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The Expendables 2
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(WOMAN SCREAMING)

(WOMEN SCREAMING)

(GUN COCKING)

(CALLS TO ATTENTION)

(SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE)

(GRUNTING)

- Keep this sucker steady, Toll!
- I'm doing my best!

(WOMAN SCREAMING)

Here we go!

(TIRES SCREECHING)

(ARTILLERY FIRING)

Come on, you bastards!

Eat shit!

- Better duck!
- Oh, shit.

- (CHEERING)
- Yeah!

(SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE)

- (SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
- (DISTANT GUNFIRE)

BARNEY: Cover up!

(WHOOPING)

Break!

- Watch your head, Insect!
- Shut up, Gunner!

(LAUGHING)

Gotta love it!

(LAUGHING)

Hooah!

(HELICOPTER WHIRRING)

- BARNEY: Incoming chopper!
- (MACHINE GUN FIRING)

We gotta get this
thing out of here!

You got any ideas?

- That's what I'm asking you!
- Well, I'm asking you.

(GUNSHOTS)

Clear!

(REVVING ENGINE)

(GRUNTING)

I got this.

Yeah!

(SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE)

Toll Road, get him up.

Trench?

Oh, this is embarrassing.

Yeah, it sure is.

CHRISTMAS: What's he doing here?

Saving this Chinese billionaire.

Oh, yeah? That's
funny. So are we.

Well, then we have a
scheduling problem, don't we?

Cut me loose, Frankenstein.

BARNEY: Don't get nuts, Gunner.

Do it.

(GRUMBLES)

- Where's your team?
- Waiting.

I need a weapon. Something big.

- Yours.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.

My big weapon's hangin'
right where it is.

Come on, Caesar.
You got a backup.

If I don't get this back,
your ass is terminated.

In your dreams.

- Trench, we got a way out.
- Thanks. I got my own.

Let's get you out of here, pal.

Hey, look. I hate to break up the
bromance. We're 20 seconds late!

Get Moneybags up.

A "thank you" would be nice.

- I hate owing you.
- Well, you do, big boy.

Let's go, Yao.

- Did you win?
- Of course I win.

Let's go!

(MACHINE GUNS FIRING)

I'm out!

Now you put on your lucky ring?

One wet wall coming up.

I got your gang bang right here!

What?

(GROANS)

CHRISTMAS: I got your back!

Keep moving'!

TOLL: Here we go!

- Why always me?
- Are you hit?

Yeah, twice. (GROANS)

- Better you than me.
- That's nice. Nice.

(SOLDIERS SPEAKING
FOREIGN LANGUAGE)

- You order room service?
- Not really. (SIGHING)

This is gonna be a
piss-poor ending.

(CONTINUE SPEAKING
FOREIGN LANGUAGE)

That loaded?

We can only hope.

(GUNSHOTS)

(GRUNTS)

Sorry, sir. I had to
adjust for a wind shift.

No problem. Hit the
last position.

Moving out. Over.

HALE: Let's go, go, 90!

Yeah!

(GUNSHOTS)

Let's go! Come on!

"BARNEY". Okay,
hold on, ladies.

Cavalry's here.

"HALE". It's about
time you got here!

- Wake up Santa.
- On it.

Shit!

The guy is good. You're good.

BILLY: Appreciate it, sir.

(BARNEY: {ON RAND) We'll swing
around and pick you up, kid.

BILLY: I won't be late, sir.

(SCREAMING)

TOLL: GO!

All right, guys. Put
your toys away.

Target in sight.

- Soup's hot!
- Fire!

- You missed.
- You're aiming!

Fire!

Fire!

Fire!

- Yeah!
- Whoo!

That was a statement. Hit it!

- Drop the skis!
- TOLL: Come on, get rid of this weight.

Climb, baby.

Climb, baby!

(INSTRUMENTS BEEPING)

Climb!

It ain't getting' up!

Lucky ring.

Lucky ring.

(LAUGHING)

CHRISTMAS: We are approximately
20 miles out of Beijing.

BARNEY: Not that I wanna hear
it, what's the oil pressure?

- CHRISTMAS: Faulty.
- Oh, great. And the altimeter?

Would you believe? It's
stuck on 10,000 feet.

- Hydraulics?
- What hydraulics?

Congratulations. You own
another piece of junk now.

- Hey, can we talk when you're not too busy?
- Sure, anytime.

Kid's amazing.

Really. So am I. You're
just used to me.

(CHUCKLING)

Get the client ready.

What is going on?

Looks like you're taking
a shortcut home, pal.

Parachute good?

Parachute? Why you
got a parachute?

Can you believe they changed our
landing permit until tomorrow?

Yeah, but it's okay. He'll
get home a little earlier.

Fifteen seconds.

Opening the hatch!

Yang, get Moneybags home safely.

So when are you coming back?

Maybe soon, maybe never.
Maybe try a new life.

Then who am I
supposed to pick on?

You will find another minority.

Yang.

Smile.

(CAMERA CLICKING)

See you later, alligator.

(SPEAKS MAN DARIN)

(YELLING)

That's real Chinese takeout.

(CHUCKLING)

Floor it. I'm homesick.

You got it.

(CLASSIC ROCK SONG PLAYING)

(CLASSIC ROCK SONG PLAYING)

LACY: Yes! I love this song!

Whoo!

Juliet. Two.

Christmas, my friend.

Please tell me you ain't
going through with this.

Of course I am.
Look at that girl.

Who wouldn't marry her?

She cheated on you.

- It was a half-cheat.
- Which is?

The other side of a half-truth.

- The facts are murky.
- Murky.

I hate to break
this to you, pal,

but your girlfriend over there
has a world-class cheating gene.

- I should stab you in the heart.
- Too late.

Hi, cheers.

You know, I used to think
you had a black heart.

Black is too colorful.

- Hey, babe.
- Hey.

- Hey, Barney.
- Hey, Lacy.

Promise next time not to
keep my baby away so long?

Cross my heart.

If he had one.

Look who's lost in space.

Got a pen?

CHRISTMAS: Hey.

You got anything that
doesn't have skulls on it?

Matter of fact, I don't.

Einstein's theory of
special relativity.

Only I made it better.

-(BLOWS NOSE) {CHUCKLING)

Believe it or not, before Gunner
became chemically unbalanced,

he went to MIT, had a Master's
degree in chemical engineering.

This idiot actually had a
brain, you believe that?

Well, what happened?

He quit to be a bouncer.

I wanted to get close to this
girl who danced at this disco.

Yeah, I can't believe
she dumped you.

- Wouldn't you?
- I would, yeah.

(ALL LAUGHING)

(LOUD ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

- Can we talk outside?
- Yeah, sure. Let's go.

How do I put this?

Just be straight up. Honest.

I feel, uh...

I'm not sure what I feel.

This life, it's not
for you, is it?

I thought it was.

You gave me a chance to be one of you,
and you've got my respect forever.

And you've got my respect, too.

What are you gonna do?

Well, I'd like to
finish out the month.

Then I wanna go meet
up with my girlfriend.

Where's she from?

She's French.

Believe it or not, I met her in
Afghanistan. She was a nurse.

(CHUCKLING)

That comes in handy.

Yeah. And you'd like her.

You know, she's the kind of
person you wanna do things for.

That's why I took this job,
'cause the money's great.

Now I can afford to get her
everything she deserves.

It's one of those things
that just feels right.

You know when you can be with someone
and you don't even have to talk.

You already know what they're
thinking. You ever had that?

Sure.

I don't want you to think
that I'm deserting you.

No, listen. If I had to do it
all over again at your age,

I'd be doing what you're doing.

Why don't you freshen
up that beer?

All right.

(ENGINE REVVING)

MAN: Barney Ross.

What do you want
from me, Church?

Not too good in the memory
category, are you, Barney?

You made a deal with me.
You gave me your word.

And you end up blowing
up half of Vilena,

punching holes and a bowie knife
through a fellow CIA agent,

even if he was a dirt bag.

But what breaks my heart

is that you stole
$5 million from me.

And for all this male
pattern badness,

I could've put you in the
deepest, darkest hole in Gitmo.

No sunlight.

- But I kept you out.
- Great.

Because I knew the day would come
when you were gonna pay me back.

Today is that day.

Keep talking.

A Chinese plane got shot
down over the mountains

near a hell-hole called Gasak.

Yeah? Who shot it down?

Take a guess.

On board that plane is a safe carrying
something you don't need to know about.

All you need to know is you can't
let it fall into the wrong hands.

Now, you're gonna go in there,

and you're gonna get the contents
of that safe before anyone else.

You're gonna bring it to me.

It should be a walk
in the park for you.

And then we're even.

We'll get to that.

The safe in that plane
is very high-tech.

The access code changes
every 120 seconds.

You use the wrong
code, it blows.

- So we need to get you in...
- Wait, wait.

"We." Who's we? Who
are you working with?

That's none of your business.

Let's just call our
host The Corporation.

All right? I'm
sending along a pro

who specializes in this type of
situation. Her name is Maggie Chang.

A woman.

That usually goes along
with the name Maggie, yeah.

Forget it.

She can handle herself.

But let me be clear.

If anything happens to
her, she gets a hangnail,

she gets hurt, she
gets roughed up,

she doesn't come back in exactly
the same condition she went in,

you and your little gang of psychotic
mutts will never be seen again.

And that, I promise you.

I don't make a very
good babysitter.

(CHUCKLING)

Don't sell yourself short.

You're gonna make a
very good babysitter.

Be there at 7:00.

Hey. I'm Maggie Chang.

- You're Barney Ross?
- Yeah.

Mr. Church told you about me?

Said you wanna tag along?

Help, not tag along.

Nice motorcycle.

Where we're going is new. We
don't know what to expect.

Is it custom?

I think it's a mistake,
you coming along.

Build it yourself?

Yeah, I built it myself. Are you
playing games with me, Maggie?

No. Are you playing
games with me?

Church told me what you said.

I'm combat proficient. I
don't need a babysitter.

So, when do we leave?

0500.

Nice meeting you.

(REVVING ENGINE)

(SIXTIES MUSIC PLAYING)

(GUNNER CLEARS THROAT)

She's into me.

She hates you.

(EXHALES LOUDLY) Watch this.

(GUNNER CLEARS THROAT)

(CONTINUES CLEARING THROAT)

(COUGHS)

Um...

(CHUCKLING)

You know, if something happens
to her, it's coming back on us.

Did you ever think to
ask me for my opinion?

I told you 10 times before, I didn't have a
choice, unless you don't mind going to jail.

Yeah, well, Church
intimidated you.

- Really?
- Yeah.

(CELL PHONE RINGING)

Oh, is that the woman you can
never fully trust calling again?

You know, I will
stab you one day.

Hey, baby.

Yeah, of course I'm
thinking about you.

What else is there
to think about?

(SCOFFING)

Hopeless.

Hey.

You were in the Army, right?

I can tell.

Yes, ma'am. Three years.

Last tour was Afghanistan,
Kunar Province.

Didn't like it anymore?

Uh... Long story.

- I would like to hear it.
- All right.

I was trained as a sniper,
and an instructor, too,

but I actually wanted to mix
it up, get in on the action.

Uh, this one time, we're stuck
out in this hell-hole valley.

About 30 Taliban opened up from
these houses in the hills above us.

And they got about eight
of us pinned down bad.

So I called in for artillery support.
But, "No way," says the captain.

Didn't wanna
endanger the locals.

So we scattered. Some crawled to a ditch,
some to the dry riverbed and the rest bailed.

But we were still stuck
in the kill zone.

And we battled for, I
don't know, three hours.

And finally, an Apache gunship chopper
showed up to provide air cover.

Scattered the Hadjis, but...

Smoke clears and four of my squad are dead
in the ditch and two in the riverbed.

Yeah, I was mad and sick,
all dead for nothin'.

You know the most
screwed up thing of all

is when I got back
to base that night,

I found out that they had shot
this stray dog that I adopted.

Commander's orders to get rid
of all animals on the base.

I mean, you'd think we had enough
damn shooting for one day, you know?

And, anyway, I figured
it was time to move on.

I heard these guys were looking
for someone, and here I am.

You got that transponder?

- Yes. Apparently, 15 kilometers northwest.
- Okay.

(CHRISTMAS' CELL PHONE RINGING)

Hello, darlin'.

CHRISTMAS: Hello, darlin'.
I'm a little busy. Can I...

Let's move. We're in
and out of here fast.

HALE: The sooner, the better.

- Billy the Kid.
- Yeah?

Today's your lucky day.
You get to take point.

My pleasure, sir.

Impressive.

Hold on.

Remember when you could do that?

No, do you?

I could blow him
away if I needed to.

Really? Look down.

Look down. You see what I see?

Short legs.

1,000 bucks you can't
catch him. Go on, Flash.

I'm a little busy.

Are you?

BILLY: (ON RADIO) Found the wreck
at the bottom of the hill, sir.

Slow it down, Billy.
You're making us look bad.

- BILLY: Say it again, over?
- You heard.

- BILLY: Roger that. Slowing it down.
- (CHUCKLES) We appreciate it.

Rest of the plane's
over the hill, sir.

Good work, Billy.

HALE: Looks like
somebody had a bad day.

You guys go to the right.

(GROWLING)

- (GUNSHOTS)
- (WHIMPERING)

BARNEY: Take off, Rover.

All right, Billy. You get
a vantage point up there.

There's fur in their hands.

These guys were alive

- until the wolves got to them.
- (WOLF HOWLING)

Be careful.

(HOWLING GETTING LOUDER)

ls this it?

Yes, it's here.

BARNEY: Caesar! I
need you in here.

Caesar, grab a hold of this thing.
I think it's spring-loaded.

Lee, hook it on.

Now, on the count of
three, let's pull it back.

Ready?

One, two, three.

(GRUNTING)

- We can't hold this.
- You have to.

(MEN STRAINING)

(GROANING)

BARNEY: Come on, Maggie!

- Something's wrong.
- BARNEY: What?

The explosive timer's triggered.

- How long?
- Fifty-four seconds!

If we leave now, we'll make it.

- Maggie, let it go!
- No, I can do it!

- BARNEY: Come on, Maggie!
- (GRUNTING)

Maggie, what's going on?

She tripped the
detonator. Stay back!

I'm losing my grip!

You do, she's cut in half.

- Come on, Maggie!
- Got it!

(ALL PANTING)

Yeah, lucky I was here.

Just thinking that.

I'm sorry. It's
important I get this.

You've got guts.
No common sense.

But guts. Come on.

It's all right. We
got it. Let's go.

You're strong.

Billy, come on down.
We're out of here.

GUNNER: What happened?

HALE: That woman is crazy,
but I got a good pump.

CHRISTMAS: Aren't you curious
about what's inside the case?

No, I just wanna get
Church off our back.

Billy the Kid!

Where the hell is he? Billy!

(GUNS COCKING)

VILAIN: Drop your weapons!

TOLL: No way.

It ain't happening.

No?

Are you sure?

I'm sorry, sir.
They were waiting'.

- Drop the weapons now.
- Don't do it.

(COCKING GUN)

He's a strong soldier.

Let's see how strong he is.

Do it.

- No!
- Oh.

(MUFFLED GROAN)

Don't do nothin'
he says! (GROANS)

Don't talk.

You should not speak.

I'm gonna kill him.

When I fire, his
head will be gone.

Three seconds.

Don't give your weapons.
You don't owe me anything!

VILAIN: One.

Two.

Don't do this! They'll
kill everyone!

He's gonna kill him.

(SPEAKING FRENCH)

Drop them!

(GROANING)

I'm impressed. Very good
use of intelligence.

Everybody stay calm, we'll be done
soon and then we'll be on our way.

Bring me that knife.

What's this symbol?

I like symbol.

This is the symbol of the goat.

The pet of Satan,

they say-

- You have a case that belongs to me.
- Does it?

Yes, like your lives.

It was lost. He doesn't have it.

Last time, the case,
or you will force me

to cut

his heart out.

Do it, you piece of shit.

Wait!

(GROANS)

Let me have it.

Hey.

You talking to me?

Pick it up.

- Hand it to me.
- Go get it yourself.

- What was that?
- You heard.

Now pick it up,

hand it to me nicely,

or you'll get what he got.

Do it, Lee.

You'll be all right, Billy.

Respect is everything.

Without respect,
we're just people.

Common, shitty people.

I'm sorry, sir.

It's not your fault.

Now what?

We're both fighting men.

And I respect that.

And fighting men,

they don't deserve to
be killed like sheep.

But

respect

must be taught.

Lie down with your face on
the ground until we leave.

Don't challenge me.

Get down.

(HELICOPTER APPROACHING)

Up.

Are you afraid of me?

No. I'm not.

You should be.

- I'm dying.
- Don't talk, Billy.

Cut his hands loose!

The letter.

In my pocket.

All right, kid. I got it.

I got it.

I'm so sorry.

BARNEY: I believe you.

What was in the case?

A computer. Blueprint of a mine.

A mine. What mine?

The Russians stored nearly 5
tons of weapons-grade plutonium.

The mine was abandoned after the
Cold War. No one knows it's there.

The blueprint shows where
the plutonium is stored.

We want to stop it before
it gets in the wrong hands.

I guess that didn't
happen, did it?

This kid died so some
dirt bag can make bombs.

I'm so sorry.

Not as sorry as I am.

Let's take care of him.

"Dear Sophia."

"I wish I could find something different
to do besides just missing you,

"but I can't."

"The team's treating me good.
We got each other's backs."

"L want you to know that wherever I end up,
I'll be wanting the very best for you."

"And if some miracle happens,
and I come back again,"

"I hope I'm still your
man. Much love, Billy."

Why is it that the one of us
who wants to live the most,

who deserves to live
the most, dies?

And the ones that deserve
to die, keep on living?

What's the message in that?

What's the plan?

Track him, find him, kill him.

RADIO DISPATCHER: CZ-1492, come on.
Requesting a response immediately.

Who's this bozo?

RADIO DISPATCHER: CZ-1492, this is
a secure air wave. Do you read?

What's this about?

MR. CHURCH: What's taking
so long, Barney Ross?

This should have been a walk in the
park for you guys. Where's the case?

Don't have it.

I warned you what would happen to you
mutts if you pulled this shit again.

A good man died trying
to get that case.

- I'm sorry about that.
- BARNEY: Are you?

Yes, as a matter of fact, I am.

But this sort of situation comes with
the territory, wouldn't you say?

And so does payback.

You know, Church, you're the kind
of guy that pulls the strings,

and everyone else
does your dirty work

'cause you never had the
guts to do it yourself.

We're done.

(RADIO CUTS OUT)

Sir, we got a problem.

The digging has slowed
down. Too many are dying.

They're exhausted.

(MEN COUGHING)

He's tired.

Anybody else tired?

Get more workers.

We've already taken most of
the men from the villages.

Get all the rest.

Women, children, all of them.

Show me.

Now we know where it
is. Right. Right.

Okay. I know what to do.

Good, I want the plutonium
out in three days.

Three days?

I have people ready to pay
four million a kilo now.

Three days.

No more.

Understood.

You're smart. Imagine if 6
pounds of pure plutonium

is powerful enough to change
the balance of the world.

So, imagine what
5 tons would do.

It's very interesting. Yeah?

- Something's happening.
- What?

The transmission stopped.
They're underground.

Putting it down right here.

BARNEY: Come on, let's hustle,
hustle. We gotta move.

Christmas. Come on, Lee. Do you even
know what the hell you're doing?

Five minutes.

- Don't get your knickers in a twist.
- BARNEY: Right.

BARNEY: Another transport
truck. Could be one of theirs.

Let's check this place out.

- (COCKING GUN)
- No shooting'.

- Classics?
- Yeah.

I've been dying to use these.

We'll beat the
truth out of them.

Maggie, you tell the guys
to wait in the truck.

Okay.

- (LIVELY MUSIC PLAYING)
- (PEOPLE TALKING INDISTINCTLY)

- They're here.
- Yeah.

Speak English?

- He's slightly gigantic.
- So?

Just saying'.

- He's really gigantic.
- I said that.

(SPEAKING BULGARIAN)

Hey!

- (GRUNTS)
- (WOMEN GASP)

Can't beat a classic.

I say we beat some info out
of these guys and get moving.

Sounds good to me.

Let's start with the midget.

MAGGIE: Calm down, boys. I can get
them to talk with much less effort.

What's she gonna do,
give him a pedicure?

(MAN GROANING)

It's a little sick.

Christmas, I need you
to hot wire that truck

and go back to the plane
and get the weapons.

Why don't you get one of
those cheese-heads to do it?

Stop complaining.

CHRISTMAS: I should've bounced
one of these over your skull.

- GUNNER: How'd it go?
- We're on. Let's move.

TOLL: Cheese-heads.

They call themselves Sangs.

They say they control everything
east of the mountains.

Robbery, kidnapping, assassinations.
Basically, a cartel for hire.

How do you know the language?

Easy. Put it together.

It's a cross between Ukraine
and Bulgarian dialect.

Impressed?

A little.

Christmas.

- What?
- BARNEY: Why are you yelling'?

'Cause you gave me the
shit job, that's why.

I'm gonna shoot you in
the face when I see ya.

"BARNEY". Where are you?

The 60-year-old death
trap you call a plane.

Well, what's taking so long?

Because there's bridges
out, signs missing.

I've been driving these dirt
roads for the last seven hours!

You done complaining'?

Thanks for the sympathy.

This is weird.

Just like home.

That figures.

What the hell is this place?

MAGGIE: I believe it's
an old Soviet Army base.

Probably used in the
'80s. Cold War.

They most likely staged maneuvers and
practice attacks against the U.S. here.

Is there anything
you don't know?

HALE: Great. Just what I
need. 50-year-old pizza.

We'll bed down here
for the night.

(BLUES MUSIC PLAYING)

Oh.

This tastes like shit.

How's yours?

Can't complain about rigatoni.

Plan ahead, fellas.

That's all I have to say.

Y'all, what if you knew you
were gonna die tomorrow?

What would your last meal be?

- One choice.
- One choice?

It'd probably be
cereal for you, huh?

And what the hell's
wrong with cereal?

It's cliche.

HALE: You gotta be original. You know, if
you were an original, broad-thinking man,

you'd probably come up with some
special cereal, like Earios.

You know, just like your ear. You
know, pour milk on them suckers,

they just lay there and
you don't hear shit.

For the record, my
hearing is 20/20.

Barney?

Donuts and most
food that kills ya.

That's deep, man.

(CHUCKLING) You think so?

Maggie?

Crispy aromatic duck
with plum sauce.

Very SEXY-

But I like Italian, too.

I'm starting to think
Italian's overrated.

(ALL LAUGHING)

Hey. What about me?

My favorite Swedish
dinner would be

baby seal and whale ass

in the summer.

But I'd really die
for some Chinese.

Then you're gonna
starve to death.

(ALL LAUGHING)

All right, sweet dreams.

Hey, Barney. I'm not
done eating', man.

Can I ask you something?

Sure, go ahead.

Why are you so
nervous around me?

I don't get nervous, Maggie.

What is it then?

I just like keeping a distance.

Is it because you don't want
to know any more people?

Let's just say bad things have happened
to people I've gotten close to.

Not a good way to live.

I know.

Do you think about the
young man who died?

All the time.

You don't talk about him much.

No, that's how we
deal with death.

We can't change what it is, so we keep
it light until it's time to get dark.

And then we get pitch black.

Understand?

I understand.

Good night.

Good night, Maggie.

(UPBEAT MOTOWN PLAYING)

(GUNNER SNORING LOUDLY)

I swear to God, if he doesn't stop
snoring, I'm gonna shoot him.

Gunner!

(CHOKES MID-SNORE)

You rang?

I know it's a stupid question.

I don't suppose you have
anymore of that coffee.

Pot only makes one cup.

Yeah. That's what I figured.

BARNEY: Listen up.

Those guys said the congregation of
Sangs are probably in this area,

concentrated east.

So that's where we're going.

We're out of here in 10 minutes.

Get ready. Do what you gotta do.

(SIGHS)

(MEN TALKING INDISTINCTLY)

Houston, we got a problem.

- Down!
- (GUNFIRE)

(LIVELY MOTOWN PLAYING LOUDLY)

We gotta get out of here!

- 60!
- HALE: Go, go go'

Go, go, go, go!

Go.

Save your ammo.

(CELL PHONE RINGING)

Where the hell are you?

I'm almost there.

Hey, what's going on?
Are those shots?

Yeah.

- CHRISTMAS: What's happening?
- The Sangs got us pinned down.

- Can you hold them off?
- Yeah, maybe with a tank.

- Oh, shit.
- What?

They got a tank. Come
on. Come on! Come on!

Oh!

Let's roll! Come on!

I'm out.

One left. Why not?

Hey, who did that?

Not me, I'm out.

Hey, what just happened?

Somebody got a
little carried away.

It looks that way.

Where are the shooters?

I don't know, but if they
wanted us dead, we'd be dead.

Barney?

(WESTERN MUSIC PLAYING)

Don't freak out.

Small world, huh, Barney?

Booker? Rumor had
it you were dead.

Yeah, I heard that, too. So,
how's life treating ya?

Been better.

You did all this?

I fly solo. I thought
you knew that.

Yeah, I heard it, but
I didn't buy it.

Well, now you do.

This your team?

Yeah. Gunner, Toll Road,
Hale Caesar and Maggie.

Booker. You're the one
people call the Lone Wolf?

I've been called that.
But I have mellowed.

Not that much.

I heard another rumor, that you
were bitten by a king cobra?

Yeah, I was. But after five
days of agonizing pain,

the cobra died.

(CHUCKLING)

Hey, Booker. Great
to see you, man.

BOOKER: So, how'd you end up
in this godforsaken place?

We got ambushed by Sangs about
100 kilometers east of here,

killed one of my men, young kid.

- Yeah, sorry to hear that.
- Yeah.

The Sangs are the
lowest form of scum.

Shooting them has
been a good business.

Do you know who the leader is?

- Yeah, a guy named Vilain.
- Vilain.

Mmm-hmm. Yeah, he pretty much
controls everything in this area.

You're gonna need more men if
you expect to get out alive.

Can you help out?

Ah, sorry, Barney. I work alone.

I understand. Thanks
for showing up.

My pleasure.

Hey, Barney!

There's a village down the road.

They're good people, and
they hate the Sangs.

- Maybe they can help out.
- Thanks.

Happy hunting.

What happened?

I'm still alive.

That's a matter of
opinion. What'd I miss?

I'll tell you about it on the way.
Come on, guys. Unload these weapons.

Looks like Christmas
came way late this year.

Yeah, I love you, too.

Well, I'm happy to see you.

Finally. Somebody with class.

(SIXTIES MUSIC PLAYING)

This has gotta be the town
that Booker was talking about.

I could retire to a
place like this.

Clean air, no stress,
raise some kids.

You know, Maggie, I could
retire to a place like this.

(LAUGHING) You are
so full of shit.

(GUNSHOTS)

BARNEY: Out, out, out!

They're missing us by a mile.

- PILAR: Put down guns.
- That's not happening.

- (GUNSHOT)
- Whoa!

The safest place is in
front of their gun.

- (LAUGHING)
- We will shoot you!

No! Wait.

These guys are here to
help. They want to help.

Even you two rejects could
get lucky around here.

- You think?
- I doubt it.

Do you mind?

Who you are?

- We're Americans.
- Since when?

Swedish.

- Blackfoot.
- Chinese.

- Retards.
- You done?

What do you want?

We're here to take
care of the Sangs.

Okay. Come inside.

Come on.

(GRUNTING)

This is who we think
you'd come for.

This is who we will die for.

First, they told us there'd
be good jobs, good money.

Some went. But nobody come back.

They come for more.

They say as soon as
our men go to job,

the others come home.

My husband goes.

For a long time,
we hear nothing.

Then the Sangs come, and they
take all of the rest of the men.

Forced them to
work in the mines.

Same in the next
village. And the next.

They take my sons.

Now all that is left
are the very young.

And they will be back for
them, too. I know this.

We all know this.

So we hide them and we wait.

Why don't you just
move on? Leave.

PILAR: This is our home.

Our lives will be the
last thing they take.

Tell us why you're here now.

We're tracking them.

Can't you stay and help?
You saw the children!

Soon they'll be done, and
they'll kill them all.

We have our own
business with them.

I'm sorry. Let's go.

(WOMAN SOBBING)

I don't think they're gonna
last here much longer.

I think they know that.

So we're not gonna do
anything about it?

(SIGHING)

I got an idea.

And with your ego, I think
you're gonna love it.

- My ego?
- Your ego.

- What do you mean, my ego?
- You've got a big ego.

Well, check your ego out.

Oh, please. Your ego is like
the size of a dinosaur. Huge.

(MAN TALKING INDISTINCTLY)

We have it. We found
the plutonium.

(VILLAGERS TALKING INDISTINCTLY)

(TRUCK APPROACHING)

(VILLAGERS SHOUTING)

(SPEAKING RUSSIAN)

(BELL RINGING)

(MEN SPEAKING RUSSIAN)

(SPEAKING RUSSIAN)

(WOMAN SCREAMING)

(SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE)

(PEOPLE TALKING INDISTINCTLY)

(DISTANT SCREAMING)

(PRAYING SOFTLY)

(SPEAKING BULGARIAN)

CHRISTMAS: By the power vested
in me, I now pronounce you

man and knife.

(MEN GRUNTING)

(GUNSHOT)

(MEN GROANING)

(GROANING)

One more!

Rest in pieces.

(MEN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)

- This is the last one?
- DA.

Good.

(SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE)

The chambers are cleared.

No loose ends. You
bury them all.

BARNEY: I see about a dozen
guards, light weapons,

a couple of bad ass .50 cals.

CHRISTMAS: Worse.

Anti-tank devices.

There's no way our trucks will
get through that mine field.

Look, I know this is
a stupid question,

but you got any ideas
that won't get us killed?

I got a few I'm thinking about.

(PLANE APPROACHING)

(ALL CLAMORING)

- Boom time?
- Boom time.

BARNEY: Target in sight!

- Baby wants to travel!
- BARNEY: Fire!

- Rock and roll!
- Fire!

Bombs away!

(GUARD SPEAKING RUSSIAN)

Tighten up!

- What's happening now?
- Chaos!

- You're not doing what I think you're doing.
- Yeah, I am.

Let's do it!

Come on, let's move!

(GRUNTING)

(BREATHING HEAVILY)

You're gonna need a new plane.

(GUNS COCKING)

(SPEAKING BULGARIAN)

(BARNEY WHISTLES)

- We're too late!
- What?

The plutonium's gone.

(MUFFLED EXPLOSIONS)

(SPEAKING RUSSIAN)

Come on, come on, let's get out
of here! Move, move! Come on!

- (CLAMORING)
- Go, go, go!

Move it, move it, move it!

CHRISTMAS: Go, go, go!

Go on, get out of here!

Go, go, go, go!

Pick it up! Pick it up!

(PEOPLE COUGHING)

We're gonna be here awhile.

(BLUES MUSIC PLAYING)

Doesn't seem right.

Going out this chickenshit way?

Something like that.

Hey, it ain't over yet, kids.

I got a plan.

Everybody calm down.

Phosphate rock.

What's he doing?

Probably making a bomb.

You serious?

Ask him.

What you doing, Gunner?

I'm making a bomb. You mind?

- A maniac with brains.
- Scary.

Phosphate rock, it's got
a density of 1.852.

Melting point, 44.2 centigrade.

Guys, I want some
gunpowder, fast.

Do it. The man's a
chemical engineer, right?

And a Fulbright Scholar.
Pour it in the pipe.

- The big man might be onto something.
- You think?

Probably not.

You need some help
with that? Let's go!

Here. Go blow yourself up.

Lighter?

I want that back.

Better get back! This
is gonna be loud!

(GUNNER LAUGHING)

Get back!

Okay.

All right, let's go!

All right.

Better turn around unless you
want your heads blown off.

You better cover your ear.

Come on.

Well, the phosphorus
must have been damp.

Yeah, right.

TOLL: Or you suck.
HALE: There's that.

Don't cry, Gunner.

BARNEY: You almost had an idea.

(RUMBLING)

(ROTORS POWERING DOWN)

I'm back.

How're you doing', Trench?

(ALL CLAMORING EXCITEDLY)

- Oh, I thank you. I thank you.
- You're welcome.

Bojan!

(SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE)

(LAUGHING AND WEEPING)

Hmm.

- We're even now, right?
- Right.

I'll be seeing you around,
Trench. Thanks a lot.

- Relax. It's not over yet.
- What?

That's right.

(CHUCKLING)

- How ya doing', pal?
- I was doing pretty good, Church.

What are you doing here?

- I heard there was a party in town.
- Yeah, but it's my party.

- Has he always been this selfish?
- Always.

Thanks.

(HELICOPTER APPROACHING)

You wanna kick
Vilain's ass or not?

Don't forget the Little Rascals!

Move it.

(TIRES SCREECHING)

Move out!

(TIRES SCREECHING)

(PEOPLE SCREAMING)

Take the rest of the nukes
to the hangar. Now!

And get the plutonium
on the plane.

Follow me.

We need to buy some time.

(PEOPLE SCREAMING)

(GUNSHOTS)

Go, go!

(GUNSHOT)

(WESTERN MUSIC PLAYS)

I'm out!

VILAIN: Hold them up!

Go! Go! Move!

Shit!

- Fun, huh?
- Yeah.

Oh, there he is!

Come on, Vilain.

- Let's go!
- Yeah.

Tear him apart!

(SCREAMING)

I'm almost out. I'll be back.

You've been back
enough. I'll be back.

Yippee-Ki-Yay.

Who's next? Rambo?

Good bye.

(SCREAMING)

Let's go.

(YELLING)

GUNNER: Maggots!

VILAIN: Start the engine!

Get that thing in the air.
I want to make some money!

HECTOR: Move!

Trench! Get in!

My shoe is bigger than this car.

Shoot something!

(TRENCH FIRING GUN)

MR. CHURCH: Come on.

(ALARM BEEPING)

Start the helicopter. We
have a special guest coming.

Let's go!

(MEN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)

(MEN SPEAKING RUSSIAN)

Take care of him!

This way!

(PROPELLER BUZZING)

(BREATHING HEAVILY)

Cannot beat a classic.

(COCKING GUN)

- Barney!
- What are you doing here?

I'm going in there alone.

Don't follow me, no matter
what, do you understand?

- Do you understand?
- Yes.

That door opens up, and I don't come
out, and he does, you kill him.

VILAIN: Let's make
it more dramatic.

Now, that's better.

(GUNSHOTS)

I'm out of bullets.

That's your problem.

VILAIN: Not really.

You wanna kill me like a man?

Or you wanna kill me

like a sheep?

Nice knife.

So.

What's it going to be?

Man or sheep?

You wanna man up?

I'll man you up.

(GASPS MOCKINGLY)

You must want to hurt me bad.

I'm not gonna hurt you.
I'm gonna take your life.

Come.

(GRUNTS)

Over so soon?

I want my money's worth.

- Come on, get up!
- Coming right up.

Going back down.

Taste good?

Talking to me?

(CHOKING)

Time to wrap this up.

(CHOKING)

(BARNEY GROANING)

Ironic. Here we are, you and I.

And your knife.

You're going to die. Like him.

What was his name?

What did you call him?

What does it matter?

Come on, Vilain.

Somebody's dying.

Come on, Vilain.

Come on, Vilain.

Come on!

(GROANS)

Get up, Vilain.

Get up.

Now turn around.

Turn around, sheep.

(BREATHING HEAVILY)

Now what?

(YELLING)

His name was Billy.

(GROANS)

You know how to carve a turkey?

(SIRENS WAILING)

- You win?
- I think so.

Well, where's the proof?

Heads up.

Nice touch.

Mmm-hmm.

It is a nice touch.

A little extreme. But nice.

Mmm-hmm.

And as much as I hate
to say this, Bamm-Bamm,

now that we got control
of the plutonium,

that makes us even.

Good.

So, Maggie, you'll be
coming with us then?

When you're ready.

So I just want...

Wow.

They're okay, just
a little immature.

I don't have to go. If you
want me to stay, I'll stay.

And I did save the
babysitter's life.

That you did do.

Maybe I'm good luck for you.

But I could be bad luck for
you, and I can't allow that.

If you ever want help, call me,

or you're dead.

I'll do that.

What are you doing here?

Moving on. You killed
all my business.

I thought you were
the Lone Wolf.

(CHUCKLING SOFTLY)

Sometimes it's fun to
run with the pack.

Sure, you got a point.

You take care, Maggie.

Oh, I almost forgot.

As a token of my gratitude,
my violent friend,

I got you and the Little
Rascals a ride home.

- Behold.
- What?

Consider it a gift.

- That thing belongs in a museum.
- (CHUCKLING)

- We all do.
- (CHUCKLES)

- Hey, fun, right?
- Yeah, fun.

Take care.

(ALL CHANTING) Beware,
beware, walk with care.

Careful what you do.

Or Mumbo-Jumbo's
gonna hoe-doe you.

Mumbo-Jumbos gonna
hoe-doe you.

Boomlay, boomlay, boomlay, boom!

To Billy!

- To Billy.
- ALL: To Billy.

GUNNER: Rest in peace.

- Man, I need a massage.
- Don't look at me.

- Hey.
- What?

- From one friend to another?
- What?

You really should
learn how to fight.

(BOTH LAUGHING)

(UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)