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I can't believe you got this! I've been
on the waiting list for months!
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Yeah, well, I'm connected.
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Come on, your cousin Larry's a night
manager at the Primus Toys R Us.
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You're not exactly mobbed up.
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- Here, give me this.
- No, no! Sorry!
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You're mobbed up!
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- Come on.
- How about we start with this?
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Video Golf? Super, I was wondering
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what it would be like to 70
and live in South Florida.
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Come on!
Put in a game where you blow things up
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and you drive your car on hookers,
let's go!
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Okay, yeah, but then, golf.
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Hey, guys. What are you doing?
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Maiden voyage
with my new video game system.
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Well, I hope
you finished your homework first.
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These games are not just for kids
and losers anymore, honey.
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Dirty whore.
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What?
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No, he's talking to the game.
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You were talking to the game, right?
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- No! She's not a whore!
- Give me this!
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Gimme, gimme!
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... ditches out to Marbury,
Marbury shoots a three!
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No good!
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Game over! Knicks lose!
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Come on!
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Francis crawls inside,
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ditches out to Marbury,
Marbury shoots a three!
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No good!
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Game over! Knicks lose!
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Come on!
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Hey, Jeff.
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Back here.
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Great news, I got it!
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Good, I'm starving,
did you get the spicy dipping sauce?
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No, when I said "I got it,"
I meant "I got the promotion!"
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That's good too.
Way to go, kudos.
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You've got a little excitement, uh?
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Maybe something on a par
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with your enthusiasm
for the dipping sauce.
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That's gone now,
because there is no dipping sauce.
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Nor hot wings to dip in.
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Jeff, this is good for both of us!
More money, an extra week of vacation!
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- Tickets to the Met.
- The Mets?
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Where are the seats?
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The Met, the Metropolitan Opera.
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One little S is the difference
between "best news ever"
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and "who cares?".
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All right.
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Good work on the promotion.
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Where are you going?
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Well, you came in here talking
about wings, you got me all hungry,
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so I'm gonna go and get some.
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Maybe some Mets tickets.
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Possibly a Kudos bar.
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It's a nice day, are you boys sure
you don't wanna play outside?
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No way!
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Man, it's the best 500 bucks
I've ever spent.
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By the way,
next time we see my cousin Larry,
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you have to show him your bra.
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$500, isn't that a lot
to spend on a toy?
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It-- This is not a toy!
It's a state of the art gaming console.
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Plus, I really, really wanted it.
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Well, I really wanted those Prada boots
I saw at Barney's.
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You only said "really" once.
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My point is, I didn't buy them
because I would have felt guilty
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spending so much money
on something that was just for me.
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You know, now that we're us.
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Honey, this is totally an "us" thing.
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- Give me your control.
- No, no!
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No, please!
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What are you doing?
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We should just talk to each other
before we make big purchases,
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- especially on something so frivolous.
- What? Fri--
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Frivolous?
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Frivolous? This is a necessity,
like air and oxygen.
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Plus, it's hours of fun
for the whole family.
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I just run over three more whores.
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That one was a male lady.
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Hello!
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Back for the social security checks,
I'll take that.
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Looks like Granny's eaten
dog food again...
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What's the champagne for?
Did you get it?
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- I got it!
- Congratulations!
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- It's great!
- Thank you.
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You're now looking at the new senior
deputy editor of Indoor Living Magazine.
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Well, let's open the champagne!
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Hey, guys!
Audrey just got a big promotion at work!
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- That's great!
- Congratulations!
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- Get out of the TV!
- We're in the middle of a game!
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- Jeez.
- They just got their game,
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- they're really into it.
- Wait until Jeff see it.
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Back in the 90s he had
a pretty serious case of Packman fever.
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He must have been really excited
about your promotion.
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He wasn't.
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A few days ago,
he lost this big account at work,
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so I thought he'd be thrilled
at me bringing in extra money.
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Well, Jeff's a pretty macho guy,
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maybe he feels
threatened by your success.
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Yeah, I guess it was just bad timing.
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I shouldn't have bragged about it
just after he had a set back.
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You forget men can be
very sensitive sometimes.
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- Die, whore, die!
- Yeah, you got it!
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Anyway, I've been through this before,
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I have an idea of something special
I can do for Jeff to fix it.
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Well, if you have to do that,
you should probably have more of this.
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Oh, God! No, not that.
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That's only when I've done
something really wrong.
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Or if my sister is coming
to stay with us.
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Come on! She got my wallet again.
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Hey, Audrey.
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Hey! There is my guy.
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Look at you.
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Sit down and relax.
Dinner's almost ready.
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- What did you order?
- I didn't order anything, I cooked.
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You either bought
something really expensive
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or you sister's coming to stay with us.
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And if she is...
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My sister's not coming.
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It's just you're my man and I wanna
make sure you're taken care of.
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And that brings us back to...
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I'm just doing this because I realized
the other day I was inconsiderate,
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I came in flaunting my promotion
when you'd had such a bad week at work.
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Bad week?
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- You lost that account.
- That's quite a losing.
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What?
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Our client was a pain, always wanted
status reports on his investments.
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Here's the status.
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You're annoying.
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So... my promotion didn't bother you?
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Not at all!
I'm thrilled you got a promotion,
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you deserve it, you're a smart cookie
and a stone fox.
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Thank you.
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Why weren't you this happy
when I told you Tuesday night?
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Tuesday night?
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The Knicks lost a game at the buzzer.
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You're in a good mood now.
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Last night, they won.
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You know, Jeff, after 12 years,
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I expect at parties you're gonna
disappear to check the score,
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or if we're at a restaurant
with the game on,
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I'm not gonna get so much eye contact.
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But this, this a whole new level.
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My promotion was less important to you
than the Knicks losing.
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- That's not true.
- Yes, it is!
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You're more emotionally invested
in your teams than you are in me.
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I haven't been rooting for you
since I was 5.
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I am your wife!
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Our life should not be dictated
by the success or failures of strangers.
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Strangers?
Did I not meet Patrick Ewing twice?
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Fine!
Why don't you invite over for dinner?
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Maybe he'll take care of you...
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Okay! You know what?
You're right, I'm sorry.
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I want to make it up to you.
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How? The moment's gone.
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How about I take you out tomorrow night
for the celebration you deserve?
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Well, that would be a start.
What do you have in mind?
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Knicks game.
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There's no way you're that dumb.
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No, I got tickets from work,
floor seats,
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you're gonna get the VIP treatment,
sit right down on the floor
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with all the celebrities, Spike Lee,
Woody Allen, Matthew Modine.
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All right, great.
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This doesn't totally
get you off the hook though,
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I'm gonna want an other night out.
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Including a Broadway show.
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- You don't mean it.
- Oh, yes.
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Possibly the kind where people
start singing for no godly reason.
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Who does that?
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I'd like to drink this brew!
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First one, then maybe two.
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See?
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Stupid.
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I'll have the turkey sandwich.
Thanks.
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Shouldn't you call Jennifer and ask
if it's okay that you spend those $5?
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She's right, man. We're engaged now.
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We have to be a team.
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Dude, I'm not wearing a wire, all right?
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Jennifer's not here,
you can speak freely.
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She said she wouldn't spend
a lot of money
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without talking to me first,
you heard her.
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Yeah, I heard her words.
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But let's examine her actions.
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How much does she spend on herself
each month?
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- I don't know.
- I do.
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Makeup, 50. Waxing, 40.
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Hair care products, 60. Haircut, 90.
Mani-pedi, 80.
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So she's spending like...
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Over $300 a month,
without talking to you.
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You wanna know
how much she spends on skin care?
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- Yeah, I do.
- No, you don't.
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How do you know all this?
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I study the female animal.
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Know your prey.
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- Hey, guys.
- Hey, Dunston, checking in?
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You're not going
to the Knicks game with me.
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Thanks for making that easy.
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Hey, aren't you due back
in Paris Hilton's handbag?
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Why aren't you taking me with you?
200
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Audrey and I got in a fight,
I'm taking her to make up.
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Come on!
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Audrey takes my Knicks ticket.
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Jennifer's grabbing my vid game time.
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One of you has to dump your chick.
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What was the fight about?
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Audrey told me about her promotion
right after the Knicks lost a close one,
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I was less than jubilant, she thinks
I care more about the Knicks than her.
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Right, she's just figuring that out now?
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No, I'll patch things up with Audrey
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and it'll get me courtside.
It's win-win.
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Is taking your wife to a game
really win-win?
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"Can I have the binoculars?
Give me some popcorn.
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"Give me the binoculars back.
Look, there's ice cream!
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"Hold on the binoculars.
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"Look, is that a snow cone?
Will you grab me one?
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"Give me the binoculars back.
I feel sick,
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"How much longer is this--
Why did you let me eat all that?"
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You don't want the putter,
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you want the driver,
that's your power club.
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Now, line it up, you pull it back.
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Slowly... And then wail
on that dude's head with it.
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- Yeah! Don't be shy!
- I got it, I got his Camaro!
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All right, guys.
I'm going get my hair done.
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You know, you were right.
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We should talk to each other
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before either of us
spends a lot of money.
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I'm glad you agree.
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I'll see you later.
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Hang on.
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Shouldn't we talk about
where you're having your hair done?
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You're serious?
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Well, yeah. It's a big expenditure.
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I'm... going to Philippe's,
where I always go.
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And you get...
What, a two-color process?
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Maybe a little conditioning toner
at the end.
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And that plus tip is how much?
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You can't put a price
on good hair color.
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I bet Philippe can.
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Price close to 200 bucks.
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Where are you getting this?
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I refuse to reveal my source.
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Remind me not to tell you
a bunch of secrets.
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You should go.
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I can't, we're in the middle
of a mega game, here.
245
00:12:53,778 --> 00:12:54,778
No, you should go.
246
00:12:59,395 --> 00:13:01,390
You try to help people!
247
00:13:08,994 --> 00:13:11,126
Why would you listen
to Russell's advice?
248
00:13:11,389 --> 00:13:14,218
His longest relationship
was three lap dances in a row.
249
00:13:16,131 --> 00:13:19,138
You're pretty hypocritical
spending all that money on your hair.
250
00:13:19,497 --> 00:13:22,081
I can't color it myself,
I've been going to Philippe for years!
251
00:13:22,203 --> 00:13:24,444
I've been playing video games
long before I met you.
252
00:13:24,704 --> 00:13:26,877
Which is probably why it took you
so long to meet me.
253
00:13:28,517 --> 00:13:29,517
Look.
254
00:13:29,744 --> 00:13:32,915
This isn't just about my hair
or your game,
255
00:13:33,325 --> 00:13:35,895
it's about us spending ourselves
without talking to each other.
256
00:13:36,064 --> 00:13:38,797
You're right, I guess we need money
for our wedding, our honeymoon,
257
00:13:38,934 --> 00:13:39,934
and a flat screen TV.
258
00:13:40,274 --> 00:13:42,420
Exactly!
How about this?
259
00:13:42,715 --> 00:13:45,776
To begin our new plan
of fiscal responsibility,
260
00:13:46,173 --> 00:13:47,225
I will color my own hair.
261
00:13:47,785 --> 00:13:52,596
And I will sell my video game system
to Russell for an outrageous profit.
262
00:13:53,242 --> 00:13:54,800
It's fun working together!
263
00:13:55,430 --> 00:13:59,215
All right! I will go to the drugstore
and get my hair color kit.
264
00:13:59,352 --> 00:14:01,826
All right, honey,
I'm gonna box up the game.
265
00:14:03,290 --> 00:14:05,251
Way to get rid of her, dude.
Let's play!
266
00:14:13,442 --> 00:14:15,205
This is gonna be great, Audrey.
267
00:14:15,655 --> 00:14:17,556
I only get these floor seats
once a year.
268
00:14:17,678 --> 00:14:19,086
It's a different game up close.
269
00:14:20,097 --> 00:14:21,723
We might even get sweat on us.
270
00:14:23,514 --> 00:14:24,514
If we're lucky.
271
00:14:26,300 --> 00:14:28,671
All right, get going,
beat the crowd, get those seats!
272
00:14:28,811 --> 00:14:30,059
Take in the atmosphere.
273
00:14:30,701 --> 00:14:32,191
Floor seats, hello!
274
00:14:36,542 --> 00:14:39,112
What's going on here?
You're having a yard sale?
275
00:14:40,273 --> 00:14:42,064
I'm having wardrobe problems.
276
00:14:42,665 --> 00:14:43,881
Oh, no, please.
277
00:14:45,412 --> 00:14:47,626
Please, not tonight.
Not with the floor seats.
278
00:14:48,032 --> 00:14:50,288
I've tried everything on,
nothing looks good.
279
00:14:50,410 --> 00:14:53,362
This looks good, I told you that
when you modeled for me yesterday!
280
00:14:53,608 --> 00:14:56,619
Yesterday, it fit.
Today, I'm all bloody
281
00:14:56,741 --> 00:14:58,901
and the seams are practically
bursting open.
282
00:14:59,024 --> 00:15:00,076
Since yesterday?
283
00:15:00,650 --> 00:15:01,935
Are you calling me a liar?
284
00:15:02,810 --> 00:15:05,038
You're mad
I don't agree, you're fat.
285
00:15:07,084 --> 00:15:09,161
There's a new twist on a old game.
286
00:15:10,350 --> 00:15:12,921
Look, I have two more possibilities.
I'm gonna try both on,
287
00:15:13,058 --> 00:15:14,466
you tell me which one looks better.
288
00:15:14,588 --> 00:15:16,227
Tell you right now, first one.
289
00:15:17,770 --> 00:15:19,670
Jeff, you could at least
pretend to care.
290
00:15:20,039 --> 00:15:21,039
I was pretending.
291
00:15:23,032 --> 00:15:24,112
Go without me.
292
00:15:25,140 --> 00:15:26,302
I'm not falling for that one,
293
00:15:26,438 --> 00:15:28,885
it's like when you said
I didn't have to do anything special
294
00:15:29,008 --> 00:15:30,008
for our anniversary.
295
00:15:31,413 --> 00:15:34,953
You didn't have to,
I thought maybe you would want to.
296
00:15:35,237 --> 00:15:38,094
You should know
subtle word plays are lost on me.
297
00:15:39,050 --> 00:15:42,262
Tonight is being torpedoed
because you think you're fat.
298
00:15:42,645 --> 00:15:46,116
I don't think I'm fat,
I feel fat.
299
00:15:47,189 --> 00:15:48,446
More word play.
300
00:15:50,743 --> 00:15:52,698
Tonight was supposed
to be fun for both of us
301
00:15:52,820 --> 00:15:55,335
but now you're in a bad mood
because of your clothes.
302
00:15:55,540 --> 00:15:58,785
Your body and clothing issues
are just like my sports.
303
00:15:59,482 --> 00:16:00,535
- What?
- Yep.
304
00:16:00,692 --> 00:16:03,658
When you think that you look good
and your clothes all fit, life is good,
305
00:16:03,781 --> 00:16:05,489
but if not, it's foxhole time.
306
00:16:07,321 --> 00:16:08,347
That is crazy.
307
00:16:08,469 --> 00:16:10,232
Is it?
Is it crazy?
308
00:16:13,457 --> 00:16:15,398
If it's crazy, wear what you got,
let's go.
309
00:16:16,492 --> 00:16:18,132
- Fine, let's go.
- Great.
310
00:16:19,616 --> 00:16:20,628
This is gonna be great.
311
00:16:20,751 --> 00:16:23,239
With these seats,
we're practically in the game.
312
00:16:23,361 --> 00:16:25,931
You're gonna come away
with a whole new appreciation...
313
00:16:26,067 --> 00:16:27,067
Audrey?
314
00:16:33,065 --> 00:16:34,623
You're totally right, I can't do it.
315
00:16:35,115 --> 00:16:36,263
I'm pathetic.
316
00:16:36,837 --> 00:16:37,837
We're pathetic.
317
00:16:38,791 --> 00:16:41,472
But I don't want to ruin your night.
Why don't you go to the game?
318
00:16:41,594 --> 00:16:42,594
Not without you.
319
00:16:43,189 --> 00:16:45,594
I've got an idea
about something you could wear.
320
00:16:45,758 --> 00:16:47,385
It'll take care of all of your problems.
321
00:17:03,099 --> 00:17:04,138
Coming out!
322
00:17:05,272 --> 00:17:06,776
Let me just finish my game.
323
00:17:09,154 --> 00:17:10,206
Okay, I'm done.
324
00:17:13,510 --> 00:17:14,510
Look at you!
325
00:17:14,891 --> 00:17:17,542
Yeah, I did it!
Take that, expensive salon!
326
00:17:18,048 --> 00:17:19,196
How's solitaire?
327
00:17:19,415 --> 00:17:21,861
Just as good as my game system.
328
00:17:22,414 --> 00:17:24,971
You know, I feel better
having sacrificed for us
329
00:17:25,093 --> 00:17:26,870
- and our financial future.
- Me too.
330
00:17:27,293 --> 00:17:28,552
So, we make a great team.
331
00:17:28,674 --> 00:17:31,038
We don't need to spend
a lot of money to make us happy.
332
00:17:39,463 --> 00:17:42,743
- What is this? It's all over my hands!
- It wasn't supposed to happen!
333
00:17:43,837 --> 00:17:45,340
It's burning my eye, honey!
334
00:17:46,086 --> 00:17:47,152
It's burning my eye!
335
00:17:47,781 --> 00:17:48,781
Get it out!
336
00:17:48,957 --> 00:17:49,968
Get it out!
337
00:17:57,777 --> 00:17:58,789
What happened in there?
338
00:17:59,459 --> 00:18:00,935
Everything's stained with brown dye.
339
00:18:01,112 --> 00:18:03,641
It's not brown,
it's twilight sequoia.
340
00:18:04,136 --> 00:18:06,666
Whatever, it's all over the sink
and the towels and the walls,
341
00:18:06,788 --> 00:18:09,657
it's like you executed a family
of chocolate bunnies in there.
342
00:18:09,890 --> 00:18:12,278
I must have forgotten to rinse,
but it was confusing,
343
00:18:12,401 --> 00:18:15,135
I couldn't figure out how to use
the applicator, the mix splattered
344
00:18:15,258 --> 00:18:16,453
and the gloves wouldn't fit.
345
00:18:17,204 --> 00:18:19,104
You may want to buy a new toothbrush.
346
00:18:19,644 --> 00:18:22,338
Let me tell you something.
Solitaire sucks, man.
347
00:18:22,460 --> 00:18:25,289
I mean, I keep cheating and cheating
and I still don't win!
348
00:18:26,286 --> 00:18:27,543
I wanna go back to Philippe.
349
00:18:27,694 --> 00:18:29,675
Well, I think we both want that.
350
00:18:29,976 --> 00:18:31,889
You can get your video game
back from Russell.
351
00:18:32,146 --> 00:18:33,787
I doubt he'll sell it back to me.
352
00:18:33,909 --> 00:18:36,342
I mean, he might have showed
cousin Larry some side-boob.
353
00:18:37,490 --> 00:18:38,668
Okay, I'm gonna go shower.
354
00:18:40,541 --> 00:18:41,541
Hold on.
355
00:18:42,222 --> 00:18:45,194
If I'm going back to Philippe,
and you're getting your game back,
356
00:18:45,316 --> 00:18:47,634
we're not sacrificing anything
for our financial future.
357
00:18:47,787 --> 00:18:50,426
We sacrificed plenty,
the towels, the shower curtain,
358
00:18:50,548 --> 00:18:52,052
possibly the vision in my eye.
359
00:18:52,587 --> 00:18:56,141
Seriously, I thought we were gonna
work together like a grown-up couple.
360
00:18:56,263 --> 00:18:57,398
We still can.
361
00:18:57,671 --> 00:18:59,585
There's other sacrifices we can make.
362
00:18:59,707 --> 00:19:00,707
Like what?
363
00:19:01,378 --> 00:19:03,606
Well, like walking more,
taking fewer cabs.
364
00:19:03,852 --> 00:19:07,186
We could go to the museums and the park
instead of movies and concerts.
365
00:19:07,419 --> 00:19:09,729
It's not gonna be easy,
but we're in it together.
366
00:19:09,920 --> 00:19:10,931
Give me a kiss.
367
00:19:11,465 --> 00:19:12,859
Careful, caustic chemicals.
368
00:19:16,399 --> 00:19:19,037
You know what else I just thought of
that's fun and it's free?
369
00:19:21,186 --> 00:19:23,360
That's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.
370
00:19:23,482 --> 00:19:25,108
Are you willing to make it right now?
371
00:19:26,106 --> 00:19:29,550
I need like a half an hour,
I just sacrificed a few minutes ago.
372
00:19:30,950 --> 00:19:32,467
Solitaire was really boring.
373
00:19:38,508 --> 00:19:39,508
Tonight was fun.
374
00:19:40,886 --> 00:19:43,832
It was. Next time,
don't let me eat so much, I feel sick.
375
00:19:43,954 --> 00:19:44,954
Of course you do.
376
00:19:46,260 --> 00:19:48,228
Sorry I didn't get excited
about your promotion,
377
00:19:48,351 --> 00:19:51,419
I really am excited, and I promise
I'll be thrilled for the next one.
378
00:19:57,500 --> 00:19:59,387
It's game highlights,
maybe we'll see us.
379
00:19:59,509 --> 00:20:00,589
No, you almost never--
380
00:20:01,887 --> 00:20:03,433
Who is that handsome devil?
381
00:20:03,555 --> 00:20:04,880
Don't pause it!
382
00:20:07,283 --> 00:20:09,361
You said I looked cute in that outfit.
383
00:20:09,675 --> 00:20:10,919
It's just paused funny.
384
00:20:13,748 --> 00:20:15,060
I look terrible!
385
00:20:16,195 --> 00:20:18,701
No, you don't.
Spike Lee was wearing the same thing,
386
00:20:18,823 --> 00:20:19,823
and he's adorable.
387
00:20:19,957 --> 00:20:21,475
This shirt is way too big,
388
00:20:21,598 --> 00:20:24,850
it looks like I'm being fumigated
for termites.
389
00:20:25,780 --> 00:20:26,780
That's a good one.
390
00:20:27,447 --> 00:20:28,773
Because it's not true.
391
00:20:37,210 --> 00:20:40,586
Come on, Russell, you've been playing
with that game all night.
392
00:20:42,404 --> 00:20:43,404
Fine!
393
00:20:44,018 --> 00:20:45,344
I'll put my clothes back on.
394
00:20:45,576 --> 00:20:47,394
You'd rather play with that game
than me.
395
00:20:58,258 --> 00:21:00,281
Take it. I don't want that anymore.
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