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Ooh, pancakes.
Gimme, gimme.
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That's for your mom.
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-Today is our...
-Half-iversary!
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Aw. You remembered?
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You woke us all up, screaming,
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"Today is our half-iversary!"
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Remy and I are treating you
to a romantic dinner.
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And it will be better than last year
at King Arthur's Round Table
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when Dad had to get on a horse.
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Bad night to wear skinny jeans.
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Oh, honey,
you don't have to spend all your money
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-on some restaurant.
-Way ahead of you.
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We're treating you to a four-course,
horse-free meal in the backyard.
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It'll be set up by the time you get back
from your day of lovey-dovey stuff
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I never wanna hear about.
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Mmm, let the romance begin.
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Not in front of the children, please!
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Oh, and remember you're responsible
for Remy while we're gone today.
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I'm a multitasking monster.
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Whatever Remy needs,
I'm on it. Easy-peasy.
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REMY: Mom? Can you
bring me a spoon?
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Oh, and a bowl?
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And could you put cereal
and milk in that bowl first? Thanks!
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Right. (CHUCKLES)
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Easy-peasy. (CHUCKLES)
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(SINISTER INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)
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Hello. (CHUCKLES)
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Listen, Frankie.
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I have a new task for you.
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Today? GR,
it's my parents' half-iversary.
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I have to cook a huge dinner
and watch my brother, and...
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Honey? Who are you talking to?
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Nobody. (CHUCKLES)
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-Frankie, we're headed out.
-Mmm-hmm.
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Call us if you have any problems.
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Mmm-hmm.
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Can't wait for our four-course meal!
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Mmm-hmm! (CHUCKLING)
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(MOUTHING)
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You might want to put some floss
on those back molars.
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(OPENING THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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Listen, GR, can we reschedule this task?
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I have a very busy day.
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That is so girl-boss of you to ask,
but no.
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It's a simple task,
if not also a bit, uh...
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-Personal.
-Personal?
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How's it personal?
(CHUCKLES) Dish!
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(LAUGHS UNCOMFORTABLY) No.
This is not some hot goss sesh.
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Some things are just
better left in the past. (SIGHS)
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What just happened?
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Where am I?
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Is there a pay phone?
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I don't know what that is,
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but welcome to the underworld!
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The under-what-now?
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-Who are you?
-Oh, I'm...
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(CHUCKLES) It still feels
weird to say this.
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I'm a Grim Reaper... No!
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I am the Grim Reaper. (LAUGHS)
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It's my first day. (CHUCKLES)
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And why am I here?
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Oh, because you died! (LAUGHS)
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Sorry, should have led with that.
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Again, first day. (LAUGHS)
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(CLEARS THROAT)
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Well, I guess dying happens
to the best of us, right?
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I suppose it does. (CHUCKLES)
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What a wonderful outlook you have.
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It's easy to stay positive
with someone like you around.
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I see why they gave you the job.
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Is it hot in here?
(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)
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Ahem, can I get your name?
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It's Theodore.
Theodore Snickering.
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Oh!
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(CHUCKLING) What a lovely name.
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Ooh! I just need you to sign here
in this book.
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Uh, do you mind telling me
what it is I'm signing?
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Oh, of course.
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(CLEARS THROAT)
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This is your standard agreement,
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stating that once you sign, your soul
will be owned by the underworld.
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Okay. Sounds fair to me.
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-Hey, you know what?
-Hmm?
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I just realized (SCOFFS)
I don't have my watch.
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Any chance I could pop back up
real fast and grab it?
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(CHUCKLING) Ooh, uh, um...
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I'm afraid that's against the rules.
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
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But don't you pretty much
make the rules?
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I guess I do. (LAUGHS)
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I wouldn't ask,
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but my dear mother
gave that watch to me. (SOBBING)
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She'd love you, by the way.
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Oh, that's so sweet.
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Okay, I suppose
I could make an exception this one time.
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I'll zap you up
so you can get your dear mother's watch.
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And since you've already
signed the book,
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it shouldn't be a problem
to zap you back when you're done.
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(LAUGHING) Oh! Um...
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I should double-check my manual
on how to properly zap.
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Won't be but a minute. (LAUGHS)
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Okay! (CHUCKLES)
So, I'll see you soon?
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Back in a flash.
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(SWISHING)
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Ah!
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(CLICKS)
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-(CLICKS)
-(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)
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-(CLICKING)
-Oh!
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Strange.
Can't seem to zap Theodore back.
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(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
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Yeah, so he tricked me.
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And he stole my book.
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Bittersweet memory.
More bitter than sweet.
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Listen, Frankie,
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I need you to retrieve a book from
locker 12-12-and-a-half at your school.
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Twelve-twelve-and-a-half?
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Our school doesn't have
any half lockers.
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How am I supposed to find
something that doesn't exist?
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I believe in you.
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Now, you're looking
for the Book of Souls.
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And once you find it, my dear,
whatever you do, do not open that book.
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A soul could escape.
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Anyway, toodles! (CHUCKLES)
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I heard everything.
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Well, everything you said.
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Were you just talking
to the Grim Reaper?
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Was she mad?
And does she look like Aunt Peggy?
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'Cause in my head
she looks like Aunt Peggy.
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-Did she give you a task?
-Remy, chill.
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You know I have zero chill.
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But, Frankie, I can help.
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I'm The Locker Broker
and the head of S.W.E.A.T.I.
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Also, I happen to know the town library
has a detailed map of the school.
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Because I have it in my room.
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It's a year past due, but don't worry,
I checked it out under Carson's name.
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Okay. You're coming with me.
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Good. I was coming anyway.
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You didn't have a choice.
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I'm so excited.
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This is my first time planning
a romantic dinner.
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Based on our research, we're gonna need
one very long strand of spaghetti.
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Actually, I can't go shopping.
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GR just gave me a task to find
some old book at school.
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Can you two go for me?
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We're on it! Scary, let's go
to the romantic dinner store!
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(CHUCKLES) Here it's just called
a grocery store.
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How'd you get the janitor
to let us in on a Saturday?
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I told her we had weekend detention.
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If she sees you, look sad.
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Okay, so, here's the map.
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As you can see,
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there is no
locker 12-12-and-a-half on here.
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You know,
you could have told me this at home.
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Did Indiana Jones stay at home?
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My gut tells me this file room
is where they keep the original
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building plans for the school.
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Is this the same gut
that told you peanut butter
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would be good on a hot dog?
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It was right then, and it's right now.
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(GRUNTS)
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Well, I hope your gut has a key.
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Even better.
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I've got a grappling hook.
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I'll climb up through the air vents
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and drop myself into the room
from above.
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Remy, I'm responsible for you.
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I can't let you climb
through the ceiling
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so you can Tom Cruise yourself
into a room.
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It's either this or you tell
Grim Reaper you failed.
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I'll give you a boost.
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No need.
We'll communicate with these.
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Good luck! (SIGHS)
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Where I'm going, I don't need luck.
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Well, technically, you do...
Just go.
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REMY: Approaching
air vents now, over.
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Be careful, Remy.
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Okay, I'm in position
above the file room.
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Now, all I have to do
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is lower my body gently...
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(SCREAMS)
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I'm okay.
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What do you see in there?
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The land of forbidden filing cabinets.
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FRANKIE: You know
you're not in a movie, right?
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Just hurry up and get out of there.
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Behold, the Holy Grail of maps!
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I got the original school plans.
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And a scraped knee, but worth it.
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You're loving this, aren't you?
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Literally the best day of my life!
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Wait, this doesn't look like our school.
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It says "Snickering's Finest Factory."
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Why would this be
in the school's file room?
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Check it out.
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The building dimensions
are exactly the same.
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And they line up perfectly!
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They must have built our school
right on top of the old factory.
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(CHUCKLES) Wow!
Your gut's as good as mine.
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This is incredible!
199
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But I still don't see
a locker 12-12-and-a-half.
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Me either.
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Remy,
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what if we're thinking
about this all wrong?
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I'm listening.
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We know there are no
half lockers, right?
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-So, what if it's a riddle?
-A math riddle?
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Remy, what's half of 12-12?
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BOTH: 606!
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(GASPS) And look at what's behind
locker 606 on the factory plans.
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REMY: It's the safe from
the old Snickering office!
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Let's find locker 606!
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550, 575...
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Here it is! 606!
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You were born for this, Remy.
Deep breath.
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(EXHALES)
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Aw, man. It's empty.
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I was hoping for a poison dart.
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Or at least a giant boulder.
218
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If it helps, I can put
a spider down your shirt.
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There has to be something in here.
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Hey, what's that?
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(THUDDING)
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Look! There are four dials!
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Yeah, but how do we crack the code?
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There's literally 10,000
possible combinations.
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FRANKIE: Let's try one, nine, four, two.
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How did you do that?
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1942 is the year the original
Snickering's Finest was built.
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It's on your map.
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(BOTH SCREAMING)
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(LAUGHS) Gotcha!
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This is it. The Book of Souls.
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We make a good team.
Ready to join S.W.E.A.T.I?
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Ready to rename it?
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We got the Book of Souls!
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And I got to fall through the ceiling!
236
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Yeah, but that's our secret, remember?
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Okay, now I just need to get
the book to Grim,
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then I can focus on cooking
Mom and Dad's dinner.
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With the menu I picked out,
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this will be the best romantic dinner
I've ever planned!
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And the first romantic dinner
I've ever planned.
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GR?
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Come in, GR.
I have your book!
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You know, maybe GR
isn't answering because I'm here.
245
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I'll just take the book
into the living room...
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You're not taking that book.
247
00:11:47,665 --> 00:11:49,875
GR specifically said we can't open it.
248
00:11:50,042 --> 00:11:52,461
Yeah, but aren't you curious
why it was in our school?
249
00:11:52,545 --> 00:11:53,546
And who locked it away?
250
00:11:53,671 --> 00:11:55,172
And why?
And does it have pictures?
251
00:11:56,424 --> 00:11:57,508
I'm happy to check it out.
252
00:11:57,758 --> 00:12:00,094
Remy, stop being so Remy-ish!
253
00:12:00,177 --> 00:12:01,971
We are not opening that book.
254
00:12:02,263 --> 00:12:03,514
Don't disobey the Reaper.
255
00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:05,141
She's not warm and fuzzy like me.
256
00:12:07,518 --> 00:12:09,603
Scary, come on,
we're losing valuable time.
257
00:12:09,770 --> 00:12:11,397
This dinner isn't
gonna happen by itself.
258
00:12:12,064 --> 00:12:14,024
(SIGHS) GR's not answering.
259
00:12:14,525 --> 00:12:18,237
I'll just be over here
not being Remy-ish.
260
00:12:23,075 --> 00:12:24,243
Just gonna take a little peek.
261
00:12:25,035 --> 00:12:26,036
Maybe I shouldn't.
262
00:12:26,537 --> 00:12:28,330
But would I regret if I didn't?
263
00:12:28,831 --> 00:12:29,832
Yes, I would.
264
00:12:39,258 --> 00:12:41,635
Uh-oh. Frankie, come here!
265
00:12:42,052 --> 00:12:43,846
But promise me you won't get mad first?
266
00:12:44,472 --> 00:12:46,056
Well, now I'm, like, instantly mad.
267
00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:49,935
I accidentally sorta took a peek.
268
00:12:50,644 --> 00:12:51,645
Just a little one!
269
00:12:52,062 --> 00:12:53,689
And I think a soul escaped
from the book.
270
00:12:53,898 --> 00:12:55,357
-Where did it go?
-(SHUDDERS)
271
00:12:56,317 --> 00:12:57,443
Inside of me.
272
00:12:58,444 --> 00:12:59,445
Are you okay?
273
00:13:00,112 --> 00:13:01,447
-Say something!
-(INHALES SHARPLY)
274
00:13:02,031 --> 00:13:04,909
(SINGING) She is the reason
275
00:13:04,992 --> 00:13:08,621
For this beautiful season
276
00:13:09,830 --> 00:13:12,458
Remy, are you in there?
277
00:13:12,583 --> 00:13:14,919
Hey, easy on the duds, lady.
278
00:13:15,127 --> 00:13:16,128
I don't know any Remy.
279
00:13:16,212 --> 00:13:17,880
Now, if you can point me
to my dressing room,
280
00:13:18,130 --> 00:13:19,131
I've got a show to put on.
281
00:13:20,341 --> 00:13:23,385
-(SCATTING)
-(CAR ALARM BEEPS ON)
282
00:13:24,553 --> 00:13:25,554
Mom and Dad are home!
283
00:13:25,679 --> 00:13:30,142
Remy... Uh, sir, your dressing room
is upstairs, first door on the left.
284
00:13:30,309 --> 00:13:31,519
And stay there until show time.
285
00:13:33,354 --> 00:13:36,148
Hey! Did you guys have fun?
286
00:13:36,232 --> 00:13:39,151
We did. I took your mother
paddle-boating on the lake today.
287
00:13:39,443 --> 00:13:40,528
It was so great.
288
00:13:40,653 --> 00:13:42,863
We watched a couple fall in
and could not stop laughing. (CHUCKLES)
289
00:13:44,031 --> 00:13:45,991
I'm glad it wasn't me
this time. (LAUGHS)
290
00:13:46,742 --> 00:13:47,952
Hey, where's Remy?
291
00:13:48,118 --> 00:13:50,663
He's, um... Taking a nap!
292
00:13:50,746 --> 00:13:53,457
Yeah. Why don't you get showered
and freshen up for your dinner?
293
00:13:53,624 --> 00:13:54,625
Uh, just don't wake Remy.
294
00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:55,835
He's an angry napper. (CHUCKLES)
295
00:13:56,627 --> 00:13:57,670
I showered this morning.
296
00:13:57,795 --> 00:13:59,505
Me too. I think we're fresh enough.
297
00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:02,424
Fresh? Ooh! Try funky.
298
00:14:05,094 --> 00:14:06,095
-Mmm.
-Shower it is.
299
00:14:08,931 --> 00:14:11,141
Everything outside is romance ready.
300
00:14:12,184 --> 00:14:14,228
I put the chairs
very close to each other.
301
00:14:16,063 --> 00:14:17,064
Remy opened the book,
302
00:14:17,147 --> 00:14:18,607
and a soul escaped
and took over his body.
303
00:14:18,732 --> 00:14:20,192
-Uh-oh.
-Cool!
304
00:14:21,485 --> 00:14:22,486
Not cool!
305
00:14:22,945 --> 00:14:24,989
Look, I need you two to keep
my parents occupied
306
00:14:25,072 --> 00:14:26,156
while I prepare a four-course meal
307
00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:28,701
while also figuring out
how to de-soul my brother.
308
00:14:29,076 --> 00:14:31,579
Pretty, you're in charge.
309
00:14:32,037 --> 00:14:33,122
Why is he in charge?
310
00:14:33,205 --> 00:14:34,957
-Because he cares.
-Point taken.
311
00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:38,544
Scary, I need you to fold
two napkins into swans.
312
00:14:38,627 --> 00:14:42,006
Wow. Ten seconds with you as my boss,
and I already wanna quit.
313
00:14:51,098 --> 00:14:52,683
Scary, where are the swan napkins?
314
00:14:53,017 --> 00:14:54,018
They're on the plates.
315
00:14:55,060 --> 00:14:56,103
Those are swans?
316
00:14:56,478 --> 00:14:58,230
They look like chubby owls at best.
317
00:14:58,981 --> 00:15:01,150
You know this isn't
a real restaurant, right?
318
00:15:03,569 --> 00:15:04,862
How are you enjoying your meal?
319
00:15:05,404 --> 00:15:06,572
Well, apples are certainly
320
00:15:06,655 --> 00:15:08,991
an interesting choice
for appetizers. (CHUCKLES)
321
00:15:09,074 --> 00:15:10,075
Appetizers?
322
00:15:10,159 --> 00:15:11,201
I'm sorry, Mrs. Ripp,
323
00:15:11,285 --> 00:15:13,537
but I believe
it's pronounced apple-tizers.
324
00:15:14,163 --> 00:15:15,164
Okay.
325
00:15:15,539 --> 00:15:19,209
And we particularly enjoyed
these chubby owl napkins.
326
00:15:23,631 --> 00:15:24,840
You should relax a little.
327
00:15:25,090 --> 00:15:26,216
Frankie put me in charge.
328
00:15:26,300 --> 00:15:27,718
I cannot and will not relax.
329
00:15:27,801 --> 00:15:29,053
Dinner has to be perfect!
330
00:15:29,428 --> 00:15:31,430
(GASPS) This isn't just
a quarter-versary, Scary.
331
00:15:31,555 --> 00:15:33,057
It's half. (SHOUTS) Half!
332
00:15:35,267 --> 00:15:36,602
Scary, fork to table one!
333
00:15:38,979 --> 00:15:40,189
Five-second rule.
334
00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:44,193
Wow, the service is really good here.
335
00:15:44,443 --> 00:15:45,444
Say it with a tip.
336
00:15:47,529 --> 00:15:49,114
You kids look all dolled-up.
337
00:15:49,323 --> 00:15:50,324
What's the occasion?
338
00:15:51,075 --> 00:15:52,493
(CHUCKLING) Remy must be
the entertainment.
339
00:15:52,785 --> 00:15:55,454
(GASPS) Oh!
Um, it's our half-iversary, sir.
340
00:15:55,663 --> 00:15:59,083
Half-iversary? Don't think you're gonna
make it a whole year, huh? (LAUGHS)
341
00:16:00,459 --> 00:16:02,628
(LAUGHING) You are hilarious.
342
00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:05,422
(SHUDDERS) Help me!
I'm trapped.
343
00:16:06,131 --> 00:16:08,467
Help Me, I'm Trapped
is the name of the song.
344
00:16:09,051 --> 00:16:12,262
(SINGING) Trapped in your sweet embrace
345
00:16:12,680 --> 00:16:15,975
Imprisoned by your beautiful face
346
00:16:16,684 --> 00:16:19,812
(SCATTING)
347
00:16:26,777 --> 00:16:28,320
PRETTY: Frankie!
We've got a situation.
348
00:16:28,487 --> 00:16:31,615
Dinner's going great, but your brother's
out here telling jokes and singing.
349
00:16:32,032 --> 00:16:33,033
Badly!
350
00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:35,953
REMY: It takes two to tango
351
00:16:36,036 --> 00:16:39,623
Only one to mango
352
00:16:39,707 --> 00:16:40,791
(REMY SCATTING)
353
00:16:41,583 --> 00:16:43,127
"One to mango?"
354
00:16:43,544 --> 00:16:45,004
What does that even mean?
355
00:16:46,338 --> 00:16:48,048
I've gotta get that soul out of him.
356
00:16:48,632 --> 00:16:50,342
-What are you looking for?
-A recipe!
357
00:16:50,884 --> 00:16:52,428
Scary, can you hand me some garlic,
358
00:16:52,511 --> 00:16:54,930
some onions,
and whatever else really stinks?
359
00:16:55,597 --> 00:16:57,182
Why are you punishing your parents?
360
00:16:57,266 --> 00:16:58,267
It's for Remy.
361
00:16:58,350 --> 00:17:01,186
If I can give him indigestion,
maybe he'll burp it out. (CHUCKLES)
362
00:17:01,812 --> 00:17:03,856
I don't think souls work like that.
363
00:17:04,523 --> 00:17:05,566
What else can I do?
364
00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:08,652
Wait. I'll ask Cheery.
365
00:17:08,944 --> 00:17:10,863
-Who?
-Oh, that's our digital assistant.
366
00:17:11,113 --> 00:17:12,698
She plays music and spies on us.
367
00:17:13,991 --> 00:17:16,869
Hey, Cheery, how do I get
a soul out of someone's body?
368
00:17:16,952 --> 00:17:19,455
CHEERY: An insole
is a removable insert...
369
00:17:19,538 --> 00:17:22,374
Cheery! Not "insole." Soul.
370
00:17:22,791 --> 00:17:24,918
CHEERY: Soul music playlist now playing.
371
00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:27,421
(SOUL MUSIC PLAYING)
372
00:17:27,504 --> 00:17:28,881
Cheery, turn it off.
373
00:17:28,964 --> 00:17:30,424
Turning volume up.
374
00:17:31,675 --> 00:17:34,428
She doesn't listen to anyone.
I like her.
375
00:17:35,304 --> 00:17:36,805
CHEERY: I like you too, Scary.
376
00:17:37,222 --> 00:17:39,224
Whoa, she is spying on us.
377
00:17:46,148 --> 00:17:50,277
I tell you, you put on some soul music
and I am going to cut a rug or two.
378
00:17:50,402 --> 00:17:51,487
(LAUGHS)
379
00:17:51,570 --> 00:17:52,946
So, Frankie, did you get my book?
380
00:17:53,739 --> 00:17:57,618
Yes, but can I give it to you
in, like, an hour?
381
00:17:57,701 --> 00:17:59,495
I'm super busy with dinner.
382
00:17:59,745 --> 00:18:00,996
And I super don't care.
383
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:02,414
I'd really like it now.
384
00:18:02,581 --> 00:18:04,124
(CHUCKLING) Totally!
385
00:18:04,708 --> 00:18:06,085
Hey, just curious.
386
00:18:06,210 --> 00:18:08,879
You said if someone opened the book,
a soul could escape?
387
00:18:09,213 --> 00:18:11,465
Yes, I did, my darling,
but I doubt that happened,
388
00:18:11,548 --> 00:18:13,842
since I explicitly told you
not to open it.
389
00:18:14,426 --> 00:18:17,054
Oh, yeah, and I definitely didn't.
390
00:18:17,137 --> 00:18:20,641
But just say, for laughs,
(GIGGLES) what would happen
391
00:18:20,724 --> 00:18:22,559
if, big if,
392
00:18:22,643 --> 00:18:24,686
a soul did escape
into someone's body?
393
00:18:24,937 --> 00:18:27,898
(GIGGLES) I'm laughing
just saying it, but what if?
394
00:18:28,816 --> 00:18:30,526
(CHUCKLES) That's funny.
395
00:18:30,692 --> 00:18:32,611
It's hilarious, even.
396
00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:35,906
That soul could take over
the host's body forever.
397
00:18:36,198 --> 00:18:40,035
(GIGGLING) Forever! Hilarious!
398
00:18:42,162 --> 00:18:44,790
Frankie, is it...
Is it getting hotter in here?
399
00:18:45,916 --> 00:18:48,168
GR, what'd you say?
I can't hear you.
400
00:18:48,293 --> 00:18:50,129
I think your signal's breaking up.
401
00:18:50,462 --> 00:18:53,090
But I'll get you that book
that I definitely didn't open.
402
00:18:53,465 --> 00:18:54,883
(CHUCKLES) Bye!
403
00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:56,260
CHEERY: Bye, Frankie.
404
00:18:57,553 --> 00:19:00,222
Pretty, I need you to send
Remy in here right now.
405
00:19:00,347 --> 00:19:01,974
It's time for drastic measures.
406
00:19:03,767 --> 00:19:08,063
Okay, just open the book
and tell that soul to get back in.
407
00:19:08,814 --> 00:19:09,857
Easy-peasy.
408
00:19:11,817 --> 00:19:12,818
Hey, doll face.
409
00:19:12,901 --> 00:19:14,236
I heard you wanted to see me.
410
00:19:14,653 --> 00:19:16,446
Get out of my brother, stupid soul!
411
00:19:20,742 --> 00:19:21,743
(GRUNTS)
412
00:19:23,495 --> 00:19:29,001
"To be or not to be,
that is the question."
413
00:19:29,585 --> 00:19:33,005
(SHUDDERS) Frankie,
it's getting crowded in here.
414
00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:34,173
Oh, no, I made it worse.
415
00:19:34,631 --> 00:19:38,510
-(SHUDDERS) And we're jogging!
-Wait, no! Remy, stop! Don't leave!
416
00:19:38,677 --> 00:19:41,471
(SMOKE ALARM BEEPING)
417
00:19:43,348 --> 00:19:46,852
So Remy's got three souls inside of him
and I burned the spaghetti sauce.
418
00:19:47,352 --> 00:19:48,478
Cheery, play sad music.
419
00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:51,023
CHEERY: Playing salsa music.
420
00:19:51,565 --> 00:19:53,192
(SALSA MUSIC PLAYING)
421
00:19:53,275 --> 00:19:54,693
Read the room, Cheery.
422
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:02,326
Love that energy!
423
00:20:03,744 --> 00:20:05,370
Gold stars to the happy couple!
424
00:20:06,496 --> 00:20:08,874
-(MRS. RIPP WHOOPS)
-I think Remy's getting worse.
425
00:20:09,166 --> 00:20:10,209
Frankie is handling Remy.
426
00:20:10,334 --> 00:20:11,335
We need to focus on dinner.
427
00:20:11,543 --> 00:20:13,337
Okay, gotta go hydrate!
428
00:20:13,420 --> 00:20:15,339
And I'm jogging, I'm jogging...
429
00:20:16,715 --> 00:20:17,799
I liked the singer better.
430
00:20:18,508 --> 00:20:19,509
Me too.
431
00:20:20,886 --> 00:20:23,013
I hope you two have worked up
quite an appetite.
432
00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:25,641
Now, Scary, if you'll serve the sauce.
433
00:20:27,142 --> 00:20:28,852
May I present our main course?
434
00:20:28,936 --> 00:20:29,937
Spaghetti.
435
00:20:30,187 --> 00:20:31,188
(SCREAMS) Surprise!
436
00:20:31,271 --> 00:20:32,356
Oh!
437
00:20:33,732 --> 00:20:35,901
Oh, no! What've you done?
438
00:20:36,109 --> 00:20:39,071
What most people do when someone yells
at the top of their lungs.
439
00:20:39,404 --> 00:20:40,572
It's okay, Scary.
440
00:20:40,656 --> 00:20:43,075
At least the spaghetti surprise
lived up to its name.
441
00:20:44,576 --> 00:20:46,912
(CHUCKLING) Oh,
that'll come out. That's not comin' out.
442
00:20:47,913 --> 00:20:49,665
FRANKIE: Pretty and Scary, come in.
443
00:20:49,790 --> 00:20:52,584
Frankie, we failed you.
Your dad's covered in spaghetti sauce.
444
00:20:52,751 --> 00:20:55,254
He looks disappointed and delicious.
445
00:20:56,588 --> 00:20:58,173
FRANKIE: Pretty, it's fine.
Where's Remy?
446
00:20:58,799 --> 00:21:01,051
"All the world's a stage,
447
00:21:01,134 --> 00:21:04,805
"and all the men and women
merely players."
448
00:21:06,098 --> 00:21:07,099
(SHUDDERS)
449
00:21:07,975 --> 00:21:10,269
(SINGING) Play it like you're cool
450
00:21:10,352 --> 00:21:14,564
Sometimes love makes you a fool
451
00:21:14,940 --> 00:21:17,526
(SHUDDERS)
You wanna look good for the pool?
452
00:21:17,609 --> 00:21:19,945
Give me 20 squats, people!
453
00:21:20,112 --> 00:21:21,571
(BREATHING RHYTHMICALLY)
454
00:21:21,738 --> 00:21:22,948
Honey, is Remy okay?
455
00:21:23,156 --> 00:21:25,284
Uh, don't worry. All part of his act.
456
00:21:26,535 --> 00:21:28,745
Frankie, Remy's out of control.
You gotta do something.
457
00:21:29,079 --> 00:21:30,706
FRANKIE OVER HEADSET: That's it.
458
00:21:30,789 --> 00:21:33,792
"What light through
yonder window breaks.
459
00:21:33,875 --> 00:21:37,296
"It is the East, and Juliet is the..."
460
00:21:37,963 --> 00:21:39,506
-Line?
-All right, enough!
461
00:21:39,631 --> 00:21:40,632
I'm not going to sit here
462
00:21:40,716 --> 00:21:42,342
while a bunch of souls
take over my little brother.
463
00:21:43,885 --> 00:21:46,096
Please. I don't want to lose you.
464
00:21:46,388 --> 00:21:48,056
Look at what we accomplished today.
465
00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:49,683
We made a great team.
466
00:21:49,975 --> 00:21:51,852
I'll even join S.W.E.A.T.I.
467
00:21:52,019 --> 00:21:53,312
You don't have to change the name.
468
00:21:54,021 --> 00:21:57,316
Remy, if you're in there, I love you.
469
00:21:57,649 --> 00:22:02,321
Aw! Alas, love truly conquers all!
470
00:22:02,988 --> 00:22:08,535
(SHUDDERS) You've been a great crowd!
Good night, Snickering Willows!
471
00:22:09,703 --> 00:22:13,457
And we're leaving,
we're leaving, we're leaving!
472
00:22:13,665 --> 00:22:15,417
(SHUDDERS)
473
00:22:19,921 --> 00:22:25,761
Whoa. Remy, are you you?
Are the souls gone?
474
00:22:31,099 --> 00:22:32,100
They're gone.
475
00:22:32,684 --> 00:22:33,810
It's just me in here now!
476
00:22:34,269 --> 00:22:36,355
You saved me, Frankie.
Thank you!
477
00:22:38,148 --> 00:22:40,942
Maybe next time GR says
don't do something, don't do it.
478
00:22:41,026 --> 00:22:42,611
You have to fear the Reaper.
479
00:22:42,944 --> 00:22:44,696
Did you mean all those
nice things you said?
480
00:22:44,905 --> 00:22:46,656
Everything, except joining S.W.E.A.T.I.
481
00:22:53,205 --> 00:22:54,748
(POT VIBRATING)
482
00:22:55,207 --> 00:22:56,416
Oh, good. (CHUCKLES)
483
00:22:56,625 --> 00:22:59,002
The water feels much cooler now.
484
00:22:59,711 --> 00:23:00,879
So, how about that book?
485
00:23:00,962 --> 00:23:02,672
Yep. Got it right here.
486
00:23:02,839 --> 00:23:04,174
Just drop it in the pot, dear.
487
00:23:04,383 --> 00:23:06,009
Should I season it first? (GIGGLES)
488
00:23:06,510 --> 00:23:08,178
Why? You didn't season the spaghetti.
489
00:23:14,142 --> 00:23:16,353
(GASPS) Marvelous.
490
00:23:16,812 --> 00:23:19,231
I can't tell you how long
I've been trying to get this book back.
491
00:23:20,148 --> 00:23:21,400
Seriously, I can't tell you.
492
00:23:21,691 --> 00:23:24,778
And Frankie, the next time
I ask you not to open something,
493
00:23:24,903 --> 00:23:25,904
don't!
494
00:23:28,031 --> 00:23:29,032
Toodles.
495
00:23:37,082 --> 00:23:39,793
(GASPS) The page is missing.
496
00:23:41,628 --> 00:23:43,713
Theodore, you ripped out
your own page.
497
00:23:45,424 --> 00:23:48,260
Game on, you sneaky little Snickering.
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Happy Halvesies, Wendy darling.
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Right back at you, Johnnie-boy.
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Scary, are you crying?
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I knew it! You are a romantic.
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Tell no one!
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Can you pass me a chubby owl napkin?
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(HUMMING)
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(SINGING) Trapped in your sweet embrace
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Emprisoned by your beautiful face
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(CLOSING THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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