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LILY:
Marshall's almost here.
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Yes! Look at us,
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hanging out again.
This is amazing.
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This is awesome!
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This is...
(roaring)
(laughing): Okay.
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Just settle
down, buddy.
No!
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Settling down is for losers with
kids who never go out anymore.
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I am in
charge tonight,
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and the earliest
I am allowing anyone
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to go home is... 2:00 a.m.
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10:00 p.m.
9:45.
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3:00 a.m.
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Guys, tonight
is gonna be legen--
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wait for it...
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If I leave now,
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I could put
the kids to bed.
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I'll get the check.
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..dary!
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Legendary!
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Guys, the gang is back!
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We're back!
(sputtering, shouting)
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All of us except for Robin.
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We never see her anymore.
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Okay, in addition
to you guys not going home
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before 4:00 a.m.--
yes, it's up to 4:00 now--
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new rule: anytime anyone talks
about something sad,
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we stay out an extra hour.
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We said we'd always be there
for the big moments.
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5:00 a.m.
To be fair,
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tonight's just
us hanging out
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until 10:00 p.m., tops.
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It's not a big moment.
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BARNEY:
Um,
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yes, it is.
Um, no, it's not.
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Um, yes, it is.
Um... no, it's not.
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Um, yes, it is.
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I got a phone call today.
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A judge in Queens is retiring,
so...
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I'm gonna be a judge.
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(gasps)
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(shouting)
Yes! Yes!
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(laughing)
Judge Eriksen!
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Yeah!
(chuckling)
One more.
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I told you the phone would
ring. You deserve this.
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Thanks, Lily.
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I love you, Marshmallow.
TED: Oh.
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1:45 a.m.
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Well, you were right, Barney,
this night was, in fact,
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legendary, but...
I know what you're gonna say
and I agree.
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We're going to Vegas!
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TED:
I will be awakened
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by screaming children
in less than...
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(crying):
four-and-a-half hours.
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BARNEY:
You're staying.
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I'm going.
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Judge Fudge,
your very first ruling?
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(deep voice):
He stays.
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Hey! See?
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Tonight is about
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celebrating our enduring bond
as friends.
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Nay, family. Because
that's what we are, Ted.
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We are fa...
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Okay, fun night,
guys. Keep in touch.
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Damn it, Barney.
(choking)
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(strained):
Crushing... windpipe.
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You're lucky that's
the only pipe I'm crushing.
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Aah!
That woman
is half your age.
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Haven't you changed,
even a little?
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No. I haven't.
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Look, I know
there was a time
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when it seemed like I was
capable of going the distance,
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but... if it wasn't gonna
happen with Robin,
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then it's just not gonna
happen with anyone.
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I am never
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gonna be a guy
who meets a girl
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and, from the first time
I see her, I'm just like,
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"You are the
love of my life.
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"Everything I have
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and everything I am
is yours forever."
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Really?
No, I'm just making a point.
Move it along.
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That's not me.
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I'm the guy
who straightens his tie,
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says something dirty,
high-fives himself
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and then goes and talks
to that girl over there.
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That's me.
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Can I please... just be me?
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Judge Fudge?
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I'll allow it.
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Then I'll a-plow it. Self-five.
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Stinson out.
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(rock music playing)
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(cheering)
Oh!
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(whoops)
MARSHALL:
Hey, so are you guys
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ever gonna tie the knot
or are you...
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are you just comfortable
living in sin?
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Someone's gotten a bit...
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judge-y.
Oh!
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Sustained.
THE MOTHER:
Yeah.
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We'll get around to it.
It's just, you know,
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with life and
jobs and kids.
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Plus, this one's still
insisting on getting married
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in a French castle.
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I'd get married tomorrow
in a White Castle,
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but this guy needs
more "wow factor."
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You're all the wow factor
I need.
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BARNEY:
Aw!
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(mimics retching)
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Glad someone can be happy
on the day of a tragedy.
LILY: Aw, Barney,
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you know this is
all fake, right?
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That robot's
not really dead.
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(laughter)
I'm not
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talking about the robot, Lily.
Everyone,
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stop having fun! I'm about
to tell a sad story!
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Guys, remember back in 2010
when I achieved a perfect week?
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Seven girls in
seven nights, sure.
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BARNEY:
Well, recently,
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I decided to attempt...
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a perfect month.
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I put together
a brand-new playbook.
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No, I can't hear this.
This is just too sad.
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But I haven't gotten
to the sad part yet.
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You're in your 40s and
you have a playbook.
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That's
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the sad part.
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Lily... just...
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Okay?
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So I put together
a brand-new playbook,
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filled with plays
I'd never tried before, like...
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...where,
as in the '80s classic,
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I magically come to life,
if you know what I mean.
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...where I wait till a girl
mentions something she likes.
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God, I love nachos.
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Thank you.
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Allow me to introduce myself.
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My name is Jim,
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Jim Nacho.
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Inventor of the nacho.
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So... did you get
a perfect month?
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Yes.
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Then why are
you so upset?
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That last girl, number 31...
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Oh, that's a pretty name.
What is that, French?
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...she's pregnant.
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Wait, you're messing with
us, right? Y-You didn't
really get a girl pregnant.
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It's real.
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She's pregnant.
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Kind of puts an asterisk on the
whole perfect month thing, huh?
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Barney, are you okay?
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Ah, Jim Nantz.
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Thank goodness. You're always
here for me in times of trouble.
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What should I do?
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You're on your own
this time, bro.
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Congratulations, Papa.
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Stop it. This is a disaster.
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Why?
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Why? Because I'm too old.
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I was about
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to enter my golden years,
my Clooney years,
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my daddy issues years,
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where I don't just remind
messed-up girls of their dads
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because I'm emotionally distant.
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I freaking look like
their dads. That's the dream.
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My life
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is over.
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So where are you guys
registered?
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TED:
Another fun fact about the
Goliath National Bank building,
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the sleek but historical facade
has been described
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by Architecture Vision Monthly
as "modern classicism."
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I can see that.
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Mm-hmm. Any questions
from the group?
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I have a
question.
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What happened to the building
that used to be here?
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It was way nicer.
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Robin!
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Oh, my God!
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What are you doing here?
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I thought you were in...
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Greece, uh, Morocco, Moscow.
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Yeah, World Wide News
keeps me pretty busy.
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And pretty famous.
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I mean, you're everywhere.
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I am not everywhere. The...
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Okay, I'm some places.
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(laughs):
Hi, Penny.
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Oh, my gosh, I haven't
seen you in forever.
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I like you, bus lady.
Oh,
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I like you, too.
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Never call me that again.
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(giggles)
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And that was it.
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Wow.
Hm.
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A genuine Scherbatsky sighting
out in nature.
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At this point, that's
like seeing Sasquatch.
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No, Sasquatch is a warm
and affectionate creature.
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At this point, Robin's
more like the yeti--
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cold and aloof.
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Hey, Ted.
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Ask me if the Abominable
Snowman called.
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Has the Abominable Snowman
called?
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Not yeti.
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Here we are again.
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Another big moment for us,
and Robin's missing it.
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MARSHALL:
I know, baby.
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I mean, the birth of her
ex-husband's love child
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is a bit of a stretch--
but I know, baby.
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(sighs)
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Well?
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It was... crazy in there,
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but...
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I threw up,
and now I feel better.
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Where were you?
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In the can.
I knew I was gonna urp,
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so I put this on over my suit.
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Number 31 won't let me
in the delivery room.
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We're gonna need a name
eventually.
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Mr. Stinson?
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Yes?
Congratulations.
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Congratulations because
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the blood test came back
and I'm not the father?!
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Happy Not a Father's Day!
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No. Congratulations.
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It's a girl.
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Would you like to meet her?
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Nah, I'm good.
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I don't...
Oh, just go
meet your daughter!
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This is Ellie.
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I'll give you guys
a minute.
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*
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You are the love
of my life.
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(trembling breath)
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Everything I have...
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and everything I am...
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...is yours.
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(gasping breath)
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Forever.
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What?
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Do I have stuff in my teeth?
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Give me your
engagement ring back.
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Just because I have
stuff in my teeth?
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We-we can work through this.
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(laughs):
Just give it back.
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(clears throat)
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Five years is past the statute
of limitations on proposals.
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If you don't get married in that
time, you have to re-propose.
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Will you...
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Yes. Yes, you silly man.
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Let me finish.
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Will you...
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Yes! Sorry.
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Yes.
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Will y...
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Will you marry me...
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on Thursday?
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I called your office--
you got nothing on Thursday.
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Will you marry me on Thursday?
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Yes.
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(laughs)
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(groans)
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Same ring.
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(laughs)
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00:10:49,582 --> 00:10:51,622
LILY:
I can't believe it.
262
00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:53,991
It's Ted Mosby's wedding day!
263
00:10:54,021 --> 00:10:56,861
Yes! After only seven
years and two kids.
264
00:10:56,890 --> 00:10:58,460
Guys, am I rushing
into this?
265
00:10:58,491 --> 00:10:59,661
Whoa.
266
00:10:59,693 --> 00:11:01,493
Oh, buddy, are you okay?
267
00:11:01,528 --> 00:11:03,858
So tired.
268
00:11:03,897 --> 00:11:05,997
Baby no sleepy.
269
00:11:06,033 --> 00:11:07,973
Barney dying.
270
00:11:08,001 --> 00:11:10,641
Well, we're
staying out till
3:00 a.m. tonight.
271
00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:13,210
9:45!
272
00:11:13,240 --> 00:11:16,040
Seriously, though,
I am so proud of you.
273
00:11:16,076 --> 00:11:17,136
Not that
you're a dad.
274
00:11:17,177 --> 00:11:18,647
It's like
you're a totally
275
00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:20,048
different pers...
Whoa!
276
00:11:20,080 --> 00:11:22,180
And... we're back.
277
00:11:24,017 --> 00:11:25,817
Hey.
278
00:11:25,853 --> 00:11:28,193
Hi.
What to join us for shots?
279
00:11:28,221 --> 00:11:29,591
(chuckles):
Shots?
280
00:11:29,622 --> 00:11:31,892
Before lunch on a Thursday?
281
00:11:31,925 --> 00:11:34,855
It's like you're trying
to make bad decisions.
282
00:11:34,895 --> 00:11:37,025
You young ladies
need to go home,
283
00:11:37,064 --> 00:11:38,734
put on some
decent clothes
284
00:11:38,766 --> 00:11:41,736
and take a good hard look
at your lives. Get!
285
00:11:42,770 --> 00:11:44,200
Call your parents--
286
00:11:44,237 --> 00:11:45,807
they're probably worried sick.
287
00:11:46,573 --> 00:11:48,943
I have officially
288
00:11:48,976 --> 00:11:51,136
seen everything.
289
00:11:53,413 --> 00:11:55,623
Not everything.
290
00:12:03,824 --> 00:12:05,334
Hi.
Hi.
291
00:12:09,162 --> 00:12:12,632
I-I know I've...
missed a couple lately, but...
292
00:12:12,665 --> 00:12:16,495
we said we'd always be there
for the big moments.
293
00:12:18,605 --> 00:12:20,305
Aw, crap.
294
00:12:20,340 --> 00:12:21,540
Mascara running.
295
00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:23,984
Nobody let her
out of your sight.
296
00:12:26,980 --> 00:12:29,050
Hi, Daddy.
Whoa.
297
00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:30,652
Look, Robin,
I'm really happy to see you,
298
00:12:30,683 --> 00:12:32,493
but I don't think of you
that way anymore.
299
00:12:32,519 --> 00:12:34,389
No, dummy,
you had a kid.
300
00:12:34,421 --> 00:12:35,991
Congrats.
Right, yeah.
301
00:12:36,023 --> 00:12:37,763
Thanks. A kid.
302
00:12:37,791 --> 00:12:39,331
I'm tired.
303
00:12:39,359 --> 00:12:40,959
Oh.
But, uh,
304
00:12:40,994 --> 00:12:42,634
she's awesome.
Yeah?
305
00:12:42,662 --> 00:12:43,932
Yeah.
306
00:12:43,964 --> 00:12:45,834
Daddy's home.
307
00:12:48,501 --> 00:12:49,971
Mm.
308
00:12:50,003 --> 00:12:52,743
Judge Fudge? Hey?
(laughs)
Hey...
309
00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:54,342
Actually, um, little
announcement for everybody.
310
00:12:54,374 --> 00:12:56,484
I'm gonna be running
for State Supreme Court.
311
00:12:56,509 --> 00:12:58,409
Yeah. So if
everything goes well,
312
00:12:58,445 --> 00:13:00,305
in a couple of months,
you won't be calling me
313
00:13:00,347 --> 00:13:02,147
Judge Fudge anymore.
314
00:13:02,182 --> 00:13:04,322
You'll be calling me
Fudge Supreme.
315
00:13:04,351 --> 00:13:06,621
(others chuckling)
316
00:13:08,721 --> 00:13:10,461
The man of the hour.
317
00:13:10,490 --> 00:13:11,660
Yeah.
318
00:13:11,691 --> 00:13:13,291
You RSVP'd no.
319
00:13:13,326 --> 00:13:14,926
I did.
320
00:13:14,962 --> 00:13:19,402
But someone pretty persuasive
talked me into it.
321
00:13:20,467 --> 00:13:22,737
*
322
00:13:24,704 --> 00:13:26,644
Sorry. I know
it's bad luck
323
00:13:26,673 --> 00:13:28,683
to see the bride
in her dress.
324
00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:31,379
Worth it.
325
00:13:33,746 --> 00:13:36,476
But I couldn't miss this.
326
00:13:36,516 --> 00:13:37,776
I want to get
a picture.
327
00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:40,117
Get in! I want to take
a picture of you guys.
328
00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:41,993
Come on, get together.
329
00:13:42,022 --> 00:13:43,362
Are you ready?
330
00:13:43,390 --> 00:13:45,490
All right, get in.
All right.
All right.
331
00:13:45,525 --> 00:13:47,185
One, two,
332
00:13:47,227 --> 00:13:48,727
three.
333
00:13:48,761 --> 00:13:50,031
(shutter clicks)
334
00:13:50,063 --> 00:13:52,403
*
335
00:13:56,503 --> 00:13:58,073
Hey. Hey, you kids.
336
00:13:58,105 --> 00:14:00,665
Yeah, you didn't sound
a thousand there.
337
00:14:03,010 --> 00:14:05,350
Do you have any idea
what happened right here
338
00:14:05,378 --> 00:14:06,808
in this very bar?
339
00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:08,646
No. What happened?
340
00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:10,721
(chuckles)
341
00:14:10,750 --> 00:14:12,520
Just...
342
00:14:14,754 --> 00:14:17,694
...just all kinds of stuff.
343
00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:21,330
A toast.
344
00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:22,831
Mm-hmm.
345
00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:24,232
Okay, first off...
346
00:14:24,264 --> 00:14:26,104
to everyone at
this table...
347
00:14:27,134 --> 00:14:29,074
...I love you
guys so much,
348
00:14:29,102 --> 00:14:30,342
I can't even...
349
00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:32,210
Just move to
the second part.
Okay, okay.
350
00:14:32,239 --> 00:14:34,069
Secondly, to Ted...
351
00:14:34,107 --> 00:14:34,937
Don't say it.
352
00:14:34,975 --> 00:14:37,005
OTHERS:
...Evelyn Mosby.
353
00:14:37,044 --> 00:14:38,754
Thanks. Thank you for that.
354
00:14:38,778 --> 00:14:40,548
A man with...
355
00:14:40,580 --> 00:14:43,080
more emotional endurance
356
00:14:43,116 --> 00:14:45,446
than anyone I know.
357
00:14:45,485 --> 00:14:46,615
It was a long,
358
00:14:46,653 --> 00:14:48,923
difficult road.
359
00:14:48,956 --> 00:14:51,616
Thank God we
finally got here.
360
00:14:51,658 --> 00:14:52,628
Hear, hear.
361
00:14:52,659 --> 00:14:53,859
OTHERS:
Hear, hear.
362
00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:55,433
NARRATOR:
Aunt Lily wasn't wrong.
363
00:14:55,462 --> 00:14:58,772
It was at times
a long, difficult road.
364
00:14:58,798 --> 00:15:00,868
But I'm glad it was
long and difficult,
365
00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:04,240
because if I hadn't gone
through hell to get there,
366
00:15:04,271 --> 00:15:05,941
the lesson might
not have been as clear.
367
00:15:05,973 --> 00:15:08,813
You see, kids,
right from the moment
368
00:15:08,841 --> 00:15:10,811
I met your mom, I knew...
369
00:15:10,843 --> 00:15:13,553
I have to love this woman
as much as I can
370
00:15:13,580 --> 00:15:16,750
for as long as I can, and
I can never stop loving her,
371
00:15:16,783 --> 00:15:18,553
not even for a second.
372
00:15:18,585 --> 00:15:21,815
I carried that lesson with me
through every
373
00:15:21,854 --> 00:15:24,164
stupid fight we ever had,
374
00:15:24,191 --> 00:15:26,791
every 5:00 a.m.
Christmas morning,
375
00:15:26,826 --> 00:15:29,496
every sleepy Sunday afternoon,
376
00:15:29,529 --> 00:15:30,759
through every speed bump.
377
00:15:30,797 --> 00:15:32,227
Every pang of jealousy
378
00:15:32,265 --> 00:15:35,465
or boredom or uncertainty
that came our way,
379
00:15:35,502 --> 00:15:38,242
I carried that lesson with me.
380
00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:40,911
And I carried it with me
when she got sick.
381
00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:45,180
Even then, in what can only
be called the worst of times,
382
00:15:45,212 --> 00:15:48,022
all I could do was look at her
and thank God,
383
00:15:48,048 --> 00:15:52,648
thank every god there is,
or ever was, or will be,
384
00:15:52,685 --> 00:15:54,185
and the whole universe,
385
00:15:54,221 --> 00:15:57,591
and anyone else
I could possibly thank...
386
00:15:57,624 --> 00:15:59,494
* Will I see you tonight?
387
00:15:59,526 --> 00:16:02,256
...that I saw
that beautiful girl
388
00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:04,525
on that train platform,
389
00:16:04,564 --> 00:16:07,334
and that I had the guts
to stand up,
390
00:16:07,367 --> 00:16:11,167
walk over to her,
tap her on the shoulder,
391
00:16:11,204 --> 00:16:13,114
open my mouth,
392
00:16:13,140 --> 00:16:15,310
and speak.
393
00:16:15,342 --> 00:16:17,142
Excuse me. Hi.
Hi.
394
00:16:17,177 --> 00:16:18,877
I'm the...
The best man. Yeah.
Get in here,
395
00:16:18,911 --> 00:16:20,981
get in here,
get in here.
Oh, thanks. Here, let me.
396
00:16:21,014 --> 00:16:22,384
Oh, okay. Thank you.
397
00:16:22,415 --> 00:16:24,815
Great show tonight. Yeah.
Oh, thank you.
398
00:16:24,851 --> 00:16:26,821
You're Cindy's
ex-roommate, right?
399
00:16:26,853 --> 00:16:29,323
Yeah. And you are the professor.
400
00:16:29,356 --> 00:16:31,956
I took one of your classes.
401
00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:33,791
Really? Which one?
Mm-hmm.
402
00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:35,056
Econ 305.
403
00:16:35,095 --> 00:16:37,195
Econ 305.
I don't teach...
404
00:16:37,230 --> 00:16:38,470
Oh, no.
405
00:16:38,498 --> 00:16:39,868
Oh, yeah.
406
00:16:39,899 --> 00:16:42,039
Excuse me, I'm gonna jump
onto the tracks now.
No.
407
00:16:42,069 --> 00:16:44,639
No, no, no, don't.
You were great,
you were great.
408
00:16:44,671 --> 00:16:46,311
Wait a second.
409
00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:48,239
This is my umbrella.
410
00:16:48,275 --> 00:16:52,305
I left this umbrella
at Cindy's-- you totally
stole my umbrella.
411
00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:53,675
(laughs):
What? No, I didn't.
412
00:16:53,713 --> 00:16:55,983
This is my umbrella.
I bought this.
413
00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:58,485
Excuse me. It even
has my initials
414
00:16:58,518 --> 00:17:00,248
on it right here: T.M.
415
00:17:00,287 --> 00:17:01,687
Ted Mosby.
416
00:17:01,721 --> 00:17:03,691
Yeah. Look again,
Ted Mosby.
417
00:17:03,723 --> 00:17:06,093
Those are my
initials: T.M.
418
00:17:06,126 --> 00:17:09,096
Tracy McConnell.
Um, no, Tracy McConnell,
419
00:17:09,129 --> 00:17:11,899
it's T.M.--
Totally My umbrella.
420
00:17:11,931 --> 00:17:14,271
Uh, you're T.M.--
Terribly Mistaken,
421
00:17:14,301 --> 00:17:17,601
because this umbrella has
always belonged T.M.:
422
00:17:17,637 --> 00:17:19,767
To Me.
423
00:17:19,806 --> 00:17:21,206
(laughs)
424
00:17:21,241 --> 00:17:25,111
Although... I did lose it
for a few years there.
425
00:17:25,145 --> 00:17:27,875
Um... so, I went to
this dance club...
426
00:17:27,914 --> 00:17:29,124
On St. Patrick's Day.
427
00:17:29,149 --> 00:17:32,289
...on St. Patrick's Day.
428
00:17:32,319 --> 00:17:33,889
And you left it there.
429
00:17:33,920 --> 00:17:35,890
And I left it there.
430
00:17:35,922 --> 00:17:38,692
And you never thought
you'd see it again.
431
00:17:38,725 --> 00:17:41,155
And I never thought
I'd see it again.
432
00:17:44,831 --> 00:17:47,471
Funny how sometimes you just...
433
00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:49,140
find things.
434
00:17:49,169 --> 00:17:53,709
* Will I see you tonight?
435
00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:55,140
Hi.
436
00:17:55,175 --> 00:17:56,305
(laughs):
Hi.
437
00:17:56,343 --> 00:17:59,253
*
438
00:17:59,279 --> 00:18:01,209
* Every night
439
00:18:01,248 --> 00:18:03,248
* It's just the same
440
00:18:05,452 --> 00:18:09,662
* All upon a downtown train.
441
00:18:11,158 --> 00:18:12,828
And that, kids...
442
00:18:12,859 --> 00:18:15,599
is how I met your mother.
443
00:18:15,628 --> 00:18:17,498
That's it?
444
00:18:17,530 --> 00:18:19,600
That's it.
445
00:18:19,632 --> 00:18:21,572
No. I don't buy it.
446
00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:24,271
That is not the reason
you made us listen to this.
447
00:18:24,304 --> 00:18:25,644
Oh, really?
448
00:18:25,672 --> 00:18:27,972
Then what's the reason?
449
00:18:28,007 --> 00:18:29,607
Let's look at
the facts here.
450
00:18:29,642 --> 00:18:33,152
You made us sit down
and listen to this story
about how you met mom,
451
00:18:33,180 --> 00:18:36,350
yet mom's hardly
in the story. No.
452
00:18:36,383 --> 00:18:38,083
This is a story
about how
453
00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:39,617
you're totally in love
with Aunt Robin.
454
00:18:39,652 --> 00:18:41,152
And you're thinking
about asking her out,
455
00:18:41,188 --> 00:18:43,358
and you want to know
if we're okay with it.
456
00:18:43,390 --> 00:18:44,790
I can't believe this.
457
00:18:44,824 --> 00:18:48,464
I kept this story short
and to the point,
458
00:18:48,495 --> 00:18:50,455
and you guys still missed it.
459
00:18:50,497 --> 00:18:52,767
The point of the story
is that...
460
00:18:52,799 --> 00:18:55,699
Is that you totally,
totally, totally have
the hots for Aunt Robin.
461
00:18:55,735 --> 00:18:56,435
No, I don't.
462
00:18:56,469 --> 00:18:57,939
Yes, you do.
463
00:18:57,970 --> 00:18:59,440
You're grounded.
464
00:18:59,472 --> 00:19:00,812
Wow, you are really
into Aunt Robin.
465
00:19:00,840 --> 00:19:01,810
You're grounded, too.
466
00:19:03,510 --> 00:19:07,310
Okay, suppose I were interested
in Aunt Robin in that way--
467
00:19:07,347 --> 00:19:09,377
it's not like
I'd do anything about it.
468
00:19:09,416 --> 00:19:11,676
I got you guys to think about.
My gosh,
469
00:19:11,718 --> 00:19:12,988
we lov Aunt Robin.
470
00:19:13,019 --> 00:19:14,889
Whenever she comes over
for dinner, you guys
471
00:19:14,921 --> 00:19:16,821
are so obvious.
472
00:19:16,856 --> 00:19:17,986
Come on, Dad.
473
00:19:18,024 --> 00:19:20,664
Mom's been gone
for six years now.
474
00:19:20,693 --> 00:19:22,403
It's time.
475
00:19:23,930 --> 00:19:26,670
What, I just...
just call her up on the phone
476
00:19:26,699 --> 00:19:28,969
and ask her out on a date?
477
00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:30,171
Yes.
Yes.
478
00:19:30,203 --> 00:19:32,003
And that... that's something
479
00:19:32,038 --> 00:19:33,308
you guys would want?
480
00:19:33,340 --> 00:19:34,510
Yes!
Yes!
481
00:19:39,912 --> 00:19:42,352
All right, I'll give her a call.
482
00:19:42,382 --> 00:19:43,982
Do it.
I am.
483
00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:45,816
Call her.
I'm calli her.
484
00:19:45,852 --> 00:19:46,852
Great.
485
00:19:46,886 --> 00:19:49,016
Here I go.
486
00:19:51,958 --> 00:19:53,858
Or...
487
00:19:53,893 --> 00:19:56,203
*
488
00:19:57,230 --> 00:19:59,500
All right, home sweet home.
489
00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:02,242
Oh. Wait one second.
490
00:20:02,269 --> 00:20:03,699
Okay.
491
00:20:03,736 --> 00:20:06,536
Stay.
492
00:20:06,573 --> 00:20:07,773
(sighs):
We'll work on that.
493
00:20:07,807 --> 00:20:09,607
(intercom chimes)
494
00:20:09,642 --> 00:20:12,552
Television, display
front door security.
495
00:20:12,579 --> 00:20:14,449
(sighs)
Television, dis...
496
00:20:14,481 --> 00:20:15,721
Oh, for Pete's sakes.
497
00:20:15,748 --> 00:20:17,878
* May come and go
498
00:20:17,917 --> 00:20:21,217
* Our crooked dreams
499
00:20:21,254 --> 00:20:24,264
* Will always flow
500
00:20:24,291 --> 00:20:25,291
* Remember
501
00:20:25,325 --> 00:20:27,725
* Remem...
502
00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:30,460
* Ber
503
00:20:30,497 --> 00:20:33,227
* All we fight for
504
00:20:36,669 --> 00:20:37,869
* Remember
505
00:20:37,904 --> 00:20:40,314
* Remem...
506
00:20:40,340 --> 00:20:42,640
* Ber
507
00:20:42,675 --> 00:20:46,405
* All we fight for
508
00:20:48,815 --> 00:20:50,275
* Remember
509
00:20:50,317 --> 00:20:52,247
* Remem...
510
00:20:52,285 --> 00:20:54,115
* Ber
511
00:20:54,153 --> 00:20:57,963
* All we fight for
512
00:20:58,991 --> 00:21:10,471
* Oh, oh, oh, oh...
513
00:21:10,503 --> 00:21:13,513
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