sorry, kiddo.
- I forgive you, Dean.
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You good?
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No.
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I didn't anything from you, man.
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It wasn't me, man.
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You're gonna keep coming and stealing?
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- It was that skinny broad.
- Where's my money? Where's my money'?
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You give me my money!
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Swear on my mother, JP...
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...I see your face in here
again, I'll kill you.
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Like hell. This is frigging America, man.
You can't just...
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What you looking at?
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Well, after Cain killed Abel,
he became a demon.
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I felt connected to you
right from the beginning.
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You and I are very much alike.
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Loan give you the Mark, Dean,
if it's what you truly want.
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No, when I kill, I kill for a reason.
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I'm nothing like Cain.
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Why are you fighting what you really are?
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Caught a case.
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Apparently, something is taking people...
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...and leaving their clothes.
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Hmm. About time this gig got an R rating.
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All right. Why don't you check it out?
I'll hold down the fort.
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Dean, you haven't left
the bunker in a week.
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- And?
- And...
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...you can't just live the rest
of your life locked up in this room.
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I don't know. I got three hots and a cot.
Could be worse.
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- Look, I know you're worried about the Mark.
- Yes, Sam, lam.
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- Between what I did to Charlie...
- Charlie forgave you.
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How about you forgive yourself?
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I'm not exactly batting a thousand here,
you know?
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Yeah, I do know that,
but staying locked up in here...
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...sitting on the ground,
reading the same lore books...
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...over and over and over again,
it's not helping you.
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You need to get back in the game.
For your own good.
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You can beat this, Dean.
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- You really believe that?
- Yeah, you're damn right I believe that.
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You know, you also believed
in the Easter Bunny till you were 12.
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No, I didn't.
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Look, I was 11.
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And a half.
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And a half, right.
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So?
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Okay.
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And then...
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...there was this bright light,
and, barn, the dude's just gone.
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Nothing left but, uh...
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A cheap suit and a pair of Florsheims?
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Pretty much.
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- You see anyone else?
- No, sir, officer.
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Now, what about a chill?
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- Or did you smell any rotten eggs?
- What?
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No, man. Uh...
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Smelled flowers, though.
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You smelled flowers? What kind of flowers?
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- Flowery flowers.
- Flowery flowers.
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Look.
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We all know what's going on here, okay?
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Don't say it.
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- Aliens.
- He said it.
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- Yeah, he did.
- Dude was abducted.
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Believe me, I know. May 2003.
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Those suckers, they grabbed me,
and they probed me. Everywhere.
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- Okay.
- Thanks for your time.
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- I'm talking everywhere. And I mean...
- Okay, okay.
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Well, the wheels just came flying
off the bus.
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Yeah. No cold spots.
Means it probably wasn't a ghost.
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And no sulfur means no demons.
So that leaves us with what?
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Couple of little green dudes
and a bucket of lube?
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Or fairies. Or angels.
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- I'd rather have the little green dudes.
- I'll go scope out JP's place.
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You ask around inside.
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Or you know what?
We don't have to split up.
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No, no. it's cool. I can handle a little
20 questions with the locals, okay?
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- You sure?
- Yeah. Hey, look, it's a dive bar.
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It's my comfort zone. Hmm?
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All right. Good. Great.
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It's only a matter of time
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It's only a matter of time
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What can I do you?
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Screw it. I'm gonna believe in myself.
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- Attaboy.
- Give me something dark and strong.
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Hey, did you know that guy
that went missing? JP?
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- Who's asking?
- Just an old pal.
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Look, I'm sorry to hear
about what happened...
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...but guy's a lowlife.
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That night? I had to kick his ass
out of here for stealing my tips.
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Whatever JP got...
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...probably had it coming.
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Ouch.
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You feel the separation
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Will put a stop to all you've seen to
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The same old situation
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Though you struggle for life
In the end it defeats you
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JP wasn't that bad.
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- You knew him?
- This isn't exactly Cheers, but, yeah.
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And don't get me wrong.
I would not buy a used car from the guy.
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But he was harmless.
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So, what was his problem?
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Heh. What wasn't?
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You're in here getting stunned
while the sun's still up...
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...your life's a regular Charlie Foxtrot,
trust me.
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- I'm Dean.
- Tina.
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Here you go.
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How do you know the Royals Motel
in Scranton?
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My dad, me and my bro
got snowed in there for a week.
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Well, I was there for about three months...
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...after my father drank
all our money away.
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Lived on white rice and Tic Tacs
until they kicked us out.
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Good times.
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Heh, heh. My dad was always working,
so I came up with 101 ways...
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...to make macaroni and cheese.
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- Serious?
- Oh, yeah, add ketchup for spice.
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Tuna, hot dogs...
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...fluff marshmallow mix.
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- Oh, that sounds disgusting.
- Well, my brother thought it was exotic.
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Well, here's to crappy childhoods.
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All right.
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- Oh. Whew.
- Oh.
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- Oh. Sorry.
- I should go.
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Uh...
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Before you fall hopelessly in love with me.
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- You gonna be okay?
- I always am.
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- How we looking?
- Not great.
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Turns out JP was about three days
from getting evicted.
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His landlord said the guy
blasted Neil Diamond 24/7...
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...and that his bathroom was, quote,
"like staring into the devil's butt."
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- That's vivid.
- Yeah, and accurate. I saw it.
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- You saw the john, or, uh...?
- Don't.
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So you got anything?
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Yeah, I got jack with two scoops of squat.
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I don't know, man.
I think we ought to call it a night and...
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And what?
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Dean? Hello?
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Sammy, I think I got something.
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Tina!
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What the hell?
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Son of a bitch.
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Seriously?
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Ugh. Seriously?
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Ahem. Hey.
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What's your name?
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Dean.
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Dean? It's me. Tina.
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What?
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Please tell me you know
what the hell is going on.
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Honestly, I'm not sure yet.
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Because I left the bar,
and then there was this...
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A light? A bright light.
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Yes, and then I was here
and I thought this was a nightmare, but...
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Oh, God, if you're here...
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- It can't be real. This doesn't...
- I know. Just try to stay calm.
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Stay calm? I'm a frigging tween, and you
look like some One Direction reject.
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And we're in some freaky
serial-killer basement.
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- I can't...
- Tina, Tina. Just...
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I'm not gonna let anything happen
to you, okay?
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Look, anything else happen to you?
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This is crazy.
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How are you so calm?
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Practice.
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Who's your friend?
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Not sure. He doesn't talk.
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JP?
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- No! Aah!
- Hey! Hey!
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- Aah!
- No!
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You can't do this!
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No!
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What is it?
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Hey, buddy.
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Where'd that jacket come from?
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My bar mitzvah.
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It was a magical night.
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That right?
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Why don't you try that again?
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Dumpster.
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Found it by a Dumpster.
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All right.
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Mm.
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They probably poisoned it.
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Mm. Mm.
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Right. Obviously.
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What do you think they're doing to JP?
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Nothing good.
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What are you doing?
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Getting us out of here.
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You know, before...
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...I thought you were just another drunk.
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I prefer "functional alcoholic."
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Seriously, who...?
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What are you?
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That...
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...is a long-ass story.
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Flowers.
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Yahtzee.
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- Get out.
- What?
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Hurry. I'll keep him busy.
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- Screw that. You're coming with me.
- There's no time. Go. Get help.
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- I know you will.
- Tina...
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Help me! Help me! Please!
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I need a doctor!
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I need a doctor now!
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What are you screaming about, girl?
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- Yeah?
- Hi, Sammy.
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Dean?
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- Wait a second. You're, uh...
- Uh-huh.
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- How?
- No clue.
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There was some Scarf ace-looking dude,
a bright light.
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Next thing I know,
I wake up looking like Bieber.
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- Why would someone turn you into...?
- Don't know. Don't care.
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- Hey, we got any grenades?
- What?
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Dude. Wait. Wait a second. Talk to me.
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Really, Sam? Now?
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I got no grass on the infield,
and a girl's gonna die.
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Sorry if I'm not in a chatty mood.
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Look, you wanted me back in the game...
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...I'm back in the damn game.
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Come on.
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Oh. Ma'am, allow me.
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Your son is so polite.
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Thanks.
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- Where we heading?
- Tell you on the way.
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Okay, okay. Hey, wait. Uh...
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Maybe I should drive.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah. Seat, seat, seat. Unh.
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Whew.
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Cake? Why would they give you cake?
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Don't know.
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- It wasn't even good cake. Too dry.
- Heh.
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What?
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Nothing.
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Okay. Not nothing. Look, this is bizarre.
252
00:21:34,360 --> 00:21:36,101
Even for us. Dean, this is insane.
253
00:21:36,295 --> 00:21:39,139
You're, like... You're, like, 14?
254
00:21:39,331 --> 00:21:40,674
How does it even feel?
255
00:21:42,201 --> 00:21:47,310
Well, I'm me. I'm old me, but I'm a kid...
256
00:21:47,506 --> 00:21:49,008
It's freaking weird, dude.
257
00:21:51,143 --> 00:21:52,884
And...
258
00:21:53,879 --> 00:21:55,358
What?
259
00:21:57,683 --> 00:22:02,325
There was a Taylor Swift song
on the bus that I hopped to the motel...
260
00:22:03,222 --> 00:22:04,724
...and I liked it, Sam.
261
00:22:05,558 --> 00:22:07,697
I liked it a lot.
262
00:22:08,994 --> 00:22:10,735
- Okay.
- And my voice is weird...
263
00:22:10,963 --> 00:22:14,638
...and I've got like nine zits,
and I have zero control over this.
264
00:22:14,834 --> 00:22:17,554
- It's up, it's down, it's up for no reason.
- That's enough. Thanks.
265
00:22:17,736 --> 00:22:20,046
Uh-— Ahem. That's just called puberty.
266
00:22:20,239 --> 00:22:22,879
Yeah. Which sucks. Again.
267
00:22:25,144 --> 00:22:29,024
Well, listen, I checked out the alley
where you got jumped...
268
00:22:29,215 --> 00:22:30,421
...and I found yarrow.
269
00:22:32,017 --> 00:22:34,554
- Which means what?
- We're probably dealing with a witch.
270
00:22:34,753 --> 00:22:37,063
Yarrow's a flower.
They use it in a ton of spells.
271
00:22:37,256 --> 00:22:40,362
Okay. We still got some
of that witch-killing crap in the trunk?
272
00:22:40,559 --> 00:22:43,233
Hell, yeah. So we'll get
you changed back...
273
00:22:43,429 --> 00:22:46,069
...and then light Sabrina's ass up.
274
00:22:51,670 --> 00:22:52,944
Right?
275
00:22:55,274 --> 00:22:56,446
Yeah, about that...
276
00:22:58,377 --> 00:23:00,755
It turns out this whole freak show
has an upside.
277
00:23:04,683 --> 00:23:06,458
The Mark is gone.
278
00:23:08,254 --> 00:23:09,699
How?
279
00:23:09,889 --> 00:23:13,268
Well, if this hoodoo slammed me
back into the body I had when I was 14...
280
00:23:13,459 --> 00:23:15,439
- You didn't have the Mark then.
- Yeah.
281
00:23:15,628 --> 00:23:18,768
- And if we reverse the spell...
- Then it's gonna come back.
282
00:23:18,964 --> 00:23:21,069
That's what I'm thinking.
283
00:23:21,734 --> 00:23:23,145
So...
284
00:23:25,971 --> 00:23:26,972
Maybe we don't.
285
00:23:29,475 --> 00:23:32,786
Don't... Wait a second, are you saying
you wanna stay like this?
286
00:23:32,978 --> 00:23:34,252
No.
287
00:23:34,813 --> 00:23:36,292
No, but...
288
00:23:36,482 --> 00:23:39,463
...if it's between being a rage monster
slash borderline demon...
289
00:23:39,652 --> 00:23:41,632
...or a teenager?
290
00:23:41,820 --> 00:23:46,098
- Really?
- Look, I'm not a fan either, but...
291
00:23:46,292 --> 00:23:47,828
Sam, this is problem solved.
292
00:23:49,295 --> 00:23:51,468
And I'm still me. I can still hunt.
293
00:23:51,664 --> 00:23:55,510
I'm just, you know, dewier.
294
00:23:55,734 --> 00:23:58,806
Okay, look. You have a point, kind of.
295
00:23:59,004 --> 00:24:01,484
- But, dude...
- I know.
296
00:24:05,778 --> 00:24:08,315
virgin liver.
297
00:24:08,514 --> 00:24:12,860
So, what do you say when we're done doing our
hero thing, we take her for a test drive?
298
00:24:14,853 --> 00:24:15,854
Yeah, sure.
299
00:24:17,523 --> 00:24:20,527
I mean, you can drink again in what?
Like seven years?
300
00:24:21,794 --> 00:24:23,637
- That's not funny.
- That's kind of funny.
301
00:24:23,829 --> 00:24:25,866
- It's not funny.
- Come on. It's kind of funny.
302
00:24:41,213 --> 00:24:42,487
Looks like someone's home.
303
00:24:42,681 --> 00:24:46,185
Okay. Lets go in through the basement
and get Tina out first.
304
00:24:46,385 --> 00:24:47,955
All right.
305
00:25:24,089 --> 00:25:26,160
It's still open.
306
00:25:29,595 --> 00:25:30,835
Tina?
307
00:25:35,501 --> 00:25:36,673
All right, let's go.
308
00:25:38,070 --> 00:25:41,779
- Dean, I'm way too big to fit in that.
- First time you ever had to say that, huh?
309
00:25:43,275 --> 00:25:45,881
Big talk coming from the dude
wearing Underoos.
310
00:25:48,781 --> 00:25:51,261
Okay, good one. Here.
Why don't you go around back?
311
00:25:51,450 --> 00:25:53,794
- Look for another way in.
- Yeah.
312
00:27:24,843 --> 00:27:26,550
Don't.
313
00:27:26,778 --> 00:27:28,485
Where's the girl?
314
00:27:29,047 --> 00:27:31,550
Upstairs. Alive.
315
00:27:31,783 --> 00:27:34,525
- What did you do to us?
- Nothing.
316
00:27:34,720 --> 00:27:36,893
I'm no witch.
317
00:27:37,222 --> 00:27:38,895
I just work for one.
318
00:27:39,558 --> 00:27:41,629
Crappy gig. Where is he?
319
00:27:43,529 --> 00:27:45,133
She.
320
00:27:45,397 --> 00:27:49,072
And she is the worst person in the world.
321
00:27:49,301 --> 00:27:50,507
Is that so?
322
00:27:52,304 --> 00:27:55,751
I've been with her for centuries.
323
00:27:56,642 --> 00:27:59,885
Things I've seen her do...
324
00:28:00,078 --> 00:28:02,388
My sister and I...
325
00:28:02,581 --> 00:28:05,391
...she made us hurt people.
326
00:28:05,584 --> 00:28:07,723
Kill people.
327
00:28:07,920 --> 00:28:11,060
And when we tried to escape...
328
00:28:11,256 --> 00:28:13,600
...she caught us.
329
00:28:13,825 --> 00:28:15,532
Tortured me.
330
00:28:15,727 --> 00:28:19,675
And then she made me eat
poor Gretel's heart.
331
00:28:21,099 --> 00:28:23,909
Wait, witch? Gretel? Heh.
332
00:28:24,102 --> 00:28:25,775
What, are you saying that you're...?
333
00:28:26,004 --> 00:28:27,915
Hansel.
334
00:28:28,106 --> 00:28:29,585
My name is Hansel.
335
00:28:29,775 --> 00:28:32,085
Hansel? And then... And Gretel?
336
00:28:32,277 --> 00:28:35,053
Hansel and Gretel?
Like the fable, like the Brothers Grimm?
337
00:28:35,247 --> 00:28:40,128
It wasn't a fable.
It was based on a true story.
338
00:28:40,352 --> 00:28:42,696
They just gave it a happy ending.
339
00:28:45,224 --> 00:28:49,138
Oh. Okay.
We get to barbecue a celebrity. Cool.
340
00:28:50,128 --> 00:28:52,369
You can't kill her.
341
00:28:52,564 --> 00:28:53,975
You're just men.
342
00:28:55,801 --> 00:28:57,644
We're more than that.
343
00:29:00,639 --> 00:29:01,947
We're hunters.
344
00:29:02,541 --> 00:29:03,781
Ah.
345
00:29:05,110 --> 00:29:06,453
Then let me help.
346
00:29:08,413 --> 00:29:10,654
Help? What's in it for you?
347
00:29:11,416 --> 00:29:14,761
Because if you're going to fry
that candy-coated bitch...
348
00:29:14,953 --> 00:29:16,626
...I want in.
349
00:29:17,589 --> 00:29:19,330
You wanna help?
350
00:29:21,126 --> 00:29:23,663
- Tell me how to turn him back.
- Sam, it can wait.
351
00:29:24,997 --> 00:29:26,670
Tell me how.
352
00:29:27,766 --> 00:29:30,178
The hex bag that I'm wearing...
353
00:29:32,104 --> 00:29:33,674
...it will reverse the spell.
354
00:29:33,905 --> 00:29:37,580
Squeeze it,
and you'll return to your proper age.
355
00:29:44,583 --> 00:29:49,532
Look, we waste the witch,
I give you the cure.
356
00:29:50,088 --> 00:29:51,624
Deal?
357
00:30:06,605 --> 00:30:10,212
Your friend JP
didn't have much meat on his bones.
358
00:30:10,442 --> 00:30:15,391
Heh. But a good cook works
with the ingredients she's given.
359
00:30:19,384 --> 00:30:21,386
Mm.
360
00:30:22,287 --> 00:30:24,699
Ah, wunderbar.
361
00:30:28,894 --> 00:30:30,896
Oh, don't worry, liebchen...
362
00:30:31,129 --> 00:30:33,200
...you're too good for soup.
363
00:30:33,398 --> 00:30:37,710
I'm thinking a nice sweet chili glaze...
364
00:30:37,903 --> 00:30:40,247
...a few hours roasting in the oven...
365
00:30:40,906 --> 00:30:42,408
...and an apple in your mouth.
366
00:31:06,531 --> 00:31:07,601
Hansel.
367
00:31:08,900 --> 00:31:10,538
And pals.
368
00:31:10,736 --> 00:31:13,046
Well, our lost lamb.
369
00:31:13,238 --> 00:31:16,117
I thought we'd have to go looking for you.
370
00:31:16,675 --> 00:31:19,781
Maybe even abandon
our home, sweet home here.
371
00:31:20,011 --> 00:31:23,754
I never dreamt you'd be stupid enough
to come back on your own.
372
00:31:23,949 --> 00:31:26,429
Hansel, take care of them.
373
00:31:28,587 --> 00:31:30,430
Yeah, he's not exactly your biggest fan.
374
00:31:30,622 --> 00:31:33,296
Maybe you shouldn't have made him
chow down on his sister.
375
00:31:36,962 --> 00:31:39,943
I never made Hansel do anything.
376
00:31:41,433 --> 00:31:43,310
- Unh!
- Damn it.
377
00:31:44,236 --> 00:31:45,306
They're hunters.
378
00:32:00,485 --> 00:32:04,831
Now, who's hungry?
379
00:32:11,129 --> 00:32:12,608
Don't move.
380
00:32:15,567 --> 00:32:19,447
Oof. Oh, scrawny.
We'll have to fatten you up.
381
00:32:19,638 --> 00:32:20,912
Don't frigging touch me.
382
00:32:21,106 --> 00:32:22,585
I'm gonna do more than that.
383
00:32:22,774 --> 00:32:27,985
Children, oh, they're
so sweet and innocent.
384
00:32:28,413 --> 00:32:30,154
And delicious.
385
00:32:30,348 --> 00:32:32,123
- You'll see.
Heh-heh-heh.
386
00:32:32,317 --> 00:32:35,787
When I cook him up, I'll give you some.
387
00:32:35,987 --> 00:32:38,991
If you like kids so much,
why not go after kids?
388
00:32:39,191 --> 00:32:41,432
- What's with this whole Fountain of Youth?
- Hmm.
389
00:32:41,626 --> 00:32:45,472
In the olden days,
if a child went missing, eh.
390
00:32:45,664 --> 00:32:47,610
The young died all the time.
391
00:32:47,799 --> 00:32:52,612
Now, though, with all your Amber Alerts
and your milk cartons?
392
00:32:52,804 --> 00:32:56,217
A person fillets one rug rat,
and people get so angry.
393
00:32:56,441 --> 00:32:58,443
Yeah. I blame Obama.
394
00:32:58,643 --> 00:33:00,452
So I improvise.
395
00:33:00,645 --> 00:33:03,956
I take adults no one will miss
and give them back their youth.
396
00:33:04,149 --> 00:33:06,288
And then Kentucky-fry them.
397
00:33:07,118 --> 00:33:09,462
It's the only way I can eat in peace.
398
00:33:14,693 --> 00:33:16,297
So, uh, is it worth it?
399
00:33:16,495 --> 00:33:19,738
I mean, word on the street
is people kind of taste like chicken.
400
00:33:19,965 --> 00:33:25,472
A bit. European children are more,
uh, free range. Gamier.
401
00:33:26,071 --> 00:33:29,177
Americans, though? Mm! They are heaven.
402
00:33:29,374 --> 00:33:32,253
- Heh, heh. Fattier.
- Heh-heh-heh.
403
00:33:32,477 --> 00:33:38,223
The meat so finely marbled it's almost
buttery. I just can't get enough.
404
00:33:38,416 --> 00:33:41,989
- Mm. Awesome.
- No, I am in awe.
405
00:33:42,187 --> 00:33:45,031
This is my first visit to your country,
and I have to say...
406
00:33:45,223 --> 00:33:47,863
...God bless the U.S.A.
407
00:33:48,059 --> 00:33:49,561
Oh, so you're a tourist?
408
00:33:49,761 --> 00:33:52,674
No. It's business, not pleasure.
409
00:33:52,864 --> 00:33:54,537
An old friend is causing trouble...
410
00:33:54,733 --> 00:33:57,407
...and the Grand Coven
asked me to take care of her.
411
00:33:57,602 --> 00:33:59,513
Poor, stupid Rowena.
412
00:34:03,174 --> 00:34:05,051
Wait, Rowena?
413
00:34:07,546 --> 00:34:10,026
She got red hair, thing for ritzy hotels?
414
00:34:11,082 --> 00:34:13,255
- How do you know that?
- Huh?
415
00:34:42,480 --> 00:34:45,051
Now you burn!
416
00:34:47,285 --> 00:34:48,787
Stay down, boy.
417
00:34:52,290 --> 00:34:53,735
Turn him.
418
00:35:03,068 --> 00:35:04,138
The hell?
419
00:35:54,386 --> 00:35:59,859
That was crazy. Like, psycho crazy.
420
00:36:00,058 --> 00:36:01,696
And you do this all the time?
421
00:36:01,893 --> 00:36:04,567
- All the frigging time.
- Not all the time.
422
00:36:04,796 --> 00:36:08,209
So can you turn me back?
423
00:36:12,203 --> 00:36:15,082
The hex bag went up in flames.
424
00:36:15,306 --> 00:36:16,717
I'm so sorry, Tina.
425
00:36:18,743 --> 00:36:21,383
We may be able
to reverse-engineer the spell, though.
426
00:36:30,889 --> 00:36:32,562
Or maybe you don't.
427
00:36:33,925 --> 00:36:35,700
Come again?
428
00:36:38,730 --> 00:36:42,200
I got three ex-husbands...
429
00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:46,849
...50 grand in debt and not much else.
430
00:36:47,038 --> 00:36:50,713
I was kind of a crappy adult.
431
00:36:54,212 --> 00:36:56,123
Maybe I'll do better this time around.
432
00:36:56,347 --> 00:36:59,624
Get out of town. Get a fresh start.
433
00:37:00,618 --> 00:37:02,928
This is my second chance.
434
00:37:03,121 --> 00:37:05,032
Everybody wants a second chance, right?
435
00:37:10,795 --> 00:37:12,604
Sure you're gonna be all right?
436
00:37:13,364 --> 00:37:16,277
Like I told you, I always am.
437
00:37:19,270 --> 00:37:21,250
Can we at least give you a ride somewhere?
438
00:37:25,543 --> 00:37:27,648
Give me the keys.
439
00:37:32,951 --> 00:37:35,158
All right, here you go.
It's all the cash we got.
440
00:37:35,386 --> 00:37:38,060
Thanks. For everything.
441
00:37:38,990 --> 00:37:40,628
You stay safe out there, you hear?
442
00:37:40,825 --> 00:37:42,668
I will.
443
00:37:45,063 --> 00:37:49,409
And hey, we'll always have
the Royals Motel, right?
444
00:37:58,009 --> 00:38:03,357
So Grand Coven. Any ideas?
445
00:38:03,581 --> 00:38:05,185
Doesn't sound good.
446
00:38:05,416 --> 00:38:08,022
It sounds like a '80s hair-metal band.
447
00:38:08,253 --> 00:38:12,030
You know, lot of hairspray.
Lot of eye shadow. Lot of keytar.
448
00:38:14,526 --> 00:38:17,996
No? Nothing? Come on, man,
I'm painting a word picture here.
449
00:38:18,530 --> 00:38:19,668
Is it back?
450
00:38:27,372 --> 00:38:30,182
Look, I know what you're gonna say,
but you were in deep...
451
00:38:30,375 --> 00:38:33,686
I know, I know.
You saved me and you saved Tina...
452
00:38:33,878 --> 00:38:37,348
...and you pulled a Dean Winchester.
453
00:38:41,019 --> 00:38:42,054
Thank you.
454
00:38:44,055 --> 00:38:45,625
Anytime.
455
00:38:46,357 --> 00:38:50,134
Look, man. Do I wish the Mark was gone?
456
00:38:50,328 --> 00:38:53,537
Yes, of course. Absolutely, I do, but...
457
00:38:55,233 --> 00:38:56,644
I wanted you back.
458
00:38:58,069 --> 00:39:01,380
And now, here you are,
and you didn't Hulk out...
459
00:39:01,739 --> 00:39:03,650
...so I'll take the win.
460
00:39:04,742 --> 00:39:09,213
As for the rest of it,
the Mark, everything else...
461
00:39:11,482 --> 00:39:13,223
...we'll figure it out.
462
00:39:13,418 --> 00:39:15,056
We always do.
463
00:39:16,087 --> 00:39:17,760
Damn right.
464
00:39:18,923 --> 00:39:20,596
Let's get out of here.
465
00:39:30,935 --> 00:39:32,676
Ah.
466
00:39:32,871 --> 00:39:34,111
I'm back, baby.
467
00:39:36,875 --> 00:39:39,116
Players gonna play
Play, play, play, play
468
00:39:39,344 --> 00:39:42,587
And the haters gonna hate
Hate, hate, hate, hate
469
00:39:42,780 --> 00:39:45,590
Baby, I'm just gonna shake
Shake, shake, shake, shake
470
00:39:45,783 --> 00:39:48,957
Shake it off
Shake it of!
471
00:39:49,187 --> 00:39:51,861
Heartbreakers gonna break
Break, break, break, break
472
00:39:52,056 --> 00:39:54,263
Fakers gonna fake
Fake, fake, fake, fake
473
00:39:54,459 --> 00:39:57,565
Baby, I'm just gonna shake
Shake, shake, shake, shake
474
00:39:57,762 --> 00:39:59,708
Shake it off
Shake it of!
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