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TRAFFIC CONTROL: 41 Heavy,
this is LAX tower.
Do you read me?

This is 41 Heavy,
go ahead LAX tower.

41 Heavy, commence descent
and await further
landing instructions.

Roger, traffic control.

Philo,
I'm having a party tonight.

You have a party
\h\hevery night, George.

Yeah, but this is different.
Tonight, some people
are actually gonna show up.

Really? Why is that?

Why is that?

Well, I'll tell you why.

I... I sort of promised
everyone that you'd be there.

George!

TRFIC CONTROL: 41 Heavy,
this is LAX tower.

41 Heavy Later.

you're cleared for landing
on runway Aplha-Zulu-one
at zero-niner-four.

Roger, traffic control.
Aplha-Zulu-one
at zero-niner-four.

(MHANICAL WHIRRING)

Ladies and gentlemen,
I hope you had a pleasant
flight on Blue Sky Airlines

and enjoy your stay
in Los Angeles.

What a beautiful sight.

It sure is.

Are you of yound?
t downorge!

Wellu don'unders.
have to me to party.

I don't think you're
fully are of the
gravity of the situation.

All right, I'll go.
Just sit down!

Or I'll lieown.
You want me to go lie down?

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hGeorge!
Sorry.

\h\h\h\hBut you will come?
Yes!

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hGeorge!
CKLIN(GRUS) My ntacts!

(GROS)at pull up.

HaPull up! Pl up!eft!

(SEAMING, shit

MALE V: me of ct,
1 PM.

Population,
classification code: 4.
Maximum density.

Congratulations.

You assholes just wiped out
half of Los Angeles.

(POP MUSIC PLAYING)

Hey, come on i We' rol.

George! GeorgW's Phle.

'm godown
et himht now.

If you're not back in
five minutes with Philo,
we're lving.

What? Girl'm hurt.

I'm genuinely hurt.

Has George Bunkle
ever lied to you?

BOTH: What about
the Michael Jackson party?

Hey, he was very insulted
that you didn't believe
it was him that night.

BOTH: Five minutes, Bunkle.

\h\h\h\h\h\hWhat else would you expect
Talkutfrom anyone who lives
yoorinin this building?

(FARTING LOUDLY)

(ALL COUGHING)

(COUGHING)

Ma gotta off
\hpork d rice

ROANIN Ph

Philo?

Yo, Philo.

Hello?

Philo?

Philo?

Where the hell are you?

(GASPS)

What are you trying to do,
put me in an early grave?

I'm okay.

(GROWLING)

You id
(STRAINING) It's not my fault
you wear glasses.olee!

(PANTS) No.

It's my fault.

(BONESCKING)

\h\h\h\h\hEvybody has
me ontheir limitations.
t a gShit, even me.

t's calml examthe siion.

No what have we got?

We got two bright, enterprisin
young men like ourselves?

You kidding?
There's a million
things we can do.

\h\hright, right. I'dmit ts o
Give me a break, George.
Ita ifle dark right now.

But, o what?

Besides, you know me.
Don't I always
come up somethi?

All my le

all I ever wanted
to do was fly.

(SCREAMING)

(PHILO CRASHING)

ilo?

Oh, there you are.

Philo! I've got it.

it tilu hears ideaThis i.

Whatpened ?

If I ever see you again,
\hGeorge, it's gonna be too soon.

No, no,
u're gon love this.
You ready?

ardessool.

You're totally
certifble, George,

and I'm gonna
sign the papers!

at a gredea.

Think of it, Philo.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h(EXCLAIMS)
Breakfast aris.

nner ime.

\ht to mon (EXCLAIMS)
\h\h\hthe inible w
Brewere goneet.

D CHEW

Mr. Pellino.
\h\h\h\h\hCall me Snake.

Mr. Snake.

You seem to have
some influence
over our daughter.

Beer!

I wonder if I could
interest you in
a little pposition.

(BLONG NOSE UDLY)

SNAKE: Big chunks.

WJe?er.

Sir.

Holy shit!

What a bike!

Thank you, sir.

Wow.

What gives?

If you'll excuse us
for a minute, dear?

Why?

Beat it!

So, what's the deal?

Well, I was just wondering
if you might be...

(BOTH LAUGHING)

Thenicked
righin thee! at giv

Oh, Mr. Snake and I decided

it would be in
your best interests
if you went back to school.

You're a pisser, Dad.

(OSTRAL C PLAYGHING)

Shit.

(PEOPLE MURMURING)

(GASPS) Whoa!

(AUDIENCE GASPS)

Ow.

(BELL DINGING)

Now, remember,
if I catch either
one of youse two

biting or scratching,
I'm gonna toss youse out.

How would you like me to
pull your little wee wee off?

Wait for the bel

You'reead meat.

\h\h\h\hMAN: You're a scumbag,
\h\h\h\hgo die!
Get away, wimp!

l righou,
\h\h\hwant yname!

EOPLE TING)

I' get you, asshole.

Whe is he?

's of pu
\hMahe co't
\hsh theurnstile

Oh, there he is. I thinhe'nna t

Wandanda!

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hMen n't may
Oh, theWhen are women wrestlers.

CuddleYles.seeferent.

ddles?

(GUFFAWING)

\h\h(BELL DINGS)
(CROWD CHEERING)

(YELLS)

\h\h(BELL DINGS)
LL CHEERING)ING)

MAN: Ger, Waa!

Kill! her n Wanda!

CREAMI

LING)

CHEER

(CACG HYSTALLY)

CROWD: Wda!
\h\h\h\hnda! W! Wanda!

Wand Wanda! Wanda! Wanda!

I wonder if they
have communaowers.

n't
abouis, Ge.a! Wanda! Wanda!

Phil don'believu.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hSiwe gotown
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hof flischool

you'lown band fo
\h\h\h\h\hto Diegotimes.

So?
\h\h\h\h\hdon'ow
\h\h\h\h\hody in Diego

I can't help
\h\h\h\h\hI k bett whe'm fl.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\ht.

GE: Sogo
tow scho

\h\h\hWe graduat
\h\h\ha joth
yotle het out.en can

ybe y'll ghis session out of .
You, for ile th
I tht that George

st wanto goto steschool jusso
\h\h\hcould women

Pleagive mme cre
T's a le more lifethan w.

littl

(BOTH LAUGHING)

There it is.
That's the Philo
I know and love.

You idt!

So, what's the verdict?

Why don't you
go park this boat

and I'll get us
a room with a view.

Now you're talking, dude.

All right.

'm nojinx, I'm not a jinx,
\h\h\hI'm not a jinx.king, dude.

Yeah, and I'm not in this
for my health, lady.

That's $14.75
with the toll.

thanksort.hange.

I'll get your ggage. What tha?

gotta ch
\hnleade

You weuppose
get the otside.

Well, you should have
posted a sign.

It was on the door!

\h\h\hdon'you thk
. I can do it self?)

Hey, no problem.

(GS)

(GRUNTS)

I'm sorry.

(GROANS IN DISCOMFORT)

(IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE)
Go morni
\h\h\hMog.

certaiam gla yourher't v

to see what you've
turned his school into.

What Ie turnthe oldger'schoolo

a proble inution.

Oh, yes,
by lowering the standards

so that anybody could get in.

s, Har, All ri sugar H.
stewardess sool?

Is that the best
you could do for me?

Hey, sugar,
I'm your probation officer,

noploymegent.

Lien, suga this a real
opportunity for u to change
yourhole le around.

Yeahyeah, sure, Harry.

I'm agog with anticipation.

(SIGHS) So how long
am I in for anyw?

You are enrolled
for four weeks.

Then you can get a job
on an airline.

Gee.

I've never done it
on an airplane before.

Now, look, I'm warning you,

if they catch you
turning one more trick,

they gonna put
your behind away
for a long, long time.

Yeah, yeah.

Well, so long, Harry.

Don't take any wooden pickles.

(CHUCKLING)

Hi. Am I the only boy?

Let'e.

(CHECK IN LA SCRndy Adams.

Room 12, second floor.

OMAN SMING)

I'm gonna miss you.

(BURPS LOUDLY)

(SEAMING)

I'm ie Pol

. Joleinters.

And is myher,
\h\h\h\h\h\hd my gmother

Hello!
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hHello!

Hello. It's nice to meet you.

This is a big day
for the Polk family.

Oh, really?

Three generations tews.

(LAUGHS UNCOMFORTABLY)
No kidding.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h♪ We'll wine you
'll fou to skies ♪ you

(GIGGLES)

Well, good afternoon.

My name is Ms. Grummet,

and I will be supervising
all of your activities

while you are here with us.

I expetrictcompli with rules.Buo
\h\h\h\h\h\he ruled list

I would like to
take this opportunity

to introduce our chancellor,
Mr. Weidermeyer.

He will giving a brief,
ten minute welcoming address.

Mr. Weidermeyer?

(APPLAUSE)

Good afternoon.

You certainly are
a fine looking group.

Welcome to
the Weidermeyer Academy.

This academy was sired by...

Founded by my father
in 1949

and we have a long
and impressive

listgraduate

As you can see from
the people seated behind me,

we offer the finest
in flight instruction training.

And you can be assured...

\hwill ne
nipp and de...VOUSLY)

(ALL CHUCKLING)

Nickle and dime you
on your education.

Your instructors
are firm but fair.

ou getittlebehindyour wk,

theyon' hard ou.

(WEIDERMEYER CLEARS THROAT)

theyo(SPEAKS GIBBERISH)

Well, I guess that's about it
from old Roger Weidermeyer

So, once again,

weome.

Ms. Grummet.

(APPLAUSE)

I'll just stand here
till you're finished.

That's disgusting.

Now, if you'll all
pay attention tothe foowing ru

I'm sure we'llll
get along just fine.

Mmm. Just like Mom ner mad

$3.50.

That's very reasonable
considering your
gourmet selection.

Thank you.

Roommate, shall we?
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hYes.

. Hi.

Oh!
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hRoommate, shall we?
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hYes.

, God.
\h\h\h\h\h\hOw!

Oh, God.

you su Please. Please sit.

I live for danger.

Okay.

Uh, Kelly Johnson,
resident klutz.

ilo Henderson,
unfuilled dreamer.

Ugh.
\h\h\h\h\h\hSo, what was
\h\h\h\h\h\hthe final headcount?

Forty six.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hExcellent.

That makes nine more
students than last time.

Yes, and I can tell you
just which nine they are.

Relax, Ms. Grummet.

You will be able
to start weeding them
out soon enough.

(CHUCKLES)

(ALARM RINGING)

Oh!

Geor
Ge, wake
T's a .

George!

NORING)

ilo, yotta dmethin abouat ala.

Get up, George.
There's a fire.
\h\h\h\h\h\hWhat?

re!

Get up, George.
Ther! Firef(ALAINGIN)
\h\h\h\h\h\hWhat?

((ALARMTOPS)RING)

\hmorni
my ltle chns.

Welcome to stewardess school.

Now, to begin with,

I would like to make
one thing perfectly clear.

To be a stewardess
means toe on cl
24rs a d

\hThat means you must be
\hin top physical condition
anight alert.,

\h\h\h\h\h\hTo be a stewardess
cause ou mistoone to duu will..
\h\h\h\h\h\h24rs a d

Dismd!
\h\hNorab yoweats

and report to the compound
in five minutes.

Five minutes!

Let's move it,
move it, move it

Move it, Bunkle.

(BLOWS WHISTLE)

Alght. Wll stathis mng andry mor

with atle fiile
ort Va Hill.

Duis, Winters reportto the doc'e
Alght. Wll stathis mng andry mor
for physical.

The rest of you move out.

(BLOWS WHISTLE)

Good luck, chubby.

Thanks
\h\h\hMot, mov, move

ARS TH) Hi.'ree for physic

SuDubois
and Joleaninters

Have a seat.

m on at,
I' lost t poun

I'm sure the doctor will
take that into consideration.

I think you look terrific.

You do?
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hYeah, sure.

(PHONE BUZZES)

Wham I kidding?
He's gonna flunk me.

You mef you d't
\hss this ysical they
\hcould kick you out of here?

That's right.
I'll be history.

Yeah. You can
go in now, Ms. Dubois.

Good luck.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hThanks.

With you in a moment.

Do you want me
to take my clothes o?

Well, I don't think that

would be bad i

Gosh, hope you don't
have cold hands.

Come on, let's move it,
move it, move it!

Only two more miles
to the top!

at is a plea woman
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h(DOOR OPENS)

You can go in now, Winters.

Doctor?

(MUMBLES) Sit.

(SIG

(EXHALES)

(PUMPING SOUND)

Holy shit!

Doctorackie?

What aut me?

Yo

My physical?

\h\h\hYou passed!
I passed?

Go.

I passed!

Bitch.

The are, uh,
really thick glasses.

On a clear day
I can see Moscow.

Oh, God,
\h\h\h\hit mWell, I've developed
\h\h\h\har w acute sense of touch.

(KNOCK

Philo! Wait.

(ALLLING)

\h\h\h\h\h\h's toy blin withhis g.
It's o's Keit's okay.

Hi.Hi, con.

Right this way.
Here you go.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hYou okay?
Great. Thanks.

(GASPS)

(SCATTING)

Communal showers.

That's amazing.
How would I know that?

Hey, girls,
at'shaking?

SCREA)

What?

What?

What?

(EXCLA

And stay out!

To fly,

to soar with the eagles. Tp

this magficenthine

high above the earth.

inal conbe

the liv and dtinies

of hundreds of people.

God forgive me,
I do love it so.

Now, where was I?

ALL: To y,
to soar with the eagles.

To fly...

Whoever nts pi
\hcos to Larry's room.

Wante?

No thanks, I'm on a diet.
I just came to sniff.

\hOh, ge canays
ll a gwine be
\ht of a, I swto God Peppi.

OkayOkay, evybody,
a toas

To a bright new future
\h\h\h\hin t airlineustry!

What's the matter?

Everybody's future doesn't
look as bright as yours.
You're not a klutz.

Yeah, Anu alwayseemlim
and ato know to do.

You actually seem
to like this bullshit.

I know you all think
that I'm pretty and pert,

and kind of terrific.

t you kn,
sometis whenple
e getting to know,

for some strange reason
they wanna choke me.

(GIGGLING)

Come on, it's not
as bad as all that.

It's always darkest
before the dawn.

When the going gets tough
the tough get going.

Yeah, when in doubt
whip it out.

ILO: Ge.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hre of ch.

(SRTING)

Now, behind this curtain

we have assembled a group
of professional passengers.

That is passengers
who wi test your skill
at dealing with

common but difficult
situations.

Oh, yes, uh,

I will be servin
and grg your
nduct rdingl

The key gonext te vk
\hNo, no, no, no, no.

I am srvous.just know
I'm gonna scup.

Hey, rax.

After
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hwhre they nna do bite

t toweadam?

(GROWLING)

t toweadam?
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hNow, Poofy, don't you
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hbe a naughtyirl.

I'm sorry, madam,
but you'll have to put
your Poofy in the box.

Aw.

Perhaps you'd do it for me.

(SNARLING)

What are you, high, lady?

Please?

Pes late after she's had her.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h(BARKING)

Pillow, Poofy?

(SNARLING)

Maybe no Later

(BARKING)

And what can I get
our little man for dessert?

A hot fudge sundae.

Ooh. That sounds delish.

Would you like
whipped cream on top?

Yup.

And sprinkles?
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hYup.

And a cherry on top?

Yup.

d how would you
like your nuts crushed?

How would you like
Uh(EXCLAs shot off?

Somethinto dri?

I know you.

You're Bubba Brock,
fullback for the Broncos.

I got cut.

Oh, I'm sorry. Injury?

No. Bad atti, ass brth.

Ex me, y man.

Yes, madam. yhelp.

My seatbelt is stuck.

Oh.

If 'd cao
stup a minute..

I didn't pay to stand .

Oh, Miss.
\h\h\h\h\h\hs, sir?)Oh.it down

I'd like a scotch
and water, please.

I have to begin in
the rear of the aircraft

but I'll be right back
to serve your drink.

ink I it.GASPS)

(G) Excue, sir

The captain does have
the no smoking lht on.

Well, I'll just run back
and turn that little light off.

Ladies and gentlemen

the can has inrmed m
that we're ready to land

Plse put youtrays up

and your sea in
the upright position.ank yo.

And I hope you'
all been welserviced.

Heou!
Tray up, seat back,

\h\hAnd I hope you'
loose cigar.lserviced.

Yes, 'am.
\h\h\h\hss...

Polanski.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hPonski, yes.

Hi. I thk yourelivery
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hneeds a little work.

Try not to be so firm.

With the passengers,
not so direct.

Not so firm
and not so direct.

Right.

Yoo-
Wake up, wake up.

(GASPS)

ROANIN
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hMuch bette

(ROCK 'N' ROLL MUSIC PLAYING)

Geor
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hWh

Do mfavor.

eep one fireape tonit.

It's the old
multle colognerick.

Keeps 'em off their guard.

He's kinda cute.
I think he's gonna
ask me out.

You wanna ay
hi the salami?

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hI s a blob' out of the.
Gross.

WANDA: What do we do now?

ow.
w abougame oivia?

I hatevia.
out ofe. Me, .

What'the prm?

\h\h\hWell, there's a party
we all wanna go to

but we've got
no way to get there.

Hobad do you wanna go?

On a scale of one to ten?

Prettyad.

(SCREAMING)

Yahoo!

(ALL WHOOPING)

Oh, look who's here.

Yes, yes. Kent Arnd.

'd liou to
\h\h\hmynce, An HanoThe Hars of nw?

South Port.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hp draw, DF.

Much. (CHUCKLES)

(MOTORCYCLES REVVING)

What iazes
\h\h\h\hgoinghere?

nt, checthat, you? Pimmie?

Kent

Let me introduce everybody.

This is Jolean,
Wanda, Cindy,

and these are our
chaperones for the evening.

Snake, Scuzzball,
River Rat, and Bones.

Pimmie, I'm sorry,
but they can't come in.

Ci

Cindy s?

Hello, Kent.

Breatht?

Quaade.

\h\h\h\h\hbut mysin
You naur is littletrange.

(CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING)

(MUSIC STOPS)

(POP MUSIC PLAYING)

All ri

Kentat is meanin of tneandel i?

All ri
I's CiAdams.r fathers chai of
board ofhe stoxchange.

Mmm.

Excuse me, muffin,
I'll be right back.

ss A.t?

I'm Duarnswo

Buzzff, needle dick.

, muff

All ri

What is this shit?

Fruinch.

Tastike par piss

All t.
\h\h\hEverody drk up.

I said drink party!

(ALLCREAMING

How did you find this place?

Oh, one of the local
kids told me about it.

It's spectacular.

Look.

It's been a long time
It's been a long boy ine front .
sinckissed a boy, period.

I think it's my sworn duty

to make up

r all the lost kisses.

Oh, ilo.

No, no, no, no.
The hook's in front.

(KELLY MOANING)

Oh, Philo.

Sorry about that.
It's hormonal.

I guess it's in my jeans.

I'll say it is.

Wanna dance, mama?YING)

Fineis oug to bterest

Would anyone care
for a chse snack?

You're reaod, ba

I kn

Ohat'me set muffieh, Sn

(GING)

!

(JAZZ C PLAY
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h(MED GROG)

What?

Uh, nothing.

\h\hNomorrow, we' be deg with
volumewo in mylogy,

\h\h\h\h\h101 More Ways to Make
\h\h\hr all, 't feelgers Feel
tter wyou feafe?lly Safe.

I know I do.

(CHUCKLES)

Class!

This morning I'm going
to give you a little lesson

on how to deal
with terrorists.

Of course,

one of the main weapons

in dng witese
\h\h\h\harthy s

is sure!
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h(SCRNG)

(GING)

I took a course.

What you're about
to go through

is a simulated ditch drill.

You will be given
actly ree minu

downhe chu and the lraft
\h\h\hto get the passengers
safetf the plane,

Wake up, Harpo.

Time is of the essence here.

\h\hIf youon've tho people offe
exactlyhree mes,

well, you've all
flunked the exercise.

PIMMIE: Ladies and gentlemen,

in any you nle.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h(ALL CLAMORING
Just move to the back of
plane quiKeep it going.u.

Come on.

(WHOOPING)

(BOTH LAUGHING)

By

se, well hav
exitediately

is is emergency.

Darling, wdid not pay
for first class tickets

is is emergency.
\hslide down
a moldchute into a raft.

I can't go
without my rubber ducky.

LL LAUING)

Follow me!

w! Row

I lohis.
t of gstuff.

Row!

(PASSENGERS HING)

nety sds lef

t, then't e.

You'ot goio make it.

What's the problem?

Beat mhip memake mite bad ecks,

but please join us
for a glass of bubbly.

(ALL LAUGHING)

Go on,
I'll take care of this.

Ok,
I'm gonna check the galley,
I' be rit behind you.G)

Check.

(SCREAMS)

(SCREAMS)

(SCREAMS)

(SCREAMS)

LL CHEERING)

PHILO:did it
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h(A CHEERG)

it a me.
W's Jole?

ALL: Jean?

Geronimo!

, if t's noing ellthI'ke to .

(PHONE BUZZING)

Yes.
CRETAR Sir.

Mr. Stromboli would like
to know if you'd be
much longer.

He has a plane to catch.

Ask Mr. Stromboli
to come in, please.

Roger, how are you?

Last time I saw youy, y.

ve grown

Won't you sit down?
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hThank you very much.

Well, wh can Ifor yo

The thing is that now
I have this government
inspection coming around

and if I don't get
high grades in all areas
of passenger service

they're gonna pull the rug
from under me, Roger.

I'll be out of business.

Do I take it that
you would like me
to provide you

with a top flight crew
from our graduating class?

Exactly, Roger. Yes!

If I can pass the inspection,

then I can add another fght
at the end of the year,

and this way I can
give the competition
a run for their money.

Shall we say
500 bucks a head?

500? That's blackmail!

It wice
eing ygain, Carl.

Now, if you'll excuse me
I'm really awfully busy.

Roger, I can give you 250.
That is all I have.

350, aot a p less!

But, I'll throw in a pilot.

And so, it is with
great pleasure

that as of, um,

10:15 this morning,

you are all...

(PHONE BUZZING)

Grummet!

Yes. What?

's culousI stro proteNo way
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hGrummet!

Perhaps you'd like to
stop by my office

and discuss
an early retirement?

You wouldn't put
me on the beach,
would you?

Let me say once again

how very proud I am
of all of you.

This has been a record year
for student placements
in the airline indtry.

If you will check
the announcement board

This has been a record year
fohe maill latacements
inwe whave pde indtry.

the s of
\h\he variairlin

and of stude
\h\h\h\h\h\hth have invited

to cfly wihem.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hInclusio

I would just like to
leave you with one thought.

(MAN SNORING)
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hRemember,

en you go out there,

you are representing
the Weidermeyer Academy.

So whatever you do,

do it with dignity.

(BLOWS RASPBERRY)

Thank you.

Here we go.
Breakfast in Paris.

Dinnern Rome.Di.

l right, ude.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hre we go

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hTWA.
Stmboli Aies?

(CHUCKLING)

Well...

ROANS)

Weyou ge what paid
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hMm

Hey, come on.
I mean, it's not as bad
as it all seems.

Yeah, Philo's right.
Grummet made us all feel
like we were no good.

Well, she's wrong!

\h\h\h\h\h\h\hYeah, Philo's riYeah!
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hGrummet made us all feel
! like we were no good.

\h\hYeah, t noneyou
re terllI .l.

(WHISPERING) She's under.

That's amazing.

Could you make her
bark like a al while
I pretend to give her a fish?

George.
\h\h\hWhat?

Kelly Johnson.

Yes.

You are the most
greful pn on e.

I am?

\h\h\h\h\h\h\hYes.
Of course I .

You have the skill
\hof a ballerina,

the hands of a surgeon,

the dexterity of

a Japanese sushi chef.

Now, hen I sny finger

you will wake up
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hfeeling like the great
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hnew person you are.

This place looks a lot
like the Bates Motel.

\h\hI arl Stoli,
Wown thace.lcome.

The dr will ta care
\h\h\hof your luggage, so please
\h\h\hdo follow me. Thank you.

rry ab nice to you.
\hthghts b off, seu.

but I have to cut do
on expenses anywhere I can

to keep the airline going.

This way, please.

Oh, wow.

: Afteu.

Oh, look ais.

Hey.
n't d on conies,

sit down. Come on, make yo.

\h\hThanyou,
but it'my wifrah.eally nice.

e's thone withe goaste in the f.

, ladies and gentlemen,
ease

I want you to say hello
to my dear wife Sarah.

ALL: H Sarah.

Wow. Real food.

(CHUCKLES) Fst eat we' getw
\hotherer.

That's right.
Now, don't be shy.
Dig in, comen.

Come on, come on,
let's eat.

Oh, fu it.

Corn. . Thanu.

Anme pots.

\hyou cee whyis next ight
o impot for

Every nickle I have
is tied up in this plane.

And every nile
I n't have.

What am I worried?

've g the crew around.

ally?
When can we meet tm?
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hHuh?

George,
he's talking about us.

Well, one thing's
for sure Mr. Stromboli,

we'll make certain that
the FAA inspector is happy.

ah, th'Weer do.It coulde an.
but yosee,
'll never know who it is.

Somes theyn useprofesal pasr
\h\h\hIt could be a man,
frour sc.n.

I'm not worried. You know why?
Because you are the ones

who gruated in the first o.

tomorrow's run
will ba snap for you.

ALL: Tomorrow?

dies andentlemen,

and welcome to
Stromboli Airlines

Flight 106,
non stop to Atlanta.

We are now ready to board.

For those passengers
needing special assistance

you may now step forward
at this time, please.

Thank you.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hGo to your right.
(LAUGHING MANIACALLY) you.

Y: Eases it.There yogo.

Hi. Right this way.

This way, sir.
Let me help you. Ow!

ve a.., oh, oh.l.Hi.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hAllow me, sir.

Take your hands
ofme, you ol!

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JOLEAN:
\h\h\hssengers seated
\h\h\hin rows 17 t26,

Georwhat aou doi
Thers blSpecial obse
ing alerfrom acade

I know the way.

Terrific.

nd You married?

Oh, yeah. You?

No, no, no.

Captain Biff likes to
keep his runways clear.

\h\h\h\hMorning.
Morning.

Oh, morning.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hHi, doll.
Captain Biff?

You're our pilot?

That's right.
e you impressed?

Here we go, George.
Close her up.

You got it.

sten yseatbe
\h\h\hWhre youind?

What? Hmm?

Ladies and gentlemen,

please fasten your seatbelts
and put your chairs back
for take off.

Thank you.

Ladies and gentlemen,
this is the captain speaking.

Atlanta Traffic Control
informs me we'll be
having some

adverse weather condition
en route, so,

we'll be flying
at 35, 000 feet today

to avoid most
of the turbulence.
Thank you.

You must be used to
flying through storms,
huh, Captain?

Storms?

What's Grummet doinon boa
I ght we we
ugh with her.just great.

rding tohe man
as an server, come
and fi reporth the.

Wh. Terrific.

Shit.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hVeal and water.
Veal and w.

Thank you.

Here you are, sir,
your veal and water.

Thank you very much.

Could I have some
peanut, too, please?

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hYes.
Thank you very much.

May I put that
some place for you, sir?

\h\h\hIt's a present
Donfor my mother.

It's very fragile.

Oh, of course, sir.

I understand.

Ladies and gentlemen,

for the safety and convenience
of our unsighted passengers

we will ring
our cabin bell twice
when the seatbelt sign is on

for the safety and convenience
of od oncen it if.assengers

Thank you.

Where'my dri

(IN -PITCHOICE)
Comingight up, sir.

Well, be quick abo it.

Yes, sir.
What(YAWNS)u say.

Oh, could I take that
for you, sir?

\h\h\h\h\h\h. And glass Ther .
Thank you, (SIGHS)

IPS TAPE)

(LIGHTNING CRASHING)

(WIND WLING)

were gonit we're in
t of tnce.etty good storm. Yt

(CGHS)

Are youMytacts!

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(KNOCK
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hLet elp yo

(BEEPS)

(CLOCK TICKING)

(KNOCKING AT DOOR)

Sit right here.

You' no goo us
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hyou 't se (LIGHTNING )

Are all ri

(PANTING
Like this is all a dream.

You mean a nightmare.

(LAUGHNIACAL

(GASNG)
\h\h\h\h\h\hYou mean a nightmare.

Whatre you mosafraid o

Confinemt.

Closed spaces.

It'awful tit in he.
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\h\h\h\hIsn'CREAMS

\h\h\h\h\hI ne air!I needir!
Somethg's g with.

down!

Whs this guy's lem?
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EAMING

The pagers a gettreallyet.
Whre we a do? cannoend the rest
of the flight like thi

(PASER YEL

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(SCREAMS)

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ow jobtwo wo

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I didn't think it'd be
this rough way up here.

Is that normal?

Don't know. This i
my first flight, Capta.

Oh, yeah, right.

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Turn around real slo

Snappyt...
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\h\h\hwhere I see '.

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\h\h\h\h\hhang and pu
Okay. en Strom Airlihands.! I ww

I'taking mreport
to the ctain rig now.

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Okay. en StBlow it ouyour a!I ww

(GASPS) I ju thinkI'll a thato
\hto the ctain rig now.

(LIGHT CRASHES)
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h(SMS)
\h\h\h\hOILET HES) (SCREAMS)

(GET SCRNG)

O: Holl(SEAMING)ING)

GRUM Oh, Okay. ay.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h(SCREAMS)
(GASPS) No.

I di't do anything.
I was go.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h(SCREAMS)
(G this a hurt

is, 't itIs it?

(GAS HISSI)

REASESSSURE)

ALES DY)(INHAL DEEPLY)

I hope you guys
like ch(BEEPING) your sun..)

(WEAMS)OWLING)

Heresit do

What t.
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smell r.

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on theGoeter?

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He musve jum

Who d jump o
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at'azing.
knew yere
a say th.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hGeorge!
I'm gone Whatyou th

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Wait.

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\hsued to ? autop.

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\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hdon'ow.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hw about we star

at the back of the plane
and work our way up?

Good idea.

(BOMB TICKING)

\h\h\h\h\hWhat the hell's
Now, Mr. Bterswort?

I'll get to the bottom of this.

o's there?

Are you e pilo

Yeah.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hAru a pager?
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hs!

Are you e pilo
\h\h\h\h\hd I de to kn whats goin he!

(PPLE SCREING)Thanks.

MAhat ist thin

Portabicrowa

MAhat isat didsay?

\hn't ody kn anythi abou?
Yogot a bobby pin?

ah.

\h\h\hn't odySomedy quihi abou?
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Everybody else
secure the passengers
d moveward.

ChecRule 4

ALL:p smil

ChecRule 4
\h\h\h\h\h\hHo shit!

pe you're in od moo

(LIGHTNINGRASHING)

parentot.

(ALL CLAMORING)

(BOMCKING)

'm a le slo

orge!
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hrry, I'new to ts.

(LIGNG CRAG) (GEOSHUSHI

Now thoblem if I che wroire,
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hthingld
\h\h\h\h\h\hff in oufaces.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hPhilo!
airlis thi Strap him in!at td

Ok

(JULEAIMPERI

Here goes. I'll get it.

(JULN GRUNNG)

(SQULS) You it!

GHS) Is noth

(BEEPS

AST TICKG)

Yodidn'do it.

Pl?
\h\h\h\h\hI think it's time
\h\h\h\h\hforRuay! B.

Oh! Oh

(SCREAMING)

an! Are you all right?

It's raining out.

(BREATHING HEAVILY)

Oh, man,
I need a drink.

Can I get you something?

Oh, man,
Foet it. drink.

Captain,
pressure's back to normal.
Everyo's ay.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hw if I only
Oh, man, I land tbaby
Foet it. a dim.

\h\h\h\h\h\hCaptain,
\ha minpressure's back to normal.
He 't sether?s ay.

No!

'm taki over!
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h(ALLEAMING

No, Mrttersw!Listenwore ges.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hu wanny them

No, I this w
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hasatism ed
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hcular on.

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\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\ha min
\h\h\hT's itat', ut turnmu
N(AHEERIN t head! We'!

(ALL WING)

Now it's all up to
the FAA inspector
who was on board.

Will the bailiff
please call the final witness?

They're ready for you.

Do you promise to tell
the truth, the whole truth,
and nothing but the truth?

I do.

r, wouou ple
\h\hshwith uur impions

of whappened on Flight 1?

Frankly, it was
the best flight I ever had.

Case dismissed.

(ALL CHEERING)

ANING)

's amazg. I k
\hheas gonna say that.

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Don't try to stop me tonight

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