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- * You know what it's like
to be nameless *
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* Want them to know
what your name is *
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* When I grow up,
I wanna be famous *
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* I wanna be a star,
I wanna be in movies *
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* When I grow up,
I wanna see the world *
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* Drive nice cars,
I wanna have groupies *
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- Babe, we did it!
Oh, my God, okay.
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Here's another one. You ready?
- Yeah.
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- "VICE Magazine,"
"'Based on a True Story,'
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"real or hoax?
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The podcast that's
gripped the nation."
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- Holy shit.
- [gasps]
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- Keep going.
- Yep, we got one
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from BuzzFeed:
"Top ten moments you can't miss
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from 'Based on a True Story.'"
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- Love you, BuzzFeed.
- Another amazing one.
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"New York Times Magazine,"
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"Bill Kristol
and Noam Chomsky debate,
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'What does "Based on a True
Story" say about America?'"
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- It says, the best...
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country ever!
- Oh, my God.
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Charli D'Amelio tweeted
"My new favorite obsession!
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#basedonatruestory!"
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- Who's Charli D'Amelio?
- I loved her
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from "Dancing with the Stars."
She won last year...
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- Okay.
- But she also has, like,
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150 million followers
on TikTok,
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so we are fucking viral, babe!
[cell phone rings]
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- Uh-oh, look
who's callin' here.
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Okay.
Hey, you see the Daily Beast?
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- [dramatically]
Who is the voice
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of "Based on a True Story"?
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- Can you believe that?
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- Man, we are everywhere.
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- Right?
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How far away are you?
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- I'm just on Sunset.
I'll see you soon.
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- * 'Cause see,
when I was younger *
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- Why did she invite him?
- I don't know.
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It's like, if I know someone,
she has to know them too.
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My friend has to be her friend.
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If I have a plumber, she has
to have the same plumber.
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It's like, fuck off.
- Yeah.
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This is gonna be
a fucking great party.
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- * Be careful
what you wish for *
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* 'Cause you just
might get it *
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- * Hey *
- * You just might get it *
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- * Hey *
- * You just might get it *
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{\an8}- [laughing]
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{\an8}- All right.
- Hi, guys.
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{\an8}- Wow.
- Welcome. Hi.
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{\an8}- Beautiful in here.
- Oh, thank you.
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{\an8}You look amazing. You're huge.
- Thank you.
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{\an8}Uh--
- Hi.
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{\an8}- Hi, girls.
- So good to see you.
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{\an8}- You guys look gorgeous.
- This dress--
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{\an8}- Cut two dresses...
- Stop.
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{\an8}- And put it together.
- No, you did not.
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{\an8}- Hi!
- Tory!
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{\an8}- Hi, sis.
- Hello.
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{\an8}- Little kid.
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{\an8}- You need a sweater.
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- Oh, hi.
- No, let it all out.
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- How was school?
- I just graduated.
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- You look smarter.
- Looking for a place to stay,
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you know, before baby comes
and kicks me out.
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- Oh, my God,
no one is kicking you out.
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Is there food yet?
- Yeah, inside.
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- Bye.
- Hi.
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- Who's your date?
- [gasps] Tinder guy.
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- Uh, no, actually, Bumble guy.
Jacob.
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- Another fuckfest.
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- Oh, no,
it's, like, a little early.
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- Is it?
- Alcohol?
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- Mm-hmm, yes.
- Yeah.
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- Yes, yes.
- I see this.
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- Bye.
- Holding hands.
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- Intimate.
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- I used to hate these things.
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I always got outbid.
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Not anymore, babe.
- Not anymore.
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- Look at this watch.
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- Ten-day vacation--
Four Seasons in Maui.
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Ooh, I like that one.
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- What else we got here?
- A little wine tasting
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at home?
That would be nice too.
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- A brick.
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- What is that?
- "A single brick salvaged
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from the last Manhattan
residence of Edgar Allan Poe"?
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- A creepy brick owned
by a horror writer?
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I have to have that.
- Early anniversary present?
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- [exclaims] That is so mine.
- It's gonna be yours, baby.
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- It also works as a weapon.
- Hey, it's my two
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favorite people.
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- Hey, Matt.
- Hey.
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- Hey, Michelle.
- Hey. [laughs lightly]
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- I didn't know
you were coming.
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- Well, surprise.
- Yay. [laughs]
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- [laughs] Yeah.
- Great. Yeah.
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And it's great that you guys--
um, how are you?
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- You know what?
We are awesome.
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- Yeah, and we have Nathan
to thank because he set us up.
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- Yeah.
- Oh, I--no, I didn't.
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I--I definitely didn't
set you up.
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- No, no, you did.
You did, remember?
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I--I said he was hot,
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and then you said
he was good people.
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- Buddy, thanks.
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I owe you.
- I didn't...
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- Good people?
[laughs drily]
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- Oop, excuse me.
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Thank you so much.
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Oh, my God,
these canapes are amazing.
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- Ugh, I know.
I've had, like, 17 of them.
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- [sighs]
- Uh...
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[light ambient music]
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Uh... [scoffs]
Carlos is here.
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- Mm, mm-hmm.
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Yeah.
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- You invited Carlos?
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- Yes.
I want all my friends here.
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- Oh, my God.
You invite him to, like,
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socialize too?
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- Well, this is the first one,
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but Simon doesn't care.
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- Hey.
- See?
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All good.
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- You guys are
so fucking weird.
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[indistinct chatter]
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Hey, guys.
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Bring it in.
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Look at these new numbers.
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15 million downloads.
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- That's a lot
of fuckin' money.
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- Yeah, that's a lot
of money.
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- Like, a million dollars.
- Can you believe that?
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Can you believe that?
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- Yeah, but you know
what the next question is?
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How do we make it bigger?
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- Okay, let's just enjoy
this moment.
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- We gotta push it.
Look.
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I went on a bit
of a deep dive on Reddit.
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Okay, 24% of our fans,
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they want me to keep talking
about my greatest hits
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over and over
like I'm Billy fucking Joel,
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but 76%, guess what they want?
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- Don't say it.
- Fresh new content,
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motherfuckers.
both: No.
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- No.
- Yeah. Yeah.
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- We're not talking
about that anymore.
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- They said it.
- Faking it worked
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pretty good in Vegas.
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- The fake was great.
It was great.
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It was a one-time thing.
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- How 'bout a two-time thing?
- It was great.
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- Why?
- No, we've gotten listen
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to our 15-million fanbase,
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and we gotta keep it real
for them.
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- Okay, listen to this.
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Spotify is talking about
a $20-million deal with us.
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- Yeah.
- So how 'bout that's keeping
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shit real, bro?
- That's keeping it real real,
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so just keep your shit
together,
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don't fuck it up,
and just keep cool.
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Offer's comin' in any minute.
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We're all gonna be rich.
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- Okay. Great.
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- Got it?
- I got it, yeah.
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- Don't fuck this up.
- Okay, don't fuck it up.
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[ominous music]
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* *
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[line trilling]
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- Yeah?
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- [gasping]
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* *
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- Okay, ready?
Oh, good catch.
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Good boy.
Come here. Come here.
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Come here, boy,
you handsome boy.
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Ooh. [laughing]
Oh, good catch.
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Oh, Duke is such
a handsome boy.
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Come here.
- Hey.
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Do you wanna try
this edible flower?
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- Do you think
we could get the dog back?
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- Uh, sorry, what?
[laughs]
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Are you kidding?
- I just--I...
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- [laughing]
- I'm really feeling like
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he wants to come home.
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- Okay, babe.
We gave them the dog.
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You can't ask for something
like that back.
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That's insane.
- We gave him the dog
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because our yard was too small.
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- Yes.
- But that's about
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to fucking change.
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We're gonna have a huge yard.
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He should come home.
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I mean, look--
look at the way he's--
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he throws the ball
like such a pussy.
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He's like--
- Anybody see that?
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- It is kind of a lame throw.
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- Right? Just like--
- Yeah, but that doesn't mean
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you can steal the dog back.
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- Good catch, Duke!
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- His name is McEnroe.
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It's not Duke, and he knows it.
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- You gotta let it go, okay?
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We can't ask for the dog back.
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- Okay, fine.
We'll buy him back.
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- [sighs] You know how much
Simon loves this dog?
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He does. He's obsessed.
- [laughs]
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- He sleeps in the guesthouse
with him.
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- Do you think I give a shit?
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Hey, pal.
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It's us.
He's look--he's looking at--
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- Babe, he's not looking at us.
- He's looking at us.
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- No, he's not.
You can't take something
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like that away.
- Hey.
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- That's--that's nuts.
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- Yeah, um, can I--
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can I grab you for a second?
I just--
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- Yeah.
- I need a hand.
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- Yes. Please don't
steal the dog, okay?
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- Come here, Duke.
Come to me. Come to me.
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Oh, come here. Good catch.
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Good boy.
Come here. Come here.
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Okay, Duke.
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Go get it.
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Oh, good catch.
You're such a handsome boy.
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Bring it back. Bring it back.
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- Just love this room!
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It's so beautiful.
Where are the party favors?
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You hiding them up here?
- Ava--
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- Also, you have no pictures.
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It's really weird.
- Hey, are you okay?
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- What?
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[curious music]
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What--what is that?
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[laughs]
- I don't know. You tell me.
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I saw it fall out
of your pocket at CrimeCon.
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- I've--I've never seen that
before in my life.
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- You've never seen this before
in your life?
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- No.
- Ever?
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- No.
- Okay.
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"WTF? You killed Dahlia?
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"You made a podcast without us?
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Meet us outside
in the corridor now."
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You're "Based on a True Story,"
aren't you?
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- The--
[laughs]
248
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"Based on a"--
the--the--the podcast?
249
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- Ava, I-I just--
I wanna help you.
250
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Are you in danger?
- No.
251
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- Because I--I called
the number
252
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on this phone,
and Matt answered.
253
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- I don't--no. What?
254
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- He's the Westside
fucking Ripper, isn't he?
255
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What is going on?
256
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- Okay--
- Why--why are you doing this?
257
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Is--is he threatening you...
- It's not what you think.
258
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- Or Nathan?
- Oh, my God, no.
259
00:08:51,114 --> 00:08:53,324
It's not--
it's not like that at all.
260
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- No? Then what is it?
Because it says right here
261
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that he killed
that girl in Vegas.
262
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- Okay, is that why
you invited Matt tonight?
263
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So you could ask me about this?
264
00:09:00,081 --> 00:09:01,750
- I mean, I invited him
to find out
265
00:09:01,791 --> 00:09:03,418
if he's the guy so I--
so I could help you,
266
00:09:03,460 --> 00:09:05,170
but if you don't want my help,
I'll just go to the cops with--
267
00:09:05,211 --> 00:09:06,629
- No, no, no. No, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no.
268
00:09:06,671 --> 00:09:08,798
There's no--we don't need to--
let's just all calm down.
269
00:09:08,840 --> 00:09:10,258
No cops.
You don't need to call anybody.
270
00:09:10,300 --> 00:09:12,427
Oh, fuck. Okay.
I'm gonna tell you the truth.
271
00:09:12,469 --> 00:09:14,054
Okay?
- Okay.
272
00:09:15,263 --> 00:09:16,723
- Nathan and I are broke.
273
00:09:16,765 --> 00:09:18,850
We--we were gonna lose
the house.
274
00:09:18,892 --> 00:09:20,310
- What?
- I know, and Matt was over,
275
00:09:20,352 --> 00:09:21,936
and we started talking,
and it turns out
276
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he's a--he's this, like,
crime fanatic junkie like us.
277
00:09:25,148 --> 00:09:29,486
So the three of us decided
to make a fake podcast
278
00:09:29,527 --> 00:09:33,323
where Matt pretends
to be the Westside Ripper.
279
00:09:36,409 --> 00:09:40,121
- So Matt is pretending
to be a serial killer?
280
00:09:40,163 --> 00:09:41,498
- I know.
When you say it like that,
281
00:09:41,539 --> 00:09:42,624
it sounds really bad, but--
282
00:09:42,665 --> 00:09:45,251
it-it's so bad and--
and fucked up.
283
00:09:45,293 --> 00:09:47,253
I know it sounds like that,
but we were desperate,
284
00:09:47,295 --> 00:09:49,255
desperate,
completely desperate, and--
285
00:09:49,297 --> 00:09:51,466
and then Matt, like,
he got, like, really into it,
286
00:09:51,508 --> 00:09:53,218
and he pretended he was the guy
287
00:09:53,259 --> 00:09:54,761
that pushed that girl
off the roof.
288
00:09:54,803 --> 00:09:56,137
And people got obsessed.
289
00:09:56,179 --> 00:09:58,431
They couldn't get enough of it.
290
00:09:58,473 --> 00:10:01,601
- So you're saying
that all of this is--is fake
291
00:10:01,643 --> 00:10:02,811
and that guy's just a plumber?
292
00:10:02,852 --> 00:10:04,896
- Yes!
- Because this looks
293
00:10:04,938 --> 00:10:06,523
pretty fucking real to me.
294
00:10:06,564 --> 00:10:07,732
- Well, good.
295
00:10:07,774 --> 00:10:10,276
We--[laughs]
We got you.
296
00:10:10,318 --> 00:10:11,361
That's good.
297
00:10:11,403 --> 00:10:12,570
That--
[splutters]
298
00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:14,322
Come on.
299
00:10:14,364 --> 00:10:16,449
Do you think
that I would be in business
300
00:10:16,491 --> 00:10:18,993
with a real serial killer?
301
00:10:19,035 --> 00:10:21,996
I mean, you sound insane.
302
00:10:22,038 --> 00:10:24,666
That would be the biggest
fucking stupidest thing
303
00:10:24,708 --> 00:10:26,334
I could do, right?
304
00:10:26,376 --> 00:10:28,086
Right?
305
00:10:29,713 --> 00:10:30,839
- Yeah.
- Right.
306
00:10:30,880 --> 00:10:32,173
Please don't tell anybody.
307
00:10:32,215 --> 00:10:35,427
Truly, like, I--
I literally dragged Nathan
308
00:10:35,468 --> 00:10:36,886
into this shit show.
309
00:10:36,928 --> 00:10:38,388
There's a baby coming.
310
00:10:38,430 --> 00:10:41,141
Our lives could be over.
311
00:10:41,182 --> 00:10:42,392
Please.
312
00:10:44,394 --> 00:10:45,770
- Okay.
313
00:10:45,812 --> 00:10:47,772
Okay.
Yeah, no, no, no. I--I--
314
00:10:47,814 --> 00:10:48,857
I won't say a word.
315
00:10:48,898 --> 00:10:50,692
- [sighs] Thank you.
316
00:10:50,734 --> 00:10:53,111
Thank you.
- Wow. [laughs]
317
00:10:53,153 --> 00:10:56,197
I got to admit, this is--
this is kind of genius.
318
00:10:56,239 --> 00:10:58,742
"Based on a True Story"
is based on a fake story.
319
00:10:58,783 --> 00:11:00,827
- I know.
- I-I wish I'd thought of it.
320
00:11:00,869 --> 00:11:03,413
- Yeah. Well, yeah.
Well, yeah. Mm-hmm.
321
00:11:03,455 --> 00:11:04,748
Thank you.
322
00:11:05,915 --> 00:11:07,334
[sighs]
- I got your back.
323
00:11:07,375 --> 00:11:10,545
- Thank you. Okay. Okay.
- Let's go back outside.
324
00:11:10,587 --> 00:11:13,590
- Duke, Duke.
Duke.
325
00:11:13,631 --> 00:11:14,591
Duke.
- McEnroe. See?
326
00:11:14,632 --> 00:11:16,009
He likes McEnroe. McEnroe.
327
00:11:16,051 --> 00:11:17,552
McEnroe, right there.
328
00:11:17,594 --> 00:11:18,678
[The Cowsills' "The Rain,
the Park, & Other Things"]
329
00:11:18,720 --> 00:11:20,055
Good boy.
330
00:11:20,096 --> 00:11:21,765
Yes! Come on, buddy.
331
00:11:21,806 --> 00:11:23,475
- Come here. Come here.
- Come on, buddy.
332
00:11:23,516 --> 00:11:27,312
- * She sat there
and smiled at me *
333
00:11:27,354 --> 00:11:29,230
- Come to me, Duke.
Come to me, Duke.
334
00:11:29,272 --> 00:11:31,149
- [laughs]
335
00:11:31,191 --> 00:11:32,233
Good boy.
336
00:11:32,275 --> 00:11:33,610
- * Make me happy *
337
00:11:33,651 --> 00:11:34,944
Ready? Go.
- Okay.
338
00:11:34,986 --> 00:11:37,113
I--I got it.
Okay, here we go.
339
00:11:37,155 --> 00:11:38,490
Go get it.
[dog barks]
340
00:11:38,531 --> 00:11:39,449
- Here boy. Come on.
341
00:11:39,491 --> 00:11:42,035
[both calling]
342
00:11:42,077 --> 00:11:43,787
Here, boy. Come on.
- Duke.
343
00:11:43,828 --> 00:11:45,121
- Hey, hey.
- Come on.
344
00:11:45,163 --> 00:11:46,831
Bring it to me.
Bring it to me, to me.
345
00:11:46,873 --> 00:11:49,042
Me, me.
- McEnroe, look at me.
346
00:11:49,084 --> 00:11:51,461
Come here, pal. Come here, pal.
347
00:11:51,503 --> 00:11:52,545
Look at me. Come here.
348
00:11:52,587 --> 00:11:54,172
Bring it to me. To me.
- Duke. Duke!
349
00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:55,840
- * She seemed so sweet
and kind *
350
00:11:55,882 --> 00:11:58,093
- [laughing] Come to me, Duke.
Come to me.
351
00:11:58,134 --> 00:12:00,720
Come to me.
Come to me, Duke.
352
00:12:00,762 --> 00:12:03,056
Yay--oh!
353
00:12:03,098 --> 00:12:05,350
Aah!
[people screaming]
354
00:12:05,392 --> 00:12:08,395
[screaming]
355
00:12:08,436 --> 00:12:10,772
[tense music]
356
00:12:10,814 --> 00:12:11,856
Help! Help!
357
00:12:11,898 --> 00:12:15,318
[continues screaming]
358
00:12:15,360 --> 00:12:22,283
* *
359
00:12:25,328 --> 00:12:27,539
- I'm gonna getcha outta here.
360
00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:29,499
- * I turned around
and she was gone *
361
00:12:29,541 --> 00:12:32,669
- * Where did she go? *
- * And all I had left *
362
00:12:32,711 --> 00:12:36,006
* Was one little flower
in my hand *
363
00:12:37,674 --> 00:12:39,551
* But I knew *
- * I knew, I knew *
364
00:12:39,592 --> 00:12:42,929
* I knew, I knew *
- * She had made me happy *
365
00:12:42,971 --> 00:12:44,180
- * Happy *
366
00:12:44,222 --> 00:12:45,640
- * She had made me
very happy *
367
00:12:45,682 --> 00:12:49,185
- * Flowers in her hair *
- * Hair *
368
00:12:49,227 --> 00:12:50,729
- * Flowers everywhere *
369
00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:52,063
- McEnroe.
- Duke.
370
00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:53,481
- McEnroe.
- Come to me. Come to me, Duke.
371
00:12:53,523 --> 00:12:54,858
- Bring it to me.
- Come to me. Come to me, Duke.
372
00:12:54,899 --> 00:12:56,234
Duke!
- Look at me.
373
00:12:56,276 --> 00:12:57,235
- Come to me. Come to me.
- McEnroe.
374
00:12:57,277 --> 00:12:58,820
- Come to me.
Yeah, yeah.
375
00:12:58,862 --> 00:12:59,821
Oh! Oh, don't--
- Good boy.
376
00:12:59,863 --> 00:13:02,824
[somber music]
377
00:13:02,866 --> 00:13:04,284
* *
378
00:13:04,325 --> 00:13:05,952
- Hey.
379
00:13:05,994 --> 00:13:07,787
Hi. Hi.
380
00:13:07,829 --> 00:13:09,998
- You good?
381
00:13:10,040 --> 00:13:12,667
- Um, yes.
382
00:13:12,709 --> 00:13:14,419
Yes, I'm good.
383
00:13:14,461 --> 00:13:17,172
- Everybody, please
take a seat inside.
384
00:13:17,213 --> 00:13:20,133
Dinner first,
and then the auction.
385
00:13:22,218 --> 00:13:24,054
- Yeah, he likes me
so much better than Simon.
386
00:13:24,095 --> 00:13:27,140
- I know.
- Let's get that fuckin' brick.
387
00:13:27,182 --> 00:13:30,769
- Hey, did you call me before?
388
00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:32,687
- Uh, it was a butt-dial,
sorry.
389
00:13:32,729 --> 00:13:34,314
- Really?
- Yep.
390
00:13:34,356 --> 00:13:35,982
Where's the trust, partner?
391
00:13:36,024 --> 00:13:38,234
[tense music]
392
00:13:42,739 --> 00:13:44,324
- The same caterer did my--
our wedding.
393
00:13:44,366 --> 00:13:46,409
- I didn't know that.
- Uh-huh.
394
00:13:46,451 --> 00:13:48,161
That's right.
- Yeah.
395
00:13:48,203 --> 00:13:49,204
- Hm?
[dog whines]
396
00:13:49,245 --> 00:13:50,246
- Absolutely.
- It's great.
397
00:13:50,288 --> 00:13:51,247
- Okay.
- I wish he would take
398
00:13:51,289 --> 00:13:52,207
an interest in my--
- I mean--
399
00:13:52,248 --> 00:13:53,416
[indistinct chatter]
400
00:13:53,458 --> 00:13:54,626
- [laughs]
401
00:13:55,919 --> 00:13:57,921
- You tried your cake?
- No.
402
00:13:57,962 --> 00:13:59,047
- Goodness. [gasps]
403
00:13:59,089 --> 00:14:00,090
Thank you.
404
00:14:00,131 --> 00:14:01,591
- Nice to see you.
405
00:14:01,633 --> 00:14:04,260
- So are you a part
of the crew now?
406
00:14:04,302 --> 00:14:05,929
- Hey, did you crush
those midterms?
407
00:14:05,970 --> 00:14:08,390
- Yeah, I'm going
to UCLA Law in the fall.
408
00:14:08,431 --> 00:14:10,684
- Oh, my God. Congrats.
- Yeah, thanks.
409
00:14:10,725 --> 00:14:12,268
- So we're gonna see
a lot more of you.
410
00:14:12,310 --> 00:14:14,312
- Yeah, a whole lot more.
- Awesome.
411
00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:16,314
- "Crushed those midterms"?
412
00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:18,483
- So a sign of the times,
I tried to put an ad
413
00:14:18,525 --> 00:14:21,820
on that hot true crime podcast,
"Based on a True Story."
414
00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:23,029
- Hot.
- Brilliant.
415
00:14:23,071 --> 00:14:24,239
- Such a hot show.
416
00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:26,241
- Is that not a genius idea?
- Right?
417
00:14:26,282 --> 00:14:27,742
- Yeah.
- Amazing.
418
00:14:27,784 --> 00:14:29,327
- Brilliant.
- Yeah.
419
00:14:29,369 --> 00:14:31,037
- I love that.
- Oh, my gosh, it gets me hot.
420
00:14:31,079 --> 00:14:32,330
- So brilliant.
- It's so good.
421
00:14:32,372 --> 00:14:33,665
- I think it's fake.
- Oh, yeah?
422
00:14:33,707 --> 00:14:36,418
- Yeah, like, the, um--
the Orson Welles thing?
423
00:14:36,459 --> 00:14:37,585
- Uh, "War of the Worlds"?
424
00:14:37,627 --> 00:14:39,671
- It could be just
street theater.
425
00:14:39,713 --> 00:14:41,798
- Absolutely not.
Are you kidding me?
426
00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:43,133
You heard this guy's voice?
427
00:14:43,174 --> 00:14:44,759
That's a stabby voice.
428
00:14:44,801 --> 00:14:47,178
- What?
- I buy it 100%.
429
00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:48,847
That guy is the killer.
- Mm.
430
00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:51,307
- You should just ask them.
- There's no chance.
431
00:14:51,349 --> 00:14:53,852
- [gasps] Yeah.
- You never talk to anybody.
432
00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:55,145
- Oh.
- No, you--
433
00:14:55,186 --> 00:14:57,230
you email a shell corporation.
434
00:14:57,272 --> 00:14:58,773
You pay them in crypto.
435
00:14:58,815 --> 00:15:02,444
Nobody knows where they are
or who they are.
436
00:15:02,485 --> 00:15:04,988
- Wow.
- I wouldn't pay them a cent.
437
00:15:05,030 --> 00:15:07,866
Paul, the guy
is killing people.
438
00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:09,659
- Okay, Richard.
439
00:15:09,701 --> 00:15:13,496
Last time I checked, there is
still free speech in America.
440
00:15:13,538 --> 00:15:15,790
- Okay, even if that speech
is about
441
00:15:15,832 --> 00:15:17,292
how you just killed someone?
442
00:15:17,334 --> 00:15:18,626
- Yeah, especially then.
443
00:15:18,668 --> 00:15:21,129
You--you wanna outlaw
offensive speech?
444
00:15:21,171 --> 00:15:22,839
Who decides
what goes on the list?
445
00:15:22,881 --> 00:15:24,382
Me? You?
446
00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:26,176
- I listen to it, and I think
447
00:15:26,217 --> 00:15:28,178
it's totally
fucking disgusting.
448
00:15:28,219 --> 00:15:29,888
I think that you're right.
449
00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:31,514
I think that it's all true.
450
00:15:31,556 --> 00:15:33,141
I think he's a serial killer.
451
00:15:33,183 --> 00:15:35,018
And I think the people
that are helping him
452
00:15:35,060 --> 00:15:36,644
are far worse than he is.
453
00:15:36,686 --> 00:15:38,563
- Oh. What people?
- Preach, sister.
454
00:15:38,605 --> 00:15:39,856
- There's an interviewer.
- Hm?
455
00:15:39,898 --> 00:15:41,399
- Don't say that.
- Right? I mean, somebody...
456
00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:42,817
- No, that's not your word.
- Has to be helping him.
457
00:15:42,859 --> 00:15:46,321
The Westside Ripper has
some kind of brain defect,
458
00:15:46,363 --> 00:15:48,823
but these parasites are
making money off of him.
459
00:15:48,865 --> 00:15:50,825
They should go to prison
longer than he does.
460
00:15:50,867 --> 00:15:53,078
- [coughs]
- That's a very good point.
461
00:15:53,119 --> 00:15:54,371
No, they really should.
462
00:15:54,412 --> 00:15:56,247
Think about it.
- Mm.
463
00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:58,625
- I don't know. I--
464
00:15:58,667 --> 00:16:00,835
there's nothing wrong
with makin' money.
465
00:16:00,877 --> 00:16:03,046
I love money. You love money.
466
00:16:03,088 --> 00:16:04,589
You love money.
467
00:16:04,631 --> 00:16:06,049
Money's great.
468
00:16:06,091 --> 00:16:07,384
Puts food on the table,
469
00:16:07,425 --> 00:16:09,386
puts our kids through school.
470
00:16:09,427 --> 00:16:11,513
Carlos loves money.
Right?
471
00:16:11,554 --> 00:16:12,806
- What?
472
00:16:12,847 --> 00:16:15,058
- Can't open your gym
on the East Coast
473
00:16:15,100 --> 00:16:17,310
without money, right?
474
00:16:17,352 --> 00:16:19,562
- Uh, it certainly
would help, yeah.
475
00:16:19,604 --> 00:16:22,524
- Mm, guys, I think it's time
476
00:16:22,565 --> 00:16:24,734
to start bidding
on the items, right?
477
00:16:24,776 --> 00:16:26,986
- I just wanna say
I love Carlos' business plan.
478
00:16:27,028 --> 00:16:29,322
- Oh, my God.
- And I--
479
00:16:29,364 --> 00:16:30,740
I want to invest in it.
480
00:16:30,782 --> 00:16:33,743
- Wait, you--you want
to invest in my gym?
481
00:16:33,785 --> 00:16:37,914
- Yeah, I want to finance
the whole thing by myself.
482
00:16:37,956 --> 00:16:39,207
[unsettling music]
483
00:16:39,249 --> 00:16:40,417
- Well, that's--
- [laughs]
484
00:16:40,458 --> 00:16:41,668
Wait, are you serious?
485
00:16:41,710 --> 00:16:42,919
- 100%.
486
00:16:42,961 --> 00:16:43,920
- Great.
- Yeah?
487
00:16:43,962 --> 00:16:45,046
- When do we start?
488
00:16:45,088 --> 00:16:46,923
* *
489
00:16:46,965 --> 00:16:48,883
[dishes clatter]
- Now.
490
00:16:48,925 --> 00:16:50,885
- [laughs]
- What?
491
00:16:50,927 --> 00:16:52,762
- [sharply] Now.
492
00:16:52,804 --> 00:16:54,055
Like, right now.
493
00:16:54,097 --> 00:16:55,223
Immediately.
494
00:16:56,766 --> 00:16:57,851
- Immediately?
495
00:16:57,892 --> 00:16:59,269
- [laughs] He's joking.
496
00:16:59,310 --> 00:17:01,312
He's just--
497
00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:03,565
- Go pack a bag,
498
00:17:03,606 --> 00:17:05,025
go to LAX,
499
00:17:05,066 --> 00:17:07,819
get on the red-eye,
go to New York, get to work.
500
00:17:07,861 --> 00:17:10,405
It's gonna take
a couple of years.
501
00:17:10,447 --> 00:17:12,198
I'm gonna need you there
the whole time
502
00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:14,826
overseeing construction,
the plans,
503
00:17:14,868 --> 00:17:18,371
and you're not gonna be able
to come back here ever.
504
00:17:18,413 --> 00:17:23,793
* *
505
00:17:23,835 --> 00:17:26,296
- Why you doing this?
506
00:17:26,338 --> 00:17:28,757
Hm?
- Hm?
507
00:17:28,798 --> 00:17:30,884
- Why are you doing this
right now?
508
00:17:30,925 --> 00:17:32,177
Is it 'cause I invited him?
509
00:17:32,218 --> 00:17:35,096
- [laughs] What?
510
00:17:35,138 --> 00:17:36,639
I believe in Carlos.
511
00:17:36,681 --> 00:17:38,808
I like Carlos' business plan.
512
00:17:38,850 --> 00:17:41,936
Unless there's something
that Carlos loves
513
00:17:41,978 --> 00:17:45,148
more than money here in LA.
514
00:17:45,190 --> 00:17:46,358
Then he should stay.
515
00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:49,652
* *
516
00:17:49,694 --> 00:17:51,654
Okay.
517
00:17:51,696 --> 00:17:55,450
I just
transferred you $250,000.
518
00:17:55,492 --> 00:17:56,409
- [gasps]
- What?
519
00:17:56,451 --> 00:17:58,370
[phone chimes]
520
00:17:58,411 --> 00:18:01,373
[music darkens]
521
00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:03,500
* *
522
00:18:03,541 --> 00:18:04,918
- When I get
my investment back,
523
00:18:04,959 --> 00:18:06,544
we'll go 50/50.
524
00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:09,381
If it works out, I'll finance
a national rollout,
525
00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:12,384
but you gotta go right now.
526
00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:19,766
* *
527
00:18:20,392 --> 00:18:21,351
- [whispers]
You don't have to go.
528
00:18:21,393 --> 00:18:24,229
Babe, please, stay for me.
529
00:18:24,270 --> 00:18:25,730
- You gotta go, Carlos.
530
00:18:25,772 --> 00:18:28,066
* *
531
00:18:28,108 --> 00:18:29,275
- I'm sorry.
532
00:18:30,193 --> 00:18:32,153
- [gasps]
- Oh.
533
00:18:32,195 --> 00:18:35,281
[indistinct whispers]
534
00:18:41,871 --> 00:18:42,789
[door shuts]
535
00:18:44,541 --> 00:18:47,043
- Are you fucking insane?
536
00:18:47,085 --> 00:18:51,256
* *
537
00:18:51,297 --> 00:18:53,425
Why would you do that?
538
00:18:53,466 --> 00:18:55,885
Why the fuck do you even care?
539
00:18:57,137 --> 00:18:59,222
- [scoffs]
540
00:18:59,264 --> 00:19:00,974
- God.
- [clears throat]
541
00:19:02,267 --> 00:19:03,435
- Hey, buddy.
542
00:19:03,476 --> 00:19:04,978
You got
some interesting friends.
543
00:19:05,020 --> 00:19:08,398
- Okay, let's help
some teen runaways!
544
00:19:08,440 --> 00:19:10,066
- [crying]
545
00:19:10,108 --> 00:19:12,277
- Oh, my God.
546
00:19:12,318 --> 00:19:14,154
I cannot believe that happened.
547
00:19:14,195 --> 00:19:15,655
[soft dramatic music]
548
00:19:15,697 --> 00:19:16,656
You okay?
549
00:19:16,698 --> 00:19:18,199
I know you really loved Carlos.
550
00:19:18,241 --> 00:19:19,743
- Oh, fuck Carlos.
551
00:19:19,784 --> 00:19:21,494
[sniffles]
I never loved Carlos,
552
00:19:21,536 --> 00:19:24,664
but fuck him for leaving.
553
00:19:24,706 --> 00:19:28,251
- Well, I mean, we all know
you're gonna be just fine.
554
00:19:28,293 --> 00:19:30,170
- Will I?
- Yes.
555
00:19:30,211 --> 00:19:33,089
- 'Cause I feel like
I'm pretty fucked right now.
556
00:19:33,131 --> 00:19:37,135
Ava, look at my life right now.
557
00:19:37,177 --> 00:19:38,720
Take a good look.
558
00:19:38,762 --> 00:19:41,097
You gotta let me in
on the podcast.
559
00:19:41,139 --> 00:19:43,808
Okay? It's--it's literally
all that I got.
560
00:19:43,850 --> 00:19:45,810
* *
561
00:19:45,852 --> 00:19:48,104
- Okay, uh, maybe we should
talk about this another time.
562
00:19:48,146 --> 00:19:50,148
- No, no, no, 'cause--
'cause I can help you.
563
00:19:50,190 --> 00:19:52,359
You know, you--you know
I'm great with marketing.
564
00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:54,944
Right? And branding,
and I know this world.
565
00:19:54,986 --> 00:19:57,364
And we're the "Wine & Crime"
girls, right?
566
00:19:57,405 --> 00:19:58,907
- Yeah, I can't do this.
- Oh, well, I--
567
00:19:58,948 --> 00:20:00,825
because do you remember
that guy--
568
00:20:00,867 --> 00:20:02,744
that guy that I had
a thing with in Cabo last year?
569
00:20:02,786 --> 00:20:05,205
'Cause he's huge at Wondery,
570
00:20:05,246 --> 00:20:06,331
and--and he's married,
571
00:20:06,373 --> 00:20:07,749
so he definitely owes me
a solid.
572
00:20:07,791 --> 00:20:09,918
I can get him to make us
a preemptive offer,
573
00:20:09,959 --> 00:20:12,629
you know, probably
a really, really big one.
574
00:20:12,671 --> 00:20:14,255
- Oh, my God.
- Yes.
575
00:20:14,297 --> 00:20:18,635
- So some guy is gonna make us
a multimillion-dollar offer
576
00:20:18,677 --> 00:20:20,470
because he went down on you
in Cabo?
577
00:20:20,512 --> 00:20:23,348
- Yeah, that is
how the world works.
578
00:20:23,390 --> 00:20:25,225
How do you not know that?
579
00:20:25,266 --> 00:20:27,018
- Okay, just trust me.
580
00:20:27,060 --> 00:20:29,104
You shouldn't get involved
in this 'cause it's a mess.
581
00:20:29,145 --> 00:20:30,480
- Okay, hold on.
582
00:20:30,522 --> 00:20:31,648
Don't come at me like
you're my friend now.
583
00:20:31,690 --> 00:20:33,191
- What?
- No, I know exactly
584
00:20:33,233 --> 00:20:34,776
what's going on.
585
00:20:34,818 --> 00:20:37,529
I mean, I know
Matt's the killer.
586
00:20:37,570 --> 00:20:39,864
- I have no fucking idea
what you're talking about.
587
00:20:39,906 --> 00:20:41,324
- Okay.
588
00:20:41,366 --> 00:20:42,909
So if I took Matt's wine glass
589
00:20:42,951 --> 00:20:44,661
and took it down
to the police station,
590
00:20:44,703 --> 00:20:47,997
you're telling me that his DNA
wouldn't be an exact match
591
00:20:48,039 --> 00:20:49,499
to the Westside Ripper?
592
00:20:49,541 --> 00:20:52,669
[foreboding music]
593
00:20:52,711 --> 00:20:54,713
- If you tell a single person
about this,
594
00:20:54,754 --> 00:20:57,465
I will fucking end you.
595
00:20:57,507 --> 00:20:59,092
- But I already told Simon.
596
00:21:00,510 --> 00:21:02,387
- What?
- Yeah.
597
00:21:02,429 --> 00:21:04,389
I told him.
- You told--
598
00:21:04,431 --> 00:21:06,016
you told Simon?
Are you insane?
599
00:21:06,057 --> 00:21:08,351
Why would you do that?
- Because he's a lawyer,
600
00:21:08,393 --> 00:21:09,769
and he will protect me!
601
00:21:09,811 --> 00:21:12,022
- Oh, my God.
He's not gonna protect you.
602
00:21:12,063 --> 00:21:14,482
He fucking hates you.
He hates everything about you!
603
00:21:14,524 --> 00:21:16,693
- Oh, sweetie. [scoffs]
604
00:21:16,735 --> 00:21:18,111
That's just married talk.
605
00:21:18,153 --> 00:21:19,654
- Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
I can't believe
606
00:21:19,696 --> 00:21:21,239
you would be stupid enough
607
00:21:21,281 --> 00:21:22,782
to fucking tell Simon!
608
00:21:22,824 --> 00:21:25,160
- Oh, I absolutely am
that stupid.
609
00:21:25,201 --> 00:21:26,703
And why not?
610
00:21:26,745 --> 00:21:29,914
I mean, it's worked pretty well
for me so far, right?
611
00:21:29,956 --> 00:21:31,416
Tell me something.
612
00:21:31,458 --> 00:21:34,044
Who's the one
living in a mansion
613
00:21:34,085 --> 00:21:36,880
in the Palisades,
614
00:21:36,921 --> 00:21:39,424
and who can't afford
their mortgage in Mar Vista?
615
00:21:40,550 --> 00:21:42,093
- Okay, you listen to me,
616
00:21:42,135 --> 00:21:44,637
you with your little
400 calories a day,
617
00:21:44,679 --> 00:21:46,848
your cool sculpt,
and your amazing blowjobs
618
00:21:46,890 --> 00:21:47,974
you can't stop bragging about--
619
00:21:48,016 --> 00:21:50,060
- They are amazing.
- Well,
620
00:21:50,101 --> 00:21:52,729
not amazing enough
to keep Carlos around.
621
00:21:52,771 --> 00:21:54,564
So if you wanna go steal
622
00:21:54,606 --> 00:21:56,399
the Westside Ripper's
wine glass,
623
00:21:56,441 --> 00:21:57,859
good fucking luck.
624
00:21:57,901 --> 00:21:58,985
- Fuck you.
625
00:21:59,027 --> 00:22:00,737
Fuck you, 'cause Nathan
will bring me in
626
00:22:00,779 --> 00:22:03,573
'cause he is nothing like you!
627
00:22:03,615 --> 00:22:05,575
He will cut me in!
628
00:22:05,617 --> 00:22:08,119
And my blowjobs
are the fucking best!
629
00:22:08,161 --> 00:22:09,329
[sniffles]
630
00:22:09,371 --> 00:22:12,415
Everyone in LA knows it...
631
00:22:12,457 --> 00:22:13,750
and Dubai.
632
00:22:18,171 --> 00:22:19,464
- 900, $900.
Ladies and gentlemen,
633
00:22:19,506 --> 00:22:20,757
it would be a dream
within a dream
634
00:22:20,799 --> 00:22:22,676
if we got to $1,000.
635
00:22:22,717 --> 00:22:25,470
Do I hear 1, $1,000
636
00:22:25,512 --> 00:22:26,721
for the Edgar Allan Poe brick.
637
00:22:26,763 --> 00:22:27,972
How 'bout a 1,200?
Who'll do a 1,200?
638
00:22:28,014 --> 00:22:29,432
There's a fan
of blood and murder for 1,200.
639
00:22:29,474 --> 00:22:31,267
- Hey, can I talk to you
for a second?
640
00:22:31,309 --> 00:22:33,186
- Hold on, these fuckers are
trying to steal your brick.
641
00:22:33,228 --> 00:22:34,646
- $1,300.
- Okay, but--
642
00:22:34,688 --> 00:22:37,357
[sighs]
I need you for one second.
643
00:22:37,399 --> 00:22:39,025
- We're gonna lose the brick.
- I don't care.
644
00:22:39,067 --> 00:22:40,735
Just come on.
645
00:22:40,777 --> 00:22:42,070
So here's the thing--
don't panic
646
00:22:42,112 --> 00:22:43,780
when I tell you this--
but I lost the burner.
647
00:22:43,822 --> 00:22:44,781
- What?
- I got it back,
648
00:22:44,823 --> 00:22:45,824
but I dropped it in Vegas,
649
00:22:45,865 --> 00:22:47,242
and then Ruby, she found it,
650
00:22:47,283 --> 00:22:48,368
and now she's blackmailing...
- Oh, my fucking God.
651
00:22:48,410 --> 00:22:49,327
- Us and wants in
on everything.
652
00:22:49,369 --> 00:22:50,495
- Ruby?
- Yes.
653
00:22:50,537 --> 00:22:51,413
- How did you not
know you dropped it?
654
00:22:51,454 --> 00:22:52,414
- It was an accident! Okay?
655
00:22:52,455 --> 00:22:53,498
We had been using yours.
656
00:22:53,540 --> 00:22:54,624
I barely use mine.
I thought it was
657
00:22:54,666 --> 00:22:55,875
in my bag, but it fell out.
658
00:22:55,917 --> 00:22:57,335
I know I fucked up,
but she knows everything.
659
00:22:57,377 --> 00:22:59,170
She knows that Matt
is the Westside Ripper,
660
00:22:59,212 --> 00:23:01,131
and she told me
that she told Simon.
661
00:23:01,172 --> 00:23:03,883
- She told Simon?
- Well, she might be bluffing.
662
00:23:03,925 --> 00:23:05,635
I don't fuckin' know, but--
- This is fine. It's fine.
663
00:23:05,677 --> 00:23:06,845
[dog whines]
We're gonna figure this out.
664
00:23:06,886 --> 00:23:08,138
But this place is toxic.
665
00:23:08,179 --> 00:23:09,764
Okay? I'm telling you,
it's fucking toxic.
666
00:23:09,806 --> 00:23:12,017
They're nuts.
I'm taking McEnroe outta here.
667
00:23:12,058 --> 00:23:13,935
- Babe, who fucking cares
about the dog right now?
668
00:23:13,977 --> 00:23:15,478
Just forget the fuckin' dog.
669
00:23:15,520 --> 00:23:17,063
[phone chimes]
We have bigger problems.
670
00:23:18,565 --> 00:23:20,025
What? What?
- Oh, shit.
671
00:23:20,066 --> 00:23:23,069
Alba, she just came out
against us.
672
00:23:23,111 --> 00:23:24,279
- No, not Alba.
673
00:23:24,320 --> 00:23:25,530
- Jessica Alba just tweeted,
674
00:23:25,572 --> 00:23:27,907
"If #BasedOnATrueStory
is true, it's sickening.
675
00:23:27,949 --> 00:23:29,409
"If it's fake,
it might be even worse.
676
00:23:29,451 --> 00:23:30,702
"America,
we're better than this.
677
00:23:30,744 --> 00:23:33,455
#CancelBasedOnATrueStory."
678
00:23:33,496 --> 00:23:35,040
- Oh, no, oh, no, oh, no.
679
00:23:35,081 --> 00:23:36,958
Okay, oh, fuck, fuck, fuck.
Oh, my God.
680
00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:37,959
Okay, maybe
it's not gonna track.
681
00:23:38,001 --> 00:23:39,627
Maybe no one's gonna pick
this up.
682
00:23:39,669 --> 00:23:42,047
- Oh, shit.
Malia Obama just retweeted it.
683
00:23:42,088 --> 00:23:43,048
[phones chiming]
684
00:23:43,089 --> 00:23:45,050
- Oh, my God, so did Tom Hanks.
685
00:23:45,091 --> 00:23:47,260
- Kylie Jenner.
- Oh, my God.
686
00:23:47,302 --> 00:23:49,137
So did Dame Judi Dench.
687
00:23:49,179 --> 00:23:51,056
- Oh, I'm so sorry, babe.
- Oh, my God.
688
00:23:51,097 --> 00:23:53,558
- I know you love her.
- Are you seeing this shit?
689
00:23:53,600 --> 00:23:54,768
- Yes.
- We're gonna get canceled?
690
00:23:54,809 --> 00:23:56,811
Alba fucked us.
- Okay, is there anyone
691
00:23:56,853 --> 00:23:57,896
that's for us?
692
00:23:57,937 --> 00:23:59,481
- For us? Um--
- Who is? Look.
693
00:23:59,522 --> 00:24:00,732
- Kanye?
- Okay, Kanye?
694
00:24:00,774 --> 00:24:02,192
- Ugh, that's not good.
695
00:24:02,233 --> 00:24:03,234
- The dude from NXIVM.
696
00:24:03,276 --> 00:24:04,527
- Josh Duggar?
697
00:24:04,569 --> 00:24:05,862
- Jared from Subway.
698
00:24:05,904 --> 00:24:07,113
- That's not good.
- That's bad.
699
00:24:07,155 --> 00:24:08,198
- No.
700
00:24:08,239 --> 00:24:09,908
- This is fuckin' awful.
[phone chimes]
701
00:24:09,949 --> 00:24:11,076
- There goes iTunes.
702
00:24:11,117 --> 00:24:12,410
- We lost iTunes?
- Yes.
703
00:24:12,452 --> 00:24:13,536
- Okay.
704
00:24:13,578 --> 00:24:14,788
Okay, here's what
we're gonna do.
705
00:24:14,829 --> 00:24:16,331
You and me,
we're gettin' outta here.
706
00:24:16,373 --> 00:24:17,916
We're takin' the dog.
We'll call you from the road.
707
00:24:17,957 --> 00:24:19,376
- You're taking
the fucking dog?
708
00:24:19,417 --> 00:24:20,418
Our brand is under attack.
709
00:24:20,460 --> 00:24:21,711
We gotta act now.
[dog whines]
710
00:24:21,753 --> 00:24:23,588
Here's our play, okay?
711
00:24:23,630 --> 00:24:25,131
The snowflakes can suck it.
712
00:24:25,173 --> 00:24:27,676
We're gonna double down
just like our fans want.
713
00:24:27,717 --> 00:24:29,010
I'm gonna go out tonight...
- No.
714
00:24:29,052 --> 00:24:31,888
- And I will--
- We are not doing that, okay?
715
00:24:31,930 --> 00:24:33,765
We have to do something,
but we are not doing that.
716
00:24:33,807 --> 00:24:34,766
You guys,
if we don't do something,
717
00:24:34,808 --> 00:24:37,102
we are gonna lose
the Spotify deal.
718
00:24:37,143 --> 00:24:38,812
Do you understand?
So what do we do?
719
00:24:38,853 --> 00:24:40,438
- Wait, wait.
Hold on a second.
720
00:24:40,480 --> 00:24:41,648
Wait a minute.
Doesn't...
721
00:24:41,690 --> 00:24:44,818
doesn't Ruby know Alba?
722
00:24:44,859 --> 00:24:47,070
- Yes. You know what?
She was her body double
723
00:24:47,112 --> 00:24:48,363
in "Spy Kids 4."
724
00:24:48,405 --> 00:24:49,572
- Remember, she had the wig
and the costume on
725
00:24:49,614 --> 00:24:50,782
one night after shooting?
726
00:24:50,824 --> 00:24:52,409
- She loves to hold
that over me.
727
00:24:52,450 --> 00:24:53,618
- She went down on Kid Rock.
728
00:24:53,660 --> 00:24:54,869
Someone took a photo.
- Yeah.
729
00:24:54,911 --> 00:24:56,705
- Why don't we get Ruby
to tell Alba
730
00:24:56,746 --> 00:24:58,456
that we'll release
the fuckin' photo
731
00:24:58,498 --> 00:24:59,791
unless she pulls the post?
732
00:24:59,833 --> 00:25:00,959
- Why would Alba care?
733
00:25:01,001 --> 00:25:02,127
It's not her in the picture.
734
00:25:02,168 --> 00:25:03,920
- It doesn't matter.
It looks like her.
735
00:25:03,962 --> 00:25:05,797
- No, the tweet's out there.
It's taken flight.
736
00:25:05,839 --> 00:25:07,007
- You go talk to Ruby.
737
00:25:07,048 --> 00:25:08,299
I'll find out what Simon knows.
738
00:25:08,341 --> 00:25:10,593
- Ruby's not gonna do shit
for us right now.
739
00:25:10,635 --> 00:25:12,637
Trust me.
- It's all we fuckin' got,
740
00:25:12,679 --> 00:25:14,180
guys. Let's go. Go.
- [clapping]
741
00:25:14,222 --> 00:25:16,474
Big man, everyone!
742
00:25:16,516 --> 00:25:17,475
[laughs]
743
00:25:17,517 --> 00:25:19,310
Big fuckin' man.
744
00:25:19,352 --> 00:25:22,397
What kind of control freak buys
his wife's boyfriend, huh?
745
00:25:22,439 --> 00:25:23,940
- You're the one
who invited him, honey,
746
00:25:23,982 --> 00:25:25,108
in front of all of our friends.
747
00:25:25,150 --> 00:25:26,693
- Yeah, you know why?
You know why?
748
00:25:26,735 --> 00:25:29,029
'Cause you can't get it up
unless you call me "Mommy."
749
00:25:29,070 --> 00:25:30,989
Do you guys know that?
What's up with that?
750
00:25:31,031 --> 00:25:33,324
You miss sucking
on Mommy's titties, huh?
751
00:25:33,366 --> 00:25:35,827
- Yes! Yes, I do!
752
00:25:35,869 --> 00:25:37,287
You know what?
I actually like
753
00:25:37,328 --> 00:25:39,622
sucking Mom's tits
better than yours!
754
00:25:39,664 --> 00:25:41,207
[dog barks]
- Guys, that's not great
755
00:25:41,249 --> 00:25:42,625
for the dog.
- Or anyone.
756
00:25:42,667 --> 00:25:45,962
- Even if I stitched
Michael Fassbender's foreskin
757
00:25:46,004 --> 00:25:47,881
onto Orlando Bloom's dick...
[dog barking]
758
00:25:47,922 --> 00:25:50,008
And Frankensteined
the perfect penis,
759
00:25:50,050 --> 00:25:51,926
I still couldn't get it up
for you!
760
00:25:51,968 --> 00:25:53,303
- Are you gonna finally
stroke out
761
00:25:53,345 --> 00:25:56,014
and leave me with all
your daddy's money, huh?
762
00:25:56,056 --> 00:25:59,768
- Come on. Come on, McEnroe.
Come on.
763
00:25:59,809 --> 00:26:02,979
Okay, stay here,
and stay quiet.
764
00:26:03,021 --> 00:26:04,397
I'm gonna get you outta here
tonight.
765
00:26:04,439 --> 00:26:05,482
Okay? Yeah.
766
00:26:05,523 --> 00:26:07,025
- You think that hurt me?
767
00:26:07,067 --> 00:26:08,860
You think sending him away
hurt me?
768
00:26:08,902 --> 00:26:10,195
- Okay!
- You can't fucking hurt me.
769
00:26:10,236 --> 00:26:11,780
- What do you want?
You want the spa day
770
00:26:11,821 --> 00:26:13,114
at the Peninsula, honey, huh?
771
00:26:13,156 --> 00:26:14,324
Do you want the deep tissue?
772
00:26:14,366 --> 00:26:16,034
Do you want me
to buy that for you?
773
00:26:16,076 --> 00:26:17,744
- You're gonna continue
to buy my love!
774
00:26:17,786 --> 00:26:19,245
You're a fucking monster,
775
00:26:19,287 --> 00:26:21,247
and you've never loved anything
776
00:26:21,289 --> 00:26:24,000
in your entire life
except that dog!
777
00:26:24,042 --> 00:26:26,378
That's it!
How pathetic is that, everyone?
778
00:26:26,419 --> 00:26:28,880
- So now it's the dog's fault?
- Oh, sure!
779
00:26:28,922 --> 00:26:30,173
Yeah, it's the dog's fault!
[dog barking]
780
00:26:30,215 --> 00:26:32,008
Sure,
it's the fucking dog's fault!
781
00:26:32,050 --> 00:26:33,343
- You want me
to shut the dog up?
782
00:26:33,385 --> 00:26:35,178
- Yeah, go shut
the fucking dog up!
783
00:26:35,220 --> 00:26:37,055
- Okay.
I'll shut the fucking dog up!
784
00:26:37,097 --> 00:26:38,056
- Do you need Mommy's help?
785
00:26:38,098 --> 00:26:39,808
You think you can handle that?
786
00:26:39,849 --> 00:26:40,767
You got that, hon?
787
00:26:40,809 --> 00:26:42,394
Goddamn it!
788
00:26:42,435 --> 00:26:44,813
- Hey, I know this is
a terrible time.
789
00:26:44,854 --> 00:26:46,731
I'm so sorry,
but, um, you're friends
790
00:26:46,773 --> 00:26:48,024
with Jessica Alba, right?
791
00:26:48,066 --> 00:26:49,818
- Yeah.
- You are?
792
00:26:49,859 --> 00:26:52,028
- Yeah, she's really sweet,
actually.
793
00:26:52,070 --> 00:26:54,072
- Um--
- Fuck off and die!
794
00:26:54,114 --> 00:26:55,156
[gunshot]
[everyone gasps]
795
00:26:55,198 --> 00:26:56,199
- Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
796
00:26:56,241 --> 00:26:57,909
Oh, my God.
Oh, no.
797
00:26:57,951 --> 00:26:59,369
- [gasping] No.
[banging noises]
798
00:26:59,411 --> 00:27:01,246
- What's he doing?
- Someone...
799
00:27:01,287 --> 00:27:03,081
- No, no, no, no,
no, no, no.
800
00:27:03,123 --> 00:27:04,833
- Uh--
- No, you should stay here.
801
00:27:04,874 --> 00:27:06,251
* *
802
00:27:06,292 --> 00:27:07,752
- Wait...
803
00:27:07,794 --> 00:27:09,087
- He's got a gun.
- [gasps]
804
00:27:09,129 --> 00:27:10,255
- He's got a gun.
- Oh, my God.
805
00:27:10,296 --> 00:27:11,840
- [whimpers]
- Oh, my God.
806
00:27:11,881 --> 00:27:12,841
- Watch out.
Watch out!
807
00:27:12,882 --> 00:27:15,051
- Oh, my God.
808
00:27:15,093 --> 00:27:16,720
- What did you do?
809
00:27:16,761 --> 00:27:18,763
[dark music]
810
00:27:18,805 --> 00:27:20,432
- I shut the dog up.
811
00:27:20,473 --> 00:27:22,225
- [gasps]
812
00:27:22,267 --> 00:27:24,894
- Oh, no.
813
00:27:27,772 --> 00:27:29,315
- I shut it up.
814
00:27:29,357 --> 00:27:30,608
[everyone gasps]
- Oh, my God.
815
00:27:30,650 --> 00:27:32,610
- Simon, please put that down.
816
00:27:32,652 --> 00:27:34,612
- [cries]
817
00:27:34,654 --> 00:27:37,490
What the fuck did you--
- I shut the fucking dog up
818
00:27:37,532 --> 00:27:39,409
is what I did.
819
00:27:39,451 --> 00:27:42,412
[tense music]
820
00:27:42,454 --> 00:27:45,915
* *
821
00:27:45,957 --> 00:27:49,294
- Okay, easy, please.
Please, please.
822
00:27:49,336 --> 00:27:53,298
No, no, no.
823
00:27:53,340 --> 00:27:55,383
[exhales]
824
00:27:55,425 --> 00:28:02,349
* *
825
00:28:05,935 --> 00:28:09,981
- I'm gonna come around you,
okay?
826
00:28:10,023 --> 00:28:15,320
Hey. Just focus on me.
827
00:28:15,362 --> 00:28:17,530
All right?
828
00:28:17,572 --> 00:28:20,450
That's good. That's good.
829
00:28:20,492 --> 00:28:24,496
[breathes deeply]
Man, you must be in shock.
830
00:28:27,707 --> 00:28:30,502
You're not a bad person.
831
00:28:30,543 --> 00:28:34,422
We all have anger in us.
832
00:28:34,464 --> 00:28:36,841
I know. It's okay.
833
00:28:36,883 --> 00:28:38,051
It's okay. It's all right.
834
00:28:38,093 --> 00:28:39,594
It's good. Yeah, yeah.
That's good.
835
00:28:39,636 --> 00:28:40,595
You don't wanna do this.
836
00:28:40,637 --> 00:28:42,889
Yeah. That's good.
837
00:28:42,931 --> 00:28:44,849
- McEnroe!
838
00:28:44,891 --> 00:28:47,143
[everyone talking nervously]
839
00:28:47,185 --> 00:28:48,853
- Okay, Tory.
- You all right?
840
00:28:48,895 --> 00:28:50,021
- I got you.
- [wails]
841
00:28:50,063 --> 00:28:51,022
- I got you.
842
00:28:51,064 --> 00:28:52,357
- He just lost his mind?
843
00:28:52,399 --> 00:28:55,860
- Oh, no!
- [crying]
844
00:28:55,902 --> 00:28:57,696
- I'm so sorry.
845
00:28:57,737 --> 00:28:59,698
[wails]
846
00:28:59,739 --> 00:29:01,866
[phone chimes]
847
00:29:01,908 --> 00:29:06,746
* *
848
00:29:06,788 --> 00:29:09,749
[tense music]
849
00:29:09,791 --> 00:29:16,423
* *
850
00:29:19,384 --> 00:29:22,303
[The Cowsills' "The Rain,
the Park, & Other Things"]
851
00:29:22,345 --> 00:29:26,182
- * I saw her sitting
in the rain *
852
00:29:26,224 --> 00:29:29,227
* Raindrops falling on her *
853
00:29:29,269 --> 00:29:31,229
* She didn't seem to care *
854
00:29:31,271 --> 00:29:36,234
* She sat there
and smiled at me *
855
00:29:36,276 --> 00:29:37,902
* Then I knew *
- * I knew, I knew *
856
00:29:37,944 --> 00:29:41,406
* I knew, I knew *
- * She could make me happy *
857
00:29:41,448 --> 00:29:42,741
- * Happy *
858
00:29:42,782 --> 00:29:44,242
- * She could make me
very happy *
859
00:29:44,284 --> 00:29:46,077
- * Flowers in her hair *
860
00:29:46,119 --> 00:29:47,746
- * In her hair *
861
00:29:47,787 --> 00:29:49,581
- * Flowers everywhere *
862
00:29:49,622 --> 00:29:51,833
- * Everywhere *
863
00:29:51,875 --> 00:29:54,753
- * I love the flower girl *
864
00:29:54,794 --> 00:29:56,880
- * Oh, I don't know
just why *
865
00:29:56,921 --> 00:29:59,090
* She simply caught my eye *
866
00:29:59,132 --> 00:30:02,260
* I love the flower girl *
- * I love the flower girl *
867
00:30:02,302 --> 00:30:04,095
- * She seemed so sweet
and kind *
868
00:30:04,137 --> 00:30:06,556
* She crept into my mind *
869
00:30:06,598 --> 00:30:12,562
* To my mind *
- * To my mind *
870
00:30:12,604 --> 00:30:14,105
- Nice shot, Dad.
60877
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