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Hey.
BOTH: Hey.
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Where's Adam?
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Or, uh, as he's
also known as,
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that guy you're
settling for?
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He's back at the apartment
doing some research.
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(LAUGHS) Doing research?
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That's hilari...
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'Cause it's true.
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Uh, what's he researching?
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New leads on
Waldo's whereabouts?
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No, bicycles.
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We're buying a couple
so we can cruise around
the park.
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Aw, that's sweet.
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Remember when we
used to do...
No.
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No? Yeah.
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Although something exciting
did happen last night.
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Audrey, I'm a grown man.
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Second base is nothing
to brag about.
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Not that, Jeff.
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You know how
we've been arguing about
what to name our baby?
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Yeah...you guys
have been fighting like,
well, you guys.
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She wants to honor
her grandmother Stella...
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Like the mustache
hall of fame
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didn't honor her enough.
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Oh, and you're
contributions
have been strong.
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"Olivia Newton Bingham."
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We agreed on a name.
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Ooh!
Do I get to hear it?
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I'm dying to tell you,
but we're gonna
keep it secret.
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I totally get it.
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Ah.
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Hmm...one, two,
three, four, five boobs.
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Interesting.
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Ah, look, it's the love child
of Diane Sawyer and a goat.
(SNORTS)
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Prize-winning journalist,
petting zoo favorite.
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Ah, that's not too bad.
I'll take it.
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Who wants to hear
about my night?
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God, no.
Please, no.
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Inconclusive.
So, I go out.
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I haunt, I stalk, I bag,
and I get home,
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and this girl Madison,
she's a go-er.
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You know the type?
Wait, what was her name?
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Her name's Madison.
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Now, my camera phone
was on the fritz,
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but I did manage
to get some audio
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for your listening
pleasure.
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Oh, yeah, Madison.
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Aw, that's crazy, Madison.
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Aw...oh, Madison,
good God...
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What won't you
let me do?
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Oh, enough! Enough!
Turn it off!
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You ruined Madison!
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Well, I think her dad
not paying attention to her
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had to factor in
a little bit, but...
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We were gonna name
our baby Madison.
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Aw, I love that name.
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Yeah, it really
rolls off the tongue.
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You know, it's funny
I bring that up, because...
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Don't.
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Come on, you're
seriously not gonna
use "Madison" now?
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Are you kidding me?
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I'm not gonna use
Madison Avenue.
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Now we gotta find
a name that hasn't
been sullied by Russell.
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That's gonna be
a tough needle to thread.
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All right, I am gonna
need a list of the names
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of every girl
you've ever been with.
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Well, I'm sure
that's on file
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at the center for
disease control.
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That's a good
jumping-off point,
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but I don't think
it gives you
the whole story.
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Okay, seriously,
I need names ASAP.
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(CHUCKLES)
All right, fine,
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but here's a heads-up.
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You probably also
don't want to name
your kid
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"Madison's hot, vaguely
Asian roommate" either.
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What? Yeah, I did.
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♪ How many ways
to say I love you?
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♪ How many ways
to say that I'm not scared?
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♪ With you by my side
There is no denying
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♪ I can't wait
for me and you ♪
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Hey, can I help you?
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I'm meeting my
fiance here.
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We're gonna look
at some bikes.
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What happened?
I was five minutes late.
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Seems you answered
your own question.
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Jen, I told my man
Javier here
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that I got the need
for speed, brah.
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He did. He said it
exactly that way.
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We were just gonna buy
a couple of cheap cruisers.
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(EXHALES) You sound like me
five minutes ago.
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Hey, check it out.
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Javier said
this bike right here...
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Newest technology,
top of the line.
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You know how they make
this thing so light?
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00:04:03,243 --> 00:04:05,620
Hmm? No?
Carbon feathers.
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Fibers.
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Let's not have
this argument again.
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How much is that thing?
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Um, honey,
it's kind of rude
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to ask someone
what they paid
for something.
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You bought it?
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In 23 more payments,
I will have.
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I even picked out
a steel horse for you.
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Adam, we can't afford these.
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Again,
me five minutes ago.
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Ugh!
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Hey, Timmy.
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There's a new deli
opening downstairs.
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I figured you'd be
all over it.
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Sir, might we have
just one day
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without you belittling
my ancestry?
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You got it, buddy.
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Now, listen, I need you
to put on your
thinking turban, okay?
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You know how you're
always wanting to do
things around here
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that are more related
to actual real estate?
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Yes.
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I want you
to make a list
of all the chicks
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that I, a real estate guy,
have taken to pound town.
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Why, sir?
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Nosy.
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Well, if you must know,
Jeff and Audrey
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don't want their baby
to share a name
with any of the, uh,
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delightful ladies
I've jack hammered.
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Mmm. (CHUCKLES)
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Ladies, indeed.
Yeah.
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And I'm thinking
it shouldn't just be a list.
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We should take
this opportunity
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to create a rich,
detailed account of
all my conquests.
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A sexual tapestry,
if you will.
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I will not.
Okay, great.
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Here's some stuff
to get you started.
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Photos, journals,
black books.
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And do a good job, Tim,
all right?
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'Cause one day,
when I'm old...
Today.
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When I'm older,
this will be my legacy.
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Or, sir, perhaps
you'll change your
lecherous ways.
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Settle down,
maybe have a son,
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and that will be
your legacy.
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Yeah, but that kid
deserves to know
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what a tail wrangler
his dad was.
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Get to work.
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All right.
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I'm gonna take a bus
up to the Hudson Valley
and get my ride on.
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Have fun delivering
that package
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that everyone
can clearly see.
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Hey, a real cyclist
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is happy to trade modesty
for aerodynamics.
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Still think
you should've
gotten a bike.
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Well, as much
as I'd like to force
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doll clothes
over my genitalia,
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you already spent
too much on yours.
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Once you owe money
to a credit card company,
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does it really matter
how much?
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Yes.
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The more you owe,
the more interest
you accrue each month.
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Well, I'm certainly
not accruing
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any interest
in this conversation.
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What's that dumb thing
on your helmet?
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HD camera.
Best thing money can buy.
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You know why?
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There's 10 pixies in here.
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Pixels?
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That's the exact argument
I was having with Javi.
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Anyway, bottom line is,
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recording your rides
can only make you better,
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and maybe,
when you watch it back,
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it'll inspire you.
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To marry someone else?
Maybe.
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Yes, hello.
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Um, I'm seeking the name
of one of your employees
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with the initials L.P.
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Ms. Lolly Pops.
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Sounds about right.
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Oh, she's on the
main stage right now,
is she?
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Smashing. Thank you.
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(SIGHS)
All right, Tim,
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I got a lotta
more names here
for my sex-clopedia.
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Some of these, uh, chicks,
I can't remember their name,
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but I'm sure
I yelled them out
at some point.
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VHS tapes?
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Yeah, can you be a lamb,
and convert them to digital,
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or DVD, or whatever
the latest nerd thing is?
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But you know what?
Your call.
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I don't wanna micromanage.
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Oh, Audrey, hey!
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Wanna be in a book?
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No, I've come up with
some more baby names,
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and I wanna make sure
you haven't defiled them.
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Oh, well,
I'm out of the loop now.
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That's Timmy's department.
He's my sexual biographer.
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Yes, and in my spare time,
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I'm also working
on a suicide note.
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All right, Zoe?
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Sorry, Zoe's been used.
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And by "used,"
he means a-used.
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(CHUCKLES)
Write that down.
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Uh, Jenna?
Nope.
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Annie? Taylor?
No. Sorry.
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McKenna?
Nyet.
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Lauren? Sarah?
Uh-uh. I wish.
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Avery?
Swing and a miss.
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Damn it, Russell!
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Looks like it's back
to the drawing board.
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Oh, that reminds me.
You can't use "Claire"
either.
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Why does that remind you?
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Because that's
a cartoonist I dated,
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and I nailed her
with her back
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to the drawing board.
(CHUCKLES)
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(MOUTHS WORDS)
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Oh, my God,
what happened to you?
Nothing.
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I just rode hard.
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(EXHALES)
You know, no pain...
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I forget the rest of it.
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Where is your bike?
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Oh, um,
it's at the shop.
Why?
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Geez, honey, can't
a guy have a completely
uneventful bike ride
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without getting
the third degree?
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Where are your shoes?
219
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You know, how'd you
like it if I asked you
that question, huh?
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Where are your shoes?
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They're on my feet.
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There you go.
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There you go.
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I'm just gonna go shower.
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(SIGHS)
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(GROANING)
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ADAM: Ow...ow! What the...ow!
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Stupid thing.
(BELL RINGS)
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Yo, yo, my man.
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Hey, you got a bomb
pop up in there?
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Ah, you're killing me, bro.
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All right, hey,
hit me up with one of
those SpongeBob-sicles.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa...wait!
234
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Wait, wait, wait...stop!
235
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Someone stop!
Some... Mr. Bus Driver!
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Stop the bus!
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That's my bike!
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(SIGHS)
My foot is stuck?
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What are the odds?
240
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All right, Timmy,
how about Emily?
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Ugh, how does he do it?
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Ew, no, I didn't really
wanna know how he did it.
243
00:11:01,744 --> 00:11:04,581
Well, what'd Timmy say?
Emily's out.
244
00:11:04,623 --> 00:11:05,873
No, I mean,
how'd Russell do it?
245
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He did offer up a list
of usable names,
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Gladys, Agnes, and Beatrice,
247
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so we're covered
if our baby's born
an old nun.
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00:11:17,469 --> 00:11:19,012
Hey, what about Sky?
249
00:11:19,554 --> 00:11:21,139
Or Jameson?
250
00:11:22,056 --> 00:11:23,266
Or Bailey?
251
00:11:24,767 --> 00:11:26,685
We're not naming her
after bottles of liquor.
252
00:11:27,604 --> 00:11:30,773
Fine, how about Charlie?
Or Joe?
253
00:11:30,815 --> 00:11:33,234
Okay, we don't
want her to know you
were hoping for a boy.
254
00:11:35,111 --> 00:11:37,030
Look, I'm happy either way,
just as long as he's healthy.
255
00:11:37,531 --> 00:11:38,948
"She."
256
00:11:38,990 --> 00:11:40,617
What'd I say?
Okay, Jeff.
257
00:11:42,369 --> 00:11:44,245
You make a lot of jokes
about wanting a boy.
258
00:11:44,287 --> 00:11:45,955
Is that still
really a joke,
259
00:11:45,997 --> 00:11:47,123
or is this,
like, a serious thing?
260
00:11:47,165 --> 00:11:48,458
No, it's just...
261
00:11:48,500 --> 00:11:52,379
I, I always pictured
having a boy.
262
00:11:52,420 --> 00:11:54,172
Well, you gotta change
your picture, babe.
263
00:11:55,798 --> 00:11:57,300
That little guy's
stuck in there pretty good.
264
00:11:59,969 --> 00:12:01,804
Okay, you work on it.
265
00:12:01,846 --> 00:12:03,348
Come on, we gotta come up
with some new names.
266
00:12:03,390 --> 00:12:04,807
Well, look,
you don't like
267
00:12:04,849 --> 00:12:07,185
any of my fun,
unisex booze names,
268
00:12:07,227 --> 00:12:09,896
and I don't like any of your
hairy female relative names,
269
00:12:12,190 --> 00:12:13,650
any names we agree on,
Russell's ruined.
270
00:12:14,359 --> 00:12:15,652
(PHONE RINGS)
271
00:12:16,903 --> 00:12:18,029
Hello?
272
00:12:19,447 --> 00:12:20,699
Well, great.
273
00:12:21,949 --> 00:12:22,992
I have to change my name.
274
00:12:31,501 --> 00:12:33,378
(LAUGHTER)
275
00:12:33,420 --> 00:12:36,047
Loser!
(OVERLAPPING TAUNTS)
276
00:12:37,215 --> 00:12:38,717
Nice outfit!
What a moron!
277
00:12:38,757 --> 00:12:40,343
ADAM: Now, that...
Yeah, that's real mature.
278
00:12:40,385 --> 00:12:41,886
You know what?
279
00:12:41,928 --> 00:12:43,804
I'm rubber, and you guys
are all a bunch of glue.
280
00:12:43,846 --> 00:12:45,515
Hey...hey, I'm not done!
281
00:12:45,557 --> 00:12:47,934
Hey, come back here!
282
00:12:47,975 --> 00:12:49,269
Hey, big fella,
what's your...
(DOG BARKS)
283
00:12:51,646 --> 00:12:53,022
(SCREAMS)
284
00:12:53,940 --> 00:12:55,275
No, help! Help.
285
00:12:55,316 --> 00:12:57,110
Uh, could somebody
please help me?
286
00:12:57,151 --> 00:12:59,529
MAN: Just step out
of your shoe, idiot.
287
00:12:59,571 --> 00:13:00,614
ADAM: Thank you, brother.
288
00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:08,288
Well, it's official...
289
00:13:08,329 --> 00:13:09,247
You're disgusting.
290
00:13:10,331 --> 00:13:12,250
(LAUGHS)
291
00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:15,295
Yeah, if these pages
could talk.
292
00:13:17,088 --> 00:13:18,757
More like
if they could
file charges.
293
00:13:20,675 --> 00:13:23,802
Any who, I'll be home,
crying in my shower,
294
00:13:24,845 --> 00:13:27,432
on the floor,
fetal position,
295
00:13:29,058 --> 00:13:30,393
as per usual.
296
00:13:31,185 --> 00:13:32,853
Timmy, wait.
297
00:13:32,895 --> 00:13:36,190
It's just, um,
I don't know...
298
00:13:36,232 --> 00:13:38,652
Something's wrong here,
299
00:13:38,693 --> 00:13:40,027
something
I don't feel good about.
300
00:13:40,987 --> 00:13:42,071
Well, I'm glad.
301
00:13:44,115 --> 00:13:46,409
Do you know, sir,
302
00:13:46,451 --> 00:13:48,244
it's not too late
to change your ways
303
00:13:48,286 --> 00:13:49,788
and pursue a meaningful,
fulfilling...
304
00:13:49,828 --> 00:13:51,331
How have I not
banged a "W"?
305
00:13:56,169 --> 00:13:57,420
Beg pardon?
306
00:13:58,505 --> 00:14:00,047
I got every other letter
of the alphabet.
307
00:14:00,089 --> 00:14:01,882
No "W." Come on!
308
00:14:01,924 --> 00:14:04,719
No Whitney, no Wendy...
309
00:14:04,761 --> 00:14:06,513
Damn it, Russell.
You're better than this.
310
00:14:07,972 --> 00:14:09,098
You're really not.
311
00:14:10,891 --> 00:14:12,268
Wait a second.
312
00:14:15,062 --> 00:14:17,064
What's the name
of that sweet little thing
313
00:14:17,106 --> 00:14:19,317
that runs the day care
down on three?
314
00:14:19,942 --> 00:14:21,152
I don't know.
315
00:14:26,907 --> 00:14:28,201
Winnie...
Winnie!
316
00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:31,954
I'll start making a page
for her, sir.
317
00:14:33,748 --> 00:14:35,375
Not yet, dude.
Don't jinx it.
318
00:14:36,668 --> 00:14:38,044
I'm kidding.
Put it in!
319
00:14:45,552 --> 00:14:46,927
ADAM: Grave Of Death?
320
00:14:46,969 --> 00:14:48,221
I wonder what that's about.
321
00:14:48,262 --> 00:14:49,472
Sorry, sir,
we can't allow you
322
00:14:49,514 --> 00:14:50,849
to enter with that
recording device.
323
00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:53,226
Okay, first of all,
it's not on,
324
00:14:53,267 --> 00:14:54,394
and second,
I'm not trying to record
325
00:14:54,435 --> 00:14:55,729
this stupid zombie movie,
all right?
326
00:14:55,770 --> 00:14:57,480
I just need to kill
a few hours,
327
00:14:57,522 --> 00:14:59,232
'cause my fiancee thinks
I'm out on a bike ride,
328
00:14:59,273 --> 00:15:01,818
and I can't let her know
that I lost my bike,
329
00:15:01,860 --> 00:15:03,820
which, incidentally,
costs a lot more
than I told her it did.
330
00:15:05,946 --> 00:15:07,574
Okay, fine.
Go ahead.
331
00:15:13,120 --> 00:15:14,247
Take a picture.
It'll last longer.
332
00:15:15,540 --> 00:15:16,416
What's up, guys?
333
00:15:19,878 --> 00:15:22,756
Oh..."no gain."
334
00:15:22,797 --> 00:15:24,006
I remembered the other half
of that saying.
335
00:15:25,717 --> 00:15:27,635
You know,
I am really happy
336
00:15:27,677 --> 00:15:29,387
you're enjoying your bike
so much.
337
00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:30,638
Oh, yeah?
Mmm-hmm.
338
00:15:30,680 --> 00:15:31,723
Even though it cost
what it did...
339
00:15:31,765 --> 00:15:35,476
And not a penny more.
340
00:15:35,518 --> 00:15:38,979
It's worth it, you know,
for the many years
of enjoyment you'll get.
341
00:15:39,021 --> 00:15:41,608
Mmm, yeah.
342
00:15:41,649 --> 00:15:44,652
Although, honey,
to be honest,
you know, that ride...
343
00:15:44,694 --> 00:15:46,780
That ride was so great
344
00:15:46,821 --> 00:15:48,489
that it alone was
worth the cost,
345
00:15:48,531 --> 00:15:52,076
so if I were to,
hypothetically, like,
never have to ride
346
00:15:52,118 --> 00:15:53,578
that bike again,
I feel that...
347
00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:54,704
Adam,
348
00:15:56,748 --> 00:15:58,750
I just watched the video
from your helmet cam.
349
00:15:59,250 --> 00:16:00,293
Cool.
350
00:16:02,002 --> 00:16:03,379
(SIGHS) Busted by
a bunch of pixies.
351
00:16:08,676 --> 00:16:10,553
Hey, got a pizza.
352
00:16:10,595 --> 00:16:12,054
Oh, I already ate.
353
00:16:12,096 --> 00:16:13,222
I know. That's why
I just got the one.
354
00:16:16,016 --> 00:16:17,727
So you wanna take
another stab at coming up
with a baby name?
355
00:16:18,436 --> 00:16:20,271
Why?
356
00:16:20,313 --> 00:16:21,940
Did you go by
a liquor store and
do some research?
357
00:16:23,858 --> 00:16:25,485
No, and here's the thing.
358
00:16:25,526 --> 00:16:27,695
I did some thinking,
on my own.
359
00:16:30,114 --> 00:16:32,032
Wow, is there more?
360
00:16:32,074 --> 00:16:33,952
'Cause I'm already impressed.
361
00:16:35,244 --> 00:16:37,538
There's more,
and I figured out
362
00:16:37,580 --> 00:16:39,290
why I'm worried
about having a girl.
363
00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:42,168
It's not because
I'm disappointed.
364
00:16:42,209 --> 00:16:44,754
It's because I'm not sure
that I have faith in myself.
365
00:16:44,796 --> 00:16:46,631
I don't have
the greatest history
366
00:16:46,673 --> 00:16:47,966
at understanding female...
367
00:16:49,175 --> 00:16:50,343
Girls.
368
00:16:51,970 --> 00:16:54,013
You did once say
a uterus reminded you
369
00:16:54,054 --> 00:16:55,890
of those cow skulls
you see in the desert.
370
00:16:57,809 --> 00:16:59,644
Put them side by side,
I'm right.
371
00:16:59,686 --> 00:17:02,480
Anyway, I'm just worried
that I'm not going
372
00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:03,898
to be able to
understand our daughter.
373
00:17:03,940 --> 00:17:05,525
I mean, I can
barely understand you,
374
00:17:05,566 --> 00:17:08,444
and you can talk
and explain yourself.
375
00:17:12,657 --> 00:17:14,241
I'll interpret
for you, babe.
376
00:17:14,283 --> 00:17:16,661
I speak female girl.
377
00:17:16,703 --> 00:17:18,830
I know. Sometimes,
you never stop.
378
00:17:18,872 --> 00:17:20,915
Jeff.
See, right there...
379
00:17:20,957 --> 00:17:22,542
That is...
380
00:17:22,583 --> 00:17:26,086
I don't want
to accidentally, uh,
say stuff like that
381
00:17:26,128 --> 00:17:27,547
to our little girl.
382
00:17:27,588 --> 00:17:29,173
Look, honey, you'll learn.
383
00:17:29,215 --> 00:17:31,258
You've gotten
way better with me.
384
00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:33,720
(CHUCKLES)
When we first
started dating,
385
00:17:33,761 --> 00:17:37,015
you took me
to Shea stadium to see
four Met games in a row.
386
00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:38,224
Yeah, I know.
In the fourth game,
387
00:17:38,265 --> 00:17:39,475
in the bottom of the 13th,
you made us leave.
388
00:17:40,894 --> 00:17:42,228
There were two rain delays,
389
00:17:42,269 --> 00:17:44,146
and I had a job interview
the next morning.
390
00:17:44,188 --> 00:17:45,481
And the Mets won
in the 16th,
and we missed it...
391
00:17:45,523 --> 00:17:47,149
Okay, can we just
not argue about this
right now?
392
00:17:47,191 --> 00:17:48,943
Fine.
We'll hit that later.
393
00:17:48,985 --> 00:17:52,030
The point is
you got way better
at that kind of stuff.
394
00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:54,281
Sweetie, I love you.
395
00:17:54,323 --> 00:17:56,701
I love you,
even though you are
a knucklehead caveman.
396
00:17:58,285 --> 00:17:59,370
(GROWLS)
397
00:18:02,373 --> 00:18:04,667
I know our daughter's
going to also.
398
00:18:04,709 --> 00:18:07,211
Well, I will
take your word for it.
399
00:18:13,801 --> 00:18:16,303
What about Shea?
400
00:18:16,345 --> 00:18:18,890
Oh, God, honey, it was fine,
but four games is a lot.
401
00:18:20,558 --> 00:18:22,268
I mean, two of them,
our seats weren't
even together.
402
00:18:25,271 --> 00:18:26,230
No, I mean, as a name.
403
00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:28,691
Shea.
404
00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:30,860
Shea.
405
00:18:30,902 --> 00:18:32,236
Shea Bingham.
406
00:18:33,404 --> 00:18:34,363
Come here, little Shea.
407
00:18:35,531 --> 00:18:36,824
You're so cute, Shea.
408
00:18:38,284 --> 00:18:39,911
Get daddy a beer, Shea.
409
00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:42,580
No, daddy's
had enough, Shea.
410
00:18:43,998 --> 00:18:46,208
I really like it.
Right?
411
00:18:46,250 --> 00:18:47,961
Guess what, Jeff?
You just named our daughter.
412
00:18:48,002 --> 00:18:49,169
I guess I did.
Uh-huh.
413
00:18:50,504 --> 00:18:51,672
Hold on.
414
00:18:53,925 --> 00:18:55,676
(PHONE RINGS)
(SOBBING)
415
00:19:02,767 --> 00:19:04,685
Hello?
416
00:19:04,727 --> 00:19:06,062
Ah, good evening,
Mr. Bingham.
417
00:19:06,562 --> 00:19:07,814
How are you?
418
00:19:08,564 --> 00:19:10,108
Shea?
419
00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:11,275
Actually, you know what?
420
00:19:11,317 --> 00:19:13,235
Mr. Dunbar has
never been with a Shea.
421
00:19:14,403 --> 00:19:16,823
Yes, that is indeed
terrific news.
422
00:19:16,864 --> 00:19:18,741
You're quite welcome.
Have a good night now,
Mr. Bingham.
423
00:19:18,783 --> 00:19:19,993
All right, then.
424
00:19:20,034 --> 00:19:21,243
(SOBBING)
425
00:19:33,255 --> 00:19:36,342
Hey, uh, I don't know
if you remember me
from earlier.
426
00:19:36,383 --> 00:19:37,468
Oh, I remember you.
427
00:19:38,970 --> 00:19:40,304
Cool.
428
00:19:40,346 --> 00:19:42,015
Question...
I am in the market
429
00:19:42,056 --> 00:19:44,433
for a right bike shoe
to match this one.
430
00:19:44,475 --> 00:19:47,061
Uh, sorry, man.
We only sell them
in the pairs.
431
00:19:47,103 --> 00:19:48,187
As I feared.
432
00:19:49,563 --> 00:19:52,232
Next question...
You offered me insurance
433
00:19:52,274 --> 00:19:54,318
if the bike got lost
or stolen, you know,
434
00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:55,778
but I turned it down.
435
00:19:55,820 --> 00:19:57,530
Yeah, you said
it was for suckers.
436
00:19:59,406 --> 00:20:04,078
Well, I thought maybe
I should sign up for it.
437
00:20:04,120 --> 00:20:06,164
Okay, yeah.
Well, we can do that.
438
00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:08,124
I'll just need to scan
the barcode on the bike.
439
00:20:08,166 --> 00:20:10,334
Ah, yeah, absolutely.
That makes total sense.
440
00:20:10,376 --> 00:20:13,171
Um, it's just right outside.
441
00:20:13,838 --> 00:20:14,839
Just gonna go get it.
442
00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:23,973
All right, smooth getaway.
That was a close one.
443
00:20:25,432 --> 00:20:27,601
Oh, you gotta be kidding me!
444
00:20:27,643 --> 00:20:29,020
Oh, come on!
(DOG BARKS)
445
00:20:29,062 --> 00:20:30,229
(SCREAMS)
446
00:20:31,647 --> 00:20:32,732
Why?
447
00:20:32,773 --> 00:20:33,733
Why!
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