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How great would it be
if I cracked this open
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and a chicken flew out?
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That'd be unbelievable.
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We'd be talking
about it forever.
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Plus, I'd sue this place
for millions,
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buy a house in the woods,
maybe a boat.
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Aw, man. Why didn't
I order an egg?
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And plus, I'll have
to grow some corn.
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Why?
Feed the million-dollar chicken.
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That's my boy.
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So this is an actual
conversation?
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Hey. You're the one who's always
asking what I'm thinking about.
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Heh. Not anymore.
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I just talked
to the landlord.
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He said we have to pay
to replace the broken sink.
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He has to pay for
normal wear and tear.
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I don't think what we did
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qualifies as "normal"
wear and tear,
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if you know
what I mean. Heh.
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We had sex on it.
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They knew what you meant.
I know.
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I just wanted to say it.
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Sex on the sink?
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How does that happen?
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We were getting ready for work,
sharing a mirror, and...
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You guys know how it is.
Mm.
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Nothing says "take me"
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like the sight of spit
and used dental floss.
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Anyway, now they have to
turn the water off
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for the whole bathroom
for a couple days.
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Look, I know it's
weird to ask, but...
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No, of course you can
use our bathroom.
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Audrey, I don't think
she was gonna ask
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to use our bathroom.
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Actually, yeah,
I was.
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Really?
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Pretty bold.
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Would be our pleasure.
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I'm sure you guys
would do the same for us.
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Oh, like we're ever
gonna have sex on our sink.
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Like a chicken's ever going
to fly out of your egg.
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Hey. Look at
the getup.
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Look like a banker
in a bad porno.
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Like there's such a thing
as a bad porno.
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Well, yeah, that one you
lent us last week was bad.
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Us? We didn't watch
any porno.
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Were-- Were you
not there?
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Listen, the nerd costume's
for my dad.
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He's making his annual visit
to the New York office, so...
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So you're trying to trick him
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into thinking you actually
give a crap about your job?
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Bingo, Mongo.
Give him a cookie.
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Whatever it takes to keep
the trust fund a-flowing.
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Yeah, 'cause that's,
like, 50 percent
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of what makes you
attractive to women.
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Oh. Don't be polite.
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We all know it's
more like 90.
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I don't buy
it's just about money.
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I think you actually want
your dad's approval.
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Audrey, you can't
stuff approval
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in a stripper's
G-string.
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Well, actually,
to a stripper,
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uh, money is approval.
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Oh, thanks,
Professor Horndog.
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Thanks, honey.
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Well, I'm gonna eat
breakfast at the office,
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impress the old man
with my work "ethic." Heh.
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If I get there before 11,
do I have to have someone
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let me in the building, or--?
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I'm good.
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There you go.
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Time for your 11:30
stretching session.
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Maybe today we'll both
pull a muscle.
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Mr. Dunbar,
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your father's on his way up.
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Ah...
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All right. Uh, just send
him in when he gets here.
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Yeah. Damn it, O'Malley,
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if you can't get the job done,
I'm giving it to Hannigan!
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Good day, sir!
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Oh, hey, Dad.
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Russell. Look at you.
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Ah, hey.
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You're getting so big.
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Yeah.
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I tell you,
the development business
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ain't what it
used to be. Heh-heh.
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How so?
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Oh. Uh...well,
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O'Malley and Hannigan
and the buildings,
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and, uh...
And all that...
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Democrats-- Hey,
so how was your flight?
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Great.
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I told my pilot
to dump the waste tank
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on your mother's
apartment building.
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Extremely satisfying.
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You know who's gonna
love that story?
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My therapist.
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Let's walk.
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So, uh-- So, what
brings you to New York?
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Uh, business, or just
the special delivery to Mom?
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Well...we're bidding on
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some projects
in Shanghai,
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so we're making
a PR video.
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You know, to introduce
Dunbar Worldwide
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to their local
business community.
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Uh, Shanghai is
a great market,
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but you know where the real
estate is still undervalued?
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Guangdong.
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Guangdong.
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I was thinking of
exploring Guangdong.
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That's not a real
place, is it?
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Guangdong is a place?
Yeah, it is.
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You know, and it's--
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We should be exploring it.
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That's a nice
observation, uh...?
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Adam. Adam Rhodes.
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Franklin Dunbar.
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Yeah, Adam's, uh--
Adam's my guy.
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I hired him, trained him,
took him under my wing.
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Oh.
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You must've had to
duck down pretty low.
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All right. I get it, I get it.
I had that coming. Okay.
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Well, it's an honor
to finally meet you, sir.
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And I think I read something
about you in the paper.
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What was it?
Ah, it's a damn paternity suit.
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Oh, sorry.
No, no, no, that's okay.
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I beat it.
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So, what's that put
your record at? Five and one.
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Now, son, we've been
over this.
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Just because I went to court
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to try and prove
you weren't mine
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doesn't mean I don't love you.
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I know.
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I mean, the appeal
hurt a little bit, but...
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Come on, come on.
Put 'em up!
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Okay.
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You see, Adam? You see the kind
of fun my boy and I have?
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Yes, sir.
Come on, let's walk.
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You really are doing some
good work here, Russell.
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Say, there's a property
down on Reade Street
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I'm supposed to
acquire.
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Run down there
and check it out for me.
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Me? Really?
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Yes. I'd like
your opinion.
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Oh. Well, you know this whole
Hannigan-Flanagan thing
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just blew up in my face.
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But, uh...yeah, sure,
I'll go.
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Knew I could
count on you.
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Oh. Excuse me.
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Yeah?
Wow.
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He's finally giving you
some responsibility.
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I know. I kind of
overshot that one a bit.
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I like to inherit
my money, not earn it.
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Cut the act.
You gotta feel good.
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He's seeing you
differently.
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Ah, I don't want
to get my hopes up.
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That was
the video director.
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I've gotta go
powwow with him.
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Adam, great to meet you.
Oh, same here, sir.
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And Russell, let's go
to dinner tonight.
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Yeah.
You like sushi?
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No, ac--
Great. Yamashiro's it is.
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Oh, really?
Come on.
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Oh, which one of 'em's
in there?
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Mm, Jen.
Again?
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She showered yesterday.
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She have some sort
of disorder?
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She got in there really early.
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Aren't you usually
dressed by now?
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Yeah. Usually.
But you're not
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because you opened up
our bathroom
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to the general public.
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It's fine.
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You hate being late for work.
This has gotta bug you.
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Look, it's just till
they get their sink.
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This is what you do
for friends.
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Doesn't seem worth it.
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Thanks again, guys.
You're welcome.
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I'm gonna get dressed, and
then off to look at sinks.
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Great. Don't be afraid to
pick the first one you see.
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You know that old saying:
Pick the first sink you see.
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See you later.
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Finally.
No way!
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Me first!
Hey. Move it, Jeff.
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That is,
um--
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Oh, my God.
Oh, what the hell?
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This is a mess.
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She didn't turn the fan on.
It's all steamy in here.
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How am I supposed to shave?
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You shaved last night.
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We got lucky this time.
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I gotta get
in the shower.
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Oh-ho, look. She finished
the toilet paper
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and didn't replace
the roll.
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Yeah, if she left
the toilet seat up,
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she'd be an honorary dude.
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I'll just...clean
all this up. Ew.
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I'm gonna go talk to her.
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No. No, no,
no, no, no. You can't.
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You're gonna do it?
No.
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Just-- I don't want
things to be weird.
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You serious? You're not gonna
say anything about this?
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Jeff, it's nothing.
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Nothing? If I left
the bathroom like this,
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you'd call
a divorce lawyer.
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There's no more
hot water.
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I'm just gonna shower
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at the gym.
You know what your problem is?
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You can't be mad at anybody
in the world except for me.
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What?
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You can't tell them
how you feel
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because you need to be liked.
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And it's no risk to
yell at me
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because legally,
I have to love you.
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You know what, Jeff?
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You're making me late for work,
and this bathroom is a mess.
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Why don't you
clean it up?
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Legally...I have to
love her.
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Oh, Adam,
there you are.
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Oh, Mr. Dunbar.
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Russell back
from Reade Street yet?
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Not yet.
Good.
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Uh, let's walk.
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Oh, and I, uh, prepared
a folder on Guangdong for you.
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Ooh, great.
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Oh, by the way,
I read your proposal
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on the seaport
project.
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We're going to make
each other rich.
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Me more so than you.
Sounds great.
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So, what can I do
for you?
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Well, we're shooting
this PR video,
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and I could use
your help.
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You're gonna be
on camera a little.
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Seriously?
Yes.
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You represent everything
Dunbar stands for.
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You're clean-cut, wholesome,
and you're smart.
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Thank you, sir.
Mm-hm.
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I get to be in a movie.
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So I think we'll
just take it
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from the top of
that last speech.
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Okay. So, what do you
want me to do?
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I want you to sit at
this desk here and act busy.
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And when I come over, I'll put
my hand on your shoulder,
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you simply look at
the camera and smile.
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Okay.
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Oh.
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As Dunbar Worldwide joins
the Shanghai marketplace,
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let me assure you we share
the same core values:
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honor, tradition and family.
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After all, we are
a family business.
252
00:10:03,501 --> 00:10:05,234
I took it over from my father,
253
00:10:05,234 --> 00:10:07,467
and one day, I'll pass
it on to my son...
254
00:10:07,467 --> 00:10:09,000
Russell.
255
00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:10,067
What?
256
00:10:10,067 --> 00:10:12,067
Cut.
257
00:10:12,067 --> 00:10:13,767
All right, let's try that
one more time.
258
00:10:13,767 --> 00:10:16,300
Except this time...
big smile.
259
00:10:25,734 --> 00:10:27,267
Oh. You're kidding.
260
00:10:27,267 --> 00:10:30,133
Russell's dad had you play
his son instead of Russell?
261
00:10:30,133 --> 00:10:31,501
Yeah.
262
00:10:31,501 --> 00:10:33,067
Why, 'cause you're
good-looking?
263
00:10:33,067 --> 00:10:34,901
You think he's good-looking?
264
00:10:35,968 --> 00:10:38,667
Little soft for my taste.
265
00:10:38,667 --> 00:10:40,234
It's not just about this,
you know.
266
00:10:40,234 --> 00:10:42,701
I mean, he thinks I'm really
smart and I have good ideas.
267
00:10:42,701 --> 00:10:44,267
Wow.
268
00:10:44,267 --> 00:10:45,868
Russell's dad
has Alzheimer's.
269
00:10:49,133 --> 00:10:51,167
Maybe the old guy just
wants to get in your pants.
270
00:10:52,467 --> 00:10:54,434
And if you know what's
good for your career...
271
00:10:54,434 --> 00:10:56,200
you'll let him.
272
00:10:57,267 --> 00:10:58,501
You know, I'm just worried
273
00:10:58,501 --> 00:11:00,400
that when Russell finds out
what his dad did,
274
00:11:00,400 --> 00:11:01,534
he'll be really hurt.
275
00:11:01,534 --> 00:11:02,934
Wow.
276
00:11:02,934 --> 00:11:05,367
It's weird to think Russell's
capable of emotion.
277
00:11:06,601 --> 00:11:08,567
Wait, is horny
an emotion?
278
00:11:10,133 --> 00:11:12,501
I mean, he acts like he doesn't
care what his dad thinks,
279
00:11:12,501 --> 00:11:14,267
but I know he does.
280
00:11:14,267 --> 00:11:16,167
Every son wants to make
his father proud.
281
00:11:16,167 --> 00:11:18,634
I cinched that in third grade
when I beat up a fifth-grader
282
00:11:18,634 --> 00:11:21,033
for making fun of
my chest hair.
283
00:11:22,767 --> 00:11:25,868
I don't think Russell could
beat up a fifth-grader now.
284
00:11:25,868 --> 00:11:28,434
Or grow chest hair.
285
00:11:28,434 --> 00:11:30,634
What should I do? I mean,
you think I should tell him?
286
00:11:30,634 --> 00:11:32,200
Well, is he ever
gonna see the video?
287
00:11:32,200 --> 00:11:34,901
Probably not. It's--
It's only in China.
288
00:11:34,901 --> 00:11:37,234
Yeah, so maybe I'll just
keep my mouth shut, huh?
289
00:11:37,234 --> 00:11:39,534
That's a pretty good rule
of thumb for you in general.
290
00:11:41,367 --> 00:11:43,200
Oh, hey, Jen, how was
uh, sink shopping?
291
00:11:43,200 --> 00:11:44,601
It was kind of
overwhelming.
292
00:11:44,601 --> 00:11:47,067
You wouldn't believe how many
different types they have.
293
00:11:47,067 --> 00:11:48,968
Undermount,
console, vessel.
294
00:11:48,968 --> 00:11:50,968
Did you find anything
you like? Did you buy one?
295
00:11:50,968 --> 00:11:53,167
Hey, we're not
putting you guys out?
296
00:11:53,167 --> 00:11:54,834
'Cause we don't want
to do that.
297
00:11:54,834 --> 00:11:57,367
No. Absolutely...
not.
298
00:11:57,367 --> 00:11:59,567
No. We're happy
to help.
299
00:11:59,567 --> 00:12:01,734
Well...I did find
one I liked.
300
00:12:01,734 --> 00:12:03,434
What do you think
of this one?
301
00:12:03,434 --> 00:12:05,767
Oh, it's really nice.
I like the brushed nickel.
302
00:12:05,767 --> 00:12:07,834
You think it's worth
the three-week back order?
303
00:12:07,834 --> 00:12:09,634
Well...
304
00:12:09,634 --> 00:12:13,334
I do. I mean...
305
00:12:13,334 --> 00:12:14,801
you're welcome to
continue using
306
00:12:14,801 --> 00:12:16,067
our bathroom
while you wait.
307
00:12:16,067 --> 00:12:17,801
Right, Audrey?
Yeah.
308
00:12:17,801 --> 00:12:18,868
As long as you
need it.
309
00:12:18,868 --> 00:12:20,834
I'll order this one. Thanks.
310
00:12:20,834 --> 00:12:25,734
Well, if it isn't
Little Lord Fauntleroy.
311
00:12:27,534 --> 00:12:29,300
Is that another
new suit?
312
00:12:29,300 --> 00:12:30,567
Yes, it is. Good eye.
313
00:12:30,567 --> 00:12:32,567
You know, Franklin's finally
coming around,
314
00:12:32,567 --> 00:12:34,834
putting a little trust in me,
and I plan on showing him
315
00:12:34,834 --> 00:12:37,601
I can handle any work
he needs me to do.
316
00:12:37,601 --> 00:12:40,100
Hey, by the way, how'd that
property on Reade Street look?
317
00:12:40,100 --> 00:12:41,634
Ah, crap.
318
00:12:48,534 --> 00:12:50,801
Audrey, guess who hit
the game-winning home run?
319
00:12:50,801 --> 00:12:51,868
You?
320
00:12:51,868 --> 00:12:52,934
No, no.
321
00:12:52,934 --> 00:12:55,000
Allison, the team's
token chick.
322
00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:57,334
It's-- It's
not news
323
00:12:57,334 --> 00:12:58,901
when I do it.
Hm.
324
00:12:58,901 --> 00:13:00,300
Mwah.
325
00:13:00,300 --> 00:13:01,701
Hey, guys.
326
00:13:01,701 --> 00:13:03,601
Hey, Audrey,
look who's here,
327
00:13:03,601 --> 00:13:06,634
dripping on
your hardwood floor.
328
00:13:06,634 --> 00:13:08,834
Oh, I'm sorry.
329
00:13:08,834 --> 00:13:10,767
I-it's fine, I'll--
I'll wipe it up.
330
00:13:10,767 --> 00:13:11,868
Of course you will.
331
00:13:13,334 --> 00:13:14,968
Are you wearing
Jen's robe?
332
00:13:14,968 --> 00:13:16,267
Uh, no, we each have one.
333
00:13:16,267 --> 00:13:17,834
You have matching
robes?
334
00:13:17,834 --> 00:13:19,634
They're not. The initials
are different.
335
00:13:19,634 --> 00:13:20,868
You have initials?
336
00:13:22,200 --> 00:13:23,968
No, I-I--
Just stop.
337
00:13:25,834 --> 00:13:27,701
Look, thanks for the shower.
And by the way,
338
00:13:27,701 --> 00:13:30,000
that tingly shampoo
was great.
339
00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:32,334
You used my tea tree
shampoo?
340
00:13:33,400 --> 00:13:34,400
Isn't that the stuff
341
00:13:34,400 --> 00:13:36,334
you have to special order?
Uh-huh.
342
00:13:37,767 --> 00:13:40,601
What a great thing
to share with friends.
343
00:13:42,367 --> 00:13:44,334
Anyway, thanks.
Hey.
344
00:13:44,334 --> 00:13:47,000
Remember to tell Jennifer
about that tea bag shampoo.
345
00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:51,234
Just stop it.
346
00:13:51,234 --> 00:13:53,367
Just stop trying
to make me upset.
347
00:13:53,367 --> 00:13:55,467
I'm just trying to get you
to stand up for yourself
348
00:13:55,467 --> 00:13:57,501
and let them know
that you're upset.
349
00:13:57,501 --> 00:13:59,400
I-- Well, if it
bothered me I would,
350
00:13:59,400 --> 00:14:01,100
but it doesn't
bother me at all.
351
00:14:01,100 --> 00:14:03,267
Well, fine.
Whatever.
352
00:14:03,267 --> 00:14:04,901
All right, I'm gonna go
take a shower.
353
00:14:04,901 --> 00:14:07,467
So maybe you can join me
and wash my back.
354
00:14:07,467 --> 00:14:10,667
Hm. And by "your back,"
you mean "my boobs," right?
355
00:14:12,501 --> 00:14:14,100
Po-tay-to, po-tah-to.
356
00:14:16,567 --> 00:14:19,033
And by the way,
nice po-tah-toes.
357
00:14:25,834 --> 00:14:28,300
Well, they sure are
anti-fan, aren't they?
358
00:14:29,534 --> 00:14:31,868
Are you kidding me?
359
00:14:31,868 --> 00:14:34,067
"I wub woo?"
360
00:14:34,868 --> 00:14:36,200
The mess is one thing,
361
00:14:36,200 --> 00:14:39,901
but sending baby-talk
love messages to each other?
362
00:14:39,901 --> 00:14:42,167
The Robe Twins
officially suck.
363
00:14:43,367 --> 00:14:45,400
Yes, they do.
This is too much.
364
00:14:45,400 --> 00:14:47,133
It is.
I should say something.
365
00:14:47,133 --> 00:14:49,067
You should.
I will.
366
00:14:49,067 --> 00:14:50,234
You will?
Yes.
367
00:14:50,234 --> 00:14:52,133
There you go.
That's my girl.
368
00:14:53,534 --> 00:14:56,601
Let's get in that shower
so you can wash my back.
369
00:14:57,501 --> 00:14:58,567
Both of 'em.
370
00:15:06,400 --> 00:15:08,067
Hey. What's going on?
371
00:15:08,067 --> 00:15:09,934
Ah. Old man went
to the airport.
372
00:15:09,934 --> 00:15:13,033
I can finally get back
into my own skin.
373
00:15:13,033 --> 00:15:16,267
Ah, hello, man necklace.
I've missed you, old friend.
374
00:15:17,267 --> 00:15:19,267
So the visit was a success?
375
00:15:19,267 --> 00:15:21,367
Yeah, you know.
376
00:15:21,367 --> 00:15:23,300
Pretty sure I got parasites
from the sushi,
377
00:15:23,300 --> 00:15:26,234
but...it's the cost
of doing business.
378
00:15:26,234 --> 00:15:28,100
So you're...happy?
379
00:15:28,100 --> 00:15:29,868
Back to same old Russell?
380
00:15:29,868 --> 00:15:31,400
Yeah.
381
00:15:31,400 --> 00:15:32,601
Great.
382
00:15:32,601 --> 00:15:34,167
Hey. Check out this DVD
383
00:15:34,167 --> 00:15:36,501
I yoinked from
the mailroom.
384
00:15:36,501 --> 00:15:39,601
It's that PR video
my dad shot.
385
00:15:39,601 --> 00:15:41,100
You don't want to
watch that.
386
00:15:41,100 --> 00:15:44,601
Oh, yeah, I do. These things
are always hi-lariously bad.
387
00:15:44,601 --> 00:15:46,200
Hey. You want--?
You want a tuna melt?
388
00:15:46,200 --> 00:15:48,601
I mean, I could-- I could go
for a tuna melt right now, huh?
389
00:15:48,601 --> 00:15:50,434
No, dude,
I wanna watch this.
390
00:15:52,200 --> 00:15:53,634
As Dunbar Worldwide
391
00:15:53,634 --> 00:15:55,601
joins the Shanghai marketplace,
392
00:15:55,601 --> 00:15:58,300
let me assure you we share
the same core values...
393
00:15:58,300 --> 00:16:02,267
Ow. Dude, watch the unit.
394
00:16:02,267 --> 00:16:03,601
You can't watch this.
395
00:16:03,601 --> 00:16:04,667
Dude, why not?
396
00:16:04,667 --> 00:16:05,968
Because...
397
00:16:05,968 --> 00:16:07,801
...I'm in it.
398
00:16:07,801 --> 00:16:12,067
Excellent. I bet you stare
in the camera like an idiot.
399
00:16:12,067 --> 00:16:15,467
No, Russell.
Your dad had me play you.
400
00:16:15,467 --> 00:16:16,968
What?
401
00:16:16,968 --> 00:16:18,968
Yeah, he wanted to highlight
the family angle,
402
00:16:18,968 --> 00:16:22,367
so...he thought my face
was better for the company.
403
00:16:24,534 --> 00:16:27,067
So he had you play his son?
404
00:16:28,067 --> 00:16:29,000
I'm sorry, yeah.
405
00:16:29,968 --> 00:16:31,734
Ugh.
406
00:16:31,734 --> 00:16:34,701
Well, I can't say that's not
the first time this happened.
407
00:16:34,701 --> 00:16:37,100
When I was 10,
he hired an actor
408
00:16:37,100 --> 00:16:40,067
to play me on the family
Christmas card.
409
00:16:41,033 --> 00:16:42,033
Really?
410
00:16:42,033 --> 00:16:43,200
Yeah.
411
00:16:43,200 --> 00:16:45,801
Worst part:
It was Jodie Foster.
412
00:16:45,801 --> 00:16:49,367
All right, well, let's
take a look anyway.
413
00:16:49,367 --> 00:16:51,334
Look, hey, don't--
Don't do this to yourself.
414
00:16:51,334 --> 00:16:53,000
You know, I mean,
just because your dad
415
00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:54,701
thinks the world
of me, huh,
416
00:16:54,701 --> 00:16:56,767
doesn't mean that he thinks
any less of you.
417
00:16:56,767 --> 00:16:58,367
Let's take
a look anyway.
418
00:16:58,367 --> 00:17:01,000
After all,
we are a family business.
419
00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:03,067
I took it over
from my father,
420
00:17:03,067 --> 00:17:05,734
and one day, I'll
pass it on to my son...
421
00:17:05,734 --> 00:17:07,133
Russell.
422
00:17:13,567 --> 00:17:14,901
Oh. Who the hell
is that?
423
00:17:16,033 --> 00:17:18,634
That's Ethan,
the water delivery guy.
424
00:17:20,601 --> 00:17:22,300
I-I-- I don't under--
Understand.
425
00:17:22,300 --> 00:17:24,167
He replaced you too, dude.
426
00:17:25,667 --> 00:17:28,067
No, but he-- He liked me, man.
I came up with Guangdong.
427
00:17:29,367 --> 00:17:33,434
Oh, my dad nearly sucker-
punched you in the nards.
428
00:17:33,434 --> 00:17:36,300
Wow. I-- I mean,
I feel like...
429
00:17:36,300 --> 00:17:39,200
Like you got sucker-punched
in the nards. I love it.
430
00:17:39,200 --> 00:17:40,567
I'm Adam.
431
00:17:40,567 --> 00:17:43,367
Franklin Dunbar likes me.
He thinks the world of me.
432
00:17:43,367 --> 00:17:45,200
Guangdong, bang a gong.
433
00:17:47,334 --> 00:17:49,734
I-- I prepared a folder
and everything.
434
00:17:49,734 --> 00:17:51,067
Look, I know
how you feel.
435
00:17:51,067 --> 00:17:53,067
Sure, it hurts now,
but over time,
436
00:17:53,067 --> 00:17:55,501
you'll learn to turn that pain
into biting sarcasm,
437
00:17:55,501 --> 00:17:57,033
which you'll use
to hurt others.
438
00:17:58,367 --> 00:18:00,934
Come on, I'll buy you a beer.
All right, thanks.
439
00:18:00,934 --> 00:18:04,267
I-- I can't help but thinking,
What about me didn't he like?
440
00:18:04,267 --> 00:18:05,868
What did I do wrong?
441
00:18:05,868 --> 00:18:08,367
That's exactly what
I asked Jodie Foster.
442
00:18:18,234 --> 00:18:19,701
Hey, you remember
that DVD
443
00:18:19,701 --> 00:18:22,067
those idiots claimed
we never sent back?
444
00:18:22,067 --> 00:18:25,801
And then we raised hell and got
that customer service guy fired?
445
00:18:27,334 --> 00:18:29,100
You better not tell me
you found it.
446
00:18:29,100 --> 00:18:30,701
Don't try to spin this
into bad news.
447
00:18:30,701 --> 00:18:33,701
We own Nacho Libre
free and clear.
448
00:18:36,133 --> 00:18:37,934
Hey guys. Is it okay
if I take a shower?
449
00:18:37,934 --> 00:18:40,167
I thought you were going to--
Sure, yeah. Go ahead.
450
00:18:40,167 --> 00:18:41,367
Chicken.
451
00:18:42,567 --> 00:18:44,534
And good news.
452
00:18:44,534 --> 00:18:47,767
The sink came in early, and
it's being installed tomorrow.
453
00:18:47,767 --> 00:18:50,133
And since you guys
have been so great...
454
00:18:50,133 --> 00:18:52,100
Oh, you didn't
have to do that.
455
00:18:52,100 --> 00:18:55,300
Oh, my favorite:
alcohol.
456
00:18:55,300 --> 00:18:57,267
It's a 2003
Saint-Exup�ry.
457
00:18:57,267 --> 00:18:58,968
Oh, this is really
expensive.
458
00:18:58,968 --> 00:19:00,133
Oh, it's the least
we can do
459
00:19:00,133 --> 00:19:01,734
for how great you guys
have been to us.
460
00:19:01,734 --> 00:19:03,334
I just hope we weren't
an imposition.
461
00:19:03,334 --> 00:19:05,267
No. No,
not at all.
462
00:19:05,267 --> 00:19:07,501
So nice to know
we have such good friends.
463
00:19:09,534 --> 00:19:10,968
Hey, look, you lost
your nerve,
464
00:19:10,968 --> 00:19:12,968
but we got a nice bottle
of wine out of the deal.
465
00:19:12,968 --> 00:19:15,167
So maybe you were right
in not saying anything.
466
00:19:15,167 --> 00:19:16,434
Yeah.
467
00:19:16,434 --> 00:19:19,067
I-- I didn't say
anything.
468
00:19:19,067 --> 00:19:20,901
Meaning what?
469
00:19:20,901 --> 00:19:23,133
Meaning ...I might
have left
470
00:19:23,133 --> 00:19:24,667
a little message
on the mirror.
471
00:19:24,667 --> 00:19:26,133
You might have?
472
00:19:26,133 --> 00:19:27,834
Hey!
I did.
473
00:19:33,701 --> 00:19:36,634
"Stop messing up
our bathroom, sinkhumpers?"
474
00:19:41,501 --> 00:19:43,868
Jeff. How could you?
475
00:19:46,734 --> 00:19:49,167
Really? You're good.
476
00:19:56,434 --> 00:19:57,801
Ah, yes. Nice to see
everything
477
00:19:57,801 --> 00:19:58,801
back to
neat and tidy.
478
00:19:58,801 --> 00:20:00,200
Mm-hm. Yes, it is.
479
00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:02,400
And again, thank you for
taking the bullet for me.
480
00:20:03,534 --> 00:20:06,234
Speaking of
taking the bullet...
481
00:20:06,234 --> 00:20:08,501
I know. I owe you.
482
00:20:08,501 --> 00:20:10,067
Why don't you
go wait in the bedroom,
483
00:20:10,067 --> 00:20:11,334
and I'll just
finish up here?
484
00:20:11,334 --> 00:20:13,934
Yeah, that's not how
this is gonna go down.
485
00:20:16,400 --> 00:20:17,400
Oh!
486
00:20:17,400 --> 00:20:19,801
What are you doing?
487
00:20:19,801 --> 00:20:21,934
I think you know
what I'm doing.
488
00:20:21,934 --> 00:20:25,033
Uh--! Ow! Watch the faucet.
489
00:20:29,267 --> 00:20:30,834
Sorry.
490
00:20:32,834 --> 00:20:34,901
Funny story.
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