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- Here at CrimeCon in Las Vegas,
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a tragic end to the
life of Dahlia Stone.
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She was the only known survivor
of the Westside Ripper.
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Police sources reveal
that it appears
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she took her own life.
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- I mean, just... splat.
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- And we will be live casting
a special memorial tribute
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to Dahlia Stone in
Ballroom A at 9:00 a.m.
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- We'll have more on
this story later tonight.
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- Oh, my God, I
knew it. I knew it.
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I told you he killed her.
- We don't know that.
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- OK, maybe we should
just talk to the cops.
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We were standing right there.
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We look so suspicious.
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- You want me to talk to the
cops about a second body?
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How's that gonna look?
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- Uh, we just ran away.
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- Yeah, everybody ran.
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Nobody likes talking
to the cops ever.
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Ruby and Carlos ran.
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They don't know a
fucking serial killer.
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We're gonna be fine.
- Oh, really, really?
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Am I just overreacting
about the body
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that just fell
straight from the sky?
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Matt's probably halfway
to Mexico by now
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when we're still standing here
like a bunch of fucking chumps.
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We have to leave.
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Start packing.
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This is it. This is it.
- No, no.
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- This is the cops.
We're going to jail.
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- Shh. Calm down. Calm down.
- Our lives are over.
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- I know what you're
thinking, but good news.
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It wasn't me.
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- OK, well, do you
know what happened?
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- Yeah.
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All right, so...
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I go up to the bar,
right, to confront her,
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and she denies it,
but she freaks.
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Like, I think she's,
like, a total sociopath.
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But that's it.
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I leave, and...
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Bam.
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- You were up there
with her on the roof?
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- Relax, all right?
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There was one camera,
blind spots everywhere.
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We're totally safe.
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Justice is served,
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and I didn't even need
to get my hands dirty.
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- So you're saying she just
confessed and then jumped?
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- Well, she didn't
actually confess,
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you know, but she knew
she'd been exposed.
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Maybe she just...
couldn't handle it.
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- Or... or maybe she realized
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that she was standing in
front of the Westside Ripper
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who was gonna finish the job,
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so you threw her the fuck over.
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- OK, all right, let's...
Let's... let's...
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Everybody stay calm, and we'll
try to figure out next steps.
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- Yeah, totally.
- Thank you.
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- You guys going somewhere?
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- Uh, yeah.
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We're not staying here after
everything that happened.
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- Well, actually, we are
gonna stay right here,
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exactly as we planned,
until the end of CrimeCon.
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You got it?
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We change hotels,
flights, anything,
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that's a red flag.
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- So you want us to stay
inside for two days?
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- No, Nathan, no,
that would be even weirder.
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Just get out there
like a normal person.
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- He is so full of shit.
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There's no way he
didn't push her.
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- I don't know.
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I mean, it's... it's...
It makes too much trouble.
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All he wants to do is
to protect the brand,
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and now he's got this shit show.
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- We had one rule:
no more killing.
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He broke it.
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It was insane that we thought
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we could control that
fucking psychopath.
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I'm gonna spend my
last night of freedom
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at home in my own bed,
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and then tomorrow we are
gonna go to the cops,
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and we're gonna...
- We're not going anywhere.
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You asked me to do this
together, remember?
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Together.
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And I did.
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I got no place to hide.
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I'm his fucking alibi.
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But now things are getting real,
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you don't get to get
all wobbly and give up
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and throw us to the wolves,
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because maybe... Maybe
that girl did jump.
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Maybe he's telling the truth.
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If we're gonna destroy our
life, our family's lives,
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we better be fucking
sure, and we're not.
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So unpack your stuff.
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We're staying.
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- Hmm.
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OK, fine.
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But he pushed her,
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which means this whole fucking
game is about to be over.
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You'll see.
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- Signed copies of
"Not Today," folks.
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Signed copies of "Not Today."
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- Come on over.
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Westside Ripper merch
right over here.
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Hey, we got signed copies
of "Not Today," folks.
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Come on over.
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This is the place to do it.
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Signed copies of "Not Today."
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Real Westside Ripper
merch, signed copies.
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You looking for
something special?
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- People buy this...
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Westside Ripper merch?
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- Yeah,
he's my best seller.
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Uh, what do you want,
a T-shirt, a calendar,
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coloring book right here?
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I got everything.
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You read "Not Today"?
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- Wow.
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- This thing's
selling like hotcakes
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since she peaced out.
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The Westside Ripper,
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he's putting my son
through college.
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- That's great.
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- Excuse me.
- Oh, yeah.
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Can I get you something?
- Yeah, I'll take...
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- You're gonna love it.
You're gonna love it.
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Best book you ever read.
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- You know what?
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You're stressing me out.
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I need a drink.
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- Well, wait up.
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- What's your favorite murder?
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- Uh...
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You know, I, um...
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I love the classics:
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Bundy, Gacy, Leopold and Loeb.
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- Love those guys.
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- You do?
- Yeah.
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- What about you?
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- I can't go past my guy
here, the Westside Ripper.
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- Yeah?
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- All the other
serial killers today,
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they have no flair, no style.
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Even the Golden State
Killer turned out to be
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a mumbly old fuck
in a wheelchair.
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- Oh, my God, his
apology at trial?
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"Oh, I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry." Please.
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- Exactly. You
got caught, dude.
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Just own it.
- Yeah.
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- But the Westside
Ripper, he's got game.
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He's making the
cops look stupid.
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And I don't believe this
chick for one second.
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The Westside Ripper
would never be so sloppy
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to leave behind a survivor.
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I think she's full of shit and
she made the whole thing up
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and that is why she jumped.
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- Yeah.
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Hey...
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You want to have
a drink with me?
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- Here we go!
- Oh, boy.
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- Yes!
- Oh-ho-ho!
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- Shot, shot, shot, shot...
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both: Shot, shot,
shot, shot, shot, shot.
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- You guys, no, we're
not gonna do... that.
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- Come on. You're in
your third trimester.
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Just pretend you're
French or something.
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- Do whatever you want.
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We are in Vegas.
- All right, fine.
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- Wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait.
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OK, I think that after the
whole dead body incident,
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we could all do with
a little pick-me-up.
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One for you.
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And one for me.
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And one for you.
- I don't...
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- Oh, there we
go, perfect. OK.
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- You want to spit it out?
I mean, we're in Vegas.
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- Let's go.
- Whoo!
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- Whoo!
- Salud.
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- Salud.
- Yes.
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Mmm. And...
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- Oh, my God, I have
missed you so much.
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- And now...
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- The fun begins.
- What does that mean?
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We're having a great time.
- That means we're dancing.
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- Where are we go...
- Come on, come on, come on.
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- Hey, come on,
come on, come on.
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- So is this is your
first time at CrimeCon?
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- Uh, yeah, yeah.
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But you know what?
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I kind of love it.
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- So you make content?
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- I do.
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I do make content.
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- What kind?
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- You know, the usual kind...
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Uh, abduction, murder.
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- Well, I am a TV writer.
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- Oh, yeah?
- Mm-hmm.
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I'm actually here researching
my next big thing.
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- Have you written
anything I might have seen?
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- Uh, I wrote a pilot
last season for NBC
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called "Go Forth and Multiply."
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It's about a homicidal
gynecologist.
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- Oh, love it.
- But...
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then Ryan Murphy rewrote
me and got sole credit.
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- Wait, so your name's
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just not on it at all?
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- No.
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- That is so shitty.
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It's really hard being
good at something
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and no one knows it.
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- Yeah, it is.
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- Hot Plumber!
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- Oh, my God.
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- Hey, hey!
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I
have party favors.
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- Do you know this person?
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- A little bit.
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- Come on.
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- Good times.
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- Good times.
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- ok.
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- And I'll see you guys
on the dance floor.
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- Mm.
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- Hey, are you having fun?
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- Yeah.
- Yeah?
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- It's my first time.
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- Oh.
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- Aaah!
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- So fucking fun.
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- I know, I know, I know.
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- Except for the
heart palpitations.
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- Oh.
- It's OK, right?
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- Oh, yeah, yeah,
yeah, it's normal.
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Hey, you'll be OK.
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Just... here, just...
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Just breathe with me, OK?
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You ready? Just breathe
in on the count of three.
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One, two, three.
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See? This make it OK?
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One more time,
just one more time.
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Ready? Breathe in.
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And let it all out.
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There you go.
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Better?
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- Sometimes Ava and I imagine
you're in bed with us.
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- Really?
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- And by sometimes,
I mean a lot.
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- You are so welcome.
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Whoo!
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- So, like, what
are you writing now?
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I'm actually here researching
a show on the Westside Ripper.
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You know, limited
series, prestige drama.
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It's very buzzy IP, so
people will love it.
258
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- Yeah, I'd watch that show.
259
00:12:03,807 --> 00:12:06,351
Hey, wait, don't you need to
get the guy's life rights?
260
00:12:06,393 --> 00:12:08,436
- A serial killer's life rights?
261
00:12:08,478 --> 00:12:09,646
- Yeah.
262
00:12:09,688 --> 00:12:11,231
- Fuck that guy.
263
00:12:11,272 --> 00:12:12,708
I mean, he killed a
shit ton of women.
264
00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:14,150
He's in the public domain.
265
00:12:14,192 --> 00:12:15,628
And what's he gonna
do, show up in court
266
00:12:15,652 --> 00:12:17,946
with a bag over his head
and say I defamed him?
267
00:12:19,823 --> 00:12:21,116
- Yeah.
268
00:12:21,157 --> 00:12:22,867
- I'm gonna make a
fortune off that loser.
269
00:12:24,828 --> 00:12:25,995
OK, I'll be back in a sec.
270
00:12:26,037 --> 00:12:28,623
- All right.
- And then we are dancing.
271
00:13:26,556 --> 00:13:28,266
- Ah.
272
00:13:43,239 --> 00:13:46,117
- Guess you should have
got my life rights.
273
00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:06,429
- I love Vegas!
274
00:14:08,598 --> 00:14:11,017
- Me too!
275
00:14:11,059 --> 00:14:13,520
- Hey.
- Hey.
276
00:14:27,283 --> 00:14:29,911
- Hey, that's my wife!
277
00:14:29,953 --> 00:14:31,621
- I'm sorry, man.
- That's...
278
00:14:31,663 --> 00:14:32,932
- I'm really sorry.
- That's my wife.
279
00:14:32,956 --> 00:14:35,000
- Yeah.
280
00:14:35,041 --> 00:14:36,668
Yeah, she is.
281
00:15:17,042 --> 00:15:20,295
- Hey, where's your friend?
282
00:15:20,337 --> 00:15:22,547
- Oh, I killed her.
283
00:15:22,589 --> 00:15:23,798
- What?
284
00:15:55,538 --> 00:16:00,377
- I am the Westside
Ripper, motherfuckers!
285
00:16:00,418 --> 00:16:02,271
- The thing is,
I gotta sell the show now.
286
00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:04,130
This guy,
he's in the zeitgeist.
287
00:16:04,172 --> 00:16:06,341
If he stops killing
or he gets caught
288
00:16:06,383 --> 00:16:09,010
or turns out to be
another mumbly old fuck,
289
00:16:09,052 --> 00:16:11,096
you know, then the show's dead.
290
00:16:11,137 --> 00:16:12,823
- You know what? I
wouldn't worry about that.
291
00:16:12,847 --> 00:16:14,849
He seems pretty committed.
292
00:16:14,891 --> 00:16:16,518
- Yeah, that's what I'm hoping.
293
00:16:16,559 --> 00:16:19,270
All I need is one
murder a month,
294
00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:21,815
keep the show relevant,
295
00:16:21,856 --> 00:16:24,734
new, fresh content.
296
00:16:24,776 --> 00:16:26,611
- New, fresh content?
297
00:16:26,653 --> 00:16:28,530
- Yeah, it's what
the people want.
298
00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:40,208
Hey, where are you going?
299
00:17:12,741 --> 00:17:14,325
- I need water.
- You need water?
300
00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:15,845
- I got to have water.
- Get water. Let's get water.
301
00:17:15,869 --> 00:17:17,412
Let's get water.
- You OK?
302
00:17:17,454 --> 00:17:18,955
- Oh, my God.
- Get water. Get water.
303
00:17:18,997 --> 00:17:20,040
- Ooh.
- Water.
304
00:17:20,081 --> 00:17:21,750
- Ugh!
305
00:17:21,791 --> 00:17:23,251
Yeah, drink the water.
306
00:17:23,293 --> 00:17:24,794
Drink for both of us.
307
00:17:24,836 --> 00:17:27,005
- No, I liked my wine.
308
00:17:28,590 --> 00:17:29,424
- Mm.
309
00:17:29,466 --> 00:17:33,303
- Oh, my God, they are so hot.
310
00:17:33,345 --> 00:17:35,430
Like, what is wrong with them?
311
00:17:35,472 --> 00:17:38,099
- I told Ruby that we
think about her in bed.
312
00:17:38,141 --> 00:17:39,434
- What?
- Yeah.
313
00:17:39,476 --> 00:17:41,144
- I told Carlos the same thing.
314
00:17:41,186 --> 00:17:42,479
- What'd he say?
315
00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:44,773
- I don't think he heard
me, but it was funny.
316
00:17:46,149 --> 00:17:47,275
- I did.
317
00:17:47,317 --> 00:17:48,693
- Do you think they
think about us?
318
00:17:48,735 --> 00:17:49,944
- Fuck yeah!
319
00:17:49,986 --> 00:17:51,237
The hot pregnant couple?
320
00:17:51,279 --> 00:17:53,239
Abso-fucking-lutely,
they think about us.
321
00:17:53,281 --> 00:17:54,866
We're hot and pregnant.
322
00:17:54,908 --> 00:17:56,701
- We are super fucking hot.
323
00:17:56,743 --> 00:17:58,620
- Uh-huh.
- And super pregnant.
324
00:17:58,661 --> 00:18:01,039
- Super all those things, yeah.
- We are.
325
00:18:01,081 --> 00:18:04,000
- Oh, my God.
326
00:18:04,042 --> 00:18:05,627
Ugh.
- What?
327
00:18:05,669 --> 00:18:08,421
- Babe, I'm so sorry my
crazy got us into this mess.
328
00:18:08,463 --> 00:18:10,006
- No.
- This is all my fault.
329
00:18:10,048 --> 00:18:11,466
What are we doing here?
330
00:18:11,508 --> 00:18:13,051
- I love your crazy.
331
00:18:13,093 --> 00:18:14,719
- You do?
- Yeah.
332
00:18:14,761 --> 00:18:16,721
That's why I married you.
- Really?
333
00:18:16,763 --> 00:18:17,764
- For the crazy.
334
00:18:17,806 --> 00:18:19,641
- Oh, God.
335
00:18:19,683 --> 00:18:21,160
You know what the worst
part about all this is?
336
00:18:21,184 --> 00:18:22,477
- What is it?
337
00:18:22,519 --> 00:18:23,996
- If we go to prison,
I'm not gonna be able
338
00:18:24,020 --> 00:18:25,480
to wake up to you every day.
339
00:18:25,522 --> 00:18:28,274
And I love your penis.
340
00:18:28,316 --> 00:18:31,027
I... I really should
tell you that more often.
341
00:18:31,069 --> 00:18:33,613
I do. I really love him.
342
00:18:33,655 --> 00:18:37,659
- Really?
- Yes, he's my favorite.
343
00:18:37,701 --> 00:18:39,136
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
344
00:18:39,160 --> 00:18:40,429
I just... yeah, I
just want you to know.
345
00:18:40,453 --> 00:18:41,955
I love the shape.
346
00:18:41,996 --> 00:18:43,876
I... it feels great.
- Feels awesome.
347
00:18:43,915 --> 00:18:45,041
- I... when I met him,
348
00:18:45,083 --> 00:18:47,460
he was just peeking
out of your shorts,
349
00:18:47,502 --> 00:18:48,962
and he was so beautiful.
350
00:18:49,004 --> 00:18:51,673
It was a great meeting.
- He was so happy to meet you.
351
00:18:51,715 --> 00:18:53,359
- Yeah, it was the best
meeting I've ever had.
352
00:18:53,383 --> 00:18:55,677
- He was like, hey!
- Hey!
353
00:18:59,431 --> 00:19:02,100
Do you know I have
not seen, literally,
354
00:19:02,142 --> 00:19:05,729
or not even looked at another
penis since we got married?
355
00:19:07,188 --> 00:19:08,231
- I know.
356
00:19:08,273 --> 00:19:10,275
- Mm.
357
00:19:10,316 --> 00:19:11,943
I love you.
- I love you more.
358
00:19:11,985 --> 00:19:13,403
- I love you more.
359
00:19:13,445 --> 00:19:14,547
- Sorry about...
- No, I love you so much.
360
00:19:28,793 --> 00:19:30,378
- This banana bread is great.
361
00:19:30,420 --> 00:19:31,546
- Really?
- Uh-huh.
362
00:19:31,588 --> 00:19:32,606
- Not as good as
this pink thing.
363
00:19:32,630 --> 00:19:34,466
I had, like, seven of them.
364
00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:36,051
- That's it?
365
00:19:36,092 --> 00:19:37,862
- Oh, my gosh, look. There
they are. Oh, my God.
366
00:19:55,779 --> 00:19:57,006
- Let's do one. One.
- We'll do one.
367
00:19:57,030 --> 00:20:00,492
- OK. We have time for one.
- OK.
368
00:20:00,533 --> 00:20:03,703
- I mean, did we actually
think that would be us?
369
00:20:05,997 --> 00:20:08,458
Maybe we dreamed
too big on this one.
370
00:20:16,675 --> 00:20:18,301
- I think, at the
end of the day,
371
00:20:18,343 --> 00:20:20,512
we're just coupon people.
372
00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:22,514
- I love a coupon.
373
00:20:22,555 --> 00:20:24,432
- Yeah, me too.
374
00:20:28,103 --> 00:20:29,479
- Thank you so much.
375
00:20:29,521 --> 00:20:31,064
So crazy. Can I
get one last one?
376
00:20:31,106 --> 00:20:32,625
- You sure you don't
want to go see them?
377
00:20:32,649 --> 00:20:35,068
I mean, it... it is the
reason we came here.
378
00:20:35,110 --> 00:20:37,987
- OK, one... one more.
379
00:20:38,029 --> 00:20:39,698
- It's OK.
- Bye.
380
00:20:39,739 --> 00:20:41,199
- Bye.
381
00:20:41,241 --> 00:20:43,284
Bye.
- Bye.
382
00:20:43,326 --> 00:20:46,079
- Hey, we don't
need any of this.
383
00:20:46,121 --> 00:20:49,040
We're good.
384
00:20:49,082 --> 00:20:51,042
- Yeah.
385
00:20:57,173 --> 00:20:59,426
- Ted Bundy bottle opener!
386
00:20:59,467 --> 00:21:01,678
Get your Ted Bundy
bottle opener.
387
00:21:01,720 --> 00:21:03,805
Ted Bundy bottle opener.
388
00:21:03,847 --> 00:21:05,432
- I'll take the Killer Jam.
389
00:21:05,473 --> 00:21:07,809
- Thank you.
390
00:21:07,851 --> 00:21:09,853
- Mom, look.
391
00:21:09,894 --> 00:21:12,439
It says the Westside
Ripper's here,
392
00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:14,065
live in Ballroom D.
393
00:21:14,107 --> 00:21:16,026
- What?
394
00:21:31,750 --> 00:21:34,044
There's no way the
Westside Ripper's in here.
395
00:21:34,085 --> 00:21:35,670
This is bullshit.
396
00:21:38,798 --> 00:21:40,759
- Hello, and welcome
to the second episode
397
00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:43,553
of our exciting new
true crime podcast,
398
00:21:43,595 --> 00:21:45,472
"Based on a True Story."
399
00:21:45,513 --> 00:21:48,516
I'm your host, the
Westside Ripper.
400
00:21:50,185 --> 00:21:52,145
And I've spent the
last few days here
401
00:21:52,187 --> 00:21:53,980
in my element at CrimeCon.
402
00:21:54,022 --> 00:21:56,816
And to celebrate, last night,
403
00:21:56,858 --> 00:21:59,361
I killed Dahlia Stone.
404
00:21:59,402 --> 00:22:00,612
- Oh, my God.
405
00:22:00,653 --> 00:22:04,240
- That was no
accident, no suicide.
406
00:22:04,282 --> 00:22:06,034
If you want to know more,
407
00:22:06,076 --> 00:22:08,870
stick around after the break.
408
00:22:34,270 --> 00:22:35,730
- Hey, what's going on?
409
00:22:37,273 --> 00:22:38,692
- The Westside Ripper's here?
410
00:22:38,733 --> 00:22:40,276
- Oh, my... we got to go.
- What?
411
00:22:40,318 --> 00:22:41,403
- Shit.
- Come, come.
412
00:22:46,491 --> 00:22:48,118
- It's Ruby.
413
00:22:48,159 --> 00:22:49,202
Hi.
414
00:22:49,244 --> 00:22:50,954
- Oh, my God, Ava,
where are you?
415
00:22:50,995 --> 00:22:52,831
- Uh, the buffet. Where else?
416
00:22:52,872 --> 00:22:54,749
- OK, well, get
down to Ballroom D.
417
00:22:54,791 --> 00:22:56,209
The Westside Ripper is here.
418
00:22:58,461 --> 00:22:59,838
- What?
419
00:22:59,879 --> 00:23:01,464
- Yeah, he's talking
about how he killed
420
00:23:01,506 --> 00:23:03,883
Dahlia Stone last night.
421
00:23:03,925 --> 00:23:06,011
- Uh, OK, yeah, we're...
We're... we're on our way.
422
00:23:07,762 --> 00:23:09,097
What the fuck?
423
00:23:21,735 --> 00:23:24,112
- This can't be for...
424
00:23:24,154 --> 00:23:25,339
This must be
something different.
425
00:23:25,363 --> 00:23:26,364
- ok.
426
00:23:29,659 --> 00:23:30,869
- Oh, my God.
427
00:23:30,910 --> 00:23:32,328
- What the fuck is he doing?
428
00:23:32,370 --> 00:23:33,705
- i...
429
00:23:34,831 --> 00:23:37,000
- I never met Dahlia Stone.
430
00:23:37,042 --> 00:23:38,585
I never attacked her.
431
00:23:38,626 --> 00:23:40,062
And I certainly never
ran away from her
432
00:23:40,086 --> 00:23:41,838
holding my balls.
433
00:23:41,880 --> 00:23:43,590
I have a long and proud record
434
00:23:43,631 --> 00:23:45,800
of leaving no survivors behind.
435
00:23:45,842 --> 00:23:47,093
- Hey.
- Hi.
436
00:23:47,135 --> 00:23:48,154
- So I followed her up to...
437
00:23:48,178 --> 00:23:49,554
- Oh, my God.
- This is insane.
438
00:23:49,596 --> 00:23:51,181
- Yeah.
439
00:23:51,222 --> 00:23:54,392
- Have you heard of this,
"Based on a True Story"?
440
00:23:54,434 --> 00:23:55,852
- No.
441
00:23:55,894 --> 00:23:57,604
- She said she'd tell
the world the truth:
442
00:23:57,645 --> 00:23:59,397
she made it all up.
443
00:23:59,439 --> 00:24:01,649
But I decided to throw her
over the railing instead.
444
00:24:07,614 --> 00:24:08,948
- Oh, and on the rooftop,
445
00:24:08,990 --> 00:24:11,242
she was wearing a star pendant.
446
00:24:11,284 --> 00:24:15,330
I'm sure my friends at
the LVPD will confirm.
447
00:24:15,372 --> 00:24:16,331
- We got to go
448
00:24:16,373 --> 00:24:17,374
talk to Matt.
- OK.
449
00:24:17,415 --> 00:24:18,559
- We'll
be right back, OK?
450
00:24:18,583 --> 00:24:19,602
- Yeah, yeah.
See you in a bit.
451
00:24:25,548 --> 00:24:26,591
- Oh.
452
00:24:26,633 --> 00:24:28,468
Ava!
453
00:24:34,683 --> 00:24:35,951
- What the fuck are you doing?
- Matt...
454
00:24:35,975 --> 00:24:37,852
- Shh, be cool. Be
cool, all right?
455
00:24:41,856 --> 00:24:44,234
- Hey, you said
you didn't do it.
456
00:24:44,275 --> 00:24:45,944
- Yeah, and I didn't.
I didn't do it.
457
00:24:45,985 --> 00:24:48,738
How many times?
I didn't do it.
458
00:24:48,780 --> 00:24:51,408
But I did have a
light bulb moment.
459
00:24:51,449 --> 00:24:53,827
Nobody gives a shit about
cold cases anymore, right?
460
00:24:53,868 --> 00:24:56,371
It's too old-school,
too "Serial."
461
00:24:56,413 --> 00:25:00,750
Our fans, they want fresh
content, new murders.
462
00:25:00,792 --> 00:25:02,877
And the newer, the better.
463
00:25:02,919 --> 00:25:04,671
- OK, that's great, but
we had an agreement.
464
00:25:04,713 --> 00:25:05,630
You said...
- I know we had
465
00:25:05,672 --> 00:25:06,715
an agreement, all right,
466
00:25:06,756 --> 00:25:07,966
but that doesn't mean...
- Shh.
467
00:25:08,008 --> 00:25:11,052
- That doesn't mean
that we can't, you know,
468
00:25:11,094 --> 00:25:13,263
claim a few of these as our own.
469
00:25:14,848 --> 00:25:16,516
I mean, look at this buzz.
470
00:25:19,686 --> 00:25:21,938
These jackals,
they are loving it.
471
00:25:21,980 --> 00:25:23,565
There is an entire
472
00:25:23,606 --> 00:25:25,650
Westside Ripper
industry out there,
473
00:25:25,692 --> 00:25:28,403
people making money
hand over fist
474
00:25:28,445 --> 00:25:30,530
on my hard work.
475
00:25:30,572 --> 00:25:32,699
What do we get? Nothing.
476
00:25:32,741 --> 00:25:35,493
113 fucking downloads.
477
00:25:38,455 --> 00:25:40,790
We've got to change it up.
478
00:25:40,832 --> 00:25:42,751
This is changing it up.
479
00:25:44,794 --> 00:25:46,671
So get on board,
480
00:25:46,713 --> 00:25:49,007
'cause this dream,
481
00:25:49,049 --> 00:25:51,926
this dream we had together,
482
00:25:51,968 --> 00:25:55,513
it's happening right now.
483
00:25:57,223 --> 00:25:59,017
- Matt, come back.
- I'll see you inside.
484
00:25:59,059 --> 00:26:00,643
- Come...
485
00:26:09,069 --> 00:26:11,279
Wow, this is a lot
of people, huh?
486
00:26:11,321 --> 00:26:12,906
- Yeah.
487
00:26:22,290 --> 00:26:25,377
- You know...
488
00:26:25,418 --> 00:26:28,421
maybe that girl did jump.
489
00:26:29,798 --> 00:26:31,216
- Totally possible.
490
00:26:31,257 --> 00:26:34,219
- Who's to really say who
jumped or didn't jump?
491
00:26:34,260 --> 00:26:35,887
We can't...
- Absolutely.
492
00:26:35,929 --> 00:26:38,848
- Say.
- No, we can't.
493
00:26:53,488 --> 00:26:54,823
- More murders to come.
494
00:26:54,864 --> 00:26:56,950
New podcasts every Friday.
495
00:26:56,991 --> 00:27:00,829
Oh, don't forget: like,
follow, subscribe.
496
00:28:17,614 --> 00:28:19,532
children: Nice shot, Dad.
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