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♪ Just write me a postcard ♪
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♪ Three little words ♪
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♪ Draw me a picture ♪
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♪ And tell me where you are ♪
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♪ A picture where you are ♪
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♪ And write that ♪
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♪ I'm totally yours ♪♪
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[Groans]
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- Hey.
- Good morning.
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- How you feeling?
- Better.
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- Quite a night you had.
- Yeah, both of us.
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What about Maria?
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Who knows?
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I think that she and Max
spent the night together.
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♪♪ [Guitar Ends]Ripped By mstoll
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Thank you so much for this, Max, really.
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- I should have never doubted you.
- No problem.
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So, are you ready?
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I've been thinking about this
my whole life. I am so ready.
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Then let's go.
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♪♪ [Rock]
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♪♪ [Continues]
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♪♪ [Ends]
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♪♪ [Man Singing Ballad]
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[Sighs]
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[Phone Ringing]
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- Hello?
- Don't be mad.
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- Where are you?
- Houston, and I just missed my connecting flight.
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[Sighs]
It's okay.
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No, it's not. I'm really sorry.
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It's fine.
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Look, do me a favor?
Don't just sit at home alone.
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Okay?
Go out, have a good time.
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- Enjoy the night for both of us.
- I don't know.
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Oh, please, Isabel. It's bad enough
I'm gonna be stuck in an airport.
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I don't want you to have
a crappy New Year's too.
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- Please?
- Okay.
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[Phone Beeps]
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- ♪♪ [Rock]
- This isn't fair.
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I'm really sorry, Petunia, but in
about three minutes I'm out of here.
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You're never gonna find it.
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Oh, please, this year I'm gonna find it.
Trust me.
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- Find what?
- Enigma.
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- [Liz] You know about Enigma?
- [Scoffs] I've only lived here all my life.
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That secret New Year's Eve party has beengoing on since before I was your age.
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- Well, did you ever find it?
- Once.
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- Did you dish up the tapioca?
- Fifty times.
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- Dad.
- Daughter.
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Come on. You don't really
need me to be doing this.
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Liz, you and I have done this party together
since you were, like, this high.
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It's a family tradition.
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What, that I wait on a bunch
of geriatrics for all eternity?
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I'll tell you what.
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When you're finally a resident
of the Desert Inn Retirement Community...
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then you don't have to come here
for New Year's Eve.
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Gee, thanks.
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Petunia, work on him.
I have a feeling he'll weaken.
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Otherwise, I'll tell you about Enigma
tomorrow morning.
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Bye!
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- ♪♪ [Humming] Whoa, sorry.
- Sorry.
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- So Enigma, huh?
- Yep.
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I don't think it's lame, stupid or any of the
other 50 insults you're about to spew out.
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I wasn't going to spew.
Just talking.
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- So what are you doing tonight?
- I don't know.
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TV, PlayStation, something.
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- Alone?
- Yep.
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What about Max?
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Why don't you two go... I don't know...
look for a party or something?
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Oh, yeah.
He's the original party animal.
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I'd rather surf the tube.
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- Have fun.
- Hey, wait.
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You want to come find Enigma with me?
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Wouldn't that violate the whole
we're-not-dating-anymore thing?
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It's not a date.
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It's a scavenger hunt, looking for party clues,
and two heads are better than one.
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No midnight kiss,
no pawing in the backseat.
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We just find the party, and then
go our separate ways till dawn.
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Deal?
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Deal.
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♪♪ [Far Eastern]
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[Deep Breathing]
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Thank you.
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Now that my immortal soul
has been cleansed...
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[Coughing]
On to more terrestrial concerns.
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It's been a dry couple years.
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Kyle needs a woman.
Kyle needs her badly.
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- Kyle needs her tonight.
- [Knocking]
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Thank you, but if that's a Jehovah's Witness,
I'm coming back here.
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[Knocking Continues]
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- Hi.
- Hey.
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Kyle Valenti,
it is your lucky night.
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Rudolph's Shiny New Year!
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No?
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No, I can't. I'm going out.
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On New Year's Eve?
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Yeah, imagine that.
I'm going to that Enigma thing.
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- Really? Do you know where it is?
- No, but I'm gonna find out.
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Hmm. Or you could save yourself
the aggravation...
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and buddy up here
with Rudolph and a shiny New Year.
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Oh, and... I brought Goobers.
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Tempting, but no.
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Jesse missed his flight
and is stuck in Houston.
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I had this whole romantic evening planned,
and I had to scrap it.
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- Boohoo.
- Kyle, it's Enigma.
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Yeah. It's just sex, drugs and whatever's
passing for rock and roll these days.
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Why would I want to go there?
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Okay, fine.
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Well, do you mind
if an old married lady tags along?
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[Sighs] Okay, but I'm warning you,
I'm a man on a mission.
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Sex or death.
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- So don't get in my way and don't cramp my style.
- You have style?
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- Hey.
- Okay. Let's go.
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- Where's the first clue?
- At the high school. Mr. Seligman's room.
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- Oh, right.
- Bring the Goobers. I'm driving.
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[Giggling]
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- I'm sorry.
- It's all right.
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I had a feeling he wasn't
gonna let you get off work.
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So what are you going to do?
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Go back to Michael's
and avoid New Year's Rockin' Eve.
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Why don't you just go out
with Maria and Michael?
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- To Enigma?
- Uh-huh.
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I'm not, like, a party guy, Liz.
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I'm more of a one-on-one guy.
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Well, I like one-on-one...
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but parties are very fun too.
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No, seriously.
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When was the last time that you went out and
had fun at a party with people you didn't know?
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- I don't know.
- Exactly. Come on.
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There's no reason both of us
should have a crummy New Year's.
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I'd feel like a third wheel.
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No, you would be a guy hanging out
with his two best friends on New Year's...
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and you'd be having a really good time.
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Right?
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I need more convincing.
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- I almost believe it.
- Good-bye.
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- I have to go back downstairs.
- All right. Okay.
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But on one condition...
midnight comes, and we're together.
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How are we gonna do that?
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- I'm going to be downstairs,
and you are going to be out.
- We find a way.
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Somehow, some way,
we make it happen.
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- Max.
- Liz.
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Okay.
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- We'll find a way.
- Okay.
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See you at midnight.
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Hi.
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♪♪ [Guitar Tuning]
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Make a resolutionand stick it on the cactus.
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Thank you so much. Happy New Year.
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- Watch your step.
- Oh, thank you.
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Don't forget to make a resolutionand stick it on the cactus.
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Here we go. Happy New Year.
Happy New Year.
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There you go. Yep.
Make your resolution, one time a year.
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Happy New Year.
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- Here you go.
- Oh, hi, Liz!
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- Hi.
- Jane Covendall.
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We met a couple of months ago.
Remember the movie thing?
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Oh, yes, I do.
Hi. How are you?
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Oh, out to pasture, but I'm doing
just fine now. How are you?
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I'm okay.
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Who's the Guy Lombardo
over there?
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Uh, that's Jim Valenti
and his band, the Kit Shickers.
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- Did you just say...
- No, no, no. It's the Kit Shickers.
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It sounds bad, but it isn't.
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Mm-hmm. Well, I sure hope
those bastards can play.
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Hmm.
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Um, hi.
How about a compromise?
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I will stay for the party,
but then once we've done...
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the whole stupid pretend-it's-midnight-
at-10:30 thing, I'm outta here.
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Okay?
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First of all, when you're 80
and you want to be in bed by 11:00...
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you might not think it's so stupid.
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Second of all, I'm not gonna get stuck
with doing all the cleanup myself.
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And third, I don't want you and Max
catting around the desert all night.
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Catting around?
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Sweetie, your plans
for this evening are set.
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Watch it.
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You know,
this is breaking and entering.
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Well, if we get caught,
we'll party in jail.
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The girl wants to party.
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This is the first clue.
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"Hut, hut." That's football, right?
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Maybe the party's
on the football field.
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I don't know. That's too easy.
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So why are you really here?
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- What are you talking about?
I'm looking for Enigma.
- Liz put you up to this?
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Are you a chaperone for me
and Maria or something?
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It's New Year's Eve.
I'm looking for a party, okay?
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Hey, I know how to party.
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All right.This is what I gather.
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It's a quarterback's call, and there's a
number seven. Dave Lambert is number seven.
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- Who's Dave Lambert?
- The star quarterback at Isabel's college.
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- Anyway, so Julia says...
- Who's Julia?
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That's Julia.
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Dave Lambert's fraternity
is having a party...
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which is probably where the next clue
to Enigma is, so let's go.
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Out the window, Guerin.
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Oh, yeah, Max, listen.
This chaperone thing.
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I know Liz put you up to it, but Michael and I,
we're clear that this is not a date.
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I'm not a chaperone.
I'm really looking for the party.
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Right. Okay.
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[Chuckling]
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[Chuckling]
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- And whose car is this?
- My boss, Toby's.
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And these would be the keys.
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- What if we get caught?
- We won't.
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- How many blue Vipers are there in Roswell?
- One.
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One.
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And I'm sorry, how many people
have access to this garage after hours...
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besides your boss?
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- One.
- Yeah, we're gonna get caught.
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Maybe, but this thing's a chick magnet,
Isabel. I've seen it work.
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I'll take the risk. Get in.
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Oh, man.
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I'm not really in a risk-taking mood.
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I hope this doesn't cramp your style.
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Yellow wasn't my first choice,
but that's cool.
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♪♪ [Blues]
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- ♪♪ [Ends]
- Thank you! Thank you very much!
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[Whistling]
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- They're good!
- Yeah, they're good.
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- But you wish you were someplace else.
- No, I don't.
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- Don't shick a shicker.
- You... [Clicks] You're funny.
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[Sighs]
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Boy trouble?
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Um, well, sort of.
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My parents don't really approve
of my boyfriend.
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I'm having the same problem.
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- Really?
- Yes.
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You see that crotchety
old couple over there?
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My mom and dad.
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You'd think they'd leave
Frank and me be by now, but no.
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Ah, well.
Which... Which one is Frank?
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Oh, he's not here.
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New Year's means a lot to them.
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Kind of a sentimental thing,
you know.
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So Frank goes out with his buddies
at the V.F. W...
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and I give them
this one night of the year.
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But don't you mind
being apart on New Year's?
239
00:15:44,008 --> 00:15:48,911
Oh, sure we do, but, well,
your parents won't always be there...
240
00:15:48,979 --> 00:15:54,178
and besides,we have phone sex at midnight.
241
00:15:54,251 --> 00:15:57,152
♪♪ [Valenti Singing Country]
242
00:16:32,890 --> 00:16:35,688
Oh, no.
It's an easy clue, easy clue.
243
00:16:35,759 --> 00:16:38,319
See, the "hut, hut" part meant
the Falafel Hut across the street...
244
00:16:38,395 --> 00:16:40,886
and the 24 and the seven
were on either sides of two zeros...
245
00:16:40,964 --> 00:16:43,296
so here we are at the site
of the next clue.
246
00:16:43,367 --> 00:16:45,358
- Nice car, huh?
- [Both] Yeah.
247
00:16:45,436 --> 00:16:47,370
- Jerky?
- No, thanks.
248
00:16:47,438 --> 00:16:49,429
Hey!
249
00:16:51,341 --> 00:16:54,242
- I'm gonna ask you a question from the future.
- Yes?
250
00:16:54,311 --> 00:16:57,303
Are those your teeth
lying on the ground?
251
00:16:59,783 --> 00:17:02,650
- Bye-bye.
- [Kisses]
252
00:17:06,924 --> 00:17:08,915
You know, I think they like you.
253
00:17:08,992 --> 00:17:12,723
The way you like a monkey
in a little hat.
254
00:17:12,796 --> 00:17:15,390
I was just entertainment
till the real men showed up.
255
00:17:15,466 --> 00:17:17,457
Is this a confidence issue?
256
00:17:17,534 --> 00:17:20,628
Because women can detect insecurity
a mile away, Kyle.
257
00:17:20,704 --> 00:17:22,729
Can you detect it?
258
00:17:22,806 --> 00:17:25,934
No. I'm married.
My radar's been dismantled.
259
00:17:26,009 --> 00:17:28,944
Look, women want an alpha male,
you know?
260
00:17:29,012 --> 00:17:31,344
You gotta exude confidence.
261
00:17:31,415 --> 00:17:33,781
- Confidence?
- Yeah.
262
00:17:33,851 --> 00:17:35,716
All right.
263
00:17:35,786 --> 00:17:38,448
It can't be that hard, Kyle.
I mean, you used to date girls.
264
00:17:38,522 --> 00:17:41,013
Look, it's been a long time, all right?
265
00:17:41,091 --> 00:17:43,252
I used to be a fun guy.
I used to have fun.
266
00:17:43,327 --> 00:17:46,194
But then the alien invasion happened,
and I sort of...
267
00:17:46,263 --> 00:17:48,663
my social life started to suck.
268
00:17:48,732 --> 00:17:51,701
- Yeah.
- Did you find the next clue in there or what?
269
00:17:51,769 --> 00:17:53,703
No.
270
00:17:53,771 --> 00:17:57,138
I think your whole Falafel Hut theory
was a little off.
271
00:17:57,207 --> 00:17:59,334
Yeah. Come on. Let's go.
272
00:17:59,409 --> 00:18:01,900
- Where are we going?
- To find you a new social life.
273
00:18:01,979 --> 00:18:03,970
Drop the jerky.
274
00:18:05,349 --> 00:18:08,841
♪♪ [Hard Rock]
275
00:18:11,021 --> 00:18:15,082
♪♪ [Voices, ElectronicallyDistorted, Indistinct]
276
00:18:18,796 --> 00:18:20,627
[Cackling]
277
00:18:22,299 --> 00:18:24,790
♪♪ [Man Rapping]
278
00:18:44,988 --> 00:18:47,115
Party! Whoo!
279
00:18:48,759 --> 00:18:50,750
Dude, it's empty, bro.
280
00:18:50,828 --> 00:18:53,661
What do you mean, it's empty, man?
We just tapped it.
281
00:18:53,730 --> 00:18:56,563
It's empty. Dude, it's empty.
It's the last one.
282
00:18:56,633 --> 00:18:59,966
- It's all gone.
- Not so loud. Not so loud.
283
00:19:02,606 --> 00:19:05,837
Hey, aren't you
in my astronomy class?
284
00:19:05,909 --> 00:19:07,774
No, not really.
285
00:19:07,845 --> 00:19:10,006
I swear I've seen you before.
286
00:19:10,080 --> 00:19:14,915
Hmm. Are you with anyone tonight?
It is New Year's.
287
00:19:14,985 --> 00:19:18,386
Uh, yeah. My girlfriend's
meeting me later.
288
00:19:18,455 --> 00:19:20,548
That's too bad.
289
00:19:20,624 --> 00:19:22,819
Hey, uh, we're running out of beer.
290
00:19:22,893 --> 00:19:27,387
Could you be a dear
and start a collection for a new keg?
291
00:19:27,464 --> 00:19:32,527
Uh, why don't I check and see
if the keg is really empty first?
292
00:19:32,603 --> 00:19:35,094
♪♪ [Rap-Rock Continues]
293
00:19:43,380 --> 00:19:46,178
- You're out of beer?
- Uh, hey, maybe I can help.
294
00:19:46,250 --> 00:19:48,718
- What?
- What are you, a townie?
295
00:19:48,785 --> 00:19:51,515
No, seriously. I have a way
with these things.
296
00:19:51,588 --> 00:19:54,113
Be my guest. Please.
297
00:19:54,191 --> 00:19:57,251
Sometimes it's this...
this thing up here.
298
00:19:57,327 --> 00:19:59,318
What?
299
00:20:00,664 --> 00:20:03,394
I don't know. Give that a shot.
300
00:20:03,467 --> 00:20:05,196
Oh! Oh, man!
301
00:20:05,269 --> 00:20:07,601
- There was nothing in here. That was empty.
- Apparently not.
302
00:20:07,671 --> 00:20:09,662
Dude, let's party!
303
00:20:19,416 --> 00:20:21,441
- Your Highness.
- Get out of here.
304
00:20:22,786 --> 00:20:25,346
- Dave! Hey! How are you?
- Hey.
305
00:20:25,422 --> 00:20:28,619
- How are you?
- Good. Listen, I'm looking for a party.
306
00:20:28,692 --> 00:20:30,683
There's a party right here, baby.
307
00:20:30,761 --> 00:20:34,561
Do you guys know any clues
for Enigma? Hey.
308
00:20:34,631 --> 00:20:36,531
Oh!
309
00:20:36,600 --> 00:20:38,591
Where's the keg?
310
00:20:41,705 --> 00:20:43,832
Okay, this is so not the right place.
311
00:20:43,907 --> 00:20:49,140
[Chanting] Townie! Townie!Townie! Townie! Townie! Townie!
312
00:20:49,212 --> 00:20:53,672
Townie! Townie! Whoo!
313
00:20:54,985 --> 00:20:56,976
Excuse me.
314
00:21:00,624 --> 00:21:03,559
Max. Max.
We're in the wrong place.
315
00:21:03,627 --> 00:21:07,063
I've... I've talked to everyone.
I've flirted with half a dozen of these bozos.
316
00:21:07,130 --> 00:21:09,121
No one's ever heard of Enigma.
317
00:21:09,199 --> 00:21:12,760
- I even let Dave Lambert touch my ass.
- Did Michael see that?
318
00:21:12,836 --> 00:21:15,498
The chaperone speaks.
I don't know.
319
00:21:15,572 --> 00:21:18,803
- And it doesn't matter
because we're not together.
- Where is Michael?
320
00:21:18,875 --> 00:21:24,609
♪♪ [Man Singing Rock]
321
00:21:35,425 --> 00:21:37,359
Hey.
322
00:21:37,427 --> 00:21:41,056
- Look at me.
- Sorry. I only have eyes for Maria.
323
00:21:41,131 --> 00:21:43,827
But she's handing her butt out
to total strangers. What's that about?
324
00:21:43,900 --> 00:21:45,834
Michael, what are you doing?
325
00:21:45,902 --> 00:21:48,962
I told you what happened the one and only
time I got drunk. My powers went crazy.
326
00:21:49,039 --> 00:21:50,973
I'm fine.
327
00:21:51,041 --> 00:21:53,805
I got no... power problems whatsoever.
328
00:21:53,877 --> 00:21:56,971
All right. I want you to stand up.
Come on. We're going.
329
00:21:57,047 --> 00:21:59,072
- Ow!
- What's the matter?
330
00:21:59,149 --> 00:22:02,778
That's a killer grip, man.
Oh, it's loud in here now.
331
00:22:02,853 --> 00:22:06,380
- Yeah. Can you walk?
- It's bright. It's really bright.
332
00:22:06,456 --> 00:22:08,720
Right, Max. What's on me?
333
00:22:08,792 --> 00:22:10,726
- Max, what's on my back?
- It's your shirt.
334
00:22:10,794 --> 00:22:13,024
No, no, Max. I've got some...
Max, I'm on fire!
335
00:22:13,096 --> 00:22:15,724
I'm on fire! Max, I'm on fire!
336
00:22:15,799 --> 00:22:18,165
- I'm on fire! I'm on fire!
- Michael, let's go!
337
00:22:18,235 --> 00:22:22,001
Max, I'm on fire!
I'm on fire! I'm on fire!
338
00:22:22,072 --> 00:22:25,803
I'm on fire! Put it out!Put it out! I'm on fire!
339
00:22:25,876 --> 00:22:27,867
No!
340
00:22:30,580 --> 00:22:32,912
- He's drunk?
- [Gasps] Too loud.
341
00:22:32,983 --> 00:22:34,917
- Yeah.
- So wait a minute.
342
00:22:34,985 --> 00:22:38,421
My New Year's Eve isn't being ruined by some
life-threatening hot-flash alien disease?
343
00:22:38,488 --> 00:22:40,479
It's because Michael's drunk?
344
00:22:40,557 --> 00:22:43,185
I think the alcohol affected his senses,
some sort of sensory overload.
345
00:22:43,260 --> 00:22:45,251
Everything's too bright, too loud.
346
00:22:45,328 --> 00:22:47,262
So I guess the search for Enigma is over.
347
00:22:47,330 --> 00:22:49,389
No, it's still early. He could just...
348
00:22:49,466 --> 00:22:52,264
[Groans]
What's that stench? Is that you?
349
00:22:52,335 --> 00:22:55,304
- I don't have a stench.
- Might be your perfume.
350
00:22:55,372 --> 00:22:57,306
It smells like roadkill.
351
00:22:57,374 --> 00:22:59,774
It's 50 bucks an ounce, man.
352
00:22:59,843 --> 00:23:03,040
- That stuff stinks.
- You know, you're an ass, man!
353
00:23:03,113 --> 00:23:06,241
[Maria Gasps]Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
354
00:23:06,316 --> 00:23:08,250
[Max]Quick, get in the car! Come on.
355
00:23:08,318 --> 00:23:10,809
All right. Here we go,
ladies and gentlemen!
356
00:23:10,887 --> 00:23:14,323
And the first ball out
is Spaceship 17.
357
00:23:14,391 --> 00:23:17,292
Mark that one if you've got it.
Spaceship 17.
358
00:23:17,360 --> 00:23:20,693
Spaceship 1-7.
359
00:23:20,764 --> 00:23:24,530
- She seems to be having a good time.
- Yep. Go figure.
360
00:23:24,601 --> 00:23:26,535
- An hour ago...
- Yeah?
361
00:23:26,603 --> 00:23:30,300
You would've thought she'd been
sentenced to work here tonight.
362
00:23:32,309 --> 00:23:35,767
- Jim, can I ask you something?
- Sure.
363
00:23:35,846 --> 00:23:38,679
What do you think about Max Evans?
364
00:23:39,783 --> 00:23:42,445
Honestly?
365
00:23:42,519 --> 00:23:45,613
I think a great deal of him.
I think he's a very special kid.
366
00:23:48,258 --> 00:23:50,658
I used to think so too.
367
00:23:50,727 --> 00:23:53,924
He always seemed like
a responsible, straight-ahead kid...
368
00:23:53,997 --> 00:23:56,830
but then...
369
00:23:56,900 --> 00:23:59,334
Listen, this is a tough age.
370
00:23:59,402 --> 00:24:02,064
I mean, take it from
a father of a teenage boy.
371
00:24:02,139 --> 00:24:04,130
They up and do things that...
372
00:24:06,776 --> 00:24:11,076
Jeff, l-I can't honestly sit here...
373
00:24:11,148 --> 00:24:13,639
and give you
the boys-will-be-boys routine.
374
00:24:13,717 --> 00:24:15,947
Max screwed up, big time.
375
00:24:16,019 --> 00:24:18,852
He put your daughter in danger...
376
00:24:18,922 --> 00:24:20,947
and there's no excuse for that.
377
00:24:21,024 --> 00:24:24,619
But since you seem
to be asking my opinion...
378
00:24:27,831 --> 00:24:31,164
I think Max is a good kid
who made a big mistake.
379
00:24:31,234 --> 00:24:35,398
And I truly believe
that he's learned from it.
380
00:24:38,575 --> 00:24:42,011
And I think he really does
love your daughter...
381
00:24:42,078 --> 00:24:44,410
and deserves a second chance.
382
00:24:44,481 --> 00:24:49,384
Bingo! Oh, bingo!
383
00:24:58,562 --> 00:25:01,053
- Night from hell! Night from hell!
- What's up?
384
00:25:01,131 --> 00:25:04,328
Michael's up. Very up. Come here.
385
00:25:07,003 --> 00:25:09,096
- [Gasps] Oh, my God.
- Shh, shh, shh.
386
00:25:10,941 --> 00:25:14,001
All his senses are super super-heightened...
387
00:25:14,077 --> 00:25:16,011
so...
388
00:25:16,079 --> 00:25:20,243
if the lights are too bright,or if he hears anything really loud...
389
00:25:20,317 --> 00:25:22,342
it really, really hurts.
390
00:25:22,419 --> 00:25:24,683
Like your whispering
is doing right now.
391
00:25:26,156 --> 00:25:28,818
This is a college.
This is a college party at a frat house.
392
00:25:28,892 --> 00:25:30,826
Why am I here?
393
00:25:30,894 --> 00:25:33,385
Because you need to set your sights
a little higher than high school.
394
00:25:33,463 --> 00:25:36,193
- But I am in high school.
- Yes, but they don't know that.
395
00:25:36,266 --> 00:25:38,461
- That's true.
- Yeah, okay. So pick one.
396
00:25:38,535 --> 00:25:42,301
- Ooh! How about her?
- Okay, that's Sally Reynolds.
397
00:25:42,372 --> 00:25:44,863
She's in my philosophy class.
Not your type. She's a nihilist.
398
00:25:44,941 --> 00:25:46,932
Would never get
your sense of humor.
399
00:25:47,010 --> 00:25:49,171
How about
those two brunettes over there?
400
00:25:49,246 --> 00:25:51,510
Okay, that one right there
is Kim Langstrom.
401
00:25:51,581 --> 00:25:54,482
She's actually very nice, but she's got
a laugh like breaking glass.
402
00:25:54,551 --> 00:25:57,042
The other one, Bernadette Tahoe...
Hey!
403
00:25:57,120 --> 00:25:59,884
Yeah, she's dumb as a fence post
and only likes girls.
404
00:25:59,956 --> 00:26:01,924
Well, there's gotta be someone.
405
00:26:01,992 --> 00:26:06,258
You see that girl there talking to the jock who
knows everything he's telling her is total crap?
406
00:26:06,329 --> 00:26:08,263
- Yeah, yeah.
- That's Bitsy.
407
00:26:08,331 --> 00:26:10,322
- Bitsy?
- Yeah, I know. She's got a stupid name.
408
00:26:10,400 --> 00:26:12,766
But trust me, Kyle.She is the girl of your dreams.
409
00:26:12,836 --> 00:26:14,997
- Oh.
- [Cackling]
410
00:26:15,071 --> 00:26:18,063
Yeah, breaking glass.
Okay, let's go meet her.
411
00:26:18,141 --> 00:26:21,406
Now, just be cool. Bitsy, I want you
to meet a friend of mine.
412
00:26:21,478 --> 00:26:23,673
- Kyle.
- Hi. Nice to meet you.
413
00:26:23,747 --> 00:26:26,511
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
414
00:26:36,860 --> 00:26:38,794
[Gasps]
415
00:26:38,862 --> 00:26:41,695
[Panting]
How's that?
416
00:26:46,603 --> 00:26:49,128
Is he gonna live?
417
00:26:49,205 --> 00:26:51,696
Yeah, I think he's past the rough stuff.
418
00:26:51,775 --> 00:26:55,108
[Sighs, Panting]
We should leave him be for a few minutes.
419
00:27:00,183 --> 00:27:02,743
Think anyone will notice
if I duck into the bathroom?
420
00:27:02,819 --> 00:27:05,720
Go for it.
My dad's still calling bingo.
421
00:27:05,789 --> 00:27:08,656
Okay. For the big money.
Comin' down.
422
00:27:08,725 --> 00:27:10,659
Comin'down. And it is...
423
00:27:10,727 --> 00:27:12,752
- What a great New Year's Eve.
- I know.
424
00:27:12,829 --> 00:27:15,354
- Did you have any luck finding Enigma?
- No.
425
00:27:15,432 --> 00:27:17,957
- Well, you still have plenty of time.
- What's the point?
426
00:27:18,034 --> 00:27:19,968
My evening's set.
427
00:27:20,036 --> 00:27:22,527
I'm just gonna be stuck here
babysitting a drunken alien.
428
00:27:22,605 --> 00:27:24,835
- He didn't mean to ruin everything.
- I know.
429
00:27:24,908 --> 00:27:30,175
[Voices, Noises Overlapping]
430
00:27:30,246 --> 00:27:33,613
[Maria] And anyway, it's my faultfor inviting him, but it's just like...
431
00:27:33,683 --> 00:27:36,151
We keep doing this dance.
432
00:27:36,219 --> 00:27:39,347
We're dating, we're together, then we'renot together, but we're still together.
433
00:27:39,422 --> 00:27:43,324
- Nothing ever changes.
- [Jeff] Where's that darn band?
434
00:27:43,393 --> 00:27:45,987
Maybe you don't really want
anything to change.
435
00:27:46,062 --> 00:27:48,223
Maybe.
436
00:27:48,298 --> 00:27:51,563
Or maybe neither one of us is strong enough
or crazy enough to break the cycle.
437
00:27:51,634 --> 00:27:53,932
[Jeff]Play another song, will ya?
438
00:27:55,438 --> 00:27:57,372
[Voices, Indistinct]
439
00:27:57,440 --> 00:28:00,238
[Maria] Is my life reallygonna be like this from now on?
440
00:28:00,310 --> 00:28:04,212
No matter what I do or say, I just somehow
get roped back into an alien crisis?
441
00:28:04,280 --> 00:28:06,874
I can't even get one night off
to find a stupid party.
442
00:28:09,152 --> 00:28:13,054
And then the quarterback said,
"Throw me the chicken," and I did.
443
00:28:13,123 --> 00:28:17,321
[Guffawing] See? He's hilarious.
I told you he's hilarious.
444
00:28:17,394 --> 00:28:19,885
No, but really, Kyle,
you have changed since then.
445
00:28:19,963 --> 00:28:23,558
- Kyle's a Buddhist now, It's really inspirational.
- You want to talk religion?
446
00:28:23,633 --> 00:28:26,659
Okay, but tell me you're not just
some guy with a fat Buddha statue...
447
00:28:26,736 --> 00:28:28,727
who prays to get laid on Friday night.
448
00:28:28,805 --> 00:28:31,933
No, I do have a statue. I do.
449
00:28:32,008 --> 00:28:34,806
And I do pray on Friday nights
sometimes, yes.
450
00:28:34,878 --> 00:28:37,813
- And you're honest.
- I try.
451
00:28:37,881 --> 00:28:41,282
- And you succeed.
- Is that good?
452
00:28:41,351 --> 00:28:43,410
Very.
453
00:28:43,486 --> 00:28:46,148
Okay, I'm gonna go get some drinks.
You guys want anything?
454
00:28:46,222 --> 00:28:48,156
- I'm okay.
- Me too.
455
00:28:48,224 --> 00:28:50,658
- Okay. Be back whenever.
- Hey, wait, wait, wait.
456
00:28:50,727 --> 00:28:52,991
I just want to say thanks for...
you know.
457
00:28:53,062 --> 00:28:55,394
My pleasure.
458
00:28:55,465 --> 00:28:58,593
♪♪ [Woman Singing R&B]
459
00:29:11,915 --> 00:29:14,611
- Isabel's nice.
- Yeah, yeah. She is. She is.
460
00:29:22,659 --> 00:29:25,287
- I'm gonna head back to the school for a second.
- Why?
461
00:29:25,361 --> 00:29:28,023
Something about that clue
on the board keeps bugging me.
462
00:29:28,097 --> 00:29:30,588
- Max, would you drop the act already?
- It's not an act.
463
00:29:30,667 --> 00:29:33,795
- Liz! It's almost 10:30!
- Ah, sorry, sorry, Dad.
464
00:29:33,870 --> 00:29:36,703
- I'll... I'll be right there.
- Hey, Max?
465
00:29:36,773 --> 00:29:39,298
- Yeah?
- Where are you going?
466
00:29:44,080 --> 00:29:47,516
What kind of boyfriend
isn't with his girl at midnight?
467
00:29:47,584 --> 00:29:50,849
Don't you have any class?
468
00:29:52,856 --> 00:29:55,654
Ticktock.
469
00:30:17,979 --> 00:30:19,947
[Valenti]
And here we go!
470
00:30:20,015 --> 00:30:22,779
[All]
Ten, nine, eight...
471
00:30:22,851 --> 00:30:25,046
seven, six...
472
00:30:25,120 --> 00:30:28,419
five, four, three...
473
00:30:28,490 --> 00:30:30,515
two, one.
474
00:30:30,592 --> 00:30:33,527
- [Whooping]
- Happy New Year!
475
00:30:35,096 --> 00:30:37,189
Happy New Year!
476
00:30:45,674 --> 00:30:51,613
♪ Should auld acquaintance be forgot ♪
477
00:30:51,680 --> 00:30:58,518
♪ And never brought to mind ♪
478
00:30:58,586 --> 00:31:04,889
♪ Should auld acquaintance be forgot ♪
479
00:31:04,959 --> 00:31:12,092
♪ And days of auld lang syne ♪
480
00:31:12,167 --> 00:31:20,165
♪ For auld lang syne ♪♪
481
00:31:20,241 --> 00:31:25,008
[Whooping, Cheering]
482
00:31:27,982 --> 00:31:30,314
Come on, Max!
Let's get a move on!
483
00:31:30,385 --> 00:31:33,843
I gotta make a phone call at midnight,
and I ain't gonna be late.
484
00:31:33,922 --> 00:31:35,856
Yes, ma'am.
485
00:31:37,492 --> 00:31:39,960
Oh, Maria, come on.
You don't have to do that.
486
00:31:40,028 --> 00:31:43,691
What's the point?
I'm stuck here anyway, so...
487
00:31:43,765 --> 00:31:47,701
- Hey, Maria?
- What are you doing up? You shouldn't be up.
488
00:31:47,769 --> 00:31:50,533
Can I talk to you
in the back for a minute?
489
00:31:55,110 --> 00:31:57,101
[Deep Sigh]
490
00:31:58,213 --> 00:32:00,147
- Lizzy.
- Hmm?
491
00:32:00,215 --> 00:32:02,911
That's good enough.
I can finish up.
492
00:32:02,984 --> 00:32:05,475
What are you talking about?
Dad, the place is a mess.
493
00:32:05,553 --> 00:32:09,922
No, it's okay. I can take care of it.
Why don't you, um...
494
00:32:11,826 --> 00:32:15,592
Why don't you two go out
and have a real New Year's?
495
00:32:15,663 --> 00:32:17,654
Dad.
496
00:32:19,401 --> 00:32:23,132
Well, I put a resolution
on the cactus, and it said...
497
00:32:23,204 --> 00:32:25,138
"Give second chances."
498
00:32:35,650 --> 00:32:39,780
I'm fine. All right? I want youto get back out there and find Enigma.
499
00:32:39,854 --> 00:32:43,085
Where is this coming from?
You're being way too self-sacrificing.
500
00:32:43,158 --> 00:32:45,592
I want you to have a night off
from this alien crap.
501
00:32:46,828 --> 00:32:49,797
You know,
we keep doing this dance and...
502
00:32:49,864 --> 00:32:54,164
You heard me and... You heard me and Liz
from all the way up there?
503
00:32:54,235 --> 00:32:56,169
Maria. You were right.
504
00:32:56,237 --> 00:32:58,296
Someone's gotta break the cycle.
505
00:32:58,373 --> 00:33:00,500
We're not together. That's fine.
506
00:33:00,575 --> 00:33:03,373
We're still friends, and friendscan go their separate ways...
507
00:33:03,445 --> 00:33:06,972
to have a good timeon New Year's Eve.
508
00:33:07,048 --> 00:33:09,539
I want you to go out there
and find Enigma.
509
00:33:13,188 --> 00:33:15,520
[Chuckles, Kisses]
510
00:33:19,727 --> 00:33:25,393
And, you see, the thing is, l... I alsoput a resolution on the cactus.
511
00:33:25,467 --> 00:33:28,265
It said, "Remember that your parents
won't always be there."
512
00:33:28,336 --> 00:33:30,327
So you want to stay.
513
00:33:30,405 --> 00:33:32,703
Well, yeah,
'cause Crashdown New Year's...
514
00:33:32,774 --> 00:33:36,266
It's like this, um, family tradition.
515
00:33:36,344 --> 00:33:39,677
I think my dad deserves
one night a year.
516
00:33:39,747 --> 00:33:42,648
I'm sorry. I know we promised
that we'd be together at midnight.
517
00:33:42,717 --> 00:33:45,709
We were... Crashdown midnight.
518
00:33:45,787 --> 00:33:48,517
Yeah, I guess that counts.
519
00:33:50,458 --> 00:33:53,484
Listen, I'll, uh... I'll stay too.
520
00:33:53,561 --> 00:33:56,496
You know, help you clean up.
521
00:33:56,564 --> 00:33:59,032
You... You really want to go
to Enigma, don't you?
522
00:33:59,100 --> 00:34:01,034
Well...
523
00:34:01,102 --> 00:34:03,002
My God. Look at you.
524
00:34:03,071 --> 00:34:06,438
Yeah, I just don't want
to go by myself.
525
00:34:06,508 --> 00:34:09,841
[Cackling]
Who still wants to find a party?
526
00:34:09,911 --> 00:34:12,539
Oh, I think that might be
this guy right here.
527
00:34:12,614 --> 00:34:14,548
Oh, Max, the chaperone thing.
528
00:34:14,616 --> 00:34:17,050
It's getting old, and it's completely
unnecessary right now.
529
00:34:17,118 --> 00:34:19,678
All right. That's it.
I'm going to that party.
530
00:34:21,089 --> 00:34:23,023
- Wish me luck.
- Good luck.
531
00:34:23,091 --> 00:34:25,184
Let's go. Party train is leaving.
532
00:34:25,260 --> 00:34:27,023
- Is he serious?
- Very.
533
00:34:29,430 --> 00:34:33,890
- Uh, wait. What happened with Michael?
- He gave me the night off.
534
00:34:33,968 --> 00:34:36,835
- Hmm, good for you. Is he okay?
- Yeah, he's fine.
535
00:34:36,905 --> 00:34:39,396
- [Car Horn Honks]
- I can't believe I'm going to Enigma.
536
00:34:39,474 --> 00:34:43,137
- You don't mind?
- No. Rent my boyfriend for the evening? Go ahead.
537
00:34:43,211 --> 00:34:46,408
Okay. Bye. Thanks. Bye.
538
00:34:46,481 --> 00:34:48,415
[Sighs]
539
00:34:54,656 --> 00:34:56,647
Are you sure you're not disappointed?
540
00:34:56,724 --> 00:34:59,215
What are you talking about?
I got the girl's phone number.
541
00:34:59,294 --> 00:35:02,024
Yeah, but you wanted to get laid.
542
00:35:02,096 --> 00:35:04,963
[Scoffs] Look, I got
a college girl's phone number.
543
00:35:05,033 --> 00:35:07,433
I'm way ahead of the game.
544
00:35:07,502 --> 00:35:10,562
- And you gotta know when to hold 'em and...
- When to fold 'em.
545
00:35:10,638 --> 00:35:12,663
Know when to walk away.
546
00:35:12,740 --> 00:35:15,208
[Both]
? Know when to run?
547
00:35:16,945 --> 00:35:19,436
Hey. Thanks.
I had a really good time.
548
00:35:19,514 --> 00:35:21,448
Yeah. Me too.
549
00:35:21,516 --> 00:35:24,007
But, you know,
the night is not over yet.
550
00:35:24,085 --> 00:35:26,019
- It's not?
- No.
551
00:35:26,087 --> 00:35:29,488
- It's over an hour till midnight.
- What do you want to do?
552
00:35:29,557 --> 00:35:32,151
How much do you love me?
553
00:35:53,181 --> 00:35:55,649
Oh, oh, oh.
Rudolph's Shiny New Year?
554
00:35:55,717 --> 00:35:57,708
Please?
555
00:35:59,354 --> 00:36:03,017
- Oh, the sacrifices I make for my friends.
- Thank you.
556
00:36:03,091 --> 00:36:05,389
You're the best.
557
00:36:08,129 --> 00:36:10,620
Don't be a complete idiot.
558
00:36:12,667 --> 00:36:17,331
So all we know for sure is that seven does notstand for Dave Lambert's jersey number.
559
00:36:17,405 --> 00:36:21,068
Zero, 24, seven, zero.
560
00:36:22,577 --> 00:36:24,511
What if it's a math puzzle?
561
00:36:24,579 --> 00:36:28,037
I mean, if we assume that the zeros
are placeholders for integers that...
562
00:36:28,116 --> 00:36:30,050
[Gasps]Ooh!
563
00:36:31,486 --> 00:36:33,420
Twenty-four, seven.
564
00:36:33,488 --> 00:36:35,854
It's so simple, it's painful.
565
00:36:56,711 --> 00:36:58,804
This feels like the right place.
566
00:36:58,880 --> 00:37:00,871
Hey, have you found any clues?
567
00:37:00,948 --> 00:37:02,882
No, not yet.
568
00:37:02,950 --> 00:37:05,248
Hey, is that Max Evans?
569
00:37:05,319 --> 00:37:07,913
Yeah. Uh, Daryl, right?
570
00:37:07,989 --> 00:37:11,686
- Yeah. So what are you doing, man?
- What do you mean?
571
00:37:11,759 --> 00:37:13,693
I mean out...
572
00:37:13,761 --> 00:37:16,025
at night... on New Year's Eve?
573
00:37:16,097 --> 00:37:18,725
I'm looking for a party.
574
00:37:18,800 --> 00:37:21,200
Right.
[Sputters]
575
00:37:21,269 --> 00:37:23,965
[Maria Whispers]Max! Psst.
576
00:37:29,610 --> 00:37:32,204
I think I found one of the clues,
but I don't know what it means.
577
00:37:32,280 --> 00:37:34,612
- Where?
- It's right behind me.
578
00:37:38,886 --> 00:37:41,719
- The flyer?
- It's not a real flyer.
579
00:37:41,789 --> 00:37:44,383
So one of these specials
must be the clue.
580
00:37:44,459 --> 00:37:47,326
Blue Moon Quesadilla. There's no such thing.
But what does that mean?
581
00:37:47,395 --> 00:37:49,329
Blue Moon Quesadilla.
582
00:37:49,397 --> 00:37:52,230
Blue Moon. Blue...
583
00:37:53,401 --> 00:37:55,335
Blue Moon Canyon.
584
00:37:55,403 --> 00:37:57,997
That's it! Okay.
585
00:37:58,072 --> 00:38:02,736
Let's walk back to the car, nice and easy,
like we haven't found a thing.
586
00:38:18,793 --> 00:38:21,956
Michael. Michael! Michael!
Are you... Are you okay?
587
00:38:22,029 --> 00:38:25,624
Fell off the couch.
Keep your voice down.
588
00:38:25,700 --> 00:38:29,830
- I thought you told Maria that you were okay.
- I lied. Easy.
589
00:38:29,904 --> 00:38:33,135
- My whole body is like one big bruise.
- What the hell?
590
00:38:33,207 --> 00:38:36,176
- Dad, can you help us?
- What happened?
591
00:38:36,244 --> 00:38:39,077
- He just drank too much.
- Let's get him upstairs.
592
00:38:39,147 --> 00:38:42,014
- Just put him in my bed, and I'll sleep down here.
- Oh, my head.
593
00:38:43,951 --> 00:38:46,579
You should have seen him
standing there all brave and noble.
594
00:38:46,654 --> 00:38:49,145
It was enough to make you
fall in love with him all over again.
595
00:38:49,223 --> 00:38:50,986
I have to live with him.
That's enough.
596
00:38:51,058 --> 00:38:53,618
Are you sure we're on Juarez Road?
597
00:38:53,694 --> 00:38:56,720
- Positive.
- Then where's the turnoff to Blue Moon Canyon?
598
00:38:56,798 --> 00:38:59,232
Another three or four miles.
599
00:39:03,838 --> 00:39:06,329
[Man On TV]
I believe Santa's house is that way.
600
00:39:06,407 --> 00:39:09,274
- Isabel.
- Hmm.
601
00:39:09,343 --> 00:39:12,744
- It's five seconds till midnight.
- Hmm.
602
00:39:12,814 --> 00:39:14,805
Happy New Year.
603
00:39:18,352 --> 00:39:21,185
[Sighs, Kisses]
604
00:39:22,990 --> 00:39:25,015
Happy New Year, Isabel.
605
00:39:27,195 --> 00:39:29,186
- Hey, hey.
- [Moans]
606
00:39:31,065 --> 00:39:33,465
Oh, oh! Wait, wait!
607
00:39:35,970 --> 00:39:38,837
♪♪ [Man Singing Pop Rock]
608
00:39:38,906 --> 00:39:42,808
- So, are you ready?
- I've been thinking about this my whole life.
609
00:39:42,877 --> 00:39:44,868
I am so ready.
610
00:39:48,583 --> 00:39:52,212
♪♪ [Singing Continues]
611
00:40:21,649 --> 00:40:27,281
♪♪ [Continues, Fades]
612
00:40:28,589 --> 00:40:32,525
♪♪ [Acoustic Guitar]
613
00:40:36,998 --> 00:40:40,490
- You won't tell Maria?
- What, that you slept in my bed?
614
00:40:40,568 --> 00:40:43,059
No, as long as you promise
not to tell Max.
615
00:40:43,137 --> 00:40:45,128
It's a deal.
616
00:40:46,674 --> 00:40:50,667
- Hi!
- Hey! Jesse. Hey, how was Houston?
617
00:40:50,745 --> 00:40:52,713
Cold and uncomfortable.
618
00:40:52,780 --> 00:40:55,374
- I spent the night in the airport.
- [Liz] What? You're kidding?
619
00:40:55,449 --> 00:40:57,383
Yeah, I wish I was.
620
00:40:57,451 --> 00:41:01,581
New Year's Eve all alone, and then I come
home to find my wife asleep with another man.
621
00:41:01,656 --> 00:41:04,648
- What?
- Morality has no place on New Year's Eve.
622
00:41:04,725 --> 00:41:07,353
I saw an opportunity, and I took it.
623
00:41:07,428 --> 00:41:11,694
- The lesson is, never leave me alone, ever.
- Lesson learned.
624
00:41:11,766 --> 00:41:14,633
So I assume nobody found
that Enigma thing, right?
625
00:41:14,702 --> 00:41:16,636
I wouldn't be too sure of that.
626
00:41:16,704 --> 00:41:21,038
♪ I'm so alive
for the very first time ♪
627
00:41:21,108 --> 00:41:23,201
♪ And I can't deny it ♪♪
628
00:41:23,277 --> 00:41:25,302
- How's it go?
- [Kyle] I don't believe it.
629
00:41:25,379 --> 00:41:27,711
Oh, yes, we found it, closed it, did it.
630
00:41:27,782 --> 00:41:29,647
- That's unbelievable.
- Tell us everything.
631
00:41:29,717 --> 00:41:33,084
Okay. Well, first we... we go all the way
back to the classroom for clues.
632
00:41:33,154 --> 00:41:35,645
- [Kyle] It was at the Falafel Hut, right?
- The what?
633
00:41:35,723 --> 00:41:37,816
- Let her tell the story.
- Thank you, Michael.
634
00:41:37,892 --> 00:41:41,089
Anyway, as I was saying... Hi.
635
00:41:41,162 --> 00:41:43,323
The kitchen is open. Orders?
636
00:41:43,397 --> 00:41:45,331
- Oatmeal.
- Egg in a hole.
637
00:41:45,399 --> 00:41:47,697
- Crashdown burrito.
- I'd like some oatmeal, please.
638
00:41:47,768 --> 00:41:50,168
[All Chattering]
639
00:41:50,237 --> 00:41:54,503
♪ Three little words ♪
640
00:41:54,575 --> 00:41:57,567
♪ Draw me a picture ♪
641
00:41:57,645 --> 00:42:01,137
♪ Tell me where you are ♪
642
00:42:02,316 --> 00:42:08,013
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