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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,226 --> 00:00:03,353 Previously, on "Below Deck Sailing Yacht"... 2 00:00:03,437 --> 00:00:04,877 Charter number two. 3 00:00:04,961 --> 00:00:06,571 Oh, no! 4 00:00:06,656 --> 00:00:08,641 It"s ****ing Erica. 5 00:00:08,726 --> 00:00:10,100 Tatas for Trump. 6 00:00:10,184 --> 00:00:13,204 These people are disrespectful, they"re emotionally draining. 7 00:00:13,289 --> 00:00:15,883 This is the worst news ever. 8 00:00:15,968 --> 00:00:17,191 Oh, here they go. 9 00:00:18,591 --> 00:00:19,642 Hello. 10 00:00:19,727 --> 00:00:20,818 How are you? 11 00:00:20,902 --> 00:00:21,863 Who are you gonna hook up with? 12 00:00:21,947 --> 00:00:24,474 You, Dais. Come here. 13 00:00:24,558 --> 00:00:26,433 Get the hell away from me! 14 00:00:26,517 --> 00:00:27,687 Mwah, mwah, mwah! 15 00:00:27,772 --> 00:00:29,688 Looks like the transom hasn"t been done at all. 16 00:00:29,773 --> 00:00:31,655 - Yes, it has. - **** me. 17 00:00:31,739 --> 00:00:34,406 Tom, keep an eye out for stuff like that. 18 00:00:35,726 --> 00:00:37,487 Putting things away, tidying the bar, 19 00:00:37,571 --> 00:00:39,010 that was just not important at all? 20 00:00:39,094 --> 00:00:41,535 - Whoa, whoa, whoa... - Am I being bitchy? 21 00:00:41,641 --> 00:00:44,101 Gabriela is not my boss. Sit down. 22 00:00:44,226 --> 00:00:46,322 This whole title of second stew, third stew 23 00:00:46,406 --> 00:00:47,845 is a little obsolete right now. 24 00:00:47,929 --> 00:00:50,108 She wants to be second stew, 25 00:00:50,192 --> 00:00:52,110 and I think she"s trying to make me look bad at this point. 26 00:00:52,194 --> 00:00:53,718 - I just wanna double-check... - Yeah. 27 00:00:53,803 --> 00:00:54,968 The dinner menu for this evening. 28 00:00:55,053 --> 00:00:56,789 Watermelon gazpachio. 29 00:00:58,101 --> 00:00:59,497 Okay. Um... okay. 30 00:00:59,830 --> 00:01:01,705 Sounds like we"re just eating a bunch of crap. 31 00:01:01,790 --> 00:01:03,316 Just tell me what the **** you want. 32 00:01:03,515 --> 00:01:06,168 We have grilled vegetable and a marinated steak. 33 00:01:06,252 --> 00:01:08,431 I don"t like any pink in my steak. 34 00:01:08,515 --> 00:01:09,460 Ah! 35 00:01:09,545 --> 00:01:10,990 **** yeah, I don"t like this either. 36 00:01:11,074 --> 00:01:12,078 I don"t like this either. 37 00:01:12,163 --> 00:01:14,350 I"ve gotten better food at the ballpark. 38 00:01:14,434 --> 00:01:16,257 Chuck, go **** yourself. 39 00:01:29,421 --> 00:01:31,218 *BELOW DECK SAILING YACHT* Season 03 Episode 04 40 00:01:31,303 --> 00:01:33,020 Episode Title: "OOopsie Daisy" Aired on: March 14, 2022. 41 00:01:33,105 --> 00:01:35,197 My mom and Chuck have been disappointed... 42 00:01:35,281 --> 00:01:36,859 don"t say you weren't, because I"ll be mad. 43 00:01:37,647 --> 00:01:38,546 Don"t say you weren't. 44 00:01:41,750 --> 00:01:43,074 Babe, you can come eat the omelette. 45 00:01:43,158 --> 00:01:45,120 I just took a bite, I don"t want it. 46 00:01:45,204 --> 00:01:47,339 - It"s not good, it's not good. - Babe, you eat McDonald"s. 47 00:01:47,423 --> 00:01:48,906 But McDonald"s is better than this. 48 00:01:48,990 --> 00:01:50,734 I still don"t understand what the problem is. 49 00:01:50,818 --> 00:01:52,606 Okay, she did not like the food at all last night. 50 00:01:52,690 --> 00:01:53,868 I"m being real about it. 51 00:01:53,952 --> 00:01:57,045 You don"t put sweet sauce on a steak. 52 00:01:57,129 --> 00:01:58,699 So, now I feel like I"m losing money 53 00:01:58,783 --> 00:02:00,701 by just sitting here and looking at this disgusting food. 54 00:02:00,785 --> 00:02:02,180 And that"s a bitchy thing to say, 55 00:02:02,264 --> 00:02:03,747 because I would not call it disgusting. 56 00:02:03,831 --> 00:02:04,922 I think that"s inedible. 57 00:02:05,006 --> 00:02:06,881 Just to warn you, Charles, 58 00:02:06,965 --> 00:02:09,013 he"s, like, "This is ****ing disgusting." 59 00:02:09,097 --> 00:02:11,233 He"s like, "Dinner"s disgusting." 60 00:02:11,317 --> 00:02:12,539 He doesn"t like his omelette, he didn"t like the steak. 61 00:02:12,623 --> 00:02:13,226 Okay. 62 00:02:13,311 --> 00:02:14,889 He wouldn"t know a ****ing good meal 63 00:02:14,973 --> 00:02:17,187 if it smacked him in the face. 64 00:02:17,272 --> 00:02:18,711 Don"t... he's being... 65 00:02:18,796 --> 00:02:20,322 I mean, like, I"m, like, shaking. 66 00:02:20,611 --> 00:02:21,920 Okay, whatever. He"s being so awful. 67 00:02:22,154 --> 00:02:23,375 Whatever, whatever, whatever. 68 00:02:23,459 --> 00:02:24,942 He"s being aggressive and mean. 69 00:02:25,026 --> 00:02:26,161 - Whatever he"s saying... - Well, I just wanna warn you. 70 00:02:26,245 --> 00:02:27,075 **** that guy. 71 00:02:27,159 --> 00:02:28,250 If Chuck say that to my face, 72 00:02:28,334 --> 00:02:30,513 I would not be sitting here right now. 73 00:02:30,597 --> 00:02:32,390 I"m gonna be okay. 74 00:02:32,475 --> 00:02:34,735 How was last night"s meal for you? 75 00:02:34,819 --> 00:02:36,791 I mean, I think it was good for me, 76 00:02:36,876 --> 00:02:37,868 but I have a different palate. 77 00:02:38,110 --> 00:02:40,262 But I would be happy if I could eat quality food. 78 00:02:40,346 --> 00:02:43,178 Well, I"m going to find a solution. 79 00:02:43,262 --> 00:02:45,223 Tonight"s dinner is gonna be fantastic, I promise. 80 00:02:45,307 --> 00:02:46,442 - Thank you, okay. - All right? 81 00:02:46,526 --> 00:02:47,878 Thank you very much. 82 00:02:47,962 --> 00:02:49,663 Quick question... me, Tom, and her are going now? 83 00:02:49,747 --> 00:02:51,490 The beach picnic? Yeah, yeah, yeah. 84 00:02:51,574 --> 00:02:52,883 Come back for the food. 85 00:02:52,967 --> 00:02:54,450 - Mm-hmm, yeah. - Drop that off... 86 00:02:54,534 --> 00:02:55,930 - Yeah. - Then swap me and her 87 00:02:56,014 --> 00:02:58,106 with the guests, and then she"s on the boat 88 00:02:58,190 --> 00:03:00,456 and I"m with the guests at the beach with everything there. 89 00:03:00,540 --> 00:03:01,457 Okay, yeah, that sounds good. 90 00:03:01,541 --> 00:03:02,763 - Yeah? - Okay, cool. 91 00:03:02,847 --> 00:03:04,591 Were you all happy with the food last night? 92 00:03:04,675 --> 00:03:06,274 Because my mom really wasn"t. Chuck didn"t like it, either. 93 00:03:07,986 --> 00:03:09,077 Really. 94 00:03:09,201 --> 00:03:10,553 He likes to bitch, like I told you. 95 00:03:10,637 --> 00:03:11,554 How you doing? 96 00:03:11,638 --> 00:03:12,860 All good, all good. 97 00:03:12,944 --> 00:03:14,470 I just had a long chat with them about... 98 00:03:14,554 --> 00:03:16,559 I think a couple of them weren"t happy last night. 99 00:03:16,643 --> 00:03:18,082 Yeah. 100 00:03:18,166 --> 00:03:19,606 And then one of them wasn"t happy with his eggs. 101 00:03:19,690 --> 00:03:21,346 I guess you made him a couple different omelettes? 102 00:03:21,430 --> 00:03:22,826 - Yeah. - Yeah. 103 00:03:22,910 --> 00:03:24,567 I think it was a misunderstanding 104 00:03:24,651 --> 00:03:26,221 with the tomato. 105 00:03:26,305 --> 00:03:28,484 I don"t really get it, but the omelette looked delicious, 106 00:03:28,568 --> 00:03:29,703 so I don"t know. 107 00:03:29,787 --> 00:03:31,966 But let"s, you humor them. 108 00:03:32,050 --> 00:03:35,796 I"ll get Charles, Cindi, you, and I, Daisy, together. 109 00:03:35,880 --> 00:03:37,362 Let you hear it from their ears... 110 00:03:37,446 --> 00:03:38,929 - Yeah. - What they want. 111 00:03:39,013 --> 00:03:40,191 That"ll be the trick. 112 00:03:40,275 --> 00:03:42,498 If a guest has a legitimate complaint, 113 00:03:42,582 --> 00:03:43,673 of course I wanna hear about it. 114 00:03:43,757 --> 00:03:45,936 But who comes on a luxury yacht 115 00:03:46,020 --> 00:03:48,156 and says it"s not as good as McDonald"s? 116 00:03:48,240 --> 00:03:50,506 Show some class. Show some class. 117 00:03:50,590 --> 00:03:52,334 - We"ll find a solution. - I"m okay. 118 00:03:52,418 --> 00:03:54,118 Good. 119 00:03:54,202 --> 00:03:56,282 He"s gonna complain because that doesn"t taste like a Happy Meal. 120 00:03:58,585 --> 00:03:59,830 Come in. 121 00:03:59,915 --> 00:04:01,821 - Come in. - I have your coffee. 122 00:04:01,906 --> 00:04:03,017 Thank you. 123 00:04:03,102 --> 00:04:04,651 So, like, so where"s my sunglasses, 124 00:04:04,735 --> 00:04:06,087 and, like, where"s my hat, 125 00:04:06,171 --> 00:04:07,828 and where"s all my important sh... 126 00:04:07,912 --> 00:04:10,178 That I can"t find because it's ****ing damn dark in here. 127 00:04:10,262 --> 00:04:12,876 How many trays? Seven trays and two tables, 128 00:04:12,960 --> 00:04:14,269 we can bring a gazebo. 129 00:04:14,353 --> 00:04:16,663 So, the plan is that you"re gonna go over 130 00:04:16,747 --> 00:04:19,439 to the beach with Tom and Gary. 131 00:04:19,524 --> 00:04:20,362 Mm-hmm. 132 00:04:20,446 --> 00:04:21,537 Then you"re gonna swap out with me. 133 00:04:21,621 --> 00:04:22,669 Okay. 134 00:04:22,753 --> 00:04:23,915 All right, let"s keep going. 135 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:24,637 Ah. 136 00:04:30,056 --> 00:04:31,016 ****! 137 00:04:31,101 --> 00:04:32,149 - Did you drop it? - Yeah, you did. 138 00:04:32,310 --> 00:04:33,619 There it goes. 139 00:04:33,938 --> 00:04:35,856 Why would you put it inside? 140 00:04:35,940 --> 00:04:37,486 I told you, you"ve got rope in there. 141 00:04:37,571 --> 00:04:40,009 Just put it on top of the bag. 142 00:04:40,094 --> 00:04:42,575 - You set me up to fail there. - No, no, no. 143 00:04:44,470 --> 00:04:47,081 What you shaking your head about, earlier? 144 00:04:47,966 --> 00:04:48,868 Yeah. 145 00:04:50,128 --> 00:04:52,337 I just wanna be able to eat something that"s edible. 146 00:04:54,488 --> 00:04:56,673 Yeah, he came out pretty aggressive this morning. 147 00:04:56,830 --> 00:04:59,053 Okay, we can start plating food. 148 00:04:59,137 --> 00:05:01,142 Is that everything for now, Gabs? 149 00:05:01,226 --> 00:05:02,230 Yes. 150 00:05:02,314 --> 00:05:03,535 - You want to put it here? - Yeah. 151 00:05:03,619 --> 00:05:05,059 What"s all this alcohol 152 00:05:05,144 --> 00:05:06,972 that everybody"s drinking that I don"t have? 153 00:05:09,582 --> 00:05:10,804 Yeah. 154 00:05:10,888 --> 00:05:12,370 Can you turn this horizontally, please? 155 00:05:12,454 --> 00:05:15,765 Ing hell, I don"t get paid enough for this. 156 00:05:15,849 --> 00:05:17,071 Were you ready to go in a few minutes? 157 00:05:17,155 --> 00:05:18,289 Should I get the tender to pick us up? 158 00:05:18,373 --> 00:05:19,116 Yeah, okay. 159 00:05:19,200 --> 00:05:20,117 You want a table here? 160 00:05:20,201 --> 00:05:21,597 - Yeah. - Okie-dokie. 161 00:05:21,681 --> 00:05:22,816 Is that everything? 162 00:05:22,900 --> 00:05:24,600 Yeah, let"s rock and roll. 163 00:05:24,684 --> 00:05:26,776 We"ve got some legs down here. 164 00:05:26,860 --> 00:05:28,082 Well done, dickhead. 165 00:05:28,166 --> 00:05:29,518 Maybe put the roof on the ****ing thing 166 00:05:29,602 --> 00:05:31,085 before we start, eh? 167 00:05:31,169 --> 00:05:32,477 Can you take a picture of me out there on the deck? 168 00:05:32,561 --> 00:05:34,610 Gotta get my Instagram photos, girlfriend. 169 00:05:34,694 --> 00:05:37,482 - How"s it going? - Not well. 170 00:05:37,566 --> 00:05:40,137 Oh, my ****, really, eh? 171 00:05:40,221 --> 00:05:41,573 Yeah. 172 00:05:41,657 --> 00:05:43,358 Just tie it up there, I guess, maybe. You got it? 173 00:05:43,442 --> 00:05:45,099 Do you wanna set up, like, the bar station? 174 00:05:45,183 --> 00:05:47,057 - Yeah. - And I"ll finish this. 175 00:05:47,141 --> 00:05:47,821 Please. 176 00:05:49,924 --> 00:05:51,581 Okay, let"s go, let's go, let"s go. 177 00:05:51,798 --> 00:05:55,239 I"ve never had this in my life, this kind of feedback. 178 00:05:55,323 --> 00:05:57,807 By tomorrow, I"m gonna be drinking. 179 00:05:57,891 --> 00:05:59,940 I know it"s difficult, but don"t let it get to you. 180 00:06:00,024 --> 00:06:01,373 No, no, it"s... no. 181 00:06:01,458 --> 00:06:03,204 Trust me, I was there, listening to the whole thing. 182 00:06:03,288 --> 00:06:05,545 - Uh-huh? - The guy"s ****ing crazy. 183 00:06:05,630 --> 00:06:06,569 Yeah? 184 00:06:06,880 --> 00:06:08,779 The guy"s got the taste buds of a Billy goat. 185 00:06:08,912 --> 00:06:11,516 He wants ****ing Big Macs and cheeseburgers. 186 00:06:11,600 --> 00:06:13,907 How can we make that thing look less ugly? 187 00:06:16,431 --> 00:06:18,567 I feel like I came into this season a little bit 188 00:06:18,651 --> 00:06:20,392 too cocky and confident. 189 00:06:25,397 --> 00:06:27,881 Don"t ever hang fenders over until we"re there. 190 00:06:27,965 --> 00:06:29,970 But I know I can do better than this, 191 00:06:30,054 --> 00:06:33,274 and I wanna show Gary that I"m not a complete ****ing idiot. 192 00:06:35,704 --> 00:06:36,836 Few more of those. 193 00:06:41,630 --> 00:06:43,810 Wow. Seriously? 194 00:06:43,894 --> 00:06:45,812 Oh, what happened here? 195 00:06:45,896 --> 00:06:47,779 Did you see this? 196 00:06:47,864 --> 00:06:49,042 Oh, my God. 197 00:06:49,325 --> 00:06:51,428 Accidents happen, but you know, 198 00:06:51,597 --> 00:06:53,950 it was a kind of a dumb thing to do. 199 00:06:54,034 --> 00:06:55,952 The couch is probably worth 50 grand. 200 00:06:56,036 --> 00:06:57,911 So, that"s just stupid. 201 00:06:57,995 --> 00:06:59,869 Are you guys ready to go to the beach? 202 00:06:59,953 --> 00:07:00,870 I"ve been ready. 203 00:07:00,954 --> 00:07:02,350 Is that alcohol? 204 00:07:02,434 --> 00:07:03,873 I think there"s tons of alcohol on the beach, 205 00:07:03,957 --> 00:07:05,614 but if you want, we can make you up one before you go. 206 00:07:05,698 --> 00:07:06,833 Oh, I"m sure there'll be alcohol on the beach. 207 00:07:07,095 --> 00:07:08,183 No, that"s fine. 208 00:07:14,628 --> 00:07:16,428 Did you see the couch? 209 00:07:16,513 --> 00:07:17,953 I literally walked in and was like... 210 00:07:27,198 --> 00:07:28,724 Long legs coming. 211 00:07:28,808 --> 00:07:30,857 That water"s cold, and I"m not getting in it. 212 00:07:30,941 --> 00:07:34,382 Okay, I have to say the chef did a really good job with this. 213 00:07:34,466 --> 00:07:35,296 Yes. 214 00:07:35,380 --> 00:07:36,732 I haven"t eaten it yet, 215 00:07:36,816 --> 00:07:38,429 so I"ll reserve that until I eat the food. 216 00:07:38,513 --> 00:07:40,040 - That"s true. - Let"s wait until we eat it. 217 00:07:40,124 --> 00:07:42,042 The whole reason he came on this trip was the food. 218 00:07:42,126 --> 00:07:43,826 You either have talent, or you don"t. 219 00:07:43,910 --> 00:07:45,306 You either... 220 00:07:45,390 --> 00:07:46,437 It"s like you either know how to make an omelette 221 00:07:46,521 --> 00:07:47,961 that"s not brown, or you don't. 222 00:07:48,045 --> 00:07:49,571 This has been a sh... show of a morning, 223 00:07:49,655 --> 00:07:52,835 and I really need this beach picnic to go to plan. 224 00:07:52,919 --> 00:07:53,967 Can I get you anything, Charles? 225 00:07:54,051 --> 00:07:55,313 Hopefully... I guess... 226 00:07:57,576 --> 00:08:01,191 It"s right here, babe. You love lox. 227 00:08:01,275 --> 00:08:03,977 My God, just eat the food and shut the **** up. 228 00:08:04,061 --> 00:08:05,587 Dais? 229 00:08:05,671 --> 00:08:08,546 This looks good. 230 00:08:08,630 --> 00:08:11,114 It"s so good. 231 00:08:11,198 --> 00:08:12,637 - It"s good. - Hey, Daisy? 232 00:08:12,721 --> 00:08:14,204 - Yes. - Great food. 233 00:08:14,288 --> 00:08:15,510 Oh, good, I"m happy you like it. 234 00:08:15,594 --> 00:08:17,338 I think I was just up... I"m, like... 235 00:08:17,423 --> 00:08:18,490 I think I"m just a grouch in the morning. 236 00:08:18,575 --> 00:08:19,514 That"s okay. 237 00:08:21,553 --> 00:08:22,952 Everyone has their things. 238 00:08:23,036 --> 00:08:25,041 If I"m up too late, I get grouchy. 239 00:08:25,125 --> 00:08:27,258 Are you ****ing kidding me? 240 00:08:31,175 --> 00:08:32,092 I wanted one. 241 00:08:32,176 --> 00:08:33,963 Oh, you did? 242 00:08:34,047 --> 00:08:35,922 But I wanna see now what"s for dinner, which I don"t know now. 243 00:08:36,006 --> 00:08:38,272 - I need to talk to them. - Yeah. Don"t lose it at them. 244 00:08:38,356 --> 00:08:39,577 Me? 245 00:08:39,661 --> 00:08:41,275 I"m not gonna punch him. 246 00:08:41,359 --> 00:08:43,581 Oh, this is so good. 247 00:08:43,665 --> 00:08:45,235 You want to? Okay, I"ll come with you. 248 00:08:45,319 --> 00:08:47,237 The one thing I like is ice in water. 249 00:08:47,321 --> 00:08:48,630 Yeah, New York, the same. 250 00:08:48,714 --> 00:08:50,240 New York, they don"t put ice in water. 251 00:08:50,324 --> 00:08:51,415 Mm-hmm. 252 00:08:51,499 --> 00:08:52,590 They don"t even wanna give you water. 253 00:08:52,674 --> 00:08:54,111 Mm-hmm. 254 00:08:56,635 --> 00:08:58,335 You yell at people in New York, you"ll get hit in the face. 255 00:08:58,419 --> 00:09:00,033 You get more bees with honey. 256 00:09:00,117 --> 00:09:03,166 I"ve gotten pretty far in life thus far acting this way. 257 00:09:03,250 --> 00:09:04,951 I think I"m gonna keep the way I act, 258 00:09:05,035 --> 00:09:07,475 and if people don"t like the way I act, then that"s too bad, 259 00:09:07,559 --> 00:09:08,911 and they don"t need to be around me. 260 00:09:08,995 --> 00:09:10,736 If you can help me clear the table? 261 00:09:12,346 --> 00:09:13,739 Wait, something happened? 262 00:09:15,132 --> 00:09:16,353 - Wait, who said that? - Your friend. 263 00:09:16,437 --> 00:09:17,746 - Jenelle? - Yeah. 264 00:09:17,830 --> 00:09:19,052 You"ll get your ass kicked about what? 265 00:09:19,136 --> 00:09:20,749 If I said... 266 00:09:20,833 --> 00:09:23,447 if I yelled in New York about not getting ice in my water. 267 00:09:23,531 --> 00:09:24,796 - Does she live in New York? - No. 268 00:09:24,880 --> 00:09:26,537 So then... has she ever been to New York? 269 00:09:26,621 --> 00:09:29,105 - I don"t know. - That"s ridiculous. 270 00:09:29,189 --> 00:09:31,629 If she was not my hairdresser, I would let you be a bitch. 271 00:09:31,713 --> 00:09:34,850 But I don"t wanna have to find a new hairstylist. 272 00:09:34,934 --> 00:09:36,417 This is our last day. Relax. 273 00:09:36,501 --> 00:09:38,071 I want my retribution. How do I get it? 274 00:09:38,155 --> 00:09:39,637 That bitch over there talking sh... 275 00:09:39,721 --> 00:09:40,856 to the person that"s paying for it... 276 00:09:40,940 --> 00:09:41,900 What? 277 00:09:41,984 --> 00:09:43,293 I"m not gonna fight with Jenelle 278 00:09:43,377 --> 00:09:44,686 because she"s the only that gets my hair. 279 00:09:44,770 --> 00:09:46,079 No, it"s all good, it"s all good. 280 00:09:46,163 --> 00:09:47,338 Oh, no. Hey, Rhett, what"s up? 281 00:09:48,817 --> 00:09:49,865 - No. - You sure? 282 00:09:49,949 --> 00:09:51,516 Yeah. 283 00:09:53,909 --> 00:09:54,909 Oh, dear God. 284 00:09:59,350 --> 00:10:00,702 - Coming up... - Ow! 285 00:10:00,786 --> 00:10:01,703 I cut my head. 286 00:10:01,787 --> 00:10:02,704 Oh sh... 287 00:10:02,788 --> 00:10:04,401 Oh sh..., bro. 288 00:10:04,485 --> 00:10:06,403 Marcos has taken a big chunk out of his head. 289 00:10:06,487 --> 00:10:07,752 What? 290 00:10:07,836 --> 00:10:09,708 He"s taken the top of his ****ing scalp off. 291 00:10:12,624 --> 00:10:14,281 Did you just call my wife a bitch? 292 00:10:14,365 --> 00:10:15,325 - No. - You sure? 293 00:10:15,409 --> 00:10:17,284 Yeah. 294 00:10:17,368 --> 00:10:19,286 I will **** your world up. 295 00:10:19,370 --> 00:10:20,852 - Oh, dear God. - Whatever. 296 00:10:20,936 --> 00:10:22,764 Mm-hmm. 297 00:10:24,418 --> 00:10:25,596 Yeah. 298 00:10:25,680 --> 00:10:27,120 Can we get anyone anything to drink? 299 00:10:27,204 --> 00:10:28,730 - I"m fine. - You good? 300 00:10:28,814 --> 00:10:30,120 Everyone"s good? 301 00:10:31,338 --> 00:10:32,560 I don"t wanna get involved in that. 302 00:10:32,644 --> 00:10:33,952 And I don"t either. 303 00:10:34,036 --> 00:10:35,693 - Are you sure, you don"t? - No, I think... 304 00:10:35,777 --> 00:10:37,478 I think I"ll stay out of this one. 305 00:10:37,562 --> 00:10:40,263 Take me with you! 306 00:10:40,347 --> 00:10:41,957 I don"t know what happened. 307 00:10:45,439 --> 00:10:46,530 - We weren"t... - But hold on... hold on... 308 00:10:46,614 --> 00:10:48,141 we didn"t say anything. 309 00:10:48,225 --> 00:10:49,838 He starts telling her about if you"re in New York 310 00:10:49,922 --> 00:10:51,144 and you don"t like the water, 311 00:10:51,228 --> 00:10:52,841 you can just bitch and bitch and bitch 312 00:10:52,925 --> 00:10:55,191 and they"ll give you what you want. 313 00:10:55,275 --> 00:10:56,758 And I said, "No, if you" re in New York, 314 00:10:56,842 --> 00:10:58,151 - they "ll hit you in the face." - Okay. 315 00:10:58,235 --> 00:11:00,109 And he got pissed off and walked off. 316 00:11:00,193 --> 00:11:01,371 I mean, your husband likes to have a lot of problems 317 00:11:01,455 --> 00:11:02,546 - with people.. - He does. 318 00:11:02,630 --> 00:11:03,808 But will you promise me 319 00:11:03,892 --> 00:11:05,201 you won"t let it come between you and me? 320 00:11:05,285 --> 00:11:06,463 I don"t want drama. 321 00:11:06,547 --> 00:11:07,812 My friends were fighting last charter, 322 00:11:07,896 --> 00:11:09,162 and it was, like, not fun for me. 323 00:11:09,246 --> 00:11:11,294 I mean, I would much rather the guests 324 00:11:11,378 --> 00:11:14,080 be arguing than complaining about the food. 325 00:11:14,164 --> 00:11:17,561 I wouldn"t be surprised if Rhett kicked the sh... out of him. 326 00:11:17,645 --> 00:11:19,389 It would be a favor to us all. 327 00:11:19,473 --> 00:11:21,565 I"m my own person, and you know I can"t control him, I can't. 328 00:11:21,649 --> 00:11:24,002 I feel sorry for you. 329 00:11:24,086 --> 00:11:27,177 So, I hope you guys realize I do not control him. 330 00:11:29,962 --> 00:11:31,140 Are you trying to clean that sofa? 331 00:11:31,224 --> 00:11:32,750 Yeah. 332 00:11:32,834 --> 00:11:34,752 Get that carpet cleaner, just try it without any chemical. 333 00:11:34,836 --> 00:11:36,664 Okay. All right, Glenn. 334 00:11:41,713 --> 00:11:43,845 I"m gonna give this a whirl and see what happens. 335 00:11:45,586 --> 00:11:47,022 Just do just that. 336 00:11:50,765 --> 00:11:51,943 No, it"s not doing anything. 337 00:11:52,027 --> 00:11:53,467 Never mind, never mind. 338 00:11:53,551 --> 00:11:55,251 It"s not doing anything. 339 00:11:55,335 --> 00:11:56,818 Not good. 340 00:11:56,902 --> 00:11:58,646 One little patch with K2R and see if that does anything. 341 00:11:58,730 --> 00:12:00,082 Okay. 342 00:12:00,166 --> 00:12:01,257 The guests are ready to be picked up. 343 00:12:01,341 --> 00:12:02,693 Copy, on my way. 344 00:12:02,777 --> 00:12:05,040 Oh, God... oh, my God, Mom. 345 00:12:06,346 --> 00:12:08,221 I hope you didn"t ruin my phone. 346 00:12:08,305 --> 00:12:09,744 Sh... 347 00:12:09,828 --> 00:12:12,529 I have to wait, I can"t prepare anything. 348 00:12:12,613 --> 00:12:14,705 Yeah, you"ve gotta see what they ****ing want. 349 00:12:14,789 --> 00:12:16,054 Because apparently, whatever you make 350 00:12:16,138 --> 00:12:17,447 isn"t what they want right now. 351 00:12:17,531 --> 00:12:19,057 Mm-hmm. 352 00:12:19,141 --> 00:12:20,320 Let that dry and sit for a while, 353 00:12:20,404 --> 00:12:21,756 and then later we"ll try to suck if off 354 00:12:21,840 --> 00:12:23,410 with that and see what happens. 355 00:12:23,494 --> 00:12:24,672 Will you take this off and then we"re giving it to Daisy. 356 00:12:24,756 --> 00:12:25,977 Absolutely. 357 00:12:26,061 --> 00:12:26,978 Because I actually brought it for her. 358 00:12:27,062 --> 00:12:28,328 That was very kind of you. 359 00:12:28,412 --> 00:12:29,807 - You wanna put it on me. - Put it on her, yeah. 360 00:12:29,891 --> 00:12:31,026 - No problem. - Isn"t that cute? 361 00:12:31,110 --> 00:12:32,636 It"ll be prettier on you than me. 362 00:12:32,720 --> 00:12:34,203 Oh, gosh. 363 00:12:34,287 --> 00:12:35,813 Oh my God... 364 00:12:35,897 --> 00:12:38,990 Oh, thank you, it"s very sweet. 365 00:12:39,074 --> 00:12:41,254 I"ve never seen anything like it. 366 00:12:41,338 --> 00:12:43,256 Do you want it under your collar, and then that way... 367 00:12:43,340 --> 00:12:45,997 Whatever looks best, I trust you. 368 00:12:46,081 --> 00:12:47,651 Gary told me there"s been drama. 369 00:12:47,735 --> 00:12:49,087 Oh, there"s been beef. 370 00:12:49,171 --> 00:12:50,698 - Thank you. - Lovely. 371 00:12:50,782 --> 00:12:52,613 To be honest with you, I don"t know. I miss all... 372 00:12:52,697 --> 00:12:56,312 everything seems to happen and I just seem to miss all of it. 373 00:12:56,396 --> 00:12:57,966 That makes two of us, Tom. 374 00:12:58,050 --> 00:12:59,181 It"s probably best that way. 375 00:13:02,576 --> 00:13:04,973 - Welcome back, everybody. - Thank you. 376 00:13:05,057 --> 00:13:06,627 I"m going straight back to pick them up, yeah. 377 00:13:06,711 --> 00:13:07,845 - How you doing, Dais? - Good. 378 00:13:07,929 --> 00:13:10,426 - I love your necklace. - Thanks. 379 00:13:10,511 --> 00:13:12,004 Ooh, what happened to the couch? 380 00:13:12,089 --> 00:13:13,864 - Wasn"t me. - It wasn"t me. 381 00:13:20,246 --> 00:13:21,943 No, don"t worry, it's okay. 382 00:13:25,425 --> 00:13:26,734 No, no. 383 00:13:26,818 --> 00:13:27,996 They said they were really happy with the food, 384 00:13:28,080 --> 00:13:29,606 but do you think you could come up 385 00:13:29,690 --> 00:13:31,217 and speak to Cindi and Charles? 386 00:13:31,301 --> 00:13:33,306 Maybe, Daisy, you and I go too. 387 00:13:33,390 --> 00:13:34,350 Yeah, coming. 388 00:13:34,434 --> 00:13:35,783 It is hot out here, man. 389 00:13:36,654 --> 00:13:37,788 Hola, hola. 390 00:13:37,872 --> 00:13:40,832 - Hi... hola, como esta? - Bien, bien. 391 00:13:43,965 --> 00:13:45,231 Hi, it"s just me. 392 00:13:45,315 --> 00:13:46,667 I"m just wondering if Charles wants to come 393 00:13:46,751 --> 00:13:49,235 and speak to the chef? 394 00:13:49,319 --> 00:13:51,541 Yeah, of course. He"s up there talking to your mom. 395 00:13:51,625 --> 00:13:52,760 So, if you wanna come up... 396 00:13:52,844 --> 00:13:54,065 Let"s get Charles up here too, 397 00:13:54,149 --> 00:13:55,415 so you"re speaking directly to him. 398 00:13:55,499 --> 00:13:56,894 Yeah, yeah, that would be nice. 399 00:13:56,978 --> 00:13:57,895 Yeah, is he... do you know if he"s around? 400 00:13:57,979 --> 00:13:59,549 Sorry, excuse me... 401 00:13:59,633 --> 00:14:01,856 Erica"s gonna come up and speak for Charles, and she"s... 402 00:14:01,940 --> 00:14:03,466 Oh, okay, perfect. 403 00:14:03,550 --> 00:14:05,251 His wife was telling us earlier, 404 00:14:05,335 --> 00:14:07,470 she"s like, "I'm just so sorry, I can"t control him." 405 00:14:07,554 --> 00:14:09,167 She goes, "His hobby on the weekends, he likes going 406 00:14:09,251 --> 00:14:10,560 to hotels and ordering food, 407 00:14:10,644 --> 00:14:12,388 and he bitches so he gets all his food for free." 408 00:14:12,472 --> 00:14:15,040 He wants a big, fat, fillet, basically. 409 00:14:18,198 --> 00:14:20,113 - I would go for that. - Yeah. 410 00:14:23,066 --> 00:14:24,922 Dude, I swear to God, Charlie"s the biggest 411 00:14:25,006 --> 00:14:26,635 ing douchebag you"ve ever met, dude. 412 00:14:26,720 --> 00:14:28,448 My husband loves mashed potatoes, 413 00:14:28,532 --> 00:14:29,536 or he loves creamed spinach. 414 00:14:29,620 --> 00:14:31,451 I need to take notes. 415 00:14:31,535 --> 00:14:33,757 Oh, my God. 416 00:14:33,841 --> 00:14:35,759 This is the most nasty menu combination 417 00:14:35,843 --> 00:14:37,370 I ever made in my life 418 00:14:37,454 --> 00:14:39,067 - We"re happy? - We"re happy. 419 00:14:39,151 --> 00:14:40,590 - We"re excited. - Okay, great. 420 00:14:40,674 --> 00:14:42,244 She"s, like, making nonsense. 421 00:14:42,328 --> 00:14:45,247 - Grazie here, gracias otherwise. - Prego. 422 00:14:45,331 --> 00:14:46,814 Thank you. 423 00:14:46,898 --> 00:14:47,945 - You"re welcome. All right. - You"re welcome, guys. 424 00:14:48,029 --> 00:14:49,509 Mucho bueno. 425 00:14:52,469 --> 00:14:55,518 Just a reminder that Gary and Glenn 426 00:14:55,602 --> 00:14:57,038 are sitting at dinner with them. 427 00:14:59,214 --> 00:15:00,306 - Oh, really? - Okay. 428 00:15:00,390 --> 00:15:01,872 - Yeah. - That"d be great. 429 00:15:01,956 --> 00:15:03,352 We love Gary. 430 00:15:03,436 --> 00:15:05,049 They want me to join them for dinner tomorrow night. 431 00:15:05,133 --> 00:15:06,964 Really? They said that to me, too. 432 00:15:07,048 --> 00:15:08,226 Did they? 433 00:15:08,310 --> 00:15:09,619 Yeah gonna make heaps of food, yeah. 434 00:15:09,703 --> 00:15:11,186 Yeah, just wanted to remind you. 435 00:15:11,270 --> 00:15:15,712 All right, let"s bounce outta this Popsicle stand. 436 00:15:15,796 --> 00:15:17,627 Good work, team. 437 00:15:17,711 --> 00:15:20,674 Just a reminder, it"s decades theme party. 438 00:15:20,758 --> 00:15:22,632 For dinner they wanna celebrate each decade. 439 00:15:22,716 --> 00:15:25,415 Don"t forget the other two extra people, Glenn and Gary. 440 00:15:26,981 --> 00:15:28,334 Oh, wow, this is a lot of sh..., eh? 441 00:15:28,418 --> 00:15:30,379 It"s a hell of a lot of sh... 442 00:15:30,463 --> 00:15:32,294 Can you just help me with the bar first? 443 00:15:32,378 --> 00:15:35,120 It"s just that they can see it, and it looks like a disaster. 444 00:15:37,339 --> 00:15:38,909 Do you think I"m allowed lie down for 10 minutes? 445 00:15:38,993 --> 00:15:40,346 I ****ing hope so. 446 00:15:40,430 --> 00:15:42,696 My mom, Halhe, and Susan are being fun. 447 00:15:42,780 --> 00:15:44,521 Oh, yeah... 448 00:15:47,045 --> 00:15:49,090 She"s in a skanky-ass mood, being rude. 449 00:15:51,353 --> 00:15:52,442 Thank you. 450 00:16:00,928 --> 00:16:02,237 Oh, Jesus. 451 00:16:02,321 --> 00:16:03,321 **** 452 00:16:07,108 --> 00:16:08,461 One of those days? 453 00:16:08,545 --> 00:16:10,463 You don"t need me to help you unpack the bar, 454 00:16:10,547 --> 00:16:13,553 and let me tackle this ****ing mountain of dishes. 455 00:16:13,637 --> 00:16:15,685 Right now you don"t receiving help, or what? 456 00:16:15,769 --> 00:16:18,906 I haven"t seen or touched the laundry once. 457 00:16:18,990 --> 00:16:20,473 Well, you have to say something. 458 00:16:20,557 --> 00:16:21,865 I know, I know, I will. 459 00:16:21,949 --> 00:16:23,693 I just wanna not, like, make accusations 460 00:16:23,777 --> 00:16:27,610 before I, like, make sure I"m right about things. 461 00:16:27,694 --> 00:16:28,872 Are you guys all right? 462 00:16:28,956 --> 00:16:30,221 I can hear you guys from the bar. 463 00:16:30,305 --> 00:16:31,959 - Oh, okay. - Yeah. 464 00:16:34,135 --> 00:16:35,313 Don"t you guys look glamorous? 465 00:16:35,397 --> 00:16:36,967 - Do we? - Thank you. 466 00:16:37,051 --> 00:16:39,100 Would you like us to go for a sail and then come back here? 467 00:16:39,184 --> 00:16:40,710 Yeah, I think that would be nice. 468 00:16:40,794 --> 00:16:43,234 - Does sailing sound good? - Yeah, that would be so cute. 469 00:16:43,318 --> 00:16:45,198 - Taking a little nap? - Are you coming to join? 470 00:16:49,586 --> 00:16:51,504 Stop! 471 00:16:51,588 --> 00:16:53,372 Hand above the covers. 472 00:16:54,329 --> 00:16:56,160 Hands above the covers, yeah. 473 00:16:56,244 --> 00:16:58,380 Ashley is obviously not interested in me, 474 00:16:58,464 --> 00:17:01,296 because she"s so interested in talking with Gary. 475 00:17:01,380 --> 00:17:04,168 Stop touching me... ooh... back massage. Okay, you can touch me. 476 00:17:04,252 --> 00:17:06,388 Some girls like this Tarzan thing, I don"t know. 477 00:17:06,472 --> 00:17:08,303 Everyone"s looking at us and walking away. 478 00:17:08,387 --> 00:17:10,871 - I"m not even doing anything. - No, no, not yet. 479 00:17:10,955 --> 00:17:12,786 Show me your hands. 480 00:17:12,870 --> 00:17:15,092 No, can"t help it, I can"t take my hand off my... 481 00:17:15,176 --> 00:17:16,746 I"m just kidding. 482 00:17:16,830 --> 00:17:19,096 All crew, all crew, let"s get everybody 483 00:17:19,180 --> 00:17:20,489 up on the flybridge who"s free, 484 00:17:20,573 --> 00:17:22,752 let"s start getting ready to get sails up. 485 00:17:22,836 --> 00:17:25,363 Yeah, copy that. 486 00:17:25,447 --> 00:17:29,367 We"re gonna go sideways, we"re gonna go sideways. 487 00:17:29,451 --> 00:17:31,935 And now I have, like, a race against the sails. 488 00:17:32,019 --> 00:17:33,589 Boy, this is gonna feel good. 489 00:17:33,673 --> 00:17:34,677 Sriracha mayo. 490 00:17:34,761 --> 00:17:36,113 - Anchor"s home. - Copy. 491 00:17:36,197 --> 00:17:37,550 Okay, Tom, you wanna come up to the flybridge? 492 00:17:37,634 --> 00:17:39,116 - We"re gonna do the mizzen. - Okie-doke. 493 00:17:39,200 --> 00:17:40,593 Okay, I"m going up. 494 00:17:45,076 --> 00:17:46,559 Two wraps. 495 00:17:46,643 --> 00:17:48,343 Good, let"s go straight on to the main, Tom. 496 00:17:48,427 --> 00:17:51,346 Look at me, ****ing sailor boy. 497 00:17:51,430 --> 00:17:52,739 Oh, wow. 498 00:17:52,823 --> 00:17:55,045 And the genoa. 499 00:17:55,129 --> 00:17:56,307 Okay, that"s main engine off. 500 00:17:56,391 --> 00:17:58,132 Ah! 501 00:18:00,004 --> 00:18:02,009 - Ah! - Ah! 502 00:18:02,093 --> 00:18:04,141 Jeez. 503 00:18:04,225 --> 00:18:05,575 That"s ****ing cool, no. 504 00:18:06,663 --> 00:18:08,145 **** 505 00:18:08,229 --> 00:18:09,625 How the **** does this thing lock? 506 00:18:09,709 --> 00:18:11,232 Oh ****. 507 00:18:13,626 --> 00:18:16,371 Man, this is a very overrated experience in front over here. 508 00:18:16,455 --> 00:18:18,547 Last time it was very majestic. 509 00:18:18,631 --> 00:18:20,201 Oh, Lord. 510 00:18:20,285 --> 00:18:21,376 No, if you wanna know what majestic is, 511 00:18:21,460 --> 00:18:23,117 majestic is our kitty. 512 00:18:23,201 --> 00:18:25,075 Yeah, our cat is really cute. 513 00:18:25,159 --> 00:18:26,250 Ow! 514 00:18:26,334 --> 00:18:27,469 Ah sh..., I cut my head. 515 00:18:27,553 --> 00:18:28,644 - Oh sh... - Wait, wait, sit... 516 00:18:28,728 --> 00:18:30,124 Just sit there. 517 00:18:30,208 --> 00:18:32,079 Okay. Oh, God. 518 00:18:37,911 --> 00:18:39,739 Ah ****. 519 00:18:49,444 --> 00:18:51,232 Marcos hit his head really bad, 520 00:18:51,316 --> 00:18:52,450 and I don"t really know what to do. 521 00:18:52,534 --> 00:18:55,102 He"s cut his head really bad. 522 00:18:58,817 --> 00:19:00,755 Oh, sh..., bro. 523 00:19:00,847 --> 00:19:02,129 Oh, my God. 524 00:19:03,984 --> 00:19:05,595 Mm, ****. 525 00:19:07,158 --> 00:19:08,768 Oh sh... 526 00:19:18,348 --> 00:19:20,649 Oh, my God. 527 00:19:23,304 --> 00:19:24,657 Ah sh... 528 00:19:24,741 --> 00:19:26,180 I don"t even really know what to begin doing. 529 00:19:26,264 --> 00:19:28,486 Just patch it up, patch it up. 530 00:19:28,570 --> 00:19:29,262 Probably in shock... 531 00:19:29,347 --> 00:19:31,020 do you need water, a glass of water? 532 00:19:31,443 --> 00:19:32,665 Ah. 533 00:19:32,749 --> 00:19:34,449 Marcos has taken a big chunk out of his head. 534 00:19:34,533 --> 00:19:35,842 What? 535 00:19:35,926 --> 00:19:37,017 It"s about a patch of skin, that much... 536 00:19:37,101 --> 00:19:38,235 On what? 537 00:19:38,319 --> 00:19:41,238 And he scalped himself inside the fridge. 538 00:19:41,322 --> 00:19:42,849 I"ll watch up here. 539 00:19:42,933 --> 00:19:44,372 How you doing, mate, you okay? 540 00:19:44,456 --> 00:19:45,721 Good, yeah. I"m good. 541 00:19:45,805 --> 00:19:46,896 Okay. Let"s put something... 542 00:19:46,980 --> 00:19:48,289 - Gauze. - Does it hurt? 543 00:19:48,373 --> 00:19:50,378 No, it"s not that bad. 544 00:19:50,462 --> 00:19:52,032 Okay. Let me get your face here. 545 00:19:52,116 --> 00:19:54,600 Just keep the pressure on it so it"ll help stop the bleeding. 546 00:19:54,684 --> 00:19:55,992 Mm-hmm. 547 00:19:56,076 --> 00:19:57,385 We"re gonna have to get you to see somebody, 548 00:19:57,469 --> 00:19:59,126 because he"s taken the scalp off of it. 549 00:19:59,210 --> 00:20:00,388 Yeah. 550 00:20:00,472 --> 00:20:01,563 - So, it"s... - Yeah. 551 00:20:01,647 --> 00:20:03,913 My first thought is that this is 552 00:20:03,997 --> 00:20:05,567 the end of the season for Marcos. 553 00:20:05,651 --> 00:20:07,351 It"s that serious. 554 00:20:07,435 --> 00:20:10,050 Oh, man. 555 00:20:10,134 --> 00:20:11,704 You know, I"m not sure exactly how to bandage that area, 556 00:20:11,788 --> 00:20:13,706 but we"ll figure something out. 557 00:20:13,790 --> 00:20:15,359 In the meantime, I"m gonna put the sails away, 558 00:20:15,443 --> 00:20:16,534 we"re gonna start heading back. 559 00:20:16,618 --> 00:20:17,797 Sh..., sorry that happened, dude. 560 00:20:17,895 --> 00:20:19,679 Do you wanna ice the area? 561 00:20:21,928 --> 00:20:23,193 Okay, let"s fire up. 562 00:20:23,277 --> 00:20:26,414 Tom, can you keep an eye on the sail going away? 563 00:20:26,498 --> 00:20:27,894 Okay. 564 00:20:27,978 --> 00:20:29,338 - Thanks, girl. - Thank you, ma"am. 565 00:20:31,198 --> 00:20:32,420 Oh, my ****... 566 00:20:32,504 --> 00:20:34,074 Stop. 567 00:20:34,158 --> 00:20:35,858 Okay, come on up here. We"re gonna do the mizzen now. 568 00:20:35,942 --> 00:20:37,988 Now it start hurting. 569 00:20:40,338 --> 00:20:42,909 - All right, hold. - Okay. That"s good enough. 570 00:20:42,993 --> 00:20:44,388 Okay, I"m gonna go call the doctor. 571 00:20:44,472 --> 00:20:46,347 I"m gonna go continue to pull for dinner. 572 00:20:46,431 --> 00:20:47,740 Thank you. 573 00:20:47,824 --> 00:20:50,090 Put some tape on the head, ****ing patch it up. 574 00:20:50,174 --> 00:20:52,266 But I have to make that dinner happen. 575 00:20:52,350 --> 00:20:54,094 No time to puss it out. 576 00:20:54,178 --> 00:20:55,617 Hello? 577 00:20:55,701 --> 00:20:58,359 Yeah, it"s Glenn calling from the boat Parsifal III. 578 00:20:58,443 --> 00:21:02,102 I have one crewmember who was reaching into a refrigerator, 579 00:21:02,186 --> 00:21:06,323 and he"s kind of scalped, like, a piece of scalp off his head. 580 00:21:06,407 --> 00:21:08,891 I mean, we"ve got a bandage on it now, 581 00:21:08,975 --> 00:21:11,111 and pressure on it, but I"m not really sure 582 00:21:11,195 --> 00:21:13,023 how to deal with that type of wound. 583 00:21:18,376 --> 00:21:19,725 Thank you very, very much. 584 00:21:25,035 --> 00:21:26,300 - Stop... - Oh, my God. 585 00:21:26,384 --> 00:21:28,128 - We smell good. - You have to sleep with him. 586 00:21:28,212 --> 00:21:30,521 Where is the broccolis? Where are the damn broccolis? 587 00:21:30,605 --> 00:21:32,654 Can you go hand over and tell her 588 00:21:32,738 --> 00:21:34,392 to go get changed, please, thanks. 589 00:21:36,742 --> 00:21:38,051 Is it even 6:30 yet? 590 00:21:38,135 --> 00:21:40,050 We"re safe to drop, drop, drop, drop. 591 00:21:41,399 --> 00:21:43,360 Not right now, I used Halhe"s deodorant. 592 00:21:43,444 --> 00:21:44,837 Ugh! 593 00:21:49,886 --> 00:21:51,673 Well, hey, the first thing I did when I met her, 594 00:21:51,757 --> 00:21:53,806 I smelled her butt like a dog. 595 00:21:53,890 --> 00:21:55,068 That was weird. 596 00:21:55,152 --> 00:21:56,460 Are we dressing up for dinner, still? 597 00:21:56,544 --> 00:21:58,071 - Yeah. - That"s two at the waterline. 598 00:21:58,155 --> 00:22:00,116 That"s main engine off. 599 00:22:00,200 --> 00:22:02,553 Dude, we have to have sex at least once on the boat. 600 00:22:02,637 --> 00:22:03,990 Yeah, we"ll be back. 601 00:22:04,074 --> 00:22:05,252 Yeah, we need 20 minutes, we"ll be back. 602 00:22:05,336 --> 00:22:06,993 It should only take five, actually. 603 00:22:07,077 --> 00:22:09,079 So, Ashley"s gonna do service with you tonight. 604 00:22:10,341 --> 00:22:11,737 No, I do, I just thought we were gonna 605 00:22:11,821 --> 00:22:14,914 switch every other charter. 606 00:22:14,998 --> 00:22:17,003 But I want you both, like, so the guests 607 00:22:17,087 --> 00:22:18,831 - can see you both during... - See both of us? Okay. 608 00:22:18,915 --> 00:22:20,223 Yeah, but she"ll do lates. 609 00:22:20,307 --> 00:22:21,529 Okay, cool. 610 00:22:21,613 --> 00:22:22,530 - Hello. - Hi! 611 00:22:22,614 --> 00:22:24,706 Glenn, Glenn, Tom. 612 00:22:24,790 --> 00:22:26,316 The doctor is aboard to see Marcos. 613 00:22:26,400 --> 00:22:27,796 - Hi, Glenn. - Hi, how are you? 614 00:22:27,880 --> 00:22:29,189 Good, how about yourself? 615 00:22:29,273 --> 00:22:30,581 I"ll give you one of those... very good. 616 00:22:30,665 --> 00:22:33,062 You think my hair is gonna grow? 617 00:22:33,146 --> 00:22:34,629 - I don"t know. - Don"t laugh. 618 00:22:34,713 --> 00:22:37,153 Well, I don"t know, do I look like someone who knows? 619 00:22:37,237 --> 00:22:39,025 Thanks for coming out on such short notice. 620 00:22:39,109 --> 00:22:40,548 Always. 621 00:22:40,632 --> 00:22:41,810 - She"s got... this is Dr. Tea. - How are you doing? 622 00:22:41,894 --> 00:22:43,072 I improvised. 623 00:22:43,156 --> 00:22:44,465 - I"m Tea, nice to meet you. - Tea. 624 00:22:44,549 --> 00:22:46,029 Do you wanna take a seat here? 625 00:22:52,035 --> 00:22:53,430 No, don"t move, don't move, don"t move. 626 00:22:53,514 --> 00:22:56,433 Well, yeah, of course. 627 00:22:56,517 --> 00:23:00,521 It is a big piece, but it"s very, very superficial. 628 00:23:03,220 --> 00:23:05,138 You do not, but it would be good if you can do... 629 00:23:05,222 --> 00:23:07,180 you can change it on your own. 630 00:23:08,965 --> 00:23:10,143 How does it feel, is it hurting? 631 00:23:10,227 --> 00:23:11,187 - Dinner"s gonna be on time. - Yeah. 632 00:23:11,271 --> 00:23:13,233 My head ****ing hurts so much, 633 00:23:13,317 --> 00:23:16,497 but these guests don"t care if I cut my head or not, whatever. 634 00:23:16,581 --> 00:23:19,848 They want their food on the table, so, I can"t stop cooking. 635 00:23:19,932 --> 00:23:21,023 See you later, keep in touch. 636 00:23:21,107 --> 00:23:22,895 I will walk you out, thank you. 637 00:23:22,979 --> 00:23:24,287 I"m not going in there yet. 638 00:23:24,371 --> 00:23:25,767 I"m gonna give them five more minutes. 639 00:23:27,505 --> 00:23:29,553 - I"ll wait for my drink. - Oh, my God. 640 00:23:29,637 --> 00:23:31,074 Oh, my God. 641 00:23:37,732 --> 00:23:39,346 - Oh, okay. - **** 642 00:23:39,430 --> 00:23:40,651 How do you feel? 643 00:23:40,735 --> 00:23:42,476 Yeah, I feel good. 644 00:23:53,705 --> 00:23:55,623 Erica, I"m not gonna wear a thousand dollar 645 00:23:55,707 --> 00:23:57,451 Neiman Marcus shirt right now. 646 00:23:57,535 --> 00:23:58,452 Mom, you look really cool. 647 00:23:58,536 --> 00:23:59,932 Thank you. 648 00:24:00,016 --> 00:24:01,672 - Who would have hairspray? - I don"t know, babe. 649 00:24:01,756 --> 00:24:02,673 Don"t yell at me. 650 00:24:02,757 --> 00:24:03,718 Get the **** out. 651 00:24:03,802 --> 00:24:05,067 I need hairspray for my hair, 652 00:24:05,151 --> 00:24:06,112 just like everybody else need stuff for theirs. 653 00:24:06,196 --> 00:24:07,591 Then hop out and go look for it. 654 00:24:07,675 --> 00:24:09,202 I don"t know where it is, it"s here. 655 00:24:09,286 --> 00:24:10,943 I said hop out of our room and go look for it. 656 00:24:11,027 --> 00:24:12,466 - I"m trying to get ready. - I am, too. 657 00:24:12,550 --> 00:24:14,642 - We"re eating with them tonight. - Yeah, we are. 658 00:24:14,726 --> 00:24:15,948 - Stop eating. - I know. 659 00:24:16,032 --> 00:24:16,992 Do we know what time dinner is? 660 00:24:17,076 --> 00:24:18,602 - Eight. - You excited for dinner? 661 00:24:18,686 --> 00:24:20,691 You and I should just sit at the little round table, 662 00:24:20,775 --> 00:24:21,867 and they can sit at the back. 663 00:24:21,951 --> 00:24:23,607 - We"ll talk golf. - Yeah. 664 00:24:23,691 --> 00:24:25,696 These aren"t my first choice of people to have dinner with, 665 00:24:25,780 --> 00:24:27,742 but, you know, I guess to eat Marcos" food, 666 00:24:27,826 --> 00:24:29,787 and it keeps me out of the galley doing dishes... 667 00:24:29,871 --> 00:24:31,354 score! 668 00:24:31,438 --> 00:24:32,834 - I"m gonna go take a shower. - What are you wearing? 669 00:24:32,918 --> 00:24:35,837 - Probably my birthday suit. - Sexy. 670 00:24:35,921 --> 00:24:38,622 Wow! 671 00:24:38,706 --> 00:24:39,754 Who are you? 672 00:24:39,838 --> 00:24:41,318 We have a new guest on board. 673 00:24:43,363 --> 00:24:44,628 Gorgeous. 674 00:24:44,712 --> 00:24:45,934 Oh! 675 00:24:46,018 --> 00:24:49,720 Oh, you look fab, Cindi, I love it. 676 00:24:49,804 --> 00:24:51,244 Champagne in the bathtub. 677 00:24:51,328 --> 00:24:54,157 Maybe we can put it in the hot tub. 678 00:24:56,594 --> 00:24:57,594 Wow. 679 00:25:05,298 --> 00:25:07,521 - What else have we got? - Thanks for your help, Tom. 680 00:25:07,605 --> 00:25:08,609 Is that it? 681 00:25:08,693 --> 00:25:10,263 Wear these wigs for dinner service. 682 00:25:10,347 --> 00:25:12,656 Yeah. 683 00:25:12,740 --> 00:25:15,442 Would you like to make your way to our lovely table? 684 00:25:15,526 --> 00:25:16,747 Yeah. 685 00:25:16,831 --> 00:25:17,966 Don"t you wish, when you do stuff like that, 686 00:25:18,050 --> 00:25:19,533 like you"ve done with your head, 687 00:25:19,617 --> 00:25:21,535 you just wanna go back in time, like ****ing one hour, 688 00:25:21,619 --> 00:25:22,928 and just not do that? 689 00:25:23,012 --> 00:25:24,712 I wish we can do that. 690 00:25:24,796 --> 00:25:26,711 They"re all about to sit down. 691 00:25:28,800 --> 00:25:29,935 Yours, too 692 00:25:30,019 --> 00:25:32,850 - Wow! - Hey! 693 00:25:32,934 --> 00:25:35,244 You guys look amazing. 694 00:25:35,328 --> 00:25:36,985 Everyone is sitting, including the captain? 695 00:25:37,069 --> 00:25:38,639 Everyone"s sitting, yeah. 696 00:25:38,723 --> 00:25:39,727 You can start. 697 00:25:39,811 --> 00:25:41,120 So, tuna tartare. 698 00:25:41,204 --> 00:25:43,035 I think I"m the only single one of the group. 699 00:25:43,119 --> 00:25:44,427 - You are. - Oh, really! 700 00:25:44,511 --> 00:25:47,039 I"m single. 701 00:25:47,123 --> 00:25:48,518 And here we have tuna tartare. 702 00:25:48,602 --> 00:25:49,911 Oh, yes. 703 00:25:49,995 --> 00:25:51,043 That looks so frigging good, you guys, I mean it. 704 00:25:51,127 --> 00:25:52,522 - Cream of spinach. - Yum! 705 00:25:52,606 --> 00:25:53,654 That"s for Chuck. 706 00:25:53,738 --> 00:25:55,047 Oh, wow, is that what I think it is? 707 00:25:55,131 --> 00:25:56,918 - Spaghetti marinara. - Mm! 708 00:25:57,002 --> 00:25:58,180 Yummy! 709 00:25:58,264 --> 00:25:59,181 It"s like all of our favorite stuff. 710 00:25:59,265 --> 00:26:02,051 Peruvian salmon sashimi. 711 00:26:05,880 --> 00:26:09,496 There"s none, restaurant. 712 00:26:09,580 --> 00:26:12,194 - Miso broccoli ginger. - Miso broccoli. 713 00:26:12,278 --> 00:26:13,630 These kind of crazy buffets, 714 00:26:13,714 --> 00:26:16,590 they just throw out a bunch of food, you know, 715 00:26:16,674 --> 00:26:18,766 like, all you can eat, until you ****ing die, you know? 716 00:26:18,850 --> 00:26:23,901 Here we have rib eye steak with broccoli, miso, and ginger. 717 00:26:23,985 --> 00:26:25,773 I eat pretty much everything. 718 00:26:25,857 --> 00:26:26,904 That"s what I've heard. 719 00:26:27,989 --> 00:26:29,603 Mm! 720 00:26:29,687 --> 00:26:32,777 I"m glad we passed the test of not being mean girls this year. 721 00:26:34,561 --> 00:26:36,131 - We are easygoing. - You guys make a nice couple. 722 00:26:36,215 --> 00:26:37,611 Thank you, we appreciate it. 723 00:26:37,695 --> 00:26:38,916 We"ve known each other since high school. 724 00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:39,917 Really? 725 00:26:40,001 --> 00:26:41,615 Erica came up with our nickname, 726 00:26:41,699 --> 00:26:43,312 and I"m Charles and she's Erica, so she came with Cherica. 727 00:26:43,396 --> 00:26:45,181 - Yes. - Oh, that"s a good one. 728 00:26:50,229 --> 00:26:51,277 Want me to get out, or you"re gonna climb over? 729 00:26:51,361 --> 00:26:52,669 No, I"ll just climb over. 730 00:26:52,753 --> 00:26:53,931 - Sh...! - Ooh! 731 00:26:54,015 --> 00:26:54,932 - Whoa, be careful. - Yes, I"m fine. 732 00:26:55,016 --> 00:26:56,108 - Ow! - Oh, girl. 733 00:26:56,192 --> 00:26:58,066 - You all right? - Yeah, I"m fine. 734 00:26:58,150 --> 00:26:59,111 Everyone is eating everything? 735 00:26:59,195 --> 00:27:00,590 - Yeah. - What about the salmon? 736 00:27:00,674 --> 00:27:02,505 No, they"re definitely eating the salmon. 737 00:27:02,589 --> 00:27:04,507 Their grandma didn"t say... heh, grandma. 738 00:27:04,591 --> 00:27:06,680 She doesn"t know what ****ing planet she"s on. 739 00:27:09,553 --> 00:27:11,688 I"m not sure they have too much of an issue with bitching. 740 00:27:11,772 --> 00:27:13,081 - Babe? - Yeah? 741 00:27:13,165 --> 00:27:15,170 - What are you doing? - Just taking a break. 742 00:27:15,254 --> 00:27:16,867 What"s wrong? 743 00:27:16,951 --> 00:27:18,826 I don"t have to deal with him, and I"m not going to. 744 00:27:18,910 --> 00:27:20,306 You don"t have to ****ing talk to him again when we get home, 745 00:27:20,390 --> 00:27:21,655 so who gives a sh...? 746 00:27:21,739 --> 00:27:23,352 Cindi, you look fabulous. 747 00:27:23,436 --> 00:27:26,094 When I look at you, I feel like I"m looking at Marilyn Monroe. 748 00:27:26,178 --> 00:27:28,444 - Yeah. - Oh, yes. 749 00:27:28,528 --> 00:27:30,011 She kinda looks like her, a little bit. 750 00:27:32,576 --> 00:27:34,320 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Woo! 751 00:27:34,404 --> 00:27:35,843 Oh, now I"m in trouble. 752 00:27:35,927 --> 00:27:37,323 **** 753 00:27:37,407 --> 00:27:41,022 So, I"m JFK and you're Marilyn, all right. 754 00:27:41,106 --> 00:27:45,809 ♪ Happy birthday to you 755 00:27:45,893 --> 00:27:50,858 ♪ Happy birthday, Mr. Captain 756 00:27:50,942 --> 00:27:56,037 ♪ Happy birthday to you 757 00:27:56,121 --> 00:27:59,649 Oh, my God. 758 00:27:59,733 --> 00:28:02,174 Is Glenn the life of the party, or what? 759 00:28:02,258 --> 00:28:06,178 May you live 100 years. 760 00:28:06,262 --> 00:28:08,655 May you go on a hundred cruises. 761 00:28:13,007 --> 00:28:15,358 May your dreams come true. 762 00:28:16,359 --> 00:28:17,885 Wow. I"ve got to take notes. 763 00:28:20,101 --> 00:28:23,282 - Happy birthday to you. - Woo! 764 00:28:23,366 --> 00:28:25,066 Thank you, thank you so much. 765 00:28:25,150 --> 00:28:26,285 - Yay! - Woo! 766 00:28:26,369 --> 00:28:28,806 - That was amazing. - Wow. 767 00:28:32,288 --> 00:28:34,031 - Cheers. - Cheers. 768 00:28:34,115 --> 00:28:35,555 - Here"s to you guys. - L"chaim! 769 00:28:35,639 --> 00:28:36,947 Salud. 770 00:28:37,031 --> 00:28:39,211 Thank you for a fantastic meal. 771 00:28:39,295 --> 00:28:40,647 Mission accomplished. 772 00:28:40,731 --> 00:28:42,211 What a ****ing day, no? 773 00:28:44,604 --> 00:28:46,043 Good night. 774 00:28:46,127 --> 00:28:48,826 Thank you, everybody. Thanks for joining us on our... 775 00:28:50,306 --> 00:28:52,354 She can have the room to herself. 776 00:28:52,438 --> 00:28:53,703 Me and my wife, we did our thing 777 00:28:53,787 --> 00:28:54,748 for 10 minutes earlier, we"re good. 778 00:28:54,832 --> 00:28:56,880 Ten minutes? 779 00:28:56,964 --> 00:28:58,879 Breakfast stuff is already pulled, pretty much. 780 00:29:00,707 --> 00:29:02,059 - Yeah. - That"s pretty much it. 781 00:29:02,143 --> 00:29:03,235 - Yeah. - I"ll see you in the morning. 782 00:29:03,319 --> 00:29:05,106 - Good night. - See you in the morning. 783 00:29:05,190 --> 00:29:06,325 Going to bed. 784 00:29:06,409 --> 00:29:08,457 - How you doing? - Good, how was everything? 785 00:29:08,541 --> 00:29:10,590 Dude, it was delicious. 786 00:29:10,674 --> 00:29:12,809 Hi, I"m so tired. 787 00:29:12,893 --> 00:29:14,898 - The food was good. - My head is killing me. 788 00:29:14,982 --> 00:29:16,342 - Yeah, just take that off. - Yeah. 789 00:29:33,653 --> 00:29:36,006 Good morning, sunshine. 790 00:29:36,090 --> 00:29:37,222 Ah. 791 00:29:41,226 --> 00:29:42,836 Mm! 792 00:29:44,664 --> 00:29:45,929 ...so it"s not one over the other. 793 00:29:46,013 --> 00:29:47,279 You"re telling a stew how to do... 794 00:29:47,363 --> 00:29:48,497 make pillows look nicely. 795 00:29:48,581 --> 00:29:50,141 I am telling you how to make my pillows. 796 00:29:51,845 --> 00:29:53,763 Time to get up. 797 00:29:53,847 --> 00:29:55,983 Did you see any fresh-squeezed orange juice? 798 00:29:56,067 --> 00:29:58,725 I don"t see any, I don"t think they did it. 799 00:29:58,809 --> 00:30:02,076 - Oh. Okay. - They should. 800 00:30:02,160 --> 00:30:05,424 No, there"s a little bit left over from yesterday. 801 00:30:14,215 --> 00:30:16,003 I don"t wanna look like I'm... 802 00:30:16,087 --> 00:30:18,484 - No, no. - Like, I really can"t... 803 00:30:18,568 --> 00:30:20,703 I can"t. Like, I can"t. 804 00:30:20,787 --> 00:30:21,922 I just can"t. 805 00:30:22,006 --> 00:30:23,619 You guys should have a meeting after. 806 00:30:23,703 --> 00:30:25,357 - We will. - Yeah. 807 00:30:28,055 --> 00:30:30,322 Put this upstairs, please. 808 00:30:30,406 --> 00:30:34,326 We have some Spanish sausage, assortment of cheeses. 809 00:30:34,410 --> 00:30:36,020 Morning. 810 00:30:40,285 --> 00:30:41,333 - Did it? - Yeah. 811 00:30:41,417 --> 00:30:42,943 It was really hard to sleep last night. 812 00:30:43,027 --> 00:30:45,598 My head is pounding. It"s painful. 813 00:30:45,682 --> 00:30:47,643 I just don"t tell anybody. 814 00:30:47,727 --> 00:30:49,166 You wanna see? 815 00:30:50,426 --> 00:30:51,604 Gross. 816 00:30:51,688 --> 00:30:53,519 Deck, deck, deck, Glenn. 817 00:30:53,603 --> 00:30:54,824 Yeah, Glenn, go ahead. 818 00:30:54,908 --> 00:30:56,522 Are you guys okay if we fire up? 819 00:30:56,606 --> 00:30:58,782 Yeah, you"re welcome to fire up and start picking up. 820 00:31:12,448 --> 00:31:15,059 Okay, we are ready to rock and roll. 821 00:31:18,758 --> 00:31:21,195 - Morning. - Hi! 822 00:31:22,762 --> 00:31:25,983 Never in a million years. 823 00:31:34,861 --> 00:31:35,993 Me, too. 824 00:31:44,697 --> 00:31:46,049 - Good morning. - Good morning. 825 00:31:46,133 --> 00:31:47,399 Forward running spring first? 826 00:31:47,483 --> 00:31:49,401 Okay. 827 00:31:49,485 --> 00:31:52,578 Help make sure the fenders land on those big bumpers. 828 00:31:52,662 --> 00:31:54,710 Can I show you, so we"ll take up all the slack. 829 00:31:54,794 --> 00:31:56,756 Okay, so we"ll go around one. 830 00:31:56,840 --> 00:31:59,411 - All ready? - Yeah. 831 00:31:59,495 --> 00:32:00,760 Beautiful. 832 00:32:00,844 --> 00:32:02,457 I"ve thrown a line or two in my day. 833 00:32:02,541 --> 00:32:04,285 Okay, guys, I"m gonna come out of here. 834 00:32:04,369 --> 00:32:06,853 Okay, that"s main engine off, main engine off. 835 00:32:06,937 --> 00:32:09,072 You need to sit down later with the girls. 836 00:32:09,156 --> 00:32:10,810 Why? 837 00:32:13,552 --> 00:32:15,122 What, they"re bitching about me, or they"re bitching... 838 00:32:15,206 --> 00:32:17,037 - No. In between them. - Yeah. 839 00:32:17,121 --> 00:32:19,561 There"s too many ****ing egos with those two girls. 840 00:32:19,645 --> 00:32:23,435 Honestly, I have so much other ****ing bullsh... to deal with. 841 00:32:23,519 --> 00:32:25,001 Ugh. 842 00:32:25,085 --> 00:32:27,613 I just wanted to talk to you about one thing. 843 00:32:27,697 --> 00:32:29,266 Did I do something wrong? 844 00:32:29,350 --> 00:32:33,009 No, but one of the guests had bronzer on and sat down with it. 845 00:32:33,093 --> 00:32:34,533 Okay. Yeah. 846 00:32:34,617 --> 00:32:36,099 Tried to clean it; We weren"t able to clean it. 847 00:32:36,183 --> 00:32:39,451 I wasn"t really sitting on the couch. 848 00:32:39,535 --> 00:32:40,974 But it"s there, and a little bit there. 849 00:32:41,058 --> 00:32:44,456 When a primary charters a boat, 850 00:32:44,540 --> 00:32:46,980 they"re responsible for any significant damage 851 00:32:47,064 --> 00:32:48,460 done to the boat. 852 00:32:48,544 --> 00:32:51,593 Having that conversation before they leave is never fun. 853 00:32:51,677 --> 00:32:54,291 It"s always a little bit awkward, but you have to do it. 854 00:32:54,375 --> 00:32:55,771 - I"ll go through the broker... - Yeah. 855 00:32:55,855 --> 00:32:57,817 But I just wanna make sure that you are aware of it. 856 00:32:57,901 --> 00:32:59,253 - Cool. - Yeah. 857 00:32:59,337 --> 00:33:01,473 You guys, we have a little problem here. 858 00:33:01,557 --> 00:33:04,084 Somebody wore bronzer and it got on the couch. 859 00:33:04,168 --> 00:33:05,607 Yeah, we all, I think, saw that. 860 00:33:05,691 --> 00:33:07,435 So, we"re gonna all have to pay for it. 861 00:33:07,519 --> 00:33:10,609 - No, because we didn"t do that. - I didn"t, either. 862 00:33:13,960 --> 00:33:16,401 - So, Daisy and I on the end. - Yeah. 863 00:33:16,485 --> 00:33:18,098 Bye, guys. 864 00:33:18,182 --> 00:33:19,926 I wore my best dress. 865 00:33:20,010 --> 00:33:21,754 - Yeah. - You get a hug. 866 00:33:21,838 --> 00:33:24,060 Yay! Have a lovely trip back home. 867 00:33:24,144 --> 00:33:25,235 - Thank you. - Marcos. 868 00:33:25,319 --> 00:33:26,628 Hey, man, pleasure to meet you. 869 00:33:26,712 --> 00:33:28,021 Good to meet you, bro. 870 00:33:28,105 --> 00:33:29,239 - And I got you a rose. - That was a total... 871 00:33:29,323 --> 00:33:30,153 Oh, really? Wow. 872 00:33:30,237 --> 00:33:32,460 - Yes. - Bye, Cindi. 873 00:33:32,544 --> 00:33:33,983 - You were fabulous as always. - Thank you. 874 00:33:34,067 --> 00:33:35,332 - Pleasure to meet you. - Nice to meet you. 875 00:33:35,416 --> 00:33:36,508 And this is for you. I"m looking for... 876 00:33:36,592 --> 00:33:38,074 oh, thank you very much. 877 00:33:38,158 --> 00:33:39,075 And I"m gonna take care of whatever the problem is. 878 00:33:39,159 --> 00:33:40,555 We"ll figure it out. 879 00:33:40,639 --> 00:33:42,209 I don"t care who did it, I"ll take care of it. 880 00:33:42,293 --> 00:33:43,297 We"ll figure it out. All right, mate... 881 00:33:43,381 --> 00:33:44,559 - Ah. - Thanks for everything. 882 00:33:44,643 --> 00:33:45,908 I"ve never had so much fun in my life. 883 00:33:45,992 --> 00:33:46,909 - Thank you very much. - Bye. 884 00:33:46,993 --> 00:33:49,434 Bye, thank you. 885 00:33:49,518 --> 00:33:51,044 What are... why are we waving? 886 00:33:51,128 --> 00:33:52,433 I don"t know. 887 00:33:53,522 --> 00:33:55,396 Oh, man. 888 00:33:59,092 --> 00:34:00,357 Please, never come back 889 00:34:00,441 --> 00:34:02,534 - Woo-hoo! - Charter number two! 890 00:34:02,618 --> 00:34:03,535 - Yes! - We survived! 891 00:34:03,619 --> 00:34:06,799 Was that two or five? 892 00:34:06,883 --> 00:34:07,974 Okay. Deck team, cushions. 893 00:34:08,058 --> 00:34:09,366 Then we can put the covers on. 894 00:34:09,450 --> 00:34:10,716 Girls, you know what you"re doing, yeah? 895 00:34:10,800 --> 00:34:12,192 Yeah. 896 00:34:13,933 --> 00:34:16,196 I don"t think this is my T-shirt, what do you think? 897 00:34:18,285 --> 00:34:19,681 All crew, all crew, 898 00:34:19,765 --> 00:34:22,858 can we get everybody together for a tip meeting? 899 00:34:22,942 --> 00:34:25,121 Copy. 900 00:34:25,205 --> 00:34:26,946 I don"t want champagne, I want tequila. 901 00:34:30,036 --> 00:34:32,215 Well, that was really interesting. 902 00:34:32,299 --> 00:34:34,479 Daisy, your team did a really good job, 903 00:34:34,563 --> 00:34:37,525 everything seemed to run smoothly. 904 00:34:37,609 --> 00:34:40,354 I think it"s a testament to your leadership skills 905 00:34:40,438 --> 00:34:44,094 and how you"ve brought your team together. 906 00:34:44,964 --> 00:34:46,360 The girls did a great job. 907 00:34:46,444 --> 00:34:51,887 I do want to remind everyone if there are issues, 908 00:34:51,971 --> 00:34:55,325 anyone can come and talk to me, and to remember we"re a team. 909 00:34:55,409 --> 00:34:56,457 Yes. 910 00:34:56,541 --> 00:34:58,674 And to work with each other respectfully. 911 00:34:59,849 --> 00:35:01,114 - Okay. - Just a reminder. 912 00:35:01,198 --> 00:35:03,551 Marcos, I think you accommodated them very well, 913 00:35:03,635 --> 00:35:06,902 especially the fact that you hurt your head really bad. 914 00:35:06,986 --> 00:35:08,077 - Yeah. - But you... 915 00:35:08,161 --> 00:35:09,731 And I pulled off the dinner, yeah. 916 00:35:09,815 --> 00:35:11,298 You still pulled out the dinner, and I was there for the dinner. 917 00:35:11,382 --> 00:35:12,952 It seemed like he enjoyed everything. 918 00:35:13,036 --> 00:35:14,562 Good. Okay. 919 00:35:14,646 --> 00:35:17,347 So, now to the tip. 920 00:35:17,431 --> 00:35:19,654 I don"t personally feel that this tip 921 00:35:19,738 --> 00:35:23,655 reflects the quality of service that we gave these guys. 922 00:35:25,962 --> 00:35:27,880 You guys worked really hard, 923 00:35:27,964 --> 00:35:29,272 and you pulled out all the stops 924 00:35:29,356 --> 00:35:31,315 to make this the best charter for them. 925 00:35:32,795 --> 00:35:36,189 For whatever reason, the tip comes to a total of... 926 00:35:37,060 --> 00:35:39,453 $6,500. 927 00:35:40,977 --> 00:35:42,721 **** my ****ing life. 928 00:35:42,805 --> 00:35:46,115 I honestly think I"m about to burst into tears. 929 00:35:46,199 --> 00:35:49,202 I"m... I'm not okay right now. 930 00:35:55,165 --> 00:35:59,085 For whatever reason, the tip comes to a total of 931 00:35:59,169 --> 00:36:01,696 $6,500, 932 00:36:01,780 --> 00:36:04,003 which comes to 720 each. 933 00:36:04,087 --> 00:36:07,310 It"s still better than a poke in the eye with a pointy stick. 934 00:36:07,394 --> 00:36:09,661 They could have tipped us 30 grand, 40 grand, 50 grand. 935 00:36:09,745 --> 00:36:12,533 No money in the world would make me happy 936 00:36:12,617 --> 00:36:14,187 to work for people like that. 937 00:36:14,271 --> 00:36:17,277 I just don"t think people like that deserve nice things. 938 00:36:17,361 --> 00:36:19,322 - Here you go. - Thank you. 939 00:36:19,406 --> 00:36:20,323 Thank you. 940 00:36:20,407 --> 00:36:21,760 As far as I"m concerned, 941 00:36:21,844 --> 00:36:23,631 they can take that tip and shove it up their hole. 942 00:36:23,715 --> 00:36:26,982 I"d feel worse if I felt like it was a tip we deserved. 943 00:36:27,066 --> 00:36:28,680 It"s a reflection on them, and you know, 944 00:36:28,764 --> 00:36:30,116 regardless of this tip, 945 00:36:30,200 --> 00:36:31,857 I think we had a great start to a season. 946 00:36:31,941 --> 00:36:34,860 For tonight, you guys are gonna go out and just have fun. 947 00:36:34,944 --> 00:36:36,209 Thanks, Dais. Okay, guys. 948 00:36:36,293 --> 00:36:37,689 - Cheers. - Cheers. 949 00:36:37,773 --> 00:36:39,604 - Cheers, good job, everyone. - Good job, exactly. 950 00:36:39,688 --> 00:36:41,910 - I"m gonna drink tonight. - You deserve it. 951 00:36:41,994 --> 00:36:44,173 Rawr! 952 00:36:44,257 --> 00:36:47,133 Do you think we should just wash all these ****ing cushions? 953 00:36:47,217 --> 00:36:51,572 That is yachting, literally... do it again, every day. 954 00:36:51,656 --> 00:36:53,052 - Hey, ladies? - Yeah? 955 00:36:53,136 --> 00:36:54,053 What? 956 00:36:54,137 --> 00:36:55,663 Come, girls. Come, both of you. 957 00:36:55,747 --> 00:36:57,622 This bed"s big enough for all three of us. 958 00:36:57,706 --> 00:36:59,798 All right, let"s just get it outta the way. 959 00:36:59,882 --> 00:37:01,800 - Come on, Ashley. - It"s a threesome. 960 00:37:01,884 --> 00:37:04,498 - Oh, God. - This blanket"s too small. 961 00:37:04,582 --> 00:37:05,844 It"s so small. 962 00:37:14,810 --> 00:37:16,246 You"d rather me be in the middle? 963 00:37:17,421 --> 00:37:19,295 No ****ing way. 964 00:37:19,379 --> 00:37:21,297 Okay, no, seriously, this is very uncomfortable, wow. 965 00:37:21,381 --> 00:37:22,734 - It is, that hurt. - This thing does hurt. 966 00:37:22,818 --> 00:37:23,909 - I don"t like it. - Yeah. So... 967 00:37:23,993 --> 00:37:25,519 And I"m talking about the bed. 968 00:37:25,603 --> 00:37:26,868 So, we won"t be having sex on here. 969 00:37:26,952 --> 00:37:29,044 - Oh, is that open? - Yeah. 970 00:37:29,128 --> 00:37:31,090 - Is it... - Gummy bears. 971 00:37:31,174 --> 00:37:32,700 Perfect. 972 00:37:32,784 --> 00:37:34,528 What time to start tomorrow, 10:00? 973 00:37:34,612 --> 00:37:37,444 I"m just gonna say 9:00 in my mind so I don"t drink too much. 974 00:37:37,528 --> 00:37:38,706 - Starting at 9:00. - Okay. 975 00:37:38,790 --> 00:37:40,360 Okay, well, I think that"s us done. 976 00:37:40,444 --> 00:37:41,535 I guess we can chill now. 977 00:37:41,619 --> 00:37:43,189 Okay. Oh, my legs are sore. 978 00:37:43,273 --> 00:37:44,146 **** 979 00:37:44,230 --> 00:37:46,105 We"re out. We did our job. 980 00:37:46,189 --> 00:37:47,715 Are you guys not getting along inside? 981 00:37:47,799 --> 00:37:51,893 No, I"m... we"re getting along... 982 00:37:51,977 --> 00:37:52,938 Huh. 983 00:37:53,022 --> 00:37:55,505 - Who"s the second? - Gabriela. 984 00:37:55,589 --> 00:37:56,942 That"s still a thing? 985 00:37:57,026 --> 00:37:58,421 It... 986 00:37:58,505 --> 00:38:01,424 Yes, the titles are there, and I have to respect her. 987 00:38:01,508 --> 00:38:02,861 Do you do different jobs? 988 00:38:02,945 --> 00:38:04,950 No, we"re doing the same, we"re rotating. 989 00:38:05,034 --> 00:38:06,603 We"re doing the same thing. 990 00:38:06,687 --> 00:38:08,344 It"s, like, hashed out now, but I have to respect her, 991 00:38:08,428 --> 00:38:09,955 because I"m third. 992 00:38:10,039 --> 00:38:12,218 Do you think you both should have just been the same stews? 993 00:38:12,302 --> 00:38:13,741 Yeah, I do. 994 00:38:13,825 --> 00:38:15,874 I"m extremely competitive, and I... 995 00:38:15,958 --> 00:38:17,223 You"ve got brothers and sisters? 996 00:38:17,307 --> 00:38:18,833 I have an older sister, we"re not close. 997 00:38:18,917 --> 00:38:21,401 I haven"t spoken to my sister in, like, a year. 998 00:38:21,485 --> 00:38:22,663 Claws out. 999 00:38:22,747 --> 00:38:23,664 Why haven"t you chatted to your sister? 1000 00:38:23,748 --> 00:38:25,231 Long story? 1001 00:38:25,315 --> 00:38:27,233 Like, she screwed every guy I ever liked in high school. 1002 00:38:27,317 --> 00:38:28,277 Really? 1003 00:38:28,361 --> 00:38:30,802 Yeah, and she knew I liked them. 1004 00:38:30,886 --> 00:38:32,847 You know, I think when it comes to girls, 1005 00:38:32,931 --> 00:38:34,196 sometimes it"s a me thing. 1006 00:38:34,280 --> 00:38:37,243 I do have a few girlfriends that are great, 1007 00:38:37,327 --> 00:38:39,724 but it"s a trust thing. 1008 00:38:39,808 --> 00:38:41,029 Just, like, she would, like **** people 1009 00:38:41,113 --> 00:38:43,815 - in my room, and, like... - In your room? 1010 00:38:43,899 --> 00:38:46,078 Yeah, like, and on my bed and, like, brag, 1011 00:38:46,162 --> 00:38:48,080 and like, rub it in, like, hee, hee, hee. 1012 00:38:48,164 --> 00:38:51,344 - Really? - Yeah. 1013 00:38:51,428 --> 00:38:53,259 Like, I... it"s just... 1014 00:38:53,343 --> 00:38:56,392 Like, I have been told so many times 1015 00:38:56,476 --> 00:38:57,654 that I come off as standoffish. 1016 00:38:57,738 --> 00:38:59,091 I know I"m doing it, 1017 00:38:59,175 --> 00:39:01,789 but it"s hard for me to not be the way I am. 1018 00:39:01,873 --> 00:39:04,661 - Did you do the same to her? - No. 1019 00:39:04,745 --> 00:39:07,099 Girls are a little tricky sometimes... 1020 00:39:07,183 --> 00:39:08,840 just a little. 1021 00:39:08,924 --> 00:39:12,147 It"s interesting, everyone's got a history, don"t they? 1022 00:39:12,231 --> 00:39:13,453 Yeah. 1023 00:39:13,537 --> 00:39:15,803 What time is it? I think I need to get dressed. 1024 00:39:15,887 --> 00:39:17,413 Okay, which are my lucky underwear? 1025 00:39:17,497 --> 00:39:19,415 Because Gary wants to get lucky. 1026 00:39:19,499 --> 00:39:20,939 I"m gonna get a beer. You need something? 1027 00:39:21,023 --> 00:39:22,288 I"m okay, thank you. 1028 00:39:22,372 --> 00:39:24,551 Ah! Ah! 1029 00:39:24,635 --> 00:39:25,552 - Ah! - Oh! 1030 00:39:28,073 --> 00:39:29,379 Ow! 1031 00:39:31,816 --> 00:39:33,952 Okay, papi! 1032 00:39:34,036 --> 00:39:35,036 Yeah. 1033 00:39:37,039 --> 00:39:39,479 You can have one cocktail. 1034 00:39:39,563 --> 00:39:42,044 No, Daisy, I can"t. 1035 00:39:43,349 --> 00:39:45,572 - Yes! - Woo! 1036 00:39:45,656 --> 00:39:47,008 You look amazing. 1037 00:39:47,092 --> 00:39:48,575 - Thank you, Daisy. - Yeah, I know. Beside that... 1038 00:39:48,659 --> 00:39:49,881 Ugh. 1039 00:39:49,965 --> 00:39:51,491 I had a question for you, Dais. 1040 00:39:51,575 --> 00:39:54,320 If your best friend"s life depended on it 1041 00:39:54,404 --> 00:39:56,975 and you wanted to try to make that stain a little bit better, 1042 00:39:57,059 --> 00:39:58,324 what chemical would you use? 1043 00:39:58,408 --> 00:40:00,630 Honestly, that Vanish has been working. 1044 00:40:00,714 --> 00:40:02,894 - It works miracles. - Yeah. 1045 00:40:02,978 --> 00:40:04,243 Can I see the Vanish? I wanna try something. 1046 00:40:04,327 --> 00:40:05,592 Yeah. 1047 00:40:05,676 --> 00:40:07,681 Colin sure kinda looks like he"s still at work. 1048 00:40:07,765 --> 00:40:09,639 I know, I was gonna say that earlier. 1049 00:40:09,723 --> 00:40:11,032 Hey, Dais, you look pretty. 1050 00:40:11,116 --> 00:40:12,991 There"s margarita in the glass jar. 1051 00:40:13,075 --> 00:40:14,514 Okay. 1052 00:40:14,598 --> 00:40:16,516 We"ve got two extra crewmembers in this photo, come on. 1053 00:40:16,600 --> 00:40:17,909 This stuff is amazing. 1054 00:40:17,993 --> 00:40:19,214 Where is that vacuum? 1055 00:40:19,298 --> 00:40:22,261 Oh, my God, y"all look gorgeous! 1056 00:40:22,345 --> 00:40:24,872 I"ve not stopped tapping, I"m tapping away. 1057 00:40:24,956 --> 00:40:27,306 This is how I teach people to take my photos. 1058 00:40:31,789 --> 00:40:36,057 I love Glenn, but **** me, do we really have to do this now? 1059 00:40:36,141 --> 00:40:38,755 I mean, it looks a thousand times better. 1060 00:40:38,839 --> 00:40:41,233 Yeah, but we do have that water stain. 1061 00:40:42,408 --> 00:40:43,673 I need a ****ing drink. 1062 00:40:43,757 --> 00:40:46,676 We"re really far ahead with the turnaround, 1063 00:40:46,760 --> 00:40:48,026 so we"ll look after it tomorrow. 1064 00:40:48,110 --> 00:40:49,549 Thank you for helping. 1065 00:40:49,633 --> 00:40:50,942 Yeah, my pleasure. 1066 00:40:51,026 --> 00:40:52,552 Oh, my God. Whoa. 1067 00:40:52,636 --> 00:40:54,336 Okay, kids, have fun. 1068 00:40:54,420 --> 00:40:55,685 Vamos. 1069 00:40:55,769 --> 00:40:56,686 Are you gonna get in the back? 1070 00:40:56,770 --> 00:40:58,210 I"ll go in the back. 1071 00:40:58,294 --> 00:40:59,559 Let"s go mix-mix. Let"s all go in the back. 1072 00:40:59,643 --> 00:41:00,734 We can squish. 1073 00:41:00,818 --> 00:41:01,950 Vamanos. 1074 00:41:04,909 --> 00:41:06,261 Marcos.. Don"t let them bring you down. 1075 00:41:06,345 --> 00:41:08,307 - **** - Your cooking"s fire. 1076 00:41:08,391 --> 00:41:13,135 And the thing is, they"re used to McDonald"s chicken nuggets. 1077 00:41:17,748 --> 00:41:18,970 Ah! 1078 00:41:19,054 --> 00:41:21,233 So, guys, should we just say something 1079 00:41:21,317 --> 00:41:24,149 that we"re grateful for, like how amazing that tip was? 1080 00:41:24,233 --> 00:41:26,499 Thank you for this guy ****ing left the boat tonight. 1081 00:41:26,583 --> 00:41:29,847 Yay! 1082 00:41:32,023 --> 00:41:34,376 You are an amazing ****ing chef. 1083 00:41:34,460 --> 00:41:36,117 Don"t listen to what some lame charter guests 1084 00:41:36,201 --> 00:41:37,336 think about your food, bruü. 1085 00:41:37,420 --> 00:41:38,380 I"m, like... 1086 00:41:38,464 --> 00:41:41,035 I wanna say that I never felt like 1087 00:41:41,119 --> 00:41:43,603 a family in a such short time. 1088 00:41:43,687 --> 00:41:45,866 And all you guys are so amazing. 1089 00:41:45,950 --> 00:41:47,955 - Aw! - Kudos! 1090 00:41:50,215 --> 00:41:51,437 Being a chef in this industry, 1091 00:41:51,521 --> 00:41:53,918 it gets lonely in the galley, definitely. 1092 00:41:54,002 --> 00:41:55,615 But this crew is different. 1093 00:41:55,699 --> 00:41:58,879 So... oh, wait, wait, we"ve got tequilas, guys, let"s go. 1094 00:41:58,963 --> 00:42:00,272 They don"t let you drown yourself. 1095 00:42:00,356 --> 00:42:03,362 We drown all togethers, or we help you. 1096 00:42:03,446 --> 00:42:04,667 I love it. 1097 00:42:04,751 --> 00:42:07,279 Cheers to Marcos! 1098 00:42:07,363 --> 00:42:08,364 I love you. 1099 00:42:11,802 --> 00:42:13,282 Coming up... 1100 00:42:15,066 --> 00:42:16,114 I know, I know. 1101 00:42:16,198 --> 00:42:17,811 I might wanna sleep with her, 1102 00:42:17,895 --> 00:42:20,158 but don"t really wanna be stuck with the consequences. 1103 00:42:27,513 --> 00:42:28,953 Are we ready to order? 1104 00:42:29,037 --> 00:42:30,345 I would love to order. 1105 00:42:30,429 --> 00:42:31,956 I"ll have the fish. 1106 00:42:32,040 --> 00:42:33,696 Oh, I wanted the burrata. 1107 00:42:33,780 --> 00:42:35,655 I"ll have the burrata and the strawberry cake. 1108 00:42:35,739 --> 00:42:36,961 What"d you order here? 1109 00:42:37,045 --> 00:42:39,612 I"m hammered... a margarita, of course. 1110 00:42:41,179 --> 00:42:42,531 Bottoms up! 1111 00:42:42,615 --> 00:42:45,056 You"re like, "This is not my first rodeo!" 1112 00:42:45,140 --> 00:42:47,362 And these bitches kinda know what they"re doing. 1113 00:42:47,446 --> 00:42:49,103 I"m gonna sleep in until... 1114 00:42:49,187 --> 00:42:50,187 All right... 1115 00:42:51,189 --> 00:42:52,106 You girls are great. 1116 00:42:52,190 --> 00:42:55,283 You girls just... 1117 00:42:55,367 --> 00:42:56,806 You two are a team. 1118 00:42:56,890 --> 00:42:59,157 I want it to be solid, especially our team. 1119 00:42:59,241 --> 00:43:00,593 Me, too. 1120 00:43:00,677 --> 00:43:02,812 I don"t give a sh... About everyone else. 1121 00:43:02,896 --> 00:43:05,815 Without the team, you break down, you fall apart. 1122 00:43:05,899 --> 00:43:06,773 Yeah. 1123 00:43:06,857 --> 00:43:08,514 It"s a hard lesson to learn, 1124 00:43:08,598 --> 00:43:10,037 it"s a lesson I had to learn over and over again. 1125 00:43:10,121 --> 00:43:11,430 Yeah. 1126 00:43:11,514 --> 00:43:13,429 I"m gonna go pee now. 1127 00:43:16,388 --> 00:43:18,350 Gabriela, come for a smoke. 1128 00:43:18,434 --> 00:43:19,525 Hey, you, what"s happening? 1129 00:43:19,609 --> 00:43:20,917 I don"t know what's happening. 1130 00:43:21,001 --> 00:43:21,788 What do you mean? 1131 00:43:21,872 --> 00:43:23,094 We were in our room earlier, 1132 00:43:23,178 --> 00:43:26,271 and Gabriela said Gary will **** anything. 1133 00:43:26,355 --> 00:43:30,014 Do you feel like Gary kind of shoots his shot with everyone, 1134 00:43:30,098 --> 00:43:33,191 and whoever bites is the one that is gonna end up with him? 1135 00:43:33,275 --> 00:43:34,844 Yeah. 1136 00:43:34,928 --> 00:43:37,168 Like, you"re the type of person, you flirt with everyone. 1137 00:43:44,460 --> 00:43:46,114 No, listen, just listen. 1138 00:43:55,123 --> 00:43:57,519 It"s occurred to me that Ashley wants two things... 1139 00:43:57,603 --> 00:44:00,566 my undivided attention, and to get in my pants. 1140 00:44:00,650 --> 00:44:02,086 Well, let"s see what happens. 1141 00:44:04,828 --> 00:44:08,226 I know, I know, and I know, and that was like, I... 1142 00:44:08,310 --> 00:44:09,923 I might wanna sleep with her, 1143 00:44:10,007 --> 00:44:11,751 but I don"t really wanna be stuck with the consequences. 1144 00:44:11,835 --> 00:44:13,361 We"ve got this season together, all right? 1145 00:44:13,445 --> 00:44:15,189 Yeah. 1146 00:44:15,273 --> 00:44:17,844 I love everyone"s personalities for everyone. 1147 00:44:17,928 --> 00:44:20,499 - I"m a bitch. - No, you are not. 1148 00:44:20,583 --> 00:44:22,196 Don"t take my title away from me. 1149 00:44:22,280 --> 00:44:23,586 Okay. 1150 00:44:24,587 --> 00:44:26,545 - Mwah. - Aw! 1151 00:44:28,025 --> 00:44:29,505 He loves Daisy. 1152 00:44:30,549 --> 00:44:31,553 Oh, another one, okay. 1153 00:44:33,726 --> 00:44:34,948 Ow! Oh! **** 1154 00:44:35,032 --> 00:44:37,559 Oi, it"s stuck, bro, holy sh... 1155 00:44:37,643 --> 00:44:40,124 - Strawberry? - Yes, please. 1156 00:44:42,474 --> 00:44:44,436 That"s my ****ing girl. 1157 00:44:44,520 --> 00:44:46,699 There you go. 1158 00:44:46,783 --> 00:44:47,569 You! 1159 00:44:47,653 --> 00:44:48,962 No, **** no. 1160 00:44:49,046 --> 00:44:52,008 Okay. Come here... mwah! 1161 00:44:52,092 --> 00:44:53,227 Jesus, Gary! 1162 00:44:53,311 --> 00:44:54,576 Ugh! 1163 00:44:54,660 --> 00:44:56,970 That was the best kiss of my life. 1164 00:44:57,054 --> 00:44:59,190 Well, she"s taken bigger in her mouth ****ing give it to her. 1165 00:44:59,274 --> 00:45:01,583 Not you, clearly. 1166 00:45:01,667 --> 00:45:02,976 You don"t know what I"ve got down here. 1167 00:45:03,060 --> 00:45:05,587 We don"t, and we'd just tell you to sh... 1168 00:45:05,671 --> 00:45:09,849 It"s not so visible as some of us are. 1169 00:45:11,286 --> 00:45:13,421 I"m very drunk. 1170 00:45:13,505 --> 00:45:16,555 I"m outta here, my car's here. 1171 00:45:16,639 --> 00:45:18,557 Long night, my friend, long night. 1172 00:45:18,641 --> 00:45:21,342 - Oh! - What? 1173 00:45:21,426 --> 00:45:22,688 Oh! 1174 00:45:24,342 --> 00:45:26,692 What are we doing when we go back? I need a plan. 1175 00:45:28,781 --> 00:45:30,174 And then a drink. 1176 00:45:31,219 --> 00:45:32,353 Okay. 1177 00:45:32,437 --> 00:45:33,876 Watch this. 1178 00:45:33,960 --> 00:45:36,049 Stop touching it, just leave it. 1179 00:45:37,007 --> 00:45:38,446 Oh, why would you touch it? 1180 00:45:38,530 --> 00:45:39,795 Ah! 1181 00:45:39,879 --> 00:45:41,971 Come on... baby girls. 1182 00:45:42,055 --> 00:45:43,190 Can I get out? 1183 00:45:43,274 --> 00:45:44,235 Woo. 1184 00:45:44,319 --> 00:45:45,975 No, no. 1185 00:45:46,059 --> 00:45:47,934 You know what I don"t understand, Gary? 1186 00:45:48,018 --> 00:45:50,241 Tell me, Gary, what do you not understand? 1187 00:45:50,325 --> 00:45:52,504 So, these girls, they all work together 1188 00:45:52,588 --> 00:45:53,809 and they all speak together, 1189 00:45:53,893 --> 00:45:56,244 but then they all throw themselves at you. 1190 00:45:58,071 --> 00:45:59,467 - What is this? - Tequila. 1191 00:45:59,551 --> 00:46:00,990 Ah. 1192 00:46:01,074 --> 00:46:02,728 Don"t look at me like that. 1193 00:46:07,646 --> 00:46:08,911 It"s hard, because I know it"s not 1194 00:46:08,995 --> 00:46:10,954 just gonna be a few kisses with Ashley. 1195 00:46:23,967 --> 00:46:27,060 Sh..., that feels good. 1196 00:46:27,144 --> 00:46:30,368 Is that just from me... whoa, what"s going on here? 1197 00:46:30,452 --> 00:46:32,239 Oi, naughty, naughty. 1198 00:46:32,323 --> 00:46:33,849 Control yourself. 1199 00:46:33,933 --> 00:46:36,287 **** says you that"s dressed like that 1200 00:46:36,371 --> 00:46:38,590 that"s just like, mother... er. 1201 00:46:43,378 --> 00:46:45,118 I"m gonna go change. 1202 00:46:50,602 --> 00:46:52,390 You gonna go to beddy-beddy? 1203 00:46:52,474 --> 00:46:54,305 I"m gonna go up and have another drink. 1204 00:46:54,389 --> 00:46:55,741 **** 1205 00:46:55,825 --> 00:46:56,742 Hey, stop, don"t touch it, don"t touch it. 1206 00:46:56,826 --> 00:46:58,222 Let me see it. 1207 00:46:58,306 --> 00:46:59,484 Because he keeps rubbing his hand through his hair. 1208 00:46:59,568 --> 00:47:03,227 Yay! 1209 00:47:03,311 --> 00:47:05,098 What are you doing? 1210 00:47:05,182 --> 00:47:06,491 I don"t know. 1211 00:47:06,575 --> 00:47:08,101 He cannot touch his wound. 1212 00:47:08,185 --> 00:47:10,321 Let"s just make sure he doesn"t look stupid, yeah? 1213 00:47:11,928 --> 00:47:13,541 - Oh, really. - Daisy, can you help me please? 1214 00:47:13,625 --> 00:47:15,064 Go... go sideways? Sideways. 1215 00:47:15,148 --> 00:47:16,283 I just... you just said wrap it. 1216 00:47:16,367 --> 00:47:18,064 That"s what I did. 1217 00:47:22,765 --> 00:47:24,465 I just really want a drink. 1218 00:47:24,549 --> 00:47:25,901 Do you need a drink? 1219 00:47:25,985 --> 00:47:27,425 - How do you think he feels? - Yeah. 1220 00:47:27,509 --> 00:47:29,165 I"m... that's why I asked you... 1221 00:47:29,249 --> 00:47:30,254 I asked him. 1222 00:47:30,338 --> 00:47:31,342 **** off, Colin. 1223 00:47:31,426 --> 00:47:33,126 Look at Kelsie. 1224 00:47:33,210 --> 00:47:34,519 What do you want? 1225 00:47:34,603 --> 00:47:36,347 Just hold the gauze there so he doesn"t keep... 1226 00:47:36,431 --> 00:47:37,478 No, not you, him. 1227 00:47:37,562 --> 00:47:39,959 Somebody pass me my drink, Kelsie. 1228 00:47:40,043 --> 00:47:41,349 **** 1229 00:47:44,700 --> 00:47:46,049 Whew. 1230 00:47:49,748 --> 00:47:51,362 Ugh! 1231 00:47:51,446 --> 00:47:54,756 I"m traumatized. 1232 00:47:54,840 --> 00:47:56,932 ****, you are fine. 1233 00:47:57,016 --> 00:47:58,456 You are gonna live. 1234 00:47:58,540 --> 00:48:00,980 Urgh! Ugh! 1235 00:48:01,064 --> 00:48:03,417 If I go to bed, I"m gonna wake up with no regrets. 1236 00:48:03,501 --> 00:48:06,551 If I stay up, maybe I"ll do something I"ll regret. 1237 00:48:06,635 --> 00:48:08,204 Ugh! 1238 00:48:08,288 --> 00:48:10,468 Why can"t little Gary behave? 1239 00:48:10,552 --> 00:48:12,296 Ugh! 1240 00:48:12,380 --> 00:48:14,773 **** Urgh. 1241 00:48:19,212 --> 00:48:20,521 **** Gary. 1242 00:48:20,605 --> 00:48:21,783 No, you"re not gonna touch it, 1243 00:48:21,867 --> 00:48:23,089 you"re not gonna **** around with it. 1244 00:48:23,173 --> 00:48:24,264 You"re gonna drink some sh... 1245 00:48:24,348 --> 00:48:26,568 Take it easy. Take it easy. 1246 00:48:29,919 --> 00:48:31,921 ****. 1247 00:48:34,010 --> 00:48:36,798 No, I"m going to bed. 1248 00:48:36,882 --> 00:48:37,930 Just kidding. 1249 00:48:38,014 --> 00:48:39,105 What do you want, a beer? 1250 00:48:39,189 --> 00:48:40,930 - I feel bad. - No, I"m okay. 1251 00:48:42,714 --> 00:48:44,754 I don"t know, because I don"t know how to handle it. 1252 00:48:49,678 --> 00:48:51,552 - No, no, no, that"s a lie. - You"re so annoying. 1253 00:48:51,636 --> 00:48:52,855 Come here. 1254 00:48:55,248 --> 00:48:57,294 Oh, you"re so rosy-cheeked. 1255 00:49:00,123 --> 00:49:01,910 Ooh, Gary, behave yourself. 1256 00:49:01,994 --> 00:49:05,305 - You"re so annoying. - Let"s go have fun. 1257 00:49:05,389 --> 00:49:07,481 - Okay. - Let"s go. 1258 00:49:07,565 --> 00:49:08,395 Oh! 1259 00:49:08,479 --> 00:49:09,614 Can you take your own towels? 1260 00:49:09,698 --> 00:49:11,058 Should we not use the guest towels? 1261 00:49:12,222 --> 00:49:13,444 No, don"t take it off. 1262 00:49:13,528 --> 00:49:16,142 - You are so drunk. - Mm. 1263 00:49:16,226 --> 00:49:18,271 - Are you okay? - Mm-mmm. 1264 00:49:19,577 --> 00:49:20,886 Hey! 1265 00:49:20,970 --> 00:49:22,627 Colin, come around this side. 1266 00:49:22,711 --> 00:49:24,759 This is the king of the Jacuzzi being enabled. 1267 00:49:24,843 --> 00:49:25,804 Whoa! 1268 00:49:25,888 --> 00:49:27,458 Tom, Tom, Tom! 1269 00:49:27,542 --> 00:49:28,633 Oh! 1270 00:49:28,717 --> 00:49:31,241 If you wanna get me more margarita... 1271 00:49:32,677 --> 00:49:34,943 Yay! Yes! 1272 00:49:35,027 --> 00:49:36,205 Tongue, no tongue, Daisy. 1273 00:49:36,289 --> 00:49:38,422 - Me and her... - Tongue or no tongue? 1274 00:49:39,989 --> 00:49:42,473 Oh, my God. 1275 00:49:42,557 --> 00:49:44,300 That"s enough. That"s enough. 1276 00:49:44,384 --> 00:49:45,473 Come sit down. 1277 00:49:47,431 --> 00:49:50,829 You got a friend in me. 1278 00:49:50,913 --> 00:49:52,305 Mwah! 1279 00:49:56,092 --> 00:49:57,615 You"ve got muscles. 1280 00:50:04,753 --> 00:50:07,672 Gary"s signals are telling me that he"s not really interested. 1281 00:50:07,756 --> 00:50:09,674 - Oh! - It"s like, whatever. 1282 00:50:09,758 --> 00:50:12,851 I"m drunk and horny, so I"m gonna have a good time, 1283 00:50:12,935 --> 00:50:14,026 no matter what. 1284 00:50:14,110 --> 00:50:16,025 Gary, where are you going? 1285 00:50:21,291 --> 00:50:24,468 I"ll be back in, like, say, four and a half, five minutes. 1286 00:50:30,300 --> 00:50:32,305 - You got any beers? - Who spilled this? 1287 00:50:32,389 --> 00:50:34,304 Ooh! 1288 00:50:36,611 --> 00:50:37,876 I"m gonna have another drink. 1289 00:50:37,960 --> 00:50:40,052 This is disgraceful. This is disgraceful. 1290 00:50:40,136 --> 00:50:41,357 We"re gonna have to have a crew meeting tomorrow. 1291 00:50:41,441 --> 00:50:42,837 - Yes. - Ah! 1292 00:50:42,921 --> 00:50:45,405 Oh, yes. 1293 00:50:45,489 --> 00:50:48,060 Don"t drown the boy, down drown the boy, we need him alive. 1294 00:50:48,144 --> 00:50:49,888 For what? 1295 00:50:49,972 --> 00:50:51,974 - For... - Oh, sorry. 1296 00:50:56,108 --> 00:50:57,722 Please do. 1297 00:50:57,806 --> 00:50:59,201 Daisy, where"d you go? 1298 00:50:59,285 --> 00:51:01,552 Oh, is one of those for me? 1299 00:51:01,636 --> 00:51:03,815 - Dais... - Do not touch me! 1300 00:51:03,899 --> 00:51:04,729 Oi! 1301 00:51:04,813 --> 00:51:06,075 If you wanna **** a toad... 1302 00:51:07,990 --> 00:51:09,211 I didn"t say anyone. 1303 00:51:09,295 --> 00:51:11,170 Did you just call me a ****ing toad? 1304 00:51:11,254 --> 00:51:12,563 I don"t think this... 1305 00:51:12,647 --> 00:51:14,173 Did you... did you just call me a toad? 1306 00:51:14,257 --> 00:51:15,519 No. 1307 00:51:16,346 --> 00:51:17,263 Oh, right. 1308 00:51:17,347 --> 00:51:19,134 Oh, I"m... okay, yes. 1309 00:51:19,218 --> 00:51:20,655 A toad, I get it now. 1310 00:51:23,658 --> 00:51:25,706 Tom has beautiful eyes, a great body. 1311 00:51:25,790 --> 00:51:28,404 We all know what my face did when Tom walked in the door. 1312 00:51:28,488 --> 00:51:32,626 Tom is very attractive, and I know that I"ve written him off. 1313 00:51:32,710 --> 00:51:34,846 But I"m at the point where it"s not worth me 1314 00:51:34,930 --> 00:51:37,849 putting any more effort into Gary. 1315 00:51:37,933 --> 00:51:43,158 So, I think I"m warming up to the idea of somebody my age. 1316 00:51:43,242 --> 00:51:44,548 There, I said it. 1317 00:51:45,723 --> 00:51:47,467 Can I have a bottle opener? 1318 00:51:47,551 --> 00:51:49,077 Bar"s closed, baby. 1319 00:51:49,161 --> 00:51:50,383 You"ve had way too much. 1320 00:51:50,467 --> 00:51:52,516 Where will we lie this... there we go. 1321 00:51:52,600 --> 00:51:54,518 Dry it, dry it out, dry it out. 1322 00:51:54,602 --> 00:51:56,038 That"s better. 1323 00:51:57,996 --> 00:51:59,827 Open your legs. 1324 00:51:59,911 --> 00:52:04,310 Open my legs? Oh God, this is... 1325 00:52:04,394 --> 00:52:05,616 This is fun. 1326 00:52:05,700 --> 00:52:08,401 Why is there a strange man behind my bar? 1327 00:52:08,485 --> 00:52:09,707 Let me do my hair first. 1328 00:52:09,791 --> 00:52:12,492 No, wait, wait, wait... I"m not ready! 1329 00:52:12,576 --> 00:52:14,929 I squashed the idea of getting with Ashley. 1330 00:52:15,013 --> 00:52:16,888 Like, it wasn"t in my head whatsoever. 1331 00:52:16,972 --> 00:52:19,757 Have you ever heard of the tortoise and the hare? 1332 00:52:21,280 --> 00:52:24,156 Yeah, I am living proof that the tortoise won the race. 1333 00:52:24,240 --> 00:52:25,244 That looks funky. 1334 00:52:25,328 --> 00:52:28,813 - No! - Yes. 1335 00:52:28,897 --> 00:52:30,681 Tom"s about to get 'em. 1336 00:52:35,904 --> 00:52:37,645 Yes, queens! 1337 00:52:39,734 --> 00:52:41,561 You guys are so hot. 1338 00:52:53,269 --> 00:52:54,444 Mm-hmm. 1339 00:53:02,147 --> 00:53:04,065 Oh, Colin, it hurts. 1340 00:53:04,149 --> 00:53:05,890 Oh. 1341 00:53:24,343 --> 00:53:25,649 Ah! 89180