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Well, hello there. Welcome.
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You're just in time.
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I was about to tell a story.
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One I'm sure you'll enjoy.
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And if you like this one, I may spoil you with more.
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Come gather round and I'll enthrall you with my tantalizing tales.
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These stories are centuries old.
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That have been passed down from generation to generation.
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They may seem familiar, but they are not quite as you remember them from your childhood.
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They have been brought back to their original form.
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A darker, more depraved form.
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No longer the sweet, watered-down bedtime stories you may have been told.
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These are tales of sex and sin.
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Passion...perversion...desire....debauchery.
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The following is a collection of sex tales.
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Like the Brothers Grimm, these are tales from a dark world.
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A world where evil lives and danger lurks in every shadow.
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These are tales not for the young...
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...or for the faint of heart.
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So take caution.
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For these are the fairy tales that your mother never told you.
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Our first fable was first told in 1812.
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A miller who had a beautiful young daughter...
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...to gain favor and notoriety.
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The miller began telling people his daughter had a magical power.
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One that would let her spin straw into gold.
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Of course, it didn't take long for the tale of the gold-spinning siren to reach the king's ears.
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He summoned the miller.
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...and his lovely daughter to the castle.
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...so that he may see this miracle with his own eyes.
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The miller and his daughter stood there looking quite nervous.
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As they knew their tale was nothing but a lie.
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The king was so overcome by the young lady's beauty...
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...that he made the miller a proposition.
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Now I've heard tales of your enchanting daughter's ability to spin gold from straw.
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If this is indeed true, I offer you this.
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I will take your daughter's hand in marriage.
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...for my queen. And I will offer you a position in my court.
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Very generous your Majesty.
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So are we agreed?
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Of course, your Highness.
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Excellent! Excellent!
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My dear...
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I leave you to your spinning.
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Right this way.
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So the king gave her three nights time.
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To spin a room full of straw into a room full of gold.
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The young miller's daughter knew not what to do.
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She knew the tale of her spinning straw into gold...
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...was nothing more than that.
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...a tale.
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And a tall one at that.
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What am I to do?
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If the king returns...
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...and there is no gold...
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...there will be no throne for me.
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No position for my father...
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...and if luck is not on my side...
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...we could forever end up in the dungeon indeed.
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What should I do?
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Before long the sweet young girl had fallen asleep.
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...and day had fallen to night.
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Then out of nowhere...a little voice called out to her.
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And if you haven't figured it out by now...
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...this is the story of Rumpelstiltskin.
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And as you'll soon see...
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...the story has changed.
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He is no longer in the market for shiny trinkets.
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...what he now longs for...
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...is more carnal in nature.
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Forget the necklace and bracelet...
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...our Rumpelstiltskin wants something more.
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Mistress Miller...
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Mistress Miller....
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Over here.
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Behind the pillar.
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Who goes there?!
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Show yourself!
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It is I.
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I was coming to help you.
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I have come to help you in your time of trouble.
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And what is your name kind sir?
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My name....
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...my name is...
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...unimportant.
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What is important...
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...is that I've come to help you.
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You see I...
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...unlike you...
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...can spend straw into gold.
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Really?
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Indeed I can.
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Indeed I will.
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But it'll cost you.
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Yes, it will.
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Tell me kind sir...
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What is your fee?
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My fee...my fee...
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What shall it be?
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...something for you?
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...to give to me?
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Perhaps a kiss.
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Do we agree?
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Come my pretty.
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And you can really...
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...turn this straw...
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...into gold?
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Aww...indeed I can. Indeed I will!
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All you need do...
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...is pay my bill.
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Come my dear.
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Not to fear.
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Give me my kiss.
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Or I'll disappear.
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Wait!
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And kiss they did.
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They kissed so long...
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...and so hard...
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...and so passionate was his kiss...
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...that the beautiful young girl fainted.
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The strange little man...
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...with the impish grin...
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...laid her down and began to spin.
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He started off slow...
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...then picked up speed.
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His skill with the wheel was impressive indeed!
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Before too long...
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...the straw turned to gold.
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His end of the deal he would uphold.
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And as time ticked on and dark turned to day...
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...as quick as he came, he just snook away.
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The next night, the strange little man, came to Mistress Miller.
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...as he had the night before.
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And once again he offered to spin straw into gold for her.
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And once again, he asked the beautiful young girl for something in return.
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But this time he would be more daring.
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More dirty!
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And what fee will you ask of me tonight?
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Although your kiss was very nice...
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...tonight you'll pay a higher price.
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I'll again spin your straw to gold...
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...but in return...
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...my cock you'll hold.
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You'll suck it fast. You'll suck it slow.
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And very soon the cum will flow.
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A deal we have?
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Don't forget about the balls.
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For your lips my scrotum calls.
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Taste my seed!
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It's good indeed!
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And after she had once again paid his fee...
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She once again laid down to sleep.
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And once again the strange little man set to work in front of the spinning wheel.
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And again the young woman woke up...
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...to find that more of the straw had been spun to gold.
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But there was still much work to be done.
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And much straw to be spun.
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On the third and final night the man returned again.
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And once again he asked for a fee.
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But again this is where our story takes a turn toward the dark side.
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He doesn't ask her for her first born child as you've heard before.
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Instead he asks her...to lay with him.
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I'll take you from the front. I'll take you from behind.
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And take you anyway you'd like.
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If you'll be so kind.
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She again hesitates as she ponders her predicament.
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A single night in the bed...
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...for a lifetime on the throne.
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An easy choice for most.
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She looks around at the straw still to be spun.
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And then agrees.
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What say you?
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A deal we have. A deal we make.
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Make up your mind for goodness sake!
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Nothing better I can dream of!
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Come on my sweet!
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Let's make sweet love.
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Oh yeah! Just like that!
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And as this story comes to its sordid end...
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After Mistress Miller had paid her debt...
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...she again fell asleep...
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And Rumpelstiltskin again went to work spinning...
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She woke up to find her lover gone.
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But the rest of the straw had indeed been spun into gold.
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But a top the freshly spun gold...
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...sat a note...which the young girl quickly read.
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Mistress Miller my job is done.
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I must admit, I had much fun.
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Your secret's safe with one condition.
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And pardon me for my slight omission.
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You must name your heir as I have told...
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...or that to straw will turn to gold.
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A crown and jewels and a throne you'll win.
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...but the name of the prince must be Rumpelstiltskin.
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And so the king kept his word.
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...and took the young miller's daughter as his bride.
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...and she would indeed become queen.
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And nine months to the day...
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...she would give him an heir to the throne.
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No one but her mother and father would know he was not of royal blood.
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But one thing is for certain.
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His name would be Rumpelstiltskin.
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And he one day would be king.
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Our next story is again over 200 years old.
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It's the tale of Hansel and Gretel.
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Most will remember the bread crumbs.
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...the ginger bread house...
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...and maybe even the wicked witch...
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...but there is so much more.
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...to this vaulted fable.
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The truth is Hansel and Gretel weren't brother and sister...
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...with horrible parents.
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They were in fact two young lovers whose parents disapproved of their union.
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So they decided to head out on their own.
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But things didn't go exactly as planned.
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They soon learned Hansel's satchel that was carrying their supplies...
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...had a tear in it and all their food had fallen out.
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So they had left a trail of food along the way.
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But it had been by accident.
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They looked down the path only to see their trail of food had been gobbled up by all the animals in the forest.
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They quickly realized the outside world had been a very inhospitable place.
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So tired and hungry...
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...Hansel and Gretel sat for a moment.
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Trying to figure out what to do next.
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Then suddenly they hear music coming from deep inside the forest.
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So they set out on their way....
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...to see where it was coming from.
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They come upon an enchanted little house.
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A house decorated with gingerbread and gumdrops.
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Hansel and Gretel were both famished by this time...
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...they started gorging themselves on the house's delightful decor.
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But what the two didn't know...
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...was that there was someone watching them.
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...laying in wait.
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What do we have here?! Whoa! Whoa!
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[Laughs evilly.]
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Little tender morsels for me to eat.
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...or lick.
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Come here little kiddie, kiddie, kiddies.
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Get some candy!
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[Evil laugh.]
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The evil witch whose house it was...
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...was said to be a cannibal.
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This wasn't true.
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...though she did have a taste for young pretties.
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She would use her appetizing abode...
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...to lure unsuspecting travelers into her wicked web.
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She eyes Hansel and Gretel up and down as if they're what's for dessert.
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The house wasn't the only sweet treat in the woods that day.
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But the witch knew she wouldn't be able to entice the young lovers...
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...in gingerbread and candy alone.
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And her frightful self would only scare them off.
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She would need a spell.
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...a spell....
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Oh this will never do!
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So much better.
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Whose been nibbling at m door?
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Fine young stud and a dirty little whore!
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Please come in and have your fill!
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Enjoy yourselves.
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I know I will.
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Welcome.
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Thank you. You're so kind.
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So as Hansel and Gretel entered...
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Their eyes were immediately drawn...
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...to a large table piled high...
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...with cookies and cakes.
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Their eyes went wide and their mouths moistened.
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It was obvious they wanted to devour the whole table.
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May I?
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You may...
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Not so fast...
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...you see...
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Out here in the midst of the forest, one tends to get..
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...a little lonely.
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All I have is my baking...
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...and although I'd love to share my tasty treats with you...
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...I'll need something in return.
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Oh...we have nothing to offer.
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Nothing?
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Nothing at all.
283
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Oh, I disagree.
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A fine young man...a pretty little lass...
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I think you have much to share indeed.
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Please...
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...enjoy...
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No matter that you can't repay my kindness.
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290
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Are they to your liking?
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Yes, its very good.
292
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What are you feeling?
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I feel great!
294
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Amazing!
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No one but the witch herself...
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...would ever know.
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If it was a magical love potion mixed into the batter...
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...or a spell-casting gaze that turned lovers into ravenous beasts...
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...from the first bite, Hansel and Gretel were insatiable.
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They couldn't get their fill of either cakes nor cook.
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The three fell atop the table of treats in an embrace...
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Kissing and ripping at each other's clothes.
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Hansel then saw the witch's true form.
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His eyes went wide and his mouth gaped.
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He grabbed his young wife to be...
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...and ran screaming from the cottage.
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With the taste of her guests still lingering in her mouth...
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The witch watched in sadness as Hansel and Gretel went running through the forest.
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She knew she would never see them again.
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So now it was time to set the trap.
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For our next weary wanderers...
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...back to the oven...for more cupcakes.
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My! My! My tasty little treat!
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[Laughs]
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This next little tale is a bit more famous than most...
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....it's been changed and changed...
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...yet remains the same.
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It's the story of a young woman with hair of spun gold...
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...A girl named Goldilocks.
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She's wandering the forest.
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Tired and hungry from her long journey.
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When she comes across a cabin.
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...that she thinks is abandoned.
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She slowly opened the door. Then snuck her way inside.
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As she looked around the cabin....
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...she noticed a table with three bowls of porridge upon it.
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She took a seat at the table.
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And had a taste from the first bowl.
329
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She then made a face.
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Mmmm!
331
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This porridge is too hot!
332
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This porridge is too cold!
333
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This porridge is just right!
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With her belly now full...
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...the young girl decided it was time for a nap.
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She moved over to the beds that were all in a row.
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She looked them up and down and chose the one that seemed the most comfy.
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She untied her corset.
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...and let her clothes fall to the floor.
340
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She laid down on the first bed.
341
00:49:23,930 --> 00:49:25,610
Then wiggled around a bit...
342
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It was quite obvious...
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...that this bed was not to her liking.
344
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This bed is too hard!
345
00:50:11,990 --> 00:50:16,220
This bed is too soft!
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00:50:38,350 --> 00:50:43,840
This bed is just right!
347
00:50:46,200 --> 00:50:50,230
And now that Goldilocks had found the perfect bed...
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She drifted off to sleep to dream the perfect dream.
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But not even she could dream...
350
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...about what would be in store for her next.
351
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You see the cabin wasn't really abandoned after all.
352
00:51:02,690 --> 00:51:05,270
It was home to the three woodsmen.
353
00:51:05,570 --> 00:51:07,530
...bear hunters by trade.
354
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...and certainly not the family of cute little bears you were told about as a child.
355
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The bearhunters came down from their morning hunt.
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...and soon realized something was amiss.
357
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One of the men looked at the table of porridge and scowled.
358
00:51:24,710 --> 00:51:26,710
Someone's been eating my porridge!
359
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Someone's been eating my porridge too.
360
00:51:29,440 --> 00:51:32,540
Someone's been eating my porridge and they ate it all up!
361
00:51:32,540 --> 00:51:35,120
The men then moved to their beds.
362
00:51:35,120 --> 00:51:38,610
And it was again obvious something was amiss.
363
00:51:38,610 --> 00:51:41,360
One of the men looked down as his messed up bed...
364
00:51:41,360 --> 00:51:44,590
...and said...someone's been sleeping in my bed!
365
00:51:45,240 --> 00:51:47,840
Someone's been sleeping in my bed too!
366
00:51:47,840 --> 00:51:49,840
Someone's been sleeping in my bed!
367
00:51:49,840 --> 00:51:51,840
...and the little wench is still here!
368
00:51:51,840 --> 00:51:56,880
The bearhunters all gaze upon Goldilocks as she lay there sleeping.
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00:51:56,880 --> 00:52:01,290
They've nay seen a more beautiful woman in all their days.
370
00:52:01,290 --> 00:52:04,410
And it's been many days since they've seen a woman at all.
371
00:52:04,410 --> 00:52:07,880
Just then...Goldilocks begins to wake.
372
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As her eyes flutter....
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...She realizes she's surrounded by the woodsmen.
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But instead of being afraid like most...
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...she's grateful for the company.
376
00:52:19,500 --> 00:52:21,500
I'm sorry...
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00:52:21,970 --> 00:52:24,530
I didn't know I had company.
378
00:52:25,200 --> 00:52:27,270
379
00:52:27,270 --> 00:52:30,110
My name is Goldilocks.
380
00:52:30,110 --> 00:52:32,110
I'm lost.
381
00:52:32,110 --> 00:52:34,110
That we can see.
382
00:52:34,110 --> 00:52:38,670
Please sirs let me do something to repay you for your kindness.
383
00:52:38,670 --> 00:52:40,670
I can...cook...?
384
00:52:42,200 --> 00:52:44,330
I can clean.
385
00:52:45,560 --> 00:52:50,380
The men did indeed have a chore for Goldilocks to attend to.
386
00:52:50,380 --> 00:52:52,380
Actually...three.
387
00:52:53,310 --> 00:52:57,290
But these chores won't be taking place in the kitchen.
388
00:52:57,290 --> 00:52:59,870
As the young women looked up at the men....
389
00:52:59,870 --> 00:53:04,220
...she soon realize the chore they had in mind.
390
00:53:14,610 --> 00:53:17,130
This cock is too big.
391
00:53:22,040 --> 00:53:25,720
This cock is too small.
392
00:53:31,010 --> 00:53:35,080
But this one is just right!
393
00:53:39,770 --> 00:53:42,200
Don't worry...
394
00:53:42,200 --> 00:53:44,890
...I'll suck them all!
395
00:53:44,890 --> 00:53:46,890
And suck them she did.
396
00:53:46,890 --> 00:53:52,270
She went back and forth and back and forth like a woodsman with a long saw.
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00:53:52,270 --> 00:54:00,600
At this pace she would soon be finished with her chores indeed.
398
00:59:19,500 --> 00:59:22,740
So it would seem that this innocent young woman....
399
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...with hair spun of gold...
400
00:59:24,740 --> 00:59:27,990
...was not such an innocent at all.
401
00:59:27,990 --> 00:59:30,710
And as she made her way through the forest...
402
00:59:30,710 --> 00:59:36,910
...it was obvious that this day would be remembered by all!
403
00:59:41,590 --> 00:59:45,890
Our next little fairy tale...was said to have a fairy in it.
404
00:59:45,890 --> 00:59:50,300
But that like most of the story was a lie.
405
00:59:50,300 --> 00:59:53,780
This is the story of Pinocchio.
406
00:59:53,780 --> 00:59:58,870
He was said to be a puppet with dreams of being a real boy.
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00:59:58,870 --> 01:00:01,370
But that to was a lie.
408
01:00:01,670 --> 01:00:07,660
In fact the only truth in the story...and it was a half-truth at that...
409
01:00:07,660 --> 01:00:12,990
...was that one day Pinocchio would indeed cross paths with the blue fairy.
410
01:00:12,990 --> 01:00:16,150
And it would forever change his life.
411
01:00:16,150 --> 01:00:21,230
Our story starts on the day of Pinocchio's 18th birthday.
412
01:00:21,230 --> 01:00:25,640
As you can plainly see...he's not a puppet.
413
01:00:25,640 --> 01:00:27,640
He is no longer a boy.
414
01:00:27,640 --> 01:00:30,380
But not yet a man.
415
01:00:30,380 --> 01:00:35,440
And on this day, he's been punished by his father, Geppetto for lying.
416
01:00:35,440 --> 01:00:41,500
So instead of celebrating he had to stay in and work at the toyshop.
417
01:00:41,500 --> 01:00:49,230
And as fate would have it...a woman who was commonly referred to as the 'blue fairy' happened by.
418
01:00:49,230 --> 01:00:51,230
She always wore blue.
419
01:00:51,230 --> 01:00:55,600
But she was of course not a real fairy.
420
01:00:55,600 --> 01:00:59,030
But she was a real whore!
421
01:00:59,030 --> 01:01:03,570
And very familiar to those who lived and worked on the boulevard.
422
01:01:03,570 --> 01:01:08,330
Oh hello there cutie! Why so glum?
423
01:01:08,330 --> 01:01:13,530
It's a long, sad story.
424
01:01:13,530 --> 01:01:16,490
It's a slow night sweetie.
425
01:01:16,490 --> 01:01:18,490
I've got nothing but time.
426
01:01:22,940 --> 01:01:26,070
When the blue fairy heard of Pinocchio's plight,...
427
01:01:26,070 --> 01:01:28,680
...she offered not to make him a real boy...
428
01:01:28,680 --> 01:01:32,360
...but to make him a man...in her own special way!
429
01:01:32,360 --> 01:01:37,120
He was of course, very excited about the offer of such a gift!
430
01:01:37,120 --> 01:01:39,120
Come my lovely.
431
01:01:39,120 --> 01:01:44,160
Give me just a couple of secs, and I'll make you a real man!
432
01:01:44,160 --> 01:01:46,860
Have you ever been with a girl before?
433
01:01:46,860 --> 01:01:50,370
Oh, yes, of course.
434
01:01:52,980 --> 01:01:55,270
Well, well...
435
01:01:55,270 --> 01:01:58,040
...what do we have here then?
436
01:01:58,040 --> 01:02:01,200
I feel something growing...
437
01:02:01,200 --> 01:02:04,630
What you say, I take a little looksee?
438
01:02:06,010 --> 01:02:11,070
Oh, my. You and me are going to have the time of our life!
439
01:02:13,110 --> 01:02:16,240
Let's make this a birthday to remember...
440
01:02:16,240 --> 01:02:18,240
441
01:02:32,430 --> 01:02:35,400
442
01:02:35,400 --> 01:02:43,370
443
01:02:53,440 --> 01:02:57,330
How do you feel like to be with a real woman?
444
01:03:09,710 --> 01:03:14,060
Have you had anybody play with your cock before?
445
01:03:15,830 --> 01:03:18,470
I don't think you have!
446
01:03:30,300 --> 01:03:35,260
Oh look at this! Look at this growing in your pants!
447
01:03:35,260 --> 01:03:39,150
Make you a big boy tonight?
448
01:03:39,150 --> 01:03:41,490
You like that?
449
01:03:41,490 --> 01:03:43,490
Yes, of course you do.
450
01:03:45,730 --> 01:03:49,050
Oh, it's so nice.
451
01:03:57,100 --> 01:04:03,040
Let me get my hands on it. Let me feel this nice cock of yours!
452
01:04:06,060 --> 01:04:08,500
Let me feel it.
453
01:04:08,500 --> 01:04:11,360
Make it nice and hard for you?
454
01:12:53,160 --> 01:12:56,970
See that? See what I did to your cock?
455
01:04:19,820 --> 01:04:21,820
456
01:04:22,930 --> 01:04:25,970
Just like that.
457
01:04:37,290 --> 01:04:40,280
458
01:04:45,640 --> 01:04:50,730
You like that do you? Very much so.
459
01:05:00,060 --> 01:05:03,770
Look how it's grown!
460
01:05:03,770 --> 01:05:08,090
461
01:05:22,760 --> 01:05:25,590
Feel good does it?
462
01:05:33,720 --> 01:05:36,250
Suck this hard cock of yours.
463
01:05:43,240 --> 01:05:47,140
464
01:06:05,260 --> 01:06:08,000
Do you like being sucked?
465
01:06:24,060 --> 01:06:27,000
My pussy juice all over your face!
466
01:06:40,060 --> 01:06:43,080
Oh, that's a very good boy!
467
01:06:43,080 --> 01:06:48,030
You making it nice and wet are you?
468
01:06:48,030 --> 01:06:49,610
Lick that pussy for me.
469
01:06:50,880 --> 01:06:53,880
Oh, yeah, lick that clit!
470
01:07:06,830 --> 01:07:14,960
Stick it inside.
471
01:07:14,960 --> 01:07:16,960
Oh that's it!
472
01:07:21,000 --> 01:07:25,600
Your fingers in and out for me.
473
01:07:39,780 --> 01:07:41,380
That's a good boy!
474
01:08:54,520 --> 01:08:57,270
Feeling the nice wet pussy!
475
01:09:14,270 --> 01:09:16,610
We going in nice and deep?
476
01:10:31,160 --> 01:10:33,830
Yeah, fuck me!
477
01:10:33,830 --> 01:10:36,310
Give me that hard cock!
478
01:14:00,640 --> 01:14:04,070
He did indeed have the time of his life.
479
01:14:04,070 --> 01:14:07,610
And it was a birthday that would be remembered forever.
480
01:14:07,610 --> 01:14:11,250
He'd lost his virginity and become a man.
481
01:14:11,250 --> 01:14:14,190
All thanks to the blue fairy.
482
01:14:14,190 --> 01:14:18,570
But the moment would be tarnished when the the two were saying their goodbyes.
483
01:14:18,570 --> 01:14:20,500
Well how was that then?
484
01:14:20,500 --> 01:14:24,800
It was amazing! I shall remember it always!
485
01:14:24,800 --> 01:14:27,680
I should suspect you would.
486
01:14:27,680 --> 01:14:29,680
How's about a little tip then?
487
01:14:30,460 --> 01:14:31,680
Tip?
488
01:14:31,680 --> 01:14:37,180
You know a gratuity? A little something for services rendered.
489
01:14:37,180 --> 01:14:39,710
A show of appreciation?
490
01:14:39,710 --> 01:14:42,320
You did appreciate it didn't you?
491
01:14:42,320 --> 01:14:44,320
Oh, very much so.
492
01:14:44,320 --> 01:14:46,570
But I thought this was a gift.
493
01:14:46,570 --> 01:14:47,980
Well it was.
494
01:14:47,980 --> 01:14:49,980
Except for that last bit then.
495
01:14:49,980 --> 01:14:52,740
That usually cost extra.
496
01:14:52,740 --> 01:14:54,740
But...I...
497
01:14:54,740 --> 01:14:56,740
...I haven't got any money.
498
01:14:57,100 --> 01:14:59,360
You wee, cheeky bugger, you...
499
01:14:59,360 --> 01:15:02,020
I think I'll give you something else to remember!
500
01:15:02,020 --> 01:15:04,020
Before I set off on my way!
501
01:15:04,020 --> 01:15:07,570
And this too would not soon be forgotten.
502
01:15:07,570 --> 01:15:12,660
The blue fairy took some cording from the shop, tied Pinocchio up.
503
01:15:12,660 --> 01:15:15,870
Gave him a rather rigorous birthday spanking....
504
01:15:15,870 --> 01:15:17,870
...and then left him there.
505
01:15:17,870 --> 01:15:25,750
Over the next few hours, poor Pinocchio, with his backside aglow, tried best he could to free himself...
506
01:15:25,750 --> 01:15:30,780
...but it was of no use.
507
01:15:30,780 --> 01:15:36,300
This maybe where the idea of Pinocchio being a puppet came from...
508
01:15:36,300 --> 01:15:42,510
He did indeed look like a little marionette, dangling on a string.
509
01:15:42,510 --> 01:15:45,260
Oh, Pinocchio!
510
01:15:45,260 --> 01:15:47,260
What have you done now?
511
01:15:47,260 --> 01:15:52,570
Pinocchio hung there in silence so he wouldn't get punished again.
512
01:15:52,570 --> 01:16:01,660
For he knew whatever came out of his mouth next, surely, would be a lie.
513
01:16:04,950 --> 01:16:08,490
This next tall tale is my favorite of all....
514
01:16:08,490 --> 01:16:11,840
It's a Humpty Dumpty and a rather large wall...
515
01:16:11,840 --> 01:16:14,310
...Most know the rhyme of this oversized chap...
516
01:16:14,310 --> 01:16:18,260
But for those who don't, here's a speedy recap.
517
01:16:18,260 --> 01:16:21,360
The version from 1803 goes as so...\
518
01:16:21,360 --> 01:16:26,010
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
519
01:16:26,010 --> 01:16:31,970
All the king's horses and all the king's men, couldn't put Humpty together again.
520
01:16:31,970 --> 01:16:36,460
But in it's original version, it was a much more scandalous rhyme.
521
01:16:36,460 --> 01:16:38,690
The last two lines were actually....
522
01:16:38,690 --> 01:16:42,180
...All the king's whores and all the king's men...
523
01:16:42,180 --> 01:16:45,060
...had a big orgy and invited their friends.
524
01:16:45,060 --> 01:16:50,960
For you see, Humpty Dumpty was a very wealthy, debaucherous nobleman.
525
01:16:50,960 --> 01:16:55,730
Who used to pay young men and women to perform sex acts...
526
01:16:55,730 --> 01:16:59,210
He'd watch the depravity from high atop his castle wall.
527
01:16:59,210 --> 01:17:08,790
But on this day, the voyeuristic Humpty had fallen down drunk before the festivities had begun.
528
01:17:10,040 --> 01:17:18,060
As you can plainly see, the show went on without him.
529
01:18:29,270 --> 01:18:31,500
Oh, fuck it!
530
01:30:35,290 --> 01:30:39,080
And so ends another chapter of The Craving.
531
01:30:39,080 --> 01:30:43,050
I hope you've enjoyed my tantalizing tales.
532
01:30:43,050 --> 01:30:48,350
But please....take heed to the words between these pages...
533
01:30:48,350 --> 01:30:53,090
And remember...not everything is as told.
534
01:30:53,090 --> 01:31:00,950
Especially in the dark fairy tales of old.
535
01:31:00,950 --> 01:31:02,950
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