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What what is his name?
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It's driving me crazy.
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You know I wanna say Wayne
or like Phil or something.
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Just forget about it.
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Oh! Boo-boo!
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That was yogi bear's
little buddy!
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Oh!
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Hey.
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Hey, how was the doctor
appointment?
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It was good.
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Yeah, all systems go.
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Hey, did you guys
find out the sex?
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Of Brenda?
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We think girl.
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No, the doctor knows,
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but Audrey wouldn't
let him tell us.
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I want it to be a surprise.
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The whole thing's
gonna be a surprise.
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Like we have any idea
how to take care of a child.
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We don't even know
what happened to our cat.
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Oh, I just had an idea.
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I will throw you a baby shower.
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Oh, that's so sweet.
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You don't have to do that.
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You know, Jen,
you really don't have to...
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hey, Jeff,
she obviously wants to.
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Don't be rude.
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Come on, it'll be fun.
Everybody loves a baby shower.
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Yeah, so fun.
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Uh, honey...
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Throwing parties
isn't really your thing.
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That's not true.
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Remember the spa-themed
shower you threw for Megan?
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It was a minor fungal outbreak.
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Oh... Ahh.
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Did you just
unbutton your pants?
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I did.
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Is it really necessary?
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Well, I wanna prevent
my button from popping off
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and boring
through Brenda's skull.
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Sync and correction by Sp8ky for
www.Addic7ed.Com
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at my proposal for the new
children's hospital?
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I have not.
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And that goofy voice of yours
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is like an axe
hacking away at my skull.
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Late night...
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Welcoming the women
of New York to rock bottom?
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It's been a week
since I've rocked any bottom.
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It's been a rough winter
for the old Russell muscle.
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Disgusting, sir.
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But things are looking up.
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I went online and found a new
happy hour I haven't hit yet.
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Which way is Delaware?
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Sir, before you cross
into that tiny state,
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with your big-city viruses...
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Might I suggest that perhaps
you're trying to hard?
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How do you figure?
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Well, when Simon Cumberbash,
the sublime batsman
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from our county side, suffered
a significant slump in form
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during our push for the title,
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do you know what
the selectors did?
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What are you saying?
Are you having a seizure?
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I'm talking about
an elite cricketer
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who was taken out of the game
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because he was playing horribly.
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He was trying too hard
so he needed a breather.
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But after being left out
of the side for a few games,
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he returned
and inspired the team
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to the first-class
championship.
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That's classic Cumberbash.
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So what's your point?
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My point is, sir,
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that I think you would greatly
benefit from taking a break
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and focusing on things
other than women.
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Hmm, Timmy,
could we go one full day
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without you hitting on me?
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Look, your efforts haven't
been successful, anyway.
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For one week, just one week,
I'm sure there are some hobbies
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you could funnel
your energies into.
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I don't know, maybe.
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Just think, sir,
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of all the girls
who will turn 18 next week.
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- True.
- Hmm.
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Think about all the other
girls who'll be turning 30.
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Hey, Aud, definitely
register for this.
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I like this.
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Jeff, look.
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Check it out, ready?
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Whoo, baby down!
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Oh, I see you found
one of our nursing pillows.
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They can be such a help
in positioning the baby
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for a bottle or a breast.
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Sorry, bottle or what?
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Breast.
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Made her say it twice.
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What are you,
five months along?
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Oh, uh, five
and a half actually.
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Oh, such an exciting time.
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Yeah, only to be topped
with the excitement
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of it actually coming out of me.
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Is this the first one
for you and your husband?
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My husband?
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Ew, gross, no...
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hi, I'm Audrey,
I'm the mommy.
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That little person
in there is mine, actually.
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And that guy is my husband.
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She said proudly.
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Jeez.
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Oh, shoot, I gotta
get back to the office.
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Okay, look, give me your list
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and we will finish registering
for everything for you.
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Eh, all right, okay.
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I mean, you certainly
look more the part than I do.
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Look, it's not a big deal.
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We got this, right Jeff?
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We've got it,
you're in good hands.
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Okay, thanks.
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- Let's get out of here.
- No.
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Here, you find the stuff,
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I am gonna try on
some maternity jeans.
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Maternity jeans?
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Sounds like a scam.
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No, it's not a scam.
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See, they stretch.
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To accommodate my growing belly.
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Excuse me.
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Got these in a size 40?
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Sir?
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What are you doing in so early?
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Well, I'm energized.
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I took your advice, I decided
to give up the ladies for a bit.
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Oh, well that's bad news for
anyone selling pepper spray.
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So, how was your
first evening sans skanks?
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Well you know how it is.
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We move on boats
against the current
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borne back ceaselessly
into the past.
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Sir, are you quoting
fromthe great Gatsby?
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I guess I am.
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Last night I got my F. Scott on.
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Well, would you look at that?
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One evening not focused on women
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and you read
a classic American novel.
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You're already a better man
than you were yesterday.
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Huh, and I feel better too.
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- Hmm.
- Oh, almost forgot.
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Hey, I whipped this up
last night after reading.
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Care for one?
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Baklava?
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The mount Everest
of pastry-making?
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Huh?
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Heavenly, sir.
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What on earth
possessed you to make this?
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What, I'm gonna make moussaka
and not have any baklava?
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What am I, an animal?
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Oh, you sure do
like those new jeans.
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You've worn 'em
like every day this week.
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They're very special to me.
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You finish all that bacon,
you won't be able
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to fit into them any more.
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I'm not worried about that.
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Oh, hello, you didn't tell me
new baby presents arrived.
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Yeah, why can't all that stuff
go straight to Brenda?
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Because Brenda's
not the mother.
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I am... you know that, right?
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The baby's gonna grow up here.
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I do, that's why I'm gonna
start labeling my food.
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Okay, I'm off to the salon
to get pretty for my party.
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You really gotta
get all dolled up
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for a party Jen's throwing?
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Why don't you just wear shoes
that you can play beer pong in?
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Look, I know she's had some
really crappy parties before,
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but I think she's
excited about this.
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I think she's really
gonna step up.
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All right, I'm headed
to the movies.
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Have a great baby shower.
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Oh, crap, that's today?
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Look, it's on
the invitation you sent out.
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The party's today.
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Oh, my God, I put
the wrong date on these.
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Everything's set up
for next week.
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Man, you are in a pickle.
Later, gator.
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No, you can't leave!
You have to help me.
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I have no food, no favors,
no decorations.
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Oh, come on, honey,
I was on my way to the movies,
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now I have to
help you plan a baby shower?
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God, how much more of a dump
can a Saturday take?
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Oh, my God!
Somebody's already here.
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45 minutes early?
Get them out of here!
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Howdy, neighbor.
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Say, I'm dirty,
I sure could use a shower.
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Hey... Liz.
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Yeah, look, well we're
not quite ready yet, so...
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Oh, I'll say.
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Well, I brought
something for the baby
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and I brought my baby.
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Uh, what am I looking at?
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It's Cornelius, silly.
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No one recognizes him
with his haircut.
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Okay, uh, well, like I said,
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um, we have a bit more to do.
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So, maybe come back in like 45?
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Uh, that's perfect because
corny needs a diaper change.
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And it gives me time to wrap
this carrier back up for Audrey.
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Oh, hey... hey Jeff, Jeff,
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you guys mind if I borrow a
couple of things from you guys?
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Yeah, sure.
What do you need?
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Uh, napkins, plates,
chairs, food.
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Oh, right, yeah,
Jen's hosting that party.
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Go nuts.
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Oh, and do you guys have
a Pinata shaped like a baby?
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I don't know,
check the Pinata cabinet.
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And, uh, help yourself.
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Thank you.
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oh, hey, Tim,
I didn't see you there.
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That was absolutely
otherworldly, sir.
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Oh, yeah...
I'm little rusty.
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On the contrary,
you sounded wonderful.
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Oh no,
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I'm sorry, I meant,
I'm little rusty.
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That was my stage name
when I was a child prodigy.
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Here I thought
your only musical talent
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was mastery
of the chest bongos.
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Well...
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Those days
are in the past, Tim.
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These days I've been
keeping my plate full
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with other fun projects.
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This is a play I've written
and I'm hoping to put up.
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You know,
off Broadway, of course.
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My goodness.
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Yeah, it's no Eugene O'Neill,
but I'll give tom stoppard
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a run for his money, huh?
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Oh, and I looked at this
big chunk of mahogany,
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and I saw this guy
trying to get out.
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Is it for the Binghams'
baby to be, sir?
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Uh, yeah sure.
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Mr. Dunbar, it truly is
amazing what you can accomplish
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without
the distraction of women.
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Might you consider, sir,
focusing your now-clear mind
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on my chil...
Oh the children's hospital.
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Hospital, yes.
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Five steps ahead of you.
I finished the proposal.
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I've been tooling around
with the design.
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- Spectacular.
- I tell you what.
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Come by the office later today,
I'll show you what I got.
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Oh, thank you so much, sir...
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oh, my God, you painted
a fresco on your ceiling.
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You try writing a play
about Michelangelo
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and not getting inspired.
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Oh, right.
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Well he better not have
taken any of my scotch.
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Good.
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Come on, the glasses?
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Hey.
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Thank God, we are
all out of food.
255
00:13:10,964 --> 00:13:12,947
Where'd you go?
Uh, the Korean deli.
256
00:13:12,949 --> 00:13:14,216
It was the closest place
I could find.
257
00:13:14,218 --> 00:13:15,467
What are these?
258
00:13:15,469 --> 00:13:17,469
Those are Korean squid cookies.
259
00:13:17,471 --> 00:13:22,424
They are to die for.
260
00:13:22,426 --> 00:13:25,977
Thank you so much
for hosting Audrey's shower.
261
00:13:25,979 --> 00:13:27,679
Oh, you're so welcome, Tracy,
I'm so glad you could make it.
262
00:13:27,681 --> 00:13:29,097
Oh, I wouldn't miss it.
263
00:13:29,099 --> 00:13:32,434
It is so important to celebrate
babies coming into this world.
264
00:13:32,436 --> 00:13:34,236
No matter if the lord intended
265
00:13:34,238 --> 00:13:36,971
the cockamamie way
Audrey's doing it or not.
266
00:13:39,892 --> 00:13:41,443
Jen? Jen?
267
00:13:41,445 --> 00:13:43,945
I need to use your bathroom,
but you're out of toilet paper.
268
00:13:43,947 --> 00:13:48,033
Oh...
269
00:13:48,035 --> 00:13:49,251
Sorry.
270
00:13:56,826 --> 00:13:58,260
Audrey!
Jen.
271
00:13:58,262 --> 00:14:00,545
Thank you so much
for doing this.
272
00:14:00,547 --> 00:14:02,664
My pleasure,
you just deserve this.
273
00:14:02,666 --> 00:14:04,433
Oh, there she is.
274
00:14:04,435 --> 00:14:07,969
You're glowing.
275
00:14:07,971 --> 00:14:10,171
I...
276
00:14:12,975 --> 00:14:14,359
Ching Bao?
277
00:14:14,361 --> 00:14:16,561
Made with real squid ink.
278
00:14:29,742 --> 00:14:30,742
Good afternoon, sir.
279
00:14:30,744 --> 00:14:35,363
Hey, there he is.
Timmy.
280
00:14:35,365 --> 00:14:38,467
Excited to show you the model
for you new children's hospital.
281
00:14:38,469 --> 00:14:40,385
May I just say again, sir,
282
00:14:40,387 --> 00:14:42,754
what you've been able to
accomplish in the past week
283
00:14:42,756 --> 00:14:44,473
is truly astounding.
284
00:14:44,475 --> 00:14:46,758
Well, since we started
this experiment,
285
00:14:46,760 --> 00:14:48,894
I've gone days without even
thinking about women.
286
00:14:48,896 --> 00:14:52,063
Anyway, here's your hospital.
287
00:14:55,685 --> 00:14:57,903
Hmm?
288
00:14:57,905 --> 00:15:01,106
Oh... My... God.
289
00:15:01,108 --> 00:15:03,542
It's amazing, right?
290
00:15:03,544 --> 00:15:06,328
Yes, um...
291
00:15:06,330 --> 00:15:10,732
Dare I ask, sir,
what are those?
292
00:15:10,734 --> 00:15:14,569
Oh, these are
observation mounds.
293
00:15:14,571 --> 00:15:16,621
Originally, they were smaller,
294
00:15:16,623 --> 00:15:21,075
but then I made them bigger,
and I'm much happier.
295
00:15:21,077 --> 00:15:23,295
Check out
the welcoming entrance.
296
00:15:28,968 --> 00:15:31,720
Is that what that is?
297
00:15:31,722 --> 00:15:37,943
At first I had a lot
of landscaping down there.
298
00:15:37,945 --> 00:15:38,894
But then I said no good.
299
00:15:38,896 --> 00:15:41,563
I decided to
trim it down, you know?
300
00:15:41,565 --> 00:15:44,399
Give it a nice, sleek,
modern look.
301
00:15:44,401 --> 00:15:47,118
- You sure did.
- Yeah.
302
00:15:47,120 --> 00:15:49,771
But I keep thinking all day long
303
00:15:49,773 --> 00:15:51,823
about putting
a monorail system in here.
304
00:15:51,825 --> 00:15:55,410
That goes in and out of
the entrance all day long.
305
00:15:55,412 --> 00:15:57,913
In and out, in and out,
306
00:15:57,915 --> 00:16:00,165
You know
the building wants it.
307
00:16:06,255 --> 00:16:07,889
I see.
308
00:16:07,891 --> 00:16:10,124
So we're no longer talking
about the children's hospital?
309
00:16:10,126 --> 00:16:14,763
What children's hospital?
310
00:16:14,765 --> 00:16:16,297
So, Brenda,
311
00:16:16,299 --> 00:16:17,682
what does your boyfriend think
312
00:16:17,684 --> 00:16:19,517
about this whole
surrogacy thing?
313
00:16:19,519 --> 00:16:21,636
Oh, I'm a lesbian.
314
00:16:21,638 --> 00:16:24,573
Oh... really.
315
00:16:24,575 --> 00:16:28,476
That's um...
Hey, is that Ching Bao?
316
00:16:29,745 --> 00:16:32,163
Audrey still seems
a little off to me.
317
00:16:32,165 --> 00:16:34,916
Yeah, maybe I'm throwing her
off by not being at the movies.
318
00:16:34,918 --> 00:16:37,252
Come on, I told you to
come up with a baby shower game
319
00:16:37,254 --> 00:16:38,286
to make her feel better.
320
00:16:38,288 --> 00:16:40,655
Okay, fine.
321
00:16:40,657 --> 00:16:45,377
Hey, uh, I have a classic
322
00:16:45,379 --> 00:16:47,112
baby shower game
that I wanna play.
323
00:16:47,114 --> 00:16:48,713
Okay, so everyone
just grab a seat.
324
00:16:48,715 --> 00:16:50,515
Brenda, you're good right there.
Okay.
325
00:16:50,517 --> 00:16:53,802
Okay, this game is called
326
00:16:53,804 --> 00:16:55,003
guess the weight.
327
00:16:55,005 --> 00:16:56,554
Oh, I love this one.
328
00:16:56,556 --> 00:16:58,857
Me too, I'll start.
329
00:16:58,859 --> 00:17:01,526
Okay, I'm gonna say...
330
00:17:01,528 --> 00:17:03,128
170.
331
00:17:06,366 --> 00:17:07,365
What?
332
00:17:07,367 --> 00:17:12,020
Heyo!
333
00:17:12,022 --> 00:17:13,955
This is supposed to help
make Audrey feel better.
334
00:17:13,957 --> 00:17:15,407
Oh, okay, no,
you're right, you're right.
335
00:17:15,409 --> 00:17:19,160
Okay, let's start with Audrey.
336
00:17:19,162 --> 00:17:22,714
170.
337
00:17:22,716 --> 00:17:25,967
Oh, no.
338
00:17:25,969 --> 00:17:28,219
Hey, how about
we open presents?
339
00:17:28,221 --> 00:17:29,337
That's a great idea.
340
00:17:29,339 --> 00:17:32,090
Okay, thanks, you guys.
341
00:17:32,092 --> 00:17:36,561
Um, before I open them
I just...
342
00:17:36,563 --> 00:17:39,764
When I look around this room,
I just realize
343
00:17:39,766 --> 00:17:42,150
how lucky I am to have...
344
00:17:42,152 --> 00:17:43,068
oh, God.
345
00:17:43,070 --> 00:17:44,052
What?
346
00:17:44,054 --> 00:17:45,353
Oh, the baby just kicked.
347
00:17:45,355 --> 00:17:47,522
All: Oh!
- I wanna feel!
348
00:17:47,524 --> 00:17:48,690
Gimme some of that!
349
00:17:48,692 --> 00:17:52,894
Here, Audrey hold corny.
Oh, jeez.
350
00:17:52,896 --> 00:17:55,580
You feel it?
351
00:17:55,582 --> 00:17:57,782
Jeff, are you home?
352
00:18:07,043 --> 00:18:09,210
What the... oh, forget it.
353
00:18:09,212 --> 00:18:11,596
I don't even wanna know.
354
00:18:11,598 --> 00:18:13,598
What's that?
355
00:18:13,600 --> 00:18:15,850
The gift bag.
356
00:18:15,852 --> 00:18:19,254
Loose special k
and some Baker's chocolate.
357
00:18:21,557 --> 00:18:22,957
Not one of Jen's best.
358
00:18:22,959 --> 00:18:25,259
Well, it was great for Brenda.
359
00:18:25,261 --> 00:18:28,313
I'm just a 170 pound
360
00:18:28,315 --> 00:18:32,067
non-pregnant woman
with cat pee on my dress.
361
00:18:32,069 --> 00:18:35,937
170?
362
00:18:35,939 --> 00:18:37,622
Really?
363
00:18:37,624 --> 00:18:39,440
No.
364
00:18:39,442 --> 00:18:42,877
I guess I... I thought
this party would make me feel
365
00:18:42,879 --> 00:18:45,213
more a part of
the whole process, you know?
366
00:18:45,215 --> 00:18:47,132
But it didn't.
367
00:18:47,134 --> 00:18:49,918
Aud, come on.
368
00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:52,971
No, I'm... I'm just
a bystander in this whole thing.
369
00:18:52,973 --> 00:18:54,506
You're not a bystander.
370
00:18:54,508 --> 00:18:56,307
Yeah, well, thanks for
trying to make me feel better,
371
00:18:56,309 --> 00:18:57,926
but, it is what it is.
372
00:18:57,928 --> 00:19:02,230
I'm just gonna go lie down.
373
00:19:02,232 --> 00:19:03,264
Aud?
374
00:19:03,266 --> 00:19:07,018
Yeah?
375
00:19:07,020 --> 00:19:09,020
It's a girl.
376
00:19:09,022 --> 00:19:10,471
What?
377
00:19:10,473 --> 00:19:13,641
I couldn't wait,
so I called the doctor.
378
00:19:17,479 --> 00:19:18,913
It's a girl?
379
00:19:18,915 --> 00:19:22,150
I kinda felt like
you needed to know so...
380
00:19:25,004 --> 00:19:28,757
I did.
381
00:19:28,759 --> 00:19:32,660
Oh, my God!
What a crazy day.
382
00:19:32,662 --> 00:19:35,830
I'll drink to that.
383
00:19:48,230 --> 00:19:49,613
Ooh.
384
00:19:49,615 --> 00:19:53,701
Ah, in at 11:30
reeking of amaretto and shame.
385
00:19:55,071 --> 00:19:58,438
And all is right
in Dunbar land.
386
00:19:58,440 --> 00:20:01,909
Yeah, well, got back
on the horse last night.
387
00:20:01,911 --> 00:20:06,163
Which is an apt description
of the young lady I bedded.
388
00:20:08,917 --> 00:20:12,052
Not an attractive girl.
389
00:20:12,054 --> 00:20:13,838
Sir, having witnessed firsthand
390
00:20:13,840 --> 00:20:16,456
the many talents you possess...
Mmm?
391
00:20:16,458 --> 00:20:21,061
I'm left wondering,
what the hell happened to you?
392
00:20:21,063 --> 00:20:23,647
It's a funny story, Tim.
393
00:20:23,649 --> 00:20:24,682
I was ten years old.
394
00:20:24,684 --> 00:20:26,484
The year was 1994.
395
00:20:26,486 --> 00:20:30,070
No, it wasn't.
396
00:20:30,072 --> 00:20:33,073
The year was 1994.
397
00:20:35,978 --> 00:20:38,829
I was practicing for
my debut at carnegie hall.
398
00:20:38,831 --> 00:20:41,081
When my parents
got me a new teacher.
399
00:20:53,962 --> 00:20:56,347
And it's been
a wonderful life ever since.
400
00:20:56,349 --> 00:20:58,382
Ah.
401
00:20:58,502 --> 00:21:04,157
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