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Our first iCarly episode
as a couple.
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And since we are doing
a Q and A with fans,
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here's a practice question--
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Who's my girlfriend?
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Some gorgeous web star
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who locked down the hottest guy
on her floor.
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It's me.
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Oh.
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I have never been happier.
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Well, except for maybe the time
my phone was on one percent
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and then lasted the whole day,
like Hanukkah...
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I'm kidding.
Never happier.
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Me, too.
Can't wait to tell the world.
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Okay, frisky, down to business.
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And we are live in five,
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four, three, two...
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Hey, and welcome to
Tuesdays with Carly,
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our juicy Q and A we do
every Tuesday,
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unless we forget like we did
for the last five Tuesdays.
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As always,
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I'll take this opportunity
to fold my laundry,
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which I have also forgot to do
for the last five weeks.
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Okay, first question.
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"Carly, are you single?"
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I think I know the answer
to this one.
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Pass.
But in a nice way.
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O... kay.
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"Want to iCarly
and chill sometime?"
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Prepare to be
disappointed, Mr. Question Man.
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You mean watch
old episodes of my show
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in a heavily air-conditioned
room?
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I mean, that gets a big old
"yes, please."
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Hey.
Here's a question from...
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a totally real viewer.
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"Are there any recent,
intimate developments
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in your personal life
that you would like to share?"
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Yeah.
Thanks for reminding me.
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Mm-hmm.
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I am completely,
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totally head over heels for...
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Aw, I'm already blushing.
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...my new Smart Towel!
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I used to have to rely on
my dumb old eyeballs.
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But when this baby vibrates,
that means I am bone dry.
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Finally, dryness I can trust.
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For 15% off, use code DRYCARLY.
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I'm hurt,
but I also want that towel.
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* I know *
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* You see *
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* Somehow the world
will change for me *
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* And be so wonderful *
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* So wake up
the members of my nation *
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* It's your time to be *
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* There's no chance
unless you take one *
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* And the time to see
the brighter side *
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* Of every situation *
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* Some things are meant to be *
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* So give your best
and leave the rest to me *
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Carly. Carly.
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Carly, I know you can hear me.
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Can't talk. Too hungry.
Must eat sandwich.
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But sandwich.
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First talk, then sandwich.
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I'm sorry...
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...but I don't want
to just blurt out
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that you and I are together
on some Q and A
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promoting the future of towels.
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So, you're saying you want
to plan a big announcement?
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Ah! Of course you do!
You're in the business of show.
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Yeah. Totally.
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That is exactly what I meant.
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We just need a special idea.
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The kind that takes a really
long time to think of.
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Well, if you want special,
imagine the following--
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A 40-slide
PowerPoint presentation
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of which I have already made 37.
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- We can do the last three...
- together.
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Fun.
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Oh, here's a little something
for my favorite sweet tooth.
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You know they can write
on cupcakes now.
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Now that we've talked,
can I just focus on my sandwich?
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-Yeah.
-'Kay.
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* *
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Spencer, you okay?
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Of course, why?
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-You said it was a matter
of life and death.
-And it is.
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'Cause I've been dying
to show you something!
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Oh.
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I could be home doing nothing.
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Shay What?! has always been
missing something.
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-Blooming onions?
-Soap?
-ADA Compliance?
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A bowl of pillow mints
by the cashier?
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Did somebody say "possum"?
'Cause the answer's possum.
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Oh, good.
I needed new nightmares.
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Possum Secret Handshake?
I know this game.
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It put Raccoon Simon Says
out of business.
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My buddy Socko opened an arcade
and it closed a week later
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'cause he realized he hates
loud noises and children.
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He lost his life savings,
but I got a free possum.
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Who wants to have some fun?
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I do.
I want to have some fun.
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Totally poss-some.
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Time to pay
so we can start to play.
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My name is Janine.
What's yours?
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Millicent.
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So nice to meet you, Milli-cent.
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I can tell that you are one
strong, smart young lady.
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Go on...
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Something really awkward
happened with me and Freddie.
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Oh, good, you two finally
slept together.
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Shut up.
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He wants to announce publicly
that we're a couple,
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but I'm not ready.
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What's wrong?
It's the fedoras, isn't it?
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No, those are growing on me.
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Look, I just love being
in our cozy bubble.
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It's just me and Freddie
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and not the whole Internet
with their comments
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that seem nice
but are actually sarcastic.
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Good thing you don't live
for validation.
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Come on, Carly,
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you can't keep your
relationship hidden forever.
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Or can I?
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Like those men
with secret families.
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You want to be like men
with secret families?
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Harper, I just want
to stay in the bubble.
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I know.
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What if I show him
how great it is in here?
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With an incredibly
romantic date.
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In an incredibly romantic place.
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Like a roof.
And what does one do on a roof?
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Get free cable?
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Have a picnic.
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I'm gonna have
a super special picnic
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on the roof of the Bushwell.
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The place with the barbed wire
and the sign saying
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not to go up there
or an alarm will sound?
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That just makes it... forbidden.
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Excellent job, Mill-i-cent.
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With your coordination,
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you could be a better pilot
than Sully Sullenberger.
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I know that, but it's nice
to hear somebody else say it.
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Totally poss-some!
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Is that freaky possum
talking to you?
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You bet I am, Har-per.
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How do you know my name?
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I'm always listening.
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Now, why don't you
give me a try?
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If you beat my final level,
you'll earn a hug.
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Bitch, I can get a hug
anytime I want.
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No problem.
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Besides, you need rhythm
to play this game.
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Oh, you will be hugging me.
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I need your help.
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Lose the fedoras.
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They're growing on her.
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Carly wants our couple
announcement to be special.
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How many slides is
the PowerPoint presentation?
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73 seven plus the three
we're gonna do together.
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I can help you.
But we have to go now.
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Now!
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-Why?
-Because I'm quickly
losing interest.
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Run, Freddie, run!
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* *
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Hey, I thought
you were gonna tell me
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what I need for my announcement.
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Oh, right.
I lost interest.
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Drones!
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I said, "Drones!"
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I know, I'm waiting
for you to say...
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something else!
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Picture it--
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Tomorrow night,
100 of these bad boys
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in the Seattle skyline,
spelling out
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"Creddie Forevvie"
and forming a beating heart.
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Just like the opening credits
of Frasier,
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but even more romantic.
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That does sound romantic.
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It's like a PowerPoint
presentation in the sky.
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No, it isn't.
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I'll handle the drones,
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you handle my sister.
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But with respect!
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So you have 100 drones
just sitting around?
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No, but I do have a credit card
and a Walmart+ membership.
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Free delivery, baby.
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-Ooh.
-And you know what?
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Yes, I will add
a bath mat to my order
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'cause I have slipped
so many times.
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Okay, drones.
Yeah, let's do it.
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Tomorrow night,
I will bring Carly
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up to the roof to surprise her,
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and livestream
the whole thing for the fans.
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I mean, what could be
more romantic than a roof?
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Our roof?
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With the haunted water tank,
broken glass, and rat parade?
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Oh, yeah.
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The broken glass really catches
the light at sunset.
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* *
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I hope Tinsley doesn't mind me
missing her improv show.
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That sounds important.
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Nah, rich people are bad
at comedy.
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I bet you're the funny one
in your relationship.
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You land a joke
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like Sully Sullenberger lands
a plane.
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Go on...
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Harper, it's my turn.
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But I'm so close
to getting that hug.
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I want that hug.
I need that hug.
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Look over there.
It's Tinsley's improv team.
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And they're asking for
suggestions from the audience.
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What?! No!
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Oh, no, you don't.
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-Hey!
-Ahh!
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Okay, shoving a kid.
Not my best look.
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Please, sweet child,
have a turn.
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But make it fast.
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Mill-i-cent, you're up.
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I'm so glad you took my advice
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and broke up with De-rek.
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Now we have all day
to play together.
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Wait, you broke up with Derek?
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Yeah.
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Janine thinks I can bag that kid
from Young Sheldon.
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Wow, you're still playing this?
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Is that why you didn't
come home last night?
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Yeah!
Wait, what day is it?
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I don't care.
Janine's the best.
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She's like a therapy session
and a cardio workout
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all rolled into one.
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You should try it.
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But you got to get
to the back of the line.
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I'm busy.
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And I refuse to make eye contact
with that thing.
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I'm making a picnic for Freddie.
I just need a few supplies.
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Like what?
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Uh, you know, just utensils,
plates, napkins.
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And a blanket and food.
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But I have this killer basket.
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Where did you get that basket?
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It's yours.
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Forget college.
I'm going to Janine University.
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Oh, we can be roommates!
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Hey, I really don't think
that a grown woman should be
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this obsessed with a game
recommended for nine-year-olds.
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It's nine and up.
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Harper, I think you should take
a good hard look
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at your actions.
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Not my actions.
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Huh. Does Carly have a point?
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No, Har-per.
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Ignore the girl
with the weird elbows.
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If you leave,
I might get angry.
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And you don't
want to see me angry.
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Now,
who's ready for level 27?
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Totally poss-some!
257
00:11:58,556 --> 00:12:00,658
Hey, can I borrow a blanket?
258
00:12:00,759 --> 00:12:02,494
What's going on in here?
259
00:12:02,594 --> 00:12:04,797
Not sure what you mean.
260
00:12:06,264 --> 00:12:09,401
Spencer, are you trying
to build a woman?
261
00:12:09,501 --> 00:12:11,870
Just watching the game.
262
00:12:11,970 --> 00:12:13,271
Did you see what happened
with the ball?
263
00:12:13,371 --> 00:12:16,341
Kind of went wild...
'cause of the ball.
264
00:12:16,441 --> 00:12:18,911
Why are you being so weird?
265
00:12:19,011 --> 00:12:20,178
Weird?
266
00:12:20,278 --> 00:12:21,980
What are you talking about,
mate?
267
00:12:22,080 --> 00:12:25,550
I'm just here with my
miscellaneous aluminium drones.
268
00:12:25,650 --> 00:12:26,852
Why are you doing your
269
00:12:26,952 --> 00:12:29,054
Australian-hiding-something
accent?
270
00:12:29,154 --> 00:12:30,555
Wait.
271
00:12:30,655 --> 00:12:32,390
Don't tell me that Freddie is
planning on announcing
272
00:12:32,490 --> 00:12:34,259
our relationship with a drone.
273
00:12:34,359 --> 00:12:35,427
No.
274
00:12:35,527 --> 00:12:36,728
With 100 drones!
275
00:12:36,829 --> 00:12:38,696
I spent all afternoon
programming them.
276
00:12:38,797 --> 00:12:40,232
No! Shut it down.
277
00:12:40,332 --> 00:12:42,000
It's too late. Freddie's up
on the roof right now
278
00:12:42,100 --> 00:12:43,201
connecting the transmitter
that sends the signal to--
279
00:12:43,301 --> 00:12:45,871
Roof, transmitter...
Good. Bye.
280
00:12:45,971 --> 00:12:47,539
Carly-- Come on.
281
00:12:47,639 --> 00:12:49,074
You forgot your basket!
282
00:12:49,174 --> 00:12:52,710
Say nothing if I can eat
all the food.
283
00:12:52,811 --> 00:12:55,680
Oh, I'm gonna Yogi Bear
the crap out of you.
284
00:12:57,015 --> 00:12:59,051
You can't have any.
285
00:13:00,085 --> 00:13:01,686
* *
286
00:13:01,786 --> 00:13:03,221
Hey, there, Carly Nation.
287
00:13:03,321 --> 00:13:05,991
We are livestreaming
for an exclusive announcement.
288
00:13:06,091 --> 00:13:08,260
And just to fend off
disappointment,
289
00:13:08,360 --> 00:13:09,794
it's not a PowerPoint.
290
00:13:09,895 --> 00:13:11,864
There will be no slides.
291
00:13:15,200 --> 00:13:16,368
Carly? Hey.
292
00:13:16,468 --> 00:13:17,635
I was just about to
bring you up here,
293
00:13:17,735 --> 00:13:18,904
but you beat me to it.
294
00:13:19,004 --> 00:13:21,639
What a beautiful gesture.
295
00:13:21,739 --> 00:13:24,076
Where's the transmitter?
296
00:13:24,176 --> 00:13:25,443
Over there.
297
00:13:25,543 --> 00:13:27,612
Wait, how do you know
about the transmitter?
298
00:13:29,081 --> 00:13:31,884
I'm doing this for us.
299
00:13:32,784 --> 00:13:34,719
No!
300
00:13:44,795 --> 00:13:47,132
Stay... down!
301
00:13:47,232 --> 00:13:49,834
Stop!
It's already dead!
302
00:13:51,836 --> 00:13:55,507
Yeah, don't mess with
these delts.
303
00:13:55,607 --> 00:13:57,775
Right?
These are delts?
304
00:13:57,876 --> 00:14:01,046
I planned a sick drone display
to announce us,
305
00:14:01,146 --> 00:14:04,249
and you're up here acting like
a dang roadrunner.
306
00:14:05,017 --> 00:14:07,285
Did you have an extra
Capri Sun today?
307
00:14:07,385 --> 00:14:08,753
-No.
-Mm...
308
00:14:08,853 --> 00:14:11,056
Okay, fine. Yes.
309
00:14:11,156 --> 00:14:15,928
But I just thought instead of
a big, flashy announcement,
310
00:14:16,028 --> 00:14:19,031
maybe we don't announce
anything at all.
311
00:14:19,131 --> 00:14:22,367
Wait, you don't want
to tell people about us?
312
00:14:22,467 --> 00:14:24,937
Hold on, let me get my surprise.
313
00:14:25,037 --> 00:14:27,039
It'll explain everything.
314
00:14:27,139 --> 00:14:29,507
Well, maybe not everything.
It's just a picnic.
315
00:14:29,607 --> 00:14:31,709
But it's a super cute one.
316
00:14:33,278 --> 00:14:35,580
Hey, um...
I can't tell.
317
00:14:35,680 --> 00:14:38,883
Is this a "push" or "pull"
situation?
318
00:14:38,984 --> 00:14:40,218
You moved the chair?
319
00:14:40,318 --> 00:14:41,653
Yes, it was in my way.
320
00:14:41,753 --> 00:14:44,356
Now let me focus.
I'm trying to get this open.
321
00:14:44,456 --> 00:14:47,993
It locks automatically...
from the inside.
322
00:14:48,826 --> 00:14:50,695
-So you're saying we're...
-Trapped?
323
00:14:50,795 --> 00:14:51,964
Yes.
324
00:14:52,064 --> 00:14:54,466
Okay, let me just try
one more thing.
325
00:15:01,373 --> 00:15:03,608
* *
326
00:15:04,609 --> 00:15:06,644
Spencer, you're finally here.
327
00:15:06,744 --> 00:15:10,448
Our friend Janine
just threatened us.
328
00:15:11,283 --> 00:15:12,417
Which one's Janine?
329
00:15:12,517 --> 00:15:14,419
The possum.
330
00:15:14,519 --> 00:15:16,321
Oh, yeah. Ah!
331
00:15:16,421 --> 00:15:18,223
Socko mentioned
this game got recalled
332
00:15:18,323 --> 00:15:20,725
due to threats of violence
and an unsettling obsession
333
00:15:20,825 --> 00:15:22,894
with hero pilot
Sully Sullenberger.
334
00:15:23,661 --> 00:15:26,531
Lower your voice.
This is Janine country now.
335
00:15:26,631 --> 00:15:29,934
I'll lower my voice...
in hell!
336
00:15:31,303 --> 00:15:32,537
Look if you're so worried
about it,
337
00:15:32,637 --> 00:15:33,805
let's just go home.
338
00:15:33,905 --> 00:15:35,107
Food sucks here anyway.
339
00:15:37,142 --> 00:15:41,246
I wouldn't leave if I were you.
I know all your secrets.
340
00:15:41,346 --> 00:15:43,581
And your credit card
information.
341
00:15:43,681 --> 00:15:46,218
She could steal my identity.
342
00:15:46,318 --> 00:15:48,820
I wasn't ready to start over.
343
00:15:48,920 --> 00:15:50,522
Maybe you should.
344
00:15:50,622 --> 00:15:52,890
I never loved
the name Millicent.
345
00:15:53,825 --> 00:15:57,195
Or maybe I could call up
Tinsley and tell her,
346
00:15:57,295 --> 00:15:59,231
"I never want to see you again.
347
00:15:59,331 --> 00:16:02,200
Also, I shop at stores with
the word 'barn' in the name."
348
00:16:03,801 --> 00:16:06,271
Okay, we got to kill this thing.
349
00:16:06,371 --> 00:16:08,673
I brought her in
and I'll take her out.
350
00:16:08,773 --> 00:16:10,775
It's poss-o'clock somewhere.
351
00:16:10,875 --> 00:16:12,477
Hey, guys,
352
00:16:12,577 --> 00:16:14,646
I think we all said things
we didn't mean.
353
00:16:14,746 --> 00:16:17,149
Let's just go back
to having fun.
354
00:16:17,249 --> 00:16:19,117
Totally poss-some!
355
00:16:19,217 --> 00:16:20,485
Don't listen to her.
356
00:16:20,585 --> 00:16:23,188
Spencer, you haven't
played with me yet.
357
00:16:23,288 --> 00:16:26,191
I have a special hug for you.
358
00:16:26,291 --> 00:16:28,060
Special hug?
359
00:16:29,094 --> 00:16:31,196
Maybe just a quick one.
360
00:16:38,036 --> 00:16:40,538
Totally poss-some!
361
00:16:40,638 --> 00:16:42,674
Oh! Okay.
362
00:16:42,774 --> 00:16:46,010
Tell my ten kids I love them!
363
00:16:49,781 --> 00:16:53,718
Not... totally poss-some.
364
00:16:53,818 --> 00:16:57,355
Wow, I always thought teamwork
was a crock, but--
365
00:16:57,455 --> 00:16:58,490
She's alive!
366
00:16:58,590 --> 00:16:59,957
I've got this.
367
00:17:00,058 --> 00:17:01,993
That possum was playing possum.
368
00:17:02,094 --> 00:17:05,763
Oh, I guess that's where
the phrase comes from.
369
00:17:07,065 --> 00:17:10,368
I was your friend.
370
00:17:10,468 --> 00:17:12,670
Millicent, you saved me
Oh...!
371
00:17:12,770 --> 00:17:15,006
If it looks like
I peed myself in terror,
372
00:17:15,107 --> 00:17:17,909
it's actually something
that's not bad.
373
00:17:18,008 --> 00:17:19,177
* *
374
00:17:19,276 --> 00:17:20,545
Help!
375
00:17:20,645 --> 00:17:23,781
We're stuck on the roof
with no picnic!
376
00:17:23,881 --> 00:17:26,517
Not no picnic.
I brought the napkins.
377
00:17:26,618 --> 00:17:31,022
Never mind.
We have the napkins.
378
00:17:31,123 --> 00:17:33,725
Help!
379
00:17:35,660 --> 00:17:37,095
Don't--
380
00:17:37,195 --> 00:17:38,696
I didn't say anything.
381
00:17:39,364 --> 00:17:40,998
No!
382
00:17:43,201 --> 00:17:44,802
I didn't say anything.
383
00:17:44,902 --> 00:17:47,305
You said it with your eyes.
384
00:17:47,405 --> 00:17:50,275
We can still do
the best part of a picnic...
385
00:17:50,375 --> 00:17:51,776
sitting on the ground.
386
00:17:54,078 --> 00:17:57,449
Carly, why don't you want people
to know about us?
387
00:17:57,549 --> 00:17:58,950
Are you embarrassed
to be with me?
388
00:17:59,050 --> 00:18:01,719
Oh, my God, no.
Not at all.
389
00:18:01,819 --> 00:18:03,988
I'm obsessed with you.
390
00:18:05,523 --> 00:18:08,593
When that fedora flew
off your head...
391
00:18:08,693 --> 00:18:10,995
I was sad.
392
00:18:12,697 --> 00:18:15,967
Look, I was in
a public relationship with Beau
393
00:18:16,067 --> 00:18:18,570
and then he dumped me
during that live stream,
394
00:18:18,670 --> 00:18:20,605
and the Internet piled on.
395
00:18:22,207 --> 00:18:23,975
Guess I'm just worried
that if we go public,
396
00:18:24,075 --> 00:18:27,044
I'll be opening you up
to that kind of pain.
397
00:18:28,079 --> 00:18:30,315
Planning on dumping me
anytime soon?
398
00:18:30,415 --> 00:18:33,785
No, of course not.
399
00:18:34,719 --> 00:18:37,189
I just really want
to protect you.
400
00:18:39,424 --> 00:18:40,558
I don't know if you know this,
401
00:18:40,658 --> 00:18:42,194
but the Internet
can be kind of mean.
402
00:18:44,229 --> 00:18:46,764
You don't have
to protect me, okay?
403
00:18:46,864 --> 00:18:49,601
I can take whatever
they throw at us.
404
00:18:49,701 --> 00:18:51,603
Or we can keep it
a secret forever.
405
00:18:51,703 --> 00:18:53,305
It doesn't matter.
406
00:18:54,506 --> 00:18:56,274
I just want to be with you.
407
00:18:56,374 --> 00:19:00,345
You are everything
I have ever wanted,
408
00:19:00,445 --> 00:19:03,348
and there's nothing that anyone
on the Internet could ever say
409
00:19:03,448 --> 00:19:05,683
to make me feel differently.
410
00:19:05,783 --> 00:19:08,920
Because I love you, Carly.
411
00:19:10,322 --> 00:19:12,790
I'm in love with you.
412
00:19:15,927 --> 00:19:18,330
Thank God I brought
these napkins.
413
00:19:20,632 --> 00:19:22,500
Someone's finally
answering my texts.
414
00:19:22,600 --> 00:19:25,437
It's my mom.
"FYI, your camera is on.
415
00:19:25,537 --> 00:19:28,573
And it's not a flattering angle
for Carly's chin."
416
00:19:29,641 --> 00:19:31,409
I started streaming
to show the drones
417
00:19:31,509 --> 00:19:33,211
and completely forgot.
418
00:19:35,680 --> 00:19:37,749
Hey...
419
00:19:43,921 --> 00:19:45,923
Wow, these comments are
surprisingly nice.
420
00:19:46,023 --> 00:19:47,225
Yeah.
421
00:19:47,325 --> 00:19:48,460
"It's about time."
422
00:19:48,560 --> 00:19:49,694
"I want what you have."
423
00:19:49,794 --> 00:19:51,363
"This is blowing my mind.
424
00:19:51,463 --> 00:19:53,265
I'm definitely not clicking away
as fast as humanly possible."
425
00:19:53,365 --> 00:19:55,233
-Aw...
-I think they're being
sarcastic.
426
00:19:55,333 --> 00:19:56,768
Aw.
427
00:19:58,703 --> 00:20:00,738
Screw the bubble.
428
00:20:00,838 --> 00:20:02,874
I want the world to know.
429
00:20:10,715 --> 00:20:12,650
I love you, Freddie Benson.
430
00:20:22,827 --> 00:20:24,262
The drones.
431
00:20:24,362 --> 00:20:25,830
I guess destroying
the transmitter didn't work.
432
00:20:25,930 --> 00:20:27,399
But they're making
some kind of picture.
433
00:20:27,499 --> 00:20:29,000
Yeah, they're spelling out
"Creddie Forevvie"
434
00:20:29,100 --> 00:20:31,235
-with a beating heart.
-Huh.
435
00:20:31,336 --> 00:20:33,471
Doesn't really look
like a heart.
436
00:20:33,571 --> 00:20:35,907
It's kind of weird, it-it looks
more like a microphone.
437
00:20:36,007 --> 00:20:39,243
Yeah, or a horizontal
lighthouse.
438
00:20:41,078 --> 00:20:43,381
I think I know what it is.
439
00:20:43,481 --> 00:20:45,317
-It's a...
-Oh, no.
440
00:20:45,417 --> 00:20:47,218
It's definitely not that.
441
00:20:47,919 --> 00:20:49,521
Oh, yeah, I see it now.
442
00:20:50,488 --> 00:20:53,358
The drones must have gone back
to their default formation.
443
00:20:53,458 --> 00:20:54,692
But why would it be that?
444
00:20:54,792 --> 00:20:55,993
Well, because probably
Spencer decided
445
00:20:56,093 --> 00:20:57,995
to test the drones
by making a huge--
446
00:20:58,095 --> 00:20:59,431
Oh, damn!
447
00:20:59,531 --> 00:21:01,899
My lighthouse is on its side.
448
00:21:02,667 --> 00:21:05,903
Can we just go back to you
telling me you love me?
449
00:21:06,003 --> 00:21:08,840
Yeah, I thought you'd never ask.
I love you.
450
00:21:15,780 --> 00:21:17,982
-Is it...
-Throbbing?
451
00:21:18,082 --> 00:21:21,719
-Yep.
-Okay, now I really see it.
452
00:21:26,290 --> 00:21:28,526
* *
453
00:21:28,626 --> 00:21:30,328
Thanks for bringing champagne.
454
00:21:30,428 --> 00:21:33,465
You didn't happen to see a sick
fedora on the street, did you?
455
00:21:33,565 --> 00:21:35,767
We'll get you a new one.
456
00:21:36,768 --> 00:21:38,636
And thanks for finally
rescuing us.
457
00:21:38,736 --> 00:21:40,271
Oh, yeah.
Sorry I didn't hear my phone.
458
00:21:40,372 --> 00:21:42,006
It was for totally
normal reasons.
459
00:21:42,106 --> 00:21:43,875
Unrelated, does anyone know
where I can dump
460
00:21:43,975 --> 00:21:45,777
a giant possum corpse?
461
00:21:46,844 --> 00:21:49,514
Cheers to publicly
declaring your love.
462
00:21:49,614 --> 00:21:51,048
- Cheers.
- Oh...
463
00:21:51,148 --> 00:21:53,250
So that's where my chair is.
464
00:21:53,351 --> 00:21:54,419
No!
465
00:22:00,024 --> 00:22:02,259
* *
466
00:22:25,316 --> 00:22:26,551
Ooh!
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