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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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GUARD: We appreciate the
nightly check in, Flash.
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Yeah, just making sure
everyone's behaving themselves.
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It's dead silent around here.
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Hey, look!
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It's the fastest man alive!
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And his pal The Flash. (LAUGHS)
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Selfie.
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Joker!
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How?
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Lock down, now!
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No one gets in or out
until I find him.
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LEX: You don't have
to keep pointing
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that weapon at me, Karen.
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The warden says I do, Mr.
Luthor.
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Building a bomb of
ultimate destruction
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isn't the same as using a
bomb of ultimate destruction.
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You know, it's more
of a hobby really.
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Hands where I can see them, Mr.
Luthor.
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Hi, there. Glad to see you.
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- (BLOWS WHISTLE)
- (COUGHS)
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(THUDS)
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Lexi, baby funky boo!
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Joker.
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How random?
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Kiss me!
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No.
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(LAUGHS)
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Same old Lex!
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Come on, let's get going.
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Uh...
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Prison?
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Oh. Right.
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A Mother Box! Where did you...
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A little present from my
dear old friend, Desaad.
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What those new gods
will think of next?
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Stop!
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Sayonara, slowpoke!
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Uh...
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Your gadget seems a little off.
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It may not be one of the
big boom tube models
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but it gets a fellow
where he wants to go.
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When I heard you'd
been locked up
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for some trivial infraction...
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Creating the bomb of
ultimate destruction.
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Bingo!
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I decided I must break
you out and treat you
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to the best day ever!
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Why? We've only been tenuous
allies before, at best.
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What do you really want, Joker?
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Want?
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Me? What?
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No, no, no, I like you, Lex.
Honest.
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And sometimes I worry
you're not happy.
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And I worry you're completely
off your meds. Goodbye.
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Now, I've made a list
of fun things to do.
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First, the beach.
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Look, it's almost paradise.
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Oh, Lex, I wouldn't go there.
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Stay where you are. Luthor?
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Great Hera, Joker too?
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(GROANS)
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LEX: Paradise Island.
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Perfect spot for a
lunatic's luau.
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I'm obeying the rules, WW.
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No boy footsies on the island.
(CHUCKLES)
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Lex, I warned you.
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You're both under arrest.
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That's Princess Killjoy for you.
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We'll take our fun elsewhere.
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(COUGHS)
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(GRUNTS)
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Joker, where are we?
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Quick, what are the two sweetest
words in English language?
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Destroy Superman.
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Well yes, they are on the list.
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But actually, I was thinking...
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Log flume!
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(JOKER LAUGHS MANIACALLY)
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SUPERMAN: Yeah, it's
them, all right.
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The weird part is, they're
not doing anything wrong.
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They just seem to
be hanging out.
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First, Joker broke
Luthor out of prison.
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That's as wrong as it gets.
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Second, they're criminals,
they don't hang out.
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Well, we're hanging out.
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We're working.
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We could hang out sometime, we
talked about going bowling.
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To Batman's point,
Joker's antics are never
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as innocent as they seem.
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So, Joker wants something
and Luthor's got it.
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But what?
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Right now, we're as
clueless as Luthor.
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Though I'm pretty sure of
where they're headed next.
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(BEEPING)
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FLASH: North Pole?
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Oh, no.
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Now, that's just wrong.
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Looks like they were chased off.
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Thanks to my security system.
(WHISTLES)
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(PANTING)
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Good boy.
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Should we be worried about
what might be happening
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in the watch tower now?
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I left a precaution of my own.
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Well done.
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You guys and your dogs.
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It's kind of adorable.
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I've alerted the entire league.
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No matter where Luthor
and Joker appear.
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One of our operatives
will be close by.
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(GASPS)
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(JOKER CACKLING)
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Beep, beep!
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(TIRES SCREECHING)
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Hmm.
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Ah!
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Ugh!
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(SHATTERING)
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JOKER: Ooh! I love this place!
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Yes, you do.
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MAN: Welcome to Big Belly Burger.
May I take your order please?
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Give me two belly
busters, heavy all,
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tres belly tacos, mas
jalapenos por favor.
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Double belly cheese
fries and, Lex?
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Tea, hot.
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And your wacky meal
toys are, what again?
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It's a space rocket or
a sunshine unicorn.
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Ooh! I can't decide.
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I better take both.
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- JOKER: Whee!
- (SHOOTING)
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(JOKER CACKLING)
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It's hard to watch the sunrise
with all that racket.
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Playing Junior Birdman here.
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Maybe you know a
more private place?
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As a matter of fact...
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(BEEPS)
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I knew you had secret
hideouts here and there,
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but, Lexi... Ooh!
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This is where I meditate,
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focus my intellect and create
my most ingenious inventions.
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Like that big nasty bomb
Superman took from you?
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All Superman got
was a prototype.
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The finished bomb is here.
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- Safely hidden from...
- (MOTHER BOX WHIRRING)
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Oh! That's it.
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- Of course.
- Of course.
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I had to get you to
lead me to it, old tub.
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Now, if you'd be so kind.
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I wasn't lying, Lex,
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not completely.
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This really is the
best day ever.
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And by best day,
you mean last day.
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Well, Mother Box
says we have a 0.2%
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chance of survival.
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I like those odds.
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- You meant for the heroes to follow us...
-(BOMB BEEPING)
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As many as you could attract,
all converging here.
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Right about, now.
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(GLASS SHATTERING)
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Holiday is over, Joker.
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(GRUNTS)
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(CHUCKLES) Wrong
as always, Batsy.
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JOKER: It's just...
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(GRUNTING)
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(JOKER GRUNTS)
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Hurrah!
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Sorry!
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But this farewell shouldn't
ever need a magician.
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Or a trick shooter.
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(LASER SHOOTING)
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This really was none of my doing.
(CHUCKLES)
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Pleading innocence while
putting on your war suit?
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Not convincing, Lex.
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(SIGHS) Worth a shot.
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(GRUNTS)
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(GRUNTS)
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(BOTH GRUNT)
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(GRUNTS)
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Isn't this the perfect ending
to our perfect day, Lex?
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(GROANS)
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You, me and our
little super friends
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going up in one last big boom!
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(BEEPS)
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(GASPS)
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(GROANS)
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(GROANS)
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- Kryptonite?
- You keep the others busy.
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While I take out the
biggest threat.
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(EXCLAIMING) Now, it's a party.
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You convinced me.
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(GROANS)
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LEX: Not today.
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- Not this way.
- BATMAN: Not ever.
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Yeah, well, we'll see. Won't we?
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Finally, I return
to sweet sanity.
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JOKER: Lexi, baby, booby!
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It's like we never parted.
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What's this?
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Your new roommate, Luthor.
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Oh, why the long face?
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(MANIACAL LAUGHTER)
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(END THEME PLAYING)
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