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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen, the
Silver Dust Lounge and Casino requests
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you refrain using flash photography
and asks for your complete silence
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during this perilous stunt.
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(MUSIC PLAYING)
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ANNOUNCER: Will he survive,
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or will he be electrocuted
by this tank full of eels
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as his lungs fill with water
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and he gasps his final
desparate breath?
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Whatever the case, it'll take...
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A miracle!
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(CLAPPING)
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BATMAN: Impressive.
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Can we talk?
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For a fan? Any...
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Oh, great.
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A Batman-themed magician,
just what this town needed.
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I am Batman.
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I know. I get it. You realize
you'll be competing with
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the Shazam-themed magician at
the Desert Empress, right?
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You're coming with me.
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To Apokolips.
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I'm sorry, sometimes this
mask impedes my hearing,
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but I guess you know that.
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You said Albuquerque?
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Apokolips.
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No! No, no no!
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You do not want to
go to Apokolips,
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believe me.
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It's my hometown planet
I left for a reason.
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I don't have time to argue.
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Good, me either.
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I have to be across town to open
for that hack Zatanna. Ugh.
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You still use a boomerang?
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(SCOFFS) Rookie.
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Ta-da!
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I'm a master of escape. You didn't think a
little rope was going to hold me, did you?
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You won't get away that easily.
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(THUMPING)
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You grabbed my cape?
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There's a cape code! What
about the cape code?
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(GROANS) I sense a lot
of hostility here.
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Have you thought of yoga?
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Correction, you had me.
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Sorry to leave in a hurry,
but I have a show to start!
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(BEEPING)
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And five minutes to spare.
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Batman thinks he can catch me.
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(GRUNTS)
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(GROANS)
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Huh, would you look at that?
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Sorry, Bats. No one can catch Mr.
Miracle!
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WOMAN: Oh, I don't
know about that.
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MR. MIRACLE: Granny?
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You're looking... well.
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For an evil, elderly person.
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I told Darkseid I
would handle it.
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You have.
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We'll take it from here.
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I don't think so.
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(GRUNTS)
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Now that's what I
call an entrance!
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(GROANS)
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(GROANS)
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(GRUNTS)
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And now for the escape.
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Follow me, Bats.
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You've been very, very bad.
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Granny's gonna need
to teach you both
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a lesson.
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MR. MIRACLE: Oh!
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Oh, the agony.
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Oh, oh! The pain!
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(MR. MIRACLE GRUNTS)
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(WHIP CRACKING)
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(GRUNTS)
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(GROANS)
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And that's what we call...
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Entertainment!
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(CHEERING)
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Wow, they loved me.
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Take that, Zatanna!
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You'll never escape us, Scottie.
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I beg to differ!
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(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
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Spread out. He has to be nearby.
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(YELPS)
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How did you know?
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I don't have to be the world's greatest
detective to know there was no way
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you were going to leave
a standing ovation.
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I know! They loved me!
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You should join me on
stage every night.
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Mr. Miracle and his pal, Batman.
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80-20 split?
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Fine! 70-30.
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But just because I like you.
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Listen, enough games.
Darkseid has a hostage
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and she's finished unless
I bring you to him.
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It's not even me they're after.
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What is it?
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The last part of the
Anti-Life Equation.
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The missing key to Darkseid's
Life-Void Machine.
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It's a brutal weapon of
insurmountable power,
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capable of stretching across galaxies and
vaporizing any and all sentient thought.
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Leaving only mindless shells
controlled by Darkseid himself.
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If Darkseid gets
his hands on this,
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the world as we know
it will just...
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Without it, I can't save Barda.
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That's who Darkseid has.
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Barda? As in Big Barda?
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Yes, do you know her?
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Know her? She's my girlfriend!
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BATMAN: Darkseid,
this is Batman.
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I have Mr. Miracle.
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Barda!
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Oh, so it's gonna be like that.
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My prodigal son returns.
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- Son?
- Adopted. Long story.
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Dad! It's great to see you!
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You look... good.
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Have you been working out?
Your chest feels...
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Stonier than usual.
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You could have ruled by my side.
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But instead you
chose to run away.
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Well, maybe if someone spent as much
time with me as he did with Kalibak,
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I would have stuck around.
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Enough prattling.
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Give me the piece of the
Anti-Life Equation you stole.
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Once I place it in the machine,
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the universe will bow before
the will of Darkseid.
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You mean this?
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Or this?
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My mother box!
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(SCREAMS)
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¡Adiós, padre!
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(LAUGHS)
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(GRUNTS)
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You could have boom tubed
us out of here instead.
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Please, where's the
razzle-dazzle in that?
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Besides, we have to
destroy that machine!
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(GROANS)
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(GROANS)
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(GROANS)
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(GROANS)
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(SCREAMING)
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(WHIP CRACKING)
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(GROANS)
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(PANTING)
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(GRUNTS)
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I have it! I have it!
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And Mr. Miracle saves
the day again.
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(GRUNTS)
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That's my boyfriend!
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(GRUNTING)
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Daddy's home.
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Miracle, a boom tube!
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But the Anti-Life Equation!
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Now!
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Should we go after them?
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We have what we wanted.
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As soon as Batman told me you
were in trouble, I came back.
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You've been gone a long time.
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Barda...
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You are the only trap I
could never escape from.
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Aw, Scott.
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I'm just sorry Darkseid got
the Anti-Life Equation.
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BATMAN: Did he?
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But, but how?
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You're not the only one who
knows a little sleight of hand.
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We'll keep it under guard
at the Watchtower.
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But if you have the Equation...
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What does Darkseid have?
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Finally, the last piece
of the Equation is mine.
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(YELLING) Scott!
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