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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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MAN: (SINGING)
Tell me, Doctor, whereare we going this time?
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Is this the '50s
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Or 1999?
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All I wanted to do
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Was play my guitar and sing
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So take me awayI don't mind
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But you better promise meI'll be back in time
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Gotta get back in time
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I'll be back in time
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Gotta get back in time
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DOC: Let's see...
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Electrical current...
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FEMALE VOICE:
Electrical current flowing.
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DOC: Optical input...
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FEMALE VOICE:
All optics functional.
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Focus for 3.27 meters,
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the distance preferred
by most leading
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television personalities.
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Greetings.
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Dr. Emmett L. Brown here.
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Creator of the auto-jog
mechanical running shorts,
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the deep thought
mind reading helmet,
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and perhaps my most
important invention,
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the Flux Capacitor.
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A device
which allows me
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to travel through time
the way most people
drive across town,
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and with
a lot less traffic.
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VERNE: Hey, Pop.
Watch this.
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DOC: Vernie! Watch out.
(CLATTERING)
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FEMALE VOICE:
One moment, please.
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We are experiencingtechnical difficulties.
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I mean it, Vernie,
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no more pogo sticks
in the laboratory!
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My son Vernie.
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Now, where were we?
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Ah, yes,
my experiment.
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Jules, the older
of my two offspring,
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has assisted me
in the assembly of this,
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a simple, yet fully
operational electro-magnet.
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In the interest
of accuracy,
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this is not the first
occasion on which
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Jules and I
have constructed
such a device.
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Let's see...
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Ah, yes!
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The year was 1864.
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WOMAN:
As the Union blockadetook effect,
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the south, which wasmostly agricultural,
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found itself to berunning dangerouslylow on supplies.
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Hit the dirt!
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Great Scott.
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(STUTTERING)
What happened?
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DOC: Why didn't I
realize this before?
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Uh, what, Doc? What?
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Always take
the aluminum foil
off your burrito
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before you put it
in the microwave.
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Which brings me
to the question,
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what's the biggest problem
with the new DeLorean?
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Fifteen on the highway,
12 in the city?
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DOC: False!
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If you park it
on the street,
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it's bound to get
ripped off.
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Well, sure, 'cause
it's a time machine.
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'Cause it's a DeLorean!
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These things are
collector's Items.
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However, watch this.
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(WHIRRING)
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Programed only
to open at the sound
of my voice
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or Einstein's bark.
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Whoa! Heavy!
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Heavy indeed.
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2,796 pounds
to be exact.
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After all,
there's a car in there.
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But I've thought of that.
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And it'll go
wherever you tell it to.
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(YELLING)
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Look what I've done
inside the car.
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The time circuits
are now audio activated.
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For random example,
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February 7th, 1895.
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Baltimore, Maryland!
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Babe Ruth's birthday.
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Greatest baseball player
who ever lived.
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Yeah, Doc. But look,
I really got to cram.
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Dean Strickland'll
throw me out of college
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if I flunk my
Civil War exam.
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Ah, the Civil War.
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A tragic moment
from America's past,
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the powers
of oppression and slavery
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versus the forces
of freedom.
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The south pitted
against the north,
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brother against brother.
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Thank goodness those days
are far behind us.
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JULES: You upstart
overgrown mass
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of immature parasitic
life-form.
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Give it here, you geek
with a bad haircut.
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I think I spoke
too soon.
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Give me that.
You said it was my turn.
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Unhand that
input device.
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My work is more
important than your
childish shenanigans!
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DOC: Jules, Verne!
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What in the name of
Sir Isaac H. Newton...
(SCREAMS)
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(THUDDING)
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Ouch-a ma-gouch-a.
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What is the problem
with you two?
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Dad, Jules said I could
use the computer,
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and now he won't let me.
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But, Father, I have
almost completed
my calculations
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and a delay would be
intolerable.
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I'm computing
the logarithmic
equivalents
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of the atomic weight
of certain isotopes
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found in
the lanthanide series
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of rare earth elements.
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Again?
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I'm trying to beat
my all-time score
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on The Legend of Bruno.
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Gadzooks, I'm baffled!
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On one hand,
Jules is on the eternal
search for knowledge.
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On the other hand,
Verne is developing
hand-eye coordination
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which will come in handy
in the world of the future.
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I'm telling you,
Einstein,
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it isn't easy
being a father.
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(BARKS)
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Brilliant!
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Boys, I think
you've been spending
too much time
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cooped up
in this play loft.
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Forget about
the computer!
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Enjoy the fresh air
of the great outdoors.
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Zowie! I can
gather more
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soil samples
for my collection.
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(EXCLAIMS)
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I've got to get
that door fixed.
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VERNE: Way to go, Dad.
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You're always
siding with Jules.
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Aww, Vernie!
That's not true.
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Is so!
Is not!
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Is so!
Is not!
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(MOTOR STARTING)
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Wait a second, son.
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The fly wheel needs
tightening... Now try it.
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(ENGINE WHIRRS)
Is so!
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Verne Newton Brown!
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Don't you fly
away from me
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while I'm talking to you!
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(GASPS)
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(SCREAMING)
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FEMALE VOICE:
Middle Tennessee.
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This Confederateregiment was wiped out
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just a day after thisphotograph was taken
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near Chattanooga,
Tennessee,
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February 11th, 1864.
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I'll just stay up here
till I run out of gas.
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That'll show him.
(ENGINE STALLS)
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Uh-oh.
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(SCREAMS)
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Babe, babe.
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Oh, babe. Babe.
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MARTY: Yeah.
(VERNE SCREAMING)
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(GRUNTS)
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Verne, come on!
I was right in the middle
of studying.
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Marty, Dad's always
siding with Jules.
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When he was two,
Jules used
the Etch-a-Sketch
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to draw a model ofthe DNA molecule,
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whatever that is,
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and he's been Dad's
favorite ever since.
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They both treat me
like a baby.
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Verne,
you're no baby,
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you're my main man,
a macho dude.
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You're one of the guys.
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Gee, thanks, Marty.
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Can I borrow
your hover board?
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Get out of town!
You're too little.
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Okay, forget it!
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Aw, Verne...
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I'm not too little
to drive the DeLorean.
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(DELOREAN STARTS)
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(TIRES SQUEAL)
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Perfect.
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Verne, Verne...
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Where in the troposphere
are you?
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(ENGINE THROTTLING)
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(SCREAMING)
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Great Scott!
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Verne!
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(RUSTLING)
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(BOTH YELLING)
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(SCREAMING)
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(SCREAMING)
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What is that
contraption?
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MAN: Must be some
Yankee trick!
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(SCREAMS)
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(VERNE SCREAMING)
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(CLAMORING)
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(WHIRRING)
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Didn't your mothers
tell you
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not to play with guns?
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Where is this devil wagon
you woke me up to see?
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Well, here's the driver,
General.
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But the wagon's gone!
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Biff Tannen!
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General Beauregard
Tannen to you,
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buttocks-brain.
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Don't you mean
"Butthead"?
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Hmm, I like that.
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However,
the question is,
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just who are you?
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A Yankee spy...
(GULPS)
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Or a new recruit?
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Is there
a third choice?
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(GUNS COCKING)
Sorry I asked.
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MARTY: Oh, Doc,
this is all my fault.
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I... I should have let
Verne ride my hover board.
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No, Martin,
I should have
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let him use the computer
as promised.
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Jules, Marty,
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there's no sense
in blaming yourselves.
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The problem at hand
is locating Verne's
whereabouts.
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And this thought
inducing auto-pacer
isn't helping at all.
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(BARKS)
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What is it, Einie?
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(BARKS)
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You found Verne?
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(GASPS)
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He's in the Civil War!
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Oh, no!
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It says that these
Confederate soldiers
were wiped out
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one day after this
photograph was taken.
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Great Scott!
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To the train!
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DOC: Power up.
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Chattanooga,
Tennessee!
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We're coming for you,
Vernie!
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(TOOTING)
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(ENGINE WHISTLING)
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(JULES EXCLAIMS)
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MARTY: My God!
(CHUCKLES)
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Over 125 years
in six seconds.
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That's not too shabby.
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DOC: Well,
I had to ease up
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going around the turn
of the century.
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Now, if my
calculations are correct,
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we should be
exactly 2.3 miles
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behind Confederate
lines.
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Marty, you and Einstein
guard the train
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while Jules and I
explore the territory.
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MARTY: Be careful, Doc.
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Don't let anybody
sneak up on you.
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Father, how are we
ever to locate Verne?
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The answer is
right here, Jules.
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Find this farmhouse,
and we find venire.
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(SHUTTER CLICKS)
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Oh, dear.
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The soldier
on the end blinked.
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Enough of this nonsense!
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Men, carry on
with your drills.
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March left.
No, the other left.
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(SLURPING)
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JIMMY: Okay, Verne.
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I'm supposed to learn you
how to be a drummer boy.
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Everything we play
means something
to the soldiers.
261
00:11:48,774 --> 00:11:50,971
This here means
Forward March.
262
00:11:51,344 --> 00:11:53,437
And this here means
Ready to Fire.
263
00:11:55,414 --> 00:11:57,407
Hey, Jimmy.
What does this mean?
264
00:11:58,051 --> 00:11:59,849
(VOCALIZING)
265
00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:06,783
TANNEN: Hesh up!
266
00:12:07,360 --> 00:12:08,486
I reckon it means
267
00:12:08,561 --> 00:12:10,028
you're making
too much noise.
268
00:12:10,163 --> 00:12:11,528
The general's
trying to sleep.
269
00:12:11,998 --> 00:12:13,591
Now, for tomorrow's
battle,
270
00:12:13,700 --> 00:12:16,134
we'll be standing
right in the front lines.
271
00:12:16,201 --> 00:12:18,067
Soldiers got to hear
your drumming.
272
00:12:18,605 --> 00:12:20,664
The Yankees won't
shoot at us, will they?
273
00:12:21,073 --> 00:12:22,440
Usually aim
right for you.
274
00:12:22,908 --> 00:12:24,240
But we're just kids.
275
00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:26,712
War makes you grow up fast.
276
00:12:27,312 --> 00:12:28,371
(GULPS)
277
00:12:30,216 --> 00:12:31,411
Come on, come on!
278
00:12:31,484 --> 00:12:33,418
Open up, will you?
279
00:12:34,254 --> 00:12:35,778
MAN: I told you he was
a Yankee spy.
280
00:12:35,855 --> 00:12:36,913
Look at that blue cap.
281
00:12:37,322 --> 00:12:39,485
WILCOX: Get that varmint away
from the whistle.
282
00:12:39,558 --> 00:12:42,119
He's gonna have
every yank from
miles around after us.
283
00:12:42,562 --> 00:12:44,154
There, little doggie.
284
00:12:44,697 --> 00:12:46,187
Maybe now
we can hijack
285
00:12:46,265 --> 00:12:47,927
this here train
in peace.
286
00:12:49,235 --> 00:12:51,100
Father, the train
whistle...
287
00:12:51,236 --> 00:12:52,432
It sounded like...
288
00:12:52,672 --> 00:12:54,402
Yes, yes. Morse code.
289
00:12:55,207 --> 00:12:57,143
H-E-L...
290
00:12:57,644 --> 00:12:58,804
Oh, that Marty!
291
00:12:58,878 --> 00:13:01,278
Making all that racket
just to tell us "Hello."
292
00:13:01,346 --> 00:13:02,336
SOLDIER: Howdy.
293
00:13:02,981 --> 00:13:04,644
No, it was definitely
"Hello."
294
00:13:06,451 --> 00:13:07,544
(BOTH SCREAMING)
295
00:13:08,288 --> 00:13:10,722
Looks like we caught
ourselves a couple
of deserters.
296
00:13:23,336 --> 00:13:24,326
(SLURPING)
297
00:13:25,504 --> 00:13:27,905
What is this stuff?
298
00:13:28,508 --> 00:13:29,874
Mmm, it's chipmunk stew.
299
00:13:32,412 --> 00:13:33,640
Needs a pinch
more dirt.
300
00:13:33,713 --> 00:13:34,807
My momma,
301
00:13:34,881 --> 00:13:37,249
she makes a powerful
good raspberry pie.
302
00:13:37,584 --> 00:13:39,450
I can just
taste it right now.
303
00:13:39,820 --> 00:13:41,652
My mom makes
a great pizza.
304
00:13:41,822 --> 00:13:43,414
Jules loves pepperoni.
305
00:13:44,557 --> 00:13:46,493
I was a foolish boy
to run away
306
00:13:46,559 --> 00:13:48,289
and get into such
a mess as this.
307
00:13:48,961 --> 00:13:50,191
I wish my papa
would just
308
00:13:50,264 --> 00:13:51,892
come and
drag me home.
(TRAIN WHISTLING)
309
00:13:52,532 --> 00:13:53,794
(ENGINE CHUGGING)
310
00:13:56,269 --> 00:13:57,828
Here's my dad now!
311
00:14:00,506 --> 00:14:01,769
Oh, no!
312
00:14:02,241 --> 00:14:04,403
Corporal Wilcox reporting,
General Tannen.
313
00:14:04,543 --> 00:14:05,875
Bring you a Union train
314
00:14:05,946 --> 00:14:07,244
and two Yankee prisoners.
315
00:14:08,115 --> 00:14:10,049
One of 'em's a dog.
(CHUCKLES)
316
00:14:10,918 --> 00:14:13,945
Men, throw this
varmint in the pen
with the other mongrels
317
00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:15,886
and give him a bone
to chew on.
318
00:14:16,657 --> 00:14:18,125
Tough luck, Einie.
319
00:14:18,625 --> 00:14:19,751
Uh, what about me?
320
00:14:20,159 --> 00:14:22,458
I was talking about
you, butthead!
321
00:14:24,030 --> 00:14:25,726
(SNORING)
322
00:14:31,370 --> 00:14:32,566
VERNE: Psst.
323
00:14:33,139 --> 00:14:35,404
Oh, Verne,
am I glad to see you.
324
00:14:35,908 --> 00:14:37,274
Yeah, me, too.
325
00:14:37,510 --> 00:14:39,274
But now we're both
trapped here.
326
00:14:40,013 --> 00:14:42,312
MARTY: Yeah, don't worry.
Your dad'll rescue us.
327
00:14:42,381 --> 00:14:44,942
He always comes up
with the perfect idea.
328
00:14:45,485 --> 00:14:48,455
Jules, I don't have
the slightest idea
what to do.
329
00:14:49,088 --> 00:14:51,216
Here we are
with the Union army,
330
00:14:51,490 --> 00:14:53,153
and Verne's
a Confederate.
331
00:14:53,927 --> 00:14:56,590
Father, we have to stop
tomorrow's battle.
332
00:14:56,797 --> 00:14:58,129
It'll be a massacre.
333
00:14:58,664 --> 00:15:00,099
Verne could get killed.
334
00:15:00,399 --> 00:15:01,527
Don't worry, friend.
335
00:15:01,600 --> 00:15:03,229
Ain't a Reb general
been born
336
00:15:03,302 --> 00:15:05,363
that can stand up to
Ulysses S. Clayton.
337
00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:08,366
Ulysses S. Clayton. Hmm.
338
00:15:08,575 --> 00:15:10,407
Father, isn't that
my mother's uncle?
339
00:15:11,144 --> 00:15:12,509
Yes! Your mother's uncle,
340
00:15:12,578 --> 00:15:13,807
my uncle-in-law,
341
00:15:13,879 --> 00:15:15,370
your grandfather's
brother-in-law,
342
00:15:15,448 --> 00:15:18,248
your great uncle Verne's
great uncle as well.
343
00:15:18,317 --> 00:15:20,548
That's it!
He'll stop the battle.
344
00:15:21,087 --> 00:15:23,648
No, Jules,
he'll never understand!
345
00:15:25,524 --> 00:15:26,890
MAN: General Clayton,
346
00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:28,360
your troubles
are over.
347
00:15:28,695 --> 00:15:31,163
My amazing
electro-magnetico
machine
348
00:15:31,230 --> 00:15:33,062
will not only cure
your rheumatism
349
00:15:33,165 --> 00:15:35,931
but can also make
your lower legs stronger
350
00:15:36,003 --> 00:15:37,096
and more shapely.
351
00:15:37,870 --> 00:15:39,600
Hmm. Will it hurt?
352
00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:41,538
JULES:
General Clayton!
353
00:15:43,442 --> 00:15:44,432
(ELECTRICITY BUZZING)
354
00:15:44,543 --> 00:15:45,533
(SCREAMING)
355
00:15:47,279 --> 00:15:49,181
JULES:
General, you've got to
stop the battle!
356
00:15:49,249 --> 00:15:51,808
Verne'll get hurt and
it'll all be my fault.
357
00:15:52,284 --> 00:15:54,277
What in blue blazers?
358
00:15:54,587 --> 00:15:56,419
Who is this soldier,
soldier?
359
00:15:57,057 --> 00:15:58,821
Private Jules Brown,
General.
360
00:15:58,959 --> 00:15:59,982
Your great nephew.
361
00:16:00,259 --> 00:16:01,421
Great nephew?
362
00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:04,955
What particular brand
of tomfoolery is this?
363
00:16:05,599 --> 00:16:07,465
Your niece Clara
is my mother.
364
00:16:08,067 --> 00:16:09,730
Why, little Clara belle
365
00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:11,499
is only nine years old.
366
00:16:12,505 --> 00:16:13,495
Jules!
(WHEEL CREAKING)
367
00:16:13,740 --> 00:16:14,730
(ELECTRICITY BUZZING)
368
00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:15,900
(SCREAMING)
369
00:16:17,510 --> 00:16:18,740
CLAYTON: Get them out!
370
00:16:19,245 --> 00:16:20,235
(DOC YELLING)
371
00:16:21,581 --> 00:16:22,707
Did you notice,
Father?
372
00:16:22,783 --> 00:16:23,909
He had mother's eyes.
373
00:16:24,183 --> 00:16:25,243
No,
374
00:16:25,619 --> 00:16:28,316
but I did notice
the electro-magnetico
machine.
375
00:16:28,687 --> 00:16:30,986
Antique electricity
generator. (CHUCKLES)
376
00:16:31,291 --> 00:16:32,816
Yes. Very quaint.
377
00:16:33,393 --> 00:16:35,624
And it gave me
a great idea. Come on.
378
00:16:55,148 --> 00:16:56,308
Well, boy.
379
00:16:56,415 --> 00:16:57,610
You're wearing
the uniform
380
00:16:57,683 --> 00:16:59,778
of a loyal son of
the stars and bars.
381
00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:01,043
How's it feel?
382
00:17:01,721 --> 00:17:03,621
Actually,
I take a 32 slim.
383
00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:05,124
This baggy look is dead.
384
00:17:06,026 --> 00:17:07,016
Here, boy.
385
00:17:07,094 --> 00:17:08,084
Hush up that drumming.
386
00:17:08,929 --> 00:17:10,921
Psst.
Hey, Verne, cut it out!
387
00:17:12,298 --> 00:17:13,357
VERNE: I'm not drumming.
388
00:17:14,334 --> 00:17:15,324
(WHIMPERING)
389
00:17:17,069 --> 00:17:18,628
Men, the time has come
390
00:17:18,704 --> 00:17:20,730
to strike a blow
for freedom.
391
00:17:21,607 --> 00:17:24,509
The time has come
to launch our attack!
392
00:17:25,045 --> 00:17:26,273
Prepare to...
393
00:17:26,746 --> 00:17:28,509
Fellas! Fellas!
Whoa, whoa!
394
00:17:28,582 --> 00:17:29,571
Chill out!
395
00:17:29,883 --> 00:17:30,873
You can't fight today.
396
00:17:30,951 --> 00:17:32,317
Uh... It's a... It's a...
397
00:17:32,384 --> 00:17:33,853
A national holiday!
398
00:17:34,520 --> 00:17:36,114
What holiday?
399
00:17:36,890 --> 00:17:39,051
Uh, Lincoln's birthday!
400
00:17:39,826 --> 00:17:40,952
Charge!
401
00:17:42,095 --> 00:17:43,357
(YELLING)
402
00:17:43,430 --> 00:17:44,522
(CLAMORING)
403
00:17:44,597 --> 00:17:45,792
Wrong crowd.
404
00:17:53,006 --> 00:17:53,996
(EXCLAIMS)
405
00:18:01,580 --> 00:18:03,777
The electro-magnet
works great!
406
00:18:04,116 --> 00:18:06,551
Keep cranking!
Yes, Father.
407
00:18:11,157 --> 00:18:12,353
Great Scott!
408
00:18:14,461 --> 00:18:15,622
Jules!
409
00:18:20,901 --> 00:18:22,528
Jumpin' jigawatts!
410
00:18:31,144 --> 00:18:32,942
(BOTH SCREAMING)
411
00:18:36,449 --> 00:18:37,644
(ALL SIGHING)
412
00:18:39,719 --> 00:18:42,086
Ain't that sweet!
413
00:18:43,423 --> 00:18:45,449
What in tarnation?
414
00:18:46,092 --> 00:18:47,788
Don't shoot!
Can't you see?
415
00:18:47,961 --> 00:18:49,122
They're brothers.
416
00:18:50,063 --> 00:18:51,190
Hey, come on, guys,
417
00:18:51,263 --> 00:18:52,823
I'll bet most of you
have a brother
418
00:18:52,898 --> 00:18:54,765
or an uncle
or somebody you love
419
00:18:54,834 --> 00:18:56,132
fighting for the other side.
420
00:18:56,536 --> 00:18:58,800
Hey, cousin Roy!
Hey, you, cousin Jimmy.
421
00:18:59,205 --> 00:19:00,765
(INDISTINCT TALKING)
422
00:19:02,642 --> 00:19:04,576
Well, touching.
423
00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:07,204
Fighting doesn't
solve anything.
424
00:19:07,513 --> 00:19:10,143
Why don't we all just
shake hands and go home?
425
00:19:10,951 --> 00:19:14,387
I believe the boy here
has a point, Beauregard.
426
00:19:15,188 --> 00:19:16,178
(WHIMPERING)
427
00:19:22,929 --> 00:19:23,919
(BARKS)
428
00:19:26,532 --> 00:19:29,765
Men, General Tannen
and I have reached
an agreement.
429
00:19:29,935 --> 00:19:32,461
We shall set our
differences behind us
430
00:19:32,538 --> 00:19:34,201
and work together.
431
00:19:34,807 --> 00:19:36,208
Son, I'm proud of you!
432
00:19:36,776 --> 00:19:39,404
Just long enough
to run these
troublemakers
433
00:19:39,479 --> 00:19:40,605
out of here!
434
00:19:41,080 --> 00:19:42,173
(ALL SCREAMING)
435
00:19:43,016 --> 00:19:44,108
(ENGINE WHIRRING)
436
00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:45,173
(YELLING)
437
00:19:46,720 --> 00:19:48,086
(BARKING)
438
00:19:51,857 --> 00:19:54,088
Well, guys,
we'd love to stay
and be massacred
439
00:19:54,160 --> 00:19:55,287
but our ride's here.
440
00:19:56,296 --> 00:19:57,855
DOC:
To the train, Einie.
441
00:20:02,402 --> 00:20:03,700
Verne, from now on
442
00:20:03,769 --> 00:20:05,897
you can use the computer
whenever you wish.
443
00:20:06,272 --> 00:20:08,434
I'll just require
48 hours' notice.
444
00:20:09,108 --> 00:20:10,667
Whoa, look at this!
445
00:20:12,778 --> 00:20:15,476
It says Verne's regiment
never fought a battle!
446
00:20:16,482 --> 00:20:17,644
See, Vernie.
447
00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:18,912
You saved some lives.
448
00:20:19,551 --> 00:20:20,541
(BARKS)
449
00:20:21,788 --> 00:20:23,619
DOC: Einie,
you're right once again.
450
00:20:24,657 --> 00:20:26,217
It's time we headed
451
00:20:26,292 --> 00:20:28,022
back to the future!
452
00:20:39,806 --> 00:20:42,070
FEMALE VOICE:
Proceed with transmission,Dr. Brown.
453
00:20:42,308 --> 00:20:43,902
Postscript to adventure.
454
00:20:43,977 --> 00:20:46,377
Marty flunked
his Civil War exam.
455
00:20:46,680 --> 00:20:49,376
Turns out the test was on
the Spanish Civil War.
456
00:20:49,682 --> 00:20:52,311
That's what
he gets for wearing
headphones in class.
457
00:20:52,920 --> 00:20:56,185
Now, for my
electro-magnet
demonstration.
458
00:20:56,522 --> 00:20:58,616
FEMALE VOICE:
Warning! Youthful viewers.
459
00:20:58,825 --> 00:21:00,452
Do not attempt thisat home!
460
00:21:01,161 --> 00:21:03,061
Wait a micro-second.
461
00:21:03,230 --> 00:21:04,960
Why didn't I
think of this before?
462
00:21:05,398 --> 00:21:07,891
Access video-encyclopedia,
section E...
463
00:21:08,201 --> 00:21:09,396
For electro-magnet!
464
00:21:11,904 --> 00:21:12,998
FEMALE VOICE: Section E.
465
00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:15,409
Entry, electromagnet.
466
00:21:16,242 --> 00:21:18,178
DOC: Here's a way for youscientists of the future
467
00:21:18,244 --> 00:21:20,544
to make your ownelectro-magnet
468
00:21:20,614 --> 00:21:22,845
with a few simplehousehold Items.
469
00:21:24,218 --> 00:21:25,913
This requires a screwdriver
470
00:21:26,118 --> 00:21:27,780
as well as someinsulated wire.
471
00:21:28,087 --> 00:21:29,784
Insulation is important,
472
00:21:29,855 --> 00:21:32,189
for without it,you might receive a shock.
473
00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:35,228
Note, the screwdriverinitially
474
00:21:35,295 --> 00:21:37,355
has no magnetic charge.
475
00:21:38,765 --> 00:21:39,755
See?
476
00:21:40,500 --> 00:21:42,765
Now, wrap the wireas tightly as possible
477
00:21:42,836 --> 00:21:44,065
around the screwdriver,
478
00:21:45,572 --> 00:21:47,768
and connect the endsto two batteries.
479
00:21:48,508 --> 00:21:49,498
Presto!
480
00:21:49,742 --> 00:21:51,336
An electro-magnet,
481
00:21:51,577 --> 00:21:53,808
able to attractvarious metal objects
482
00:21:53,880 --> 00:21:55,108
such as paper clips.
483
00:21:56,549 --> 00:21:59,486
Now, take a look at this!
484
00:21:59,987 --> 00:22:03,184
My new super
electro-magnet,
485
00:22:03,423 --> 00:22:06,325
powered by
the Mr. Fusion
from the DeLorean.
486
00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:09,891
This should create
a virtual mega-magnet
487
00:22:09,962 --> 00:22:11,795
capable of
incredible strength.
488
00:22:12,098 --> 00:22:13,589
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
489
00:22:14,800 --> 00:22:17,827
Every steel object
in the immediate vicinity
490
00:22:17,903 --> 00:22:21,739
should now be attracted
to the monster magnet.
491
00:22:21,807 --> 00:22:22,798
(CLINKS)
492
00:22:23,509 --> 00:22:26,638
Paper clips, the silverware,
why, even the camera...
493
00:22:27,114 --> 00:22:28,412
(GASPS) The camera!
494
00:22:29,048 --> 00:22:30,038
(GASPS)
495
00:22:30,450 --> 00:22:31,440
Help.
496
00:22:33,519 --> 00:22:35,647
Hopefully, I'll havethis thing repaired
497
00:22:35,721 --> 00:22:36,951
by my next broadcast.
498
00:22:37,891 --> 00:22:39,119
See you in the future!
499
00:23:11,590 --> 00:23:13,150
Hey, hey, hey...
Don't be a butthead!
500
00:23:13,226 --> 00:23:15,218
If you want to learn more
about the Civil War,
501
00:23:15,295 --> 00:23:17,490
go to your local library
and read a book.
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