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It was a waking dream,
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the kind that arrives in the twilight
between sleep and the real world.
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I sat straight up in
bed and said out loud,
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"I'm going to be President
of the United States."
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It does seem to be the hot job
everyone aspires to nowadays.
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The air of impossibility
has been removed.
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I had that dream when I was
seven years old, Dean Lawrence,
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and I've spent my entire life
studying the lives of former presidents
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to identify common
experiences and traits
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that led to their inevitable
election victories.
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Such as?
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I only went back as far as Reagan.
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As far as I'm concerned, he
created the modern presidency,
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the presidency of
television and celebrity.
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People like to think of their
presidents as characters they see on TV.
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Most never actually
see them in real life.
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Reagan and Bush Sr.
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were both presidents of their
senior classes in high school.
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Which, I assume, you are on
your way to accomplishing.
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I believe I have the
election well in hand, yes.
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Interestingly, Reagan, Clinton,
and Obama were all born into poverty
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while the Bushes were both highborn.
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How do you reconcile that
with your master plan?
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Well, I have the good fortune
of being born both rich and poor.
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Your family has generational wealth.
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Yes, true, but I'm also the
only son of a cocktail waitress
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from the Landing Strip Gentlemen's
Club in Laconia, New Hampshire.
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- You're adopted.
- Yes.
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Why Harvard, Payton?
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Harvard's produced more presidents
than any other school. Seven.
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Hmm. Well, I appreciate that.
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You're clearly a very
well-prepared young man. Polished.
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Thank you, Dean Lawrence.
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But I'm not here to see the polish.
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You're concerned about my GPA?
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- Because I've...
- I don't care about your grades.
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I want to know you.
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The real you.
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Have you ever been compelled
to go meet your birth mother?
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No.
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My real mother has always been
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my greatest champion
and closest confidant.
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When was the last time you cried?
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I cried at the end of It's a
Wonderful Life last Christmas.
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Everyone cries at the end of that movie.
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I know.
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Did you cry because you were moved
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or because you felt like
you were supposed to?
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Does it matter?
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- Synced and corrected by chamallow -
- www.MY-SUBS.com -
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You were great.
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I've noticed... every time we have sex,
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no matter what I do, you
seem to really enjoy it.
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I don't know, I feel like, maybe,
sometimes, you're faking it.
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I am.
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Wh...
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I don't like you pretending. I mean,
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aren't we supposed to
be generating intimacy?
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Sure, but we're also giving
you the self-confidence you need
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to become the man I know you can be.
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I know you watch porn.
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Your brain is wired to enjoy
sex that's presentational.
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Okay, but I don't want presentational.
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I want authentic.
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I will do better at appearing
more authentic from now on.
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I don't want you to appear
authentic, I want you to be authentic.
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I don't understand.
What's the difference?
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I promise to be more real from now on.
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- Where you going?
- I have a surf lesson.
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We're going back to
Hawaii this Christmas
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and I refuse to let
my dad call me Barney
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and vanquish me to the ankle busters.
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Let there be one place he doesn't
find me a complete disappointment.
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Hey, he thinks you're great.
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He thinks I'm pretty. And
he likes pretty things.
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River!
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- River!
- I'm in here.
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You traitor. You
backstabbing son of a bitch.
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You know how important this is to
me. How dare you run against me?
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- Oh, I know. Listen, calm down...
- No. You calm down. I have the floor now.
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Since when have you
wanted to be the president?
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This wasn't even your idea, was it?
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No, it was Astrid's idea.
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She said I had to do it if I had a
shot of getting into Stanford and...
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I had to do something to
get my parents off my back.
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Screw you. Do you not
understand you're gonna beat me?
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Okay? You're better looking than me.
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You're more popular, co-captain
of the lacrosse team, so...
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You're blowing this thing
way out of proportion.
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The moment you win, I'll tell everyone
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that we had sex and you're living a lie.
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So, there's that.
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- Payton.
- I'm warning you,
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do not screw with my dream.
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All right? I'm on a singular path. Okay?
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You're not gonna get in the way, e
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or I swear to God, I will make you pay.
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Okay? So don't mess with me, River.
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Are we clear?
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I've never seen you like this.
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I don't recognize this person.
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Well, I don't care, okay?
I'm not a box, right?
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I don't need to have four sides
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for you to look at and approve of, okay?
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I have... I have feelings, River.
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These aren't feelings,
you're just hysterical.
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Well, this is the true me.
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This is who I am. I'm a winner.
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I'mma win at all costs.
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I know what my future's gonna
be and I know how to get there.
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And I will not be stopped.
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We have time for one more question each
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before closing statements.
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Payton, Mark Twain's classic
novel Huckleberry Finn
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is part of this school's
freshman year English curriculum.
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Do you believe racial epithets
should be removed from Huck Finn
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before it is taught to students?
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Hmm.
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Well, first of all, thank you, Vicki,
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for your years of service
as part of our yearbook club,
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and thank you for what is a very
thoughtful and provocative question.
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Now, this question doesn't
have an easy answer,
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so all I can give you
is an honest answer.
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No. We should not be rewriting
literary giants like Mark Twain.
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Mark Twain loathed racial inequality,
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and through the eyes
of Huckleberry Finn,
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he was attempting to
shine a light on the...
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the heinous, shameful sin of slavery,
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and the systemic racism that
pervaded every aspect of his life
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in the environment in
which he was raised.
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But make no mistake, the racism
that Mark Twain wrote about
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has not been banished to
the ash heap of history,
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it's with us in this room today.
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Right? It's different, to
be sure. It's... more subtle.
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But we have a long way to go towards
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true racial equality in this country,
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and as student body president, I'll
ensure every student at this school
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has an equal opportunity to succeed,
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regardless of their color,
creed, national origin,
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gender, sexual orientation,
genetic information, or disability.
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If you choose to honor
me by electing me,
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I will fight for each
and every one of you
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so as long as there is
strength in me to fight.
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So, give me your vote,
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and help me lead this great
school into the future.
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Thank you.
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River, last question.
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Uh, should the school be able to limit
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the size of sugary drinks
sold at Saint Sebastian?
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Um...
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I mean...
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Yeah? No?
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Who cares?
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No, sorry. I appreciate the
question, it's a good question.
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I think it's important
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that we make smart decisions
about the food we eat.
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I just feel like,
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it's hardly the most pressing thing
that any of us are dealing with.
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- The world is dark, yeah?
- Oh, my.
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And I think teenagers
nowadays realize that.
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And... I don't know, it kind of
feels like the world's ending.
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So, you know, if a 42-ounce
Mountain Dew makes you happy,
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I say go for it.
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I keep thinking that, uh, the
only thing we all share together
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is that we're all alone.
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And we take pictures, and we post them,
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and we Facebook and Insta and
Tweet and Snap and everything and...
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it just makes it worse.
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Ah, man.
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I tried to kill myself last year.
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Yeah, I never... I
never told anyone that.
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This is weird, I'm up
here, you guys... Can we...
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Can I come down there and
talk to you? This is...
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We're friends. We know each other
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We don't have to do this.
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- We can have a serious conversation.
- Okay, he's walking.
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So, it was, uh, like,
about a year ago, and...
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I don't know, I was just
feeling really depressed.
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Not even depressed, just...
just hopeless, because, um...
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because I felt so alone. And I, uh...
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I was afraid I was always
gonna feel that way.
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- He's crying. This is bad, this is bad.
- And, so I...
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I went home after lax practice one
day and I was working out at home...
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and something made me take
a 45-pound plate and, uh...
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I tied it to my ankle
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and I went out to my pool
and I jumped in the deep end.
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And, for a second, I was really...
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I was really ready to die.
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And then I, like, realized. I was,
like, "River, what did you just do?"
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And I panicked and I tried to get
the rope off my ankle and I couldn't.
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And I just remember
looking up at the surface
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of the water and thinking,
"No one's here, man.
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You're gonna die alone."
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And then, um...
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next thing I remember I
was floating at the surface.
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There's no cool ending to the story,
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it's just the rope untied
itself from the weight.
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I don't know, I never did Boy Scouts.
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No one was there.
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Oh, God, he's sweating like Nixon.
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I don't want anyone here at this
school to ever feel like that.
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It's really important to
me that all of you know
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that your lives have value.
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And that they're important.
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That you're important.
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That's all I got to say.
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I love this guy.
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Candidates, it's now time
for your closing statements.
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I'll pick it up.
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People lie, numbers don't. River's
ahead of you ten points post-debate.
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And if you dig down
the tabs at the polls,
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he is leading you in looks, charisma,
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and, most importantly, authenticity.
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Basically crushing
you in that department.
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Especially after that masterclass
he put on during the debate.
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Girls love it when a guy
who looks like that cries.
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Not blubbery at all, more
of a silent, sexy cry.
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Okay, fine, why don't all of
you just vote for him, then?
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Our loyalty is with you, Payton.
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This is a plane. We're all
headed to the same place.
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You're the pilot, James
and I are your navigators.
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Neither one of us knows
how to fly like you can.
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We need you to get
us to the White House,
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but we wouldn't be doing our job
if we weren't being honest with you.
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If we don't tell it like
it is, we'll all crash.
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Okay, what's my next move?
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We need to get you a running
mate that softens you up.
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Someone undeniably real.
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I recommend a student
from the special ed class.
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I believe the proper modern vernacular
for them is "differently abled."
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So, you're going for the
sympathy vote, am I right?
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What do you mean?
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Well, it's not like
we're super good friends.
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Been going to school
together for three years,
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the most you and I have ever
said to each other is, "Hello."
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So, you obviously have some
sort of strategy in mind.
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The only strategy I'm interested in
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is being a president for
every student at this school.
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That includes people like you,
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who traditionally have not been well
represented in student government.
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00:15:05,921 --> 00:15:08,424
What exactly does that
mean, "people like me"?
242
00:15:08,883 --> 00:15:10,483
C'mon. I mean someone with a disability,
243
00:15:10,551 --> 00:15:12,845
someone who might enjoy
sharing the spotlight for once
244
00:15:12,928 --> 00:15:15,598
and having a hand in shaping
the culture at this school.
245
00:15:15,681 --> 00:15:17,420
And "student body vice president"
246
00:15:17,421 --> 00:15:19,270
looks pretty good on
a college application.
247
00:15:19,351 --> 00:15:20,352
Oh, how thrilling.
248
00:15:21,979 --> 00:15:23,814
What, so you are not
even gonna consider it?
249
00:15:23,898 --> 00:15:25,357
Eat a fat one!
250
00:15:25,441 --> 00:15:27,777
John McCain tried
that. It was a disaster.
251
00:15:43,709 --> 00:15:46,587
Your family once hired Pinkertons
to bust up union organizers.
252
00:15:46,670 --> 00:15:49,715
You have three lesser Picassos in
your housekeeper's room in your home.
253
00:15:49,799 --> 00:15:52,343
Annie Leibovitz took your family
Christmas card photo last year
254
00:15:52,426 --> 00:15:54,261
and you have a 4.3 GPA.
255
00:15:54,386 --> 00:15:57,348
You're untouchable. You need a
running mate that can humanize you.
256
00:15:57,723 --> 00:15:59,433
So, what kind of music do you like?
257
00:16:00,184 --> 00:16:02,728
Britney Spears and Insane Clown Posse.
258
00:16:03,062 --> 00:16:04,230
Yeah, me too.
259
00:16:05,648 --> 00:16:08,126
If you had the chance to stand
up in front of the whole school,
260
00:16:08,150 --> 00:16:10,736
and you could say anything
you wanted, what would you say?
261
00:16:11,904 --> 00:16:12,904
I don't know.
262
00:16:12,947 --> 00:16:14,841
Well, what would you want
to get off your chest?
263
00:16:14,865 --> 00:16:17,025
Like, if you could change
one thing, what would it be?
264
00:16:20,079 --> 00:16:22,790
Everyone should quit being a faker.
265
00:16:28,087 --> 00:16:29,630
Alice? What do you think?
266
00:16:31,799 --> 00:16:34,343
I love you. Unconditionally.
267
00:16:34,927 --> 00:16:37,054
You are the front man
of my favorite rock band,
268
00:16:37,137 --> 00:16:40,307
you are the star of my favorite
movie, you are my king of kings.
269
00:16:41,559 --> 00:16:44,520
Nothing is going to stop you
from winning this election
270
00:16:44,603 --> 00:16:46,438
and turning this school upside down.
271
00:16:47,147 --> 00:16:49,233
But you've got to
listen to your advisors.
272
00:16:57,449 --> 00:16:59,368
I'm just so happy to be alive.
273
00:16:59,451 --> 00:17:01,912
I love when I can get
outside into the sunshine
274
00:17:01,996 --> 00:17:03,914
and smell the ocean, you know?
275
00:17:03,998 --> 00:17:06,478
Are you not eating lunch?
276
00:17:06,709 --> 00:17:09,378
No. No, with the chemo I
don't always have an appetite.
277
00:17:09,461 --> 00:17:11,297
My Nana says I have to eat,
278
00:17:11,672 --> 00:17:15,467
but it's just the medicine I take,
it makes everything taste so spicy.
279
00:17:15,843 --> 00:17:17,595
I'm so sorry to hear that. I...
280
00:17:18,637 --> 00:17:20,276
I cannot imagine what that must be like.
281
00:17:20,277 --> 00:17:22,141
High school is hard enough as it is.
282
00:17:22,725 --> 00:17:24,435
I just don't look at it that way.
283
00:17:25,769 --> 00:17:27,730
I think that every day is a gift.
284
00:17:29,982 --> 00:17:31,692
And every time that I wake up,
285
00:17:33,110 --> 00:17:36,113
even if I have to get a platelet
transfusion from Dr. Sengal,
286
00:17:36,196 --> 00:17:37,406
I think to myself,
287
00:17:39,909 --> 00:17:42,788
"A lot of kids around the world
288
00:17:42,789 --> 00:17:44,709
don't have the same medical
care that I do. So...
289
00:17:46,248 --> 00:17:50,711
If that's what I have to go
through, that's God's plan."
290
00:17:54,214 --> 00:17:55,616
I'm looking for a VP candidate,
291
00:17:55,617 --> 00:17:57,468
because I'm running for
student body president.
292
00:17:59,970 --> 00:18:03,030
Yes, I heard. Andrea
told me. She's, um...
293
00:18:03,031 --> 00:18:05,476
She said you were good at the debate.
294
00:18:06,310 --> 00:18:08,479
She takes notes for me
when I can't be at school.
295
00:18:08,562 --> 00:18:09,562
Mmm.
296
00:18:09,813 --> 00:18:11,523
I wish I could've been there, but...
297
00:18:11,607 --> 00:18:13,734
a lot of nice people
heard about my chemo
298
00:18:13,817 --> 00:18:15,962
and they paid for me to go
to Disneyland with my Nana,
299
00:18:15,986 --> 00:18:19,031
and we got to skip all the
lines and it was so much fun.
300
00:18:21,075 --> 00:18:22,409
Best day ever!
301
00:18:25,579 --> 00:18:26,579
What?
302
00:18:28,540 --> 00:18:30,709
What are you...
303
00:18:30,793 --> 00:18:32,544
I don't know. I just...
304
00:18:34,296 --> 00:18:35,714
I really like you, Infinity.
305
00:18:36,465 --> 00:18:37,591
You're so real.
306
00:18:56,443 --> 00:18:58,195
We'd like a table for two, please.
307
00:18:58,278 --> 00:19:01,532
- Sure, do you have a reservation?
- Yes. Jackson.
308
00:19:02,241 --> 00:19:04,994
Dusty and Infinity Jackson.
309
00:19:05,411 --> 00:19:07,997
I'm sorry. I don't see a
reservation under any of those names.
310
00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:12,001
Well, that doesn't make any sense.
I mean, I know I definitely called.
311
00:19:12,084 --> 00:19:14,545
Sorry. We're fully booked until 9:30.
312
00:19:14,628 --> 00:19:16,547
Would you like to make
a reservation for then?
313
00:19:20,384 --> 00:19:23,721
Karen, I want you to meet someone.
314
00:19:29,685 --> 00:19:31,812
Infinity, say hello to Karen.
315
00:19:32,855 --> 00:19:34,189
- Hello, Karen.
- Hi.
316
00:19:36,316 --> 00:19:39,862
You were really looking forward to
eating here, weren't you, babydoll?
317
00:19:39,945 --> 00:19:41,697
Uh-huh.
318
00:19:41,780 --> 00:19:45,117
Hell, I said, "Let's go to Coco's."
319
00:19:45,200 --> 00:19:49,580
I was so excited. I love me
some of that Coco's pot pie.
320
00:19:49,663 --> 00:19:54,918
No, but you dug in. You said,
"I want Olive Garden, Nana."
321
00:19:55,002 --> 00:19:57,504
I want Olive Garden, Nana. I do.
322
00:19:57,629 --> 00:20:00,632
I just got my feeding tube
taken out, and my Nana said,
323
00:20:00,716 --> 00:20:03,969
"Sure, yeah. You want endless
breadsticks, let's go for it."
324
00:20:05,929 --> 00:20:09,183
Why don't you tell Karen
about your cancer? Hmm?
325
00:20:09,892 --> 00:20:11,643
You're in pain sometimes, aren't you?
326
00:20:12,102 --> 00:20:13,979
I'm sorry. I couldn't help overhear.
327
00:20:14,063 --> 00:20:15,272
Uh, we're ahead of you,
328
00:20:15,355 --> 00:20:17,357
but we'd really like
you to have our table.
329
00:20:17,441 --> 00:20:21,320
- Oh, no. No, we couldn't poss...
- Please, I insist.
330
00:20:21,403 --> 00:20:22,946
We'd also like to pay for your meal.
331
00:20:24,823 --> 00:20:25,908
Oh, I...
332
00:20:27,367 --> 00:20:29,745
I don't know what to
say. Thank you so much.
333
00:20:29,828 --> 00:20:30,996
It's our pleasure.
334
00:20:31,663 --> 00:20:33,874
You really ought to
be ashamed of yourself.
335
00:20:34,583 --> 00:20:35,583
Bye.
336
00:20:35,626 --> 00:20:37,294
Ooh!
337
00:20:38,796 --> 00:20:39,963
It's blinking.
338
00:20:40,422 --> 00:20:41,673
I can take your buzzer.
339
00:20:44,551 --> 00:20:45,719
Right this way.
340
00:20:47,805 --> 00:20:48,889
Thank you.
341
00:20:49,765 --> 00:20:51,016
Enjoy your evening.
342
00:20:51,100 --> 00:20:52,101
Thank you. You too.
343
00:20:57,815 --> 00:20:58,899
It's so good.
344
00:20:59,942 --> 00:21:02,444
Jesus H. Christ. It's like Rome.
345
00:21:02,820 --> 00:21:08,450
I mean, all you can eat, and then
a quick trip to the vomitorium.
346
00:21:08,534 --> 00:21:10,615
Dining out used to be
something you earned.
347
00:21:10,616 --> 00:21:13,080
Well, like you have. But...
348
00:21:14,414 --> 00:21:17,209
Don't eat that fast!
349
00:21:17,292 --> 00:21:20,337
You're gonna yack it all up
like a baby bird. Spit it out.
350
00:21:21,255 --> 00:21:23,924
Oh, Christ. Look at that. Jesus.
351
00:21:24,550 --> 00:21:27,010
Don't forget, we have free tickets
352
00:21:27,469 --> 00:21:30,848
to the Florida Georgia Line
concert on Friday night.
353
00:21:30,931 --> 00:21:33,058
We're gonna be sitting
right up in front,
354
00:21:33,142 --> 00:21:36,061
right in the handicap section,
right next to the stage.
355
00:21:36,478 --> 00:21:39,523
- Free tickets. Wow, cool.
- Yeah.
356
00:21:39,606 --> 00:21:40,941
So, how was school?
357
00:21:41,233 --> 00:21:44,403
Okay. Payton asked me
to be his vice president.
358
00:21:44,486 --> 00:21:45,654
Who's Payton?
359
00:21:45,737 --> 00:21:49,032
He's a boy who's running for school
president and he asked me to...
360
00:21:49,116 --> 00:21:51,243
Jesus Christ, he's
going to get more food.
361
00:21:51,326 --> 00:21:52,326
Yeah.
362
00:21:54,037 --> 00:21:55,956
What? He asked you to be what?
363
00:21:56,039 --> 00:21:58,250
He asked me to be his running mate.
364
00:21:58,333 --> 00:22:00,836
- Yeah?
- I don't really know. I mean, he's rich.
365
00:22:00,919 --> 00:22:04,506
- He's really cute.
- Well, I hope you said yes.
366
00:22:05,132 --> 00:22:06,300
I said no.
367
00:22:06,383 --> 00:22:07,383
Why?
368
00:22:07,926 --> 00:22:09,178
I don't know.
369
00:22:09,595 --> 00:22:10,595
Sad.
370
00:22:10,637 --> 00:22:14,391
I felt like he was using me,
and I don't like to be used.
371
00:22:14,808 --> 00:22:16,226
You know what?
372
00:22:17,019 --> 00:22:20,731
You're gonna finish your
endless bread basket right now.
373
00:22:21,190 --> 00:22:24,225
And tomorrow, you are
gonna march up to that boy
374
00:22:24,226 --> 00:22:26,236
and you are going to say,
375
00:22:26,820 --> 00:22:30,407
"Thank you very much.
I accept your offer."
376
00:22:31,867 --> 00:22:34,870
Something like this
could change your life.
377
00:22:35,579 --> 00:22:37,039
Do you understand me?
378
00:22:37,789 --> 00:22:39,583
You can be vice president.
379
00:22:40,292 --> 00:22:41,418
Aim high.
380
00:22:41,501 --> 00:22:42,501
Yeah.
381
00:22:43,128 --> 00:22:44,296
You can get it all.
382
00:22:50,219 --> 00:22:52,429
- Hi, Infinity.
- Hi. Jesus!
383
00:22:52,512 --> 00:22:54,170
So, listen, I just was wondering
384
00:22:54,171 --> 00:22:55,825
if you had thought any
more about my offer.
385
00:22:55,849 --> 00:22:58,060
- I've thought about it.
- Mm-hmm.
386
00:22:58,143 --> 00:22:59,311
The answer is no.
387
00:23:00,103 --> 00:23:01,730
- Why?
- I don't need to tell you.
388
00:23:02,272 --> 00:23:03,482
Payton!
389
00:23:09,738 --> 00:23:11,073
We have a problem.
390
00:23:11,156 --> 00:23:15,202
That's why I'm proud to
announce my running mate,
391
00:23:15,661 --> 00:23:18,580
your next student body vice president,
392
00:23:19,790 --> 00:23:21,041
Skye Leighton.
393
00:23:30,217 --> 00:23:31,718
Thank you so much, River.
394
00:23:32,636 --> 00:23:35,597
And, uh, thank you for giving
students at Saint Sebastian
395
00:23:35,681 --> 00:23:38,210
the historic opportunity to elect
396
00:23:38,211 --> 00:23:40,394
a gender non-conforming
African-American
397
00:23:40,477 --> 00:23:41,728
to be their vice president.
398
00:23:42,104 --> 00:23:45,065
Now, I can't promise that I'm
always gonna agree with you.
399
00:23:45,148 --> 00:23:48,527
I have a reputation for
speaking my mind loudly
400
00:23:48,610 --> 00:23:50,070
when I disagree with someone,
401
00:23:50,153 --> 00:23:54,866
but I can promise you strength,
fortitude, and the passion
402
00:23:54,950 --> 00:23:57,786
to make Saint Sebastian
an amazing place.
403
00:23:57,869 --> 00:23:59,121
Thank you.
404
00:24:21,685 --> 00:24:22,685
River!
405
00:24:25,814 --> 00:24:28,575
Why are you doing this to me? Why
did you have to pick Skye Leighton?
406
00:24:28,859 --> 00:24:31,337
Astrid said if I picked her,
I'd have my best shot at winning.
407
00:24:31,361 --> 00:24:32,422
Why are you listening to her?
408
00:24:32,446 --> 00:24:34,173
She doesn't want what's good
for you, she wants power.
409
00:24:34,197 --> 00:24:36,092
You're the way she's gonna
get it. She's Lady Macbeth!
410
00:24:36,116 --> 00:24:38,553
- You gotta calm down.
- She's jealous of us, can't you see that?
411
00:24:38,577 --> 00:24:40,617
That is why she's trying
to take this away from me!
412
00:24:41,621 --> 00:24:42,956
Why are you hurting me?
413
00:24:46,460 --> 00:24:48,420
You... You have so much pain.
414
00:24:55,260 --> 00:24:56,340
You don't need any of this.
415
00:24:56,386 --> 00:24:58,466
You're gonna go to college
and join the Peace Corps.
416
00:24:58,513 --> 00:24:59,890
This isn't gonna help you.
417
00:25:01,558 --> 00:25:02,726
I'm sorry.
418
00:25:04,478 --> 00:25:05,645
I really did love you.
419
00:25:06,772 --> 00:25:08,398
No!
420
00:25:14,613 --> 00:25:16,239
I wanna bag a Shiras moose.
421
00:25:19,201 --> 00:25:21,161
I wanna bag a Siberian buffalo.
422
00:25:21,620 --> 00:25:25,332
All right. I wanna bag...
Margaret Edmund Meyers.
423
00:25:25,415 --> 00:25:27,376
- Maggie Meyers?
- Yes, Maggie Meyers.
424
00:25:27,459 --> 00:25:28,835
- I already did.
- Really?
425
00:25:28,919 --> 00:25:30,545
- Full bush.
- Dude, nice!
426
00:25:33,673 --> 00:25:36,468
Firstly, it's illegal
to hunt Siberian bison.
427
00:25:36,551 --> 00:25:38,428
Secondly, when you talk
about bagging things,
428
00:25:38,512 --> 00:25:40,990
you sound like douchebags,
especially with your mother present.
429
00:25:41,014 --> 00:25:42,909
You should totally come
hunting with us, Payton.
430
00:25:42,933 --> 00:25:45,477
Yeah, that way we could
accidentally shoot you in the back.
431
00:25:45,560 --> 00:25:47,354
That's enough!
432
00:25:52,359 --> 00:25:53,819
Yo, that's good, Mom.
433
00:25:53,902 --> 00:25:56,279
It's for a series I'm doing
to raise awareness and money
434
00:25:56,363 --> 00:25:57,531
for the Syrian war debt.
435
00:25:57,614 --> 00:26:01,243
This is Orhan. He was killed in
an airstrike earlier in the year.
436
00:26:01,535 --> 00:26:02,535
Bummer.
437
00:26:07,833 --> 00:26:09,353
Are you boys gonna be back for dinner?
438
00:26:09,418 --> 00:26:12,421
No, we have that event in support
of eliminating net neutrality.
439
00:26:12,504 --> 00:26:14,965
How can you be for
eliminating net neutrality?
440
00:26:15,465 --> 00:26:18,218
This family holds 54 million
dollars in telecom stocks.
441
00:26:18,301 --> 00:26:21,221
- He doesn't care, he's barely in the will.
- Boys!
442
00:26:21,304 --> 00:26:23,056
Why are you always defending him?
443
00:26:23,140 --> 00:26:26,685
Because you're bullies. And
you're borderline psychopaths.
444
00:26:28,270 --> 00:26:30,564
Of course you're in
the will, same as them.
445
00:26:31,731 --> 00:26:32,858
I saw to that.
446
00:26:36,486 --> 00:26:37,737
Don't tell your father.
447
00:26:40,949 --> 00:26:43,285
You know, I read this study
448
00:26:44,828 --> 00:26:45,828
from Columbia.
449
00:26:46,913 --> 00:26:48,665
It says that it's
impossible for a parent
450
00:26:48,748 --> 00:26:51,376
to love an adopted child
as much as a biological one.
451
00:26:52,127 --> 00:26:54,764
Parents are programmed to be drawn
452
00:26:54,765 --> 00:26:56,365
to the children that
look most like them.
453
00:26:56,756 --> 00:26:59,676
I would assume it has something
to do with protecting bloodlines.
454
00:26:59,759 --> 00:27:03,180
Well, I would say that's a flawed
study, because I love you the most.
455
00:27:04,264 --> 00:27:05,264
I always have.
456
00:27:06,892 --> 00:27:09,895
You're just saying that because
they grew up to be such jerkwads.
457
00:27:09,978 --> 00:27:11,188
You're not wrong about that.
458
00:27:12,814 --> 00:27:14,649
You can't teach kindness.
459
00:27:15,609 --> 00:27:17,777
You know? I tried for a long time.
460
00:27:19,738 --> 00:27:22,032
Can't do much with small hearts.
461
00:27:22,115 --> 00:27:25,076
Hard hearts, maybe, but not small ones.
462
00:27:25,368 --> 00:27:27,496
I love them, don't
get me wrong, I just...
463
00:27:28,830 --> 00:27:30,040
The love has edges.
464
00:27:31,708 --> 00:27:34,628
It doesn't go on and on the
way my love for you does.
465
00:27:36,296 --> 00:27:38,131
And you felt that way
about me right away?
466
00:27:39,174 --> 00:27:41,134
Like you were a part of me.
467
00:27:42,469 --> 00:27:46,139
It wasn't a meeting, it was a reunion.
468
00:27:46,806 --> 00:27:52,229
This funny, dark, Jewish hair.
These big Disney eyes. And...
469
00:27:54,105 --> 00:27:55,524
You were alone in the world.
470
00:27:57,192 --> 00:27:59,694
And I suppose I felt
that way about myself.
471
00:28:03,657 --> 00:28:06,368
Don't ever listen to your
brothers about who they say you are
472
00:28:06,451 --> 00:28:08,620
or what you might do in this world.
473
00:28:11,122 --> 00:28:13,959
There's my surprise!
474
00:28:31,017 --> 00:28:32,811
Can I use your restroom?
475
00:28:32,894 --> 00:28:35,480
Well, yes, of course. Just follow
the path up to the main house.
476
00:28:35,897 --> 00:28:36,898
There's staff.
477
00:28:46,366 --> 00:28:49,160
- You could've at least said hello.
- What is he doing here?
478
00:28:49,244 --> 00:28:50,870
He's your new Mandarin tutor.
479
00:28:52,956 --> 00:28:55,709
That's River Barkley, he's
incredibly popular at school.
480
00:28:55,792 --> 00:28:56,792
So are you.
481
00:28:57,002 --> 00:29:00,171
Not his kind of popular. And he's
dating my arch-nemesis, Astrid Sloan.
482
00:29:00,255 --> 00:29:02,507
She called me a fag in second
grade. I'm not even gay.
483
00:29:02,591 --> 00:29:03,591
Oh.
484
00:29:04,509 --> 00:29:06,469
Well, he comes very highly recommended.
485
00:29:06,970 --> 00:29:09,055
I suggest you make him like you
486
00:29:09,139 --> 00:29:12,058
and have Astrid Sloan be very jealous.
487
00:29:15,061 --> 00:29:16,061
Fine.
488
00:29:21,568 --> 00:29:25,614
Every single one of these
books is an autobiography.
489
00:29:25,697 --> 00:29:30,285
Lincoln, Ross Perot, US Grant.
490
00:29:30,619 --> 00:29:33,538
I like to read about how
others achieved their greatness
491
00:29:33,622 --> 00:29:35,624
so that I can mimic what worked.
492
00:29:36,791 --> 00:29:38,543
You know, fake it till you make it.
493
00:29:42,797 --> 00:29:43,797
What?
494
00:29:44,215 --> 00:29:45,550
I fake it a lot too.
495
00:29:49,971 --> 00:29:52,265
People think I'm... all calm.
496
00:29:55,644 --> 00:29:57,103
I don't know if I really am.
497
00:30:01,399 --> 00:30:02,734
It's sometimes like I'm...
498
00:30:04,361 --> 00:30:06,529
feeling the whole
world at once, you know?
499
00:30:09,908 --> 00:30:11,368
Uh, where did you learn Mandarin?
500
00:30:11,451 --> 00:30:14,579
My dad works for Goldman, so we
lived in Shanghai until I was ten.
501
00:30:17,916 --> 00:30:20,835
- "Bathroom"?
- Do you want to start?
502
00:30:20,919 --> 00:30:22,087
- Oh, yeah, sure.
- Yeah.
503
00:30:58,456 --> 00:31:00,208
Why are you so tense?
504
00:31:02,377 --> 00:31:03,461
How do you know I'm tense?
505
00:31:04,879 --> 00:31:05,880
I just do.
506
00:31:07,298 --> 00:31:08,925
You don't seem very happy.
507
00:31:12,971 --> 00:31:13,972
Are you happy?
508
00:31:18,560 --> 00:31:19,561
I try to be.
509
00:31:21,521 --> 00:31:22,731
I try to be too.
510
00:31:25,900 --> 00:31:27,360
I really try.
511
00:31:33,032 --> 00:31:35,493
It's so hard to have to
try so hard all the time.
512
00:31:45,211 --> 00:31:46,211
Um...
513
00:31:47,046 --> 00:31:49,257
Okay, that was weird.
514
00:31:49,340 --> 00:31:51,509
Um, how did you get me to
be vulnerable like that?
515
00:31:52,302 --> 00:31:54,179
I'm never like that.
516
00:31:56,014 --> 00:31:57,056
I know.
517
00:31:57,682 --> 00:31:59,851
It's just kinda a
thing I do with people.
518
00:32:07,192 --> 00:32:09,110
Maybe it was just what you needed.
519
00:32:13,573 --> 00:32:14,573
What do you need?
520
00:32:21,831 --> 00:32:23,666
I don't know what that means.
521
00:32:24,292 --> 00:32:25,376
Can I kiss you?
522
00:32:51,444 --> 00:32:52,529
See you next time?
523
00:33:01,496 --> 00:33:03,206
Excuse me. Languages?
524
00:33:03,289 --> 00:33:05,375
- Third stack.
- Thank you.
525
00:33:34,487 --> 00:33:35,697
I'm gonna dive right in.
526
00:33:36,739 --> 00:33:38,575
I know what's going on
between you and River.
527
00:33:38,867 --> 00:33:40,243
He told me what happened.
528
00:33:40,326 --> 00:33:42,912
I was mad at first, but
then I admired his honesty.
529
00:33:42,996 --> 00:33:45,415
River and I have complete transparency.
530
00:33:45,832 --> 00:33:48,751
I've always known he was
fluid. I am too, sorta.
531
00:33:50,378 --> 00:33:54,549
And if you're the way he deals with
that part of himself, that's fine.
532
00:33:55,383 --> 00:33:56,426
But I want in too.
533
00:33:56,926 --> 00:33:58,678
Come over to my house after school.
534
00:33:59,804 --> 00:34:01,180
Let's all get it on.
535
00:34:02,599 --> 00:34:03,599
Okay.
536
00:34:21,284 --> 00:34:23,494
I don't know where the
gun came from. Um...
537
00:34:24,203 --> 00:34:25,872
He just turned away for a moment
538
00:34:25,955 --> 00:34:28,708
and then he had it in his
hand and then he shot himself.
539
00:34:29,208 --> 00:34:30,877
Son, look at me.
540
00:34:31,002 --> 00:34:32,962
I never heard a sound like that before.
541
00:34:33,588 --> 00:34:36,674
I need you to focus and tell
me everything you remember.
542
00:34:38,343 --> 00:34:39,344
What happened?
543
00:34:42,764 --> 00:34:43,932
He killed himself.
544
00:34:51,397 --> 00:34:53,316
He did this because of you.
545
00:34:56,152 --> 00:34:57,946
- Miss?
- I have to see him.
546
00:34:58,029 --> 00:35:01,032
- Sorry, you can't...
- I have to see him! I'm his girlfriend.
547
00:35:02,116 --> 00:35:03,701
I'm his girlfriend!
548
00:36:22,780 --> 00:36:23,906
I should be crying.
549
00:36:25,324 --> 00:36:26,325
Why aren't I crying?
550
00:36:27,326 --> 00:36:28,326
It's not you.
551
00:36:29,328 --> 00:36:31,408
They told me when you were
born you didn't even cry.
552
00:36:31,456 --> 00:36:34,292
You just came out and looked at
everyone with a furrowed brow.
553
00:36:35,251 --> 00:36:36,251
I'm worried...
554
00:36:37,295 --> 00:36:38,295
that I...
555
00:36:39,589 --> 00:36:41,789
that I don't have the same
feelings everyone else does.
556
00:36:42,258 --> 00:36:46,429
I think a lot of young people
feel that way, especially nowadays.
557
00:36:46,512 --> 00:36:48,723
Your generation got the terrible idea
558
00:36:48,806 --> 00:36:51,748
that it was best to vomit
every thought and feeling
559
00:36:51,749 --> 00:36:52,852
all over each other.
560
00:36:53,227 --> 00:36:55,207
It's a pandemic of overcommunication
561
00:36:55,208 --> 00:36:57,523
that's led to an absence of intimacy.
562
00:36:59,400 --> 00:37:00,777
It's more than that for me.
563
00:37:01,861 --> 00:37:03,654
What if I'm just wired differently?
564
00:37:04,781 --> 00:37:08,201
I mean, what if I can't
feel for anyone else?
565
00:37:08,826 --> 00:37:10,745
They say that sociopaths can't do that.
566
00:37:10,828 --> 00:37:15,249
What if all I'll ever able
to do is pretend to feel?
567
00:37:15,583 --> 00:37:18,044
Does it matter if you
can't tell the difference?
568
00:37:31,349 --> 00:37:32,767
I'm sorry about River.
569
00:37:34,644 --> 00:37:35,895
He was a wonderful boy.
570
00:37:43,319 --> 00:37:45,756
This is gonna sound awful,
but I'm just gonna say it.
571
00:37:45,780 --> 00:37:48,116
Now that River's dead,
you're running unopposed.
572
00:37:49,033 --> 00:37:50,969
- Seriously?
- I can't believe you just said that.
573
00:37:50,993 --> 00:37:52,453
Sorry, but it's my job.
574
00:37:55,957 --> 00:37:59,794
You know you don't have to do this.
575
00:38:01,462 --> 00:38:02,463
I want to.
576
00:38:03,506 --> 00:38:07,009
And while they ask that you
respect their privacy at this time,
577
00:38:07,260 --> 00:38:10,054
River's family wishes to
express their gratitude
578
00:38:10,138 --> 00:38:14,142
for the outpouring of support they
have received in the last few days.
579
00:38:14,308 --> 00:38:16,310
It's trying times like these
580
00:38:16,394 --> 00:38:19,730
where we, as a community,
look to our student leaders
581
00:38:20,314 --> 00:38:22,733
for a way to move
forward and begin to heal.
582
00:38:23,860 --> 00:38:24,860
Payton?
583
00:38:34,620 --> 00:38:37,081
I didn't really get to
know River until last year.
584
00:38:38,040 --> 00:38:39,876
He was my tutor.
585
00:38:40,918 --> 00:38:42,253
Then he became my friend.
586
00:38:43,713 --> 00:38:44,881
And then, my opponent.
587
00:38:46,257 --> 00:38:48,110
We found ourselves running
against one another,
588
00:38:48,134 --> 00:38:50,428
but River never made it
feel like a competition.
589
00:38:50,511 --> 00:38:53,556
He would always say, "Don't
worry about it, Payton.
590
00:38:53,639 --> 00:38:54,974
Let the best man win."
591
00:38:58,936 --> 00:39:00,354
Now, the best man can't win.
592
00:39:03,774 --> 00:39:05,752
Uh, River was very active
in the drama department,
593
00:39:05,776 --> 00:39:06,996
so I've asked one of his many friends
594
00:39:06,997 --> 00:39:09,739
to help me sing a song in his honor.
595
00:39:29,342 --> 00:39:33,679
♪ It's coming on Christmas ♪
♪ They're cutting down trees ♪
596
00:39:34,180 --> 00:39:38,267
♪ Putting up reindeer ♪
♪ Singing songs of joy and peace ♪
597
00:39:38,351 --> 00:39:40,978
♪ Oh, I wish I had a river ♪
598
00:39:41,938 --> 00:39:46,692
♪ I could skate away on ♪
599
00:39:48,361 --> 00:39:49,987
♪ But it don't snow here ♪
600
00:39:50,738 --> 00:39:52,531
♪ It stays pretty green ♪
601
00:39:52,990 --> 00:39:57,328
♪ Gonna make a lot of money ♪
♪ Then I'm gonna quit this crazy scene ♪
602
00:39:57,411 --> 00:40:00,873
♪ Oh, I wish I had a river ♪
603
00:40:00,957 --> 00:40:05,920
♪ I could skate away on ♪
604
00:40:06,504 --> 00:40:10,883
♪ Oh, I wish I had a river so long ♪
605
00:40:11,634 --> 00:40:18,599
♪ I would teach my feet to fly ♪
606
00:40:21,143 --> 00:40:24,689
♪ Oh, I wish I had a river ♪
607
00:40:25,064 --> 00:40:30,152
♪ I could skate away on ♪
608
00:40:30,444 --> 00:40:37,410
♪ I made my baby cry ♪
609
00:40:47,712 --> 00:40:52,216
♪ He tried hard to help me ♪
♪ You know, he put me at ease ♪
610
00:40:52,300 --> 00:40:56,554
♪ And he loved me so naughty ♪
♪ Made me weak in the knees ♪
611
00:40:56,637 --> 00:40:59,932
♪ Oh, I wish I had a river ♪
612
00:41:00,266 --> 00:41:05,021
♪ I could skate away on ♪
613
00:41:05,646 --> 00:41:10,818
♪ Oh, I wish I had a river so long ♪
614
00:41:10,901 --> 00:41:17,867
♪ I would teach my feet to fly ♪
615
00:41:25,666 --> 00:41:27,918
♪ Oh, I wish I had a river ♪
616
00:41:29,378 --> 00:41:33,883
♪ I could skate away on ♪
617
00:41:34,467 --> 00:41:41,432
♪ I made my baby say goodbye ♪
618
00:41:51,817 --> 00:41:56,322
♪ It's coming on Christmas ♪
♪ They're cutting down trees ♪
619
00:41:56,781 --> 00:42:01,118
♪ They're putting up reindeer ♪
♪ And singing songs of joy and peace ♪
620
00:42:01,202 --> 00:42:03,621
♪ Oh, I wish I had a river ♪
621
00:42:04,622 --> 00:42:10,669
♪ I could skate away on ♪
622
00:42:21,138 --> 00:42:24,308
River's girlfriend, Astrid,
has asked to say a few words.
623
00:42:36,487 --> 00:42:38,121
Thank you, Payton, that was beautiful.
624
00:42:38,122 --> 00:42:40,116
I'm sure River would've appreciated it.
625
00:42:43,119 --> 00:42:46,080
You were right when you
said the best man can't win.
626
00:42:47,748 --> 00:42:50,418
There was only one person
in this race up for the job.
627
00:42:51,877 --> 00:42:53,003
And now he's gone.
628
00:42:55,965 --> 00:42:58,717
That is why I've decided
to run in River's place.
629
00:43:01,303 --> 00:43:04,056
My running mate will be Skye Leighton.
630
00:43:12,231 --> 00:43:16,026
We will try to be the first all-female
ticket in this school's history.
631
00:43:16,777 --> 00:43:19,071
If you believed in what River stood for,
632
00:43:20,656 --> 00:43:23,033
good, because so did I.
633
00:43:23,576 --> 00:43:25,286
And if you give me your vote,
634
00:43:26,745 --> 00:43:30,958
then together, we can
keep River's memory alive.
635
00:43:36,297 --> 00:43:37,297
Thank you.
636
00:44:07,369 --> 00:44:08,579
You wanted to see me?
637
00:44:12,416 --> 00:44:13,542
This came for you.
638
00:44:29,934 --> 00:44:31,018
Open it.
639
00:44:54,208 --> 00:44:55,208
Waitlisted.
640
00:44:58,379 --> 00:44:59,421
Sweetheart.
641
00:44:59,505 --> 00:45:01,715
A lifetime of focus and planning,
642
00:45:01,799 --> 00:45:04,218
carefully studying applications
obtained on the black market
643
00:45:04,301 --> 00:45:07,137
to pinpoint the exact combination
of extracurriculars and test scores
644
00:45:07,221 --> 00:45:09,021
that would optimize my
chances at acceptance.
645
00:45:09,056 --> 00:45:12,268
Three years on that stupid
literary magazine. Model UN.
646
00:45:12,351 --> 00:45:14,520
And service-oriented
summer camp in Costa Rica.
647
00:45:14,603 --> 00:45:15,729
Flippin' Mandarin!
648
00:45:16,564 --> 00:45:19,650
- They haven't said no.
- This is worse. This is worse than no.
649
00:45:19,733 --> 00:45:22,373
This is... This is, "Let's wait
and see if we find anybody better."
650
00:45:22,444 --> 00:45:24,673
This is, "Even if we take
you, you're our second choice."
651
00:45:24,697 --> 00:45:26,574
Why didn't... Why didn't they want me?
652
00:45:28,325 --> 00:45:29,660
They took those morons.
653
00:45:29,743 --> 00:45:31,829
Well, your father and
I bought their way in.
654
00:45:32,121 --> 00:45:35,457
You were very clear. You said
you wanted to do this properly.
655
00:45:35,541 --> 00:45:38,669
No, I can't get in that way.
People know it. It stays with you.
656
00:45:38,752 --> 00:45:41,755
It's... It's handing your opponent
a negative ad on a platter.
657
00:45:43,924 --> 00:45:45,009
Come here.
658
00:46:01,900 --> 00:46:02,900
Don't litter.
659
00:46:05,779 --> 00:46:06,779
Okay.
660
00:46:07,615 --> 00:46:09,950
Waitlisted is not "no"
and you're going to get in.
661
00:46:10,034 --> 00:46:12,494
You're the most exceptional
human being I've ever met.
662
00:46:12,578 --> 00:46:16,123
Hold on. You must've gotten
your letter today too.
663
00:46:20,586 --> 00:46:22,209
I'm sure that they have an algorithm
664
00:46:22,210 --> 00:46:23,672
that demands they take so many women
665
00:46:23,756 --> 00:46:26,175
and so many applicants
from this group or that.
666
00:46:27,384 --> 00:46:28,384
Yes, I got in.
667
00:46:29,553 --> 00:46:32,598
Alice, please, don't diminish your
accomplishments to soothe my ego.
668
00:46:32,765 --> 00:46:34,224
You're gonna be valedictorian.
669
00:46:34,308 --> 00:46:36,578
You have a gold medal in
fencing from the Junior Olympics.
670
00:46:36,602 --> 00:46:37,936
You speak six languages.
671
00:46:38,020 --> 00:46:40,397
No one deserves to go
to Harvard more than you.
672
00:46:40,773 --> 00:46:43,359
And I am so happy for you.
673
00:46:46,779 --> 00:46:48,656
Well, okay.
674
00:46:49,073 --> 00:46:51,784
Tonight is about getting
you back on your feet 100%,
675
00:46:51,867 --> 00:46:54,953
so you can win this election and
make this world a better place.
676
00:46:55,746 --> 00:46:58,123
Thomas, please go set up your
table in the massage room.
677
00:46:58,207 --> 00:47:00,327
You'll give Payton a treatment
as soon as we're done.
678
00:47:00,376 --> 00:47:02,419
Reiki, cups, and acupuncture.
679
00:47:04,546 --> 00:47:06,548
You're too good to be true.
680
00:47:19,853 --> 00:47:21,397
I have a plan to help you win.
681
00:47:21,855 --> 00:47:23,774
But first, I need to
ask you some questions,
682
00:47:23,857 --> 00:47:25,943
and I need you to answer
me honestly, no judgment.
683
00:47:26,026 --> 00:47:27,026
I swear.
684
00:47:27,277 --> 00:47:28,487
Did you kill River?
685
00:47:28,946 --> 00:47:33,075
I won't judge you or turn
you in. I just want to know.
686
00:47:33,701 --> 00:47:36,286
While you didn't anticipate
Astrid jumping into the campaign,
687
00:47:36,370 --> 00:47:37,705
you might have correctly thought
688
00:47:37,788 --> 00:47:40,028
that River dying would be
your clearest path to victory.
689
00:47:40,499 --> 00:47:41,500
I didn't kill him.
690
00:47:42,793 --> 00:47:43,793
We need to break up.
691
00:47:43,836 --> 00:47:45,939
- You said you wouldn't judge me!
- Not really break up.
692
00:47:45,963 --> 00:47:48,683
We need to pretend to break up in
order for you to win the election.
693
00:47:48,757 --> 00:47:51,176
Right now, you and Astrid are
splitting the sympathy vote.
694
00:47:51,260 --> 00:47:54,054
I'm going to confess
that I cheated on you.
695
00:47:55,264 --> 00:47:56,515
It'll be a scandal.
696
00:47:56,598 --> 00:47:59,184
You will dump me and everyone
will feel sorry for you.
697
00:47:59,268 --> 00:48:00,728
I've cleared with McAfee and James.
698
00:48:00,811 --> 00:48:02,539
They think it could gain
you six to nine points,
699
00:48:02,563 --> 00:48:05,023
depending on how magnanimous
you are about the whole thing.
700
00:48:05,107 --> 00:48:06,817
But everyone will hate you.
701
00:48:06,900 --> 00:48:07,901
I love you.
702
00:48:09,528 --> 00:48:13,282
This... is what love looks like, Payton.
703
00:48:13,866 --> 00:48:15,868
This is what sacrifice looks like.
704
00:48:15,951 --> 00:48:19,288
This is what it takes
to change the world.
705
00:48:19,955 --> 00:48:22,166
I am your first lady today...
706
00:48:23,792 --> 00:48:24,877
and always.
707
00:48:26,253 --> 00:48:28,672
- But there are rules.
- Rules?
708
00:48:28,756 --> 00:48:29,798
We will break up
709
00:48:30,299 --> 00:48:31,412
long enough for you to win
710
00:48:31,413 --> 00:48:33,927
and for no one to suspect
duplicity on our parts.
711
00:48:34,011 --> 00:48:36,638
You will post photos of Big Sur,
712
00:48:36,722 --> 00:48:39,683
the truffle french fries at
Hoagies Diner on Route 14,
713
00:48:39,767 --> 00:48:45,314
and cute dogs on your Instagram at
least once a day with captions like,
714
00:48:46,398 --> 00:48:51,028
"Wish I was here", and
"Yummy", and "heart emoji".
715
00:48:51,779 --> 00:48:54,740
When you do so, I will know
you were thinking of me.
716
00:48:55,324 --> 00:48:56,909
A secret code. I love it.
717
00:48:56,992 --> 00:49:00,913
And, most importantly,
718
00:49:02,498 --> 00:49:05,876
when you pass me in the hall,
you will not pay me any mind.
719
00:49:06,460 --> 00:49:10,964
But as soon as we're past each
other, you will turn and look back.
720
00:49:11,340 --> 00:49:14,468
I need you to do this for me
or I won't be able to survive.
721
00:49:14,843 --> 00:49:16,386
Do you agree to these terms?
722
00:49:16,845 --> 00:49:19,223
You are the best thing
that will ever happen to me.
723
00:49:20,349 --> 00:49:21,349
Yes.
724
00:49:22,434 --> 00:49:23,434
I agree.
725
00:49:24,770 --> 00:49:26,188
Let's move on to fish course.
726
00:49:27,648 --> 00:49:30,192
I don't want to say "I'm
overwhelmed with shame."
727
00:49:30,275 --> 00:49:32,378
- That's too calculating, it sounds fake.
- It is fake.
728
00:49:32,402 --> 00:49:33,402
No.
729
00:49:36,657 --> 00:49:38,450
"I broke up with Payton tonight.
730
00:49:38,534 --> 00:49:40,156
I guess you could say I cheated on him,
731
00:49:40,157 --> 00:49:42,246
though it's more complicated than that.
732
00:49:42,454 --> 00:49:44,516
I will not name the other
party involved at this time
733
00:49:44,540 --> 00:49:46,583
out of respect to their family. Period."
734
00:49:46,667 --> 00:49:48,877
That's good. Mysterious.
Really makes you lean in.
735
00:49:49,586 --> 00:49:50,586
Post it.
736
00:50:00,556 --> 00:50:01,950
This is good.
737
00:50:01,974 --> 00:50:04,685
Jesus, people are freakin'
animals. These comments are brutal.
738
00:50:04,768 --> 00:50:08,021
This is really good.
739
00:50:16,405 --> 00:50:18,156
- Hi.
- Hi.
740
00:50:19,658 --> 00:50:21,034
I didn't like doing that.
741
00:50:21,243 --> 00:50:22,243
I know.
742
00:50:22,953 --> 00:50:24,329
It's the right thing to do.
743
00:50:29,501 --> 00:50:32,212
Hey, Payton. We're ready
when you are, buddy.
744
00:50:32,296 --> 00:50:33,296
Okay.
745
00:51:20,761 --> 00:51:21,761
Payton.
746
00:51:22,596 --> 00:51:23,596
Hey, kiddo.
747
00:51:24,932 --> 00:51:26,766
Look, I know you've been
struggling with Mandarin
748
00:51:26,767 --> 00:51:28,769
and River was tutoring you.
749
00:51:29,686 --> 00:51:32,147
You must be going
through a lot right now.
750
00:51:32,230 --> 00:51:33,230
Yeah, I am.
751
00:51:34,024 --> 00:51:36,526
Just show up for the exams,
and I'll give you an A.
752
00:51:37,444 --> 00:51:38,444
Okay?
753
00:51:38,487 --> 00:51:39,487
Thank you.
754
00:51:39,696 --> 00:51:40,696
Okay.
755
00:51:42,824 --> 00:51:44,076
Hey, man, I'm really sorry.
756
00:51:44,159 --> 00:51:46,596
Numbers look great. Genius.
Wish I'd thought of it.
757
00:51:46,620 --> 00:51:48,497
Go to the cafeteria
and press some flesh.
758
00:52:57,357 --> 00:52:59,401
Well, I can imagine.
759
00:52:59,484 --> 00:53:01,903
Well, well, well. Oh.
760
00:53:02,279 --> 00:53:04,406
Look who's home.
761
00:53:04,948 --> 00:53:07,117
Ms. Fancypants, shut the door.
762
00:53:07,200 --> 00:53:08,200
Yes, ma'am.
763
00:53:09,161 --> 00:53:11,079
- Sit down.
- Yes, ma'am.
764
00:53:17,461 --> 00:53:21,423
This lovely young man was telling me
765
00:53:21,506 --> 00:53:24,060
that you turned him down again
766
00:53:24,061 --> 00:53:27,137
as a running mate in
the school election.
767
00:53:27,512 --> 00:53:29,880
That is twice now
that you have defied me
768
00:53:29,881 --> 00:53:32,225
and I would like an explanation.
769
00:53:33,393 --> 00:53:35,145
I just don't want all that attention.
770
00:53:35,228 --> 00:53:37,564
Oh, don't you lie to me.
771
00:53:38,690 --> 00:53:43,820
You were the one who begged me
to call the Channel 13 news team
772
00:53:43,904 --> 00:53:47,866
so you could get a
free trip to Legoland.
773
00:53:47,949 --> 00:53:50,035
And the second those cameras turned on,
774
00:53:50,118 --> 00:53:53,330
well, you just about peed your
pants, you were so excited.
775
00:53:53,413 --> 00:53:56,041
You know, actually, Ms.
Jackson, uh, Infinity, I have...
776
00:53:56,124 --> 00:53:58,502
I've seen all the local news
stories on you and they are...
777
00:53:59,461 --> 00:54:00,661
Oh, God, they're so inspiring.
778
00:54:00,712 --> 00:54:04,257
But I really think that this
could be something even bigger.
779
00:54:04,925 --> 00:54:07,094
I think this could be
a national news story.
780
00:54:07,177 --> 00:54:10,276
Infinity, you could become
the voice of a generation
781
00:54:10,277 --> 00:54:11,306
of handicapable children.
782
00:54:11,848 --> 00:54:14,643
You know, at the risk of sounding
vulgar, it's worth remembering
783
00:54:14,726 --> 00:54:18,063
that you could parlay something like
that into serious, regular income
784
00:54:18,146 --> 00:54:19,773
just off of Instagram alone.
785
00:54:20,023 --> 00:54:21,023
Wait a minute.
786
00:54:23,193 --> 00:54:26,738
- We could make some money on this?
- Absolutely. Oh, absolutely.
787
00:54:27,197 --> 00:54:28,573
Oh!
788
00:54:28,657 --> 00:54:29,908
Well, hot damn!
789
00:54:29,991 --> 00:54:31,660
If it would be at all helpful,
790
00:54:31,743 --> 00:54:33,842
I'd be happy to provide
you with a cash loan
791
00:54:33,843 --> 00:54:35,123
that could be used for anything.
792
00:54:35,288 --> 00:54:37,457
Paying off medical
bills, buying a new car.
793
00:54:37,541 --> 00:54:40,001
Wait a minute. A new car?
794
00:54:40,085 --> 00:54:42,796
- Anything.
- I like the sound of that.
795
00:54:42,879 --> 00:54:45,423
You know, I must say, I
like the sound of your voice.
796
00:54:46,299 --> 00:54:47,592
Really? Yeah?
797
00:54:47,676 --> 00:54:50,345
Yeah, I really... It's got
a real melodic tone to it.
798
00:54:50,428 --> 00:54:52,180
Is that... Are you from the South?
799
00:54:52,347 --> 00:54:55,851
Well, I am a country girl.
800
00:54:55,934 --> 00:54:57,394
I knew it. I knew it.
801
00:54:57,477 --> 00:55:00,981
- West-goddamn-Virginia.
- Of course.
802
00:55:01,356 --> 00:55:06,111
Yeah, I drove all the way to
California from Martinsville.
803
00:55:07,028 --> 00:55:08,530
You ever heard of Martinsville?
804
00:55:08,613 --> 00:55:10,532
I don't think I have.
805
00:55:10,615 --> 00:55:13,493
- Stop it. Stop it. Just stop it!
- What?!
806
00:55:15,203 --> 00:55:16,872
I know what he's doing.
807
00:55:18,623 --> 00:55:20,208
I know what you're doing.
808
00:55:20,834 --> 00:55:23,044
Payton, you're trying to seduce us.
809
00:55:24,504 --> 00:55:27,966
You're using your
money and your interest
810
00:55:28,049 --> 00:55:30,385
and you're throwing it
around like it's nothing.
811
00:55:30,760 --> 00:55:34,472
Hey, you are being a rude little toad.
812
00:55:34,556 --> 00:55:40,812
He's a fake, Nana. He's a fake. I
don't trust anything that he says.
813
00:55:42,480 --> 00:55:43,773
I'm so sorry.
814
00:55:43,857 --> 00:55:45,775
- I really do apologize, dear.
- No, no, no.
815
00:55:45,859 --> 00:55:48,195
- I am so sorry.
- Uh, no, no, she's right.
816
00:55:51,156 --> 00:55:52,156
She's right.
817
00:55:53,825 --> 00:55:57,454
River died and... my
girlfriend broke up with me
818
00:55:57,537 --> 00:56:01,166
and I don't think that
I've processed any of it.
819
00:56:02,042 --> 00:56:04,502
Um, I just keep acting
like everything is normal.
820
00:56:04,794 --> 00:56:06,755
I just keep going through the motions,
821
00:56:07,505 --> 00:56:10,175
like nothing happened, but
it did, I know that it did.
822
00:56:12,719 --> 00:56:15,597
I know it did, and I still, I can't...
823
00:56:18,016 --> 00:56:19,476
I can't feel anything.
824
00:56:21,394 --> 00:56:23,146
You're right, Infinity. You're right.
825
00:56:23,980 --> 00:56:24,981
I'm a fake.
826
00:56:27,400 --> 00:56:29,569
You shouldn't believe anything I say,
827
00:56:29,653 --> 00:56:32,239
because I don't know
that I believe it either.
828
00:56:32,656 --> 00:56:34,616
I think that's why I want
you for a running mate.
829
00:56:34,658 --> 00:56:37,035
You're authentic and you're real,
830
00:56:37,118 --> 00:56:39,829
and I can't even face
the truth because...
831
00:56:42,832 --> 00:56:44,584
because the truth is...
832
00:56:45,794 --> 00:56:48,213
... the truth is that I loved him.
833
00:56:50,298 --> 00:56:52,676
Oh, my God. I loved him so much.
834
00:56:53,093 --> 00:56:54,302
And now he's gone.
835
00:56:55,679 --> 00:56:58,848
Oh...
836
00:57:01,142 --> 00:57:02,936
I'm so sorry, Payton.
837
00:57:03,603 --> 00:57:04,854
I believe you now.
838
00:57:04,938 --> 00:57:07,524
Hey, I believe you.
839
00:57:08,650 --> 00:57:11,569
Okay?
840
00:57:21,997 --> 00:57:24,124
I'm sorry. Hey...
841
00:57:48,565 --> 00:57:49,565
We got her.
842
00:57:50,025 --> 00:57:51,340
Because that's what life's all about.
843
00:57:51,341 --> 00:57:53,695
It's not about avoiding adversity,
844
00:57:53,778 --> 00:57:55,112
it's how we handle the hard times
845
00:57:55,113 --> 00:57:57,365
when they come barging into our lives,
846
00:57:57,449 --> 00:57:59,534
destroying everything we hold dear.
847
00:58:00,368 --> 00:58:02,829
And that's why I've got someone
very special with me today.
848
00:58:03,496 --> 00:58:05,623
Now, this is a girl that
we've all met, but...
849
00:58:05,707 --> 00:58:08,126
she's someone that I don't
think a lot of us really know.
850
00:58:08,460 --> 00:58:11,087
And I think that the reason
that I find her so inspiring
851
00:58:11,171 --> 00:58:13,465
is because... I look at my life,
852
00:58:14,758 --> 00:58:18,219
and what's happened in the past
few weeks, even the past few hours,
853
00:58:18,303 --> 00:58:19,596
does not even compare
854
00:58:19,929 --> 00:58:21,812
to the struggles that this
young woman has to face
855
00:58:21,813 --> 00:58:23,808
every moment of every day.
856
00:58:23,892 --> 00:58:25,852
And yet, she looks at the future...
857
00:58:26,770 --> 00:58:29,356
with hope and optimism
858
00:58:30,065 --> 00:58:31,358
and a sense of humor.
859
00:58:31,441 --> 00:58:32,942
Infinity, you inspire me.
860
00:58:34,652 --> 00:58:37,530
That is why I'm proud to introduce
you as my running mate today.
861
00:58:38,198 --> 00:58:41,117
Ladies and gentleman, the next
vice president of Saint Sebastian,
862
00:58:41,201 --> 00:58:42,702
Infinity Jackson!
863
00:58:49,918 --> 00:58:52,504
Thank you. Oh, my God, that was so nice.
864
00:58:54,506 --> 00:58:56,966
How about this one, huh? Let's hear it.
865
00:58:59,219 --> 00:59:01,513
Thank you, my gosh, thank you. Uh...
866
00:59:03,390 --> 00:59:04,641
I guess Payton's right.
867
00:59:05,642 --> 00:59:11,356
My life hasn't always been easy,
but my Nana... my Nana always says,
868
00:59:11,439 --> 00:59:13,817
"Infinity Maybelline Jackson... "
869
00:59:14,150 --> 00:59:16,611
Congrats on the musical,
by the way. Nice to see you.
870
00:59:16,694 --> 00:59:18,574
Hey, looking good, guys.
Thanks for being here.
871
00:59:18,655 --> 00:59:20,907
"... a lot worse than
you." And she's right.
872
00:59:20,990 --> 00:59:24,077
- She already has an 80% approval rating.
- And a fan account on Instagram.
873
00:59:24,160 --> 00:59:25,954
I'm one of the lucky ones.
874
00:59:26,037 --> 00:59:27,330
Sit back and enjoy the show.
875
00:59:30,083 --> 00:59:32,460
But I'm counting my blessings today.
876
00:59:33,169 --> 00:59:34,587
We're all lucky, aren't we?
877
00:59:35,171 --> 00:59:36,714
- Hey, Andrew.
- Eric.
878
00:59:36,798 --> 00:59:37,966
Right, Eric, sorry.
879
00:59:38,049 --> 00:59:40,135
You douchebag, my name is Andrew.
880
00:59:40,218 --> 00:59:44,139
I'm here, I'm alive, I'm with
all of you beautiful people.
881
00:59:44,222 --> 00:59:45,265
I was coming to find you.
882
00:59:45,348 --> 00:59:47,535
I'm really sorry. I want you
to know this was a really...
883
00:59:47,559 --> 00:59:49,727
She's scamming everyone,
you know that, right?
884
00:59:49,978 --> 00:59:51,938
- What? Who?
- Infinity.
885
00:59:52,814 --> 00:59:55,483
It's all a big scam. She's not sick.
886
00:59:55,567 --> 00:59:56,693
Thank you, Payton.
887
00:59:57,735 --> 00:59:59,737
Thank you, Saint Sebastian.
888
01:00:00,155 --> 01:00:01,281
She's faking it.
889
01:00:01,614 --> 01:00:02,657
I...
890
01:00:02,949 --> 01:00:05,827
I'm gonna work my butt off for you guys.
891
01:00:05,910 --> 01:00:10,081
I mean, like, let's just get
out there and win this thing!
892
01:00:10,498 --> 01:00:12,542
Yeah!
893
01:00:26,974 --> 01:00:31,974
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