Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:04,388 --> 00:00:06,765
I can't believe he's still
in there getting tested.
2
00:00:06,790 --> 00:00:07,921
It's gonna be fine.
3
00:00:07,946 --> 00:00:10,854
He's a regular kid...
He's just a little weird.
4
00:00:10,878 --> 00:00:12,411
I'm not worried.
-Really?
5
00:00:12,446 --> 00:00:14,149
Because it seems like
you're nervously fixing
6
00:00:14,173 --> 00:00:15,791
a perfectly good cabinet door.
7
00:00:15,816 --> 00:00:17,398
It is not perfectly good.
8
00:00:17,423 --> 00:00:21,062
It has actually been broken...
since I nervously ripped it off.
9
00:00:21,411 --> 00:00:24,492
Mr. and Mrs. Bennett, I have great news.
10
00:00:24,517 --> 00:00:26,740
Marc's IQ is off the charts.
11
00:00:26,765 --> 00:00:27,793
He's gifted.
12
00:00:27,818 --> 00:00:29,648
No!
-Damn it to hell!
13
00:00:30,890 --> 00:00:33,699
I'm sorry, but did you
hear what I just said?
14
00:00:33,724 --> 00:00:35,414
Your son is a prodigy.
15
00:00:35,439 --> 00:00:36,781
This is wonderful.
16
00:00:36,806 --> 00:00:37,992
We know the drill.
17
00:00:38,017 --> 00:00:39,593
We've already been through this.
18
00:00:39,618 --> 00:00:40,750
Twice.
19
00:00:42,845 --> 00:00:44,476
English.
-Please tell your son
20
00:00:44,501 --> 00:00:47,435
you promised me the dining room
for my hyper-polyglot meeting,
21
00:00:47,460 --> 00:00:49,948
not for his juvenile food nonsense.
22
00:00:49,973 --> 00:00:52,803
Molecular gastronomy is not juvenile.
23
00:00:52,828 --> 00:00:54,298
It's science you can eat.
24
00:00:54,323 --> 00:00:57,101
The smoke in this jar is a
whole Thanksgiving dinner.
25
00:00:57,314 --> 00:00:58,679
No one cares!
26
00:00:58,704 --> 00:01:00,671
You can taste the yams.
27
00:01:00,696 --> 00:01:03,226
See? This is every day.
28
00:01:03,251 --> 00:01:04,687
Well, most people would see
29
00:01:04,712 --> 00:01:06,942
three gifted children as a blessing.
30
00:01:06,967 --> 00:01:10,060
Yeah, yeah. yeah.
Blessed with private school tuition,
31
00:01:10,085 --> 00:01:11,670
grant application fees,
32
00:01:11,695 --> 00:01:13,531
hazardous waste removal.
33
00:01:13,981 --> 00:01:15,399
Do you know what it's like to wake up
34
00:01:15,423 --> 00:01:16,801
in the middle of the
night and see your child
35
00:01:16,825 --> 00:01:18,828
drawing your blood for
a medical experiment?
36
00:01:19,353 --> 00:01:20,952
'Cause I do.
37
00:01:22,126 --> 00:01:24,132
Mother to future mother:
38
00:01:24,157 --> 00:01:27,320
you better hope that one
turns out more like this one.
39
00:01:27,612 --> 00:01:30,065
Noses are like mouths...
40
00:01:30,090 --> 00:01:32,203
that eat smells.
41
00:01:33,751 --> 00:01:35,757
She's our star.
42
00:01:36,096 --> 00:01:38,273
Okay. Well, you should also know,
43
00:01:38,298 --> 00:01:42,312
Marc actually had the highest
score that I ever tested.
44
00:01:42,718 --> 00:01:44,734
I see what's going on here.
45
00:01:46,222 --> 00:01:48,289
How much is it gonna
take to make this go away?
46
00:01:49,183 --> 00:01:51,086
Honey, honey, honey. Honey.
47
00:01:51,111 --> 00:01:53,445
It's too late. He's one of them now.
48
00:01:56,441 --> 00:01:58,775
I will see myself out.
49
00:02:01,386 --> 00:02:03,476
I guess this means I'm gifted.
50
00:02:10,912 --> 00:02:12,953
It's okay, buddy.
51
00:02:13,623 --> 00:02:15,531
We still love you.
52
00:02:28,617 --> 00:02:31,567
Know what it means now that
Marc's officially gifted?
53
00:02:31,592 --> 00:02:33,890
We can no longer live in denial.
54
00:02:34,340 --> 00:02:36,540
The schools are so cheap in denial.
55
00:02:37,523 --> 00:02:40,125
No. We're gonna have to
pony up for private school.
56
00:02:40,150 --> 00:02:43,990
Or we keep him in public,
bump him up to 12th grade.
57
00:02:44,015 --> 00:02:45,508
It'll give us another year to save up.
58
00:02:45,532 --> 00:02:47,828
I mean, sure, he'll be a small senior...
59
00:02:47,855 --> 00:02:50,078
But that just means the
lockers he gets stuffed into
60
00:02:50,103 --> 00:02:51,903
will be extra roomy.
61
00:02:52,328 --> 00:02:55,440
Maybe we can tuck him in under
the sink tonight to practice.
62
00:02:57,254 --> 00:03:01,523
Ah, yeah, we can't do any of that,
'cause we love him.
63
00:03:01,548 --> 00:03:04,429
And we don't want a true
crime podcast made about us.
64
00:03:04,952 --> 00:03:06,796
Hey, Daddy.
-Oh, God.
65
00:03:06,821 --> 00:03:09,085
You look handsome.
What are you doing at work today?
66
00:03:09,110 --> 00:03:11,367
Building a window seat
for the Jasters' bedroom.
67
00:03:11,523 --> 00:03:12,668
Why?
68
00:03:12,693 --> 00:03:14,640
I'm just interested in you.
69
00:03:14,665 --> 00:03:16,695
But now that we're asking questions,
70
00:03:16,720 --> 00:03:18,720
when the tester said
that Marc's FISC score
71
00:03:18,745 --> 00:03:20,023
was the highest she's ever tested,
72
00:03:20,047 --> 00:03:22,445
that's only because she didn't test me.
73
00:03:22,837 --> 00:03:24,413
Right?
74
00:03:24,438 --> 00:03:26,687
Uh-uh, no. I-I am not playing this game.
75
00:03:26,712 --> 00:03:28,578
We don't tell any of you your IQs.
76
00:03:28,603 --> 00:03:31,954
It's okay. I already know my
score was higher than Brian's.
77
00:03:32,140 --> 00:03:35,062
Oh, God, I know
you're trying to trick me,
78
00:03:35,087 --> 00:03:37,093
but I don't know how. Kay?
79
00:03:37,118 --> 00:03:40,382
Kay! She wants to
know their FISC scores.
80
00:03:40,407 --> 00:03:42,398
No chance. There's already enough ego
81
00:03:42,423 --> 00:03:44,084
and competition in this house.
82
00:03:44,109 --> 00:03:46,312
Thanks a lot, Mike!
83
00:03:47,979 --> 00:03:49,515
It's not even 8:00 a. m.,
84
00:03:49,540 --> 00:03:51,117
and we've already been assaulted
85
00:03:51,142 --> 00:03:53,765
and lost our dining room
to a science experiment.
86
00:03:54,656 --> 00:03:56,218
This does not bode well.
87
00:03:56,243 --> 00:03:57,757
Right.
88
00:03:58,782 --> 00:04:00,803
Because "bode" means...
-Look good.
89
00:04:00,828 --> 00:04:01,885
It doesn't look good.
-I know what it means.
90
00:04:01,909 --> 00:04:03,157
I know the word.
-You do not! You don't know
91
00:04:03,181 --> 00:04:05,101
what it means.
-It's one of my favorite words.
92
00:04:06,283 --> 00:04:08,795
Mommy, I have a question.
-Yeah, honey?
93
00:04:08,820 --> 00:04:11,546
If Brian's a genius,
and Nicole's a genius,
94
00:04:11,571 --> 00:04:15,106
and now Marc's a genius, am I a genius?
95
00:04:17,102 --> 00:04:20,843
Well, you have a lot of good qualities,
96
00:04:20,868 --> 00:04:24,369
but, um, do you want to be a genius?
97
00:04:25,409 --> 00:04:26,906
No.
98
00:04:26,931 --> 00:04:29,064
I want to be a waffle.
99
00:04:29,695 --> 00:04:31,632
You'd be delicious.
100
00:04:32,328 --> 00:04:34,054
Hey, buddy.
101
00:04:34,079 --> 00:04:35,379
What are you doing with that?
102
00:04:35,404 --> 00:04:37,773
I'm developing an opera
about Sacco and Vanzetti,
103
00:04:37,798 --> 00:04:41,433
two Italian anarchists in
1921 who were put to death.
104
00:04:42,096 --> 00:04:43,914
Neato.
105
00:04:45,040 --> 00:04:47,015
Basement?
-Basement.
106
00:04:49,032 --> 00:04:50,788
I don't know what to do anymore.
107
00:04:50,821 --> 00:04:52,134
It's sad.
108
00:04:52,159 --> 00:04:54,250
I don't feel like I can
relate to our kids at all.
109
00:04:54,275 --> 00:04:56,171
I know. They're so weird.
-Yeah.
110
00:04:56,196 --> 00:04:58,039
And they're only getting weirder.
111
00:04:58,064 --> 00:04:59,396
I mean, where does it end?
112
00:04:59,421 --> 00:05:02,511
Today it's opera, next it could be...
113
00:05:02,536 --> 00:05:04,039
I don't know what's worse than opera,
114
00:05:04,064 --> 00:05:05,446
but I'm worried our three
kids will invent it,
115
00:05:05,470 --> 00:05:06,703
and we'll have to go to it.
116
00:05:06,728 --> 00:05:08,617
And they've taken over the whole house.
117
00:05:08,642 --> 00:05:10,562
I mean, th-this is all
that we have left.
118
00:05:10,587 --> 00:05:13,656
Our monument to simpler, dumber times.
119
00:05:14,581 --> 00:05:17,671
Remember when I reeled
that guy in at Spencer's Gifts?
120
00:05:19,520 --> 00:05:22,656
I used to think this basement
is where our kids would
121
00:05:22,681 --> 00:05:24,514
sneak down to smoke pot.
122
00:05:26,026 --> 00:05:28,015
And now we do.
123
00:05:32,734 --> 00:05:34,570
Maybe we just did everything wrong.
124
00:05:34,595 --> 00:05:37,725
No, the problem is
we did everything right.
125
00:05:37,750 --> 00:05:39,593
We nurtured their gifts
126
00:05:39,618 --> 00:05:42,780
and encouraged their natural curiosity.
127
00:05:43,243 --> 00:05:45,366
Man, that was dumb.
-Yeah.
128
00:05:46,106 --> 00:05:48,038
I mean, look where it got us.
-Yeah.
129
00:05:48,063 --> 00:05:49,862
You know, at this point,
I would just settle
130
00:05:49,887 --> 00:05:51,366
for, like, a regular day
131
00:05:51,391 --> 00:05:53,554
where I don't need Google
Translate to find out
132
00:05:53,579 --> 00:05:54,679
if I've been insulted.
133
00:05:54,704 --> 00:05:57,305
Or where we bring
home an animal as a pet,
134
00:05:57,330 --> 00:05:59,397
and not to dissect.
-Or to clone.
135
00:05:59,422 --> 00:06:02,030
Oh, the cloning's the worst.
When they look at you,
136
00:06:02,055 --> 00:06:04,640
you know that they
know they're a mistake.
137
00:06:04,665 --> 00:06:08,179
All I want is one day of normal.
138
00:06:08,204 --> 00:06:10,639
We need it. The kids definitely need it.
139
00:06:10,664 --> 00:06:12,330
I mean, I love them.
140
00:06:12,355 --> 00:06:14,321
I don't want them to
grow into super weirdos.
141
00:06:14,346 --> 00:06:16,118
All right, so let's do it.
142
00:06:16,143 --> 00:06:18,218
We just gotta think of a
way to get them on board.
143
00:06:18,243 --> 00:06:19,382
Oh...
144
00:06:24,846 --> 00:06:26,233
Are you even still...
145
00:06:26,258 --> 00:06:28,983
No, I was thinking we need
more snacks down here.
146
00:06:34,569 --> 00:06:35,805
I don't really get your problem.
147
00:06:35,829 --> 00:06:37,344
If you want your kids
to have a normal day,
148
00:06:37,368 --> 00:06:38,468
just force 'em.
149
00:06:38,493 --> 00:06:40,968
You can't force your kids to be normal.
150
00:06:40,993 --> 00:06:42,671
But you could bully 'em.
151
00:06:42,696 --> 00:06:45,139
You used to be a great
bully in high school.
152
00:06:45,164 --> 00:06:46,671
Yeah, but I'm different now.
153
00:06:46,696 --> 00:06:47,696
I've got 21.
154
00:06:47,721 --> 00:06:49,632
Oh, look who can count.
155
00:06:49,657 --> 00:06:51,905
Here, man. Dang.
156
00:06:52,598 --> 00:06:55,157
See? You still got it.
157
00:06:55,182 --> 00:06:57,116
Mike doesn't like it when
I bully people, though.
158
00:06:57,141 --> 00:07:00,155
It reminds him of his
bully in high school... me.
159
00:07:00,647 --> 00:07:02,530
But you're outnumbered over there now.
160
00:07:02,555 --> 00:07:04,195
You're gonna have
to do whatever it takes
161
00:07:04,220 --> 00:07:07,014
to tilt the odds back
into the house's favor.
162
00:07:07,039 --> 00:07:08,439
Yeah, I gotta stop being nice
163
00:07:08,464 --> 00:07:10,710
about it for their own good.
-Thank you.
164
00:07:10,735 --> 00:07:12,202
You know what I'm gonna do?
-What?
165
00:07:12,227 --> 00:07:15,811
Tomorrow, I am forcing them
to go somewhere that is fun,
166
00:07:15,836 --> 00:07:18,530
dumb and taught me everything I know.
167
00:07:19,079 --> 00:07:21,085
The boardwalk?
-That's right.
168
00:07:21,110 --> 00:07:22,694
We're gonna do the Tilt-A-Whirl,
169
00:07:22,719 --> 00:07:25,280
and eat funnel cake
and ride the log flume
170
00:07:25,305 --> 00:07:27,913
until we throw up a
bunch of funnel cake.
171
00:07:27,938 --> 00:07:30,038
But I need the time to work on my opera.
172
00:07:30,063 --> 00:07:32,827
I've been a genius for a day
and have accomplished nothing.
173
00:07:32,852 --> 00:07:35,132
Tomorrow, you will
accomplish whacking moles
174
00:07:35,157 --> 00:07:36,741
and winning cheap stuffed animals,
175
00:07:36,766 --> 00:07:38,299
like we're a normal family.
176
00:07:38,324 --> 00:07:40,882
That doesn't sound
normal. It sounds trashy.
177
00:07:40,907 --> 00:07:44,257
We live in Atlantic City.
Normal is trashy.
178
00:07:45,017 --> 00:07:46,835
I think it sounds fun.
179
00:07:47,999 --> 00:07:49,398
Why?
180
00:07:49,691 --> 00:07:51,811
No, seriously,
is it okay if I bring a friend?
181
00:07:51,836 --> 00:07:53,303
Yes!
182
00:07:53,526 --> 00:07:55,726
Yes, of course.
183
00:07:55,751 --> 00:07:59,241
That's such a... normal thing to do.
184
00:07:59,266 --> 00:08:01,850
He's got a friend,
just like the kids in the movies.
185
00:08:01,875 --> 00:08:04,142
Hey, and if it gets you
guys more excited about it,
186
00:08:04,167 --> 00:08:06,701
you are welcome to bring friends, too.
187
00:08:06,726 --> 00:08:09,022
My best friend's already coming.
188
00:08:17,469 --> 00:08:18,585
Hey, Dad.
189
00:08:18,610 --> 00:08:20,319
No! Stay back.
190
00:08:22,336 --> 00:08:23,680
I know you're just gonna try to trick me
191
00:08:23,704 --> 00:08:25,249
into spilling your IQs.
192
00:08:25,274 --> 00:08:28,175
No, I was just coming over
to borrow the sunscreen.
193
00:08:28,200 --> 00:08:29,772
Someone's paranoid.
194
00:08:29,797 --> 00:08:31,093
Sorry.
195
00:08:31,424 --> 00:08:34,926
It's a side effect of the
medication I'm... vaping.
196
00:08:36,913 --> 00:08:38,858
Yeah, no, we're all good.
197
00:08:38,883 --> 00:08:40,397
Mom told me Marc's score, so...
198
00:08:40,422 --> 00:08:41,929
Yeah. No chance.
199
00:08:41,954 --> 00:08:43,155
No, really, she did.
200
00:08:43,180 --> 00:08:44,655
She told me he scored a 142.
201
00:08:44,680 --> 00:08:48,147
See, I know that's not true,
'cause he scored a 156.
202
00:08:51,772 --> 00:08:53,804
Damn it. Kay!
203
00:08:53,829 --> 00:08:55,647
I love you, Daddy.
204
00:08:55,672 --> 00:08:57,155
Hey, Mom.
-Hey.
205
00:08:57,180 --> 00:08:58,272
Can you believe it?
206
00:08:58,297 --> 00:09:00,429
All of the kids are actually ready.
207
00:09:00,454 --> 00:09:02,454
I even got Marc to wear swim trunks.
208
00:09:02,479 --> 00:09:04,218
I mean, he called them "water khakis",
209
00:09:04,243 --> 00:09:05,976
but whatever, he's wearing them.
210
00:09:06,200 --> 00:09:09,280
So, as soon as Brian's friend
gets here, we can leave.
211
00:09:09,305 --> 00:09:10,999
It is such a relief.
212
00:09:11,024 --> 00:09:13,905
I am so happy to know this
family isn't so far gone
213
00:09:13,930 --> 00:09:16,444
we can't have one
normal day around here.
214
00:09:21,071 --> 00:09:23,218
Hi, Mrs. Bennett.
-Can I help you?
215
00:09:23,243 --> 00:09:25,975
Stu-Stu!
-Bri-Bri!
216
00:09:30,414 --> 00:09:32,047
Dab!
217
00:09:34,780 --> 00:09:36,241
What is happening?
218
00:09:37,125 --> 00:09:39,780
I think we just met Brian's friend.
219
00:09:45,460 --> 00:09:47,919
So, you're the friend Brian is bringing
220
00:09:47,944 --> 00:09:50,654
on our "normal" family day.
221
00:09:52,077 --> 00:09:53,977
How exactly do you two know each other?
222
00:09:54,002 --> 00:09:57,388
From the Astronomical
Society message boards.
223
00:09:57,413 --> 00:10:01,574
And I know what you're thinking.
"How are these two friends?"
224
00:10:02,368 --> 00:10:04,836
I mean, he does computational physics,
225
00:10:04,871 --> 00:10:06,894
and I do theoretical physics.
226
00:10:07,293 --> 00:10:08,879
Like, what?
227
00:10:09,935 --> 00:10:11,738
But I can't thank you enough
228
00:10:11,763 --> 00:10:13,574
for inviting me, Mr. and Mrs. Bennett.
229
00:10:13,599 --> 00:10:15,932
Mike and Kay would probably
be less awkward for everyone.
230
00:10:15,957 --> 00:10:17,504
Well, Mike...
-I was wrong.
231
00:10:18,880 --> 00:10:21,136
I've just been so stressed
waiting to hear about
232
00:10:21,161 --> 00:10:23,695
the application for the
Princeton Physics Fellowship.
233
00:10:23,720 --> 00:10:26,574
A day at the beach
is exactly what I need.
234
00:10:27,488 --> 00:10:30,397
If we're not leaving,
I'm taking off my ocean slacks.
235
00:10:30,422 --> 00:10:31,983
Not in front of Stu!
236
00:10:32,740 --> 00:10:37,376
I mean, uh, yes, yes,
we are leaving, but, um...
237
00:10:37,802 --> 00:10:40,448
Your mom and I just need to talk
to Brian alone for a minute.
238
00:10:40,473 --> 00:10:44,342
Oh, FYI, I have a severe nut allergy.
239
00:10:44,367 --> 00:10:47,635
Here is my EpiPen.
It's better if you hold it.
240
00:10:47,660 --> 00:10:49,861
I always lose it, and I will need it.
241
00:10:56,338 --> 00:10:58,186
Listen, Bri, about your friend.
242
00:10:58,211 --> 00:11:00,268
Stu can't come.
Your dad and I talked about it.
243
00:11:00,293 --> 00:11:02,248
I've been with you
two since he got here.
244
00:11:02,273 --> 00:11:03,709
How'd you "talk" about it?
245
00:11:03,734 --> 00:11:05,873
With our eyes.
-We can do that.
246
00:11:06,180 --> 00:11:08,243
You're both such hypocrites.
247
00:11:08,268 --> 00:11:09,570
You're always telling
me that I should try
248
00:11:09,594 --> 00:11:10,626
and make more friends.
249
00:11:10,651 --> 00:11:12,718
We meant normal friends.
250
00:11:12,743 --> 00:11:15,451
The good kind who introduce
you to drugs and alcohol.
251
00:11:15,476 --> 00:11:16,985
People your own age.
252
00:11:17,017 --> 00:11:19,670
People my own age are boring and vapid.
253
00:11:19,695 --> 00:11:22,223
All they do is make penis jokes
and Rick and Morty references.
254
00:11:22,248 --> 00:11:24,684
God, people his age sound awesome.
255
00:11:24,709 --> 00:11:28,853
We're just trying to have
one normal day around here.
256
00:11:28,878 --> 00:11:31,795
Yeah, and-and Stu
seems like a lot of things,
257
00:11:31,820 --> 00:11:34,369
but normal ain't one of them.
258
00:11:34,631 --> 00:11:35,897
Sorry, Bri.
259
00:11:35,922 --> 00:11:37,701
Well, then, I'm sorry, too,
'cause if Stu can't go,
260
00:11:37,725 --> 00:11:39,391
then I don't go, either.
261
00:11:39,666 --> 00:11:41,943
Oh, no, no.
262
00:11:42,225 --> 00:11:44,268
We make the threats
in this house, buddy.
263
00:11:44,293 --> 00:11:47,030
And you are coming or else...
264
00:11:47,403 --> 00:11:50,451
... I will walk in there
and taint your results.
265
00:11:50,725 --> 00:11:52,610
Do not make me taint.
266
00:11:55,048 --> 00:11:57,715
Oh, come on, man.
Your mom just said "taint."
267
00:11:57,740 --> 00:11:59,907
Laugh. Be a kid.
268
00:12:00,272 --> 00:12:03,287
Go on, Mom. Might as well.
269
00:12:03,647 --> 00:12:06,919
Who needs to prove a quantum
vacuum in the universe...
270
00:12:06,944 --> 00:12:09,303
when there's one right here in my heart?
271
00:12:13,526 --> 00:12:15,194
What are we doing about Stu?
272
00:12:15,219 --> 00:12:16,686
Look, I am happy Brian
273
00:12:16,711 --> 00:12:17,968
has a friend, but we are not bringing
274
00:12:17,992 --> 00:12:20,772
a random 35-year-old
man to the boardwalk.
275
00:12:21,274 --> 00:12:22,912
You're supposed to meet
276
00:12:22,937 --> 00:12:25,615
random 35-year-old men at the boardwalk.
277
00:12:25,640 --> 00:12:28,374
We were different in high school.
278
00:12:28,399 --> 00:12:30,792
Will you help me problem-solve?
279
00:12:30,959 --> 00:12:32,550
You do what you do to think,
280
00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:34,412
I do what I do to think.
281
00:12:36,350 --> 00:12:38,215
Maybe we just bring him.
282
00:12:38,240 --> 00:12:40,791
This way we can drink,
and he'll drive us home.
283
00:12:40,816 --> 00:12:42,616
Yeah. Drive us home.
284
00:12:42,641 --> 00:12:44,036
Carry us upstairs.
285
00:12:44,061 --> 00:12:46,030
Take off our skin.
286
00:12:46,350 --> 00:12:50,615
Okay, there is no way that
guy can carry us upstairs.
287
00:12:52,238 --> 00:12:53,694
Just trying to find the upside here.
288
00:12:53,719 --> 00:12:56,654
We don't need an upside.
We need a solution.
289
00:12:57,444 --> 00:13:00,077
And he gave us the solution
290
00:13:00,428 --> 00:13:03,030
when he gave us the EpiPen.
291
00:13:06,397 --> 00:13:09,233
Hello, my deadly, honey-roasted friend.
292
00:13:09,905 --> 00:13:12,553
Okay, we are not murdering Stu.
293
00:13:12,578 --> 00:13:16,037
You know what?
I think I might know a way
294
00:13:16,062 --> 00:13:17,862
where Stu doesn't come
295
00:13:17,897 --> 00:13:19,428
and Brian doesn't hate us for it.
296
00:13:19,453 --> 00:13:21,853
What are you doing?
-Avoiding a murder charge for my wife.
297
00:13:22,088 --> 00:13:23,881
Hello, Stu? Hi.
298
00:13:23,906 --> 00:13:26,073
This is Doctor, uh, Doctorman
299
00:13:26,098 --> 00:13:28,342
from the Princeton Physics Fellowship.
300
00:13:28,367 --> 00:13:30,358
Excellent news. You've been accepted.
301
00:13:30,383 --> 00:13:32,998
Oh, my God, it's happening!
302
00:13:33,944 --> 00:13:35,928
Uh, we need you to come down
303
00:13:35,953 --> 00:13:37,486
to the campus as soon as possible...
304
00:13:37,511 --> 00:13:39,144
No time to say bye.
305
00:13:39,169 --> 00:13:40,756
You have a lovely home.
306
00:13:40,781 --> 00:13:42,481
I got a dream to live.
307
00:13:46,538 --> 00:13:47,623
I know it's kind of weird,
308
00:13:47,648 --> 00:13:50,139
but I'm actually kind of happy for him.
309
00:13:53,453 --> 00:13:56,030
All right, everybody. Boardwalk ti...
310
00:13:56,055 --> 00:13:57,662
What the hell's going on here?
311
00:13:57,687 --> 00:13:59,654
I'm helping Marc with his Oprah.
312
00:14:00,035 --> 00:14:02,584
So, what, now you're
too smart for paper?
313
00:14:02,609 --> 00:14:04,537
Big ideas require a big canvas.
314
00:14:04,562 --> 00:14:05,929
What if someone had told Michelangelo
315
00:14:05,953 --> 00:14:07,586
he couldn't draw on the ceiling?
316
00:14:07,969 --> 00:14:10,267
That's ridiculous. He lived in a sewer.
317
00:14:12,698 --> 00:14:15,135
We're not talking about
the Ninja Turtle, are we?
318
00:14:16,456 --> 00:14:19,041
We're never talking
about the Ninja Turtle.
319
00:14:19,066 --> 00:14:20,965
You should get Nicole.
-Yep.
320
00:14:21,221 --> 00:14:23,494
You had to drag your
poor sister into this?
321
00:14:23,519 --> 00:14:25,051
It's a privilege for the proletariat
322
00:14:25,076 --> 00:14:26,890
to service the needs of the elite.
323
00:14:27,273 --> 00:14:29,741
How did I give birth to Wikipedia?
324
00:14:31,453 --> 00:14:33,710
I'm a proto lariat.
325
00:14:35,328 --> 00:14:36,889
Nicole!
326
00:14:36,914 --> 00:14:38,733
Come on, we're...
327
00:14:40,316 --> 00:14:42,991
"Question six: Fluid Reasoning."
328
00:14:43,016 --> 00:14:45,405
Young lady, are you taking
a test behind our backs?
329
00:14:45,772 --> 00:14:48,100
Yeah, I found a site
online to take the FISC.
330
00:14:48,125 --> 00:14:50,483
I know Marc's score.
Now I need to crush him.
331
00:14:50,508 --> 00:14:51,866
No, you don't.
332
00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:53,428
Now turn that off.
-No!
333
00:14:53,453 --> 00:14:55,483
This is the only way
for me to credibly exert
334
00:14:55,508 --> 00:14:57,522
intellectual dominance over this family.
335
00:14:57,547 --> 00:14:59,780
I will not be a Salieri in my own home.
336
00:14:59,805 --> 00:15:02,205
I don't know what any of that means!
337
00:15:02,230 --> 00:15:04,225
I'm taking this.
-Uh...
338
00:15:11,236 --> 00:15:12,536
I was gonna storm off with this,
339
00:15:12,561 --> 00:15:14,397
but it's probably
easier if you just leave.
340
00:15:17,038 --> 00:15:18,936
Slam the door behind you.
341
00:15:20,336 --> 00:15:22,036
Thank you.
342
00:15:24,545 --> 00:15:27,726
Okay. I tried bullying,
but I don't think it worked.
343
00:15:27,751 --> 00:15:30,444
Can you go talk to her and
get her to like me again?
344
00:15:30,866 --> 00:15:32,444
We got bigger problems.
345
00:15:32,469 --> 00:15:34,374
Stupid Princeton.
346
00:15:34,399 --> 00:15:36,420
I applied to the same fellowship as Stu,
347
00:15:36,445 --> 00:15:38,256
which means he got in and I didn't.
348
00:15:38,281 --> 00:15:40,397
I'm never leaving this house again.
349
00:15:40,422 --> 00:15:42,866
Uh, I-I'm sure Princeton just hasn't
350
00:15:42,891 --> 00:15:44,389
gotten around to calling you yet.
351
00:15:44,414 --> 00:15:46,139
They're probably calling alphabetically.
352
00:15:46,164 --> 00:15:48,225
His last name is Zycam.
353
00:15:49,630 --> 00:15:51,960
Yeah, I can see that.
-If the EpiPen fits.
354
00:15:52,585 --> 00:15:55,452
Look, Brian, here's the truth...
355
00:15:57,233 --> 00:15:59,233
Y-You got into the program!
356
00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:01,639
What?
-Yeah.
357
00:16:01,664 --> 00:16:03,363
Wait. Are you guys just saying that
358
00:16:03,388 --> 00:16:04,835
so I'll go to the boardwalk?
359
00:16:04,860 --> 00:16:06,392
How come I never got a call?
360
00:16:06,417 --> 00:16:08,984
Because they sent a letter.
361
00:16:09,009 --> 00:16:10,522
I want to see it.
362
00:16:10,640 --> 00:16:12,014
Of course.
363
00:16:12,056 --> 00:16:13,289
Honey?
364
00:16:14,178 --> 00:16:15,940
Sure.
365
00:16:15,965 --> 00:16:17,764
I'll go get it.
366
00:16:17,789 --> 00:16:21,524
It was, uh, Dr. Doctorman, was it?
367
00:16:22,717 --> 00:16:23,944
And in the meantime,
368
00:16:23,969 --> 00:16:25,647
why don't you go and get changed...
369
00:16:25,672 --> 00:16:27,572
Viva l'anarchia!
370
00:16:27,597 --> 00:16:29,182
I'm just gonna ignore that.
371
00:16:29,961 --> 00:16:31,764
Okay, that I can't ignore.
372
00:16:32,674 --> 00:16:33,674
Oh, my God.
373
00:16:33,699 --> 00:16:35,381
Why are you destroying everything?
374
00:16:35,406 --> 00:16:38,178
I'm teaching Leila the
concept of anarchy.
375
00:16:38,324 --> 00:16:39,960
Oh... No, no, no.
376
00:16:40,342 --> 00:16:43,147
And I'm learning!
-No... Okay.
377
00:16:43,172 --> 00:16:44,905
All right, enough anarchy.
378
00:16:44,930 --> 00:16:46,155
Time to clean up. Come on.
379
00:16:46,180 --> 00:16:48,788
151?
-Oh, God, what now?
380
00:16:48,813 --> 00:16:51,581
I scored five points lower than Marc?
381
00:16:51,850 --> 00:16:54,242
We unplugged your computer.
How did you even finish the test?
382
00:16:54,266 --> 00:16:57,335
I know how to build a computer.
I'm not an idiot.
383
00:16:57,728 --> 00:17:00,686
I am so sorry, but your father
accidentally shredded the...
384
00:17:00,711 --> 00:17:02,881
Oh, my God, what is happening now?
385
00:17:03,024 --> 00:17:04,350
How could you?
386
00:17:04,375 --> 00:17:07,444
You've known for years I'm
just a 151 and never told me?
387
00:17:07,469 --> 00:17:08,694
She took a FISC test.
388
00:17:08,719 --> 00:17:10,485
Okay. Okay, relax.
389
00:17:10,510 --> 00:17:12,092
That test isn't even right.
390
00:17:12,117 --> 00:17:15,030
When you took the test the first time,
you got a 153.
391
00:17:15,055 --> 00:17:17,077
So I'm getting stupider?
392
00:17:17,102 --> 00:17:20,210
No, no, that's not what I'm saying...
-What is this? This is not my letter.
393
00:17:20,235 --> 00:17:22,538
This is lyrics for some lame song.
394
00:17:22,563 --> 00:17:24,764
Hey. "Closing Time" is not lame.
395
00:17:25,081 --> 00:17:27,139
Come here, come here. Stop...
-So you lied to me?
396
00:17:27,164 --> 00:17:29,842
There's no letter?
I-I don't know what's real anymore.
397
00:17:29,867 --> 00:17:33,045
Exactly. We're all in a simulation
398
00:17:33,070 --> 00:17:35,295
or something that gets me out of this.
399
00:17:35,538 --> 00:17:37,092
Just face it.
400
00:17:37,116 --> 00:17:39,014
We're both dumb and it's their fault.
401
00:17:39,039 --> 00:17:41,780
They're destroying our brain
cells with funnel cake.
402
00:17:41,805 --> 00:17:43,839
I am not going to the boardwalk.
403
00:17:43,864 --> 00:17:46,131
Me, neither. Me, either. Me, either.
404
00:17:46,156 --> 00:17:47,764
Look what you did!
405
00:17:48,511 --> 00:17:50,577
Hey, come back!
-No, it's fine.
406
00:17:50,602 --> 00:17:51,819
Let them go.
407
00:17:51,844 --> 00:17:54,288
This whole thing was
a stupid idea anyway.
408
00:17:54,313 --> 00:17:58,327
I'm just gonna go downstairs
and take a long, sad bath.
409
00:17:58,352 --> 00:17:59,818
Oh, babe.
410
00:17:59,843 --> 00:18:01,928
W-We don't have a bathtub downstairs.
411
00:18:01,953 --> 00:18:04,217
That's what makes it so sad.
412
00:18:06,666 --> 00:18:08,299
I'm learning!
413
00:18:16,756 --> 00:18:20,529
I can't believe I got outfoxed
by two boardwalking simpletons.
414
00:18:20,554 --> 00:18:22,505
Hey, show some respect.
415
00:18:22,530 --> 00:18:23,953
Two of you were
conceived at the boardwalk.
416
00:18:23,977 --> 00:18:26,075
I am not gonna say which two.
417
00:18:26,100 --> 00:18:27,905
Under the pier, back of the tramcar.
418
00:18:30,184 --> 00:18:32,847
We're not talking to you.
-Yeah, I-I know.
419
00:18:32,872 --> 00:18:35,238
We shouldn't have lied
to you about Princeton.
420
00:18:35,263 --> 00:18:36,457
And, Nicole, maybe you're right.
421
00:18:36,481 --> 00:18:38,886
Maybe we should've told you
your IQs a long time ago.
422
00:18:38,911 --> 00:18:41,644
Honestly, I don't know.
423
00:18:41,669 --> 00:18:42,887
There aren't many books written
424
00:18:42,911 --> 00:18:45,519
about how to raise three genius kids.
425
00:18:45,544 --> 00:18:49,051
Well, a-actually there are.
They're just super long.
426
00:18:51,949 --> 00:18:54,879
All your mom and I can do
is wing it and try our best.
427
00:18:54,904 --> 00:18:57,996
We sacrifice our time, our money,
428
00:18:58,165 --> 00:18:59,937
our walls...
429
00:19:00,551 --> 00:19:04,396
... to give you guys every chance
to make the most of your gifts.
430
00:19:04,916 --> 00:19:09,596
And today, all Mom wanted
in return was four hours.
431
00:19:10,468 --> 00:19:13,932
And I actually thought you guys
were mature enough to do it.
432
00:19:15,336 --> 00:19:16,969
I guess not.
433
00:19:19,780 --> 00:19:24,096
You know, for as smart as you guys are,
434
00:19:24,392 --> 00:19:26,612
you're just a bunch of dummies.
435
00:19:31,622 --> 00:19:33,182
Is he mad?
436
00:19:33,397 --> 00:19:36,947
It feels like he's mad,
but he didn't yell.
437
00:19:36,993 --> 00:19:38,369
It doesn't make sense.
438
00:19:38,394 --> 00:19:40,901
It's just the beach.
What's the big deal?
439
00:19:40,926 --> 00:19:42,510
I guess Mom just wanted to do something
440
00:19:42,535 --> 00:19:45,487
she likes for a change,
since it's her birthday.
441
00:19:45,512 --> 00:19:48,018
What?
-It's Mom's birthday?
442
00:19:48,043 --> 00:19:49,088
Uh-huh.
443
00:19:49,113 --> 00:19:50,980
I-I thought it was in March.
444
00:19:51,005 --> 00:19:52,905
Or October?
445
00:19:52,930 --> 00:19:55,580
I didn't even know Mom had a birthday.
446
00:19:56,460 --> 00:19:58,541
She has one every year.
447
00:19:58,566 --> 00:20:00,947
Stars, they're just like us.
448
00:20:01,465 --> 00:20:03,690
How could we not remember this?
449
00:20:03,715 --> 00:20:05,565
We're so self-obsessed
we can't even remember
450
00:20:05,590 --> 00:20:07,276
our own mother's birthday.
451
00:20:07,301 --> 00:20:08,711
Except for Leila.
452
00:20:08,736 --> 00:20:10,838
I'm a proto lariat.
453
00:20:12,357 --> 00:20:14,502
So, what do we do now?
454
00:20:17,840 --> 00:20:20,510
You know, I actually thought
today was going to be fun.
455
00:20:21,299 --> 00:20:23,190
Maybe we'll try again at some point.
456
00:20:23,504 --> 00:20:26,158
Think the boardwalk will
still be there in ten years?
457
00:20:26,465 --> 00:20:28,979
Not if Brian's climate
change models are right.
458
00:20:29,446 --> 00:20:32,354
But this might make you feel better.
459
00:20:33,096 --> 00:20:35,190
Look who I got working again.
460
00:20:37,137 --> 00:20:39,401
Oh! Holy hell!
461
00:20:40,793 --> 00:20:43,426
* Take me to the river... *
462
00:20:46,971 --> 00:20:49,254
I lost the only son I ever understood.
463
00:20:50,778 --> 00:20:52,324
Mommy!
464
00:20:52,349 --> 00:20:54,282
Marc was standing on the
chair writing his Oprah
465
00:20:54,307 --> 00:20:56,613
and then he fell and is screaming a lot.
466
00:20:56,638 --> 00:20:58,238
Can we get a new brother?
467
00:21:03,618 --> 00:21:05,199
What happened to the tarp?
468
00:21:09,490 --> 00:21:12,707
This is opera? It's not so bad.
469
00:21:17,474 --> 00:21:18,972
What is all this?
470
00:21:18,997 --> 00:21:20,520
We know we screwed up
and missed the chance
471
00:21:20,544 --> 00:21:23,512
to go to the boardwalk,
so we brought the boardwalk here.
472
00:21:23,537 --> 00:21:25,121
And we ordered funnel cakes.
473
00:21:25,146 --> 00:21:27,527
Luckily, I already had the
UV lights for my experiment,
474
00:21:27,552 --> 00:21:29,434
so we're getting the same
amount of cancer we'd get
475
00:21:29,458 --> 00:21:31,125
from being outside.
476
00:21:33,010 --> 00:21:34,977
We're sorry about the
way we acted today.
477
00:21:35,002 --> 00:21:37,534
Happy birthday, Mom.
-We love you.
478
00:21:37,559 --> 00:21:41,261
Thank you, this is so sweet.
479
00:21:42,186 --> 00:21:43,752
This is so bizarre.
480
00:21:43,777 --> 00:21:45,476
Why do they think it's my birthday?
481
00:21:45,501 --> 00:21:47,793
Daddy told me to tell them.
482
00:21:48,480 --> 00:21:50,426
It's called a scheme.
483
00:21:51,927 --> 00:21:55,254
You outsmarted the smart ones.
484
00:21:55,279 --> 00:21:57,504
Score one for the dummies.
485
00:21:57,529 --> 00:21:59,729
Yep. I used guilt.
486
00:21:59,754 --> 00:22:01,421
It's bullying from the heart.
487
00:22:02,027 --> 00:22:05,152
But I did not expect
them to do all this.
488
00:22:05,177 --> 00:22:07,402
Well, I love it.
489
00:22:07,427 --> 00:22:08,958
I just don't know how
you're gonna top this
490
00:22:08,982 --> 00:22:09,982
for my real birthday.
491
00:22:10,007 --> 00:22:11,449
Oh, no, this is your birthday now.
492
00:22:14,005 --> 00:22:15,730
Who is that?
-No clue.
493
00:22:15,755 --> 00:22:17,473
It's been the same
number calling for hours.
494
00:22:17,497 --> 00:22:20,613
It's probably spam.
I am just gonna turn it off.
495
00:22:21,995 --> 00:22:23,629
Okay, my turn!
496
00:22:27,527 --> 00:22:29,894
Hey, it's Mike, leave a message.
497
00:22:30,410 --> 00:22:33,824
Hi, Doctor Doctorman,
this is Stu, again.
498
00:22:33,857 --> 00:22:37,511
Uh, I've been outside the physics
building for a few hours.
499
00:22:37,807 --> 00:22:38,807
It's locked,
500
00:22:38,832 --> 00:22:41,683
but I won't move until I hear from you.
501
00:22:44,683 --> 00:22:48,683
Preuzeto sa www.titlovi.com
36708
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bengali
Bulgarian
Catalan
Cebuano
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Finnish
French
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Gujarati
Haitian Creole
Hawaiian
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Khmer
Korean
Kurdish (Kurmanji)
Kyrgyz
Lao
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Polish
Portuguese
Romanian
Russian
Samoan
Serbian
Sesotho
Shona
Sinhala
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swahili
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Turkish
Ukrainian
Urdu
Uzbek
Vietnamese
