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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,411 --> 00:00:04,981 In the fall of 2011,Lily and Marshall received a surprising gift 2 00:00:04,981 --> 00:00:06,531 from Lily's grandparents: 3 00:00:06,531 --> 00:00:08,131 their house in Long Island. 4 00:00:08,131 --> 00:00:12,011 Lily and Marshall decided to sell it for one simple reason. 5 00:00:12,011 --> 00:00:13,271 It's Long Island. 6 00:00:13,271 --> 00:00:15,951 I don't want to spend my Saturday in Long Island. 7 00:00:15,951 --> 00:00:19,001 I know,babe,but the realtor staged the place with fake furniture 8 00:00:19,001 --> 00:00:21,111 and she wants us to check it out before the open house. 9 00:00:21,111 --> 00:00:24,791 All right. Can we at least do it on the fake bed? 10 00:00:24,791 --> 00:00:27,071 I'm embarrassed that you have to ask. 11 00:00:27,851 --> 00:00:31,701 So,they headed out to Long Island,and when they walked in the door... 12 00:00:32,261 --> 00:00:34,291 We'll take it! 13 00:00:34,291 --> 00:00:37,411 We-We can't take it. We're the ones selling it. 14 00:00:37,411 --> 00:00:39,561 We are selling it,right? 15 00:00:39,561 --> 00:00:41,931 Baby,your grandparents gave you this house outright. 16 00:00:41,931 --> 00:00:43,581 So,the way I see it,we have five options. 17 00:00:43,581 --> 00:00:47,061 One: sell it. Two: year-round haunted house. 18 00:00:47,061 --> 00:00:51,081 Three: giant fence around the perimeter,chimp sanctuary. 19 00:00:51,081 --> 00:00:52,721 There's already a tire swing in the backyard. 20 00:00:52,721 --> 00:00:56,541 Four: we destroy it with sledgehammers. I like four. 21 00:00:56,541 --> 00:01:02,241 Or five: we move in,raise our children and make this our family home. 22 00:01:02,241 --> 00:01:04,171 Till they graduate. 23 00:01:04,171 --> 00:01:07,311 Then we destroy it with sledgehammers. 24 00:01:07,311 --> 00:01:08,951 As a family. 25 00:01:10,101 --> 00:01:11,671 No,this is crazy! 26 00:01:11,671 --> 00:01:16,111 We are New York people. We have a big,beautiful apartment that we love. 27 00:01:16,111 --> 00:01:17,111 You're right. 28 00:01:17,111 --> 00:01:19,671 But something happened to Lily and Marshall that day. 29 00:01:19,671 --> 00:01:21,281 Something that happens to all New Yorkers 30 00:01:21,281 --> 00:01:24,761 who return home from anywhere other than New York. 31 00:01:25,501 --> 00:01:27,441 Their big,lovely apartment... 32 00:01:28,001 --> 00:01:29,861 That's weird. 33 00:01:30,451 --> 00:01:32,121 ...shrank. 34 00:01:42,751 --> 00:01:45,801 Okay,after Thanksgiving,I'm cutting out carbs. 35 00:01:46,381 --> 00:01:50,341 -=http://bbs.sfile2012.com=- -=http://ytet.org=- Proudly Presents 36 00:01:50,341 --> 00:01:55,761 -=http://bbs.sfile2012.com=- -=http://ytet.org=- Sync: ¿¨»Ò 37 00:01:55,761 --> 00:01:59,561 How.I.Met.Your.Mother S07E11 38 00:02:02,239 --> 00:02:05,129 {\a6}the*** 39 00:02:01,839 --> 00:02:04,749 Now,kids,it had been a rough couple weeks for Barney. 40 00:02:04,789 --> 00:02:07,289 First,he cheated on his girlfriend with Robin, 41 00:02:07,289 --> 00:02:09,609 then he broke up with his girlfriend for Robin, 42 00:02:09,609 --> 00:02:11,859 then Robin chose Kevin over him. 43 00:02:11,859 --> 00:02:14,029 So he was kind of in a bad place. 44 00:02:14,029 --> 00:02:16,049 Hey. You all right? 45 00:02:16,049 --> 00:02:20,419 Why wouldn't I be all right? Barney's single again! It's what America's been clamoring for. 46 00:02:20,419 --> 00:02:22,389 You just went through a break-up. 47 00:02:22,389 --> 00:02:24,149 That's usually when people do something crazy. 48 00:02:24,149 --> 00:02:27,209 If you were a girl,you'd have cut bangs and be dating you by now. 49 00:02:27,509 --> 00:02:29,639 Just promise me you won't do something crazy. 50 00:02:29,639 --> 00:02:31,909 I promise I won't do something crazy. 51 00:02:31,909 --> 00:02:34,339 Don't worry,he's gonna do something crazy. 52 00:02:34,339 --> 00:02:38,829 In fact,I think I'm done with girls. I'm not sure I even like them anymore. 53 00:02:38,829 --> 00:02:40,449 Based on all the stuff you've done to them over the years, 54 00:02:40,449 --> 00:02:42,279 I'm not sure you ever liked them. 55 00:02:42,279 --> 00:02:43,699 I'm serious. 56 00:02:43,699 --> 00:02:46,859 Come on,you love girls. If anyone should be done with girls,it's me. 57 00:02:46,859 --> 00:02:50,639 Look at the year I've had. Zoey,Victoria,the Slutty Pumpkin. 58 00:02:50,639 --> 00:02:52,909 Now I'm worried you're gonna do something crazy. 59 00:02:52,909 --> 00:02:54,909 I'm not gonna do something crazy. 60 00:02:54,909 --> 00:02:57,499 And yes,I'm gonna do something crazy,too. 61 00:02:58,949 --> 00:03:01,959 But girls,man. Girls. 62 00:03:01,959 --> 00:03:04,489 - You know what would kick ass? - Being gay? 63 00:03:04,489 --> 00:03:08,639 - Being gay would kick ass! - Word. Guys understand each other. 64 00:03:08,639 --> 00:03:10,339 Imagine a relationship where, 65 00:03:10,339 --> 00:03:12,319 instead of talking about feelings all the time, 66 00:03:12,319 --> 00:03:14,659 you just play some Madden,eat a pizza, 67 00:03:14,659 --> 00:03:18,099 give each other a happy,roll over and have some cuddle-free shut-eye. 68 00:03:18,099 --> 00:03:22,839 Bro,for what it's worth,if we were both gay,you'd be my first call. 69 00:03:22,839 --> 00:03:25,229 Would you mind calling Marshall and telling him that? 'Cause he thinks... 70 00:03:25,229 --> 00:03:29,609 No,this is only in a scenario where just you and I are gay,not Marshall. 71 00:03:29,609 --> 00:03:33,229 But if all three of us were gay,you'd pick me over Marshall,right? 72 00:03:33,229 --> 00:03:34,949 If all three of us were gay? 73 00:03:34,949 --> 00:03:38,619 Girlfriend,we would all three of us have some fun. 74 00:03:38,619 --> 00:03:41,339 Damn right we would. 75 00:03:43,849 --> 00:03:47,729 - We're not gay. - Nope. Stuck with girls. 76 00:03:47,729 --> 00:03:51,539 I wish men could have children on their own,like sea horses. 77 00:03:51,539 --> 00:03:52,709 Are you saying what I think you're saying? 78 00:03:52,709 --> 00:03:55,359 They have a little pouch. They should be called sea kangaroos. 79 00:03:55,359 --> 00:03:58,349 No,y-you want kids? 80 00:03:58,349 --> 00:04:04,589 Maybe I've kind of lately been thinking about the whole wife and kids thing. 81 00:04:04,589 --> 00:04:06,629 Just minus the wife. 82 00:04:06,629 --> 00:04:10,439 You could always go it alone. Like Mr. Drummond on Diff'rent Strokes. 83 00:04:10,439 --> 00:04:12,109 Yeah,but that was the '80s, 84 00:04:12,109 --> 00:04:15,039 when you could just swing by any inner-city playground in your limo 85 00:04:15,039 --> 00:04:16,219 and scoop up some kids. 86 00:04:16,219 --> 00:04:18,199 Mmm. Simpler times. 87 00:04:18,299 --> 00:04:20,639 I guess it's better to have someone in it with you anyway,you know? 88 00:04:20,639 --> 00:04:21,739 Lifetime partnership. 89 00:04:21,739 --> 00:04:25,499 The only partnership in my life that has stood the test of time is this one. 90 00:04:25,499 --> 00:04:28,699 The sacred bond of man and bro. 91 00:04:28,699 --> 00:04:31,089 Maybe we should start a family together. 92 00:04:35,569 --> 00:04:38,269 Are you kidding? This place is huge. 93 00:04:38,269 --> 00:04:41,159 I mean,look,I can dance all crazy in here. 94 00:04:44,209 --> 00:04:49,329 Listen,um,Robin,are you okay with us all doing Thanksgiving out in East Meadow? 95 00:04:49,329 --> 00:04:50,809 Uh,yeah,I guess that'd be nice. 96 00:04:50,809 --> 00:04:54,229 Oh,great! And then after Thanksgiving,Lily and I were thinking 97 00:04:54,229 --> 00:04:56,199 that we would just stay at the house 98 00:04:56,199 --> 00:05:00,289 until,you know... we die. 99 00:05:00,289 --> 00:05:05,449 What? No! You can't move to Long Island! 100 00:05:05,449 --> 00:05:07,589 But this house is so nice. 101 00:05:07,589 --> 00:05:09,969 It's big,and it's clean, 102 00:05:09,969 --> 00:05:13,809 and if there's cockroaches,they respect us enough to sneak around. 103 00:05:13,809 --> 00:05:17,419 Listen to yourself. This is Pregnancy Brain all over again. 104 00:05:17,419 --> 00:05:22,529 No,I'm done with Pregnancy Brain. I've moved on to weird pregnancy sex dreams. 105 00:05:23,359 --> 00:05:25,529 Officer. 106 00:05:25,529 --> 00:05:28,479 You know. You know. 107 00:05:28,479 --> 00:05:29,769 I'm-I'm just saying, 108 00:05:29,769 --> 00:05:33,769 you're not in the right mind to be making this decision right now. 109 00:05:33,769 --> 00:05:35,239 You know what? Robin's right. 110 00:05:35,239 --> 00:05:38,389 We are in no state of mind to make this kind of decision. 111 00:05:38,389 --> 00:05:40,849 Thank you. And now you're stepping off the crazy bus. 112 00:05:40,849 --> 00:05:42,579 We let the universe decide. 113 00:05:42,579 --> 00:05:44,119 And now you're back on board. 114 00:05:44,119 --> 00:05:45,929 You hear that,Universe? 115 00:05:45,929 --> 00:05:50,629 If you send us a sign in the next... 24 hours, 116 00:05:50,629 --> 00:05:54,839 then we're moving to Long Island! Okay? Go. 117 00:05:54,839 --> 00:05:57,959 Hey,guys,for the last time,this place is enormous-- 118 00:05:58,739 --> 00:06:01,549 Geez,how many lamps do you have? 119 00:06:01,909 --> 00:06:03,179 It's genius! 120 00:06:03,179 --> 00:06:05,859 Instead of throwing away your life marrying some girl, 121 00:06:05,859 --> 00:06:08,589 you just go splitsies on a kid with your best bro! 122 00:06:08,589 --> 00:06:11,869 I wouldn't have to choose between dating and having a family. 123 00:06:11,869 --> 00:06:14,349 Hell,I could bring the kids on dates! 124 00:06:14,349 --> 00:06:17,039 And a broken home? Um,what's that? 125 00:06:17,039 --> 00:06:19,609 Our kids will never know,'cause we're never gonna split up! 126 00:06:19,609 --> 00:06:20,639 Why would we? 127 00:06:20,639 --> 00:06:24,229 I mean,sure,when your wife walks in on you banging a hot flight attendant, you get a divorce. 128 00:06:24,229 --> 00:06:27,119 But when your bro-parent walks in on you banging a hot flight attendant... 129 00:06:27,119 --> 00:06:29,819 You get five of these bad boys,right up high! 130 00:06:30,369 --> 00:06:33,049 And you totally join in,right?! 131 00:06:33,049 --> 00:06:34,549 - Oh,no,there's the line. - That's the line. 132 00:06:34,549 --> 00:06:36,579 We found the line. It's good we know where it is. 133 00:06:36,579 --> 00:06:37,839 Hey,guys. 134 00:06:39,479 --> 00:06:41,089 We have an announcement. 135 00:06:41,089 --> 00:06:42,809 So what you're saying is, 136 00:06:42,809 --> 00:06:44,799 if you're meant to move to Long Island, 137 00:06:44,799 --> 00:06:48,019 some sign from the universe will magically appear at your doorstep? 138 00:06:48,019 --> 00:06:51,219 Now,kids,I don't think there was a knock on the door at that exact moment, 139 00:06:51,219 --> 00:06:53,479 but for the purposes of this story... 140 00:06:56,309 --> 00:07:00,559 Hi,I'm Clive. I live upstairs from you. Is this your sign? 141 00:06:59,049 --> 00:07:01,099 {\a6}house*** 142 00:07:01,369 --> 00:07:05,519 I don't know,Clive. Is it? 143 00:07:05,519 --> 00:07:07,449 Oh,did we leave that outside? 144 00:07:07,449 --> 00:07:10,249 Yeah,we're selling our house in Long Island. 145 00:07:10,249 --> 00:07:14,079 Oh. Too bad you're not selling this place. I'd love to turn mine into a duplex. 146 00:07:14,079 --> 00:07:18,339 And I'd give you a really good price for it,because I am so rich. 147 00:07:19,319 --> 00:07:22,299 - He did not say that. - His shoes did. 148 00:07:22,299 --> 00:07:27,209 Okay,the point is,we got the sign. We're moving to East Meadow. 149 00:07:27,209 --> 00:07:28,609 Let's get some champagne. 150 00:07:28,609 --> 00:07:32,609 And just like that, Lily and Marshall were beginning a new chapter in their lives. 151 00:07:32,609 --> 00:07:34,639 Which meant only one thing for us... 152 00:07:34,639 --> 00:07:38,549 - We're having a baby! - Bro-parents activate! 153 00:07:43,920 --> 00:07:45,770 - Hey,let's talk baby names! - Barney... 154 00:07:45,770 --> 00:07:47,610 Oh,my God! That was my first choice,too. 155 00:07:47,610 --> 00:07:51,180 No,listen. You and I are drunk. 156 00:07:51,180 --> 00:07:55,220 Which means there's a chance that adopting a baby-- 157 00:07:55,220 --> 00:07:59,000 no matter how cute he is in my head with his little cowboy outfit on 158 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:03,560 and he's riding our dog like a horse and we also have a dog, purebred Golden, 159 00:08:03,560 --> 00:08:07,580 but it's okay,she's a rescue-- might not be a good idea. 160 00:08:07,580 --> 00:08:08,990 You're right. 161 00:08:09,540 --> 00:08:14,610 So let's go home,take some aspirin,drink lots of water, 162 00:08:14,610 --> 00:08:18,170 and then see if it's still a good idea tomorrow. 163 00:08:18,170 --> 00:08:21,210 - It's still a good idea! - It's totally still a good idea! 164 00:08:21,210 --> 00:08:23,280 We're having a baby! 165 00:08:24,320 --> 00:08:26,650 Kids,I cannot stress this enough: 166 00:08:26,650 --> 00:08:29,070 Barney and I were going through a tough time. 167 00:08:29,790 --> 00:08:31,950 You're not leaving,and that's final. 168 00:08:31,950 --> 00:08:35,320 Look what I bought at 4:00 a.m. in New York City. 169 00:08:35,320 --> 00:08:40,090 A bootleg VHS of a very,very popular Korean movie, 170 00:08:40,090 --> 00:08:42,820 this genuine Lenny Vintone purse 171 00:08:42,820 --> 00:08:46,150 and the number of a man who can get me a kidney. 172 00:08:46,150 --> 00:08:48,190 Do that on Long Island. 173 00:08:48,610 --> 00:08:51,620 Look,Robin,we appreciate that you want us to stay in the city, 174 00:08:51,620 --> 00:08:55,230 but this is what we want. I mean,you understand,right? 175 00:08:56,500 --> 00:08:57,540 No. 176 00:08:57,540 --> 00:08:59,790 Here are a few fun facts about Long Island. 177 00:09:00,900 --> 00:09:03,930 Number one: it's Brooklyn's fart trail. 178 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:08,880 So Barney and I-- and again,going through a tough time,can't stress that enough-- 179 00:09:08,880 --> 00:09:12,720 found an adoption agency Web site and filled out their online application. 180 00:09:12,720 --> 00:09:17,630 Name: Barney Stinson. Ted Mosby. 181 00:09:17,630 --> 00:09:20,460 - Address... - Oh,put my address in Westchester. 182 00:09:20,460 --> 00:09:22,680 They'll want to see we'll be raising this child in a good environment. 183 00:09:22,680 --> 00:09:24,080 You know,the suburbs. 184 00:09:24,080 --> 00:09:28,240 - What? No. All my guys are here. - Your guys? 185 00:09:28,240 --> 00:09:31,030 Yeah. You know how I got a guy for everything? Well,they're all in New York. 186 00:09:31,030 --> 00:09:33,420 My suit guy,my shoe guy,my ticket guy,my club guy. 187 00:09:33,420 --> 00:09:36,310 And if I don't have a guy for something, then I have a guy guy to get me a guy. 188 00:09:36,310 --> 00:09:38,540 And oddly enough,his name is Guy. 189 00:09:38,540 --> 00:09:40,380 Okay,fine. How about this? 190 00:09:40,380 --> 00:09:41,970 We stay in the city during the week, 191 00:09:41,970 --> 00:09:44,390 then on the weekend,country house in the burbs! 192 00:09:44,390 --> 00:09:47,710 - This is why bro-parenting works! - Totally! 193 00:09:47,710 --> 00:09:52,580 And with your salary plus my salary,we can totally afford two places. 194 00:09:54,810 --> 00:09:55,860 What? 195 00:09:55,860 --> 00:10:00,670 So... uh,you're gonna keep your job? 196 00:10:01,170 --> 00:10:03,270 Robin,this discussion is closed. 197 00:10:03,270 --> 00:10:05,800 The universe told us to do it,so we're doing it. 198 00:10:05,800 --> 00:10:09,040 Well,the universe gets it wrong sometimes. 199 00:10:09,040 --> 00:10:10,790 Remember when Marshall was trying to decide 200 00:10:10,790 --> 00:10:14,150 between becoming an environmental lawyer and working at a bank? 201 00:10:14,150 --> 00:10:15,670 That's a funny story. 202 00:10:15,670 --> 00:10:17,890 Marshall was fed up with his job at GNB 203 00:10:17,890 --> 00:10:19,770 and was thinking about leaving it all behind, 204 00:10:19,770 --> 00:10:22,640 so he and Lily agreed he should wait for a sign from the universe 205 00:10:22,640 --> 00:10:23,940 to tell him what to do. 206 00:10:23,940 --> 00:10:25,370 Then one day... 207 00:10:32,190 --> 00:10:33,940 for*** 208 00:10:33,940 --> 00:10:36,240 Of course. It's so clear. 209 00:10:36,240 --> 00:10:40,190 It's been right there all along. I have to call Lily. 210 00:10:41,080 --> 00:10:45,320 Excuse me. Excuse me,sir. I'm sorry,but,um,can I please borrow your... 211 00:10:45,850 --> 00:10:48,010 - Ernie Hudson? - Yes. 212 00:10:48,470 --> 00:10:50,660 Can I borrow your phone? 213 00:10:51,030 --> 00:10:52,870 Who you gonna call? 214 00:10:54,290 --> 00:10:56,490 And did Marshall become a Ghostbuster? 215 00:10:56,490 --> 00:10:58,580 That firehouse is still for sale. 216 00:10:58,580 --> 00:11:01,230 Even Ernie Hudson begged you not to go through with that. 217 00:11:01,230 --> 00:11:03,030 Ernie Hudson is a coward! 218 00:11:04,380 --> 00:11:06,890 Of course I'm gonna keep my job. Why wouldn't I keep my job? 219 00:11:06,890 --> 00:11:12,600 Well,I mean,this whole architecture thing... isn't it more of a hobby? 220 00:11:12,600 --> 00:11:13,750 Excuse me? 221 00:11:13,750 --> 00:11:16,590 And now we're fighting. You know what? Forget I said anything. 222 00:11:16,590 --> 00:11:19,670 No! No,no,no. We're having this discussion. 223 00:11:19,670 --> 00:11:22,810 Architecture is my life's work. Why don't you quit your job? 224 00:11:22,810 --> 00:11:24,910 I don't even know what it is you do for a living. 225 00:11:24,910 --> 00:11:26,970 "What it is I do for a living?" 226 00:11:26,970 --> 00:11:30,080 I work,Ted,14 hours a day 227 00:11:30,080 --> 00:11:34,320 so that our baby can have food and clothes and a nice house, 228 00:11:34,320 --> 00:11:37,700 while you sit around doodling pictures of buildings. 229 00:11:37,700 --> 00:11:38,910 That's "what it is I do. 230 00:11:38,910 --> 00:11:40,970 " You know what? Screw this. I'm gonna go to the bar. 231 00:11:40,970 --> 00:11:44,320 Yeah,right,right,'cause the answer's always at the bottom of a bottle! 232 00:11:44,320 --> 00:11:46,750 Wait,wait,wait! Hold it! 233 00:11:46,750 --> 00:11:49,530 - Brainstorm. - Brainstorm. 234 00:11:49,590 --> 00:11:52,040 Nobody quits their job. 235 00:11:52,490 --> 00:11:54,430 - We get a nanny - Dibs on the nanny. 236 00:11:54,430 --> 00:11:55,980 No. No banging the nanny. 237 00:11:55,980 --> 00:11:59,370 Ted,please don not dig in on this whole no-banging-the-nanny policy. 238 00:11:59,370 --> 00:12:03,160 Okay,fine. We'll get two nannies. One for banging,one for childcare. 239 00:12:03,160 --> 00:12:05,130 Slash banging. Dibs on both nannies! 240 00:12:05,130 --> 00:12:08,650 Just think of it,Ted,you and me,living together, 241 00:12:08,650 --> 00:12:12,070 - with our kid,my two hot nannies,our pet cobra... - What? 242 00:12:12,070 --> 00:12:15,070 A kid needs a pet cobra,Ted. Don't be a pill about this. 243 00:12:15,070 --> 00:12:17,470 And we'll have amazing weeklong parties, 244 00:12:17,470 --> 00:12:20,300 and there'll be swords and ninja stars lying around. 245 00:12:20,300 --> 00:12:21,850 That's when I realized: 246 00:12:21,850 --> 00:12:24,970 adopting a baby with a friend? Crazy. 247 00:12:24,970 --> 00:12:28,770 Adopting a baby with Barney? Freaking nuts. 248 00:12:28,770 --> 00:12:31,630 - I can't adopt a baby with you,Barney. - Why not? 249 00:12:31,630 --> 00:12:34,960 Because we don't even have one yet and you're already a terrible father. 250 00:12:34,960 --> 00:12:37,790 Oh,I get it. 251 00:12:37,790 --> 00:12:41,080 You want one of the nannies. Well,you can't have 'em! They're mine! 252 00:12:41,080 --> 00:12:43,830 So you're just gonna have to get yourself a third nanny. 253 00:12:43,830 --> 00:12:46,660 Except dibs on the third nanny! Good day! 254 00:12:48,200 --> 00:12:50,050 Which brings us to Thanksgiving. 255 00:12:50,050 --> 00:12:54,040 Marshall,Lily and Robin were heading out to Long Island early to get ready. 256 00:13:01,440 --> 00:13:03,700 Okay,how is this even possible?! 257 00:13:03,960 --> 00:13:06,060 'Cause how did we even get it in here?! 258 00:13:08,170 --> 00:13:11,190 Okay,I change my mind. I want an epidural. 259 00:13:11,450 --> 00:13:15,680 You guys are crazy. This place is enormous. 260 00:13:15,680 --> 00:13:20,590 I mean,look arou... Have you never heard of overhead lighting? ! 261 00:13:24,400 --> 00:13:28,390 You're right. I get it. This place is great. 262 00:13:30,070 --> 00:13:33,550 - Um,excuse me. Where is the restroom? - Oh. Right there. 263 00:13:33,550 --> 00:13:37,060 Oh,good,great. I'm just gonna go in there and... 264 00:13:37,060 --> 00:13:40,210 not come out until you promise never to move away! 265 00:13:42,590 --> 00:13:44,660 It's a good thing we have three bathrooms. 266 00:13:46,040 --> 00:13:47,080 Hey,Barney. 267 00:13:47,080 --> 00:13:51,100 Uh,listen,sorry about the other day when I said you'd be a terrible father. 268 00:13:51,100 --> 00:13:54,990 You had no reason to think otherwise. Totally understandable. I'm not mad. 269 00:13:54,990 --> 00:13:58,250 Thanks. And,uh,let's be honest,we were both acting a little crazy. 270 00:13:58,250 --> 00:14:01,310 I don't think either of us is truly ready for the responsibility of... 271 00:14:02,480 --> 00:14:04,400 Daddy's home. 272 00:14:09,490 --> 00:14:14,130 - Uh,Barney,uh,where did you get this baby? - Please. 273 00:14:14,130 --> 00:14:17,090 - Did you adopt it? - Please. 274 00:14:17,090 --> 00:14:19,070 Do you have a baby guy? 275 00:14:19,070 --> 00:14:22,160 Did Guy the guy guy get you a baby guy? 276 00:14:22,160 --> 00:14:23,590 Ted,we should get going. 277 00:14:23,590 --> 00:14:25,800 No,no,no. I'm not going anywhere with you. 278 00:14:25,800 --> 00:14:28,390 For all I know,I could be aiding and abetting a kidnapping. 279 00:14:29,180 --> 00:14:32,520 Bro-daddy's not mad. He's just being a wittle loud. 280 00:14:32,520 --> 00:14:34,860 He wuvs you! Yes,he does! 281 00:14:34,860 --> 00:14:37,740 - This is insane! - You'll feel better outside. Come on. 282 00:14:37,740 --> 00:14:40,830 - No,I can't. - Yeah. Na-na-na. 283 00:14:41,140 --> 00:14:44,010 But then we went outside. 284 00:14:44,010 --> 00:14:47,440 Oh,my goodness. What a beautiful baby. 285 00:14:47,440 --> 00:14:49,740 Thank you. By the way,my friend and I,we're not a couple. 286 00:14:49,740 --> 00:14:53,590 We are two straight guys who are single and we have a baby. Just so you know. 287 00:14:53,590 --> 00:14:55,900 Look at this sweet girl. 288 00:14:55,900 --> 00:14:58,480 Hi. I was just telling this first girl,my friend and I, 289 00:14:58,480 --> 00:15:01,440 both straight,both available,and we have a baby. 290 00:15:01,440 --> 00:15:03,310 Oh,who is this little angel? 291 00:15:03,310 --> 00:15:05,610 Okay,real quick: me and him,not gay,single,have a baby. 292 00:15:05,610 --> 00:15:07,780 We should look into having a sign made. 293 00:15:07,780 --> 00:15:10,130 Kids,again,we were going through a difficult time. 294 00:15:10,130 --> 00:15:12,260 But this part was kind of fun. 295 00:15:13,920 --> 00:15:15,090 So cute! 296 00:15:16,450 --> 00:15:19,630 - This is awesome. - Right? 297 00:15:20,510 --> 00:15:22,270 Robin,come out and talk to us. 298 00:15:22,270 --> 00:15:26,310 I'm not coming out of this bathroom until everyone stops acting crazy! 299 00:15:26,310 --> 00:15:28,430 No one is being crazy. 300 00:15:28,430 --> 00:15:30,800 Again,for the purposes of this story... 301 00:15:31,530 --> 00:15:35,420 Ted and I have a baby. Crazy! 302 00:15:35,420 --> 00:15:36,840 What the hell is that? 303 00:15:36,840 --> 00:15:41,510 - Guys,this is Hurricane Stinson-Mosby. - Mosby-Stinson. 304 00:15:41,510 --> 00:15:45,270 You named your baby Hurricane? That is... 305 00:15:45,270 --> 00:15:50,570 ultimately inconsiderate to the child who has to live with that name. 306 00:15:50,570 --> 00:15:52,800 Okay,how the hell does Barney have a baby? 307 00:15:52,800 --> 00:15:56,270 No idea. Super confused. I'm finding it best to just sort of go with it. 308 00:15:56,270 --> 00:15:58,870 She's super cute,though,right? 309 00:15:59,550 --> 00:16:04,480 Wait a minute. Oh,guh! Hurricane dookied in her drawers. 310 00:16:04,480 --> 00:16:08,540 Ha-ha! Poopy pants! 311 00:16:08,540 --> 00:16:10,280 She needs a new diaper. 312 00:16:10,280 --> 00:16:13,310 - Right. Where do you keep your diapers? - We don't have any. 313 00:16:13,310 --> 00:16:16,330 You don't... Wow. Okay. 314 00:16:16,330 --> 00:16:18,720 I guess I'll go buy some. 315 00:16:18,720 --> 00:16:20,460 You're gonna be a mom and you don't have any diapers? 316 00:16:20,460 --> 00:16:23,120 Lord,watch over that child. 317 00:16:24,410 --> 00:16:27,430 - Uh,okay. - Come here,you. 318 00:16:27,430 --> 00:16:32,160 So,there was talk of a cheese plate? 319 00:16:42,900 --> 00:16:45,920 - Cheese? - Thanks. 320 00:16:49,290 --> 00:16:51,310 If you don't mind me asking... 321 00:16:51,310 --> 00:16:53,500 what-what is this all about? 322 00:16:53,500 --> 00:16:57,180 I mean,you are one of the most strong,independent, 323 00:16:57,180 --> 00:17:01,560 non-locking-themselves-in- a-bathroom-on-Thanksgiving people I know. 324 00:17:01,900 --> 00:17:05,400 Why-why are you so upset about us moving? 325 00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:08,720 Maybe I just need you guys more than you think. 326 00:17:09,280 --> 00:17:13,200 Is this about more than us moving? 327 00:17:13,730 --> 00:17:15,230 This is good cheese. 328 00:17:17,110 --> 00:17:20,230 - Robin? - Yeah? 329 00:17:20,230 --> 00:17:22,610 Do you think I should've become a Ghostbuster? 330 00:17:22,610 --> 00:17:24,930 I think you made the right call,buddy. 331 00:17:26,030 --> 00:17:29,450 Okay,Ted,I'm not gonna ask you where Barney got this baby. 332 00:17:29,450 --> 00:17:31,860 But do you have any idea why? 333 00:17:31,860 --> 00:17:34,430 Well,a few nights ago,we were talking... 334 00:17:34,430 --> 00:17:38,760 you know,"We hate girls,we wish we were gay," just guy stuff. 335 00:17:38,760 --> 00:17:43,920 And we kind of sort of decided to... adopt a baby. 336 00:17:43,920 --> 00:17:46,630 - Yeah,that's crazy. - I know. 337 00:17:46,630 --> 00:17:48,630 - Is it,though? - Yes. 338 00:17:48,630 --> 00:17:51,670 - I know. But is it,though? - Yes. 339 00:17:51,670 --> 00:17:53,570 Well,so what if it's crazy? 340 00:17:53,570 --> 00:17:56,210 I've been ready to meet someone to start a family with for a long time now, 341 00:17:56,210 --> 00:17:57,620 and I keep not meeting her. 342 00:17:57,620 --> 00:18:00,720 Barney is one of my best friends in the world,we rarely fight, 343 00:18:00,720 --> 00:18:04,500 and once we iron out the whole pet cobra thing,we will be amazing dads. 344 00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:06,310 Why shouldn't we try this? 345 00:18:06,310 --> 00:18:09,850 - When's the last time you fed her? - She had some root beer on the train. 346 00:18:09,850 --> 00:18:13,700 Oh,Ted. And I'm sorry,but you cannot call a baby Hurricane. 347 00:18:13,700 --> 00:18:15,840 Actually,her name is Sadie. 348 00:18:15,840 --> 00:18:18,010 James,what are you doing here? 349 00:18:18,010 --> 00:18:20,940 Did Barney not tell you that we were coming for Thanksgiving? 350 00:18:20,940 --> 00:18:22,160 Uh,no. 351 00:18:22,160 --> 00:18:24,440 Then he probably also did not tell you 352 00:18:24,440 --> 00:18:27,120 that he was babysitting our new daughter. 353 00:18:27,120 --> 00:18:31,970 This is your daughter? Oh,thank God. And congratulations. 354 00:18:31,970 --> 00:18:34,410 Thanks. Come here. 355 00:18:36,160 --> 00:18:39,680 I guess this is good-bye,Hurri... Sadie. 356 00:18:39,990 --> 00:18:42,640 Your name is Hurricane. Don't ever forget it. 357 00:18:43,810 --> 00:18:46,720 - Go with him. Go on. - Come here. That a girl. 358 00:18:47,240 --> 00:18:52,490 Hey,Ted,I overheard your little speech. It's not crazy. 359 00:18:52,490 --> 00:18:56,560 About ten years ago,my best friend and I nearly did the same thing. 360 00:18:56,560 --> 00:19:00,670 She was single,I was single,we both wanted a family. 361 00:19:00,670 --> 00:19:03,950 It made sense. But now? 362 00:19:03,950 --> 00:19:08,140 Every day,we thank our lucky stars that we didn't do it. 363 00:19:08,140 --> 00:19:12,750 'Cause what she found with her husband and what I found with mine-- 364 00:19:12,750 --> 00:19:14,790 it was worth the wait. 365 00:19:16,010 --> 00:19:20,040 - Hurricane's a cool name. - Isn't it,Tom? 366 00:19:20,900 --> 00:19:23,400 The pet store was closer,so I just got her some wee-wee pads. 367 00:19:23,400 --> 00:19:27,460 Oh,I also got this. It's beef-flavored and it's good for her teeth. 368 00:19:27,850 --> 00:19:30,780 James! Tom! Hey! 369 00:19:30,780 --> 00:19:35,310 Lily... did you get the e-mail that I sent you 370 00:19:35,310 --> 00:19:38,150 about inviting James and Tom to Thanksgiving? 371 00:19:38,150 --> 00:19:41,650 I sent it to your CompuServe. That's your main one,right? 372 00:19:41,650 --> 00:19:43,900 - Happy Thanksgiving,bro. - Thanks. 373 00:19:46,750 --> 00:19:48,690 Let's go sit down. 374 00:19:50,900 --> 00:19:53,920 All right,you got me. James is my baby guy. 375 00:19:53,920 --> 00:19:57,390 But these past three hours-- magical,right? 376 00:19:57,390 --> 00:20:00,070 We can do this! Say we can do this. 377 00:20:00,070 --> 00:20:03,180 We can't do this. Sorry,dude. 378 00:20:03,180 --> 00:20:05,520 We got to wait for the real thing... 379 00:20:05,520 --> 00:20:07,970 no matter how tough it gets. 380 00:20:10,790 --> 00:20:12,530 It gets pretty tough. 381 00:20:12,530 --> 00:20:14,640 I know it does,buddy. 382 00:20:17,420 --> 00:20:19,780 I have some time before dinner,right? I'm going to go... I'm gonna take a little walk. 383 00:20:19,780 --> 00:20:21,500 All right. All right. 384 00:20:24,940 --> 00:20:26,300 God. 385 00:20:42,630 --> 00:20:45,600 - Are we still friends? - Hope so. 386 00:20:47,630 --> 00:20:53,370 Good. 'Cause get this. Ted almost adopted a baby. 387 00:20:53,370 --> 00:20:56,900 Crazy,right? Poor guy's going through some stuff. 388 00:20:56,900 --> 00:20:59,370 He actually tried to rope me into it. 389 00:20:59,370 --> 00:21:02,940 Can you imagine me being someone's dad? 390 00:21:03,240 --> 00:21:04,980 I'm pregnant. 391 00:21:04,980 --> 00:21:08,690 -=http://bbs.sfile2012.com=- -=http://ytet.org=- Sync: Íâ½¹ÀïÄ۵Ŀ¨»Ò 392 00:21:08,690 --> 00:21:10,460 How.I.Met.Your.Mother S07E11 30959

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