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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:13,693 --> 00:00:16,502 At the beginning of the 7th century AD... 2 00:00:16,747 --> 00:00:22,013 Europe, afflicted by wars, invasions, famines, regicides and epidemics... 3 00:00:22,363 --> 00:00:26,328 saw the contemporaneous existence of three important figures. 4 00:00:26,998 --> 00:00:31,510 In Rome, destroyed by the barbarians of Alaric, Pope Onorius I... 5 00:00:31,790 --> 00:00:34,209 an illuminated and severe pontiff. 6 00:00:34,505 --> 00:00:40,271 In the East, the emperor Heraclius I, heir to the ancient throne of Byzantium... 7 00:00:40,440 --> 00:00:42,280 ambitious and cunning. 8 00:00:42,763 --> 00:00:48,185 Beyond the Alps, Dagobert I, of the Merovingian dynasty. 9 00:00:49,153 --> 00:00:53,362 Well, the destinies of these three characters, intertwining... 10 00:00:53,733 --> 00:00:56,987 would have produced unpredictable consequences. 11 00:00:57,612 --> 00:01:01,918 Heraclius I, Onorius I, Dagobert I... 12 00:01:02,375 --> 00:01:05,564 who will really be the first among the three? 13 00:01:05,968 --> 00:01:07,456 We'll know soon. 14 00:01:30,162 --> 00:01:33,490 GOOD KING DAGOBERT 15 00:03:39,954 --> 00:03:42,479 Unrepentant fornicator! 16 00:03:43,672 --> 00:03:46,395 - Who spoke? - The Holy Church. 17 00:03:47,484 --> 00:03:51,348 Otarius! I was in a dream of such a sensual pleasure... 18 00:03:51,421 --> 00:03:54,027 and you wake me up screaming like a sow. 19 00:03:54,138 --> 00:03:58,824 I am the mouth of the Holy Church. For it I keep watch so that you, sinner... 20 00:03:58,897 --> 00:04:02,807 do not fornicate out of the sacred vase of Nanthilde, your bride... 21 00:04:02,948 --> 00:04:05,102 before God and men. 22 00:04:05,356 --> 00:04:08,146 But Alpaide gives me her milk. 23 00:04:08,727 --> 00:04:13,388 She delouses me, debugs me. She's like a second mother to me. 24 00:04:13,576 --> 00:04:16,410 And made you forget the teachings of the first. 25 00:04:16,562 --> 00:04:17,934 Not all of 'em! 26 00:04:18,303 --> 00:04:21,014 She taught me as well not to trust monks. 27 00:04:21,182 --> 00:04:25,010 But I am not a mere monk. I'm the palace headmaster! 28 00:04:25,402 --> 00:04:27,448 Don't you forget, Dagobert. 29 00:04:32,050 --> 00:04:35,439 What were you dreaming, thus, of so enjoyable, my king? 30 00:04:35,539 --> 00:04:38,593 If I told you, it would no longer be my dream. 31 00:04:38,666 --> 00:04:42,722 Often the Devil takes advantage of our dream to creep into us. 32 00:04:43,020 --> 00:04:44,857 And by where would he pass? 33 00:04:44,930 --> 00:04:46,550 By the nose holes. 34 00:04:47,693 --> 00:04:52,148 It is demonstrated by the recent Council... of the Bishops of Campania. 35 00:04:52,738 --> 00:04:54,598 And if I hold my nose? 36 00:04:55,020 --> 00:04:56,401 There are ears. 37 00:04:56,646 --> 00:04:58,677 I can plug even those. 38 00:04:59,157 --> 00:05:01,878 And don't tell me where he could pass by. 39 00:05:02,079 --> 00:05:07,132 The Devil knows, like you and me, that I suffer from dysentery, he'd never dare! 40 00:05:12,046 --> 00:05:13,505 But, majesty! 41 00:05:14,856 --> 00:05:16,316 Out, shoo away! 42 00:05:19,704 --> 00:05:21,178 Beware, majesty! 43 00:05:21,351 --> 00:05:24,722 There is no crown that can avoid the wrath of the Almighty! 44 00:05:24,795 --> 00:05:28,719 And neither a head that cannot fall until the crown is on mine. 45 00:05:28,831 --> 00:05:31,643 And if I get pissed, at the next stop... 46 00:05:32,393 --> 00:05:34,271 I'll have you beheaded. 47 00:05:34,549 --> 00:05:35,821 Go away! 48 00:05:38,369 --> 00:05:40,384 The milk is finished, pity! 49 00:05:48,289 --> 00:05:49,709 Alpaide! 50 00:06:21,268 --> 00:06:25,283 I dreamed that I slept in a nice warm bed and outside it was sunny. 51 00:06:25,659 --> 00:06:28,607 I dreamed that I was playing with the king. 52 00:06:29,393 --> 00:06:30,732 At what game? 53 00:06:31,192 --> 00:06:34,267 - I'm not telling you. - Come on, tell us. - No. 54 00:06:42,456 --> 00:06:44,746 Let's go, the king's awaiting us. 55 00:07:06,731 --> 00:07:08,052 Halt! 56 00:07:08,654 --> 00:07:09,839 Stop! 57 00:07:19,038 --> 00:07:21,075 - What's going on? - I don't know. 58 00:07:34,962 --> 00:07:37,239 Deliver us from evil! 59 00:07:39,275 --> 00:07:41,807 Warn the king. Quick! 60 00:07:47,346 --> 00:07:48,648 Scratch there. 61 00:07:49,007 --> 00:07:52,740 - Your Majesty! - Like that? - Yeah, what is it? 62 00:07:53,384 --> 00:07:56,460 There's a snag on the way. Come, it's important. 63 00:07:56,576 --> 00:07:59,109 More important than what I'm doing? 64 00:07:59,441 --> 00:08:01,282 I'm afraid so, majesty. 65 00:08:02,536 --> 00:08:04,350 Another one! You see? 66 00:08:04,682 --> 00:08:07,882 When one is the king, can't even do it in peace. 67 00:08:09,668 --> 00:08:11,545 Gimme the thingy. 68 00:08:11,712 --> 00:08:13,797 The thing, there, the cloak. 69 00:08:15,712 --> 00:08:17,399 - How is it? - Soft. 70 00:08:17,624 --> 00:08:18,946 And the smell? 71 00:08:19,377 --> 00:08:20,539 Strong! 72 00:08:21,409 --> 00:08:23,255 Then I'm getting better. 73 00:08:30,574 --> 00:08:32,149 What is it, monk? 74 00:08:32,483 --> 00:08:33,579 Majesty! 75 00:08:35,077 --> 00:08:37,573 - What is it? - Something horrible, majesty! 76 00:08:37,646 --> 00:08:39,981 Always something happening here! 77 00:08:40,273 --> 00:08:42,741 - Come, majesty. - What's that? 78 00:08:44,119 --> 00:08:46,079 Look, majesty. 79 00:08:46,171 --> 00:08:50,030 It is a swine's head with the crown. The allusion is clear. 80 00:08:50,801 --> 00:08:54,895 - There is a spy among us. - It's the barbarians' symbol, my king. - Yes. 81 00:08:55,105 --> 00:08:57,816 You're right. All right, get it off. Now! 82 00:08:57,975 --> 00:09:02,338 Majesty, ask me to put my arm on the fire, but not to touch that curse. 83 00:09:03,368 --> 00:09:04,989 Well... you then. 84 00:09:05,303 --> 00:09:09,092 - Who, me? - Yes, you! It's your king who orders you. 85 00:09:10,154 --> 00:09:14,377 Didn't you tell me a hundred thousand times that fetishism and sorcery... 86 00:09:14,450 --> 00:09:16,543 have no place in a Christian heart? 87 00:09:16,651 --> 00:09:20,029 - It's true, majesty. - Who is the most Christian between us? 88 00:09:20,122 --> 00:09:22,032 - Is it you, or I? - I, majesty. 89 00:09:22,124 --> 00:09:24,720 Then prove it. Get this stuff out of the way! 90 00:09:24,793 --> 00:09:27,204 Throw this curse away, I order you! 91 00:09:27,371 --> 00:09:30,376 "Per le sacre piaghe del Cristo", majesty... 92 00:09:30,466 --> 00:09:34,605 I will have to pray and say litanies for long before touching this devilry. 93 00:09:34,678 --> 00:09:36,258 How much praying? 94 00:09:37,119 --> 00:09:41,122 - 3 hourglasses, at least. - No, it's too much! 3 hourglasses, no. 95 00:09:41,195 --> 00:09:42,558 Clear out now! 96 00:09:43,283 --> 00:09:45,666 - Let your king pass. - Majesty! 97 00:09:47,250 --> 00:09:50,340 - You, move that fetish. - Who, me? - Yes. - You. 98 00:09:50,545 --> 00:09:52,554 - Then him. - Me? - Him! 99 00:09:52,627 --> 00:09:54,041 - Me? - You! - Him! 100 00:09:54,114 --> 00:09:55,274 No, him! 101 00:09:56,499 --> 00:09:58,212 But what's going on? 102 00:10:14,370 --> 00:10:16,681 The barbarians! The barbarians! 103 00:10:18,423 --> 00:10:21,713 Dagobert, the barbarians! 104 00:10:34,076 --> 00:10:36,370 Oh God, the barbarians. Let's run! 105 00:10:40,160 --> 00:10:42,633 Soldiers, save your king! 106 00:10:42,706 --> 00:10:44,904 Give your lives, if needed. 107 00:11:01,109 --> 00:11:02,216 Oh, God! 108 00:11:03,475 --> 00:11:04,775 Let's run away! 109 00:11:29,251 --> 00:11:30,962 Quick, my sword! 110 00:11:31,283 --> 00:11:33,438 Give me my sword. 111 00:11:33,511 --> 00:11:36,222 - When you need something it's never there. 112 00:11:40,589 --> 00:11:43,040 - Hey you, come here. - Yes, my king. 113 00:11:43,165 --> 00:11:46,515 - Take the crown to safety. - Thank you, majesty. 114 00:11:53,317 --> 00:11:56,225 Lucky! He died to save his king. 115 00:12:01,984 --> 00:12:04,538 Follow me, your king will protect you. 116 00:12:12,044 --> 00:12:14,752 - Help! - Help! 117 00:12:14,919 --> 00:12:18,730 - Every man for himself! - Help, they want to rape us! 118 00:12:18,922 --> 00:12:21,658 Let them do it, war is war. 119 00:12:56,393 --> 00:12:59,393 A horse! My kingdom for a horse! 120 00:13:50,510 --> 00:13:52,676 Who is it? 121 00:14:02,529 --> 00:14:05,772 You, majesty... Dagobert! 122 00:14:08,452 --> 00:14:09,634 My king! 123 00:14:10,309 --> 00:14:11,865 Ah, my king. 124 00:14:16,919 --> 00:14:18,462 Come on, get up. 125 00:14:19,440 --> 00:14:22,074 - Who are you? - My name is Chrodilde. 126 00:14:23,568 --> 00:14:26,144 But I've already seen you. Are you in my entourage? 127 00:14:26,308 --> 00:14:28,289 Yes, kitchen service. 128 00:14:29,219 --> 00:14:33,373 - You're cold, eh? - Yes, your majesty. - You're shivering. Here... 129 00:14:34,516 --> 00:14:35,652 My cloak. 130 00:14:36,426 --> 00:14:39,126 - Thank you. - It's heavy, eh? 131 00:14:41,289 --> 00:14:43,766 Wait, let's do this way. 132 00:14:44,195 --> 00:14:47,290 - There you go. - Thank you, majesty. 133 00:14:47,764 --> 00:14:50,926 You feel good under the king's cloak? 134 00:14:52,121 --> 00:14:54,704 - Yes. - Are you engaged? 135 00:14:55,167 --> 00:14:58,326 - You are not afraid of your king! - No, your majesty. 136 00:15:00,579 --> 00:15:03,320 - How old are you? - Sixteen, majesty. 137 00:15:04,145 --> 00:15:05,721 A beautiful age. 138 00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:09,630 Wolves, your majesty! 139 00:15:09,835 --> 00:15:12,138 - Wolves! Wolves! - Where? 140 00:15:12,433 --> 00:15:13,903 There. 141 00:15:16,254 --> 00:15:17,468 Majesty! 142 00:15:17,688 --> 00:15:19,570 - Majesty! - Be brave, run. 143 00:15:19,643 --> 00:15:22,577 Don't leave me, I'm afraid! 144 00:15:22,698 --> 00:15:26,153 - Don't be afraid, your king will protect you. - Majesty! 145 00:15:50,966 --> 00:15:53,347 Disgrace. Shame! 146 00:15:53,884 --> 00:15:57,934 A king without crown and sword is less than a man. The wolves know it. 147 00:15:58,126 --> 00:16:00,543 There they are, they laugh at me. 148 00:16:00,876 --> 00:16:02,576 "Lupus diabolicus". 149 00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:07,408 Everything is lost, even the honor, I abandoned the faithful subjects... 150 00:16:07,732 --> 00:16:12,044 my devoted handmaids. I'm alone on a tree in the middle of the forest! 151 00:16:12,117 --> 00:16:15,784 - Me, the king? - I'm here too, my king. 152 00:16:16,531 --> 00:16:20,789 - What are you? Who are you? - Chrodilde. You're not alone, majesty. 153 00:16:21,835 --> 00:16:24,707 I had forgotten you, my spirit is upset... 154 00:16:24,921 --> 00:16:27,566 all those poor slaughtered soldiers... 155 00:16:28,166 --> 00:16:33,032 and Alpaide in the hands of... those villains, black as hell! 156 00:16:36,308 --> 00:16:39,468 By the way, how good are your "bocce"? 157 00:16:40,916 --> 00:16:44,656 I certainly can't compete with Alpaide, but I can defend myself. 158 00:16:45,025 --> 00:16:49,604 Not from your king, I hope. Come on, show it, show it. Come on! 159 00:16:49,954 --> 00:16:52,783 Your king is the best judge in the realm. 160 00:17:05,379 --> 00:17:10,516 On my lost crown, I swear the Creator seems not to have skimped on graces with you. 161 00:17:10,589 --> 00:17:13,674 Chrodilde, Chrodilde, I want you... come. 162 00:17:13,747 --> 00:17:16,404 Majesty! But I'm a maiden. 163 00:17:16,563 --> 00:17:19,311 Ah, that's indeed good news! 164 00:17:20,176 --> 00:17:21,713 What's this? 165 00:17:22,521 --> 00:17:23,773 I'm scared! 166 00:17:24,022 --> 00:17:28,679 Wonder, of ignorance daughter! This is the king of your king. 167 00:17:28,860 --> 00:17:33,164 Come on, ride me, do the Amazon, let's run a gallop! 168 00:17:40,290 --> 00:17:42,946 Oh, yes! Mom! 169 00:17:49,506 --> 00:17:51,770 What is it? Who are you? 170 00:17:51,843 --> 00:17:54,010 - Why? - What do you mean, why? 171 00:17:54,461 --> 00:17:56,208 I said, who are you? 172 00:17:56,532 --> 00:17:58,705 Who, me? Otarius. 173 00:17:58,890 --> 00:18:00,043 Otarius? 174 00:18:00,532 --> 00:18:01,820 And you? 175 00:18:01,893 --> 00:18:03,717 I'm the king! Who else? 176 00:18:04,914 --> 00:18:08,322 Thank God! Majesty, it's you. 177 00:18:10,193 --> 00:18:12,598 So you were spying on me. And did you see? 178 00:18:12,948 --> 00:18:17,319 Only heard. I've heard a female voice shouting "mom". 179 00:18:18,107 --> 00:18:19,576 You're not alone? 180 00:18:19,742 --> 00:18:21,906 Well, no... not completely. 181 00:18:22,122 --> 00:18:25,969 You heard right, in fact "mom". I was deflowering a virgin. 182 00:18:26,209 --> 00:18:27,698 On a tree? 183 00:18:27,771 --> 00:18:30,875 Well, birds do nothing else on trees. 184 00:18:31,095 --> 00:18:32,451 His Holiness... 185 00:18:32,757 --> 00:18:36,412 wrote me that he disapproves of your adulterous exploits! 186 00:18:36,485 --> 00:18:38,690 Do not challenge God's wrath! 187 00:18:38,763 --> 00:18:40,818 Today your God has forgotten me. 188 00:18:40,891 --> 00:18:43,975 You find normal that the king of Franks is perched on a branch... 189 00:18:44,060 --> 00:18:46,928 with drooling wolves waiting for him to fall? 190 00:18:47,063 --> 00:18:49,701 I protest! Come on, tell him. 191 00:18:49,822 --> 00:18:54,516 I'm not very familiar with him, and this is your job. Come on, pray, I'll wait. 192 00:19:00,856 --> 00:19:03,285 Look, my king, the wolves are leaving. 193 00:19:03,706 --> 00:19:05,351 Bravo, Otarius! 194 00:19:05,699 --> 00:19:07,226 Thank you, Lord. 195 00:19:07,921 --> 00:19:09,732 My God, forgive me. 196 00:19:10,511 --> 00:19:15,387 - I vow to consecrate myself and my people to the defense of the Church. - Look! 197 00:19:16,640 --> 00:19:19,606 Ah, I withdraw my promise. 198 00:19:21,282 --> 00:19:22,604 It's Argobal. 199 00:19:36,813 --> 00:19:38,390 Courage, Argobal. 200 00:19:42,911 --> 00:19:45,892 Damn Judas! He's coming towards us. 201 00:19:46,347 --> 00:19:51,242 Argobal, jerk, what're you doing? Don't bring them here! There is no more room. 202 00:19:51,315 --> 00:19:54,011 That shit will reveal his king. 203 00:19:58,468 --> 00:20:01,332 My God, let me get out of here... 204 00:20:01,807 --> 00:20:05,797 and I swear on the Holy Cross I'll go to Rome to the good Pope Onorius... 205 00:20:05,870 --> 00:20:08,064 to become a better Christian, I swear. 206 00:20:08,137 --> 00:20:11,018 Lord, save us, the king has sworn. 207 00:20:12,339 --> 00:20:13,839 Here they are. 208 00:20:33,814 --> 00:20:37,163 Argobal, my fearless hero, can you hear me? 209 00:20:39,026 --> 00:20:40,927 - Yes, my king. - Good. 210 00:20:41,815 --> 00:20:45,681 For your bravery, I appoint you the Count. Are you glad? 211 00:20:45,754 --> 00:20:47,255 - Yes, your majesty. 212 00:20:52,663 --> 00:20:54,190 Monk, bless him. 213 00:21:08,335 --> 00:21:09,508 Majesty... 214 00:21:09,581 --> 00:21:12,868 You go first, monk. It looks rotten. 215 00:21:23,843 --> 00:21:25,928 - Is it sturdy? - Yes, your majesty. 216 00:21:26,617 --> 00:21:29,613 - Majesty... - Ah, no, let's not exaggerate. 217 00:21:35,763 --> 00:21:37,092 Over there. 218 00:21:38,177 --> 00:21:40,695 I caught a quartan fever, do you feel it? 219 00:21:40,768 --> 00:21:42,578 Yes, yes, you're hot. 220 00:21:46,649 --> 00:21:49,852 What's that? What beast is that, monk? 221 00:21:50,750 --> 00:21:51,916 A bear? 222 00:21:56,812 --> 00:22:01,375 Ah, no, it's a lumberjack. Come, log-splitter. 223 00:22:03,207 --> 00:22:05,175 Good man. I'm your king. 224 00:22:07,119 --> 00:22:11,230 - As you can see, my majesty is also a man like you. - Me? 225 00:22:11,480 --> 00:22:15,235 - No, me. I am the king, Dagobert. - Cagobert. 226 00:22:15,392 --> 00:22:18,690 Dagobert the First, king of the Franks. 227 00:22:18,763 --> 00:22:20,652 He is here, in front of you. 228 00:22:21,357 --> 00:22:26,102 The poor man has a head harder than his wood. Blockhead, tell me... 229 00:22:26,698 --> 00:22:30,716 Where did you find the crown of your king? 230 00:22:30,789 --> 00:22:34,249 I found it on the ground, under a bush. 231 00:22:34,882 --> 00:22:39,341 I'm happy, congratulations, I won't forget, but now you have to give it back. 232 00:22:39,483 --> 00:22:40,590 Come on. 233 00:22:41,789 --> 00:22:44,942 But I'm the king, in the end! All right, look. 234 00:22:46,609 --> 00:22:48,434 Take a look. Here you go. 235 00:22:48,578 --> 00:22:51,544 You see? It's me, it's my profile. 236 00:23:00,810 --> 00:23:03,930 He wants to see the other profile, the jerk. 237 00:23:04,167 --> 00:23:06,475 - Give it back. - Give it to him. 238 00:23:07,748 --> 00:23:12,271 - Keep it, the king gives it to you. - Stand up. I buy my crown from you. 239 00:23:12,536 --> 00:23:13,685 Agreed? 240 00:23:17,676 --> 00:23:20,879 King, you put the crown in reverse. 241 00:23:23,985 --> 00:23:28,366 I put it on this way as a sign that it all went wrong with me since yesterday. 242 00:23:28,565 --> 00:23:32,266 - Perhaps someone up there doesn't love me, friar? - I'm afraid so. 243 00:23:32,523 --> 00:23:37,032 You'd better fear someone down here. You, take us out of here. 244 00:23:37,910 --> 00:23:40,221 My simpleton, show us the way. 245 00:23:40,946 --> 00:23:44,627 Forests are beautiful, I love trees, they are my friends. 246 00:23:44,912 --> 00:23:47,223 I learned lots in these woods. 247 00:23:47,399 --> 00:23:49,848 Me too, majesty. 248 00:23:51,019 --> 00:23:56,356 Lumberjack, I'll make you minister of forests. Oh my, the fever goes up! 249 00:24:37,744 --> 00:24:40,603 - Beauty, come here. - Down with those paws! 250 00:24:55,811 --> 00:25:00,100 Hey, jester, how's the king? What do the doctors say about his poop? 251 00:25:01,178 --> 00:25:03,295 They don't let anyone enter. 252 00:25:03,469 --> 00:25:06,211 They don't want us to see what they're doing. 253 00:25:06,284 --> 00:25:09,163 Also, but above all for the great stink. 254 00:25:12,944 --> 00:25:16,605 What will happen when the queen arrives from Paris? 255 00:25:16,953 --> 00:25:20,147 When he sees her, the king will make a nice shit! 256 00:25:23,386 --> 00:25:26,202 - What is the enemy? - They're actually two: 257 00:25:26,292 --> 00:25:30,091 Pneumonia gnawing at his lungs and dysentery devouring his intestines. 258 00:25:30,164 --> 00:25:33,750 For the lungs I insist on bloodletting. I remind you of the best months... 259 00:25:33,823 --> 00:25:36,748 to extract blood according to rules. Three months. 260 00:25:37,163 --> 00:25:39,053 May, September, April. 261 00:25:39,613 --> 00:25:42,438 Never on May first or the last day of April or September. 262 00:25:42,511 --> 00:25:45,955 But what months you jabber abbaut, colleague, if we're in February? 263 00:25:46,028 --> 00:25:49,685 - Necessity has no calendar. - It is not a healing method! 264 00:25:54,850 --> 00:25:55,822 Eloi. 265 00:26:01,487 --> 00:26:04,384 - Are you Eloi? - No, I'm Crodielda. 266 00:26:04,577 --> 00:26:07,648 I want Eloi... I want Eloi. 267 00:26:07,921 --> 00:26:10,890 Rhubarb is a laxative... 268 00:26:10,963 --> 00:26:13,422 combined with senna which is a purgative! 269 00:26:13,495 --> 00:26:17,188 A quack's recipe! The king continues to lose his excrement. 270 00:26:17,302 --> 00:26:20,028 Then, Aesculapius of my ass, what do you propose? 271 00:26:20,101 --> 00:26:22,933 To give him a shit transfusion rectally. 272 00:26:25,206 --> 00:26:27,273 The queen is here, leave! Leave! 273 00:26:28,846 --> 00:26:29,995 Leave, Crodielda. 274 00:26:37,597 --> 00:26:38,948 I want Eloi. 275 00:26:49,433 --> 00:26:50,612 Dagobert. 276 00:26:51,262 --> 00:26:52,482 Dagobert! 277 00:26:52,893 --> 00:26:55,501 My lord and groom, I'm here. 278 00:26:56,125 --> 00:26:58,704 As soon as I heard of your illness.. 279 00:26:59,027 --> 00:27:01,832 I ran here from Paris on horseback. 280 00:27:06,678 --> 00:27:08,235 What do you say? 281 00:27:14,879 --> 00:27:18,992 I see you sick, but I brought you healer. 282 00:27:20,066 --> 00:27:23,936 Ummerius, herbalist magician from Auxerre. 283 00:27:24,457 --> 00:27:28,069 The man whose path is strewn with miraculous healings... 284 00:27:28,236 --> 00:27:34,165 thanks to the elixirs and potions that he himself discovered and distilled. 285 00:27:34,371 --> 00:27:36,262 Come, Ummerius. 286 00:27:39,251 --> 00:27:41,320 - Go away! - Go away, now! 287 00:27:42,004 --> 00:27:43,763 Open this, majesty. 288 00:27:47,050 --> 00:27:50,354 - It will now be necessary to help me... - No! 289 00:27:51,153 --> 00:27:52,868 by plugging his nose. 290 00:27:53,032 --> 00:27:57,204 You have to force him to open his mouth, be careful. 291 00:27:58,252 --> 00:27:59,643 Open your mouth. 292 00:27:59,829 --> 00:28:01,784 - Open it. - Ready to pour. 293 00:28:01,857 --> 00:28:04,690 Here, pour... it's time. 294 00:28:04,949 --> 00:28:09,817 It's viper's sperm, virgin's urine, adult toad's slime... 295 00:28:09,890 --> 00:28:13,048 and natural aromas to give good flavor. 296 00:28:13,249 --> 00:28:17,616 It's done. It will do him very, very good. 297 00:28:18,540 --> 00:28:21,304 - Enough, enough... - No, no, more, more. 298 00:28:21,377 --> 00:28:23,971 If it can do him good, more, still more. 299 00:28:24,044 --> 00:28:27,689 - We must not exaggerate. - Incredible! 300 00:28:27,762 --> 00:28:31,875 Here you go... Ah, he's already better! 301 00:28:31,948 --> 00:28:35,006 Yes, he's really... he's already better. 302 00:28:35,474 --> 00:28:37,914 I don't give him two hours of life. 303 00:28:56,597 --> 00:28:58,602 I was immersed in an endless night... 304 00:28:58,914 --> 00:29:02,200 tormented by the vision of my horrible sins. 305 00:29:08,132 --> 00:29:11,387 - Now I'm better. - Ummerius' herbal mixture. 306 00:29:11,691 --> 00:29:13,917 No, thanks to Eloi's cross! 307 00:29:14,690 --> 00:29:16,609 Medicine for the soul. 308 00:29:17,026 --> 00:29:21,179 It is the wisdom of the Church, custodian of Christian kings. 309 00:29:23,259 --> 00:29:25,179 Now I want to confess. 310 00:29:26,382 --> 00:29:27,674 Everyone out. 311 00:29:27,880 --> 00:29:30,984 Leave me alone, the sinner with the confessor. 312 00:29:31,258 --> 00:29:32,657 Out! 313 00:29:37,871 --> 00:29:39,104 Go, go. 314 00:29:39,830 --> 00:29:41,289 Come on, leave! 315 00:29:47,559 --> 00:29:49,296 You too, friar! 316 00:29:49,959 --> 00:29:51,096 Leave. 317 00:29:52,959 --> 00:29:54,096 And close the door. 318 00:29:54,440 --> 00:29:57,884 I know that on that tree you promised to go to Rome to the Pope... 319 00:29:57,957 --> 00:30:00,897 to ask for forgiveness of your sins, and if you don't... 320 00:30:00,970 --> 00:30:04,240 you'll be excommunicated and lose your kingdom and your soul. 321 00:30:04,313 --> 00:30:07,636 For an extra concubine? It seems to me God exaggerates. 322 00:30:07,709 --> 00:30:11,306 There are two men in you, one pious, the other lascivious. 323 00:30:11,403 --> 00:30:15,710 Couldn't you deal with one and the other... separately? 324 00:30:15,783 --> 00:30:18,598 You blaspheme every time you open your mouth. 325 00:30:19,872 --> 00:30:23,084 Yes, but even if I didn't speak, I'd sin the same. 326 00:30:23,157 --> 00:30:26,126 - I know, unfortunately. - It's so obvious? 327 00:30:26,377 --> 00:30:29,830 You think of one thing only, even before your bishop... 328 00:30:30,047 --> 00:30:33,499 and if you don't do as promised, hell awaits you. 329 00:30:33,811 --> 00:30:35,396 Only the Pope can save you. 330 00:30:35,469 --> 00:30:37,875 I do not claim a complete acquittal... 331 00:30:37,948 --> 00:30:41,284 but at least an amnesty. Can't I scrounge an amnesty? 332 00:30:41,504 --> 00:30:43,542 Nowadays nobody is denied one. 333 00:30:43,615 --> 00:30:48,491 Papa Onorius has a difficult task, he's the arm and the beam of the scales. 334 00:30:49,525 --> 00:30:52,288 On one side Heraclius, emperor of Byzantium... 335 00:30:52,361 --> 00:30:55,176 creates religious problems close to heresy... 336 00:30:55,406 --> 00:30:58,158 on the other you, with your vices and distortions. 337 00:30:58,242 --> 00:31:01,987 Right, a Pope between a heretic emperor and an erotic king. 338 00:31:02,144 --> 00:31:06,781 Precisely, while you both should be the Church's hauberk, and its sword. 339 00:31:07,918 --> 00:31:12,813 Well, then it's decided: when I have recovered my strength, I will leave. 340 00:31:20,727 --> 00:31:22,127 Just made it. 341 00:31:22,714 --> 00:31:25,284 "The doctor treats, nature heals" 342 00:31:25,461 --> 00:31:26,988 Here, suck it. 343 00:31:28,064 --> 00:31:30,649 Thank you, God. Thank you, my good Eloi. 344 00:31:33,424 --> 00:31:37,849 I will announce to the Court my departure for the Eternal City. 345 00:31:38,157 --> 00:31:40,218 May the Lord accompany you. 346 00:31:40,579 --> 00:31:44,652 Your majesty Dagobert I, king of the Franks. 347 00:32:15,188 --> 00:32:17,480 The culottes are inside out. 348 00:32:36,777 --> 00:32:38,069 Silence! 349 00:32:38,958 --> 00:32:43,609 Learn: for the king, the outside is the inside, and the opposite is his whim. 350 00:32:45,724 --> 00:32:49,786 So, your king will face a trip to Rome. 351 00:32:51,939 --> 00:32:55,542 I will bring my devoted homage, as well as yours... 352 00:32:55,973 --> 00:32:59,257 to the father of the Holy Mother Church, the Pope... 353 00:33:03,117 --> 00:33:04,493 I've finished. 354 00:33:10,749 --> 00:33:12,046 I'm bursting. 355 00:33:13,919 --> 00:33:15,065 Majesty! 356 00:33:15,993 --> 00:33:19,342 Yes, I do it here, I'm at my home, right? Don't look. 357 00:33:19,842 --> 00:33:21,808 What good is power if it's not abused? 358 00:33:22,010 --> 00:33:23,808 Landek, come. 359 00:33:40,149 --> 00:33:41,784 Hey, you, slowly. 360 00:33:42,072 --> 00:33:46,172 Roll these barrels slowly, it's a wine of great value. Go easy. 361 00:33:49,447 --> 00:33:51,111 Why so much wine? 362 00:33:51,493 --> 00:33:54,970 Well... My sweet queen, the journey will be long... 363 00:33:55,043 --> 00:33:58,475 and the content of those barrels will make it less tedious. 364 00:33:58,591 --> 00:33:59,710 Majesty! 365 00:34:01,074 --> 00:34:03,875 This sword will accompany you to Rome. 366 00:34:05,928 --> 00:34:07,290 But it's wooden. 367 00:34:07,505 --> 00:34:11,445 It is a symbol of a king messenger of peace, that's why it's made of wood. 368 00:34:11,518 --> 00:34:12,679 Well said! 369 00:34:13,387 --> 00:34:15,736 Thanks, Eloi, I'll take it to Rome. 370 00:34:15,809 --> 00:34:19,795 Here, Minister. It's the most beautiful day of my life. 371 00:34:20,373 --> 00:34:22,867 Long live the Pope! Well, we go. 372 00:34:23,417 --> 00:34:25,825 - Come, monk. - Majesty. 373 00:34:26,036 --> 00:34:27,191 Otarius! 374 00:34:29,500 --> 00:34:32,946 Hurry up! Finish loading! Everyone on board! 375 00:34:33,355 --> 00:34:35,501 Did you hear the king's order? 376 00:34:35,656 --> 00:34:36,840 Go, witch. 377 00:34:37,971 --> 00:34:41,994 Such a long journey! I don't envy him, poor Dagobert. 378 00:34:44,573 --> 00:34:46,654 Come on, beauties, get out! 379 00:34:47,492 --> 00:34:48,687 Out, quick. 380 00:34:50,464 --> 00:34:51,914 Inside, inside. 381 00:34:57,320 --> 00:34:59,641 Come and enjoy this young wine! 382 00:35:08,013 --> 00:35:12,077 The great adventure of the good King Dagobert was beginning then. 383 00:35:12,527 --> 00:35:16,959 He was undertaking an arduous journey to meet a character that he feared... 384 00:35:17,204 --> 00:35:19,483 and had always tried to avoid... 385 00:35:19,794 --> 00:35:23,240 bringing, among the provisions, his concubines, that is... 386 00:35:23,313 --> 00:35:27,922 just the cause for which he was going to beseech a difficult forgiveness. 387 00:35:28,581 --> 00:35:31,488 Dagobert feared the wrath of heaven... 388 00:35:31,827 --> 00:35:34,853 but challenging it was stronger than him. 389 00:37:17,728 --> 00:37:20,674 - Is it you, Landek? - Yes, your majesty. 390 00:37:21,320 --> 00:37:23,896 It's a royal night, Landek. Look. 391 00:37:24,836 --> 00:37:28,017 It seems there are even more stars than yesterday. 392 00:37:30,092 --> 00:37:33,353 If God did not exist, we would have to invent it. 393 00:37:33,648 --> 00:37:38,410 Beautiful! Your sayings, majesty, will one day be on everyone's lips... 394 00:37:38,483 --> 00:37:41,587 but look, you're wrong about the stars. 395 00:37:41,999 --> 00:37:44,652 There is one less than yesterday. 396 00:37:46,066 --> 00:37:48,656 What's that? What is it? 397 00:37:49,412 --> 00:37:51,684 A barbarian? A Swabian? 398 00:37:52,639 --> 00:37:56,432 - It's a funeral. - Here is a barbarian I don't fear. 399 00:37:57,145 --> 00:37:59,661 Do not jest about death, Landek. 400 00:38:00,881 --> 00:38:03,484 In my kingdom you don't joke about it. 401 00:38:41,648 --> 00:38:43,926 - Hear the king making love. - Lucky him. 402 00:38:43,999 --> 00:38:47,966 - Stop, stop, the king is sick. - The king has a toothache! 403 00:38:48,087 --> 00:38:51,040 - Halt! - Get here the tooth-puller! 404 00:38:56,217 --> 00:38:57,603 The barber-surgeon! 405 00:38:57,676 --> 00:39:01,428 What is it, majesty? Now, don't be afraid. 406 00:39:01,721 --> 00:39:04,295 Now I'll tear it off and you won't feel anything. 407 00:39:04,368 --> 00:39:07,324 No, you hurt me more than the pain I already have. 408 00:39:07,397 --> 00:39:09,930 No, nothing, nothing, nothing. 409 00:39:10,041 --> 00:39:13,022 - I swear on Aesculapius. - Come here, you. - Coming. 410 00:39:13,094 --> 00:39:16,371 - We'll see. Would you give an arm for your king? - With joy. 411 00:39:16,444 --> 00:39:19,545 I've good news for you: keep your arm, I just need a tooth. 412 00:39:19,618 --> 00:39:22,225 Come on, pull it off him, so I see if it hurts. 413 00:39:22,298 --> 00:39:25,289 - Yes, majesty. - No, no, no! 414 00:39:25,445 --> 00:39:27,783 - No! - Open your mouth! 415 00:39:28,019 --> 00:39:29,134 No! 416 00:39:30,059 --> 00:39:31,822 Stop him, stop him! 417 00:39:32,336 --> 00:39:34,265 - Hold him still. - Turn him around. 418 00:39:34,398 --> 00:39:36,443 - Stand still. - No. 419 00:39:41,386 --> 00:39:43,502 Quiet... Done! 420 00:39:48,823 --> 00:39:51,505 See, your majesty? He didn't feel anything. 421 00:39:52,776 --> 00:39:55,840 Yes, but I heard, though. Thanks, you may go. 422 00:39:56,046 --> 00:39:57,994 Come on, guys, let's go! 423 00:39:58,323 --> 00:40:03,317 You know my toothache's gone? It's really true that one pain drives out another. 424 00:40:06,850 --> 00:40:08,730 - Come on, go! - Push! 425 00:40:16,360 --> 00:40:18,856 - Come on, go! - Come on, push! 426 00:40:21,489 --> 00:40:22,722 Easy... 427 00:40:28,079 --> 00:40:29,391 Put me down. 428 00:40:30,159 --> 00:40:31,483 You see? 429 00:40:33,159 --> 00:40:37,483 - We're bogged down. - A lot of trouble. - What do we do? - Sire! 430 00:40:37,746 --> 00:40:40,770 It won't be easy to get untangled. We're stuck. 431 00:40:40,972 --> 00:40:43,586 I think it'll be very tough to cross the Alps. 432 00:40:43,659 --> 00:40:46,748 - So, you have any suggestions? - I've an idea, majesty. 433 00:40:46,821 --> 00:40:50,247 - Just one? - It's urgent to warn the Holy Father. 434 00:40:50,320 --> 00:40:52,790 I propose to precede you and inform him. 435 00:40:52,878 --> 00:40:55,790 Yes, it's a good idea. So I'll get rid of him. 436 00:40:55,863 --> 00:40:59,780 - Give him a good horse. - Yes. - But not mine, beware. - Well. 437 00:41:00,779 --> 00:41:02,447 Yes, that one is fine. 438 00:41:07,537 --> 00:41:09,379 Don't stop along the way. 439 00:41:09,452 --> 00:41:13,501 - Tell the Pope I'll be in Rome at the latest... - At the earliest, you mean! 440 00:41:13,574 --> 00:41:15,804 No, at the latest in a month. 441 00:41:16,329 --> 00:41:18,351 He never understands me. 442 00:41:19,518 --> 00:41:21,810 And don't tire my horse, eh? 443 00:41:30,193 --> 00:41:32,239 Oh, Holiness! 444 00:41:34,198 --> 00:41:35,315 Holiness! 445 00:41:36,619 --> 00:41:37,980 He came down! 446 00:41:38,812 --> 00:41:41,657 He came down! You have it on your head. 447 00:41:41,840 --> 00:41:44,996 Look, Holy Father, the Holy Spirit. 448 00:41:45,300 --> 00:41:46,713 There it is. 449 00:41:47,872 --> 00:41:51,905 Cornelius, I wear out my tongue repeating you that the Holy Spirit... 450 00:41:52,038 --> 00:41:56,130 is the third person of the Trinity who proceeds from father to son. 451 00:41:57,047 --> 00:42:00,288 I don't believe my modest person is worthy of it. 452 00:42:00,728 --> 00:42:04,668 You don't need to be St. Augustine to understand that, clear? 453 00:42:04,866 --> 00:42:06,486 Yes, Holy Father. 454 00:42:10,866 --> 00:42:15,052 As you can see, it's true that the Holy Spirit is represented by a dove... 455 00:42:15,219 --> 00:42:18,162 but not all doves are the Holy Spirit. 456 00:42:18,318 --> 00:42:19,806 Your Holiness, sorry. 457 00:42:25,377 --> 00:42:27,566 A messenger of the king of the Franks... 458 00:42:27,639 --> 00:42:31,045 humbly begs Your Holiness to be received in first hearing. 459 00:42:31,118 --> 00:42:35,808 - Who is he? - It's a monk, and states that it is of utmost importance. 460 00:42:37,389 --> 00:42:39,965 Well, let him be taken to the library. 461 00:43:03,299 --> 00:43:06,088 My poor brother, but you are sleeping. 462 00:43:07,586 --> 00:43:09,064 I sleep? No. 463 00:43:10,188 --> 00:43:13,605 - Who is it? - I, your Pope. 464 00:43:14,561 --> 00:43:15,760 My Pope... 465 00:43:17,077 --> 00:43:18,653 Wake up, brother. 466 00:43:19,319 --> 00:43:22,551 It's difficult to converse with someone who sleeps. 467 00:43:23,291 --> 00:43:25,377 - Holy Father... - Yes? 468 00:43:25,530 --> 00:43:26,969 But it's you! 469 00:43:27,836 --> 00:43:30,970 Forgive me! Forgive me, venerable Holy Father. 470 00:43:31,175 --> 00:43:34,181 I did not realize I was in your presence. 471 00:43:36,668 --> 00:43:40,474 They told me you're the bearer of a message from the king of the Franks. 472 00:43:41,632 --> 00:43:43,871 You bear reply to my letters? 473 00:43:49,616 --> 00:43:52,399 What is it? Do you have any impediment? 474 00:43:52,938 --> 00:43:56,398 I am stuck, Holy Father, unable to get up. 475 00:43:56,782 --> 00:43:58,607 Eleven days upon a horse. 476 00:43:58,813 --> 00:44:02,386 And a whole night underneath, when he tumbled over me. 477 00:44:04,646 --> 00:44:08,347 No, stay where you are, do not move, stay. 478 00:44:09,324 --> 00:44:12,405 But communicate the message. So then? 479 00:44:13,275 --> 00:44:18,181 Most Holy Father, Dagobert I, king of the Franks, is on his way to Rome... 480 00:44:18,337 --> 00:44:22,585 and sooner or later he will be here, before you, to confirm his devo... 481 00:44:22,801 --> 00:44:26,659 - His devo... - That's not why I took the burden to write to him. 482 00:44:27,270 --> 00:44:28,687 And to... 483 00:44:28,974 --> 00:44:34,924 And to be forgiven for the mortal sins tormenting his soul like the fires of hell. 484 00:44:35,228 --> 00:44:36,590 What sins? 485 00:44:37,194 --> 00:44:42,330 Enunciate all the mortal and venial sins that the king of the Franks committed. 486 00:44:42,624 --> 00:44:45,648 Venial, very few, mortal ones, all. 487 00:44:46,441 --> 00:44:48,066 And even some more. 488 00:44:50,785 --> 00:44:52,454 I have the list here. 489 00:44:54,858 --> 00:44:56,238 Here it is. 490 00:45:16,164 --> 00:45:17,369 There. 491 00:45:20,052 --> 00:45:23,234 Supreme Shepherd, I understand your indignation. 492 00:45:23,537 --> 00:45:25,447 Indeed, better, I share it... 493 00:45:25,520 --> 00:45:27,963 but I implore your holy patience. 494 00:45:28,148 --> 00:45:32,000 Do meet the king, and look for what's good in him. 495 00:45:32,284 --> 00:45:33,519 Vain research. 496 00:45:33,592 --> 00:45:37,835 Punish him, if you will, for... for what is evil in him... 497 00:45:38,115 --> 00:45:43,597 but my duty... my duty is to implore you to understand that the king is a believer... 498 00:45:44,035 --> 00:45:45,475 and faithful... 499 00:45:45,935 --> 00:45:48,330 faithful servant of the Church. 500 00:45:56,689 --> 00:46:00,597 Our Lord who art in Heaven, take care of Dagobert's soul... 501 00:46:00,874 --> 00:46:04,976 king of the Franks, who much has to be forgiven for his sins. 502 00:46:15,974 --> 00:46:17,228 Great God! 503 00:46:17,580 --> 00:46:19,753 I levitate. I'm levitating! 504 00:46:21,515 --> 00:46:26,289 What are you doing? What are you doing? Soldiers! Let go of me! 505 00:46:27,027 --> 00:46:30,082 What are you doing? What are you doing? 506 00:46:53,403 --> 00:46:57,030 Take it. Go on, take all that I have, son. 507 00:46:57,829 --> 00:47:00,904 - I only hope that what they gave you... - Down! 508 00:47:01,178 --> 00:47:04,829 ...to strip me of it is worth more. - Get ready to die. 509 00:47:05,505 --> 00:47:08,937 Lord, forgive them because they don't know what they're doing. 510 00:47:09,084 --> 00:47:13,234 - Wait, sorry, why do you say we don't know what we're doing? - You know it? 511 00:47:13,397 --> 00:47:16,115 - We have to cut off your head. - I understood that. 512 00:47:16,188 --> 00:47:17,475 But why? 513 00:47:17,720 --> 00:47:20,522 - Yeah, why? - But why you ask why? 514 00:47:20,595 --> 00:47:23,234 - Because he's the Pope. - For me he's just a man. 515 00:47:23,307 --> 00:47:27,260 - But you know why you do it? - I know. They paid me for it. 516 00:47:27,333 --> 00:47:29,698 But you do this just because they pay you? 517 00:47:29,771 --> 00:47:33,525 Enough! I know I was ordered to kill him and I'll kill him! 518 00:47:43,407 --> 00:47:45,823 Let's go. May God welcome his soul. 519 00:47:46,090 --> 00:47:49,307 Come, Sanctity, I will hide you in a safe place. 520 00:48:12,766 --> 00:48:14,435 What did they find? 521 00:48:16,766 --> 00:48:18,435 Inform then king! 522 00:48:24,681 --> 00:48:27,239 - Give it here. - What is it? 523 00:48:27,312 --> 00:48:31,117 - It looks like a lyophant's tooth. - Are there any leophants here? 524 00:48:31,190 --> 00:48:34,151 - We're on the Little St. Bernard, your majesty. - So? 525 00:48:34,224 --> 00:48:37,904 You are passing where another great leader of the past passed. 526 00:48:37,977 --> 00:48:40,817 And who's he? - A... - A... 527 00:48:40,890 --> 00:48:43,078 - Archimedes. - No. - A... 528 00:48:43,151 --> 00:48:44,948 Aristotle. 529 00:48:45,021 --> 00:48:48,023 Annibal! Annibal! It's Annibal (Hannibal). Let's go. 530 00:48:48,510 --> 00:48:52,368 I'll make of it a gift to the Pope, who is a friend of animals. 531 00:48:57,305 --> 00:48:58,929 The king is here! 532 00:48:59,320 --> 00:49:01,873 Here comes Dagobert, the king of the Franks! 533 00:49:01,946 --> 00:49:04,653 The king of the Franks. Let's go see. Run! 534 00:49:04,726 --> 00:49:06,594 Hello, Roman people! 535 00:49:09,464 --> 00:49:12,705 Don't overdo with those coins, don't overdo. 536 00:49:12,834 --> 00:49:14,981 - Long live the king! - Who is that? 537 00:49:15,054 --> 00:49:16,334 Dunno! 538 00:49:22,065 --> 00:49:23,368 Hello, monk. 539 00:49:24,013 --> 00:49:26,276 - Your majesty. - Your majesty. - Ave. - Ave. 540 00:49:26,648 --> 00:49:27,998 Ave, Caesar. 541 00:49:31,240 --> 00:49:34,519 - You're strong. - Majesty, I kiss your hand. 542 00:49:35,358 --> 00:49:38,719 - Majesty... - What are you mumbling? Speak out. 543 00:49:38,792 --> 00:49:42,722 The Pope is scandalized by your whims, he's furious, he threatens with hell. 544 00:49:42,918 --> 00:49:45,318 Good thing I sent you ahead. Nice result! 545 00:49:45,391 --> 00:49:49,204 Be prudent, humble, serious, servile and prone to repentance. 546 00:49:49,277 --> 00:49:52,414 - Everything at once? - You owe it. By this way. The key! 547 00:49:52,487 --> 00:49:55,628 The symbolic key to the city gate. The key... 548 00:49:56,069 --> 00:49:58,832 - Where's the hole? - Ah, here it is. - Yes. 549 00:50:02,229 --> 00:50:04,971 Further down. No, no, more inside. 550 00:50:05,044 --> 00:50:06,543 Is that its key? 551 00:50:06,616 --> 00:50:08,761 Turn, push. Again. 552 00:50:09,049 --> 00:50:12,419 All right, you do it! Let's see how you do. Go. 553 00:50:13,212 --> 00:50:16,617 - You're good, eh? You know it all, eh? - Forgive me. 554 00:50:17,037 --> 00:50:18,656 Now, to the right. 555 00:50:26,285 --> 00:50:28,482 Of course you had to fall over me! 556 00:50:48,686 --> 00:50:53,591 Majesty, I am Cardinal Basilius. The Pope is there. 557 00:50:58,607 --> 00:51:01,446 - Dagobert! - Yes, all right, I understood! 558 00:51:07,775 --> 00:51:12,030 Forgive my blunder, Holiness, but if the cowl doesn't make a monk... 559 00:51:12,286 --> 00:51:14,377 even less it makes a Pope. 560 00:51:15,704 --> 00:51:18,780 Forgive this which is the smallest of my faults. 561 00:51:18,877 --> 00:51:21,266 Do not worry for so little, son. 562 00:51:21,800 --> 00:51:26,980 Great is our enjoyment in receiving the most powerful of Christian kings. 563 00:51:27,419 --> 00:51:30,428 I don't know if the most powerful, but certainly the most devoted. 564 00:51:30,536 --> 00:51:34,394 I lay my crown at your feet, in the service of the Holy Church... 565 00:51:35,484 --> 00:51:37,775 and I declare to this assembly... 566 00:51:38,323 --> 00:51:41,642 so that all may know it, and no one ignore it... 567 00:51:42,372 --> 00:51:45,276 that we are now the soldiers of Christ. 568 00:51:45,761 --> 00:51:47,240 Only yesterday... 569 00:51:48,669 --> 00:51:50,304 we were barbarians. 570 00:51:51,727 --> 00:51:55,447 Tomorrow we will be seated at the common table of refinements... 571 00:51:55,520 --> 00:51:57,630 of spirit and good manners. 572 00:51:58,091 --> 00:52:00,822 Today we are what we are. 573 00:52:02,047 --> 00:52:04,291 Unpredictable, rough, wild. 574 00:52:04,816 --> 00:52:08,561 Our nature is still cluttered with pagan usages... 575 00:52:09,070 --> 00:52:10,968 with primitive habits... 576 00:52:11,468 --> 00:52:14,155 sometimes fierce, sometimes orgiastic... 577 00:52:14,814 --> 00:52:17,325 where the females and their asses... 578 00:52:17,811 --> 00:52:20,535 not to mention their other appurtenances... 579 00:52:20,725 --> 00:52:23,046 in short, all the stuff you know... 580 00:52:23,196 --> 00:52:25,214 are of enormous importance. 581 00:52:25,471 --> 00:52:26,623 Dagobert! 582 00:52:26,906 --> 00:52:30,191 Do not forget that you are in the house of the Lord. 583 00:52:33,991 --> 00:52:38,053 I ask forgiveness, Holy Father, for what I just finished saying. 584 00:52:38,425 --> 00:52:41,788 Not finished! I guess you'll have more to tell me tomorrow. 585 00:52:41,904 --> 00:52:45,901 For today you already said a lot. Then, Dagobert, I think you're tired. 586 00:52:45,974 --> 00:52:48,937 I already prepared for housing you and your retinue. 587 00:52:49,010 --> 00:52:52,190 - Do you have any other desire? - I have two, yes. 588 00:52:52,652 --> 00:52:54,581 Do you want to take a bath? 589 00:52:55,725 --> 00:52:57,820 No, I took it before leaving. 590 00:52:58,192 --> 00:53:01,287 But I would like to pray on the tomb of Simon Peter... 591 00:53:01,423 --> 00:53:05,757 the most glorious martyr and best example for kings and their subjects. 592 00:53:06,079 --> 00:53:08,542 Granted. The other wish? 593 00:53:09,050 --> 00:53:11,935 And then I'd like to give you a small gift. 594 00:53:12,164 --> 00:53:14,041 It will always be welcome. 595 00:53:17,915 --> 00:53:19,158 Gontrano. 596 00:53:20,929 --> 00:53:22,364 Yes, your majesty. 597 00:53:24,092 --> 00:53:26,757 But where were you? Give me that bone. 598 00:53:30,844 --> 00:53:33,272 Well, I'll be! Nice great bone! 599 00:53:33,752 --> 00:53:36,915 Who knows what a broth! Thank you. 600 00:53:37,502 --> 00:53:41,518 It's a Ieophant tooth of the great Hannibal who invaded Italy. 601 00:53:41,920 --> 00:53:45,437 And when did it happen? Nothing was said to me. 602 00:53:45,592 --> 00:53:48,616 I should think so! It has been eight centuries. 603 00:53:50,789 --> 00:53:55,226 Oh, yes, nice big tooth, really. Thank you, son. 604 00:53:55,758 --> 00:53:58,109 Rutilius. 605 00:53:58,285 --> 00:53:59,901 Take this tooth away. 606 00:54:19,126 --> 00:54:20,428 That's it. Finished. 607 00:54:24,372 --> 00:54:25,997 I can't believe it. 608 00:54:26,399 --> 00:54:28,488 It's not the Pope I've known. 609 00:54:28,762 --> 00:54:32,150 You're always pessimistic. What friar are you? 610 00:54:32,730 --> 00:54:37,340 Remember? You put my heart and tripe in turmoil. The Pope this, the Pope that. 611 00:54:37,413 --> 00:54:40,629 - I thought I'd find a hyena, and here's a sheep. - Unbelievable. 612 00:54:40,702 --> 00:54:42,366 It all looks fishy. 613 00:54:43,442 --> 00:54:45,527 You're sick, old man. Come on. 614 00:54:53,718 --> 00:54:57,633 Here you go, mistress. With this, the donkey gave all her milk. 615 00:54:58,806 --> 00:55:01,751 Please, Aco, move the curtains. 616 00:55:03,423 --> 00:55:04,686 Bello! 617 00:55:09,578 --> 00:55:11,762 Yes, you're so beautiful. 618 00:55:14,072 --> 00:55:16,001 Give me a kiss, turtledove. 619 00:55:16,442 --> 00:55:18,949 - How sweet you are. - Princess. 620 00:55:19,193 --> 00:55:22,243 - He's come, he's here! - You saw him? How is he? 621 00:55:22,379 --> 00:55:23,607 Look. 622 00:55:28,268 --> 00:55:32,217 - Is he so ugly? - On the coin he looks even better, princess. 623 00:55:34,592 --> 00:55:35,831 Aco. 624 00:56:03,410 --> 00:56:07,998 Holiness, I remind you of what you promised me: to speak to me in secret. 625 00:56:08,202 --> 00:56:10,611 And where better than a crypt? 626 00:56:11,587 --> 00:56:13,113 Leave us alone. 627 00:56:17,974 --> 00:56:20,933 - What do you do here? - I could be useful to you. 628 00:56:21,089 --> 00:56:24,193 I know more about you than you do yourself. 629 00:56:24,426 --> 00:56:28,902 You'd better forget it, or this grave can become yours too. Go on, scram! 630 00:56:29,268 --> 00:56:31,430 And don't make all that scene! 631 00:56:37,308 --> 00:56:40,877 I have a weight on my conscience, please, confess me. 632 00:56:41,148 --> 00:56:44,859 I know your sins. A nice catalog, no doubt about it! 633 00:56:46,947 --> 00:56:52,068 But there is much spare forgiveness, for a great Christian king as you... 634 00:56:52,856 --> 00:56:55,601 because the Church needs men like you... 635 00:56:55,965 --> 00:57:00,605 and like the Emperor of Byzantium, who protect her from her enemies, like... 636 00:57:00,791 --> 00:57:06,206 Africans, Persians, Jews, Berbers, Gypsies and Mamluks. 637 00:57:06,797 --> 00:57:10,614 By busting their as... making them pay the penalty. 638 00:57:11,912 --> 00:57:16,827 Supreme Shepherd, I am with you and the Church as my people with me. 639 00:57:17,286 --> 00:57:19,225 Give me the absolution. 640 00:57:19,862 --> 00:57:23,103 Then bend your head and recollect yourself in prayer. 641 00:57:29,504 --> 00:57:31,492 I... I... 642 00:57:36,524 --> 00:57:41,601 I absolve you in the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit. Amen. 643 00:57:42,315 --> 00:57:43,910 Go, the mass is over. 644 00:57:45,313 --> 00:57:48,247 I have big plans in mind for you, son. 645 00:57:50,065 --> 00:57:52,992 - Do you love hunting? - Yes, after another thing. 646 00:57:53,065 --> 00:57:57,836 I've already arranged for tomorrow a big boar hunt on the other side of the Tiber. 647 00:57:57,909 --> 00:58:00,759 Hectic days await you, king of the Franks. 648 00:58:04,583 --> 00:58:08,336 I can't believe it. With me the Holy Father expressed intentions... 649 00:58:08,409 --> 00:58:10,711 that would make the Archangel Michael tremble. 650 00:58:10,784 --> 00:58:15,348 - Now, hearing you, he seems another Pope. - He must have changed his mind after seeing me. 651 00:58:15,421 --> 00:58:18,823 Dimwit, the Pope is much more enlightened than a monk. 652 00:58:19,099 --> 00:58:20,152 Sure, your majesty. 653 00:58:20,225 --> 00:58:24,494 The Pope's power is everywhere: under, over, and with him. 654 00:58:24,701 --> 00:58:27,609 Yes, or rather, the end justifies the means. 655 00:58:27,932 --> 00:58:31,680 Landek, take the note that I said it: "the end justifies the means." 656 00:58:36,706 --> 00:58:38,654 Let's get this boar! 657 01:00:08,657 --> 01:00:11,379 But it's the Virgin Mary! 658 01:00:12,164 --> 01:00:15,344 Who are you to enter the dwellings of others? 659 01:00:15,456 --> 01:00:17,176 Are you perhaps a king? 660 01:00:17,466 --> 01:00:21,627 Well... Actually, I'm Dagobert, king of the Franks... 661 01:00:22,213 --> 01:00:25,408 but this is not the reason for my tumultuous arrival. 662 01:00:25,481 --> 01:00:29,599 - I chased a boar with my people and it slipped in here. - Majesty... 663 01:00:29,844 --> 01:00:33,285 I will never allow that blood be spilled in my house. 664 01:00:33,600 --> 01:00:38,212 That poor beast has sought refuge here, and will have it. That is my will. 665 01:00:40,196 --> 01:00:44,209 Well... What woman wants, God wants... and the king as well. 666 01:00:45,575 --> 01:00:46,818 Am I right? 667 01:00:47,053 --> 01:00:50,170 Well, then we'll withdraw to not disturb you... 668 01:00:50,243 --> 01:00:53,874 but I hope to come back to you soon to see you again. 669 01:00:53,947 --> 01:00:55,905 Come on, forward backwards. 670 01:01:00,047 --> 01:01:02,047 Bye, beautiful. I'll be back. 671 01:01:10,151 --> 01:01:11,404 Aco! 672 01:01:11,562 --> 01:01:15,524 When the day comes, prepare five-herbs marinated wild boar. 673 01:01:15,797 --> 01:01:17,873 Yes, princess. 674 01:01:29,405 --> 01:01:31,550 Very good... very good. 675 01:01:40,405 --> 01:01:41,550 Come in. 676 01:01:42,647 --> 01:01:43,798 Holy Father... 677 01:01:43,871 --> 01:01:48,189 we have here the illustrious Dagobert, Rex Francorum, in person. 678 01:01:48,914 --> 01:01:52,703 - Cornelius, quit stuttering and stalling, let him enter. - Yes. 679 01:01:54,587 --> 01:01:57,523 His majesty Dagobert I, king of the Franks. 680 01:02:07,181 --> 01:02:10,187 Happy to see you, son. Had a good hunting? 681 01:02:10,358 --> 01:02:13,867 Well, I'm afraid, Holiness, that I myself was the game. 682 01:02:14,150 --> 01:02:16,797 A dart pierced my heart. 683 01:02:17,433 --> 01:02:20,373 - I saw the Virgin Mary. - You don't say! 684 01:02:20,771 --> 01:02:22,759 I spoke to her, and she answered. 685 01:02:22,832 --> 01:02:25,722 It's a miracle! I will convene a council. 686 01:02:27,063 --> 01:02:30,116 - Your Holiness, please forgive me. - You are welcome. 687 01:02:30,459 --> 01:02:33,427 My exaltation has perhaps misled you. 688 01:02:33,613 --> 01:02:37,661 It is, actually, my personal interpretation of the Virgin. 689 01:02:39,291 --> 01:02:41,935 In truth I met a woman... 690 01:02:42,709 --> 01:02:45,676 of a beauty... of a beauty, how to say... 691 01:02:46,012 --> 01:02:49,914 extraordinary! Such as to make the daylight fade, you understand? 692 01:02:49,987 --> 01:02:53,201 A dream female I'd like to have by my side. 693 01:02:54,323 --> 01:02:55,483 So what? 694 01:02:55,702 --> 01:02:58,380 Well, you can do anything, and maybe... 695 01:02:59,259 --> 01:03:00,575 Dagobert... 696 01:03:01,103 --> 01:03:06,452 You ask the Holy Father to help you get an extra concubine? Are you kidding? 697 01:03:06,525 --> 01:03:09,028 But just one, in place of the others. 698 01:03:09,153 --> 01:03:11,887 Dagobert, stop with this lustful filth! 699 01:03:12,324 --> 01:03:15,603 - As I told you, I've other plans for you. - But Holiness! 700 01:03:15,676 --> 01:03:17,561 Please, do not insist! 701 01:03:19,699 --> 01:03:23,164 - You know who sent me this message of primary importance? - No. 702 01:03:23,237 --> 01:03:25,973 - The emperor of Byzantium. - Heraclius? 703 01:03:26,101 --> 01:03:27,185 Him. 704 01:03:27,258 --> 01:03:30,106 After confirming his loyalty to my person... 705 01:03:30,281 --> 01:03:34,041 and, learned the good news of your journey to the sacred throne... 706 01:03:34,835 --> 01:03:37,003 - Are you listening? - Yes, yes... 707 01:03:37,346 --> 01:03:41,263 Heraclius the Great declares his deference to the king of the Franks... 708 01:03:41,336 --> 01:03:45,577 assures him his devotion, and his hope to see... er... 709 01:03:45,916 --> 01:03:50,808 to see unity of intents and alliances cemented thanks to a solemn marriage... 710 01:03:51,129 --> 01:03:54,712 between the daughter of Heraclius and Dagobert himself. 711 01:03:55,515 --> 01:03:56,627 But... 712 01:03:56,754 --> 01:04:00,050 Your Holiness, Dagobert himself is already married. 713 01:04:00,324 --> 01:04:03,859 Ah, yes? But even a king can become a widower. 714 01:04:03,932 --> 01:04:07,443 And then, you know Heraclius' daughter, Princess Héméré? 715 01:04:07,516 --> 01:04:11,134 No. With all the respect I owe you, I don't see how... 716 01:04:11,207 --> 01:04:14,890 So then, see before you talk, and don't abuse my patience. 717 01:04:27,374 --> 01:04:28,705 She's not bad. 718 01:04:30,801 --> 01:04:33,130 Princess Héméré of Byzantium. 719 01:04:57,963 --> 01:05:01,306 How's that? Our Lady and the Princess of Byzantium... 720 01:05:01,661 --> 01:05:03,286 are the same person? 721 01:05:04,025 --> 01:05:05,249 Miracle! 722 01:05:11,813 --> 01:05:15,239 My lady, allow me to kiss your shoes... 723 01:05:15,632 --> 01:05:18,180 for I dare not kiss your feet. 724 01:05:39,667 --> 01:05:42,350 Fly! Fly to Byzantium, fly. 725 01:05:43,868 --> 01:05:46,006 This way. Beware of the bishop! 726 01:05:46,202 --> 01:05:48,801 Very good, well done. Don't drop it! 727 01:05:49,956 --> 01:05:51,645 Here, come this way. 728 01:05:53,622 --> 01:05:56,790 Good, here. Lay it down. 729 01:05:57,325 --> 01:06:00,958 Here you go. The boar has arrived. 730 01:06:16,329 --> 01:06:17,660 Oh, well... 731 01:06:21,887 --> 01:06:26,418 - What is that, snake? - Oh no! They are eels from Lake Bolsena. 732 01:06:26,662 --> 01:06:29,174 It's a recipe of mine, a real delicacy. 733 01:06:29,542 --> 01:06:34,349 You make them drown alive in Vernaccia wine, and then you roast them. 734 01:06:34,555 --> 01:06:37,231 Eels? You'd ever thought they were eels? 735 01:06:37,387 --> 01:06:39,785 - Don't you know eels, majesty? - No. 736 01:06:40,688 --> 01:06:44,013 You, I'd recognize you in a thousand, even if I were blind. 737 01:06:44,086 --> 01:06:46,824 - And how would you do? - By the taste. 738 01:06:47,656 --> 01:06:50,529 - I do not like vulgarity. - Oh, forgive me. 739 01:06:50,901 --> 01:06:52,595 Then, by the smell. 740 01:06:53,194 --> 01:06:56,684 You have a scent that I'd recognize even in a dunghill. 741 01:06:56,918 --> 01:06:58,534 What a nice madrigal! 742 01:06:58,665 --> 01:07:01,305 I meant that your perfume is so delicate... 743 01:07:01,378 --> 01:07:04,587 that I would never confuse them with another smell. 744 01:07:05,378 --> 01:07:06,987 Because I'm master in smells. 745 01:07:07,294 --> 01:07:08,986 For example, horses. 746 01:07:09,212 --> 01:07:12,922 I live among the horses that, you know, as for stinking... 747 01:07:16,654 --> 01:07:21,216 Especially mine, that vents from everywhere like a bagpipe! 748 01:07:29,180 --> 01:07:31,823 - What a swine! - He'll pay for this! 749 01:07:37,300 --> 01:07:39,522 Excuse me, it was just a joke. 750 01:07:39,654 --> 01:07:43,377 You're pale like wax, monk. Why don't you honor our table? 751 01:07:43,590 --> 01:07:47,219 - I am in penitence, Holy Father. - I exempt you. Eat. 752 01:07:47,494 --> 01:07:50,716 I like this Pope, he seems a Pope as I a virgin. 753 01:07:51,188 --> 01:07:55,170 - But why do you do penance, Otarius? - To punish me for evil thoughts. 754 01:07:55,322 --> 01:07:57,502 You'll have a lot to fast, then! 755 01:07:57,575 --> 01:08:00,959 So he'll starve to death and no longer be in my way! 756 01:08:02,218 --> 01:08:03,854 - Dagobert. - Yes? 757 01:08:04,108 --> 01:08:07,123 Let's enjoy the papacy, for it's God legacy. 758 01:08:07,475 --> 01:08:08,630 Yeah. 759 01:08:31,031 --> 01:08:32,480 Hey, Holiness. 760 01:08:34,031 --> 01:08:39,480 No, you shouldn't look. The serpent is a sin! 761 01:09:27,924 --> 01:09:29,951 I'd like to see you later. 762 01:10:28,579 --> 01:10:30,693 You, majesty? Why are you here? 763 01:10:30,766 --> 01:10:32,586 Well, I'm here... 764 01:10:33,068 --> 01:10:34,777 Why didn't you stay with the others? 765 01:10:34,850 --> 01:10:37,627 I'm not interested in the others but in you, Héméré. 766 01:10:37,700 --> 01:10:41,943 - At this hour? - This hour, an hour ago, in an hour, at any time... 767 01:10:42,795 --> 01:10:45,695 Love throbs whenever it wants. Come on! 768 01:10:45,960 --> 01:10:49,018 - Hop, come here! - Should I scream? 769 01:10:49,747 --> 01:10:53,522 Shall I have my servants throw you out like a thief or a drunk? Out! 770 01:10:53,595 --> 01:10:56,353 Like a drunk perhaps, but not like a thief. 771 01:10:56,426 --> 01:10:59,490 - I just want what is owed me. - What is owed you!? 772 01:10:59,563 --> 01:11:03,368 - The wine brought you out of your wits, majesty. - You hurt me! 773 01:11:03,494 --> 01:11:06,533 What? First you tease, you wink at me... 774 01:11:06,606 --> 01:11:11,056 and then you repel me like a boor, like the last of the dish-lickers? 775 01:11:11,129 --> 01:11:14,740 - But I am a king, I am the king. - Dear Dagobert, if you are king... 776 01:11:14,813 --> 01:11:16,848 I am maiden. - Better! 777 01:11:16,921 --> 01:11:21,984 So you will have what you want from me only if and when I marry you. 778 01:11:22,219 --> 01:11:24,218 - Not sooner. - Nevermind. 779 01:11:26,778 --> 01:11:27,934 Clear? 780 01:11:28,670 --> 01:11:30,513 But I'll marry you! 781 01:12:17,719 --> 01:12:20,314 You told me to join you, I suppose... 782 01:12:20,814 --> 01:12:22,291 to confess you. 783 01:12:22,979 --> 01:12:26,260 - And what about? - That's up to you to tell me. 784 01:12:28,938 --> 01:12:30,658 Put your soul bare. 785 01:12:31,410 --> 01:12:33,495 Well, usually, at night... 786 01:12:34,152 --> 01:12:36,365 it is my body that I put bare. 787 01:12:37,803 --> 01:12:40,697 What are you doing? What do you do? 788 01:12:41,420 --> 01:12:43,926 All right, I'll wait for you to leave. 789 01:12:44,067 --> 01:12:45,640 What now, you stop? 790 01:12:45,830 --> 01:12:49,201 But no, but ... Go on, keep going, you must bare yourself! 791 01:12:49,314 --> 01:12:52,543 Come on, slut, strip! You know I saw you on the tree? 792 01:12:52,925 --> 01:12:56,154 I saw you, lusty girl, with these very eyes! 793 01:12:56,227 --> 01:12:58,527 What did you see, you old crow? 794 01:12:58,733 --> 01:13:02,120 I saw your burning flesh of bitch in heat. 795 01:13:02,356 --> 01:13:07,308 I saw you, you and the king! And he, the swine, how obscene! No! 796 01:13:07,583 --> 01:13:10,830 Be still. I saw the two of you. And I even heard: 797 01:13:10,903 --> 01:13:15,374 the screams, the moans, the bellowings of beasts into ecstasy! 798 01:13:15,447 --> 01:13:17,741 Calm down, friar, calm down. 799 01:13:18,279 --> 01:13:22,722 But you're burning, your blood is to a boil! But I know a remedy. 800 01:13:23,165 --> 01:13:25,368 - You know which remedy? - Which? 801 01:13:25,554 --> 01:13:27,482 - Let's make Love. - Love? 802 01:13:28,229 --> 01:13:29,468 Vade Retro! 803 01:13:29,541 --> 01:13:31,720 Evil woman! Stand back, Satan! 804 01:13:31,793 --> 01:13:34,221 Yes, let's make love as with the king on the tree. 805 01:13:34,294 --> 01:13:38,728 - That little king who hates you, despises you, mocks you. - Yes, let's do it! 806 01:13:38,801 --> 01:13:42,076 - Yes! - Like the king! On the tree! 807 01:13:42,811 --> 01:13:45,935 - Come, let's do it, let's do it. - Yes, love. 808 01:13:48,643 --> 01:13:52,938 Yes, like him, on the tree. Come, I want to, come. 809 01:13:54,129 --> 01:13:57,049 I'm better than him.. The king is ugly. 810 01:13:57,122 --> 01:13:59,625 - Oh, Yes! - I'm handsome. - He is ugly. 811 01:13:59,742 --> 01:14:03,098 - You're handsome, yes! - You're beautiful too, damn it. 812 01:14:03,171 --> 01:14:07,116 I'm damned! I'll end up in the flames of hell. 813 01:14:24,184 --> 01:14:26,191 - Who is it? - It's me. 814 01:14:26,905 --> 01:14:28,096 "Me" who? 815 01:14:28,169 --> 01:14:31,036 Come on, the king! Who else should it be? 816 01:14:31,830 --> 01:14:33,426 Open, Ragnetrude. 817 01:14:33,583 --> 01:14:34,943 I am Eglentina. 818 01:14:35,100 --> 01:14:38,435 And where is Ragnetrude? 819 01:14:43,075 --> 01:14:44,543 I'm sick, your majesty. 820 01:14:44,616 --> 01:14:48,921 Those horrible eels ruined me. I don't even have the strength to open. 821 01:14:49,542 --> 01:14:51,579 Let us sleep, your majesty. 822 01:14:59,280 --> 01:15:02,355 - Who is it? - One doesn't ask, one opens. 823 01:15:02,922 --> 01:15:04,350 Oh God, Dagobert! 824 01:15:08,397 --> 01:15:12,515 Not tonight, majesty. You've been very little regal with us tonight. 825 01:15:12,852 --> 01:15:15,282 Open, and I'll prove to you the opposite. 826 01:15:15,355 --> 01:15:19,266 Go to your Byzantine, she'll surely rid you of cravings. 827 01:15:19,814 --> 01:15:22,594 Careful, I'll make you pay for it! 828 01:15:22,898 --> 01:15:25,316 It's you who has to pay me for it. 829 01:15:25,615 --> 01:15:28,005 From tomorrow the bill is reopened. 830 01:15:28,631 --> 01:15:31,491 Open, I said, or I'll break the door down. 831 01:15:41,051 --> 01:15:42,973 Where did you end up? 832 01:15:45,972 --> 01:15:48,422 - Majesty... - What is it? 833 01:15:48,502 --> 01:15:51,693 Forgive my boldness, this way you will arouse the palace... 834 01:15:51,766 --> 01:15:53,643 his Holiness, the bishops. 835 01:15:55,074 --> 01:15:58,384 What do I care? You have any idea of what occurs to me? 836 01:15:58,457 --> 01:16:02,461 I have so many sluts and they leave me with my tongue hanging out. 837 01:16:02,667 --> 01:16:07,377 - Can I do something for you? - You, man? No, this never! 838 01:16:07,481 --> 01:16:12,415 Don't get me wrong. Would you like a woman, young and beautiful as there are few? 839 01:16:12,836 --> 01:16:15,096 - What virtues? - Easy. 840 01:16:15,256 --> 01:16:19,128 Great master of love jousts, she was 2 years in the harem of 3 caliphs... 841 01:16:19,201 --> 01:16:21,816 where she got the patents of oriental lust. 842 01:16:21,889 --> 01:16:25,516 Fallen in captivity and taken on a ship of Barbary pirates... 843 01:16:25,589 --> 01:16:29,661 she so weakened them that they shipwrecked on the beach of Centum Celle... 844 01:16:29,734 --> 01:16:32,654 and so she returned here, where she was born. 845 01:16:33,303 --> 01:16:36,985 Yes, I like it! And who is this famous slut? 846 01:16:37,219 --> 01:16:41,086 - My sister Lavinia, majesty. - Ah! Take me to her instantly. 847 01:16:41,460 --> 01:16:44,469 - And what does your mom do? - Eh, she retired. 848 01:16:44,582 --> 01:16:48,271 Lord, I humbly beg your forgiveness! 849 01:16:48,405 --> 01:16:52,969 That wicked woman made me fall into carnal sin... 850 01:16:53,174 --> 01:16:56,956 against my will. You've been witness, I gave in... 851 01:16:57,029 --> 01:17:01,871 I succumbed to the vertigo of his ardent and profound sex! 852 01:17:02,028 --> 01:17:06,175 Lord, help me! Hell is between her legs, help me! 853 01:17:06,890 --> 01:17:10,112 My God, help me! My God, help me... 854 01:17:10,601 --> 01:17:11,777 Help me. 855 01:17:12,315 --> 01:17:14,489 Otarius. Otarius! 856 01:17:18,239 --> 01:17:21,724 - Who's calling me? - It's me, here. Your conscience. 857 01:17:22,370 --> 01:17:24,132 On the wall. Look. 858 01:17:27,328 --> 01:17:29,659 My conscience. Is it possible? 859 01:17:30,510 --> 01:17:32,439 - Then it exists! - Sure. 860 01:17:32,645 --> 01:17:36,503 And who can it be if not me, Otarius, since I'm named like you? 861 01:17:36,611 --> 01:17:39,079 What are you doing? Why punish yourself? 862 01:17:39,152 --> 01:17:41,499 Weren't you enough all these years... 863 01:17:41,584 --> 01:17:44,608 serving a king who despises and humiliates you? 864 01:17:44,951 --> 01:17:49,079 It's true! Even that one said so a moment ago, you know? Chrodilde! 865 01:17:49,275 --> 01:17:51,733 I know! I heard, I was there too. 866 01:17:51,983 --> 01:17:55,426 So why didn't you stop that abominable union, eh? 867 01:17:55,499 --> 01:17:57,023 Why should I have? 868 01:17:57,185 --> 01:18:02,407 Years of penance, humiliation, mistreating, versus a few minutes of pleasure? 869 01:18:02,639 --> 01:18:05,199 And not only did I not prevent you, 870 01:18:05,513 --> 01:18:07,845 but it was I who well advised you... 871 01:18:07,918 --> 01:18:11,541 sending you to fornicate with the king's slut. - What? 872 01:18:11,661 --> 01:18:14,288 But then, what conscience would I be? 873 01:18:14,562 --> 01:18:18,588 Good or bad, I work in the shadows, I suggest... 874 01:18:19,116 --> 01:18:20,331 I direct. 875 01:18:20,836 --> 01:18:23,294 Why not talk to me like that before today? 876 01:18:23,367 --> 01:18:25,104 You weren't ready yet. 877 01:18:25,258 --> 01:18:28,421 Now it's time for you to become aware. 878 01:18:28,873 --> 01:18:33,685 Together, we will do a good job, in our interest, for our glory! 879 01:18:34,906 --> 01:18:35,973 Our glory. 880 01:18:36,046 --> 01:18:41,703 We are no less worthy than others of enjoying the exhilaration of power. 881 01:18:42,281 --> 01:18:46,119 And if you want it, we will call ourselves, perhaps... 882 01:18:46,991 --> 01:18:48,842 Otarius the Great. 883 01:18:49,841 --> 01:18:52,533 Otarius the Great! 884 01:18:54,257 --> 01:18:58,916 But stay quiet for now, resume your usual humble air. 885 01:18:59,827 --> 01:19:03,508 Yes, like that, good. Like that, good! 886 01:19:03,704 --> 01:19:05,662 Like that! Excellent! 887 01:19:06,043 --> 01:19:09,204 Even more humble... There, perfect. 888 01:19:09,772 --> 01:19:12,450 We will have them all in our power! 889 01:19:40,092 --> 01:19:41,610 Don't look at the mess. 890 01:19:42,895 --> 01:19:46,205 - It's not her? - No, no. - Good. 891 01:19:52,702 --> 01:19:54,761 You old pimp, there's already a customer. 892 01:19:55,434 --> 01:20:00,087 Excuse me, excuse me, Holy Father. It's... it's a bad joke. This... 893 01:20:00,241 --> 01:20:03,846 This man took advantage of my state of intoxication... 894 01:20:03,966 --> 01:20:05,855 I didn't want to disturb. 895 01:20:07,194 --> 01:20:10,929 Perhaps you are here for the same reason? 896 01:20:11,417 --> 01:20:14,648 - I understand men and give you precedence. - No. 897 01:20:15,488 --> 01:20:16,614 Come. 898 01:20:18,699 --> 01:20:22,070 You blasphemed again, Dagobert, but I excuse you. 899 01:20:22,301 --> 01:20:24,438 You mistook me for another one. 900 01:20:24,586 --> 01:20:26,275 But now, sit down... 901 01:20:26,681 --> 01:20:29,402 and listen... And you'll understand. 902 01:20:30,890 --> 01:20:34,649 He whom you know as Pope is an impostor. 903 01:20:34,924 --> 01:20:39,761 Abusing his resemblance to me, someone has placed him in my place. 904 01:20:40,638 --> 01:20:45,947 But Pope Onorius I is myself, the one and only descendant of St. Peter. 905 01:20:47,760 --> 01:20:50,686 Do you know Heraclius I of Byzantium? 906 01:20:51,190 --> 01:20:54,314 Yes, the emperor of Byzantium, the father of Héméré. 907 01:20:54,387 --> 01:20:58,017 Heraclius was about to be excommunicated for heresy. 908 01:20:58,560 --> 01:21:03,563 So he thought to get rid of the Pope who wanted to condemn him, that is me... 909 01:21:03,812 --> 01:21:06,555 and place one of his followers on the Sacred Throne.. 910 01:21:06,628 --> 01:21:10,752 a mediocre and unknown actor of Atellan farces, a certain Introchius. 911 01:21:10,909 --> 01:21:12,095 Introchius? 912 01:21:12,527 --> 01:21:14,899 Son of Introchia, from Acerra... 913 01:21:15,339 --> 01:21:19,994 to whom Bishop Basilius gave hasty papal lessons. 914 01:21:20,217 --> 01:21:21,285 No...! 915 01:21:21,703 --> 01:21:23,223 It's not possible! 916 01:21:23,472 --> 01:21:25,243 Majesty, forgive me. 917 01:21:25,497 --> 01:21:28,341 Do you remember how you met the princess? 918 01:21:29,000 --> 01:21:32,012 Well, yes... the wild boar, the hunt... 919 01:21:32,594 --> 01:21:35,873 The boar was forced to slip into the villa's garden. 920 01:21:35,946 --> 01:21:38,392 I commanded the men who led it there. 921 01:21:38,553 --> 01:21:41,456 Héméré partakes in his father's plot. 922 01:21:41,529 --> 01:21:46,001 He wants you to marry her, after, of course, eliminating Queen Nanthilde, 923 01:21:46,318 --> 01:21:47,509 your bride. 924 01:21:47,628 --> 01:21:52,639 - No! - If Héméré had given birth to a male child, they would have killed you. 925 01:21:53,160 --> 01:21:54,909 But that's incredible! 926 01:21:56,033 --> 01:22:00,649 And on the throne of France, a grandson of Heraclius... 927 01:22:01,047 --> 01:22:05,874 a direct and indirect emperor of an immense empire, would be seated. 928 01:22:07,530 --> 01:22:09,459 Heraclius will not pass! 929 01:22:09,762 --> 01:22:13,032 I will tell my soldiers: "Crush the scoundrel". 930 01:22:13,243 --> 01:22:15,719 And with him, all the enemies of God. 931 01:22:15,899 --> 01:22:18,138 I'm ready. I swear to you. 932 01:22:20,576 --> 01:22:21,701 Good! 933 01:22:21,927 --> 01:22:26,117 We will then establish how to eradicate the traitors of the Church. 934 01:22:26,528 --> 01:22:31,137 Sunday there will be the consecration of the new basilica of St. Agnes. 935 01:22:31,636 --> 01:22:33,435 That will be the chance. 936 01:22:34,137 --> 01:22:36,506 - Now go, I must pray. - Yes. 937 01:22:43,938 --> 01:22:45,098 Let's go. 938 01:22:49,706 --> 01:22:50,842 Lavinia. 939 01:22:55,179 --> 01:22:58,641 Lavinia, know that his majesty will sleep here tonight. 940 01:22:58,925 --> 01:23:01,740 - May I go? - Yes, you may, indeed, you must. 941 01:23:01,813 --> 01:23:04,321 - See you tomorrow, your majesty. - Go, go. 942 01:23:07,906 --> 01:23:11,430 - Can I do something for you, majesty? - Uhm, yes. 943 01:23:11,941 --> 01:23:15,367 Probably yes. And several things! 944 01:23:18,843 --> 01:23:20,897 - Do you have a bed? - Yes. 945 01:23:21,416 --> 01:23:22,848 Show it to me. 946 01:23:31,280 --> 01:23:34,807 Was it true what your brother says, that you practice harlotry? 947 01:23:34,880 --> 01:23:37,643 And that you're outstanding in love duels? 948 01:23:38,023 --> 01:23:40,156 - I was. - How, "you were"? 949 01:23:40,443 --> 01:23:44,238 No more since the Holy Father entered here, I have converted... 950 01:23:44,374 --> 01:23:47,227 and when all is over, I will take the veil. 951 01:23:47,616 --> 01:23:50,841 - It's so exciting, converting a convert back! - No! 952 01:23:50,914 --> 01:23:54,318 - Please! - Show me how you made love. - No, majesty! 953 01:23:54,391 --> 01:23:58,979 - No, I implore you. - Come on, quiet. I'll do it in a moment. - How dare you? 954 01:23:59,589 --> 01:24:00,829 On my bed! 955 01:24:06,594 --> 01:24:09,067 Forgive me, leniency, Holiness. 956 01:24:09,459 --> 01:24:14,412 I don't know what I did, what caught me, I got a bit carried away, and at a point... 957 01:24:14,687 --> 01:24:17,624 I just had to... Holiness, pity me! Ouch... 958 01:24:22,441 --> 01:24:25,671 Oh, Holiness, thank you for this unforgettable slap. 959 01:24:25,858 --> 01:24:27,672 Let me kiss your hand. 960 01:24:30,657 --> 01:24:32,332 This blessed hand! 961 01:24:32,615 --> 01:24:35,675 Thank you, Holiness, it's unforgettable. 962 01:24:52,984 --> 01:24:55,027 Mastro Demetrius, finally! 963 01:24:55,132 --> 01:24:57,867 I am impatient to see this masterpiece. 964 01:25:02,666 --> 01:25:06,358 This jewel is worthy of your terrible fame, Demetrius. 965 01:25:06,946 --> 01:25:11,322 As it's worthy of the great queen Nanthilde for her birthday. 966 01:25:13,097 --> 01:25:14,830 This is what politics wants. 967 01:25:15,387 --> 01:25:18,359 Not everyone dies the same day they were born. 968 01:25:39,177 --> 01:25:42,505 Take a seat. Majesty, Holy Father. 969 01:25:43,044 --> 01:25:45,491 M.. M... Majesty, here, sit here. 970 01:25:45,736 --> 01:25:47,780 Majesty. Eminence. 971 01:25:49,505 --> 01:25:50,952 Holy Father. 972 01:25:52,642 --> 01:25:53,847 Majesty... 973 01:25:58,024 --> 01:25:59,570 Here, princess. 974 01:26:22,442 --> 01:26:24,244 Uncover the mosaic. 975 01:26:32,820 --> 01:26:37,251 Majesty, you see those three figures? The one with the beard is St. Peter. 976 01:26:37,870 --> 01:26:40,255 You always know it all, eh? Go on! 977 01:26:41,006 --> 01:26:42,645 Go hide yourself! 978 01:26:46,192 --> 01:26:48,453 Holiness, the blessing. 979 01:27:03,543 --> 01:27:05,531 - Look, look! - What is it? 980 01:27:11,949 --> 01:27:13,271 Another Pope! 981 01:27:15,992 --> 01:27:17,725 But they're identical. 982 01:27:27,210 --> 01:27:30,441 - Who put that mirror? - It's not a mirror. 983 01:27:30,930 --> 01:27:35,093 The one you see here is the only, true Pope Onorius. 984 01:27:35,923 --> 01:27:41,425 And you are nothing but a usurper, Introchius, son of Introchia. 985 01:27:42,547 --> 01:27:45,668 It's the devil! Get him, drive him back to hell. 986 01:27:45,741 --> 01:27:48,398 - Stop! - Nobody moves, nobody moves. 987 01:27:48,672 --> 01:27:50,549 This is the hour of truth. 988 01:27:50,783 --> 01:27:54,191 He whom this man calls devil is in fact the true Onorius. 989 01:27:54,347 --> 01:27:56,891 I'm as sure as it's sure that I'm me. 990 01:27:57,155 --> 01:28:01,177 Dagobert, don't fall into deception, trust who loves you. 991 01:28:01,327 --> 01:28:04,660 You love me, Héméré? I find out now, but it's late. 992 01:28:04,733 --> 01:28:08,275 She's herself an instrument of this plot. Seize her! 993 01:28:09,332 --> 01:28:10,813 Do not touch me. 994 01:28:11,133 --> 01:28:15,402 Do not listen to those who have sold themselves by weight on the betrayal market! 995 01:28:15,773 --> 01:28:20,509 Faithful, guards! He who insults us, insults you too, you and the Church. 996 01:28:21,233 --> 01:28:25,549 Introchius, son of Introchia, petty actor from Atellane... 997 01:28:26,029 --> 01:28:27,541 clown of the slums... 998 01:28:27,709 --> 01:28:30,003 get ready to recite your last act. 999 01:28:30,184 --> 01:28:32,091 Majesty, remember... 1000 01:28:32,316 --> 01:28:36,310 since the start I told you this man did not resemble the Pope... 1001 01:28:36,383 --> 01:28:40,465 that it was not the same Pope I had reached for your mandate, no! 1002 01:28:40,705 --> 01:28:42,658 It's him our Holy Father. 1003 01:28:43,882 --> 01:28:47,336 And this one is the usurper. Cage him in! 1004 01:28:50,077 --> 01:28:51,670 Stop, charlatan! 1005 01:29:16,181 --> 01:29:18,527 This impostor tried to strangle me. 1006 01:29:18,706 --> 01:29:21,094 It's not true! You're doubly impostor. 1007 01:29:21,258 --> 01:29:26,098 - So why were you trying to escape? - Me? It was you who fled, seeing yourself lost. 1008 01:29:26,171 --> 01:29:30,018 Lost is you, before God and all those you still try to deceive. 1009 01:29:30,091 --> 01:29:32,655 - Introchius! - No, Introchius is you. 1010 01:29:32,836 --> 01:29:36,258 - Introchius is you. - Introchius is you! 1011 01:29:36,562 --> 01:29:39,143 So, monk and what did you do? 1012 01:29:39,216 --> 01:29:41,740 Who asked your opinion? 1013 01:29:41,956 --> 01:29:43,833 Why did you get in the way? 1014 01:29:43,906 --> 01:29:48,583 How do we know the true Pope now, you know-all, nose-in-all? Go on, amaze us! 1015 01:29:48,798 --> 01:29:53,037 - Majesty, it was the voice of my conscience. - Listen to my voice now. 1016 01:29:53,233 --> 01:29:57,605 Run to the Tiber, hug the largest stone you can find and throw yourself in. 1017 01:29:57,678 --> 01:29:58,954 Raggedy ass! 1018 01:30:16,119 --> 01:30:17,613 Of these two men... 1019 01:30:17,686 --> 01:30:22,330 who can tell which is the true, the genuine, the great Pope Onorius? 1020 01:30:22,604 --> 01:30:25,047 - Me! - And which is the fraudulent? 1021 01:30:25,205 --> 01:30:27,085 - Him. - Him. - Nobody! 1022 01:30:27,616 --> 01:30:29,163 Nobody but me. 1023 01:30:29,956 --> 01:30:32,746 The night I met the real Onorius... 1024 01:30:33,426 --> 01:30:34,719 in the shelter... 1025 01:30:35,065 --> 01:30:38,975 where he had found safety from a conspiracy that wanted him dead... 1026 01:30:40,281 --> 01:30:43,433 the Pope happened to give me a sacrosanct slap. 1027 01:30:44,563 --> 01:30:48,381 The secular arm of the Church! An unforgettable slap. 1028 01:30:49,037 --> 01:30:50,497 It still burns me. 1029 01:30:53,211 --> 01:30:56,207 So each of the two pretenders will give me a slap... 1030 01:30:56,328 --> 01:30:59,349 and I will say which hand is of the true Pope. 1031 01:30:59,682 --> 01:31:02,188 Slap! Slap! - Come on, get going! 1032 01:31:03,260 --> 01:31:04,759 Please, after you. 1033 01:31:04,832 --> 01:31:07,496 - Why me? You, you start. - No, no. 1034 01:31:07,569 --> 01:31:10,151 Gentlemen, let's not act like children! 1035 01:31:10,392 --> 01:31:13,091 Courage! May the best win. 1036 01:31:29,943 --> 01:31:34,025 I'm not sure, actually, I'm not sure, it's better to try again. 1037 01:31:38,186 --> 01:31:39,381 Go on! 1038 01:31:44,388 --> 01:31:46,103 It's already better. 1039 01:31:46,582 --> 01:31:48,374 With diligence. Go on! 1040 01:31:57,073 --> 01:32:00,160 It's difficult, I assure you, it's difficult. 1041 01:32:00,446 --> 01:32:04,361 One more. Can I have another one? Thank you. Harder. 1042 01:32:04,742 --> 01:32:05,959 Yes, harder! 1043 01:32:06,067 --> 01:32:08,187 One, two, three, go! 1044 01:32:09,995 --> 01:32:11,157 Well done! 1045 01:32:13,747 --> 01:32:19,287 It's him, I recognize him. It's him the true Pope, Pope Onorius! 1046 01:32:19,503 --> 01:32:20,903 Applaud him! 1047 01:32:23,605 --> 01:32:27,736 - Long live the Pope! - Hurray for the Pope! 1048 01:32:31,384 --> 01:32:34,929 "The important thing is not to win but to take part". 1049 01:32:36,624 --> 01:32:39,845 - Death to the impostor! - Cut off his head! 1050 01:32:40,511 --> 01:32:43,576 - Hang him! - Put him to death! 1051 01:32:46,593 --> 01:32:49,482 Habemus Papam! 1052 01:32:50,470 --> 01:32:52,119 Kneel! 1053 01:33:02,797 --> 01:33:06,968 - Why don't you kneel, daughter? - Don't you recognize me, Holy Father? 1054 01:33:07,309 --> 01:33:09,546 No. Who are you who dares? 1055 01:33:10,091 --> 01:33:13,192 The one who sheltered the true Pope from the killers' dagger. 1056 01:33:13,265 --> 01:33:17,427 If it were you, you'd recognize me. It's the false Pope, Introchius! 1057 01:33:23,323 --> 01:33:26,612 Don't let him run away, seize the impostor! 1058 01:33:26,733 --> 01:33:28,861 Guards, capture him! 1059 01:33:30,514 --> 01:33:34,974 Look! The false Pope! Grab the false Pope! 1060 01:33:38,724 --> 01:33:41,435 - Long live the Pope! - He's the true Pope! 1061 01:33:41,508 --> 01:33:43,767 - Long live the Pope! - Hurray! 1062 01:33:52,553 --> 01:33:57,144 - I deserve another slap, eh? - Oh, much, much more, sonny. 1063 01:34:00,297 --> 01:34:04,502 All these emotions have stirred my innards. Where are the decencies? 1064 01:34:04,668 --> 01:34:06,147 Down to the left. 1065 01:34:06,591 --> 01:34:07,815 Thank you. 1066 01:34:08,471 --> 01:34:09,685 Excuse me. 1067 01:34:28,524 --> 01:34:31,231 Then 1,500 Ave and 1,500 Pater. 1068 01:34:31,505 --> 01:34:34,668 Every week, for a total of 3 years. 1069 01:34:35,018 --> 01:34:39,316 And again 1,000 Credo, plus the fasts, all Fridays and Sundays. 1070 01:34:39,389 --> 01:34:42,319 But my wife's birthday will be on a Sunday. 1071 01:34:42,643 --> 01:34:45,507 Alright, for that Sunday you're dispensed. 1072 01:34:45,580 --> 01:34:47,245 But only that Sunday. 1073 01:34:56,487 --> 01:34:59,551 But why invite me to lunch if I'm in penitence? 1074 01:34:59,894 --> 01:35:03,212 Because today is not Friday, or even less Sunday. 1075 01:35:06,474 --> 01:35:08,462 No, no, this is too much! 1076 01:35:09,353 --> 01:35:11,674 You want to spoil me, Holiness. 1077 01:35:11,869 --> 01:35:14,661 What delicacy is hidden there under? 1078 01:35:26,818 --> 01:35:28,120 Dagobert... 1079 01:35:29,041 --> 01:35:31,537 watch out for your own head. 1080 01:35:36,334 --> 01:35:37,489 Help! 1081 01:35:38,067 --> 01:35:39,969 The dead man has spoken! 1082 01:35:41,064 --> 01:35:42,278 As to you... 1083 01:35:42,876 --> 01:35:44,785 we'll meet again in hell. 1084 01:35:47,765 --> 01:35:49,164 Introchius! 1085 01:35:52,258 --> 01:35:56,380 Introchius? He had said Introchius. 1086 01:35:57,075 --> 01:36:00,241 Was that the last flicker of the impostor... 1087 01:36:00,574 --> 01:36:03,374 or a new undecipherable truth? 1088 01:36:04,530 --> 01:36:10,190 Dagoben set out for his lands, torn by passions and doubts. 1089 01:36:24,625 --> 01:36:25,731 Majesty! 1090 01:36:28,042 --> 01:36:29,237 Majesty. 1091 01:36:29,971 --> 01:36:31,233 Cooked rare. 1092 01:36:32,605 --> 01:36:33,877 Thank you. 1093 01:36:35,346 --> 01:36:36,569 Want any? 1094 01:36:39,178 --> 01:36:41,798 Lucky the peoples who have no history. 1095 01:36:44,461 --> 01:36:48,477 My eyesore, if you knew how the king's crown weighs on the head! 1096 01:36:49,871 --> 01:36:53,924 And what storms ravage the heart and soul of him who wears it! 1097 01:36:55,382 --> 01:36:58,303 Coveted by all, it seems to say: ''You're alone.'' 1098 01:36:58,376 --> 01:37:02,079 I would like to be alone, but with that on my head. 1099 01:37:03,137 --> 01:37:05,692 Here you go, shorty. Happy? 1100 01:37:10,574 --> 01:37:11,820 Otarius! 1101 01:37:12,845 --> 01:37:16,261 - At what point are you with my prayers? - So far, majesty... 1102 01:37:16,334 --> 01:37:18,731 I have recited 780 Ave... 1103 01:37:18,887 --> 01:37:23,918 812 Pater and 680 Credo, which are the longest. 1104 01:37:25,247 --> 01:37:27,946 And you're sure that, if I'm not the one praying... 1105 01:37:28,019 --> 01:37:31,048 the effect will be the same on my soul's future? 1106 01:37:31,121 --> 01:37:34,327 Sure, for I think the devotion I have for my king... 1107 01:37:34,400 --> 01:37:37,319 is superior to that the king has for himself. 1108 01:37:37,521 --> 01:37:38,745 Ah, good. 1109 01:37:39,166 --> 01:37:42,466 Well, why not prove this devotion on the spot... 1110 01:37:42,539 --> 01:37:45,424 fulfilling a mission that would please me? 1111 01:37:46,839 --> 01:37:49,057 Consider it already accomplished. 1112 01:37:49,130 --> 01:37:50,850 So, go to the princess... 1113 01:37:51,082 --> 01:37:55,012 and tell her that if she were favorably inclined to meet me... 1114 01:37:55,404 --> 01:37:58,970 one could find some advantages to her daily life... 1115 01:37:59,043 --> 01:38:01,647 among which her immediate deliverance. 1116 01:38:03,132 --> 01:38:07,176 - I'm not sure I... - That I burn with lust for her day and night! 1117 01:38:07,311 --> 01:38:08,754 I've lost my sleep! 1118 01:38:08,827 --> 01:38:12,701 So tell her that if she gives herself to me from head to toe... 1119 01:38:12,774 --> 01:38:16,662 I'll return her to her father, covered in gold. So, you go or not? 1120 01:38:16,735 --> 01:38:19,586 Yes, I go, I run, majesty. I run! 1121 01:38:20,549 --> 01:38:22,448 Aren't you eating, dwarf? 1122 01:38:22,634 --> 01:38:27,899 - Majesty, on Friday and Sunday I fast, in your place. - Oh, right! 1123 01:38:28,477 --> 01:38:29,879 I had forgotten. 1124 01:38:45,058 --> 01:38:46,301 Princess. 1125 01:38:47,178 --> 01:38:48,898 What do you want, monk? 1126 01:38:49,218 --> 01:38:52,555 - I need no confession. - It's me who comes to confess. 1127 01:38:52,762 --> 01:38:56,326 My admiration and respect for you and your father. 1128 01:38:57,108 --> 01:38:59,715 - Is it Dagobert who's sending you? - No. 1129 01:39:00,840 --> 01:39:02,561 Why are you here, then? 1130 01:39:02,906 --> 01:39:06,555 One can be a good subject in a thousand ways, my princess... 1131 01:39:06,995 --> 01:39:11,727 even not sharing the excesses of a king. Whom I venerate, however. 1132 01:39:11,955 --> 01:39:15,480 These were very painful days for a woman of royal blood. 1133 01:39:15,705 --> 01:39:17,060 And humiliating. 1134 01:39:17,262 --> 01:39:19,397 He takes his revenge, princess. 1135 01:39:20,876 --> 01:39:23,118 Don't forget he's half barbarian. 1136 01:39:23,426 --> 01:39:27,381 What would your king do if I revealed to him a mortal danger... 1137 01:39:27,665 --> 01:39:31,857 that concerns him very closely, and that he could foil? 1138 01:39:32,219 --> 01:39:33,526 Princess... 1139 01:39:34,387 --> 01:39:38,927 I am a poor monk without ambitions nor yearnings for power... 1140 01:39:40,193 --> 01:39:44,887 and the king knows my loyalty, and gives me full confidence. 1141 01:39:45,681 --> 01:39:46,932 Talk about it. 1142 01:39:47,703 --> 01:39:52,449 I know there's a gift, a magnificent brooch... 1143 01:39:52,723 --> 01:39:56,855 intended for the Queen of the Franks for her anniversary. - Well? 1144 01:39:57,863 --> 01:39:59,586 Merely touching it... 1145 01:40:00,026 --> 01:40:02,347 in its dazzling splendor... 1146 01:40:03,573 --> 01:40:04,915 means death. 1147 01:40:07,910 --> 01:40:09,081 Oh, my God! 1148 01:40:09,424 --> 01:40:11,009 By saving the queen... 1149 01:40:11,382 --> 01:40:14,146 you'd get from the king indulgence for me. 1150 01:40:14,780 --> 01:40:18,660 Otarius... Free me from these chains... 1151 01:40:19,560 --> 01:40:23,261 and I will show you how I can be grateful. 1152 01:40:24,706 --> 01:40:29,602 Don't forget what you promised, Princess. I will not forget it. 1153 01:40:42,387 --> 01:40:44,845 - So, yes or no? - Majesty, it's no. 1154 01:40:45,001 --> 01:40:48,785 Damn her! You know what I answer? Get this, Princess. 1155 01:40:48,901 --> 01:40:53,609 Hey, we go! On horseback, slackers! I'll make your asses black! 1156 01:41:32,314 --> 01:41:34,967 Hurray! Our king is back! 1157 01:41:37,560 --> 01:41:38,932 Hurray! 1158 01:41:41,448 --> 01:41:42,642 Hello! 1159 01:41:46,894 --> 01:41:50,158 Hello, my queen, I'm happy to see you again. 1160 01:41:50,262 --> 01:41:52,285 After two years, finally home. 1161 01:41:52,358 --> 01:41:54,809 You could have written at least once! 1162 01:41:55,087 --> 01:41:57,276 - You haven't received? - No. 1163 01:41:57,755 --> 01:41:58,856 Dagobert! 1164 01:41:59,825 --> 01:42:00,942 Me first! 1165 01:42:01,108 --> 01:42:03,751 What a bad temper! I had forgotten it. 1166 01:42:21,138 --> 01:42:22,998 It seems the whole world... 1167 01:42:23,159 --> 01:42:26,777 wants to honor the blessed day of the birth of the queen. 1168 01:42:27,002 --> 01:42:29,059 The whole world, you say. 1169 01:42:29,803 --> 01:42:33,562 See here the gifts of Judicael, duke of the Bretons... 1170 01:42:33,729 --> 01:42:37,742 of Mathilde of Noistria, of Rhomarich, burgomaster of Puis... 1171 01:42:38,069 --> 01:42:41,911 and of many others. But, please forgive my frankness... 1172 01:42:42,204 --> 01:42:44,544 I do not see your gift, Dagobert. 1173 01:42:45,007 --> 01:42:46,138 Oh, but... 1174 01:42:46,211 --> 01:42:49,171 It's incredible! And yet I had ordered... 1175 01:42:49,384 --> 01:42:52,933 But why don't the words of a king ever find ears? 1176 01:42:53,099 --> 01:42:56,830 Of course yes, majesty. As palace headmaster, I've personally... 1177 01:42:56,903 --> 01:43:01,006 In truth there is a cadeau that... whose provenance I don't know. 1178 01:43:01,132 --> 01:43:04,260 - It's without a name. - There it is. - It's mine. 1179 01:43:04,750 --> 01:43:09,048 You see? I wanted the surprise to be even more surprising. 1180 01:43:09,861 --> 01:43:13,486 Majesty, forgive me, I should have imagined. 1181 01:43:13,559 --> 01:43:17,281 Never seen an example of jewelry so perfect. It's a masterpiece. 1182 01:43:17,354 --> 01:43:19,993 - Sire, pin it yourself. - My king. 1183 01:43:20,371 --> 01:43:22,305 - Thank you. - I'll do it. 1184 01:43:25,771 --> 01:43:28,664 - You pricked yourself, Dagobert? - Nothing. 1185 01:43:29,456 --> 01:43:30,723 It's nothing. 1186 01:43:31,506 --> 01:43:35,942 Here is the gift of Queen Brunilde. A set for 120 people. 1187 01:43:36,015 --> 01:43:38,674 - Wow! - A meal for a few friends. - Hush! 1188 01:43:38,837 --> 01:43:42,649 - What's this? - It's the gift of Judicael, duke of the Bretons. 1189 01:43:42,722 --> 01:43:44,398 It's a heavy present! 1190 01:43:44,471 --> 01:43:48,936 His past is more so. He had his father, his lover and the cook cut off their heads. 1191 01:43:49,009 --> 01:43:50,521 He did well! 1192 01:43:52,235 --> 01:43:55,936 - Oh, my God! Majesty! - Help the king! - Dagobert! 1193 01:43:56,719 --> 01:44:00,056 - Quick, help him. Raise him up. - A doctor! - Move him! 1194 01:44:00,215 --> 01:44:02,164 - To his room. - A doctor. 1195 01:44:02,682 --> 01:44:04,360 Quick, on the bed. 1196 01:44:05,055 --> 01:44:06,396 On the bed! 1197 01:44:07,431 --> 01:44:08,665 Slowly. 1198 01:44:22,626 --> 01:44:27,358 There you go, I brought the cure-all: hare feces and lizard blood. 1199 01:44:27,622 --> 01:44:31,379 It is not his body that needs care, but his soul, the psyche! 1200 01:44:31,535 --> 01:44:35,079 - Well, just in case... - Go, disappear... charlatans. 1201 01:44:36,057 --> 01:44:40,771 I want to talk to the bishop, while my tongue can still move. 1202 01:44:44,903 --> 01:44:46,123 I feel... 1203 01:44:47,064 --> 01:44:50,432 I feel the devil prowling around me. 1204 01:44:51,215 --> 01:44:54,086 The fetid goat observes me. 1205 01:44:56,015 --> 01:44:57,744 But why does one die? 1206 01:44:59,173 --> 01:45:01,406 God... answer. 1207 01:45:04,792 --> 01:45:06,299 You say nothing? 1208 01:45:07,346 --> 01:45:08,511 As usual! 1209 01:45:09,579 --> 01:45:10,842 Eloi! 1210 01:45:12,408 --> 01:45:14,769 Why doesn't the Lord answer me? 1211 01:45:15,238 --> 01:45:16,491 Where is he? 1212 01:45:17,046 --> 01:45:20,194 God is God because he does not show himself. 1213 01:45:22,083 --> 01:45:24,856 - Are we sure? - Absolutely. 1214 01:45:25,405 --> 01:45:28,101 Many among the subjects of your realm... 1215 01:45:28,781 --> 01:45:31,380 have never seen you, majesty, and yet... 1216 01:45:31,629 --> 01:45:35,755 they know that you are the king, that you exist. 1217 01:45:36,529 --> 01:45:38,062 That is the faith. 1218 01:45:38,658 --> 01:45:40,121 Thanks, Otarius. 1219 01:45:41,423 --> 01:45:42,835 You're good. 1220 01:45:44,025 --> 01:45:45,945 I ask your forgiveness... 1221 01:45:47,716 --> 01:45:51,546 for the wickedness with which I have always treated you... 1222 01:45:52,294 --> 01:45:56,210 and for the abuses that you've often had to... 1223 01:45:57,080 --> 01:45:58,980 you've had to undergo. 1224 01:45:59,508 --> 01:46:02,395 - You... so devoted... - Oh... 1225 01:46:02,825 --> 01:46:05,009 and loyal. - Majesty... 1226 01:46:09,650 --> 01:46:11,021 Do not cry. 1227 01:46:13,713 --> 01:46:18,062 Yes, I've loved women, their skin... 1228 01:46:20,549 --> 01:46:21,974 their kisses... 1229 01:46:22,581 --> 01:46:24,077 their caresses... 1230 01:46:26,964 --> 01:46:32,290 Chrodilde, Ragnetrude... Eglentina, Héméré... 1231 01:46:33,428 --> 01:46:34,750 I love you. 1232 01:46:36,728 --> 01:46:38,901 Hearts and asses, I love you. 1233 01:46:45,076 --> 01:46:47,368 Nanthilde... but yes, you too. 1234 01:46:48,652 --> 01:46:52,081 The king cannot die like the ordinary mortals who are rushing here... 1235 01:46:52,166 --> 01:46:54,898 from across the country. We can't allow it. 1236 01:46:54,971 --> 01:46:59,909 - The people of the Franks must acknowledge in their sovereign a saint. - Yes. 1237 01:47:04,079 --> 01:47:08,564 Gontrano, we have in mind to do something for our king. 1238 01:47:13,839 --> 01:47:17,452 - Send quickly for Agigulfo, the carpenter. - I'm going. 1239 01:47:24,416 --> 01:47:25,708 I understood. 1240 01:47:25,781 --> 01:47:27,297 What, Dagobert? 1241 01:47:29,674 --> 01:47:31,711 The spirit of the forest. 1242 01:47:35,838 --> 01:47:37,532 We must love trees... 1243 01:48:16,167 --> 01:48:20,675 Things had gone as Otarius' conscience had predicted. 1244 01:48:22,252 --> 01:48:26,106 For three days and three nights, the good king Dagobert... 1245 01:48:26,343 --> 01:48:29,274 was exposed to the adoration of his subjects. 1246 01:48:29,475 --> 01:48:32,731 The monk Otarius threw his cassock to the nettles... 1247 01:48:32,866 --> 01:48:34,946 which seem to exist only for this. 1248 01:48:35,019 --> 01:48:38,283 He stopped serving God, who could do without him... 1249 01:48:38,356 --> 01:48:42,094 and he humbly placed himself at the service of his people. 1250 01:48:42,524 --> 01:48:46,248 He eliminated Queen Nanthilde on the infamous accusation... 1251 01:48:46,416 --> 01:48:50,753 She's the one who poisoned him to seize power! It is she! 1252 01:48:50,826 --> 01:48:53,677 Guards, imprison her! 1253 01:48:53,811 --> 01:48:57,994 By popular acclaim, he replaced Nanthilde with the beautiful Héméré. 1254 01:48:58,699 --> 01:49:02,684 Daughter of Heraclius, emperor of Byzantium. 1255 01:49:03,869 --> 01:49:07,765 - She will be my bride. - Long live Héméré! 1256 01:49:07,972 --> 01:49:10,475 Once made her a queen and his bride... 1257 01:49:10,710 --> 01:49:16,566 he became, with little respect for historical truth, king of France. 1258 01:49:19,709 --> 01:49:24,327 The good king Dagobert did not, all things considered, have a bad end. 1259 01:49:24,698 --> 01:49:26,118 Miracle! 1260 01:49:28,197 --> 01:49:31,152 Miracle! 1261 01:49:31,575 --> 01:49:36,384 Thanks to the good offices of the Church... and to solid ropes... 1262 01:49:36,666 --> 01:49:38,454 It's heavy, this king! 1263 01:49:38,591 --> 01:49:43,084 He was raised into heaven and revered for centuries as a saint. 100944