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Sorry this is taking so long.
He kicked for everybody else.
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It's hard for the little guy
to perform under pressure.
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Top ten things Marshall
said on his wedding night.
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Whoa! It was small,but
I think I felt something.
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Top ten things Lily said
on her wedding night.
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Stop laughing at it,Lily.
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Top ten things Marshall
said on his wedding night!
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Can we please talk about something
other than my wedding night?
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Absolutely. Let's talk about last night.
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It was a night like any other.
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I was just about to get laid...
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Hey,Barney,I need your help.
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This hottie I'm talking to is
meeting her friend at a club,
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so I need a wingman.
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Well,just so you know,I'd be
giving up a sure thing here.
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- Are you not a sure thing?
- Yeah,I am.
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This "friend" of yours better be
even hotter and dumber than this one.
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Wow! You have Enormous Penis
Syndrome? I've never heard of that.
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Yeah. That's the problem
with E.P.S. lack of awareness.
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That's why I'm
organizing a 10K fun-run.
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Of course,many of us
will need wheelbarrows.
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You are so brave.
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And you are so understanding.
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Most people just stare at me
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like I'm some kind of freak
in reinforced underwear.
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Poor,baby.
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I can't imagine what you're going
through because I never wear underwear.
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- Jackpot!
- You want to get out of here?
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Oh,I don't know. This is all
moving kind of fast. Okay.
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Oh,but before we go,I
should mention my condition.
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It's called: I'm Not a
Gullible Dumbass Disorder.
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As the former Surgeon
General,I've got to say,
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I don't think that's the real thing.
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Okay,just stop. You
have no chance with me.
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We're just here as
backups for our friends.
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- Hey,how did you two meet,anyway?
- No,we're not doing that first date dance
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where you pretend everything
I say is fascinating,
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thinking it'll somehow
get you into my pants.
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What? Guys don't do that!
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Goat cheese? Fascinating! What
else are you allergic to,huh?
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You owe me three hours
for last night,Mosby.
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I'm thinking,laser tag
tournament in Newark this weekend.
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Ted can pass for under 18,right?
It's a father-son thing.
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Marshall,we should get going. Any
later,and we'll be riding the Drunk Train.
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Oh. The Drunk Train?
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It's the last train of the night
back to Long Island. It's a mess.
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Just a bunch of drunk,sloppy idiots,
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fresh off a night of
partying in the city,
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just desperate to hook up
with anything that moves.
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- Yeah.
- Bye.
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See you.
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New plan,Ted.
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So this father-son thing.
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You know,a backwards baseball
cap really youngs me down.
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All aboard!
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How.I.Met.Your.Mother
S07E16
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For Valentine's weekend,
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Lily and Marshall invited Kevin and
Robin on a couple's getaway to Vermont.
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16 years together,and still
so in love. What's your secret?
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The key to relationships
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is understanding the difference
between hearing and listening.
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- It's about respecting your partner's...
- Opinions on...
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Kind of on a roll here.
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Relationships are a give and take,
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and that's why it's
important to never keep score.
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Yeah,like how Barney's holding
these three hours over Ted's head.
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If they were a couple,they'd never work.
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Obviously. Ted's a Taurus,and
Barney is such a Scorpio.
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Good advice. Don't keep score.
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They're not even close to finished.
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How do we not keep score,you ask?
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Sounds like somebody want to
hear some examples,sweetie.
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I'm just gonna close my
eyes until it's all over.
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Top ten things Lily said
on her wedding night.
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Solid.
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Here's one.
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Every time Marshall's
mom comes to visit us,
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we have to put out all
the tacky Minnesota gifts
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she's bought us over the years.
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- Hi,Mom!
- Hi,Mrs. Eriksen!
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Marshall.
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I don't see the gopher-hair
tea cozy I made you.
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Guess it wasn't good enough for Lily.
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But I'd never hold that over Marshall,
because if I did,he'd owe me big-time.
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Just like I would never hold it over you
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for dragging me to that
experimental theater piece.
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Is it... is it just screaming?
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just***
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But we don't keep score.
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Gotcha,loud and clear. Don't keep score.
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Because if we did,then Marshall would
owe me for killing my cousin's dog.
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How did I know that
he would eat my wallet?
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Why was your wallet
filled with chocolate?!
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So we're back to this argument!
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That night,Barney and I found ourselves
in a strange,new universe called...
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The Drunk Train.
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Where has this heavenly
vehicle been all my life?
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Can you hear its inspiring chant,Ted?
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I think I can get laid,I
think I can get laid.
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It's-it's The Little Engine
with Wood,The Whore-ient Express.
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The Long Island Tail Road!
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Oh,I got one. Thomas the Spank Engine!
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Ted,that is a children's book.
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Okay,as fun as this place
is,it's late. So,what's our play?
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And don't say,"The Siamese Twins"" We're
not stretching out another one of my jackets.
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No,dude,this is the Drunk
Train. We don't need a play!
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All we have to do is sit back,play
it cool,scope out the hotties,
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and by the end of the line,we will
totally be sleeping with someone.
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three***
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You know,you are so great.
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You sat there listening to
Marshall and Lily bicker all night,
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and you didn't complain once.
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Well,I am a therapist,so
I do plan on billing them.
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I also have a couple powerful
medications that might help.
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- Lily can't take anything; she's pregnant.
- I meant for us.
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If we're getting through five more
meals and a sleigh ride with those guys,
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we need to be spaced out of our gourds.
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Well,if we are keeping score,I
owe you one weekend,mister.
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I was thinking a
little longer than that.
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What do you mean?
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Robin,will you marry me?
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Look,I know this is fast. I'm just
excited to start a life with you.
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If that's what you want.
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I'm-I'm not saying no.
I'm-I'm not saying anything.
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I just,um... I-I need
some time to think.
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I totally understand. Um,take
as much time as you need.
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I'll just,uh... I'll just keep
this here until you're ready.
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- Any chance we could put that bad boy away for now?
- It's really just staring at us,isn't it?
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Ted! Ted! Ted!
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I thought of some new great
names for the Drunk Train.
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Slamtrak!
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The Chatta-Nookie
Choo-Choo!
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Thomas the Spank Engine!
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- I said that one yesterday.
- I don't think you did.
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Wow. Someone's had some coffee.
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Yeah. 18 cups!
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There is no way I'm
falling asleep tonight!
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That Quinn girl is so wrong.
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She said I could never love
anything,but I love this train!
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She said you could never
love anything? That's intense.
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Oh,you have no idea.
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Stop staring. Not gonna happen.
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Is there any way we can start
over and get to know each other?
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I already know you.
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Oh,really?
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- You wear a suit all the time.
- Obviously.
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You have a stupid rule about everything.
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I pay for the meal,you handle my
deal. That's just good manners.
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But you end most nights alone at
a strip club,feeling empty inside,
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telling yourself your life is somehow
epic or classic or... legendary.
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I never say epic or classic.
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Do you practice the dark arts?
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No,they did not forget the potato
salad in your takeout order!
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Wh-What happened next?!
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For the last time,I'm sorry.
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It's okay. Your debt is paid.
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You don't have to come on
the Drunk Train anymore.
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You're never gonna meet
the one there,anyway.
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- Oh,screw the one!
- What?
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Every date I've been on
lately has been brutal.
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Last week,I went out with a girl
whose favorite band was Glee.
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Plus,it's almost Valentine's Day,
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and I'm alone without
anything close to a girlfriend.
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So... all aboard!
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I have never been more
proud of you. Come on.
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Ted,tonight is gonna be
epic-- wait for it-- dary!
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Wait. No,that's not it.
How do I usually say it?
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I hate this Quinn girl!
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- Well,I propose we order a bottle of wine.
- Propose!
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Not propose. Suggest. I'm not
married to the idea. Lily,take it.
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Why don't we get an appetizer?
How about the... onion rings?
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I mean,diamond rings.
I mean,diamond circles.
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I mean,onion circles. I
know they're fattening,
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but I hear this place
has great onion circles.
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So,Robin,about not telling them?
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The green salad looks interesting.
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You're so much better without him.
If you ask me,Vinnie's a real jerk.
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Hey,don't you dare badmouth Vinnie!
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- So what do you do?
- Well,I teach architecture,and I also...
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Oh,big man with a job. You
think yore better than me?
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What...
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So... where do you live?
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I'm on the Upper West Side.
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Oh,big man. Living in Manhattan.
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What,you think you're better than me?
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You think you're better than me?!
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Well,it's a close one.
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Lily made 14 awkward references to
marriage, and Marshall made an even 60.
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- I'm so sorry,Kevin.
- It's okay.
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I'm gonna go to bed, but you guys think
tomorrow we can stop with all the marriage talk?
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- I do.
- I do.
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That's a half a point each.
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- See you in a minute.
- Okay.
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So? Are you any closer to deciding?
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well,there is something you don't know.
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Can you guys keep a secret?
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- Yeah.
- Well,some of us can.
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Well,there's something
I have been keeping
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from everyone for the
last couple of months.
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I found out that I can't have children.
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- I'm so sorry.
- Yeah.
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- Are you okay?
- I can't believe that we didn't know.
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No,you know,I've had some... time
to deal with this by myself,and...
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I'm okay. For real.
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- Are you sure?
- Yeah.
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So... even though I love Kevin and I...
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think I want to say yes,I
can't until I tell him.
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But I'm scared it'll
end our relationship.
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You know what,Robin? If it's
meant to be,then it won't matter.
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Yeah,you just have to tell him.
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Thank God we had the keys
to Marshall and Lily's place.
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Pretty sure I told you that before
you kicked in that side window.
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You mean,before the "burglars"
kicked in that side window
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and stole all of Lily's underwear.
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What the hell happened on that train?
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It was absolute chaos.
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Ted,when I was at M.I.T.,my
favorite Einstein quote was:
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"God doesn't play dice
with the universe."
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- You didn't go to M.I.T.
- I didn't?
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I actually have no idea
where you went to college.
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Who are you?
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If we analyze the seemingly
random patterns of the train,
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taking into account standard deviation,
226
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and assuming that epsilon approaches
zero as angle delta approaches pi,
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we can conclude...
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Damn it,Ted!
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I was about to drop some sweet
word play about logarithms
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and getting into a rhythm with my log.
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I'll remember it.
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The next morning,Robin
mustered up all her courage
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and finally told Kevin her secret.
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I know that this is
a lot to process,so...
235
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you take all the time you need.
236
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- And I understand...
- Robin...
237
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will you marry me?
238
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Yes.
239
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- What are you doing?
- The top speed of the Drunk Train is 73 miles per hour,
240
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and you factor in an
aggregate of 32 boobs per car,
241
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28 of which are motorboatable,and
you divide that...
242
00:12:54,484 --> 00:12:57,804
No,no,no! This is all wrong!
243
00:12:59,334 --> 00:13:04,414
It should be so simple! I
mean,it's the Drunk Train!
244
00:13:04,954 --> 00:13:07,214
My God...
245
00:13:07,214 --> 00:13:10,984
it's been right in front
of us the whole time.
246
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get***
247
00:13:27,244 --> 00:13:29,214
- "Get drunk"
- Yeah.
248
00:13:29,214 --> 00:13:31,224
Of course.
249
00:13:31,504 --> 00:13:33,864
Good circling,Ted.
250
00:13:33,864 --> 00:13:36,174
This ain't my first word search.
251
00:13:38,604 --> 00:13:41,984
So my Mom's already picked a
date,venue and caterer for the wedding.
252
00:13:41,984 --> 00:13:43,594
But nothing's set in stone.
253
00:13:44,114 --> 00:13:47,224
My great-aunt's gonna
sing. That's happening.
254
00:13:47,224 --> 00:13:51,054
- Are you really okay with this?
- Yeah,she's actually got a decent voice.
255
00:13:51,054 --> 00:13:55,324
No,are you... are you okay with
everything that we talked about?
256
00:13:55,324 --> 00:13:58,244
Of course,Robin,I love you.
257
00:13:58,244 --> 00:13:59,974
Besides,there are
other ways to have kids.
258
00:13:59,974 --> 00:14:01,574
There's adoption,surrogacy...
259
00:14:01,574 --> 00:14:07,944
No,Kevin,it's not just that I
can't have kids,I don't want kids.
260
00:14:10,044 --> 00:14:11,444
Okay.
261
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Knowing that,do you want
to take your proposal back?
262
00:14:16,194 --> 00:14:18,384
Will you marry me?
263
00:14:18,614 --> 00:14:21,684
Oh,you take such good care of me.
264
00:14:21,684 --> 00:14:24,754
Thanks for loaning me your
shoes for my swollen feet.
265
00:14:24,754 --> 00:14:26,914
Ah! I owe you one.
266
00:14:26,914 --> 00:14:29,854
- We have to stop this
- Stop what?
267
00:14:29,854 --> 00:14:32,024
Keeping score.
268
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You're growing a baby,our baby.
269
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So you're officially
ahead of me for life.
270
00:14:40,054 --> 00:14:42,434
Oh,thanks,sweetie.
271
00:14:42,434 --> 00:14:45,974
Once we're parents,we
have to be a team. Deal?
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{\a6}eight***
273
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It's your turn! I was on point
for six straight hours yesterday!
274
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Two of those hours were
a nap and you know it!
275
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Let's go to the board!
276
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I hope it's a soupy deuce,sucka.
277
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Deal. We're a team.
278
00:15:10,064 --> 00:15:13,704
I was all,"Do I look like
I'm from Ronkonkoma?!"
279
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That's all you gotta say!
280
00:15:16,444 --> 00:15:18,894
Oh,oh,oh,big man with a briefcase!
281
00:15:18,894 --> 00:15:21,094
What do you think,you're
better than me?!
282
00:15:23,074 --> 00:15:25,774
Hey,our stop's next.
Do you want to join us?
283
00:15:25,774 --> 00:15:27,994
- Yeah,I think we do.
- Nah,we're good.
284
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- Too skanky.
- Too skanky? It's the Drunk Train.
285
00:15:32,964 --> 00:15:36,884
You crossed out all the
stops and wrote "Vaginaville.
286
00:15:36,884 --> 00:15:41,354
" That's not true. That
one says "Boner Gardens.
287
00:15:42,134 --> 00:15:43,764
" What's going on?
288
00:15:43,764 --> 00:15:48,024
Wait. Did that Quinn girl
shake your game or something?
289
00:15:48,024 --> 00:15:49,884
Hell no!
290
00:15:49,884 --> 00:15:51,534
At the end of the night...
291
00:15:51,534 --> 00:15:56,204
You know,I went out tonight looking
for a cheap,meaningless fling.
292
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But you turned out to be so special.
293
00:15:58,694 --> 00:16:01,194
I'd hate to ruin this
friendship with sex.
294
00:16:01,194 --> 00:16:04,694
Oh,oh,I am willing to take that risk.
295
00:16:04,694 --> 00:16:06,284
Good one,Ted.
296
00:16:06,284 --> 00:16:10,554
Anyway,I'm seriously contemplating
purchasing a new ironing board.
297
00:16:10,554 --> 00:16:12,384
Do you think...?
298
00:16:14,874 --> 00:16:18,624
Okay,I'll give you this: You
stood by your boy all night,
299
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even though you have no
chance of getting with me.
300
00:16:22,114 --> 00:16:23,414
That was pretty cool.
301
00:16:23,414 --> 00:16:24,814
Yeah,you know,in retrospect,
302
00:16:24,814 --> 00:16:29,214
I think that was the moment you decided
to come back to my place and get nasty.
303
00:16:29,904 --> 00:16:32,924
Yeah,right. Get up. You're on my bra.
304
00:16:32,924 --> 00:16:34,134
Sorry.
305
00:16:36,064 --> 00:16:37,384
Where's your bathroom?
306
00:16:37,384 --> 00:16:39,334
Past the kitchen,down the hall.
307
00:16:42,974 --> 00:16:45,414
See,I feel like I would remember you two
308
00:16:45,414 --> 00:16:47,744
being naked on your couch
in the middle of the club.
309
00:16:47,744 --> 00:16:53,014
Oh,right. That was later in my
apartment after we got nasty. My bad.
310
00:16:53,014 --> 00:16:54,474
So,you want to go to
a diner or something?
311
00:16:54,474 --> 00:16:56,224
Wait-wait-wait.
You slept with her?
312
00:16:56,224 --> 00:16:59,274
I know,I know. I'm late
on sending the pictures.
313
00:16:59,274 --> 00:17:01,154
I've been swamped.
314
00:17:01,154 --> 00:17:02,774
- You like Quinn.
- I...
315
00:17:02,774 --> 00:17:05,024
That's why you can't stop
"complaining" about her.
316
00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:07,094
That's why you just tanked
our chance with these...
317
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lovely innocent flowers.
318
00:17:10,084 --> 00:17:13,584
I don't even care where we go,but
I hate doing it on the ground.
319
00:17:14,814 --> 00:17:18,394
Barney,do you know why I'm on the
Drunk Train on Valentine's Day?
320
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Because I have nothing better to do.
321
00:17:20,424 --> 00:17:22,834
No one I can't stop thinking about.
322
00:17:22,834 --> 00:17:26,044
So if you feel something
for Quinn,go for it.
323
00:17:26,044 --> 00:17:30,554
Because you're wasting
your time here. We both are.
324
00:17:33,464 --> 00:17:35,444
I don't like Quinn!
325
00:17:38,004 --> 00:17:43,694
Kevin,I love you,but please don't just
be the nice guy who says the right thing.
326
00:17:43,694 --> 00:17:46,404
Robin,I want to marry
you no matter what.
327
00:17:46,404 --> 00:17:48,494
Assuming you don't turn
into a big fat fattie.
328
00:17:48,494 --> 00:17:50,334
See? Right there. Don't
always say the right thing.
329
00:17:50,334 --> 00:17:54,374
Look,you just got a truckload
of new information dumped on you.
330
00:17:54,374 --> 00:17:55,374
Will you marry me?
331
00:17:55,374 --> 00:17:57,154
My feelings on kids aren't gonna change.
332
00:17:57,154 --> 00:17:59,534
- Will you marry me?
- Haven't you always wanted kids?
333
00:17:59,534 --> 00:18:01,234
That was before I fell in love with you.
334
00:18:01,234 --> 00:18:05,394
Well,that's the thing. Your
future always had kids in it.
335
00:18:05,394 --> 00:18:09,684
That is something huge you
would be giving up for me.
336
00:18:10,004 --> 00:18:14,584
I just don't think I could
ever owe someone that much.
337
00:18:15,534 --> 00:18:17,884
I'm scared that you'll...
338
00:18:17,884 --> 00:18:23,434
wake up in-in a year or
ten or 50,full of regret.
339
00:18:23,434 --> 00:18:28,394
So... I need you to be sure,okay?
340
00:18:28,664 --> 00:18:33,524
If we get married,you
will never have children.
341
00:18:34,224 --> 00:18:37,014
Are you really okay with that?
342
00:18:41,594 --> 00:18:43,874
Enormous Penis Syndrome?
343
00:18:43,874 --> 00:18:46,334
E.P.S. It's all about awareness.
344
00:18:46,334 --> 00:18:50,294
That's why we're doing the fun run, the
silent auction,the three-legged race.
345
00:18:50,294 --> 00:18:52,754
Of course,that's just one guy.
346
00:18:55,044 --> 00:18:58,724
You know what? I can't do this.
347
00:18:58,724 --> 00:19:00,464
You can let me out up here.
348
00:19:00,464 --> 00:19:03,154
Why? You got a girlfriend or something?
349
00:19:04,584 --> 00:19:06,324
Maybe something.
350
00:19:11,854 --> 00:19:16,214
Kids,sometimes you realize
the journey you've been taking
351
00:19:16,214 --> 00:19:18,964
has reached its final stop.
352
00:19:19,644 --> 00:19:22,094
So,the question becomes:
353
00:19:22,984 --> 00:19:25,174
Where do you go next?
354
00:19:32,854 --> 00:19:33,854
Are you okay?
355
00:19:33,854 --> 00:19:38,624
* A year from now,we'll all be gone *
356
00:19:38,624 --> 00:19:44,144
* All our friends will move away *
357
00:19:44,144 --> 00:19:49,724
* And they're going to better places *
358
00:19:49,724 --> 00:19:54,644
* But our friends will be gone away... *
359
00:19:55,494 --> 00:19:58,954
So... he un-proposed.
360
00:20:00,034 --> 00:20:01,894
We're over.
361
00:20:02,104 --> 00:20:04,224
And I-I...
362
00:20:04,224 --> 00:20:06,144
I-I know it's for the best.
363
00:20:06,144 --> 00:20:08,164
It's just...
364
00:20:08,394 --> 00:20:13,564
I was finally ready
for something serious.
365
00:20:13,564 --> 00:20:19,044
He seemed like the guy to
take that next step with.
366
00:20:20,174 --> 00:20:22,864
But he couldn't look past this.
367
00:20:23,294 --> 00:20:25,694
I mean,who could?
368
00:20:27,304 --> 00:20:29,734
I could.
369
00:20:31,334 --> 00:20:34,274
I love you,Robin.
370
00:20:34,274 --> 00:20:39,124
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372
00:20:44,124 --> 00:20:46,224
You've been complaining
about this Barney guy so much,
373
00:20:46,224 --> 00:20:48,034
I'm starting to think that you like him.
374
00:20:48,034 --> 00:20:50,014
Like his
apartment-- check.
375
00:20:50,014 --> 00:20:52,914
Like his moves
downtown-- check plus.
376
00:20:52,914 --> 00:20:55,664
But like him? Ugh. Please.
377
00:20:55,664 --> 00:20:58,024
I'm just surprised he
doesn't recognize you.
378
00:20:58,024 --> 00:20:59,434
He practically lives here.
379
00:20:59,434 --> 00:21:01,954
Gentlemen,give it up for Karma.
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