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The public has always
loved your brother, ma'am. Pfft.
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On a scale of one to ten,
how sanctimonious does he look?
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A solid 12.
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Oh, do shove it up your arse, Fred.
Why are you here?
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You need to get married.
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Who would like to see the
heir to the British throne
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show Binky a "wittle wuv"?
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I had a koala bear
sitting on my face!
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Well, I hope you bought him
a drink first.
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Door, idiot!
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Security cameras have her
slipping out the back entrance.
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This is lowkey exciting.
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What if she's hurt?
What if she's kidnapped?
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What if she's hungry? Ah!
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How can this be happening?!
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THEY LAUGH
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Hands up if you've just been
arrested for buying cocaine
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from an undercover police officer.
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Somebody should probably let
Teddy know he's pulled.
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REPORTER: It's been six months
since the royal engagement,
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and with the wedding approaching,
the notoriously camera shy couple
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are baring all in their
first official interview.
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I'm sure the public at large
don't realise the dedication
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and, frankly, the sacrifice that
the life of a sovereign entails.
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It's not all palaces
and trips abroad.
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I mean, a lot of it is.
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Er, I really have to address
this, though.
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If rumours are to be believed,
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your family forced you
into this marriage.
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If rumours are to be believed,
Elvis is alive
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and running his own church
in Pensacola.
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That's the honeymoon sorted.
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THEY LAUGH
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Look, I know it's no secret
my family wanted me to settle down.
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It's also no secret I don't
like being told what to do.
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Teddy is my choice. As you are mine.
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We chose each other.
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When we first met, we just clicked.
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I don't think either of us expected
anything to come of it, though.
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Here we are, six months
down the line, head over heels.
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It has blossomed into
something very special.
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Love hit me right between the eyes.
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And, you know, it's no surprise,
really, is it?
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He's handsome and...
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..kind and intelligent.
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Oh, and he can name every
marsupial under the sun.
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Comes in more handy
than you'd think.
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Not at all.
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Er, well, look, the question
on everyone's lips, of course,
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can we expect a little prince
or princess in the future?
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Oh, let's not get ahead of
ourselves. I barely know him.
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But, seriously, are there
any plans for children?
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Look, we know we'd be coming to
the parenting party a little late,
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but it would be a wonderful gift.
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Who knows what Mother Nature,
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or indeed a good fertility clinic
has in store for me, but...
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Well, who wouldn't want
to continue those genes?
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I'm sure my ancestral line could
do with an injection of new blood.
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And he's one-eighth Danish.
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Hurdy-gurdy, gurdy-hurdy.
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That's Swedish. Same thing.
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Well, thank you both
for your time today.
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We look forward to the next chapter
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of your fairy tale
whirlwind love story.
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Thank you.
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MUSIC: Baby I Dig You
by Gene Anderson
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Thank you, that was fantastic.
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Thank you very much. Thank you.
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You used to call me your lover
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Oh, you made me that way
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I had lots of fancy clothes
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Oh, and everything was OK...
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SHE SCREAMS
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What did you make of the interview
last night on television?
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Did you watch it with
Georgie and her groom-to-be?
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Perfect, they will be
the best couple ever.
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Power couple?
Yeah, I like both of them.
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Yeah, yeah. That works for me.
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If they do manage to have a baby
then good for them.
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I've been quite judgmental
about her.
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Hang on, so, what, you're flipping
around now? Not flipping around.
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But, erm, maybe Teddy's
good for her.
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Maybe this might end up being OK.
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Maybe I'm jealous as hell.
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What a gorgeous Australian boy.
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I mean, he's a total
hunk-a-spunk, right?
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She could literally get anyone.
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Like, I feel like I'd support
her no matter what she did.
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So... Yeah. Oh, OK. Yeah. Yep.
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Beautiful icon girl boss.
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HE GIGGLES
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The interview played really well.
Overnight ratings were huge.
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It was the perfect mix
of I like you all,
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but I also rule you all.
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Nailed it - seriously. Nope.
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Yeah, you were a bit flirty
and a bit not flirty.
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Flirty, not flirty.
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I wasn't flirting with the woman.
I could barely concentrate.
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She kept crossing and uncrossing
her legs. Why do they do that?
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Calves.
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And you lit up the internet.
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"Queen Georgie wants
her little prince."
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"Queen reveals desire for an heir."
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And then Steel News led
with "Monarch HEIRlines". Nice.
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Your Majesty,
Sylvia Anderson has arrived.
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Who? Your future mother-in-law.
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Oh, meeting the parents.
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Parent. His father's dead.
Oh, God. What's she like?
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Oh, I think you're going
to love her.
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I've never met
anyone's parents before.
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Thank goodness there's only the one.
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Teddy suggested she come
to stay for a bit and bond.
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I said absolutely not,
but he thought I was joking.
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Ooh, it's all getting a bit real,
isn't it?
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BERNARD: PM's have to see you.
Again? She was here last week.
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Yes, and one day you'll
remember she comes every week.
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Congratulations on the interview.
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Shall I get the royal coat of arms
embroidered on some onesies?
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Don't you start.
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Oh, I think you'd
have a delightful baby.
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They do say ginger
skips a generation.
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I'm assuming you won't
be joining me. No, thank you.
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It's 12:10.
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How did anyone ever vote for you?
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Congratulations, ma'am.
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Your interview was a big success.
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You are riding high.
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Yes, it appears my comments have
sparked a lively national debate
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about geriatric pregnancy,
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which is something I've always
wanted my name tagged to.
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It's sexist terminology.
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Geriatric refers to any woman
over the age of 35.
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Ah. Oh, that's all right, then.
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I thought it was just a dig at me.
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I'm sure there are many career women
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who feel like they've
left it too late
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who will see you as a role model.
Another dream realised.
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I had my eggs frozen
when I became an MP. Ugh.
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Don't. Please.
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As you may or may not know...
My money's on not.
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..my government promised to deliver
state-of-the-art birthing facilities
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to all of our hospitals. Sorry?
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With this unexpected spike
in your popularity
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and the focus now being on
your reproductive future,
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how would you feel about us
naming the new maternity unit
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at Sydney Hospital after you?
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No, thanks. You'll get a plaque.
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A what? A plaque.
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I don't want a plaque.
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Everyone wants a plaque.
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And here's me saying no to a plaque.
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There's a cocktail reception
afterwards. Sure.
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DOG BARKS
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What's that?
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This is Clint.
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CLINT BARKS
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I beg your pardon.
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This is Clint,
Teddy's mother's therapy dog.
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CLINT BARKS
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Who's having the therapy?
It's unclear.
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Mum's here. Yes, I had
the pleasure of meeting her dog.
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I don't remember what he's called,
but I know it starts with a C
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and ends with "nt".
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Clint. He's been her rock
ever since Dad died.
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Hmm. Well, he certainly
shakes a lot for a rock.
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Oh, he's really helped her.
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She used to be really highly strung.
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Mum. Ah!
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CLINT BARKS
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Oh, my. Teddy,
you crept up on me then.
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CLINT BARKS
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Sh, Clint.
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So sorry about the crockery.
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Will someone come and clear it up,
or should I clear it up myself?
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Oh, you probably have servants
for that, or do you say servants?
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CLINT BARKS
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Oh... Sh. Clint.
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Oh, what a day.
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It's fine, Mum.
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Don't worry,
it wasn't the good stuff.
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Mum, this is Georgie.
Georgie, this is Mum.
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It's wonderful to meet you, Sylvia.
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Likewise, Your Majesty,
or should I call you daughter?
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I'm going to say no, seeing
as we're not in a Greek tragedy.
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SYLVIA LAUGHS
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Ma'am. Ah!
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CLINT BARKS
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Christ on a bike. Relax, Mum.
Is it always like this around here?
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People are often walking
through doors, yes.
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I was wondering about dinner.
Any dietary requirements?
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Sylvia? Oh, I'm easy.
Whatever's on the menu.
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I mean, I eat practically
everything.
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Excellent. Except meat.
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I'll have the chef prepare
a salmon. Uh-uh, and fish.
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Do you eat vegetables? Of course,
that would be crazy. Wouldn't it?
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Except carrots.
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Thank you, Weiwei.
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Er, what was his name?
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Weiwei.
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Weiwei...? Leave it, Mum.
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Well, isn't this something?
I can't believe I'm here.
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CLINT BARKS
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Oh, little mister,
he's due for his eye medication,
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so we'll skedaddle.
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I'll see you at dinner.
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But no dessert for you,
Miss Bride-to-be.
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Ma'am. Ah! What is
wrong with you people?
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Oh... Clint, come.
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CLINT BARKS
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So that's Mum.
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Yeah. I thought you said
she was highly strung.
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MUSIC: The Arrival Of
The Queen Of Sheba by Handel
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We're here. Wish we weren't.
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This visit is super important.
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We need to capitalise
off the interview.
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Up until now, your approval rating
with women has been... Abysmal.
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Women - always moaning
about something.
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Literally pretending
like you didn't say that.
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It's true. It is not true.
Certainly not here.
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The women in this building
roar like lions.
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Oh, we won't have to hear that,
will we?
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There is nothing greater
than the gift of life.
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Yes, there is.
It's called real estate.
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My fiance and I are planning
to have a baby.
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Oh, that's sweet.
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So someone in the family
will have smaller hands than you.
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So you're going to tour the wards,
make chitchat with the staff,
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and then finish with
the unveiling of the plaque.
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Do you have any questions at
all about the briefing notes?
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Yes. Yes, actually.
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Of course I don't.
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It's just babies, blah, blah, blah.
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This facility also has
cutting edge technology,
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like encapsulating placenta into
nutritious pills. Nauseating.
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MARC: Perhaps just say the opposite
of whatever you're thinking.
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Who am I? Who am I? Who am I?
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"Perhaps just say the opposite
of whatever you're thinking."
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That's how big your
baby's hands will be.
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There is nothing greater
than the gift of life.
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I mean, the things women have
to go through to give birth
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are really quite something,
aren't they?
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All the, you know,
and the pain and injection...
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I mean, it's just
got to hurt, hasn't it?
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That... Anyway, you know...
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Really...
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Extraordinary how quickly
the car can veer off the road.
247
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But, you know, please, please,
don't let me stop you.
248
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I know you've got many things to do.
249
00:10:56,080 --> 00:11:00,519
Mainly, I suppose lots of you've
got to go and poke into some...
250
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..clackers to sort of pull...
251
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..pull new life into the world.
252
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"Come on, Mum."
253
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Do all that. And then...
254
00:11:08,280 --> 00:11:11,759
"Ooh, sorry, Mum.
We've ripped your vagina."
255
00:11:11,760 --> 00:11:15,279
I mean, it's... Really the indignity
of it, it's astonishing, isn't it?
256
00:11:15,280 --> 00:11:19,479
I have heard that some people
poo a little when they give birth.
257
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It really is extraordinary.
258
00:11:20,960 --> 00:11:22,439
You are doing God's work.
259
00:11:22,440 --> 00:11:25,159
I honestly don't know
who it's worse for.
260
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You, the mother laying in it,
261
00:11:27,880 --> 00:11:29,759
the baby entering the world
262
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with a little bit of
mummy's poo on their head.
263
00:11:31,880 --> 00:11:37,079
"Hello, I've just been born.
What's this? Oh, it's shite."
264
00:11:37,080 --> 00:11:39,599
Anyway...
265
00:11:39,600 --> 00:11:42,199
Should its head be that shape?
266
00:11:42,200 --> 00:11:45,079
It's quite coney, isn't it?
267
00:11:45,080 --> 00:11:47,279
I mean, I'm sure
they've checked everything.
268
00:11:47,280 --> 00:11:48,479
And there's always hats.
269
00:11:48,480 --> 00:11:51,719
Shall we move on to the
birthing suite? Righty-oh.
270
00:11:51,720 --> 00:11:53,719
Well, well done, you.
271
00:11:53,720 --> 00:11:56,439
And, er, good luck with...
272
00:11:56,440 --> 00:11:57,490
..with that.
273
00:11:58,560 --> 00:12:00,159
I mean, did you see it?
274
00:12:00,160 --> 00:12:01,839
Looked like the end of a Cornetto.
275
00:12:01,840 --> 00:12:04,879
Hopefully it'll grow up
to be a wizard.
276
00:12:04,880 --> 00:12:06,479
We've got a beanbag over there,
277
00:12:06,480 --> 00:12:08,639
we've got exercise balls here,
278
00:12:08,640 --> 00:12:11,479
the TV over here for all
your entertainment needs
279
00:12:11,480 --> 00:12:13,719
and with our surround sound system,
280
00:12:13,720 --> 00:12:16,479
we can play whatever music
you want during your labour.
281
00:12:16,480 --> 00:12:18,319
Dolly Parton on a loop, surely.
282
00:12:18,320 --> 00:12:20,439
Hello. Sorry to interrupt.
283
00:12:20,440 --> 00:12:22,319
We were just going to have
a little peek.
284
00:12:22,320 --> 00:12:23,679
How are you? Hi.
285
00:12:23,680 --> 00:12:25,159
Get a shot of her and the preggos.
286
00:12:25,160 --> 00:12:26,279
Hi. Hello. I'm the Queen.
287
00:12:26,280 --> 00:12:28,759
Ooh, that sounded a little
more formal than I intended.
288
00:12:28,760 --> 00:12:30,359
Please, please, don't curtsy.
289
00:12:30,360 --> 00:12:32,840
Don't curtsy. You are all exempt.
290
00:12:34,920 --> 00:12:37,199
Jessica Bramer.
291
00:12:37,200 --> 00:12:39,639
It's Thompson now, but I, erm...
292
00:12:39,640 --> 00:12:43,399
It's so great to see you again,
Your Majesty.
293
00:12:43,400 --> 00:12:45,240
How do you even remember me?
294
00:12:49,080 --> 00:12:52,479
HEAVY ROCK MUSIC PLAYS FROM SPEAKERS
295
00:12:52,480 --> 00:12:54,480
I don't think this is Dolly.
296
00:13:01,960 --> 00:13:04,719
Fat, ginger,
curly-haired little piggy.
297
00:13:04,720 --> 00:13:06,799
Come on, don't be
so hard on yourself.
298
00:13:06,800 --> 00:13:09,239
That's what she used to call me.
299
00:13:09,240 --> 00:13:10,319
Jessica.
300
00:13:10,320 --> 00:13:13,359
She was one of the girls
at school who used to bully me.
301
00:13:13,360 --> 00:13:15,559
They used to throw sweets
and oink at me.
302
00:13:15,560 --> 00:13:17,759
"You'll never be queen,
you're too fat to be queen.
303
00:13:17,760 --> 00:13:20,919
"Fatty-fatty queen-queen.
Oink, oink, oink."
304
00:13:20,920 --> 00:13:23,439
Actually, I think that one was
started by one of the teachers.
305
00:13:23,440 --> 00:13:25,839
Childhood trauma
has been reawakened, ma'am.
306
00:13:25,840 --> 00:13:27,919
Oh, please.
307
00:13:27,920 --> 00:13:29,479
It's not Jurassic Park.
308
00:13:29,480 --> 00:13:31,559
No, there were no pigs there.
309
00:13:31,560 --> 00:13:33,159
I was bullied too.
310
00:13:33,160 --> 00:13:35,599
They used to pick on me
for being clever and pretty.
311
00:13:35,600 --> 00:13:37,199
Oh, shut the fuck up, Zoe.
312
00:13:37,200 --> 00:13:38,759
What did they used to say to you?
313
00:13:38,760 --> 00:13:42,279
"You're as pretty as a picture
and as smart as a fox.
314
00:13:42,280 --> 00:13:46,039
"Please will you be our friend?"
315
00:13:46,040 --> 00:13:49,439
They used to oink at me.
316
00:13:49,440 --> 00:13:50,799
SHE OINKS
317
00:13:50,800 --> 00:13:52,319
WEIWEI: Children can be very cruel,
318
00:13:52,320 --> 00:13:54,679
especially if you stand
out from the crowd.
319
00:13:54,680 --> 00:13:56,479
The pointing and the laughing,
320
00:13:56,480 --> 00:13:58,999
hurtful jokes about
race and culture.
321
00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:00,720
That kind of stuff will scar a kid.
322
00:14:02,280 --> 00:14:05,320
One of these days I really
should apologise to Ranjit.
323
00:14:05,321 --> 00:14:08,039
Not where I thought that was going.
324
00:14:08,040 --> 00:14:10,679
MATTHEW: Well, if we're doing this,
I was bullied too.
325
00:14:10,680 --> 00:14:12,719
Obviously. WEIWEI: Of course
you were. Yes, you were.
326
00:14:12,720 --> 00:14:14,559
OK, what you're all doing
there is bullying.
327
00:14:14,560 --> 00:14:16,919
Well, that's cos you're a loser. Oh.
328
00:14:16,920 --> 00:14:19,159
Me too, I was bullied as well.
329
00:14:19,160 --> 00:14:22,119
I didn't know that. Cos I've
never really spoken about it.
330
00:14:22,120 --> 00:14:25,639
It's not the sort of thing that you
want to dredge up after all these...
331
00:14:25,640 --> 00:14:27,839
OK, I wasn't really.
332
00:14:27,840 --> 00:14:29,840
I just felt a bit left out.
333
00:14:39,080 --> 00:14:42,359
Did you know there are
three Hemsworth brothers?
334
00:14:42,360 --> 00:14:44,559
I can't tell the difference
between Chris and Liam
335
00:14:44,560 --> 00:14:46,159
and now apparently
there's a Luke in the mix.
336
00:14:46,160 --> 00:14:48,559
Did you know there were three
Olsen sisters? I did not.
337
00:14:48,560 --> 00:14:50,079
Mary-Kate, Ashley and Elizabeth.
338
00:14:50,080 --> 00:14:52,399
Mm, that's four.
No, Mary-Kate's one person.
339
00:14:52,400 --> 00:14:54,160
I've never heard of any of them.
340
00:14:54,161 --> 00:14:58,319
The woman got you pretty
triggered back there.
341
00:14:58,320 --> 00:14:59,559
Triggered?
342
00:14:59,560 --> 00:15:01,759
What, like one of those people
who do a nutty every time
343
00:15:01,760 --> 00:15:04,319
they see a clown? Ridiculous.
This business.
344
00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:06,119
You're doing the
fidgety finger thing.
345
00:15:06,120 --> 00:15:07,719
You do that when you're upset.
346
00:15:07,720 --> 00:15:09,520
Imagine what I do
when I see a clown.
347
00:15:11,840 --> 00:15:13,399
I was bullied too.
348
00:15:13,400 --> 00:15:14,519
Who by, John Wick?
349
00:15:14,520 --> 00:15:15,880
No, I could take him easy.
350
00:15:15,881 --> 00:15:20,559
You should talk to her. You have a
right to let her know what she did.
351
00:15:20,560 --> 00:15:22,119
You've held on to it
for long enough.
352
00:15:22,120 --> 00:15:24,039
I couldn't bear to be in
the same room as her again.
353
00:15:24,040 --> 00:15:26,080
You'll feel better, trust me. I did.
354
00:15:27,280 --> 00:15:28,799
Or...
355
00:15:28,800 --> 00:15:30,719
..I could find out
she's led a dismal life,
356
00:15:30,720 --> 00:15:32,959
is living on the bones of her arse
and revel in it.
357
00:15:32,960 --> 00:15:35,879
I've always said benevolence
is your greatest quality.
358
00:15:35,880 --> 00:15:37,280
She used to oink at me.
359
00:15:40,600 --> 00:15:43,159
We're having dinner with who?
360
00:15:43,160 --> 00:15:45,039
One of Georgie's old school friends.
361
00:15:45,040 --> 00:15:48,040
But they know you can't
eat sesame seeds. They know.
362
00:15:49,480 --> 00:15:54,039
Oh, Teddy, my head's still
spinning with all this.
363
00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:55,839
I mean, isn't it just mad?
364
00:15:55,840 --> 00:15:58,879
It is, but at the same time,
it isn't.
365
00:15:58,880 --> 00:16:00,239
I think we just click, Mum.
366
00:16:00,240 --> 00:16:02,959
And as mad as this all is,
367
00:16:02,960 --> 00:16:04,759
I just think that she's my one.
368
00:16:04,760 --> 00:16:05,879
KNOCK ON DOOR
369
00:16:05,880 --> 00:16:08,159
WEIWEI: Hello, Mrs Anderson.
370
00:16:08,160 --> 00:16:09,439
Hello.
371
00:16:09,440 --> 00:16:11,639
Polite notice - I'm about
to come through the door.
372
00:16:11,640 --> 00:16:13,240
PHONE VIBRATES
373
00:16:11,640 --> 00:16:13,239
OK.
374
00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:16,479
Coming through the door now.
Right, you are.
375
00:16:16,480 --> 00:16:18,320
Ah!
376
00:16:16,480 --> 00:16:18,319
CLINT BARKS
377
00:16:18,320 --> 00:16:21,359
Oh, Jesus. You didn't say you'd
be carrying anything.
378
00:16:21,360 --> 00:16:23,959
Apologies. That was remiss of me.
379
00:16:23,960 --> 00:16:25,839
Sh, Clint.
380
00:16:25,840 --> 00:16:28,519
That was Little Shop Of Horrors
for a bit there.
381
00:16:28,520 --> 00:16:31,039
And your dog is on
our $40,000 couch.
382
00:16:31,040 --> 00:16:34,639
Do you mind if I ask you
a question, hmm?
383
00:16:34,640 --> 00:16:38,839
In Downton Abbey,
which one would you be?
384
00:16:38,840 --> 00:16:42,119
Whichever member of
the household was from Asia.
385
00:16:42,120 --> 00:16:44,839
No, I don't think there were any.
386
00:16:44,840 --> 00:16:47,279
No wonder I never watched it.
387
00:16:47,280 --> 00:16:48,439
CLINT BARKS
388
00:16:48,440 --> 00:16:50,199
GEORGIE AND JESSICA LAUGH
389
00:16:50,200 --> 00:16:52,479
And then it was about that time
that I realised
390
00:16:52,480 --> 00:16:54,719
modelling isn't all
it's cracked up to be.
391
00:16:54,720 --> 00:16:57,679
So I got off the catwalk,
started law school from scratch,
392
00:16:57,680 --> 00:17:01,519
and now I'm pleased to say that
I'm senior prosecutor for the state.
393
00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:05,199
And with this new surprise
starts another chapter.
394
00:17:05,200 --> 00:17:08,079
It's wonderful to hear how well
things are working out for you
395
00:17:08,080 --> 00:17:10,159
since we last met.
Oh, God, it's been a minute.
396
00:17:10,160 --> 00:17:11,999
Do you remember those days? I do.
397
00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:14,479
Oh. Fun times. Oh, the best.
398
00:17:14,480 --> 00:17:16,399
I wouldn't say that.
399
00:17:16,400 --> 00:17:18,319
I hated school.
400
00:17:18,320 --> 00:17:22,199
I was an awkward, insecure child,
miles away from home.
401
00:17:22,200 --> 00:17:23,759
I did like swimming, though.
402
00:17:23,760 --> 00:17:25,919
I wasn't particularly sporty.
403
00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:29,999
But these grew early, giving me
an unrivalled buoyancy in the water,
404
00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:33,279
so... Well, you've got
to love physics.
405
00:17:33,280 --> 00:17:35,639
But you put a stop to all that.
406
00:17:35,640 --> 00:17:37,039
I'm sorry?
407
00:17:37,040 --> 00:17:38,959
You should be.
408
00:17:38,960 --> 00:17:41,039
Koala ears.
409
00:17:41,040 --> 00:17:42,479
What are you talking about?
410
00:17:42,480 --> 00:17:44,559
Koala ears, that's what
she used to call me.
411
00:17:44,560 --> 00:17:46,559
That's a cute nickname.
412
00:17:46,560 --> 00:17:48,759
Oh, I know!
413
00:17:48,760 --> 00:17:50,599
How about Princess Pubes?
414
00:17:50,600 --> 00:17:52,639
Well, that's not so nice.
415
00:17:52,640 --> 00:17:54,719
I was 12 years old,
416
00:17:54,720 --> 00:17:56,439
standing on top of the diving board,
417
00:17:56,440 --> 00:18:02,559
and you pointed at my newly sprouted
noony poking out of my swimsuit
418
00:18:02,560 --> 00:18:05,719
and in front of everyone shouted,
419
00:18:05,720 --> 00:18:09,119
"Koala ears!" That would scar a kid.
420
00:18:09,120 --> 00:18:10,519
Yes, it did.
421
00:18:10,520 --> 00:18:13,039
I've had a hot wax
every week for over 30 years,
422
00:18:13,040 --> 00:18:14,319
whether I've needed one or not.
423
00:18:14,320 --> 00:18:16,679
Jesus. You must have thighs
like chicken skin.
424
00:18:16,680 --> 00:18:18,199
I don't remember any of this.
425
00:18:18,200 --> 00:18:20,999
Do you remember saying, if
Ronald McDonald ever gets cancer,
426
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:23,319
I could make him a wig
out of my big red muff?
427
00:18:23,320 --> 00:18:26,879
Georgie. Not quite the dinner
conversation I'd hoped for.
428
00:18:26,880 --> 00:18:29,599
I don't remember saying that,
but if I did,
429
00:18:29,600 --> 00:18:32,480
I am so sorry for the pain
that it's caused you.
430
00:18:33,520 --> 00:18:35,079
Not good enough.
431
00:18:35,080 --> 00:18:38,319
You po-faced overachieving
bucket of jizz.
432
00:18:38,320 --> 00:18:39,839
Who am I? Who am I? Who am I?
433
00:18:39,840 --> 00:18:44,199
"Now I'm proud to say I'm senior
prosecutor for the state."
434
00:18:44,200 --> 00:18:46,919
This is outrageous.
Have you lost your mind?
435
00:18:46,920 --> 00:18:49,599
Fuck off. Oh! What's happening?
436
00:18:49,600 --> 00:18:52,199
OK, no, you fuck off,
princess piss pot.
437
00:18:52,200 --> 00:18:53,679
Oh, it's all coming back now.
438
00:18:53,680 --> 00:18:54,959
You're just jealous of me.
439
00:18:54,960 --> 00:18:56,599
You were then and you are now.
440
00:18:56,600 --> 00:18:58,199
Oh, please!
441
00:18:58,200 --> 00:19:00,039
I'm the fucking Queen.
442
00:19:00,040 --> 00:19:03,559
Yeah, but inside you're still
a four-eyed ginger fatty
443
00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:05,159
with an escaping minge.
444
00:19:05,160 --> 00:19:07,959
OK, everyone should
just calm down.
445
00:19:07,960 --> 00:19:09,559
Mum, Mum. Where's Clint?
446
00:19:09,560 --> 00:19:11,160
I need Clint.
447
00:19:09,560 --> 00:19:11,159
CLINT BARKS
448
00:19:11,160 --> 00:19:13,159
All this monarchy nonsense.
449
00:19:13,160 --> 00:19:15,839
Look at you. It's just cosplay.
450
00:19:15,840 --> 00:19:17,599
You, the Queen.
451
00:19:17,600 --> 00:19:19,239
Ha! Don't make me laugh.
452
00:19:19,240 --> 00:19:21,839
You're a nobody. Get out.
453
00:19:21,840 --> 00:19:23,559
My pleasure.
454
00:19:23,560 --> 00:19:25,479
Oh! Oh, my God.
455
00:19:25,480 --> 00:19:27,679
Oh, move along the bus, please.
456
00:19:27,680 --> 00:19:29,839
I think it's coming.
Yes, and you're leaving.
457
00:19:29,840 --> 00:19:32,159
Call an ambulance.
My Clint, my Clint!
458
00:19:32,160 --> 00:19:34,639
Oh, my God, can I smell urine?
No, it's the dog.
459
00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:36,759
Yeah, and Jessica.
Why are they urinating?
460
00:19:36,760 --> 00:19:39,239
JESSICA: I'm not urinating.
Well, someone's urinating.
461
00:19:39,240 --> 00:19:42,359
Stop saying urinating!
Oh, I think something's coming out.
462
00:19:42,360 --> 00:19:44,719
Oh-oh! The baby's coming!
463
00:19:44,720 --> 00:19:47,319
Er, could we try and keep it
all off the furniture, please?
464
00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:48,759
It's crowing!
465
00:19:48,760 --> 00:19:52,360
CLINT BARKS, JESSICA GROANS
466
00:19:54,160 --> 00:19:56,520
KNOCK ON DOOR
467
00:19:54,160 --> 00:19:56,519
Go away.
468
00:19:56,520 --> 00:19:57,639
KNOCK ON DOOR
469
00:19:57,640 --> 00:20:00,240
No.
470
00:19:57,640 --> 00:20:00,239
DOOR OPENS
471
00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:02,359
You may be a Republican, Zoe,
472
00:20:02,360 --> 00:20:04,839
but you cannot just burst
into the Queen's boudoir
473
00:20:04,840 --> 00:20:06,799
in the middle of Aussie Lobstermen.
474
00:20:06,800 --> 00:20:08,199
There's a problem.
475
00:20:08,200 --> 00:20:11,599
No shit - Squizzy's boat's
about to sink. A bigger problem.
476
00:20:11,600 --> 00:20:12,879
What?
477
00:20:12,880 --> 00:20:15,399
Po-faced overachieving
bucket of jizz.
478
00:20:15,400 --> 00:20:17,559
You are really going
to have to start addressing me
479
00:20:17,560 --> 00:20:20,439
with more respect. My contact
at Steel News says that your friend
480
00:20:20,440 --> 00:20:23,359
is considering leaking the details
of the other night's dinner.
481
00:20:23,360 --> 00:20:24,879
That's not very friendly.
482
00:20:24,880 --> 00:20:27,959
Look, we just turned
a corner on bad PR.
483
00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:29,839
Yeah. Good job, buddy.
484
00:20:29,840 --> 00:20:31,519
So this can't get out.
485
00:20:31,520 --> 00:20:33,119
You need to fix this.
486
00:20:33,120 --> 00:20:36,159
And as soon as I find out what's
happening with Squizzy's boat,
487
00:20:36,160 --> 00:20:38,000
I will get right on it.
488
00:20:40,880 --> 00:20:42,639
Fine, I'll see her tomorrow.
489
00:20:42,640 --> 00:20:45,600
Now, get out the way.
The man's about to drown.
490
00:20:54,240 --> 00:20:55,759
This is all your fault.
491
00:20:55,760 --> 00:20:58,759
"Talk to her. You'll feel better.
Trust me." That's what you said.
492
00:20:58,760 --> 00:21:00,999
Yeah, talk to her,
not verbally induce labour.
493
00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:04,079
Well, excuse me
if I'm not as emotionally mature
494
00:21:04,080 --> 00:21:05,719
as you clearly were.
495
00:21:05,720 --> 00:21:07,519
Well, to be fair, I wasn't either.
496
00:21:07,520 --> 00:21:10,719
We were only able to move past that
after I headbutted him.
497
00:21:10,720 --> 00:21:12,880
Well, you buried the lead
on THAT one.
498
00:21:17,320 --> 00:21:19,719
Don't touch my baby.
Don't let her take my baby!
499
00:21:19,720 --> 00:21:21,520
Right, calm down, I'm not a dingo.
500
00:21:22,680 --> 00:21:25,160
BABY GURGLES
501
00:21:22,680 --> 00:21:25,159
Oh, isn't it...
502
00:21:25,160 --> 00:21:26,999
..so...
503
00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:29,320
It's just really, you know...
504
00:21:30,680 --> 00:21:32,119
You look well.
505
00:21:32,120 --> 00:21:33,879
Not well -
506
00:21:33,880 --> 00:21:36,279
more broken and haunted.
507
00:21:36,280 --> 00:21:38,199
If you've come here
to finish me off, Georgie,
508
00:21:38,200 --> 00:21:41,400
don't bother. Nine hours
of labour beat you to it.
509
00:21:42,560 --> 00:21:44,519
I know you're going to the press
510
00:21:44,520 --> 00:21:46,639
and, er, I was going to
come and try and stop you
511
00:21:46,640 --> 00:21:48,240
with an insincere apology. But...
512
00:21:49,840 --> 00:21:52,680
This all got real
very quickly, didn't it?
513
00:21:53,880 --> 00:21:56,199
My goodness, I'm so sorry.
514
00:21:56,200 --> 00:21:59,399
My behaviour was
appalling, indefensible.
515
00:21:59,400 --> 00:22:00,519
So...
516
00:22:00,520 --> 00:22:02,119
I'm not even going to try.
517
00:22:02,120 --> 00:22:04,639
The problem is clearly
with me and not you.
518
00:22:04,640 --> 00:22:06,919
I guess I'm still that fat
little kid who got dumped
519
00:22:06,920 --> 00:22:08,359
in Australia and hates her life.
520
00:22:08,360 --> 00:22:09,919
You can't smoke here, Georgie.
521
00:22:09,920 --> 00:22:11,159
Oh.
522
00:22:11,160 --> 00:22:13,239
Oh, of course.
523
00:22:13,240 --> 00:22:14,440
No ashtrays.
524
00:22:16,040 --> 00:22:18,919
I think holding on to an old grudge
525
00:22:18,920 --> 00:22:21,639
is just another way of me
avoiding my real issues.
526
00:22:21,640 --> 00:22:25,119
Like what?
Choosing which crown to wear?
527
00:22:25,120 --> 00:22:28,800
I'm saying this out loud
for the first time, but...
528
00:22:30,320 --> 00:22:32,599
..I'm about to marry a man
I don't love.
529
00:22:32,600 --> 00:22:34,599
Wow. Yeah.
530
00:22:34,600 --> 00:22:37,359
I mean, Teddy's great.
I don't know what's wrong with me,
531
00:22:37,360 --> 00:22:38,959
but I just...I can't get there.
532
00:22:38,960 --> 00:22:41,279
And maybe that will change in time.
533
00:22:41,280 --> 00:22:42,880
But for now...
534
00:22:44,480 --> 00:22:45,920
..things are not what they seem.
535
00:22:45,921 --> 00:22:50,039
Throw into the mix the headache
of choosing which crown to wear,
536
00:22:50,040 --> 00:22:51,840
and you can see why I'm such a mess.
537
00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:55,239
God, things are never
what they seem.
538
00:22:55,240 --> 00:22:57,519
You don't think school
was hard for me too?
539
00:22:57,520 --> 00:23:00,439
My parents were always fighting -
horrible fights.
540
00:23:00,440 --> 00:23:02,079
Eventually, my dad just took off.
541
00:23:02,080 --> 00:23:03,399
I fell apart.
542
00:23:03,400 --> 00:23:05,159
I got kicked out of uni for drugs,
543
00:23:05,160 --> 00:23:06,319
my addiction got worse,
544
00:23:06,320 --> 00:23:08,519
and I'm saying this out
loud for the first time,
545
00:23:08,520 --> 00:23:10,599
but I slept with men for money.
546
00:23:10,600 --> 00:23:12,119
Wow.
547
00:23:12,120 --> 00:23:13,559
Yeah.
548
00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:16,639
It was horrible,
degrading, embarrassing.
549
00:23:16,640 --> 00:23:17,919
Throw into the mix
550
00:23:17,920 --> 00:23:20,639
a newborn baby and hormones
and 29 stitches,
551
00:23:20,640 --> 00:23:22,260
and you can see why I'M such a mess.
552
00:23:23,440 --> 00:23:24,640
Well, I...
553
00:23:25,960 --> 00:23:28,159
..guess we've both had our issues.
554
00:23:28,160 --> 00:23:29,679
I'd say so.
555
00:23:29,680 --> 00:23:31,119
Although mine wasn't so much
556
00:23:31,120 --> 00:23:32,959
the blowjobs for cash kind of thing.
557
00:23:32,960 --> 00:23:34,360
Too soon. Mm.
558
00:23:35,360 --> 00:23:37,039
BABY CRIES
559
00:23:37,040 --> 00:23:38,400
Quite annoying, isn't it?
560
00:23:40,280 --> 00:23:42,199
I'm not going to the press, Georgie.
561
00:23:42,200 --> 00:23:44,080
Thank you.
562
00:23:46,160 --> 00:23:47,920
Oh, God.
563
00:23:48,920 --> 00:23:50,839
Does this mean we're friends now?
564
00:23:50,840 --> 00:23:53,119
I'd say we both deserve
a happy ending.
565
00:23:53,120 --> 00:23:54,639
Doesn't that cost extra?
566
00:23:54,640 --> 00:23:56,159
OK, koala ears, get out.
567
00:23:56,160 --> 00:23:57,760
Going. Yeah.
568
00:23:59,160 --> 00:24:01,360
Least its head's not too coney.
569
00:24:04,520 --> 00:24:05,999
How did it go? You know what?
570
00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:07,680
I feel good. No regrets.
571
00:24:08,920 --> 00:24:10,199
Oh, God, please don't...
572
00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:11,920
No, Marc, I didn't headbutt her.
573
00:24:15,920 --> 00:24:19,359
Queen Georgiana back
at Sydney Hospital today to finally
574
00:24:19,360 --> 00:24:21,399
unveil that plaque.
575
00:24:21,400 --> 00:24:24,639
We'll take you back to Sydney
Hospital very soon for take two
576
00:24:24,640 --> 00:24:27,079
at the opening
of the new maternity ward.
577
00:24:27,080 --> 00:24:29,239
Is she going to turn up today,
do you think?
578
00:24:29,240 --> 00:24:30,959
Is she going to bolt again?
579
00:24:30,960 --> 00:24:33,319
And it is our great honour
to declare
580
00:24:33,320 --> 00:24:37,240
the Queen Georgiana Maternity Wing
officially open.
581
00:24:39,240 --> 00:24:41,320
CAMERAS CLICK
582
00:24:39,240 --> 00:24:41,320
Oh!
583
00:24:46,720 --> 00:24:49,319
Well, I have to thank you, Rebecca.
584
00:24:49,320 --> 00:24:51,439
I do appreciate the gesture.
585
00:24:51,440 --> 00:24:53,799
And, you know, you're right,
586
00:24:53,800 --> 00:24:55,799
it IS nice to have a plaque.
587
00:24:55,800 --> 00:24:58,319
Ah, YOU'RE in a positive mood.
588
00:24:58,320 --> 00:25:00,200
It's just a good day.
589
00:25:06,920 --> 00:25:08,239
Looks amazing, ma'am.
590
00:25:08,240 --> 00:25:09,880
PHONE BUZZES
591
00:25:08,240 --> 00:25:09,879
Completely inspiring.
592
00:25:09,880 --> 00:25:11,319
Thank you, Matthew.
593
00:25:11,320 --> 00:25:12,679
Oh, my God!
594
00:25:12,680 --> 00:25:15,759
"Senior state prosecutor
Jessica Thompson fights for marriage
595
00:25:15,760 --> 00:25:18,799
"and career after prostitution
revelations are leaked"?!
596
00:25:18,800 --> 00:25:20,839
Isn't that your friend?
597
00:25:20,840 --> 00:25:22,559
Is it?
598
00:25:22,560 --> 00:25:24,680
And when they fight, they fight
599
00:25:26,040 --> 00:25:29,600
And when they come home
at night they say
600
00:25:32,760 --> 00:25:35,480
"I love you, baby"
601
00:25:37,960 --> 00:25:40,799
Ooh-ooh, ooh
602
00:25:40,800 --> 00:25:45,639
Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh
603
00:25:45,640 --> 00:25:47,879
Ooh-ooh, ooh
604
00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:51,680
Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh
605
00:25:53,800 --> 00:25:56,680
Then, when it all
comes crashing down...
606
00:25:56,730 --> 00:26:01,280
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