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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,654 --> 00:00:08,004 Sorry this is taking so long. He kicked for everybody else. 2 00:00:08,004 --> 00:00:10,304 It's hard for the little guy to perform under pressure. 3 00:00:10,304 --> 00:00:12,584 Top ten things Marshall said on his wedding night. 4 00:00:13,874 --> 00:00:15,614 Whoa! It was small,but I think I felt something. 5 00:00:15,614 --> 00:00:17,954 Top ten things Lily said on her wedding night. 6 00:00:18,454 --> 00:00:20,044 Stop laughing at it,Lily. 7 00:00:20,044 --> 00:00:21,844 Top ten things Marshall said on his wedding night! 8 00:00:21,844 --> 00:00:24,534 Can we please talk about something other than my wedding night? 9 00:00:24,534 --> 00:00:26,964 Absolutely. Let's talk about last night. 10 00:00:26,964 --> 00:00:29,364 It was a night like any other. 11 00:00:29,364 --> 00:00:31,224 I was just about to get laid... 12 00:00:31,734 --> 00:00:33,164 Hey,Barney,I need your help. 13 00:00:33,164 --> 00:00:35,084 This hottie I'm talking to is meeting her friend at a club, 14 00:00:35,084 --> 00:00:36,364 so I need a wingman. 15 00:00:36,364 --> 00:00:38,874 Well,just so you know,I'd be giving up a sure thing here. 16 00:00:39,984 --> 00:00:43,834 - Are you not a sure thing? - Yeah,I am. 17 00:00:45,474 --> 00:00:49,204 This "friend" of yours better be even hotter and dumber than this one. 18 00:00:49,204 --> 00:00:53,864 Wow! You have Enormous Penis Syndrome? I've never heard of that. 19 00:00:53,864 --> 00:00:57,334 Yeah. That's the problem with E.P.S. lack of awareness. 20 00:00:57,334 --> 00:00:59,844 That's why I'm organizing a 10K fun-run. 21 00:00:59,844 --> 00:01:02,564 Of course,many of us will need wheelbarrows. 22 00:01:02,564 --> 00:01:04,814 You are so brave. 23 00:01:04,814 --> 00:01:07,114 And you are so understanding. 24 00:01:07,114 --> 00:01:08,554 Most people just stare at me 25 00:01:08,554 --> 00:01:11,814 like I'm some kind of freak in reinforced underwear. 26 00:01:11,814 --> 00:01:13,494 Poor,baby. 27 00:01:13,494 --> 00:01:17,424 I can't imagine what you're going through because I never wear underwear. 28 00:01:17,424 --> 00:01:19,344 - Jackpot! - You want to get out of here? 29 00:01:19,344 --> 00:01:22,554 Oh,I don't know. This is all moving kind of fast. Okay. 30 00:01:22,554 --> 00:01:26,424 Oh,but before we go,I should mention my condition. 31 00:01:26,424 --> 00:01:29,734 It's called: I'm Not a Gullible Dumbass Disorder. 32 00:01:30,284 --> 00:01:32,304 As the former Surgeon General,I've got to say, 33 00:01:32,304 --> 00:01:33,654 I don't think that's the real thing. 34 00:01:33,654 --> 00:01:36,514 Okay,just stop. You have no chance with me. 35 00:01:36,514 --> 00:01:38,294 We're just here as backups for our friends. 36 00:01:38,294 --> 00:01:41,484 - Hey,how did you two meet,anyway? - No,we're not doing that first date dance 37 00:01:41,484 --> 00:01:43,674 where you pretend everything I say is fascinating, 38 00:01:43,674 --> 00:01:45,724 thinking it'll somehow get you into my pants. 39 00:01:45,724 --> 00:01:47,874 What? Guys don't do that! 40 00:01:47,874 --> 00:01:52,294 Goat cheese? Fascinating! What else are you allergic to,huh? 41 00:01:53,444 --> 00:01:56,564 You owe me three hours for last night,Mosby. 42 00:01:56,564 --> 00:02:01,534 I'm thinking,laser tag tournament in Newark this weekend. 43 00:02:01,534 --> 00:02:04,584 Ted can pass for under 18,right? It's a father-son thing. 44 00:02:04,584 --> 00:02:08,074 Marshall,we should get going. Any later,and we'll be riding the Drunk Train. 45 00:02:08,074 --> 00:02:09,274 Oh. The Drunk Train? 46 00:02:09,274 --> 00:02:12,284 It's the last train of the night back to Long Island. It's a mess. 47 00:02:12,284 --> 00:02:14,654 Just a bunch of drunk,sloppy idiots, 48 00:02:14,654 --> 00:02:17,244 fresh off a night of partying in the city, 49 00:02:17,244 --> 00:02:19,744 just desperate to hook up with anything that moves. 50 00:02:19,744 --> 00:02:21,194 - Yeah. - Bye. 51 00:02:21,194 --> 00:02:22,374 See you. 52 00:02:22,874 --> 00:02:25,204 New plan,Ted. 53 00:02:25,204 --> 00:02:26,604 So this father-son thing. 54 00:02:26,604 --> 00:02:29,304 You know,a backwards baseball cap really youngs me down. 55 00:02:29,304 --> 00:02:31,704 All aboard! 56 00:02:31,704 --> 00:02:35,904 -=http://bbs.sfile2012.com=- -=http://ytet.org=- Proudly Presents 57 00:02:36,144 --> 00:02:40,594 -=http://bbs.sfile2012.com=- -=http://ytet.org=- Sync: ¿¨»Ò 58 00:02:40,824 --> 00:02:45,234 How.I.Met.Your.Mother S07E16 59 00:02:45,234 --> 00:02:46,504 For Valentine's weekend, 60 00:02:46,504 --> 00:02:50,654 Lily and Marshall invited Kevin and Robin on a couple's getaway to Vermont. 61 00:02:51,634 --> 00:02:55,854 16 years together,and still so in love. What's your secret? 62 00:02:55,854 --> 00:02:57,054 The key to relationships 63 00:02:57,054 --> 00:03:00,574 is understanding the difference between hearing and listening. 64 00:03:00,574 --> 00:03:03,094 - It's about respecting your partner's... - Opinions on... 65 00:03:04,154 --> 00:03:05,414 Kind of on a roll here. 66 00:03:05,414 --> 00:03:08,804 Relationships are a give and take, 67 00:03:08,804 --> 00:03:12,214 and that's why it's important to never keep score. 68 00:03:12,214 --> 00:03:15,694 Yeah,like how Barney's holding these three hours over Ted's head. 69 00:03:15,694 --> 00:03:17,944 If they were a couple,they'd never work. 70 00:03:17,944 --> 00:03:20,684 Obviously. Ted's a Taurus,and Barney is such a Scorpio. 71 00:03:21,074 --> 00:03:22,554 Good advice. Don't keep score. 72 00:03:22,554 --> 00:03:24,104 They're not even close to finished. 73 00:03:24,104 --> 00:03:26,214 How do we not keep score,you ask? 74 00:03:26,864 --> 00:03:29,494 Sounds like somebody want to hear some examples,sweetie. 75 00:03:29,714 --> 00:03:32,264 I'm just gonna close my eyes until it's all over. 76 00:03:32,264 --> 00:03:34,184 Top ten things Lily said on her wedding night. 77 00:03:34,184 --> 00:03:35,774 Solid. 78 00:03:36,394 --> 00:03:37,404 Here's one. 79 00:03:37,404 --> 00:03:40,124 Every time Marshall's mom comes to visit us, 80 00:03:40,124 --> 00:03:42,974 we have to put out all the tacky Minnesota gifts 81 00:03:42,974 --> 00:03:44,944 she's bought us over the years. 82 00:03:45,404 --> 00:03:47,634 - Hi,Mom! - Hi,Mrs. Eriksen! 83 00:03:47,634 --> 00:03:49,204 Marshall. 84 00:03:52,174 --> 00:03:57,054 I don't see the gopher-hair tea cozy I made you. 85 00:03:57,844 --> 00:04:00,174 Guess it wasn't good enough for Lily. 86 00:04:00,174 --> 00:04:05,354 But I'd never hold that over Marshall, because if I did,he'd owe me big-time. 87 00:04:05,354 --> 00:04:07,364 Just like I would never hold it over you 88 00:04:07,364 --> 00:04:10,974 for dragging me to that experimental theater piece. 89 00:04:19,164 --> 00:04:22,084 Is it... is it just screaming? 90 00:04:22,084 --> 00:04:23,584 just*** 91 00:04:23,914 --> 00:04:25,804 But we don't keep score. 92 00:04:25,804 --> 00:04:27,904 Gotcha,loud and clear. Don't keep score. 93 00:04:27,904 --> 00:04:31,634 Because if we did,then Marshall would owe me for killing my cousin's dog. 94 00:04:31,634 --> 00:04:33,364 How did I know that he would eat my wallet? 95 00:04:33,364 --> 00:04:35,404 Why was your wallet filled with chocolate?! 96 00:04:35,404 --> 00:04:37,554 So we're back to this argument! 97 00:04:38,764 --> 00:04:43,624 That night,Barney and I found ourselves in a strange,new universe called... 98 00:04:43,624 --> 00:04:45,494 The Drunk Train. 99 00:04:50,014 --> 00:04:53,604 Where has this heavenly vehicle been all my life? 100 00:04:53,604 --> 00:04:56,204 Can you hear its inspiring chant,Ted? 101 00:04:56,204 --> 00:04:59,554 I think I can get laid,I think I can get laid. 102 00:04:59,554 --> 00:05:03,814 It's-it's The Little Engine with Wood,The Whore-ient Express. 103 00:05:03,814 --> 00:05:05,544 The Long Island Tail Road! 104 00:05:05,544 --> 00:05:08,434 Oh,I got one. Thomas the Spank Engine! 105 00:05:08,434 --> 00:05:11,454 Ted,that is a children's book. 106 00:05:14,604 --> 00:05:18,254 Okay,as fun as this place is,it's late. So,what's our play? 107 00:05:18,254 --> 00:05:21,404 And don't say,"The Siamese Twins"" We're not stretching out another one of my jackets. 108 00:05:21,784 --> 00:05:24,964 No,dude,this is the Drunk Train. We don't need a play! 109 00:05:24,964 --> 00:05:29,034 All we have to do is sit back,play it cool,scope out the hotties, 110 00:05:29,034 --> 00:05:33,144 and by the end of the line,we will totally be sleeping with someone. 111 00:05:33,144 --> 00:05:35,764 three*** 112 00:05:39,364 --> 00:05:41,304 You know,you are so great. 113 00:05:41,304 --> 00:05:45,104 You sat there listening to Marshall and Lily bicker all night, 114 00:05:45,104 --> 00:05:46,364 and you didn't complain once. 115 00:05:46,364 --> 00:05:49,244 Well,I am a therapist,so I do plan on billing them. 116 00:05:49,244 --> 00:05:51,744 I also have a couple powerful medications that might help. 117 00:05:51,744 --> 00:05:54,774 - Lily can't take anything; she's pregnant. - I meant for us. 118 00:05:54,774 --> 00:05:57,584 If we're getting through five more meals and a sleigh ride with those guys, 119 00:05:57,584 --> 00:05:59,384 we need to be spaced out of our gourds. 120 00:06:00,194 --> 00:06:04,014 Well,if we are keeping score,I owe you one weekend,mister. 121 00:06:04,014 --> 00:06:05,914 I was thinking a little longer than that. 122 00:06:05,914 --> 00:06:07,284 What do you mean? 123 00:06:10,484 --> 00:06:14,474 Robin,will you marry me? 124 00:06:20,394 --> 00:06:23,974 Look,I know this is fast. I'm just excited to start a life with you. 125 00:06:23,974 --> 00:06:25,834 If that's what you want. 126 00:06:31,534 --> 00:06:35,374 I'm-I'm not saying no. I'm-I'm not saying anything. 127 00:06:35,374 --> 00:06:39,024 I just,um... I-I need some time to think. 128 00:06:39,024 --> 00:06:42,784 I totally understand. Um,take as much time as you need. 129 00:06:42,784 --> 00:06:46,194 I'll just,uh... I'll just keep this here until you're ready. 130 00:06:54,324 --> 00:06:58,454 - Any chance we could put that bad boy away for now? - It's really just staring at us,isn't it? 131 00:07:00,304 --> 00:07:01,604 Ted! Ted! Ted! 132 00:07:01,604 --> 00:07:04,144 I thought of some new great names for the Drunk Train. 133 00:07:04,144 --> 00:07:05,444 Slamtrak! 134 00:07:06,094 --> 00:07:08,614 The Chatta-Nookie Choo-Choo! 135 00:07:08,614 --> 00:07:10,444 Thomas the Spank Engine! 136 00:07:10,444 --> 00:07:13,474 - I said that one yesterday. - I don't think you did. 137 00:07:13,484 --> 00:07:15,414 Wow. Someone's had some coffee. 138 00:07:15,414 --> 00:07:17,434 Yeah. 18 cups! 139 00:07:17,434 --> 00:07:19,954 There is no way I'm falling asleep tonight! 140 00:07:19,954 --> 00:07:22,614 That Quinn girl is so wrong. 141 00:07:22,614 --> 00:07:26,254 She said I could never love anything,but I love this train! 142 00:07:26,254 --> 00:07:28,954 She said you could never love anything? That's intense. 143 00:07:28,954 --> 00:07:31,364 Oh,you have no idea. 144 00:07:33,774 --> 00:07:35,844 Stop staring. Not gonna happen. 145 00:07:35,844 --> 00:07:38,724 Is there any way we can start over and get to know each other? 146 00:07:38,724 --> 00:07:40,524 I already know you. 147 00:07:40,524 --> 00:07:42,214 Oh,really? 148 00:07:42,214 --> 00:07:44,124 - You wear a suit all the time. - Obviously. 149 00:07:44,124 --> 00:07:45,704 You have a stupid rule about everything. 150 00:07:45,704 --> 00:07:48,284 I pay for the meal,you handle my deal. That's just good manners. 151 00:07:48,284 --> 00:07:52,014 But you end most nights alone at a strip club,feeling empty inside, 152 00:07:52,014 --> 00:07:57,614 telling yourself your life is somehow epic or classic or... legendary. 153 00:07:57,874 --> 00:08:01,344 I never say epic or classic. 154 00:08:01,344 --> 00:08:03,524 Do you practice the dark arts? 155 00:08:04,104 --> 00:08:07,214 No,they did not forget the potato salad in your takeout order! 156 00:08:07,974 --> 00:08:09,984 Wh-What happened next?! 157 00:08:10,704 --> 00:08:12,734 For the last time,I'm sorry. 158 00:08:12,734 --> 00:08:14,484 It's okay. Your debt is paid. 159 00:08:14,484 --> 00:08:17,184 You don't have to come on the Drunk Train anymore. 160 00:08:17,184 --> 00:08:18,914 You're never gonna meet the one there,anyway. 161 00:08:18,914 --> 00:08:21,384 - Oh,screw the one! - What? 162 00:08:21,384 --> 00:08:23,984 Every date I've been on lately has been brutal. 163 00:08:23,984 --> 00:08:27,424 Last week,I went out with a girl whose favorite band was Glee. 164 00:08:27,424 --> 00:08:29,054 Plus,it's almost Valentine's Day, 165 00:08:29,054 --> 00:08:32,054 and I'm alone without anything close to a girlfriend. 166 00:08:32,054 --> 00:08:35,324 So... all aboard! 167 00:08:36,574 --> 00:08:40,674 I have never been more proud of you. Come on. 168 00:08:40,674 --> 00:08:45,634 Ted,tonight is gonna be epic-- wait for it-- dary! 169 00:08:45,634 --> 00:08:47,904 Wait. No,that's not it. How do I usually say it? 170 00:08:47,904 --> 00:08:50,064 I hate this Quinn girl! 171 00:08:52,034 --> 00:08:56,814 - Well,I propose we order a bottle of wine. - Propose! 172 00:08:56,814 --> 00:08:59,874 Not propose. Suggest. I'm not married to the idea. Lily,take it. 173 00:08:59,874 --> 00:09:03,994 Why don't we get an appetizer? How about the... onion rings? 174 00:09:03,994 --> 00:09:07,374 I mean,diamond rings. I mean,diamond circles. 175 00:09:07,374 --> 00:09:09,994 I mean,onion circles. I know they're fattening, 176 00:09:09,994 --> 00:09:12,864 but I hear this place has great onion circles. 177 00:09:12,864 --> 00:09:16,564 So,Robin,about not telling them? 178 00:09:18,034 --> 00:09:20,694 The green salad looks interesting. 179 00:09:22,564 --> 00:09:26,814 You're so much better without him. If you ask me,Vinnie's a real jerk. 180 00:09:26,814 --> 00:09:29,284 Hey,don't you dare badmouth Vinnie! 181 00:09:30,114 --> 00:09:32,884 - So what do you do? - Well,I teach architecture,and I also... 182 00:09:32,884 --> 00:09:36,234 Oh,big man with a job. You think yore better than me? 183 00:09:36,234 --> 00:09:37,394 What... 184 00:09:40,244 --> 00:09:41,784 So... where do you live? 185 00:09:41,784 --> 00:09:43,364 I'm on the Upper West Side. 186 00:09:43,364 --> 00:09:45,954 Oh,big man. Living in Manhattan. 187 00:09:45,954 --> 00:09:47,824 What,you think you're better than me? 188 00:09:56,184 --> 00:09:58,024 You think you're better than me?! 189 00:09:59,484 --> 00:10:00,704 Well,it's a close one. 190 00:10:00,704 --> 00:10:05,604 Lily made 14 awkward references to marriage, and Marshall made an even 60. 191 00:10:05,604 --> 00:10:07,864 - I'm so sorry,Kevin. - It's okay. 192 00:10:07,864 --> 00:10:11,144 I'm gonna go to bed, but you guys think tomorrow we can stop with all the marriage talk? 193 00:10:11,144 --> 00:10:12,314 - I do. - I do. 194 00:10:12,314 --> 00:10:14,144 That's a half a point each. 195 00:10:15,074 --> 00:10:16,904 - See you in a minute. - Okay. 196 00:10:18,574 --> 00:10:21,324 So? Are you any closer to deciding? 197 00:10:22,954 --> 00:10:25,844 well,there is something you don't know. 198 00:10:27,484 --> 00:10:29,024 Can you guys keep a secret? 199 00:10:29,024 --> 00:10:31,394 - Yeah. - Well,some of us can. 200 00:10:32,214 --> 00:10:34,524 Well,there's something I have been keeping 201 00:10:34,524 --> 00:10:37,534 from everyone for the last couple of months. 202 00:10:40,494 --> 00:10:43,354 I found out that I can't have children. 203 00:10:46,374 --> 00:10:48,194 - I'm so sorry. - Yeah. 204 00:10:48,194 --> 00:10:50,214 - Are you okay? - I can't believe that we didn't know. 205 00:10:50,214 --> 00:10:55,774 No,you know,I've had some... time to deal with this by myself,and... 206 00:10:55,774 --> 00:10:58,114 I'm okay. For real. 207 00:10:58,114 --> 00:11:00,214 - Are you sure? - Yeah. 208 00:11:00,214 --> 00:11:05,354 So... even though I love Kevin and I... 209 00:11:05,354 --> 00:11:08,334 think I want to say yes,I can't until I tell him. 210 00:11:08,334 --> 00:11:11,154 But I'm scared it'll end our relationship. 211 00:11:11,154 --> 00:11:14,824 You know what,Robin? If it's meant to be,then it won't matter. 212 00:11:14,824 --> 00:11:17,594 Yeah,you just have to tell him. 213 00:11:19,654 --> 00:11:22,214 Thank God we had the keys to Marshall and Lily's place. 214 00:11:22,214 --> 00:11:25,194 Pretty sure I told you that before you kicked in that side window. 215 00:11:25,604 --> 00:11:29,764 You mean,before the "burglars" kicked in that side window 216 00:11:29,764 --> 00:11:32,244 and stole all of Lily's underwear. 217 00:11:33,944 --> 00:11:36,194 What the hell happened on that train? 218 00:11:36,194 --> 00:11:38,164 It was absolute chaos. 219 00:11:38,164 --> 00:11:41,714 Ted,when I was at M.I.T.,my favorite Einstein quote was: 220 00:11:41,714 --> 00:11:44,284 "God doesn't play dice with the universe." 221 00:11:44,284 --> 00:11:47,804 - You didn't go to M.I.T. - I didn't? 222 00:11:49,074 --> 00:11:51,964 I actually have no idea where you went to college. 223 00:11:53,244 --> 00:11:55,044 Who are you? 224 00:11:55,674 --> 00:11:59,164 If we analyze the seemingly random patterns of the train, 225 00:11:59,164 --> 00:12:01,534 taking into account standard deviation, 226 00:12:01,534 --> 00:12:06,364 and assuming that epsilon approaches zero as angle delta approaches pi, 227 00:12:06,364 --> 00:12:08,854 we can conclude... 228 00:12:10,234 --> 00:12:12,094 Damn it,Ted! 229 00:12:12,094 --> 00:12:15,514 I was about to drop some sweet word play about logarithms 230 00:12:15,514 --> 00:12:17,974 and getting into a rhythm with my log. 231 00:12:18,304 --> 00:12:19,744 I'll remember it. 232 00:12:20,734 --> 00:12:23,444 The next morning,Robin mustered up all her courage 233 00:12:23,444 --> 00:12:25,954 and finally told Kevin her secret. 234 00:12:25,954 --> 00:12:29,174 I know that this is a lot to process,so... 235 00:12:29,174 --> 00:12:31,304 you take all the time you need. 236 00:12:31,304 --> 00:12:33,214 - And I understand... - Robin... 237 00:12:34,504 --> 00:12:36,374 will you marry me? 238 00:12:37,324 --> 00:12:39,094 Yes. 239 00:12:45,474 --> 00:12:48,694 - What are you doing? - The top speed of the Drunk Train is 73 miles per hour, 240 00:12:48,694 --> 00:12:51,504 and you factor in an aggregate of 32 boobs per car, 241 00:12:51,504 --> 00:12:54,484 28 of which are motorboatable,and you divide that... 242 00:12:54,484 --> 00:12:57,804 No,no,no! This is all wrong! 243 00:12:59,334 --> 00:13:04,414 It should be so simple! I mean,it's the Drunk Train! 244 00:13:04,954 --> 00:13:07,214 My God... 245 00:13:07,214 --> 00:13:10,984 it's been right in front of us the whole time. 246 00:13:21,524 --> 00:13:27,244 get*** 247 00:13:27,244 --> 00:13:29,214 - "Get drunk" - Yeah. 248 00:13:29,214 --> 00:13:31,224 Of course. 249 00:13:31,504 --> 00:13:33,864 Good circling,Ted. 250 00:13:33,864 --> 00:13:36,174 This ain't my first word search. 251 00:13:38,604 --> 00:13:41,984 So my Mom's already picked a date,venue and caterer for the wedding. 252 00:13:41,984 --> 00:13:43,594 But nothing's set in stone. 253 00:13:44,114 --> 00:13:47,224 My great-aunt's gonna sing. That's happening. 254 00:13:47,224 --> 00:13:51,054 - Are you really okay with this? - Yeah,she's actually got a decent voice. 255 00:13:51,054 --> 00:13:55,324 No,are you... are you okay with everything that we talked about? 256 00:13:55,324 --> 00:13:58,244 Of course,Robin,I love you. 257 00:13:58,244 --> 00:13:59,974 Besides,there are other ways to have kids. 258 00:13:59,974 --> 00:14:01,574 There's adoption,surrogacy... 259 00:14:01,574 --> 00:14:07,944 No,Kevin,it's not just that I can't have kids,I don't want kids. 260 00:14:10,044 --> 00:14:11,444 Okay. 261 00:14:12,154 --> 00:14:16,194 Knowing that,do you want to take your proposal back? 262 00:14:16,194 --> 00:14:18,384 Will you marry me? 263 00:14:18,614 --> 00:14:21,684 Oh,you take such good care of me. 264 00:14:21,684 --> 00:14:24,754 Thanks for loaning me your shoes for my swollen feet. 265 00:14:24,754 --> 00:14:26,914 Ah! I owe you one. 266 00:14:26,914 --> 00:14:29,854 - We have to stop this - Stop what? 267 00:14:29,854 --> 00:14:32,024 Keeping score. 268 00:14:33,084 --> 00:14:36,044 You're growing a baby,our baby. 269 00:14:36,044 --> 00:14:40,054 So you're officially ahead of me for life. 270 00:14:40,054 --> 00:14:42,434 Oh,thanks,sweetie. 271 00:14:42,434 --> 00:14:45,974 Once we're parents,we have to be a team. Deal? 272 00:14:46,044 --> 00:14:50,184 {\a6}eight*** 273 00:14:46,284 --> 00:14:50,374 It's your turn! I was on point for six straight hours yesterday! 274 00:14:50,374 --> 00:14:53,454 Two of those hours were a nap and you know it! 275 00:14:53,454 --> 00:14:55,584 Let's go to the board! 276 00:14:58,524 --> 00:15:02,154 I hope it's a soupy deuce,sucka. 277 00:15:04,494 --> 00:15:06,564 Deal. We're a team. 278 00:15:10,064 --> 00:15:13,704 I was all,"Do I look like I'm from Ronkonkoma?!" 279 00:15:15,124 --> 00:15:16,444 That's all you gotta say! 280 00:15:16,444 --> 00:15:18,894 Oh,oh,oh,big man with a briefcase! 281 00:15:18,894 --> 00:15:21,094 What do you think,you're better than me?! 282 00:15:23,074 --> 00:15:25,774 Hey,our stop's next. Do you want to join us? 283 00:15:25,774 --> 00:15:27,994 - Yeah,I think we do. - Nah,we're good. 284 00:15:28,824 --> 00:15:32,964 - Too skanky. - Too skanky? It's the Drunk Train. 285 00:15:32,964 --> 00:15:36,884 You crossed out all the stops and wrote "Vaginaville. 286 00:15:36,884 --> 00:15:41,354 " That's not true. That one says "Boner Gardens. 287 00:15:42,134 --> 00:15:43,764 " What's going on? 288 00:15:43,764 --> 00:15:48,024 Wait. Did that Quinn girl shake your game or something? 289 00:15:48,024 --> 00:15:49,884 Hell no! 290 00:15:49,884 --> 00:15:51,534 At the end of the night... 291 00:15:51,534 --> 00:15:56,204 You know,I went out tonight looking for a cheap,meaningless fling. 292 00:15:56,204 --> 00:15:58,694 But you turned out to be so special. 293 00:15:58,694 --> 00:16:01,194 I'd hate to ruin this friendship with sex. 294 00:16:01,194 --> 00:16:04,694 Oh,oh,I am willing to take that risk. 295 00:16:04,694 --> 00:16:06,284 Good one,Ted. 296 00:16:06,284 --> 00:16:10,554 Anyway,I'm seriously contemplating purchasing a new ironing board. 297 00:16:10,554 --> 00:16:12,384 Do you think...? 298 00:16:14,874 --> 00:16:18,624 Okay,I'll give you this: You stood by your boy all night, 299 00:16:18,624 --> 00:16:21,704 even though you have no chance of getting with me. 300 00:16:22,114 --> 00:16:23,414 That was pretty cool. 301 00:16:23,414 --> 00:16:24,814 Yeah,you know,in retrospect, 302 00:16:24,814 --> 00:16:29,214 I think that was the moment you decided to come back to my place and get nasty. 303 00:16:29,904 --> 00:16:32,924 Yeah,right. Get up. You're on my bra. 304 00:16:32,924 --> 00:16:34,134 Sorry. 305 00:16:36,064 --> 00:16:37,384 Where's your bathroom? 306 00:16:37,384 --> 00:16:39,334 Past the kitchen,down the hall. 307 00:16:42,974 --> 00:16:45,414 See,I feel like I would remember you two 308 00:16:45,414 --> 00:16:47,744 being naked on your couch in the middle of the club. 309 00:16:47,744 --> 00:16:53,014 Oh,right. That was later in my apartment after we got nasty. My bad. 310 00:16:53,014 --> 00:16:54,474 So,you want to go to a diner or something? 311 00:16:54,474 --> 00:16:56,224 Wait-wait-wait. You slept with her? 312 00:16:56,224 --> 00:16:59,274 I know,I know. I'm late on sending the pictures. 313 00:16:59,274 --> 00:17:01,154 I've been swamped. 314 00:17:01,154 --> 00:17:02,774 - You like Quinn. - I... 315 00:17:02,774 --> 00:17:05,024 That's why you can't stop "complaining" about her. 316 00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:07,094 That's why you just tanked our chance with these... 317 00:17:07,094 --> 00:17:10,084 lovely innocent flowers. 318 00:17:10,084 --> 00:17:13,584 I don't even care where we go,but I hate doing it on the ground. 319 00:17:14,814 --> 00:17:18,394 Barney,do you know why I'm on the Drunk Train on Valentine's Day? 320 00:17:18,394 --> 00:17:20,424 Because I have nothing better to do. 321 00:17:20,424 --> 00:17:22,834 No one I can't stop thinking about. 322 00:17:22,834 --> 00:17:26,044 So if you feel something for Quinn,go for it. 323 00:17:26,044 --> 00:17:30,554 Because you're wasting your time here. We both are. 324 00:17:33,464 --> 00:17:35,444 I don't like Quinn! 325 00:17:38,004 --> 00:17:43,694 Kevin,I love you,but please don't just be the nice guy who says the right thing. 326 00:17:43,694 --> 00:17:46,404 Robin,I want to marry you no matter what. 327 00:17:46,404 --> 00:17:48,494 Assuming you don't turn into a big fat fattie. 328 00:17:48,494 --> 00:17:50,334 See? Right there. Don't always say the right thing. 329 00:17:50,334 --> 00:17:54,374 Look,you just got a truckload of new information dumped on you. 330 00:17:54,374 --> 00:17:55,374 Will you marry me? 331 00:17:55,374 --> 00:17:57,154 My feelings on kids aren't gonna change. 332 00:17:57,154 --> 00:17:59,534 - Will you marry me? - Haven't you always wanted kids? 333 00:17:59,534 --> 00:18:01,234 That was before I fell in love with you. 334 00:18:01,234 --> 00:18:05,394 Well,that's the thing. Your future always had kids in it. 335 00:18:05,394 --> 00:18:09,684 That is something huge you would be giving up for me. 336 00:18:10,004 --> 00:18:14,584 I just don't think I could ever owe someone that much. 337 00:18:15,534 --> 00:18:17,884 I'm scared that you'll... 338 00:18:17,884 --> 00:18:23,434 wake up in-in a year or ten or 50,full of regret. 339 00:18:23,434 --> 00:18:28,394 So... I need you to be sure,okay? 340 00:18:28,664 --> 00:18:33,524 If we get married,you will never have children. 341 00:18:34,224 --> 00:18:37,014 Are you really okay with that? 342 00:18:41,594 --> 00:18:43,874 Enormous Penis Syndrome? 343 00:18:43,874 --> 00:18:46,334 E.P.S. It's all about awareness. 344 00:18:46,334 --> 00:18:50,294 That's why we're doing the fun run, the silent auction,the three-legged race. 345 00:18:50,294 --> 00:18:52,754 Of course,that's just one guy. 346 00:18:55,044 --> 00:18:58,724 You know what? I can't do this. 347 00:18:58,724 --> 00:19:00,464 You can let me out up here. 348 00:19:00,464 --> 00:19:03,154 Why? You got a girlfriend or something? 349 00:19:04,584 --> 00:19:06,324 Maybe something. 350 00:19:11,854 --> 00:19:16,214 Kids,sometimes you realize the journey you've been taking 351 00:19:16,214 --> 00:19:18,964 has reached its final stop. 352 00:19:19,644 --> 00:19:22,094 So,the question becomes: 353 00:19:22,984 --> 00:19:25,174 Where do you go next? 354 00:19:32,854 --> 00:19:33,854 Are you okay? 355 00:19:33,854 --> 00:19:38,624 * A year from now,we'll all be gone * 356 00:19:38,624 --> 00:19:44,144 * All our friends will move away * 357 00:19:44,144 --> 00:19:49,724 * And they're going to better places * 358 00:19:49,724 --> 00:19:54,644 * But our friends will be gone away... * 359 00:19:55,494 --> 00:19:58,954 So... he un-proposed. 360 00:20:00,034 --> 00:20:01,894 We're over. 361 00:20:02,104 --> 00:20:04,224 And I-I... 362 00:20:04,224 --> 00:20:06,144 I-I know it's for the best. 363 00:20:06,144 --> 00:20:08,164 It's just... 364 00:20:08,394 --> 00:20:13,564 I was finally ready for something serious. 365 00:20:13,564 --> 00:20:19,044 He seemed like the guy to take that next step with. 366 00:20:20,174 --> 00:20:22,864 But he couldn't look past this. 367 00:20:23,294 --> 00:20:25,694 I mean,who could? 368 00:20:27,304 --> 00:20:29,734 I could. 369 00:20:31,334 --> 00:20:34,274 I love you,Robin. 370 00:20:34,274 --> 00:20:39,124 -=http://bbs.sfile2012.com=- -=http://ytet.org=- Proudly Presents 371 00:20:39,124 --> 00:20:44,124 -=http://bbs.sfile2012.com=- -=http://ytet.org=- Sync: ¿¨»Ò 372 00:20:44,124 --> 00:20:46,224 You've been complaining about this Barney guy so much, 373 00:20:46,224 --> 00:20:48,034 I'm starting to think that you like him. 374 00:20:48,034 --> 00:20:50,014 Like his apartment-- check. 375 00:20:50,014 --> 00:20:52,914 Like his moves downtown-- check plus. 376 00:20:52,914 --> 00:20:55,664 But like him? Ugh. Please. 377 00:20:55,664 --> 00:20:58,024 I'm just surprised he doesn't recognize you. 378 00:20:58,024 --> 00:20:59,434 He practically lives here. 379 00:20:59,434 --> 00:21:01,954 Gentlemen,give it up for Karma. 380 00:21:02,574 --> 00:21:08,164 How.I.Met.Your.Mother S07E16 29035

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