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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,493 --> 00:00:04,015 You can see that the sperm has penetrated the ovum. 2 00:00:04,085 --> 00:00:06,390 Well, he had his marching orders. 3 00:00:08,695 --> 00:00:10,210 We did it, Jeff. 4 00:00:10,257 --> 00:00:11,078 We made a zygote. 5 00:00:11,125 --> 00:00:12,640 I create life. 6 00:00:14,921 --> 00:00:16,554 Like a God. 7 00:00:17,280 --> 00:00:20,210 - It was a team effort. - You're right. 8 00:00:20,211 --> 00:00:21,780 Good job, doc. 9 00:00:22,155 --> 00:00:23,882 Thank you. 10 00:00:24,600 --> 00:00:25,549 Bernadette, come look. 11 00:00:25,550 --> 00:00:26,550 Okay. 12 00:00:26,551 --> 00:00:27,651 Excuse me. 13 00:00:27,652 --> 00:00:30,006 I'm who they're putting it in, so... 14 00:00:32,115 --> 00:00:32,907 Aw. 15 00:00:33,089 --> 00:00:35,859 Jeff, it looks just like you. 16 00:00:36,375 --> 00:00:37,792 You know... 17 00:00:38,253 --> 00:00:41,532 Blob of cells that hasn't developed a brain yet. 18 00:00:41,533 --> 00:00:43,333 World full of surrogates, 19 00:00:43,334 --> 00:00:46,070 and we get lesbian Don Rickles. 20 00:00:46,071 --> 00:00:49,073 Okay, so when are we gonna knock me up? 21 00:00:49,074 --> 00:00:51,208 Day after tomorrow. 22 00:00:51,209 --> 00:00:53,077 So the zygote has time to develop. 23 00:00:53,078 --> 00:00:55,996 Well, that and I'm playing golf tomorrow. 24 00:00:55,997 --> 00:01:00,117 Doc, any way that we could help this to be a boy? 25 00:01:00,118 --> 00:01:03,087 Jeff. 26 00:01:03,088 --> 00:01:04,004 Girl. 27 00:01:04,005 --> 00:01:05,089 Nudge it towards girl. 28 00:01:05,090 --> 00:01:06,306 Or... 29 00:01:06,307 --> 00:01:07,925 We could split the difference 30 00:01:07,926 --> 00:01:10,194 and get one of these. 31 00:01:13,364 --> 00:01:16,600 You're probably wondering why I'm helping these people. 32 00:01:16,601 --> 00:01:19,069 Come on, babe. You know you'd love a daughter. 33 00:01:19,070 --> 00:01:20,838 Who doesn't love little girls? 34 00:01:20,839 --> 00:01:24,508 Whoa, check out the blouse mounds on that skank. 35 00:01:28,546 --> 00:01:30,681 Sir, we agreed if I was going to join you 36 00:01:30,682 --> 00:01:33,316 in the pursuit of female companionship, 37 00:01:33,317 --> 00:01:35,486 we would do it with a certain amount of decorum... 38 00:01:35,487 --> 00:01:39,022 Yowza, that'll play. 39 00:01:39,023 --> 00:01:41,875 And perfect, there's two of them. 40 00:01:41,876 --> 00:01:45,095 Now, let me handle the introductions, 41 00:01:45,096 --> 00:01:46,363 I think the approach requires a more 42 00:01:51,269 --> 00:01:53,036 Yes. 43 00:01:53,037 --> 00:01:56,390 Pardon my friend's understated elegance. 44 00:01:56,391 --> 00:01:59,309 Uh, this is Timmy. My name is Russell. 45 00:01:59,310 --> 00:02:00,944 I'm Shante. 46 00:02:00,945 --> 00:02:02,146 And I'm Stasha. 47 00:02:02,147 --> 00:02:04,781 Pleased to be meeting you. 48 00:02:04,782 --> 00:02:07,484 Could we buy you ladies a libation? 49 00:02:07,485 --> 00:02:09,052 That's a great idea, Timmy. 50 00:02:09,053 --> 00:02:11,121 Why don't you get a White Russian and a Black Velvet. 51 00:02:11,122 --> 00:02:13,991 Oh, that was fast. 52 00:02:13,992 --> 00:02:15,025 Come on. 53 00:02:15,526 --> 00:02:18,812 d How many ways to say I love you d 54 00:02:20,812 --> 00:02:24,820 d how many ways to say that I'm not scared d 55 00:02:25,367 --> 00:02:27,976 d with you by my side d 56 00:02:28,117 --> 00:02:30,578 d there is no denying d 57 00:02:30,617 --> 00:02:33,724 d I can't wait for me and you d 58 00:02:34,322 --> 00:02:42,000 Sync by Alex1969 www.addic7ed.com 59 00:02:42,033 --> 00:02:44,101 So, the doctor's appointment went well. 60 00:02:44,102 --> 00:02:45,869 Yeah, check out our zygote. 61 00:02:45,870 --> 00:02:49,172 Hmm. What's a zygote? 62 00:02:49,173 --> 00:02:53,777 Her fertilized egg. 63 00:02:53,778 --> 00:02:55,679 You done with this here? 64 00:02:55,680 --> 00:02:58,148 Yeah, yeah. 65 00:02:58,149 --> 00:02:59,816 Oh, man. 66 00:02:59,817 --> 00:03:01,118 Hey, you know how they make bacon? 67 00:03:01,119 --> 00:03:04,254 Just take it. 68 00:03:04,255 --> 00:03:08,391 I'm his best friend. 69 00:03:08,392 --> 00:03:10,727 Hey, don't forget we have that surrogacy seminar tonight. 70 00:03:10,728 --> 00:03:13,029 Oh, this is a bad night for me. 71 00:03:13,030 --> 00:03:14,698 Why, what else do you have to do? 72 00:03:14,699 --> 00:03:18,168 No, going to a surrogacy seminar. 73 00:03:18,169 --> 00:03:20,503 That's a bad night for me. 74 00:03:20,504 --> 00:03:22,272 Come on, this is important to me. 75 00:03:22,273 --> 00:03:23,373 They're gonna show us how we can 76 00:03:23,374 --> 00:03:24,841 be more involved in the process. 77 00:03:24,842 --> 00:03:27,110 Well, I thought the whole benefit of using Brenda 78 00:03:27,111 --> 00:03:30,013 was that we could be less involved. 79 00:03:30,014 --> 00:03:31,515 You thought wrong. 80 00:03:31,516 --> 00:03:33,416 Come on, you're going. I already paid for it. 81 00:03:33,417 --> 00:03:36,536 - Well, can we, um... - Non-refundable. 82 00:03:36,537 --> 00:03:39,055 - Not if you wrote a... - Paid cash. 83 00:03:39,056 --> 00:03:40,056 Fine, I'll go, but... 84 00:03:40,057 --> 00:03:42,926 You can't bring in your flask. 85 00:03:42,927 --> 00:03:44,661 You can't control the scotch 86 00:03:44,662 --> 00:03:47,714 that'll already be in my body. 87 00:03:47,715 --> 00:03:51,084 Yaay! Hello. 88 00:03:51,085 --> 00:03:52,435 You both look chipper. 89 00:03:52,436 --> 00:03:57,474 I do have a certain spring in me pants. 90 00:03:57,475 --> 00:03:59,259 What you're seeing is two dudes 91 00:03:59,260 --> 00:04:02,279 who deftly managed to pick up a couple of honeys last night. 92 00:04:02,280 --> 00:04:03,680 Let me guess. 93 00:04:03,681 --> 00:04:05,482 You drove the van, 94 00:04:05,483 --> 00:04:07,684 and you hit 'em with the blow dart. 95 00:04:09,253 --> 00:04:10,353 So who are these girls? 96 00:04:10,354 --> 00:04:11,855 Did the one who ended up with Russell 97 00:04:11,856 --> 00:04:14,191 get to pick first next time? 98 00:04:14,192 --> 00:04:18,461 Oh, they're celebrities, actually. 99 00:04:18,462 --> 00:04:21,031 Actually. 100 00:04:21,032 --> 00:04:23,466 Stasha Ebonavich. 101 00:04:23,467 --> 00:04:27,470 Shante Jackson. 102 00:04:28,739 --> 00:04:30,907 They're lady pro basketball players 103 00:04:30,908 --> 00:04:32,776 for the New York Empire. 104 00:04:32,777 --> 00:04:34,211 Oh, so by celebrities you meant 105 00:04:34,212 --> 00:04:35,679 regular un-famous people who 106 00:04:35,680 --> 00:04:38,715 I could beat in basketball. 107 00:04:38,716 --> 00:04:40,283 So are they really tall? 108 00:04:40,284 --> 00:04:43,320 Big like mountains. 109 00:04:43,321 --> 00:04:45,188 With mountains. 110 00:04:45,189 --> 00:04:47,107 Picture a mountain. 111 00:04:47,108 --> 00:04:49,359 And then two smaller, yet delightful 112 00:04:49,360 --> 00:04:51,795 little mountains stuck on the front. 113 00:04:51,796 --> 00:04:55,832 Hopefully tonight, I'll be scaling those peaks. 114 00:04:55,833 --> 00:04:59,269 The question was are they tall? 115 00:05:05,960 --> 00:05:08,111 Ugh. 116 00:05:08,112 --> 00:05:11,248 Noodles suck. 117 00:05:11,249 --> 00:05:14,517 I don't know what the Chinese are so fired up about. 118 00:05:14,518 --> 00:05:16,853 Oh, I'm so hungry. 119 00:05:16,854 --> 00:05:19,889 Well, when we decided to save for our honeymoon, 120 00:05:19,890 --> 00:05:22,959 we had to cut either fancy dinners or hair care products. 121 00:05:22,960 --> 00:05:25,862 You made the choice. 122 00:05:31,769 --> 00:05:34,671 I have a shipment of Omaha steaks for Jeff Bingham. 123 00:05:34,672 --> 00:05:37,274 Steaks? 124 00:05:37,275 --> 00:05:39,976 - Oh, those are actually... - Quiet, woman! 125 00:05:46,217 --> 00:05:49,586 I'm Jeff Bingham. 126 00:05:49,587 --> 00:05:50,887 What are you doing? 127 00:05:50,888 --> 00:05:54,991 You stay out of this, wife... Audrey. 128 00:05:56,927 --> 00:05:58,995 She gets awfully mouthy. 129 00:05:58,996 --> 00:06:02,265 We just made a zygote. 130 00:06:02,266 --> 00:06:07,704 He's not Immigration, he just needs a signature. 131 00:06:07,705 --> 00:06:09,673 There you go. 132 00:06:09,674 --> 00:06:10,940 Adam Rhodes? 133 00:06:10,941 --> 00:06:13,777 Yes? 134 00:06:13,778 --> 00:06:15,845 No, that's what you signed. 135 00:06:15,846 --> 00:06:18,481 Oh, my God. 136 00:06:22,420 --> 00:06:24,904 - Come on! - Go, go, go, go! 137 00:06:24,905 --> 00:06:28,074 - Yeah! - Oh, swish! 138 00:06:28,075 --> 00:06:29,709 - Woo-hoo! - Woo-hoo! 139 00:06:29,710 --> 00:06:33,546 Yeah! 140 00:06:33,547 --> 00:06:35,031 You know it! 141 00:06:35,032 --> 00:06:38,668 Oh, my, my, your lady is quite the ball handler. 142 00:06:38,669 --> 00:06:40,637 Oh, here's hoping. 143 00:06:40,638 --> 00:06:43,273 You know, Stasha and I talked for two hours before the game. 144 00:06:43,274 --> 00:06:45,275 I really feel like we've made quite the connection. 145 00:06:45,276 --> 00:06:48,544 Yeah, how about these VIP All-Access passes. 146 00:06:48,545 --> 00:06:50,080 - Awesome. - They're so great. 147 00:06:50,081 --> 00:06:52,449 I think I'm gonna go get my half-price chalupa. 148 00:06:52,450 --> 00:06:53,566 Oh, nice. 149 00:06:53,567 --> 00:06:54,934 All right, Shante! Nice! 150 00:06:54,935 --> 00:06:57,737 Yeah, made out with her last night. 151 00:06:57,738 --> 00:07:00,940 Yes, I did. Oh, yeah. 152 00:07:00,941 --> 00:07:02,492 Are you guys with Stasha and Shante? 153 00:07:02,493 --> 00:07:06,529 I believe we're in the budding stages of something special. 154 00:07:06,530 --> 00:07:07,864 - Hey, welcome. - Oh, thank you. 155 00:07:07,865 --> 00:07:11,701 We're the other New York boyfriends. 156 00:07:11,702 --> 00:07:13,069 Excuse me, I'm sorry. 157 00:07:13,070 --> 00:07:16,239 Um, but what do you mean by, "New York boyfriends?" 158 00:07:16,240 --> 00:07:18,007 Well the girls keep men in cities 159 00:07:18,008 --> 00:07:19,676 all over the country. 160 00:07:19,677 --> 00:07:22,879 Well, the six they play in. 161 00:07:22,880 --> 00:07:26,383 Uh, I'm not quite sure I understand. 162 00:07:26,384 --> 00:07:28,184 You must be a Stasha. 163 00:07:28,185 --> 00:07:29,719 She likes them sweet and innocent. 164 00:07:29,720 --> 00:07:32,605 Well, she made no mention of anyone else, 165 00:07:32,606 --> 00:07:33,773 so, you know. 166 00:07:33,774 --> 00:07:34,824 Dude, what'd you think? 167 00:07:34,825 --> 00:07:36,092 They're elite athletes 168 00:07:36,093 --> 00:07:37,193 making thousands of dollars playing 169 00:07:37,194 --> 00:07:39,896 in front of hundreds of cheering fans. 170 00:07:39,897 --> 00:07:42,665 You can't expect them to settle down with one guy. 171 00:07:42,666 --> 00:07:45,101 Stasha Ebonavich for three! 172 00:07:53,611 --> 00:07:55,612 - Oh you gotta be... - Don't... don't start. 173 00:07:55,613 --> 00:08:00,550 It looks like the inside of I Dream of Jeannie's bottle. 174 00:08:00,551 --> 00:08:02,485 Fresh reference. 175 00:08:02,486 --> 00:08:06,256 You're gonna make an excellent grandfather for our kid. 176 00:08:06,257 --> 00:08:07,257 Good evening and welcome. 177 00:08:07,258 --> 00:08:08,675 Why doesn't everyone have a seat? 178 00:08:08,676 --> 00:08:11,828 I know. There aren't any. 179 00:08:14,798 --> 00:08:17,834 So, let me ask. 180 00:08:17,835 --> 00:08:19,369 Why are you all here? 181 00:08:19,370 --> 00:08:22,038 Our check cleared? 182 00:08:25,576 --> 00:08:26,643 No, no, it's all right. 183 00:08:26,644 --> 00:08:27,610 Humor is always welcome. 184 00:08:27,611 --> 00:08:30,280 So sir, feel free to keep trying. 185 00:08:30,281 --> 00:08:33,016 Now, there are things you can do 186 00:08:33,017 --> 00:08:35,118 to enhance your experience. 187 00:08:35,119 --> 00:08:37,754 Things that I believe could increase your chance 188 00:08:37,755 --> 00:08:39,622 of a successful implantation. 189 00:08:39,623 --> 00:08:44,427 - Really? - No, not really. 190 00:08:44,428 --> 00:08:46,396 By creating a purely positive energy 191 00:08:46,397 --> 00:08:49,466 you increase the chance of success in whatever you do. 192 00:08:49,467 --> 00:08:51,267 As I have done here. 193 00:08:51,268 --> 00:08:55,472 So you see this as a big win, huh? 194 00:08:57,374 --> 00:09:00,243 Mmmm. 195 00:09:00,244 --> 00:09:02,479 It is so good. 196 00:09:02,480 --> 00:09:04,881 Stealing these steaks was literally 197 00:09:04,882 --> 00:09:08,518 the smartest thing you've ever done. 198 00:09:08,519 --> 00:09:10,620 I know, honey. But... 199 00:09:10,621 --> 00:09:12,589 But what? 200 00:09:12,590 --> 00:09:16,693 Was it the right thing to do? 201 00:09:16,694 --> 00:09:19,529 Why are you asking that? You're the one who did this. 202 00:09:19,530 --> 00:09:23,466 With what I think was a spot-on Jeff imitation. 203 00:09:23,467 --> 00:09:25,502 Well, what about, "thou shalt not steal?" 204 00:09:25,503 --> 00:09:28,438 What about, "thou shalt sack up." 205 00:09:28,439 --> 00:09:31,307 Come on. 206 00:09:31,308 --> 00:09:33,259 You know you want it. 207 00:09:33,260 --> 00:09:36,212 I shouldn't, I shouldn't, I shouldn't. 208 00:09:36,213 --> 00:09:37,847 Jeff's my best friend. 209 00:09:37,848 --> 00:09:40,917 He takes your food, he insults everything you wear, 210 00:09:40,918 --> 00:09:44,320 and he always calls you gay. 211 00:09:44,321 --> 00:09:46,222 Yeah. You're right. 212 00:09:46,223 --> 00:09:49,025 I'm not gay. 213 00:09:49,026 --> 00:09:50,393 Sorry, Jeff. 214 00:09:50,394 --> 00:09:52,829 I'm gonna eat your meat. 215 00:09:58,802 --> 00:10:01,905 I just don't know why you had to behave that way. 216 00:10:01,906 --> 00:10:02,872 Me? 217 00:10:02,873 --> 00:10:04,541 You clocked me with the pillow. 218 00:10:04,542 --> 00:10:07,710 You know the, uh, button hit my ear. 219 00:10:07,711 --> 00:10:10,179 You deserved it. 220 00:10:10,180 --> 00:10:11,247 How humiliating. 221 00:10:11,248 --> 00:10:15,552 Escorted out of a surrogacy seminar. 222 00:10:15,553 --> 00:10:16,769 You know what? 223 00:10:16,770 --> 00:10:18,354 I told you I didn't want to go in the first place. 224 00:10:18,355 --> 00:10:19,522 I told you it was gonna be stupid. 225 00:10:19,523 --> 00:10:20,923 No, no. It wasn't stupid. 226 00:10:20,924 --> 00:10:23,693 It only became that way after you walked in. 227 00:10:23,694 --> 00:10:27,814 Come on, Audrey, you can't be buying in to that stuff. 228 00:10:27,815 --> 00:10:30,199 Come on, do I believe candles and incense can actually help? 229 00:10:30,200 --> 00:10:31,200 I don't know. 230 00:10:31,201 --> 00:10:33,369 But I wanna do something. 231 00:10:33,370 --> 00:10:35,771 Something cuckoo? 232 00:10:35,772 --> 00:10:38,441 Okay, you wear your lucky Knicks jersey 233 00:10:38,442 --> 00:10:40,076 every time they play, why do you do that? 234 00:10:40,077 --> 00:10:42,979 Because the time I didn't, they lost. 235 00:10:42,980 --> 00:10:45,915 To the cavs, Aud. The cavs. 236 00:10:45,916 --> 00:10:48,117 But the point is, 237 00:10:48,118 --> 00:10:50,820 I don't try to force you to wear a Knicks shirt. 238 00:10:50,821 --> 00:10:51,988 Okay, fine. Fine. 239 00:10:51,989 --> 00:10:53,723 I will stop forcing you to do things 240 00:10:53,724 --> 00:10:55,224 you obviously don't want to do. 241 00:10:55,225 --> 00:10:56,960 In fact, if you're gonna be so negative, 242 00:10:56,961 --> 00:10:58,728 maybe you shouldn't even be there tomorrow. 243 00:10:58,729 --> 00:11:00,730 Okay, fine, I'll go to the chiropractor instead. 244 00:11:00,731 --> 00:11:03,299 Screwed up my back sitting on that dog bed. 245 00:11:09,447 --> 00:11:10,648 Pass it. 246 00:11:10,649 --> 00:11:11,982 Pass it around! 247 00:11:11,983 --> 00:11:12,967 Aw! 248 00:11:15,353 --> 00:11:16,821 After double-overtime, 249 00:11:16,822 --> 00:11:18,122 the final score, 250 00:11:18,123 --> 00:11:20,241 the Santa Fe Pueblos, 43. 251 00:11:20,242 --> 00:11:22,459 Your New York Empire, 42. 252 00:11:22,460 --> 00:11:24,328 Ah. 253 00:11:24,329 --> 00:11:25,996 The girls are gonna be bummed. 254 00:11:25,997 --> 00:11:28,999 It's time for some sexual healing. 255 00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:32,052 You go ahead, sir. I'm, uh... 256 00:11:32,053 --> 00:11:33,203 Wha...? 257 00:11:33,204 --> 00:11:34,438 Just gonna head home. 258 00:11:34,439 --> 00:11:37,374 Sit in the shower with my knees pulled to my chest, 259 00:11:37,375 --> 00:11:39,610 and think about what might have been. 260 00:11:39,611 --> 00:11:42,947 Well, you might have been a man before you said that. 261 00:11:42,948 --> 00:11:44,148 Sir... 262 00:11:44,149 --> 00:11:46,150 Rick said that the ladies have boyfriends 263 00:11:46,151 --> 00:11:48,152 in every city where they play. 264 00:11:48,153 --> 00:11:49,587 So? 265 00:11:49,588 --> 00:11:53,357 So I'm nothing more to Stasha than 127 pounds of boy toy. 266 00:11:53,358 --> 00:11:57,227 That's the great news, okay? 267 00:11:57,228 --> 00:11:59,029 There's no strings attached. 268 00:11:59,030 --> 00:12:01,064 This is like driving a rental car. 269 00:12:01,065 --> 00:12:03,250 You get to drive it around, beat it all up, 270 00:12:03,251 --> 00:12:04,418 hand it in to the airport, 271 00:12:04,419 --> 00:12:07,404 then it's the next dude's problem. 272 00:12:07,405 --> 00:12:08,739 I'm sorry, sir. 273 00:12:08,740 --> 00:12:12,343 But I was hoping for a deeper relationship with Stasha. 274 00:12:12,344 --> 00:12:13,477 I actually thought that she... 275 00:12:15,747 --> 00:12:17,081 She and I had an emotional connection. 276 00:12:21,486 --> 00:12:23,254 A chance at a relationship... 277 00:12:23,255 --> 00:12:25,856 Okay, stop that. 278 00:12:25,857 --> 00:12:27,725 We are on the verge of a great evening here. 279 00:12:27,726 --> 00:12:29,827 With big girls, Timmy. Big ones. 280 00:12:29,828 --> 00:12:33,797 Think a Vegas buffet of woman. 281 00:12:33,798 --> 00:12:36,333 My heart's just not in it, I'm afraid. 282 00:12:36,334 --> 00:12:39,003 Why do you always have to be you? 283 00:12:39,004 --> 00:12:40,638 Why can't you just relax and accept 284 00:12:40,639 --> 00:12:43,107 the joyful shallowness of it all? 285 00:12:43,108 --> 00:12:46,143 Well, perhaps your right, you know? 286 00:12:46,144 --> 00:12:47,811 Maybe what I need to do is just 287 00:12:47,812 --> 00:12:49,380 enjoy this relationship for what it is. 288 00:12:49,381 --> 00:12:52,583 Ooh! Okay! 289 00:12:52,584 --> 00:12:54,084 Well, let's sign the damage waiver 290 00:12:54,085 --> 00:12:55,552 and take these chicks out for a spin. 291 00:12:55,553 --> 00:12:57,354 All right, let's do that. 292 00:12:57,355 --> 00:13:00,424 Yeah! 293 00:13:00,425 --> 00:13:06,096 d d 294 00:14:04,456 --> 00:14:07,958 Why are you fidgeting? 295 00:14:07,959 --> 00:14:11,078 Jeff's gonna know we ate his steaks. 296 00:14:11,079 --> 00:14:12,212 How? 297 00:14:12,213 --> 00:14:14,665 Because he's gonna smell them on us. 298 00:14:14,666 --> 00:14:17,267 - You're being paranoid. - Am I, really? 299 00:14:17,268 --> 00:14:19,036 Remember when I lost that Slim Jim in the couch? 300 00:14:19,037 --> 00:14:22,072 He walked in, turned the cushions over, 301 00:14:22,073 --> 00:14:24,341 and he found it. 302 00:14:24,342 --> 00:14:27,644 That was how we met. 303 00:14:27,645 --> 00:14:29,013 Okay, here he comes. Here he comes. 304 00:14:29,014 --> 00:14:31,015 Just be cool. 305 00:14:31,016 --> 00:14:33,017 Hey. 306 00:14:33,018 --> 00:14:35,719 What's up, T-Bone! 307 00:14:39,591 --> 00:14:42,893 J-Bone. 308 00:14:42,894 --> 00:14:45,696 Hey, Jeff. 309 00:14:45,697 --> 00:14:48,799 Uh, could I get a cheeseburger? 310 00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:50,267 Boy, you know I'll have one too. 311 00:14:50,268 --> 00:14:53,904 I can't remember the last time that I had meat. 312 00:14:53,905 --> 00:14:57,474 Speaking of meat, uh, does our building 313 00:14:57,475 --> 00:15:01,578 smell like beef lately? 314 00:15:03,014 --> 00:15:04,181 I wouldn't know. 315 00:15:04,182 --> 00:15:07,217 Because I lost my sense of smell as a kid. 316 00:15:07,218 --> 00:15:12,189 Why haven't I said anything until now? 317 00:15:12,190 --> 00:15:14,691 I don't know. 318 00:15:14,692 --> 00:15:18,896 No. Just no. 319 00:15:18,897 --> 00:15:20,364 Hey, guys. 320 00:15:20,365 --> 00:15:21,598 - Hey. - Hey. 321 00:15:21,599 --> 00:15:22,866 Hey, Jeff. 322 00:15:22,867 --> 00:15:25,803 You and Audrey ready for "Operation All Up in Me?" 323 00:15:25,804 --> 00:15:27,304 That's right. 324 00:15:27,305 --> 00:15:28,438 - Good luck. - Thanks. 325 00:15:28,439 --> 00:15:29,673 Is it a big procedure? 326 00:15:29,674 --> 00:15:31,442 No, I mean, the whole thing will only take a minute. 327 00:15:31,443 --> 00:15:32,709 Which is how long it would take 328 00:15:32,710 --> 00:15:36,880 if Jeff did it to Audrey the old-fashioned way. 329 00:15:36,881 --> 00:15:40,184 Yeah, I spoil her. 330 00:15:40,185 --> 00:15:43,454 But, uh, she's all mad 'cause I won't get into 331 00:15:43,455 --> 00:15:45,722 this whole New Age-y thing with her. 332 00:15:45,723 --> 00:15:48,358 Well, she's probably really emotional. 333 00:15:48,359 --> 00:15:50,194 You know, cut her a break. 334 00:15:50,195 --> 00:15:53,163 Cut her a steak. 335 00:15:53,164 --> 00:15:57,734 Man, that doesn't even make any sense. 336 00:15:57,735 --> 00:16:01,672 You're blowing it. 337 00:16:01,673 --> 00:16:02,739 You know, maybe she's just trying to 338 00:16:02,740 --> 00:16:04,341 find a way to be more involved. 339 00:16:04,342 --> 00:16:06,009 Well, why didn't she just say that? 340 00:16:06,010 --> 00:16:08,178 My guess is she probably did. 341 00:16:08,179 --> 00:16:10,247 Look, you know what? 342 00:16:10,248 --> 00:16:12,249 Just go along with it. 343 00:16:12,250 --> 00:16:14,051 Bottom line, we're gonna turkey baste me 344 00:16:14,052 --> 00:16:15,986 and in a week, we'll know if it took. 345 00:16:15,987 --> 00:16:18,322 And if it didn't, it's not a big deal. 346 00:16:18,323 --> 00:16:20,991 You'll just write another check and we'll try again. 347 00:16:20,992 --> 00:16:23,260 Another check? 348 00:16:23,261 --> 00:16:26,597 Yeah, you have to pay the clinic every time you try. 349 00:16:35,173 --> 00:16:37,508 Welcome. 350 00:16:37,509 --> 00:16:42,012 To this life-giving experience. 351 00:16:42,013 --> 00:16:43,780 Jeff, you did this for me? 352 00:16:43,781 --> 00:16:45,482 For you, for me... 353 00:16:45,483 --> 00:16:48,018 For her. 354 00:16:48,019 --> 00:16:50,454 The whole universe, really. 355 00:16:50,455 --> 00:16:52,990 Babe, you heard me. 356 00:16:52,991 --> 00:16:54,691 I love you again. 357 00:16:54,692 --> 00:16:55,826 Okay. 358 00:16:55,827 --> 00:16:59,696 I'm gonna go tell them we're ready. 359 00:16:59,697 --> 00:17:02,366 Oh, you crazy bastard. 360 00:17:02,367 --> 00:17:05,969 And you, saddle up and get this right the first time. 361 00:17:15,597 --> 00:17:17,214 See ya, White Dynamite. 362 00:17:17,215 --> 00:17:19,600 Bye. 363 00:17:19,601 --> 00:17:20,918 Thank you for the fun, Timmy. 364 00:17:20,919 --> 00:17:24,922 I found you to be a worthy adversary between my sheets. 365 00:17:24,923 --> 00:17:29,243 I'm happy to have been the alley to your oop. 366 00:17:29,244 --> 00:17:31,561 Oh, man. 367 00:17:38,503 --> 00:17:40,403 Aah. 368 00:17:40,404 --> 00:17:41,788 Well, sir. 369 00:17:41,789 --> 00:17:43,974 I must admit I do have to thank you 370 00:17:43,975 --> 00:17:47,594 for showing me the joys of a stringless relationship. 371 00:17:47,595 --> 00:17:48,812 Yeah. 372 00:17:48,813 --> 00:17:51,782 No strings, man. 373 00:17:51,783 --> 00:17:54,685 Mr. Dunbar, what is it? 374 00:17:54,686 --> 00:17:56,787 Nothing. 375 00:17:56,788 --> 00:17:59,056 I think I've fallen for that big-boned gal. 376 00:17:59,057 --> 00:18:01,959 And now she's gone. 377 00:18:01,960 --> 00:18:03,760 Oh, sir. 378 00:18:03,761 --> 00:18:05,646 Don't look at me. 379 00:18:05,647 --> 00:18:07,698 It hurts, Tim. 380 00:18:07,699 --> 00:18:09,733 - It hurts so much! - Whoa, whoa. 381 00:18:18,776 --> 00:18:20,344 Hey. 382 00:18:20,345 --> 00:18:22,279 Don't "hey" me. 383 00:18:22,280 --> 00:18:24,498 Where are the steaks? 384 00:18:24,499 --> 00:18:26,850 Uh, I couldn't live with the guilt. 385 00:18:26,851 --> 00:18:29,353 So I rewrapped the box and I gave it back to Jeff. 386 00:18:29,354 --> 00:18:31,421 Wow. 387 00:18:31,422 --> 00:18:32,456 How mad was he? 388 00:18:32,457 --> 00:18:33,423 I don't know. 389 00:18:33,424 --> 00:18:36,793 I did it unanimously. 390 00:18:38,896 --> 00:18:42,299 It's the other one? 391 00:18:42,300 --> 00:18:45,335 Anyway, um, so I left them on his doorstep, 392 00:18:45,336 --> 00:18:46,770 and I even weighted them down a little bit, 393 00:18:46,771 --> 00:18:50,240 so he wouldn't notice some were missing. 394 00:18:50,241 --> 00:18:54,177 Well, at least he'll never know it was us. 395 00:18:54,178 --> 00:18:57,614 Nine... 396 00:18:57,615 --> 00:19:01,201 Only ten. 397 00:19:01,202 --> 00:19:03,620 "From the desk of Adam Rhodes." 398 00:19:10,878 --> 00:19:12,879 So, uh, I just talked to Dr. Sachs. 399 00:19:12,880 --> 00:19:15,165 - Yeah? - Didn't happen this time. 400 00:19:15,166 --> 00:19:16,466 But... 401 00:19:16,467 --> 00:19:18,568 He says he is confident we will get Brenda pregnant 402 00:19:18,569 --> 00:19:20,604 the next two, three tries. 403 00:19:20,605 --> 00:19:22,939 Two or three? 404 00:19:22,940 --> 00:19:25,842 No... 405 00:19:25,843 --> 00:19:29,446 Honey, don't be sad. We are gonna make this happen. 406 00:19:29,447 --> 00:19:31,948 I don't care if it takes ten times. 407 00:19:31,949 --> 00:19:34,251 Oh, geez. 408 00:19:34,252 --> 00:19:37,537 Oh, Jeff. See? 409 00:19:37,538 --> 00:19:39,122 This is the real you. 410 00:19:39,123 --> 00:19:41,191 Ten times? 411 00:19:41,192 --> 00:19:42,326 Oh. 412 00:19:42,327 --> 00:19:45,395 You really wanted it to happen. 413 00:19:48,766 --> 00:19:50,100 I did. 414 00:19:50,101 --> 00:19:52,302 I really did. 415 00:20:00,744 --> 00:20:03,001 Yo. 416 00:20:04,632 --> 00:20:06,182 You can stop pining, sir. 417 00:20:06,183 --> 00:20:10,453 I, uh, have a surprise for you. 418 00:20:10,454 --> 00:20:13,490 Stand up, White Dynamite. 419 00:20:13,517 --> 00:20:15,141 Shante. 420 00:20:15,142 --> 00:20:18,561 Oh, my God. Mmmm. 421 00:20:18,562 --> 00:20:21,030 I told her how much you were missing her, sir. 422 00:20:21,031 --> 00:20:22,899 So I'm taking you on the road with me. 423 00:20:22,900 --> 00:20:23,900 You are? 424 00:20:23,901 --> 00:20:26,903 Whee! 425 00:20:26,904 --> 00:20:28,071 Where are we going? 426 00:20:28,072 --> 00:20:29,772 Our first game's in Tulsa. 427 00:20:29,773 --> 00:20:30,940 Tulsa? 428 00:20:30,941 --> 00:20:32,775 And then it's off to Tacoma. 429 00:20:32,776 --> 00:20:35,211 What's Tacoma? 430 00:20:35,212 --> 00:20:36,546 You know, honey, I don't think this is working out, 431 00:20:36,547 --> 00:20:37,714 even though you're a great girl. 432 00:20:37,715 --> 00:20:40,483 Hey, I flew all the way across country. 433 00:20:40,484 --> 00:20:42,552 This is happening. 434 00:20:42,553 --> 00:20:44,787 Me, me, no, no. 435 00:20:44,788 --> 00:20:46,589 Timmy, do something! 436 00:20:46,590 --> 00:20:49,058 Timmy, call security! 437 00:20:49,059 --> 00:20:51,648 No means no! 438 00:20:52,031 --> 00:20:55,796 Sync by Alex1969 www.addic7ed.com 29650

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