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In the fall of 2011,Lily and
Marshall received a surprising gift
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from Lily's grandparents:
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their house in Long Island.
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Lily and Marshall decided to
sell it for one simple reason.
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It's Long Island.
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I don't want to spend my
Saturday in Long Island.
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I know,babe,but the realtor staged
the place with fake furniture
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and she wants us to check
it out before the open house.
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All right. Can we at least
do it on the fake bed?
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I'm embarrassed that you have to ask.
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So,they headed out to Long Island,and
when they walked in the door...
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We'll take it!
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We-We can't take it.
We're the ones selling it.
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We are selling it,right?
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Baby,your grandparents gave
you this house outright.
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So,the way I see it,we
have five options.
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One: sell it. Two:
year-round haunted house.
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Three: giant fence around
the perimeter,chimp sanctuary.
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There's already a tire
swing in the backyard.
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Four: we destroy it with
sledgehammers. I like four.
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Or five: we move in,raise our
children and make this our family home.
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Till they graduate.
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Then we destroy it with sledgehammers.
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As a family.
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No,this is crazy!
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We are New York people. We have a
big,beautiful apartment that we love.
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You're right.
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But something happened to
Lily and Marshall that day.
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Something that happens
to all New Yorkers
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who return home from
anywhere other than New York.
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Their big,lovely apartment...
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That's weird.
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...shrank.
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Okay,after Thanksgiving,I'm
cutting out carbs.
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How.I.Met.Your.Mother
S07E11
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{\a6}the***
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Now,kids,it had been a rough
couple weeks for Barney.
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First,he cheated on his
girlfriend with Robin,
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then he broke up with
his girlfriend for Robin,
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then Robin chose Kevin over him.
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So he was kind of in a bad place.
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Hey. You all right?
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Why wouldn't I be all right? Barney's single
again! It's what America's been clamoring for.
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You just went through a break-up.
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That's usually when
people do something crazy.
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If you were a girl,you'd have cut
bangs and be dating you by now.
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Just promise me you
won't do something crazy.
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I promise I won't do something crazy.
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Don't worry,he's gonna
do something crazy.
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In fact,I think I'm done with girls.
I'm not sure I even like them anymore.
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Based on all the stuff you've
done to them over the years,
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I'm not sure you ever liked them.
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I'm serious.
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Come on,you love girls. If anyone
should be done with girls,it's me.
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Look at the year I've had.
Zoey,Victoria,the Slutty Pumpkin.
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Now I'm worried you're
gonna do something crazy.
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I'm not gonna do something crazy.
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And yes,I'm gonna do
something crazy,too.
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But girls,man. Girls.
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- You know what would kick ass?
- Being gay?
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- Being gay would kick ass!
- Word. Guys understand each other.
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Imagine a relationship where,
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instead of talking about
feelings all the time,
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you just play some Madden,eat a pizza,
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give each other a happy,roll over
and have some cuddle-free shut-eye.
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Bro,for what it's worth,if we were
both gay,you'd be my first call.
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Would you mind calling Marshall and
telling him that? 'Cause he thinks...
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No,this is only in a scenario where
just you and I are gay,not Marshall.
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But if all three of us were
gay,you'd pick me over Marshall,right?
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If all three of us were gay?
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Girlfriend,we would all
three of us have some fun.
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Damn right we would.
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- We're not gay.
- Nope. Stuck with girls.
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I wish men could have children
on their own,like sea horses.
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Are you saying what
I think you're saying?
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They have a little pouch. They
should be called sea kangaroos.
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No,y-you want kids?
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Maybe I've kind of lately been thinking
about the whole wife and kids thing.
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Just minus the wife.
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You could always go it alone. Like
Mr. Drummond on Diff'rent Strokes.
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Yeah,but that was the '80s,
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when you could just swing by any
inner-city playground in your limo
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and scoop up some kids.
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Mmm. Simpler times.
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I guess it's better to have someone
in it with you anyway,you know?
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Lifetime partnership.
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The only partnership in my life that
has stood the test of time is this one.
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The sacred bond of man and bro.
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Maybe we should start a family together.
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Are you kidding? This place is huge.
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I mean,look,I can
dance all crazy in here.
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Listen,um,Robin,are you okay with us all
doing Thanksgiving out in East Meadow?
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Uh,yeah,I guess that'd be nice.
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Oh,great! And then after
Thanksgiving,Lily and I were thinking
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that we would just stay at the house
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until,you know... we die.
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What? No! You can't move to Long Island!
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But this house is so nice.
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It's big,and it's clean,
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and if there's cockroaches,they
respect us enough to sneak around.
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Listen to yourself. This is
Pregnancy Brain all over again.
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No,I'm done with Pregnancy Brain. I've
moved on to weird pregnancy sex dreams.
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Officer.
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You know. You know.
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I'm-I'm just saying,
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you're not in the right mind to
be making this decision right now.
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You know what? Robin's right.
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We are in no state of mind
to make this kind of decision.
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Thank you. And now you're
stepping off the crazy bus.
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We let the universe decide.
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And now you're back on board.
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You hear that,Universe?
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If you send us a sign
in the next... 24 hours,
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then we're moving to
Long Island! Okay? Go.
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Hey,guys,for the last
time,this place is enormous--
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Geez,how many lamps do you have?
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It's genius!
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Instead of throwing away
your life marrying some girl,
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you just go splitsies on
a kid with your best bro!
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I wouldn't have to choose between
dating and having a family.
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Hell,I could bring the kids on dates!
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And a broken home? Um,what's that?
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Our kids will never know,'cause
we're never gonna split up!
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Why would we?
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I mean,sure,when your wife walks in on you
banging a hot flight attendant, you get a divorce.
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But when your bro-parent walks in on
you banging a hot flight attendant...
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You get five of these
bad boys,right up high!
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And you totally join in,right?!
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- Oh,no,there's the line.
- That's the line.
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We found the line. It's
good we know where it is.
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Hey,guys.
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We have an announcement.
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So what you're saying is,
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if you're meant to move to Long Island,
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some sign from the universe will
magically appear at your doorstep?
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Now,kids,I don't think there was a
knock on the door at that exact moment,
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but for the purposes of this story...
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Hi,I'm Clive. I live upstairs
from you. Is this your sign?
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{\a6}house***
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I don't know,Clive. Is it?
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Oh,did we leave that outside?
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Yeah,we're selling our
house in Long Island.
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Oh. Too bad you're not selling this
place. I'd love to turn mine into a duplex.
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And I'd give you a really good
price for it,because I am so rich.
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- He did not say that.
- His shoes did.
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Okay,the point is,we got the
sign. We're moving to East Meadow.
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Let's get some champagne.
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And just like that, Lily and Marshall were
beginning a new chapter in their lives.
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Which meant only one thing for us...
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- We're having a baby!
- Bro-parents activate!
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- Hey,let's talk baby names!
- Barney...
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Oh,my God! That was my first choice,too.
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No,listen. You and I are drunk.
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Which means there's a
chance that adopting a baby--
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no matter how cute he is in my head
with his little cowboy outfit on
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and he's riding our dog like a horse
and we also have a dog, purebred Golden,
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but it's okay,she's a rescue--
might not be a good idea.
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You're right.
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So let's go home,take some
aspirin,drink lots of water,
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and then see if it's
still a good idea tomorrow.
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- It's still a good idea!
- It's totally still a good idea!
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We're having a baby!
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Kids,I cannot stress this enough:
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Barney and I were going
through a tough time.
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You're not leaving,and that's final.
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Look what I bought at
4:00 a.m. in New York City.
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A bootleg VHS of a very,very
popular Korean movie,
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this genuine Lenny Vintone purse
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and the number of a man
who can get me a kidney.
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Do that on Long Island.
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Look,Robin,we appreciate that
you want us to stay in the city,
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but this is what we want.
I mean,you understand,right?
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No.
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Here are a few fun
facts about Long Island.
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Number one: it's Brooklyn's fart trail.
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So Barney and I-- and again,going through
a tough time,can't stress that enough--
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found an adoption agency Web site and
filled out their online application.
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Name: Barney Stinson. Ted Mosby.
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- Address...
- Oh,put my address in Westchester.
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They'll want to see we'll be raising
this child in a good environment.
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You know,the suburbs.
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- What? No. All my guys are here.
- Your guys?
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Yeah. You know how I got a guy for
everything? Well,they're all in New York.
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My suit guy,my shoe guy,my
ticket guy,my club guy.
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And if I don't have a guy for something,
then I have a guy guy to get me a guy.
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And oddly enough,his name is Guy.
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Okay,fine. How about this?
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We stay in the city during the week,
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then on the weekend,country
house in the burbs!
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- This is why bro-parenting
works! - Totally!
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And with your salary plus my salary,we
can totally afford two places.
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What?
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So... uh,you're gonna keep your job?
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Robin,this discussion is closed.
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The universe told us to
do it,so we're doing it.
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Well,the universe gets
it wrong sometimes.
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Remember when Marshall
was trying to decide
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between becoming an environmental
lawyer and working at a bank?
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That's a funny story.
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Marshall was fed up with his job at GNB
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and was thinking about
leaving it all behind,
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so he and Lily agreed he should
wait for a sign from the universe
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to tell him what to do.
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Then one day...
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for***
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Of course. It's so clear.
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It's been right there all
along. I have to call Lily.
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Excuse me. Excuse me,sir. I'm
sorry,but,um,can I please borrow your...
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- Ernie Hudson?
- Yes.
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Can I borrow your phone?
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Who you gonna call?
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And did Marshall become a Ghostbuster?
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That firehouse is still for sale.
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Even Ernie Hudson begged you
not to go through with that.
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Ernie Hudson is a coward!
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Of course I'm gonna keep my
job. Why wouldn't I keep my job?
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Well,I mean,this whole architecture
thing... isn't it more of a hobby?
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Excuse me?
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And now we're fighting. You know
what? Forget I said anything.
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No! No,no,no. We're
having this discussion.
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Architecture is my life's work.
Why don't you quit your job?
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I don't even know what
it is you do for a living.
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"What it is I do for a living?"
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I work,Ted,14 hours a day
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so that our baby can have food
and clothes and a nice house,
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while you sit around doodling
pictures of buildings.
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That's "what it is I do.
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" You know what? Screw this.
I'm gonna go to the bar.
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Yeah,right,right,'cause the answer's
always at the bottom of a bottle!
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Wait,wait,wait! Hold it!
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- Brainstorm.
- Brainstorm.
234
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Nobody quits their job.
235
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- We get a nanny
- Dibs on the nanny.
236
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No. No banging the nanny.
237
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Ted,please don not dig in on this
whole no-banging-the-nanny policy.
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Okay,fine. We'll get two nannies.
One for banging,one for childcare.
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Slash banging. Dibs on both nannies!
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Just think of it,Ted,you
and me,living together,
241
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- with our kid,my two hot nannies,our pet cobra...
- What?
242
00:12:12,070 --> 00:12:15,070
A kid needs a pet cobra,Ted.
Don't be a pill about this.
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And we'll have amazing weeklong parties,
244
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and there'll be swords and
ninja stars lying around.
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That's when I realized:
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adopting a baby with a friend? Crazy.
247
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Adopting a baby with
Barney? Freaking nuts.
248
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- I can't adopt a baby with you,Barney.
- Why not?
249
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Because we don't even have one yet
and you're already a terrible father.
250
00:12:34,960 --> 00:12:37,790
Oh,I get it.
251
00:12:37,790 --> 00:12:41,080
You want one of the nannies.
Well,you can't have 'em! They're mine!
252
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So you're just gonna have to
get yourself a third nanny.
253
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Except dibs on the
third nanny! Good day!
254
00:12:48,200 --> 00:12:50,050
Which brings us to Thanksgiving.
255
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Marshall,Lily and Robin were heading
out to Long Island early to get ready.
256
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Okay,how is this even possible?!
257
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'Cause how did we even get it in here?!
258
00:13:08,170 --> 00:13:11,190
Okay,I change my mind.
I want an epidural.
259
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You guys are crazy.
This place is enormous.
260
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I mean,look arou... Have you
never heard of overhead lighting? !
261
00:13:24,400 --> 00:13:28,390
You're right. I get
it. This place is great.
262
00:13:30,070 --> 00:13:33,550
- Um,excuse me. Where is the restroom?
- Oh. Right there.
263
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Oh,good,great. I'm just
gonna go in there and...
264
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not come out until you
promise never to move away!
265
00:13:42,590 --> 00:13:44,660
It's a good thing we
have three bathrooms.
266
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Hey,Barney.
267
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Uh,listen,sorry about the other day
when I said you'd be a terrible father.
268
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You had no reason to think otherwise.
Totally understandable. I'm not mad.
269
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Thanks. And,uh,let's be honest,we
were both acting a little crazy.
270
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I don't think either of us is truly
ready for the responsibility of...
271
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Daddy's home.
272
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- Uh,Barney,uh,where did you get this baby?
- Please.
273
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- Did you adopt it?
- Please.
274
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Do you have a baby guy?
275
00:14:19,070 --> 00:14:22,160
Did Guy the guy guy get you a baby guy?
276
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Ted,we should get going.
277
00:14:23,590 --> 00:14:25,800
No,no,no. I'm not
going anywhere with you.
278
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For all I know,I could be
aiding and abetting a kidnapping.
279
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Bro-daddy's not mad. He's
just being a wittle loud.
280
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He wuvs you! Yes,he does!
281
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- This is insane!
- You'll feel better outside. Come on.
282
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- No,I can't. -
Yeah. Na-na-na.
283
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But then we went outside.
284
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Oh,my goodness. What a beautiful baby.
285
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Thank you. By the way,my
friend and I,we're not a couple.
286
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We are two straight guys who are single
and we have a baby. Just so you know.
287
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Look at this sweet girl.
288
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Hi. I was just telling this
first girl,my friend and I,
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both straight,both
available,and we have a baby.
290
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Oh,who is this little angel?
291
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Okay,real quick: me and
him,not gay,single,have a baby.
292
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We should look into having a sign made.
293
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Kids,again,we were going
through a difficult time.
294
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But this part was kind of fun.
295
00:15:13,920 --> 00:15:15,090
So cute!
296
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- This is awesome.
- Right?
297
00:15:20,510 --> 00:15:22,270
Robin,come out and talk to us.
298
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I'm not coming out of this bathroom
until everyone stops acting crazy!
299
00:15:26,310 --> 00:15:28,430
No one is being crazy.
300
00:15:28,430 --> 00:15:30,800
Again,for the purposes of this story...
301
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Ted and I have a baby. Crazy!
302
00:15:35,420 --> 00:15:36,840
What the hell is that?
303
00:15:36,840 --> 00:15:41,510
- Guys,this is Hurricane
Stinson-Mosby. - Mosby-Stinson.
304
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You named your baby
Hurricane? That is...
305
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ultimately inconsiderate to the
child who has to live with that name.
306
00:15:50,570 --> 00:15:52,800
Okay,how the hell does
Barney have a baby?
307
00:15:52,800 --> 00:15:56,270
No idea. Super confused. I'm finding
it best to just sort of go with it.
308
00:15:56,270 --> 00:15:58,870
She's super cute,though,right?
309
00:15:59,550 --> 00:16:04,480
Wait a minute. Oh,guh!
Hurricane dookied in her drawers.
310
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Ha-ha! Poopy pants!
311
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She needs a new diaper.
312
00:16:10,280 --> 00:16:13,310
- Right. Where do you keep your diapers?
- We don't have any.
313
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You don't... Wow. Okay.
314
00:16:16,330 --> 00:16:18,720
I guess I'll go buy some.
315
00:16:18,720 --> 00:16:20,460
You're gonna be a mom and
you don't have any diapers?
316
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Lord,watch over that child.
317
00:16:24,410 --> 00:16:27,430
- Uh,okay.
- Come here,you.
318
00:16:27,430 --> 00:16:32,160
So,there was talk of a cheese plate?
319
00:16:42,900 --> 00:16:45,920
- Cheese?
- Thanks.
320
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If you don't mind me asking...
321
00:16:51,310 --> 00:16:53,500
what-what is this all about?
322
00:16:53,500 --> 00:16:57,180
I mean,you are one of the
most strong,independent,
323
00:16:57,180 --> 00:17:01,560
non-locking-themselves-in-
a-bathroom-on-Thanksgiving people I know.
324
00:17:01,900 --> 00:17:05,400
Why-why are you so
upset about us moving?
325
00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:08,720
Maybe I just need you
guys more than you think.
326
00:17:09,280 --> 00:17:13,200
Is this about more than us moving?
327
00:17:13,730 --> 00:17:15,230
This is good cheese.
328
00:17:17,110 --> 00:17:20,230
- Robin?
- Yeah?
329
00:17:20,230 --> 00:17:22,610
Do you think I should've
become a Ghostbuster?
330
00:17:22,610 --> 00:17:24,930
I think you made the right call,buddy.
331
00:17:26,030 --> 00:17:29,450
Okay,Ted,I'm not gonna ask
you where Barney got this baby.
332
00:17:29,450 --> 00:17:31,860
But do you have any idea why?
333
00:17:31,860 --> 00:17:34,430
Well,a few nights ago,we were talking...
334
00:17:34,430 --> 00:17:38,760
you know,"We hate girls,we wish
we were gay," just guy stuff.
335
00:17:38,760 --> 00:17:43,920
And we kind of sort of
decided to... adopt a baby.
336
00:17:43,920 --> 00:17:46,630
- Yeah,that's crazy.
- I know.
337
00:17:46,630 --> 00:17:48,630
- Is it,though?
- Yes.
338
00:17:48,630 --> 00:17:51,670
- I know. But is it,though?
- Yes.
339
00:17:51,670 --> 00:17:53,570
Well,so what if it's crazy?
340
00:17:53,570 --> 00:17:56,210
I've been ready to meet someone to
start a family with for a long time now,
341
00:17:56,210 --> 00:17:57,620
and I keep not meeting her.
342
00:17:57,620 --> 00:18:00,720
Barney is one of my best friends
in the world,we rarely fight,
343
00:18:00,720 --> 00:18:04,500
and once we iron out the whole pet
cobra thing,we will be amazing dads.
344
00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:06,310
Why shouldn't we try this?
345
00:18:06,310 --> 00:18:09,850
- When's the last time you fed her?
- She had some root beer on the train.
346
00:18:09,850 --> 00:18:13,700
Oh,Ted. And I'm sorry,but you
cannot call a baby Hurricane.
347
00:18:13,700 --> 00:18:15,840
Actually,her name is Sadie.
348
00:18:15,840 --> 00:18:18,010
James,what are you doing here?
349
00:18:18,010 --> 00:18:20,940
Did Barney not tell you that
we were coming for Thanksgiving?
350
00:18:20,940 --> 00:18:22,160
Uh,no.
351
00:18:22,160 --> 00:18:24,440
Then he probably also did not tell you
352
00:18:24,440 --> 00:18:27,120
that he was babysitting
our new daughter.
353
00:18:27,120 --> 00:18:31,970
This is your daughter? Oh,thank
God. And congratulations.
354
00:18:31,970 --> 00:18:34,410
Thanks. Come here.
355
00:18:36,160 --> 00:18:39,680
I guess this is
good-bye,Hurri... Sadie.
356
00:18:39,990 --> 00:18:42,640
Your name is Hurricane.
Don't ever forget it.
357
00:18:43,810 --> 00:18:46,720
- Go with him. Go on.
- Come here. That a girl.
358
00:18:47,240 --> 00:18:52,490
Hey,Ted,I overheard your
little speech. It's not crazy.
359
00:18:52,490 --> 00:18:56,560
About ten years ago,my best friend
and I nearly did the same thing.
360
00:18:56,560 --> 00:19:00,670
She was single,I was
single,we both wanted a family.
361
00:19:00,670 --> 00:19:03,950
It made sense. But now?
362
00:19:03,950 --> 00:19:08,140
Every day,we thank our lucky
stars that we didn't do it.
363
00:19:08,140 --> 00:19:12,750
'Cause what she found with her
husband and what I found with mine--
364
00:19:12,750 --> 00:19:14,790
it was worth the wait.
365
00:19:16,010 --> 00:19:20,040
- Hurricane's a cool name.
- Isn't it,Tom?
366
00:19:20,900 --> 00:19:23,400
The pet store was closer,so I
just got her some wee-wee pads.
367
00:19:23,400 --> 00:19:27,460
Oh,I also got this. It's beef-flavored
and it's good for her teeth.
368
00:19:27,850 --> 00:19:30,780
James! Tom! Hey!
369
00:19:30,780 --> 00:19:35,310
Lily... did you get the
e-mail that I sent you
370
00:19:35,310 --> 00:19:38,150
about inviting James
and Tom to Thanksgiving?
371
00:19:38,150 --> 00:19:41,650
I sent it to your CompuServe.
That's your main one,right?
372
00:19:41,650 --> 00:19:43,900
- Happy Thanksgiving,bro.
- Thanks.
373
00:19:46,750 --> 00:19:48,690
Let's go sit down.
374
00:19:50,900 --> 00:19:53,920
All right,you got me.
James is my baby guy.
375
00:19:53,920 --> 00:19:57,390
But these past three
hours-- magical,right?
376
00:19:57,390 --> 00:20:00,070
We can do this! Say we can do this.
377
00:20:00,070 --> 00:20:03,180
We can't do this. Sorry,dude.
378
00:20:03,180 --> 00:20:05,520
We got to wait for the real thing...
379
00:20:05,520 --> 00:20:07,970
no matter how tough it gets.
380
00:20:10,790 --> 00:20:12,530
It gets pretty tough.
381
00:20:12,530 --> 00:20:14,640
I know it does,buddy.
382
00:20:17,420 --> 00:20:19,780
I have some time before dinner,right? I'm
going to go... I'm gonna take a little walk.
383
00:20:19,780 --> 00:20:21,500
All right. All right.
384
00:20:24,940 --> 00:20:26,300
God.
385
00:20:42,630 --> 00:20:45,600
- Are we still friends?
- Hope so.
386
00:20:47,630 --> 00:20:53,370
Good. 'Cause get this.
Ted almost adopted a baby.
387
00:20:53,370 --> 00:20:56,900
Crazy,right? Poor guy's
going through some stuff.
388
00:20:56,900 --> 00:20:59,370
He actually tried to rope me into it.
389
00:20:59,370 --> 00:21:02,940
Can you imagine me being someone's dad?
390
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I'm pregnant.
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