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( Music playing )
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Use the free code JOINNOW at
www.playships.eu
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♪ Listen up here ♪
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♪ I'll make it quite clear ♪
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♪ I'm gonna put some boogie
in your ear ♪
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♪ Shake and bop,
don't you stop ♪
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♪ Dance like a maniac
until you drop ♪
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♪ Don't you be scared,
don't you be scared ♪
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♪ Everybody terrified,
no, it don't seem fair ♪
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♪ What are you waiting for? ♪
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♪ What do you think
you were created for? ♪
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♪ Out of your seat,
blind in the heat ♪
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♪ Do the nasty boogie, mama,
stomp your feet ♪
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♪ Born to raise hell,
born to raise hell ♪
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♪ We know how to do it
and we do it real well ♪
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♪ Born to raise hell,
born to raise hell ♪
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♪ Go back to zero, take a pill,
and get well ♪
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♪ Born to raise hell,
born to raise hell ♪
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♪ Be a good soldier
and die where you fell ♪
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( Vocalizing )
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♪ Shut up, shut up ♪
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♪ Shut up ♪
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♪ Give it back, give it back,
give it back ♪
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♪ Oh, yeah ♪
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♪ Give it back, give it back,
give it back ♪
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♪ Give it back, give it back ♪
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- ♪ Stop... ♪
- Man: Oh, yeah.
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That was for
all you pinheads out there
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too hip to take off your leather jackets
in this 95-degree heat.
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Now, I know when the weather gets
like this, it brings all you nutbags
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out of the woodpile,
and since I am a trouble magnet,
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I have one thing to say to you bozos,
and that is "back off."
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Here's the Suns of Thunder
from their debut album
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"Scrambled Eggs
and Wobbly Legs."
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You're listening to Ian the "Shark"
on the station with more hair,
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more flare, yet so debonair,
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KPPX Rebel Radio-o-o.
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Since your name is not
on the list... hey! Hey!
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You've gotta check in here!
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Let's get some security
on the second floor.
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We've got a bogey in elevator one.
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It's that guy
in the delivery uniform again.
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Okay, now be wild.
Be as wild as you want.
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If you feel like wetting yourself,
go with it, okay?
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Anarchy's good.
They like anarchy, okay?
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What are we supposed to say?
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What? Don't say anything.
Are you kidding me?
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Geez, do you wanna blow this?
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Do you know how much
these stupid hats set me back?
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- Hi.
- Oh, no. Hey, excuse me.
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Mike, it's him.
The whacko's back.
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Yeah, I'm up here
in A and R right now.
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( Phone rings )
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I don't see him anywhere.
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Oh, hey, dude.
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Hey, hi. Are you, like,
an executive here or something?
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- Yeah.
- How you doing? My name's Chazz.
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Chazz Darvey.
Listen, I'm in this band, right,
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and we just cut
this incredibly sweet demo.
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I think you should hear it.
It'll put a shine on your stinger.
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I can't take that tape from you.
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It's called unsolicited material
and the lawyers would have a fit.
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Okay, but this is the real thing, man.
This is rock 'n' roll.
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None of that, you know, gimmicky stuff
that Milli Vanilli-- haircuts--
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Listen, I would love to hear it,
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but if it's unsolicited,
I can't touch it.
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Look, we've been trying to get
solicited. We play all the clubs and--
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Well, maybe a gimmick would help.
The cream always rises, okay?
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Super-duper.
Thanks.
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All right, dude.
Thanks--
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You again?!
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You just can't learn,
can you, scumbag?
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Take care now.
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Here's your tape.
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( Music playing )
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Hey.
How was your day?
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Barry is a tremendous asshole.
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He had this whole stack
of invoices
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and he made me
arrange them by date.
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- He's such a tweaker.
- Sucks.
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Did you mail the rent?
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You didn't leave me a stamp.
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Well, do you think maybe
you could've gone and bought one?
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Ow.
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Chazz!
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What the hell happened
to my makeup?
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Fell in the toilet.
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Shit.
Babe, come on.
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I told you not to leave it on the tank.
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You ruined my makeup, you butt!
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What is this attitude, Kayla, huh?
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Do you know what
I've been through today?
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I guess you woke up
when the sun was warm
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and rode your Harley
up and down Melrose
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impressing all
the 15-year-old girls, right?
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I was down at Palatine Records.
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That's where I was.
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Really?
What happened?
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I had a meeting
with a big record executive.
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What did he say?
Why didn't you tell me?
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Well, we talked about solicitation
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and guy said
he'd snap us up in a second
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if it weren't for the lawyers
being such dingleberries.
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Did he like the tape?
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I was just about to give it to him
and then a security guard showed up
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and ruined everything, man.
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- Come on.
- Please.
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Hey, it's true.
Look, I'm making really good contacts.
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I am. When they hear this song,
they're gonna go apeshit.
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It's just gonna take some time,
Kayla, all right?
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- What's the big deal?
- The "big deal"
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is that I'm doing
the bullshit work
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and you're living
the rock 'n' roll life.
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I wanna live the life, too.
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I'm doing this for us.
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Come on, babe.
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You know that once I make it,
you got a free ride.
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I'm gonna treat you like gold.
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Chazz, it's been months.
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Maybe you should get a job.
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This-- this is my job, okay?
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I am trying managers,
record executives,
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club owners, that's hard work.
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You get to sit in a nice office all day
smoking and drinking coffee.
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'(yells )
' ( grunts)
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- This is bullshit!
- Oh, my snout.
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You bastard!
I hate you.
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You are nobody
and you are never gonna be anybody.
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I can't believe this. You're treating me
like some neckless goober
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after I wrote this song for you?
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Oh, you wrote that song
before you even met me.
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- So.
- So...
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get out!
Get out now!
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- Man, I'm not taking--
- Get lost!
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' Okay, okay, okay, okay. Kayla?!
- Go! Keep going!
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- Lighten up.
- You poser.
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I always knew you were a loser!
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Everyone warned me!
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I hate your music!
I always have!
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She booted you out again, huh?
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What a bitch.
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I mean, that that happened.
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Hey, it don't mean squat, man.
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She's gonna be jonesing
six months from now
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when we're on the cover of "Rip"
magazine looking all... cool.
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- Shut up.
- Just saying.
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- Rex.
- What?
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I told you to stock the endcaps
and mop the employee lounge.
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Too late, Zachary,
I'm outta here.
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- I'm gonna tell old man Covington.
- Oh, be quiet.
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- Hey, Chazz, what's up?
- What's up?
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- He's moving in with us for awhile.
- Get outta here, man.
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That's great.
We can rock out after breakfast.
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Yeah, man, things are gonna start
happening to us.
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No matter what that chimp
from Palatine Records says.
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You see, that's just it.
That's the way you guys think.
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Think everything's
gonna happen to you.
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You gotta make it happen.
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How many practices
have you missed
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'cause you're cleaning up
some stiff's pool?
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Get in the truck, dingus.
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I'll be right there.
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Man, Chazz is right.
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All we gotta do is make
our own action, you know?
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That's the way it is, little bro.
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Do you think Tommy Lee
sat around and waited for the bus?
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Man, he hustled.
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That's how come he gets to live in
the Hills and pork Heather Locklear.
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Yeah, well, we got the look, man.
We're gonna be huge.
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Yeah, we're almost there.
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You know, Chazz says
once we get a record contract,
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they got these chicks
with breast implants
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that pick out your stage clothes.
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- ( Sneezes )
- Oh, dude, cover your mouth.
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You're shooting phlegm
all over my ass.
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- Say gesundheit.
- Slobberhead.
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I say it for you, man.
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Honey, I'm home.
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Hey, Pip, check this out.
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Oh, oh, the Incredible
Crash Dummies. Whoo!
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You must've five-fingered
most of the store by now.
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No, man. I mean, most of these guns
are discontinued anyway.
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Like this oozy water pistol's
from a flash battalion combat set.
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They got rid of it
because it looked too real.
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- Yo.
- Mama.
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Wow. Now you've got yourself
a whole arsenal here.
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( Siren blares )
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- What are you doing?
- Pepper sauce.
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Active ingredient: capsicum.
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You blast this in somebody's face
and they're all like,
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“Oh, oh?'
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If some Hollywood Boulevard trash
comes shimmying up the rain pipe...
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- Hey!
- Whoa!
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( Crowd cheering )
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Ian:
Listen up, you lowlifes!
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What the hell are we doing here
on a Thursday night?
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That's right, rock 'n' roll!
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Okay, we're here to party tonight
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with our little buddies
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the Suns of Thunder.
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Suns of Thunder, man,
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didn't we blow queens off the stage
at Chez Bang six months ago?
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So why don't all you little idiots
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press your faces
up against the speakers
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and blow your brains out?!
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Look at all this crap.
What do we give away first,
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the hats or the hair care products?
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Girls, you wanna get us
a couple drinks, please?
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I like this one, baby! Ow!
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Ooh, serious bumper.
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You wanna punch it up a little bit, Ian?
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You're about as spunky
as a corpse out there.
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The Suns of Thunder,
for Christ's sake?
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Pablum. How can you even
tell these bands apart?
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I read the trades.
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First of all,
I'd like to say thanks to Ian
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and Rebel Radio
for playing our single
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and basically getting us signed.
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- Is this on?
- ( feedback )
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♪ Don't hate me ♪
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Look at them stupid pantaloons
they're wearing.
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That's what we gotta do.
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Well, it looks like they're carrying
a load in them pants.
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No, they played
their song on the radio
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and they got an album and everything.
That's what we gotta do.
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♪ Your lips are full,
your head is empty ♪
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♪ This faded valentine
is what you sent me. ♪
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Look, all we've got to do is get them
to play the tape and we're golden.
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This is never gonna work.
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Pip, damn it,
what is your problem?
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Remember that guy
"Doper" Greg?
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Remember that guy, man?
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He used to blow bong hits
in his iguana's face
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and try to make the thing
watch cartoons with him all the time.
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So what?
Will you shut up?
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Chazz:
Just get to the point. What?
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Well, he won this radio giveaway.
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And when he went down to the station,
they wouldn't let him in the building.
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It was, like, this total
security building.
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They slide his tickets
through this little slot
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with, like, salad tong things.
242
00:12:37,883 --> 00:12:40,093
Oh, so just because that anus
couldn't get in,
243
00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:42,929
- does that mean that we can't?
- Anybody gives us any static,
244
00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:46,016
- I shove this in their face.
- Ah!
245
00:12:47,017 --> 00:12:49,686
Yeah, but remember that fat kid
on "Hard Copy" with the toy gun?
246
00:12:49,853 --> 00:12:52,022
The cop zapped him
with a Taser until he went bald.
247
00:12:52,189 --> 00:12:54,691
But then he sued 'em for a million bucks
when his pubes wouldn't grow in.
248
00:12:54,858 --> 00:12:57,861
Still got no hair on his balls, man.
249
00:13:06,411 --> 00:13:08,246
Rex:
Go to the back.
250
00:13:18,215 --> 00:13:20,383
( Video game music playing )
251
00:13:33,563 --> 00:13:36,233
- It's locked.
- Pip, give me your bank card.
252
00:13:38,360 --> 00:13:39,569
- Yeah.
- Come on, let's go.
253
00:13:39,736 --> 00:13:42,405
- I'll get this door open.
- Let's go, let's go, let's go.
254
00:13:44,658 --> 00:13:46,785
Piece of cake.
Watch this.
255
00:13:47,869 --> 00:13:50,205
- What's your secret code?
- Huh? What for?
256
00:13:50,372 --> 00:13:54,251
- That's how these things work.
- I can't tell you my code.
257
00:13:54,417 --> 00:13:56,920
Will you get over there
and tell him the code and hurry up.
258
00:13:57,087 --> 00:13:59,756
- You punch in the code, okay?
- Okay, all right.
259
00:14:01,383 --> 00:14:03,260
( Keypad beeping )
260
00:14:03,426 --> 00:14:05,679
Please, don't look.
261
00:14:12,143 --> 00:14:14,312
Hey!
The thing took my card!
262
00:14:14,479 --> 00:14:17,399
Shit.
All right, stand back.
263
00:14:17,566 --> 00:14:18,817
What are you doing, MacGyver?
264
00:14:21,945 --> 00:14:23,738
Open it up,
I'm gonna short-circuit it.
265
00:14:23,905 --> 00:14:25,615
Nah.
266
00:14:25,782 --> 00:14:28,118
Oh, man, we almost got in.
That's too bad, let's get going.
267
00:14:28,285 --> 00:14:30,579
Hey, Pip, you backstabber.
What are you, quitting out on us?
268
00:14:30,745 --> 00:14:32,706
- What? The door's locked.
- Oh, man, you're such a flake.
269
00:14:32,873 --> 00:14:34,207
You don't even care
about this band, do you?
270
00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:36,209
You run around in the apartment
all day in your "fudgies."
271
00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:37,502
- That's not true!
- It is, too!
272
00:14:37,669 --> 00:14:39,796
I always gotta tell you to put pants on
when somebody comes over.
273
00:14:39,963 --> 00:14:42,257
- He's making this up!
- Will you both shut up?!
274
00:14:42,424 --> 00:14:45,218
Please!
Okay, you're brothers, all right?
275
00:14:45,385 --> 00:14:46,761
Come on, man,
we ain't locked out yet.
276
00:14:46,928 --> 00:14:48,430
- Stay here, Pip.
- Ah!
277
00:14:48,597 --> 00:14:50,807
You got a big mouth, man!
278
00:14:54,185 --> 00:14:56,146
Hey, Pip.
279
00:15:07,115 --> 00:15:08,825
( Screams )
280
00:15:08,992 --> 00:15:10,535
Oh, my God.
281
00:15:12,913 --> 00:15:15,457
Pip, Pip!
282
00:15:15,624 --> 00:15:18,251
Oh, my-- here.
283
00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:19,669
Are you all right?
284
00:15:19,836 --> 00:15:22,714
'Cause I'm really sorry.
I just came out for a cigarette.
285
00:15:22,881 --> 00:15:24,549
It's all right,
don't worry about it.
286
00:15:24,716 --> 00:15:28,136
'Cause I'm really sorry.
I just came out and bonk.
287
00:15:31,181 --> 00:15:33,558
- Hi.
- Hi.
288
00:15:33,725 --> 00:15:35,518
Man:
Suzzi, caller 50 needs some tickets.
289
00:15:35,685 --> 00:15:38,188
Um, shit.
I gotta go.
290
00:15:38,355 --> 00:15:39,940
Bye.
291
00:15:41,775 --> 00:15:43,568
Yes!
Sweetness!
292
00:15:45,570 --> 00:15:47,530
Come on.
293
00:15:54,204 --> 00:15:55,872
There we go.
294
00:15:59,709 --> 00:16:01,211
Ian:
Tired of getting burned too close?
295
00:16:01,378 --> 00:16:03,213
Tired of losing your women
to suave rockers...
296
00:16:06,174 --> 00:16:07,717
You wanna make a change, right?
297
00:16:07,884 --> 00:16:09,719
If you wanna get serious
about your look,
298
00:16:09,886 --> 00:16:11,554
get to the Hair Bomb on Melrose.
299
00:16:11,721 --> 00:16:13,473
- What the--
- Huh?
300
00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:15,976
- See, it's all there.
- Oh.
301
00:16:16,142 --> 00:16:18,603
Ian: Coloring, razor cuts,
popcorn, perms, and weaves.
302
00:16:18,770 --> 00:16:20,563
It brings out the rock star in you.
303
00:16:20,730 --> 00:16:23,066
Well, this is beautiful.
304
00:16:23,233 --> 00:16:25,402
Well, I try to be a team player.
305
00:16:25,568 --> 00:16:28,238
Oh, I'm gonna need you
to come in tomorrow.
306
00:16:28,405 --> 00:16:31,408
I'm cutting loose a lot of deadweight.
There's gonna be a lot going on here.
307
00:16:31,574 --> 00:16:34,786
- Oh, boy.
- Problem?
308
00:16:34,953 --> 00:16:39,416
Well, I've been having
a little bit of, um, itching
309
00:16:39,582 --> 00:16:42,585
on my, um...
310
00:16:42,752 --> 00:16:45,171
- I mean, it could be hemorrhoids.
- I don't wanna hear that, Gary.
311
00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:47,215
No, I know, I know.
It's just that I made an appointment
312
00:16:47,382 --> 00:16:48,675
with my proctologist
313
00:16:48,842 --> 00:16:51,553
to get some type of cream
or something.
314
00:16:51,720 --> 00:16:54,097
So you're gonna leave me
high and dry, huh?
315
00:16:54,264 --> 00:16:55,932
Oh, that's a nice team attitude.
316
00:16:56,975 --> 00:17:00,895
Well, I, um, suppose I could
come in for most of Saturday.
317
00:17:01,062 --> 00:17:02,564
- And Sunday.
- Well, yeah, yeah.
318
00:17:02,731 --> 00:17:06,943
Now, when are you planning on
breaking this to everyone?
319
00:17:07,110 --> 00:17:10,655
Well, I thought I'd wait
for exactly the right moment.
320
00:17:10,822 --> 00:17:12,907
I mean, these things require
321
00:17:13,074 --> 00:17:15,243
a certain measure of delicacy.
322
00:17:15,410 --> 00:17:16,536
( Rock music playing )
323
00:17:16,703 --> 00:17:22,292
♪ Are you ready to rumble? ♪
324
00:17:22,459 --> 00:17:25,587
Ian: Sunday, Sunday, Sunday. It's swamp
motorcycle racing at its best.
325
00:17:25,754 --> 00:17:29,424
The USSBA brings the ultimate action,
swamp-race action.
326
00:17:29,591 --> 00:17:31,968
60,000 cubic feet of muddy slop...
327
00:17:32,135 --> 00:17:34,512
Hey.
328
00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:38,975
We're a band.
329
00:17:39,142 --> 00:17:41,227
Oh, of course,
the Partridge Family.
330
00:17:41,394 --> 00:17:44,647
- Which one of you is Laurie?
-( laughs )
331
00:17:44,814 --> 00:17:47,442
- Get out.
- Listen, we just came down
332
00:17:47,609 --> 00:17:48,818
to talk to you about our demo tape.
333
00:17:48,985 --> 00:17:51,112
We were wondering if maybe
you could set us up, you know?
334
00:17:51,279 --> 00:17:54,407
- Like you did with the Sons of Thunder.
- How did you morons even get in here?
335
00:17:54,574 --> 00:17:56,367
They've got electronic locks
on all the doors.
336
00:17:56,534 --> 00:17:58,203
Well, we had to break in.
337
00:17:58,369 --> 00:18:00,914
You guys got this place sealed up
like a dolphin's butt.
338
00:18:01,081 --> 00:18:03,583
Watertight!
339
00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:06,836
Let me get this straight.
340
00:18:08,797 --> 00:18:11,299
You guys are an unsigned band,
341
00:18:11,466 --> 00:18:15,470
and you broke into the radio station
to get your demo played on the air?
342
00:18:15,637 --> 00:18:18,056
That's about the slow and skinny of it.
343
00:18:18,223 --> 00:18:23,812
And what sound are you megastars
of the future hip to?
344
00:18:23,978 --> 00:18:25,897
What is your musical vibe?
345
00:18:26,064 --> 00:18:27,649
- Well...
- That's a good question.
346
00:18:27,816 --> 00:18:30,985
- We could play anything.
- Not that slap-bass noise. I hate that.
347
00:18:31,152 --> 00:18:33,321
All:
It's more like a power slop.
348
00:18:33,488 --> 00:18:34,906
We don't like
to limit ourselves to labels.
349
00:18:35,073 --> 00:18:37,867
Chazz: Yeah, I mean,
there's always someone out there
350
00:18:38,034 --> 00:18:41,121
who always wants to lump you together
with the other long-haired buttholes,
351
00:18:41,287 --> 00:18:43,706
but this is one of the things
that we're struggling against.
352
00:18:43,873 --> 00:18:45,834
I'm telling you, it is tough.
353
00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:49,879
- This guy knows.
- I got booted out of Palatine Records,
354
00:18:50,046 --> 00:18:52,132
my girlfriend kicks me out
of the apartment...
355
00:18:52,298 --> 00:18:55,301
Well, I'm sorry.
I'm just trying to conjure up
356
00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:58,555
the kind of woman
who would go out with you.
357
00:18:58,721 --> 00:19:00,306
Chazz:
She's not like what you'd think.
358
00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:03,309
She's actually really cool
and, well--
359
00:19:03,476 --> 00:19:05,270
I guess what it all
comes down to is that
360
00:19:05,436 --> 00:19:08,189
we really care about each other
and I screwed up.
361
00:19:08,356 --> 00:19:10,275
She's been there for me,
practically from the beginning.
362
00:19:10,441 --> 00:19:14,070
I think I let her down,
but I still want us to be tight.
363
00:19:14,237 --> 00:19:16,239
Uh-oh, I think we're busted.
364
00:19:16,406 --> 00:19:18,116
What did I do now?
365
00:19:18,283 --> 00:19:20,577
Get these guys out.
Are we still on air?
366
00:19:20,743 --> 00:19:23,079
Listen, Milo,
I get six minutes of talk time an hour.
367
00:19:23,246 --> 00:19:26,457
- What do you care how I spend them?
- Get these morons off the air.
368
00:19:26,624 --> 00:19:28,585
- I'm warning you, Ian.
- Rex: Ease up, Grumpy.
369
00:19:28,751 --> 00:19:31,337
- Somebody gave you a break once.
- Even though you're a goon.
370
00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:34,591
I say we make this an open forum.
Let's hear the man out.
371
00:19:34,757 --> 00:19:37,760
Go ahead, Conan. Explain to Milo
why we should play your tape.
372
00:19:37,927 --> 00:19:40,221
I'm not pulling pud here, all right?
373
00:19:40,388 --> 00:19:44,601
My entire life force is on this tape
and I don't know what else to say.
374
00:19:44,767 --> 00:19:47,896
- Come on, man, can you give us a shot?
- How can you say no to that?
375
00:19:48,062 --> 00:19:51,107
You're on thin ice, Ian.
You're not untouchable.
376
00:19:51,274 --> 00:19:53,484
- You think you are, but you're not.
- Get out of my booth.
377
00:19:53,651 --> 00:19:55,278
Without me, you don't have
any ratings.
378
00:19:55,445 --> 00:19:56,571
We'll see about that.
379
00:19:56,738 --> 00:19:58,740
Let's go. Out!
All you losers, come on.
380
00:19:58,907 --> 00:20:00,450
Get your hands off me, Jackson.
381
00:20:00,617 --> 00:20:02,327
You wanna try
getting physical with me?
382
00:20:02,493 --> 00:20:04,954
Listen, you shaved ape.
383
00:20:05,121 --> 00:20:07,498
I could make a phone call and have you
picking up garbage on the freeway
384
00:20:07,665 --> 00:20:09,792
for the rest of the decade.
You wanna get smart with me?
385
00:20:09,959 --> 00:20:13,922
Try it. I will not be pushed around
by Hollywood Boulevard trash like you.
386
00:20:14,088 --> 00:20:16,257
I'm trash?
387
00:20:16,424 --> 00:20:18,843
What, do you think
you're better than me? Huh?
388
00:20:19,010 --> 00:20:21,471
- Oops.
- He's got a gun! He's got a gun!
389
00:20:21,638 --> 00:20:23,973
Hey, stop squirming, pussy!
390
00:20:24,140 --> 00:20:25,975
I'll fill your face so full of lead,
391
00:20:26,142 --> 00:20:29,103
you'll be shitting bullets for a week,
you no-dick loser!
392
00:20:29,270 --> 00:20:31,314
- Come on, Rex.
- Shut up.
393
00:20:31,481 --> 00:20:34,192
Ian, you wanna talk to these fellas?
394
00:20:34,359 --> 00:20:37,070
- What do you suggest?
- Say something. They like you.
395
00:20:37,237 --> 00:20:40,240
Shut up, dick-smoke!
Chazz, come on.
396
00:20:42,825 --> 00:20:45,036
All right. Look, I know
you would've been cool,
397
00:20:45,203 --> 00:20:47,288
but then this penis
had to step in and get heavy.
398
00:20:47,455 --> 00:20:49,499
Look, all we wanna do is to be heard,
and then we're outta here.
399
00:20:49,666 --> 00:20:51,918
Believe me, I understand.
Just cool it, huh?
400
00:20:52,085 --> 00:20:54,629
Buddy, why don't you cut your losses?
You're in over your head.
401
00:20:54,796 --> 00:20:56,506
- You don't know what you're doing!
- Shut your face!
402
00:20:56,673 --> 00:21:00,134
Just shut your stupid face!
I know exactly what I'm doing!
403
00:21:00,301 --> 00:21:02,345
There's the whole problem
with you guys.
404
00:21:02,512 --> 00:21:05,139
You think because you got some
big job that you know something.
405
00:21:05,306 --> 00:21:08,768
Wrong! You got Haggar slacks and
you got your stylish little pony-nub.
406
00:21:08,935 --> 00:21:10,603
- Bet it ain't even real.
- Ow!
407
00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:13,022
Ian: Hey, hey, hey.
Just cool it, huh?
408
00:21:16,025 --> 00:21:19,279
Hey, guys,
we're all rock 'n' rollers here.
409
00:21:19,445 --> 00:21:22,198
You look like half a butt-puppet that--
410
00:21:22,365 --> 00:21:25,702
do you know what it's like to be
on the bill and to play for 15 minutes
411
00:21:25,868 --> 00:21:28,538
and the only people there are
the other bands and their girlfriends?
412
00:21:28,705 --> 00:21:30,415
Don't talk to me about rock 'n' roll!
413
00:21:30,581 --> 00:21:32,709
I'm out there in the clubs
and on the streets and I'm living it!
414
00:21:32,875 --> 00:21:34,252
I am rock 'n' roll!
415
00:21:34,419 --> 00:21:36,170
It's guys like you
and that Jimmie Wing
416
00:21:36,337 --> 00:21:38,589
down at Palatine
that ruin everything for everyone...
417
00:21:38,756 --> 00:21:41,009
Jimmy, Jimmy, they're talking
about you on KPPX.
418
00:21:41,175 --> 00:21:43,219
Come here.
419
00:21:43,386 --> 00:21:45,471
...then you realize there's a million
of these Jimmie Wing
420
00:21:45,638 --> 00:21:47,056
yuppie bone-smugglers out there.
421
00:21:47,223 --> 00:21:49,475
These guys are running the industry
422
00:21:49,642 --> 00:21:52,729
and they don't know
a damn thing about rock 'n' roll!
423
00:21:56,065 --> 00:21:57,692
Okay.
424
00:22:00,778 --> 00:22:04,115
- Hello. Police.
- Now I'll tell you what,
425
00:22:04,282 --> 00:22:05,658
Mr. Program Director Man,
426
00:22:05,825 --> 00:22:07,744
you put our goddamn tape on the air
right now 'cause we spent
427
00:22:07,910 --> 00:22:09,704
a lot of money on this thing
and it's gonna get some airplay
428
00:22:09,871 --> 00:22:11,748
or my man's gonna
gank you here and now!
429
00:22:11,914 --> 00:22:14,709
- Shit, yeah.
- Well, let's not go ganking anyone.
430
00:22:14,876 --> 00:22:18,338
- Um, if we play the tape, will you go?
- That's all we need, d-cheese.
431
00:22:18,504 --> 00:22:20,965
Play the thing, Milo.
Do what he says.
432
00:22:21,132 --> 00:22:25,386
- Play it! What are you waiting for?
- Sorry about all this.
433
00:22:25,553 --> 00:22:27,430
- Enjoy.
- I can't wait.
434
00:22:27,597 --> 00:22:29,474
We can't play this tape.
435
00:22:29,640 --> 00:22:31,851
We're only set up
for CDs and cassettes.
436
00:22:32,018 --> 00:22:34,854
Chazz, I said we should've
brought a cassette.
437
00:22:35,021 --> 00:22:36,564
A cassette dub
knocks out the low end
438
00:22:36,731 --> 00:22:39,067
and it makes my background vocal sound
like someone's stepping on my nuts.
439
00:22:39,233 --> 00:22:40,693
God. Mr. Perfectionist.
440
00:22:40,860 --> 00:22:43,404
You quit necking on me, you femmes.
All we got was a quarter-inch.
441
00:22:43,571 --> 00:22:45,448
There's gotta be a reel-to-reel
around here somewhere.
442
00:22:45,615 --> 00:22:47,533
Go find it.
It's a radio station.
443
00:22:50,203 --> 00:22:51,996
Yeah. That's it there.
444
00:22:54,665 --> 00:22:57,418
Milo, didn't I tell you to knock
when you come in my office?
445
00:22:57,585 --> 00:23:00,797
Just keep quiet and get that
reel-to-reel deck down to the booth.
446
00:23:00,963 --> 00:23:03,591
Oh, gonna tell me to shut up now?
Uh-huh, Uh-huh.
447
00:23:03,758 --> 00:23:06,636
See, a brother can't open his mouth
without the white man slap him down.
448
00:23:06,803 --> 00:23:09,180
Just do it, Marcus!
449
00:23:10,390 --> 00:23:11,724
Damn.
450
00:23:20,900 --> 00:23:22,443
White man with a gun.
451
00:23:22,610 --> 00:23:26,656
Same shit been happenin' to my people
for 425-some-odd years.
452
00:23:26,823 --> 00:23:29,659
Hey, you like working here, man?
453
00:23:31,077 --> 00:23:33,329
We're down, man.
Hendrix was God.
454
00:23:33,496 --> 00:23:35,665
You wanna take a step back?
455
00:23:35,832 --> 00:23:37,458
You're standing on my dick, man.
456
00:23:37,625 --> 00:23:40,086
Yeah, I've seen Anthrax
and Public Enemy.
457
00:23:40,253 --> 00:23:42,755
That was out of control, man.
Together, you know.
458
00:23:42,922 --> 00:23:46,968
- You catch that one, G?
- Don't call me G.
459
00:23:47,135 --> 00:23:49,095
- What do you want me to call you?
- Hey, come on.
460
00:23:49,262 --> 00:23:51,222
All right, that's it.
461
00:23:51,389 --> 00:23:53,683
I can't wait for you to put
that gun down, 'cause when you do,
462
00:23:53,850 --> 00:23:55,518
you and me, me and you,
we're gonna throw down.
463
00:23:55,685 --> 00:23:58,479
That's right.
We're gonna get serious. Mano a swine.
464
00:23:58,646 --> 00:24:00,815
Hey, look, you, just shut
your piehole and keep working.
465
00:24:00,982 --> 00:24:04,569
Piehole? What's that supposed to be,
some kind of cracker slang?
466
00:24:09,449 --> 00:24:11,367
Rex:
Come on, let's go.
467
00:24:28,426 --> 00:24:30,470
Ooh! Ooh!
468
00:24:34,390 --> 00:24:36,559
You can't smoke here, babe.
469
00:24:36,726 --> 00:24:38,519
Yeah?
What am I doin' now?
470
00:24:38,686 --> 00:24:41,397
You should put it out.
The smoke could damage the equipment.
471
00:24:41,564 --> 00:24:45,067
No, shit.
472
00:24:46,611 --> 00:24:48,613
- Are you ready?
- Almost.
473
00:24:48,779 --> 00:24:50,698
Okay, give us a real nice intro.
474
00:24:50,865 --> 00:24:53,910
And don't say anything about
us having a gun to your head.
475
00:24:54,076 --> 00:24:58,748
- Okay, who are you guys?
- My name's Pip.
476
00:24:58,915 --> 00:25:02,210
- The band. The band name.
- Sorry about that.
477
00:25:02,376 --> 00:25:05,046
- He doesn't wear a helmet, does he?
- It's right there on the box.
478
00:25:05,213 --> 00:25:09,592
- Read it.
- "The Lone Rangers." That's original.
479
00:25:09,759 --> 00:25:12,970
How can you pluralize
"The Lone Ranger"?
480
00:25:13,137 --> 00:25:16,599
- What's wrong with that?
- Well, there's three of you.
481
00:25:16,766 --> 00:25:21,020
You're not exactly lone.
Shouldn't you be The Three Rangers?
482
00:25:23,773 --> 00:25:25,608
No idea what
you're saying right now.
483
00:25:26,776 --> 00:25:28,819
- You lost me.
- Forget about it, Ian.
484
00:25:28,986 --> 00:25:30,488
- Just play the thing!
- Yeah, forget it.
485
00:25:30,655 --> 00:25:34,492
- Come on, just play it.
- Listen up, guppies,
486
00:25:34,659 --> 00:25:37,703
Ian the Shark is back
and have I got a surprise for you.
487
00:25:37,870 --> 00:25:40,414
I've got goose bumps, frankly--
488
00:25:40,581 --> 00:25:43,125
for the first time ever,
I'm willing to bet,
489
00:25:43,292 --> 00:25:44,794
here's that hit single by
490
00:25:44,961 --> 00:25:48,839
The Lone Rangers.
491
00:25:49,006 --> 00:25:51,092
( Music playing )
492
00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:06,440
Turn it off! Come on, man.
What did you do?
493
00:26:06,607 --> 00:26:08,234
What did you do?
What did you do to it?
494
00:26:08,401 --> 00:26:11,028
Hey, I didn't do anything. Tonto
must have loaded the tape in wrong.
495
00:26:11,195 --> 00:26:13,823
Hey, your machine
dilapidated it, man.
496
00:26:13,990 --> 00:26:15,950
- Hey!
- Chazz: What?!
497
00:26:16,117 --> 00:26:19,370
Oh! What! Hey!
498
00:26:19,537 --> 00:26:21,998
- Hey, that's my jacket!
- Put it out!
499
00:26:22,164 --> 00:26:23,833
Please!
500
00:26:25,459 --> 00:26:27,336
Oh, man.
The demo's wasted.
501
00:26:27,503 --> 00:26:28,713
Well, what are we gonna do now?
502
00:26:28,879 --> 00:26:30,423
Run!
503
00:26:32,300 --> 00:26:34,885
It's the inbreeding.
504
00:26:37,179 --> 00:26:38,848
Go, go, g0, g0, 90, 90, 9°!
505
00:26:49,609 --> 00:26:51,777
- Oh, man.
- How'd they know we were here?
506
00:26:51,944 --> 00:26:54,322
I don't know.
I don't know. Okay.
507
00:26:54,488 --> 00:26:57,992
Look, maybe they're just on patrol.
All right, we didn't do nothing, right?
508
00:26:59,952 --> 00:27:02,538
- What?
- You go.
509
00:27:02,705 --> 00:27:04,790
You guys suck.
510
00:27:04,957 --> 00:27:07,627
Everything's going to be all right.
511
00:27:07,793 --> 00:27:11,505
♪ Distract him for a moment
from the scary-looking man ♪
512
00:27:11,672 --> 00:27:16,969
♪ Baby, do you wanna dance? ♪
513
00:27:19,555 --> 00:27:20,890
♪ Where'd I wake up now? ♪
514
00:27:21,057 --> 00:27:23,392
♪ He wanders in his diapers
in the dark ♪
515
00:27:23,559 --> 00:27:25,227
♪ The question
he can't seem to change ♪
516
00:27:25,394 --> 00:27:27,271
♪ And do I sing or do I bark? ♪
517
00:27:27,438 --> 00:27:30,566
♪ Two-dimensions,
dancing in the street ♪
518
00:27:30,733 --> 00:27:34,445
♪ But Baby Huey starts to cry alone
beneath the sheets... ♪
519
00:27:34,612 --> 00:27:36,113
Let me in! Let me in!
520
00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:39,450
I don't wanna go to jail.
I'm fragile.
521
00:27:43,913 --> 00:27:46,624
Move it! Go!
522
00:27:47,708 --> 00:27:49,001
Ah!
523
00:27:56,550 --> 00:27:58,177
Shit!
We're surrounded.
524
00:27:58,344 --> 00:28:01,180
Why don't we just go out there, man,
and give ourselves up?
525
00:28:01,347 --> 00:28:03,474
- We could say we were joking around.
- Real smart.
526
00:28:03,641 --> 00:28:05,518
They'll cart us off before
you can say "Rudolph Redpecker".
527
00:28:05,685 --> 00:28:08,437
Well, you didn't have to break out
the gun. What the hell were you doing?
528
00:28:08,604 --> 00:28:10,314
What was I supposed to do?
They wouldn't play the tape.
529
00:28:10,481 --> 00:28:11,941
- You didn't have to do that!
- Shut up.
530
00:28:12,108 --> 00:28:14,235
- You shut up!
- Both of you shut up, you dicks!
531
00:28:14,402 --> 00:28:15,945
Okay, if we go outside, we get roped.
We know that.
532
00:28:16,112 --> 00:28:17,947
All right, we stay in here
and we figure it out.
533
00:28:18,114 --> 00:28:19,949
Excuse me?
534
00:28:20,116 --> 00:28:21,951
- More people. Okay.
- Jesus.
535
00:28:22,118 --> 00:28:24,620
All right, we get everyone, we round 'em
up, we put them in the station
536
00:28:24,787 --> 00:28:26,288
and nobody leaves
until we figure this out.
537
00:28:26,455 --> 00:28:29,709
What was she
on the Clydesdale scale?
538
00:28:29,875 --> 00:28:31,836
Yeah, that's where you gotta figure
how many Clydesdales
539
00:28:32,002 --> 00:28:33,963
it'd take to tear off your face.
540
00:28:34,130 --> 00:28:36,132
- Yeah, imagine--
- Later.
541
00:28:36,298 --> 00:28:38,467
Let's go.
542
00:28:38,634 --> 00:28:42,012
I knew from looking at him
that he was a bomb about to go off.
543
00:28:42,179 --> 00:28:45,349
A big fat media bomb!
544
00:28:45,516 --> 00:28:47,643
They're gonna be
all over the news now.
545
00:28:47,810 --> 00:28:50,980
"Time" magazine,
"Larry King Live."
546
00:28:51,147 --> 00:28:53,941
If the song's in English,
it's a gold record at least.
547
00:28:54,108 --> 00:28:56,026
Come on, come on.
Let's go.
548
00:28:57,653 --> 00:29:00,448
- Hi again.
- Hi.
549
00:29:00,614 --> 00:29:03,576
Hey, hey. You guys think
you're gonna waste anybody?
550
00:29:03,743 --> 00:29:06,412
'Cause if you are,
pop Milo first.
551
00:29:06,579 --> 00:29:08,748
- That guy's a bozo deluxe.
- Uh-huh, go.
552
00:29:21,260 --> 00:29:24,096
Just gonna lay low
until this thing blows over.
553
00:29:27,683 --> 00:29:30,519
Argh! Argh!
554
00:29:39,028 --> 00:29:41,197
All right, everybody
on the floor right now.
555
00:29:44,033 --> 00:29:47,453
Do you mind if I sit in a chair?
I don't wanna get all cruddy.
556
00:29:47,620 --> 00:29:49,914
Uh, yeah.
557
00:29:50,080 --> 00:29:53,417
- Thank you.
- Eh, if she doesn't sit on the floor,
558
00:29:53,584 --> 00:29:56,128
- I don't know why I have to.
- You heard the man.
559
00:29:56,295 --> 00:29:59,215
- Hit the deck or I smoke you.
- Sit down on the floor now!
560
00:29:59,381 --> 00:30:01,884
Everybody else gets to sit
in a chair except for you.
561
00:30:06,347 --> 00:30:08,390
Are we--
are we still on the air?
562
00:30:14,271 --> 00:30:16,023
( Siren blaring )
563
00:30:24,782 --> 00:30:26,408
- Have you made contact?
- No, Sergeant.
564
00:30:26,575 --> 00:30:28,118
One guy came out,
but he went back in.
565
00:30:28,285 --> 00:30:31,163
Have Dispatch give us their number.
Let's give 'em a call.
566
00:30:31,330 --> 00:30:32,748
You getting all this, Wilson?
567
00:30:32,915 --> 00:30:35,793
Establish contact,
make sure it's not a false alarm.
568
00:30:35,960 --> 00:30:38,003
I know the procedure.
569
00:30:41,507 --> 00:30:45,219
- Could I get something to eat, man?
- You hungry, buddy?
570
00:30:45,386 --> 00:30:48,639
- Hey, Chazz? Chazz?
- What?
571
00:30:57,940 --> 00:31:01,569
- Why is everyone staring at me?
- That guy says he's hungry.
572
00:31:01,735 --> 00:31:04,071
Who gives a shit?!
I'm trying to think here, okay?
573
00:31:04,238 --> 00:31:06,490
( Phone ringing )
574
00:31:14,790 --> 00:31:16,375
KPPX, where the action never stops.
575
00:31:16,542 --> 00:31:19,461
Oh, hi.
576
00:31:19,628 --> 00:31:23,215
Well, there's three psychotic
musicians in here with guns.
577
00:31:23,382 --> 00:31:26,802
How would you feel?
I have no idea.
578
00:31:26,969 --> 00:31:30,431
The leader?
Hold on.
579
00:31:31,599 --> 00:31:33,851
It's the police.
580
00:31:34,018 --> 00:31:36,312
They wanna talk to you.
581
00:31:38,939 --> 00:31:41,025
He doesn't wanna talk.
582
00:31:41,191 --> 00:31:42,651
What am I supposed to do, beg him?
583
00:31:42,818 --> 00:31:45,321
What are you doing
to get us out of here?
584
00:31:47,114 --> 00:31:49,283
Okay, fine.
585
00:31:50,492 --> 00:31:52,912
He wants you to go out
and talk to him.
586
00:31:53,078 --> 00:31:54,955
Bag that.
What for?
587
00:31:55,122 --> 00:31:56,665
He wants to know
what your demands are
588
00:31:56,832 --> 00:31:58,042
for releasing the hostages.
589
00:31:58,208 --> 00:31:59,668
Oh, my God!
590
00:31:59,835 --> 00:32:02,171
Demands?
What's he mean by "hostages"?
591
00:32:02,338 --> 00:32:05,132
I've got a reality check
for you, Curly.
592
00:32:05,299 --> 00:32:07,259
What you're doing
is a felony, maybe worse.
593
00:32:07,426 --> 00:32:10,012
- What are your demands?
- I don't want anything.
594
00:32:10,179 --> 00:32:11,764
I just don't wanna go outside.
595
00:32:11,931 --> 00:32:14,683
Okay.
Come here, come here.
596
00:32:15,893 --> 00:32:17,853
- What do we need?
- He needs a hockey stick
597
00:32:18,020 --> 00:32:19,647
up the backside of his head.
598
00:32:19,813 --> 00:32:22,358
Look, shut up, all right?
I'm warning you. Don't bring Chazz down!
599
00:32:22,524 --> 00:32:25,527
Thank you, Rex.
600
00:32:25,694 --> 00:32:29,156
All right.
Now, what do we want?
601
00:32:29,323 --> 00:32:31,825
Uh, Chazz?
602
00:32:34,453 --> 00:32:35,579
All right.
603
00:32:39,875 --> 00:32:41,710
( Chatter)
604
00:32:43,253 --> 00:32:46,465
- I like your hair.
- What's that?
605
00:32:46,632 --> 00:32:49,218
My name's Suzzi, with two Zs.
606
00:32:49,385 --> 00:32:51,261
- Oh, hi.
- Hi.
607
00:32:51,428 --> 00:32:53,555
So you, like, answer the phones
and all that stuff?
608
00:32:53,722 --> 00:32:57,726
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, for, like, six hours a day.
609
00:32:57,893 --> 00:33:01,271
- Oh, what a drag, huh?
- ( groans)
610
00:33:01,438 --> 00:33:04,108
Look, I understand you're trying
to make a statement here,
611
00:33:04,274 --> 00:33:05,985
but this is getting out of hand.
612
00:33:06,151 --> 00:33:08,153
Hey, come on, man, you know
where I'm coming from, huh?
613
00:33:08,320 --> 00:33:11,407
- Hey, come on, be a sport, will ya?
- All right, but can we move this along?
614
00:33:11,573 --> 00:33:13,701
Now, why did you come here?
615
00:33:13,867 --> 00:33:17,454
I came here for a lousy three minutes
and 31 seconds of airplay.
616
00:33:17,621 --> 00:33:19,331
- That's it.
- Fine.
617
00:33:19,498 --> 00:33:21,500
Now there's cops outside with guns,
618
00:33:21,667 --> 00:33:23,836
and you're holding
people hostage, right?
619
00:33:24,003 --> 00:33:26,005
- Uh, yeah.
- On top of that,
620
00:33:26,171 --> 00:33:28,632
your tape is destroyed.
621
00:33:28,799 --> 00:33:32,052
So there's only one thing
that you can do.
622
00:33:35,222 --> 00:33:38,058
Get the other copy of the demo.
623
00:33:40,102 --> 00:33:41,520
Rex.
624
00:33:49,778 --> 00:33:50,988
Bastard !
625
00:33:54,283 --> 00:33:56,952
Answering machine: You called
on the phone, but we're not at home.
626
00:33:57,119 --> 00:33:59,371
- Kayla: Leave a message for Kayla.
- Chazz: Leave a message for Chazz.
627
00:33:59,538 --> 00:34:02,291
Both: We'll call you back soon,
so don't have a spaz!
628
00:34:02,458 --> 00:34:04,293
( Beeps )
629
00:34:04,460 --> 00:34:07,921
Come on, come on.
Stay back now! Back there!
630
00:34:08,088 --> 00:34:10,215
Hold it! Hold it!
631
00:34:10,382 --> 00:34:12,426
Okay, kid, I want you
to control this crowd.
632
00:34:12,593 --> 00:34:14,136
If any of these lookie-loos
give you any trouble,
633
00:34:14,303 --> 00:34:16,221
I want you to cuff 'em
and throw 'em in the squad car.
634
00:34:16,388 --> 00:34:18,390
Technically,
I can't do that, Sergeant.
635
00:34:18,557 --> 00:34:21,351
- The Civilian Review--
- I know what the Civilian Review
636
00:34:21,518 --> 00:34:24,563
Committee said, but they're not out here
doing crowd control, are they?
637
00:34:24,730 --> 00:34:26,315
Listen, when you're
in the line of fire,
638
00:34:26,482 --> 00:34:28,984
you do what's necessary
to get the job done.
639
00:34:29,151 --> 00:34:31,236
You don't break the law,
but occasionally you bend it.
640
00:34:31,403 --> 00:34:35,074
- When that time comes, you improvise.
- Yes, sir.
641
00:34:37,743 --> 00:34:39,119
Cover me.
642
00:34:40,829 --> 00:34:42,372
( Crowd cheers )
643
00:34:42,539 --> 00:34:45,542
Get your hands up over your head.
Get down on the pavement!
644
00:34:45,709 --> 00:34:46,877
- Get down!
- What the f...
645
00:34:47,044 --> 00:34:48,670
- Sergeant.
- What?
646
00:34:48,837 --> 00:34:52,508
You men, back off.
Get back, God damn it!
647
00:34:52,674 --> 00:34:55,260
Put those guns down.
It's okay.
648
00:34:55,427 --> 00:34:57,638
You can get up--
God damn it, get back!
649
00:34:57,805 --> 00:35:00,349
What the hell is this, man?!
You invited me to come out!
650
00:35:00,516 --> 00:35:02,142
Well, you just caught us
a little by surprise.
651
00:35:02,309 --> 00:35:04,394
I'm Sergeant O'Malley.
I'm here to work with you.
652
00:35:04,561 --> 00:35:06,230
- What's your name?
- Got my rhythm section inside
653
00:35:06,396 --> 00:35:08,607
- keepin' an eye on me.
- That's fine. Nobody's gonna hurt you.
654
00:35:08,774 --> 00:35:10,859
- Is everybody okay in there?
- They're all fine. My name's Chazz.
655
00:35:11,026 --> 00:35:13,821
Great.
It's good to meet you, Chazz.
656
00:35:13,987 --> 00:35:16,323
You tell me what I can do
to get you to end this.
657
00:35:16,490 --> 00:35:19,451
- You gotta find my tape.
- Sure, okay.
658
00:35:19,618 --> 00:35:21,495
- What kind of tape is it?
- It's a demo tape.
659
00:35:21,662 --> 00:35:24,039
- We wanna play it on the air.
- Is that what you want?
660
00:35:24,206 --> 00:35:26,542
You wanna play this tape on the radio,
then you'll come out?
661
00:35:26,708 --> 00:35:29,294
That's right.
The machine inside ate the original.
662
00:35:29,461 --> 00:35:31,463
My girlfriend's got
the only other copy.
663
00:35:31,630 --> 00:35:34,758
- Give me her number. I'll call her.
- lx-nay, dude. I already tried that.
664
00:35:34,925 --> 00:35:36,802
She's off for the night.
You're gonna have to find her.
665
00:35:36,969 --> 00:35:38,887
- Where is she?
- I don't know.
666
00:35:39,054 --> 00:35:41,223
Try the Strip somewhere.
Maybe the Whiskey.
667
00:35:41,390 --> 00:35:43,809
She's...
668
00:35:43,976 --> 00:35:47,521
she's totally pissed at me, but...
669
00:35:47,688 --> 00:35:51,108
Is that her?
She's a real looker.
670
00:35:51,275 --> 00:35:52,860
Yeah.
671
00:35:53,026 --> 00:35:56,363
Why don't black people like me?
672
00:35:56,530 --> 00:35:58,407
- Excuse me?
- It's just, you know,
673
00:35:58,574 --> 00:36:00,742
I listen to a lot of rap music
674
00:36:00,909 --> 00:36:02,911
and I know how angry
black people are
675
00:36:03,078 --> 00:36:06,331
and I feel bad, you know,
for all you guys gotta put up with.
676
00:36:06,498 --> 00:36:08,834
Well, that's very nice of you.
677
00:36:09,001 --> 00:36:11,253
How about when
you go into a store
678
00:36:11,420 --> 00:36:14,631
and all the clerks start starin' at you
like you're gonna rob the place
679
00:36:14,798 --> 00:36:16,592
and you're like,
"Hey, I just wanna buy something"?
680
00:36:16,758 --> 00:36:19,219
I'm sorry,
that's never happened to me.
681
00:36:19,386 --> 00:36:21,930
- Does that happen to you?
- Ah, no,
682
00:36:22,097 --> 00:36:25,267
but I'm just saying
that would be bad if it did.
683
00:36:25,434 --> 00:36:27,227
Look at Chazz out there
doing his thing.
684
00:36:27,394 --> 00:36:29,563
Listen, Chazz.
685
00:36:29,730 --> 00:36:32,065
This is gonna take some time, okay?
686
00:36:32,232 --> 00:36:34,234
Now you're gonna have to send out
one of the hostages
687
00:36:34,401 --> 00:36:35,944
just as a sign of good faith.
688
00:36:36,111 --> 00:36:37,571
- That's my rules.
- All right, fine.
689
00:36:37,738 --> 00:36:40,199
You have your orders, Chief.
Now get cracking.
690
00:36:42,409 --> 00:36:44,328
- ( Yells )
- ( crowd cheers )
691
00:36:49,499 --> 00:36:51,752
It's more like power slop,
but with an edge.
692
00:36:53,420 --> 00:36:55,797
Okay.
The cops are going to get Kayla.
693
00:36:55,964 --> 00:36:59,509
I cut a deal with them.
We've gotta send one person out.
694
00:36:59,676 --> 00:37:02,930
- Please.
- I'll go.
695
00:37:04,348 --> 00:37:06,016
- One of the hostages, doof.
- Sorry.
696
00:37:06,183 --> 00:37:09,394
But not me, man.
It's just too cool.
697
00:37:09,561 --> 00:37:12,439
Why don't we let Yvonne go, man?
She's very nice.
698
00:37:12,606 --> 00:37:13,941
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
699
00:37:14,107 --> 00:37:16,193
I don't see why you automatically
have to choose a woman.
700
00:37:16,360 --> 00:37:19,655
Well, it's kind of sexist,
don't you think?
701
00:37:19,821 --> 00:37:21,823
I mean, we could draw straws.
702
00:37:21,990 --> 00:37:24,409
- We could...
- Okay.
703
00:37:24,576 --> 00:37:27,621
Yvonne, get your shit and go. You'll be
home in time for "The Simpsons."
704
00:37:27,788 --> 00:37:32,000
- Marcus: Stay strong, sister.
- Pip: Congratulations.
705
00:37:32,167 --> 00:37:34,211
Hey, butterball,
706
00:37:34,378 --> 00:37:37,881
I think you're exceeding
the maximum weight limit for that belt.
707
00:37:45,013 --> 00:37:47,516
O'Malley:
Wilson, get over here!
708
00:37:51,228 --> 00:37:53,438
I'm sending out a suit on
the Sunset Strip for the girlfriend.
709
00:37:53,605 --> 00:37:56,525
I want you there to supervise.
710
00:37:56,692 --> 00:37:58,485
Whoa.
711
00:37:58,652 --> 00:38:03,240
Oh, God. Oh, God.
Oh, God. Oh, God.
712
00:38:11,540 --> 00:38:14,209
Whoa!
713
00:38:20,507 --> 00:38:22,301
Whoa, look, we got fans.
714
00:38:22,467 --> 00:38:25,095
I didn't know that many people
knew who we were.
715
00:38:25,262 --> 00:38:27,097
- Hey, hold this. Thanks.
- ( crowd cheering )
716
00:38:27,264 --> 00:38:29,641
Hey!
717
00:38:42,362 --> 00:38:45,449
- I'm gonna miss Yvonne.
- Let me tell you something.
718
00:38:45,615 --> 00:38:47,409
Don't be chitchatting
with these people, man.
719
00:38:47,576 --> 00:38:49,286
They're not your buddies,
they're your hostages.
720
00:38:49,453 --> 00:38:51,246
I was just trying to be nice.
721
00:38:51,413 --> 00:38:54,249
Yeah, I know, but then every time
you tell somebody to get on the floor
722
00:38:54,416 --> 00:38:57,002
or be quiet, they're gonna be like,
"Oh, even me, Pip?
723
00:38:57,169 --> 00:38:58,587
I thought we had something going."
724
00:38:58,754 --> 00:39:01,423
You know, you gotta scare these people.
Practice, practice.
725
00:39:01,590 --> 00:39:03,925
- Just try it.
- I just feel a little goofy, you know,
726
00:39:04,092 --> 00:39:05,260
- trying to be a badass
- Why?
727
00:39:05,427 --> 00:39:07,262
- With a water pistol.
- They don't know it's a water pistol.
728
00:39:07,429 --> 00:39:09,890
They think it's real, right?
Come on, show me what you got.
729
00:39:10,057 --> 00:39:11,266
Come on.
730
00:39:11,433 --> 00:39:15,437
Okay. Get over there, please.
Thank you.
731
00:39:15,604 --> 00:39:16,980
What are you, a crack baby?
Give me that.
732
00:39:17,147 --> 00:39:18,774
- I got it, I got it.
- Give me-- give me--
733
00:39:18,940 --> 00:39:21,068
- I'll show you.
- All right.
734
00:39:21,234 --> 00:39:23,403
Hey, you!
You shut your mouth,
735
00:39:23,570 --> 00:39:26,198
you chicken-sucking bastard,
or I'll stab your eyeballs out
736
00:39:26,365 --> 00:39:28,075
and piss all over your brain!
737
00:39:28,241 --> 00:39:29,785
It's gonna a slaughterhouse in here!
738
00:39:29,951 --> 00:39:33,372
Dead bodies flying through the air
like freakin' rag dolls on fire!
739
00:39:33,538 --> 00:39:36,041
Oh, my God.
740
00:39:36,208 --> 00:39:39,086
- Okay?
- Okay, all right. Thank you.
741
00:39:40,879 --> 00:39:43,799
- All right, against the wall.
- Come on, tough, tough!
742
00:39:43,965 --> 00:39:46,718
Seriously, move it.
743
00:39:46,885 --> 00:39:48,261
I'm not scared, Pip.
Come on.
744
00:39:48,428 --> 00:39:51,473
- I'm gonna stab your heads off.
- With what, with what?
745
00:39:51,640 --> 00:39:53,141
- With my dick!
- Yeah!
746
00:39:53,308 --> 00:39:56,728
Yeah! And blood's gonna
come out of your head!
747
00:39:56,895 --> 00:40:01,233
There's nothing you can do about it
'cause I'm a madman!
748
00:40:01,400 --> 00:40:04,319
- That's good.
- It kinda hurt my throat.
749
00:40:04,486 --> 00:40:07,781
- ( Siren blaring )
- Come on, come on! Move, move!
750
00:40:14,037 --> 00:40:16,540
Shit!
Here comes the cavalry.
751
00:40:17,874 --> 00:40:19,626
So she boots me out
of my own house
752
00:40:19,793 --> 00:40:21,503
and now I'm shacking up
at the Motor Lodge.
753
00:40:21,670 --> 00:40:24,464
12 years of marriage
and devotion down the tubes.
754
00:40:24,631 --> 00:40:26,049
Hello, O'Malley.
755
00:40:26,216 --> 00:40:29,010
Looks like they called you too soon,
Mace, everything is solving itself.
756
00:40:29,177 --> 00:40:31,638
Good to hear it 'cause I'm taking over
the interior perimeter
757
00:40:31,805 --> 00:40:33,849
and now you
and your patrol boys can fall back.
758
00:40:34,015 --> 00:40:35,767
Like hell you are.
Didn't you hear what I just said?
759
00:40:35,934 --> 00:40:38,186
- We don't have a situation here.
- Oh, yeah?
760
00:40:38,353 --> 00:40:40,272
Well, what do you call
an office full of hostages?
761
00:40:40,439 --> 00:40:42,941
Mace, I'm in the middle
of negotiations, God damn it.
762
00:40:43,108 --> 00:40:45,068
And until I decide
there are no options,
763
00:40:45,235 --> 00:40:47,320
you don't use force.
764
00:40:47,487 --> 00:40:50,699
Well, okay, O'Malley.
It's your show.
765
00:40:53,201 --> 00:40:54,911
- Operator: Hello?
- Beech: Hello.
766
00:40:55,078 --> 00:40:58,331
- May I help you, sir?
- Hello.
767
00:40:58,498 --> 00:41:01,710
Please, could you put me through
to someone on the scene?
768
00:41:01,877 --> 00:41:02,919
I don't have much time.
769
00:41:06,590 --> 00:41:08,258
Oh, Christ.
770
00:41:08,425 --> 00:41:12,596
Looks like you've got your hands full,
Mr. Hostage Negotiator.
771
00:41:12,762 --> 00:41:15,515
Let's go!
I want those media people back.
772
00:41:15,682 --> 00:41:17,642
Come on! Move it!
Get it back!
773
00:41:17,809 --> 00:41:20,687
- Dispatch has another call from inside.
- Swell.
774
00:41:20,854 --> 00:41:25,358
Listen, you sick sack of swill,
if you hurt one single...
775
00:41:25,525 --> 00:41:27,527
- I don't have much time.
- What? Who is this?
776
00:41:27,694 --> 00:41:29,488
My name is Doug Beech.
I work at the radio station.
777
00:41:29,654 --> 00:41:32,365
Speak up, Beech.
Are they molesting you in any way?
778
00:41:32,532 --> 00:41:34,075
No, I'm hiding in
the air-cooling system.
779
00:41:34,242 --> 00:41:35,535
Now, they don't know that I'm here.
780
00:41:35,702 --> 00:41:37,913
I want you to do
something for me, Beech,
781
00:41:38,079 --> 00:41:39,789
but I can't allow you
to put yourself at risk.
782
00:41:39,956 --> 00:41:41,958
- What?
- You got any kind of training?
783
00:41:42,125 --> 00:41:45,212
- I was in the Merchant Marines.
- Marines, yeah, I copy that.
784
00:41:45,378 --> 00:41:46,880
Will you get those people
away from the van?
785
00:41:47,047 --> 00:41:49,549
- But I was an accountant.
- Nah, you won't be held accountable.
786
00:41:49,716 --> 00:41:53,303
Listen, I want you
to be my man inside.
787
00:41:53,470 --> 00:41:56,515
This is what I want you to do, Beech.
788
00:41:56,681 --> 00:41:58,850
I want you to check in
with me periodically.
789
00:41:59,017 --> 00:42:01,478
I want you to talk to me directly
and me only.
790
00:42:01,645 --> 00:42:02,896
I have a number for you to call.
791
00:42:04,773 --> 00:42:06,483
Check it out.
Come on in.
792
00:42:06,650 --> 00:42:10,820
- I'm gonna clip us some Cs, dude.
- Sweet.
793
00:42:10,987 --> 00:42:13,907
Hey, you know, we've got these guys
by the short curlies.
794
00:42:14,074 --> 00:42:15,951
We could demand
free stuff from the cops.
795
00:42:16,117 --> 00:42:17,994
- Check it out.
- What am I talking about?
796
00:42:18,161 --> 00:42:20,664
There's probably tons
of cool stuff here. Play track two.
797
00:42:20,830 --> 00:42:23,166
As long as we're running the joint,
we might as well hear decent jams.
798
00:42:23,333 --> 00:42:26,294
( Music playing )
799
00:42:31,716 --> 00:42:33,593
♪ We came here to entertain you ♪
800
00:42:33,760 --> 00:42:35,679
♪ Leaving here we aggravate you ♪
801
00:42:35,845 --> 00:42:39,140
♪ Don't you know
it means the same to me? ♪
802
00:42:39,307 --> 00:42:41,810
♪ I'm the one, the one you love ♪
803
00:42:41,977 --> 00:42:43,895
♪ Come on, baby, show your love ♪
804
00:42:44,062 --> 00:42:48,024
♪ Yeah, give it to me ♪
805
00:42:48,191 --> 00:42:51,486
♪ I see a flow that fills this room ♪
806
00:42:51,653 --> 00:42:56,324
♪ I see it flowing out of you ♪
807
00:42:56,491 --> 00:43:00,161
♪ Relay your message from above ♪
808
00:43:00,328 --> 00:43:03,081
♪ I'm telling you, yeah ♪
809
00:43:03,248 --> 00:43:07,085
♪ Show, show your love, babe ♪
810
00:43:07,252 --> 00:43:11,089
♪ Show your love, babe ♪
811
00:43:11,256 --> 00:43:15,302
♪ Show, show your love ♪
812
00:43:15,468 --> 00:43:20,390
♪ Come on, show your love... ♪
813
00:43:44,998 --> 00:43:47,709
Oh, yeah!
This is the real Rebel Radio.
814
00:43:47,876 --> 00:43:50,211
The voice of the resistance,
this is Chazz speaking.
815
00:43:50,378 --> 00:43:53,673
Yo! Shit, man,
you guys know how to have fun.
816
00:43:53,840 --> 00:43:56,217
You can't cuss on the air.
817
00:43:57,469 --> 00:43:59,012
Hey, look at all
the fresh stuff we found.
818
00:43:59,179 --> 00:44:01,514
There's like 5,000 bucks worth
of backstage passes.
819
00:44:01,681 --> 00:44:04,434
- Oh, you guys scored!
- Can I "bog" one of these?
820
00:44:04,601 --> 00:44:05,602
Chazz:
You gotta see this.
821
00:44:05,769 --> 00:44:08,605
We've got CDs,
we've got T-shirts, we've got--
822
00:44:08,772 --> 00:44:13,443
oh, what have we here?
Those sound like concert tickets to me.
823
00:44:13,610 --> 00:44:16,112
What do you say
we take a few calls?
824
00:44:16,279 --> 00:44:18,323
- This is Ian, you're on the air.
- ( feedback )
825
00:44:18,490 --> 00:44:20,450
Ooh, and let's turn down your radio,
okay, asshole?
826
00:44:20,617 --> 00:44:23,411
Caller: I'm sorry.
I wanna talk to the guy with the gun.
827
00:44:23,578 --> 00:44:26,539
Ian: I just said you're on the air,
numbnuts, so talk already.
828
00:44:26,706 --> 00:44:29,250
I want some tickets
to that Orange County Invasion show
829
00:44:29,417 --> 00:44:31,503
with Penelope Lovestocking
and Crimson Shroud.
830
00:44:31,670 --> 00:44:34,798
Oh, man, you actually listen
to that Seattle bullshit?
831
00:44:34,964 --> 00:44:37,759
- Shroud rips, dude.
- All right, bro, no problem.
832
00:44:37,926 --> 00:44:39,761
You gotta come down to the station
and get 'em, though,
833
00:44:39,928 --> 00:44:41,971
because we've got free tickets
to give away,
834
00:44:42,138 --> 00:44:44,599
but we are completely
surrounded by cops.
835
00:44:44,766 --> 00:44:47,519
- We need some feedback here. Go.
- You're on the air.
836
00:44:47,686 --> 00:44:49,562
Butt-Head:
Whoa, am I on the air?
837
00:44:49,729 --> 00:44:51,314
Beavis: Come on, Butt-Head,
give me the phone.
838
00:44:51,481 --> 00:44:53,983
Am I speaking English?
What'd I just say, dipshit?
839
00:44:54,150 --> 00:44:57,696
- Come on, Butt-Head! No way.
- Shut up, Beavis.
840
00:44:57,862 --> 00:44:59,823
So what do you guys want?
841
00:44:59,989 --> 00:45:01,741
Butt-Head: You guys are, like,
The Lone Rangers, right?
842
00:45:01,908 --> 00:45:02,951
- Yeah.
- We saw you guys
843
00:45:03,118 --> 00:45:04,744
at the Wheel Well last month.
844
00:45:04,911 --> 00:45:06,079
You suck.
845
00:45:06,246 --> 00:45:08,039
Come down here
and say that, you punks!
846
00:45:08,206 --> 00:45:09,958
Damn straight,
you can kiss my ass.
847
00:45:10,125 --> 00:45:12,377
Hey, why don't you make
all the chicks get naked?
848
00:45:12,544 --> 00:45:14,462
Beams".
Yeah, yeah. Naked.
849
00:45:14,629 --> 00:45:17,006
Ian:
Usual crop of retards.
850
00:45:17,173 --> 00:45:19,592
He)!' GUYS, you're on TV.
851
00:45:20,677 --> 00:45:22,303
Newswoman:
A band of failed musicians
852
00:45:22,470 --> 00:45:25,223
lashing out at the society
that won't listen to them.
853
00:45:25,390 --> 00:45:28,309
Their target,
the only capitalist edifice
854
00:45:28,476 --> 00:45:32,731
their MTV-soaked minds recognize:
a rock 'n' roll radio station...
855
00:45:32,897 --> 00:45:35,150
Oh, man,
this is complete bullshit.
856
00:45:35,316 --> 00:45:38,486
...and I quote,
"White urban males are the least likely
857
00:45:38,653 --> 00:45:40,864
to illicit tears from a city
already beleaguered
858
00:45:41,030 --> 00:45:43,158
by people with real problems."
859
00:45:43,324 --> 00:45:45,410
The mayor is on holiday in Tijuana...
860
00:45:45,577 --> 00:45:47,287
I'd like to croak that bitch.
861
00:46:16,399 --> 00:46:18,651
( Horn honks )
862
00:46:21,571 --> 00:46:24,282
Mace, we have contact
with the man inside.
863
00:46:26,201 --> 00:46:29,245
- Beech, is that you?
- It's a lot worse than I thought.
864
00:46:29,412 --> 00:46:32,916
They've got six hostages.
It's three weirdos with Uzis.
865
00:46:33,082 --> 00:46:34,417
Outstanding, Beech.
866
00:46:34,584 --> 00:46:37,337
You just keep your eyes open
and your tail down.
867
00:46:37,504 --> 00:46:41,257
Have you got any personnel at home
you want me to call, like a wife?
868
00:46:41,424 --> 00:46:44,886
No, no, I don't even have a home.
I've got a condo.
869
00:46:45,053 --> 00:46:49,349
Listen, I guess I just tried to wait
to meet the right woman.
870
00:46:49,516 --> 00:46:52,018
I guess I should have waited
a little longer myself.
871
00:46:52,185 --> 00:46:54,938
Let me tell you about
the shrew I married.
872
00:46:55,104 --> 00:46:59,025
I used to come home tired every night,
sometimes five, six in the morning.
873
00:46:59,192 --> 00:47:02,153
I dropped my underwear
on the floor one time,
874
00:47:02,320 --> 00:47:05,114
had a teeny-weeny
little skid mark in it.
875
00:47:05,281 --> 00:47:07,659
You'd have thought I started
World War Nine.
876
00:47:10,036 --> 00:47:12,789
- There you go.
- Thank you.
877
00:47:12,956 --> 00:47:16,709
Wow, you have really great arms.
You should definitely show them off.
878
00:47:16,876 --> 00:47:19,796
- How does he do that?
- Pip?
879
00:47:19,963 --> 00:47:21,548
He gets his hands
on more bumper than a body shop.
880
00:47:21,714 --> 00:47:25,593
With that "I seem so stupid,
I must be cute" routine?
881
00:47:25,760 --> 00:47:30,223
That's the quiet cool.
Chicks, man, they just flock on it.
882
00:47:30,390 --> 00:47:33,142
Man, you got hot CDs here
and I never hear this stuff.
883
00:47:33,309 --> 00:47:36,020
- Why don't you ever play these guys?
- That's Milo's call.
884
00:47:36,187 --> 00:47:38,439
- Why don't we play 'em, Milo?
- Listen, if they're so hot,
885
00:47:38,606 --> 00:47:40,400
how come they're not
tearing up the charts, babe?
886
00:47:40,567 --> 00:47:43,653
'Cause you never play 'em, babe.
You suck.
887
00:47:43,820 --> 00:47:45,780
- What do you think, Ian?
- Well, to tell you the truth,
888
00:47:45,947 --> 00:47:47,949
I stick to the classics myself.
889
00:47:48,116 --> 00:47:50,451
I'm afraid rock 'n' roll's been
all downhill since Lennon died.
890
00:47:50,618 --> 00:47:52,036
You know, my whole life,
891
00:47:52,203 --> 00:47:55,540
people have been cramming this
classic-rock crap just down my throat.
892
00:47:55,707 --> 00:47:57,584
And you really think I give a shit
about the Beatles?
893
00:47:57,750 --> 00:48:01,421
No offense, but today's music
doesn't have a whole lot to say.
894
00:48:01,588 --> 00:48:05,174
Is that right? So you're gonna tell me
that "Purple Haze" says something?
895
00:48:05,341 --> 00:48:08,344
Hey, Ian, man,
wait till you hear our stuff.
896
00:48:08,511 --> 00:48:09,554
We kick ass.
897
00:48:09,721 --> 00:48:13,099
Swell. Yeah, I can't wait
to hear your brilliant song.
898
00:48:13,266 --> 00:48:16,561
Beats the shit out of the fruity music
you listen to, tough guy.
899
00:48:16,728 --> 00:48:20,857
Slick's got himself a whole crate
of Kenny G CDs and you're talking trash?
900
00:48:21,024 --> 00:48:23,026
A crate of CDs?
901
00:48:23,192 --> 00:48:25,194
Yeah, he's got a stockpile
of easy-listening
902
00:48:25,361 --> 00:48:28,990
- shit-shingles in his office.
- You don't even listen to music, Milo.
903
00:48:29,157 --> 00:48:30,742
What are you doing
with a whole crate of CDs?
904
00:48:30,909 --> 00:48:34,162
Those are free promos, Ian. I use 'em
as stocking stuffers at Christmas.
905
00:48:34,329 --> 00:48:36,039
It's the middle of July!
906
00:48:36,205 --> 00:48:39,876
Aloha, out there in radio land.
907
00:48:40,043 --> 00:48:43,129
This is Oedipus Rex
on WKPP-Rex
908
00:48:43,296 --> 00:48:45,673
comin' at ya,
smooth-talking DJ terrorist.
909
00:48:45,840 --> 00:48:48,551
These guys rule, man. You're gonna
hear some new shit right now.
910
00:48:59,562 --> 00:49:01,356
A whole box
of that crap right there.
911
00:49:08,738 --> 00:49:10,406
Yeah, dude.
912
00:49:34,555 --> 00:49:37,976
Blond wearing something
tight and black.
913
00:49:39,435 --> 00:49:42,105
Great. Grand.
Wonderful.
914
00:50:08,381 --> 00:50:11,259
Come on, fellas.
Let's put a sock in it, okay?
915
00:50:30,737 --> 00:50:32,655
What the hell are these?
916
00:50:32,822 --> 00:50:36,534
They're shorts, Ian.
You know, pants with little legs?
917
00:50:36,701 --> 00:50:38,661
And this?
918
00:50:38,828 --> 00:50:41,497
Hey, I don't have to
explain myself to you, babe.
919
00:50:43,332 --> 00:50:46,169
- Come here.
- What? I'm right here.
920
00:50:49,380 --> 00:50:52,175
Speak to me.
What's goin' down?
921
00:50:52,341 --> 00:50:56,387
Okay, um...
we're changing formats.
922
00:50:56,554 --> 00:50:59,223
Sunday midnight,
the station goes soft rock.
923
00:50:59,390 --> 00:51:01,517
Rebel Radio's goin' soft?
924
00:51:01,684 --> 00:51:04,520
Well, we're changing the name
of the station to The Rain.
925
00:51:04,687 --> 00:51:08,900
You know, "Relax to the mellow sounds
of The Rain on KPPX."
926
00:51:10,610 --> 00:51:14,572
That, and we're being forced
to restaff.
927
00:51:14,739 --> 00:51:17,700
- You pud!
- All those blow jobs for nothing.
928
00:51:17,867 --> 00:51:21,370
You're firing me,
you little snake-in-the-grass bastard?
929
00:51:21,537 --> 00:51:24,290
Where do you get the balls
to fire me?
930
00:51:24,457 --> 00:51:26,542
This was handed down
from above, Ian!
931
00:51:26,709 --> 00:51:28,461
I fought this kicking
and screaming!
932
00:51:28,628 --> 00:51:31,756
You've just begun to kick and scream,
you sniveling putz!
933
00:51:31,923 --> 00:51:34,884
- I'll kill you!
- Ah!
934
00:51:35,051 --> 00:51:36,719
Fight!
935
00:51:39,639 --> 00:51:42,809
- Yeah!
- Ooh! Ow, my spine!
936
00:51:58,074 --> 00:52:00,076
You're Kayla!
937
00:52:00,243 --> 00:52:03,246
I need to talk to you
about Chazz Darvey.
938
00:52:03,412 --> 00:52:06,582
If Chazz needs any bail money,
you can just tell him to forget it.
939
00:52:06,749 --> 00:52:10,253
Look, there's a situation
down at Rebel Radio.
940
00:52:10,419 --> 00:52:14,298
I'm gonna need to take you in.
Look, Chazz says you've got a tape.
941
00:52:15,716 --> 00:52:20,138
- Please!
- Hey, check out Barney Fife.
942
00:52:30,356 --> 00:52:33,442
Don't you think you're out
of your league, chunk-style?
943
00:52:35,444 --> 00:52:38,906
Look, I don't wanna have to
bring you boys in on a 148.
944
00:52:39,073 --> 00:52:43,411
- That's obstruction.
-( laughs )
945
00:52:48,166 --> 00:52:51,127
Now what are you gonna do
about that?
946
00:52:54,839 --> 00:52:56,966
Ow!
947
00:52:57,133 --> 00:52:58,968
Improvise.
948
00:52:59,135 --> 00:53:03,556
So she says to me, "He was only
cleaning the pool filter, Sniggles."
949
00:53:03,723 --> 00:53:07,268
And I'm thinking to myself,
"it's 7:00 p.m., he's in dungarees
950
00:53:07,435 --> 00:53:09,145
and his equipment is bone-dry."
951
00:53:09,312 --> 00:53:13,482
Pool filter, my ass! Thing is, she could
have left me for a plastic surgeon,
952
00:53:13,649 --> 00:53:16,777
but a lousy pool cleaner?!
953
00:53:16,944 --> 00:53:18,863
Chazz:
Kayla, if you're out there listening,
954
00:53:19,030 --> 00:53:20,990
listen, I really need
that demo tape
955
00:53:21,157 --> 00:53:23,034
and you've gotta get down
to the station.
956
00:53:23,201 --> 00:53:24,785
- We'll talk about it when you get here.
- Damn it.
957
00:53:37,757 --> 00:53:39,675
Shoo, dog. Oh, shoo!
958
00:53:57,151 --> 00:53:59,153
Now stay.
959
00:54:09,038 --> 00:54:11,707
Uh, 67 copies of "Moby-Dick."
960
00:54:13,417 --> 00:54:15,878
- The movie or the book?
- They made a book out of that?
961
00:54:16,045 --> 00:54:17,922
- Yeah, I think so.
- Yeah, get the book.
962
00:54:18,089 --> 00:54:20,216
What are you guys doing?
963
00:54:20,383 --> 00:54:22,593
We're taking the cops up
on those demands they wanted.
964
00:54:22,760 --> 00:54:24,470
- We've got a killer list going.
- Yeah, check it out.
965
00:54:24,637 --> 00:54:26,305
We ask for airplay
and whatever else we want,
966
00:54:26,472 --> 00:54:28,140
then we demand a whole bunch
of weird stuff.
967
00:54:28,307 --> 00:54:30,059
This way,
we can plead insanity later.
968
00:54:30,226 --> 00:54:33,271
- Where did this come from?
- Pip's idea.
969
00:54:33,437 --> 00:54:37,066
- Way to go, Pip.
- You guys are crazy, man.
970
00:54:37,233 --> 00:54:39,860
You're all whoo-hoo and shit.
971
00:54:42,238 --> 00:54:45,866
- So, what else we got so far?
- Number one: airplay, underlined twice.
972
00:54:46,033 --> 00:54:48,369
Number two: a football helmet
filled with cottage cheese.
973
00:54:48,536 --> 00:54:51,372
Number three: a Zon walnut bass
with a graphite neck.
974
00:54:51,539 --> 00:54:53,624
- Thank you.
- Hey, wait. What about some for me?
975
00:54:53,791 --> 00:54:56,252
Go for broke.
It's on the LAPD.
976
00:54:56,419 --> 00:54:59,755
I want me a PRS Guitar
with a dragon inlay.
977
00:54:59,922 --> 00:55:01,257
- Pip: Nice.
- Yeah!
978
00:55:03,551 --> 00:55:05,094
I'm coming, you bastard.
979
00:55:05,261 --> 00:55:08,472
Number 13:
naked pictures of Bea Arthur.
980
00:55:08,639 --> 00:55:11,350
- Excuse me?
- The chick from "The Golden Girls."
981
00:55:11,517 --> 00:55:14,770
Look, I know who she is.
Come on, fellas, I'm just a street cop.
982
00:55:14,937 --> 00:55:18,399
How am I supposed to find
all this stuff? A giant baby bottle?
983
00:55:18,566 --> 00:55:20,860
- Give me a break.
- You better figure it out, papi,
984
00:55:21,027 --> 00:55:24,155
or it's curtains for everyone.
Oh, yeah, and we want a record contract,
985
00:55:24,322 --> 00:55:26,991
so let's get some kind of
record executive down here pronto.
986
00:55:31,037 --> 00:55:32,371
- What?
- What are you asking for
987
00:55:32,538 --> 00:55:34,790
- a record contract for?
- That's what we want.
988
00:55:34,957 --> 00:55:37,126
Look, you don't demand one
from the cops, okay?
989
00:55:37,293 --> 00:55:40,629
- It's gotta come unsolicited.
- What's unsolicited?
990
00:55:41,672 --> 00:55:44,216
- Forget it. Just forget it.
- What did I do, man?
991
00:55:44,383 --> 00:55:45,593
Come on,
I'm just yankin' the guy.
992
00:55:45,760 --> 00:55:48,179
Hey, look, it's one thing
to goof around a little bit, okay,
993
00:55:48,346 --> 00:55:50,473
but we do have a serious agenda here.
Now are you with that?
994
00:55:50,639 --> 00:55:53,100
- Yeah, I'm with that.
- Good.
995
00:55:58,314 --> 00:55:59,690
Moody.
996
00:56:01,817 --> 00:56:05,988
Pip, what are you thinking about?
997
00:56:07,823 --> 00:56:10,159
Swimming pools.
998
00:56:10,326 --> 00:56:12,328
Swimming pools, huh?
999
00:56:12,495 --> 00:56:14,872
Yeah.
I wish I was in one right now.
1000
00:56:15,039 --> 00:56:17,583
The water's all clear and cool,
1001
00:56:17,750 --> 00:56:20,628
then you spin around in
there like an egg.
1002
00:56:23,381 --> 00:56:26,342
- Do you have a girlfriend?
- Mm-mm.
1003
00:56:26,509 --> 00:56:28,886
No?
1004
00:56:29,053 --> 00:56:32,348
It's kind of weird
us meeting like this, huh?
1005
00:56:32,515 --> 00:56:34,183
I don't know.
1006
00:56:41,357 --> 00:56:42,983
We got that background check in.
1007
00:56:43,150 --> 00:56:45,236
Yeah, let me see this.
1008
00:56:45,403 --> 00:56:47,196
"Chazz Darvey,
born Jerkwater, Iowa.
1009
00:56:47,363 --> 00:56:50,533
Real name:
Chester Ogilvie.
1010
00:56:50,699 --> 00:56:54,912
DMV says his occupation
is "master of ceremonies."
1011
00:56:55,079 --> 00:56:58,082
- Rest?
- Just two tickets for helmet violation.
1012
00:56:58,249 --> 00:57:01,627
Just another small-town punk
comin' out west to be a star.
1013
00:57:01,794 --> 00:57:03,504
- Anything else?
- Yeah, local PD
1014
00:57:03,671 --> 00:57:05,965
just faxed us this picture.
1015
00:57:08,592 --> 00:57:10,594
Chester.
1016
00:57:10,761 --> 00:57:13,055
Milo: I promise I'm giving you
the same rate as everybody else.
1017
00:57:13,222 --> 00:57:16,392
I know it's steep, but think how many
people are gonna be listening.
1018
00:57:16,559 --> 00:57:18,894
This is primo advertising.
1019
00:57:19,061 --> 00:57:21,230
Yo, scumbag,
what are you doing?
1020
00:57:21,397 --> 00:57:22,940
Are you selling ads
on our airtime?
1021
00:57:23,107 --> 00:57:24,692
Hold on a second, will you, Brad?
1022
00:57:24,859 --> 00:57:27,445
Do you mind?
I've got a station to run here.
1023
00:57:27,611 --> 00:57:28,779
Yeah, I'm back.
1024
00:57:28,946 --> 00:57:32,741
If the cops kill him before the spot
runs, you'll get a complete refund.
1025
00:57:32,908 --> 00:57:35,578
Oh! Uh, Brad.
1026
00:57:35,744 --> 00:57:38,873
You just hung up
on a very important man. Ah!
1027
00:57:40,124 --> 00:57:41,917
( Moaning )
1028
00:57:51,051 --> 00:57:53,095
Oh.
1029
00:57:54,138 --> 00:57:55,514
L-lelP-
1030
00:58:02,605 --> 00:58:04,732
Did you find anything in that van?
1031
00:58:04,899 --> 00:58:07,026
- Drugs?
- Nah, just some toys
1032
00:58:07,193 --> 00:58:09,153
and a bunch of pool-cleaning gear.
1033
00:58:09,320 --> 00:58:11,780
Pool-cleaning gear?
1034
00:58:11,947 --> 00:58:13,532
Give me that damn phone.
1035
00:58:13,699 --> 00:58:16,243
- What?! A gun?!
- That's affirmative.
1036
00:58:16,410 --> 00:58:19,288
These cowboys are
much more dangerous than I thought.
1037
00:58:19,455 --> 00:58:21,624
Now just work your way up
the ventilation ducts to the roof.
1038
00:58:21,790 --> 00:58:23,209
A couple of my men
will meet you there.
1039
00:58:23,375 --> 00:58:25,669
- Yeah, but a gun?
- Mace out.
1040
00:58:25,836 --> 00:58:27,254
Ian:
Hey, can I ask you something?
1041
00:58:27,421 --> 00:58:29,673
What's with you guys
and these tattoos?
1042
00:58:29,840 --> 00:58:32,301
Check it out.
1043
00:58:32,468 --> 00:58:34,762
I got this barbed wire here.
1044
00:58:36,472 --> 00:58:38,098
Gecko.
1045
00:58:38,265 --> 00:58:42,144
And this one is so cool.
It's, uh, the Grim Reaper.
1046
00:58:42,311 --> 00:58:45,481
See? I'm gonna get some more cash
and probably color it in
1047
00:58:45,648 --> 00:58:47,942
or put some chaps on it
or something.
1048
00:58:48,108 --> 00:58:50,027
You know, I mean,
I can understand "Mom"
1049
00:58:50,194 --> 00:58:52,905
or "I Heart Wanda,"
1050
00:58:53,072 --> 00:58:54,490
but why the Reaper?
1051
00:58:54,657 --> 00:58:56,534
Well...
1052
00:58:56,700 --> 00:58:59,495
it's like death is stalking me
1053
00:58:59,662 --> 00:59:02,998
and he's telling me I better get off
my ass and get this band rolling.
1054
00:59:03,165 --> 00:59:05,793
This is for real.
I gotta cut a record.
1055
00:59:05,960 --> 00:59:09,463
I figure, you know, I'm screwed up
and average enough
1056
00:59:09,630 --> 00:59:12,258
that I could write a song
that'll live on forever
1057
00:59:12,424 --> 00:59:15,219
and then after that, it don't matter.
1058
00:59:15,386 --> 00:59:17,012
You know?
1059
00:59:20,224 --> 00:59:21,850
Okay, kiddies, listen up
1060
00:59:22,017 --> 00:59:24,770
because this is Ian the Shark's
final night here at KPPX.
1061
00:59:24,937 --> 00:59:27,273
That's right.
Special unscheduled announcement:
1062
00:59:27,439 --> 00:59:31,527
effective Monday,
this station goes easy listening.
1063
00:59:31,694 --> 00:59:34,280
We're having a big farewell
parking-lot party tonight,
1064
00:59:34,446 --> 00:59:39,076
so come on down!
1065
00:59:39,243 --> 00:59:41,870
Now part of our final hurrah,
we have a special segment called:
1066
00:59:42,037 --> 00:59:44,415
"Getting To Know
Your Armed Assailant."
1067
00:59:44,582 --> 00:59:46,625
Now we have Chazz Darvy here.
1068
00:59:46,792 --> 00:59:49,712
Now, Chazz, you say
all you wanna do is be heard.
1069
00:59:49,878 --> 00:59:52,464
Well, you've got the whole world
listening. What do you got to say?
1070
00:59:52,631 --> 00:59:56,218
Well, I guess all we have to say
is that we wanna be heard.
1071
00:59:56,385 --> 00:59:59,305
Yeah, well, we've kind of
established that. What else?
1072
01:00:01,473 --> 01:00:04,602
Hey, man, what are you doing, man?
You can't be putting me on the spot.
1073
01:00:04,768 --> 01:00:06,979
What, do you want him to make a speech?
Who does he look like, Sting?
1074
01:00:07,146 --> 01:00:10,190
Okay, you've sold out the Forum.
1075
01:00:10,357 --> 01:00:13,193
You're standing in front
of 20,000 screaming fans.
1076
01:00:13,360 --> 01:00:15,821
What are you gonna say to 'em?
1077
01:00:15,988 --> 01:00:18,657
I'm gonna say rock 'n' roll!
1078
01:00:21,577 --> 01:00:23,996
Warp speed, Mr. Sulu!
1079
01:00:24,163 --> 01:00:25,581
Yeah.
1080
01:00:26,790 --> 01:00:29,960
That's it?
You're gonna scream, "Rock 'n' roll"?
1081
01:00:30,127 --> 01:00:32,546
- You're gonna go to jail for that?
- There's a saying, Milo:
1082
01:00:32,713 --> 01:00:35,090
"if it's too loud, you're too old."
1083
01:01:23,764 --> 01:01:27,518
- Where are you goin'?
- You mind if I take a pee, man?
1084
01:01:27,685 --> 01:01:30,145
Good luck.
1085
01:01:32,356 --> 01:01:33,982
Don't forget to shake.
1086
01:01:35,484 --> 01:01:37,403
Milo.
1087
01:01:37,569 --> 01:01:40,197
What are you doing,
you little buttnut?
1088
01:01:40,364 --> 01:01:42,741
Milo, Milo, Milo. Milo!
Open the door, let us out.
1089
01:01:42,908 --> 01:01:44,910
- Milo!
- Quiet.
1090
01:01:47,538 --> 01:01:49,373
- Open the door, Milo.
- Quiet.
1091
01:01:49,540 --> 01:01:51,500
Open that door, Milo.
1092
01:01:51,667 --> 01:01:53,460
-( Milo yells)
- ( Suzzi screams )
1093
01:01:55,087 --> 01:01:56,755
- What the hell was that?
- I don't know.
1094
01:01:56,922 --> 01:01:58,590
Don't yell at me, Milo.
1095
01:01:58,757 --> 01:02:01,343
You're screwing on
my $1,400 leather couch!
1096
01:02:01,510 --> 01:02:04,847
You're just so rude! You don't just
burst in here without knocking.
1097
01:02:05,013 --> 01:02:07,641
If there is one stain on that couch...
1098
01:02:07,808 --> 01:02:09,685
You'll what?!
Fire me?
1099
01:02:09,852 --> 01:02:11,603
Well, guess what, I quit!
1100
01:02:11,770 --> 01:02:14,648
Oh, don't. I don't want you
to lose your job over this.
1101
01:02:14,815 --> 01:02:16,358
Milo, this was my bust.
1102
01:02:16,525 --> 01:02:19,236
A scream fest...
oh, Pip.
1103
01:02:19,403 --> 01:02:21,321
Get your filthy shoes
off my furniture!
1104
01:02:21,488 --> 01:02:23,240
Suzzi, you can leave right now.
1105
01:02:23,407 --> 01:02:26,910
No, I can't, because I'm a hostage
and Pip is my...
1106
01:02:27,077 --> 01:02:29,288
Pip is my man with a gun.
1107
01:02:29,455 --> 01:02:33,667
- And he says I get to stay. Right, Pip?
- Sorry, dude.
1108
01:02:33,834 --> 01:02:35,627
Pip, put the monster away.
1109
01:02:35,794 --> 01:02:37,838
Oh, now what?
1110
01:02:38,005 --> 01:02:39,381
All right, everybody,
back to the booth.
1111
01:02:39,548 --> 01:02:41,216
Ah!
1112
01:02:45,053 --> 01:02:47,306
Oh, please, no.
Don't do this.
1113
01:02:47,473 --> 01:02:49,933
I can't take it, man.
My aunt was buried alive!
1114
01:02:50,100 --> 01:02:52,102
- Give it a rest.
- Not in the closet!
1115
01:02:52,269 --> 01:02:54,730
- What are they trying to pull now?
- Messin' with our heads.
1116
01:02:54,897 --> 01:02:57,274
Man:
Chazz! Chazz. Guys.
1117
01:02:57,441 --> 01:02:59,985
Hey, Chazz, let me in.
1118
01:03:00,152 --> 01:03:01,820
Keep an eye on him, Pip.
1119
01:03:01,987 --> 01:03:05,365
Chazz. Hey, guys.
Chazz, let me in.
1120
01:03:05,532 --> 01:03:08,410
- Who are you?
- Chris Moore, Capitol Records.
1121
01:03:08,577 --> 01:03:09,912
A and R.
Come on, let me in.
1122
01:03:10,078 --> 01:03:11,497
I told you, man.
Things are going our way.
1123
01:03:11,663 --> 01:03:14,416
Take three steps back
from the door.
1124
01:03:14,583 --> 01:03:18,086
Toss me some ID.
1125
01:03:18,253 --> 01:03:19,963
All right, man,
how'd you find us?
1126
01:03:20,130 --> 01:03:22,257
The cops told me you guys
are looking for a record contract.
1127
01:03:22,424 --> 01:03:25,260
There is something going on here.
We've gotta take advantage of this.
1128
01:03:25,427 --> 01:03:27,095
- Come on, let's talk.
- Yeah, what's that?
1129
01:03:27,262 --> 01:03:29,097
What's that?
Will you look? This is hot.
1130
01:03:29,264 --> 01:03:31,600
You guys are the hottest thing
since Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch.
1131
01:03:31,767 --> 01:03:34,269
- Marky Mark! That guy sucks.
- Okay, forget Marky Mark.
1132
01:03:34,436 --> 01:03:36,688
There's magic out here, guys.
Let's talk contracts.
1133
01:03:36,855 --> 01:03:38,565
I promise you,
someday we're gonna be backstage
1134
01:03:38,732 --> 01:03:40,692
at the Forum laughing about this.
1135
01:03:40,859 --> 01:03:42,820
All right,
let me ask you a question.
1136
01:03:42,986 --> 01:03:45,489
What side did you take in
the big David Lee Roth-Van Halen split?
1137
01:03:45,656 --> 01:03:47,366
- What do you mean?
- What kind of question is that?
1138
01:03:47,533 --> 01:03:50,786
- What side did you take? Halen or Roth?
- Van Halen.
1139
01:03:50,953 --> 01:03:53,288
- He's a cop.
- Later, bacon.
1140
01:03:53,455 --> 01:03:55,290
- Oink, oink.
- Strictly a judgment call.
1141
01:03:55,457 --> 01:03:57,584
They sold a lot of records
after Dave left the group.
1142
01:03:57,751 --> 01:03:59,795
Come on, one more question.
Hey, Chazz, come on, one more.
1143
01:03:59,962 --> 01:04:00,963
Right, right, right.
1144
01:04:01,129 --> 01:04:03,131
Who'd win in a wrestling match,
Lemmy or God?
1145
01:04:03,298 --> 01:04:04,883
- Lemmy.
- Ah!
1146
01:04:05,050 --> 01:04:07,094
- God.
- Wrong, dickhead. Trick question.
1147
01:04:07,261 --> 01:04:08,971
- Lemmy is God.
- Oh, come on.
1148
01:04:09,137 --> 01:04:13,183
Get outta here! Get outta here!
Get outta here!
1149
01:04:13,350 --> 01:04:15,102
What the hell is this, O'Malley, huh?
1150
01:04:15,269 --> 01:04:17,312
Now you bring in a cop,
are you trying to kill me?
1151
01:04:17,479 --> 01:04:21,191
Is that it? I'm not going nowhere, pal!
You put the power back on.
1152
01:04:21,358 --> 01:04:24,194
You can't be rambling on-air like that.
You're stirring the crowd up.
1153
01:04:24,361 --> 01:04:28,532
I got free concert tickets here!
For me and you and you...
1154
01:04:28,699 --> 01:04:30,576
What the hell is going on?
Get those people outta here!
1155
01:04:30,742 --> 01:04:33,370
Get 'em outta here!
1156
01:04:34,913 --> 01:04:36,915
I love a parade!
1157
01:04:39,501 --> 01:04:41,587
Hey, man, did you check out
all that poony, man?
1158
01:04:41,753 --> 01:04:44,089
We could parlay this into
a hummer at least! They love us!
1159
01:04:44,256 --> 01:04:46,049
Yeah, they love us.
1160
01:04:46,216 --> 01:04:49,052
- You put the power back on!
- No, I'm not gonna do that, Chazz.
1161
01:04:49,219 --> 01:04:51,555
I'm drawing the line there!
1162
01:04:51,722 --> 01:04:54,266
Yo, is everyone havin'
a good time tonight?
1163
01:04:54,433 --> 01:04:55,893
Crowd: Yeah!
1164
01:04:56,059 --> 01:04:58,520
So you gonna let the cops
shut this party down?
1165
01:04:58,687 --> 01:05:01,690
So they got the guns.
We got the numbers!
1166
01:05:07,237 --> 01:05:09,990
( Chanting )
Rodney King! Rodney King!
1167
01:05:10,157 --> 01:05:13,535
Rodney King! Rodney King!
1168
01:05:20,542 --> 01:05:23,503
- Holy shit!
- Rodney King?
1169
01:05:23,670 --> 01:05:26,965
- What's that supposed to mean?
- He's that guy.
1170
01:05:27,132 --> 01:05:29,885
( Chanting )
Rodney King! Rodney King!
1171
01:05:36,683 --> 01:05:39,561
All right, damn it!
Turn the goddamn power back on.
1172
01:05:45,067 --> 01:05:48,153
- Chazz! Chazz!
- Kayla! Kayla!
1173
01:05:48,320 --> 01:05:50,405
Hey, I tried to call you.
I'm sorry, it was my fault.
1174
01:05:50,572 --> 01:05:52,616
No, you don't have to say that.
I was being a bitch.
1175
01:05:52,783 --> 01:05:54,201
Why don't you give it up, Chester?
1176
01:05:54,368 --> 01:05:55,911
You and sweetie pie
can talk it over later.
1177
01:05:56,078 --> 01:05:57,829
You stay out of this
and get your hands off her!
1178
01:05:57,996 --> 01:06:00,582
- Why did he call you that?
- Uh...
1179
01:06:00,749 --> 01:06:02,960
There's a lot Chester
didn't tell you about. Right, Chester?
1180
01:06:03,126 --> 01:06:06,588
- What's he talking about, Chazz?
- It's, uh... he's, uh...
1181
01:06:06,755 --> 01:06:10,217
uh, shi... you, man... Kayla,
there's something I gotta tell you.
1182
01:06:10,384 --> 01:06:12,469
What?
1183
01:06:12,636 --> 01:06:15,889
Um...
1184
01:06:16,056 --> 01:06:17,683
I was a geek in high school.
1185
01:06:17,849 --> 01:06:20,394
I had really short hair.
1186
01:06:20,560 --> 01:06:23,146
I played Dungeons and Dragons.
1187
01:06:23,313 --> 01:06:26,400
I had a bug collection.
I ate my boogers.
1188
01:06:26,566 --> 01:06:29,736
My name's not Chazz.
1189
01:06:29,903 --> 01:06:31,989
It's Chester.
1190
01:06:32,155 --> 01:06:35,826
And I understand
if you don't love me anymore.
1191
01:06:42,416 --> 01:06:44,334
I played D&D, too!
1192
01:06:47,004 --> 01:06:49,631
I was editor of the school magazine.
1193
01:06:49,798 --> 01:06:51,591
Crowd: Yeah!
1194
01:06:53,051 --> 01:06:54,886
- I used to wear corduroy pants.
- ( crowd groans )
1195
01:06:56,847 --> 01:06:59,349
- I used to masturbate constantly.
- ( crowd cheers )
1196
01:07:01,643 --> 01:07:05,272
- We're with you, Chazz.
- I want your body!
1197
01:07:05,439 --> 01:07:07,983
( Crowd cheers )
1198
01:07:18,243 --> 01:07:20,996
( chanting )
Chazz! Chazz! Chazz!
1199
01:07:41,058 --> 01:07:42,893
Okay, everybody,
this is my girlfriend Kayla.
1200
01:07:43,060 --> 01:07:44,061
She brought the tape.
1201
01:07:44,227 --> 01:07:46,146
- Rex: About time.
- Pip: Hey, what's happening?
1202
01:07:46,313 --> 01:07:48,356
We're going on the air, Pip.
We're going live! This is it, man!
1203
01:07:48,523 --> 01:07:51,359
- This is the payoff.
- Oh, whoa. What happened to this?
1204
01:07:51,526 --> 01:07:55,030
- It fell off the nightstand.
- What did you do to my tape?
1205
01:07:55,197 --> 01:07:57,157
- Can we even play this?
- I don't know.
1206
01:07:57,324 --> 01:07:59,910
Maybe if I clean it up
and respool it. Christ!
1207
01:08:00,077 --> 01:08:02,370
I came all the way down here
just to bring that stupid tape.
1208
01:08:02,537 --> 01:08:04,539
Yeah, and you took real good care
of it, didn't you, Yoko?!
1209
01:08:04,706 --> 01:08:06,541
Okay, everybody, shut up!
1210
01:08:06,708 --> 01:08:10,045
Chazz, I have been with you...
1211
01:08:10,212 --> 01:08:12,881
almost as long
as these two assholes!
1212
01:08:13,048 --> 01:08:16,676
I think it's about time
they treated me with a little respect!
1213
01:08:16,843 --> 01:08:19,137
This thing smells like piss, man.
1214
01:08:19,304 --> 01:08:21,556
Kayla, I don't have time
for this noise.
1215
01:08:21,723 --> 01:08:23,975
Did you come to bitch at Rex
or to help us out?
1216
01:08:24,142 --> 01:08:26,186
'Cause you're being a complete...
1217
01:08:30,148 --> 01:08:33,276
I can't believe this!
After all I've done for you!
1218
01:08:33,443 --> 01:08:36,238
And what do you do? You chew me out
in front of your friends!
1219
01:08:36,404 --> 01:08:38,990
- You're acting like a spaz!
- What about you?
1220
01:08:39,157 --> 01:08:42,119
You go and pull this moron stunt.
1221
01:08:42,285 --> 01:08:44,955
If you would just think
for one second
1222
01:08:45,122 --> 01:08:47,207
instead of always trying to be
little glory boy.
1223
01:08:47,374 --> 01:08:49,751
- Is that so, huh?
- Yeah, that's so, Chester.
1224
01:08:49,918 --> 01:08:51,336
You're outta here.
1225
01:08:51,503 --> 01:08:53,672
- What?
- Get outta here! Get lost, all right?
1226
01:08:53,839 --> 01:08:55,298
I got a million things
going through my brain,
1227
01:08:55,465 --> 01:08:56,925
I don't need
your stupid bullshit, too.
1228
01:08:57,092 --> 01:08:59,302
I'm a part of this.
You wrote that song for me.
1229
01:08:59,469 --> 01:09:00,595
That's my song!
1230
01:09:00,762 --> 01:09:03,765
I wrote that song
before I even met you.
1231
01:09:09,646 --> 01:09:11,189
Everybody,
go about your business.
1232
01:09:18,155 --> 01:09:19,781
Go about your business.
1233
01:09:21,283 --> 01:09:23,118
Nobody look at me!
1234
01:09:32,335 --> 01:09:35,005
My Christ!
What are you doing?
1235
01:09:35,172 --> 01:09:36,965
Kayla:
You don't even care!
1236
01:09:37,132 --> 01:09:39,551
You don't even care
what happens to me!
1237
01:09:39,718 --> 01:09:43,597
What have I got?
My guitar, my bike, and my woman.
1238
01:09:43,763 --> 01:09:45,891
That's all I got in the world.
And you keep kicking me out!
1239
01:09:46,057 --> 01:09:47,767
It's making me insane!
1240
01:09:47,934 --> 01:09:50,896
I figure if I get a record contract,
I can make it up to you.
1241
01:09:51,062 --> 01:09:52,606
I'm doing this for you!
1242
01:09:52,772 --> 01:09:54,816
I suppose now you're gonna say
that you love me, right?
1243
01:09:54,983 --> 01:09:58,069
Oh, come on! Here I am,
I'm holding a gun to a guy's head
1244
01:09:58,236 --> 01:10:00,822
just so the whole world
can hear your song.
1245
01:10:00,989 --> 01:10:04,284
- Is that love or what?
- Tell me.
1246
01:10:05,619 --> 01:10:08,580
- What do you want from me?
- Tell me.
1247
01:10:13,210 --> 01:10:14,794
All right.
1248
01:10:16,504 --> 01:10:18,465
- I love you.
- Oh, my God.
1249
01:10:25,013 --> 01:10:27,682
What else can I say?
1250
01:10:36,233 --> 01:10:38,526
Oh, God!
1251
01:10:38,693 --> 01:10:40,695
Oh!
1252
01:10:44,866 --> 01:10:46,534
Well, that fried out
most of the board.
1253
01:10:46,701 --> 01:10:47,744
- Damn it.
- Great.
1254
01:10:47,911 --> 01:10:49,079
Shit!
1255
01:10:55,460 --> 01:10:57,087
Goddamn.
1256
01:11:46,344 --> 01:11:48,513
Hey, you guys,
bring in the stuff.
1257
01:11:48,680 --> 01:11:49,681
Yeah!
1258
01:11:55,854 --> 01:11:57,772
I can't believe
they actually found all this crap.
1259
01:12:00,525 --> 01:12:04,195
I don't know, man. Maybe we didn't
make the demands weird enough, huh?
1260
01:12:04,362 --> 01:12:08,658
Man, these are my people.
Hey, hey, we're partyin' in here.
1261
01:12:08,825 --> 01:12:10,869
Whoo!
We got all kinds of beer.
1262
01:12:15,373 --> 01:12:17,042
Am I rockin' or what?
1263
01:12:21,504 --> 01:12:23,465
Shit.
1264
01:12:26,009 --> 01:12:27,427
Die, dog!
1265
01:12:31,473 --> 01:12:34,809
It's a plastic gun!
1266
01:12:40,273 --> 01:12:41,775
Oh, my eyes!
1267
01:12:44,069 --> 01:12:47,906
No, not me!
1268
01:12:50,200 --> 01:12:54,204
- It's a plastic gun!
- A plastic gun?!
1269
01:12:54,371 --> 01:12:57,332
Did you hear that?
It's a plastic gun. We're moving in.
1270
01:12:57,499 --> 01:13:00,794
Everybody get back to the booth!
1271
01:13:01,961 --> 01:13:04,672
Hold it!
1272
01:13:04,839 --> 01:13:06,674
Don't anybody move!
1273
01:13:12,389 --> 01:13:14,349
Now back up against the wall
1274
01:13:14,516 --> 01:13:16,684
and put your hands
above your heads.
1275
01:13:38,540 --> 01:13:42,710
- It's a real gun!
- Fall back behind the barriers.
1276
01:13:42,877 --> 01:13:45,046
God help us all!
1277
01:13:48,675 --> 01:13:51,553
It's all right, Chazz.
Stay calm. We're pulling back.
1278
01:14:00,103 --> 01:14:02,397
Crowd chanting:
Body count! Body count!
1279
01:14:08,862 --> 01:14:11,573
Everybody get back to the booth!
Get back! Get back!
1280
01:14:11,739 --> 01:14:14,242
- Hurry up! Move it, move it, move it.
- Cockroach.
1281
01:14:16,494 --> 01:14:18,413
Ah!
1282
01:14:29,048 --> 01:14:31,050
( Phone ringing )
1283
01:14:32,051 --> 01:14:34,220
- Hello.
- Yes, hello. Put the pig on!
1284
01:14:36,139 --> 01:14:38,141
- Chazz, is everybody okay in there?
- You "shitwich"!
1285
01:14:38,308 --> 01:14:40,768
- What the hell was that bullshit?
- I'm gonna grease somebody in here,
1286
01:14:40,935 --> 01:14:43,229
- I swear to Christ!
- Chazz, don't do anything crazy.
1287
01:14:43,396 --> 01:14:45,773
- What was all that firing about?
- You tell me, buddy!
1288
01:14:45,940 --> 01:14:47,358
You've got guys
coming in the ceiling at me!
1289
01:14:47,525 --> 01:14:50,445
Just calm down. I swear to you, we don't
have anybody trying to break in.
1290
01:14:50,612 --> 01:14:53,615
- I wouldn't do that to you.
- Okay, if this bullshit happens again,
1291
01:14:53,781 --> 01:14:56,618
- I'm gonna start blasting, so help me!
- You have my word.
1292
01:14:56,784 --> 01:15:00,997
- How long before you play your tape?
- Uh, how long?
1293
01:15:01,164 --> 01:15:04,250
Uh, we're working on it.
I don't know. Pretty soon.
1294
01:15:04,417 --> 01:15:07,086
I'll have a record executive for you,
okay? He'll be here soon.
1295
01:15:07,253 --> 01:15:09,422
Now you know my rules.
1296
01:15:09,589 --> 01:15:12,217
How about sending out
another hostage just as a sign--
1297
01:15:12,383 --> 01:15:14,135
That guy in the ceiling,
what was that?
1298
01:15:14,302 --> 01:15:15,595
He says he doesn't know.
1299
01:15:17,555 --> 01:15:19,891
Hey, man, back there,
that was huge. Thanks.
1300
01:15:20,058 --> 01:15:23,394
- Rock 'n' roll.
- Whoo.
1301
01:15:23,561 --> 01:15:25,021
Okay, who's got a Tic Tac?
1302
01:15:26,773 --> 01:15:28,358
-( Horn honks )
- ( cheering )
1303
01:15:33,321 --> 01:15:35,114
Jimmie:
Hello there, boys.
1304
01:15:37,992 --> 01:15:39,953
Hi, Chazz. Jimmie Wing.
Remember me?
1305
01:15:40,119 --> 01:15:42,330
I was thinking about you
after our meeting yesterday
1306
01:15:42,497 --> 01:15:44,958
and I wanted to get in touch,
but you didn't leave your phone number.
1307
01:15:45,124 --> 01:15:47,210
Yeah.
Well, I figured you'd come around.
1308
01:15:47,377 --> 01:15:50,672
This is the chimp from Palatine?
I told you, man. We scored.
1309
01:15:50,838 --> 01:15:53,841
- Hi there. Jimmie Wing.
- Hi. How are you?
1310
01:15:54,008 --> 01:15:57,178
Bea Arthur.
Outstanding.
1311
01:16:00,515 --> 01:16:02,016
Can you believe it?
1312
01:16:02,183 --> 01:16:04,477
A record exec came all the way
down here to meet you guys.
1313
01:16:06,187 --> 01:16:08,523
- You have to be careful.
- Jimmie!
1314
01:16:08,690 --> 01:16:11,693
Ian: Entertainment executives
make their living screwing people.
1315
01:16:11,859 --> 01:16:14,153
- Got a proposition for you.
- Oh, shit.
1316
01:16:14,320 --> 01:16:17,991
Okay, I know you think I'm a dick...
cheese... burger or whatever,
1317
01:16:18,157 --> 01:16:20,368
but you're gonna need someone
to negotiate for you.
1318
01:16:20,535 --> 01:16:22,996
I will offer my services
for 10 percent of the pretax gross.
1319
01:16:23,162 --> 01:16:24,205
That's standard.
1320
01:16:24,372 --> 01:16:25,999
Shine on that, Chazz.
It ain't worth it.
1321
01:16:26,165 --> 01:16:29,294
Think about it.
These things can be very tricky.
1322
01:16:29,460 --> 01:16:31,004
You know, he's right.
1323
01:16:31,170 --> 01:16:35,466
My ex-boyfriend Parker was a model,
and one time they stole his shoes.
1324
01:16:38,928 --> 01:16:42,181
- He hasn't even heard the demo yet.
- Well, if he likes it,
1325
01:16:42,348 --> 01:16:45,059
- I'd like to help.
- What do you think, Ian?
1326
01:16:45,226 --> 01:16:47,604
No, he's right.
But make that 5 percent, Milo,
1327
01:16:47,770 --> 01:16:50,023
you scum-sucking weasel.
1328
01:16:50,189 --> 01:16:51,733
Okay, done.
1329
01:16:51,899 --> 01:16:54,360
- Untie me.
- You're doing so good, babe.
1330
01:16:54,527 --> 01:16:56,529
( Knocks on door)
1331
01:16:56,696 --> 01:16:58,906
Now what?
1332
01:17:02,744 --> 01:17:05,538
Carter:
Hey, Rex, Rex? It's me. Rex!
1333
01:17:05,705 --> 01:17:07,540
It's that surfer guy,
he wants to come back inside.
1334
01:17:07,707 --> 01:17:10,209
What?
Will you tell that guy to piss off?
1335
01:17:10,376 --> 01:17:13,171
GUYS! Guys!
1336
01:17:15,882 --> 01:17:18,426
- Hey, no dice, man. Get outta here.
- Oh, come on, Rex.
1337
01:17:18,593 --> 01:17:20,887
Let me back in, man.
I'm not gonna try anything.
1338
01:17:21,054 --> 01:17:24,223
- You shouldn't have escaped, then.
- Come on, bro. I was havin' a blast!
1339
01:17:24,390 --> 01:17:27,560
Come on, Rex. Rex!
1340
01:17:27,727 --> 01:17:30,438
I wanna get a drum set
that goes underwater
1341
01:17:30,605 --> 01:17:33,858
so in the middle of our show they
dunk me in a tank and I can do my solo.
1342
01:17:34,025 --> 01:17:36,110
Cool.
1343
01:17:36,277 --> 01:17:39,447
Dude, I'm gonna get me a leather
jumpsuit with the crotch cut out.
1344
01:17:39,614 --> 01:17:41,449
Rex, can you set up
this sound system
1345
01:17:41,616 --> 01:17:43,660
so Jimmie Wing can hear the tape
in the conference room?
1346
01:17:43,826 --> 01:17:47,497
- I'm just... I gotta...
- Yeah, go ahead.
1347
01:17:49,290 --> 01:17:52,126
Hey, Rex, man.
We're gonna go to jail, huh?
1348
01:17:53,795 --> 01:17:55,630
Small price to pay
for being a legend.
1349
01:17:55,797 --> 01:17:58,132
Remember when Ozzy got busted
for pissing on the Alamo
1350
01:17:58,299 --> 01:18:00,134
and was banned
from San Antonio for a decade?
1351
01:18:00,301 --> 01:18:03,596
Did his time, went back,
rocked the place.
1352
01:18:03,763 --> 01:18:06,265
Section G where it says
1353
01:18:06,432 --> 01:18:09,185
"riots, civil disturbance, war,
acts of God," et cetera.
1354
01:18:09,352 --> 01:18:11,229
- What about it?
- Amend that to exclude
1355
01:18:11,396 --> 01:18:12,814
this kidnap-hostage crisis.
1356
01:18:12,980 --> 01:18:15,400
That can be construed
as an act of public enemy.
1357
01:18:15,566 --> 01:18:17,110
- Done.
- Bro, where's the tape deck?
1358
01:18:17,276 --> 01:18:19,779
Oh, why?
We need that, too?
1359
01:18:19,946 --> 01:18:22,156
- Let me see your arm.
- Why?
1360
01:18:22,323 --> 01:18:24,158
- Ow!
- Get it, retard.
1361
01:18:34,502 --> 01:18:36,713
♪ Look me in the eye ♪
1362
01:18:36,879 --> 01:18:41,342
♪ Then tell me that I'm satisfied ♪
1363
01:18:44,929 --> 01:18:48,766
♪ Are you satisfied? ♪
1364
01:18:51,102 --> 01:18:52,812
♪ Everything goes ♪
1365
01:18:52,979 --> 01:18:56,858
♪ Well, if anything goes
all of the time ♪
1366
01:18:58,860 --> 01:19:01,237
♪ Everything you dream of ♪
1367
01:19:01,404 --> 01:19:03,448
♪ ls right in front of ya... ♪
1368
01:19:09,162 --> 01:19:12,039
- The board's fried. I can't fix it.
- Oh!
1369
01:19:12,206 --> 01:19:14,542
No, Ian. Come on, man,
you gotta help me.
1370
01:19:14,709 --> 01:19:17,795
I don't know what to tell ya.
There's nothing more that I can do.
1371
01:19:20,006 --> 01:19:22,717
- This is it, babe.
- All set, Chazz.
1372
01:19:22,884 --> 01:19:25,970
- Here we go, my man.
- This is so exciting!
1373
01:19:26,137 --> 01:19:29,056
- Oh, my God. Here it is.
- Rex: All right.
1374
01:19:29,223 --> 01:19:31,058
- Record contract?
- Uh-huh.
1375
01:19:31,225 --> 01:19:34,729
- We got a record contract!
- Everything's square, too.
1376
01:19:34,896 --> 01:19:38,733
Just autograph it on the last page
and you got yourself a deal.
1377
01:19:38,900 --> 01:19:41,027
Hah! We got a contract!
1378
01:19:41,194 --> 01:19:43,946
We got a contract!
1379
01:19:44,113 --> 01:19:47,116
- We made it, babe.
- Congratulations!
1380
01:19:49,076 --> 01:19:52,371
- Stop!
- Hey, man, what are you doing?
1381
01:19:52,538 --> 01:19:53,915
Hey, bro, we got signed!
1382
01:19:54,081 --> 01:19:56,918
- No, way. Are you crapping me?
- What are you doing with that?
1383
01:19:57,084 --> 01:19:58,878
- Didn't you play the song for him?
- No, no.
1384
01:19:59,045 --> 01:20:00,713
We didn't hook this thing up yet.
1385
01:20:01,839 --> 01:20:05,510
- So you two haven't heard the demo?
- I heard it on the radio earlier.
1386
01:20:05,676 --> 01:20:08,554
You heard it for about five seconds
and then it got ate.
1387
01:20:08,721 --> 01:20:11,766
Well, Chazz, my man,
1388
01:20:11,933 --> 01:20:14,435
it's not just the music,
it's the way you talk about it.
1389
01:20:14,602 --> 01:20:16,395
You have such passion.
1390
01:20:16,562 --> 01:20:19,857
- Whoa, whoa. What am I hearing?
- What's wrong, man?
1391
01:20:22,276 --> 01:20:25,112
- No deal. No.
- What's this?
1392
01:20:25,279 --> 01:20:27,532
- What are you talking about?
- No deal!
1393
01:20:27,698 --> 01:20:29,909
Yesterday, dick-shine here
kicks me out of Palatine Records
1394
01:20:30,076 --> 01:20:32,745
and today he has
a record contract for me to sign.
1395
01:20:32,912 --> 01:20:34,789
He hasn't even heard my tape.
No deal!
1396
01:20:34,956 --> 01:20:36,415
But this is what you wanted!
1397
01:20:36,582 --> 01:20:38,835
You wanna know
what I think of your contract?
1398
01:20:39,001 --> 01:20:41,254
Allow me to demonstrate.
1399
01:20:46,634 --> 01:20:49,303
He wipes his ass
with his record contract.
1400
01:20:49,470 --> 01:20:52,723
- I love this guy.
- But we still have a deal, right?
1401
01:20:52,890 --> 01:20:55,393
I wanna be a rock star someday,
but on my own terms.
1402
01:20:55,560 --> 01:20:58,062
Well, I got some news for you,
big guy.
1403
01:20:58,229 --> 01:20:59,730
You already are a star.
1404
01:20:59,897 --> 01:21:02,900
You can't buy this kind
of media exposure.
1405
01:21:03,067 --> 01:21:05,903
We are sitting on a gold mine here.
1406
01:21:06,070 --> 01:21:08,614
I am offering a long-term contract
1407
01:21:08,781 --> 01:21:10,658
that will get your music out
to millions of listeners,
1408
01:21:10,825 --> 01:21:12,660
plus a whole lot more.
1409
01:21:12,827 --> 01:21:15,705
Like what "a whole lot more"?
1410
01:21:15,872 --> 01:21:17,957
Well, ever since
you signed this contract,
1411
01:21:18,124 --> 01:21:20,209
you've been under the umbrella
of Palatine Records.
1412
01:21:20,376 --> 01:21:23,796
We have an army of attorneys
looking out for all our investments.
1413
01:21:23,963 --> 01:21:28,009
Chazz, rock stars don't go to jail.
1414
01:21:28,175 --> 01:21:32,013
Christ. Vince Neil only got 30 days
and he killed somebody.
1415
01:21:32,179 --> 01:21:35,766
Hey, buddy,
you swear you can get us off?
1416
01:21:35,933 --> 01:21:38,269
I swear...
if you guys play ball.
1417
01:21:38,436 --> 01:21:40,521
That's what I'm here for.
1418
01:21:40,688 --> 01:21:42,481
Hey, Chazz, why don't we
just play the tape on the air?
1419
01:21:42,648 --> 01:21:43,858
They're gonna be
throwing deals at us.
1420
01:21:44,025 --> 01:21:46,068
Can't do that, man.
Console's busted.
1421
01:21:49,030 --> 01:21:50,031
It's this or nothing.
1422
01:21:56,871 --> 01:22:00,416
Okay. Super-duper.
We're making records.
1423
01:22:00,583 --> 01:22:02,627
Milo:
What about the song?
1424
01:22:02,793 --> 01:22:06,047
- How we gonna play--
- Ah. I'm already ahead of you.
1425
01:22:11,552 --> 01:22:14,847
Officer O'Malley.
Jimmie Wing.
1426
01:22:15,014 --> 01:22:17,099
What are you doing
sending me in with these animals?
1427
01:22:17,266 --> 01:22:19,727
They're completely out of control.
1428
01:22:19,894 --> 01:22:21,437
Yes. Yes.
1429
01:22:21,604 --> 01:22:24,023
They have some more demands.
1430
01:22:36,243 --> 01:22:37,578
Okay, in just a few moments now,
1431
01:22:37,745 --> 01:22:39,246
we're gonna be witnessing
the culmination
1432
01:22:39,413 --> 01:22:41,082
of this extraordinary
rock 'n' roll drama.
1433
01:22:41,248 --> 01:22:43,751
A live performance by
"The Lone Rangers."
1434
01:22:43,918 --> 01:22:45,670
Wait a minute. Cut it, cut it.
That can't be right.
1435
01:22:45,836 --> 01:22:47,588
You can't pluralize "Lone Ranger."
1436
01:22:47,755 --> 01:22:50,758
if he's too expensive, get the guy
who did the Guns N' Roses video.
1437
01:22:50,925 --> 01:22:52,927
- Try for John Landis.
- Landis is huge.
1438
01:22:53,094 --> 01:22:55,888
This is great.
This is a major media event.
1439
01:22:56,055 --> 01:22:59,392
We have lights, we have crowds...
We are gonna bury Lollapalooza!
1440
01:22:59,558 --> 01:23:02,353
- I said no!
- Look at the boots they gave me.
1441
01:23:02,520 --> 01:23:04,855
- Excuse me.
- How is this?
1442
01:23:05,022 --> 01:23:08,275
- I feel kinda goofy.
- You look like an idiot.
1443
01:23:23,749 --> 01:23:25,960
Remember, this only works
if you still have the hostages.
1444
01:23:26,127 --> 01:23:28,004
Okay, Kayla, guns up.
1445
01:23:28,170 --> 01:23:29,964
Hey, what about me?
1446
01:23:37,805 --> 01:23:39,306
Oh, yeah!
1447
01:23:42,935 --> 01:23:44,270
Woman:
I love you, Chazz!
1448
01:23:48,691 --> 01:23:51,402
This is a soggy dream come true!
1449
01:23:51,569 --> 01:23:53,863
This is rockin'.
Yeah!
1450
01:23:56,282 --> 01:23:58,325
- All right!
- Whoo!
1451
01:23:58,492 --> 01:24:00,995
Let's give it to 'em.
1452
01:24:02,663 --> 01:24:05,249
Oh, yeah.
1453
01:24:07,293 --> 01:24:10,004
Hey, man.
1454
01:24:26,645 --> 01:24:29,440
- What?! It's not turned on.
- They ain't givin' us no juice.
1455
01:24:29,607 --> 01:24:32,234
The amps are props.
They're just background for the video.
1456
01:24:32,401 --> 01:24:35,029
We'll play your tape through
the PA system and you pantomime.
1457
01:24:35,196 --> 01:24:36,864
- What, are you yanking me?
- Look, look,
1458
01:24:37,031 --> 01:24:39,825
if you don't do it this way, then
we won't be able to sync it up in post.
1459
01:24:39,992 --> 01:24:42,453
Okay, Rex,
lift up the gun so they can see it.
1460
01:24:42,620 --> 01:24:45,372
- I ain't lip-syncing, man.
- It's a video.
1461
01:24:45,539 --> 01:24:49,168
- People always lip-sync in videos.
- Oh, come on, this is bullshit.
1462
01:24:49,335 --> 01:24:52,004
That's all we are to you, huh?
Some freak show?
1463
01:24:52,171 --> 01:24:54,882
For all you care, our album
could be Pip farting on a snare drum.
1464
01:24:55,049 --> 01:24:57,802
- Guys!
- I ain't fartin' on no snare drum.
1465
01:24:57,968 --> 01:25:01,347
If you guys don't do it,
we don't have a deal.
1466
01:25:01,514 --> 01:25:05,518
Me and the lawyers
from Palatine Records, we walk.
1467
01:25:05,684 --> 01:25:08,521
- Now do you get that?
- All right. Come here.
1468
01:25:08,687 --> 01:25:10,523
Come here, man.
We can't do that.
1469
01:25:10,689 --> 01:25:13,567
- Don't make us be lame.
- Okay. Roll tape.
1470
01:25:16,362 --> 01:25:19,740
Listen, dirthead, shut your mouth
and do what you're told.
1471
01:25:46,725 --> 01:25:49,436
What are you doing?
We're filming!
1472
01:25:49,603 --> 01:25:51,272
Play, you little maggot.
1473
01:25:51,438 --> 01:25:54,316
Jimmie, get out of there.
You're ruining my shot.
1474
01:25:54,483 --> 01:25:58,279
Listen, I own you! I own you!
1475
01:25:58,445 --> 01:25:59,780
Oh, yeah!
1476
01:25:59,947 --> 01:26:03,367
You can't see nothin' from back there,
you filthy scumbags!
1477
01:26:03,534 --> 01:26:07,204
Come on down!
1478
01:26:07,371 --> 01:26:09,957
Come on, let's go!
1479
01:26:17,965 --> 01:26:21,302
Holy shit!
Back it up!
1480
01:26:21,468 --> 01:26:23,929
Just get outta the way.
Let 'em go.
1481
01:26:37,651 --> 01:26:40,362
It's total anarchy!
1482
01:26:53,876 --> 01:26:56,837
- Whoo!
- Check it out, man. They dig our song.
1483
01:27:01,300 --> 01:27:03,510
All right!
Rock 'n' roll!
1484
01:27:34,458 --> 01:27:37,044
♪ What's Johnny doin' out
on a Tuesday night? ♪
1485
01:27:37,211 --> 01:27:39,630
♪ Johnny can't read,
Johnny can't write ♪
1486
01:27:39,797 --> 01:27:45,010
♪ Kids just don't understand ♪
1487
01:27:45,177 --> 01:27:47,429
♪ Johnny don't care about the world ♪
1488
01:27:47,596 --> 01:27:51,141
♪ As long as he can do his girl ♪
1489
01:27:51,308 --> 01:27:54,311
♪ And prove that he's a man ♪
1490
01:27:54,478 --> 01:27:57,106
♪ Degenerated ♪
1491
01:27:57,273 --> 01:27:59,650
♪ Degenerated ♪
1492
01:27:59,817 --> 01:28:04,363
♪ And our minds are vegetated ♪
1493
01:28:04,530 --> 01:28:07,408
♪ Degenerated ♪
1494
01:28:07,574 --> 01:28:09,285
- ♪ Degenerated... ♪
- Rex!
1495
01:28:09,451 --> 01:28:15,082
- What are you doin', man?
- ♪ Vegetated ♪
1496
01:28:15,249 --> 01:28:17,543
♪ Degenerated ♪
1497
01:28:17,710 --> 01:28:20,254
♪ Degenerated ♪
1498
01:28:21,547 --> 01:28:24,925
We start touring in six months.
1499
01:28:25,092 --> 01:28:28,095
Well, three months
if they behave themselves.
1500
01:28:28,262 --> 01:28:30,139
♪ Degenerate, degenerate ♪
1501
01:28:30,306 --> 01:28:33,642
♪ Degenerate, degenerate. ♪
1502
01:28:33,809 --> 01:28:35,352
( Yells )
1503
01:28:52,453 --> 01:28:55,039
( music playing )
1504
01:29:30,282 --> 01:29:32,826
♪ Nine to five and five to nine ♪
1505
01:29:32,993 --> 01:29:35,829
♪ Ain't gonna take it, it's our time ♪
1506
01:29:35,996 --> 01:29:39,708
♪ We want the world
and we want it now ♪
1507
01:29:39,875 --> 01:29:42,586
♪ We're gonna take it anyhow ♪
1508
01:29:42,753 --> 01:29:45,672
♪ We want the airwaves ♪
1509
01:29:45,839 --> 01:29:48,842
♪ We want the airwaves ♪
1510
01:29:49,009 --> 01:29:51,637
♪ We want the airwaves, baby ♪
1511
01:29:51,804 --> 01:29:55,682
♪ if rock is gonna stay alive ♪
1512
01:29:55,849 --> 01:29:57,684
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
1513
01:29:57,851 --> 01:29:59,395
♪ Well, all right ♪
1514
01:29:59,561 --> 01:30:02,398
♪ Let's rock tonight ♪
1515
01:30:02,564 --> 01:30:05,275
♪ All night ♪
1516
01:30:09,905 --> 01:30:11,031
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
1517
01:30:11,198 --> 01:30:13,033
♪ Well, all right ♪
1518
01:30:13,200 --> 01:30:16,286
♪ Let's rock tonight ♪
1519
01:30:16,453 --> 01:30:19,248
♪ All night ♪
1520
01:30:19,415 --> 01:30:21,792
♪ All night ♪
1521
01:30:28,006 --> 01:30:30,551
♪ Where's your guts
and your will to survive? ♪
1522
01:30:30,717 --> 01:30:34,388
♪ Don't you wanna keep
rock 'n' roll music alive? ♪
1523
01:30:34,555 --> 01:30:37,307
♪ Mr. Programmer,
I got my hammer ♪
1524
01:30:37,474 --> 01:30:40,352
♪ And I'm gonna smash my,
smash my radio ♪
1525
01:30:40,519 --> 01:30:43,730
♪ We want the airwaves ♪
1526
01:30:43,897 --> 01:30:47,067
♪ We want the airwaves ♪
1527
01:30:47,234 --> 01:30:49,862
♪ We want the airwaves, baby ♪
1528
01:30:50,028 --> 01:30:52,948
♪ if rock is gonna stay alive ♪
1529
01:30:53,115 --> 01:30:55,159
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
1530
01:30:55,325 --> 01:30:57,411
♪ Well, all right ♪
1531
01:30:57,578 --> 01:31:00,247
♪ Let's rock tonight ♪
1532
01:31:00,414 --> 01:31:03,000
♪ All night ♪
1533
01:31:07,963 --> 01:31:09,465
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
1534
01:31:09,631 --> 01:31:11,133
♪ Well, all right ♪
1535
01:31:11,300 --> 01:31:13,760
♪ Let's rock tonight ♪
1536
01:31:13,927 --> 01:31:17,055
♪ All night ♪
1537
01:31:17,222 --> 01:31:19,349
♪ All night ♪
1538
01:31:48,420 --> 01:31:50,797
♪ We want the airwaves ♪
1539
01:31:50,964 --> 01:31:54,092
♪ We want the airwaves ♪
1540
01:31:54,259 --> 01:31:57,346
♪ We want the airwaves ♪
1541
01:31:57,513 --> 01:32:01,266
♪ We want the airwaves ♪
1542
01:32:01,433 --> 01:32:04,520
♪ We want the airwaves, baby. ♪
1542
01:32:05,305 --> 01:33:05,882
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