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I thought we wake the
dead,not the other way around.

Damn it,I ordered extra caramel.

Did you change my coffee order again?

Yes,because that's not coffee.

That's diabetes on ice.

- it's late.Carbs help me think.
- PerfecT.

Think on him.

Say hello to simon.He's an
E.M.T.Who works with luke.

He's holding a kitten.

Which he saved at the scene of a fire
along with a toddler and a senior citizen.

Oh,you're good.

You know I don't do blind dates.

Fine.You can tell him that
yourself when he calls.

You game him my number?

- Pimp.
- Nun.

okay,ladies,

here we go.

And I told you i'd be morehan happy to talk once
someone gets hospitable and brings me dinner.

I didn't ask to be on break.

What do u have?

One cranky hooker,a migraine,and,uh...

you want to get that for me over there?

She found her 30 minutes ago.

Ma'am,can you tell
us what happened here?

Y'all can just take a number until
I get some crab rangoon up in here.

Fantastic,right?

Jill bernhardt,D.A.'S office.

I had you in court a few years back.

You cut your hair.

- Looks nice,girl.
- Thanks.

Seem to remember we
settled on probation.

Now you're back on turk
street with god knows

what kind of pipe in your purse.

Who's your P.O.Again?

- How can I help?
- You recognize her?

No,

but she's in the wrong
neighborhood,that's for sure.

Boys on this block
like their women bionic.

That one has all the parts
the good lord gave her.

Did you see anything
else,anyone in or out of here?

It's been a slow night.

All right.Let's get
her something to eat.

streets hadn't aged her yet.

I'd say she's almost pretty.

Whoever did this to her thought so,too.

He spared her face.

Bruising tells me the blow came
at least an hour before death.

Not a bobby pin out of
place.Her manicure's perfect.

No working girl I've ever met would
have gone down without a fight.

She was taken by surprise.

Lividity on the left
shoulder,arm and leg.

She didn't die in this position.

No,she was laying on her
side,maybe in a trunk or backseat.

I'll check clothes and hair for fibers.

Her right shoe's probably
fallen off in the john's car,too.

So what are you thinkin'?

Looks like a classic bump and dump.

Come on.You know me.Cindy
thomas,the "register."

Can you give me the
victim's name,age,a-anything?

Hi.I looked for a press
area,but there wasn't one.

That's because a prostitute slaying in
this part of town at 3:00 A.M.Isn't news.

Did you know tha the
crime desk assignment came

with a pepper spray key
chain and a police scanner?

It's like my new tivo.I
can't turn it off.

Cho,why are you
standing here socializing

when there's potential
evidence 3 feet behind you?

- Um...
- unless this is your purse,cho.

"Emily sherman."

I wonder what her working name was?

hello?

mom?

Where are you?

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Womens.Murder.Club
Season 1 Episode 3

I'm sorry.

You probably have a lot of work to do.

I just can't leave her.

It's okay.Take your time,sweetie.

The only work we have,alexis,is
finding who did this to your mom.

Can I ask you a few questions?

When was the last time you saw her?

Before school,

but I talked to her
last night around 6:00.

She called me while I was at my
art class,totally freaking out.

Why?

She was going on her first
date in,like,five years.

I told her to raid my
closet.We shared everything.

Do you know who she was going out with?

I don't know.

When I was little,my mom
didn't want me to think that

every time she brought a
guy home I had a new dad,

so she kept her love life private.

Five years with no dates?

When she opened the bookstore,

she said that she didn't have the
time or energy to meet someone new.

That's understandable.

She was just hiding the
fact that she wasonely.

I was the one who
forced her to find somee,

get back in the game.

- Do you know where the date was?
- No.

She went to the gym first,though.

bay view fitness.

Can I go home now?

Actually,alexis,why
don't you come with me?

That's one impressive teenager.

Emily did a great job.Being
a mom is hard enough.

I can't imagine doing it alone.

All right.

The head injury wasn't lethal,but it
was violent enough to knock her out.

That's when the killer tied her up.

These abrasions are on her ankles,too.

I don't know what was used yet,

but I can rule out your garden-variety
rope and electrical cord.

Any signs of sexual assault?

- None.
- Cause of death?

She asphyxiated on whatever was
shoved in her mouth to keep her quiet.

I have no way of knowing what it was.

The killer took it with him.

So he's smart,knows
how to cover his tracks.

You didn't ask to get back
in the game,did you,emily?

You were very comfortable
on your couch,in your pajamas

with a good pinot watching
"prime suspect" on dvd.

Not that anyone is
speaking from experience.

We'll get him.

We need to contact your
father,let him know what happened.

Good luck.

The last birthday card I got
from him was postmarked vermont,

but that was three years ago.

Wait.He getting custody?

That's for the dependency
court to figure out.

Well,what about our
apartment and the bookstore?

I mean,that was her life.I
have to take care of it.

The trouble is,you're 17.

Legally,you can't be on your own.

Yeah,but I always stay by myself.

I mean,just ask my
mom.She'll tell you...

it's gonna be okay.

emily was my biggest success story.

In six months we had her down two
dress sizes,got her body mass to 18.5.

No one was more committed.

Committed enough to squeeze in one more
workout before her big date,we hear.

God,I kind of feel responsible.

Why is that,mr.Roberts?

Emily was feeling insecure.

She was having second thoughts
about going out,so I pushed her.

It's a trainer's job to get
people out of their comfort zone,

make them see they're capable of more.

but you didn't see
her leave with anyone?

No.

By that time,I was
busy with mrs.Hammond.

Not a success story.

In all that chitchat,emily sherman
never mentioned the name of her date?

She just called him her luvspace guy,

you know,after that singles
web site everyone uses?

- What?
- Tom and the feds requested that kiss me not stuff days ago,

and you know how I feel about clutter.

This clutter represents five years,one
failed marriage and a lot of sleepless nights.

- They'll get it when I'm ready.
- This was also in my work area.

That's my background check.

Who's simon?Suspect?

Person of interest?

Potential blind date.

Get quippy and you die.

Well,it's clean except for one thing.

There's a citation from the humane
society,something about a kitten?

- Damn it.
- I say go for it.

It'snly one date.

I'm gonna walk this off.

Oh! Lindsay.

We are not on a first-name
basis in public,miss thomas,

and I have nothing new for
you in the emily sherman case.

I'm not here about that.

I just wanted to make sure I didn't
get anyone in trouble last night,

'cause that sweet officer
cho was totally doing his job.

- Then why were you bothering him?
- I was doing my job.

If...and this is a big if...

we're going to have a relationship,we
need to set up some ground rules.

- Ready.
- Okay.

Rule number one... if it looks
like I'm too busy to talk,I am.

Where are we on the
luvspace.Biz subpoena?

The company claims releasing emily sherman's
chat logs compromises the entire site.

They've got the office of
privacy protection involved.

- The back and forth coultake weeks.
- I don't have that kind of time.

Then slip in through
another member's back door.

My friend hannah is
tech editor at the paper,

and when she found out
that I was on luvspace,

she taught me this trick so that I could access
the private sections of my dates' profiles...

you know,see what they said
about me after we went out,

see how many women they're chatting up.

I'd like to remind everyone that this trick is
really illegal and really,really inadmissible.

Hey,you're single.You
want your own profile?

- No.
- Couldn't hurt.

Need a picture?

Why is my relationship status a problem
that everyone feels they need to solve?

I'm not ready.

Of course you are.

Everyone said that to emily sherman,too.

I'm in.Okay,this is
where she lists her job,

likes,dislikes,what have you.

The site then runs that information through
a database and picks out potential suitors.

That's when the chatting begins,

and emily was pretty chatty.

It's gonna take me at least
a day to go through all these.

Let me see her last correspondence.

Jared mccarthy... nfirming
dinner the night of the murder.

He's a magazine editor.

He likes "walks in the
rain and michael bubl?"

How romantic.

look,I'm not interested in sharing
the freakin' good news,okay?

Mr.Mccarthy,I'm inspector boxer.

- This is inspector jacobi.
- Sorry.

The,uh,thumpers on this street
can be pretty persistent.

Uh,ahem,I was just trying
to get some painting done.

We'd like to ask you a few
questions about emily sherman.

You met her on luvspace.Biz.

- What about her?
- Throw on a shirt.We'll chat inside.

Actually,the place is
kind of a mess,so...

don't move.

hey,hey,stop! You can't go up there!

I'm a police officer.

And people wonder why I don't date.

I wasn't torturing her.

It was two consenting
adults doing a scene.

From what,"the seagull"?

Oh,thanks.She'll never call me again.

You've got bigger
problems.Emilsherman was murdered.

From what we hear,you
were the last to see her.

I never even met the chick,all
right?She stood me up.

- How can we verify that
- I don't know.

Try to think.

Because as I'm looking around,I'm reminded
that our victim was bound and gagged,

clearly something you like to do.

Talk to the ma�tre d' at la luna.

He called me a cab,he
saw me leave alone.

- And after that?
- I came home and chatted online the rest of the night.

- Is that how you met our kinky dental hygienist?
- Her name is barbara,and yes.

Funny,I don't see pleather
on your list of likes.

I have profiles on more than one site.

Luvspace is for the nice girls.

Bindmeup is for the others.

It doesn't mean I killed anybody.

Look,all of those
chats are time-stamped.

I will print you a copy.

Did you give alexis sherman permission
to go home without a legal guardian?

She isn't alone,denise.

She's staying with a neighbor
while we look for her dad.

Right.Food stamp recipient
helen mctavish... age 81,cats,9.

Hardly an acceptable caretaker.

After her mother's grisly death,

staying with a family friend in familiar
surroundings was our best option.

The county is her parent in
absentia.You know the protocol.

She enters foster care today.

Denise,please.

The system will eat her alive.

Sad,but not this office's concern.

Can't you at least hold off
until her father is located?

Oh,i am not doing anything.

That woman may have a
law degree from stanford,

but her management style
is straight out of abu raib.

Mrs.Mctavish,I'm jill
bernhardt.May I speak with alexis?

Oh,I'm sorry,dear.

Alexis told me that the district
attorney was sending her home.

where is she?

lexis!

what do you think you're doing?

I wasn't gonna stay,I swear.

I just came to grab some stuff.

But when I walked in,I
could smell my mom's perfume.

You know,it was like she was here.

Alexis,I know you miss her,but it does
not mean you get to ignore the rules.

Fine.

I'll go back to mrs.Mctavish
and I'll apologize for lying.

I wish it were that easy.

The court won't approve
her as a guardian.

You're entering foster care today.

No way! Okay,I've heard
what those places are like.

Most of the kids I paint with down on
ortega are runaways from foster care.

I'm sorry.

Are you?

Do you have any idea
what you're doing to me?

We should pack a bag.

If you want,I can help you pick
out a few of your mom's things.

You've helped enough.

You the boyfriend?

Yeah.Milo.

Look,I-I know we're
not supposed to be here,

but she called me all hysterical,and I
didn't know...I didn't know what to do.

So I just brought over the
paint,and we got to work.

She was calming down till you showed up.

Something tells me her mother
wouldn't be too calm about all this.

Ms.Sherman would be down.

She loved me,and she always
wanted alexis to express herself.

And how long have you two been
expressing yourselves together?

A year.

Dude,this is surreal.

Only a few days ago,my
girl had a mom,a life.

She's going through
hell,milo.She's raw,emotional.

Her decisions will be,too,which means you need
to step up and be the calm voice of reason,'

cause we all want what's
best for alexis,right?

what did you find out
about the boyfriend?

Milo bishop,17,high school
dropout,up-and-coming graffiti artist.

Other than that,no criminal record.

They're gone.

Where are my boxes?

You don't keep the fbi waiting.

Those were my files.

Then why are they stamped
"property of S.F.P.D."?

The feds are trying
to solve a case,linz.

A case that I've been
working the past five years.

I'm the one who filled out
the profile on that monster.

I stared into the faces
of those poor women.

When this department refused to
cough up more money for D.N.A....

You paid for the tests yourself,I know.

I was the one who
balanced our checkbook.

Lindsay,this obsession
is costing you,a lot.

When was the last time
you took a vacation,hmm?

Or went to a movie,for pete's sake?

From what I hear,you're not even dating.

Can we be done?

And just so you know,i am dating...

simon,an amazing E.M.T.

Who loves me just the way
I am,obsessions and all.

Oh.

Well,good.

Not good,tom.

Bigger and better.

emily sherman's xiphoid
process was broken.

- Xi-what? - This piece
of cartilage right there.

It can snap when c.P.R.Is
administered incorrectly.

Ich means one of three things...

it was an accident,

our killer had second thoughts,or he
was just trying to prolong the terror.

Whatever it was,it's
not a pretty picture.

Aside from that,the body's clean...

no blood,D.N.A.,Nothing.

Wish I could give you more.

Actually,you can.

If tom asks,E.M.T.Simon and i have been
together forever,and we're completely in love.

So you lied.

Even my ex-husband is jumping on
the "lindsay needs a date" bandwagon,

and I had to exit his office
with some shred of dignity.

You know,

I didn't realize our matchmaking
efforts were upsetting you so much.

I just don't understand why it's
such a big deal for everybody.

Well,jill...

she's a bit of a busybody.

And in my case,I just think
I'm trying to live vicariously.

Through me?Please don't say that.

Lindsay,there's a gorgeous guy out
there who wants to get to know you,

maybe even sweep you off
your feet.It's exciting.

- It's not anything.
- Still,

you have options.

Some of us would kill for those.

What's going on at home,claire?

Nothing...

specifically,in the bedroom.

Okay,we've never actually
talked about this.

Is it difficult because of the...

- the wheelchair?
- Yeah.

- I mean,can ed...
- he can.

We just don'T.

We,who usually initiates?

Before the shooting,my
husband,always and everywhere.

Well,step up to the plate,sexy mama.

- Seduce the man.
- Oh,no,I can't do that.

And how did we go from the
autopsy report to my sad sex life?

It actually started with mine.

Feelg anxious?

It's completely normal.

Emergency foster placement
can be a little tricky,

but I think you'll be pleased
with the match we made.

Hey,alexis.

What are you doing here?

Taking you home.

My cooking could be
considered child abuse,

so our options are
chinese,pizza or clam land.

We'll skip that one.

So where's your boyfriend?

Who says I have a boyfriend?

There's aftershave in the pantry and
a bunch of suits stuffed under my bed.

So you're living in sin.

Who cares?

Your social worker,foone,but luke's
in chicago at a medical conference,

so technically,this week I'm single.

This was our tour of american authors...

mark twain's house,willa
cather's birthplace.

It's not the best vacation for a fifth
grader,but when your mom owns a bookstore...

I'm already having trouble
picturing what she looks like when I

close my eyes.

Do the memories go,too?

Some will.

Luckily,they come back
when you least expect it,

like finding a 20 in
your jeans on laundry day.

We reached your father.

He lives in florida now... tampa.

Is he coming to get me?

Not yet.

That's code for "he
doesn't want you," right?

He's remarried.His wife just had a baby.

They need more time to think it over.

Big deal.

Florida's a pit anyway.

Oh,we're not giving up.

Your endless optimism
is getting offensive.

I mean,why do you even care?

her father died when she was 8.

Her mom remarried a guy named billy.

Let's just say he wasn't much of a dad.

She ended up in the system for a while.

All that shuffling around was
tough,but she came out the other side.

That was me.

That's why I care.

We showed these to alexis and
the employees at emily's store.

No one can make an I.D.

She really chatted up this many guys?

The emily I knew got nervous if she had
to ask a man to share the lat machine.

Did she ever mention alexis' boyfriend?

Milo?

All the time.

- Fondly?
- Oh,she wasn't keen on him.

I don't know if it was
'cause he was a bad guy

or if he just reminded emily that
her little girl was growing up

and starting to pull away.

I know they fought about him,though.

Wait,I know him.

Bigstud4u?

His name's dino palley.

He was a member here
till we kicked him out.

He was cornering women on the
floor,getting inappropriate.

Did you ever see him
interact with emily?

That creep would interact
with anything with two legs.

Ooh,oysters,my favorite.

Aphrodisiac.

- Let's get a dozen.
- Sure,dino.

Nice top,by the way.

Thanks.

So have you met a lot
of women on the site?

A few.

Anybody recently?

let's not talk about them.

I'm just fascinated
by the whole process.

I mean,h-how do you
decide who to contact?

Is it by her looks,by her hobbies?

What was the last date you were on?

You keeping score or something?

No.

All right,maybe I am.

It's...it's... it's just intimidating.

I am on my first luvspace date,

and you're on your
what,70th or something?

How would you know that?

You're...you're just so natural at this.

Yeah,well,70's a pretty specific number.

You snooping around my account?

You spying on me?

Y-you have to
understand,I've had such...

bad luck in the past.

- Internet dating is scary.
- And I scare you?

Only because,dino,I...

I wanted you... I needed you...

to like me.

Now I see that I have betrayed your tru.

I should...I should go.

Hey.

Sit down.We'll start over.

Really?

Okay.

Uh,why don't you order
me a glass of red wine?

I'll be right back.

- boxer.
- before you get mad

that I did not check with you
first,this theory was a long shot.

- You could barely call it a hunch.
- Go on.

You know how I said that I would
sift through all of emily's chats?

Well,I did,and I discovered
that she had a "lurker,"

someone who contacted her once and
then checked her profile obsessively...

sort of like an online stalker.

So I sent him a message pretending
to be interested in a date,

we decided on dinner,and now I am
hiding in a restaurant busing station

- because he won't let me leave.
- What's his name?

Dino palley.

Where is he now?

thank god he is gone.

Cindy,that man is a person of interest.

I want you to get in your car

and meet me at the station immediately.

hey.

Where you goin'?

I-I thought... I thought you'd left.

No hug good-bye?

Um,I-I have to go.

But I have something for you.

ah bith,ah

You chased a woman into
a dark parking garage.

To give her a rose!

We were gonna start over,so I ran
across the street to the mini-mart.

And do you do those sweet
gestures for your wife,

someone you neglected to mention
in your online dating profile?

Hey,everybody cheats.

We only care about one of your
extramarital interests... emily sherman?

Never heard of her.

That's odd,because you belonged
to the same health club,

and you'd think you'd remember a woman
whose web page you visited a hundred times

in the last two months.

Okay,fine,I tried to chat her
up,first at the gym,and then online.

But the stuck-up cow wanted
nothing to do with me.

You may want to watch
your language,mr.Palley.

Emily sherman is dead.

What's that got to do with me?

Rejection hurts.

Makes a person
angry,angry enough to kill.

you people are nuts.I want my lawyer.

No problem.

Just tell us where you were two nights
ago between the hours of 7:00 and 10:00.

I was at the movies...

with my wife.

Well,bigstud,that's who
we get to talk to now.

Alexis,come and get it!

Hey,get those headphones out
of your ears.I'm starving.

Alexis was snubbed by her father,was
staring down a year in a group home.

I'd run away,too.

Matter of fact,I did.

What?

We have to consider other possibilities.

Emily and milo didn't get along,

and alexis and her mother
fought about him,too.

So you're saying they killed her?

Jacobi checked the skate
park where milo worked today.

He hasn't showed up for his shift.

That just means they ran away together.

With the money they
stole from emily's store.

We spoke to an employee this morning.

The cash register was emptied of $500.

Linz,I know this girl.

She's not a cold-blooded killer.

Which supports what claire found.

Somebody tried to administer C.P.R.

To emily before she died.

they may have lost their
nerve,tried to revive her.

Inspector boxer,come and find
me when you have a minute.

I want to discuss the sherman
investigation with you.

I was just filling in D.D.A.Bernhardt.

Miss bernhardt mov herself from
prosecutor to percipient witness

when she so generously signed on
as alexis sherman's foster parent.

It was a surprise to us all.

Hey,our alert paid off
at transbay terminal.

Someone fitting milo's description
inquired about two bus tickets to vegas.

Unis scooped him up.

They're on their way in.

Uh,lindsay?

Sorry.Do I know you?

Kitten guy.

Simon.

Hi.

Extra caramel.

Jill said it's your favorite.

She also said you don't do blind dates.

But now that we've
met,it's no longer an issue.

So,inspector boxer,would you like
to go out to dinner with me tonight?

Wow.

This is so nice.

Uh,it's just that we're in the middle of
an investigation,right,inspector jacobi?

Oh,yeah.Of course,we always are.

You know,a girl's gotta eat.

hey,you must be simon.

Nice to meet you.Tom.

Tom?

Hogan.

Remember,honey?

Uh,tom,my boss.

We never talk about work.

- tom from the office.
- Yes.

Well,uh,simon was just
leaving,weren't you,babe?

I S.Um,see you tonight?

At 8:00.Bix.

I can't wait.

It's our anniversary.

- See you later.
- Okay.

So he seems nice.

He's wonderful.

Where'd you two meet?

Uh,crime scene.

So which anniversary?

Well,my god,tom,if I didn't know you
better,I'd think you were obsessed.

hey,get off me! Aah!

Oh,um,interrogation.

Do what you want with me,but
you're never gonna find alexis!

What's in vegas,milo?

I don't know.

- C�line dion?
- Where's alexis?

We found her stuff at the motel.

I'm not telling you pigs anything.

You're in ouble,milo,

and I'm not talking about the
b&e,the robbery,the kidnapping.

I'm not even talking about
the murder one charge.

You're in trouble because you and your
girlfriend snowed a friend of mine,

and now I'm pissed.

I didn't murder anybody.

And since you're not talking,I've
gotta go with my most probable theory,

which is your girlfriend's mom
hated you,and you wanted her gone.

So you waited until emily had plans...

- a night out with a blind date.
- That's not true.

I was hanging with alexis that night.

Shame she's not around
to back you up,huh?

did she put you up to it?

It must have seemed so easy at first,

but then you heard emily's skull crunch,

and you felt her breath as you
shoved the gag in her mouth,

and it got too real,didn't it?

You chickened out.It was too late.

None of that happened.

As we speak,forensics experts are
processing the items from your motel room.

If they find one shred
of emily sherman's D.N.A.,

I will make it my personal mission to book
you a cell right next to scott peterson.

Listen,I'm innocent.

Innocent men don't flee to vegas.

We weren't fleeing!

We were getting married.

Then alexis would be emancipated,and
her life wouldn't be completely wrecked.

You've gotta believe me.

Then tell me where your girlfriend is.

We needed a car.

That's why we took the
money from the bookstore,

but it wasn't nearly enough.

Alexis remembered that her mom just bought
a bunch of personal training sessions worth,

like,2,000 bucks.

She called the gym,but the
trainer dude wasn't working today.

So alexis went over to his
place to get the money back.

Are they analyzing milo's belongings?

So far,there's no sign of hair or blood or
anything we can test for emily sherman's D.N.A.,

But here's a contents list.

I haven't had a chance
to look at it yet,but...

careful.I might taint that,too.

Was I naive?

No,honey.

You were just trying to be there for
alexis,because no one was there for you.

Swiss army knife,pair of underwear,

lambskin condoms.What is this,1912?

Let me see that.

I need to check something.

Policy dictates that
i deliver is in person.

An administrative write-up?

It was an ethical breach to assume
custody of a victim's daughter,

especially a victim whose murder
you would've been prosecuting.

Steps had to be taken.

And a verbal warning wouldn't suffice?

This lives in my file forever.

You should be thanking me.

The powers that be,they
were puing for suspension.

Slap a band-aid on that
bleeding heart of yours

or your days in this
office are numbered.

A-alexis left
a half-hour ago.

I told her to meet me
at the gym tomorrow.

You know,it's not like I keep
that kind of cash at home.

Was she acting strange?

No.

What's going on?

excu me.

Uh,excuse me one second,please.

yeah.Boxer.

A latex allergy killed emily sherman.

It's extremely rare.

Less than 1% of the
general population has it.

Because there was no
choking device at the scene,

there was no way that I
could have possibly known.

Well,how do you know now?

Milo was carrying lambskin condoms.

I paged alexis' family doctor.

He confirmed that she has a
type I hypersensitivity to latex.

Because there is a hereditary component,

I checked emily's body again.

Those marks on her wrists and ankles...

dermatitis at the site of contact.

So he used latex restraints?

Shoved them down her throat,too.

That allergic reaction left untreated
would have brought about anaphylactic shock,

respiratory arrest and death.

Made me think about your bondage guy.

He had a lot of latex,right?

I'll call you back.

Lindsay?

Aah!

Alexis?

Alexis,are you here?

So garret roberts was
obsessed with emily sherman,

and snapped when she
spurned his advances.

in his mind,he sculpted
her into a whole new woman.

How could she share that
with any other man but him?

The night of her date,they
fought in the parking lot.

Things escalated,and he hit her
hard enough to knock her out.

Well,that's a long way
from being bound and gagged.

Garret was panicked,delusional.

He wanted a chance to apologize to
emily,to convince her that he meant no harm.

Yeah,unfortunately,he
had a client waiting.

Which left him no choice but to tie emily
up and stuff her in the back of his car.

Never counting on the latex allergy.

How long would she have lasted?

10,15 minutes tops.

She was long gone by the
time he started the C.P.R.

So he found a deserted
alley,dumped her there.

Makes you want to quit the
gym and get fat,doesn't it?

here's your scotch.

Thank you.

How's the throat?

I'll survive.

All right,ladies,

I ge(@to cap off this wonderful evening

by canceling on a very
sweet and unsuspecting E.M.T.

Oh,simon?I took care of it.

What did you say?

"Lindsay had a very tough day at work."

I left out the part about
almost getting strangled to death

and blowing a guy's kneecaps off,

in case you wanted to leave
the door open just a lile bit.

Here's his phone
number,and that is the last

you will hear from me on the subject.

Thank you.

Any more questions,lois lane?

Yes.

Cocktails,nicknames.

Does this mean that I am in the club?

Okay,there are some ground rules.

I alrey know a few... ahem...

no ducking the tape at crime scenes,

no first names in public,uh,

assume that everything is off the
record until I'm told otherwise.

What else?

Make me laugh when the chips are down.

When I'm wrong,tell me I'm wrong,even
if you think I don't want to hear it.

Keep my secrets.Trust me with yours.

Oh,and buy me shoes on my birthday.

So I'm,uh...

I'm in?

You're in.

I just came to say good
night and that I hate you.

You were right.

Please come in.

Tell me more.

I used the kiss me not
case to avoid my life.

My dedication...

obsession...

did cost me,

and I can't help but think that

if I would've put that kind
of effort into other things,

personal things...

live and learn,right?

God,I hope so.

And who knows?Fresh es
could be good for the case.

Happy anniversary,by the way.

You and
bigger-and-better simon?

We're not together.

I met him for the first time
eight seconds before you did.

Yeah,I figured.That slap on
the ass was a little much.

So you're not dating anybody then?

No,

and before you ask why,the
official answer is I'm not ready.

Unofficially?

Well,I just think

that if I couldn't make it
work with a guy like you,then...

why bother?

And don't let that go to your head.

Lindsay...

it takes two people
to fail at a marriage.

Come on.One date.

One hour of conversation
with a martini,calamari?

Why do you have to skip
right to divorce number two?

could we be done?

Sure.

Hey,uh,some of the guys
are stopping by charlie's

later on for a drink.

You should come by,

maybe meet somebody.

Maybe.

Good night,tom.

can I come in?

If you're waiting for me to be
offensively optimistic,rest easy.

Are you okay?

I will be,I guess.

I've been trying to think
of what to say to you.

You know,something big and eloquent
to explain my stupid behavior?

It's not necessary.

Good.

I couldn't come up with anything.

One of the officers gave me this.

kind of random,huh?

Not if you're a nana
or inspector jacobi.

It made me remember this time

I stole a pack of candy
from my mom's purse.

I was,like,5 or something.

I cried so hard when she caught me.

I didn't know how she'd ever forgive me,

but all she said was,

"if you mean it,sorry's enough."

I'm sorry.

Sounds like you found your
first 20 on laundry day.

Get comfortable

Good day?

Fine.

- Boys asleep?
- Two hours ago.

- Baby,could you... could you bring me some of...
- thanks.

Oh,you... you're blocking the tv.

Ed,I'm here to seduce you.

okay.

I had a song and a little dance,and
that ice cream was gonna be part of it...

but it all seemed so
much easier in the car.

Well,don't give up now.

wow.

that works.

- hey!
- This seat taken?

You made it.

Well,barely.Traffic was nuts.

I'm glad you called.

I'm glad you were still free.

I ordered us some appetizers.

Do you know what you wanna
drink or you need more time?

No,I think I'm ready.

all righty.