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I wanted to ask...
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Go to hell!
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Forgive me, Hunny Bunny...
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Let's do it tomorrow.
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I've been screwed again!
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I'm going to fuck you all!
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Scared, are you?
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What the hell?
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What the hell! Screwed up again...
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Damn it!
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- I'm home!
- Don't take your shoes off!
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Why not?
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You're going to take the garbage out!
Can't you see it?
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How about I do it tomorrow?
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I can push some more
into this garbage bin.
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Listen, for a "pusher" like you,
two minutes will be enough
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to take the garbage out.
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I love you too, sweetheart!
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My mother called again.
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She keeps gasping for air at night.
When are you going to help her?!
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- I'd help her out...
- What!?
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How about tomorrow?
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Tomorrow! It's always tomorrow with you!
Garbage -tomorrow. My mom - tomorrow.
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You know, I have a lot of work to do.
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I am fed up with your work.
What are you doing out there, huh?
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Just a second, just a second.
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I'm so done...
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Just how I thought!
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How long are you gonna fumble with it?
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Oh my...
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Madame, allow me to lay you
down on the sofa.
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Come on, babe! Do it!
Fight back! Come on. That's right!
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That's how I am!
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Scream, babe, scream!
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"Oh, kitten, what are you doing!?"
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Now you'll know how a Khmelnytsky
unicorn can stab you!
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Come on, babe, come on!
Fight back! I need it hard-core.
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"Oh, my kitten, what are you doing?
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Kitten! My kitten! Do it! Do it...
I am not like that! I'm not like that!"
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Kitten!
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So are you ready to see
something out of this world?
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So...
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What the hell is that?
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It is my special unique design.
Pajamas with kitties.
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I worked on this for a whole year.
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You were drawing this crap
for a whole year? What for?
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It's not crap!
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It's an exclusive!
All my girlfriends love it.
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And, by the way, I'm going to sell these
pajamas for a thousand dollars apiece.
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Wait, wait, kitten.
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I just wanted to prove to you
that I can do something by my little self.
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I, also, by "my little self",
want to do something to you!
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You only got one thing on your mind.
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Let's better talk about my future chain
of pajama boutiques called "Kote"?
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My cash going down the drain
again with your "Kote".
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You know, I wanna see something
but my kitten isn't letting me.
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- Come on, babe, let's go!
- No! Kitty!
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Shitty!
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Come on, come on, babe.
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Hush. Just shut up.
Don't you say anything.
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- I don't want to.
- I want to!
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I want to so badly that I end up
jerking off in the toilet!
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- Babe!
- First my boutiques!
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What boutiques!? To hell with them!
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What?!
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Marshmallows again?
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- This is for you...
- Ten marshmallows.
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One for each year of our life together.
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How symbolic!
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This marshmallow symbolizes our life -
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sickly-sweet, cheap, and bleak...
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But you like it.
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I liked it. I used to like it!
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But after ten years,
I am sick to death of it.
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I'm a woman. I want roses!
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Listen, sorry. I had no money for roses.
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I'll buy some. Tomorrow.
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Of course, tomorrow.
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But you've got the money for stupid toys.
I am so sick of all this crap!
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At work, all these spineless jellyfish.
At home, you - a one molecule wonder.
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But I am a woman!
I just want to let my hair down.
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Do you understand me?
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I perfectly understand.
If you are a woman,
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then maybe you could prepare
a normal dinner for a change.
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I am dying for some meat.
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Ok, I will. Tomorrow.
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Listen, are you sitting comfortably
enough? Nothing is bothering you?
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No, nothing.
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Aren't your little hands bothering you?
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- What little hands?
- Those growing out of your ass!
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When are you going to put up
the shelf in the hallway, ha?
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Oh, you mean...
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Oh, sorry, I forgot. Tomorrow. Right?
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Why are you looking at me like that?
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Why are you staring at me?
You think I'm sick?
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I'm not your patient
to be looking at me like that.
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Correct. You're not my patient.
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I am a pulmonologist, not a psychiatrist.
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Does my kitten want me?
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You bet! Right away! I want you!
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There's also of things I want...
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Here.
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Here... but I don't see anything.
Do you see anything?
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- Babe, fuck, there's nothing there.
- Right here.
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Bingo! But there should have been
something here ages ago.
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Well, babe, things like that...
you have to earn them.
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For now, I can't see you as my wife.
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You can't see?
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You can't see?
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Well then buy yourself some new glasses!
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Those were Gucci. Bitch!
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A young she-wolf howled at the new moon
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Come on!
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Die...
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Hey, what's up?! Ira!
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- Andrew...
- What's up with you?
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Knock - knock. Is anybody home?
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It's me - your Minnie. Your Minnie Mouse.
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And you, Mickey, why haven't you come
into my nook for three months?
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Not again...
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Why not? Come on, Andrew. Let's...
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Oh, my! Hey, maybe your mouse is dead?
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Let me give it
mouth-to-mouth resuscitation...
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Don't! I beg you.
I get so tired at work.
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You know,
there is a flu epidemic right now.
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Maybe your mouse has been
hiding in other nooks?
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What are you talking about?
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What am I talking about?! You used
to ride me for three hours! And now?
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You also used to love marshmallows.
But you're sick of it after ten years.
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My kitten!
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I'll make everything better.
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Ilona, Ilona...
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The mood is spoiled,
the evening is fucked.
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And now you're fondling me
with your claws.
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Do you know how many
100% candidates I have here?
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Tina the Blonde, Alyona from Vinnytsya,
Sveta Botox lips. Loads!
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But I'm ready to take your microphone...
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- and give you an interview.
- But I want to screw someone else.
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Come on, please.
There's no need to screw anybody else.
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You also want another guy.
You want it so badly it itches.
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I don't want other guys!
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I'm not talking about other guys!
Just about one guy. One!
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I don't need another guy.
I only want you and nobody else.
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Today is going to be a celebration.
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Today we are going to "Swing".
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Swing?
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All my buddies have become swingers.
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I am the only one left, like some loser.
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I feel embarrassed in front of my pals.
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But...
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But I say "no"!
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Did you fall off of a tall tree?
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Holy shit! Your brain
is completely paralyzed!
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Andrew... I'm horny.
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I want it.
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And if I want it, then you have to!
Have to! Have to!
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Ira, I get so banged at work...
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But I want you to get banged by me.
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Andrew, tell me something, when did you
last have coffee and a cigarette?
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What's that all about?
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Because you have coffee
with a cigarette only after sex.
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Or you used to.
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Don't. I'm telling you... I am too tired.
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Look at him! I'm also tired.
Do you know how hard I work?!
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I get a mile-long line up every day,
everyone wants to travel visa-free.
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- What do I have to do with it?
- You see, Andrew,
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you've got that visa-free status,
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but you keep failing
to enter my Schengen zone.
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- I am tired...
- Come on, Andrew, you are a doctor.
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You have to understand that people
need sex to maintain good health.
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My health is bad. I told you.
I get so tired all the time...
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You get tired, because you waste all your
time on this bloody computer
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and these damn stupid games...
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- What's with you?
- Come here!
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I want you! I want you now!
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Don't touch it. It's my only
window to the world!
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I'm telling you... I'm telling you!
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If you don't bang me right away...
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I'll find another opportunity
in this "window to the world".
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Hello!
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Good evening...
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Can you help me?
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- What happened?
- Give me a pullover, please!
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Seriously, what happened?
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A pullover or a jacket.
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Mine?
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I don't give a damn.
You can give me yours!
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One second.
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Just be careful. It is very dear...
to me...
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But seriously what happened?
Is something wrong with the door?
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Something's wrong with men, to be honest...
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Can you take me?
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What do you mean?
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Just take me to your apartment.
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Ah! Yes, of course... but how?
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Help me climb over.
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OK!
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Just in case, my mom's name
is Nina Mytrofanivna.
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Tell her I loved her very much.
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Careful!
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What shall I tell your Daddy?
Just kidding!
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Kitten!
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Come on, kitten!
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Ihor...
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Come on, let's have fun at home.
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Just you and me.
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And you'll delete that stupid post
on the Internet.
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By the way, where did you place it?
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On "Classmates" social network,
may it rest in peace.
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Come on, look over here...
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Step away a bit...
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Move.
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You know, there is something in it...
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There is money in it, actually...
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You've only got money on your stupid mind.
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But it's me who makes money here,
so that you can draw your idiotic cats.
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But when I get a small tiny desire,
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a straightforward little
half-inch male desire.
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You turn your nose up
like some stuck-up dummy.
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You might just have one little desire...
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but there seem to be
too many participants.
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Here's the deal. You have a choice:
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either you go back to working
at the bazaar in your town of Khmelnytsky,
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or you go forward
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to your chain of "Kote" pajama boutiques.
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As Julius Caesar once said,
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"What is hell? Hell is having a choice..."
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Look, try to understand...
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Swinging is not adultery,
it's not humiliation.
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It's just one of many forms of sex.
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Mind-fucking is also a kind of sex.
Isn't that enough for you?
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How funny! You should do stand-up comedy!
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Wish you'd watch less
of this bullshit on TV.
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If you want me to watch less of this
bullshit on TV, spend more time at home.
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Wow! Look, what a nice couple!
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They've been swinging for half a year.
They'll help us get into it.
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Ira, I don't want anybody
to get "into" you.
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But I've been dreaming of someone
finally getting "into" me.
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- Because you can't!
- I can, but I don't want to.
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Andrew, don't get freaked out.
It's not that bad.
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According to the rules,
you can say "no" any moment.
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Then I'm saying "no".
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Right... give me the telephone.
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Wait. What for?
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- Give me the telephone.
- I won't, are you crazy?
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- Andrew...
- Stop it!
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- Andrew, give me the phone!
- Ira, come on!
248
00:19:38,320 --> 00:19:41,120
I'd come... but who will make me?
249
00:19:41,200 --> 00:19:42,480
My God! Hold on! Hold on!
250
00:19:44,480 --> 00:19:46,440
It's ringing! Hush.
251
00:19:54,680 --> 00:19:55,840
Unknown number!
252
00:19:57,080 --> 00:19:58,840
It's 100% sure that it's about the post!
253
00:20:00,880 --> 00:20:03,520
- We've got new friends!
- Let me take a look!
254
00:20:03,600 --> 00:20:06,000
Just a sec. Here you are.
255
00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:07,456
- Don't answer.
- Give it back to me!
256
00:20:07,480 --> 00:20:08,760
Don't answer! Give it back, now!
257
00:20:08,840 --> 00:20:11,200
- Don't answer.
- Don't ruin the evening.
258
00:20:11,280 --> 00:20:13,720
You've already ruined my whole life.
259
00:20:14,480 --> 00:20:16,440
It's been cut off... Thank God!
260
00:20:16,520 --> 00:20:19,160
You see, the heavens themselves
won't let us do this folly.
261
00:20:19,240 --> 00:20:20,960
They're not answering...
262
00:20:21,040 --> 00:20:22,120
Hallelujah!
263
00:20:29,280 --> 00:20:30,400
Where are you going?
264
00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:33,000
I have to fix the shelf...
265
00:20:35,200 --> 00:20:37,080
- What are you doing?
- Calling them back.
266
00:20:37,160 --> 00:20:38,920
- You don't need to.
- Yes, I do.
267
00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:40,920
- Please...
- I've begged you for a lot, too...
268
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:43,560
- Get off, I'm making the call, quiet!
- Don't call!
269
00:20:50,680 --> 00:20:52,600
Wow!
270
00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:55,800
Yes!
271
00:20:55,880 --> 00:21:01,720
- Hi, you just called me.
- I did. It's about the post.
272
00:21:02,600 --> 00:21:03,920
Yes...
273
00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:09,400
I guess, you understand
which post I'm talking about...
274
00:21:09,480 --> 00:21:13,040
I placed only one post...
275
00:21:13,120 --> 00:21:17,400
Great... Could you, please, tell me,
you and your wife...
276
00:21:18,200 --> 00:21:20,400
Stop being an asshole!
277
00:21:21,480 --> 00:21:25,800
Hello? Do you have any plans for tonight?
278
00:21:25,880 --> 00:21:27,280
Not yet.
279
00:21:27,360 --> 00:21:30,200
Great! We don't, either.
280
00:21:30,280 --> 00:21:33,640
Then perhaps we could plan something?
281
00:21:34,600 --> 00:21:37,800
Let's... But there's one thing
that worries me, you know...
282
00:21:38,560 --> 00:21:40,160
Just one question.
283
00:21:41,160 --> 00:21:43,960
This is our first time...
284
00:21:44,040 --> 00:21:47,400
And you've written that it's
the first time for you as well.
285
00:21:47,480 --> 00:21:50,400
I'm just wondering whether
anything will come of it.
286
00:21:51,480 --> 00:21:55,080
Something will come out of it,
and something will go in, too.
287
00:21:55,160 --> 00:21:58,320
Oh, I do like that word.
288
00:21:59,080 --> 00:22:02,640
Me too. So, then text me your address.
289
00:22:05,800 --> 00:22:08,400
And we'll be at your place in an hour.
290
00:22:08,480 --> 00:22:10,080
Wonderful! We're waiting.
291
00:22:10,760 --> 00:22:12,400
I'm finished...
292
00:22:13,320 --> 00:22:14,360
You're an idiot!
293
00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:23,200
Pervert.
294
00:22:25,800 --> 00:22:27,680
God bless my balls!
295
00:22:31,120 --> 00:22:32,640
Get ready, let's get a move on!
296
00:22:32,720 --> 00:22:35,240
- I am not going anywhere!
- Yes, you are!
297
00:22:35,320 --> 00:22:38,240
You're out of your mind!
298
00:22:38,320 --> 00:22:42,080
You know, you've done quite well
under this roof.
299
00:22:42,680 --> 00:22:46,400
And do you know why you're still here?
Because I love you.
300
00:22:46,480 --> 00:22:50,680
I love these legs so much...
so put Louboutins on them,
301
00:22:51,280 --> 00:22:53,800
and we'll be on our way to adventure.
302
00:22:53,880 --> 00:22:55,520
No! I am not going anywhere.
303
00:22:56,280 --> 00:22:58,000
Oh... I am feeling such a rush.
304
00:22:58,080 --> 00:23:01,440
It makes me feel horny when you hold out.
305
00:23:01,520 --> 00:23:05,440
But not now.
Now you put on haute couture and giddy up!
306
00:23:05,520 --> 00:23:06,600
No!
307
00:23:06,680 --> 00:23:07,720
Really?
308
00:23:13,320 --> 00:23:16,440
Get out then... Why are you staring at me?
309
00:23:16,520 --> 00:23:18,240
Get out. You won't marry me.
310
00:23:18,720 --> 00:23:20,800
Don't you get it? I can fuck all Kyiv,
311
00:23:20,880 --> 00:23:24,440
and then Fastiv
and the outskirts of Zhytomyr for dessert.
312
00:23:24,520 --> 00:23:26,600
Hasn't it ever
crossed your mind that a real wife...
313
00:23:26,680 --> 00:23:28,400
I mean, a real wife
314
00:23:28,480 --> 00:23:32,320
must stand by her man through
thick and thin, and the mating dance.
315
00:23:32,880 --> 00:23:36,880
I don't want my man to bang other chicks.
It disgusts me!
316
00:23:37,600 --> 00:23:38,600
It disgusts you?!
317
00:23:39,200 --> 00:23:40,440
I'll tell you what disgusts me!
318
00:23:40,920 --> 00:23:43,920
Your mother's green granny panties
hanging on our balcony!
319
00:23:44,600 --> 00:23:47,600
Kitten, I'm begging you, calm down!
320
00:23:48,200 --> 00:23:50,400
Should I tell you how my buddies' chicks
321
00:23:50,480 --> 00:23:52,320
have pimped themselves
up just to be liked!
322
00:23:53,520 --> 00:23:57,040
Size E boobs! They've pumped
so much silicone into their lips
323
00:23:57,120 --> 00:23:58,840
they can't even see
their poor tits anymore!
324
00:23:58,880 --> 00:24:00,720
And they've inflated their butts so much
325
00:24:00,800 --> 00:24:03,760
that Nicki Minaj
is anorexic in comparison.
326
00:24:03,840 --> 00:24:07,240
I can't even enlarge your bird-brain
because I love you.
327
00:24:07,320 --> 00:24:11,200
I love you as you are. Believe me,
I don't wanna put you under a scalpel!
328
00:24:11,280 --> 00:24:15,160
Better under a scalpel than under
some stinking unknown asshole!
329
00:24:15,920 --> 00:24:16,920
Really?!
330
00:24:26,920 --> 00:24:28,120
There you go.
331
00:24:30,400 --> 00:24:31,720
What's this? Horilka?
332
00:24:32,920 --> 00:24:37,560
No, it's not horilka.
It's much better than horilka.
333
00:24:44,680 --> 00:24:48,040
Of course, for a Catwoman like you,
I could have offered some valerian
334
00:24:48,120 --> 00:24:49,920
but I think this is of much better use.
335
00:24:51,120 --> 00:24:52,520
One more?!
336
00:24:52,600 --> 00:24:56,400
You betcha! So that the first one
doesn't feel lonely.
337
00:25:00,320 --> 00:25:02,520
I'm Dennis, but you can just call me Den.
338
00:25:04,280 --> 00:25:07,160
Sveta, but you can just call me Sweety.
339
00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:14,000
I hope that at least you
won't leave me naked on the balcony
340
00:25:21,600 --> 00:25:24,080
Don't get vengeful.
We must love everyone -
341
00:25:25,960 --> 00:25:28,000
even thugs and villains...
342
00:25:28,600 --> 00:25:29,920
Am I not disturbing you?
343
00:25:30,920 --> 00:25:32,920
No, no... Just a second.
344
00:25:41,520 --> 00:25:42,680
Tea, ma'am!
345
00:25:44,400 --> 00:25:49,400
- Ouch! It's hot!
- It was intended.
346
00:25:59,520 --> 00:26:01,080
I am such an idiot.
347
00:26:02,200 --> 00:26:03,480
Yeah...
348
00:26:05,800 --> 00:26:08,800
I believed every single word he said!
349
00:26:10,400 --> 00:26:14,680
That he loved me, that he was
going to get divorced.
350
00:26:15,600 --> 00:26:18,600
That he wanted me and no-one but me.
351
00:26:19,400 --> 00:26:23,200
But then - bang! His wife comes back.
352
00:26:23,280 --> 00:26:27,480
I'm in nothing but my panties.
And welcome to the balcony!
353
00:26:31,400 --> 00:26:35,040
And while I was sitting naked
out there on the balcony,
354
00:26:35,120 --> 00:26:39,600
he was banging, banging, banging her!
355
00:26:39,680 --> 00:26:42,120
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Stop it!
356
00:26:51,920 --> 00:26:53,520
Enough, enough...
357
00:26:55,080 --> 00:26:58,600
But right now I'm dreaming of just
one thing - when this son of a bitch
358
00:26:59,080 --> 00:27:01,440
finishes fucking
359
00:27:01,520 --> 00:27:05,800
and goes out on the balcony voila,
and there's nobody there!
360
00:27:12,840 --> 00:27:15,880
Look, kitty, make up another
name for yourself.
361
00:27:16,680 --> 00:27:19,120
Why don't you like "Ilona"?
362
00:27:19,200 --> 00:27:23,320
I don't like when people are dumb.
They don't need to know our real names.
363
00:27:23,800 --> 00:27:26,240
Ok... Let it be... Tania...
364
00:27:27,120 --> 00:27:29,960
Hey, Tania, hunny! I'll fuck you, bunny!
365
00:27:39,080 --> 00:27:43,480
Ira, I am totally against this idea.
366
00:27:44,080 --> 00:27:45,600
Hey!
367
00:27:47,120 --> 00:27:49,600
Sorry. Although, as my colleague,
a shrink, says,
368
00:27:49,680 --> 00:27:52,040
"Look at the bright side even
in the most shameful moments."
369
00:27:52,080 --> 00:27:53,320
What do you mean?
370
00:27:54,200 --> 00:27:57,320
I mean, at least you've finally shaved
your armpits. Unfortunately, not for me.
371
00:28:06,600 --> 00:28:10,080
- Listen, Ira.
- What?
372
00:28:12,320 --> 00:28:14,480
Let's drop this idea, huh?
373
00:28:16,120 --> 00:28:19,080
Look, wash your armpits -
you stink horribly!
374
00:28:22,920 --> 00:28:27,240
Actually, it's the corpse
of our dead love that stinks so badly.
375
00:28:27,320 --> 00:28:28,520
And brush your teeth.
376
00:28:28,600 --> 00:28:30,360
To be honest, it feels like some strangers
377
00:28:30,440 --> 00:28:32,200
are going to come and fuck me!
378
00:28:32,280 --> 00:28:33,600
And me, too!
379
00:28:35,120 --> 00:28:36,440
Oh, Lord!
380
00:28:36,520 --> 00:28:41,520
My father told me: "Take a close
look at her mother, she'll be the same!"
381
00:28:43,080 --> 00:28:45,120
- Don't touch my mom!
- Why not?
382
00:28:45,600 --> 00:28:49,640
Why don't we invite her?
Then we'll be swinging!
383
00:28:49,720 --> 00:28:53,400
- You're a moron!
- I absolutely agree with you!
384
00:28:54,080 --> 00:28:56,840
By the way, put a clean shirt on.
385
00:29:07,200 --> 00:29:09,960
- Ugh! This is a real cesspool!
- Come on! Let's go!
386
00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:13,280
Do you really want to go
into this chlamydia shack?
387
00:29:13,360 --> 00:29:17,760
Didn't you live in the same kind
of chlamydia shack in your Hickville?
388
00:29:17,840 --> 00:29:20,560
In my hometown such places
were only in the downtown area!
389
00:29:20,640 --> 00:29:26,320
Come on, downtown girl,
get out of the car.
390
00:29:26,400 --> 00:29:28,040
I'm scared.
391
00:29:28,120 --> 00:29:31,200
Don't fret, babe! It's adrenaline!
392
00:29:32,880 --> 00:29:35,800
Holy shit! I'm so pumped!
393
00:29:38,800 --> 00:29:42,200
You fool!
394
00:29:46,880 --> 00:29:47,880
Andrew!
395
00:29:49,320 --> 00:29:50,400
Andrew, come out!
396
00:30:09,520 --> 00:30:12,360
Time to party!
397
00:30:14,720 --> 00:30:16,400
Good evening.
398
00:30:16,480 --> 00:30:18,256
- Peter... It's a pleasure to meet you,
- Ira.
399
00:30:18,280 --> 00:30:22,040
- The pleasure is only going to get better!
- Oh, I hope so...
400
00:30:22,120 --> 00:30:23,400
Ira.
401
00:30:24,760 --> 00:30:27,240
Angela...
402
00:30:28,600 --> 00:30:34,840
Please come in! My husband will
join us in a moment. Andrew!
403
00:30:34,920 --> 00:30:36,120
Andrew!
404
00:30:38,480 --> 00:30:42,360
Life is like toilet paper - grey, long,
405
00:30:43,720 --> 00:30:44,720
and full of shit...
406
00:30:44,760 --> 00:30:48,720
Here are some slippers! The colour
seems to match your clothes.
407
00:30:49,280 --> 00:30:51,640
Thanks, but we'll just wander
around in our shoes.
408
00:30:53,120 --> 00:30:56,440
Okay, let it be so.
409
00:30:56,520 --> 00:31:00,000
And you are... not bad looking!
410
00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:02,480
Thank you.
411
00:31:04,480 --> 00:31:05,680
Get undressed.
412
00:31:06,520 --> 00:31:08,080
What, already?!
413
00:31:09,920 --> 00:31:12,720
No, I meant your coats.
414
00:31:13,320 --> 00:31:14,640
Let me give you a hand...
415
00:31:14,720 --> 00:31:17,080
Wow! So luxurious!
416
00:31:17,160 --> 00:31:18,760
It's mink.
417
00:31:18,840 --> 00:31:21,040
I prefer pussy!
418
00:31:26,840 --> 00:31:29,120
This always happens.
419
00:31:31,280 --> 00:31:34,520
This way, please! Andrew!
420
00:31:34,600 --> 00:31:36,120
Andy!
421
00:32:07,600 --> 00:32:10,600
What did you have for dinner?
422
00:32:10,680 --> 00:32:12,920
Pay no attention, please.
Everything is okay.
423
00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:15,320
Make yourself at home.
424
00:32:16,120 --> 00:32:16,920
Move.
425
00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:20,400
Don't stand there like a bump on a log.
You are not a timid mouse, are you?
426
00:32:39,920 --> 00:32:41,280
Not much...
427
00:32:43,600 --> 00:32:46,480
Plutarch, Seneca...
428
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:49,040
Nietzsche...
429
00:32:52,400 --> 00:32:53,480
O-oh! Kuchma...
430
00:32:55,080 --> 00:33:00,000
"Ukraine is not Russia",
They really love the classics.
431
00:33:01,080 --> 00:33:05,480
Babe, I really feel at home here,
432
00:33:07,680 --> 00:33:10,120
like at your mother's dump in Khmelnytsky!
433
00:33:12,480 --> 00:33:16,840
What's wrong? Come on! Wake up! This is
going to be an unforgettable evening!
434
00:33:16,920 --> 00:33:19,080
- Enough...
- Enough of what?
435
00:33:22,520 --> 00:33:23,720
Intimate... Cool...
436
00:33:35,600 --> 00:33:36,600
Is this you?
437
00:33:37,480 --> 00:33:41,240
Yes, it's him with his classmates
from the medical college.
438
00:33:41,320 --> 00:33:43,280
He doesn't even keep in touch
with them anymore.
439
00:33:43,360 --> 00:33:45,160
Why haven't you thrown this rubbish away?
440
00:33:46,120 --> 00:33:48,680
You've got quite the hairdo in this photo!
441
00:33:49,560 --> 00:33:53,280
Like Michael Jackson when he was young!
442
00:34:00,360 --> 00:34:05,200
I see you need a cork screw.
Let me give you a hand.
443
00:34:05,280 --> 00:34:06,680
Screw?
444
00:34:08,080 --> 00:34:11,000
I am a pro at screwing.
445
00:34:14,960 --> 00:34:17,639
Such a cute kitty you've got!
446
00:34:17,719 --> 00:34:19,880
Are you serious?
447
00:34:21,120 --> 00:34:22,920
If you don't mind me asking,
is it valuable?
448
00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:26,000
Valuable? You must be joking!
It's cheap as dirt.
449
00:34:26,080 --> 00:34:27,080
Really?
450
00:34:28,280 --> 00:34:29,600
Did you hear that, honey?
451
00:34:29,679 --> 00:34:32,280
I can't believe it, Peter!
452
00:34:33,120 --> 00:34:34,920
You know, it looks promising.
453
00:34:36,120 --> 00:34:37,400
Thanks...
454
00:34:37,920 --> 00:34:42,679
How did you come to swinging?
455
00:34:42,760 --> 00:34:46,199
- It was my idea!
- Seriously?
456
00:34:46,280 --> 00:34:49,520
Angela supported me! Right?
457
00:34:50,080 --> 00:34:54,520
It's hard to say "no" to such
an influential businessman.
458
00:34:54,600 --> 00:34:57,840
So, no-one has ever said "no" to you?
459
00:34:57,920 --> 00:35:00,440
Well, sure there are those who said "no".
460
00:35:00,520 --> 00:35:03,400
There were, let them rest in peace!
461
00:35:04,720 --> 00:35:07,640
But, you know, I live by a principle...
Which are the best films?
462
00:35:07,720 --> 00:35:08,880
Porno films!
463
00:35:08,960 --> 00:35:13,280
Because everyone loves each other
and there is always a happy ending!
464
00:35:13,880 --> 00:35:17,800
- I love happy endings!
- Oh, really?
465
00:35:19,560 --> 00:35:22,120
- What does our macho man do?
- He is a doctor.
466
00:35:22,640 --> 00:35:23,640
Seriously?!
467
00:35:24,880 --> 00:35:25,960
A pulmonologist.
468
00:35:26,520 --> 00:35:28,720
His specialization is the lungs.
469
00:35:30,480 --> 00:35:34,680
So, if we feel unwell tonight
after our pumping and jumping,
470
00:35:35,320 --> 00:35:39,560
our honoured doctor may give us
mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.
471
00:35:40,080 --> 00:35:41,880
I really love it!
472
00:35:41,960 --> 00:35:44,720
Hey, why do you live here,
and not in a luxury mansion?
473
00:35:45,280 --> 00:35:46,120
Well.
474
00:35:46,200 --> 00:35:50,080
Just the other day this one doctor
patched up the bullet holes
475
00:35:50,160 --> 00:35:52,320
in one of our business
partners and we dumped
476
00:35:52,400 --> 00:35:56,480
- a helluva lot of cash on him for it.
- He is a surgeon,
477
00:35:57,280 --> 00:35:58,960
not a pulmonologist.
478
00:36:00,280 --> 00:36:02,960
Oh! So, cash and lungs aren't friends.
479
00:36:09,800 --> 00:36:13,440
The lungs, by the way,
are where the soul lives!
480
00:36:16,400 --> 00:36:18,960
Do you really believe that?
481
00:36:19,040 --> 00:36:22,400
The older he gets,
the more he believes it!
482
00:36:24,120 --> 00:36:28,080
Guys, listen, why are we still
not on a first name basis?
483
00:36:28,160 --> 00:36:30,440
Have we forgotten
what we're gonna do tonight?
484
00:36:30,520 --> 00:36:32,440
We're not in court!
485
00:36:32,520 --> 00:36:35,480
Let's drink to first names!
486
00:36:35,560 --> 00:36:37,400
Great toast.
487
00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:44,040
To Andrew! Irina! Ilona!
Oh, my Lord! Angela!
488
00:36:44,120 --> 00:36:47,640
Damn, there are so many chicks
running around here...
489
00:36:47,720 --> 00:36:49,480
To those, who are now
on a first name basis!
490
00:36:49,560 --> 00:36:52,800
To us, who are now on a first name basis!
491
00:36:52,880 --> 00:36:55,640
Hurray!
492
00:36:59,480 --> 00:37:00,880
To first names! To us!
493
00:37:06,200 --> 00:37:11,240
Hey, babe, what the hell are you doing?
You'll mess up my "Brioni".
494
00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:15,480
I'll mess up and then I'll iron it out.
495
00:37:23,760 --> 00:37:25,520
What's up?
496
00:37:31,480 --> 00:37:32,840
I'm going to have a smoke.
497
00:37:33,680 --> 00:37:35,160
Go and have a smoke.
498
00:38:02,720 --> 00:38:03,760
Are you crazy? Why?
499
00:38:03,840 --> 00:38:05,840
Take it off! Now!
500
00:38:05,920 --> 00:38:08,960
- Just tell me... do I look good in it?
- Not bad. Take it off!
501
00:38:09,040 --> 00:38:10,200
Will you buy me one?
502
00:38:10,280 --> 00:38:13,120
- Come on, take it off...
- Will you buy it?
503
00:38:13,200 --> 00:38:16,440
When are you gonna buy me one?
When? When?!
504
00:38:16,520 --> 00:38:17,880
Well... tomorrow...
505
00:38:17,960 --> 00:38:20,080
Ah... tomorrow...
506
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:24,080
Look out!
507
00:38:46,280 --> 00:38:48,120
Nice color.
508
00:38:48,200 --> 00:38:49,440
What?
509
00:38:51,120 --> 00:38:52,320
I am talking about your nails.
510
00:38:52,880 --> 00:38:55,880
Ah, I see... I like it, too.
511
00:38:57,520 --> 00:39:00,280
Your feet are cold.
I'll get you some socks.
512
00:39:01,200 --> 00:39:02,480
Thank you.
513
00:39:22,080 --> 00:39:23,760
You have nice photographs!
514
00:39:25,120 --> 00:39:28,960
It all depends on the correct pose.
515
00:39:29,600 --> 00:39:31,120
Are you a photo model?
516
00:39:33,320 --> 00:39:36,200
No, I am an actor.
517
00:39:37,280 --> 00:39:39,240
A future actor, actually...
518
00:39:39,320 --> 00:39:40,960
I'm in my final year.
519
00:39:41,040 --> 00:39:43,600
You are an aesthete. It shows.
520
00:39:44,120 --> 00:39:46,600
Everything in your apartment is stylish.
521
00:39:46,680 --> 00:39:48,120
Nice, nice!
522
00:39:51,720 --> 00:39:53,440
I like it too.
523
00:39:53,520 --> 00:39:55,920
Did your father give you this place?
524
00:39:59,720 --> 00:40:03,640
Uh-huh... My "daddy".
525
00:40:10,080 --> 00:40:11,320
Socks, ma'am!
526
00:40:14,720 --> 00:40:18,720
Not only did you save my life,
527
00:40:18,800 --> 00:40:21,120
lend me an ear and understood me,
528
00:40:21,200 --> 00:40:24,200
you even have two identical socks...
529
00:40:25,120 --> 00:40:27,400
Let's go. I'll show you
where you can get changed.
530
00:40:30,400 --> 00:40:32,160
Are you sure that I'm not bothering you?
531
00:40:32,880 --> 00:40:34,320
Shit!
532
00:40:34,400 --> 00:40:35,800
Den, I can leave, right now!
533
00:40:35,880 --> 00:40:37,160
No, no, it's not about you.
534
00:40:37,240 --> 00:40:39,720
Is it your girlfriend,
messaging you like crazy?
535
00:40:39,800 --> 00:40:40,800
No.
536
00:40:41,520 --> 00:40:44,960
- I'm 100% certain it's your girlfriend.
- Look, I don't have a girlfriend!
537
00:40:46,120 --> 00:40:47,240
OK!
538
00:42:02,880 --> 00:42:04,800
"Go fuck yourself!"
539
00:42:13,200 --> 00:42:15,680
So, how do I look?
540
00:42:25,480 --> 00:42:26,520
Is that you?
541
00:42:35,520 --> 00:42:38,600
So, are we going to knock over a mare?
542
00:42:38,680 --> 00:42:39,680
What do you mean?
543
00:42:40,400 --> 00:42:43,000
Shall we stick it in the mouth
until it starts to smoke?
544
00:42:43,080 --> 00:42:44,120
To whom?
545
00:42:44,200 --> 00:42:46,600
I mean a drop of nicotine and a horse.
546
00:42:47,800 --> 00:42:50,840
The Cossack rides and rides...
547
00:42:50,920 --> 00:42:53,080
Jesus, relax! Are we going to smoke?
548
00:42:54,080 --> 00:42:55,520
Oh, I see...
549
00:42:55,600 --> 00:42:58,440
Do you have an ashtray
or do you flick it in a can?
550
00:42:58,520 --> 00:42:59,680
I've got an ashtray.
551
00:43:00,320 --> 00:43:05,120
Damn! And I thought
you wacked off in a can!
552
00:43:10,360 --> 00:43:12,360
No, I don't fucking need it.
553
00:43:13,520 --> 00:43:15,360
Everything I need, I carry with me.
554
00:43:17,480 --> 00:43:20,040
Ah, vape - all the rage now.
555
00:43:20,120 --> 00:43:24,080
Uh-huh. Listen, did they call you
to that political demonstration?
556
00:43:25,680 --> 00:43:28,240
- Which one?
- You don't know?
557
00:43:28,320 --> 00:43:31,760
Some bums were running around
the Parliament with the words
558
00:43:31,840 --> 00:43:34,400
"We won't let cigarette butts
disappear!" written on their asses!
559
00:43:35,680 --> 00:43:37,200
Nope... You know what I heard?
560
00:43:37,280 --> 00:43:40,840
First, vape, then non-alcoholic beer
and then you end up
561
00:43:40,920 --> 00:43:42,080
with an inflatable woman.
562
00:43:47,680 --> 00:43:50,400
Hey, what's up, doc?
563
00:43:50,480 --> 00:43:52,320
I see, you don't smoke too often, do you?
564
00:43:53,080 --> 00:43:54,320
Yeah, not too often.
565
00:43:54,400 --> 00:43:56,480
I used to smoke two packs a day.
566
00:43:57,680 --> 00:43:59,120
Then switched to this.
567
00:43:59,200 --> 00:44:00,280
Two packs?
568
00:44:00,360 --> 00:44:03,960
Then I can tell you, as a doctor,
that your swinging days are numbered.
569
00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:06,200
Why's that?
570
00:44:07,320 --> 00:44:09,680
Your Leaning Tower of Pisa
is going to fall.
571
00:44:10,520 --> 00:44:13,640
Unlike the real one, of course.
572
00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:19,400
You're quite something, monologist!
573
00:44:20,160 --> 00:44:21,480
Pulmonologist!
574
00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:29,320
Was it your chic who wanted to swing?
575
00:44:29,800 --> 00:44:31,280
You only understood that now?
576
00:44:34,120 --> 00:44:38,560
So, it ends up that the one who has
a problem with potency is you, not me!
577
00:44:38,640 --> 00:44:40,200
You can ask your woman later,
578
00:44:40,720 --> 00:44:43,120
who got a problem with potency,
if she lasts that long!
579
00:44:43,880 --> 00:44:47,040
Easy! Easy! Stop getting so worked up!
580
00:44:47,120 --> 00:44:49,920
I like you, pulmonologist!
581
00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:54,160
You rock, man! What a pulmonologist!
582
00:44:54,240 --> 00:44:55,800
Does all this turn on your wife?
583
00:44:56,520 --> 00:44:59,400
It's dough that turns her on.
584
00:44:59,920 --> 00:45:03,040
Just so that you know, this night
costs me a chain of pajama boutiques.
585
00:45:04,080 --> 00:45:06,880
- How's that?
- How? Half a million dollars is how!
586
00:45:09,480 --> 00:45:13,200
Holy shit! She's got quite the needs.
So she didn't want to come here?
587
00:45:13,280 --> 00:45:15,560
She did. She basically wants
everything that I want.
588
00:45:16,920 --> 00:45:18,000
And, by the way,
589
00:45:19,120 --> 00:45:22,320
she is not my wife.
590
00:45:24,600 --> 00:45:26,640
So, you aren't married?
591
00:45:26,720 --> 00:45:29,640
No, but she wants it so bad,
she's dying for it!
592
00:45:30,880 --> 00:45:36,440
And how exactly does she "want it"?
Well... you get my drift?
593
00:45:36,520 --> 00:45:39,760
You don't waste time, do you, doc?!
594
00:45:42,080 --> 00:45:45,320
She likes "daddies".
595
00:45:45,400 --> 00:45:49,400
She loves feeling like a guilty girl.
596
00:45:49,920 --> 00:45:52,880
She always wants to be punished, you see.
597
00:45:52,960 --> 00:45:54,680
She adores brutal power. She loves
598
00:45:54,760 --> 00:45:57,800
being taken by the mane
and when her head hits a table...
599
00:45:57,880 --> 00:46:00,640
And then you pull up her skirt, and
she is so wet and ready.
600
00:46:00,720 --> 00:46:03,400
And you take out your dick,
so big and stiffy!
601
00:46:03,480 --> 00:46:05,120
Who would have thought!
602
00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:08,520
And then comes the moment...
603
00:46:08,600 --> 00:46:09,600
What moment?
604
00:46:10,880 --> 00:46:13,400
Don't worry, with you it won't come...
605
00:46:14,600 --> 00:46:17,760
- Why's that?
- Because she won't sleep with you.
606
00:46:19,120 --> 00:46:20,640
She's all mine!
607
00:46:21,320 --> 00:46:26,200
Now you tell me what turns yours on?
608
00:46:26,280 --> 00:46:27,280
- Mine?
- Well.
609
00:46:30,680 --> 00:46:33,880
Yeah. She'll show you herself.
610
00:46:37,200 --> 00:46:41,400
Oh! Listen, doc, I'm getting
such a rush from all of this!
611
00:46:41,480 --> 00:46:44,520
I can barely control myself! It isn't
like making up business schemes,
612
00:46:44,600 --> 00:46:47,400
this is serious stuff!
613
00:46:47,480 --> 00:46:49,880
So, you don't only work use mouth,
you use your head as well?
614
00:46:50,760 --> 00:46:53,600
- Actually, I'm a philosopher.
- No way!
615
00:46:54,680 --> 00:46:58,920
Let's take such a philosophical question
as toilet paper, for instance...
616
00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:00,200
- So?
- So...
617
00:47:00,280 --> 00:47:04,520
Actually, it's not only used in the toilet
but also in forests, fields, you name it.
618
00:47:05,600 --> 00:47:08,280
The paper is not intended for the toilet,
619
00:47:09,280 --> 00:47:10,880
but for the ass.
620
00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:13,600
Paper for shitting.
621
00:47:14,120 --> 00:47:17,360
Therefore, it must be
called "shitting paper".
622
00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:20,960
Or, take the word " debil".
623
00:47:21,040 --> 00:47:25,240
The "de" part is understood.
"De" is a fine Ukrainian word.
624
00:47:25,320 --> 00:47:28,640
But what about "Bill"? Who is that?
A Brit? An American? I don't know him.
625
00:47:28,720 --> 00:47:30,920
We have our own wonderful names
626
00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:34,360
like, "Vasyl".
Well, you understand, right?
627
00:47:37,080 --> 00:47:38,280
I understand.
628
00:47:39,080 --> 00:47:40,920
I look at you and I understand:
629
00:47:43,240 --> 00:47:44,240
"deVasyl".
630
00:47:48,680 --> 00:47:49,880
Hey, but...
631
00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:59,120
Denny, I want to drink a toast to you...
632
00:48:00,400 --> 00:48:05,480
- Actually... to all men of art of city...
- Streets?!
633
00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:08,400
Theatres!
634
00:48:12,520 --> 00:48:13,720
You know, Den,
635
00:48:14,640 --> 00:48:18,560
today I met
636
00:48:18,640 --> 00:48:21,080
a true matador.
637
00:48:21,680 --> 00:48:23,520
And who did you meet before?
638
00:48:24,800 --> 00:48:26,240
Just bulls!
639
00:48:30,320 --> 00:48:33,200
The third toast is to women...
640
00:48:34,080 --> 00:48:38,120
I want you to know that good luck
can enter your home
641
00:48:38,200 --> 00:48:40,040
not only through the front door
642
00:48:40,120 --> 00:48:41,920
but also through the balcony.
643
00:49:14,520 --> 00:49:18,200
Let's dance... to get things started?
644
00:49:18,280 --> 00:49:20,080
With pleasure.
645
00:49:24,400 --> 00:49:26,000
Ouch! Something just scratched me.
646
00:49:26,080 --> 00:49:29,000
It must've been my kitty cat.
647
00:49:32,480 --> 00:49:34,840
I hope its owner also loves
648
00:49:35,320 --> 00:49:38,320
showing her kitty claws in bed!
649
00:49:38,400 --> 00:49:39,880
Maybe...
650
00:49:41,400 --> 00:49:43,240
- Do you know what?
- What?
651
00:49:43,320 --> 00:49:47,200
I really love something in your apartment.
652
00:49:47,280 --> 00:49:49,120
Really? What exactly?
653
00:49:49,200 --> 00:49:50,840
Your breasts!
654
00:49:52,120 --> 00:49:55,320
- They are like a car battery.
- Oh, yes...
655
00:49:55,400 --> 00:49:57,680
They turn me on!
656
00:49:59,320 --> 00:50:02,040
Angela! Listen, don't sit around!
Get to work.
657
00:50:02,120 --> 00:50:04,200
Andrew feels like dancing.
Look how excited he is.
658
00:50:04,280 --> 00:50:06,400
He can't wait. Come on, do something!
659
00:50:10,960 --> 00:50:13,800
Oh my, I'm so sorry, I hit you
quite hard on the stomach.
660
00:50:13,880 --> 00:50:16,120
It was a bit lower, actually.
661
00:50:18,960 --> 00:50:23,960
But it turns me on! What is it, huh?
662
00:50:35,040 --> 00:50:37,160
Don't be a dumb ass! You are not a boxer!
663
00:50:37,240 --> 00:50:40,720
"For water to become warm,
it must be heated".
664
00:50:42,320 --> 00:50:47,080
And when are we going to finally,
you know...
665
00:50:50,320 --> 00:50:52,440
Oh! I suggest we play this one game...
666
00:50:52,520 --> 00:50:54,280
Great! Let's play "spin the bottle"!
667
00:50:56,200 --> 00:51:00,360
Bottle's great! What do you mean
"spin the bottle"?
668
00:51:00,440 --> 00:51:02,600
Don't you know?! You spin it
669
00:51:02,680 --> 00:51:05,640
and you kiss the person
670
00:51:05,720 --> 00:51:09,280
the bottleneck points at.
671
00:51:09,360 --> 00:51:10,960
Let's play "spin the bottle"!
672
00:51:11,040 --> 00:51:13,120
Andrew! Do you all agree?
673
00:51:13,200 --> 00:51:14,800
Do you all agree?
674
00:51:14,880 --> 00:51:15,880
Andrew!
675
00:51:16,840 --> 00:51:19,240
- Andy, raise your hands!
- All agreed! Let's sit down!
676
00:51:19,320 --> 00:51:20,800
What's wrong, old man?!
677
00:51:20,880 --> 00:51:24,960
Let's sit down! Let's sit down!
678
00:51:26,440 --> 00:51:29,040
Here you are. Just don't forget to say:
679
00:51:29,120 --> 00:51:31,240
"a spin of the bottle shall
680
00:51:31,320 --> 00:51:33,440
show the one who I shall kiss!"
681
00:51:38,800 --> 00:51:40,440
How did you say it?
682
00:51:40,520 --> 00:51:43,640
May this bottle show
who I'm gonna screw tonight!
683
00:51:49,880 --> 00:51:53,240
I've always had a talent at gambling
684
00:51:53,320 --> 00:51:56,320
but today I've hit the jackpot!
685
00:51:59,760 --> 00:52:02,720
OK, now it's my turn to spin.
686
00:52:06,800 --> 00:52:10,480
Come on! Come on!
The same rule for everyone!
687
00:52:16,520 --> 00:52:18,160
Now you spin.
688
00:52:21,520 --> 00:52:24,560
I hit the jackpot already.
689
00:52:25,920 --> 00:52:28,200
Ok, babe, chop, chop!
690
00:52:29,640 --> 00:52:30,920
Go ahead and spin!
691
00:52:37,920 --> 00:52:40,840
Come on! Come on!
The same rule for everyone!
692
00:52:46,680 --> 00:52:50,120
No, I can't! I haven't drank that much...
693
00:52:50,200 --> 00:52:51,480
Come on, Andrew!
694
00:52:51,560 --> 00:52:53,640
Come on! We're joining Gay Europe!
695
00:52:53,720 --> 00:52:58,040
- It's not fair!
- I'll wipe the floor with you! Come here!
696
00:52:58,120 --> 00:52:59,120
I won't, I tell you!
697
00:52:59,200 --> 00:53:01,560
There's no such rule that can't be bent!
698
00:53:02,880 --> 00:53:05,080
Let's trade places.
699
00:53:05,160 --> 00:53:07,920
Andrew is as naive as Karl Marx.
700
00:53:10,640 --> 00:53:11,840
Andrew, you spin!
701
00:53:11,920 --> 00:53:13,400
- Me?
- Come on!
702
00:53:39,000 --> 00:53:41,520
Hey, Andrew!
703
00:53:42,400 --> 00:53:43,880
Andrew! What the hell?!
704
00:53:46,680 --> 00:53:47,720
Don't disturb them...
705
00:53:47,800 --> 00:53:51,680
- Andrew, that's enough!
- Come on, come on. Kiss!
706
00:53:51,760 --> 00:53:53,480
Andrew!
707
00:53:55,760 --> 00:54:00,280
Andy! Andy, your hand!
708
00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:14,480
Andrew!
709
00:54:21,480 --> 00:54:22,600
You like it, don't you!
710
00:54:22,680 --> 00:54:25,160
Yes, I like it!
711
00:54:25,240 --> 00:54:27,520
Got it, Andy? She likes it!
712
00:54:28,680 --> 00:54:31,600
Kitten, I love you.
713
00:54:31,680 --> 00:54:33,240
I love you too.
714
00:54:33,320 --> 00:54:37,360
Andrew, can you hear me? I love you!
715
00:54:37,440 --> 00:54:39,640
- Uh-huh?
- Do you hear?
716
00:54:40,400 --> 00:54:42,520
- Your heart's beating so wildly!
- Yeah...
717
00:54:43,400 --> 00:54:48,400
- What's up? Scared?
- No, I'm not scared at all!
718
00:54:48,480 --> 00:54:50,920
- Kiss her, Andy!
- Me?
719
00:54:51,000 --> 00:54:52,720
- No, her.
- Her?
720
00:54:52,800 --> 00:54:56,560
Lip bang her so that
her dental fillings fly off!
721
00:54:56,640 --> 00:55:00,240
Come on! Come on! Come on, brother!
722
00:55:00,320 --> 00:55:03,000
Do you like looking at this?
723
00:55:03,080 --> 00:55:05,120
Yes, I like looking at this!
724
00:55:05,200 --> 00:55:07,600
Andrew! Andrew!
725
00:55:11,400 --> 00:55:13,240
I want you right now!
726
00:55:13,320 --> 00:55:15,000
- Me? Right now?
- You bet!
727
00:55:15,520 --> 00:55:18,120
Why don't we turn the lights off?
728
00:55:18,200 --> 00:55:20,480
Why should we turn off the lights?
729
00:55:20,560 --> 00:55:24,600
It is pleasant in dark places.
730
00:55:33,400 --> 00:55:36,360
Ah, you're already over there.
731
00:55:41,720 --> 00:55:43,000
Just sit there.
732
00:55:44,080 --> 00:55:47,400
To hell with intimacy! Turn the lights on!
733
00:55:47,480 --> 00:55:51,600
Fuck, do you think I came here to fuck
the armrest with my head?!
734
00:55:55,920 --> 00:55:57,760
Ouch... Where's my bedroom?
735
00:55:58,880 --> 00:55:59,920
- Over there.
- Over there.
736
00:56:00,320 --> 00:56:01,400
Andrew!
737
00:56:02,120 --> 00:56:03,680
Andrew!
738
00:56:04,880 --> 00:56:06,720
- I...
- What?
739
00:56:11,520 --> 00:56:13,040
I never...
740
00:56:13,120 --> 00:56:15,600
Are you shy?
741
00:56:15,680 --> 00:56:17,320
It's fate.
742
00:56:20,200 --> 00:56:21,840
I am off to the bathroom... one sec.
743
00:56:21,920 --> 00:56:23,720
Please hurry.
744
00:56:37,480 --> 00:56:39,080
Go fuck yourself?!
745
00:56:50,280 --> 00:56:52,360
Go fuck yourself... Right?
746
00:57:02,320 --> 00:57:04,480
I'll show you who's going to get fucked!
747
00:57:06,920 --> 00:57:11,560
If you, noblemen, were to know
what the common folk do at night.
748
00:57:20,360 --> 00:57:21,656
Wait, this is the bedroom, right?
749
00:57:21,680 --> 00:57:23,280
Yes. For God's sake!
750
00:57:25,520 --> 00:57:27,400
Wait! I am not ready yet. I feel awkward.
751
00:57:27,480 --> 00:57:28,800
Don't be like a child!
752
00:57:28,880 --> 00:57:31,040
Actually, I didn't want this.
753
00:57:31,120 --> 00:57:33,800
Look at those boobs! Pamela Anderson!
754
00:57:34,400 --> 00:57:38,160
- Oh, my God! Don't climb up on me!
- You wanna be on top? Right?
755
00:57:38,240 --> 00:57:40,040
I don't want you at all! Andrew!
756
00:57:40,120 --> 00:57:41,520
Andrew!
757
00:57:42,680 --> 00:57:47,240
- Wow! These are some serious melons!
- Where?
758
00:57:47,320 --> 00:57:49,480
Boy, do I want to feel them!
759
00:57:49,560 --> 00:57:53,360
- Who? My breasts?
- What breasts?! These are watermelons!
760
00:57:56,000 --> 00:57:57,320
Stop!
761
00:57:58,880 --> 00:58:00,000
What the hell is this?
762
00:58:00,080 --> 00:58:01,960
I told you I am not ready yet!
763
00:58:02,880 --> 00:58:05,000
- Doors are opening!
- Oh God!
764
00:58:05,080 --> 00:58:09,800
Next station
is Beaver Creek via Mouthville...
765
00:58:10,880 --> 00:58:12,040
Oh, my God! How embarrassing!
766
00:58:12,120 --> 00:58:13,920
How awesome!
767
00:58:15,280 --> 00:58:19,920
- I don't want to.
- You do. I know you do!
768
00:58:20,000 --> 00:58:26,200
- Look, I feel awkward... Bug off!
- You are awesome, both modest and lustful!
769
00:58:26,280 --> 00:58:27,800
Stop taking your clothes off!
770
00:58:27,880 --> 00:58:32,160
Both strong and weak... Amy Winehouse...
771
00:58:32,240 --> 00:58:34,640
and Taras Shevchenko in one!
772
00:58:34,720 --> 00:58:38,680
Don't take your pants off!
I'm begging you!
773
00:58:40,920 --> 00:58:42,320
Oh my God!
774
00:58:42,400 --> 00:58:46,160
You see now that when I say
"below the belt",
775
00:58:46,680 --> 00:58:48,760
I'm not joking.
776
00:58:50,880 --> 00:58:53,640
- What was that?
- Probably a UFO.
777
00:58:58,680 --> 00:59:01,000
This way...
778
00:59:07,080 --> 00:59:11,520
Oh! I remember this bunny. It used
to stand in your granny's cupboard.
779
00:59:13,600 --> 00:59:14,920
Yeah...
780
00:59:15,000 --> 00:59:18,320
Now granny's standing in the cupboard.
781
00:59:18,400 --> 00:59:19,960
How's her arthritis?
782
00:59:21,680 --> 00:59:23,640
Thank goodness it's fine.
783
00:59:23,720 --> 00:59:26,880
Doesn't bother her any longer. She died.
784
00:59:27,880 --> 00:59:30,280
My God! How sad!
785
00:59:56,800 --> 00:59:58,960
Irina, if you don't mind me asking,
what are you doing?
786
00:59:59,000 --> 01:00:00,120
Mating dance.
787
01:00:01,680 --> 01:00:04,920
- What?
- Mating dance, I said!
788
01:00:05,520 --> 01:00:08,000
Ah! I thought it was some voodoo ritual!
789
01:00:08,080 --> 01:00:10,200
Actually, your version of striptease!
790
01:00:10,280 --> 01:00:12,160
What bloody striptease!
791
01:00:12,240 --> 01:00:14,240
What, you don't give a shit at all?
792
01:00:14,320 --> 01:00:16,640
I'm telling you, look me in the eyes,
not at my breasts!
793
01:00:16,720 --> 01:00:18,480
You don't care what they're doing there?
794
01:00:22,680 --> 01:00:23,880
Asshole!
795
01:00:26,600 --> 01:00:29,000
Come on, babe...
796
01:00:29,720 --> 01:00:33,640
Tame my Mickey Mouse
like Walt Disney in the 1930s.
797
01:00:33,720 --> 01:00:37,600
Come on, spank me.
Ouch! It hurts so badly!
798
01:00:50,760 --> 01:00:53,880
I'm thirty years old.
799
01:00:53,960 --> 01:00:56,120
I'm an English teacher.
800
01:00:56,200 --> 01:00:59,840
I live alone with four cats.
801
01:00:59,920 --> 01:01:01,720
I manage to earn myself a living,
802
01:01:01,800 --> 01:01:03,480
and my cats, too.
803
01:01:04,320 --> 01:01:07,320
My yoga teacher says,
804
01:01:07,400 --> 01:01:10,800
I must listen to my inner self.
805
01:01:10,880 --> 01:01:16,680
Well, I've been listening to myself since
I was 14, but hear bloody nothing!
806
01:01:16,760 --> 01:01:22,200
But today I feel that we are
getting closer to Zen.
807
01:01:22,680 --> 01:01:25,240
And while I was on that balcony,
808
01:01:25,320 --> 01:01:30,320
I could see that the stars were aligning...
809
01:01:30,400 --> 01:01:33,160
So we must make love,
810
01:01:33,240 --> 01:01:37,000
make kids, and be happy!
811
01:01:37,080 --> 01:01:41,400
Yeah, and we are doing it now,
812
01:01:41,480 --> 01:01:43,320
and everybody is doing it...
813
01:01:43,400 --> 01:01:45,360
And we deserve it...
814
01:01:45,440 --> 01:01:49,000
Because that's how it's turned out.
815
01:02:02,600 --> 01:02:04,360
That's how it is, more or less.
816
01:02:19,520 --> 01:02:21,800
Why did you not tell them
we know each other?
817
01:02:24,520 --> 01:02:25,600
And you?
818
01:02:26,880 --> 01:02:28,240
What, am I nuts?
819
01:02:31,320 --> 01:02:33,680
Tell me, did you know
you were going to my place?
820
01:02:34,600 --> 01:02:36,200
Are you nuts?
821
01:02:39,320 --> 01:02:41,240
Haven't heard this voice for ten years...
822
01:02:42,480 --> 01:02:44,520
Almost eleven...
823
01:02:47,200 --> 01:02:48,600
That's crazy!
824
01:02:53,920 --> 01:02:56,080
When I saw you in my apartment,
825
01:02:57,400 --> 01:02:59,160
I thought I was going
to have a heart attack!
826
01:03:00,400 --> 01:03:01,560
The same with me.
827
01:03:06,720 --> 01:03:10,720
The same emotions as before,
828
01:03:12,800 --> 01:03:14,840
when you didn't show up to the wedding.
829
01:03:21,000 --> 01:03:23,000
Hold on... was it because of this moron?
830
01:03:25,720 --> 01:03:28,120
Well, actually, yes...
831
01:03:29,880 --> 01:03:31,720
But he's totally crazy!
832
01:03:33,320 --> 01:03:34,600
A total idiot!
833
01:03:35,760 --> 01:03:38,520
Yes, an idiot,
834
01:03:38,600 --> 01:03:40,280
who is on the "Forbes" list.
835
01:03:45,120 --> 01:03:50,760
Forgive me... Sunshine.
836
01:03:59,800 --> 01:04:01,920
Lost my temper a bit.
837
01:04:11,920 --> 01:04:13,200
Bitch!
838
01:05:06,080 --> 01:05:09,360
Know what, I really want to have kids.
And you?
839
01:05:10,760 --> 01:05:12,360
Me too. Yes...
840
01:05:12,440 --> 01:05:13,800
That's great!
841
01:05:14,920 --> 01:05:16,616
It's horrible! It's so horrible
to wear a mask all your life,
842
01:05:16,640 --> 01:05:20,800
pretending to be someone else...
843
01:05:20,880 --> 01:05:22,440
But you're an actor.
844
01:05:22,520 --> 01:05:26,920
True, but you see, I always wanted
to be who I am.
845
01:05:27,520 --> 01:05:28,440
And who are you?
846
01:05:28,520 --> 01:05:32,720
- I don't know, I've never been...
- Never been where?
847
01:05:32,800 --> 01:05:35,960
Not "where" but "who with". I am...
848
01:05:38,000 --> 01:05:41,840
Shit! For never was a story of more woe!
849
01:05:53,960 --> 01:05:55,200
Puppy...
850
01:05:58,080 --> 01:06:01,240
I want to apologize.
851
01:06:01,320 --> 01:06:07,040
- So do I.
- I am a complete idiot!
852
01:06:07,120 --> 01:06:09,160
Me too. I am so sorry!
853
01:06:09,240 --> 01:06:10,520
This is...
854
01:06:13,880 --> 01:06:17,640
A sign of our new life together.
855
01:06:20,400 --> 01:06:23,120
- To live anew...
- What?
856
01:06:23,680 --> 01:06:26,120
I said you've got a truly refined taste!
857
01:06:27,320 --> 01:06:29,600
Flowers as always...
858
01:06:31,120 --> 01:06:34,360
And wine, your favorite one...
859
01:06:35,720 --> 01:06:39,120
Look, I work so hard...
860
01:06:39,720 --> 01:06:43,920
- and I don't know...
- What don't you know?
861
01:06:45,360 --> 01:06:49,200
What you're up to while I am at work?
862
01:06:49,280 --> 01:06:52,520
- What I'm up to?
- Yes, what are you up to!?
863
01:06:56,200 --> 01:06:59,960
Me? Waiting for you, puppy.
864
01:07:01,000 --> 01:07:06,960
I want to know whether you forgive me?
865
01:07:07,040 --> 01:07:10,080
I forgive you. Everything is fine.
866
01:07:10,680 --> 01:07:12,080
You're on your knees!
867
01:07:13,200 --> 01:07:15,520
It's OK. I've become used to it.
868
01:07:16,280 --> 01:07:18,960
Come on, get up.
869
01:07:23,760 --> 01:07:28,520
Tut-tut... Den...
870
01:07:33,400 --> 01:07:36,160
Why is everything scattered around?
871
01:07:38,880 --> 01:07:44,000
Uh, I don't know...
Maybe the wind blew it over.
872
01:07:44,080 --> 01:07:45,480
A strong wind!
873
01:07:58,480 --> 01:08:03,800
Puppy, why don't we go for a walk?
874
01:08:03,880 --> 01:08:05,240
What's wrong with you?
875
01:08:05,320 --> 01:08:07,320
Nothing. I just wanna go for a walk.
876
01:08:07,400 --> 01:08:09,960
Just the two of us? In Kyiv, at night?
877
01:08:10,040 --> 01:08:15,000
Why don't you suggest that people like us
go for a walk around Lviv in the evening?
878
01:08:15,680 --> 01:08:17,560
It would be better if you
poured me my wine.
879
01:08:33,800 --> 01:08:37,800
Why on earth are you fussing around,
880
01:08:37,880 --> 01:08:40,279
trying to go out somewhere?
881
01:08:40,359 --> 01:08:42,600
I just want to take a walk.
882
01:08:45,319 --> 01:08:47,160
You're talking nonsense...
883
01:08:56,479 --> 01:08:59,720
You know how such bottles are
made by glass-blowers?
884
01:08:59,800 --> 01:09:02,240
Let me show you.
885
01:09:02,720 --> 01:09:05,760
Dennis, what was that?
886
01:09:07,520 --> 01:09:08,720
The wind!
887
01:09:11,279 --> 01:09:12,600
Let's take a walk...
888
01:09:12,680 --> 01:09:15,720
Dennis, you're not going to fool me.
889
01:09:18,120 --> 01:09:22,200
This ichthyologist of yours
gave me the evil eye...
890
01:09:22,279 --> 01:09:24,119
Leaning Tower of Pisa,
Leaning Tower of Pisa...
891
01:09:25,680 --> 01:09:27,720
You think it's because of me?
892
01:09:28,319 --> 01:09:31,240
Who else? Is there anybody else in here?
893
01:09:32,200 --> 01:09:34,920
What about my car batteries?
894
01:09:35,000 --> 01:09:37,200
Don't they turn you on any longer?
895
01:09:37,279 --> 01:09:40,560
No, babe, everything's okay with them.
It's not them...
896
01:09:40,640 --> 01:09:41,880
Then what?
897
01:09:41,960 --> 01:09:45,920
I know, it's because
of my big belly and fat hips!
898
01:09:46,000 --> 01:09:47,840
You pressure me too much!
899
01:09:47,920 --> 01:09:51,880
You keep ordering me around all the time.
I've got to rule the roost here.
900
01:09:51,960 --> 01:09:55,120
I control the mission computer!
I drive the main harvester!
901
01:09:55,200 --> 01:09:57,480
- I'm pressuring you?!
- Of course!
902
01:09:59,800 --> 01:10:01,520
Why are you freaking out?
903
01:10:02,080 --> 01:10:04,440
I'm having a panic attack!
904
01:10:04,520 --> 01:10:05,520
What?
905
01:10:05,600 --> 01:10:09,040
- A panic attack!
- I don't understand your terminology!
906
01:10:09,120 --> 01:10:11,240
You don't want me!
My husband doesn't want me!
907
01:10:11,320 --> 01:10:13,400
Nobody wants me! What's wrong with me?
908
01:10:13,480 --> 01:10:16,920
Come on, say something! Distract me!
Say something! Blurt something out!
909
01:10:17,000 --> 01:10:19,040
I... I don't know...
910
01:10:19,120 --> 01:10:20,600
What exactly should I say?
911
01:10:20,680 --> 01:10:23,680
Anything! Just distract me!
912
01:10:23,760 --> 01:10:28,120
God! Well, I heard that Ukraine is
a great country for foreign investments.
913
01:10:28,200 --> 01:10:31,400
My buddy Zbyshek from Poland
threw 20 million bucks into a factory.
914
01:10:31,480 --> 01:10:33,000
Then some tough guys showed up...
915
01:10:33,080 --> 01:10:34,000
What!?
916
01:10:34,080 --> 01:10:36,440
Yeah! They grabbed
the factory and retired the owner.
917
01:10:36,520 --> 01:10:38,960
You're talking bullshit.
Tell me something about yourself
918
01:10:39,040 --> 01:10:40,440
or your bitch!
919
01:10:40,520 --> 01:10:44,160
About Ilona? I mean, Angela?
Yeah, about Angela.
920
01:10:44,240 --> 01:10:47,040
She was born in Kmelnytsky.
Studied at medical college.
921
01:10:47,120 --> 01:10:49,560
- Well?
- Sold fake sneakers at the bazaar.
922
01:10:49,640 --> 01:10:51,320
- And then?
- Then...
923
01:10:51,400 --> 01:10:56,120
She dropped out of college
and quit the sneaker bazaar,
924
01:10:56,200 --> 01:10:58,480
because she met a beau
driving a white "Mercedes".
925
01:11:00,600 --> 01:11:02,440
What did you just say?
926
01:11:02,520 --> 01:11:05,440
Sold fake sneakers in Kmelnytsky...
927
01:11:05,520 --> 01:11:08,600
No, no, before that... what did you say?
928
01:11:09,520 --> 01:11:13,520
Before the fake sneakers I said
she studied at med college...
929
01:11:15,000 --> 01:11:17,200
She had a big love,
but she left him because of...
930
01:11:17,280 --> 01:11:18,920
Fucking bitch!
931
01:11:20,520 --> 01:11:22,160
What a slithering snake!
932
01:11:22,240 --> 01:11:25,560
- Listen, babe, watch your tongue!
- How old is your bitch?
933
01:11:25,640 --> 01:11:28,120
- I don't know, I never asked...
- When was she born?
934
01:11:28,200 --> 01:11:30,840
I don't know... eighty-three,
eighty-five, give or take.
935
01:11:32,200 --> 01:11:33,840
They know each other...
936
01:11:34,600 --> 01:11:36,800
- What? Who?
- Med college...
937
01:11:36,880 --> 01:11:39,120
Kmelnytsky. Andrew is from Kmelnytsky.
So is she.
938
01:11:39,200 --> 01:11:41,520
They studied together.
She's his first love.
939
01:11:41,600 --> 01:11:44,640
But she broke up with him
because of some rich prick.
940
01:11:44,720 --> 01:11:46,800
And that prick is you!
941
01:11:47,320 --> 01:11:49,080
- Aha!
- My God!
942
01:11:50,000 --> 01:11:53,600
That's why he put on that clean shirt.
943
01:11:54,720 --> 01:11:58,200
That's why he sprayed
himself with cologne!
944
01:11:58,280 --> 01:11:59,560
Babe, take it easy.
945
01:12:00,080 --> 01:12:01,440
Goodness gracious!
946
01:12:01,520 --> 01:12:03,200
They planned all of this.
947
01:12:03,800 --> 01:12:07,120
And we are just two morons.
948
01:12:07,200 --> 01:12:10,520
Hey, let's take a walk to the hospital?
949
01:12:20,880 --> 01:12:22,000
I got it!
950
01:12:23,320 --> 01:12:25,320
Let's go to a club... to "Lipstick"!
951
01:12:30,720 --> 01:12:35,160
The stars are transparent above
Are you sleepy or not?
952
01:12:37,600 --> 01:12:42,040
A young she-wolf howled at the new moon
953
01:12:45,880 --> 01:12:47,120
- Edward!
- Don't...
954
01:12:47,200 --> 01:12:49,040
- Edward!
- Don't!
955
01:13:00,200 --> 01:13:03,920
Please meet Sveta.
I found her on the balcony.
956
01:13:04,000 --> 01:13:06,920
She's our neighbor's lover.
Can you believe it!
957
01:13:07,000 --> 01:13:10,040
She spent an entire hour
naked on the balcony, freezing.
958
01:13:10,120 --> 01:13:12,200
So, I decided to...
959
01:13:12,280 --> 01:13:13,520
- Warm her up?
- Yes!
960
01:13:14,240 --> 01:13:15,480
And nothing else!
961
01:13:18,720 --> 01:13:21,080
Edward! Are you okay?
962
01:13:21,680 --> 01:13:24,080
Come on, help me,
don't you see, he's feeling sick!
963
01:13:26,080 --> 01:13:27,280
Don't you dare!
964
01:13:28,400 --> 01:13:30,800
One second. One second. Careful.
965
01:13:32,000 --> 01:13:35,600
A bit further. Careful, careful.
966
01:13:41,120 --> 01:13:43,840
You're not serious about
running away together?!
967
01:13:44,400 --> 01:13:45,880
Why not? I'm serious.
968
01:13:46,400 --> 01:13:48,000
I think that's our chance.
969
01:13:48,080 --> 01:13:51,440
And it wasn't an accident
that we met after so many years!
970
01:13:51,520 --> 01:13:53,680
It's a sign of fate!
971
01:13:53,760 --> 01:13:55,400
Sign of shit! Where to?
972
01:13:55,920 --> 01:14:00,080
Where can you offer me to run away to?
973
01:14:00,920 --> 01:14:02,520
Wherever you want!
974
01:14:04,480 --> 01:14:05,480
Wherever I want!?
975
01:14:06,080 --> 01:14:07,320
OK, to the Maldives then.
976
01:14:07,400 --> 01:14:08,520
Have you shit your pants?
977
01:14:08,600 --> 01:14:13,200
Look, your "fate" will not let you go
further than the shithole you live in.
978
01:14:13,280 --> 01:14:16,640
Or maybe you want me to die
on this Soviet furniture?
979
01:14:16,720 --> 01:14:18,320
I will buy different furniture!
980
01:14:19,000 --> 01:14:20,920
If you want, you can die
on Italian furniture!
981
01:14:21,400 --> 01:14:25,240
I just mean that everything
is in our hands, Ilona.
982
01:14:27,280 --> 01:14:28,920
The only thing that can possibly be
983
01:14:29,000 --> 01:14:31,640
in the hands of a pulmonologist
is some shitty stethoscope!
984
01:14:31,720 --> 01:14:33,720
That really hurt!
985
01:14:33,800 --> 01:14:37,640
Listen, Ilona,
I saw the fire in your eyes.
986
01:14:37,720 --> 01:14:39,240
Just like it was before.
987
01:14:39,320 --> 01:14:41,240
Who do you think you are?
988
01:14:41,320 --> 01:14:42,640
An eye doctor?!
989
01:14:43,400 --> 01:14:47,320
I had sex with you just because
of stupid nostalgia!
990
01:14:48,600 --> 01:14:49,720
And back then?
991
01:14:50,320 --> 01:14:51,680
Back then...
992
01:14:52,520 --> 01:14:54,000
I loved you.
993
01:14:54,680 --> 01:14:57,840
But even back then I didn't want to live
like my impoverished parents
994
01:14:57,920 --> 01:15:01,600
and eat potato salad on special occasions.
995
01:15:01,680 --> 01:15:05,040
Every day I want to stuff my
face with lobsters
996
01:15:05,120 --> 01:15:09,800
and foie gras and vomit turtle soup.
997
01:15:09,880 --> 01:15:14,720
I want expensive and exclusive things
to surround me, because now
998
01:15:14,800 --> 01:15:20,120
I myself am expensive and exclusive.
Got that?
999
01:15:20,200 --> 01:15:22,200
So, you don't believe in love?
1000
01:15:22,280 --> 01:15:23,720
Yes, I do! Why not?
1001
01:15:23,800 --> 01:15:26,200
But you can't spread your love on bread.
1002
01:15:26,280 --> 01:15:28,680
And I see that you still
haven't understood this.
1003
01:15:32,040 --> 01:15:36,200
So, you live with that idiot for money?
1004
01:15:36,280 --> 01:15:38,920
Yes! What else do I need!?
1005
01:15:39,000 --> 01:15:40,400
But he is a piece of shit!
1006
01:15:40,480 --> 01:15:43,600
That shit just told me in the kitchen
how he got you
1007
01:15:43,680 --> 01:15:45,360
into all of this for some boutiques.
1008
01:15:45,440 --> 01:15:47,800
How you are dying wanting to marry him.
1009
01:15:47,880 --> 01:15:49,080
He's an imbecile!
1010
01:15:49,680 --> 01:15:53,040
A complete moron! He was teaching me
1011
01:15:53,120 --> 01:15:56,920
the best way to bang you!
1012
01:15:57,000 --> 01:16:01,120
Oh! So, that's why it went so well!
1013
01:16:01,200 --> 01:16:05,000
No, it went well because
we didn't sleep for money.
1014
01:16:05,080 --> 01:16:07,000
That was a mistake!
1015
01:16:07,080 --> 01:16:10,520
Oh, so sometimes you offer charity?
1016
01:16:12,120 --> 01:16:15,440
Look, darling, we just had sex,
1017
01:16:15,520 --> 01:16:17,640
sex and nothing but sex!
1018
01:16:17,720 --> 01:16:18,736
But it was so good between us!
1019
01:16:18,760 --> 01:16:22,480
The key word here is "was"!
1020
01:16:22,560 --> 01:16:24,920
What happened to you, tell me?
1021
01:16:25,000 --> 01:16:26,840
What happened to me?
1022
01:16:26,920 --> 01:16:29,840
Look at you! You're a loser!
1023
01:16:29,920 --> 01:16:33,920
And your fat stupid cow
in hair curlers is just like you!
1024
01:16:41,200 --> 01:16:46,840
You know what, that amorous
little girl in Khmelnytsky
1025
01:16:46,920 --> 01:16:48,000
died a long time ago.
1026
01:16:48,920 --> 01:16:50,360
Forget about her.
1027
01:16:50,440 --> 01:16:56,080
You could never possibly be with someone
like me: a secular lioness.
1028
01:16:57,000 --> 01:16:58,600
Don't touch me!
1029
01:16:58,680 --> 01:17:00,240
Wait... wait!
1030
01:17:01,680 --> 01:17:03,040
Andrew!
1031
01:17:03,120 --> 01:17:05,640
Andrew! Open the door!
1032
01:17:06,600 --> 01:17:07,680
Jesus!
1033
01:17:08,520 --> 01:17:10,120
What have you become?!
1034
01:17:15,880 --> 01:17:17,480
Edward!
1035
01:17:18,280 --> 01:17:20,440
Oh, Dennis!
1036
01:17:20,520 --> 01:17:23,720
Look, I am afraid you got all this wrong!
1037
01:17:24,360 --> 01:17:26,040
What exactly?
1038
01:17:26,120 --> 01:17:29,320
- You... and he?
- Yes!
1039
01:17:29,400 --> 01:17:33,440
So, how could I've misunderstood this?
1040
01:17:33,520 --> 01:17:36,960
You see, you already got everything wrong.
1041
01:17:37,040 --> 01:17:39,240
She was naked right from the start!
1042
01:17:39,320 --> 01:17:42,120
But that's no reason to drag her into bed.
1043
01:17:42,920 --> 01:17:45,680
How could you?! With a woman!
1044
01:17:46,280 --> 01:17:48,480
I just wanted to see what it's like?!
1045
01:17:49,120 --> 01:17:50,520
Wanted to try?
1046
01:17:50,600 --> 01:17:53,440
Didn't I tell you how it was with Marina,
1047
01:17:53,520 --> 01:17:55,720
Catherine, Alexandra, Svetlana...
1048
01:17:55,800 --> 01:17:58,400
Don't tar everyone with the same brush!
1049
01:17:58,480 --> 01:18:00,280
Shut up, for God's sake!
1050
01:18:00,360 --> 01:18:03,840
I would've understood if I'd found
1051
01:18:03,920 --> 01:18:08,320
some... Arnold in your bed!
1052
01:18:08,400 --> 01:18:10,440
It happens...
1053
01:18:10,520 --> 01:18:14,720
But her?! Well... So how was it?
1054
01:18:15,720 --> 01:18:17,640
Nothing special!
1055
01:18:18,600 --> 01:18:19,880
Nothing special?!
1056
01:18:20,600 --> 01:18:24,240
Don't touch him!
1057
01:18:24,320 --> 01:18:28,040
- We tried it a bit...
- A bit?!
1058
01:18:28,120 --> 01:18:30,520
Leave him alone!
1059
01:18:30,600 --> 01:18:34,560
Hardly had I sent you a couple of hasty
messages when you, swine,
1060
01:18:34,640 --> 01:18:38,600
jumped on the first balcony whore!
1061
01:18:38,680 --> 01:18:40,240
Whore?!
1062
01:18:40,320 --> 01:18:41,920
Don't you dare!
1063
01:18:42,000 --> 01:18:45,600
Eddie, puppy, calm down!
1064
01:18:46,800 --> 01:18:47,640
What?!
1065
01:18:47,720 --> 01:18:49,520
You call him "puppy"?!
1066
01:18:49,600 --> 01:18:51,640
Don't disturb the men
when they are talking!
1067
01:18:51,720 --> 01:18:52,800
Whore!
1068
01:18:52,880 --> 01:18:54,440
How could you?!
1069
01:18:54,520 --> 01:18:59,240
You brought "this"
to the apartment I rent for you?
1070
01:18:59,320 --> 01:19:02,280
It was just a coincidence
which grew into an experiment.
1071
01:19:02,360 --> 01:19:04,200
Tell him that you were an experiment!
1072
01:19:04,280 --> 01:19:06,720
What bloody experiment?!
1073
01:19:06,800 --> 01:19:09,080
We had sex!
1074
01:19:10,200 --> 01:19:13,200
The experiment says you had sex!
1075
01:19:13,280 --> 01:19:14,400
Don't listen to her!
1076
01:19:14,480 --> 01:19:17,160
We had magical, breathtaking sex!
1077
01:19:17,240 --> 01:19:19,200
Ah, so you had sex!
1078
01:19:19,280 --> 01:19:21,600
Yes, we had sex!
1079
01:19:21,680 --> 01:19:25,400
And I'm going to fight
to the end for my happiness!
1080
01:19:30,720 --> 01:19:32,640
Me too.
1081
01:19:33,640 --> 01:19:34,440
Andrew!
1082
01:19:34,520 --> 01:19:37,000
Do you understand?
They locked the door!
1083
01:19:37,080 --> 01:19:39,120
Do you know what they're doing in there?
1084
01:19:39,200 --> 01:19:40,840
What can your four-eyed loser be doing?
1085
01:19:40,920 --> 01:19:42,160
Use your brain!
1086
01:19:42,240 --> 01:19:45,240
They just picked out
the right time to fuck.
1087
01:19:45,320 --> 01:19:46,840
Bullshit! What are you talking about?
1088
01:19:46,920 --> 01:19:50,000
It's not bullshit,
it's a sexual conspiracy!
1089
01:19:50,080 --> 01:19:52,000
You're sick in the head!
1090
01:19:52,080 --> 01:19:55,720
I'm going to... I'm going fuck you all!
1091
01:19:56,680 --> 01:19:58,240
All of you!
1092
01:19:58,320 --> 01:20:00,720
Open the door!
1093
01:20:00,800 --> 01:20:02,320
Shut your face!
1094
01:20:03,640 --> 01:20:05,000
Ah... the fur coat...
1095
01:20:05,080 --> 01:20:09,320
This cheap fucking fur coat
from a second-hand sale...
1096
01:20:09,400 --> 01:20:12,400
You bitch! You fucking bitch!
1097
01:20:12,480 --> 01:20:17,600
Come, put your shitty fur coat on!
1098
01:20:17,680 --> 01:20:19,000
Bitch!
1099
01:20:21,720 --> 01:20:25,600
Hey guys! Look at me swinging!
1100
01:20:27,400 --> 01:20:29,320
Crazy shit!
1101
01:20:29,920 --> 01:20:32,120
You whore!
1102
01:20:32,200 --> 01:20:34,520
Come on out, slut!
1103
01:20:34,600 --> 01:20:38,280
Now your fur's gonna warm you even better!
1104
01:20:40,280 --> 01:20:41,080
Here!
1105
01:20:41,160 --> 01:20:46,560
That's badass!
1106
01:20:46,640 --> 01:20:49,240
Holy shit!
1107
01:20:53,920 --> 01:20:55,320
Moron.
1108
01:21:10,000 --> 01:21:11,720
So, you know each other.
1109
01:21:14,080 --> 01:21:17,920
Hey whore, how does it feel
to sleep with your first love?
1110
01:21:18,400 --> 01:21:21,360
Andy, did you like it, huh?
1111
01:21:23,120 --> 01:21:24,360
Did you guys do it?
1112
01:21:25,200 --> 01:21:27,120
Are you nuts?
1113
01:21:28,600 --> 01:21:31,000
I told you she won't sleep with you...
1114
01:21:36,880 --> 01:21:38,240
Keep it...
1115
01:21:38,320 --> 01:21:39,760
Bitch...
1116
01:21:42,320 --> 01:21:43,680
Idiots!
1117
01:21:46,880 --> 01:21:49,120
It was a hell of an evening!
1118
01:21:49,200 --> 01:21:52,560
Look, but I don't quite get it.
Did it suck or did it rock?
1119
01:21:59,720 --> 01:22:00,840
Thank you!
1120
01:22:00,920 --> 01:22:03,400
Tomorrow I'm going
to tell my boys in the sauna about it.
1121
01:22:03,480 --> 01:22:04,800
They won't believe it!
1122
01:22:14,400 --> 01:22:15,520
You...
1123
01:22:16,800 --> 01:22:20,720
You are always throwing
this apartment in his face.
1124
01:22:20,800 --> 01:22:23,640
But just take a look
at it! It's a fairy tale!
1125
01:22:23,720 --> 01:22:26,840
Everything is perfect!
1126
01:22:26,920 --> 01:22:28,880
Everything is in its place.
1127
01:22:28,960 --> 01:22:30,960
Clean and tidy!
1128
01:22:31,040 --> 01:22:34,600
And it's all thanks to him, not you.
1129
01:22:35,160 --> 01:22:38,600
Actually, it's the first time
that I met such a man.
1130
01:22:39,800 --> 01:22:43,000
I understand why you won't let him go!
1131
01:22:44,000 --> 01:22:49,480
I won't let him go, because he's gay!
1132
01:22:49,560 --> 01:22:53,720
In case you haven't noticed
we've been together for two years now.
1133
01:22:53,800 --> 01:22:56,120
Why did he sleep with me then?
1134
01:22:56,200 --> 01:22:59,000
That really is a good question.
1135
01:22:59,080 --> 01:23:00,680
So, why is it you slept with her?
1136
01:23:00,760 --> 01:23:03,680
Because he wants to have children!
1137
01:23:03,760 --> 01:23:07,600
And only a woman can give him children.
1138
01:23:07,680 --> 01:23:08,960
Are you out of your mind?
1139
01:23:09,040 --> 01:23:11,840
But you said that yourself, sweetie!
Don't you remember?!
1140
01:23:11,920 --> 01:23:13,840
Wait a sec.
1141
01:23:13,920 --> 01:23:16,400
You talked about kids?
1142
01:23:19,320 --> 01:23:20,480
Let him go!
1143
01:23:22,120 --> 01:23:27,240
So, this is how you did it?
Now you like it this way, do you?
1144
01:23:27,320 --> 01:23:28,600
Yes, I do!
1145
01:23:30,680 --> 01:23:32,720
And I don't like it with you,
1146
01:23:33,840 --> 01:23:36,120
because you are insane!
1147
01:23:36,200 --> 01:23:38,800
Sick in the head!
You're a fucking fetishist!
1148
01:23:39,480 --> 01:23:42,400
You can't even get a hard on
unless I dress up like a matador,
1149
01:23:42,480 --> 01:23:43,800
or a Red Riding Hood,
1150
01:23:44,520 --> 01:23:49,640
you make me live in an apartment
surrounded by my portraits.
1151
01:23:49,720 --> 01:23:52,640
This place is like a museum for you,
where I work as a watchman,
1152
01:23:52,720 --> 01:23:54,640
a janitor and an exhibit!
1153
01:23:54,720 --> 01:23:57,520
Your work as my Producer
1154
01:23:58,080 --> 01:23:59,920
doesn't get me further than your bed.
1155
01:24:00,000 --> 01:24:02,400
Look at yourself!
Who have you turned into?
1156
01:24:04,520 --> 01:24:05,720
You are a freak!
1157
01:24:05,800 --> 01:24:08,256
I even wash your underpants and socks,
not to mention the spoons,
1158
01:24:08,280 --> 01:24:11,520
that must be set exactly side by side!
1159
01:24:11,600 --> 01:24:13,440
You are not just a pansy.
1160
01:24:13,520 --> 01:24:17,400
You are a pedantic faggot.
1161
01:24:18,600 --> 01:24:22,600
You pick on women, but you, bitch,
are 300 times worse than them!
1162
01:24:30,280 --> 01:24:33,720
Do you know how that hurts?
1163
01:25:09,080 --> 01:25:11,800
I'm going outside to have a smoke.
1164
01:25:11,880 --> 01:25:15,640
It's exactly the time you have
to make up your mind.
1165
01:25:16,200 --> 01:25:18,280
Option A:
1166
01:25:19,680 --> 01:25:26,320
you kick her out
and we pretend nothing has happened.
1167
01:25:28,000 --> 01:25:33,520
Option B: you disappear from my life,
1168
01:25:33,600 --> 01:25:35,640
and from this apartment, forever.
1169
01:25:39,880 --> 01:25:42,680
It's you that ruined everything.
1170
01:25:43,920 --> 01:25:46,520
Double-assed freak.
1171
01:25:55,400 --> 01:25:56,600
Did you sleep with him?
1172
01:25:57,400 --> 01:25:58,400
- What?
- Don't be dumb.
1173
01:25:58,480 --> 01:26:02,400
- Don't shit with me! Did you fuck?
- Of course not, kitten!
1174
01:26:07,480 --> 01:26:08,920
Nor did we!
1175
01:26:09,880 --> 01:26:12,880
Pretty weird feeling. Didn't screw
anyone, but I still feel quite satisfied.
1176
01:26:13,200 --> 01:26:15,520
I told you it wasn't worth coming here.
1177
01:26:15,600 --> 01:26:16,600
It was worth it!
1178
01:26:17,440 --> 01:26:20,120
Now I trust you.
1179
01:26:20,720 --> 01:26:24,120
I know you are my lady
and you'll never betray me.
1180
01:26:29,000 --> 01:26:30,600
And I want you.
1181
01:26:30,680 --> 01:26:34,840
And I want a chain
of "Kote" pajama boutiques!
1182
01:26:34,920 --> 01:26:37,440
Relax, you'll have them.
1183
01:26:39,120 --> 01:26:41,520
And no more swinging!
1184
01:26:46,560 --> 01:26:47,560
Here!
1185
01:26:51,120 --> 01:26:53,120
Is this what I think it is, kitten?
1186
01:26:53,200 --> 01:26:54,400
God, I can't believe it!
1187
01:26:54,480 --> 01:26:57,040
And what? This means "yes"?
1188
01:26:57,120 --> 01:26:58,720
"Yes"?
1189
01:26:58,800 --> 01:27:00,760
Oh, Lord, what a beauty!
1190
01:27:07,600 --> 01:27:09,160
I didn't sleep with him...
1191
01:27:11,200 --> 01:27:14,000
Andrew, do you hear me?
I didn't sleep with him.
1192
01:27:15,520 --> 01:27:16,520
And you?
1193
01:27:17,880 --> 01:27:19,520
I know that you didn't either.
1194
01:27:19,600 --> 01:27:22,240
You didn't sleep with her, did you?
1195
01:27:24,400 --> 01:27:26,000
No, you didn't.
1196
01:27:27,080 --> 01:27:28,720
Jesus, am I so stupid! Do you understand?
1197
01:27:30,800 --> 01:27:35,440
You live with a complete imbecile!
1198
01:27:37,200 --> 01:27:38,600
But you're also quite something!
1199
01:27:38,680 --> 01:27:42,160
Why didn't you stop me?
Why the hell did we do it?
1200
01:27:42,240 --> 01:27:44,440
Because you're a spineless jellyfish!
1201
01:27:44,520 --> 01:27:47,520
Your hands grow out of your ass!
1202
01:27:49,120 --> 01:27:53,000
The money you make is barely enough
to buy your stupid toy cars.
1203
01:27:53,080 --> 01:27:55,560
Even that moron, Peter,
1204
01:27:55,640 --> 01:27:58,320
bought this fur coat for his bitch.
1205
01:27:58,880 --> 01:28:02,360
By the way, you also promised me one...
1206
01:28:02,440 --> 01:28:04,920
Andrew, you promised to buy me...
1207
01:28:56,480 --> 01:28:59,440
Why again? Why me again?
1208
01:28:59,520 --> 01:29:00,880
Fuck!
1209
01:29:10,920 --> 01:29:12,760
Aren't you going to get sick?
1210
01:29:22,280 --> 01:29:23,440
Are you gay?
1211
01:29:23,520 --> 01:29:26,400
Me?! No! No way!
1212
01:29:27,160 --> 01:29:29,000
Married?
1213
01:29:34,400 --> 01:29:35,920
I'm not sure anymore...
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