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Hey, sexy.
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I love that dress.
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Of course you do, Lorenzo.
You made it.
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- Hi, sweetie.
- Hey, guys.
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- There you are.
- Lena.
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- You've done it again.
- Well, it's all for you, Bradlee.
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Gotta mingle.
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Oh, the girls are by the pool.
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Well, well, well, Lena. So where's
this sexy boy toy of yours hiding?
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I didn't know you were
a football fan, Patrick.
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I've never watched a game. I'm just
a big fan of his old underwear ads.
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Well, he's probably just getting out of
the shower. Let me go hurry his ass up.
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- Hi.
- Hey, babe.
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Start of the fourth quarter, and Owenswill throw. He's got Brown wide open!
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You have got to be kidding me.
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Honey, just let me finish the game,
I'll take you to the movies.
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Take me to the movies?
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Hello! There's a huge party
going on downstairs.
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Remember the catering trucks
and the valet parkers?
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Oh, shit, I forgot.
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I'll tell you what
you should forget about.
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Football.
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Because it's forgotten all about you.
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Now, you're going to put this outfit on
that I bought you,
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drag your drunken ass downstairs
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and mingle with my clients
like a good boy.
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Who am I? Elton John?
I ain't wearing that shit.
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- Yes, you are.
- I'm not your trained monkey, honey.
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No. You're much more
expensive than that.
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But I tell you what.
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If you're not downstairs
in five minutes,
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I'm gonna throw you out of my bed,
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out of my house and out of my life.
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Then you're gonna have to
pay for your own bananas.
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I'm just so mad at you
because you're not wearing my gift.
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Gift?
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What gift?
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It's like a I-love-you gift.
I left it in the closet for you.
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Really?
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Paul, I'm so excited.
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I can't believe you did this.
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- Where'd you put it?
- In the back, on the right.
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Paul? Paul, what are you doing?
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I think we need some
alone time, honey,
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so I'm gonna go take a cruise
in your Bentley.
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Don't you dare take my car,
you drunken bastard!
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- I own you!
- I love you.
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Somebody please open
this damn door! Patrick?
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- Lena?
- Patrick.
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What happened to you?
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He locked me in the closet
and left me to die.
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Oh, my God, he is deranged!
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He thinks he can mess with me.
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911.
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Oh, man.
Here come the party poopers.
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Well, well, well. I'll be damned.
If it isn't Paul Crewe.
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So, what did I do wrong?
Was I driving poorly?
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Nope. Nope.
This car was reported stolen.
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No, no, no.
It's actually my girlfriend's car.
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Shit happens.
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Shit does happen. I mean,
look what happened to your ears.
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I gotta ask you something.
Does he get XM Radio with those?
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Actually, they get
a couple of channels.
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It's Paul Crewe.
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Another question, though.
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Santa Claus. What's he like?
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Boy, I hate to arrest a public figure
like yourself,
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but, hell, I don't think
you got too many
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endorsement deals to worry about,
now, do you?
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Now, listen here, Mr. Frodo.
Don't get short with me.
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That was good. I mean, he's good.
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Man. I hope you got a lot of money
for that game you threw,
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because that was the most pathetic
thing I ever saw.
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Now, step out of the vehicle,
Mr. Crewe.
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Don't you think I should pull the car
over more? I could get sideswiped.
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You're slurring your words a bit there,
Paul. You been drinking tonight?
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Absolutely not. Now, could you do me a
favor? Hold this beer while I back it up.
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Hey, you can finish that one.
I got five more. Take care, guys.
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We got a 3-94 in progress.
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Okay, remain calm.
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How you doing? What's up?
What's up? What's up?
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What you are watching is live footageof a vehicle, apparently stolen,
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being pursued by police.
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We're receiving word nowthat the driver of that vehicle
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is former Pittsburgh football starPaul Crewe.
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Crewe, you might remember,
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was the only man ever to be indictedon federal racketeering charges
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for shaving pointsin a professional football game,
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although it was never fully proven.
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Yeah!
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- Hello.
- Do not get one more scratch
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on my car, or I will slit your throat.
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See, that's our problem, sweetie.
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You care about this car
more than you do us.
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And how'd you even know
there was a scratch on this baby?
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Because I am watching you on TV,
as is the whole country.
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Once again,
you are proving to everyone
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what a worthless piece of shit
you are.
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Well, I hope they like this.
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Hey, Lena!
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I think we should startseeing other people!
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I think I'm in love.
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Good news, boys,
I didn't spill my beer.
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Without question, Crewe's five-yearfederal probation for point-shaving
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has been severely violated tonight.
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The future of this once-great footballstar looks very dark indeed.
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Long way from the big city,
huh, superstar?
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Staying with the times
around here, huh?
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Ain't she beautiful?
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Home sweet home, boy.
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Get on your feet.
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You're one lucky son of a bitch,
Crewe.
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- Is that right?
- That's right.
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See, the warden loves his football.
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Fact, he was on the winning side
of your little thing.
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- Well, tell him congratulations.
- But I wasn't.
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Welcome to Allenville.
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Thank you, sergeant.
I'll take it from here.
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- Afternoon, inmate Crewe.
- Yeah.
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Come on. Warden wants to see you.
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Let's do it.
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Move it.
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I used to play
a little college ball myself.
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Down at the University of Miami.
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I bet a lot of your old teammates
are locked up in here.
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No inmates from my playing days.
Couple of guards, though.
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See, we got us a fine
prison-guard league down here.
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It's like a company softball team.
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Now, the warden...
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...he's gonna ask you to help out.
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Okay. With what?
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That wasn't nice.
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When the warden asks you,
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what are you gonna say?
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Yes?
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You're gonna tell him "no. "
You got it?
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You're gonna tell the warden
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that you want nothing to do
with his football fantasies.
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Not in my back yard.
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Because the warden
don't run this prison. I do.
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You understand?
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Not entirely.
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Okay. I feel you, dog. I feel you.
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Paul "Wrecking" Crewe.
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I don't get to say this
to my new guests very often,
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but it's an honor to have you
here at this institution.
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It's an honor to be
locked up here, sir.
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Oh, well, this is Errol Dandridge.
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Colonel Sanders
been eating his own chicken.
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He's my political adviser.
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See, I've been approached
by several very influential people
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wondering if I'd be interested
in standing for governor.
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They see the way I run this prison,
think maybe I should run this state.
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Only with less sodomy, right?
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Hopefully none.
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Sorry.
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Now, there are two things we take very
seriously here in the state of Texas.
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Prison and football.
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We play a little of the latter here.
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The warden is too modest to admit
that his team is rather good.
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But not good enough.
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Five years since
our last championship.
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Five years.
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Now, I've worked real hard,
pulled strings,
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called in quite a few favors
to get you here, Paul.
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Now, why would you go and do that?
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Because I am convinced that
you can get us back on track.
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I haven't played football in I don't
know how long. I don't really want to.
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You wouldn't be playing, Paul.
Just consulting.
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Anyone who was once the MVP
of the National Football League
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must have a great deal
of expertise to offer.
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Captain, what would you say
to Mr. Crewe looking in,
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giving us the benefit
of his experience?
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I think that's a real good idea, warden.
We can use all the help we can get.
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Well, then, it's all settled.
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What you say, Paul?
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I appreciate the offer,
but I'm gonna have to pass.
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Now, I can assure you
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that your time here will be a whole
lot easier if you just participate.
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I just wanna do my time
and go home. Nothing else.
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If you'll excuse us, Mr. Crewe.
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Captain Knauer, you can stay.
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Sit down!
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I used to love
your underwear commercials.
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Thank you very much.
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My ex-husband wore the
same brand of tighty whities.
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He didn't fill them out
quite as well as you, though.
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Special effects. Hollywood.
Not all me.
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Oh, I doubt that very seriously.
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Well, then get him enthusiastic,
damn it!
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Come on, get up.
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How'd it go in there?
We all set now?
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Oh, yeah, we're real tight.
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Only the finest for you, superstar.
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I was just playing.
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I ain't gonna forget you, Crewe.
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Hey, yo, you owe me money
on that game, punk!
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Better watch yourself, Mr. Football!
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Bitch!
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Yeah, you better run, woman.
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Yo, football.
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Take a seat.
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Thanks.
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You know, I have never seen
one inmate just walk in here
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and be unanimously hated
by the entire population.
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- I ain't never seen it.
- How'd I get so lucky?
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You could have robbed banks,
sold crack,
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stole your grandmama's pension,
and nobody would have cared.
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But shaving points off a football game?
Man, that's just un-American.
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- You play football?
- Me? No.
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I suck so bad, they used to pick me
after the white kids.
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Used to be mad too. It's like, "I can't
believe I picked a nigga that can't play. "
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- Caretaker.
- Paul Crewe.
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Whatever your pleasure,
I can facilitate.
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You need weed, you need meth...
Hey, you need Prozac, I'm your man.
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I know how you white boys
always deal with that depression.
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I mean, me personally, I don't
understand what you white boys
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all depressed about.
Hey, you're white. Smile.
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And for a small fee,
I can even get you McDonald's.
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- Really?
- Yeah, that's right. Mickey D's.
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My man Cheeseburger Eddy
got the hookup.
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Cheeseburger Eddy?
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That's right.
We can get our McFlurry on.
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Enjoy it, fat man.
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What about the love
of a beautiful woman?
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Well, you're gonna have
to lower your standards
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on the beautiful part
and on the woman part.
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Hey.
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Let's just stick
with the cheeseburgers.
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Oh, they ugly now, but in eight months,
he gonna look like Beyonc�.
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No, thanks.
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Now, here's the most important part.
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You can't let these guys scare you.
You can't let them punk you.
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Because if you do that, you gonna
end up being somebody's bitch.
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Don't want that.
Thanks for the advice.
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Hey. Let me take that tray
out for you.
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I ain't done eating yet.
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Oh, you're not?
I'll give it back to you, then.
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You're dead!
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Hornet's Nest!
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Everybody stay down.
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Stay quiet!
243
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Come on, Crewe, get up.
244
00:17:50,870 --> 00:17:52,303
Get up, superstar.
245
00:17:53,339 --> 00:17:54,306
Yes, sir.
246
00:17:54,507 --> 00:17:57,635
You think you can do anything
you want around here, don't you?
247
00:17:57,844 --> 00:18:00,404
Well, you are no different
than any other piece of shit
248
00:18:00,613 --> 00:18:02,342
that calls this place home.
249
00:18:02,882 --> 00:18:06,477
Really? These guys think
you're a dumb redneck too?
250
00:18:07,854 --> 00:18:09,685
Girl, that's your new boo.
251
00:18:16,863 --> 00:18:18,990
You better cut that shit out.
It's getting old.
252
00:18:19,999 --> 00:18:21,523
That's gonna cost you.
253
00:18:21,868 --> 00:18:23,199
Looking forward to it.
254
00:19:17,090 --> 00:19:19,217
Wake up, Sleeping Beauty.
255
00:19:21,828 --> 00:19:23,056
Hey, superdick.
256
00:19:25,031 --> 00:19:28,159
Warden's wondering if your stay
in the hotbox has changed your mind.
257
00:19:29,102 --> 00:19:30,330
How long have I been in here?
258
00:19:30,537 --> 00:19:33,005
One week. Wanna go for two?
259
00:19:41,147 --> 00:19:42,774
How'd you find these guys anyways?
260
00:19:42,982 --> 00:19:44,108
Recruitment, boy.
261
00:19:44,317 --> 00:19:47,650
When college stars don't get drafted,
they need a place to go.
262
00:19:47,854 --> 00:19:50,914
A job, money, security.
263
00:19:51,124 --> 00:19:53,820
Who drank all the damn Gatorade?!
264
00:19:54,661 --> 00:19:55,787
Damn it!
265
00:19:55,995 --> 00:19:57,587
And apparently steroids.
266
00:19:58,231 --> 00:20:01,530
Look, seems like you got all the talent
you'd want. So why do you need me?
267
00:20:01,734 --> 00:20:03,599
Well, now, you might
find this hard to believe,
268
00:20:03,803 --> 00:20:06,636
but there's folks here in the prison
league don't care for me very much.
269
00:20:06,839 --> 00:20:09,933
- You, warden?
- They thought it might be amusing
270
00:20:10,143 --> 00:20:12,771
to schedule the defending
league champs as our first game.
271
00:20:12,979 --> 00:20:15,641
And me? Well, I thought
an old pro like yourself
272
00:20:15,848 --> 00:20:19,716
might have some training-camp tricks,
drills, insights to offer up.
273
00:20:19,919 --> 00:20:21,614
Give us the competitive edge.
274
00:20:22,255 --> 00:20:25,884
All right. Relatively simple.
You need a tune-up game.
275
00:20:26,092 --> 00:20:27,059
A tune-up game?
276
00:20:27,260 --> 00:20:29,888
Yeah. In college, we'd start every
season against Appalachian State
277
00:20:30,096 --> 00:20:31,688
or some slack Division II team.
278
00:20:31,898 --> 00:20:35,129
Kick the living shit out of them.
Get their confidence up.
279
00:20:36,669 --> 00:20:38,261
You know something, Paul?
280
00:20:38,471 --> 00:20:40,803
- You've just given me an inspiration.
- That's great. What?
281
00:20:41,007 --> 00:20:43,976
You're gonna assemble a team
to play the first game against us.
282
00:20:44,177 --> 00:20:47,510
And you, Mr. Crewe,
are gonna be the quarterback.
283
00:20:47,981 --> 00:20:49,005
I don't think so.
284
00:20:49,215 --> 00:20:50,546
Let me tell you something.
285
00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:53,742
In my prison, to get along,
you gotta go along.
286
00:20:53,953 --> 00:20:56,114
I just wanna do my three years
and be done.
287
00:20:56,322 --> 00:20:59,086
Three years is before
you assaulted Captain Knauer.
288
00:20:59,892 --> 00:21:03,521
Now, you could be with us
for a very long time, Mr. Crewe.
289
00:21:05,632 --> 00:21:07,156
Fine, I'll do it.
290
00:21:08,234 --> 00:21:09,258
Good choice.
291
00:21:10,703 --> 00:21:12,762
But one condition, though.
292
00:21:12,972 --> 00:21:15,702
Gotta promise me to keep
Captain Knauer off my back.
293
00:21:15,908 --> 00:21:16,875
It's a deal.
294
00:21:17,076 --> 00:21:19,670
Now, you got four weeks
to assemble a team and train them.
295
00:21:19,879 --> 00:21:23,076
What, are we gonna have a half-hour
a day to practice with a Nerf ball?
296
00:21:23,283 --> 00:21:26,878
Oh, I'll make sure my boys allow you
sufficient freedom, within these walls,
297
00:21:27,086 --> 00:21:28,883
to get your team in shape.
298
00:21:33,092 --> 00:21:36,357
What's this? "Football 'tree-outs. "'
299
00:21:36,562 --> 00:21:37,893
What the hell is a "tree-out"?
300
00:21:38,097 --> 00:21:39,928
"Tryout," you half a meatball.
301
00:21:40,133 --> 00:21:43,125
- What's this football thing about, man?
- Crewe's getting a team together.
302
00:21:43,336 --> 00:21:45,861
- To play against who?
- The guards.
303
00:21:46,072 --> 00:21:49,735
Now, I don't know about y'all,
but I occasionally have the impulse
304
00:21:49,942 --> 00:21:52,740
to physically assault one of our
finer correctional officers.
305
00:21:52,945 --> 00:21:55,140
Yeah? Well, how the hell
we gonna get to do that?
306
00:21:55,348 --> 00:21:58,249
Just show up at the "tree-outs,"
you big, dumb bitch.
307
00:21:59,686 --> 00:22:01,085
Do the girls get to play?
308
00:22:01,287 --> 00:22:04,120
We're playing footballs,
not balls-balls.
309
00:22:04,324 --> 00:22:07,623
This is bullshit. Just another chance
for the guards to beat on us.
310
00:22:07,827 --> 00:22:10,853
Don't you idiots get it? We could get
a free shot at the guards.
311
00:22:11,064 --> 00:22:13,498
This is our turn.
We could beat up on them.
312
00:22:13,700 --> 00:22:15,258
We could kill them.
313
00:22:16,202 --> 00:22:17,669
Kill them.
314
00:22:23,443 --> 00:22:26,571
You know MVP
sold his own teammates out.
315
00:22:27,213 --> 00:22:29,909
What do you think
he's gonna do to you fools?
316
00:22:31,317 --> 00:22:34,718
And that's the truth.
With some cheese on it.
317
00:22:35,488 --> 00:22:37,456
There ain't no meat loaf
between these buns.
318
00:22:37,657 --> 00:22:39,989
Yo, man, that's my flier, man!
I worked hard on it!
319
00:22:40,193 --> 00:22:43,321
You see? He ran like a little bitch,
right? You saw that, right?
320
00:22:44,130 --> 00:22:46,155
Yo, team needs you.
Team needs you.
321
00:22:46,366 --> 00:22:49,233
You sh... You come to the tr...
Come to the tree-outs.
322
00:22:54,707 --> 00:22:57,175
Crappy field, shit-ass equipment...
323
00:22:57,377 --> 00:23:00,403
Hey, man, at least we got some
world-class players over there.
324
00:23:02,782 --> 00:23:04,545
Forty-five.
325
00:23:05,318 --> 00:23:07,377
Forty-six.
326
00:23:08,321 --> 00:23:10,016
Forty-seven.
327
00:23:10,223 --> 00:23:11,417
He might make the team.
328
00:23:11,624 --> 00:23:13,990
Well, if we gotta cut him,
you're doing it.
329
00:23:14,193 --> 00:23:15,888
Forty-nine.
330
00:23:16,829 --> 00:23:18,353
Fifty.
331
00:23:18,564 --> 00:23:19,792
- All right, man.
- Good job, man.
332
00:23:19,999 --> 00:23:22,467
Well, well, well.
You a football player?
333
00:23:22,668 --> 00:23:25,660
Oh, no. I never played
no football, mister.
334
00:23:25,872 --> 00:23:29,035
So, what happened? You read the flier,
thought it looked like some fun?
335
00:23:29,242 --> 00:23:30,937
- Oh, I can't read.
- Oh, don't worry.
336
00:23:31,144 --> 00:23:32,338
Reading's for rich people.
337
00:23:33,780 --> 00:23:36,908
So you know, we're putting together
a football team. Love you to join.
338
00:23:37,517 --> 00:23:39,246
Will you teach me to football?
339
00:23:39,452 --> 00:23:41,682
Sure we'll teach you to football.
Won't we, Caretaker?
340
00:23:41,888 --> 00:23:44,083
Hey, I'll teach you anything.
Just don't eat me.
341
00:23:45,358 --> 00:23:47,223
Okay.
342
00:23:48,895 --> 00:23:51,056
Down, Shrek. Down!
343
00:23:51,798 --> 00:23:56,462
Okay, bring it in. Whoever's trying out
for the team, wake up.
344
00:23:56,669 --> 00:23:58,159
Can you give a brother
a little hustle?
345
00:23:58,571 --> 00:24:00,061
Very good.
346
00:24:00,273 --> 00:24:02,867
For those of you who don't know
who I am, I'm Paul Crewe.
347
00:24:03,075 --> 00:24:07,034
I'm gonna be your coach,
your captain, your quarterback.
348
00:24:07,246 --> 00:24:09,237
You haven't played in years.
Why can't I be quarterback?
349
00:24:09,449 --> 00:24:11,440
- You're right. Let's see what you got.
- All right.
350
00:24:11,651 --> 00:24:13,778
- Hit me, I'm open.
- Hike, hike! Hike!
351
00:24:14,153 --> 00:24:16,121
That's why.
Now, sit down and shut up.
352
00:24:16,322 --> 00:24:18,222
It slipped. I just ate popcorn.
353
00:24:18,424 --> 00:24:21,655
Question: Any of you gentlemen
ever play football before?
354
00:24:22,562 --> 00:24:24,462
- You did? Where?
- Kansas State.
355
00:24:24,664 --> 00:24:26,859
Are you shitting me?
For Coach Snyder?
356
00:24:27,333 --> 00:24:28,698
Kansas State Prison.
357
00:24:30,002 --> 00:24:33,028
Now, I hear they have
the softest mattresses out there.
358
00:24:33,239 --> 00:24:34,570
Yeah, they do.
359
00:24:34,774 --> 00:24:36,969
Not as soft as the ones
at West Texas Mental Institution.
360
00:24:37,176 --> 00:24:39,804
- Really?
- Let's finish this conversation later.
361
00:24:40,012 --> 00:24:43,106
For now, I wanna see
what you got out there.
362
00:24:43,316 --> 00:24:45,511
We'll grade them
on a scale of one to ten.
363
00:24:45,718 --> 00:24:47,879
Move it! Hustle, hustle, hustle!
364
00:24:48,087 --> 00:24:51,113
Give these guys sixes.
Give these guys fives.
365
00:24:51,324 --> 00:24:53,758
Good. Good.
Give them threes.
366
00:24:53,960 --> 00:24:55,291
Very nice!
367
00:24:56,596 --> 00:24:59,588
- Aren't we missing somebody?
- Where's the Kansas State guy?
368
00:25:02,301 --> 00:25:05,600
You assholes better not cut me!
I'm still on this team!
369
00:25:06,839 --> 00:25:07,863
Negative two.
370
00:25:08,074 --> 00:25:10,099
All right, go with negative two.
371
00:25:10,309 --> 00:25:13,506
Hey! Somebody bring me
a Diet Coke!
372
00:25:13,746 --> 00:25:15,771
- Let's do this!
- That's it!
373
00:25:16,182 --> 00:25:17,911
Five.
374
00:25:18,484 --> 00:25:20,384
Good. Seven.
375
00:25:21,153 --> 00:25:23,417
Stupid tire! You're a fricking tire!
376
00:25:23,623 --> 00:25:26,854
You think you're better than me?!
I'll kick your ass!
377
00:25:28,294 --> 00:25:29,261
Three.
378
00:25:31,330 --> 00:25:32,354
And a half?
379
00:25:32,965 --> 00:25:34,933
Yeah. That's better.
380
00:25:35,134 --> 00:25:36,601
Okay. Good.
381
00:25:37,270 --> 00:25:39,932
Yeah. Hit that bag, man.
There you go, man.
382
00:25:40,139 --> 00:25:41,106
Four.
383
00:25:43,476 --> 00:25:45,273
- Five. I don't know.
- I go.
384
00:25:45,478 --> 00:25:47,139
Come on, Switowski!
385
00:25:48,748 --> 00:25:51,308
Daddy!
386
00:25:52,652 --> 00:25:53,983
Oh, man!
387
00:25:54,287 --> 00:25:56,187
- Look at that.
- He got it off the hinge.
388
00:25:56,389 --> 00:25:58,983
- I think that's a ten.
- Let's go with a ten.
389
00:25:59,191 --> 00:26:02,558
I'm sorry. I "brokeded" your toy.
390
00:26:02,762 --> 00:26:05,890
No, that's a good thing. You should
have a victory hug with Caretaker.
391
00:26:06,098 --> 00:26:08,862
What? What you
talking about, man? Hey!
392
00:26:11,337 --> 00:26:12,304
Asshole!
393
00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:16,902
Okay, fellas, it's pretty simple.
You do a buttonhook.
394
00:26:17,109 --> 00:26:19,600
The rest of you guys block for me.
I'll take care of the rest.
395
00:26:19,812 --> 00:26:21,905
Okay? On "go. " On "go. "
396
00:26:22,114 --> 00:26:24,048
Ready? Break!
397
00:26:27,153 --> 00:26:28,347
We'll work on that.
398
00:26:29,088 --> 00:26:32,854
Okay, half speed on this one, guys.
Slow and easy.
399
00:26:33,059 --> 00:26:34,026
Ready?!
400
00:26:34,727 --> 00:26:35,819
Go!
401
00:26:42,802 --> 00:26:44,099
Stop it!
402
00:26:50,309 --> 00:26:51,799
Stop the violence!
403
00:26:52,011 --> 00:26:54,502
Can't we all get along?
404
00:27:04,056 --> 00:27:05,956
- Hey, Paul.
- Unger.
405
00:27:06,158 --> 00:27:08,285
- Team's looking great.
- Oh, yeah.
406
00:27:08,494 --> 00:27:10,223
- So are you.
- Yep. Working on it.
407
00:27:10,429 --> 00:27:15,560
The blood of the guards is gonna flow
like the rivers of ancient Babylon.
408
00:27:15,768 --> 00:27:19,226
That's good news.
Unger, you're the man.
409
00:27:20,673 --> 00:27:24,234
Good job today. You're all starting
to look really sharp out there. Yeah.
410
00:27:24,443 --> 00:27:25,740
See you tomorrow.
411
00:27:26,579 --> 00:27:29,377
- We're gonna suck.
- Yeah. No doubt about it.
412
00:27:43,629 --> 00:27:45,597
You look like
you could use a little help.
413
00:27:45,798 --> 00:27:50,098
No offense, my man,
but you're a little seasoned.
414
00:27:50,302 --> 00:27:51,291
Seasoned?
415
00:27:51,504 --> 00:27:54,837
I'm not asking to play. I'll coach.
I'm Nate Scarborough.
416
00:27:55,341 --> 00:27:57,002
Nate Scarborough?
417
00:27:58,210 --> 00:28:00,110
The Heisman Trophy winner
from Oklahoma?
418
00:28:01,247 --> 00:28:04,239
The inmate from cellblock D.
419
00:28:04,450 --> 00:28:07,908
But about a hundred years ago,
when I could run and gun,
420
00:28:08,387 --> 00:28:10,878
yeah, I was a Sooner then.
421
00:28:11,090 --> 00:28:12,717
I heard you were dead.
422
00:28:12,925 --> 00:28:17,021
No, I ain't dead.
I've been right here, rotting.
423
00:28:17,229 --> 00:28:20,892
Waiting for a chance to get back
at those sadistic guards.
424
00:28:21,133 --> 00:28:24,000
Waiting. For this.
425
00:28:24,203 --> 00:28:25,363
Well, coach, as you can see,
426
00:28:25,571 --> 00:28:28,335
we don't exactly have the cream
of the crop to work with here.
427
00:28:28,541 --> 00:28:30,771
Well, what are we gonna do?
How are we gonna find players?
428
00:28:30,976 --> 00:28:33,171
How'd they get you
to go to Florida State?
429
00:28:33,879 --> 00:28:34,937
They recruited me.
430
00:28:36,816 --> 00:28:38,545
I'll get the strippers.
431
00:28:41,520 --> 00:28:45,012
Well, now, Lindsay, this isn'tabout credit or congratulations.
432
00:28:45,224 --> 00:28:47,988
This is about giving men
who've made mistakes in their lives
433
00:28:48,194 --> 00:28:50,526
an opportunity
to rise above themselves.
434
00:28:50,730 --> 00:28:53,494
To move beyond
the bars of containment.
435
00:28:53,999 --> 00:28:54,988
Say what?
436
00:28:55,835 --> 00:28:58,099
What I would do to you.
437
00:29:10,116 --> 00:29:11,981
Yeah. Nice boot, skin man.
438
00:29:12,184 --> 00:29:14,414
Hey, why does he get to be
the kicker? I was All-State, man.
439
00:29:14,620 --> 00:29:16,383
Let's see what you got.
440
00:29:16,589 --> 00:29:18,250
That's why, you dumb-ass.
441
00:29:18,457 --> 00:29:20,254
Just go do some laps.
442
00:29:20,693 --> 00:29:22,217
I heard you boys needed to see me.
443
00:29:22,428 --> 00:29:24,191
Yeah. I want you to meet Skitchy.
444
00:29:24,396 --> 00:29:26,990
Hey, dog.
Check that building over there.
445
00:29:27,233 --> 00:29:29,531
They keep all the records
in the basement.
446
00:29:29,735 --> 00:29:32,033
He's been here so long,
he knows where everything is.
447
00:29:32,238 --> 00:29:34,263
That ain't necessarily
a good thing, is it?
448
00:29:34,473 --> 00:29:38,273
I had a parole date in '86.
But I got in a tussle with a guard and...
449
00:29:38,477 --> 00:29:39,876
One punch and it went away.
450
00:29:40,079 --> 00:29:41,671
Twenty extra years for one punch?
451
00:29:41,881 --> 00:29:43,906
Well, unfortunately for him,
the guard he punched
452
00:29:44,116 --> 00:29:45,981
just happens to be the warden now.
453
00:29:46,185 --> 00:29:47,948
Oh, shit. Warden Hazen?
454
00:29:48,154 --> 00:29:49,280
"Oh, shit" is right.
455
00:29:51,490 --> 00:29:53,822
Fight in the yard. Send backup.
456
00:29:54,493 --> 00:29:55,858
Right on time.
457
00:29:56,061 --> 00:29:58,120
- Let's do it.
- Let's do it.
458
00:30:02,835 --> 00:30:05,497
Ain't you guys glad you got
a black man for a friend?
459
00:30:05,704 --> 00:30:07,296
- Hell, yeah.
- Come on.
460
00:30:14,680 --> 00:30:17,205
Hazen has a rating system
for every con.
461
00:30:17,416 --> 00:30:18,713
What's three stars?
462
00:30:18,918 --> 00:30:23,753
The more prone to violence that the
inmate is, the more stars he gets.
463
00:30:23,956 --> 00:30:25,355
Five stars is the max.
464
00:30:25,558 --> 00:30:29,085
I didn't know that. Let's see how many
stars my maniacal ass got.
465
00:30:32,364 --> 00:30:36,164
Half a star? That's gotta be a mistake.
Check it again. Check it again.
466
00:30:36,368 --> 00:30:38,336
You're about as maniacal
as a boxful of kittens.
467
00:30:38,537 --> 00:30:39,697
Come on, that's not funny, man.
468
00:30:39,905 --> 00:30:42,430
I'm gonna have to stab somebody
or something. Get my rep up.
469
00:30:42,641 --> 00:30:45,906
Why don't we have a maniacal pillow
fight tonight. That could get it up some.
470
00:30:46,312 --> 00:30:48,644
Yeah. We can sell it to pay-per-view.
471
00:30:48,848 --> 00:30:51,817
Superstar Versus Half-a-Star.
472
00:30:52,418 --> 00:30:55,478
Why don't you shut up before I slit your
throat and watch the dust come out.
473
00:30:55,688 --> 00:30:57,417
Come on, guys,
we only got a couple minutes.
474
00:30:58,157 --> 00:30:59,124
How about this guy?
475
00:30:59,325 --> 00:31:02,123
Damn, this fool got the chair
three times, ain't died yet.
476
00:31:02,328 --> 00:31:04,159
Well, we may not have
the most talented team,
477
00:31:04,363 --> 00:31:06,797
but we will definitely
have the meanest.
478
00:31:42,034 --> 00:31:45,367
- What's he doing that for?
- Because he's a freak.
479
00:31:45,771 --> 00:31:48,797
Hey, Sasquatch!
Someone's here to see you!
480
00:31:49,008 --> 00:31:51,135
Not too smart on your part.
481
00:31:54,546 --> 00:31:56,241
Hey.
482
00:31:57,082 --> 00:31:59,107
How's the headbanging coming?
483
00:32:01,620 --> 00:32:03,645
You're bleeding. Just so you know.
484
00:32:05,691 --> 00:32:08,558
People have told me that
you and I look a lot alike,
485
00:32:08,761 --> 00:32:10,991
so I wanted to see for myself.
486
00:32:13,132 --> 00:32:14,759
I'm gonna take a piss.
487
00:32:15,634 --> 00:32:18,398
You scared him away, dumbshit.
488
00:32:23,909 --> 00:32:27,037
You're kidding. Five-star Torres
likes The View?
489
00:32:27,246 --> 00:32:28,543
No, just Joy Behar.
490
00:32:28,747 --> 00:32:31,614
The good news is she canbreast-feed standing up. That's it.
491
00:32:33,719 --> 00:32:35,949
Where does she come up
with this shit?
492
00:32:37,456 --> 00:32:40,448
I'm a Star Jones man myself.
I love that big bitch.
493
00:32:40,960 --> 00:32:42,621
That was, like, the furthest thing.
494
00:32:42,828 --> 00:32:44,420
I got married so young, so, I mean,
495
00:32:44,630 --> 00:32:46,894
they weren't pressuring me,the society was pressuring me...
496
00:32:47,099 --> 00:32:48,589
Mr. Torres.
497
00:32:48,801 --> 00:32:51,292
Us convicts are starting up
a football team.
498
00:32:51,503 --> 00:32:52,868
Not interested.
499
00:32:53,439 --> 00:32:54,701
We're playing the guards.
500
00:32:56,642 --> 00:32:57,939
Walk away.
501
00:32:58,777 --> 00:33:00,210
Good idea.
502
00:33:00,646 --> 00:33:02,079
0 for 2.
503
00:33:02,481 --> 00:33:04,449
You're putting the pressureon her right now.
504
00:33:04,650 --> 00:33:06,049
Show's over, amigo.
505
00:33:06,585 --> 00:33:09,577
I still got 15 minutes of Joy Behar.
506
00:33:09,788 --> 00:33:14,282
Well, I'm cutting you short.
Back to your cell, asswipe.
507
00:33:14,693 --> 00:33:15,921
Hey, white boy.
508
00:33:18,664 --> 00:33:20,495
Cherryhead gonna play?
509
00:33:21,467 --> 00:33:22,695
Yes, he is.
510
00:33:28,907 --> 00:33:30,602
Crewe, don't forget,
I'm gonna be open.
511
00:33:31,210 --> 00:33:32,575
Green 40! Hut!
512
00:33:38,817 --> 00:33:40,250
Damn!
513
00:33:41,820 --> 00:33:44,550
Brucie. Brucie. You all right?
You breathing?
514
00:33:45,124 --> 00:33:48,059
I got a bird. His name is Ronnie.
515
00:33:48,260 --> 00:33:51,161
Well, tell Ronnie you got
knocked the fuck out.
516
00:33:54,099 --> 00:33:58,365
Wow, no bullshit. Real football?
Against the guards?
517
00:33:58,570 --> 00:33:59,730
Full contact.
518
00:34:00,039 --> 00:34:01,666
Captain Knauer is their quarterback?
519
00:34:02,941 --> 00:34:06,069
- Yep.
- So I get to tackle him?
520
00:34:06,278 --> 00:34:09,076
Yeah. You can either tackle him or hit
him over the head with that hammer.
521
00:34:10,516 --> 00:34:13,007
I wanna hurt him. Not kill him.
522
00:34:13,352 --> 00:34:15,411
Let's get out of here
before that thing bites somebody.
523
00:34:15,621 --> 00:34:18,818
All right. We'll see you
and your pet iguana at practice.
524
00:34:20,259 --> 00:34:21,817
Down, set!
525
00:34:25,030 --> 00:34:26,395
Hut! Hut!
526
00:34:30,302 --> 00:34:31,428
Hey!
527
00:34:32,471 --> 00:34:34,063
- Hit me.
- Get rid of it.
528
00:34:35,074 --> 00:34:36,598
Get rid of it!
529
00:34:38,343 --> 00:34:39,742
He didn't get rid of it.
530
00:34:41,780 --> 00:34:43,111
Sacked your ass.
531
00:34:44,116 --> 00:34:46,584
Somebody's gotta get open, guys.
532
00:34:46,785 --> 00:34:48,252
You got hammered by the hammer.
533
00:34:48,454 --> 00:34:51,480
I think I felt it on my leg.
We gotta get some speed, man.
534
00:34:51,690 --> 00:34:53,590
What'd you expect?
You got no brothers out there.
535
00:34:53,792 --> 00:34:55,555
What are you talking about?
We got Switowski.
536
00:34:56,528 --> 00:34:58,689
Switowski? That's one brother.
537
00:34:58,897 --> 00:35:00,797
That's a lonely nigga.
This ain't hockey.
538
00:35:01,467 --> 00:35:03,560
You want some speed,
you know where to go.
539
00:35:12,044 --> 00:35:14,706
Hey, yo, check out
this fake Slim Shady, man.
540
00:35:16,148 --> 00:35:18,378
I knew you couldn't resist my shit.
541
00:35:18,584 --> 00:35:20,779
I got the shakes
that'll make you quake.
542
00:35:20,986 --> 00:35:23,784
I got the fries that'll cross your eyes.
543
00:35:23,989 --> 00:35:25,980
I got the burgers that'Il...
544
00:35:28,427 --> 00:35:29,826
I just got burgers.
545
00:35:30,028 --> 00:35:31,086
I'm all right. Thank you.
546
00:35:31,497 --> 00:35:35,456
Just wanted to talk to you fellas about
possibly joining the football team.
547
00:35:36,301 --> 00:35:37,825
The only game we'd play with you is
548
00:35:38,036 --> 00:35:42,973
Slap the Point-Shaving White Boy
Till He Cries Like a Baby-Back Bitch.
549
00:35:43,242 --> 00:35:47,269
Baby-back bitch, baby-back bitchBaby-back bitch
550
00:35:47,479 --> 00:35:49,640
- That's a big-ass robot.
- Yeah.
551
00:35:54,486 --> 00:35:56,545
You gonna help me out here?
552
00:35:58,624 --> 00:35:59,921
Thank you, Half-a-Star.
553
00:36:00,859 --> 00:36:02,827
Just so you know,
we are playing the guards.
554
00:36:03,028 --> 00:36:05,792
That ain't a team.
That's just a bunch of dumb rednecks
555
00:36:05,998 --> 00:36:08,489
giving themselves excuses
to grab each other.
556
00:36:09,601 --> 00:36:11,796
This guy must be
quite the athlete, huh?
557
00:36:12,538 --> 00:36:15,974
You risk bringing your ass in the jungle
because you know I am.
558
00:36:16,175 --> 00:36:19,338
Yeah, so you'd beat me
in a game of one-on-one, right?
559
00:36:19,545 --> 00:36:22,639
- What?
- I think it's time for you to get stepping.
560
00:36:22,848 --> 00:36:24,975
How's this, though? One game.
561
00:36:25,184 --> 00:36:29,348
I beat you, you guys play for the team.
You beat me, I'll leave you alone.
562
00:36:30,389 --> 00:36:32,448
Take that. Take that, Deac.
563
00:36:32,658 --> 00:36:34,785
This fool ain't nothing
but a thing, baby.
564
00:36:35,761 --> 00:36:38,389
- Ball, dog.
- Ball up!
565
00:36:38,597 --> 00:36:39,962
Can Crewe play ball?
566
00:36:40,165 --> 00:36:41,427
He's a natural athlete.
567
00:36:41,633 --> 00:36:44,898
So is Greg Louganis, but I bet you
he'd get his ass whupped out here.
568
00:36:45,404 --> 00:36:47,736
- Game's 11. Call your own fouls.
- Okay.
569
00:36:49,174 --> 00:36:51,335
- Come on, come on.
- Give it to him, Deac!
570
00:36:56,281 --> 00:36:57,373
Did I get you?
571
00:36:58,016 --> 00:36:59,313
No, that was clean.
572
00:36:59,518 --> 00:37:01,486
He'll be all right. Call his mama.
573
00:37:01,687 --> 00:37:04,155
- If I foul you, tell me, dog.
- Okay, baby.
574
00:37:08,193 --> 00:37:09,683
Take this f... Take this foul.
575
00:37:13,265 --> 00:37:15,233
What happened there?
I think it's my ball, right?
576
00:37:15,467 --> 00:37:16,434
All right.
577
00:37:16,635 --> 00:37:18,398
Get up! Get up, Deac!
578
00:37:18,737 --> 00:37:19,761
Come on, Paul!
579
00:37:19,972 --> 00:37:21,064
- Calm down.
- What?
580
00:37:21,273 --> 00:37:23,707
Now, don't stir up
the brothers, now. Come on.
581
00:37:28,413 --> 00:37:29,903
Come on, Deacon!
582
00:37:34,219 --> 00:37:35,413
Did I get you, dog?
583
00:37:35,621 --> 00:37:38,454
Hell, no, baby. That was clean.
Good D.
584
00:37:38,657 --> 00:37:40,022
I thought he didn't wanna get hurt.
585
00:37:40,225 --> 00:37:42,750
It ain't about getting hurt.
It's about pride.
586
00:37:42,961 --> 00:37:44,861
I bet you he's pretty proud right now.
587
00:38:20,365 --> 00:38:22,890
It ain't easy being cheesy!
588
00:38:30,075 --> 00:38:32,339
Did I get you? Did I get you?
589
00:38:32,577 --> 00:38:35,137
- No, I think I'm okay, baby.
- I didn't get you, did I?
590
00:38:42,054 --> 00:38:43,282
That's traveling, bitch.
591
00:38:54,333 --> 00:38:55,800
You keep coming, huh?
592
00:38:57,402 --> 00:39:00,462
Game point, baby.
How you want the game put up?
593
00:39:07,212 --> 00:39:08,270
Foul.
594
00:39:10,148 --> 00:39:12,241
That was a bullshit call!
595
00:39:15,454 --> 00:39:17,354
My court, my ball.
596
00:39:28,834 --> 00:39:30,893
All right, y'all. Let Deac speak!
597
00:39:33,405 --> 00:39:35,134
Nice spanking that ass, dog.
598
00:39:36,842 --> 00:39:39,208
- Now, get stepping.
- Hold up.
599
00:39:43,148 --> 00:39:44,513
Y'all got a running back?
600
00:39:45,083 --> 00:39:46,710
Not any good ones.
601
00:39:47,119 --> 00:39:48,518
No disrespect, Deac...
602
00:39:49,554 --> 00:39:52,216
...but any man that can take
that kind of beating out here,
603
00:39:52,424 --> 00:39:55,086
I can't wait to see what he can do
in a contact sport.
604
00:39:55,293 --> 00:39:56,260
Shit, I'm in.
605
00:39:57,863 --> 00:40:02,266
Man, give me that cheeseburger.
You acting like a real McAsshole.
606
00:40:02,467 --> 00:40:05,925
Cheeseburger, he wants to run
with the white boys, we will let him.
607
00:40:06,138 --> 00:40:07,605
Let's do this.
608
00:40:08,540 --> 00:40:09,507
Earl Megget.
609
00:40:09,708 --> 00:40:13,974
Well, we didn't get the whole chocolate
bar, but we got a Hershey's Kiss.
610
00:40:14,179 --> 00:40:15,237
I'll take it.
611
00:40:17,816 --> 00:40:19,909
Let's get this over with, rookie,
I'm starving.
612
00:40:20,118 --> 00:40:22,780
Fresh meat, boys! Fresh meat!
613
00:40:22,988 --> 00:40:24,580
Down, set!
614
00:40:25,190 --> 00:40:26,782
Battle, you're a psycho!
615
00:40:26,992 --> 00:40:28,960
Tony, you're a fat shit! Hut!
616
00:40:37,702 --> 00:40:38,964
Holy shit!
617
00:40:43,542 --> 00:40:45,237
Get him!
618
00:40:52,984 --> 00:40:56,181
Ran right out of your shoes, huh?
Hey, manager, don't you think
619
00:40:56,388 --> 00:40:58,720
we can get our new star running back
a decent pair of cleats?
620
00:40:58,924 --> 00:41:02,052
Yeah. I think I got a cousin
that drives a truck for Reebok.
621
00:41:02,260 --> 00:41:04,660
It's cool, man.
I never had shoes growing up no way.
622
00:41:04,863 --> 00:41:06,558
- I'll be all right for now.
- Oh, okay.
623
00:41:07,265 --> 00:41:09,256
Get your country ass
back in the huddle.
624
00:41:09,468 --> 00:41:11,060
That boy got some slave feet,
you see that?
625
00:41:13,472 --> 00:41:15,565
Defense! Huddle up over there!
626
00:41:15,774 --> 00:41:17,571
Paul. Paul.
627
00:41:17,776 --> 00:41:19,835
Hey, ladies. How's it hanging?
628
00:41:20,045 --> 00:41:22,070
- Tell him.
- I'm gonna say something to him.
629
00:41:22,280 --> 00:41:25,249
I just wanted to let you know
I am your biggest fan.
630
00:41:25,450 --> 00:41:29,477
And I will be cheering my jailhouse
boobies off for you at game day.
631
00:41:29,688 --> 00:41:31,155
I appreciate that. Thank you.
632
00:41:31,356 --> 00:41:32,823
Paul.
633
00:41:33,625 --> 00:41:35,422
I appreciate you.
634
00:41:35,994 --> 00:41:37,985
Okay, thanks. I'm glad to know that.
635
00:41:39,898 --> 00:41:41,365
Okay, are you done now?
636
00:41:41,566 --> 00:41:44,228
What's wrong with you? Jealous
because I don't cheer for you anymore?
637
00:41:44,436 --> 00:41:46,631
I don't know what
you're talking about, freak show.
638
00:41:46,838 --> 00:41:48,465
Whatever, back freckles.
639
00:41:49,007 --> 00:41:51,339
Oh, yeah, back freckles.
She's making up shit now.
640
00:41:51,543 --> 00:41:52,976
I'm gonna get some water.
641
00:41:54,579 --> 00:41:56,843
That feature interview
worked better than I thought.
642
00:41:57,048 --> 00:41:59,209
I just got off the phone with ESPN2.
643
00:41:59,417 --> 00:42:02,181
They want to televise
the football game.
644
00:42:02,387 --> 00:42:05,879
Guards, cons, Paul Crewe,
it's compelling stuff.
645
00:42:06,091 --> 00:42:08,218
Lots of human interest.
646
00:42:08,426 --> 00:42:10,189
Don't do that in here.
647
00:42:11,396 --> 00:42:12,795
Television.
648
00:42:13,865 --> 00:42:16,095
Dandridge, do you think
that might help my visibility
649
00:42:16,301 --> 00:42:18,326
with the registered voters
of this fine state?
650
00:42:18,703 --> 00:42:20,068
Oh, yes.
651
00:42:36,688 --> 00:42:38,485
The freak is back!
652
00:42:51,636 --> 00:42:53,228
Hey, hey. It's me again.
653
00:42:55,640 --> 00:42:58,632
You know, if I take this half down,
we could play together.
654
00:43:00,879 --> 00:43:02,972
I'm just gonna take this half down.
655
00:43:06,384 --> 00:43:09,012
Don't worry. Don't worry.
I got another ball.
656
00:43:10,221 --> 00:43:11,518
It's okay.
657
00:43:12,157 --> 00:43:13,556
You wanna serve?
658
00:43:15,026 --> 00:43:16,186
I'll serve.
659
00:43:22,100 --> 00:43:24,967
Really good news.
We started a football team.
660
00:43:25,337 --> 00:43:26,804
You like football?
661
00:43:27,005 --> 00:43:28,438
It's kind of like Ping-Pong.
662
00:43:28,640 --> 00:43:31,973
Only the ball's a little bigger
and egg-shaped, like my head.
663
00:43:33,311 --> 00:43:36,178
Just a joke. Stay calm.
664
00:43:36,381 --> 00:43:39,111
Give you a good chance
to throw people on the ground,
665
00:43:39,317 --> 00:43:43,617
hurt them like you used to when you
were a kid, 10 feet 6 inches ago.
666
00:43:45,991 --> 00:43:47,982
We'd be playing the guards.
667
00:43:51,429 --> 00:43:53,397
I think Papajohn's their safety.
668
00:44:11,716 --> 00:44:14,583
Turley, nobody gets to me.
We'll play more Ping-Pong later, okay?
669
00:44:18,223 --> 00:44:19,690
Hut!
670
00:44:24,229 --> 00:44:25,321
Effective.
671
00:44:26,131 --> 00:44:29,692
- All right.
- He brokeded my nose.
672
00:44:32,771 --> 00:44:34,568
I don't wanna play no more.
673
00:44:34,773 --> 00:44:37,003
Hey, hey, hey. Switowski,
what are you talking about?
674
00:44:37,208 --> 00:44:38,835
This is football. Shit happens.
675
00:44:39,044 --> 00:44:41,706
Paul, he brokeded my nose.
676
00:44:41,913 --> 00:44:43,346
Okay. Stop crying.
677
00:44:43,882 --> 00:44:46,510
All right. We can fix this.
Here we go.
678
00:44:47,919 --> 00:44:50,285
Okay. Good, good.
679
00:44:51,089 --> 00:44:52,078
How's it look?
680
00:44:52,290 --> 00:44:55,623
How's it look? It looks... It looks like...
It looks better than before.
681
00:44:56,594 --> 00:44:58,721
- Really?
- Yeah, it's straighter.
682
00:44:58,930 --> 00:45:02,058
More distinguished.
Kind of like a young Michael Jackson.
683
00:45:02,267 --> 00:45:04,462
I love little Michael.
684
00:45:04,669 --> 00:45:06,330
That's great. That's great.
685
00:45:07,672 --> 00:45:09,333
I think he did it on purpose.
686
00:45:09,541 --> 00:45:11,475
No, he didn't.
687
00:45:13,611 --> 00:45:15,169
Okay, maybe he did.
688
00:45:15,380 --> 00:45:18,281
You gotta apologize to him.
Come on, Turley.
689
00:45:19,918 --> 00:45:21,545
Say you're sorry.
690
00:45:23,488 --> 00:45:25,012
Come on. Say it.
691
00:45:28,827 --> 00:45:32,194
He said he's sorry.
I got him to say he's sorry.
692
00:45:32,397 --> 00:45:33,989
Yeah, yeah. We're all impressed.
693
00:45:36,768 --> 00:45:39,100
Looking good, gentlemen.
Way to work hard.
694
00:45:39,304 --> 00:45:41,465
Good practice, Paul!
Me and the girls wanna show you
695
00:45:41,673 --> 00:45:42,921
- what we've been practicing.
- Okay, hit me.
696
00:45:42,956 --> 00:45:44,169
- What we've been practicing.
- Okay, hit me.
697
00:45:44,809 --> 00:45:47,539
Come on, let's go. One, two, three.
698
00:45:47,746 --> 00:45:50,647
Give me a...
699
00:45:50,849 --> 00:45:54,148
D, D, give me a II, I, give me a C
700
00:45:54,352 --> 00:45:55,341
C, give me a...
701
00:45:55,553 --> 00:45:58,818
All right, all right! I got it.
Just save it for the game.
702
00:45:59,023 --> 00:46:00,888
Don't act like you ain't
want to see more, Brucie!
703
00:46:01,092 --> 00:46:03,253
- Yeah, you wish, pal.
- No, you wish I'd kiss you again,
704
00:46:03,461 --> 00:46:06,396
because your breath
smell like eight cans of shark shit.
705
00:46:06,598 --> 00:46:08,122
I wouldn't touch her
with a 10-foot pole.
706
00:46:08,333 --> 00:46:09,891
- What's he talking about?
- He's a freak.
707
00:46:23,414 --> 00:46:25,814
Run, Forrest, run!
708
00:46:30,388 --> 00:46:32,879
That's how a white man plays guitar.
709
00:46:36,394 --> 00:46:38,487
Captain, he said he had some info.
710
00:46:38,696 --> 00:46:42,154
You guys have "Halo 2."
I didn't even think that was out yet.
711
00:46:42,867 --> 00:46:44,664
Focus. Turn the music off!
712
00:46:44,869 --> 00:46:47,030
Yeah, captain.
You know them convicts?
713
00:46:47,238 --> 00:46:49,069
They're starting to get
some serious players.
714
00:46:49,274 --> 00:46:52,402
But their biggest threat?
A running back. Megget.
715
00:46:52,610 --> 00:46:55,010
- He's good?
- He's fast.
716
00:46:55,213 --> 00:46:57,545
He's really, really fast.
717
00:46:57,749 --> 00:47:01,776
I mean, he's so fast,
he makes fast people look not fast.
718
00:47:01,986 --> 00:47:03,351
I got it, he's fast.
719
00:47:03,555 --> 00:47:06,422
Now, why don't you show us your speed
and get your pyro ass out of here.
720
00:47:07,292 --> 00:47:10,125
Yes, sir. Here I go. I'm sorry.
721
00:47:22,373 --> 00:47:25,570
Any books
you'd recommend, inmate?
722
00:47:27,412 --> 00:47:28,379
No, sir.
723
00:47:30,582 --> 00:47:32,106
Not much of a reader.
724
00:47:32,483 --> 00:47:36,681
Oh, come on, now, maggot.
I've seen you in here reading before.
725
00:47:36,888 --> 00:47:39,152
You requested this detail.
Isn't that right?
726
00:47:42,894 --> 00:47:46,125
No. It's the quiet time I like, sir.
727
00:47:47,065 --> 00:47:48,362
Maybe you'd like to read this.
728
00:47:50,535 --> 00:47:52,696
What the hell kind of bullshit
book is that?
729
00:47:52,904 --> 00:47:55,236
It's historical. Sir.
730
00:47:55,440 --> 00:47:58,000
Now, why would he want to read
a book about a four-eyed nigger?
731
00:48:02,747 --> 00:48:06,649
Does the N word
offend you, nigger?
732
00:48:07,819 --> 00:48:09,047
No, sir.
733
00:48:16,261 --> 00:48:18,229
Sorry about that.
734
00:48:18,696 --> 00:48:21,460
You mind fetching
these books for me, boy?
735
00:48:24,369 --> 00:48:25,802
No, sir.
736
00:48:26,004 --> 00:48:27,904
Just pick them up.
Put them on the table.
737
00:48:31,542 --> 00:48:32,736
There you go.
738
00:48:38,383 --> 00:48:40,248
You forgot one.
739
00:48:47,158 --> 00:48:48,625
Bet you'd like to hit us, huh?
740
00:48:49,994 --> 00:48:52,053
Hit you, sir? No.
741
00:48:55,066 --> 00:48:56,294
Y'all my friends.
742
00:49:01,039 --> 00:49:02,529
Pick these up.
743
00:49:23,661 --> 00:49:24,821
Go!
744
00:49:25,730 --> 00:49:27,459
Hit me! I'm open! I'm open!
745
00:49:32,003 --> 00:49:34,403
Come on! We got one week
before we play that game.
746
00:49:34,605 --> 00:49:36,004
We can't complete a pass yet.
747
00:49:36,207 --> 00:49:39,665
- Megget can't run the ball every play.
- I know, coach.
748
00:49:40,278 --> 00:49:42,246
What the hell is he smiling at?
749
00:49:58,129 --> 00:49:59,858
This better be on the up and up.
750
00:50:00,965 --> 00:50:02,023
I guarantee it.
751
00:50:02,533 --> 00:50:03,932
Let's do this shit.
752
00:50:04,135 --> 00:50:05,693
There goes the neighborhood.
753
00:50:11,642 --> 00:50:13,371
Now I'll never get to play.
754
00:50:39,003 --> 00:50:42,564
Did you see that? Did you see that?
The Deac is here!
755
00:50:42,774 --> 00:50:43,900
Nice.
756
00:50:44,342 --> 00:50:45,934
Okay, we seal off here, seal off here.
757
00:50:46,144 --> 00:50:47,611
- Cheeseburger.
- Yeah.
758
00:50:47,812 --> 00:50:49,473
You're just gonna chip this guy...
759
00:51:07,198 --> 00:51:08,165
That stings.
760
00:51:08,366 --> 00:51:11,130
It's nothing a Quarter Pounder
can't fix.
761
00:51:13,838 --> 00:51:14,964
With cheese on it?
762
00:51:15,173 --> 00:51:16,697
Hut!
763
00:51:41,365 --> 00:51:43,629
Man, that boy would catch a cold
in the desert. Here you go.
764
00:51:43,835 --> 00:51:46,429
- Everything's looking up.
- Yeah.
765
00:51:46,637 --> 00:51:48,935
Still got one more
pain in the ass to deal with.
766
00:51:59,183 --> 00:52:01,344
All right, what do you say?
How about a little best ball?
767
00:52:01,552 --> 00:52:04,612
No, I hate that bullshit.
Everyone play their own damn ball.
768
00:52:04,822 --> 00:52:06,653
Holy shit, is that Paul Crewe?
769
00:52:06,858 --> 00:52:10,589
How do you like that, boys?
The MVP coming to kiss my ass.
770
00:52:11,395 --> 00:52:13,556
So, what's on your mind, Paul?
771
00:52:13,764 --> 00:52:15,493
Got a problem with inmate Unger.
772
00:52:16,567 --> 00:52:19,627
- Is he on your little squad?
- I believe he's on your little squad.
773
00:52:20,371 --> 00:52:23,169
Mr. Crewe, would you mind
if we had a picture? Please?
774
00:52:24,008 --> 00:52:25,305
That's up to the warden.
775
00:52:25,943 --> 00:52:28,309
- Damn it. All right.
- Rewound it. Did everything.
776
00:52:28,513 --> 00:52:30,947
- The flash is ready.
- You don't need a flash. It's daylight.
777
00:52:31,149 --> 00:52:33,310
Oh, my bad.
I just want a good picture.
778
00:52:33,851 --> 00:52:37,150
You know, I think you had sex
with my wife before I married her.
779
00:52:38,222 --> 00:52:39,917
- Sorry about that.
- Oh, hell, no.
780
00:52:40,124 --> 00:52:43,321
If she's hot enough to have
a one-nighter with a pro football player,
781
00:52:43,528 --> 00:52:45,325
I must be doing all right.
782
00:52:45,863 --> 00:52:47,330
Okay, here we go.
783
00:52:48,032 --> 00:52:50,227
- Sergeant Engleheart?
- Yes, warden.
784
00:52:50,434 --> 00:52:52,265
Would you step out
of the picture, please?
785
00:52:52,904 --> 00:52:53,996
Yes, sir.
786
00:52:56,541 --> 00:52:59,009
- His wife has got the hottest ass.
- Great.
787
00:52:59,210 --> 00:53:00,507
Just cut to the chase, shall we?
788
00:53:01,145 --> 00:53:03,875
You don't actually think you have
a chance of winning, now, do you?
789
00:53:04,081 --> 00:53:05,742
We're gonna get
our asses handed to us.
790
00:53:05,950 --> 00:53:10,353
I know it. You know it.
I just don't want my players to know it.
791
00:53:10,555 --> 00:53:12,022
Your players?
792
00:53:13,724 --> 00:53:16,352
Just when I thought
I had you all figured out.
793
00:53:16,561 --> 00:53:18,552
- What does that mean?
- In the time you've been here,
794
00:53:18,763 --> 00:53:20,856
you haven't made or received
one telephone call.
795
00:53:21,065 --> 00:53:23,533
You haven't opened so much
as a single shred of mail.
796
00:53:23,734 --> 00:53:26,066
What do you give a damn
about those slimeballs?
797
00:53:26,270 --> 00:53:28,363
You never cared about anybody
in your entire life.
798
00:53:28,906 --> 00:53:31,101
Well, maybe I finally found
that sense of family
799
00:53:31,309 --> 00:53:33,709
I been yearning for since I'm a baby.
800
00:53:33,911 --> 00:53:35,003
And gosh almighty,
801
00:53:35,213 --> 00:53:36,874
my new family and I
would sure appreciate it
802
00:53:37,081 --> 00:53:39,515
if you got Unger off the field.
You hear?
803
00:53:41,118 --> 00:53:42,415
Sergeant Engleheart.
804
00:53:42,920 --> 00:53:44,114
Thank you.
805
00:53:44,689 --> 00:53:46,213
Oh, and as for your request...
806
00:53:48,326 --> 00:53:50,760
...you'll have my answer
soon enough.
807
00:54:03,674 --> 00:54:05,471
Did it rain last night?
808
00:54:05,676 --> 00:54:06,904
Not a drop.
809
00:54:11,782 --> 00:54:13,579
Son of a bitch.
810
00:54:13,951 --> 00:54:15,680
All right, boys.
811
00:54:18,923 --> 00:54:22,017
The warden is trying
to break our spirit.
812
00:54:22,793 --> 00:54:24,761
He thinks we're gonna
skip practice today,
813
00:54:24,962 --> 00:54:27,590
wait for the field to dry,
make it up tomorrow.
814
00:54:27,798 --> 00:54:29,026
You know what? Who gives a shit?
815
00:54:29,233 --> 00:54:32,066
Three days till game time.
We can handle it.
816
00:54:32,270 --> 00:54:34,101
But let me say this:
817
00:54:35,039 --> 00:54:38,600
That old man flooding this field
tells me something.
818
00:54:39,744 --> 00:54:42,178
The guy is scared.
819
00:54:42,380 --> 00:54:46,874
Scared of you sick,
degenerate convicts.
820
00:54:47,084 --> 00:54:48,813
And you know what?
821
00:54:50,288 --> 00:54:51,687
He should be.
822
00:54:52,023 --> 00:54:53,957
Because I got news for you guys.
823
00:54:54,358 --> 00:54:55,552
We're gonna win this thing.
824
00:54:57,061 --> 00:54:58,619
Did he say "win"?
825
00:54:59,163 --> 00:55:01,131
What's it gonna be, boys?
826
00:55:02,366 --> 00:55:05,563
Do we go back to our cells,
call it a day?
827
00:55:05,936 --> 00:55:10,839
Or do we get ourselves ready
for the greatest ass-kicking fiesta
828
00:55:11,042 --> 00:55:13,169
in the history of football?
829
00:55:14,011 --> 00:55:15,808
I'll leave it up to you guys.
830
00:55:35,900 --> 00:55:39,233
Hey. You're part
of the goddamn team.
831
00:55:39,437 --> 00:55:42,065
Get your point-shaving ass in there.
832
00:55:42,707 --> 00:55:43,969
You got it.
833
00:56:30,154 --> 00:56:33,248
I guess that asshole Hazen
wants to play dirty.
834
00:56:33,457 --> 00:56:36,392
- We all convicts, right?
- Right.
835
00:56:36,594 --> 00:56:38,585
Maybe it's time
we started acting like it.
836
00:56:40,398 --> 00:56:41,797
Right here. Right here.
837
00:56:43,834 --> 00:56:44,994
Take it, Deac.
838
00:56:45,202 --> 00:56:48,171
Let's see which guards
have some broken bones.
839
00:57:07,591 --> 00:57:08,558
Yeah!
840
00:57:46,464 --> 00:57:47,829
Shoes, nigga!
841
00:57:58,409 --> 00:58:02,607
Check this out. These be brass
knuckles. They damn near old as me.
842
00:58:02,813 --> 00:58:04,303
Hut!
843
00:58:04,515 --> 00:58:07,484
That's perfect, Cheeseburger!
Never been better.
844
00:58:18,329 --> 00:58:19,353
Good ball. Good ball.
845
00:58:23,267 --> 00:58:24,666
Okay.
846
00:58:27,471 --> 00:58:29,302
- Who we gonna crush?
- The guards!
847
00:58:29,507 --> 00:58:31,372
- Who we gonna kill?
- The guards!
848
00:58:31,575 --> 00:58:33,543
- Who we gonna kiss?
- The guards!
849
00:58:33,744 --> 00:58:34,711
Gotcha.
850
00:58:44,889 --> 00:58:46,379
Lights out!
851
00:58:48,025 --> 00:58:49,822
Good night, ladies.
852
00:58:55,099 --> 00:58:57,761
- Yo, Crewe!
- Yes, Mr. Caretaker.
853
00:58:57,968 --> 00:59:01,301
Check your toilet. There should be
a little surprise in there for you.
854
00:59:01,639 --> 00:59:03,368
You took a shit in my toilet?
855
00:59:03,574 --> 00:59:06,236
No, that's the surprise
I left in Brucie's toilet.
856
00:59:06,443 --> 00:59:08,741
- You got something else.
- All right.
857
00:59:09,580 --> 00:59:11,138
Well, would you look at this.
858
00:59:11,348 --> 00:59:15,216
A bottle of Ketel One
and two glasses?
859
00:59:15,419 --> 00:59:16,852
Now, what would I need two for?
860
00:59:17,054 --> 00:59:19,022
Just shut up
and pour me a drink, bitch.
861
00:59:19,256 --> 00:59:23,716
- Man, who taught you to be so cool?
- My mama.
862
00:59:24,161 --> 00:59:28,291
Now, when I get out of here, I don't
want you to get all Hollywood on us.
863
00:59:28,499 --> 00:59:29,864
I want you to meet her.
864
00:59:30,067 --> 00:59:33,161
Here, look at my girl.
She's your biggest fan.
865
00:59:35,172 --> 00:59:36,799
Your mom's beautiful.
866
00:59:37,875 --> 00:59:39,968
And you, you are ugly.
867
00:59:40,177 --> 00:59:42,304
Thank you. Got it.
868
00:59:43,280 --> 00:59:45,180
Here's to...
869
00:59:46,216 --> 00:59:49,117
...the first friend I've had
in I don't know how long.
870
00:59:49,320 --> 00:59:51,413
Hey, I thought
I was your friend, Paul.
871
00:59:51,622 --> 00:59:55,718
You are, Switowski. Just finish your
coloring book and go back to sleep.
872
00:59:55,926 --> 00:59:56,893
Okay.
873
00:59:57,294 --> 00:59:59,922
And here's to having one of these
with you on the outside,
874
01:00:00,130 --> 01:00:02,462
sometime in the next
three to five years.
875
01:00:04,568 --> 01:00:06,297
- Yo, Crewe.
- Yes, sir.
876
01:00:06,503 --> 01:00:08,937
You being a ex-football player
and all,
877
01:00:09,139 --> 01:00:11,164
I'm sure you got a lot
of hot ass on the outside.
878
01:00:11,375 --> 01:00:14,503
Well, let's not forget I wasn't
the most popular guy out there.
879
01:00:14,712 --> 01:00:15,679
Don't give me that shit.
880
01:00:15,879 --> 01:00:17,938
O.J. Chopped his wife's head off
and still got some ass.
881
01:00:18,882 --> 01:00:20,144
Yeah.
882
01:00:20,451 --> 01:00:23,420
My mama taught me not to kiss
and tell. Now, go to sleep.
883
01:00:23,621 --> 01:00:25,646
All right. I got one more question
to ask you.
884
01:00:26,090 --> 01:00:27,887
Okay. What is it?
885
01:00:30,561 --> 01:00:32,222
Why'd you shave those points?
886
01:00:35,132 --> 01:00:38,260
Didn't you read the papers?
I'm innocent.
887
01:00:38,469 --> 01:00:40,733
Yeah. Ain't we all?
888
01:00:43,340 --> 01:00:44,830
Yo, Crewe, what would you say
889
01:00:45,042 --> 01:00:48,136
if I could get you film
from the guards' games last year?
890
01:00:48,345 --> 01:00:50,643
I would say that's incredible,
but how?
891
01:00:51,448 --> 01:00:52,881
Thanks, gentlemen.
892
01:00:53,083 --> 01:00:56,678
The warden will be done with him
in 15 minutes.
893
01:00:57,588 --> 01:01:00,489
- We can handle him.
- Yes, ma'am.
894
01:01:00,691 --> 01:01:02,488
Then you're gonna, ma'am.
895
01:01:07,031 --> 01:01:08,362
Nice job.
896
01:01:11,068 --> 01:01:14,697
I can't tell you how much this means
to me. Thank you, Lynette.
897
01:01:14,905 --> 01:01:17,271
Now Nate can study
all the guards' formations.
898
01:01:17,474 --> 01:01:20,272
Not so fast, sugar bear.
899
01:01:20,477 --> 01:01:22,502
You gotta earn them.
900
01:01:32,489 --> 01:01:34,081
We only got 15 minutes,
901
01:01:34,291 --> 01:01:38,193
but, sunshine, we're gonna
make them all count.
902
01:01:51,075 --> 01:01:52,804
One more, please?
903
01:02:01,452 --> 01:02:02,680
Let's go.
904
01:02:10,294 --> 01:02:12,353
- Quiet down. Guys.
- Let's go.
905
01:02:12,563 --> 01:02:15,396
Before we watch the guards'
game film from last season,
906
01:02:15,599 --> 01:02:20,059
we have a special presentation
from our very own Mr. Paul Crewe.
907
01:02:21,905 --> 01:02:23,702
What are you talking about?
908
01:02:25,109 --> 01:02:26,599
What's going on?
909
01:02:30,848 --> 01:02:33,214
Now I gotta relive this shit?
910
01:02:49,299 --> 01:02:50,994
Yeah!
911
01:02:53,871 --> 01:02:56,965
You can say this,
my man's a team player!
912
01:02:58,809 --> 01:03:02,939
You know what they say. Once
you go gray, there ain't no other way!
913
01:03:03,313 --> 01:03:06,248
Hey, hey, hey. Brucie! Brucie!
I'm glad you think that's funny,
914
01:03:06,450 --> 01:03:08,509
because I got something pretty funny
to show you guys.
915
01:03:08,719 --> 01:03:11,085
Tony, hit it. You're gonna like this.
916
01:03:18,562 --> 01:03:22,020
- What the hell is this?
- What? It's good. It keeps going.
917
01:03:22,232 --> 01:03:24,359
- Hi.
- Here I am.
918
01:03:24,568 --> 01:03:26,263
Turn this shit off. Turn it off.
919
01:03:26,937 --> 01:03:28,234
No!
920
01:03:33,811 --> 01:03:36,279
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Very funny.
Trick photography.
921
01:03:45,823 --> 01:03:47,120
Nothing happened.
Nothing happened.
922
01:03:47,324 --> 01:03:49,189
I was showing a little wrestling move.
That's all.
923
01:03:49,560 --> 01:03:50,993
Knock it off!
924
01:03:51,195 --> 01:03:52,594
Knock it off!
925
01:03:53,130 --> 01:03:55,360
It's time we took a look
at what we came here to see
926
01:03:55,566 --> 01:03:57,500
before the guards come back.
927
01:03:58,936 --> 01:04:02,337
The first film is the guards' offense
against Texas Southern.
928
01:04:02,539 --> 01:04:05,770
Now, as you can see,
they're running a standard wishbone.
929
01:04:12,783 --> 01:04:15,479
So you're telling me that these animals
are watching our game films.
930
01:04:15,686 --> 01:04:17,517
- Is that right?
- Yes, sir, boss.
931
01:04:17,721 --> 01:04:19,188
They got all last season.
932
01:04:20,123 --> 01:04:22,648
Seems to me that we ought to
do something about this.
933
01:04:22,860 --> 01:04:24,521
What do you want me to do?
934
01:04:24,728 --> 01:04:26,889
You're the criminal. Be creative.
935
01:04:27,331 --> 01:04:30,323
But on game day, if I so much as...
936
01:04:33,270 --> 01:04:34,237
What are you doing?
937
01:04:35,906 --> 01:04:39,171
I don't know.
I've had hot flashes all shift,
938
01:04:39,376 --> 01:04:41,674
and now my nipples are killing me.
939
01:04:41,879 --> 01:04:43,506
Why are we talking about
your nipples?
940
01:04:43,981 --> 01:04:46,472
We're not. Just go do
what you're doing there.
941
01:04:46,683 --> 01:04:48,048
Guys.
942
01:04:49,319 --> 01:04:52,254
I want Crewe finished.
943
01:04:52,456 --> 01:04:56,586
Yes, sir. You give me the inspiration,
sir. I got something for him.
944
01:04:57,794 --> 01:04:59,022
Hut!
945
01:05:04,968 --> 01:05:06,401
Everybody!
946
01:05:08,005 --> 01:05:09,233
Huddle up!
947
01:05:13,176 --> 01:05:17,909
Every day we've been taking shit,
for a long time.
948
01:05:18,548 --> 01:05:23,349
Tomorrow, payback.
Now, think about that for a second.
949
01:06:08,332 --> 01:06:10,459
- What time is it?
- Game time!
950
01:06:10,667 --> 01:06:12,294
- What time is it?
- Game time!
951
01:06:12,502 --> 01:06:15,960
- What time is it?
- Game time!
952
01:06:19,276 --> 01:06:23,406
Tomorrow, 12:00, the bus leaves.
Don't be late!
953
01:06:24,548 --> 01:06:26,607
Where the hell is Caretaker?
954
01:06:28,318 --> 01:06:29,546
I don't know.
955
01:06:57,647 --> 01:07:00,207
A gift for you, Mr. Crewe.
956
01:07:02,219 --> 01:07:04,744
How does he listen
to that cracker shit?
957
01:09:33,467 --> 01:09:35,628
We're here deep in the heartof toothless country,
958
01:09:35,836 --> 01:09:38,430
coming to you from a simpleTexas high school stadium
959
01:09:38,639 --> 01:09:40,869
that's been retrofittedfor the big event.
960
01:09:41,075 --> 01:09:43,441
Now, when my man Travis
tried to drag me out here, I said,
961
01:09:43,644 --> 01:09:45,976
"What are you, brain-dead from
talking to too many Raider fans?
962
01:09:46,180 --> 01:09:47,204
It's not going to work. "
963
01:09:47,415 --> 01:09:50,441
But the fact of the matter is,
this could shape up as an epic day.
964
01:09:50,651 --> 01:09:53,848
Hot-dog vendors, high-powered rifles,I love the combination.
965
01:09:53,799 --> 01:09:56,290
And apparently so do the fans.
966
01:09:59,871 --> 01:10:01,429
Hey, shitheads! Listen up!
967
01:10:01,640 --> 01:10:03,471
Everybody on their feet
for the warden.
968
01:10:07,913 --> 01:10:10,313
Anthony, wow. You can sit down.
969
01:10:11,349 --> 01:10:12,873
Thank God.
970
01:10:14,653 --> 01:10:17,349
Gentlemen, Texas marshals
have been kind enough
971
01:10:17,556 --> 01:10:21,048
to supply us with a dozen
of their finest sharpshooters.
972
01:10:21,693 --> 01:10:24,992
So for those of you thinking
of mingling with the civilians
973
01:10:25,197 --> 01:10:26,824
or trying to make a break for it,
974
01:10:27,399 --> 01:10:28,798
you will be shot.
975
01:10:30,502 --> 01:10:31,628
In the head.
976
01:10:35,340 --> 01:10:38,503
Now, let's all go out there
and have some fun!
977
01:10:41,446 --> 01:10:44,609
Crewe! I'll see you on the field!
978
01:10:47,118 --> 01:10:48,779
I think he's in love with you.
979
01:10:49,855 --> 01:10:51,846
All right, listen up.
980
01:10:52,057 --> 01:10:55,959
I know it's hard to get psyched for
the game without Caretaker being here.
981
01:10:56,761 --> 01:10:59,355
But somehow that sick,
skinny bastard
982
01:10:59,564 --> 01:11:03,557
found a way to get us all fired up
from beyond the grave.
983
01:11:04,703 --> 01:11:07,171
Caretaker's last gift to us.
984
01:11:07,372 --> 01:11:10,068
Battle, I presume this is yours.
985
01:11:11,843 --> 01:11:14,004
I still don't think that's big enough.
986
01:11:16,181 --> 01:11:18,843
- That's it?
- No, that ain't it.
987
01:11:19,184 --> 01:11:21,652
Caretaker said he'd find us
some gear to wear.
988
01:11:25,891 --> 01:11:28,416
I think he found us a name too.
989
01:11:32,631 --> 01:11:35,930
Mean Machine! Mean Machine!Mean Machine! Mean Machine!
990
01:11:48,813 --> 01:11:53,250
Good afternoon and welcome to avery special edition of ESPN football.
991
01:11:53,451 --> 01:11:56,818
As today, the semiproAllenville Federal Prison guards
992
01:11:57,022 --> 01:11:59,650
will be taking on the very prisonersthey guard.
993
01:11:59,858 --> 01:12:03,294
And with this special game, folks,
comes a special broadcast,
994
01:12:03,495 --> 01:12:06,760
as I'm joined in the booth
by Baby Face Bob.
995
01:12:06,965 --> 01:12:08,694
Say hi to the folks, Bob-O.
996
01:12:10,402 --> 01:12:12,097
Chris, we went to a commercial.
997
01:12:12,304 --> 01:12:15,501
This job, Bob,
it's a lot of give and take.
998
01:12:15,707 --> 01:12:18,505
So when I bring you in,
don't be afraid to talk to the folks.
999
01:12:20,845 --> 01:12:22,813
Unless you don't want to.
1000
01:12:26,217 --> 01:12:27,741
And here come the cons,
1001
01:12:27,953 --> 01:12:31,912
led by former NFL MVP quarterbackPaul Crewe.
1002
01:12:37,162 --> 01:12:39,756
Holy shit. Hey, hey, hey.
1003
01:12:39,965 --> 01:12:41,592
Well, hello. How are you?
1004
01:12:41,800 --> 01:12:43,267
Back away from the girls!
1005
01:12:43,468 --> 01:12:45,595
- Hey, now.
- Call me!
1006
01:12:47,472 --> 01:12:49,269
What the hell
are you dressed up for?
1007
01:12:49,474 --> 01:12:53,035
Hey, I didn't spend 14 years
in the joint just to watch this game.
1008
01:12:53,244 --> 01:12:55,041
And there in thehigh-security bleachers
1009
01:12:55,246 --> 01:12:58,613
are the good-behavior cons,along with their...
1010
01:12:58,817 --> 01:12:59,909
... cheerleaders?
1011
01:13:01,119 --> 01:13:03,144
We're the mean machineDon't mean to dis you
1012
01:13:03,355 --> 01:13:05,949
We're gonna kick your assAnd then we'll kiss you
1013
01:13:06,358 --> 01:13:08,952
Hey! Ho!What?
1014
01:13:11,796 --> 01:13:14,060
I didn't do it!
1015
01:13:25,110 --> 01:13:26,168
Come on, Batt!
1016
01:13:41,526 --> 01:13:43,517
- What's that?
- Did you see that?
1017
01:13:47,399 --> 01:13:48,457
Damn it!
1018
01:13:49,834 --> 01:13:53,668
Papajohn's at the 20, the 10.And he will score.
1019
01:13:57,442 --> 01:13:59,535
Sweet dreams, bitch.
1020
01:14:00,211 --> 01:14:01,838
That's a 90-yard return.
1021
01:14:02,047 --> 01:14:05,744
And I gotta tell you, the cons seem
more interested in hitting the guards
1022
01:14:05,950 --> 01:14:07,679
than tackling the ball carrier.
1023
01:14:07,886 --> 01:14:12,789
Hey, Mom. Hey, Dad.
Thanks for picking me up from school.
1024
01:14:13,958 --> 01:14:16,426
And here comes the big storyof the day.
1025
01:14:16,628 --> 01:14:18,994
Paul Crewe,serving a three-year sentence,
1026
01:14:19,197 --> 01:14:22,564
hasn't played since he was bannedfrom the NFL six years ago.
1027
01:14:22,934 --> 01:14:25,903
Center, shift it! Shift it!
1028
01:14:29,674 --> 01:14:30,902
Hey, Sasquatch!
1029
01:14:34,846 --> 01:14:35,938
Twenty, hut!
1030
01:14:36,147 --> 01:14:39,344
Crewe drops back to pass. Turley's leaving him unprotected.
1031
01:14:40,518 --> 01:14:42,247
Fumble!
1032
01:14:45,223 --> 01:14:46,349
Holy shit!
1033
01:14:48,426 --> 01:14:49,791
Goddamn it.
1034
01:14:49,994 --> 01:14:52,519
That's gonna be a personal foulon the big guy.
1035
01:14:52,731 --> 01:14:55,529
And this is certainly an inauspiciousstart for the cons.
1036
01:14:55,734 --> 01:14:59,033
Come here! All right! You got him.
Now, protect me!
1037
01:14:59,504 --> 01:15:01,768
Let's go! Hold them!
1038
01:15:02,474 --> 01:15:06,843
And here comes Knauer and thatbig offensive unit for the guards.
1039
01:15:11,683 --> 01:15:12,843
Eighty-six.
1040
01:15:13,151 --> 01:15:14,641
Back to your cell.
1041
01:15:16,154 --> 01:15:17,485
Hut! Hut!
1042
01:15:22,327 --> 01:15:26,195
Knauer has Potter wide open. Touchdown, guards.
1043
01:15:27,632 --> 01:15:29,827
- Son of a bitch!
- And in the first 90 seconds,
1044
01:15:30,034 --> 01:15:32,229
the guards are upby two touchdowns.
1045
01:15:32,437 --> 01:15:35,702
This one looks like
it could be over early.
1046
01:15:36,107 --> 01:15:37,404
Sorry.
1047
01:15:37,609 --> 01:15:40,510
What are we celebrating for?!
It's 14-nothing!
1048
01:15:40,712 --> 01:15:44,170
You guys wanna beat these assholes,
do it on the scoreboard!
1049
01:15:44,883 --> 01:15:48,546
Are you okay? Oh, God,
you're not hurt, are you?
1050
01:15:48,753 --> 01:15:50,448
Jesus, you sound like my mother.
1051
01:15:50,655 --> 01:15:55,251
Listen, if you wanna cry,
you go ahead and cry. I'll cry with you.
1052
01:15:55,460 --> 01:15:58,395
Get off me! Get back out there
and kick some ass!
1053
01:15:58,596 --> 01:16:01,690
Why are you yelling at me?
All I did was care!
1054
01:16:03,368 --> 01:16:07,065
Look! A broken leg will heal.
1055
01:16:07,272 --> 01:16:10,173
A loss to the Mean Machine
lasts forever.
1056
01:16:12,877 --> 01:16:13,844
Sorry, guys.
1057
01:16:14,412 --> 01:16:15,777
Yeah, yeah. Me too.
1058
01:16:17,515 --> 01:16:19,949
All right. Now, let's get started!
1059
01:16:22,320 --> 01:16:25,153
Now, get the hell out there! Let's go!
1060
01:16:38,536 --> 01:16:39,525
Way to go! Way to go!
1061
01:16:39,737 --> 01:16:42,467
There's the first sign of lifefrom the cons.
1062
01:16:42,674 --> 01:16:46,610
Let's see if Paul "Motley" Crewe
can make something happen.
1063
01:16:46,811 --> 01:16:47,778
Hut!
1064
01:16:47,979 --> 01:16:51,847
On first down, Crewe will throw. He's got Deacon wide open.
1065
01:16:53,585 --> 01:16:55,883
That's gotta be pass interference.
1066
01:16:56,087 --> 01:16:57,918
But the ref is waving it off.
1067
01:16:58,122 --> 01:17:00,181
- What?!
- Oh, come on!
1068
01:17:00,391 --> 01:17:02,859
Come on, now. I'm in this hellhole
for less than that.
1069
01:17:03,061 --> 01:17:05,757
- Be a man and make a call.
- You're right.
1070
01:17:05,964 --> 01:17:08,524
Unsportsmanlike conduct!
Eighty-eight black!
1071
01:17:08,733 --> 01:17:09,961
What?!
1072
01:17:10,935 --> 01:17:12,061
Come on!
1073
01:17:14,038 --> 01:17:15,665
This is baby-back bullshit!
1074
01:17:15,874 --> 01:17:17,671
- Bullshit, D.
- Calm down. Let it go.
1075
01:17:18,009 --> 01:17:20,910
Let's call that one
a questionable call.
1076
01:17:21,312 --> 01:17:22,836
Blue 42, hut!
1077
01:17:24,716 --> 01:17:28,379
The give is to Megget. He spinsto the outside. Megget has room.
1078
01:17:30,555 --> 01:17:33,080
He's at the 35. The 40.
1079
01:17:34,025 --> 01:17:36,084
He's brought down hard,by his facemask.
1080
01:17:36,494 --> 01:17:39,622
What? Oh, come on, man!
That was a facemask!
1081
01:17:39,831 --> 01:17:41,958
- You're not gonna call that?
- I saw a clean tackle, sir.
1082
01:17:42,166 --> 01:17:44,100
What you looking at?
Are you serious?
1083
01:17:44,302 --> 01:17:46,463
Tell it to the parole board, criminal.
1084
01:17:47,038 --> 01:17:48,733
I mean, this is absurd.
1085
01:17:48,940 --> 01:17:51,340
We can't win with the refs
on the payroll!
1086
01:17:51,542 --> 01:17:54,568
Listen up. I got an idea
to end all this bullshit.
1087
01:17:54,779 --> 01:17:57,111
Come on, let's all stay up! Come on!
1088
01:17:58,983 --> 01:18:00,416
Down, set!
1089
01:18:00,718 --> 01:18:01,878
Red 58.
1090
01:18:02,086 --> 01:18:03,417
Cover your man!
1091
01:18:03,855 --> 01:18:05,755
Red 58. Hut!
1092
01:18:17,235 --> 01:18:19,726
That one hurt my marble sack.
1093
01:18:22,206 --> 01:18:23,173
All right!
1094
01:18:23,374 --> 01:18:25,171
- You all right?
- Yeah.
1095
01:18:25,376 --> 01:18:26,843
- What down is it?
- Fifth.
1096
01:18:27,045 --> 01:18:29,240
- No, no. It would be fourth down.
- Okay.
1097
01:18:33,318 --> 01:18:36,515
What do you think?
Should I go for the left nut this time?
1098
01:18:37,021 --> 01:18:39,114
Underneath! Let's go!
1099
01:18:39,324 --> 01:18:41,224
Ref, you gotta get in the game!
Right over here!
1100
01:18:41,426 --> 01:18:45,658
Well, I don't quite get this, but on fourthand 22, the cons are gonna go for it.
1101
01:18:45,863 --> 01:18:47,387
Down, set!
1102
01:18:47,598 --> 01:18:49,065
Red 58.
1103
01:18:49,267 --> 01:18:50,791
Red 58. Hut!
1104
01:19:00,078 --> 01:19:02,603
You gotta always protect
the McNuggets.
1105
01:19:06,084 --> 01:19:08,848
How about from now on, you call
a fair game? How's that sound?
1106
01:19:09,220 --> 01:19:10,209
Sounds good.
1107
01:19:10,421 --> 01:19:12,355
Okay. Wet Willie.
1108
01:19:13,758 --> 01:19:15,123
Yeah, you like that.
1109
01:19:19,330 --> 01:19:21,127
And so the guards will take over
1110
01:19:21,332 --> 01:19:24,790
after one of the strangestoffensive series I've ever seen.
1111
01:19:25,136 --> 01:19:28,196
Okay, boys. We know who doesn't
have any balls out there now.
1112
01:19:28,406 --> 01:19:30,897
Have we got any?
Have we got some balls?
1113
01:19:31,109 --> 01:19:34,636
- Yeah!
- All right! Let's go kick some ass!
1114
01:19:35,079 --> 01:19:37,707
Come on, Swit, stand them up, baby.
1115
01:19:37,915 --> 01:19:41,681
White 50. White 50. Hut, hut, hut!
1116
01:19:41,886 --> 01:19:44,320
Knauer, play action. Here comes the blitz.
1117
01:19:47,191 --> 01:19:50,922
Switowski is so big, it's like beingtackled by a Coke machine with legs.
1118
01:19:51,462 --> 01:19:53,054
This is fun!
1119
01:19:54,966 --> 01:19:56,593
Nice to see you smiling, Bob.
1120
01:19:57,368 --> 01:19:58,801
Thanks, Chris.
1121
01:20:00,304 --> 01:20:01,794
Green 90! Hut!
1122
01:20:02,140 --> 01:20:04,438
Third and 5,and the give is to Megget.
1123
01:20:04,642 --> 01:20:07,167
He's to the 40,where he'll come up short.
1124
01:20:07,412 --> 01:20:10,006
But look at Turley push the pile.
1125
01:20:10,214 --> 01:20:11,511
And now Crewe.
1126
01:20:12,450 --> 01:20:14,179
And that's a first down!
1127
01:20:15,720 --> 01:20:19,019
And look out. Boy, somebody bettertake control of this game soon,
1128
01:20:19,223 --> 01:20:21,384
or they're gonna need body bagson the sidelines.
1129
01:20:21,592 --> 01:20:22,616
Let's go, guys.
1130
01:20:22,827 --> 01:20:23,953
Start of the second quarter.
1131
01:20:24,162 --> 01:20:27,188
Cons still down by two touchdowns,but they finally have some momentum.
1132
01:20:27,398 --> 01:20:28,763
Hut!
1133
01:20:31,202 --> 01:20:33,397
Crewe with a shovel pass to Megget.
1134
01:20:34,205 --> 01:20:36,435
And Megget scramblesfor a first down.
1135
01:20:37,241 --> 01:20:38,606
Oh, you fooled me.
1136
01:20:38,810 --> 01:20:40,710
- I got you there, didn't I?
- You did.
1137
01:20:40,912 --> 01:20:43,437
You know, Engleheart, you are
the best-looking guy on your team.
1138
01:20:43,648 --> 01:20:48,176
You know, Paul, in the midst of all this,
for you to say something like that is...
1139
01:20:49,087 --> 01:20:50,452
Come on, let's go. Let's go, D.
1140
01:20:50,655 --> 01:20:52,782
First and 10 at the guards' 35.
1141
01:20:52,990 --> 01:20:55,891
Crewe dumps it over the middleto Deacon Moss.
1142
01:20:56,160 --> 01:21:01,291
And he's hammered at the 17 for a13-yard pickup, and that's a first down.
1143
01:21:01,899 --> 01:21:03,628
- Hut!
- Crewe, trying to get his team
1144
01:21:03,835 --> 01:21:05,302
on the scoreboard.
1145
01:21:06,003 --> 01:21:07,561
He will throw.
1146
01:21:09,707 --> 01:21:12,608
And it's caught by Deacon Mossfor a touchdown!
1147
01:21:13,945 --> 01:21:14,912
All right!
1148
01:21:15,113 --> 01:21:19,106
And so there'll be no shutout today,as the cons are on the board.
1149
01:21:19,684 --> 01:21:22,949
Quit booing, people.
Both teams are trying very hard!
1150
01:21:23,387 --> 01:21:26,652
What the hell's wrong with you?
Stop acting like a damn cheerleader!
1151
01:21:26,858 --> 01:21:28,985
- Sportsmanship, try it.
- Shut up.
1152
01:21:32,563 --> 01:21:33,996
Damn.
1153
01:21:34,198 --> 01:21:37,361
2:11 left in the first half. And Dunham is back in at fullback.
1154
01:21:37,568 --> 01:21:40,435
And he is a load, at 6'2", 260.
1155
01:21:42,907 --> 01:21:44,932
Dunham, breaking tackles.
1156
01:21:45,143 --> 01:21:46,872
He refuses to go down.
1157
01:21:47,545 --> 01:21:51,345
But he finally doesafter a 15-yard gain.
1158
01:21:52,884 --> 01:21:55,045
That's how a white man
runs a football.
1159
01:21:55,253 --> 01:21:58,051
If I was on D, I'd crack you square
in that egg-ass head of yours.
1160
01:21:58,256 --> 01:22:01,054
Yeah, but you ain't on D.
Are you, bitch?
1161
01:22:02,560 --> 01:22:04,858
Switowski! Come here.
1162
01:22:05,363 --> 01:22:07,490
Do you know what
he said to me in the library?
1163
01:22:11,269 --> 01:22:13,999
Yes. Him. Out.
1164
01:22:17,475 --> 01:22:20,444
D, D, defenseD, D, defense
1165
01:22:20,645 --> 01:22:22,840
The cons don't seem to havean answer for Dunham,
1166
01:22:23,047 --> 01:22:26,608
who's averaging close to 12 yardsa carry this half.
1167
01:22:28,252 --> 01:22:29,378
Green 67.
1168
01:22:29,587 --> 01:22:31,452
Green 67. Hut!
1169
01:22:35,359 --> 01:22:38,590
Oh, what a hit on Dunhamby Switowski.
1170
01:22:41,199 --> 01:22:43,565
I think I made him shit himself.
1171
01:22:43,834 --> 01:22:45,893
- Shit!
- I think he just shit himself.
1172
01:22:46,304 --> 01:22:48,499
I think he just shit himself.
1173
01:22:48,706 --> 01:22:52,233
Good Lord.
This guy shit himself bigtime.
1174
01:22:52,443 --> 01:22:55,776
See? I told you
I made him shit himself!
1175
01:22:56,547 --> 01:22:59,414
Yo! I'll make sure I send
them books to the hospital, pimp.
1176
01:22:59,617 --> 01:23:01,278
And some diapers.
1177
01:23:02,920 --> 01:23:05,650
Nineteen seconds.
We got a lot of ground to cover.
1178
01:23:05,856 --> 01:23:08,188
So you bastards remember
that play we practiced in the mud?
1179
01:23:08,392 --> 01:23:11,225
What are you talking about?
That was some schoolyard bullshit.
1180
01:23:11,429 --> 01:23:14,421
Yeah. Let's try some
schoolyard bullshit.
1181
01:23:16,334 --> 01:23:17,733
Come on, D, let's go.
1182
01:23:17,935 --> 01:23:20,836
Down, set! Green 88.
1183
01:23:21,172 --> 01:23:22,503
Green 88. Hut!
1184
01:23:22,707 --> 01:23:27,440
The clock starts to run. Crewe handsthe ball to Megget. It's a reverse.
1185
01:23:27,745 --> 01:23:29,804
Cheeseburger Eddy's got it.
1186
01:23:30,014 --> 01:23:31,709
Go, baby, go!
1187
01:23:32,316 --> 01:23:34,307
He laterals to Deacon.
1188
01:23:35,519 --> 01:23:36,884
Tackle him!
1189
01:23:38,155 --> 01:23:39,349
To Turley.
1190
01:23:39,557 --> 01:23:42,219
The clock is running. To Brucie.
1191
01:23:42,426 --> 01:23:44,451
Shades of Cal-Stanford.
1192
01:23:44,662 --> 01:23:46,152
Back to Crewe.
1193
01:23:46,897 --> 01:23:48,626
He tosses to Megget.
1194
01:23:48,833 --> 01:23:49,857
Tackle him!
1195
01:23:53,738 --> 01:23:56,571
And look at that little Megget run.
1196
01:23:56,774 --> 01:23:58,503
Three seconds left.
1197
01:23:59,777 --> 01:24:00,801
Yeah! Go!
1198
01:24:01,912 --> 01:24:07,077
He could go all the way. Touchdown!
1199
01:24:12,657 --> 01:24:13,783
Did you see that?!
1200
01:24:13,991 --> 01:24:15,356
Do that sound again.
1201
01:24:17,361 --> 01:24:18,658
I like that.
1202
01:24:21,732 --> 01:24:24,030
And so, on a miraculous play,
1203
01:24:24,235 --> 01:24:28,171
the cons end the first halfwith the score: 14-all.
1204
01:24:33,210 --> 01:24:34,939
Bring it in.
1205
01:24:35,680 --> 01:24:39,013
Do you have any idea
who's beating you out there?
1206
01:24:39,216 --> 01:24:41,377
This was supposed to be a blowout,
1207
01:24:41,585 --> 01:24:45,043
and they're showing you up
in front of the whole nation.
1208
01:24:46,123 --> 01:24:47,750
The whole nation!
1209
01:24:48,159 --> 01:24:50,354
I like it when he's angry.
1210
01:24:52,630 --> 01:24:55,292
- I told you!
- Way to go, baby, way to go.
1211
01:25:01,672 --> 01:25:04,539
What in the hell do you think
you're doing out there?
1212
01:25:04,742 --> 01:25:06,369
Playing football, sir.
1213
01:25:08,079 --> 01:25:09,910
I didn't say nothing about winning.
1214
01:25:10,247 --> 01:25:12,477
We're not winning. Not yet.
1215
01:25:15,586 --> 01:25:18,054
You got yourself in quite
a predicament, Mr. Crewe.
1216
01:25:18,255 --> 01:25:20,723
- Is that right?
- See, it's just come to my attention
1217
01:25:20,925 --> 01:25:22,984
that inmate Unger
has been taken into custody
1218
01:25:23,194 --> 01:25:24,661
for the murder of Caretaker.
1219
01:25:24,862 --> 01:25:27,228
- Good.
- Oh, yeah, it's good.
1220
01:25:27,698 --> 01:25:31,065
Only thing is, he claims
to have an accomplice.
1221
01:25:31,502 --> 01:25:33,265
Claims you knew all about it.
1222
01:25:33,471 --> 01:25:36,668
Hell, he even says
you sent Caretaker to your cell.
1223
01:25:37,808 --> 01:25:39,036
Bullshit.
1224
01:25:39,243 --> 01:25:42,440
Captain Knauer says
he saw you planning it with Unger.
1225
01:25:43,848 --> 01:25:45,543
There's no way
that could hold up in court.
1226
01:25:45,750 --> 01:25:46,739
Court?
1227
01:25:48,619 --> 01:25:52,988
Hell, boy, in Allenville,
I'm the judge, I'm the jury,
1228
01:25:53,190 --> 01:25:57,354
and in your particular case,
I'm the executioner.
1229
01:25:58,229 --> 01:25:59,253
What do you want?
1230
01:25:59,797 --> 01:26:01,424
I want you to lose.
1231
01:26:01,632 --> 01:26:02,792
I can't do that.
1232
01:26:03,000 --> 01:26:05,992
Of course you can. After all,
you've had plenty of practice.
1233
01:26:06,203 --> 01:26:09,639
But the men. It's more important
to them than it is to you.
1234
01:26:10,875 --> 01:26:12,934
Okay. Suit yourself.
1235
01:26:13,310 --> 01:26:16,746
Spend the next 25 years
of your useless life in prison.
1236
01:26:18,983 --> 01:26:20,712
All right, I'll do it.
1237
01:26:24,722 --> 01:26:28,556
But I don't want my guys hurt.
You get ahead, you coast. We clear?
1238
01:26:28,759 --> 01:26:31,455
Fine. Right after I get
a two-touchdown lead.
1239
01:26:33,030 --> 01:26:35,794
I tell you what bothers me
the most, warden.
1240
01:26:37,968 --> 01:26:40,732
That you're not gonna be
out there on that field with us,
1241
01:26:40,938 --> 01:26:42,769
getting what you got coming to you.
1242
01:26:45,876 --> 01:26:48,709
The only thing coming to me
is victory.
1243
01:26:50,881 --> 01:26:52,314
Mean Machine.
1244
01:26:53,918 --> 01:26:55,146
It's cute.
1245
01:26:58,322 --> 01:27:00,051
- Let's go, boy!
- We can do it, baby!
1246
01:27:00,257 --> 01:27:01,747
Captain.
1247
01:27:02,693 --> 01:27:04,092
May I have a word?
1248
01:27:04,295 --> 01:27:06,786
Don't worry, warden,
we'll take care of business.
1249
01:27:06,997 --> 01:27:08,123
I already have.
1250
01:27:08,566 --> 01:27:11,194
What? We can win this on our own.
1251
01:27:11,402 --> 01:27:15,463
Captain, a man in my position
doesn't leave things to chance.
1252
01:27:16,207 --> 01:27:19,335
Now, after you get a comfortable
three-touchdown lead,
1253
01:27:19,543 --> 01:27:22,376
I want you to inflict as much pain
as humanly possible.
1254
01:27:22,580 --> 01:27:24,775
Do not let up, you hear?
1255
01:27:25,149 --> 01:27:28,050
I want those cons to understand
who owns them.
1256
01:27:28,919 --> 01:27:30,216
Do I make myself clear?
1257
01:27:30,421 --> 01:27:31,718
Oh, yes, sir.
1258
01:27:32,523 --> 01:27:33,490
Good.
1259
01:27:34,391 --> 01:27:37,883
There's the kickoff, and we'reunder way in the second half.
1260
01:27:43,634 --> 01:27:46,728
Megget is finally brought downat the guards' 33,
1261
01:27:46,937 --> 01:27:48,529
where Paul Crewe will take over.
1262
01:27:48,739 --> 01:27:50,536
And what a first half he's had.
1263
01:27:50,741 --> 01:27:52,003
Here we go! Here we go!
1264
01:27:55,179 --> 01:27:56,476
Down, set!
1265
01:27:57,248 --> 01:27:59,375
Y 45. Hut!
1266
01:28:00,284 --> 01:28:02,752
On first and 10, Crewe will pass.
1267
01:28:02,953 --> 01:28:04,648
- He's got Deacon wide open.
- Come on.
1268
01:28:04,855 --> 01:28:06,015
Oh, incomplete.
1269
01:28:06,223 --> 01:28:07,315
It's okay. Get your head up.
1270
01:28:07,892 --> 01:28:08,859
It's all right, man.
1271
01:28:10,861 --> 01:28:12,089
Come on, Paulie.
1272
01:28:12,296 --> 01:28:15,561
Second and 10 from the 33. Crewe'slooking for Deacon once again.
1273
01:28:15,766 --> 01:28:17,927
- He's open!
- He's open!
1274
01:28:18,602 --> 01:28:22,504
But overthrows it. And it's picked off by Papajohn.
1275
01:28:22,706 --> 01:28:24,230
Look out! He might go.
1276
01:28:25,843 --> 01:28:27,504
Say goodbye.
1277
01:28:28,279 --> 01:28:29,268
Touchdown!
1278
01:28:31,348 --> 01:28:34,909
The first mistake
Crewe's made all day.
1279
01:28:37,955 --> 01:28:41,686
Short memory, baby.
We'll get it back. We'll get it back.
1280
01:28:41,892 --> 01:28:43,519
Defense, let's do this!
1281
01:28:44,728 --> 01:28:46,320
8:38 left in the third quarter,
1282
01:28:46,530 --> 01:28:48,521
and Crewe has struggledthus far in the second half.
1283
01:28:48,732 --> 01:28:50,165
Hut!
1284
01:28:50,367 --> 01:28:53,803
The pitch to Megget. Oh, my! That ball is live!
1285
01:28:54,838 --> 01:28:56,430
It's picked up by Lambert.
1286
01:28:56,640 --> 01:28:59,905
He's at the 15, the 10,and he will score!
1287
01:29:01,612 --> 01:29:03,375
Yeah! Touchdown! Yeah!
1288
01:29:03,581 --> 01:29:07,779
Crewe took a shot on that playand he's getting up slowly.
1289
01:29:07,985 --> 01:29:11,421
Meanwhile, in the end zone, the guardshave something to celebrate,
1290
01:29:11,622 --> 01:29:14,113
as they find themselves upby two touchdowns.
1291
01:29:14,325 --> 01:29:17,886
This is simply a different Paul Crewewe're seeing here in the second half.
1292
01:29:18,095 --> 01:29:20,586
There's the old Paul Crewe
we love to write about.
1293
01:29:20,798 --> 01:29:22,527
What the hell are you
doing out there?
1294
01:29:22,733 --> 01:29:24,223
I'm done.
1295
01:29:25,536 --> 01:29:27,003
I'm out. That's it.
1296
01:29:29,406 --> 01:29:31,169
- Where you hurting?
- My knee.
1297
01:29:31,375 --> 01:29:33,400
- Seems okay to me.
- Well, it ain't.
1298
01:29:36,080 --> 01:29:39,914
If Crewe can't go, I don't know how
deep these guys are at quarterback.
1299
01:29:41,986 --> 01:29:45,422
The guards will try to keep it awayfrom Megget, so they'll pooch kick.
1300
01:29:45,623 --> 01:29:46,885
Fair catch. Fair catch.
1301
01:29:47,091 --> 01:29:49,685
As Big Tony calls for the fair catch.
1302
01:29:50,160 --> 01:29:53,823
Watch out. That was as late a hitas I've ever seen.
1303
01:29:55,599 --> 01:29:59,399
And even some of the home crowdnot liking that one.
1304
01:29:59,603 --> 01:30:00,661
Hang in there, partner.
1305
01:30:00,871 --> 01:30:04,864
Can of corn. Can of corn,
and I'll be fine. Can of corn.
1306
01:30:07,978 --> 01:30:10,173
Yeah, I'd have a hard time
looking at me too.
1307
01:30:10,748 --> 01:30:11,874
Brucie.
1308
01:30:12,082 --> 01:30:13,174
Yeah, coach.
1309
01:30:13,384 --> 01:30:16,842
You're the only one that knows
this offense, son. Now, do it.
1310
01:30:17,054 --> 01:30:19,420
Coming into the game,replacing the injured Paul Crewe,
1311
01:30:19,623 --> 01:30:20,954
is number 1, Brucie.
1312
01:30:21,158 --> 01:30:22,989
All right, all right.
Crewe's playing like shit.
1313
01:30:23,193 --> 01:30:25,286
That's his problem.
I'm gonna bring us back.
1314
01:30:25,496 --> 01:30:27,862
Right, 32 Flex Dive Motion
on one. Ready!
1315
01:30:28,065 --> 01:30:29,032
Break!
1316
01:30:29,233 --> 01:30:31,827
Yeah. It's Brucie's
time to shine, baby.
1317
01:30:32,403 --> 01:30:34,894
Okay. Down, set. Hut!
1318
01:30:35,105 --> 01:30:39,007
There's the snap and the ball isfumbled. And the guards recover.
1319
01:30:39,209 --> 01:30:40,904
I knew I shouldn't
have had that popcorn.
1320
01:30:42,079 --> 01:30:45,845
The guards are in command here
as we move late into the third quarter.
1321
01:30:46,050 --> 01:30:47,415
Ninety-eight. Hut! Hut!
1322
01:30:48,419 --> 01:30:51,445
The give is to Potter. Back to Knauer.
1323
01:30:51,655 --> 01:30:53,919
He's got a man opendeep downfield.
1324
01:30:54,124 --> 01:30:56,058
He'll throw the flea-flicker!
1325
01:30:56,260 --> 01:30:58,922
And he's got it. Touchdown, guards.
1326
01:30:59,129 --> 01:31:02,189
And this game is startingto look like a blowout.
1327
01:31:04,268 --> 01:31:08,364
Hey, man, after all Caretaker did,
this is how you show him love?
1328
01:31:08,572 --> 01:31:09,937
Don't worry about it.
1329
01:31:10,140 --> 01:31:12,404
You haven't changed one damn bit.
1330
01:31:16,880 --> 01:31:18,609
All right. Down, set!
1331
01:31:18,816 --> 01:31:20,044
Back in at quarterback is Brucie,
1332
01:31:20,250 --> 01:31:23,083
who will try to find a handleon the ball this time.
1333
01:31:24,254 --> 01:31:25,516
Throw it, Brucie!
1334
01:31:26,056 --> 01:31:27,523
Oh, shit!
1335
01:31:27,858 --> 01:31:29,257
And look out.
1336
01:31:33,297 --> 01:31:35,356
What a shot he took!
1337
01:31:35,666 --> 01:31:37,031
How much more blood do you want?
1338
01:31:40,204 --> 01:31:43,901
I think the cons are just aboutout of options at quarterback.
1339
01:32:03,293 --> 01:32:05,420
Hey, Skitchy,
let me ask you something.
1340
01:32:06,330 --> 01:32:09,231
When you popped the warden,
was it worth it?
1341
01:32:09,433 --> 01:32:11,560
Was it worth spending
the rest of your life in here?
1342
01:32:12,269 --> 01:32:16,103
Was it worth it? It was worth
every goddamn second.
1343
01:32:24,081 --> 01:32:25,878
What the hell is he doing?
1344
01:32:28,786 --> 01:32:32,415
Paul Crewe must be feeling better,
because here he comes.
1345
01:32:32,623 --> 01:32:34,989
All right, I missed you guys,
so I'm back.
1346
01:32:35,192 --> 01:32:37,456
We got a lot of work to do.
Let's get it going.
1347
01:32:37,661 --> 01:32:40,255
Deuce right, 89. Fly on two. Ready?
1348
01:32:42,599 --> 01:32:43,657
Break.
1349
01:32:45,235 --> 01:32:48,261
As we start the fourth quarter,cons down by three touchdowns.
1350
01:32:48,472 --> 01:32:49,769
Wide left! Tight left!
1351
01:32:51,508 --> 01:32:53,533
Black 90. Hut! Hut!
1352
01:32:53,744 --> 01:32:56,304
Here comes the blitz,and no one's blocking!
1353
01:32:56,513 --> 01:32:59,505
And Crewe will be sackedfor a big loss.
1354
01:33:00,184 --> 01:33:04,211
That looked like a message to Crewefrom his offensive line.
1355
01:33:05,889 --> 01:33:07,618
Did you see that, man?
They're quitting on him.
1356
01:33:07,825 --> 01:33:09,816
Okay, baby. Jailbreak Blitz. Ready?
1357
01:33:10,160 --> 01:33:12,287
We got that out of the way.
I deserved it.
1358
01:33:12,496 --> 01:33:14,862
- Now we gotta play some football.
- Switch it! Switch it!
1359
01:33:15,065 --> 01:33:17,158
Cons need to do somethingto get back in this game.
1360
01:33:17,367 --> 01:33:19,198
And that's not it!
1361
01:33:20,003 --> 01:33:21,994
And Crewe is leveled!
1362
01:33:22,206 --> 01:33:24,504
I don't think he's gonna get up
from that one.
1363
01:33:24,708 --> 01:33:26,175
Nice hit!
1364
01:33:28,078 --> 01:33:30,672
But he is. And I don't know how,after that last hit.
1365
01:33:30,881 --> 01:33:32,007
All right, punt team!
1366
01:33:32,216 --> 01:33:34,582
Keep them off the field!
We're going for it.
1367
01:33:34,785 --> 01:33:36,650
Dumbshits are going for it!
Let's go! Let's go!
1368
01:33:37,020 --> 01:33:39,955
Come on back, if he wants to get
his ass kicked. Come on back.
1369
01:33:40,157 --> 01:33:41,419
This is unbelievable.
1370
01:33:41,625 --> 01:33:45,789
Fine. You guys don't wanna help me,
I'll do it on my own. On two.
1371
01:33:46,797 --> 01:33:48,025
Let's go, to the line.
1372
01:33:48,232 --> 01:33:49,563
On fourth and 20,
1373
01:33:49,766 --> 01:33:52,564
the cons are gonna go for it. This could be the ball game right here.
1374
01:33:52,769 --> 01:33:54,828
Red 98. Hut! Hut!
1375
01:33:56,440 --> 01:34:00,137
Crewe dodges the blitz,but he loses his helmet.
1376
01:34:03,614 --> 01:34:05,138
And he's not going down.
1377
01:34:10,754 --> 01:34:13,018
He's got the first down.
1378
01:34:13,223 --> 01:34:14,451
Time-out!
1379
01:34:15,158 --> 01:34:16,819
- Man, oh, man.
- Not bad.
1380
01:34:24,401 --> 01:34:25,629
Huddle up.
1381
01:34:26,737 --> 01:34:27,726
Look.
1382
01:34:28,839 --> 01:34:32,297
I'm sure you already know this,
but I never said it out loud.
1383
01:34:33,777 --> 01:34:35,540
I did throw that game.
1384
01:34:36,980 --> 01:34:38,277
I did it.
1385
01:34:39,116 --> 01:34:41,949
I was in a bad way
with some worse people.
1386
01:34:42,786 --> 01:34:44,117
After I did it,
1387
01:34:44,321 --> 01:34:48,348
I felt so shitty I wish I would have
just let them kill me instead.
1388
01:34:49,026 --> 01:34:53,395
Now the warden wants to pin
Caretaker's murder on me
1389
01:34:53,597 --> 01:34:55,531
if I don't throw this game.
1390
01:34:57,367 --> 01:34:59,835
So it looks like I'm gonna get
to know you guys a lot better,
1391
01:35:00,037 --> 01:35:02,665
because I ain't doing that
twice in a lifetime.
1392
01:35:02,873 --> 01:35:06,070
We got a little time left.
We can still do this.
1393
01:35:06,276 --> 01:35:09,370
I'm begging you.
Put your hands in here.
1394
01:35:19,122 --> 01:35:22,182
Okay. Thank you. Now, who are we?
1395
01:35:22,392 --> 01:35:23,416
Mean Machine!
1396
01:35:23,627 --> 01:35:25,993
Come on, Mean Machine, let's go!
1397
01:35:29,333 --> 01:35:30,595
That's great news.
1398
01:35:30,801 --> 01:35:33,565
All right. We got ourselves a game.
1399
01:35:33,770 --> 01:35:35,362
Brown 65. Hut!
1400
01:35:35,572 --> 01:35:39,633
First and 10 from the 30.Crewe finds Deacon open in the flat.
1401
01:35:41,745 --> 01:35:42,712
Hut!
1402
01:35:44,414 --> 01:35:47,281
The give is to Megget. And he fightshis way for a 9-yard gain.
1403
01:35:47,484 --> 01:35:49,179
One yard, baby. One more yard.
1404
01:35:50,587 --> 01:35:51,611
Hut! Hut!
1405
01:35:51,822 --> 01:35:53,813
Crewe tries a sneak. Or is it?
1406
01:35:54,024 --> 01:35:55,491
He flips it back to Megget.
1407
01:35:55,993 --> 01:35:59,019
Megget's got the first downand more.
1408
01:36:06,403 --> 01:36:10,362
And Megget is down to the 4-yardline, where it'll be first and goal.
1409
01:36:10,574 --> 01:36:11,666
Hut!
1410
01:36:12,709 --> 01:36:16,338
Crewe hands it to Turley. And look at the big man go.
1411
01:36:16,546 --> 01:36:17,774
Tackle him!
1412
01:36:23,520 --> 01:36:24,578
Touchdown!
1413
01:36:25,689 --> 01:36:29,921
That was some rumbling, bumbling
stumbling right there.
1414
01:36:30,127 --> 01:36:31,890
And listen to the crowd
1415
01:36:32,095 --> 01:36:35,758
as this underdog con teamis starting to win them over.
1416
01:36:43,840 --> 01:36:47,435
Third down and 6. Guards havethe ball on their own 29-yard line.
1417
01:36:47,644 --> 01:36:50,112
Knauer needs a first downto put this game away.
1418
01:36:50,313 --> 01:36:51,780
White 50!
1419
01:36:52,382 --> 01:36:53,440
White 50!
1420
01:36:53,650 --> 01:36:55,811
And look at Battle take off.
1421
01:36:57,220 --> 01:36:58,687
He knocks the ball loose!
1422
01:36:59,956 --> 01:37:04,518
There's a dogpile in the backfield. The refs are trying to sort it out.
1423
01:37:07,230 --> 01:37:08,857
My arm!
1424
01:37:09,733 --> 01:37:11,826
The cons recover!
1425
01:37:12,469 --> 01:37:15,302
We got the ball! We got the ball!
We got it! We got it!
1426
01:37:16,106 --> 01:37:20,543
With just over two minutes left to be
played, this has turned into a game.
1427
01:37:20,911 --> 01:37:24,642
Crewe will start in great field positionat the guards' 25.
1428
01:37:24,848 --> 01:37:28,443
And look at this formation. The guards, they're confused.
1429
01:37:28,652 --> 01:37:29,710
Shift over! Move!
1430
01:37:29,920 --> 01:37:32,184
They're trying to call time-out,but there's the snap.
1431
01:37:36,059 --> 01:37:39,586
Moss is behind a wall of cons. Iwouldn't wanna be in front of that thing.
1432
01:37:42,833 --> 01:37:44,232
And they'll score!
1433
01:37:49,406 --> 01:37:52,000
- Hey! Is that legal?
- Yeah, it is.
1434
01:37:52,209 --> 01:37:54,040
- Is that a touchdown?
- Yes, it is.
1435
01:37:54,244 --> 01:37:57,111
What is going on here? Shit!
1436
01:37:57,614 --> 01:38:00,811
And with the extra point,the cons are down by just seven.
1437
01:38:08,291 --> 01:38:10,589
- Brucie!
- Yeah. Yeah, coach.
1438
01:38:11,128 --> 01:38:13,153
I want you to go out there
and kick off.
1439
01:38:13,363 --> 01:38:15,263
- I can do it.
- Kick off!
1440
01:38:15,699 --> 01:38:17,496
Brucie can't kick worth a shit.
1441
01:38:17,701 --> 01:38:20,499
I know. Recover the ball.
1442
01:38:20,904 --> 01:38:23,771
Jesus Christ, my savior.
If you help me out with this one,
1443
01:38:23,974 --> 01:38:27,466
I promise to stop cheating on my wife
with black guys. Amen.
1444
01:38:27,677 --> 01:38:29,838
Back in the game is Brucie,and he'll do the honors.
1445
01:38:30,046 --> 01:38:31,638
And it's a horrible kick.
1446
01:38:31,848 --> 01:38:33,338
But the ball is tipped!
1447
01:38:34,251 --> 01:38:36,776
And the cons have come up with it!
1448
01:38:38,021 --> 01:38:40,489
- We got it! One time-out.
- Got it. Got it.
1449
01:38:40,690 --> 01:38:44,126
That's it, Brucie. Hey, hey!
My bad. My bad. My bad. Come on.
1450
01:38:45,529 --> 01:38:47,019
Give me that.
1451
01:38:47,998 --> 01:38:49,056
Damn...
1452
01:38:50,567 --> 01:38:52,831
Well, that felt unnecessary.
1453
01:38:53,036 --> 01:38:55,800
Cons have enough timefor one final drive.
1454
01:38:56,907 --> 01:38:59,205
Crewe drops back to pass. He's under pressure.
1455
01:38:59,442 --> 01:39:02,036
- Watch the pass!
- He's looking for Deacon.
1456
01:39:02,245 --> 01:39:03,974
He gets the ball up, but he's leveled.
1457
01:39:04,981 --> 01:39:07,779
And Deacon's got it for a first down,but he stayed inbounds.
1458
01:39:07,984 --> 01:39:09,918
Tick, tick, tick. The clock keeps running.
1459
01:39:10,120 --> 01:39:13,112
Clock's running. Clock's still running!
Clock's still running!
1460
01:39:13,323 --> 01:39:14,312
On the ball!
1461
01:39:14,524 --> 01:39:16,515
Goddamn it! Do something!
1462
01:39:16,726 --> 01:39:17,750
Hut!
1463
01:39:18,595 --> 01:39:21,792
Crewe. He's looking to throw. Under pressure again.
1464
01:39:21,998 --> 01:39:24,466
Go! Get rid of it! Go! Go!
1465
01:39:24,668 --> 01:39:26,863
He pitches it to Megget. He's got some room.
1466
01:39:27,070 --> 01:39:29,698
Here we go. Here we go.
Go, Megg! Go, Megget!
1467
01:39:30,207 --> 01:39:32,732
- Go, Megget!
- Get him!
1468
01:39:32,943 --> 01:39:35,343
He could go all the way!
1469
01:39:35,545 --> 01:39:36,773
But he won't!
1470
01:39:36,980 --> 01:39:38,072
Goddamn it!
1471
01:39:38,281 --> 01:39:40,715
And Megget is hit hardat the 4, and he's hurt.
1472
01:39:40,917 --> 01:39:42,282
My knee, man!
1473
01:39:44,621 --> 01:39:47,454
You busted your knee for us,
we'll bust our ass for you.
1474
01:39:47,657 --> 01:39:49,454
Hey, coach, I need a back!
1475
01:39:49,659 --> 01:39:50,956
Just win this shit.
1476
01:39:52,996 --> 01:39:54,327
I'm going in.
1477
01:39:54,531 --> 01:39:56,123
Coach, you serious?
1478
01:39:56,333 --> 01:39:57,891
Yeah, I'm serious.
1479
01:39:58,168 --> 01:40:00,659
And look who'scoming into the game.
1480
01:40:01,271 --> 01:40:02,966
You can do it!
1481
01:40:03,173 --> 01:40:06,370
Get that old ass of yours
in the end zone!
1482
01:40:06,576 --> 01:40:09,067
We gotta win this thing! Come on!
1483
01:40:10,847 --> 01:40:13,611
No, no, no. Hey, old man.
1484
01:40:13,817 --> 01:40:15,808
Absolutely not.
You're gonna get killed out here.
1485
01:40:16,019 --> 01:40:18,988
They've been trying that for years.
Don't worry, I got the perfect play.
1486
01:40:19,189 --> 01:40:21,419
- I ain't handing you the ball.
- You don't have to.
1487
01:40:21,625 --> 01:40:25,061
Nate Scarborough, the formerHeisman Trophy winner from 1955,
1488
01:40:25,262 --> 01:40:26,456
is gonna play tailback,
1489
01:40:26,663 --> 01:40:29,223
but he's gotta be in there morefor moral support than anything.
1490
01:40:29,432 --> 01:40:32,230
Mean Machine. Mean Machine.
1491
01:40:32,435 --> 01:40:35,199
Mean Machine. Mean Machine.
1492
01:40:35,405 --> 01:40:39,739
Mean Machine, Mean MachineMean Machine
1493
01:40:39,943 --> 01:40:41,308
Mean Machine!
1494
01:40:41,511 --> 01:40:42,603
Mean Machine!
1495
01:40:43,647 --> 01:40:46,309
Six seconds left on the clock. Cons down by seven.
1496
01:40:46,516 --> 01:40:48,507
They must score on this play.
1497
01:40:50,987 --> 01:40:52,249
Don't let them through!
1498
01:40:54,257 --> 01:40:55,622
Down, set!
1499
01:40:56,159 --> 01:40:58,787
- Black 99!
- Come on, D!
1500
01:40:58,995 --> 01:41:00,479
Black 99! Hut! Hut!
1501
01:41:00,514 --> 01:41:01,964
Black 99! Hut! Hut!
1502
01:41:02,565 --> 01:41:04,362
The give is to the big man, Turley.
1503
01:41:04,901 --> 01:41:08,359
He's stopped by Lambertat the line for no gain.
1504
01:41:09,005 --> 01:41:10,597
No! Wait!
1505
01:41:11,574 --> 01:41:14,372
The ball's picked upby Scarborough.
1506
01:41:17,213 --> 01:41:18,874
Come on!
1507
01:41:24,321 --> 01:41:26,050
Touchdown!
1508
01:41:34,631 --> 01:41:36,462
What an amazing comeback, folks!
1509
01:41:36,666 --> 01:41:39,294
Taking a play fromthe old Nebraska playbook.
1510
01:41:39,502 --> 01:41:40,491
The Fumblerooskie.
1511
01:41:40,704 --> 01:41:42,296
Easy. Easy.
1512
01:41:42,505 --> 01:41:43,972
You still alive, old man?
1513
01:41:45,508 --> 01:41:47,032
Never felt better in my life.
1514
01:41:47,243 --> 01:41:49,370
You're a sick bastard. Come here.
1515
01:41:50,113 --> 01:41:51,637
All right.
1516
01:41:51,848 --> 01:41:56,080
And now the cons are a mere
extra point away from overtime.
1517
01:41:56,286 --> 01:41:57,719
Mean Machine!
1518
01:42:01,224 --> 01:42:04,591
Team vote: We go for the win?
We go for the tie?
1519
01:42:04,794 --> 01:42:08,161
Hell, guys, we're convicts.
We always go for it all.
1520
01:42:08,698 --> 01:42:12,498
Unfortunately, that's why
we're all in the joint.
1521
01:42:12,936 --> 01:42:14,164
What would Caretaker do?
1522
01:42:15,972 --> 01:42:17,269
Give me that blackboard.
1523
01:42:17,607 --> 01:42:18,665
Yeah, come on!
1524
01:42:19,409 --> 01:42:20,376
Come on.
1525
01:42:22,912 --> 01:42:24,072
Are you serious?
1526
01:42:24,280 --> 01:42:25,941
I don't know. That play is wack.
1527
01:42:26,149 --> 01:42:27,207
It's gonna work.
1528
01:42:28,485 --> 01:42:30,680
It's gonna work. Let's go. On the ball.
1529
01:42:30,887 --> 01:42:31,876
Come on! Let's go!
1530
01:42:32,088 --> 01:42:34,079
Let's go, y'all! Let's go!
1531
01:42:34,290 --> 01:42:35,917
I think it's gonna work.
1532
01:42:37,026 --> 01:42:38,755
Get them out there.
1533
01:42:41,331 --> 01:42:44,391
And wait a minute. Crewe is coming back into the game.
1534
01:42:44,601 --> 01:42:46,398
The cons are gonna go for the win.
1535
01:42:46,603 --> 01:42:47,661
They're going for it.
1536
01:42:48,938 --> 01:42:52,032
Crewe, trying to settle his teaminto formation.
1537
01:42:52,242 --> 01:42:54,142
But there seems to bea lot of confusion.
1538
01:42:54,344 --> 01:42:56,039
Come on! Run the play!
1539
01:42:56,246 --> 01:42:58,578
Turley! Turley. Over here.
1540
01:42:58,782 --> 01:43:01,376
Move your giant ass right here!
Right here.
1541
01:43:01,584 --> 01:43:03,381
Come on, baby. Come on.
1542
01:43:04,788 --> 01:43:08,019
The play clock is still running. Crewe better call a time-out.
1543
01:43:08,224 --> 01:43:09,191
Come on, Crewe!
1544
01:43:11,194 --> 01:43:13,025
They don't know what we're doing!
1545
01:43:13,229 --> 01:43:14,787
Run the play we set up.
1546
01:43:14,998 --> 01:43:17,262
I think you're still dizzy from that hit!
1547
01:43:18,268 --> 01:43:20,236
The snap is to Deacon.
1548
01:43:20,437 --> 01:43:21,768
It's a trick.
1549
01:43:21,971 --> 01:43:23,996
He throws it to Crewe.
1550
01:43:47,530 --> 01:43:49,725
They did it! Unbelievable!
1551
01:43:49,933 --> 01:43:51,400
The cons win!
1552
01:44:04,981 --> 01:44:06,312
We win!
1553
01:44:06,516 --> 01:44:09,417
Group hug in the shower tonight!
1554
01:44:11,454 --> 01:44:13,684
Or not. Or not.
1555
01:44:15,792 --> 01:44:17,089
Well, there you have it.
1556
01:44:17,293 --> 01:44:19,488
A bunch of ruthless criminalshave beaten
1557
01:44:19,696 --> 01:44:22,256
the men that upholdour justice system.
1558
01:44:22,465 --> 01:44:24,433
Criminals are people too, Chris.
1559
01:44:24,634 --> 01:44:25,965
Now, give me your wallet.
1560
01:44:26,569 --> 01:44:27,558
What?
1561
01:44:28,037 --> 01:44:29,698
Just kidding.
1562
01:44:33,810 --> 01:44:37,576
You got a lot of balls, Crewe.
You played a hell of a game.
1563
01:44:37,780 --> 01:44:41,614
And don't worry, I know you had
nothing to do with Caretaker's murder.
1564
01:44:41,818 --> 01:44:42,910
And I'll back that up.
1565
01:44:44,721 --> 01:44:46,120
Thank you, baby.
1566
01:44:47,790 --> 01:44:50,315
Mean Machine! Mean Machine!
1567
01:44:53,396 --> 01:44:57,924
You humiliated me. I can't believe
you couldn't even win a fixed game.
1568
01:45:00,503 --> 01:45:02,971
Now, where the hell
does he think he's going?
1569
01:45:06,476 --> 01:45:07,670
He's escaping.
1570
01:45:08,077 --> 01:45:09,203
He's escaping.
1571
01:45:09,412 --> 01:45:11,505
Officer, shoot that man!
1572
01:45:11,714 --> 01:45:13,511
But, sir, there's people.
1573
01:45:15,251 --> 01:45:16,309
Shoot him.
1574
01:45:17,287 --> 01:45:18,311
Crewe!
1575
01:45:19,022 --> 01:45:21,616
Captain, I order you
to shoot that prisoner.
1576
01:45:24,894 --> 01:45:26,919
Shoot him! Fire!
1577
01:45:27,130 --> 01:45:28,461
Crewe!
1578
01:45:28,665 --> 01:45:31,600
Damn it, I'm giving you an order,
captain!
1579
01:45:31,801 --> 01:45:32,768
Crewe!
1580
01:45:32,969 --> 01:45:34,766
Pull the trigger!
1581
01:45:54,123 --> 01:45:56,387
It's the game ball.
1582
01:46:03,333 --> 01:46:04,425
Hey.
1583
01:46:08,338 --> 01:46:11,273
Why don't you stick this
in your trophy case.
1584
01:46:13,343 --> 01:46:15,573
- You have a nice time, old man?
- Yeah.
1585
01:46:15,778 --> 01:46:18,645
Yeah? Okay.
So, what do we do now?
1586
01:46:18,848 --> 01:46:21,476
Well, the first thing is, we tell the
team where they're hiding Unger.
1587
01:46:21,684 --> 01:46:25,120
Oh, I can't wait to see
what Switowski does to him.
1588
01:46:31,995 --> 01:46:33,485
Great game, sir.
1589
01:46:36,366 --> 01:46:37,856
That's a week in the hotbox!
1590
01:46:38,067 --> 01:46:39,932
Who gives a shit?
1591
01:46:49,933 --> 01:46:52,733
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