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- ♪ Look up there ♪
- ♪ What do you see? ♪
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♪ Nature and stuff ♪
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- ♪ Like a rock ♪
- ♪ And a tree ♪
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♪ Oh, the Great North ♪
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♪ Way up here,you can breathe the air ♪
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♪ Catch some fish ♪
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♪ Or gaze at a bear ♪
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♪ Wow ♪
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♪ Oh, the Great North ♪
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♪ Here we live, oh, oh ♪
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♪ Here we'll stay, oh, whoo ♪
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♪ From longest nightto longest day ♪
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♪ In the Great North. ♪
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In honor
of the six‐month anniversary
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of Wolf and Honeybee's meeting,
everyone gets
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six eggs, six pancakes,
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six glasses of orange juice,
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- and six cups of coffee.
- Looks great, Dad. Very normal.
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Since Wolf and Honeybee meeting
was a dream come true for them,
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maybe we should go around the
table and all share our dreams.
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Well, I'm living my dreams.
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My sleep is purely
for recuperating.
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I had a dream I was Eleanor
Roosevelt's personal assistant
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and I just kept saying,
"You go, girl!"
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I dreamt that I was being chased
by a bear.
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But then I was the bear, and
the bear had to poop, so I did.
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And then I woke up...
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and I had.
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I dreamt that I was
in a giant pool,
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but instead of water,
it was filled with guacamole.
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And I was floating
on a big chip.
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Baby, that's the third
guacamole dream this week.
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Ooh! This is great stuff.
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Recurring guacamole dreams are
exactly the kind of human color
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I need for
my Moose Droppings profile.
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Whenever a new resident arrives
in Lone Moose,
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I write an article about them
for the school newspaper.
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Honeybee, should we retire
to my office for our interview?
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We're on record starting... now.
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Okay. But I don't want
some puff piece.
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I don't want to sue you,
but I want to want to sue you.
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Oh, no, no, no!
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I really milked the elk
on this one, guys.
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What's the problem, son?
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I wanted me and Honeybee's
six‐month anniversary
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to be extra special.
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Tonight, as you know,
I've decided on
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a romantic dinner party
where we can celebrate our cool,
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sexy relationship‐‐
just me, my fiancée
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and my entire family.
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And the party will be based
around the movie Shrek,
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which we both love and which
played a big part in us meeting.
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- So what's the problem?
- The problem is that
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the gift I got her is just
a ding‐dang certificate
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for a couples massage.
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Son, I want to feel upset
and anxious for you,
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but give me something
to work with here.
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A gift certificate is
so obvious.
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You guys heard her talking
about her guacamole dreams.
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She's friggin' obsessed.
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Oh, if I could get my hands
on some avocados‐‐
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now, that would be
a good anniversary present.
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Avocados are not gonna be easy
to find in Lone Moose
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at this time of year,
or in Lone Moose, period.
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We don't have avocados,
is my point.
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Well, I got to get 'em.
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I‐I don't want her to break up
with me like Lara Silverblatt.
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And everybody else
I've ever dated.
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Who is Lara Silverblatt?
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Wolf's most recent
ex‐girlfriend.
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She used to babysit you.
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She was your karate teacher,
Sensei Silverblatt.
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Not ringing a bell,
but I have face blindness, so...
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Moon, we've been over this.
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You do not have face blindness.
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And even if you did,
these are facts about her.
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You don't have fact blindness.
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Honeybee is the one.
I‐I can't lose her.
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And that's why everything today
has to be perfect.
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But I can't track down avocados
if I also have to make
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these goshdang Shrek decorations
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for the party tonight.
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What do you think
the Tobin Party Posse is for?
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Your brother Ham,
your sister Judy and I
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have been known to throw quite
a soiree on a moment's notice.
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But, Dad, Judy's gonna be
interviewing Honeybee all day.
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Son, just because your sister
has all the ideas,
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buys all the materials, and
then hand‐makes each decoration
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before telling us
where to put 'em
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doesn't mean we can't do this
without her.
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- Uh...
- We shall make
the Shrok decorations
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while you try to find avocados.
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Thank you, Father.
Did you say Shrok?
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- I'm coming with you.
- Great!
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If anybody can track an avocado
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through the Alaskan wilderness,
it's you.
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I just hope your face blindness
doesn't slow us down.
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Avocados don't have faces.
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Great! Let's guac and roll.
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It's not every day
I get to interview
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a sophisticated, big‐city woman.
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I guess my first question is...
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tell me everything.
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Well, Judypie, I'm
a Fresno native, as you know,
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and everything was blazin'
in the Big Raisin.
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I'd just gotten
my business degree
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from Fresno City College,
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and Fresno had everything
a hungry,
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young entrepreneur could want‐‐
valet parking
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at many of our mid‐range
restaurants and hotels,
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multiple loosely‐Italian‐
inspired coffee shops,
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and a beautiful
office supply store.
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The only problem was my parent.
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- Were they cursed?
- What? No.
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They're people,
not ancient artifacts.
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Right. So not... cursed.
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Hey, Old Jody Jr.
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How's it hangin', my main man?
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I got a few things
hanging currently,
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so you'll have to be more...
specific.
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Wonderful. Look, I'm wondering
if you can get something for...
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- Yup.
- Y‐You didn't even hear
what it was.
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If it exists, I can get it.
Name something.
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- Name something?
- Name something that exists,
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- I'll tell you if I can get it.
- Uh, the master tapes
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- from Def Leppard's Pyromania.
- Yup, I can get 'em.
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Might take a few days.
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You could really get
the master tapes
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from Def Leppard's Pyromania
in a few days?
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- Yup.
- Okay. Well, today I just need
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some avocados
for someone special.
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Green gold?
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That's gonna cost you.
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Oh, of course. How much?
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Uh, now, bear in mind,
I don't have any money.
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- Uh, got anything to trade?
- Got a gift certificate
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- for a couples massage.
- Meet me back here in an hour.
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- Well, that was easy.
If you say so.
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Old Jody Jr.'s
always ripping everybody off,
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because he thinks
he's the only game in town,
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and that's just because
he's the only game in town.
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Everything's gonna be fine.
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Hey, you want to go
to Maude's All Day,
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get an ice cream sundae
while we wait?
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Don't patronize me.
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And yes, I do.
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Wow, that wasa very thorough description
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of your parents' faces
and bodies.
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Now, uh, take me
to personality town.
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What are they like? I mean,
amazing, like you, obviously,
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of course,
but what else, what else?
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- What else can you tell me?
- Louis and Ruth Shaw
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are the Curtain King and Queen
of Fresno.
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The problem was, they wanted me
to sell all that stuff, too,
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but hawking curtains wasn't
my calling.
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We got some
beautiful denim curtains
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from the Brian Williams "Off
the Record" collection today.
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Honeybee, maybe you'd like
to handle the launch.
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It's good practice for when
you take over the store.
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I've told you, I don't want
to take over the store.
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- Can't Jerry do it?
- Leave him out of it.
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Guys, please don't make me
take sides.
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Except a side of these
delicious mashed potatoes. Mmm.
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Honeybee, you're the oldest.
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Besides, Jerrybee
doesn't have a business degree.
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And he doesn't need one
to sell blinds.
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Wow. So that's all you think
your mother and I do,
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"sell blinds"?
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Dad, how many times
have you told us the story
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about how you moved to Fresno
with $30 in your pocket
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and a bolt
of "uncut velvet drapery"?
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You followed your dreams.
All I want is to follow mine.
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Oh, I wonder who that could be.
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Let me guess:
It's Calvin Prescott,
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the Linoleum Prince of Fresno,
pretending like he just happened
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to be in the neighborhood again,
isn't it?
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It's Calvin Prescott!
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The Linoleum Prince of Fresno.
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He just happened to be
in the neighborhood.
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Hello, Mr. Shaw. Jerry.
Hey, Honeybee.
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Honeybee, maybe you two
should go for a drive
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so you can get to know
each other better.
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We've known each other
since we were 12!
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Fine. Come on, Calvin,
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let's get this sham setup
over with.
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This isn't a "sham setup,"
young lady.
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It's a normal, regular,
very real setup.
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Now, go fall in love
with Calvin.
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- As promised.
- Uh, uh, wai...
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wait‐wait‐wait‐‐
these are frigging pears.
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Hot damn!
Big Jeff must've ripped me off.
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Well, you just can't trust
Big Jeff.
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But don't you worry,
I'm going over there
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to give him a what for.
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Good, but at the very least,
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I'm gonna need
that gift certificate back.
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Would if I could,
but that sucker is long gone.
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I‐It's been an hour.
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You already went
and got a couples massage?
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I traded it for seven cartons
of printer toner.
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Old Jody Jr. has still got it.
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Well, what am I supposed to do
with these stupid pears?!
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Hey, when life gives you pears,
make pear milk!
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I...
- Don't.
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- told...
- Moon.
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- you...
- Stop.
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- so.
- Dang it!
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Welp, great news. The second
round of ice cream sundaes
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in an hour has given me
a pretty good idea.
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What if we just make guacamole
out of these pears?
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And then we say,
"Yum! This guac is good."
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Hopefully, she won't notice.
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I think she'll notice.
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Yeah, she notices everything.
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And that's what I love
about her.
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Just the other day she noticed I
had spaghetti all over my shirt.
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I mean, just everywhere.
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Dang it!
Well, now I don't have avocados
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or a gift certificate
for a couples massage!
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- I think I can help you.
- Oh, thank you, Moon,
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but it would be weird,
not to mention inappropriate,
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for you to give me
and my fiancée massages.
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No, Wolf, I'm in fifth grade.
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Yeah, that's kind of my point.
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Listen:
our grade's entire economy
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is a lawless barter operation.
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We need to go see
my friend Henry.
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If we're making
Shrek decorations,
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the Party Posse's
first order of business
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is to watch some Shrek.
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- We can stream it.
- Hmm, good idea.
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I'll get my waders.
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- Because of the stream.
- Very good one, Dad.
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- Uh‐oh. Is the Wi‐Fi down?
- Ah. Yes.
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The falcons are using the dish
as a nest again.
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In 30 days, the circle of life
will be complete,
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and we'll have the Wi‐Fi back.
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Okay. No big deal.
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I saw ten minutes of Shrek
at a slumber party
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eight years ago
before I fell asleep,
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- so I think I got the gist.
- Great. Where do we begin?
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So, the first thing
you need to know
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is that Shrek is dark gray
and he loves the beach.
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Wow! The view of Fresno
245
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at night sounds so romantic.
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Being there with Calvin
was not romantic.
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We're more like
brother and sister.
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A brother and sister whose
parents desperately wanted them
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to marry each other.
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Don't get me wrong‐‐
Calvin was a good guy.
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He just wasn't for me.
For example,
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I love watching movies,
and Calvin loves...
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Fresno.
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- Isn't it Fres‐taking?
- Mm.
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Uh, sorry I came over tonight‐‐
pretending to take you out
256
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is just easier than telling
my parents how we really feel.
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Why can't they understand
that we want to build
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our own businesses one day,
and travel.
259
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- Nobody puts baby in a corner.
- What?
260
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- Dirty Dancing?
- Not tonight. I'm pretty beat.
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I mean, Fresno's great‐‐
the Island Water Park,
262
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Little Sweden‐‐ but what
if I want to see big Sweden?
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What do you want
out of life, Calvin?
264
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I'll probably just sell linoleum
and get old and die
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and be buried
at Fresno Memorial Gardens.
266
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My parents actually picked out
a gravesite for me.
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It's already paid for,
which is really nice.
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They bought the headstone, too.
269
00:09:28,902 --> 00:09:31,638
Pretty much
all I have left to do is die.
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You make it sound great,
but I feel the need,
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- the need for speed!
- Okay.
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I mean, it's a Prius,
but let's see what she can do.
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So, that night,
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like most nights, I
cheered myself up by logging on
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to the Famous Movie Quotes
Online Message Board
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and that's when I met him.
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- Who?
- Wolf.
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Honk. Of course! I honestly
forgot he was in this story.
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Ogres are like onions.
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They have layers.
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- And this ogre is named Wolf.
- You had me at onions.
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And the party's tonight.
283
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So you can see the problem.
284
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I told him you could help.
285
00:10:01,601 --> 00:10:04,404
Avocados are going to be tough
to find in Lone Moose
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00:10:04,471 --> 00:10:05,939
at this time of year.
287
00:10:06,005 --> 00:10:07,841
But I can take that box of pears
288
00:10:07,907 --> 00:10:10,076
and turn it into, like,
300 baseball cards.
289
00:10:10,143 --> 00:10:13,446
- Does Honeybee like
baseball cards?
- I don't know, but...
290
00:10:13,513 --> 00:10:16,282
Now, each pack of baseball cards
has a stick of gum in it,
291
00:10:16,349 --> 00:10:18,618
so you'd also be giving her
a lot of gum.
292
00:10:18,685 --> 00:10:20,396
- That is nice, but...
I thought
293
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you boys might be hungry
for some pizza Lunchables.
294
00:10:22,789 --> 00:10:24,767
- Thank you, Mrs. Tuntley.
- Thank you, Henry's mom.
295
00:10:24,791 --> 00:10:26,993
I put them together myself.
I could not resist.
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Mom! That's half the fun!
297
00:10:28,895 --> 00:10:30,363
Don't I know it!
298
00:10:30,430 --> 00:10:32,899
I couldn't help but overhear you
talking about avocados.
299
00:10:32,966 --> 00:10:35,034
Have you tried calling your
Uncle Mike in Anchorage?
300
00:10:35,101 --> 00:10:37,046
He works at the Kleiman's
Quality Center up there.
301
00:10:37,070 --> 00:10:38,310
You want me to give him a call?
302
00:10:38,338 --> 00:10:40,607
- Would you, Mrs. T?
- I'm on it.
303
00:10:40,673 --> 00:10:42,242
Hi, Mike. Henry's adult friend
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00:10:42,308 --> 00:10:45,545
needs to get his hands
on some avocados.
305
00:10:45,612 --> 00:10:47,814
Yeah, today. You have any money?
306
00:10:47,881 --> 00:10:50,383
Nope. I think we're looking at
a barter here, Mike.
307
00:10:50,450 --> 00:10:53,052
Okay, so he's got a few,
and he's willing to trade
308
00:10:53,119 --> 00:10:55,088
for a Suzuki motorcycle seat.
309
00:10:55,155 --> 00:10:56,389
- Great.
- He's in.
310
00:10:56,456 --> 00:10:57,790
So, did you get the video I sent
311
00:10:57,857 --> 00:10:59,826
of that rat singing
the national anthem?
312
00:10:59,893 --> 00:11:01,528
Well, then,
why didn't you call me back?
313
00:11:01,594 --> 00:11:03,263
Ugh, now we have avocados,
314
00:11:03,329 --> 00:11:05,832
but we don't have
a Suzuki motorcycle seat.
315
00:11:05,899 --> 00:11:07,700
But you've got a box of pears,
don't you?
316
00:11:07,767 --> 00:11:09,869
- You can do a barter chain.
- Barter chain?
317
00:11:09,936 --> 00:11:12,572
See that hilarious lampshade
that looks like a hula skirt?
318
00:11:12,639 --> 00:11:14,174
I traded my way
up to that lampshade
319
00:11:14,240 --> 00:11:17,210
starting with
a single dead AAA battery.
320
00:11:17,277 --> 00:11:18,645
Oh, oh, yeah, wow.
321
00:11:18,711 --> 00:11:21,514
Now, who do we know
that might like pears?
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♪ ♪
323
00:11:23,816 --> 00:11:25,852
♪ Wigs ♪
324
00:11:28,087 --> 00:11:30,423
♪ Bait ♪
325
00:11:32,392 --> 00:11:34,460
♪ Fish ♪
326
00:11:36,129 --> 00:11:37,630
♪ Sign ♪
327
00:11:38,932 --> 00:11:41,367
♪ Magazines ♪
328
00:11:43,036 --> 00:11:44,537
♪ Chair ♪
329
00:11:45,471 --> 00:11:47,106
♪ Defibrillator ♪
330
00:11:48,074 --> 00:11:49,709
♪ Seat, high five. ♪
331
00:11:49,776 --> 00:11:51,511
Ooh, I can feel
those ocean breezes.
332
00:11:51,578 --> 00:11:55,381
It's like Shrek always says,
get my ass to Kokomo.
333
00:11:55,448 --> 00:11:57,784
Mm. Bang‐up job
on that sign, son.
334
00:11:57,850 --> 00:12:01,187
And the way you arranged
those chairs? Aloha.
335
00:12:01,254 --> 00:12:03,690
At the risk of sounding
incredibly arrogant,
336
00:12:03,756 --> 00:12:05,758
I feel like
we're doing a decent job.
337
00:12:05,825 --> 00:12:08,761
Oh, super dece.
So, let's talk menu.
338
00:12:08,828 --> 00:12:11,965
From what I recall,
Shrek loves two things:
339
00:12:12,031 --> 00:12:14,300
savory desserts and tapas.
340
00:12:14,367 --> 00:12:16,135
We did it. Barter chain.
341
00:12:16,202 --> 00:12:17,303
Who knew?
342
00:12:17,370 --> 00:12:19,038
- I knew.
- Thank you, Moon.
343
00:12:19,105 --> 00:12:21,641
All I ask is that next time you
listen to me from the beginning.
344
00:12:21,708 --> 00:12:24,253
Well, you're still ten, so we'll
take it on a case‐by‐case basis.
345
00:12:24,277 --> 00:12:26,479
Okay, now we have
to get to Anchorage.
346
00:12:26,546 --> 00:12:29,382
If we take the ferry to Chiku,
we can hop a bus to Talkeetna,
347
00:12:29,449 --> 00:12:31,217
and then we just
hitchhike to, like...
348
00:12:31,284 --> 00:12:33,019
Can we do all that
in three hours?
349
00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:36,322
According to the website,
the next ferry comes at...
350
00:12:36,389 --> 00:12:38,291
tomorrow morning‐‐ Crap!
351
00:12:38,358 --> 00:12:40,426
Are you thinking
what I'm thinking?
352
00:12:40,493 --> 00:12:42,762
Maybe someone on that plane
has avocados.
353
00:12:42,829 --> 00:12:45,865
Or we could see
if they'll take us to Anchorage.
354
00:12:45,932 --> 00:12:47,367
Oh, sure, sure.
355
00:12:47,433 --> 00:12:49,469
But if they happen
to have avocados, also good.
356
00:12:53,506 --> 00:12:55,084
Ahoy, captain.
My brother and I need to take
357
00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:56,118
a quick round trip to Anchorage.
358
00:12:56,142 --> 00:12:58,077
Wolf Tobin?
359
00:12:58,144 --> 00:13:00,146
- Lara Silverblatt.
- Do we know you?
360
00:13:00,213 --> 00:13:03,916
Hello, Moon. Still pretending
to have face blindness, I see.
361
00:13:03,983 --> 00:13:05,218
What are you doing here?
362
00:13:05,285 --> 00:13:06,562
I‐I thought
you were in Moose Pass
363
00:13:06,586 --> 00:13:07,763
getting your bush pilot's
license.
364
00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:09,656
- I was.
- What happened?
365
00:13:10,757 --> 00:13:12,592
Oh, wow. You got it?
366
00:13:12,659 --> 00:13:13,826
Congrats.
367
00:13:13,893 --> 00:13:15,504
Well, I know this was awkward
for both of us,
368
00:13:15,528 --> 00:13:17,563
but, uh, we just wanted
to come say congrats.
369
00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:19,299
So, congrats and bye‐bye.
370
00:13:19,365 --> 00:13:21,968
We need to get
to Anchorage ASAP to trade
371
00:13:22,035 --> 00:13:25,405
this Suzuki motorcycle seat
for a box of avocados.
372
00:13:25,471 --> 00:13:27,740
Okay, I'll take you,
but no backseat flying.
373
00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:29,409
Unless I die mid‐flight.
374
00:13:29,475 --> 00:13:31,053
Then you can just reach over me
and take the controls.
375
00:13:31,077 --> 00:13:33,346
So your brother and I
got serious pretty quickly.
376
00:13:33,413 --> 00:13:34,981
As serious as two people
377
00:13:35,048 --> 00:13:36,792
who had only communicated
via an online message board
378
00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:38,885
dedicated to famous movie quotes
can get.
379
00:13:38,951 --> 00:13:41,163
Hey, sorry, I got your messagepretty late last night,
380
00:13:41,187 --> 00:13:44,324
but I agree, Multiplicity
is Michael Keaton's best work.
381
00:13:44,390 --> 00:13:46,359
Those extra Keatons
only sweetens.
382
00:13:46,426 --> 00:13:48,561
I got that Swimfan DVDyou sent me.
383
00:13:48,628 --> 00:13:50,263
If we press play
at the same time,
384
00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:51,607
we could watch it
together tonight.
385
00:13:51,631 --> 00:13:53,366
See you online at 11:00?
386
00:13:53,433 --> 00:13:55,010
Okay, so in this
imaginary scenario
387
00:13:55,034 --> 00:13:56,679
where we're business partnerson Shark Tank,
388
00:13:56,703 --> 00:13:58,013
let's pitch our five best
business ideas
389
00:13:58,037 --> 00:13:59,205
off the top of our heads.
390
00:13:59,272 --> 00:14:00,573
Oh, okay. Clock Box.
391
00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:02,909
Each month we send you
six clocks,
392
00:14:02,975 --> 00:14:05,187
- you pick your favorite clocks- and send the rest back.-
393
00:14:05,211 --> 00:14:08,147
Okay, banana‐flavored saltines.Bananaltines.
394
00:14:08,214 --> 00:14:11,050
- Or Saltnanas.
-
395
00:14:11,117 --> 00:14:12,485
I love you.
396
00:14:12,552 --> 00:14:14,354
I mean, I love it.
397
00:14:14,420 --> 00:14:16,589
Dang autocorrect.
398
00:14:16,656 --> 00:14:19,625
A million kiss emojis isn't
cool. You know what's cool?
399
00:14:19,692 --> 00:14:21,994
A billion kisses in real life.
400
00:14:22,061 --> 00:14:24,530
Do you ever think
about coming to Alaska?
401
00:14:24,597 --> 00:14:27,367
♪ Here I am in the snowwith Shrek ♪
402
00:14:27,433 --> 00:14:29,135
♪ Shrek, Shrek, Shrek,Shrek, Shrek. ♪
403
00:14:29,202 --> 00:14:30,470
Honeybee,
404
00:14:30,536 --> 00:14:32,472
get off the phone,
we have customers.
405
00:14:32,538 --> 00:14:34,350
I don't see you yelling
at Jerry, and he's on his phone.
406
00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:36,174
Wrong. I'm just pretending
to look at my phone
407
00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:38,611
because I hate it when you guys
all fight with each other,
408
00:14:38,678 --> 00:14:40,346
and I don't want
to get involved.
409
00:14:40,413 --> 00:14:41,814
Look who stopped by,
410
00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:44,317
in a tuxedo.
411
00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:46,853
Oh, my God.
Was he there to...
412
00:14:46,919 --> 00:14:48,121
Propose? Yes.
413
00:14:48,187 --> 00:14:50,356
Dun, dun, dun!
414
00:14:50,423 --> 00:14:51,824
What did you say?
415
00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:53,535
Calvin, we don't like
each other like that.
416
00:14:53,559 --> 00:14:55,762
No, I know.
But I thought, I don't know,
417
00:14:55,828 --> 00:14:57,397
I mean, maybe we should
just spend
418
00:14:57,463 --> 00:14:59,198
the rest of our lives together.
419
00:14:59,265 --> 00:15:01,343
- What's the worst
that could happen?
- Thank you, Calvin.
420
00:15:01,367 --> 00:15:03,403
You're very welcome. For what?
421
00:15:03,469 --> 00:15:05,071
For making me realize
I have to go.
422
00:15:05,138 --> 00:15:07,440
Don't be ridiculous.
This is your family's store.
423
00:15:07,507 --> 00:15:10,209
I‐I should go. I only rented
the tux for an hour anyway.
424
00:15:10,276 --> 00:15:12,278
I mean I'm going to Alaska.
425
00:15:12,345 --> 00:15:14,747
Alaska? Louis,
what is she talking about?
426
00:15:14,814 --> 00:15:16,215
She's in love
with a guy from there.
427
00:15:16,282 --> 00:15:17,917
- What?!
- You pick up on a lot
428
00:15:17,984 --> 00:15:19,795
when you're pretending to look
at your phone all the time.
429
00:15:19,819 --> 00:15:21,721
Thanks for doing this
430
00:15:21,788 --> 00:15:23,990
- on such short notice.
- No problem.
431
00:15:24,056 --> 00:15:28,828
So, did your fiancée ask you
to get her avocados?
432
00:15:28,895 --> 00:15:30,430
Well, not in so many words.
433
00:15:30,496 --> 00:15:33,366
I mean, not in any words,
but, wait‐wait‐wait, why?
434
00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:36,102
Nothing. I‐It's just,
remember how you spent
435
00:15:36,169 --> 00:15:38,237
my entire birthday
in line at Sam Goody
436
00:15:38,304 --> 00:15:40,406
waiting to buy us
Michael Bublé tickets?
437
00:15:40,473 --> 00:15:42,375
Yeah, and goody thing I did.
438
00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:44,310
- He's your favorite singer.
- No.
439
00:15:44,377 --> 00:15:45,845
Seal is my favorite singer.
440
00:15:45,912 --> 00:15:47,814
I put "Haven't Met You Yet"
on one workout mix,
441
00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:50,616
and all of a sudden
you had me drowning in the Bube.
442
00:15:50,683 --> 00:15:53,419
I just think sometimes
you like to do these grandiose
443
00:15:53,486 --> 00:15:55,988
romantic gestures that are more
about you proving something
444
00:15:56,055 --> 00:15:59,025
to yourself than what
your partner actually wants.
445
00:15:59,091 --> 00:16:00,960
Oh, man, am I messing this up?
446
00:16:01,027 --> 00:16:03,196
What if Honeybee keeps
dreaming about guacamole
447
00:16:03,262 --> 00:16:05,097
because she hates it
and I just didn't ask
448
00:16:05,164 --> 00:16:06,399
enough follow‐up questions?
449
00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:08,100
Do you think
I'm making a mistake?
450
00:16:08,167 --> 00:16:10,403
I don't know. I'm ten.
451
00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:12,338
Son, that cake looks
452
00:16:12,405 --> 00:16:15,241
just like Shrek's best friend
Captain Cow,
453
00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:17,276
as you've described him to me.
454
00:16:17,343 --> 00:16:19,979
- Thank you, Father.
- And I'm not saying
that we don't need
455
00:16:20,046 --> 00:16:21,514
your sister in the Party Posse,
456
00:16:21,581 --> 00:16:23,950
I'm just saying that the proof
is in the pudding:
457
00:16:24,016 --> 00:16:27,019
Shrek's favorite,
savory Cool Ranch pudding,
458
00:16:27,086 --> 00:16:28,554
- which is almost ready.
- Mmm.
459
00:16:28,621 --> 00:16:31,390
It really transports me
to Shrek's cabana.
460
00:16:31,457 --> 00:16:33,068
- You guys made it.
We've got
461
00:16:33,092 --> 00:16:35,027
the Suzuki motorcycle seat.
462
00:16:35,094 --> 00:16:37,029
- You got the good stuff?
- The avocados?
463
00:16:37,096 --> 00:16:38,397
Yeah. Why are you whispering?
464
00:16:38,464 --> 00:16:40,299
It's just a trade,
of normal stuff.
465
00:16:40,366 --> 00:16:42,468
We're not‐‐ it's not a drug deal
or something bad.
466
00:16:42,535 --> 00:16:46,105
I'm gonna make my fiancée some
sweet, sweet guac with these.
467
00:16:46,172 --> 00:16:49,342
Oh, what the heck? Oh, no,
no, no, no, these are all bad.
468
00:16:49,408 --> 00:16:51,244
Oh. Oh, well, that's all we had.
469
00:16:51,310 --> 00:16:52,712
If you're upset,
we can trade back.
470
00:16:52,778 --> 00:16:54,847
You, uh, you can give her
a motorcycle seat.
471
00:16:54,914 --> 00:16:56,249
I'm not giving my fiancée
472
00:16:56,315 --> 00:16:58,184
a detached motorcycle seat,
Uncle Mike.
473
00:16:58,251 --> 00:16:59,452
She's a friggin' queen,
474
00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:01,521
not some frang dang
motocross dork.
475
00:17:01,587 --> 00:17:04,223
Okay, suit yourself.
Hey, maybe if you just say,
476
00:17:04,290 --> 00:17:06,292
"Yum, this guac is good,"
477
00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:09,039
- she won't notice.
- She'll definitely notice.
- She's gonna notice.
478
00:17:12,798 --> 00:17:14,943
Great. So, I'll just barely
make it to my anniversary party
479
00:17:14,967 --> 00:17:17,737
in time to disappoint
the love of my life.
480
00:17:17,803 --> 00:17:19,105
Hey, when we land,
481
00:17:19,171 --> 00:17:21,107
you want to get
one more ice cream sundae?
482
00:17:21,173 --> 00:17:23,175
- Always cheers me up.
- Thanks, Moon,
483
00:17:23,242 --> 00:17:24,820
but I don't think
I can have any more dairy.
484
00:17:24,844 --> 00:17:27,680
I kind of had diarrhea
at the grocery store.
485
00:17:27,747 --> 00:17:30,082
I wish I had some Bananaltines
right now.
486
00:17:30,149 --> 00:17:32,018
Or some Saltnanas.
487
00:17:32,084 --> 00:17:33,452
So, just like that,
488
00:17:33,519 --> 00:17:35,197
you marched out of the store,
got in your car
489
00:17:35,221 --> 00:17:36,632
- and drove straight to Alaska
to meet Wolf?
- Yes.
490
00:17:36,656 --> 00:17:38,457
Well, sort of.
I still had to go home,
491
00:17:38,524 --> 00:17:41,127
pack up everything I owned
and load it into my car,
492
00:17:41,193 --> 00:17:42,261
but then, yeah.
493
00:17:42,328 --> 00:17:43,896
Jerrybee, what are you doing?
494
00:17:43,963 --> 00:17:47,633
Ma, Honeybee is right. She
needs to follow her own dreams.
495
00:17:47,700 --> 00:17:50,369
Also, nobody needs to take over
the store anytime soon.
496
00:17:50,436 --> 00:17:53,239
You guys are in your early 50s
and in amazing shape.
497
00:17:53,306 --> 00:17:54,607
Honeybee,
of course we don't want
498
00:17:54,674 --> 00:17:56,475
to stand in the way
of your dreams.
499
00:17:56,542 --> 00:17:58,611
I guess we just always thought
your dreams
500
00:17:58,678 --> 00:18:01,581
would be here with us.
Please be careful.
501
00:18:01,647 --> 00:18:04,050
Don't worry, Mom.
I'm meeting him halfway
502
00:18:04,116 --> 00:18:05,451
at the Coffee Beanery
in Vancouver
503
00:18:05,518 --> 00:18:07,320
where Terry dies
in Final Destination.
504
00:18:07,386 --> 00:18:09,188
And if he's not my Shrek,
I'll come home,
505
00:18:09,255 --> 00:18:10,832
and I'll sell blackout curtains
to Draculas
506
00:18:10,856 --> 00:18:13,059
and venetian blinds to
nosy neighbors with binoculars
507
00:18:13,125 --> 00:18:15,795
- if that's what you want.
- That is what I want.
508
00:18:15,861 --> 00:18:17,229
- Mom.
- Sorry.
509
00:18:17,296 --> 00:18:18,507
Oh, my God. This is so romanti,
510
00:18:18,531 --> 00:18:20,666
I'm going to scream. Get ready.
511
00:18:22,168 --> 00:18:23,612
And then what happened?
512
00:18:23,636 --> 00:18:25,304
I drove for 17 hours straight,
513
00:18:25,371 --> 00:18:27,073
Fresno to Vancouver.
514
00:18:27,139 --> 00:18:28,483
Did I ever tell youabout the first time
515
00:18:28,507 --> 00:18:30,042
I saw Honeybee? I took the bus
516
00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:31,820
down to Vancouver to meet her
at the Coffee Beanery
517
00:18:31,844 --> 00:18:33,779
where Terry diesin Final Destination.
518
00:18:33,846 --> 00:18:35,514
I pulled upto the Coffee Beanery
519
00:18:35,581 --> 00:18:37,750
where Terry diesin Final Destination.
520
00:18:37,817 --> 00:18:39,819
I bought a scone for confidenceand waited.
521
00:18:39,885 --> 00:18:43,723
And then there she was.
Oh, it was like...
522
00:18:43,789 --> 00:18:47,193
What was it likewhen you finally saw him?
523
00:18:47,259 --> 00:18:50,129
Fireworks.
524
00:18:50,196 --> 00:18:52,398
It was perfect.
525
00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:55,701
I'm crying. I'm shaking.
This story is alive,
526
00:18:55,768 --> 00:18:58,838
and it is alive inside of me
right now through journalism.
527
00:19:00,072 --> 00:19:01,207
Ugh! Who is it?
528
00:19:01,273 --> 00:19:02,808
We're doing journalism in here.
529
00:19:02,875 --> 00:19:06,412
Can I speak with Honeybee
for a moment? In private?
530
00:19:06,479 --> 00:19:08,814
Here. No one will bother us
in the panic room.
531
00:19:08,881 --> 00:19:11,484
- This is a panic room?
- Yeah, it's a work in progress.
532
00:19:11,550 --> 00:19:13,819
So, I just wanted
to say I'm sorry.
533
00:19:13,886 --> 00:19:15,221
:
For what, baby?
534
00:19:15,287 --> 00:19:17,056
I wanted to prove to you
how much
535
00:19:17,123 --> 00:19:19,458
- I love...
- Hey. What's up, gang?
536
00:19:19,525 --> 00:19:21,227
Just need some Sterno canisters.
537
00:19:21,293 --> 00:19:23,229
Let me get through there.
Thank you.
538
00:19:23,295 --> 00:19:25,231
- You guys going to the party?
- Uh, yes, Ham.
539
00:19:25,297 --> 00:19:27,633
We will see you
at our anniversary party.
540
00:19:27,700 --> 00:19:30,169
Cool, cool. Yeah,
I think you're gonna lo...
541
00:19:30,236 --> 00:19:31,871
Uh, okay, yeah.
See you down there.
542
00:19:31,937 --> 00:19:34,740
Uh, we really need to get a lock
for the panic room door. Look,
543
00:19:34,807 --> 00:19:37,276
you've been dreaming
about guacamole so much,
544
00:19:37,343 --> 00:19:39,111
I wanted to make you some.
So I spent
545
00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:40,646
all day
on this crazy barter chain
546
00:19:40,713 --> 00:19:42,715
to Anchorage and back
to get you these avocados
547
00:19:42,782 --> 00:19:45,151
for our anniversary,
and they suck.
548
00:19:45,217 --> 00:19:46,619
And you didn't even ask
for them.
549
00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:48,621
My ex‐girlfriend
Lara Silverblatt was right.
550
00:19:48,688 --> 00:19:50,723
I'm always doing
these grand romantic gestures
551
00:19:50,790 --> 00:19:53,859
- that no one wants.
- Wolf, babe, you need to chill.
552
00:19:53,926 --> 00:19:55,804
Well, it's very hard to chill
in the panic room.
553
00:19:55,828 --> 00:19:57,697
- I‐It's right there in the name.
- I love you.
554
00:19:57,763 --> 00:20:01,133
You're not gonna drive me away
with a box of mushy avocados.
555
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:02,480
Things didn't work out with Lara
556
00:20:02,535 --> 00:20:04,804
because she wasn't your Fiona.
I am.
557
00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:07,740
Besides,
I love grand romantic gestures.
558
00:20:07,807 --> 00:20:09,909
The grander and romantic‐er
the better.
559
00:20:09,975 --> 00:20:12,445
I can't believe you went
to so much trouble for my gift.
560
00:20:12,511 --> 00:20:15,614
Some gift. All I got you
was a box of rotten garbage.
561
00:20:15,681 --> 00:20:18,684
No. Inside these avocados
are avocado pits.
562
00:20:18,751 --> 00:20:20,619
And do you know what happens
to avocado pits
563
00:20:20,686 --> 00:20:22,488
- when you plant them?
- They explode?
564
00:20:22,555 --> 00:20:24,423
They grow into avocado trees,
565
00:20:24,490 --> 00:20:27,426
which means avocados
all the time.
566
00:20:27,493 --> 00:20:29,695
- Mwah.
- You know,
Lara didn't even recognize
567
00:20:29,762 --> 00:20:32,198
any famous quotes
from There Will Be Blood.
568
00:20:32,264 --> 00:20:34,867
"I drink your milkshake.
569
00:20:34,934 --> 00:20:36,202
I drink it up."
570
00:20:36,268 --> 00:20:39,138
Welcome to Shrek's Miami.
571
00:20:40,806 --> 00:20:42,174
Good God.
572
00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:44,443
We decorated it just like
Shrek's beachside bungalow.
573
00:20:44,510 --> 00:20:46,779
And I'm Shrek's nemesis,
the Babadook.
574
00:20:46,846 --> 00:20:49,448
It's beautiful.
575
00:20:49,515 --> 00:20:51,117
I would like to propose a toast.
576
00:20:51,183 --> 00:20:53,753
Webster's dictionary defines
"wolf" as a carnivorous...
577
00:20:53,819 --> 00:20:55,421
You put the lotion
in my heart basket.
578
00:20:55,488 --> 00:20:58,591
"That'll do, pig. That'll do."
579
00:20:59,191 --> 00:21:01,227
♪ Billy lost his head,Terry got hit by a bus ♪
580
00:21:01,293 --> 00:21:03,963
♪ But our final destinationturned out to be us ♪
581
00:21:04,029 --> 00:21:06,065
♪ I wasn't crushedby landing gear ♪
582
00:21:06,132 --> 00:21:08,434
♪ But I'll always crush on you,my dear ♪
583
00:21:08,501 --> 00:21:09,969
♪ Dance as we fallthrough ceilings ♪
584
00:21:10,035 --> 00:21:12,037
♪ A flagpolethrough your heart ♪
585
00:21:12,104 --> 00:21:14,216
♪ Those unlucky teens all died,but we will never part ♪
586
00:21:14,240 --> 00:21:15,984
♪ Dying in a NASCAR smashwould sure be such a bummer ♪
587
00:21:16,008 --> 00:21:17,743
♪ But when I'm with you,my dear ♪
588
00:21:17,810 --> 00:21:19,678
♪ I know what we didlast summer ♪
589
00:21:19,745 --> 00:21:21,580
- ♪ Wrong movie, babe ♪
- ♪ Whoops ♪
590
00:21:21,647 --> 00:21:23,549
♪ My organs weren't sucked outby a pool ♪
591
00:21:23,616 --> 00:21:25,518
♪ But I'll always be your fool ♪
592
00:21:25,584 --> 00:21:28,120
♪ 'Cause I am your Terry,and I am your bus ♪
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