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Don't put it on in here. 15 00:00:25,459 --> 00:00:26,558 You take that shoe. You put it on at the bus stop. Go. 16 00:00:26,560 --> 00:00:28,460 - Hey, kids. [horn honking] 17 00:00:28,462 --> 00:00:30,129 - All right, the bus is here. You guys better run. 18 00:00:30,131 --> 00:00:31,597 - Go. Run. - And, michael, don't forget 19 00:00:31,599 --> 00:00:33,465 To give your note to mrs. Abby. No gym today. 20 00:00:33,467 --> 00:00:35,401 - Wait, geoffrey's homework. His homework. 21 00:00:35,403 --> 00:00:38,637 - Hold the bus. Hold the bus! 22 00:00:38,639 --> 00:00:42,141 - I found the other shoe. I found the other shoe. 23 00:00:46,546 --> 00:00:50,082 - I don't think we missed anything. 24 00:00:52,419 --> 00:00:53,519 - The driver's such a jerk. 25 00:00:53,521 --> 00:00:54,820 He sees me running at him, 26 00:00:54,822 --> 00:00:55,821 Waving this, yelling, 27 00:00:55,823 --> 00:00:58,557 He still takes off. 28 00:00:58,559 --> 00:01:00,559 - I think he was scared. 29 00:01:02,796 --> 00:01:05,364 - Hi, debra. - Hi. Hi. 30 00:01:05,366 --> 00:01:07,566 Hi, robert. - Hiya, sis. 31 00:01:07,568 --> 00:01:10,302 - Yeah, welcome back. What's up? 32 00:01:12,772 --> 00:01:16,375 - How was Italy? 33 00:01:16,377 --> 00:01:18,710 - Great! - It was so fantastic. 34 00:01:18,712 --> 00:01:20,112 - Yeah, well, guess what. 35 00:01:20,114 --> 00:01:22,147 Now that the honeymoon's over... 36 00:01:22,149 --> 00:01:25,084 The honeymoon's over. 37 00:01:25,086 --> 00:01:27,219 - It's not over in here, 38 00:01:27,221 --> 00:01:30,489 And it's not over in here. 39 00:01:30,491 --> 00:01:35,828 - That's because that is in there. 40 00:01:42,569 --> 00:01:45,537 - So you two look great. Did you have fun? 41 00:01:45,539 --> 00:01:47,206 - Oh, yeah. 42 00:01:47,208 --> 00:01:49,141 Venice and florence... 43 00:01:49,143 --> 00:01:50,375 - Like a painting. 44 00:01:50,377 --> 00:01:51,810 Every night at sunset, 45 00:01:51,812 --> 00:01:53,712 We'd get on the gondola with a bottle of wine 46 00:01:53,714 --> 00:01:56,748 And just float down the grand canal. 47 00:01:56,750 --> 00:01:58,617 - And the gondoliers would sing for us, 48 00:01:58,619 --> 00:02:03,589 And we'd sip our wine under a blanket and cuddle. 49 00:02:03,591 --> 00:02:07,392 - And it was so beautiful, we'd just start to cry. 50 00:02:16,503 --> 00:02:19,171 - What did you guys do the last couple of weeks? 51 00:02:22,575 --> 00:02:25,878 - I did a little crying myself. 52 00:02:25,880 --> 00:02:27,779 - I did a little c- [chuckles]. 53 00:02:27,781 --> 00:02:28,847 I love seeing raymond like this. 54 00:02:28,849 --> 00:02:31,750 - Like what? - Depressed. 55 00:02:31,752 --> 00:02:33,652 - Look who's here! 56 00:02:33,654 --> 00:02:34,753 - Hi, ma. 57 00:02:34,755 --> 00:02:37,789 - Oh, honey! 58 00:02:37,791 --> 00:02:39,825 Oh, I thought I saw you two come in here. 59 00:02:39,827 --> 00:02:43,795 I've been looking out the window for the last two days. 60 00:02:43,797 --> 00:02:46,431 - She scared the crap out of the mailman. 61 00:02:48,334 --> 00:02:50,536 - You two look so wonderful. 62 00:02:50,538 --> 00:02:52,771 - Thanks, ma. You look nice too. 63 00:02:52,773 --> 00:02:56,275 - Hey, ma. - Come on, let's sit down. 64 00:02:56,277 --> 00:02:58,377 I want to hear everything. 65 00:02:58,379 --> 00:02:59,912 - Ma, I just said hi. 66 00:02:59,914 --> 00:03:01,914 - Raymond, can't you see 67 00:03:01,916 --> 00:03:04,383 We're having a conversation? 68 00:03:06,819 --> 00:03:09,922 Robbie's home! 69 00:03:09,924 --> 00:03:12,591 With his beautiful new bride! 70 00:03:12,593 --> 00:03:14,760 - Hi, ma! 71 00:03:18,831 --> 00:03:19,932 - Oh, we have presents! 72 00:03:19,934 --> 00:03:21,767 - Presents too? 73 00:03:21,769 --> 00:03:23,669 But just seeing you two is a present. 74 00:03:23,671 --> 00:03:26,205 - Open the bag. 75 00:03:28,241 --> 00:03:30,375 - Oh, you didn't have to. 76 00:03:30,377 --> 00:03:32,778 - This is the most thoughtful gift 77 00:03:32,780 --> 00:03:34,580 Anyone has ever given me. 78 00:03:34,582 --> 00:03:39,818 - What is it? - It's a piece of shrapnel. 79 00:03:39,820 --> 00:03:42,721 - It's from world war ii in anzio. 80 00:03:44,691 --> 00:03:47,793 - It's wonderful. 81 00:03:47,795 --> 00:03:50,929 I'll bet it's from the ass of some kraut. 82 00:03:55,868 --> 00:03:58,537 - Oh, look! A pin! 83 00:03:58,539 --> 00:04:01,406 - That's antique, 100 years old. 84 00:04:01,408 --> 00:04:03,842 Antique. 85 00:04:03,844 --> 00:04:06,678 - Frank, look. 86 00:04:06,680 --> 00:04:09,414 What do you think? 87 00:04:09,416 --> 00:04:11,683 100 years old! 88 00:04:17,957 --> 00:04:19,958 - I think it's lovely, 89 00:04:19,960 --> 00:04:21,393 Just lovely. 90 00:04:21,395 --> 00:04:23,295 - Ohh... 91 00:04:23,297 --> 00:04:26,465 - What the hell? 92 00:04:26,467 --> 00:04:28,333 - Ah, this is so nice. 93 00:04:28,335 --> 00:04:30,535 Oh, speaking of gifts, how did you like 94 00:04:30,537 --> 00:04:32,938 What lee and stan got you for your wedding present? 95 00:04:32,940 --> 00:04:35,274 - Oh, yes. What was it again? 96 00:04:35,276 --> 00:04:38,343 Some sort of porcelain thing or a sculpture? 97 00:04:38,345 --> 00:04:39,578 - Oh, no, no, no. 98 00:04:39,580 --> 00:04:41,913 It was a large crystally covered candle 99 00:04:41,915 --> 00:04:44,716 Which they had made with your wedding invitation 100 00:04:44,718 --> 00:04:47,286 In a kind of window within the wax 101 00:04:47,288 --> 00:04:49,554 So that, when the candle burns down, 102 00:04:49,556 --> 00:04:53,959 The invitation is illuminated from behind. 103 00:04:55,728 --> 00:04:58,030 You know, the orange one? 104 00:04:58,032 --> 00:05:00,499 - Right, right, right. Yes. 105 00:05:00,501 --> 00:05:03,769 It was...Beautiful. 106 00:05:03,771 --> 00:05:06,305 - I thought it was so clever. 107 00:05:06,307 --> 00:05:08,674 They just wanted to make sure you got it. 108 00:05:08,676 --> 00:05:11,376 - Oh, yeah, we got it. 109 00:05:11,378 --> 00:05:13,378 - 'cause they had it specially made. 110 00:05:13,380 --> 00:05:15,514 - We got it, ma. Very nice. 111 00:05:15,516 --> 00:05:17,749 - So I'll tell them that you got it. 112 00:05:17,751 --> 00:05:20,085 They didn't know... 113 00:05:20,087 --> 00:05:23,989 Because they didn't get a thank-you note. 114 00:05:23,991 --> 00:05:26,558 - Oh. Well... 115 00:05:26,560 --> 00:05:28,460 - Well, mom, they're gonna get a thank-you note. 116 00:05:28,462 --> 00:05:30,028 It's just, you know... 117 00:05:30,030 --> 00:05:32,631 - Of course. You're gonna send one, right? 118 00:05:32,633 --> 00:05:33,932 I mean, you're gonna be sending out thank-you notes, 119 00:05:33,934 --> 00:05:35,400 Aren't you, amy? 120 00:05:35,402 --> 00:05:37,602 - Yeah, sure, marie. I'll get to it. 121 00:05:37,604 --> 00:05:38,937 - Okay, good. 122 00:05:38,939 --> 00:05:43,875 When you say "get to it"... 123 00:05:43,877 --> 00:05:45,944 When do you think you'd be doing them? 124 00:05:45,946 --> 00:05:50,482 Because people have been commenting. 125 00:05:50,484 --> 00:05:52,751 - What do you mean? Who's commenting? 126 00:05:52,753 --> 00:05:54,119 - People. 127 00:05:54,121 --> 00:05:57,055 So, amy, when can I tell the people 128 00:05:57,057 --> 00:06:01,059 To expect their thank-you notes? 129 00:06:01,061 --> 00:06:05,364 - Well...Can I be honest with you, marie? 130 00:06:05,366 --> 00:06:08,834 - Uh-oh. 131 00:06:08,836 --> 00:06:11,103 - Of course. You can say anything to me. 132 00:06:11,105 --> 00:06:12,738 We're family. 133 00:06:12,740 --> 00:06:17,008 - Uh-oh. 134 00:06:17,010 --> 00:06:20,078 - Well, you know, we just got back 135 00:06:20,080 --> 00:06:21,580 From our honeymoon, and-- 136 00:06:21,582 --> 00:06:23,515 - Oh. - What? 137 00:06:23,517 --> 00:06:25,083 - Nothing. 138 00:06:25,085 --> 00:06:26,785 I just thought you were gonna be honest with me. 139 00:06:26,787 --> 00:06:28,754 I mean, to tell the truth, you two have been home 140 00:06:28,756 --> 00:06:30,956 For a day and a half now, haven't you? 141 00:06:36,829 --> 00:06:41,800 - Well, we just wanted to unwind for a little bit. 142 00:06:41,802 --> 00:06:43,468 - But you knew I was waiting. 143 00:06:43,470 --> 00:06:45,404 No call or anything. 144 00:06:45,406 --> 00:06:47,105 I was so worried, I called the airlines. 145 00:06:47,107 --> 00:06:49,541 I thought, "what if there was a plane crash?" 146 00:06:49,543 --> 00:06:51,777 But when they said of course there was none, 147 00:06:51,779 --> 00:06:53,945 I have to tell you, I was a little upset. 148 00:07:01,821 --> 00:07:03,755 And now to make such a fuss 149 00:07:03,757 --> 00:07:06,458 When I'm just asking about thank-you notes... 150 00:07:06,460 --> 00:07:08,860 You know, I would like to think that we're at least grateful 151 00:07:08,862 --> 00:07:11,096 For the good fortune and generosity 152 00:07:11,098 --> 00:07:14,699 Bestowed upon us by people who love us. 153 00:07:18,838 --> 00:07:22,541 - "thank you for my shrapnel." 154 00:07:36,856 --> 00:07:39,825 - Marie, I can't believe this means so much to you. 155 00:07:39,827 --> 00:07:41,193 But, if it does, 156 00:07:41,195 --> 00:07:43,462 I'll write the notes as soon as I can. 157 00:07:43,464 --> 00:07:45,230 - And when will that be, dear? 158 00:07:45,232 --> 00:07:47,599 So I can tell everyone. 159 00:07:47,601 --> 00:07:49,000 - I don't know, marie. 160 00:07:49,002 --> 00:07:50,602 Can't you just tell them 161 00:07:50,604 --> 00:07:52,637 They'll get them when they get them? 162 00:07:52,639 --> 00:07:55,574 - I see. 163 00:07:55,576 --> 00:07:57,142 I have to say, amy, 164 00:07:57,144 --> 00:08:00,946 That I'm a little surprised and disappointed. 165 00:08:00,948 --> 00:08:03,482 - And I have to say, marie, 166 00:08:03,484 --> 00:08:06,985 I really don't care about this right now. 167 00:08:18,931 --> 00:08:20,999 - Hey! 168 00:08:21,001 --> 00:08:23,268 - We're leaving, frank. 169 00:08:23,270 --> 00:08:24,936 - Oh, come on, mom. 170 00:08:24,938 --> 00:08:26,004 You know, you're being a little crazy about-- 171 00:08:26,006 --> 00:08:29,541 - What did you say to me? 172 00:08:31,911 --> 00:08:34,913 - [whispers] nothing. 173 00:08:52,031 --> 00:08:56,268 - Robbie's home! 174 00:08:56,270 --> 00:08:57,802 [laughing] 175 00:09:01,974 --> 00:09:05,010 - That could've gone better. 176 00:09:08,915 --> 00:09:11,316 - Nice going, amy. 177 00:09:12,618 --> 00:09:14,152 - What happened? 178 00:09:14,154 --> 00:09:17,122 I don't understand. 179 00:09:17,124 --> 00:09:18,823 - Oh, honey. 180 00:09:18,825 --> 00:09:21,560 You married into the manson family. 181 00:09:26,566 --> 00:09:30,268 And charlie goes off sometimes. 182 00:09:31,804 --> 00:09:33,338 - I didn't mean to argue. 183 00:09:33,340 --> 00:09:36,074 It's thank-you notes. It's so stupid. 184 00:09:36,076 --> 00:09:38,109 - Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 185 00:09:38,111 --> 00:09:39,578 Look at me. 186 00:09:39,580 --> 00:09:43,715 You were great. 187 00:09:43,717 --> 00:09:45,584 Do you hear me? 188 00:09:45,586 --> 00:09:47,819 You can't let her get away with anything. 189 00:09:47,821 --> 00:09:49,854 - But she's so upset. 190 00:09:49,856 --> 00:09:51,590 I don't want a bad relationship with her. 191 00:09:51,592 --> 00:09:52,724 I should go apologize. 192 00:09:52,726 --> 00:09:55,160 - No, no, no, no, no. 193 00:09:55,162 --> 00:09:57,963 Hey, listen, that is exactly what she is waiting for, 194 00:09:57,965 --> 00:09:59,598 For you to go over there 195 00:09:59,600 --> 00:10:00,799 And say you'll write those thank-you notes. 196 00:10:00,801 --> 00:10:03,602 You have got to be strong. 197 00:10:03,604 --> 00:10:05,370 She is testing you. 198 00:10:05,372 --> 00:10:06,972 Trust me, what she just pulled here, 199 00:10:06,974 --> 00:10:09,774 That's her big weapon, the guilt bomb. 200 00:10:09,776 --> 00:10:11,943 And it doesn't help that all the men in her family 201 00:10:11,945 --> 00:10:14,145 Are scared to death of her. 202 00:10:20,152 --> 00:10:21,820 Whenever she comes up against somebody with a backbone 203 00:10:21,822 --> 00:10:23,688 Who might actually confront her, 204 00:10:23,690 --> 00:10:26,191 She's completely threatened and she gets her claws out. 205 00:10:26,193 --> 00:10:28,226 And so she has been allowed to rule this way, 206 00:10:28,228 --> 00:10:31,329 Unopposed, for decades. 207 00:10:31,331 --> 00:10:33,898 Listen, amy... 208 00:10:33,900 --> 00:10:36,968 I have been waiting for you. 209 00:10:45,077 --> 00:10:46,778 This is a critical time. 210 00:10:46,780 --> 00:10:48,380 Even though this is a tough regime to topple, 211 00:10:48,382 --> 00:10:50,849 With you in the family, now we have a shot, 212 00:10:50,851 --> 00:10:53,084 You and me together, to end all the suffering. 213 00:10:53,086 --> 00:10:55,787 Do you hear me? We can do it! 214 00:10:57,790 --> 00:11:00,291 [ray laughs] 215 00:11:00,293 --> 00:11:01,993 - What is so funny? 216 00:11:01,995 --> 00:11:04,929 - You're so nuts. 217 00:11:04,931 --> 00:11:06,698 You still, after 15 years, 218 00:11:06,700 --> 00:11:09,267 Haven't figured anything out about this woman? 219 00:11:09,269 --> 00:11:11,336 Amy... 220 00:11:11,338 --> 00:11:13,838 Here's how I see all this stuff. 221 00:11:18,344 --> 00:11:22,113 Mom loves the family. She really does. 222 00:11:22,115 --> 00:11:26,685 And she thinks it's her job to hold it all together. 223 00:11:26,687 --> 00:11:29,954 Does she overreact occasionally? 224 00:11:31,223 --> 00:11:33,825 Okay. 225 00:11:35,394 --> 00:11:38,396 So she wants you to write a few thank-you notes. 226 00:11:38,398 --> 00:11:42,967 She's an old lady. What else does she have? 227 00:11:42,969 --> 00:11:47,706 Besides, before even giving up a drop of power, 228 00:11:47,708 --> 00:11:50,875 She will truly kill us all. 229 00:11:58,150 --> 00:12:00,285 - What do you think, robert? 230 00:12:00,287 --> 00:12:02,087 - I agree with raymond. - Oh, come on! 231 00:12:02,089 --> 00:12:04,789 - No, no. 232 00:12:06,125 --> 00:12:08,259 I totally agree, and I even add 233 00:12:08,261 --> 00:12:10,929 That because ma favors raymond so much more than me, 234 00:12:10,931 --> 00:12:13,732 You will have to be doubly nice. 235 00:12:16,001 --> 00:12:19,137 - You're both idiots. 236 00:12:19,139 --> 00:12:21,773 - You know, it's real easy to make trouble, missy, okay? 237 00:12:21,775 --> 00:12:24,175 But when ma's upset with you, we're the ones who suffer! 238 00:12:24,177 --> 00:12:26,344 - Please don't make her mad. 239 00:12:28,013 --> 00:12:29,881 - All right, stop. 240 00:12:29,883 --> 00:12:32,383 Why does this family have to be this way, 241 00:12:32,385 --> 00:12:34,786 With marie wielding so much power 242 00:12:34,788 --> 00:12:36,187 And everyone living in fear 243 00:12:36,189 --> 00:12:38,056 Instead of just enjoying each other? 244 00:12:38,058 --> 00:12:39,457 - You are right, amy. 245 00:12:39,459 --> 00:12:42,260 That has been my philosophy from day one. 246 00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:45,130 Harmony, love, understanding-- 247 00:12:45,132 --> 00:12:47,799 That is what holds a family together. 248 00:12:47,801 --> 00:12:50,235 Marie is going down. 249 00:12:50,237 --> 00:12:52,837 - No, no, no, no. Please stop this. 250 00:12:52,839 --> 00:12:54,239 - This is what we do. - I can't take this. 251 00:12:54,241 --> 00:12:55,940 I can't--raymond! - No more crap. 252 00:12:55,942 --> 00:12:58,076 We stand up; we confront. 253 00:12:58,078 --> 00:12:59,544 - I'm not afraid to confront. 254 00:12:59,546 --> 00:13:02,247 - My life was supposed to get better. 255 00:13:02,249 --> 00:13:04,115 - That's good. 256 00:13:04,117 --> 00:13:06,251 Now, with these thank-you notes, here's what we do. 257 00:13:06,253 --> 00:13:08,186 You wait a month, two months. 258 00:13:08,188 --> 00:13:09,521 - Really? You think? 259 00:13:09,523 --> 00:13:12,323 - Any sooner, and marie wins. 260 00:13:12,325 --> 00:13:14,793 You set the timetable. That is key. 261 00:13:14,795 --> 00:13:17,061 And another thing-- if she comes over to your house 262 00:13:17,063 --> 00:13:19,164 And starts snooping around your refrigerator, 263 00:13:19,166 --> 00:13:20,899 You pull her the hell out of there. 264 00:13:20,901 --> 00:13:23,334 - Right, because it's my refrigerator. 265 00:13:23,336 --> 00:13:25,136 - Yes! This is so great, 266 00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:27,205 Because you can nip this in the bud, 267 00:13:27,207 --> 00:13:29,073 And I am going to be right behind you. 268 00:13:29,075 --> 00:13:30,408 - We can help each other. 269 00:13:30,410 --> 00:13:33,912 - I'm having chest pains. 270 00:13:46,859 --> 00:13:49,227 - You get my shrapnel? 271 00:13:49,229 --> 00:13:50,562 - Shh! 272 00:13:50,564 --> 00:13:51,830 Listen, dad, I don't know what to do. 273 00:13:51,832 --> 00:13:53,264 I need your help. 274 00:13:53,266 --> 00:13:56,367 The ladies, they're planning a takeover. 275 00:13:58,103 --> 00:14:00,972 - Go on. 276 00:14:00,974 --> 00:14:02,207 - Debra, she saw what happened 277 00:14:02,209 --> 00:14:03,608 With amy and mom and the thank-you notes, 278 00:14:03,610 --> 00:14:05,844 And she got amy to join forces with her, 279 00:14:05,846 --> 00:14:09,380 And now debra's all foaming at the mouth. 280 00:14:09,382 --> 00:14:13,184 - Wait a minute. This is bad news for me. 281 00:14:13,186 --> 00:14:15,587 Anything that puts the missus in a worse mood than usual 282 00:14:15,589 --> 00:14:18,323 Puts me in the dumper. 283 00:14:18,325 --> 00:14:21,993 Who's gonna feed me if this happens? 284 00:14:21,995 --> 00:14:26,865 Debra? That's no kind of life. 285 00:14:26,867 --> 00:14:29,234 How's amy's cooking? 286 00:14:29,236 --> 00:14:31,035 - I don't know. It's good, I guess. 287 00:14:31,037 --> 00:14:33,905 - Still, it's a ten-minute drive. 288 00:14:33,907 --> 00:14:35,273 You got to shut this down, ray. 289 00:14:35,275 --> 00:14:36,574 How are they gonna pull it off? 290 00:14:36,576 --> 00:14:38,142 - It's already started. 291 00:14:38,144 --> 00:14:39,978 They're planning, like, a big throw-down, 292 00:14:39,980 --> 00:14:42,247 Laying out the new order, and--and everybody's equal. 293 00:14:42,249 --> 00:14:44,883 Love all around, peace and harmony. 294 00:14:44,885 --> 00:14:48,553 - Those stupid broads. 295 00:14:50,155 --> 00:14:51,923 You can't overthrow marie. 296 00:14:51,925 --> 00:14:53,958 Besides, any time you cut the head off something, 297 00:14:53,960 --> 00:14:57,929 The body still runs around by itself, all crazed-like. 298 00:14:57,931 --> 00:15:00,265 - I know! I know. That's why I'm asking you. 299 00:15:00,267 --> 00:15:02,233 I don't know what to do. What do you think we should do? 300 00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:05,103 - I'm not sure yet. - Aah! 301 00:15:10,676 --> 00:15:12,443 What the-- 302 00:15:15,547 --> 00:15:17,282 You heard everything? 303 00:15:17,284 --> 00:15:19,083 - I heard enough. 304 00:15:19,085 --> 00:15:21,052 - Did you know she was back there? 305 00:15:21,054 --> 00:15:24,055 - Yes. 306 00:15:25,591 --> 00:15:28,326 - Well, what did you let me go on for? 307 00:15:28,328 --> 00:15:30,962 - I want my shrapnel back. 308 00:15:35,301 --> 00:15:37,201 - All right. Listen, ma... 309 00:15:38,570 --> 00:15:40,204 You got to understand... 310 00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:49,147 - And if she offers to do your laundry? 311 00:15:49,149 --> 00:15:50,315 - Just say no? 312 00:15:50,317 --> 00:15:51,950 - Unless you want everyone to know 313 00:15:51,952 --> 00:15:55,253 What size underwear you have at dinner parties. 314 00:15:55,255 --> 00:15:57,388 - That's funny. Yeah. 315 00:15:57,390 --> 00:16:00,458 Hey, uh, who wants to get something to eat? 316 00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:02,226 You know, I mean, like, right this second. 317 00:16:03,329 --> 00:16:06,297 - Hello. 318 00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:08,132 - Let's go! Whatever you want. 319 00:16:08,134 --> 00:16:09,634 I'm buying, I'm driving, and I'm leaving right now! 320 00:16:09,636 --> 00:16:12,103 Vroom, vroom, vroom! 321 00:16:14,073 --> 00:16:15,640 - Raymond, please stay. 322 00:16:15,642 --> 00:16:18,176 After all, you brought something important to my attention. 323 00:16:26,719 --> 00:16:31,089 - Where did you just come from? 324 00:16:31,091 --> 00:16:33,124 - I went to the bathroom. 325 00:16:33,126 --> 00:16:35,360 - No, you didn't. 326 00:16:36,562 --> 00:16:39,430 - I'm doing it now. 327 00:16:44,236 --> 00:16:46,037 - I was shocked to hear that you two 328 00:16:46,039 --> 00:16:49,273 Were conspiring against me in some way. 329 00:16:49,275 --> 00:16:51,409 - Group hug! 330 00:16:55,414 --> 00:16:58,282 All right, it ain't happening; it's not happening. 331 00:17:00,486 --> 00:17:04,422 - What have I done to bring on such disrespect? 332 00:17:06,091 --> 00:17:08,593 I mean, you know, in the orient, 333 00:17:08,595 --> 00:17:10,695 Elders are revered and honored, 334 00:17:10,697 --> 00:17:13,197 Not plotted against. 335 00:17:13,199 --> 00:17:15,433 And why do you have to talk about me behind my back? 336 00:17:15,435 --> 00:17:17,735 I'm here, right here. 337 00:17:19,204 --> 00:17:22,507 And, debra, we may have our differences, 338 00:17:22,509 --> 00:17:26,144 But I consider you my daughter. 339 00:17:26,146 --> 00:17:29,814 And, amy, all I want is for you to feel the same way. 340 00:17:29,816 --> 00:17:34,218 I just don't understand why you couldn't be direct with me. 341 00:17:34,220 --> 00:17:36,421 You may not like what I said before, 342 00:17:36,423 --> 00:17:39,590 But at least I said it to you. 343 00:17:41,827 --> 00:17:45,663 - You're right, marie. I'm sorry. 344 00:17:45,665 --> 00:17:47,198 I don't want to start off like this. 345 00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:48,199 I love you. 346 00:17:48,201 --> 00:17:50,501 - I love you, honey. 347 00:17:57,376 --> 00:17:59,310 - And you know what? 348 00:17:59,312 --> 00:18:01,479 I'm gonna sit down and start on those thank-you notes today. 349 00:18:01,481 --> 00:18:03,081 - What? 350 00:18:03,083 --> 00:18:04,749 - Whenever you get to it, dear. No pressure. 351 00:18:04,751 --> 00:18:06,451 - Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 352 00:18:06,453 --> 00:18:08,653 That's what this is all about! 353 00:18:08,655 --> 00:18:10,588 - What's the matter, debra? 354 00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:13,658 - Oh, don't give me that. I know you too well, marie. 355 00:18:13,660 --> 00:18:16,427 You come over here all rational and normal 356 00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:17,562 And telling the truth, 357 00:18:17,564 --> 00:18:19,230 And this sap fell for it. 358 00:18:19,232 --> 00:18:21,499 - Hey! 359 00:18:21,501 --> 00:18:22,867 - You can't see that? 360 00:18:22,869 --> 00:18:25,536 This is a strategy: Divide and conquer. 361 00:18:25,538 --> 00:18:28,573 - I don't know what you're talking about, debra, 362 00:18:28,575 --> 00:18:31,843 But could it be that you're a bit jealous 363 00:18:31,845 --> 00:18:35,680 Because you have to share the spotlight with amy? 364 00:18:40,486 --> 00:18:44,188 - Jealous? Jealous? 365 00:18:49,261 --> 00:18:50,661 - What is this? 366 00:18:50,663 --> 00:18:53,264 - Vanilla extract. 367 00:18:59,271 --> 00:19:02,306 - She just did it again, amy! 368 00:19:02,308 --> 00:19:04,275 I am putting an end to all of this, do you hear me? 369 00:19:04,277 --> 00:19:06,277 I am not letting you take another one. 370 00:19:06,279 --> 00:19:07,612 Amy, don't you see she will do anything to win? 371 00:19:07,614 --> 00:19:10,381 She's the devil! 372 00:19:10,383 --> 00:19:11,849 - I got to tell you, deb, it seemed to me 373 00:19:11,851 --> 00:19:14,218 Like she was being very up front and honest. 374 00:19:14,220 --> 00:19:17,922 - No! No, amy, don't go! Don't go! 375 00:19:17,924 --> 00:19:21,259 - Debra, stop it! 376 00:19:21,261 --> 00:19:23,728 I can't stand all this. 377 00:19:23,730 --> 00:19:27,465 I'm not used to it. I'm not good at it. 378 00:19:27,467 --> 00:19:28,866 I come from a family 379 00:19:28,868 --> 00:19:33,171 That wouldn't yell if they were on fire. 380 00:19:33,173 --> 00:19:36,707 You know, you're not gonna like hearing this, debra, 381 00:19:36,709 --> 00:19:38,376 But I think ray was right before 382 00:19:38,378 --> 00:19:43,614 When he said maybe we should just all try being nice. 383 00:19:49,321 --> 00:19:52,190 - She's gone. 384 00:19:53,559 --> 00:19:55,726 - Did you want to say something, debra? 385 00:19:55,728 --> 00:19:58,329 - No, marie. 386 00:19:58,331 --> 00:20:01,199 Nothing. 387 00:20:01,201 --> 00:20:03,601 Just... 388 00:20:03,603 --> 00:20:06,737 I'm sorry. 389 00:20:06,739 --> 00:20:12,443 - Aw, now, doesn't that feel good to say that? 390 00:20:12,445 --> 00:20:13,878 Oh, yes. 391 00:20:17,649 --> 00:20:21,519 - Get out of here! 392 00:20:21,521 --> 00:20:25,289 - And I agree with everything you've said, amy, 393 00:20:25,291 --> 00:20:26,490 Everything. 394 00:20:26,492 --> 00:20:27,925 - Thank you, marie. 395 00:20:27,927 --> 00:20:29,794 - And about those thank-you notes, 396 00:20:29,796 --> 00:20:31,862 I don't care if you ever get to them. 397 00:20:31,864 --> 00:20:35,600 Except maybe one to lee and stan about the candle. 398 00:20:35,602 --> 00:20:37,468 Could you just do that one? 399 00:20:37,470 --> 00:20:41,505 See, lee can be so annoying about things like this. 400 00:20:41,507 --> 00:20:43,741 - No problem, marie. 401 00:20:43,743 --> 00:20:46,444 - Oh, you're an angel. 402 00:20:46,446 --> 00:20:48,512 There's no one like you. 403 00:20:56,488 --> 00:20:59,357 - Hello. - Oh, hi, lee. How are you? 404 00:20:59,359 --> 00:21:00,758 - Hey, lee. 405 00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:02,827 - Hi. I'm on my way to the supermarket, 406 00:21:02,829 --> 00:21:04,729 But I just had to stop by and tell you 407 00:21:04,731 --> 00:21:08,499 I got the nicest thank-you note from that sweet amy. 408 00:21:08,501 --> 00:21:12,503 - Oh, isn't that nice? What did it say? 409 00:21:12,505 --> 00:21:14,272 - Oh, it just went on and on 410 00:21:14,274 --> 00:21:17,408 About how she and robert love the orange candle 411 00:21:17,410 --> 00:21:20,611 And will treasure it always. 412 00:21:20,613 --> 00:21:22,446 I have to tell you, marie, 413 00:21:22,448 --> 00:21:26,417 When you picked out that candle for us to give to them, 414 00:21:26,419 --> 00:21:29,320 I wasn't sure about it. 415 00:21:29,322 --> 00:21:31,889 But I am so sorry I gave you an argument. 416 00:21:31,891 --> 00:21:36,327 Obviously you have wonderful taste. 417 00:21:37,562 --> 00:21:39,563 - Oh, thank you, lee. 418 00:21:39,565 --> 00:21:42,366 - Thank you. I'll see you later. 419 00:21:42,368 --> 00:21:44,769 - Okay, bye-bye. 420 00:21:44,771 --> 00:21:47,972 [humming] 29798

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