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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:23,332 --> 00:00:25,124 Hey, Frank! Let's wrap it up and go home. 2 00:00:25,207 --> 00:00:26,457 What do you say? 3 00:00:26,541 --> 00:00:28,541 Well, I got another hour's work to do. 4 00:00:28,624 --> 00:00:31,124 The kid's gonna stick with me, and then I'll show him the ropes. 5 00:00:31,207 --> 00:00:33,082 Okay. You lock up for me before you go? 6 00:00:33,124 --> 00:00:35,499 4th of July weekend, buddy boy. Got to move. 7 00:00:35,582 --> 00:00:37,666 Oh, yeah. Yeah. Well, you have a nice 4th, 8 00:00:37,749 --> 00:00:39,832 and I'll see you Sunday at the barbecue. 9 00:00:39,916 --> 00:00:42,541 You'd better believe it. I'll be there with bells on. 10 00:00:42,624 --> 00:00:45,749 Kid, I wanna tell you something, and I mean this sincerely. 11 00:00:45,832 --> 00:00:48,874 No matter what happens, don't name it after me. 12 00:00:51,041 --> 00:00:52,791 Take it easy, Frank. 13 00:00:53,957 --> 00:00:55,707 That Burt's a joker. 14 00:00:55,791 --> 00:00:57,624 Ok, Freddy, follow me and learn something. 15 00:00:57,707 --> 00:00:59,291 Okay. 16 00:00:59,374 --> 00:01:01,832 We got an order here from the St. Louis University Medical School. 17 00:01:01,916 --> 00:01:04,999 They want two adult female skeletons with perfect teeth. 18 00:01:05,082 --> 00:01:07,791 That's a 2-AF-PT. 19 00:01:07,874 --> 00:01:09,791 Ok? So you come over here to the "A" section. 20 00:01:09,874 --> 00:01:11,957 -That's "A" for adult, see? -Okay. 21 00:01:12,041 --> 00:01:14,249 Then that's divided up into two sections. 22 00:01:14,332 --> 00:01:16,999 That's divided into the "M" for male and the "F" for... 23 00:01:17,082 --> 00:01:18,916 -Female. -Good boy. 24 00:01:18,999 --> 00:01:20,582 Now the "PT." 25 00:01:20,666 --> 00:01:23,374 Suppose you think that's "pretty tough”, but no, that's... 26 00:01:23,457 --> 00:01:26,249 -Perfect teeth. -Very good. 27 00:01:26,332 --> 00:01:29,041 Now you get some excelsior over there and lay it in that crate. 28 00:01:29,124 --> 00:01:32,291 Make a nice little beddy-bye for this little lady. 29 00:01:33,166 --> 00:01:34,291 Okay. 30 00:01:35,457 --> 00:01:37,582 Good work. We want her to be comfortable. 31 00:01:37,666 --> 00:01:39,749 Now help me get her in. Grab her legs. 32 00:01:39,791 --> 00:01:41,249 Okay. 33 00:01:41,332 --> 00:01:44,582 Now you get some of that styrofoam popcorn, 34 00:01:44,666 --> 00:01:46,916 spread it all around. 35 00:01:46,999 --> 00:01:50,124 Don't be stingy. Uncle Burt's paying for this. 36 00:01:50,207 --> 00:01:53,082 More, Freddy, more. Ok, that's fine. 37 00:01:53,124 --> 00:01:55,874 Now spread it around. That's right. 38 00:01:55,957 --> 00:01:58,541 -You're doing very nice work. -Thanks. 39 00:01:58,624 --> 00:02:00,582 You're gonna be fine in the warehouse business. 40 00:02:00,666 --> 00:02:02,374 Where do we get all these skeletons from? 41 00:02:02,457 --> 00:02:04,874 -Oh, they come from India. -India? 42 00:02:04,957 --> 00:02:07,832 International treaty. All skeletons come from India. 43 00:02:07,916 --> 00:02:09,249 No kidding. How come? 44 00:02:09,332 --> 00:02:10,874 How the hell do I know "how come"? 45 00:02:10,957 --> 00:02:12,791 The important question is, 46 00:02:12,874 --> 00:02:15,124 where do they get all the skeletons with perfect teeth? 47 00:02:15,207 --> 00:02:17,124 I'm going to ask you a serious question. 48 00:02:17,207 --> 00:02:19,291 How many people you know die 49 00:02:19,374 --> 00:02:22,749 with a beautiful, perfect set of choppers in their puss, huh? 50 00:02:22,832 --> 00:02:24,416 Nobody I can think of. 51 00:02:24,499 --> 00:02:27,749 No. I think that there's a skeleton farm over in India. 52 00:02:27,832 --> 00:02:29,957 Jesus! 53 00:02:30,041 --> 00:02:33,249 Come on, kid. Follow your uncle here. 54 00:02:33,332 --> 00:02:34,874 Here we go. 55 00:02:34,957 --> 00:02:36,832 I don't have to tell you what these are for. 56 00:02:36,916 --> 00:02:38,374 Ba ba ba boom! 57 00:02:39,207 --> 00:02:42,416 Here we've got the prosthetic devices, all around here. 58 00:02:42,499 --> 00:02:44,624 Look under there. Wheelchairs. 59 00:02:44,707 --> 00:02:46,541 Right. These are great. 60 00:02:46,582 --> 00:02:48,082 Here's something you don't see very often. 61 00:02:48,124 --> 00:02:50,082 You're a privileged person. 62 00:02:50,166 --> 00:02:53,707 These are split dogs. Yep, for veterinarian schools. 63 00:02:53,791 --> 00:02:55,624 Oh, we get a lot of orders for split dogs. 64 00:02:55,707 --> 00:02:56,791 -That's really rad. -Yeah. 65 00:02:56,874 --> 00:02:59,832 Don't fool around, you're learning. 66 00:02:59,916 --> 00:03:03,832 Over here, Freddy, is where we keep the fresh cadavers. 67 00:03:03,916 --> 00:03:05,749 We sell these to medical schools 68 00:03:05,832 --> 00:03:08,457 and to the U.S. Army for ballistic tests. 69 00:03:14,749 --> 00:03:16,332 Well, say hello. 70 00:03:25,332 --> 00:03:27,541 We usually got more inventory than this, 71 00:03:27,624 --> 00:03:30,582 but, ah, we're expecting a shipment on Monday. 72 00:03:32,499 --> 00:03:34,999 H-how many bodies are in here usually? 73 00:03:35,082 --> 00:03:37,166 Well, you know, you don't want to be overstocked. 74 00:03:37,249 --> 00:03:39,082 Kind of like the restaurant business, 75 00:03:39,166 --> 00:03:42,624 you don't want your inventory to lose its freshness. 76 00:03:45,624 --> 00:03:47,166 Tell you what I'll do, kid. 77 00:03:47,249 --> 00:03:49,499 Teach you how to fill out these shipping forms. 78 00:03:51,582 --> 00:03:53,124 Look alive. 79 00:03:57,624 --> 00:04:00,874 -We gonna party tonight or what? -Yeah, we are gonna party. 80 00:04:00,957 --> 00:04:02,332 Well, where? Where we gonna party? 81 00:04:02,416 --> 00:04:05,041 -I don't know. Somewhere. -Hey, we could go to the park. 82 00:04:05,124 --> 00:04:08,124 Oh, no, we can't. The cops will shoot us if we go back to the park. 83 00:04:08,207 --> 00:04:09,749 And I ain't in no mood to die tonight. 84 00:04:09,791 --> 00:04:11,249 I like death. 85 00:04:11,332 --> 00:04:13,124 I like death with sex. How 'bout you, Casey? 86 00:04:13,207 --> 00:04:15,416 -You like sex with death? -Yeah, so fuck off and die. 87 00:04:15,499 --> 00:04:16,999 So, when we gonna party tonight, Tina? 88 00:04:17,082 --> 00:04:18,124 Oh you guys, that'd be really rad, 89 00:04:18,207 --> 00:04:19,999 but I'm supposed to meet Freddy when he gets off work. 90 00:04:20,082 --> 00:04:21,707 Yeah, where you supposed to meet him? 91 00:04:21,791 --> 00:04:23,374 At this medical supply warehouse where he's working. 92 00:04:23,457 --> 00:04:25,707 Oh, no, he got a job? What a dick. 93 00:04:25,791 --> 00:04:27,416 Shit, why didn't you say so? 94 00:04:27,499 --> 00:04:29,499 Why don't we all go pick Freddy up? 95 00:04:29,582 --> 00:04:31,749 Freddy always knows where there's a place to party. 96 00:04:41,457 --> 00:04:42,832 Frank? 97 00:04:42,916 --> 00:04:44,957 Yeah, kid? 98 00:04:45,041 --> 00:04:48,291 What's the weirdest thing you ever saw in here? 99 00:04:48,374 --> 00:04:49,832 Oh, kid, 100 00:04:49,916 --> 00:04:52,166 I have seen weird things come, 101 00:04:52,249 --> 00:04:54,999 and I have seen weird things go. 102 00:04:55,082 --> 00:04:57,249 But the weirdest thing I ever saw 103 00:04:57,332 --> 00:04:59,416 just had to cap it all. 104 00:04:59,499 --> 00:05:02,082 Oh, yeah? What's that? 105 00:05:02,166 --> 00:05:04,207 Let me ask you a question, kid. 106 00:05:05,624 --> 00:05:09,874 Did you see that movie, Night of the Living Dead? 107 00:05:09,957 --> 00:05:11,832 Yeah, yeah, that's the one where the corpses 108 00:05:11,916 --> 00:05:13,124 start eating the people, right? 109 00:05:13,207 --> 00:05:15,374 Sure. Wh-what about it? 110 00:05:15,457 --> 00:05:18,957 Did you know that movie was based on a true case? 111 00:05:19,041 --> 00:05:21,541 Come on, you're shitting me, right? 112 00:05:21,582 --> 00:05:24,166 I've never been more serious in my life. 113 00:05:25,416 --> 00:05:26,457 That's not possible. 114 00:05:26,541 --> 00:05:29,291 I mean, they showed zombies taking over the world. 115 00:05:29,374 --> 00:05:33,291 They changed it all around. What really happened was 116 00:05:33,374 --> 00:05:37,416 back in 1969, in Pittsburgh, at the V.A. hospital, 117 00:05:37,499 --> 00:05:39,582 there was a chemical spill 118 00:05:39,666 --> 00:05:41,999 and all that stuff 119 00:05:42,082 --> 00:05:44,832 kinda leaked down into the morgue 120 00:05:44,916 --> 00:05:47,082 and it made all the dead bodies 121 00:05:47,166 --> 00:05:49,249 kinda jump around as though it was alive. 122 00:05:49,332 --> 00:05:50,791 What chemical? 123 00:05:50,874 --> 00:05:53,749 2-4-5-Trioxin, it's called. 124 00:05:53,832 --> 00:05:57,124 It was to kinda spray on marijuana or something. 125 00:05:57,207 --> 00:05:59,249 And the Darrow Chemical Company 126 00:05:59,332 --> 00:06:01,416 was trying to develop it for the Army. 127 00:06:01,499 --> 00:06:04,999 And they told the guy who made the movie 128 00:06:05,082 --> 00:06:09,082 that if he told the true story, they'd just sue his ass off. 129 00:06:09,166 --> 00:06:12,416 So he changed all the facts around. 130 00:06:12,499 --> 00:06:14,749 So what really happened? 131 00:06:14,791 --> 00:06:17,874 Well, they closed it all down, see, 132 00:06:17,957 --> 00:06:21,582 and the Army shipped all that contaminated dirt 133 00:06:21,666 --> 00:06:24,666 and all those dead bodies out. 134 00:06:24,749 --> 00:06:27,624 And they kept it a secret. Shh. 135 00:06:28,582 --> 00:06:29,832 What... 136 00:06:29,916 --> 00:06:32,416 So how come you know about it? 137 00:06:32,499 --> 00:06:35,541 A typical Army fuck up. 138 00:06:35,624 --> 00:06:39,416 The Transportation Department got the orders crossed, 139 00:06:40,624 --> 00:06:44,041 and they shipped those bodies here 140 00:06:44,124 --> 00:06:47,124 instead of to the Darrow Chemical Company. 141 00:06:52,541 --> 00:06:53,749 Hello? 142 00:06:54,541 --> 00:06:55,791 Oh, hi, honey. 143 00:06:55,874 --> 00:06:57,874 Uh, no, I'll be home in about an hour. 144 00:06:57,916 --> 00:07:00,332 You keep the, uh, pot roast hot, okay? 145 00:07:01,624 --> 00:07:05,416 Yeah, sure, I love you, too, honey. Yeah. Kiss, kiss. 146 00:07:10,749 --> 00:07:12,416 Wanna see them? 147 00:07:14,332 --> 00:07:17,124 -See them? -The corpses. 148 00:07:19,457 --> 00:07:21,124 What are you talking about? 149 00:07:21,207 --> 00:07:24,249 -They're down in the basement. -No. 150 00:07:25,124 --> 00:07:27,541 -Come on. -No way. 151 00:07:33,457 --> 00:07:36,457 Hey, mind the third step. It's a bitch. 152 00:07:36,499 --> 00:07:38,457 You mean, they just brought those bodies here and left them? 153 00:07:38,541 --> 00:07:40,207 Well, you know the Army. 154 00:07:40,291 --> 00:07:42,124 And they've been here all this time? 155 00:07:42,666 --> 00:07:45,166 14 years, as I recall. 156 00:07:46,541 --> 00:07:48,082 No kidding? 157 00:07:50,374 --> 00:07:51,832 There they are. 158 00:07:52,957 --> 00:07:54,749 There's bodies in there? 159 00:08:13,249 --> 00:08:16,207 Oh, shit. Look at that. 160 00:08:16,291 --> 00:08:19,457 -You say that thing was alive? -So they say. 161 00:08:25,582 --> 00:08:27,041 Oh, God. 162 00:08:28,082 --> 00:08:30,291 -Hey, these things don't leak, do they? -Leak? Hell, no. 163 00:08:30,374 --> 00:08:33,707 These things were made by the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers. 164 00:08:34,582 --> 00:08:37,457 Oh, fuck! 165 00:11:18,249 --> 00:11:20,541 Hello, dear. How was your day? 166 00:11:20,624 --> 00:11:22,041 The usual, crap. 167 00:11:22,124 --> 00:11:23,791 Oh, I'm sorry. 168 00:11:23,874 --> 00:11:25,166 What's for dinner? 169 00:11:25,249 --> 00:11:27,291 Your favorite, lamb chops. 170 00:11:27,374 --> 00:11:29,124 I had them for lunch. 171 00:11:50,082 --> 00:11:53,124 Yes, it's me, checking in from Station 3 at 1600-- 172 00:11:53,207 --> 00:11:55,457 uh, make that 1601 hours. 173 00:11:55,541 --> 00:11:57,707 I'll be home all evening. Right. 174 00:12:11,666 --> 00:12:15,332 It's nerve-racking to live around that equipment all the time. 175 00:12:15,416 --> 00:12:18,624 They have to be able to reach me 24 hours a day, wherever I am. 176 00:12:18,707 --> 00:12:19,707 You know that. 177 00:12:19,791 --> 00:12:22,041 All that microwave stuff affects my oven. 178 00:12:22,124 --> 00:12:24,416 When we find them, you can have the equipment taken out. 179 00:12:24,499 --> 00:12:26,166 But when will you find them? 180 00:12:26,249 --> 00:12:28,416 Christ, Ethel, I don't know! 181 00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:31,707 Maybe we'll never find them. 182 00:12:36,416 --> 00:12:38,374 Look, we've been through all this before. 183 00:12:38,457 --> 00:12:40,291 They could be anywhere. 184 00:12:46,916 --> 00:12:48,332 Where the fuck we going, anyway? 185 00:12:48,416 --> 00:12:50,832 -To party! -To pick up Freddy. 186 00:12:50,916 --> 00:12:52,541 Oh, yeah, what the fuck is Freddy up to these days, anyway? 187 00:12:52,624 --> 00:12:54,957 -He got himself a job. -Oh, no shit? What job? 188 00:12:55,041 --> 00:12:57,666 -He's a stockroom clerk. -Yeah? That sounds like a shitty job. 189 00:12:57,749 --> 00:12:59,374 Well, it isn't the President of the United States, 190 00:12:59,457 --> 00:13:01,207 but at least he makes money to buy stuff. 191 00:13:01,291 --> 00:13:03,124 Oh, yeah, maybe he'll buy something from me? 192 00:13:03,207 --> 00:13:05,249 He don't like your kind of stuff, Suicide. 193 00:13:05,332 --> 00:13:07,999 How come you guys only come 'round when you need a ride someplace? 194 00:13:08,082 --> 00:13:10,082 'Cause you one spooky motherfucker, Suicide. 195 00:13:10,166 --> 00:13:12,291 Oh, you think I'm spooky, huh? What the fuck! 196 00:13:24,749 --> 00:13:27,166 Man, what a hideous, ugly place. 197 00:13:27,249 --> 00:13:30,582 -I like it. It's a statement. -Come on, let's go get the prick. 198 00:13:30,666 --> 00:13:32,707 -No. -Why not? 199 00:13:32,791 --> 00:13:35,541 -You might freak out his boss. -Well, that's not nice. 200 00:13:35,624 --> 00:13:38,374 Yeah, what does he think we are, weird or something? 201 00:13:38,457 --> 00:13:40,707 -What time does Freddy get off? -10:00. 202 00:13:40,791 --> 00:13:42,541 I ain't sittin' here two fuckin' hours. 203 00:13:42,624 --> 00:13:44,457 We could always go drive around. 204 00:13:44,541 --> 00:13:46,624 I don't got gas. You wanna buy some gas, idiot? 205 00:13:46,707 --> 00:13:48,041 I was kidding. 206 00:13:48,082 --> 00:13:49,707 We could go fool around in there for a while. 207 00:13:49,749 --> 00:13:52,124 You mean that cemetery? Ahh. 208 00:13:52,207 --> 00:13:53,874 Oh, let's do that. 209 00:14:12,041 --> 00:14:14,832 What do you want to do, Scuz, turn over gravestones? 210 00:14:14,916 --> 00:14:17,041 No, I just want to look around the graveyard. 211 00:14:17,124 --> 00:14:18,874 I ain't never seen one before. 212 00:14:18,957 --> 00:14:20,541 Ain't you never been to a funeral? 213 00:14:20,624 --> 00:14:22,124 I never knew nobody that died. 214 00:14:22,207 --> 00:14:24,041 I don't think this is such a good idea. 215 00:14:24,124 --> 00:14:26,207 -What's that? -Road flares, as swipe. 216 00:14:26,291 --> 00:14:28,874 -What do you want those? -I just want to party. 217 00:14:28,957 --> 00:14:30,916 What are the road flares for? 218 00:14:42,416 --> 00:14:44,749 This place is a mess. 219 00:14:48,791 --> 00:14:50,416 This looks like your pad, Scuz. 220 00:14:50,499 --> 00:14:51,999 I heard that. 221 00:15:05,416 --> 00:15:06,832 Frank? 222 00:15:24,416 --> 00:15:26,124 Are you okay, kid? 223 00:15:26,957 --> 00:15:29,249 I don't know. I don't-- I don't feel so good. 224 00:15:30,124 --> 00:15:31,916 Christ, what a stink. 225 00:15:36,041 --> 00:15:38,041 What the hell happened to the body? 226 00:15:38,082 --> 00:15:40,707 It must have melted when it hit the air. 227 00:15:40,791 --> 00:15:42,749 Close the goddamn thing. 228 00:15:53,707 --> 00:15:56,416 Christ, I never smelled anything like that before. 229 00:15:58,874 --> 00:16:01,666 I think I'm gonna be sick. 230 00:16:21,874 --> 00:16:24,457 Listen, I don't guess we'd better tell Burt about this. 231 00:16:24,541 --> 00:16:26,499 It makes us look stupid or something. 232 00:16:26,582 --> 00:16:28,457 I can still smell that stuff. 233 00:16:28,541 --> 00:16:30,874 It must be in my nose, either that or it's all over everything. 234 00:16:30,957 --> 00:16:34,374 Yeah, I'd better spray some deodorant around here. 235 00:16:45,416 --> 00:16:46,749 Oh. 236 00:16:47,582 --> 00:16:50,041 What was that? 237 00:16:52,082 --> 00:16:54,791 -Sounds like a dog. -A dog? 238 00:16:55,916 --> 00:16:57,666 Wait a second. Listen. Listen. 239 00:16:57,749 --> 00:17:00,041 You hear that? 240 00:17:00,124 --> 00:17:02,124 What the hell's going on here? 241 00:17:14,749 --> 00:17:16,291 What's wrong with him? 242 00:17:19,666 --> 00:17:22,041 Oh, shit! 243 00:17:22,124 --> 00:17:23,791 What are we gonna do? 244 00:17:24,541 --> 00:17:26,082 We're gonna kill it! 245 00:17:26,166 --> 00:17:27,374 We're gonna kill it! 246 00:17:29,374 --> 00:17:31,541 What are you doing? Stop! 247 00:17:36,291 --> 00:17:37,332 Aah! 248 00:17:37,416 --> 00:17:39,166 Oh, Jesus! Jesus! 249 00:17:41,916 --> 00:17:43,749 Are we fucked? What's happening? 250 00:17:43,832 --> 00:17:46,666 It's the cadaver! The cadaver! 251 00:17:46,749 --> 00:17:49,791 -What's it doing in there? -I don't know. It sounds sore! 252 00:17:49,874 --> 00:17:51,541 Well, what are we going to do? 253 00:17:51,624 --> 00:17:53,707 -Lock it in. -Yeah! Yeah! 254 00:17:53,791 --> 00:17:55,041 Oh, Jesus! 255 00:17:55,707 --> 00:17:58,166 Hurry! Jesus Christ! 256 00:17:59,541 --> 00:18:01,666 We gotta think! We gotta think! 257 00:18:01,749 --> 00:18:03,707 Come on, son, get in there! 258 00:18:04,499 --> 00:18:05,916 Oh, Jesus Christ! 259 00:18:06,666 --> 00:18:08,374 Are we going crazy? 260 00:18:08,457 --> 00:18:10,082 No, it's that crap from the tanks. 261 00:18:10,166 --> 00:18:12,874 The goddamn chemicals, it's all over everything. 262 00:18:12,957 --> 00:18:14,499 Stupid asshole! 263 00:18:14,582 --> 00:18:16,374 Watch your tongue, boy, if you like this job. 264 00:18:16,457 --> 00:18:17,541 Like this job? 265 00:18:17,624 --> 00:18:20,374 -Think! Think! -We gotta call the cops. 266 00:18:20,457 --> 00:18:21,874 No, you don't want to call the cops. 267 00:18:21,957 --> 00:18:23,666 You know what they'd do to this company? 268 00:18:23,749 --> 00:18:26,374 -Who cares about the company? -Well, think of our reputation! 269 00:18:26,457 --> 00:18:27,499 Fuck your reputation. 270 00:18:27,582 --> 00:18:28,874 Think! Think! 271 00:18:28,957 --> 00:18:31,041 What about the number on the side of the tank? 272 00:18:31,124 --> 00:18:33,624 The one that said to, “Call in case of an emergency.” 273 00:18:33,707 --> 00:18:35,207 No, that's the Army. 274 00:18:35,291 --> 00:18:38,082 You don't want the goddamn Army around this place. 275 00:18:38,166 --> 00:18:40,374 -Think! -Well, what are we gonna do? 276 00:18:40,457 --> 00:18:43,749 What are we gonna do? We're gonna call the boss. 277 00:18:56,916 --> 00:18:59,041 Burt? Frank. 278 00:18:59,124 --> 00:19:00,541 We have a little problem. 279 00:19:03,249 --> 00:19:05,416 Do you ever fantasize 280 00:19:06,249 --> 00:19:08,707 about being killed? 281 00:19:08,791 --> 00:19:10,499 Never. 282 00:19:10,582 --> 00:19:12,249 Do you ever wonder 283 00:19:12,332 --> 00:19:15,707 about all the different ways of dying, 284 00:19:15,791 --> 00:19:17,957 you know, violently 285 00:19:18,041 --> 00:19:19,582 and wonder, like, 286 00:19:19,666 --> 00:19:23,249 what would be the most horrible way to die? 287 00:19:23,332 --> 00:19:25,916 I try not to think about dying too much. 288 00:19:25,999 --> 00:19:26,957 Mmm. 289 00:19:27,957 --> 00:19:29,624 Well, for me 290 00:19:30,791 --> 00:19:32,541 the worst way 291 00:19:33,416 --> 00:19:36,666 would be for a bunch of old men 292 00:19:36,749 --> 00:19:38,624 to get around me 293 00:19:39,249 --> 00:19:41,416 and start biting 294 00:19:41,499 --> 00:19:43,874 and eating me alive. 295 00:19:43,957 --> 00:19:45,291 I see. 296 00:19:45,666 --> 00:19:47,166 First, 297 00:19:47,249 --> 00:19:50,707 they would tear off my clothes. 298 00:19:50,791 --> 00:19:52,332 Let's get some light over here. 299 00:19:52,416 --> 00:19:54,582 Trash is taking off her clothes again. 300 00:19:56,707 --> 00:19:58,582 ♪ In darkness you will find me ♪ 301 00:19:58,666 --> 00:20:00,874 ♪ I dance among the dead ♪ 302 00:20:00,957 --> 00:20:02,791 ♪ But very soon I'll need to hunt ♪ 303 00:20:02,874 --> 00:20:04,832 ♪ The scent of blood instead ♪ 304 00:20:04,916 --> 00:20:06,957 ♪ Tonight ♪ 305 00:20:07,041 --> 00:20:10,541 ♪ We'll make love 'till we die ♪ 306 00:20:12,499 --> 00:20:14,957 ♪ Tonight ♪ 307 00:20:15,041 --> 00:20:16,499 ♪ We'll make love 'til... ♪ 308 00:20:16,582 --> 00:20:18,082 That's right. Throw it, baby. 309 00:20:18,166 --> 00:20:20,541 Hey, are you high on anything? 310 00:20:20,624 --> 00:20:22,749 ♪ I know you think I'm nasty ♪ 311 00:20:22,832 --> 00:20:24,791 ♪ But I am no common girl ♪ 312 00:20:24,874 --> 00:20:26,791 ♪ I once slept with the devil ♪ 313 00:20:26,874 --> 00:20:28,791 ♪ It was really no big thrill ♪ 314 00:20:28,874 --> 00:20:31,166 ♪ Tonight ♪ 315 00:20:31,249 --> 00:20:34,624 ♪ We'll make love 'til we die ♪ 316 00:20:35,666 --> 00:20:36,707 You did what? 317 00:20:36,791 --> 00:20:38,082 You opened it? You stupid moron. 318 00:20:38,166 --> 00:20:39,791 You idiot. What's the matter with you, Frank? 319 00:20:39,874 --> 00:20:41,749 Haven't I always told you never to even 320 00:20:41,832 --> 00:20:43,374 go near those goddamn tanks? 321 00:20:45,166 --> 00:20:46,666 What are we gonna do, Burt? 322 00:20:46,749 --> 00:20:47,791 I'll tell you what I'm gonna do. 323 00:20:47,874 --> 00:20:49,582 I'm gonna be sued by the Darrow Chemical Company, 324 00:20:49,666 --> 00:20:51,416 I'm gonna be investigated by the government. 325 00:20:51,499 --> 00:20:53,707 I might become famous, Frank, I might even lose my business. 326 00:20:53,791 --> 00:20:55,624 I might even go to jail, goddamn it. 327 00:20:55,707 --> 00:20:57,291 That's what I'm gonna do. 328 00:21:02,499 --> 00:21:06,124 On the other hand, we destroy all this evidence around here 329 00:21:06,207 --> 00:21:07,541 and we keep our mouths shut. 330 00:21:07,624 --> 00:21:10,332 That's it! Let's do that, Burt! 331 00:21:10,666 --> 00:21:13,832 Yeah, Frank, you're right. That's what we got to do. 332 00:21:14,541 --> 00:21:16,416 One question, Frank. 333 00:21:16,499 --> 00:21:19,957 This guy screaming in here, you're sure he's a dead cadaver? 334 00:21:20,041 --> 00:21:22,457 Why don't you open the door and find out? 335 00:21:22,541 --> 00:21:24,832 No, that's all right, Frank. I'll take your word for that. 336 00:21:24,916 --> 00:21:28,832 If it is a reanimated body, we're going-- we'll have to kill it. 337 00:21:30,166 --> 00:21:31,791 How do you kill something that's already dead? 338 00:21:31,874 --> 00:21:34,541 Well, how do I know, Fred? I don't know, let me think. 339 00:21:34,624 --> 00:21:36,916 It's not a bad question, Burt. 340 00:21:36,999 --> 00:21:39,207 In that movie, they destroyed the brain to kill them. 341 00:21:39,291 --> 00:21:41,957 -Is that what they did? -The brain, right. Yeah. 342 00:21:43,541 --> 00:21:45,457 What do doctors use to crack skulls with? 343 00:21:45,541 --> 00:21:48,124 -Surgical drills. -Here, hold this, Frank. 344 00:21:48,207 --> 00:21:49,791 Now listen to me, both of you, very carefully. 345 00:21:49,874 --> 00:21:51,374 Freddy, you're gonna open that door. 346 00:21:51,457 --> 00:21:54,249 Come here, you stand right over here. Frank, right here. 347 00:21:54,332 --> 00:21:56,207 When it comes out, you brain it with that axe. 348 00:21:56,291 --> 00:21:57,707 Oh, Jesus! 349 00:21:57,791 --> 00:21:59,957 Well, how am I gonna stop it from moaning? 350 00:22:00,041 --> 00:22:01,624 What's the matter with you, Frank? 351 00:22:01,707 --> 00:22:04,291 Fred, come here. Get down there. Please, stand by the door. 352 00:22:04,374 --> 00:22:06,082 It's gonna be all right, son. 353 00:22:06,166 --> 00:22:08,332 I don't think I can do this, Burt. 354 00:22:08,416 --> 00:22:10,457 Well, you damn well better. You got us into this. 355 00:22:10,541 --> 00:22:12,166 Oh, Jesus! 356 00:22:13,416 --> 00:22:15,707 All right, Freddy. 22, right. 357 00:22:19,541 --> 00:22:20,666 Oh! 358 00:22:20,749 --> 00:22:22,666 Be brave, Frank, goddamn it! 359 00:22:23,499 --> 00:22:24,957 4, left. 360 00:22:27,624 --> 00:22:29,332 10, right. 361 00:22:39,707 --> 00:22:41,416 Aah! 362 00:22:44,124 --> 00:22:45,499 Get him off, Frank! 363 00:22:45,791 --> 00:22:47,249 Aah! 364 00:23:00,332 --> 00:23:01,916 Coming for it, Frank. 365 00:23:01,999 --> 00:23:03,624 Hold it! 366 00:23:03,707 --> 00:23:05,082 Aah! 367 00:23:05,166 --> 00:23:07,082 Oh! 368 00:23:07,999 --> 00:23:09,707 Oh! Oh! 369 00:23:09,749 --> 00:23:11,749 What the hell's going on, Burt? 370 00:23:11,832 --> 00:23:13,791 The brain! The brain! 371 00:23:13,874 --> 00:23:15,249 I hit the fucking brain! 372 00:23:15,332 --> 00:23:19,207 Then do something else, for goddamn-it-to-hell's sake. 373 00:23:19,291 --> 00:23:21,624 Hold him down, Frank. 374 00:23:21,707 --> 00:23:25,166 I can't stand this any longer. 375 00:23:25,249 --> 00:23:27,707 -Oh, shit! -Hold him down, now, hold him down, 376 00:23:27,791 --> 00:23:30,374 What are you gonna do? Oh! 377 00:23:33,291 --> 00:23:35,457 Be a man, Frank! Be a man! 378 00:23:35,541 --> 00:23:37,541 I can't stand this, you son of a bitch. 379 00:23:37,999 --> 00:23:39,707 Hurry up! 380 00:23:42,999 --> 00:23:46,624 Oh, no! 381 00:24:00,749 --> 00:24:02,791 -I'll get him! -Get him! 382 00:24:02,874 --> 00:24:05,332 -I got him. -Get a rope! 383 00:24:05,416 --> 00:24:06,874 Where the fuck's a rope? 384 00:24:06,957 --> 00:24:08,707 I don't know. Get one. Hold him down! 385 00:24:08,791 --> 00:24:10,041 - Are you hanging on? - Got him! 386 00:24:10,124 --> 00:24:11,791 Hang on to the son of a bitch! 387 00:24:11,874 --> 00:24:13,832 Christ, it ain't dying. 388 00:24:13,916 --> 00:24:16,874 I thought you said if we destroyed the brain, it'd die! 389 00:24:16,957 --> 00:24:19,582 -It worked in the movie. -Well, it ain't working now, Frank. 390 00:24:19,666 --> 00:24:21,374 You mean the movie lied? 391 00:24:21,457 --> 00:24:22,999 Oh, Jesus. 392 00:24:24,166 --> 00:24:25,457 Ah! 393 00:24:28,124 --> 00:24:29,749 How are we gonna kill it? 394 00:24:29,791 --> 00:24:32,082 Maybe you can't kill it. Maybe it won't die. 395 00:24:35,957 --> 00:24:37,749 Then we just got to destroy it completely 396 00:24:37,832 --> 00:24:39,166 until there's nothing left. 397 00:24:39,249 --> 00:24:40,666 Acid. 398 00:24:40,749 --> 00:24:43,041 What kind of acid would dissolve a body? 399 00:24:43,082 --> 00:24:44,582 Sulfuric acid, maybe. 400 00:24:44,666 --> 00:24:47,874 No, no, aqua regia, that's stronger. 401 00:24:47,957 --> 00:24:50,457 But what if it doesn't dissolve everything, like the bones? 402 00:24:52,416 --> 00:24:53,749 Shit! 403 00:24:54,999 --> 00:24:56,999 What are we gonna do? 404 00:24:58,416 --> 00:24:59,707 Burt? 405 00:25:00,124 --> 00:25:01,666 Where are you going? 406 00:25:04,666 --> 00:25:07,416 Sometimes Ernie Kaltenbrunner works late on Friday nights. 407 00:25:07,499 --> 00:25:09,291 Well, who's Ernie Kaltenbrunner? 408 00:25:09,374 --> 00:25:12,124 He's the embalmer at the mortuary across the street. 409 00:25:12,207 --> 00:25:14,082 What the hell's he gonna do for us? 410 00:25:14,166 --> 00:25:15,957 His light's on. He's in. 411 00:25:18,749 --> 00:25:20,999 Ernie's got a crematorium across the street, Frank. 412 00:25:21,082 --> 00:25:23,707 A crematorium, that's beautiful. 413 00:25:23,791 --> 00:25:25,957 You think you can get him to go along with it? 414 00:25:26,041 --> 00:25:28,082 I don't know. I've known Ernie about 25 years. 415 00:25:28,166 --> 00:25:30,041 He might do it out of friendship. I'm not sure. 416 00:25:30,124 --> 00:25:32,332 Yeah, but what the hell are you gonna tell him? 417 00:25:32,416 --> 00:25:34,957 I mean, can you trust that bastard? 418 00:25:35,041 --> 00:25:37,916 I don't think we have a choice, Frank. 419 00:25:37,999 --> 00:25:40,791 How we--how we gonna get this thing over there? 420 00:25:47,416 --> 00:25:49,291 Give me the bone saw. 421 00:25:53,291 --> 00:25:56,124 Why don't you put your clothes on? The show's over. 422 00:25:56,207 --> 00:25:59,166 What's the matter? does it make you nervous? 423 00:26:00,374 --> 00:26:01,832 I'm hot. 424 00:26:02,832 --> 00:26:04,791 Yeah. You are hot. 425 00:26:04,874 --> 00:26:06,374 Scram, wimp. 426 00:26:12,499 --> 00:26:14,832 Nobody understands me, you know that? 427 00:26:14,916 --> 00:26:17,999 I fuckin' bust my ass for you guys, and what do I get? 428 00:26:18,082 --> 00:26:20,166 "You're spooky." 429 00:26:20,249 --> 00:26:22,457 Fuck you, man. Fuck you all. 430 00:26:22,541 --> 00:26:25,041 I like it spooky. 431 00:26:25,124 --> 00:26:26,957 I mean, I got somethin' to say, you know? 432 00:26:27,041 --> 00:26:28,791 What do you think this is all about? 433 00:26:28,874 --> 00:26:30,749 You think this is a fuckin' costume? 434 00:26:30,832 --> 00:26:32,457 This is a way of life! 435 00:26:32,541 --> 00:26:34,166 Oh, yes. 436 00:26:36,166 --> 00:26:38,124 Hey, what's wrong with you, man? 437 00:26:38,207 --> 00:26:40,957 Show some fucking respect for the dead, will ya? 438 00:26:44,999 --> 00:26:47,041 -Hey, is that Freddy? -Where? 439 00:26:47,124 --> 00:26:48,791 Over there, going in the building. 440 00:26:48,874 --> 00:26:51,082 Nope. That is not Freddy. 441 00:26:51,791 --> 00:26:53,249 How would you know? 442 00:26:53,332 --> 00:26:56,124 Because. Why would Freddy be going into a mortuary? 443 00:27:37,291 --> 00:27:39,249 Damn! 444 00:27:47,832 --> 00:27:49,749 What do you say, Ernie? 445 00:27:55,666 --> 00:27:56,874 Hey, Ernie. 446 00:27:57,416 --> 00:27:58,749 Whoa! 447 00:27:58,832 --> 00:28:01,041 -Take it easy. -Sorry, I didn't hear you. 448 00:28:02,291 --> 00:28:03,916 Fast on the draw. 449 00:28:04,374 --> 00:28:05,332 Whew. 450 00:28:06,707 --> 00:28:08,374 You are working late tonight. 451 00:28:08,457 --> 00:28:11,666 Oh, yeah, yeah. Pretty much. Kind of... 452 00:28:11,749 --> 00:28:14,457 What time is it? You want a cup of coffee? 453 00:28:14,541 --> 00:28:16,291 Uh, no. No, thank you. I'm all right. 454 00:28:16,374 --> 00:28:17,999 I do, and I need it. 455 00:28:21,707 --> 00:28:24,957 What, uh, what are-- what are you doing there, Ernie? 456 00:28:25,041 --> 00:28:27,124 Breaking out the rigor mortis. 457 00:28:27,207 --> 00:28:28,291 Oh, yeah? 458 00:28:29,582 --> 00:28:30,916 Come here. 459 00:28:31,457 --> 00:28:33,457 -Huh? -Come on. 460 00:28:33,541 --> 00:28:36,499 You see, rigor mortis starts in the brain. 461 00:28:36,582 --> 00:28:39,082 And it spreads down to the internal organs, 462 00:28:39,166 --> 00:28:41,499 and it finally settles in the muscles. 463 00:28:43,791 --> 00:28:45,332 It, uh, 464 00:28:45,416 --> 00:28:48,082 loosens up after a while, but, uh, you can, uh, 465 00:28:48,166 --> 00:28:52,291 you can break it out manually, as they say 466 00:28:52,374 --> 00:28:55,249 by flexing the muscles. See that? 467 00:28:55,332 --> 00:28:56,291 Yeah. 468 00:28:56,374 --> 00:28:58,457 You'll not find that in a book, my friend. 469 00:28:58,541 --> 00:29:02,416 The embalming business is basically passed on by word of mouth. 470 00:29:02,499 --> 00:29:06,082 I'll tell you, that's fascinating, Ernie, that's really something. 471 00:29:08,999 --> 00:29:12,541 Well, he's dead now. And |I am bushed. 472 00:29:16,374 --> 00:29:19,332 Hey, uh, buddy boy. Uh, 473 00:29:19,416 --> 00:29:22,374 how long we been friends, Ernie? About how long? About... 474 00:29:23,916 --> 00:29:26,957 -25 years, give or take. -Yeah. 475 00:29:27,041 --> 00:29:30,791 Uh, if I ask you a favor, could you keep it quiet? 476 00:29:30,874 --> 00:29:32,624 Sure. What is it? 477 00:29:32,707 --> 00:29:34,582 Well, I'm gonna need some help, Ernie, 478 00:29:34,666 --> 00:29:37,249 in a pretty big way, really. 479 00:29:37,332 --> 00:29:39,666 You can depend on me. Why? What's wrong? 480 00:29:39,749 --> 00:29:43,957 Uh, I got a couple of my men out here, y-you mind if I let them in? 481 00:29:44,041 --> 00:29:46,124 B-Burt, that's illegal. 482 00:29:46,207 --> 00:29:48,332 You can bring it on in now, please. 483 00:29:48,416 --> 00:29:51,957 Fred, you can put it right over here. Right here. 484 00:29:55,124 --> 00:29:56,457 What is that? 485 00:30:00,207 --> 00:30:01,291 Right there, please. 486 00:30:01,374 --> 00:30:02,541 -Here? -Yeah. 487 00:30:11,416 --> 00:30:12,749 I got to... 488 00:30:13,249 --> 00:30:14,457 Yeah. 489 00:30:17,082 --> 00:30:19,332 What the hell is in those bags? 490 00:30:20,666 --> 00:30:22,874 -Rabid weasels. -What? 491 00:30:22,957 --> 00:30:25,166 What the hell are you doing with rabid weasels? 492 00:30:25,249 --> 00:30:27,874 I was trying to explain it to you. They came as a shipment. 493 00:30:27,957 --> 00:30:29,832 'Course, they weren't supposed to be rabid, 494 00:30:29,916 --> 00:30:31,791 you know, but you know how these things happen. 495 00:30:31,874 --> 00:30:33,374 No, I don't. How do they happen? 496 00:30:33,457 --> 00:30:35,249 Watch out! Watch out, Ernie. Don't get bit. 497 00:30:35,332 --> 00:30:36,374 Yeah. 498 00:30:36,457 --> 00:30:38,624 Anyway, we got them, and we need your help. 499 00:30:38,707 --> 00:30:39,957 How? 500 00:30:40,041 --> 00:30:41,916 We got to get rid of these things. 501 00:30:41,999 --> 00:30:44,457 Well, why don't you call an animal shelter? 502 00:30:44,541 --> 00:30:46,374 Well, word'd get out, hurt my business. 503 00:30:46,457 --> 00:30:48,374 You know, that's a bad scene, rabies. 504 00:30:48,457 --> 00:30:49,791 I don't think so. 505 00:30:49,874 --> 00:30:52,707 I mean, so what? You don't run a pet store. 506 00:30:52,791 --> 00:30:54,791 So, some lab animals got rabies. 507 00:30:54,874 --> 00:30:57,749 Come on, guys, take them to the pound. 508 00:30:59,249 --> 00:31:00,457 Well, I just can't do that. 509 00:31:00,541 --> 00:31:02,499 You got to--you got to take my word for it. 510 00:31:04,332 --> 00:31:06,082 What the hell do you want me to do? 511 00:31:06,166 --> 00:31:08,999 -You have a crematorium, right? -You wanna burn them? 512 00:31:09,082 --> 00:31:10,874 Yeah, that's what I had in mind, actually. 513 00:31:10,957 --> 00:31:12,457 That's cruel. 514 00:31:12,541 --> 00:31:13,999 I can't think of anything else to do. 515 00:31:14,082 --> 00:31:17,499 Y-y-you just can't burn animals alive. 516 00:31:17,582 --> 00:31:19,291 It's just too hideous. 517 00:31:19,374 --> 00:31:21,082 At least let me kill them first. 518 00:31:21,166 --> 00:31:23,791 Take 'em out in the parking lot, and put 'em out of their misery. 519 00:31:25,707 --> 00:31:28,374 I don't think that'd work, Ernie. 520 00:31:28,457 --> 00:31:31,124 I don't—I don't u-understand what's going on. W-Why not? 521 00:31:37,791 --> 00:31:39,791 Can you swear to keep a secret, Ernie? 522 00:31:39,874 --> 00:31:41,791 At this point, I don't know. 523 00:31:41,874 --> 00:31:43,374 No, no, y-you got to swear. 524 00:31:43,457 --> 00:31:45,541 You got to, or I just-- I can't tell you. 525 00:31:45,624 --> 00:31:48,499 All right, I swear. 526 00:31:48,582 --> 00:31:49,999 Good. 527 00:31:54,166 --> 00:31:56,416 It's not weasels in the bags. 528 00:31:58,124 --> 00:32:00,207 No. No kidding. Look here. 529 00:32:10,124 --> 00:32:11,207 Oh! 530 00:32:11,291 --> 00:32:12,499 Get it off! 531 00:32:12,582 --> 00:32:13,999 Get it off! 532 00:32:14,082 --> 00:32:16,374 Get it off! Get it off! 533 00:32:17,166 --> 00:32:18,249 Frank! 534 00:32:24,999 --> 00:32:26,666 I'm sorry, Ernie. 535 00:32:26,749 --> 00:32:29,166 No, it's all right. 536 00:32:35,249 --> 00:32:37,124 Ernie, we got a... 537 00:32:38,666 --> 00:32:40,791 We got a long story to tell you. 538 00:32:40,874 --> 00:32:42,957 Oh, great. Some party. 539 00:32:43,041 --> 00:32:45,416 What happened to Trash and Suicide? 540 00:32:45,499 --> 00:32:47,832 Probably getting it on somewhere. 541 00:32:49,332 --> 00:32:51,999 Don't even think it, Chuck. 542 00:32:52,082 --> 00:32:54,791 Oh, God, when's 10:00 gonna come? 543 00:32:54,874 --> 00:32:57,832 Hey, if you wanna split, we could both go somewhere. 544 00:32:59,832 --> 00:33:03,249 You'd really like to do it with me, wouldn't you? 545 00:33:03,332 --> 00:33:05,666 Hey, I mean, a girl like you and a guy like me. 546 00:33:06,457 --> 00:33:08,249 Go choke a chicken. 547 00:33:08,332 --> 00:33:11,416 Oh, come on, Casey. I was only kidding, for sure. 548 00:33:11,499 --> 00:33:13,624 Oh, great, here's your friend and mine. 549 00:33:13,707 --> 00:33:15,707 Hey, fuck you, ball buster. 550 00:33:17,832 --> 00:33:20,332 Hey, my watch stopped. What time is it? 551 00:33:26,666 --> 00:33:28,041 Going on 10:00. 552 00:33:28,082 --> 00:33:30,166 Oh, fudge. I'd better get over and find Freddy. 553 00:33:30,249 --> 00:33:32,249 He's gonna be getting off any time now. 554 00:33:32,332 --> 00:33:33,791 OK. Go ahead, we'll wait for you. 555 00:33:33,874 --> 00:33:35,999 -Don't go anywhere, okay? -All right. 556 00:34:36,166 --> 00:34:39,082 Come on, Freddy, where are you? 557 00:34:39,166 --> 00:34:40,457 Frankly, Burt, 558 00:34:40,541 --> 00:34:43,249 I think you acted precipitously in cutting up the corpse. 559 00:34:43,332 --> 00:34:46,041 Well, you may be right, I don't know, but I did it. 560 00:34:46,124 --> 00:34:48,374 So what--what are we gonna do about it, Ernie? 561 00:34:50,249 --> 00:34:53,541 If I let you use the crematorium, what's in it for me? 562 00:34:55,624 --> 00:34:57,249 What do you want? 563 00:34:58,999 --> 00:35:00,624 Well, uh, 564 00:35:00,707 --> 00:35:03,332 the way I see it, this is a pretty big favor. 565 00:35:03,416 --> 00:35:05,499 Well, Ernie, you got it! Whatever it is you want, 566 00:35:05,582 --> 00:35:07,916 so help me, I'll-- I'll do it. I promise. 567 00:35:11,416 --> 00:35:13,166 I'm sorry about that. 568 00:35:36,999 --> 00:35:38,957 All right. Let's take care of your problem. 569 00:35:47,582 --> 00:35:49,124 Yes siree, 570 00:35:49,207 --> 00:35:50,957 you're gonna owe me a big one. 571 00:35:51,041 --> 00:35:53,791 Now buddy-boy, you go get rid of everything for me. Nothing left. 572 00:35:53,874 --> 00:35:56,124 -Is that right? -Everything'll go. 573 00:36:00,499 --> 00:36:02,291 What about the bones? 574 00:36:02,374 --> 00:36:03,707 Bones are no problem. 575 00:36:04,582 --> 00:36:06,541 The hardest thing to burn is the heart. 576 00:36:07,041 --> 00:36:08,916 The heart? Why? 577 00:36:08,999 --> 00:36:11,041 'Cause it's just one big, tough muscle. 578 00:36:11,124 --> 00:36:13,582 Yeah, but Ernie, I mean, come on. We don't-- 579 00:36:13,666 --> 00:36:15,416 We don't want the heart sticking around. 580 00:36:15,499 --> 00:36:17,332 Then I'll turn it up hotter for the heart. 581 00:36:17,416 --> 00:36:19,374 And what about the split dogs? They got to go, too. 582 00:36:19,457 --> 00:36:21,582 The split dogs will go, too. 583 00:36:25,124 --> 00:36:27,874 Come on, just give me a hand. It's your mess. 584 00:36:30,374 --> 00:36:33,166 Oh. 585 00:36:34,832 --> 00:36:36,332 Some big favor. 586 00:36:36,416 --> 00:36:39,041 I can operate that goddamn thing. 587 00:36:39,124 --> 00:36:41,291 You're absolutely certain 588 00:36:41,374 --> 00:36:44,416 that this will get rid of everything and do the trick? 589 00:36:44,499 --> 00:36:47,582 -I mean, nothing left? -Nothing but a little pile of ashes. 590 00:36:47,666 --> 00:36:49,416 We don't even want the ashes, Ernie. 591 00:36:49,499 --> 00:36:53,499 Well, then I'll turn it up higher, and we'll burn up the ashes, too. 592 00:36:56,582 --> 00:36:58,166 Dust to dust. 593 00:37:55,707 --> 00:37:57,957 -Oh, my radio. -Come on, you guys. 594 00:37:58,041 --> 00:38:00,791 Let's get back to the car. Damn it. 595 00:38:00,874 --> 00:38:02,124 Come on. 596 00:38:17,457 --> 00:38:18,707 Freddy? 597 00:38:19,832 --> 00:38:21,166 Anybody? 598 00:38:21,249 --> 00:38:23,624 Get the fuckin' top! Fuck. 599 00:38:23,707 --> 00:38:25,874 Get the fuckin' top, man! 600 00:38:28,291 --> 00:38:29,582 Come on! 601 00:38:31,791 --> 00:38:33,457 Close the motherfuckin' windows. 602 00:38:33,541 --> 00:38:35,999 I don't have any windows. I busted them. 603 00:38:37,374 --> 00:38:40,207 -Hey, my skin burns. -Me, too. Damn it. 604 00:38:40,291 --> 00:38:42,416 It's that rain, it's like acid rain. 605 00:38:42,499 --> 00:38:43,957 Start the car! 606 00:38:44,041 --> 00:38:46,624 It's all over me. A towel, somebody give me a towel. 607 00:38:46,707 --> 00:38:49,707 -We ain't got no towel! -Well, then give me something. 608 00:38:49,791 --> 00:38:51,666 -Give me that. -No! 609 00:38:51,749 --> 00:38:53,249 Give me something! 610 00:38:53,332 --> 00:38:54,624 Come on, start! 611 00:38:54,707 --> 00:38:57,582 -Suicide, get the car going. -I'm trying. 612 00:38:57,666 --> 00:39:01,041 Oh, crap, I wonder what's in that rain. 613 00:39:13,499 --> 00:39:15,374 Look at it. 614 00:39:15,541 --> 00:39:18,124 It's coming down like, einen getrunken soldat. 615 00:39:46,166 --> 00:39:49,457 -Is the heart gone, Ernie? -It's all burned up. 616 00:39:49,541 --> 00:39:51,957 -Are you sure? -Right up the chimney. 617 00:39:52,041 --> 00:39:54,832 Goddamn, that's all we need. We're home free, Frank. 618 00:39:54,916 --> 00:39:57,374 We got it made. You just saved our ass, buddy boy, 619 00:39:57,457 --> 00:39:59,749 and I owe you one. Goddamn! 620 00:40:00,749 --> 00:40:02,207 Yes, you do. 621 00:40:02,291 --> 00:40:04,416 Alright, let's get back to that warehouse, clean up the mess, 622 00:40:04,499 --> 00:40:05,791 and get the hell out of there. 623 00:40:05,874 --> 00:40:07,207 What do you say, Frank? 624 00:40:07,291 --> 00:40:09,041 Okay, just--just give me a second to rest, 625 00:40:09,124 --> 00:40:10,916 catch my breath. Then we'll do it, okay? 626 00:40:10,999 --> 00:40:13,791 Frank, I don't know about you, but I'm really sick. 627 00:40:14,624 --> 00:40:16,499 Why? What's wrong, Fred? 628 00:40:16,582 --> 00:40:18,374 I feel like hell is what's wrong. 629 00:40:18,457 --> 00:40:21,124 -I'm really sick. -I'm sick, too, Burt. 630 00:40:21,707 --> 00:40:23,624 Sick, like how? 631 00:40:23,707 --> 00:40:26,082 I feel like my head's going to bust wide open. 632 00:40:27,582 --> 00:40:29,041 And I want to puke. 633 00:40:29,124 --> 00:40:30,707 And I'm weak, too. 634 00:40:30,791 --> 00:40:32,582 Me, too. I got the chills. 635 00:40:32,666 --> 00:40:33,957 It's that stuff, Burt. 636 00:40:34,041 --> 00:40:35,582 It's that goddamn stuff we breathed. 637 00:40:35,666 --> 00:40:37,707 What stuff? What are you talking about, Frank? 638 00:40:37,791 --> 00:40:41,082 When that canister cracked, this gas squirted out. 639 00:40:41,166 --> 00:40:43,332 It hit us right in the face. 640 00:40:43,416 --> 00:40:44,957 We breathed it. 641 00:40:45,874 --> 00:40:48,082 It knocked us out. 642 00:40:48,166 --> 00:40:50,082 We were out cold, unconscious for a while. 643 00:40:50,166 --> 00:40:51,874 Oh, Christ! Ernie. 644 00:40:51,957 --> 00:40:54,207 Shouldn't we get to a doctor or-- or something like that? 645 00:40:54,291 --> 00:40:55,791 Yeah, Burt, I need a doctor. 646 00:40:55,874 --> 00:40:56,874 Man, I'm getting the car 647 00:40:56,957 --> 00:40:58,957 and taking these guys to the emergency ward right now. 648 00:40:59,041 --> 00:41:00,582 Let's go, Frank. You're gonna be alright. 649 00:41:00,666 --> 00:41:02,166 We're gonna get you there. 650 00:41:02,249 --> 00:41:03,791 Hey, Frank! 651 00:41:03,874 --> 00:41:04,832 Frank! 652 00:41:10,582 --> 00:41:11,957 Come here, Ernie. 653 00:41:12,041 --> 00:41:15,416 What's the matter? Talk to me. Get him out of the rain. 654 00:41:16,582 --> 00:41:21,374 I gotta—I gotta call my wife. I gotta go to the hospital! 655 00:41:21,457 --> 00:41:24,707 You can't run around in this storm. You're too sick. 656 00:41:24,749 --> 00:41:25,916 Burt. 657 00:41:27,499 --> 00:41:29,916 Take it easy. Take it easy. 658 00:41:29,999 --> 00:41:31,207 I'm gonna call an ambulance. 659 00:41:31,291 --> 00:41:33,416 Paramedics. Paramedics. 660 00:41:35,957 --> 00:41:38,082 It's all right. How do you feel now? 661 00:41:44,082 --> 00:41:45,374 Hello. Yes. 662 00:41:45,457 --> 00:41:48,707 Uh, can we get some paramedics over here right away? 663 00:41:48,791 --> 00:41:51,916 That's the Resurrection Funeral Home 664 00:41:51,999 --> 00:41:55,499 at 21702 East Central. 665 00:41:56,624 --> 00:42:00,207 Uh, well, tell them to come around the back, to the embalming room. 666 00:42:01,707 --> 00:42:04,249 Uh, no, no, um... 667 00:42:04,332 --> 00:42:08,499 Poison. We have two men poisoned here. 668 00:42:08,582 --> 00:42:10,832 Uh, well, no, we--we don't know what kind of poison. 669 00:42:12,249 --> 00:42:13,832 Right. 670 00:42:13,916 --> 00:42:15,916 Thank you very much. Bye. 671 00:42:17,957 --> 00:42:19,832 Burt, they're on their way. 672 00:42:22,499 --> 00:42:23,874 This car ain't going nowhere. 673 00:42:23,957 --> 00:42:25,124 -Damn it. -Shh-shh! 674 00:42:26,082 --> 00:42:28,124 Do you hear something? 675 00:42:28,207 --> 00:42:29,916 Hear what? 676 00:42:29,999 --> 00:42:31,874 Something. 677 00:42:59,541 --> 00:43:00,999 No, I don't hear nothing. 678 00:43:01,082 --> 00:43:02,457 This roof's leaking. 679 00:43:02,541 --> 00:43:04,624 -There's a rip, damn it. -Shit. 680 00:43:04,707 --> 00:43:06,207 Oh, don't do that! 681 00:43:06,291 --> 00:43:07,624 -Shit! -I'm sorry. 682 00:43:07,707 --> 00:43:09,457 Shit, Scuz! 683 00:43:09,541 --> 00:43:10,999 Hello, there? 684 00:43:11,541 --> 00:43:12,916 Freddy? 685 00:43:17,582 --> 00:43:19,124 Anybody? 686 00:43:34,416 --> 00:43:36,791 Freddy? Are you here? 687 00:43:55,916 --> 00:43:57,416 Anybody here? 688 00:44:22,332 --> 00:44:23,999 Who's there? 689 00:44:26,916 --> 00:44:28,416 Brains! 690 00:44:30,791 --> 00:44:32,416 Brains! 691 00:44:35,582 --> 00:44:37,207 Hey, I got to get out of here. 692 00:44:37,291 --> 00:44:38,916 Let's go to where Tina and Freddy are. 693 00:44:38,999 --> 00:44:40,832 -Damn right. -Fuckin' A. 694 00:44:46,041 --> 00:44:47,666 Live brain. 695 00:45:11,082 --> 00:45:12,666 Come on, quick! 696 00:45:34,582 --> 00:45:36,957 God, my skin's really burning. 697 00:45:46,666 --> 00:45:48,249 Hey, Tina! 698 00:45:48,332 --> 00:45:50,916 Yes! Oh, God! Help me! 699 00:45:50,999 --> 00:45:52,916 -That's Tina. -What's she yelling about? 700 00:45:52,999 --> 00:45:54,791 -What's that sound? -Through that door! 701 00:45:55,249 --> 00:45:56,499 Help! 702 00:45:56,666 --> 00:45:58,707 Watch the fuckin' step! 703 00:45:59,166 --> 00:46:00,749 Help me! 704 00:46:01,082 --> 00:46:02,541 What the fuck? 705 00:46:07,832 --> 00:46:09,416 Brains! 706 00:46:22,749 --> 00:46:24,916 More brains. 707 00:46:31,999 --> 00:46:33,374 Where the fuck you going? 708 00:46:33,457 --> 00:46:36,291 Help me bar the door! Stupid fuckers! 709 00:46:52,916 --> 00:46:54,416 It's them. 710 00:46:58,124 --> 00:46:59,541 Who took the poison? 711 00:46:59,624 --> 00:47:00,916 Right over there. 712 00:47:06,916 --> 00:47:09,082 Stick your tongue out for me. 713 00:47:17,291 --> 00:47:18,832 What did you guys take? 714 00:47:18,916 --> 00:47:21,624 It was some kind of industrial chemical, 715 00:47:21,707 --> 00:47:23,499 I think, something in a tank. 716 00:47:24,082 --> 00:47:25,999 What tank? Where? 717 00:47:26,082 --> 00:47:27,916 Well, we--we're not sure, really. 718 00:47:27,999 --> 00:47:29,374 Well, can you find out? 719 00:47:29,457 --> 00:47:31,374 I mean, your friends' lives may depend on it. 720 00:47:31,457 --> 00:47:33,832 Yeah, well, I got to make some phone calls, 721 00:47:33,916 --> 00:47:36,332 but I—I can't do that before morning. I'm sorry. 722 00:47:36,416 --> 00:47:38,541 Let's take some vital signs. 723 00:47:46,041 --> 00:47:48,624 -Can I borrow your stethoscope? -What's the matter? 724 00:47:48,707 --> 00:47:50,207 I can't hear anything through mine. 725 00:47:50,291 --> 00:47:51,499 Well, are you sure it's the equipment? 726 00:47:51,582 --> 00:47:53,041 What do you mean? 727 00:47:53,082 --> 00:47:55,666 Well, I'm not getting anything on this, either. 728 00:47:55,749 --> 00:47:57,374 What do you mean? What's wrong? 729 00:47:57,457 --> 00:47:59,207 What's wrong? 730 00:47:59,291 --> 00:48:01,957 It's all right. We just need to double check a couple things. 731 00:48:12,124 --> 00:48:14,332 -No blood pressure. -No pulse. 732 00:48:15,041 --> 00:48:17,374 Well, what do you mean, “No blood pressure, no pulse"? 733 00:48:17,457 --> 00:48:19,041 Shh. Take it easy. Take it easy. 734 00:48:26,791 --> 00:48:28,666 -What do you have? -70. 735 00:48:28,749 --> 00:48:30,332 -70 what? -70 degrees. 736 00:48:30,416 --> 00:48:33,166 -Well, what's that? -Room temperature. 737 00:48:34,624 --> 00:48:36,749 Come over here for a second. I want to talk to you. 738 00:48:42,874 --> 00:48:44,416 What are you guys saying? 739 00:48:45,166 --> 00:48:46,707 What are you guys saying? 740 00:48:48,374 --> 00:48:49,916 What was that thing down there? 741 00:48:49,999 --> 00:48:52,416 -What the fuck are we gonna do? -Hey, Suicide's down there. 742 00:48:52,499 --> 00:48:55,041 No way man, he's gone. That thing ate his head. 743 00:48:55,124 --> 00:48:56,416 Shh! Shh! 744 00:48:57,916 --> 00:48:59,416 I don't hear anything down there, do you? 745 00:48:59,499 --> 00:49:00,874 Oh, we got to call somebody. 746 00:49:00,957 --> 00:49:03,041 -Who? -The cops. 747 00:49:03,082 --> 00:49:05,874 I don't wanna call no cop. The cops are just gonna kick our ass. 748 00:49:05,957 --> 00:49:07,832 Just let's get out of here, okay? 749 00:49:07,916 --> 00:49:09,791 No! We gotta call somebody. 750 00:49:09,874 --> 00:49:12,041 Wait a minute, where's Freddy? 751 00:49:12,124 --> 00:49:14,249 He was gone, he wasn't here when I showed up. 752 00:49:37,457 --> 00:49:40,249 Holy shit. We're gonna have to swim to get over there. 753 00:49:42,582 --> 00:49:44,166 What the fuck was that? 754 00:49:44,249 --> 00:49:46,416 Look! There! 755 00:49:52,874 --> 00:49:55,624 ♪ Do you wanna party ♪ 756 00:49:57,041 --> 00:49:59,749 ♪ It's party time ♪ 757 00:50:00,999 --> 00:50:03,124 ♪ We gotta party ♪ 758 00:50:04,582 --> 00:50:07,374 ♪ It's party time ♪ 759 00:50:07,457 --> 00:50:10,582 ♪ Do you wanna party ♪ 760 00:50:12,041 --> 00:50:14,916 ♪ It's party time ♪ 761 00:50:17,499 --> 00:50:20,457 Hey, wait up, you guys! Wait, I got no shoes! 762 00:50:23,249 --> 00:50:25,707 ♪ It's party time ♪ 763 00:50:27,166 --> 00:50:29,582 ♪ It's party time ♪ 764 00:50:31,291 --> 00:50:33,124 No! No! 765 00:50:37,082 --> 00:50:39,707 You have no pulse, your blood pressure's zero over zero, 766 00:50:39,749 --> 00:50:41,207 you have no pupillary response, 767 00:50:41,291 --> 00:50:43,416 no reflexes, your temperature is 70 degrees. 768 00:50:45,874 --> 00:50:47,291 W-What does that mean? 769 00:50:47,374 --> 00:50:50,832 It's a puzzle, because technically, you're not alive. 770 00:50:50,916 --> 00:50:53,707 Except you're conscious, so we don't know what it means. 771 00:50:53,791 --> 00:50:56,374 -Are you saying we're dead? -Let's not jump to conclusions. 772 00:50:56,457 --> 00:50:59,541 Obviously, I didn't mean you were really dead. 773 00:50:59,624 --> 00:51:01,874 Dead people don't move around and talk. 774 00:51:03,082 --> 00:51:05,082 -What's the hell's that? -Front door. 775 00:51:05,166 --> 00:51:07,707 -What the fuck are they doing? -I'll find out. 776 00:51:07,791 --> 00:51:09,666 Listen we're gonna go get a couple of stretchers. 777 00:51:09,749 --> 00:51:11,666 Just hang in there. W-we won't be a second. 778 00:51:12,957 --> 00:51:14,207 Open the door. 779 00:51:14,291 --> 00:51:15,499 Open the door, please. 780 00:51:15,582 --> 00:51:16,499 Help! 781 00:51:16,582 --> 00:51:18,291 Hey! Open the door! 782 00:51:19,499 --> 00:51:20,791 Open the door! 783 00:51:20,874 --> 00:51:22,207 Hurry up! 784 00:51:22,291 --> 00:51:23,541 Hurry up! 785 00:51:24,749 --> 00:51:26,207 Freeze, or you're dead! 786 00:51:26,291 --> 00:51:27,582 Don't shoot, man! 787 00:51:27,666 --> 00:51:29,832 Are you crazy? Are you on PCP? 788 00:51:29,916 --> 00:51:31,957 None of us are on any drugs, man. Just let us in! 789 00:51:32,041 --> 00:51:34,082 All right, come in, come in. But no funny moves. 790 00:51:34,166 --> 00:51:35,416 Shit, no. 791 00:51:35,499 --> 00:51:37,166 You gotta lock all your doors and your windows, 792 00:51:37,249 --> 00:51:38,624 and call the cops! They're out there! 793 00:51:38,707 --> 00:51:40,457 -What? Who's out there? -Don't you hear that? 794 00:51:40,541 --> 00:51:43,041 -What? -Shut up and listen, man! 795 00:51:45,541 --> 00:51:46,666 What is it? 796 00:51:46,749 --> 00:51:49,374 -It's dead people screaming. -What dead people? 797 00:51:49,457 --> 00:51:50,874 They came from out of the ground. 798 00:51:50,957 --> 00:51:51,916 And they're after us. 799 00:51:51,999 --> 00:51:53,666 Out of the ground? 800 00:51:53,749 --> 00:51:56,374 Our friends took off the other way. And they're out there now! 801 00:51:58,957 --> 00:52:00,499 Brains! 802 00:52:00,582 --> 00:52:02,082 Brains! 803 00:52:03,082 --> 00:52:05,124 Brains! 804 00:52:05,999 --> 00:52:07,707 Brains! 805 00:52:08,499 --> 00:52:10,166 Brains! 806 00:52:12,249 --> 00:52:15,166 -Trash? Where's Trash? -Didn't she go with them? 807 00:52:15,249 --> 00:52:17,207 I thought she was with us. 808 00:52:19,541 --> 00:52:21,541 -Hey, do you hear that? -Hear what? 809 00:52:24,332 --> 00:52:25,916 Christ, Jesus. 810 00:52:26,541 --> 00:52:27,957 What is that? 811 00:52:28,041 --> 00:52:29,999 It sounds like people screaming. 812 00:52:30,624 --> 00:52:33,541 You get the stretchers, I'll get on the radio and phone this in. 813 00:52:53,916 --> 00:52:55,416 Jerry? 814 00:53:03,082 --> 00:53:04,707 Brain! 815 00:53:04,791 --> 00:53:06,999 Brain! Brain! 816 00:53:08,499 --> 00:53:10,082 What? What kind of a problem? 817 00:53:10,166 --> 00:53:11,666 Take a look at it. 818 00:53:11,749 --> 00:53:13,457 Why, what the hell's going on out here? 819 00:53:13,624 --> 00:53:15,624 Mister, that graveyard out there's full of people 820 00:53:15,707 --> 00:53:16,999 coming out of the ground. 821 00:53:17,082 --> 00:53:18,457 Whaddya mean "out of the ground"? 822 00:53:18,541 --> 00:53:20,082 Yes, out of the ground. 823 00:53:20,166 --> 00:53:22,374 They're horrible, they scream, you've got to do something. 824 00:53:22,457 --> 00:53:23,374 Scream--? 825 00:53:23,457 --> 00:53:24,874 Yes, mister, they're out there. 826 00:53:24,957 --> 00:53:26,874 And there's one of them in that warehouse. 827 00:53:26,957 --> 00:53:29,249 -Which-- which warehouse? -The medical supply house. 828 00:53:29,332 --> 00:53:31,291 Oh, shit! Shit! 829 00:53:31,374 --> 00:53:32,624 -And they're-- -Goddamn! 830 00:53:32,707 --> 00:53:35,249 I-I-I think things are getting out of hand. 831 00:53:35,332 --> 00:53:37,999 Mister, there's 100 of those things out there. 832 00:53:38,082 --> 00:53:39,291 100? 833 00:53:39,374 --> 00:53:40,916 The cops. We got to call the cops. 834 00:53:40,999 --> 00:53:43,249 Yeah. No shit. 835 00:53:43,332 --> 00:53:46,499 Phone. Where the fuck is the phone? 836 00:53:46,582 --> 00:53:48,416 There! There's an office! 837 00:53:53,374 --> 00:53:55,874 Hello, operator, give me the police. This is an emergency. 838 00:54:02,332 --> 00:54:05,207 Grab the hammer and nails! Casey! 839 00:54:05,999 --> 00:54:08,999 Quiet! Let's just get the hell out of here, Ernie. 840 00:54:09,082 --> 00:54:10,999 -You got a car? -I got a car. 841 00:54:11,082 --> 00:54:12,624 Get your keys. Let's get out of here. 842 00:54:12,707 --> 00:54:14,207 My clutch is shot. 843 00:54:14,291 --> 00:54:16,207 We'll use the paramedic ambulance. 844 00:54:17,207 --> 00:54:18,249 Freddy! Oh! 845 00:54:18,332 --> 00:54:19,791 -Ernie? -Yeah? 846 00:54:19,874 --> 00:54:21,374 Where are the paramedics? 847 00:54:21,457 --> 00:54:23,249 I'll get them. Get my own car started. 848 00:54:23,332 --> 00:54:25,832 Oh, my god, Freddy! What did they do to you? 849 00:55:08,707 --> 00:55:11,124 -Oh, God! -What was that shooting? 850 00:55:11,207 --> 00:55:13,082 -Oh, God! -What? What, Ernie? 851 00:55:13,166 --> 00:55:14,166 God! 852 00:55:15,291 --> 00:55:17,916 -Oh, God! -What the hell? 853 00:55:17,999 --> 00:55:19,457 It... 854 00:55:19,749 --> 00:55:21,041 It! 855 00:55:21,874 --> 00:55:23,999 "It"? It what? What is "it"? 856 00:55:24,082 --> 00:55:26,541 They're all over the cars. 857 00:55:26,624 --> 00:55:30,082 It's horrible. They're out there. They're... 858 00:55:30,166 --> 00:55:34,332 Paramedics are dead. And we--we can't take the cars. We-- I— Burt, 859 00:55:34,416 --> 00:55:37,416 we've gotta--we've gotta call the police. 860 00:55:37,499 --> 00:55:39,374 Set him down. Set him down. 861 00:55:39,457 --> 00:55:40,957 Set him down. Easy. 862 00:55:42,124 --> 00:55:44,749 It's not--not--not it's not working. 863 00:55:45,166 --> 00:55:46,416 Come on. 864 00:56:04,416 --> 00:56:06,416 -What's the matter? -Dead. 865 00:56:07,832 --> 00:56:09,957 Brains! Brains! 866 00:56:18,416 --> 00:56:20,041 Help me. 867 00:56:27,666 --> 00:56:29,624 You got some hammer and nails? 868 00:56:31,082 --> 00:56:35,707 ♪ Ooh, baby, your ♪ ♪ asphalt eater hung ten ♪ 869 00:56:35,791 --> 00:56:39,166 ♪ The hoedads and gremmies ♪ ♪ say you reached top end ♪ 870 00:56:39,249 --> 00:56:42,957 ♪ So do the dead, through the lights ♪ 871 00:56:43,041 --> 00:56:46,499 ♪ The surf in' dead, ooh, make it tight ♪ 872 00:56:46,582 --> 00:56:50,291 ♪ The livin' dead, now, ♪ ♪ baby, lose their heads ♪ 873 00:56:50,374 --> 00:56:52,207 Where else can they get in here? 874 00:56:52,291 --> 00:56:54,249 The windows in the chapel. 875 00:56:54,332 --> 00:56:58,124 ♪ You're a high-rev hauler ♪ ♪ with all four on the floor ♪ 876 00:57:00,124 --> 00:57:01,791 Is there anything to board these windows with? 877 00:57:01,874 --> 00:57:04,582 I don't think we have to. I put boards outside the glass. 878 00:57:05,249 --> 00:57:09,416 ♪ Come on, the livin' dead, ♪ ♪ ooh, you're in the soup ♪ 879 00:57:09,499 --> 00:57:11,624 ♪ The livin' dead, now, baby ♪ 880 00:57:11,707 --> 00:57:14,749 ♪ Like I said, now, baby, do the dead ♪ 881 00:57:16,541 --> 00:57:18,374 ♪ Now, do it ♪ 882 00:57:19,707 --> 00:57:23,416 Rescue 7, Rescue 7, come in. This is dispatch. Over. 883 00:57:26,666 --> 00:57:29,999 Rescue 7, come in. This is dispatch. Do you copy? Over. 884 00:57:31,332 --> 00:57:33,041 Come in, dispatch. 885 00:57:33,416 --> 00:57:34,707 Send 886 00:57:34,791 --> 00:57:36,082 more 887 00:57:36,166 --> 00:57:37,541 paramedics. 888 00:57:53,124 --> 00:57:55,291 How many fuckin' windows you got in this place? 889 00:57:55,374 --> 00:57:57,082 No more windows. 890 00:57:57,874 --> 00:57:59,791 The embalming room has steel shutters. 891 00:57:59,874 --> 00:58:03,291 Well, let's get the hell back to the embalming room then. Come on. 892 00:58:07,874 --> 00:58:09,832 Man, my arms are dead. 893 00:58:09,916 --> 00:58:11,791 Put that goddamn thing down, Ernie, 894 00:58:11,874 --> 00:58:13,707 before you hurt somebody with it. 895 00:58:13,791 --> 00:58:16,332 -How they doing? -Buddy, are you all right? 896 00:58:16,416 --> 00:58:18,874 -It hurts. -What did you do to Freddy? 897 00:58:18,957 --> 00:58:21,416 What's wrong with him? And this man? 898 00:58:21,499 --> 00:58:23,874 I think it's time you tell us what the fuck's going on. 899 00:58:23,957 --> 00:58:25,499 I don't have to tell you anything, dick brain. 900 00:58:25,582 --> 00:58:27,124 We think you should. 901 00:58:27,207 --> 00:58:28,791 Tell them, goddamn it! 902 00:58:30,624 --> 00:58:32,499 Tell us! 903 00:58:32,582 --> 00:58:34,332 There was a chemical. 904 00:58:35,541 --> 00:58:37,916 It was some chemical that soaked into the soil 905 00:58:37,999 --> 00:58:40,541 of the graveyard and made the corpses come back to life. 906 00:58:40,624 --> 00:58:41,957 Yeah? What fucking chemical? 907 00:58:42,041 --> 00:58:44,582 I don't know what chemical, goddamn it! 908 00:58:44,666 --> 00:58:47,374 It was ordered by the military, I think. I think it was. 909 00:58:47,457 --> 00:58:50,166 Would you tell me me how the fuck did it get all over the graveyard? 910 00:58:50,249 --> 00:58:52,582 I don't know. I just... 911 00:58:52,666 --> 00:58:54,041 All I know is that it was stored 912 00:58:54,124 --> 00:58:55,999 over at the medical supply warehouse 913 00:58:56,082 --> 00:58:58,082 where you were, and these two geniuses 914 00:58:58,166 --> 00:59:00,082 managed to open the goddamn container 915 00:59:00,166 --> 00:59:03,124 and let the son of a bitch out. Let 'em out! 916 00:59:03,207 --> 00:59:04,791 Is that why Freddy's sick? 917 00:59:04,874 --> 00:59:06,957 I breathed it, Tina. 918 00:59:07,041 --> 00:59:09,082 So did--so did Frank there. 919 00:59:11,541 --> 00:59:13,082 What did it do to you, Freddy? 920 00:59:13,166 --> 00:59:15,541 I'm freezing. 921 00:59:15,624 --> 00:59:17,457 My muscles are stiffening up. 922 00:59:17,541 --> 00:59:19,624 Stiffening up? 923 00:59:19,707 --> 00:59:21,624 Stiffening up how, Freddy? 924 00:59:21,707 --> 00:59:24,416 First, I got a really fucked headache. 925 00:59:24,499 --> 00:59:28,707 Then--then my--my stomach started cramping--cramping up. 926 00:59:28,791 --> 00:59:31,166 Now my arms and legs are cramping. 927 00:59:32,541 --> 00:59:34,249 Let's take a look. Let's take a look. 928 00:59:35,749 --> 00:59:37,207 Oh, God! 929 00:59:38,707 --> 00:59:41,416 Let's get his shirt up, huh? 930 00:59:41,499 --> 00:59:42,916 What are you doing, Ernie? 931 00:59:42,999 --> 00:59:44,957 Oh, God. 932 00:59:45,041 --> 00:59:47,791 Uh, the bruises where he's lying down, 933 00:59:47,874 --> 00:59:49,457 uh, 934 00:59:49,541 --> 00:59:51,624 that's blood pooling up. 935 00:59:53,749 --> 00:59:55,916 Easy. Easy. Easy! 936 00:59:57,457 --> 00:59:58,791 Okay. 937 01:00:02,957 --> 01:00:04,957 You know, it looks like 938 01:00:05,041 --> 01:00:06,957 rigor mortis is setting in. 939 01:00:07,041 --> 01:00:10,332 Rigor mortis? What do you mean, rigor mortis? 940 01:00:11,291 --> 01:00:14,291 Hey, God, you're dead. 941 01:00:14,374 --> 01:00:17,249 You're dead, and you're gonna turn into one of those things out there! 942 01:00:17,332 --> 01:00:18,249 No! 943 01:00:18,332 --> 01:00:19,332 -No! -No! 944 01:00:21,124 --> 01:00:23,124 -Let him go! -Son of a bitch! 945 01:00:24,332 --> 01:00:26,124 Shut-- Just shush! 946 01:00:27,707 --> 01:00:29,291 Do you hear that? 947 01:00:33,249 --> 01:00:34,582 What is that? 948 01:00:34,666 --> 01:00:36,416 It's another paramedic ambulance. 949 01:00:47,624 --> 01:00:49,166 Watch out! Watch out! 950 01:00:49,249 --> 01:00:50,874 Hey! Don't go over there! 951 01:00:50,957 --> 01:00:52,166 Brains! 952 01:00:52,249 --> 01:00:53,624 Brains! 953 01:00:55,624 --> 01:00:57,582 God damn! 954 01:00:57,666 --> 01:00:59,791 Fuck. They're gonna kill everybody that comes here. 955 01:01:19,957 --> 01:01:23,249 Watch out, I'm going to put the board back up. 956 01:01:27,124 --> 01:01:28,499 It's got me! 957 01:01:45,499 --> 01:01:47,457 Get this thing out of here! 958 01:01:48,999 --> 01:01:50,999 Pull her off! Pull her off! 959 01:01:53,541 --> 01:01:54,957 Christ. 960 01:01:55,749 --> 01:01:58,499 Damn, he's dead. Shit. Shit. 961 01:01:58,582 --> 01:02:00,249 What do we do with this thing? 962 01:02:00,332 --> 01:02:01,541 What do we do with this? 963 01:02:01,624 --> 01:02:03,082 Just--just wait there a second. 964 01:02:03,166 --> 01:02:04,499 Let's get out of here. 965 01:02:04,582 --> 01:02:06,249 Where the fuck is he going? 966 01:02:06,332 --> 01:02:07,874 Ernie, what are you doing? 967 01:02:09,124 --> 01:02:10,374 Hey! 968 01:02:12,249 --> 01:02:13,957 Let me take it! Let me take it! 969 01:02:14,041 --> 01:02:15,457 You can let go of it now. 970 01:02:15,541 --> 01:02:16,999 Are you crazy? 971 01:02:17,666 --> 01:02:20,957 Look at it. She looks better now. 972 01:02:21,041 --> 01:02:22,916 Better. 973 01:02:22,999 --> 01:02:25,624 We got to get out of here, Ernie. 974 01:02:25,707 --> 01:02:28,499 Ernie, we got to get the fuck out of here. 975 01:02:28,582 --> 01:02:30,249 Leave it. 976 01:02:30,332 --> 01:02:33,374 What are you doing? Goddamn it, Ernie! 977 01:02:34,832 --> 01:02:37,041 I don't understand what you want with it, Ernie. 978 01:02:37,124 --> 01:02:39,666 -What are we doing with it? - I want to examine it. 979 01:02:39,749 --> 01:02:41,249 You make sure it's tied right. 980 01:02:41,332 --> 01:02:42,749 It's being tied right. 981 01:02:42,832 --> 01:02:44,791 I mean, it's not gonna get loose, right? 982 01:02:44,874 --> 01:02:46,874 No, it's not gonna get loose. 983 01:02:46,957 --> 01:02:49,374 They're no stronger than humans. 984 01:02:55,499 --> 01:02:57,207 Don't be afraid. 985 01:02:57,291 --> 01:02:59,332 I'll bust it in the damn head. 986 01:02:59,416 --> 01:03:01,332 Now, you sure that thing's tied good? 987 01:03:02,874 --> 01:03:06,082 -You can hear me? -Yes. 988 01:03:09,832 --> 01:03:11,541 Why do you eat people? 989 01:03:11,624 --> 01:03:14,957 Not people, brains. 990 01:03:15,041 --> 01:03:16,624 Brains only? 991 01:03:16,707 --> 01:03:18,291 Yes. 992 01:03:18,999 --> 01:03:20,166 Why? 993 01:03:20,249 --> 01:03:22,374 The pain. 994 01:03:23,291 --> 01:03:24,707 What about the pain? 995 01:03:24,791 --> 01:03:28,082 The pain of being dead. 996 01:03:33,291 --> 01:03:34,999 It hurts to be dead. 997 01:03:36,457 --> 01:03:40,582 I can feel myself rot. 998 01:03:42,291 --> 01:03:44,041 Eating brains 999 01:03:44,999 --> 01:03:47,624 how does that make you feel? 1000 01:03:47,707 --> 01:03:52,124 It makes the pain go away. 1001 01:03:58,124 --> 01:04:00,374 Hey, look, man, fuck this. 1002 01:04:00,457 --> 01:04:02,457 I got to talk to you. Now. 1003 01:04:04,666 --> 01:04:07,332 Come on, I got to talk. We got to talk. 1004 01:04:09,249 --> 01:04:11,541 No, let's talk out in the hall. 1005 01:04:16,957 --> 01:04:20,624 Look, how can we kill those things? 1006 01:04:20,707 --> 01:04:22,207 You don't. 1007 01:04:22,291 --> 01:04:23,999 What the fuck do you mean, "you don't"? 1008 01:04:24,082 --> 01:04:26,374 You can't kill those mothers, they're already dead. 1009 01:04:26,457 --> 01:04:29,082 You've gotta understand they're not living creatures, they're animated. 1010 01:04:29,166 --> 01:04:32,416 You can chop them up into pieces, the pieces will still come after you. 1011 01:04:32,499 --> 01:04:34,166 All you can do is just burn them. 1012 01:04:34,249 --> 01:04:35,832 You got to totally reduce them to ashes, 1013 01:04:35,916 --> 01:04:37,874 so there's nothing left to come after you. 1014 01:04:37,957 --> 01:04:40,082 How you gonna burn all those things? 1015 01:04:40,166 --> 01:04:42,207 Man, there's 100 of those fuckers. 1016 01:04:42,291 --> 01:04:44,666 Yeah, that is the question. 1017 01:04:53,124 --> 01:04:55,582 ♪ Tonight ♪ 1018 01:04:55,666 --> 01:04:59,957 ♪ We'll make love till we die ♪ 1019 01:05:02,124 --> 01:05:05,332 ♪ Tonight ♪ 1020 01:05:44,666 --> 01:05:46,624 We have a 10-32 from EMS. 1021 01:05:46,707 --> 01:05:48,582 Two, repeat, two paramedic vehicles 1022 01:05:48,666 --> 01:05:50,457 missing in the East Piedmont district. 1023 01:05:50,541 --> 01:05:52,374 Request a 10-51, code 3. 1024 01:05:52,457 --> 01:05:54,332 Available units near the 20,000 block 1025 01:05:54,416 --> 01:05:56,499 of East Central, please respond, over. 1026 01:05:56,582 --> 01:05:58,541 Do you think they'll rescue us? 1027 01:05:59,874 --> 01:06:02,957 They better, man. That's all I got to say. 1028 01:06:05,874 --> 01:06:08,082 Oh, God, please. 1029 01:06:08,166 --> 01:06:10,416 But do you think they will? 1030 01:06:18,666 --> 01:06:20,082 Chuck? 1031 01:06:21,457 --> 01:06:23,291 I never did like you. 1032 01:06:24,999 --> 01:06:27,832 Oh, my God, hold me tight. 1033 01:06:28,999 --> 01:06:30,666 Look, I think it'd be a lot wiser 1034 01:06:30,749 --> 01:06:32,374 if we, say, contained Frank and Freddy. 1035 01:06:32,457 --> 01:06:33,499 You know what I'm saying? 1036 01:06:33,582 --> 01:06:35,291 No, what do you mean, "contained"? 1037 01:06:35,374 --> 01:06:37,457 What I mean is lock them in a room, so if they started 1038 01:06:37,541 --> 01:06:39,291 acting funny, they wouldn't hurt anybody. 1039 01:06:39,374 --> 01:06:40,832 They don't want to hurt anybody. 1040 01:06:40,916 --> 01:06:43,249 You bastard! Why don't you lock yourselves up? 1041 01:06:43,332 --> 01:06:46,416 Look, lady, we're not proposing doing anything to them, for Christ's sake. 1042 01:06:46,499 --> 01:06:48,499 We just want to lock them in another room so we can figure out 1043 01:06:48,582 --> 01:06:50,291 how to get the hell out of here. Alright? 1044 01:06:50,374 --> 01:06:52,666 Tina, that really is a good idea. 1045 01:06:52,749 --> 01:06:54,207 Where can we put them, Ernie? 1046 01:06:54,291 --> 01:06:56,541 Uh, yeah, well, uh, the chapel. 1047 01:06:56,624 --> 01:06:59,291 All right, help me with Frank, please. 1048 01:06:59,374 --> 01:07:01,332 -Lift his feet. -Come on. 1049 01:07:16,541 --> 01:07:17,916 On the rug. 1050 01:07:20,124 --> 01:07:22,582 Lay them on the carpet, gently. 1051 01:07:23,541 --> 01:07:24,957 Easy. 1052 01:07:25,041 --> 01:07:28,374 Easy, Frank. It's all right. Can you hear me, Frank? 1053 01:07:28,457 --> 01:07:30,624 Oh, boy, he's gone. 1054 01:07:32,832 --> 01:07:35,249 Oh, Freddy. 1055 01:07:35,332 --> 01:07:37,416 Look, let's just leave them and get out. 1056 01:07:37,499 --> 01:07:39,374 I'm not leaving Freddy. 1057 01:07:39,457 --> 01:07:41,249 We got to lock the door, you know that? 1058 01:07:42,332 --> 01:07:43,749 I'm staying. 1059 01:07:45,499 --> 01:07:47,624 Okay. Come on. 1060 01:07:47,707 --> 01:07:48,999 Come on, Ernie. 1061 01:07:58,249 --> 01:08:01,791 Dispatch, dispatch. This is bravo 751. 1062 01:08:01,874 --> 01:08:03,499 We're at the mortuary. 1063 01:08:03,582 --> 01:08:05,582 We see two, that is two, 1064 01:08:05,666 --> 01:08:08,624 paramedic vehicles parked in the rear parking lot. 1065 01:08:08,707 --> 01:08:11,124 The doors on one vehicle are hanging open. 1066 01:08:11,207 --> 01:08:13,499 Stand by while we investigate. Over. 1067 01:08:37,874 --> 01:08:39,666 I got a man down. 1068 01:08:44,124 --> 01:08:45,666 Ah, Jesus! 1069 01:08:48,999 --> 01:08:50,832 Hold it right there! 1070 01:08:50,916 --> 01:08:53,124 Freeze or I'll blow your fucking brains out! 1071 01:08:57,707 --> 01:08:59,957 This place... 1072 01:09:00,041 --> 01:09:03,874 Everybody that comes in gets swallowed up. 1073 01:09:04,999 --> 01:09:07,207 Send more cops. 1074 01:09:07,291 --> 01:09:09,374 Well, what are we gonna do? Stand here, beating our meat till 1075 01:09:09,457 --> 01:09:11,374 the corpses bust in this damn place? 1076 01:09:11,457 --> 01:09:13,499 There ain't no way to stop those things. We gotta get the fuck out. 1077 01:09:13,582 --> 01:09:14,707 We got to get to the cars. 1078 01:09:14,749 --> 01:09:16,124 There's corpses all over the cars. 1079 01:09:16,207 --> 01:09:18,957 -I know that. -What are you proposing? 1080 01:09:19,041 --> 01:09:22,082 What am I proposing? I think we all should do some damn proposing. 1081 01:09:22,166 --> 01:09:23,499 The crawlspace in the ceiling. 1082 01:09:23,582 --> 01:09:25,666 We could go up, barricade ourselves in. 1083 01:09:25,749 --> 01:09:28,332 The only way up is the hatch, and we could nail that shut. 1084 01:09:28,416 --> 01:09:29,832 You must be out of your fuckin' mind. 1085 01:09:29,916 --> 01:09:31,957 I'm not barricading myself in no damn roof. 1086 01:09:32,041 --> 01:09:34,207 Shit, I'd rather take my chances with the cars. 1087 01:09:34,291 --> 01:09:35,791 We need a way to fight them. 1088 01:09:35,874 --> 01:09:37,916 How about this? 1089 01:09:37,999 --> 01:09:39,291 What is that? 1090 01:09:39,374 --> 01:09:42,166 It's nitric acid. Pretty much destroy anything. 1091 01:09:42,249 --> 01:09:44,749 Yeah, but there's not-- not enough of it, Ernie. 1092 01:09:54,541 --> 01:09:56,207 It hurts! 1093 01:09:57,999 --> 01:09:59,791 It hurts more than you can imagine. 1094 01:09:59,874 --> 01:10:01,249 I know. 1095 01:10:05,207 --> 01:10:06,749 Freddy! 1096 01:10:17,666 --> 01:10:19,541 I can finally see 1097 01:10:20,291 --> 01:10:21,791 the one thing 1098 01:10:22,957 --> 01:10:25,874 the one thing that can relieve this horrible suffering. 1099 01:10:25,957 --> 01:10:27,957 What, Freddy? What? 1100 01:10:28,041 --> 01:10:30,041 Live brains! 1101 01:11:04,832 --> 01:11:05,999 Let's go. 1102 01:11:06,082 --> 01:11:09,124 Brains! 1103 01:11:15,249 --> 01:11:16,624 Get the girl! 1104 01:11:19,332 --> 01:11:20,957 Run! 1105 01:11:23,124 --> 01:11:24,832 Put her on the couch. 1106 01:11:25,999 --> 01:11:28,124 They got Freddy. 1107 01:11:29,249 --> 01:11:32,124 It was horrible, ugly, man. 1108 01:11:32,207 --> 01:11:34,166 His face was all fucked up. 1109 01:11:34,249 --> 01:11:35,457 His face-- 1110 01:11:37,541 --> 01:11:38,749 He's not Freddy. 1111 01:11:38,832 --> 01:11:41,166 Brains. Brains. Brains. 1112 01:11:42,832 --> 01:11:45,499 Make her shut up. Make her shut up! 1113 01:11:47,374 --> 01:11:48,957 Brains. 1114 01:11:49,041 --> 01:11:51,291 Brains. Brains. Brains. 1115 01:11:58,291 --> 01:11:59,666 Shit, he's trying to get out. 1116 01:12:00,624 --> 01:12:02,082 Get a bench, come on. 1117 01:12:05,874 --> 01:12:07,124 Ernie! 1118 01:12:07,207 --> 01:12:08,791 Ernie, out of the way! 1119 01:12:12,582 --> 01:12:14,957 Bring it against it. It's all right. 1120 01:12:17,207 --> 01:12:18,374 I can't. 1121 01:12:18,457 --> 01:12:20,291 Yes, you can. Get up! 1122 01:12:20,374 --> 01:12:22,916 We can't stay here, man. It's gonna bust through that door. 1123 01:12:22,999 --> 01:12:24,874 We got to run for the cars. 1124 01:12:25,749 --> 01:12:27,707 There's zombies all over the cars outside. 1125 01:12:27,791 --> 01:12:30,749 Got to fight our way through them, there's no other way. 1126 01:12:30,832 --> 01:12:33,999 Once we're in the car and moving, I think we'll be all right. 1127 01:12:34,082 --> 01:12:36,791 That's a big fucking "if," man. 1128 01:12:36,874 --> 01:12:40,374 I can't walk, much less run. 1129 01:12:40,457 --> 01:12:42,249 How bad is your foot, Ernie? 1130 01:12:43,041 --> 01:12:44,749 Broke. 1131 01:12:55,124 --> 01:12:57,999 Spider and I'll get one of the cars, we'll bring it up near the door. 1132 01:12:58,082 --> 01:13:00,249 Police car. It should still have the keys in the ignition. 1133 01:13:01,832 --> 01:13:03,791 Son of a bitch. The motor is still running. 1134 01:13:03,874 --> 01:13:05,166 Good. I'll drive. 1135 01:13:05,249 --> 01:13:08,041 -No, I'll drive. -Hey, fuck you. 1136 01:13:08,082 --> 01:13:10,999 When we drive up, I don't want to hang out there longer than necessary. 1137 01:13:11,082 --> 01:13:13,832 Young lady, you stand right here. Put one hand here, one hand here. 1138 01:13:13,916 --> 01:13:15,957 When I say "now," you open that door fast. 1139 01:13:16,041 --> 01:13:18,832 The minute we're through, you slam that door hard and lock it. 1140 01:13:18,916 --> 01:13:20,041 Ernie, 1141 01:13:20,124 --> 01:13:22,749 get your ass over here at the door. 1142 01:13:28,999 --> 01:13:30,999 Burt... 1143 01:13:31,082 --> 01:13:34,999 That favor that you owe me. Watch your ass out there. 1144 01:13:39,041 --> 01:13:40,374 All right, you stand by. 1145 01:13:44,957 --> 01:13:46,166 Now! 1146 01:13:52,832 --> 01:13:54,624 Run! Run! 1147 01:13:56,332 --> 01:13:57,499 Get 'em! 1148 01:14:12,582 --> 01:14:14,957 You got to get closer, man. They'll never make it like this. 1149 01:14:15,041 --> 01:14:16,416 We got to split. We got to split. 1150 01:14:16,499 --> 01:14:17,916 No, we can't split. 1151 01:14:25,041 --> 01:14:26,957 They left us, those jerks! 1152 01:14:27,041 --> 01:14:28,374 They left us! 1153 01:14:28,457 --> 01:14:29,832 They had to. 1154 01:14:31,249 --> 01:14:32,957 Burt will send help. 1155 01:14:33,666 --> 01:14:35,541 I know him. 1156 01:14:35,624 --> 01:14:37,041 They left us. 1157 01:14:38,541 --> 01:14:40,332 What are you doing? We can't just leave 'em! 1158 01:14:40,416 --> 01:14:42,082 They'd have turned the goddamn car over. 1159 01:14:42,166 --> 01:14:43,249 We'll send help. 1160 01:14:43,332 --> 01:14:45,207 Bullshit! Those are my fucking friends. 1161 01:14:45,291 --> 01:14:46,791 I said we'll send help, man. 1162 01:14:46,874 --> 01:14:48,916 -Coward! -Fuck you! 1163 01:14:51,707 --> 01:14:53,082 Hang on, here we go! 1164 01:14:54,957 --> 01:14:56,624 What the fuck are we gonna do now? 1165 01:14:56,707 --> 01:14:58,249 Find a phone, call the cops. 1166 01:14:58,332 --> 01:14:59,666 What the fuck? 1167 01:14:59,749 --> 01:15:00,957 Jesus H. Christ! 1168 01:15:02,916 --> 01:15:04,207 Shit! 1169 01:15:08,916 --> 01:15:10,624 Back to the warehouse! 1170 01:15:14,541 --> 01:15:15,791 Shit! 1171 01:15:20,916 --> 01:15:23,041 This way, you stupid honky! 1172 01:15:23,082 --> 01:15:24,707 That's Spider. 1173 01:15:26,832 --> 01:15:28,374 Shit! Hey, Spider! 1174 01:15:28,457 --> 01:15:29,624 Hey, hey! Where is everybody? 1175 01:15:29,707 --> 01:15:30,624 I don't know. 1176 01:15:30,707 --> 01:15:32,832 -Who's he? -He owns this place. 1177 01:15:33,707 --> 01:15:35,374 That fucking car is totaled, man. 1178 01:15:35,457 --> 01:15:37,916 That's all right. My car is still out there. So is Frank's. 1179 01:15:40,166 --> 01:15:41,666 Not anymore. 1180 01:16:13,166 --> 01:16:14,749 Tina! 1181 01:16:16,166 --> 01:16:17,999 Tina! 1182 01:16:18,916 --> 01:16:20,999 Tina, where are you? 1183 01:16:38,707 --> 01:16:40,041 Forgive me. 1184 01:17:24,457 --> 01:17:26,082 -Brains! -Cops! Get 'em! 1185 01:17:30,124 --> 01:17:32,249 Ground, this is air 3, we got a bad situation. 1186 01:17:32,332 --> 01:17:33,582 We've got officers down. 1187 01:17:33,666 --> 01:17:36,624 We have just witnessed ground units attacked. Repeat, attacked. 1188 01:17:36,916 --> 01:17:38,624 Helicopter! 1189 01:17:38,707 --> 01:17:41,957 Attention. Attention. This is the police. 1190 01:17:42,041 --> 01:17:44,624 This area is under police blockade. 1191 01:17:44,707 --> 01:17:46,499 All persons within this area 1192 01:17:46,582 --> 01:17:48,249 wishing to surrender should make their way 1193 01:17:48,332 --> 01:17:50,457 to the perimeter at once. 1194 01:17:51,124 --> 01:17:52,874 Jesus. 1195 01:17:52,957 --> 01:17:55,541 It sounds like the shit's really hitting the fan out there. 1196 01:17:55,624 --> 01:17:57,041 Man, we got to let them know we're in here. 1197 01:17:57,124 --> 01:17:58,457 You better believe it. 1198 01:17:58,541 --> 01:17:59,957 Hey, mister! 1199 01:18:01,249 --> 01:18:02,707 Don't go in there. 1200 01:18:02,791 --> 01:18:05,249 There's a thing in there, and it ripped out the phone. 1201 01:18:06,207 --> 01:18:07,791 There's another phone in the basement. 1202 01:18:07,874 --> 01:18:10,207 The basement's fucked! You know what's in the basement? 1203 01:18:10,291 --> 01:18:12,457 -What do you mean? -One of those corpses, man. 1204 01:18:12,541 --> 01:18:15,374 A real ugly one, all black and slimy. 1205 01:18:15,457 --> 01:18:18,624 I don't give a shit what's in the basement, we got to get to that phone. 1206 01:18:18,707 --> 01:18:21,041 Blinding them seems to work okay, doesn't it? 1207 01:18:22,957 --> 01:18:24,541 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 1208 01:18:26,332 --> 01:18:28,041 Spider, open the door. 1209 01:18:28,874 --> 01:18:31,166 I'm going to knock his goddamn block off. 1210 01:18:31,249 --> 01:18:34,582 Tina, it was wrong for you to lock me up. 1211 01:18:34,666 --> 01:18:37,249 I had to hurt myself to get out. 1212 01:18:37,332 --> 01:18:39,957 But I forgive you, darling. 1213 01:18:40,041 --> 01:18:42,291 And I know you're here, 1214 01:18:42,374 --> 01:18:45,082 because I can smell your brains. 1215 01:18:46,457 --> 01:18:47,749 Go away! 1216 01:18:47,832 --> 01:18:49,666 I'm coming up, Tina. 1217 01:18:55,874 --> 01:18:57,124 Freddy! 1218 01:19:00,749 --> 01:19:01,957 Freddy! 1219 01:19:02,749 --> 01:19:04,041 See? 1220 01:19:04,124 --> 01:19:06,999 And now you made me hurt myself again. 1221 01:19:07,082 --> 01:19:10,582 You made me break my hand completely off this time, Tina. 1222 01:19:12,207 --> 01:19:14,791 But I don't care, darling, 1223 01:19:14,874 --> 01:19:17,374 because I love you. 1224 01:19:17,457 --> 01:19:21,957 And you've got to let me eat your brain. 1225 01:19:34,541 --> 01:19:36,457 Open the goddamn door. 1226 01:19:41,541 --> 01:19:42,999 Brains! 1227 01:19:46,707 --> 01:19:48,499 Get him down. 1228 01:19:48,582 --> 01:19:52,499 All right, you guys, go. Get in there, come on, fast. Get in! 1229 01:19:57,374 --> 01:19:59,249 Watch it, the step's out. 1230 01:20:06,541 --> 01:20:08,291 Jesus Christ. 1231 01:20:10,957 --> 01:20:13,749 That's our friend. The Tarman got him. 1232 01:20:22,207 --> 01:20:24,499 Yeah. Give me the police. 1233 01:20:24,582 --> 01:20:26,957 It's an emergency, operator. 1234 01:20:27,041 --> 01:20:28,707 Captain, over here. 1235 01:20:28,791 --> 01:20:30,416 Two more cars around the side. 1236 01:20:33,291 --> 01:20:34,499 Yes, go ahead. 1237 01:20:34,582 --> 01:20:36,332 Yeah, you've got to help us. 1238 01:20:36,416 --> 01:20:38,874 There's a bunch of us trapped inside your barricade, and we can't get out. 1239 01:20:38,957 --> 01:20:41,499 First of all, mister, what the hell is going on in there? 1240 01:20:41,582 --> 01:20:44,707 I lost a dozen good men, and nobody can tell me jack shit. 1241 01:20:44,749 --> 01:20:46,374 There are people in the cemetery 1242 01:20:46,457 --> 01:20:47,832 who are stark, staring mad. 1243 01:20:47,916 --> 01:20:49,457 They'll kill you and eat you. 1244 01:20:49,541 --> 01:20:52,124 It's like a disease, like rabies, only faster. A lot faster. 1245 01:20:52,207 --> 01:20:53,957 That's why you got to come in here now 1246 01:20:54,041 --> 01:20:56,124 and get us the hell out of here. Please! 1247 01:20:56,207 --> 01:20:59,374 Just a minute, I can't hear you. There's a lot of noise out here. 1248 01:20:59,457 --> 01:21:01,749 Hey, what the hell's going on? 1249 01:21:01,832 --> 01:21:04,207 Halt! I said halt! 1250 01:21:04,291 --> 01:21:06,374 -Watch it. -They're crazy! 1251 01:21:11,832 --> 01:21:12,874 Oh, shit! 1252 01:21:13,749 --> 01:21:15,791 -No! -Fuckers! 1253 01:21:23,416 --> 01:21:25,457 -What? -What is it? 1254 01:21:29,249 --> 01:21:31,166 Cops. They've got the cops. 1255 01:21:31,249 --> 01:21:33,207 That means they're breaking out of the barricade. 1256 01:21:33,291 --> 01:21:34,999 Jesus Christ. 1257 01:21:42,082 --> 01:21:43,749 What's he doing? 1258 01:21:44,874 --> 01:21:46,666 What are you doing? 1259 01:21:46,749 --> 01:21:47,749 Shh. 1260 01:21:53,666 --> 01:21:54,707 Hello? 1261 01:21:54,791 --> 01:21:58,624 Yeah, I'm calling the number stenciled on the side of the tank. 1262 01:21:58,707 --> 01:22:00,541 Your name, please? 1263 01:22:00,624 --> 01:22:01,666 Burt Wilson. 1264 01:22:01,749 --> 01:22:03,957 Stay on the line, Mr. Wilson. You're being transferred. 1265 01:22:05,249 --> 01:22:07,249 This is Com-Q, Denver, go ahead. 1266 01:22:07,332 --> 01:22:11,374 Denver, this is Wichita. I've got a C-L-Y priority on a 1-1-3. Who's up? 1267 01:22:11,457 --> 01:22:14,332 That would be Col. Glover, San Diego. I'll put you through. 1268 01:22:17,916 --> 01:22:19,166 Yes? 1269 01:22:20,249 --> 01:22:21,666 Yes, Captain. 1270 01:22:23,041 --> 01:22:25,707 -I see. Very well. -Horace. 1271 01:22:25,791 --> 01:22:28,374 -Put the call through to me. -What is it? 1272 01:22:28,457 --> 01:22:30,707 Yes, yes, put him on. 1273 01:22:32,291 --> 01:22:35,124 Mr. Wilson, where are you calling from? 1274 01:22:36,791 --> 01:22:39,541 I see. When did this take place? 1275 01:22:40,582 --> 01:22:42,832 And when was the tank first breached? 1276 01:22:44,082 --> 01:22:46,041 Why didn't you call this number immediately? 1277 01:22:47,457 --> 01:22:50,666 I see. It's understandable. Wh-what happened next? 1278 01:22:51,707 --> 01:22:53,124 Uh-huh. 1279 01:22:53,874 --> 01:22:56,707 Oh, you did? And what effect did that have? 1280 01:22:58,082 --> 01:22:59,249 I see. 1281 01:23:00,749 --> 01:23:02,582 So, uh, what did you do then? 1282 01:23:04,874 --> 01:23:06,707 And what did they do? 1283 01:23:07,707 --> 01:23:08,916 I see. 1284 01:23:11,082 --> 01:23:14,499 Really? How many did you say? 1285 01:23:15,999 --> 01:23:19,249 And how many acres does this cemetery cover, sir? 1286 01:23:20,082 --> 01:23:21,207 Yes. 1287 01:23:22,291 --> 01:23:23,499 I see. 1288 01:23:24,207 --> 01:23:25,249 I see. 1289 01:23:25,332 --> 01:23:27,332 Yes, I see. Of course. 1290 01:23:27,416 --> 01:23:29,624 Uh, thank you for your assistance, Mr. Wilson. 1291 01:23:29,707 --> 01:23:32,499 I'm going to switch you back to Captain Turner now. He'll talk to you. 1292 01:24:02,957 --> 01:24:05,499 Sir, this is Col. Glover. 1293 01:24:05,582 --> 01:24:09,582 I'm sorry to disturb you at this hour, but we're at Q-2 status. 1294 01:24:09,666 --> 01:24:13,624 It looks like we've found that lost consignment of easter eggs. 1295 01:24:15,916 --> 01:24:17,832 Yes, sir, pretty sure. 1296 01:24:17,916 --> 01:24:19,541 They've turned up in Louisville. 1297 01:24:19,624 --> 01:24:22,957 I'm getting confirmations on this from the Louisville Police Department. 1298 01:24:24,124 --> 01:24:26,124 Louisville, Kentucky, sir. 1299 01:24:27,874 --> 01:24:29,624 Well, sir, it would be good news, 1300 01:24:29,707 --> 01:24:32,249 except that the eggs have hatched. 1301 01:24:32,332 --> 01:24:33,874 What are they doing, man? 1302 01:24:33,957 --> 01:24:35,707 Hang on a second, would you? 1303 01:24:35,791 --> 01:24:37,707 I dunno. It's weird. These people seem to say 1304 01:24:37,791 --> 01:24:39,666 th-they've been waiting for this to happen. 1305 01:24:39,749 --> 01:24:41,374 Apparently, they've got some sort of 1306 01:24:41,457 --> 01:24:43,082 contingency plan to deal with it. 1307 01:24:43,166 --> 01:24:44,582 Well, that's great! 1308 01:24:44,666 --> 01:24:45,999 What is this plan? 1309 01:24:47,874 --> 01:24:52,666 Sgt. Jefferson, 42nd Special Mobile Artillery. Yes, sir. 1310 01:24:52,749 --> 01:24:54,457 Good morning to you, too, sir. 1311 01:24:55,916 --> 01:24:57,791 Yes, sir. All right, sir. 1312 01:24:57,874 --> 01:25:00,374 Whatever you say, sir. The code numbers please, sir. 1313 01:25:00,457 --> 01:25:03,082 Archimedes. Hotdog. Rhubarb. 1314 01:25:03,166 --> 01:25:06,166 Niner. Zero. Niner. Gotcha, sir. 1315 01:25:07,249 --> 01:25:09,707 Bearing. Mark 2-2-0. 1316 01:25:09,791 --> 01:25:12,207 Bearing, 2-2-0. 1317 01:25:14,332 --> 01:25:17,624 Range. Mark 134 miles. 1318 01:25:17,707 --> 01:25:20,332 Range, 1-3-4 miles. 1319 01:25:35,791 --> 01:25:37,457 Hey, listen. 1320 01:25:38,999 --> 01:25:40,457 You hear anything? 1321 01:25:41,541 --> 01:25:44,166 Tina-a-a-a. 1322 01:26:02,832 --> 01:26:04,957 Spectacular result, sir. 1323 01:26:05,041 --> 01:26:06,874 Very close to optimal placement. 1324 01:26:08,291 --> 01:26:10,832 Well, sir, only 20 square blocks destroyed. 1325 01:26:10,916 --> 01:26:12,832 Less than 4,000 dead, General. 1326 01:26:12,916 --> 01:26:15,082 I wouldn't worry about the fires, General. 1327 01:26:15,166 --> 01:26:17,291 The rain is taking care of that right now. 1328 01:26:18,332 --> 01:26:20,374 Well, there have been complaints about burning skin, 1329 01:26:20,457 --> 01:26:22,041 but I shouldn't worry. 1330 01:26:22,124 --> 01:26:24,041 Minor irritation, General. 1331 01:26:24,124 --> 01:26:26,082 The rain will wash everything away. 1332 01:26:26,166 --> 01:26:29,666 That's correct, sir. All should be back to normal by morning. 1333 01:26:29,749 --> 01:26:31,249 Yes, sir, I understand the President 1334 01:26:31,332 --> 01:26:33,124 will visit Louisville tomorrow. 1335 01:26:33,207 --> 01:26:35,416 No, no, we wouldn't want that to happen, sir. 1336 01:26:36,374 --> 01:26:38,832 No, sir, this hasn't been very pleasant for anyone. 1337 01:26:40,374 --> 01:26:42,749 Thank you, sir. Goodnight, sir. 1338 01:26:52,124 --> 01:26:54,749 ♪ Do you wanna party ♪ 1339 01:26:56,166 --> 01:26:57,707 ♪ It's party time ♪ 1340 01:26:57,832 --> 01:26:59,832 More brains! 1341 01:27:00,124 --> 01:27:03,082 -What are we gonna do? -We're gonna kill it! 1342 01:27:05,791 --> 01:27:06,957 It's all over everything. 1343 01:27:07,041 --> 01:27:08,707 Stupid asshole! 1344 01:27:08,791 --> 01:27:10,374 Watch your tongue, if you like this job. 1345 01:27:10,457 --> 01:27:11,541 Like this job? 1346 01:27:13,124 --> 01:27:15,374 Burt? Frank. 1347 01:27:15,457 --> 01:27:17,124 We have a little problem. 1348 01:27:19,207 --> 01:27:20,582 Ahh! 1349 01:27:20,666 --> 01:27:22,832 Do you ever fantasize 1350 01:27:23,916 --> 01:27:25,624 about being killed? 1351 01:27:26,832 --> 01:27:27,916 Yeah! 1352 01:27:27,999 --> 01:27:29,207 The brain! The brain! 1353 01:27:29,291 --> 01:27:31,124 I hit the fucking brain. 1354 01:27:31,207 --> 01:27:32,582 How do you kill something that's already dead? 1355 01:27:32,666 --> 01:27:35,416 Well, how do I know, Fred? I don't know, let me think. 1356 01:27:35,499 --> 01:27:36,791 It's not a bad question, Burt. 1357 01:27:36,874 --> 01:27:38,332 What do you think this is about? 1358 01:27:38,416 --> 01:27:41,499 You think this is a fuckin' costume? This is a way of life! 1359 01:27:41,582 --> 01:27:43,082 Man, there's 100 of those fuckers. 1360 01:27:43,166 --> 01:27:44,791 100? 1361 01:27:44,874 --> 01:27:46,832 Brains! 1362 01:27:48,832 --> 01:27:50,624 Send more cops. 1363 01:27:50,707 --> 01:27:51,791 Goddamn! 1364 01:27:51,874 --> 01:27:54,582 I-I-I think things are getting out of hand. 1365 01:27:55,291 --> 01:27:56,291 Oh! 1366 01:27:56,374 --> 01:27:58,499 Get it off! Get it off! 1367 01:27:58,582 --> 01:28:00,957 Get it off! Get it off! 1368 01:28:01,041 --> 01:28:02,332 It worked in the movie. 1369 01:28:02,416 --> 01:28:03,666 Well, it ain't working now. 1370 01:28:03,749 --> 01:28:05,457 You mean the movie lied? 1371 01:28:05,541 --> 01:28:07,541 It's not a bad question, Burt. 1372 01:28:07,624 --> 01:28:09,124 It's not a bad question, Burt. 1373 01:28:09,207 --> 01:28:10,874 It's not a bad question, Burt. 1374 01:28:10,957 --> 01:28:12,666 It's not a bad question, Burt. 1375 01:28:14,041 --> 01:28:16,082 ♪ Tonight ♪ 1376 01:28:16,166 --> 01:28:19,749 ♪ We'll make love till we die ♪ 1377 01:28:33,082 --> 01:28:37,791 ♪ Ooh, baby, your ♪ ♪ asphalt eater hung ten ♪ 1378 01:28:37,874 --> 01:28:41,249 ♪ The hoedads and gremmies ♪ ♪ say you reached top end ♪ 1379 01:28:41,332 --> 01:28:44,791 ♪ So do the dead, through the lights ♪ 1380 01:28:44,874 --> 01:28:48,499 ♪ The surf in' dead, ooh, make it tight ♪ 1381 01:28:48,582 --> 01:28:52,082 ♪ The livin' dead, now, ♪ ♪ baby, lose their heads ♪ 1382 01:28:52,166 --> 01:28:54,416 ♪ Now, baby, doin' the dead ♪ 1383 01:29:05,999 --> 01:29:11,374 ♪ You square brain's out ♪ ♪ there, better beware ♪ 1384 01:29:11,457 --> 01:29:15,499 ♪ Oh, this phantom driver ♪ ♪ down in the ground ♪ 1385 01:29:15,582 --> 01:29:19,707 ♪ You better plant 'em right ♪ ♪ or they'll come around ♪ 1386 01:29:19,791 --> 01:29:22,999 ♪ Move out, baby, move that mound ♪ 1387 01:29:23,082 --> 01:29:26,666 ♪ Or they'll dig it up ♪ ♪ and they'll shut you down ♪ 1388 01:29:26,749 --> 01:29:32,291 ♪ So c'mon, aw c'mon, aw c'mon ♪ 1389 01:29:32,374 --> 01:29:35,582 ♪ Aw c'mon, aw c'mon ♪ 1390 01:29:35,666 --> 01:29:39,207 ♪ Aw c'mon, aw c'mon ♪ ♪ aw c'mon, aw c'mon ♪ 1391 01:29:39,291 --> 01:29:43,082 ♪ Aw c'mon, aw c'mon ♪ ♪ aw c'mon, aw c'mon ♪ 1392 01:29:43,166 --> 01:29:46,874 ♪ Aw c'mon, aw c'mon ♪ ♪ aw c'mon, aw c'mon ♪ 1393 01:29:46,957 --> 01:29:50,499 ♪ Aw c'mon, aw c'mon ♪ ♪ aw c'mon, aw c'mon ♪ 1394 01:29:50,582 --> 01:29:53,374 ♪ Now, life is short and ♪ ♪ it's filled with stuff ♪ 1395 01:29:53,457 --> 01:29:57,124 ♪ So let me know, baby, ♪ ♪ when you've had enough ♪ 1396 01:29:57,207 --> 01:30:00,207 ♪ Oh, do the dead, turn blue ♪ 1397 01:30:00,291 --> 01:30:04,624 ♪ Yeah, the surf in' ♪ ♪ dead, as dead as you ♪ 1398 01:30:04,707 --> 01:30:08,832 ♪ There's nothing on the ♪ ♪ radio when you're dead ♪ 1399 01:30:08,916 --> 01:30:10,999 ♪ There's nothing at the movie show ♪ 1400 01:30:11,082 --> 01:30:12,832 ♪ When you're dead ♪ 1401 01:30:12,916 --> 01:30:14,707 ♪ There's nowhere left for you to go ♪ 1402 01:30:14,791 --> 01:30:16,207 ♪ When you're dead ♪ 1403 01:30:16,291 --> 01:30:19,124 ♪ Do the dead, yeah, do the dead ♪ 1404 01:30:19,207 --> 01:30:22,582 ♪ Do the dead ♪ 100939