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I don't know.
Is this, like... Is it too 2010?
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Seriously, babe, it is not the clothes.
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Nobody cares how a person is dressed
in a job interview.
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Kirk Friedkin is just,
you know, excited to meet you.
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That's so easy for a man to say.
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- Oh, boy. I'm about to get womansplained.
- Yeah, you are.
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We get dissected for every wardrobe
choice. From our shoes to our lipstick.
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This has to say "assertive,
but not too assertive.
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Strong but, not too strong.
Confident, but not too confident."
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Does this say that?
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Yes. It says, "young Angela Merkel."
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- Don't say that again.
- Come on!
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She is the most powerful woman
in the world.
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I'm going shopping.
All my clothes are old.
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You should've said Bella Hadid.
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Jesus.
How long have you been standing there?
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I don't know. A while.
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She's too quiet.
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- She's gonna walk in on us one day.
- I know. It's almost like she wants to.
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It's a suit.
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I...
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That's a good thing.
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No?
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Okay. That is also a suit.
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Is it too Angela Merkel?
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Totally.
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Who is that?
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This is a trick question, right?
Same suit?
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This costs four times
as much as the other ones.
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- Well, then you have to buy that one.
- Right?
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Does it come with the shirt?
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It's amazing, right?
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It's a suit.
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I deserve that.
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I'm sorry.
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Sylvia Greeves?
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Yes.
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- Right this way.
- Hi.
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- Nice to meet you.
- You too.
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And how long have you been working here?
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Oh, my God. It's Kirk Friedkin.
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- Answer it.
- I'm too scared.
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Pick it up.
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Hello, Sylvia Greeves speaking.
How may I direct your call?
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Oh, yes. Hello, Kirk.
Nice to see... hear from you.
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Great to hear your voice.
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Wow! That's so thrilling. I'm absolutely...
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Thank you so much.
I can't wait to work with you next week.
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Okay. All the best.
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- I got the job!
- Congratulations!
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- I'm so proud of you!
- Thank you!
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I'm so jealous. The best part of getting
a job is the time right before you start.
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You don't have the stress of getting it,
but you don't have to actually do the job.
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Well, I'm not there yet. I have so much
to organize before I even start work.
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I have to find someone to look after
the kids, drive them around
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and sign them up
for every after school thing, you know?
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It's a big transition.
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What?
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You're gonna leave me for the office moms,
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- 'cause you'll be one of them.
- How dare you. I would never.
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- If you break up with me�
- Here we go.
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�I will end up on heroin.
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You will find me lying in a shelled-out
building on a cold, dirty floor,
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- covered in Taco Bell wrappers.
- Taco Bell.
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- This story has a happy ending.
- I guess it does.
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- Hello?
- Hello.
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This is Dracula.
I'm here for a booty call.
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No, thanks.
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Not actually Dracula. It's Will.
How's it going? Wanna buzz me in?
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I'm not super psyched
to see you right now.
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- Why not?
- Maybe this rings a bell:
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Our relationship is "nothing,"
and I'm "not even worth mentioning."
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Who told you I said that?
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I'm friends with Omar. That's why
I was at your bar in the first place.
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Is that how you talk about me
with all your friends?
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No, my friends know how much I like you
and how much I care about you.
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- It was just a weird night.
- Weird how?
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Weird in that my friend was there,
and she's a pain in the ass,
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and I hadn't told her about you yet.
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Her?
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Yeah, my friend Sylvia.
She's an old friend.
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She's happily married.
She has three children. Okay?
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Wow, she's really pretty.
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- How do you know that?
- I'm on her Insta.
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Already? How did you do that?
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She looks like a model.
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Look, can I come in and we can
just talk about this in person? Hello?
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Hello?
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Bye. Bye.
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- Bye. Have a great trip, babe.
- I will.
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- I love you.
- Bye.
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Bye, Daddy.
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Don't give Jessipa too much sweet potato.
It tends to back her up.
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Have fun!
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Who's ready to rock the Marriott Suites?
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All right. Don't worry. I'm here to
chaperone. There's one adult on the trip.
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Glad to hear it.
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You're hilarious!
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That was not a joke.
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I can't tell you how much it means
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that you're gonna help out
with pick-ups and afternoons,
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just while I get back into
the work swing of the things.
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That's what Nana's here for. Right, Maevy?
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And we're gonna have such a good time.
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We actually don't usually have
this much sugar before dinner.
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That's her third lollipop.
But, you know, just on special occasions.
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Well, every day's about to be
a special occasion. Isn't it?
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Yeah, we're just worried about her teeth.
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But pick-up is 3:00 p.m.,
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but the carpool line
doesn't start until 2:55.
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This is a paella I made with real shrimp.
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And this is Lin-Manuel Miranda
in the grocery store. He's very polite.
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And the sign-out code I mentioned
on the app, Kinderlime,
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is 6235-Greeves&.
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And there's a separate sign-out code
for Frances,
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for the a cappella choir rehearsal.
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And this is a fabulous straw hat
you can pack in a suitcase,
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and it just pops right back.
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Are you gonna write this down, Marla?
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Or do you want me
to send it to you in an e-mail?
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Mommy is such a worrier!
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Okay. I'll be one second.
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- Oh, my God.
- Yeah. What is it? Are you dead?
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Hey! No, you know how you wanted
to meet my girlfriend?
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- Can you come meet her now?
- Now?
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Yeah. How fast can you get to the bar?
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I'm really busy. I'm really sorry.
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Charlie just left on a trip.
My mother-in-law is here.
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I'm trying to get organized
because I start work on Monday.
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Because I got the job!
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I wouldn't ask
if it wasn't very important.
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"Congratulations, Sylvia.
You got the job!"
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Thank you, Will. You're such a good buddy.
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I am in deep fucking shit with Peyton.
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She found out that I said she was nothing
and the relationship was nothing.
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It's bad.
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How many dates
have you gone on with this girl?
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A few. We have a very strong connection.
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- Well, that's something.
- It is something.
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No! It's nothing! Call me in a year
if you're still together.
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I have to get back
to my real life right now.
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She's not like that!
She's an old soul. You'll see.
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I need you right now. She thinks it's
weird that we spend so much time together
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and that I didn't tell you about her.
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And she is right. It is weird,
and I'm trying to "unweird" the situation.
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So, will you please just forgive me,
and just come here and help me out?
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Do you remember how I said
I had a job starting on Monday?
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Well, I have a job starting on Monday!
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Look, I'll say it. I want you to meet her,
because I care about your opinion.
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It's actually the opinion
I care about more than anything,
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so will you just come meet her?
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Maeve, this is Nana's friend,
Marjorie's son, Peter.
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He's very successful
and owns his own dermatology practice.
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Okay, fine.
But this is dumb, and you owe me one.
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- Hey. There she is.
- Hi.
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Hi!
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Hi!
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- Hi.
- You guys are hitting it off already.
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What can I get you to drink?
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Just your least gross beer.
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- Cool. You?
- Yum.
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- Whatever you think I'll like.
- Awesome.
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Have a seat in the VIP table right there.
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I'm very... I'll be back.
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- Okay.
- "Reserved."
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Fancy.
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Hey.
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So, where are you from, Peyton?
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I'm from this town outside Denver
called Columbine. Have you heard of it?
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- I have.
- Really?
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Will's ladies, huh?
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I really don't have time
for your weird bullshit right now.
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Fair enough. Maybe another time.
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Yeah.
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And how did you meet Will?
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Oh, my God. It's a really funny story.
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- Oh, yeah?
- So, my friend Omar works here.
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And What do you do for a living?
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I actually used to nanny
for this family back in Colorado
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with two little girls, Kenzie and Kayden.
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They're in middle school now.
We text all the time.
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That's so cute.
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Yeah.
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And what do you do now? What's your...
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I babysit here and there. Yeah,
kids are my passion. I'm a kid at heart.
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- Yes. Well...
- I wanna be a teacher.
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I'm actually going back to get
my Master's in Education in the fall.
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That's great.
I'm actually going back to work,
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and I'm looking for a babysitter
other than my mother-in-law.
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- Oh, my God.
- If you have any openings...
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- Love to. Yes. Oh, my...
- Okay. I have three little ones, so...
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Exciting! What are you guys talking about?
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Sylvia asked me to babysit her kids.
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It just came up. I wasn't even...
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I'm so excited.
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Good. Yeah. That'll...
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You were asking where the restroom was.
Let me just walk you back there.
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It's a maze here.
I'll be right back. Okay? Yeah.
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- Two seconds. I'll be back.
- Okay.
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She might be a while.
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I knew you were going to
do something fucked up like this.
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- What are you talking about?
- What am I talking about?
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We've been here for five minutes,
and Peyton is now your employee.
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That is very weird.
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I don't think it's weird,
and Peyton doesn't think it's weird,
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so maybe believe women.
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Not the right use of that expression, FYI.
Don't toss that around like that!
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- Why are you freaking out?
- You think she's too young for me.
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That thought never even crossed my mind.
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She's a millennial. I'm a millennial.
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We are on different ends of the millennial
spectrum, but we are both millennials.
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We are bookend millennials,
and that is very romantic, I think.
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I hear Joe Biden's a millennial.
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Our age difference is not that big a deal,
all right? We have a very deep connection.
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And she... I don't know if you've noticed,
but she's a very old soul.
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I think she's adorable.
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She literally said she was a babysitter.
I needed a babysitter. That was it!
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Now I'm honestly just very confused.
Did you just hire her to be nice?
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Yes! I think she's so cute and sweet,
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- and funny and...
- Stop saying she's cute and sweet, okay?
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- Why?
- She's not a troll doll.
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She's my girlfriend, all right?
It's a little condescending.
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I think she's great.
But if you want me to "unhire" her...
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No, 'cause now that would be even weirder,
all right?
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You have a new babysitter.
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- Congratulations.
- Okay.
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It's so nice to be out for dinner.
228
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Charlie's only been gone for 52 hours,
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and I'm just so sick
of eating dino nuggets and fish sticks.
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- No.
- No.
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Peyton keeps texting me
the cutest photos. It's so annoying.
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- Simon's got a girlfriend.
- Right?
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She really speaks to eight-year-old boys
and 40-year-old men.
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Basically the same thing.
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I don't wanna go home.
Should we order some more dessert?
236
00:11:29,774 --> 00:11:31,985
We have had everything on the menu.
237
00:11:32,068 --> 00:11:34,905
Well, let's get some more wine
or, like, a cheese plate.
238
00:11:35,530 --> 00:11:39,784
Please. I don't want to have to go home
and make conversation with this girl.
239
00:11:39,868 --> 00:11:40,702
It's a punish.
240
00:11:40,785 --> 00:11:43,496
You made your weird bed,
and now you have to lie in it.
241
00:11:43,580 --> 00:11:45,540
- No sympathy?
- None.
242
00:11:49,002 --> 00:11:50,462
- Hey.
- Hey.
243
00:11:50,545 --> 00:11:51,838
How was dinner?
244
00:11:51,922 --> 00:11:55,258
It was really nice. Thank you.
Thanks for asking. How were the kids?
245
00:11:55,842 --> 00:11:59,971
So adorable. Seriously the sweetest.
So easy to put to sleep.
246
00:12:00,722 --> 00:12:03,099
Well, thank you so much.
247
00:12:03,183 --> 00:12:05,393
- Thank you.
- Yeah.
248
00:12:06,478 --> 00:12:11,274
Oh, my goodness. Think this week
has just caught up with me.
249
00:12:11,775 --> 00:12:13,193
Do you have a second to talk?
250
00:12:14,319 --> 00:12:16,238
Yeah. Oh, God. I'd love nothing more.
251
00:12:21,618 --> 00:12:23,787
So, you and Will go way back, right?
252
00:12:23,870 --> 00:12:27,499
We do, yeah.
Known each other for over 20 years.
253
00:12:27,582 --> 00:12:30,752
He's tough to read. Like,
I don't know what's going on sometimes.
254
00:12:32,128 --> 00:12:36,550
Anyways, I've got a birthday coming up,
and it's kind of a big one.
255
00:12:37,133 --> 00:12:38,385
The big two-six.
256
00:12:39,052 --> 00:12:40,220
Congratulations.
257
00:12:40,303 --> 00:12:42,097
My friends
are throwing me a birthday party.
258
00:12:42,180 --> 00:12:46,142
And I was thinking, I don't know, I kinda�
259
00:12:46,685 --> 00:12:49,312
- What? You want...
- �want Will to be there.
260
00:12:50,146 --> 00:12:52,524
- I want him to meet my friends.
- 'Course.
261
00:12:52,607 --> 00:12:55,402
Anyways, the theme is YOLO.
Do you know what that means?
262
00:12:55,485 --> 00:12:57,946
- I do.
- It means "you only live once."
263
00:12:58,029 --> 00:13:00,031
It's interesting. It's a good idea.
264
00:13:00,115 --> 00:13:02,284
- It's the first letter of all those words.
- I see.
265
00:13:02,367 --> 00:13:03,785
It means just going for it,
266
00:13:03,868 --> 00:13:06,246
- because you've only got this one life.
- Yeah, I get it.
267
00:13:06,329 --> 00:13:08,999
So, do you think
Will would be okay with that?
268
00:13:09,082 --> 00:13:11,668
Like, merging our worlds
at my birthday party.
269
00:13:12,627 --> 00:13:14,713
I... You could just ask him.
270
00:13:16,047 --> 00:13:17,424
What do you think he's gonna say?
271
00:13:19,175 --> 00:13:22,762
I don't know. I mean, I think he's still
getting himself together from the divorce.
272
00:13:22,846 --> 00:13:26,224
I know he seems like he's together,
but he's still dealing with the fallout.
273
00:13:26,808 --> 00:13:30,395
Audrey's totally moved on. I mean,
her and Skaagn just went to Norway.
274
00:13:31,187 --> 00:13:33,690
What? How do you know them?
275
00:13:33,773 --> 00:13:35,025
Instagram. I follow them.
276
00:13:40,530 --> 00:13:42,115
Braids. Of course.
277
00:13:42,198 --> 00:13:44,367
Right? So obvi.
278
00:13:48,663 --> 00:13:51,958
Do you think Will's still, like,
in love with her?
279
00:13:53,043 --> 00:13:56,129
I... Absolutely not. But I do think
he's still getting himself together.
280
00:13:56,213 --> 00:14:00,592
So, if he ends up
not wanting to merge worlds at your party,
281
00:14:00,675 --> 00:14:01,885
it's got nothing to do with you.
282
00:14:01,927 --> 00:14:03,220
"Merge worlds" sounds cool.
283
00:14:04,554 --> 00:14:05,555
Yeah.
284
00:14:06,473 --> 00:14:07,593
I'm gonna stick with "YOLO."
285
00:14:08,642 --> 00:14:10,644
It's a great theme.
286
00:14:11,686 --> 00:14:14,356
Okay. Well, thank you again.
287
00:14:14,439 --> 00:14:16,149
- Sure.
- Thank you.
288
00:14:19,778 --> 00:14:21,905
And did you just...
Did you get a spot at the front?
289
00:14:43,260 --> 00:14:45,860
- My children are sleeping.
- Okay, look, we need to talk right...
290
00:14:46,304 --> 00:14:47,681
- We need to talk.
- Backyard.
291
00:14:47,764 --> 00:14:48,932
Okay, fine.
292
00:14:51,351 --> 00:14:52,435
Okay.
293
00:15:00,819 --> 00:15:02,195
I demand an apology.
294
00:15:02,279 --> 00:15:03,822
What? What are you talking about?
295
00:15:03,905 --> 00:15:06,283
'Cause you told Peyton
that I am still in love with Audrey.
296
00:15:07,117 --> 00:15:09,869
- Okay. I didn't.
- You did not say that?
297
00:15:09,953 --> 00:15:11,705
She was just at my house freaking out
298
00:15:11,788 --> 00:15:14,874
'cause she said that you said
that I was still in love with Audrey,
299
00:15:14,958 --> 00:15:16,584
and I was not ready for
a "real relationship."
300
00:15:16,626 --> 00:15:18,253
- I didn't say that.
- You didn't?
301
00:15:18,336 --> 00:15:19,296
No, I didn't.
302
00:15:19,379 --> 00:15:21,840
I said to her that you might need
to take it slow,
303
00:15:21,923 --> 00:15:24,634
because you're still recovering from
the divorce,
304
00:15:24,718 --> 00:15:27,304
but that's no reflection on
how much you care for her.
305
00:15:27,387 --> 00:15:30,765
- Why are you saying anything to her?
- Because she asked me directly.
306
00:15:30,849 --> 00:15:32,893
You are trying to
undermine my relationship.
307
00:15:32,976 --> 00:15:34,269
I'm not.
308
00:15:34,978 --> 00:15:38,440
- I like Peyton. She's adorable. She's...
- This "adorable" shit again.
309
00:15:38,523 --> 00:15:39,566
Stop saying that!
310
00:15:39,649 --> 00:15:41,693
You think that she's too young for me,
311
00:15:41,776 --> 00:15:45,280
and instead of just saying that
to my face, you made her your babysitter.
312
00:15:45,363 --> 00:15:46,364
Okay, you're right.
313
00:15:46,448 --> 00:15:49,033
I do think she's too young for you,
because she is too young for you.
314
00:15:49,075 --> 00:15:51,536
And a lot of women would get
a little bit offended
315
00:15:51,620 --> 00:15:55,081
seeing this guy your age
dating someone so much younger.
316
00:15:55,165 --> 00:15:58,960
Well, what I would say to those women is
that I don't have a choice who I meet.
317
00:15:59,044 --> 00:16:01,129
- I'm a bartender. I meet young people.
- What?
318
00:16:01,213 --> 00:16:02,964
You know who else meets young people?
College professors.
319
00:16:03,006 --> 00:16:04,883
Boy Scout troop leaders. Priests.
320
00:16:04,966 --> 00:16:08,720
- I take extreme umbrage at that comment.
- It's a great group.
321
00:16:08,803 --> 00:16:11,473
I take the most umbrage one can take.
322
00:16:11,556 --> 00:16:13,058
You are being so judgmental of me.
323
00:16:13,141 --> 00:16:15,477
Of course I'm judgmental,
because it's pathetic.
324
00:16:15,560 --> 00:16:19,773
We have a very beautiful,
deep, meaningful connection.
325
00:16:19,856 --> 00:16:20,940
Okay, that... You know what?
326
00:16:20,982 --> 00:16:23,818
No matter what you say, Will,
you're too old for her. Okay?
327
00:16:23,902 --> 00:16:27,989
You know, anything that doesn't conform
to your 2.3 kids,
328
00:16:28,073 --> 00:16:33,078
white picket fence lifestyle
really gets under your skin, doesn't it?
329
00:16:33,161 --> 00:16:36,122
How dare you lecture me when you haven't
even said congratulations on my new job.
330
00:16:36,164 --> 00:16:37,832
Not one. Not one single question.
331
00:16:37,916 --> 00:16:39,876
You know what a big deal it is
for me to go back to work.
332
00:16:39,918 --> 00:16:42,170
I'm dealing with my own shit. I don't
give a fuck about that right now.
333
00:16:42,212 --> 00:16:44,088
Yeah, you've made it really clear, Will.
I get it.
334
00:16:44,130 --> 00:16:45,381
You really got in my head about this.
335
00:16:45,423 --> 00:16:47,050
Now all I can think of
is what's wrong with her.
336
00:16:47,092 --> 00:16:49,469
All I want is for you to end up happy,
you fucking idiot!
337
00:16:49,553 --> 00:16:51,638
Well, I am fucking happy.
So, congratulations.
338
00:16:51,721 --> 00:16:53,515
I've never been fucking happier
in my life!
339
00:16:58,186 --> 00:16:59,271
Oh, my God. Are you okay?
340
00:17:04,150 --> 00:17:05,151
Oh, no.
341
00:17:08,029 --> 00:17:09,447
Send me the invoice.
342
00:17:11,491 --> 00:17:13,368
Dad's gonna be pissed.
343
00:17:14,244 --> 00:17:15,411
How long have you been there?
344
00:17:44,399 --> 00:17:46,568
- Can I help you?
- Is Peyton here?
345
00:17:46,651 --> 00:17:49,404
Hey, Peyton.
There's some guy here to see you.
346
00:17:49,487 --> 00:17:51,364
Hey. Oh, my God.
What happened to your face?
347
00:17:51,448 --> 00:17:53,867
I walked into a glass door.
348
00:17:53,950 --> 00:17:57,787
I'm fine. Look, I'm going to throw you
the most epic birthday party ever.
349
00:17:57,871 --> 00:18:00,415
I'm gonna shut down Lucky Penny. Open bar.
350
00:18:00,498 --> 00:18:02,542
Invite all your friends.
We'll blow it out, okay?
351
00:18:02,626 --> 00:18:05,211
Are you sure? I don't wanna force you
to do something you're not ready to do.
352
00:18:05,253 --> 00:18:08,506
I'm ready. I'm ready to do this, okay?
I love you.
353
00:18:09,382 --> 00:18:10,926
I didn't mean to say that.
354
00:18:11,009 --> 00:18:13,762
- It's fine.
- That was a mistake.
355
00:18:14,721 --> 00:18:18,141
I didn't mean to say that.
That w... That slipped out. I'm... I...
356
00:18:18,225 --> 00:18:20,894
- I care about you deeply, but I...
- It's fine.
357
00:18:20,977 --> 00:18:22,437
I was married. We say "I love you" a lot.
358
00:18:22,479 --> 00:18:24,397
- I'm used to tossing it around.
- Yeah. I get it.
359
00:18:24,439 --> 00:18:27,776
- We can just pretend that didn't happen.
- Fantastic! Maybe one day, yeah. Great.
360
00:18:27,859 --> 00:18:28,944
Okay, thank you.
361
00:18:29,486 --> 00:18:32,656
- Best birthday present ever.
- It's gonna be so fun. Yeah.
362
00:18:33,740 --> 00:18:34,640
Yeah?
363
00:18:34,699 --> 00:18:36,576
- Question.
- Yeah.
364
00:18:37,661 --> 00:18:40,330
This man on your couch, who is he?
365
00:18:40,413 --> 00:18:42,999
That's Alan. He's our new roommate.
366
00:18:43,083 --> 00:18:46,336
Alan is in his mid-to-late-50s?
367
00:18:47,003 --> 00:18:48,129
Alan's 29.
368
00:18:48,213 --> 00:18:50,090
No.
369
00:18:50,757 --> 00:18:54,511
- What?
- Alan is not 29. That's not true.
370
00:18:54,594 --> 00:18:56,137
Alan is a senior citizen.
371
00:18:57,556 --> 00:18:58,848
Did somebody say "party"?
372
00:18:59,808 --> 00:19:01,434
Hey, well, if you want some help tomorrow
373
00:19:01,476 --> 00:19:04,563
pulling images, making a mood board,
kinda my thing.
374
00:19:04,646 --> 00:19:05,647
Yeah.
375
00:19:06,648 --> 00:19:08,650
So,
I wanted to talk you guys about something
376
00:19:08,733 --> 00:19:10,944
that's going to be
a big change around here.
377
00:19:11,027 --> 00:19:13,029
Are you and Dad getting divorced?
378
00:19:13,113 --> 00:19:15,865
What? No. I'm going back to work.
379
00:19:15,949 --> 00:19:18,910
- Cool. Latesies.
- No. Please sit down. Thank you.
380
00:19:18,994 --> 00:19:21,329
As I said, I'm going back to work.
381
00:19:21,413 --> 00:19:23,290
- As what?
- As a lawyer.
382
00:19:23,373 --> 00:19:25,834
You're a lawyer?
I thought Dad was a lawyer.
383
00:19:25,917 --> 00:19:27,961
Yes, Dad is a lawyer,
and I used to be a lawyer.
384
00:19:28,044 --> 00:19:29,170
Told you this many times.
385
00:19:29,254 --> 00:19:31,089
So, you're going to work for Dad.
386
00:19:31,172 --> 00:19:33,174
No, I'm going to work at my own job.
387
00:19:33,258 --> 00:19:36,428
It's important to me for you guys to see
that women also work
388
00:19:36,511 --> 00:19:39,723
and contribute to their communities
and their families just like men do.
389
00:19:39,806 --> 00:19:43,476
So, it'll be a transition for all of us,
but we'll get through it.
390
00:19:44,477 --> 00:19:45,478
Any questions?
391
00:19:46,479 --> 00:19:48,732
- We're out of Oreos.
- What?
392
00:19:48,815 --> 00:19:50,859
You said to write down
when we need things, and I did.
393
00:19:50,901 --> 00:19:52,694
- Okay.
- But we're still out of Oreos.
394
00:19:52,777 --> 00:19:53,778
Okay.
395
00:19:57,198 --> 00:19:58,617
Oh, my God. Is that from Peyton?
396
00:19:58,700 --> 00:19:59,784
No, it's from Will.
397
00:19:59,868 --> 00:20:03,455
But it's about Peyton's birthday party.
Please, can we go?
398
00:20:03,538 --> 00:20:05,206
No, honey, it's at a bar.
399
00:20:05,290 --> 00:20:08,877
Oh, my God. I loved her. She was
the best babysitter we've ever had.
400
00:20:08,960 --> 00:20:11,213
She looks exactly like Billie Eilish.
401
00:20:12,130 --> 00:20:14,007
"YOLO" means "you only live once."
402
00:20:14,758 --> 00:20:15,800
Yes. I'm aware.
403
00:20:15,884 --> 00:20:17,260
- Oreos.
- Got it.
404
00:20:19,638 --> 00:20:22,182
What the fuck is going on? It's Saturday
and you closed the bar?
405
00:20:22,265 --> 00:20:24,142
Will didn't tell you?
He decided to shut down the bar
406
00:20:24,184 --> 00:20:26,477
on the most profitable night
of the week to throw a birthday party
407
00:20:26,519 --> 00:20:28,563
for his new girlfriend, Bedazzled Pants.
408
00:20:28,647 --> 00:20:31,066
Anything we lose tonight, William,
it's on you, bro.
409
00:20:31,149 --> 00:20:33,610
- This is the whole point in owning a bar.
- No, it's not.
410
00:20:33,693 --> 00:20:35,612
- Point of owning a bar is to make money.
- Thank you.
411
00:20:35,654 --> 00:20:39,741
Hey. Wow. I didn't think you'd come.
412
00:20:39,824 --> 00:20:43,078
Yeah. Well, I mean, as they say,
"You only turn 26 once."
413
00:20:43,161 --> 00:20:45,538
- Very true. If you're lucky.
- Yeah.
414
00:20:45,622 --> 00:20:47,499
- Well, I'm glad you came.
- I like Peyton.
415
00:20:48,625 --> 00:20:50,168
- How's your door?
- How's your face?
416
00:20:50,252 --> 00:20:52,545
I'm wearing a lot of makeup.
A lot of cover-up. Can you tell?
417
00:20:52,587 --> 00:20:54,214
- The blending is impeccable.
- Pretty good, yeah.
418
00:20:54,256 --> 00:20:55,966
- Peyton helped me.
- She's got skills.
419
00:20:56,049 --> 00:20:58,969
- Sylvia!
- Hey! Happy birthday.
420
00:20:59,052 --> 00:21:00,804
- Thanks for coming.
- Of course. YOLO!
421
00:21:00,887 --> 00:21:02,889
- Yes, YOLO. That's what we say.
- YOLO!
422
00:21:02,973 --> 00:21:04,224
YOLO!
423
00:21:04,307 --> 00:21:06,100
- It's so good to see you.
- Yo, this party is lit.
424
00:21:06,142 --> 00:21:07,561
- Thank you.
- Yeah.
425
00:21:07,644 --> 00:21:11,147
- This is my roommate Alan, Sylvia.
- Yeah. Good. Nice to meet you.
426
00:21:11,231 --> 00:21:12,524
Oh, Peyton, let's get a picture.
427
00:21:12,607 --> 00:21:14,192
- Sorry. Gotta go.
- Yeah.
428
00:21:14,276 --> 00:21:17,487
Alan, we were just talking.
Do you remember where you were on 9/11?
429
00:21:18,071 --> 00:21:19,281
I'll never forget.
430
00:21:19,364 --> 00:21:23,618
I was in my third-grade classroom,
because I was eight. Excuse me.
431
00:21:24,744 --> 00:21:26,288
Guy says he's 29.
432
00:21:26,371 --> 00:21:28,748
- Come on.
- If he's 29, call Make-A-Wish.
433
00:21:28,832 --> 00:21:30,000
Yeah.
434
00:21:30,083 --> 00:21:32,419
Hey, everyone. I'm Riley.
435
00:21:32,502 --> 00:21:33,670
I've known Peyton since�
436
00:21:33,753 --> 00:21:35,255
- Riley's great.
- Yeah.
437
00:21:35,338 --> 00:21:37,132
Yeah. Riley works at Baskin-Robbins
438
00:21:37,215 --> 00:21:39,092
if you want a free milkshake or something.
439
00:21:39,175 --> 00:21:40,510
YOLO!
440
00:21:40,594 --> 00:21:41,636
YOLO!
441
00:21:42,137 --> 00:21:43,388
YOLO is empowering.
442
00:21:43,471 --> 00:21:45,473
Here's our favorite song from high school.
443
00:21:45,557 --> 00:21:48,393
- No. Oh, my God. No.
- Too late! It's too late!
444
00:21:51,187 --> 00:21:53,565
Did they say this is their favorite song
from high school?
445
00:21:54,065 --> 00:21:55,901
- They did.
- Wow.
446
00:22:02,282 --> 00:22:03,283
So great.
447
00:22:25,013 --> 00:22:26,181
What am I doing?
448
00:22:26,264 --> 00:22:27,265
That.
449
00:22:29,684 --> 00:22:31,645
- I'm a clich�.
- What?
450
00:22:34,856 --> 00:22:35,857
Oh, no.
451
00:22:35,941 --> 00:22:37,484
What? What's wrong?
452
00:22:37,567 --> 00:22:39,903
- I gotta get out of this.
- What?
453
00:22:39,986 --> 00:22:43,240
You were right. I gotta break up with her.
I have to break up with her right now.
454
00:22:43,323 --> 00:22:45,200
- Not tonight. It's her birthday.
- I have to do it tonight.
455
00:22:45,242 --> 00:22:46,785
Will you help me do it tonight?
456
00:22:46,868 --> 00:22:47,994
- Absolutely not.
- You have to help.
457
00:22:48,036 --> 00:22:49,954
Will you say we're having an affair?
A steamy affair?
458
00:22:49,996 --> 00:22:51,756
- Please? Oh, God.
- I will not say that. No.
459
00:22:53,750 --> 00:22:56,211
I thought you said you had a connection,
that she was an old soul.
460
00:22:56,253 --> 00:22:58,373
She's not an old soul.
Look what the fuck she's doing.
461
00:22:59,381 --> 00:23:03,134
Are you kidding me? Oh, God.
I'm gonna be alone forever.
462
00:23:03,218 --> 00:23:06,346
No, you're not.
At least you haven't been together long.
463
00:23:06,429 --> 00:23:08,139
Come on, man. You'll be all right.
464
00:23:08,223 --> 00:23:10,934
You'll meet someone
who's more on your wavelength,
465
00:23:11,017 --> 00:23:14,646
who's smart and funny,
and who's a better match.
466
00:23:16,982 --> 00:23:18,400
You don't have to stay. You can go.
467
00:23:18,483 --> 00:23:20,883
You kidding me? I got all dressed up.
I'm not going anywhere.
468
00:23:23,238 --> 00:23:25,699
I am... Wait. That you're happy
makes me feel like...
469
00:23:25,782 --> 00:23:27,450
All right. Look. Did we get her look?
470
00:23:27,534 --> 00:23:28,618
I was really happy.
471
00:23:28,702 --> 00:23:30,912
No! The thing she was wearing...
She looked so dumb.
472
00:23:30,996 --> 00:23:35,333
No, I don't think it was... I'm dumb.
I mean, I think that she looked good.
473
00:23:35,417 --> 00:23:38,211
- I did not invite her. Did you invite her?
- I invited everyone.
474
00:23:39,754 --> 00:23:40,755
He's cute.
475
00:23:41,256 --> 00:23:46,595
That was the best birthday
of my entire life. All thanks to you.
476
00:23:48,680 --> 00:23:49,681
What's up?
477
00:23:51,433 --> 00:23:53,685
Maybe we should just sit down
and talk for a second.
478
00:23:54,853 --> 00:23:58,523
- Uh-oh.
- Just close the door.
479
00:24:06,323 --> 00:24:07,223
What?
480
00:24:08,700 --> 00:24:11,912
I hate to be doing this tonight, but I...
481
00:24:14,831 --> 00:24:19,669
I just don't think we're, like, great
for each other, especially right now.
482
00:24:19,753 --> 00:24:23,089
You know, you're so young. You have
so much of your life ahead of you.
483
00:24:23,173 --> 00:24:29,095
And I'm so old, and I'm dealing with
this boring, old-guy shit.
484
00:24:29,179 --> 00:24:30,555
You know, it's just...
485
00:24:32,057 --> 00:24:34,142
Are you breaking up with me
on my birthday?
486
00:24:34,768 --> 00:24:39,314
I am. And I really... I just think
it's probably for the best, you know?
487
00:24:42,067 --> 00:24:44,903
And I just, you know...
I wanna make sure you're gonna be okay,
488
00:24:44,986 --> 00:24:48,406
so, like, if you want me to stay over
or something like that, I'm more than�
489
00:24:49,074 --> 00:24:50,784
Why the fuck would I want that?
490
00:24:52,077 --> 00:24:54,537
Just in case you didn't wanna be alone
or something like that.
491
00:24:55,830 --> 00:24:58,166
I don't even really think
this deserves a breakup.
492
00:24:59,459 --> 00:25:01,336
- Really?
- Yeah.
493
00:25:06,800 --> 00:25:07,884
Where are you going?
494
00:25:08,593 --> 00:25:12,222
To meet my friends. It's my birthday.
I just came back here 'cause you're old.
495
00:25:17,102 --> 00:25:19,271
- Let's go to Riley's, you guys.
- Oh, fuck yes!
496
00:25:19,354 --> 00:25:20,772
The boogie don't quit!
497
00:25:20,855 --> 00:25:21,982
I'll call an Uber.
498
00:25:23,066 --> 00:25:26,361
Look,
I'm really sorry it went down like this.
499
00:25:28,029 --> 00:25:29,030
Nighty night.
500
00:25:29,114 --> 00:25:31,074
You shut the fuck up, old man, okay?
501
00:25:31,157 --> 00:25:33,034
- Okay, boomer.
- Don't you "boomer" me.
502
00:25:33,118 --> 00:25:34,744
You are old. You're an old man!
503
00:25:34,828 --> 00:25:36,496
Your generation destroyed the environment.
504
00:25:36,538 --> 00:25:39,040
You will die before me.
You have osteoporosis.
505
00:25:39,124 --> 00:25:41,376
- You've shrunk since I've known you.
- Try dressing your age.
506
00:25:41,418 --> 00:25:42,711
Look out for this fucking guy.
507
00:25:42,794 --> 00:25:43,712
You dress your age.
508
00:25:43,795 --> 00:25:45,422
Get a top hat and a monocle
509
00:25:45,505 --> 00:25:47,966
and one of those bikes
with one big wheel, motherfucker.
510
00:25:48,049 --> 00:25:49,259
Go take your Lipitor!
511
00:25:49,342 --> 00:25:52,429
Oh, you old fuck.
You fucking old motherfucker.
512
00:25:52,479 --> 00:25:57,029
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