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[door closes]
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Michael: I've never seen
someone actually become a
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party monster in
front of my eyes.
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Josh: Ok, c'mon.
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Michael: You were like, in the
dictionary it would be your
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face next to party
monster and mess.
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Josh: Ok, ok.
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Michael: I mean it
was pretty bad Josh,
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I'd never seen someone pull out
their dick at a party before.
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You're like slapping it
from cheek to cheek.like Kids.
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Josh: Oh right,
it was not hard.
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Michael: Well it wasn't hard,
but it was certainly long and
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noticeable...you're a dick.
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Josh: Good times.
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Michael: Nah, I
was rock bottom;
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I was terrible.
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Josh: It was college.
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Michael: Yeah, it was like
seriously like the worst
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night, not even joking.
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Get that smile off your
face, you disgust me.
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Josh: Ok man.
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Michael: Nice house.
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Josh: I know, right?
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Michael: Yeah,
how'd you get this?
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Josh: It's my boss's
place he let's me stay here
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from time to time.
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Michael: Yeah?
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Your boss, huh?
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Josh: Yeah.
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Michael: Yeah?
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Yeah...he's just
letting you stay here?
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Josh: It's my job Michael.
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Michael: Yeah?
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For free?
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Josh: Do you mind getting
the first leg in the morning?
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Michael: What, I
mean, is that drive?
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Josh: Have you forgotten
the English language?
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Michael: Ok, last I
checked leg and drive were not
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synonymous with each other.
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No, I mean like, I mostly
remember everything from the
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English language, but you know
if you don't use it you lose
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it, so I've forgotten
a lot of vocabulary.
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I teach baby English all day .
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I'm mostly, mostly, mostly
mostly good up to five years
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ago though,
colloquially speaking.
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Josh: Ok...so you'll drive.
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Michael: Hmm, um,
yeah, hmm, hmm,
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I got a tattoo.
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Josh: You did?
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Michael: I got a tattoo.
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I did.
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Josh: Where?
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Michael: Guess.
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It's the most typical
spot a white person like
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me would get a tattoo.
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Josh: On your butt.
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Michael: What,
uh, no, I uh no,
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here, here weirdo.
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Here, look at that.
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It's a, there it is.
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Josh: Wow.
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Michael: Yeah.
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Do you know what it means?
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Josh: No idea.
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Michael: Yeah,
can't read Japanese.
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It means like
laughter or smile.
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In Japanese we say waro.
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Josh: Waro.
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Michael: Waro,
yeah that wasn't bad.
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I get sick of those guys
that get kangi all over their
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bodies and they
can't even read it.
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Josh: Yeah.
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Michael: Yeah, I can read it.
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Touch it, you can
touch it if you want...
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It's bumpy right.
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Josh: It is bumpy.
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Michael: Yeah.
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It's real, it's real.
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It's supposed to be bumpy.
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Josh: Hmm.
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Michael: Do you have any?
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Josh: No, I'm, I'm
open to it, I just,
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I haven't felt that strongly
about anything yet I guess.
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Michael: Hmm, um, yeah, hmm,
yeah about driving like um.
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Josh: Yeah.
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Michael: Yeah,
no, no, I, I can't,
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it's not gonna happen.
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Josh: What do you
mean you can't,
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you, you said you
would help drive.
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Michael: When we
talked before I,
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I assumed that I already had
auto insurance, but I don't.
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Josh: Michael, why didn't
you just fly to Chicago?
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Michael: You're not in
Chicago, you're in LA.
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Josh: Yeah, but the drive
is really long Michael.
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Michael: It is, it is.
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Josh: This, this whole
reunion was your idea.
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Michael: You want to go,
like you want to catch up.
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Josh: I...what
if we didn't go?
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Michael: No.
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Josh: Think about it.
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Michael: Um, ok first of all,
who's gonna pay for my ticket
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to Chicago, cause I gotta go
straight from there to Japan.
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Josh: Ah.
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Michael: Second of all,
I already made plans.
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Josh: Along where?
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Michael: Uh, so if this is Los
Angeles and this is chitown.
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Josh: Uh huh.
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Michael: Instead of doing the
straight line we'd be doing a
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happy little horse shoe.
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See that happy face?
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That's you and me, happy face.
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josh: Ok, what
are we going to do?
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Michael: Who are
we going to do?
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Josh: Ok, who are we seeing?
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Michael: Oh, the
person we are seeing is
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very excited to see us.
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Um, with their
significant other,
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we haven't met them yet.
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And, I don't know we
have a dinner set up,
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it's gonna be great.
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Josh: I don't know.
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Michael: I will pay
for the detour gas.
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Josh: Oh, you'll pay
for the detour gas.
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Michael: I will
pay for the detour,
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I will pay for all of the
gas if you just shut
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the fuck up for a little bit.
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Josh: I'm not going.
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Michael: No, you are going.
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Josh: No.
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Michael: No, you
always do this shit,
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I hate it ok.
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You're going, we are
gonna go together.
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Eh, eh, eh.
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Josh: Eric is working
on a second degree.
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Yeah he's studying business,
so good luck with that.
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Michael: Oh, he's
gonna burn that down.
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Uh, how bout Ameila?
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Josh: She's still in Italy.
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Michael: Lisa.
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Josh: She's um, I
think she's good,
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I know she got married.
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I didn't make it
to the wedding,
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but I got invited.
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Michael: My God, I'd love to
see Lisa again, wouldn't you?
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Josh: Yeah.
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Michael: It's weird,
like, I thought
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everything would be the same.
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It's like when you're
having a conversation and then
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you go inside of a store,
and the conversation
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you had outside like stops.
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And then you go outside again
and the conversation resumes.
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Like, do you know
what I'm talking about?
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Josh: Yeah.
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Michael : Yeah.
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Josh: It's like
a time capsule.
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Michael: Yeah, yeah,
like a, like a perfectly
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preserved time capsule.
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Josh: Hmm-mm.
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Michael: Like, like us.
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Josh: Wonder what this reunion
is really gonna be like.
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Michael: I don't know.
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Are you seeing anyone?
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Josh: I am seeing a
few people, yeah.
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Michael: Anything serious?
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Josh: Well their not in the
car with us now are they?
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Michael: I forget
that at most reunions,
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like people bring
their significant others.
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Eh, eh, eh.
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Josh: Right.
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So what about you?
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Michael: Oh, you know, like I'm
always looking for something.
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Michael: Do you
like Las Vegas?
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I do like Las Vegas.
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Do you like Las Vegas?
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There's shit stains
all over the bed.
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Josh: Ugh.
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Michael: Ugh.
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Josh and Michael: Aaargghhh.
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Michael: Josh, it's like
7:00 p.m. It's like 6:30,
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it's like 6. It's
like 5, wake up.
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Josh, Josh wake up.
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We just got here.
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You will wake up mister.
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You will wake up.
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I see my dick in the
mirror Josh, I see it.
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Swingin.
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Uh, Josh,
somebody stole my pants.
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What are we
gonna do about this?
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Eh?
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What are we going
to do about this?
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Did you take my pants?
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Josh, somebody
stole my pants, what
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are we gonna do about this?
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Hey, you have my
fuckin pants don't you.
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Where the fuck
are my pants Josh?
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C'mon, Josh.
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Um, what would you seriously
do if somebody came right into
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this room right now and took
those right off of you and
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chucked them out the window.
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Or ate them.
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What if they, they
took the pants and then
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physically like ate them.
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What would you seriously do?
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Josh: You're getting hard.
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Michael: Josh, wake up.
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It's check-out time.
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Wake up.
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Josh: I feel like shit.
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Michael: Yep.
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Need some air man, pull over.
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Josh: Nah.
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Michael: Ok.
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Uh, um.
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Alright, let's play a game.
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Josh: No.
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Michael: Josh, like it's
gonna pass the time
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a lot better than this.
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Questions only, you may
not use sentences, go.
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Josh: Why are you so peppy?
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Michael: Wasn't
last night fun?
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Josh: Isn't it kinda frustrating
that you can't drive?
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Michael: Do you want
me to drive for awhile?
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Josh: You don't
have insurance.
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Michael: Was that a question?
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Josh: You know Michael, I'm
driving on your itinerary and
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I don't understand why we're not
just going straight to Chicago.
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Michael : Alright, well.
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I'd rather Josh was into
the element of surprise.
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But I could tell you
we're gonna stop in Missouri.
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Does that help you?
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Does that make
you more relaxed?
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Josh: We're gonna
see your brother?
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Michael: Yeah, that's not
that far out of the way.
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Josh: Ok, you know it's
fine, it's cool to see them,
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I don't mind its just
it's annoying when
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you keep secrets that's all.
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What?
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Michael: Remind me again
about that DUI you had.
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Josh: That's a completely
different situation.
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Michael: No, no, who
was in the car with you?
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Josh: You were.
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Michael: And who forget to tell
me that they had been drinking.
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Josh: Me.
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Michael: I made sure
your car wasn't impounded.
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I drove it home, I parked it.
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Josh: You bailed me out.
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Michael: I bailed you out.
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Thank God I got
the money back.
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Had to drive all the way
to downtown Chicago
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to pull you out of that tank.
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Josh: Ok, you were a big help.
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Michael: Yeah, I was a
big help that night.
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If you hadn't been so
Goddamn secretive
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like I would have driven.
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Jeez Josh like you need to
relax a little bit more.
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Like I think I'm
entitled to some secrets,
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they're positive ones, like
it's not like I'm withholding
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the fact that I was drinking.
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I just want to take you
a few surprise places,
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what's wrong with that.
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Nothing.
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Josh: You're probably right.
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Michael: I know I'm right.
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Of course I'm right.
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I'm always right.
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I mean I'm basically guiding
you towards a better version
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of the time than you would be
having if you'd stayed at home.
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Josh: Yeah, at home I'd
probably just be watching TV.
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Michael: No, no you'd be
masturbating to soap operas.
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Josh: Ok, I think I'd be
watching something a little
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classier than a soap opera.
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Michael: Oh, like you'd be
jerking off to Europa, Europa.
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Josh: Cabaret.
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Michael: Ooh, who would you
rather fuck Liza Minelli or
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Gene Kelly, like
in their hey day.
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Josh: Which films?
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Michael: Well Cabaret and
like Singing in the Rain.
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Josh: Gene, by a mile.
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Michael: No, Liza you fool.
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Liza.
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Prince or the artist
formerly known as Prince.
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Josh: Still Prince.
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Michael: Yeah, I think
Prince would be good.
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No, the Artist
formerly known as.
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Seriously can we pull over.
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Thanks.
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Josh: I'm glad
we're doing this.
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Josh: You feeling ok?
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Michael: Yeah.
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Michael: Work.
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(Speaking Japanese).
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Josh: Michael, Mike,
Michael, Michael,
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what are you
doing with my phone?
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Michael: Who's this dude?
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Josh: It's my boss.
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Anyway, will you
sit on my back?
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Michael: Alright,
for like a minute.
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Josh: Ok please it
just really hurts.
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Further up on my back.
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Further, further up.
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Like more towards
the middle of my back.
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A little further.
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That's good, that's better.
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Can you do like a
back and forth motion?
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No, the other,
like towards my head.
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Up and down.
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Yeah, like that.
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Yes.
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Michael: Your
minute is almost up.
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Josh: Oh, that feels good.
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Michael: Yep, that's a minute.
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Josh: I felt old for
the first time this week.
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Michael: What did you like
come a puff of smoke
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when you were jerking off.
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Josh: Yeah, yeah that's
exactly what happened.
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Michael: That's why
your face is so ashy.
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Josh: No, my uh, my colleague's
son came to work who's 17.
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And he told me
all about his Mom,
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my colleague's wife,
how she grows weed.
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Michael: Do you smoke pot?
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Josh: No.
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Michael: I could
smoke right now.
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Josh: Anyway,
he's uh you know,
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he's telling me about his
Mom and showing me his profile
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that has all of her stuff.
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Michael: Online?
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Josh: Yeah, exactly.
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It feels like he's
trying to sell me this weed.
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And it's awkward, you know
it's my colleague's son,
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so I'm doing anything
to change the subject.
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So I talk to
him, I'm like hey,
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you know it must be really tough
being a teenager these days.
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You know with all the social
media and these teachers are
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patrolling your
twitter accounts.
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The gossip in the hallways
with all the students,
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you know what I mean.
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I'm going on and on for
like a minute or so and
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he is just staring at me.
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Michael: Show me the look.
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Josh: It's like um.
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Michael: Yeah, I
know that look.
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Josh: You know what I mean.
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It's the look that every
teenager has when their stuck
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in a conversation
with a grandfather.
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Completely
different generations.
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Michael: Yeah, we're in
that category of people.
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Josh: Yeah.
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Exactly.
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We can't go to the 20
year old parties anymore.
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Michael: No, we'd be the
creepy guys in the corner.
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Like with the red cups.
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Everyone says like
what are they doing here?
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Who's Dad is that?
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Josh: At least
we'd have each other.
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Michael: Yeah.
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Michael : (Singing Japanese).
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Michael : (Singing Japanese).
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00:24:20,026 --> 00:24:20,993
Michael: You
could sing a song,
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I don't give a fuck.
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00:24:21,828 --> 00:24:22,862
Josh: Why don't
you sing something
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00:24:22,895 --> 00:24:24,664
that we could all sing?
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00:24:25,932 --> 00:24:28,200
What the hell are you singing?
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00:24:28,801 --> 00:24:30,570
Fuji mountain what?
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00:24:31,771 --> 00:24:36,609
Michael: When I become a first
grader I want to go to the top
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of Mount Fuji and eat onagiri
with 100 of my friends.
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Josh: Do you know
how to turn on the.
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Michael: What, ah the defrost.
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00:24:47,620 --> 00:24:48,788
Josh: It's
getting fogged, yes.
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00:24:48,821 --> 00:24:52,224
Michael: Yeah, yes, it's fine.
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00:24:57,797 --> 00:24:59,065
Michael: Is that it?
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00:24:59,098 --> 00:25:01,534
Josh: I can't tell yet.
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00:25:04,671 --> 00:25:06,205
I think it's helping.
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00:25:09,308 --> 00:25:11,143
Michael: You're welcome.
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00:25:13,780 --> 00:25:15,715
Can I sing again?
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00:25:15,982 --> 00:25:17,684
Do you want to
learn how to sing it?
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00:25:17,717 --> 00:25:20,152
Josh: Ok, I will
learn how to sing it.
403
00:25:20,186 --> 00:25:30,196
Michael and Josh:
(Japanese singing).
404
00:25:30,229 --> 00:25:43,275
Michael and Josh:
(Japanese singing).
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00:25:43,309 --> 00:25:44,811
Michael: See we're
parting the clouds.
406
00:25:44,844 --> 00:25:52,184
Michael and Josh:
(Japanese singing).
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00:26:20,146 --> 00:26:21,280
Michael: I'm hungry.
408
00:26:27,219 --> 00:26:29,355
Michael: Have you
ever done, like um,
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00:26:29,388 --> 00:26:31,658
have you ever
done role-playing?
410
00:26:32,825 --> 00:26:34,761
Josh: You mean cos-play?
411
00:26:35,427 --> 00:26:38,330
Michael: Yeah, I was trying to
say the English word for it.
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00:26:38,364 --> 00:26:40,833
Like in Japanese
costume play is cos-play.
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00:26:40,867 --> 00:26:43,936
Josh: Yeah cos-play, I'm
familiar with the term.
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00:26:43,970 --> 00:26:44,871
But, no.
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00:26:44,904 --> 00:26:45,805
Michael: Yeah, yeah.
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00:26:45,838 --> 00:26:46,605
Josh: You?
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00:26:46,639 --> 00:26:48,908
Michael: Yeah,
like a few times.
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00:26:49,241 --> 00:26:55,648
Like um, I don't know, ever
hear people say Japan
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00:26:55,682 --> 00:26:57,984
is into some freaky sex shit.
420
00:26:58,017 --> 00:27:00,019
Right?
421
00:27:00,052 --> 00:27:01,654
I think they're actually one
of the healthier countries
422
00:27:01,688 --> 00:27:03,790
when it comes to sex.
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00:27:03,823 --> 00:27:04,957
Josh: I heard the
husbands and wives
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00:27:04,991 --> 00:27:06,959
don't even fuck each other.
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00:27:06,993 --> 00:27:09,028
Michael: Hmm, like a lot
of the time they don't.
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00:27:09,061 --> 00:27:11,964
Probably why the sex
industry is so popular there.
427
00:27:11,998 --> 00:27:14,166
They don't have time for it.
428
00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:16,936
They work 10 hours a
day, 14 hours a day.
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00:27:16,969 --> 00:27:19,405
Sometimes they don't
even live at home.
430
00:27:19,438 --> 00:27:22,108
Like, so the wife will get
a mistress and then the
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00:27:22,141 --> 00:27:25,311
husband will go to a sex
establishment and pick out
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00:27:25,344 --> 00:27:27,980
a girl or boy of his choosing.
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00:27:28,014 --> 00:27:29,682
Josh: Prostitution.
434
00:27:29,716 --> 00:27:30,817
Michael: Well, yeah.
435
00:27:30,850 --> 00:27:32,251
Like kind of.
436
00:27:32,284 --> 00:27:36,088
Like it's not technically
prostitution so as long as you
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00:27:36,122 --> 00:27:38,157
don't do penis vagina sex.
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00:27:38,190 --> 00:27:39,992
Like you can't do coitus.
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00:27:40,026 --> 00:27:41,427
Josh: That's all you can't do?
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00:27:41,460 --> 00:27:42,594
Michael: That's all
you can't do really,
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00:27:42,628 --> 00:27:45,164
like you can do titty fuck,
you can do rape fantasies,
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00:27:45,197 --> 00:27:50,036
you can do anal, like pretty
much anything you can think of
443
00:27:50,069 --> 00:27:54,273
goes as long as the boy or
girl giving it to you is
444
00:27:54,306 --> 00:27:57,243
comfortable with the
service that you want.
445
00:27:57,276 --> 00:27:59,278
Josh: And you've done this.
446
00:28:00,780 --> 00:28:02,414
Michael: Yeah.
447
00:28:05,985 --> 00:28:08,154
Josh: Can you
tell me about it?
448
00:28:08,955 --> 00:28:10,222
Michael: No, you're gonna tell
all your friends about it,
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00:28:10,256 --> 00:28:11,423
Josh: I don't
have any friends.
450
00:28:11,457 --> 00:28:13,926
Michael: You have that 17
year-old, that pothead right?
451
00:28:13,960 --> 00:28:15,127
Josh: Come on.
452
00:28:15,161 --> 00:28:16,896
Michael: He's gonna be stoned,
you're gonna go up to him,
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00:28:16,929 --> 00:28:17,830
you're gonna
tell him about it,
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00:28:17,864 --> 00:28:19,398
he's gonna put it
all over the internet.
455
00:28:19,431 --> 00:28:22,268
All over the
social media sites.
456
00:28:22,301 --> 00:28:29,942
Alright, yeah, like um,
nurse, a cat, fairy.
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00:28:29,976 --> 00:28:33,880
Josh: Wait, you've
dressed as a nurse?
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00:28:34,380 --> 00:28:36,715
Michael: Do I look like I
would dress like a nurse?
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00:28:36,949 --> 00:28:39,318
Do I really look
like the sub type?
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00:28:39,351 --> 00:28:41,788
Josh: You could
be a dom nurse.
461
00:28:41,821 --> 00:28:43,856
Michael: You're a sub.
462
00:28:44,190 --> 00:28:45,992
You're totally the sub type.
463
00:28:46,025 --> 00:28:47,093
Josh: What are
you talking about?
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00:28:47,126 --> 00:28:48,828
Michael: You take it.
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00:28:49,128 --> 00:28:50,396
Like you think you're a
dom, but you're a sub.
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00:28:50,429 --> 00:28:53,032
I'm dom, wait did
I say sub or dom.
467
00:28:53,065 --> 00:28:57,236
You're sub I'm dom,
I'm dom all the way.
468
00:28:58,337 --> 00:29:00,807
Dom gives, sub takes.
469
00:29:04,010 --> 00:29:05,411
Josh: I don't know what
you're talking about.
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00:29:06,145 --> 00:29:06,913
Michael: You
think you're a dom,
471
00:29:06,946 --> 00:29:08,981
but you're
totally the nurse type.
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00:29:29,168 --> 00:29:30,870
Michael: Would you ever
put foreskin in your nose?
473
00:29:31,503 --> 00:29:32,839
Josh: What?
474
00:29:32,872 --> 00:29:33,672
Michael: I saw this
porn this one time,
475
00:29:33,705 --> 00:29:35,541
it was the first
gay porn I ever saw.
476
00:29:35,574 --> 00:29:37,810
Like I was at a
friend's house and he said,
477
00:29:37,844 --> 00:29:39,378
hey check out this gay porn.
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00:29:39,411 --> 00:29:41,580
I'm like what's this and
he's like it's fireman porn.
479
00:29:41,613 --> 00:29:44,016
And there's a lot of guys
in fire hats and their
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00:29:44,050 --> 00:29:46,452
sitting around and this man
says to other guy like put
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00:29:46,485 --> 00:29:49,421
my foreskin in your nose.
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00:29:52,324 --> 00:29:53,459
Josh: Do you still have that?
483
00:29:53,492 --> 00:29:54,961
Michael: It's not
mine, it's not mine,
484
00:29:54,994 --> 00:29:56,963
I just watched it.
485
00:29:56,996 --> 00:29:59,331
It blew my mind.
486
00:29:59,365 --> 00:30:02,101
I had to stop it,
rewind like 15 times,
487
00:30:02,134 --> 00:30:03,069
I couldn't believe it.
488
00:30:03,102 --> 00:30:05,071
Shocking.
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00:30:14,513 --> 00:30:16,215
Josh: You sure you
know where you're going?
490
00:30:16,248 --> 00:30:18,084
Michael: No, I've
never been here before.
491
00:30:18,117 --> 00:30:20,352
Just uh, straight
now, I'm sorry,
492
00:30:20,386 --> 00:30:22,421
like it's, it's confusing.
493
00:30:22,454 --> 00:30:23,355
Josh: It is confusing.
494
00:30:23,389 --> 00:30:25,257
Michael: Yeah, you alright.
495
00:30:25,291 --> 00:30:27,593
That's the
playground, that's it, right?
496
00:30:27,626 --> 00:30:30,396
That's the
playground right there.
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00:30:30,997 --> 00:30:31,931
Josh: Ok.
498
00:30:31,964 --> 00:30:32,932
Michael: Yeah.
499
00:30:32,965 --> 00:30:34,934
Josh: It looks like the
other playground we saw.
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00:30:36,102 --> 00:30:37,603
Michael: You know if I dropped
a child off at one of those
501
00:30:37,636 --> 00:30:40,039
playgrounds, I would never
come back to the correct one
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00:30:40,072 --> 00:30:40,907
to pick them up.
503
00:30:40,940 --> 00:30:43,075
They'd be lost,
they'd be gone forever.
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00:30:43,109 --> 00:30:45,311
I'd be a terrible parent.
505
00:30:45,344 --> 00:30:48,347
Um, so it looks like, it looks
like it dead ends but go.
506
00:30:48,380 --> 00:30:49,315
Josh: Straight?
507
00:30:49,348 --> 00:30:50,249
Michael: Yeah, straight.
508
00:30:50,282 --> 00:30:51,417
Go straight.
509
00:30:51,450 --> 00:30:52,919
You're gonna be so
happy in a minute.
510
00:30:52,952 --> 00:30:54,420
You're gonna be
incredibly happy.
511
00:30:54,453 --> 00:30:57,289
I promise.
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00:30:57,323 --> 00:30:58,457
Josh: Ok.
513
00:30:58,490 --> 00:31:00,059
Michael: Pull in
right behind there.
514
00:31:02,461 --> 00:31:05,097
Go, go ahead.
515
00:31:05,331 --> 00:31:06,865
You can cul de sac it.
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00:31:15,574 --> 00:31:17,443
Josh: Ok.
517
00:31:19,578 --> 00:31:20,246
Michael: What
you're not excited?
518
00:31:20,279 --> 00:31:22,014
Josh: What are we doing here?
519
00:31:23,983 --> 00:31:25,985
Michael: It's Lisa's house.
520
00:31:26,418 --> 00:31:27,653
Duh.
521
00:31:29,055 --> 00:31:30,089
C'mon.
522
00:31:30,122 --> 00:31:31,257
Josh: No way.
523
00:31:31,290 --> 00:31:33,125
Michael: Yeah.
524
00:31:35,694 --> 00:31:37,229
You never check your
email or anything?
525
00:31:37,596 --> 00:31:39,131
Josh: Just give
me a minute, ok?
526
00:31:45,437 --> 00:31:46,705
Michael: Well, you
can wait in the car,
527
00:31:46,738 --> 00:31:48,574
I'm gonna go inside.
528
00:31:50,109 --> 00:31:52,911
Yeah, toodles.
529
00:32:02,254 --> 00:32:03,089
Michael: Hey.
530
00:32:03,122 --> 00:32:06,292
Lisa: Hey guys.
531
00:32:08,260 --> 00:32:10,229
Michael: Nice to meet ya.
532
00:32:10,596 --> 00:32:15,067
Dominic: Likewise.
533
00:32:18,204 --> 00:32:19,705
Michael: No, but that must
be the reason why you're
534
00:32:19,738 --> 00:32:21,573
not going to the reunion.
535
00:32:21,607 --> 00:32:23,675
Lisa: Yeah, I mean I
don't know how much fun it
536
00:32:23,709 --> 00:32:25,344
would be being pregnant.
537
00:32:25,377 --> 00:32:27,446
I can't drink anything.
538
00:32:28,347 --> 00:32:29,448
Michael: It'd be
great, it'd be great,
539
00:32:29,481 --> 00:32:32,718
you could just sit in the
back seat and drink water.
540
00:32:33,319 --> 00:32:34,420
Come and join us.
541
00:32:34,453 --> 00:32:36,088
I bet, I bet, I bet he drinks.
542
00:32:36,122 --> 00:32:37,389
He looks like a
drinker, right?
543
00:32:37,423 --> 00:32:38,424
Lisa: Oh yeah.
544
00:32:38,457 --> 00:32:39,491
Michael: Yeah?
545
00:32:39,525 --> 00:32:40,659
Lisa: Yeah.
546
00:32:40,692 --> 00:32:41,527
Michael: Yeah.
547
00:32:41,560 --> 00:32:42,761
Josh: The three of
us did our share.
548
00:32:42,794 --> 00:32:44,163
Back in the college days.
549
00:32:44,196 --> 00:32:46,598
Michael: Oh yeah,
like what was it,
550
00:32:46,632 --> 00:32:48,300
like Lake Michigan?
551
00:32:48,334 --> 00:32:50,469
Josh: Yeah, we'd be out
there waiting for the sunrise.
552
00:32:50,502 --> 00:32:52,204
Michael: Yeah, yeah.
553
00:32:52,238 --> 00:32:53,372
Josh: Wow.
554
00:32:53,405 --> 00:32:54,773
Michael: I think that was
the first time did like um,
555
00:32:54,806 --> 00:32:56,075
like Peote?
556
00:32:56,108 --> 00:32:57,176
Mushrooms?
557
00:32:57,209 --> 00:32:58,177
With you guys.
558
00:32:58,210 --> 00:32:59,211
Lisa: Yeah.
559
00:32:59,245 --> 00:33:00,712
Michael: Yeah, who'd
want to forget that night.
560
00:33:00,746 --> 00:33:03,049
Josh: It was a fun night.
561
00:33:03,415 --> 00:33:05,151
Michael: Yeah, I mean it was,
it was a really fun night,
562
00:33:05,184 --> 00:33:06,785
it was a great night.
563
00:33:06,818 --> 00:33:10,189
I think that was, it
was my first, probably
564
00:33:10,222 --> 00:33:16,462
not your first, definitely
not your first three way.
565
00:33:16,495 --> 00:33:18,297
Josh: Ok Michael.
566
00:33:18,330 --> 00:33:19,598
Michael: Yeah, I
mean it was funny,
567
00:33:20,766 --> 00:33:21,900
it was so funny cause Josh
is laughing and he's he's so
568
00:33:21,933 --> 00:33:26,172
sloppy, going back and forth
trying to get it in right?
569
00:33:26,205 --> 00:33:30,276
And he's just like, he's just
getting like soft, right?
570
00:33:30,309 --> 00:33:32,544
And it's, it's, it's
incredibly difficult cause
571
00:33:32,578 --> 00:33:36,248
you're probably
too, you're too small.
572
00:33:36,282 --> 00:33:37,683
Lisa : Keep it down.
573
00:33:38,650 --> 00:33:40,819
Michael: Ok, you
were, you're too small.
574
00:33:40,852 --> 00:33:42,121
Or maybe we're too big right?
575
00:33:42,154 --> 00:33:43,289
Maybe I'm too
big, he's too big,
576
00:33:43,322 --> 00:33:45,691
you're a little too small
and we just can't get it in.
577
00:33:45,724 --> 00:33:50,096
But, lo and behold
there is the other hole.
578
00:33:52,098 --> 00:33:54,633
Camera one, camera two,
option one, option two.
579
00:33:54,666 --> 00:33:56,102
Hole number one,
hole number two,
580
00:33:56,135 --> 00:33:58,337
why not go for
everything while we're at it.
581
00:33:58,370 --> 00:34:00,739
And I wanted to do the
fucking Eiffel Tower.
582
00:34:00,772 --> 00:34:03,475
I wanted to the Eiffel Tower so
I'm in the front side and Josh
583
00:34:03,509 --> 00:34:06,745
is in the back side and we're
gonna do the high five on top.
584
00:34:08,480 --> 00:34:10,316
It's like, no, I'm
sorry, we didn't do that,
585
00:34:10,349 --> 00:34:13,785
no offense, it
was, it was college.
586
00:34:15,287 --> 00:34:17,456
Everybody was
doing that in college.
587
00:34:20,826 --> 00:34:26,165
Yeah, well honestly um, I,
sh, pipe it down, sh, sup?
588
00:34:30,236 --> 00:34:34,106
Honestly Dominic, she
is the most amazing,
589
00:34:34,140 --> 00:34:37,209
sweetest, straightest
lady I've ever met.
590
00:34:37,243 --> 00:34:39,711
It's so nice to meet you
and it's so nice to see this,
591
00:34:42,714 --> 00:34:46,818
it's amazing and you have
done such an amazing job,
592
00:34:46,852 --> 00:34:50,556
both of you have done such an
amazing job with everything
593
00:34:50,589 --> 00:34:54,193
you want to do with your
life, you've set out a goal
594
00:34:54,226 --> 00:34:55,694
and you accomplished it.
595
00:34:55,727 --> 00:34:57,463
You're aiming for
something and you have it,
596
00:34:57,496 --> 00:35:00,366
and I wish I had what, and
you're amazing, you're great.
597
00:35:00,399 --> 00:35:01,633
Lisa: Thank you.
598
00:35:01,667 --> 00:35:02,701
Michael: you're great.
599
00:35:02,734 --> 00:35:03,635
Lisa: Thank you.
600
00:35:03,669 --> 00:35:06,305
Michael: Yeah,
you're, I'm proud of you.
601
00:35:06,338 --> 00:35:07,573
I'm so proud.
602
00:35:07,606 --> 00:35:10,409
You're proud,
you're, we're all proud.
603
00:35:10,442 --> 00:35:12,844
We're fucking proud.
604
00:35:14,213 --> 00:35:15,781
You got a pool?
605
00:35:30,596 --> 00:35:32,798
Josh: You were quite
the asshole tonight.
606
00:35:33,365 --> 00:35:34,833
Michael: It's
dangerous to swim alone.
607
00:35:36,802 --> 00:35:38,804
Josh: I'm not swimming.
608
00:35:39,338 --> 00:35:40,406
Michael: You're drunk.
609
00:35:40,739 --> 00:35:42,474
Josh: I'm not
even drunk asshole.
610
00:36:07,599 --> 00:36:09,401
Josh: Is this a game to you?
611
00:36:10,636 --> 00:36:17,743
Michael: No, no I just,
I overestimate what
612
00:36:17,776 --> 00:36:20,712
I can say in America.
613
00:36:27,553 --> 00:36:29,921
Josh: Michael, she's
six months pregnant.
614
00:36:31,323 --> 00:36:35,461
Next to her husband, this,
this whole thing was your idea.
615
00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:44,336
Michael: I'm sorry.
616
00:36:44,370 --> 00:36:46,972
Josh, don't you
want to go back?
617
00:37:52,904 --> 00:37:54,773
Michael: Stop.
618
00:38:25,771 --> 00:38:27,706
Josh: I had too much to drink.
619
00:38:40,151 --> 00:38:50,362
*
620
00:38:50,396 --> 00:39:00,439
*
621
00:39:00,439 --> 00:39:10,382
*
622
00:39:10,416 --> 00:39:20,459
*
623
00:39:20,459 --> 00:39:30,402
*
624
00:39:30,436 --> 00:39:40,479
*
625
00:39:40,479 --> 00:39:50,422
*
626
00:39:50,456 --> 00:40:00,499
*
627
00:40:00,499 --> 00:40:11,877
*
628
00:40:11,910 --> 00:40:13,779
Josh: Wow, this is awesome.
629
00:40:14,980 --> 00:40:16,582
Michael: I guess.
630
00:40:17,949 --> 00:40:20,085
Do you even think
it's worth going?
631
00:40:20,118 --> 00:40:21,587
Like really?
632
00:40:21,620 --> 00:40:23,154
Josh: What do you
mean worth going?
633
00:40:23,188 --> 00:40:26,191
Michael: I don't know,
interacting with everyone?
634
00:40:26,692 --> 00:40:28,494
Like, catching up?
635
00:40:28,527 --> 00:40:30,696
Josh: You could have just
looked up everybody online.
636
00:40:30,729 --> 00:40:32,698
Michael: Yeah, I
would but they don't,
637
00:40:32,731 --> 00:40:36,167
they don't respond to my
messages so, it's not working.
638
00:40:37,769 --> 00:40:38,970
Josh: Whose fault is that?
639
00:40:40,071 --> 00:40:43,108
You dropped off, like you just
stopped talking to everybody.
640
00:40:46,978 --> 00:40:47,879
Michael: Really?
641
00:40:47,913 --> 00:40:48,780
Josh: You left Michael.
642
00:40:48,814 --> 00:40:50,616
Michael: Really?
643
00:40:50,649 --> 00:40:53,084
Josh: Some people might
say that's fucked up.
644
00:40:53,552 --> 00:40:55,053
Michael: Some people, huh?
645
00:40:55,521 --> 00:40:57,723
Josh: Do you even know how
last night was so wrong?
646
00:40:59,257 --> 00:41:00,826
Like it's been
10 years Michael.
647
00:41:00,859 --> 00:41:01,793
Things are different.
648
00:41:01,827 --> 00:41:03,194
Michael: No, God.
649
00:41:03,228 --> 00:41:04,730
Josh: People have changed.
650
00:41:04,763 --> 00:41:06,965
Michael: Josh.
651
00:41:07,633 --> 00:41:09,267
Josh: Not everyone wants to go
back to your bullshit world.
652
00:41:13,539 --> 00:41:14,806
Michael: I don't recall a
whole hell a lot of maturity
653
00:41:14,840 --> 00:41:16,842
from you last night?
654
00:41:19,210 --> 00:41:21,780
Josh: What
happened last night?
655
00:41:25,784 --> 00:41:27,485
Michael: Let's go.
656
00:41:35,861 --> 00:41:45,871
*
657
00:41:45,904 --> 00:41:55,947
*
658
00:41:55,947 --> 00:42:07,793
*
659
00:42:07,826 --> 00:42:09,928
Michael: Hey, hey, hey, let's
do rock, paper, scissors.
660
00:42:09,961 --> 00:42:11,529
Rock, paper, scissors, go.
661
00:42:13,231 --> 00:42:14,132
Rock, paper, scissors, go.
662
00:42:15,066 --> 00:42:16,101
Rock, paper, scissors, go.
663
00:42:17,035 --> 00:42:17,969
Just one time.
664
00:42:18,003 --> 00:42:19,004
K?
665
00:42:19,037 --> 00:42:20,005
Ready?
666
00:42:20,038 --> 00:42:21,840
Josh and Michael:
Rock, paper, scissors, go.
667
00:42:22,373 --> 00:42:23,609
Josh: What is that?
668
00:42:23,642 --> 00:42:24,710
Michael: It's
part of the game.
669
00:42:24,743 --> 00:42:25,577
You'll learn in a minute.
670
00:42:25,611 --> 00:42:26,244
Josh: Ok.
671
00:42:26,277 --> 00:42:27,245
Michael: Let's continue.
672
00:42:27,278 --> 00:42:28,213
Josh and Michael:
Rock, paper, scissors, go.
673
00:42:28,246 --> 00:42:29,715
Michael: Oh, ok, now
see I've got no hands,
674
00:42:29,748 --> 00:42:30,849
I'm gonna call it out ok?
675
00:42:30,882 --> 00:42:31,817
Josh: Ok.
676
00:42:31,850 --> 00:42:32,984
Josh and Michael: Rock,
paper, scissors, go.
677
00:42:33,018 --> 00:42:34,620
Michael: Paper.
678
00:42:34,653 --> 00:42:35,887
Paper, bulldog.
679
00:42:35,921 --> 00:42:36,888
Josh: Ok, what?
680
00:42:36,922 --> 00:42:37,989
Michael: It's bulldog.
681
00:42:38,023 --> 00:42:38,924
It's a Japanese game.
682
00:42:38,957 --> 00:42:39,691
It's fun.
683
00:42:39,725 --> 00:42:40,959
Josh: You're
really good at it.
684
00:42:40,992 --> 00:42:43,094
Michael: I know, I know every
kid always does like rock like
685
00:42:43,128 --> 00:42:44,630
for the first three times.
686
00:42:44,663 --> 00:42:45,764
I win every argument.
687
00:42:45,797 --> 00:42:46,798
Josh: Oh, that's
what every kid does?
688
00:42:46,832 --> 00:42:47,799
Michael: That's what you do.
689
00:42:47,833 --> 00:42:48,834
Josh: Let's go again.
690
00:42:48,867 --> 00:42:49,801
Michael: Ok, ready?
691
00:42:49,835 --> 00:42:50,235
Josh and Michael: Rock,
paper, scissors, go.
692
00:42:50,268 --> 00:42:51,703
Josh: Got you.
693
00:42:51,903 --> 00:42:52,904
Michael: Ow.
694
00:42:52,938 --> 00:42:54,072
Josh: Yeah, right?
695
00:42:54,105 --> 00:42:54,572
Michael: Did it hurt, did it
hurt when I did it to you?
696
00:42:54,606 --> 00:42:55,641
Josh: Yes it did.
697
00:42:55,674 --> 00:42:56,642
Michael: Ok.
698
00:42:56,675 --> 00:42:57,442
Josh and Michael:
Rock, paper, scissors, go.
699
00:42:57,475 --> 00:42:58,476
Michael: Take it
off, take it off.
700
00:42:58,509 --> 00:43:00,612
So if I win and you
have something on my hand,
701
00:43:00,646 --> 00:43:02,748
then you gotta, on my
face, you gotta take it off.
702
00:43:02,781 --> 00:43:03,649
Josh: Ok.
703
00:43:03,682 --> 00:43:04,650
Let's go.
704
00:43:04,683 --> 00:43:05,083
Josh and Michael:
Rock, paper, scissors, go.
705
00:43:05,116 --> 00:43:06,084
Josh: Got you.
706
00:43:06,117 --> 00:43:07,986
Josh and Michael:
Rock, paper, scissors, go.
707
00:43:08,019 --> 00:43:09,254
Josh: Got you.
708
00:43:09,287 --> 00:43:10,622
Josh and Michael: Rock,
paper, scissors, go.
709
00:43:10,656 --> 00:43:11,623
Josh: Rock.
710
00:43:11,657 --> 00:43:12,924
Bull dog.
711
00:43:12,958 --> 00:43:15,360
Yes, whoo.
712
00:43:15,761 --> 00:43:16,962
Michael: You don't
gotta be a dick about it.
713
00:43:16,995 --> 00:43:17,829
Ok.
714
00:43:17,863 --> 00:43:18,697
Josh: Two out of three?
715
00:43:18,730 --> 00:43:19,698
Michael: Two out of three.
716
00:43:19,731 --> 00:43:20,131
Josh and Michael:
Rock, paper, scissors, go.
717
00:43:20,165 --> 00:43:21,266
Josh: Got you.
718
00:43:21,299 --> 00:43:22,267
Michael: Fuck.
719
00:43:22,300 --> 00:43:22,834
Josh and Michael:
Rock, paper, scissors, go.
720
00:43:22,868 --> 00:43:24,002
Michael: Take it off.
721
00:43:24,035 --> 00:43:25,003
Josh: Take it off.
722
00:43:25,036 --> 00:43:25,971
Josh and Michael:
Rock, paper, scissors, go.
723
00:43:26,004 --> 00:43:26,972
Josh: Got you.
724
00:43:27,005 --> 00:43:27,405
Josh and Michael:
Rock, paper, scissors, go.
725
00:43:27,438 --> 00:43:28,406
Josh: Got you.
726
00:43:28,439 --> 00:43:29,875
Josh and Michael:
Rock, paper, scissors, go.
727
00:43:29,908 --> 00:43:31,076
Josh: Go.
728
00:43:31,109 --> 00:43:32,043
Michael: You gotta call it.
729
00:43:32,077 --> 00:43:33,244
Josh: Ok, I'll do it,
my fault, my fault.
730
00:43:33,278 --> 00:43:34,245
Michael: You have to call it.
731
00:43:34,279 --> 00:43:35,881
Josh and Michael:
Rock, paper, scissors, go.
732
00:43:35,914 --> 00:43:36,948
Josh: Rock.
733
00:43:36,982 --> 00:43:38,249
Bulldog, whoo.
734
00:43:38,283 --> 00:43:42,053
Michael: You don't
gotta rub it in my face.
735
00:43:42,921 --> 00:43:44,756
I was gonna win the next one.
736
00:43:44,790 --> 00:43:47,158
Josh: That is a fun game.
737
00:43:49,895 --> 00:43:59,905
*
738
00:43:59,938 --> 00:44:09,981
*
739
00:44:09,981 --> 00:44:19,925
*
740
00:44:19,958 --> 00:44:30,001
*
741
00:44:30,001 --> 00:44:39,945
*
742
00:44:39,978 --> 00:44:50,021
*
743
00:44:50,021 --> 00:44:56,094
*
744
00:44:56,127 --> 00:44:58,263
Michael: Yeah, I have a
serious question for us.
745
00:44:58,296 --> 00:44:59,197
Josh: For us?
746
00:44:59,230 --> 00:45:00,331
Michael: Yeah, for us.
747
00:45:00,365 --> 00:45:03,034
Like serious question you
have to answer truthfully.
748
00:45:03,068 --> 00:45:04,936
Josh: Ok.
749
00:45:04,970 --> 00:45:06,271
Michael: No,
seriously, like no,
750
00:45:06,304 --> 00:45:08,373
no hocus pocus
answers, like serious,
751
00:45:08,406 --> 00:45:10,141
what would seriously do.
752
00:45:10,175 --> 00:45:10,976
Josh: Ok.
753
00:45:11,009 --> 00:45:11,810
Michael: Ok.
754
00:45:11,843 --> 00:45:12,510
Ok great.
755
00:45:12,543 --> 00:45:14,880
See that opening up there?
756
00:45:14,913 --> 00:45:19,484
What would we seriously do if
some ghost straight up just
757
00:45:19,517 --> 00:45:22,153
flies from there,
starts floating over to us.
758
00:45:22,187 --> 00:45:23,521
You know we're
getting scared, petrified,
759
00:45:23,554 --> 00:45:25,323
like it's a fucking
ghost, they're real.
760
00:45:25,356 --> 00:45:26,524
Who knew?
761
00:45:26,557 --> 00:45:27,492
But he has a knife.
762
00:45:27,525 --> 00:45:30,361
He has a big, shanky
long ghost knife, ok?
763
00:45:30,395 --> 00:45:31,496
Josh: Hmm.mm.
764
00:45:31,529 --> 00:45:32,730
Michael: And he flies over
here and puts it up to our
765
00:45:32,764 --> 00:45:35,266
throats and says, me and my
little ghost buddies are going
766
00:45:35,300 --> 00:45:38,436
to kill the two of
you, in five minutes.
767
00:45:38,469 --> 00:45:41,406
But, being as it is that we
believe in a fair fight, we're
768
00:45:41,439 --> 00:45:45,076
gonna give you like five minutes
to get your shit together.
769
00:45:45,110 --> 00:45:47,378
Grab some weapons,
prepare yourself.
770
00:45:47,412 --> 00:45:50,081
Don't bother running to your
car cause the car is gone.
771
00:45:50,115 --> 00:45:51,182
Josh: Hmm.mm.
772
00:45:51,216 --> 00:45:52,383
Michael: The
ghosts stole that.
773
00:45:52,417 --> 00:45:54,252
The ghosts stole the car Josh.
774
00:45:54,285 --> 00:45:55,921
So what would we seriously do?
775
00:45:55,954 --> 00:45:57,322
We have five
Minutes to prepare.
776
00:45:57,355 --> 00:45:58,389
Josh: What would I do?
777
00:45:58,423 --> 00:45:59,925
Michael: No, what would we do?
778
00:45:59,958 --> 00:46:01,993
Let's work this out together.
779
00:46:02,027 --> 00:46:03,528
Like first things first.
780
00:46:03,561 --> 00:46:05,230
We need a weapon.
781
00:46:05,263 --> 00:46:06,231
Josh: Ok.
782
00:46:06,264 --> 00:46:07,198
Michael: We'd need a weapon.
783
00:46:07,232 --> 00:46:08,166
Josh: We'd have
to find weapons;
784
00:46:08,199 --> 00:46:09,367
I'll go find weapons.
785
00:46:09,400 --> 00:46:09,935
Michael: Ok, good, where are
you gonna find the weapons?
786
00:46:09,968 --> 00:46:12,804
Josh: Um, down there.
787
00:46:12,838 --> 00:46:13,504
Michael: Down there?
788
00:46:13,538 --> 00:46:14,439
Ok.
789
00:46:14,472 --> 00:46:15,240
Josh: I'll go down there, yep.
790
00:46:15,273 --> 00:46:16,407
Michael: That's
good, that's good.
791
00:46:16,441 --> 00:46:17,375
Josh: In the shrubbery.
792
00:46:17,408 --> 00:46:17,943
Michael: That's good,
what kind of weapon
793
00:46:17,976 --> 00:46:19,044
are you gonna look for?
794
00:46:19,077 --> 00:46:20,045
Josh: I'm gonna get a
long stick that I can swing.
795
00:46:20,078 --> 00:46:20,611
Michael: Ok, ok, good,
we only got like four
796
00:46:21,847 --> 00:46:22,814
minutes now by the way.
797
00:46:22,848 --> 00:46:23,748
Michael: Ok, ok, good,
we onOk good, so.four
798
00:46:23,781 --> 00:46:24,315
Josh: Ok, for you I'd
get like something
799
00:46:24,349 --> 00:46:25,183
small like a sharp rock.
800
00:46:25,216 --> 00:46:27,886
Michael: Yeah,
yeah something sharp.
801
00:46:27,919 --> 00:46:29,087
Josh: You're fast.
802
00:46:29,120 --> 00:46:29,487
Michael: I could like shank,
shank, shank, shank, shank.
803
00:46:29,520 --> 00:46:30,055
Josh: Yeah.
804
00:46:30,088 --> 00:46:30,755
Michael: Really fast.
805
00:46:30,788 --> 00:46:31,923
Wipe em all out, really good.
806
00:46:31,957 --> 00:46:33,992
Josh: Yeah, ok, so I'm over
there looking for weapons.
807
00:46:34,025 --> 00:46:34,625
Mchael: Ok good,
you're over there.
808
00:46:34,659 --> 00:46:35,827
Josh: What are you doing?
809
00:46:35,861 --> 00:46:37,028
Michael: I don't know, um,
that looks like the cave from
810
00:46:37,062 --> 00:46:40,866
like 300, what's the, what
was the battle in that movie?
811
00:46:40,899 --> 00:46:42,033
Josh: The battle in 300?
812
00:46:42,067 --> 00:46:44,970
Michael: The battle of Mopoly.
813
00:46:45,003 --> 00:46:45,904
Josh: Ok.
814
00:46:45,937 --> 00:46:47,272
Michael: It's like a
muppet word, Mopoly.
815
00:46:47,305 --> 00:46:48,539
Ok, I know we got
like three minutes.
816
00:46:48,573 --> 00:46:49,740
Josh: Ok.
817
00:46:49,774 --> 00:46:50,976
Michael: Ok, so, I'm gonna
gather rocks to, in that cave.
818
00:46:51,009 --> 00:46:53,544
Gather the rocks to the cave
so that whenever they go into
819
00:46:53,578 --> 00:46:55,881
the cave, we can be on the
other side bashing ghosts'
820
00:46:55,914 --> 00:46:57,282
heads, poof, poof, poof.
821
00:46:57,315 --> 00:46:58,349
Josh: Ok, that sounds good.
822
00:46:58,383 --> 00:46:59,150
Michael: Ok, good, we've
got like two minutes left.
823
00:46:59,184 --> 00:47:00,151
Good, did you
find a weapon yet?
824
00:47:00,185 --> 00:47:01,352
Josh: Yes, I'm over here
and I found the weapons.
825
00:47:01,386 --> 00:47:04,022
Michael: Ok, I can't really
hear you cause I'm over here
826
00:47:04,055 --> 00:47:05,056
and you're over there.
827
00:47:05,090 --> 00:47:06,591
Josh: I found the weapons.
828
00:47:06,624 --> 00:47:08,159
I've got a stick and a rock.
829
00:47:08,193 --> 00:47:09,094
Michael: Ok, that's perfect.
830
00:47:09,127 --> 00:47:10,962
I've got some rocks
and rocks and rocks.
831
00:47:10,996 --> 00:47:12,530
Josh: Ok, so you're, I'm
getting the weapons you're
832
00:47:12,563 --> 00:47:13,598
making the barricades.
833
00:47:13,631 --> 00:47:15,466
Michael: Yeah, and
there's like one minute left.
834
00:47:15,500 --> 00:47:17,102
Josh: They're coming
at, they're coming at us.
835
00:47:17,135 --> 00:47:18,203
Michael: Wait, wait, wait, I
think they're still waiting
836
00:47:18,236 --> 00:47:19,204
they're like
marching in place,
837
00:47:19,237 --> 00:47:20,538
they're getting antsy,
they're getting excited.
838
00:47:20,571 --> 00:47:22,107
Josh: Yes, we
need to charge them.
839
00:47:22,140 --> 00:47:23,641
Josh and Michael: Aarrrgh!.
840
00:47:23,674 --> 00:47:26,144
Josh: We're charging.
841
00:47:26,177 --> 00:47:27,512
Michael: We're charging,
ok, and I've got a rock.
842
00:47:27,545 --> 00:47:28,947
Josh: Yes.
843
00:47:28,980 --> 00:47:29,881
They're, .
844
00:47:29,915 --> 00:47:30,615
Michael: Poof.
845
00:47:30,648 --> 00:47:31,549
Josh: Good.
846
00:47:31,582 --> 00:47:32,517
Michael: One's gone.
847
00:47:32,550 --> 00:47:33,351
Josh: That's one gone.
848
00:47:33,384 --> 00:47:34,019
Michael: There's
like fourteen left.
849
00:47:34,052 --> 00:47:35,286
Josh: And I've got my stick.
850
00:47:35,320 --> 00:47:36,187
Michael: One.
851
00:47:36,221 --> 00:47:37,088
Josh and Michael: Two.
852
00:47:37,122 --> 00:47:38,223
Josh: Three gone.
853
00:47:38,256 --> 00:47:39,090
Michael: Three gone, so
that's four down, eleven to go.
854
00:47:39,124 --> 00:47:39,925
Josh: Four down.
855
00:47:39,958 --> 00:47:40,591
Ok.
856
00:47:40,625 --> 00:47:41,292
Michael: So.
857
00:47:41,326 --> 00:47:42,293
Josh: They're coming quicker.
858
00:47:42,327 --> 00:47:43,228
Michael: So we've gotta
retreat into the cave,
859
00:47:43,261 --> 00:47:44,229
go inside the cave,
go inside the cave.
860
00:47:44,262 --> 00:47:46,364
Josh: They're
swarming, they're swarming us.
861
00:47:46,397 --> 00:47:47,532
Michael: Swarming,
swarmng left and right,
862
00:47:47,565 --> 00:47:48,399
but as they're coming in,
we're knocking those ghosts.
863
00:47:48,433 --> 00:47:49,100
Josh: Another one
down, another one.
864
00:47:49,134 --> 00:47:51,136
Michael: Bam, bam, bam, fuck.
865
00:47:51,169 --> 00:47:52,237
Josh: Another three gone.
866
00:47:52,270 --> 00:47:53,939
Michael: Yeah, but it's
not gonna help you know why?
867
00:47:53,972 --> 00:47:55,640
Josh: Why?
868
00:47:55,673 --> 00:47:57,508
Michael: Behind us, we
didn't even inspect the cave,
869
00:47:57,542 --> 00:48:00,078
there's like a hundred
ghosts on the inside.
870
00:48:00,111 --> 00:48:02,147
Josh: Oh, great.
871
00:48:02,180 --> 00:48:03,481
Michael: Yeah,
fucking surrounded.
872
00:48:04,715 --> 00:48:06,384
The alpha steps up, the
alpha ghost and he's like,
873
00:48:06,417 --> 00:48:10,155
you have a choice.
874
00:48:10,188 --> 00:48:13,558
You fought very
well young warriors.
875
00:48:13,591 --> 00:48:15,226
Josh: Ah, yes, he's
giving us a choice.
876
00:48:15,260 --> 00:48:16,294
Michael: Alright, a choice.
877
00:48:16,327 --> 00:48:18,096
Josh: One of you will
live, one of you must die.
878
00:48:18,129 --> 00:48:19,130
Michael: Yeah, yeah.
879
00:48:19,164 --> 00:48:20,465
So obviously I put my hand up.
880
00:48:20,498 --> 00:48:22,433
Josh: I stand up, ok..
881
00:48:22,467 --> 00:48:23,501
Michael: I put
my hand forward.
882
00:48:23,534 --> 00:48:24,502
Josh: I would step up.
883
00:48:24,535 --> 00:48:25,436
Michael: It's gotta be me .
884
00:48:25,470 --> 00:48:26,371
Josh: Why would you step up?
885
00:48:26,404 --> 00:48:27,405
Michael: I like ghosts,
I'd be comfortable
886
00:48:27,438 --> 00:48:28,339
being killed by a ghost.
887
00:48:28,373 --> 00:48:29,540
Josh: You have so
much potential Michael.
888
00:48:29,574 --> 00:48:32,077
Michael: Yeah, but I'm just
wasting it all on this thing
889
00:48:32,110 --> 00:48:34,579
that you call life, so
me, it's gotta be me.
890
00:48:34,612 --> 00:48:36,414
Me ghosts, it's me.
891
00:48:38,216 --> 00:48:39,684
You know, while we're
arguing about this?
892
00:48:39,717 --> 00:48:40,685
Josh: Yeah.
893
00:48:40,718 --> 00:48:41,319
Michael: They just get
really sick of it and
894
00:48:41,352 --> 00:48:42,187
they're gonna shank twice.
895
00:48:42,220 --> 00:48:44,022
They're gonna
shank at us two times.
896
00:48:44,055 --> 00:48:44,956
Josh: Oh, no.
897
00:48:44,990 --> 00:48:46,191
Michael: Just kill both of us.
898
00:48:46,224 --> 00:48:47,592
But, after they shank me, I
fucking jump in front of you,
899
00:48:47,625 --> 00:48:49,527
and then I take your knife.
900
00:48:49,560 --> 00:48:50,495
Josh: Wait a minute.
901
00:48:50,528 --> 00:48:51,329
Michael: I take your shank.
902
00:48:51,362 --> 00:48:52,063
Josh: You've
already been shanked,
903
00:48:52,097 --> 00:48:52,998
how can you jump
in front of me?
904
00:48:53,031 --> 00:48:55,166
Michael: Well, it's
like muscle memory.
905
00:48:55,666 --> 00:48:57,602
Josh: You would still
jump after being shanked?
906
00:48:57,635 --> 00:48:59,370
Michael: Yeah, even shanked
in the head doesn't matter how
907
00:48:59,404 --> 00:49:02,040
I'm shanked, I'd jump in
front, take a shank for you.
908
00:49:02,073 --> 00:49:06,444
Like dead or alive, I, I, I
would take a shanking for you.
909
00:49:06,477 --> 00:49:07,678
Look at that.
910
00:49:07,712 --> 00:49:09,547
Then the ghosts are
happy, they go away,
911
00:49:09,580 --> 00:49:12,183
you're alone, you don't
know how to get outta here.
912
00:49:12,217 --> 00:49:14,019
Josh: That's kinda sweet.
913
00:49:15,253 --> 00:49:18,389
Michael: Look away, look away.
914
00:49:18,423 --> 00:49:20,258
Look away sir.
915
00:49:20,291 --> 00:49:22,627
You cheeseball.
916
00:50:11,376 --> 00:50:13,278
Josh: So what do you
want to do tonight?
917
00:50:15,480 --> 00:50:18,083
Michael: Hmm.
918
00:50:20,518 --> 00:50:23,020
let's stay in.
919
00:50:26,391 --> 00:50:28,293
Josh: I'm gonna grab some ice.
920
00:52:03,554 --> 00:52:05,290
Josh: I was always
so intrigued by you.
921
00:52:09,560 --> 00:52:13,498
Always wanting to be near
you, just to be around you.
922
00:52:17,502 --> 00:52:20,571
It was hard to explain at
the time, I guess it still is.
923
00:52:27,812 --> 00:52:33,351
When we
graduated and you left,
924
00:52:34,419 --> 00:52:36,821
I felt pretty bad about that.
925
00:52:40,725 --> 00:52:44,195
I just, I thought we
had this connection.
926
00:52:45,363 --> 00:52:49,934
It's something that I hadn't
felt with anybody before,
927
00:52:51,369 --> 00:52:53,838
I haven't felt it since.
928
00:53:01,879 --> 00:53:03,681
I've seen people
since college,
929
00:53:03,714 --> 00:53:06,584
you know, just
haven't let them fully in,
930
00:53:06,617 --> 00:53:10,255
I haven't let them
know the real me,
931
00:53:10,288 --> 00:53:11,656
I guess.
932
00:53:16,026 --> 00:53:22,600
I don't think I've ever, I
know I've never been in love.
933
00:53:27,037 --> 00:53:28,973
Don't freak out
or anything ok,
934
00:53:29,006 --> 00:53:32,277
I just, when I think
about it, I think about you,
935
00:53:32,310 --> 00:53:37,682
I think about what we had.
936
00:53:50,528 --> 00:53:51,696
I missed you.
937
00:53:54,765 --> 00:53:56,667
I basically resigned to the
fact that I'm not gonna be as
938
00:53:56,701 --> 00:54:02,640
happy as most of my
friends, all of my siblings,
939
00:54:05,810 --> 00:54:10,515
I just don't see
how it's possible.
940
00:54:18,423 --> 00:54:21,926
I have this
recurring dream of mine,
941
00:54:22,927 --> 00:54:27,998
where I'm living more openly
you know, it feels better.
942
00:54:32,703 --> 00:54:35,440
It feels like this
amazing place actually.
943
00:54:40,378 --> 00:54:42,279
And then I wake up.
944
00:54:44,882 --> 00:54:48,353
I don't think I've ever been
happier than I am right now.
945
00:54:51,088 --> 00:54:55,526
Michael: Do you remember,
how you were ten years ago?
946
00:54:57,828 --> 00:54:59,730
You were a beast.
947
00:54:59,764 --> 00:55:03,968
You were unmanageable.
948
00:55:04,001 --> 00:55:06,971
You're so strong now.
949
00:55:09,740 --> 00:55:14,979
And you're stoic, and
you're relatively relaxed,
950
00:55:17,147 --> 00:55:19,083
I mean I know there's a
monster inside of you that
951
00:55:19,116 --> 00:55:22,052
likes to get out,
but for the most part,
952
00:55:22,086 --> 00:55:26,591
you've like leveled out.
953
00:55:26,624 --> 00:55:27,825
Josh: Yeah.
954
00:55:27,858 --> 00:55:30,428
Michael: Yeah, I
couldn't do that.
955
00:55:31,829 --> 00:55:36,967
The way you've got it
together, I, I can't.
956
00:55:41,739 --> 00:55:44,709
I wish I could, I wish
I could be like that,
957
00:55:44,742 --> 00:55:50,381
I wish I could do what
you're doing, but.
958
00:55:53,050 --> 00:55:55,352
Good for you.
959
00:55:57,187 --> 00:56:00,391
You seem to have a good
head on your shoulders.
960
00:56:26,216 --> 00:56:29,520
This is better, you
have to know that.
961
00:57:04,522 --> 00:57:14,532
*
962
00:57:14,565 --> 00:57:24,609
*
963
00:57:24,609 --> 00:57:34,552
*
964
00:57:34,585 --> 00:57:44,629
*
965
00:57:44,629 --> 00:57:54,572
*
966
00:57:54,605 --> 00:58:04,649
*
967
00:58:04,649 --> 00:58:14,592
*
968
00:58:14,625 --> 00:58:24,669
*
969
00:58:24,669 --> 00:58:34,612
*
970
00:58:34,645 --> 00:58:44,689
*
971
00:58:44,689 --> 00:58:54,632
*
972
00:58:54,665 --> 00:59:04,709
*
973
00:59:04,709 --> 00:59:14,652
*
974
00:59:14,685 --> 00:59:24,729
*
975
00:59:24,729 --> 00:59:39,076
*
976
00:59:39,109 --> 00:59:40,277
Michael: It's cold.
977
00:59:40,310 --> 00:59:42,346
Josh: I know.
978
00:59:45,716 --> 00:59:47,284
Michael: Don't want
to live down here.
979
00:59:49,353 --> 00:59:51,588
Josh: No, that would suck.
980
00:59:51,956 --> 00:59:53,057
Michael: Yeah.
981
01:00:12,209 --> 01:00:13,143
Michael: You know,
that took more than
982
01:00:13,177 --> 01:00:14,645
a thousand years to grow.
983
01:00:14,679 --> 01:00:19,650
Josh: I know, it's crazy.
984
01:00:20,017 --> 01:00:21,118
Michael: Yeah.
985
01:00:21,151 --> 01:00:23,053
If it took you a thousand
years to become something,
986
01:00:23,087 --> 01:00:25,355
what would you become?
987
01:00:26,691 --> 01:00:29,994
Josh: I don't
know, what about you?
988
01:00:31,929 --> 01:00:34,331
Michael: Not this.
989
01:00:34,899 --> 01:00:37,067
Oh my God, can you
imagine, it's like a
990
01:00:37,101 --> 01:00:39,036
children's nightmare in here.
991
01:00:39,870 --> 01:00:44,108
I think if I became anything,
I don't know I think if it
992
01:00:44,141 --> 01:00:46,376
took me a thousand
years to become something,
993
01:00:46,410 --> 01:00:50,781
I think I'd be as I am now.
994
01:00:51,148 --> 01:00:55,986
You know, like,
comfortable, where I belong,
995
01:00:57,121 --> 01:01:00,891
in this cave, not the
cave but in this cave,
996
01:01:03,393 --> 01:01:05,930
with you here now.
997
01:01:07,197 --> 01:01:09,199
Josh: What are you
trying to say Michael?
998
01:01:14,905 --> 01:01:20,310
Michael: Hey Josh, um,
like when we go to my
999
01:01:20,344 --> 01:01:23,113
brother's house, we can't
go telling like college sex
1000
01:01:23,147 --> 01:01:25,149
stories and stuff like that.
1001
01:01:29,754 --> 01:01:31,388
Josh: I'll try my best.
1002
01:01:31,421 --> 01:01:33,758
Michael: No, but I
mean it seriously.
1003
01:01:35,059 --> 01:01:40,831
You can't, if you do, I'm not
gonna sleep with you anymore.
1004
01:02:29,413 --> 01:02:31,415
Joe: Well, you look
good, a little skinny but.
1005
01:02:31,448 --> 01:02:33,017
Michael: Look at
you, you meat head.
1006
01:02:33,050 --> 01:02:34,084
I bet you bench your kids.
1007
01:02:34,118 --> 01:02:36,220
Joe: All I have time for
is push ups with the kids.
1008
01:02:36,253 --> 01:02:37,822
That's all I have time for.
1009
01:02:37,855 --> 01:02:39,023
Michael: Oh yeah,
do they do push ups?
1010
01:02:39,056 --> 01:02:43,327
Joe: Well, she's two, so she
rolls back and forth kinda.
1011
01:02:43,828 --> 01:02:45,129
Michael: Yeah, yeah.
1012
01:02:45,162 --> 01:02:46,363
Joe: What do you think
about your niece and nephew?
1013
01:02:46,396 --> 01:02:47,531
Michael: Yeah.
1014
01:02:47,564 --> 01:02:48,899
Joe: They haven't
seen you in awhile.
1015
01:02:48,933 --> 01:02:50,034
Michael: I don't
think they recognize me.
1016
01:02:50,067 --> 01:02:52,069
Joe: Well you're so skinny.
1017
01:02:53,070 --> 01:02:56,907
Michael: Do you
think they'd be better off
1018
01:02:56,941 --> 01:02:58,042
in America or in Japan?
1019
01:02:58,075 --> 01:02:59,243
Joe: No strong opinions, I
mean we're getting back to
1020
01:02:59,276 --> 01:03:01,045
Japan regularly enough.
1021
01:03:01,078 --> 01:03:04,148
Yeah, but speaking of Japan,
what do you think about Sally?
1022
01:03:04,181 --> 01:03:05,149
Going to Japan?
1023
01:03:05,182 --> 01:03:06,550
Michael: She's not
coming, she's not coming.
1024
01:03:06,583 --> 01:03:07,584
Joe: She might man.
1025
01:03:07,617 --> 01:03:08,886
Michael: No she's not.
1026
01:03:08,919 --> 01:03:09,920
Joe : It could be messy.
1027
01:03:09,954 --> 01:03:10,955
Josh: Who's Sally?
1028
01:03:10,988 --> 01:03:11,755
Joe: Sally is our cousin.
1029
01:03:11,788 --> 01:03:13,390
Michael: She's
our cousin, yeah.
1030
01:03:13,423 --> 01:03:14,491
Joe: Going to Japan.
1031
01:03:14,524 --> 01:03:15,392
Michael: Petulant.
1032
01:03:15,425 --> 01:03:16,260
Joe: It's not going
to mix very well.
1033
01:03:16,293 --> 01:03:17,394
Michael: She's a
beast, she's a beast,
1034
01:03:17,427 --> 01:03:20,030
she'd be the worst part
about Japan if I was in Japan.
1035
01:03:20,064 --> 01:03:21,231
Doesn't matter
what season she goes,
1036
01:03:21,265 --> 01:03:23,500
she'd find a reason
to complain, right?
1037
01:03:23,533 --> 01:03:27,104
Joe: Well, unless
it was like Spring.
1038
01:03:27,137 --> 01:03:28,172
Michael: Oh, haname.
1039
01:03:28,205 --> 01:03:29,206
Joe: Haname.
1040
01:03:29,239 --> 01:03:30,274
Michael: Yeah.
1041
01:03:30,307 --> 01:03:32,076
Josh: What's han, han, haname?
1042
01:03:32,109 --> 01:03:36,246
Joe: Haname is
springtime, the trees bloom,
1043
01:03:36,280 --> 01:03:37,381
Michael: Yeah.
1044
01:03:37,414 --> 01:03:38,916
Joe: cherry
blossoms turn white,
1045
01:03:38,949 --> 01:03:40,951
it's picnics, it's drinking,.
1046
01:03:40,985 --> 01:03:42,086
Michael: Yeah drinking.
1047
01:03:42,119 --> 01:03:43,253
Joe: It's women.
1048
01:03:43,287 --> 01:03:44,321
Michael: Like women.
1049
01:03:44,354 --> 01:03:45,155
Joe: Gorgeous.
1050
01:03:45,189 --> 01:03:45,956
Michael: Like
geishas everywhere,
1051
01:03:45,990 --> 01:03:47,224
left and right, I
mean not really,
1052
01:03:47,257 --> 01:03:49,393
not really, not really, no, we
should just show him a picture.
1053
01:03:49,426 --> 01:03:50,594
Joe: Oh yeah,
show him a picture.
1054
01:03:50,627 --> 01:03:52,963
Michael: Yeah,
yeah, you're right,
1055
01:03:52,997 --> 01:03:56,033
It's better than like
hearing us talk about it.
1056
01:03:56,066 --> 01:03:57,234
Joe: Great.
1057
01:03:57,267 --> 01:03:58,402
Michael: Great.
1058
01:03:58,435 --> 01:03:59,937
Haname.
1059
01:03:59,970 --> 01:04:01,071
Joe: Oh, who's this,
I'll take that, Yoko.
1060
01:04:01,105 --> 01:04:01,939
Yoko.
1061
01:04:01,972 --> 01:04:03,007
Michael: Joe, no.
1062
01:04:03,040 --> 01:04:04,074
Joe: I got it, I got it,
hang on I can still read.
1063
01:04:04,108 --> 01:04:06,476
Michael: I don't like when
you do that Joe. Joe.
1064
01:04:06,510 --> 01:04:11,548
Joe: (Speaking Japanese).
1065
01:04:11,581 --> 01:04:14,451
Haruka: (Speaking Japanese).
1066
01:04:14,484 --> 01:04:16,053
Joe: What is kay konchski.
1067
01:04:16,086 --> 01:04:19,323
Haruka: Kay
Konchski is wedding.
1068
01:04:19,556 --> 01:04:22,993
Joe: Wedding, is this you?
1069
01:04:28,398 --> 01:04:30,901
Michael: Yeah man, yeah.
1070
01:04:31,936 --> 01:04:36,240
Ta da, that's why I'm here.
1071
01:04:38,042 --> 01:04:40,077
Joe: Congratulations.
1072
01:04:40,110 --> 01:04:44,681
Michael: Thank you, thank
you, thank you, thank you.
1073
01:04:44,714 --> 01:04:46,016
Joe: How long's this been.
1074
01:04:46,050 --> 01:04:47,184
Michael: It's been
like two months,
1075
01:04:47,217 --> 01:04:48,185
it's not a big deal.
1076
01:04:48,218 --> 01:04:49,153
Joe: Two months.
1077
01:04:49,186 --> 01:04:50,921
Michael: It's not like
set, like two years.
1078
01:04:50,955 --> 01:04:51,989
Joe: Years.
1079
01:04:52,022 --> 01:04:54,058
Michael: I mess up my
English, so it's a little.
1080
01:04:54,091 --> 01:04:56,326
Joe: I mean it says
neigatz, that's February .
1081
01:04:56,360 --> 01:04:58,328
Michael: February,
right, it's February.
1082
01:04:58,362 --> 01:05:01,331
Joe: Are you excited?
1083
01:05:02,399 --> 01:05:04,301
Michael: I came
out here didn't I,
1084
01:05:04,334 --> 01:05:07,304
like look I'm, yeah man.
1085
01:05:07,337 --> 01:05:08,472
Joe: Did you know about this?
1086
01:05:08,505 --> 01:05:09,940
Michael: No, no of
course he doesn't know,
1087
01:05:09,974 --> 01:05:11,175
I mean why would I
tell him cause it's not,
1088
01:05:11,208 --> 01:05:16,280
it's not, it's not set.
1089
01:05:18,582 --> 01:05:21,185
Joe: So, are you excited?
1090
01:05:24,088 --> 01:05:28,292
Michael: Yeah man, like
brother like brother,
1091
01:05:28,758 --> 01:05:32,662
like, you look happy,
why wouldn't I be happy?
1092
01:05:32,696 --> 01:05:35,565
I'm thrilled, I'm
really excited.
1093
01:05:35,599 --> 01:05:40,004
That's why I'm here, da da.
1094
01:05:46,076 --> 01:05:48,945
Josh: Congratulations Michael.
1095
01:06:08,098 --> 01:06:10,034
Josh: Is it true?
1096
01:06:31,621 --> 01:06:34,158
So when were you
gonna tell me?
1097
01:06:35,759 --> 01:06:39,563
Michael: It's, it's,
it's something
1098
01:06:39,596 --> 01:06:41,765
that's been happening.
1099
01:06:44,101 --> 01:06:46,703
I don't know if
it's the right thing.
1100
01:06:49,673 --> 01:06:51,708
But she wants it.
1101
01:06:53,310 --> 01:06:55,179
Josh: What do you want?
1102
01:06:57,681 --> 01:06:59,283
Michael: From you?
1103
01:06:59,716 --> 01:07:01,451
Josh: From your life Michael.
1104
01:07:07,257 --> 01:07:10,160
Michael: I wish
I was like you.
1105
01:07:15,332 --> 01:07:18,368
Josh: I wish you
were like yourself.
1106
01:07:22,806 --> 01:07:32,816
*
1107
01:07:32,849 --> 01:07:43,093
*
1108
01:07:43,093 --> 01:07:52,836
*
1109
01:07:52,869 --> 01:08:03,113
*
1110
01:08:03,113 --> 01:08:12,856
*
1111
01:08:12,889 --> 01:08:23,133
*
1112
01:08:23,133 --> 01:08:28,338
*
1113
01:08:28,372 --> 01:08:31,775
Josh: Hey, how was the trip?
1114
01:08:32,509 --> 01:08:33,677
Yeah?
1115
01:08:35,512 --> 01:08:37,514
Yeah, we just got here.
1116
01:08:40,584 --> 01:08:42,419
I'm gonna have to
give you a call back.
1117
01:08:43,920 --> 01:08:45,155
Thanks.
1118
01:08:45,655 --> 01:08:46,423
Bye.
1119
01:08:47,123 --> 01:08:48,192
Michael: Hey, where you going?
1120
01:08:48,225 --> 01:08:49,893
Josh: Fuck you Michael.
1121
01:10:03,032 --> 01:10:09,606
[door buzzes]
1122
01:10:09,639 --> 01:10:19,649
*
1123
01:10:19,683 --> 01:10:29,726
*
1124
01:10:29,726 --> 01:10:39,669
*
1125
01:10:39,703 --> 01:10:49,746
*
1126
01:10:49,746 --> 01:10:59,689
*
1127
01:10:59,723 --> 01:11:09,766
*
1128
01:11:09,766 --> 01:11:19,709
*
1129
01:11:19,743 --> 01:11:29,786
*
1130
01:11:29,786 --> 01:11:39,729
*
1131
01:11:39,763 --> 01:11:49,806
*
1132
01:11:49,806 --> 01:11:59,749
*
1133
01:11:59,783 --> 01:12:09,826
*
1134
01:12:09,826 --> 01:12:24,508
*
1135
01:13:16,626 --> 01:13:18,027
Michael: So.
1136
01:13:19,596 --> 01:13:21,130
Can we sit?
1137
01:13:51,160 --> 01:13:53,162
Michael: We're here.
1138
01:13:53,897 --> 01:13:55,832
Josh: You noticed.
1139
01:14:04,173 --> 01:14:06,843
Michael: So, I'm not sure
what's gonna happen next.
1140
01:14:09,045 --> 01:14:10,980
Josh: It's up to you.
1141
01:14:14,984 --> 01:14:17,020
Michael: We came
here together.
1142
01:14:19,956 --> 01:14:21,791
Josh: We did.
1143
01:14:22,258 --> 01:14:24,193
Michael: So.
1144
01:15:04,768 --> 01:15:12,141
Josh: I'm ready,
so, I'm going in.
1145
01:15:55,952 --> 01:16:05,962
*
1146
01:16:05,995 --> 01:16:16,039
*
1147
01:16:16,039 --> 01:16:25,982
*
1148
01:16:26,015 --> 01:16:36,059
*
1149
01:16:36,059 --> 01:16:46,002
*
1150
01:16:46,035 --> 01:16:56,079
*
1151
01:16:56,079 --> 01:17:06,022
*
1152
01:17:06,055 --> 01:17:16,099
*
1153
01:17:16,099 --> 01:17:26,042
*
1154
01:17:26,075 --> 01:17:36,119
*
1155
01:17:36,119 --> 01:17:46,062
*
1156
01:17:46,095 --> 01:17:56,139
*
1157
01:17:56,139 --> 01:18:06,082
*
1158
01:18:06,115 --> 01:18:16,159
*
1159
01:18:16,159 --> 01:18:26,102
*
1160
01:18:26,135 --> 01:18:36,179
*
1161
01:18:36,179 --> 01:18:46,122
*
1162
01:18:46,155 --> 01:18:56,199
*
1163
01:18:56,199 --> 01:19:06,142
*
1164
01:19:06,175 --> 01:19:14,984
*
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