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NARRATOR:
Once upon a time,
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in a mythical place called Cape Kennedy,
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an astronaut named Tony Nelson went up on a space mission.
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The missile went up,
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but something went wrong, and they had to bring it down.
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Captain Nelson landed onan island in the South Pacific,
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where he found a bottle.
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At least, it looked like a bottle.
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But it didn't act like a bottle.
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[♪♪♪]
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Because in it was a genie.
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Oh, not your average, everyday genie,
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but a beautiful genie...
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...who could grant any wish.
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[♪♪♪]
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Captain Nelson was so grateful, he set Jeannie free,
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only she didn't want to be free.
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You know how it is
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when you've been cooped up in a bottle for 2000 years.
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She wanted to have fun.
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And she wanted to have it with Captain Nelson.
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So she followed him back to Cocoa Beach,
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a mythical town
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in a mythical state called Florida.
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And there in this house,
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the girl in the bottle plays Spin the Astronaut.
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[♪♪♪]
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Hi.
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I thought
you went to sleep.
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I thought you
went to sleep, master.
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No, no. I decided
to work on my model.
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Isn't it a beauty?
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Mmm. Very nice.
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[SIGHS]
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You must be hungry.
Uh-uh.
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Well, you ate hardly
anything for dinner.
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[GIGGLES]
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[SNIFFS]
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[SIGHS]
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I almost made it myself.
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You know what is in it?
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Yes, 4000 calories.
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Tsk.
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[WHINES]
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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You are without
shoes again.
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I will go fetch
your slippers.
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No, no, no, please.
Don't bother. Don't bother.
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It's no bother
at all, master.
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I don't like being
fussed over--
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When I'm working,
I don't like being fussed over.
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But, master, I do not--
Please don't call me "master."
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It makes me feel like
a fat old caliph.
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Oh, thou art
neither old nor fat.
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Thou art most handsome.
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Am I?
Mmm.
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What did I do
with that glue?
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Oh, I'll get it.
Hey, hey, hey!
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Now, be careful.
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Look, I put a lot
of time in on this.
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Do I not know it.
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Every night,
to fashion a child's toy.
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It's not
a child's toy.
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This is an exact replica
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of the one we're gonna use
next month.
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Master?
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There's a moon out tonight.
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Would it not be pleasant
to stroll along the beach?
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Hm-hmm.
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Yeah. Yeah,
why don't you do that.
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[SPEAKS IN ARABIC DIALECT]
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There.
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There, it's done.
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How about that, huh?
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Looks real enough
to blast off,
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doesn't it, hm?
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[GIGGLES]
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Well, master, back
to the old drawing board.
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[♪♪♪]
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[♪♪♪]
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[CHUCKLES]
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What art thou
laughing at?
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Uh-- Well, it's a little funny.
What are you reading, Jeannie?
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I'm reading a scroll.
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"The Eman-ci-pa-tion
of Modern Woman."
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What does it mean?
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Jeannie-- Oh,
you don't have to
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worry about
things like that.
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Oh, but I do.
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I want to understand
your way of life,
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so that I can please you.
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Well, you please me
very much.
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Matter of fact, you're...
You're perfect.
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[GIGGLES]
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Dost thou really think so?
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Yes. Yes, I do.
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Oh, uh, do you have to say,
"dost thou"?
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We say, "do you."
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Oh.
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Do you think it would
be possible for me
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to view the sights
of your village tonight?
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Why, certainly.
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[CHUCKLES]
[CHUCKLES]
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Oh--
Oh, no, no.
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Why not?
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Well, it's the way
you're dressed.
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You look like a fugitive
from a costume party.
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Well-- How should
I dress?
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Oh, I don't know.
Uh...
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Why don't you
pick out someone
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that dresses well
and copy them.
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[GIGGLES]
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No, no. I-I don't think
you get the idea.
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Oh, but you do dress well.
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Well, thank you
very much.
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But I-I wish you'd stop
these silly little tricks.
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So...except for the manner
in which I speak,
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dress and act...
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I am perfect?
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That's right. Now,
you just keep working at it.
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Remember...
practice makes perfect.
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I'm a little late now.
I'll see you tonight.
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[SIGHS]
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[DOOR CLOSES]
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Master! Master!
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[CAR ZOOMS AWAY]
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Hiya,
Captain Nelson!
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How's
the old boy?
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"Are you a loser in the battle
between the sexes?"
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Mmm.
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"Is the man in your life aloof,
indifferent to you,
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impossible to please?"
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Mm-hm.
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"Does he fail to appreciate
what you have to offer
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as a person, as a female?"
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Hm. The answer is obvious.
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"The answer is obvious."
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"One, you must learn
how to challenge
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his masculine arrogance."
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[CHUCKLES WICKEDLY]
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"Two, you must be independent,
self-reliant, unpredictable.
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"Three, you must learn to cope
with him on his own grounds.
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In short, you must become
a modern American woman."
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ROGER:
Check manual-mode ECS operation.
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TONY:
Manual mode ECS
satisfactory.
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Check O-2 tanks
one and two pressures.
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[CLICK]
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O-2 tank pressure:
400 p.s.i.a.
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[SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY]
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BELLOWS:
Check suit temperature.
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Suit temperature is low.
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Check suit
pressure.
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Suit pressure normal.
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I'm feeling
a little light-headed.
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Switch to your manual
auxiliary oxygen.
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You hear me, Tony?
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I hear you.
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Now give me a reading
on your oxygen supply.
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O-2 flow is...normal.
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Ugh! Okay.
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I'll bring you down, Tony.
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TONY:
Roger.
Yeah?
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I mean, roger,
I'm coming down.
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Oh.
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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Hi, Roge.
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Must have been a blockage
in the oxygen valve.
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Oh, we'll
have it checked.
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How are
we feeling?
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Hungry, sir.
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Well, didn't you eat
your tube of roast beef?
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That's what
made me hungry.
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I'll see you
in the morning, captain.
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All right.
Get dressed.
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I got a real treat
for you.
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I found the greatest
Chinese restaurant
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run by a Greek,
and the egg foo yung, mmm.
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You'll have to
count me out.
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I'm gonna have
dinner at home.
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How did you swing that,
old bachelor buddy?
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Um... Well, I have a girl
who comes in part-time.
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And she cooks
dinner for you?
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Yeah, sure.
Every night.
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Well, where did you
find this treasure?
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I, uh, picked her up
on the beach.
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See you, Roge.
Uh, uh.
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Think you could have
this girl
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cook for both of us
some night?
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No, no, no.
You wouldn't like it.
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She's a terrible cook.
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Jeannie! Home!
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Well, what's going on?
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Ahem. Jeannie.
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Are you there?!
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Jeannie?
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[KICKS BAG]
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Now, what is
going on here?
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Jeannie.
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[KICKS BAG]
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Oh! There--
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Hiya, master!
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How's the old boy?
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How's the old boy?
What have you been doing?
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I've been doing nothing.
Yeah, well, I know that,
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but I mean,
what have you been doing?
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I have been studying
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the "Emancipation
of Modern Woman."
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Oh. Oh, that. I guess
you got so caught up in it,
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you forgot to do
the housework?
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Oh, I did not forget.
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I decided to
let you do it.
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Wh-- Me?
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"How not to be
a drudge.
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Share the work with him."
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Now, come on--
That's what it says.
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Yeah, but that advice
is for ordinary women.
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Now, you're not
ordinary women.
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You're a genie, Jeannie.
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I mean, all you have to do
is bat your eyes, and presto!
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No more presto.
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You must not take me
for granted.
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Y-- I never did that
in my-- I never--
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And besides,
I'm an astronaut.
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I'm not a housekeeper.
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Mmm.
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You must widen
your horizons.
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Yes. And you must
take a little--
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Here, I have a present
for you.
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Now-- Now, tha--
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This is going
just too far.
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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[SQUEALS]
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Oh, no, you don't.
No, you don't!
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[STAMMERS]
Now--
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Jeannie, no,
no, no!
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Jeannie. Will you just
calm down, hm?
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Yes?
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MAN:
Delivery for Mrs. Nelson.
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[SQUEALS]
Mrs. Nelson?!
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Where do you
want these?
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Back at the store.
I'll take them.
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Sign this, please.
What's going on here?
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A woman should have
the kind of wardrobe
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that makes her feel successful,
alluring and irresistible.
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Yeah.
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The mink coat
will arrive tomorrow.
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Mink coat? Where did you get
the money for all this?
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Chapter three:
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"How to Open
a Charge Account."
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Yeah, well, I want you
to forget
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this subversive
literature.
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All those boxes go--
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Go straight back
to the store.
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I don't know how you think
I'm gonna have the money
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to spend on this
kind of thing.
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Jeannie, it's-- I just
can't afford this--
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Jeannie...
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You are pleased?
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Pleased?
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Oh, you're beautiful.
261
00:12:11,531 --> 00:12:14,365
I may keep
the gown?
262
00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:15,833
Is it...
263
00:12:15,869 --> 00:12:17,368
very expensive?
264
00:12:17,403 --> 00:12:19,103
Insanely.
265
00:12:20,439 --> 00:12:21,906
You may keep the insanely.
266
00:12:21,941 --> 00:12:23,975
A-and the slippers?
267
00:12:24,010 --> 00:12:26,443
And the slippers.
A-a-and the perfume?
268
00:12:26,479 --> 00:12:27,678
[SNIFFS]
269
00:12:27,714 --> 00:12:28,813
And the perfume.
270
00:12:28,848 --> 00:12:30,648
[SQUEALS]
271
00:12:30,683 --> 00:12:32,850
Thou art all heart.
272
00:12:38,290 --> 00:12:40,958
You didn't learn that
from reading any magazine.
273
00:12:40,994 --> 00:12:42,627
You hungry?
274
00:12:42,662 --> 00:12:43,961
Famished.
275
00:12:43,997 --> 00:12:45,095
[CHUCKLES QUIETLY]
276
00:12:45,131 --> 00:12:46,597
What will we have?
277
00:12:46,633 --> 00:12:48,365
Champagne.
Mm-hmm.
278
00:12:48,401 --> 00:12:50,034
Caviar.
Mm-hmm.
279
00:12:50,069 --> 00:12:51,602
Filet mignon?
280
00:12:51,638 --> 00:12:53,470
What next?
Oriental.
281
00:12:53,506 --> 00:12:55,606
Uh, uh, fresh asparagus?
Mm-hmm.
282
00:12:55,642 --> 00:12:56,841
Uh, baked Alaska.
283
00:12:56,876 --> 00:12:58,976
Yes.
[CHUCKLES]
284
00:12:59,012 --> 00:13:01,178
Uh, uh, Napoleon brandy
with the coffee?
285
00:13:01,213 --> 00:13:03,113
Mm-hm.
[GIGGLES]
286
00:13:04,316 --> 00:13:05,282
Well?
287
00:13:05,317 --> 00:13:06,851
Well, what?
288
00:13:06,886 --> 00:13:08,352
Aren't you gonna
conjure it up?
289
00:13:08,387 --> 00:13:10,922
Oh, nay, master.
290
00:13:10,957 --> 00:13:13,457
No more of those
silly little tricks.
291
00:13:13,492 --> 00:13:15,826
From now on,
you will do the conjuring,
292
00:13:15,862 --> 00:13:18,829
with the credit card.
293
00:13:36,615 --> 00:13:38,149
Uh, why don't I order
for both of us.
294
00:13:38,184 --> 00:13:40,184
Uh, we'll have
two filet mignons.
295
00:13:40,219 --> 00:13:41,352
We will have fish.
296
00:13:41,387 --> 00:13:43,720
We-- Don't you
like steak?
297
00:13:43,756 --> 00:13:45,022
Lesson two:
298
00:13:45,058 --> 00:13:47,791
"You must be independent,
self-reliant, unpredictable
299
00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:50,194
without seeming obvious."
300
00:13:50,229 --> 00:13:53,064
Ahem. We'll have
two fillets...of sole.
301
00:13:53,099 --> 00:13:55,333
May I suggest
a white wine
302
00:13:55,368 --> 00:13:56,467
with the fish?
303
00:13:56,502 --> 00:13:57,969
A nice Chablis?
304
00:13:58,004 --> 00:13:59,470
Yes, yes.
That'll be fine.
305
00:13:59,505 --> 00:14:01,005
Oh, I will
have champagne.
306
00:14:01,040 --> 00:14:02,373
Lesson number three.
307
00:14:02,408 --> 00:14:03,474
No, five.
308
00:14:03,509 --> 00:14:05,676
"An expensive woman
is a popular woman."
309
00:14:06,612 --> 00:14:07,911
Champagne, please.
310
00:14:07,947 --> 00:14:09,347
Very good.
311
00:14:10,916 --> 00:14:12,583
Jeannie, I think
it's very nice
312
00:14:12,618 --> 00:14:13,784
that you want to
learn more
313
00:14:13,819 --> 00:14:15,086
about modern
American women,
314
00:14:15,121 --> 00:14:17,155
but a little knowledge
can be a dangerous thing.
315
00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:18,856
Do you realize, master,
316
00:14:18,891 --> 00:14:21,826
that this is the first time
you have ever taken me out?
317
00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:24,095
I want it to be
a memorable occasion.
318
00:14:24,130 --> 00:14:25,729
Oh, I'll remember it
all right.
319
00:14:25,765 --> 00:14:27,531
I'll remember
how beautiful you look.
320
00:14:27,567 --> 00:14:28,899
[GIGGLES]
321
00:14:28,935 --> 00:14:31,469
Well, that is because I am
having such a wonderful time.
322
00:14:31,504 --> 00:14:32,470
Good.
323
00:14:32,505 --> 00:14:34,872
I have not
enjoyed myself so much
324
00:14:34,907 --> 00:14:37,408
since the night my master,
the sultan Harun al-Rashid,
325
00:14:37,444 --> 00:14:38,977
entertained
the great Marco Polo.
326
00:14:39,812 --> 00:14:41,179
You really met
Marco Polo?
327
00:14:41,214 --> 00:14:42,813
Oh, indeed, yes.
328
00:14:42,849 --> 00:14:44,515
We used to hunt
wild boar together.
329
00:14:44,550 --> 00:14:45,649
What was he like?
330
00:14:45,685 --> 00:14:47,318
Oh, he was a wild bore.
331
00:14:49,755 --> 00:14:52,156
Are you sure you need this?
332
00:14:52,191 --> 00:14:54,458
Yeah-- Oh, yes, yes.
Pour, please.
333
00:14:56,829 --> 00:14:59,363
[FANFARE PLAYING]
334
00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:01,532
[APPLAUSE]
335
00:15:04,670 --> 00:15:06,136
Bonsoir, mesdames et messieurs.
336
00:15:06,172 --> 00:15:08,239
For your pleasure,
the Tail of the Peacock
337
00:15:08,274 --> 00:15:10,808
is happy to present a program
338
00:15:10,844 --> 00:15:13,411
of authentic harem dance.
339
00:15:13,446 --> 00:15:15,145
[LOUDLY]
Oh, I used to
do those dances
340
00:15:15,181 --> 00:15:17,314
at parties
for the sultan.
341
00:15:18,951 --> 00:15:21,519
Performed by
the distinguished artiste,
342
00:15:21,554 --> 00:15:23,153
Sadelia!
343
00:15:23,189 --> 00:15:25,890
[APPLAUSE]
344
00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:27,992
[HAREM DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]
345
00:15:58,458 --> 00:15:59,957
[CLINKING CYMBALS]
346
00:16:34,260 --> 00:16:36,794
In my day, she would be
flung to the crocodiles.
347
00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:38,262
Shh, Jeannie,
please.
348
00:16:47,440 --> 00:16:49,340
She has never been
a harem dancer.
349
00:16:49,375 --> 00:16:51,542
That girl is an impostor!
350
00:16:51,577 --> 00:16:53,177
[QUIETLY]
Jeannie, please.
351
00:17:10,829 --> 00:17:12,496
She is not fit to dance
for an audience
352
00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:13,897
of camel drivers.
353
00:17:13,932 --> 00:17:15,533
Be quiet, Jeannie,
please.
354
00:17:15,568 --> 00:17:17,801
I'll show you how the dance
should be done!
355
00:17:22,941 --> 00:17:25,409
All right, lady.
Now, we are going home.
356
00:17:25,444 --> 00:17:28,179
Oh. She calls that
harem dancing?
357
00:17:28,214 --> 00:17:29,280
Monsieur!
358
00:17:29,315 --> 00:17:30,814
I know, I know, I know.
We're going.
359
00:17:30,849 --> 00:17:32,449
Not before you pay
your bill.
360
00:17:32,485 --> 00:17:34,318
Hm? Oh!
Sorry about that.
361
00:17:35,421 --> 00:17:37,488
Sorry about that?
Sixty-four dollars?!
362
00:17:37,523 --> 00:17:39,790
That includes
the amusement tax.
363
00:17:39,825 --> 00:17:41,325
We were not
amused.
364
00:17:41,360 --> 00:17:42,893
Neither were we,
mademoiselle.
365
00:17:42,928 --> 00:17:45,562
She moves as gracefully
as a dog scratching fleas.
366
00:17:45,597 --> 00:17:46,730
She is my wife.
367
00:17:46,765 --> 00:17:48,232
Sorry about that.
368
00:17:48,267 --> 00:17:49,733
Here. Keep the change.
369
00:17:49,768 --> 00:17:50,868
[MUTTERS]
Come on.
370
00:17:54,373 --> 00:17:55,539
[GIGGLES]
371
00:17:55,574 --> 00:17:57,474
[MUSIC PLAYING
AT HIGH SPEED]
372
00:18:06,619 --> 00:18:07,752
[BOTH LAUGHING]
373
00:18:07,787 --> 00:18:09,720
That's the funniest
thing I ever saw.
374
00:18:10,890 --> 00:18:12,490
That poor girl.
[CHUCKLING]
Well,
375
00:18:12,525 --> 00:18:15,025
I am pleased that
it amused you, master.
376
00:18:15,060 --> 00:18:17,461
[CHUCKLES]
Where are we going
tomorrow night?
377
00:18:17,497 --> 00:18:19,597
Nowhere.
378
00:18:19,632 --> 00:18:21,532
Oh, but-- But there are
17 more lessons
379
00:18:21,567 --> 00:18:22,900
that I have not
tried out yet.
380
00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:24,067
Yeah, well,
forget it.
381
00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:25,536
I don't think
they had you in mind
382
00:18:25,571 --> 00:18:27,638
when they wrote that
magazine article, Jeannie.
383
00:18:27,673 --> 00:18:30,641
But... But I-I want to be
a typical woman.
384
00:18:30,676 --> 00:18:32,843
Well, woman, maybe.
Typical, never.
385
00:18:33,712 --> 00:18:35,679
A woman, maybe?
386
00:18:35,714 --> 00:18:38,482
I have been practicing
for over 2000 years.
387
00:18:38,517 --> 00:18:40,851
You just better keep right on
practicing, young lady,
388
00:18:40,887 --> 00:18:43,120
because a woman doesn't
act the way you did tonight.
389
00:18:43,155 --> 00:18:44,688
But your behavior
this evening
390
00:18:44,723 --> 00:18:45,990
was absolutely
disgraceful.
391
00:18:46,025 --> 00:18:47,691
Oh, and let me tell you
one more thing--
392
00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:55,900
You still have
a lot to learn!
393
00:19:35,240 --> 00:19:37,407
Oh, Jeannie,
I'm ready for breakfast.
394
00:19:37,443 --> 00:19:39,242
Hey, how about
conjuring up some...
395
00:19:40,412 --> 00:19:41,745
bacon and eggs?
396
00:19:41,781 --> 00:19:42,813
Uh...
397
00:19:48,654 --> 00:19:50,554
Now, Jeannie, come on.
398
00:19:52,859 --> 00:19:55,292
You might have waited breakfast.
399
00:19:56,996 --> 00:19:58,428
Let's see, uh...
400
00:19:58,464 --> 00:20:00,163
"Demonstrator wanted.
401
00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:01,732
"No...
402
00:20:01,767 --> 00:20:03,200
"No experience necessary.
403
00:20:03,235 --> 00:20:05,135
Sam's Discount Center."
404
00:20:07,607 --> 00:20:08,739
Good morning.
405
00:20:08,774 --> 00:20:09,940
Allah be with you.
406
00:20:09,976 --> 00:20:11,241
Huh?
407
00:20:11,276 --> 00:20:13,243
Ladies, gaze upon
the ultimate
408
00:20:13,278 --> 00:20:14,244
in kitchen wonders:
409
00:20:14,279 --> 00:20:15,746
the Miracle Oven.
410
00:20:15,781 --> 00:20:18,081
Well, what
about it?
411
00:20:18,117 --> 00:20:19,750
Oh, what about it?
412
00:20:19,785 --> 00:20:21,652
Uh...well...
413
00:20:21,687 --> 00:20:25,489
Uh, it-- Its wonders
include an automatic timer,
414
00:20:25,525 --> 00:20:27,424
electric clock,
stainless-steel counter,
415
00:20:27,459 --> 00:20:28,792
built-in meat
thermometer,
416
00:20:28,828 --> 00:20:31,595
an all-new, built-in
Roasterama interior, heh.
417
00:20:31,631 --> 00:20:32,730
Uh, whatever
that is.
418
00:20:32,765 --> 00:20:33,731
Eh...
419
00:20:33,766 --> 00:20:35,432
It's just like
all the others.
420
00:20:35,467 --> 00:20:36,433
Come on, Pauline.
421
00:20:36,468 --> 00:20:38,068
Let's try the shop
across the street.
422
00:20:38,103 --> 00:20:39,436
Oh, please,
wait!
423
00:20:39,471 --> 00:20:40,671
If you do not
fork over,
424
00:20:40,706 --> 00:20:42,072
I will not have
a commission.
425
00:20:43,175 --> 00:20:44,642
Oh, believe me.
Believe me.
426
00:20:44,677 --> 00:20:47,545
This Miracle Oven
is truly magical.
427
00:20:48,548 --> 00:20:50,313
For instance?
428
00:20:50,349 --> 00:20:51,481
Well, uh...
429
00:20:51,517 --> 00:20:53,684
i-it will cook
whatever you desire...
430
00:20:53,719 --> 00:20:54,685
[SNAPS]
431
00:20:54,720 --> 00:20:55,719
...instantly.
432
00:20:55,755 --> 00:20:57,087
Instantly?
433
00:20:57,122 --> 00:20:58,622
I will
demonstrate.
434
00:21:13,805 --> 00:21:14,938
It is done.
435
00:21:14,973 --> 00:21:16,740
I don't
believe it.
436
00:21:16,775 --> 00:21:18,442
I will show you.
437
00:21:19,045 --> 00:21:21,011
[ALL GASPING]
438
00:21:21,047 --> 00:21:23,647
[CROWD CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY]
439
00:21:23,683 --> 00:21:26,516
Did you see what I saw,
Pauline?
440
00:21:26,552 --> 00:21:28,919
I think so,
Frances.
441
00:21:28,955 --> 00:21:30,721
I think I'll buy one.
442
00:21:30,756 --> 00:21:32,522
[ALL SHOUTING]
443
00:21:32,558 --> 00:21:34,424
You wouldn't like it.
444
00:21:34,460 --> 00:21:36,794
Now, really, ladies, we--
445
00:21:36,829 --> 00:21:39,697
When you get home,
it won't work.
446
00:21:39,732 --> 00:21:43,033
WOMAN:
Miss! Miss, I'd like
to see it bake a cake.
447
00:21:43,069 --> 00:21:44,602
ALL:
Yeah.
448
00:21:44,637 --> 00:21:46,470
All right.
449
00:21:49,008 --> 00:21:50,006
JEANNIE:
Oh.
450
00:21:52,311 --> 00:21:53,944
Uh, what kind of a cake
do you desire?
451
00:21:53,979 --> 00:21:56,113
Oh. Devil's food.
452
00:21:56,148 --> 00:21:57,180
Food of a devil?
453
00:21:57,216 --> 00:21:59,783
PAULINE:
Oh. Well, chocolate cake?
454
00:21:59,818 --> 00:22:01,285
With coconut icing.
455
00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:02,386
[SNAPS]
456
00:22:05,157 --> 00:22:06,923
Here you are.
457
00:22:08,093 --> 00:22:09,059
[ALL GASPING]
458
00:22:09,094 --> 00:22:11,027
WOMAN 2: That's fantastic.
[WHISTLES]
459
00:22:11,063 --> 00:22:12,563
Do you know
what it is?
460
00:22:12,598 --> 00:22:13,897
Sure.
461
00:22:13,932 --> 00:22:15,799
It's a fraud.
She's a phony!
462
00:22:15,834 --> 00:22:17,167
[CROWD YELLING]
463
00:22:19,505 --> 00:22:21,505
Pardon me, ladies.
Pardon me, ladies.
464
00:22:21,540 --> 00:22:22,940
Ladies,
ladies, ladies--
465
00:22:22,975 --> 00:22:24,741
Ladies, will you please
don't be excited?
466
00:22:24,777 --> 00:22:27,478
It's just some little
misunderstanding, I'm sure.
467
00:22:27,513 --> 00:22:28,846
I was just
pitching a demo,
468
00:22:28,881 --> 00:22:30,514
so they would fork over
a commission.
469
00:22:30,549 --> 00:22:32,182
That discount store
across the street
470
00:22:32,217 --> 00:22:33,684
sent you here
to make trouble.
471
00:22:33,719 --> 00:22:35,586
Oh, no!
Yeah, let's go, Jeannie.
472
00:22:35,621 --> 00:22:37,454
She's not going
anywhere.
Oh, yes, she is.
473
00:22:37,490 --> 00:22:38,655
Don't let her get away!
474
00:22:38,691 --> 00:22:40,924
[WOMEN YELLING]
475
00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:42,459
MAN:
You can't do that!
476
00:22:43,329 --> 00:22:45,095
[YELLING INDISTINCTLY]
477
00:23:24,270 --> 00:23:26,370
Jeannie.
478
00:23:26,405 --> 00:23:27,837
You've been in there
all evening.
479
00:23:27,873 --> 00:23:29,206
Now, come on out.
480
00:23:32,411 --> 00:23:34,378
Jeannie, there's no reason
to be unhappy.
481
00:23:34,413 --> 00:23:36,247
It could have happened
to anyone.
482
00:23:38,817 --> 00:23:41,852
[SOBS QUIETLY]
483
00:23:41,888 --> 00:23:43,888
It could not have happened
to a modern woman.
484
00:23:45,491 --> 00:23:46,823
You were right.
485
00:23:47,927 --> 00:23:50,160
I'm a failure
as a woman.
486
00:23:50,196 --> 00:23:51,862
Oh, you are not.
487
00:23:51,898 --> 00:23:54,431
You're everything
a man could want.
488
00:23:54,466 --> 00:23:57,100
You're--
You're warm and considerate.
489
00:23:57,135 --> 00:23:58,101
Affectionate.
490
00:23:58,136 --> 00:23:59,603
Oh, master.
491
00:23:59,638 --> 00:24:01,738
You need an outlet
for all that affection in you.
492
00:24:01,774 --> 00:24:04,108
Oh, that is what I've been
trying to tell you.
493
00:24:04,143 --> 00:24:05,843
And I have the answer.
494
00:24:05,878 --> 00:24:07,111
Oh. Yes?
495
00:24:07,146 --> 00:24:08,846
You need a pet.
496
00:24:08,881 --> 00:24:10,413
A pet?
497
00:24:10,449 --> 00:24:14,084
Yeah. You know, like a dog
or a cat or a parakeet.
498
00:24:14,120 --> 00:24:16,053
Did you ever own
a pet back there?
499
00:24:16,088 --> 00:24:18,222
Oh, yes. Once.
500
00:24:18,257 --> 00:24:19,857
His name was Sim.
501
00:24:19,892 --> 00:24:21,558
The sultan gave him to me.
502
00:24:21,593 --> 00:24:23,460
Good. Well, first thing
tomorrow morning,
503
00:24:23,495 --> 00:24:24,761
you run down
to the pet shop
504
00:24:24,797 --> 00:24:26,497
and get one
just like him.
505
00:24:26,532 --> 00:24:27,898
Or better yet,
why don't you...
506
00:24:27,933 --> 00:24:29,099
fetch old Sim here?
507
00:24:29,134 --> 00:24:31,869
Oh, master, thou art brilliant.
508
00:24:35,274 --> 00:24:37,474
Ohh.
[NERVOUSLY]
Ah, ha.
509
00:24:37,509 --> 00:24:38,475
Yeah.
510
00:24:38,510 --> 00:24:40,077
[SNORTS]
511
00:24:40,112 --> 00:24:41,745
[SIGHING]
Oh.
512
00:24:41,780 --> 00:24:43,080
Ooh.
513
00:24:48,220 --> 00:24:51,588
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