All language subtitles for Deathcheaters (1976)

Send in the second wave.

Julia.

Cue the screaming women.

Kill! Kill!

Got a light mate?

Cut, print.

Cut.

Cut!

Fantastic!

[Rod] Yep.

Perfectly disciplined.

We have got some
excellent footage.

Good.

This mutt wasn't
too impressed.

Ah, yes.

Well, he's a cultured hound.

He thinks that people who
work for are living are common.

Is that the way
you all think it is,

working for a living?

Yep.

♪ Higher ♪

♪ Higher ♪

♪ Fly high. Reach
for the sky ♪

♪ Death cheater ♪

♪ You should fly ♪

♪ Death cheater ♪

♪ Haven't you noticed
how late it seems ♪

♪ Haven't you build
your world on dreams ♪

♪ Didn't you gamble
each moment on ♪

♪ Could you ♪

♪ be wrong ♪

Can I help?

What with?

You seem depressed.

I'm anxious. I can never
bear to let the mixture stand.

I know I should but once
the ingredients are in,

I'm always
impatient for a taste.

Forgive the
colouring illusion

but it's moments like these
my mind roams to food.

Shall I send out
for a sandwich?

Oh, that would be tempting.

But no, I think we'd
better send for the car.

Quiet everybody!

Turn over.

[Man] Anticor, 4. Take 10.

Action.

Hi.

If you can get a
really clear view,

of the underside of your car,

you'd probably find
the telltale signs of rust,

but not if you've
protected your vehicle

with Anticor
underseal compound.

Look at it like this...

And you'll see what I mean.

[Man] Cut.

Look Steven,

[Steven] Yeah.

That was fine.

That was fine.

But well, to be
brutally honest,

I, I, I, err, I didn't
follow your motivation.

You do what to my which?

You follow?

Yeah, sure.

You, speak the words
clearly and hold up the pack,

that's all I've ever
been asked to do.

Yes but, I'm
asking for more.

Then you get
Laurence Olivier.

Steve, I don't
understand your position.

Making commercials
is extremely creative.

I mean, why does
it matter to you

that people should
buy this Anticor?

Sunshine, it doesn't matter
to me if they drink it.

Exactly.

Hey Steve,

I don't like to see
that sort of thing.

I don't like to see that
thing and not be part of it.

That's what I meant.

- Hey come back here.
- You can't do this to me!

I'll have you blacklisted!
You'll never work again!

Would you like more money?

You all right.

I'm all right.

What are you doing?

Being motivated.

Base.

This is Hilda Handcuff.

The pickup is confirmed.

You think he's trying
to tell us something?

That's dangerous.

There goes you
no claim bonus.

I'm not insured.

Would you like a few
kidneys for the dog?

'Ere, what do you
think you're doing?

Hey, there's a cue you know?

- Cover him, Rod.
- Come on. On your feet.

You got a bit of
explaining to do, mate.

You can't just steal
meat and not pay for it.

Oh, it's not as bad
as it seems, mate.

Hey. It's the two of them,
sergeant. Arrest them.

They stole my meat.

And that one's
with them as well.

You okay?

Yeah.

You all right?

Don't tell me. Batman
and Robin, huh?

Well, we were
just passing Serge.

Incidentally, you owe this
gentlemen for a leg of lamb.

Hey?

Look, what's going on here?

These men are
wanted by the police.

Yeah, I picked this
one for a wrong one

as soon as he
walked in the shop.

Not them, them!

Yeah, them.

Thanks for your
efforts anyway.

It broke the monotony.

Yeah, life gets
tedious, huh?

- Not really.
- Does the old bus

good to give her a run
every now and then.

Burns off the gunge.

I guess it does.

I assume they're not
wanted for double parking.

No, a bank job.

Merchant security
down in the city.

How was their score?

Nothing.

They tripped the alarm,
shoved the staff in the vault,

spun the tumblers and
off like smoke. Lovely.

Lovely.

I've got to wait for
the general manager

to get back from Melbourne
so I can get them out.

How'd the thieves get in?

Chief Clark's got a key.

Well, there you go then.

Chief Clark's
inside the vault.

Oh, good luck then.

I don't need a good luck.

Its the people inside
the vault need that,

but I got an air hose in there
and soon they'll suffocate.

What are we waiting for?

Let's go.

Very good of you
blokes to offer the help

I'm sure you mean well.

As Adam Dunphy told you

the only way of
introducing an air line is

by the external wall.

All the interior walls
are fully steel reinforced.

The external isn't.

I'm sure you can see why.

Yes.

Now, is there a
plan of the building

showing the
location of the vault?

Yes. This is Mr. Langham,
the building manager.

How do you do?

How do you do?

Mr. Langham, could you
show me where the vault is?

Certainly.

Here we are.

I know, sir.

Hardly worth bringing a
county into the city anymore.

Got a plan?

You've been booked.

What's that?

Done for parking;
Contrary to notice.

Not my department.

What do you think of that?

Not strong on it.

We've got a plan?

Certainly have.

Good, tell the Sergeant
what our plan is?

Not gonna pay
your bloody fine.

Hope they can
hold their breath.

It's not the
fastest way down.

How much further, Steve?

[Steve] Ah, you've got
about another six foot.

That the mark?

[Steve] Yeah,
that's about it.

Righto. Hold me there.

Ready for the airline?

Yep, send it down now.

Bring up the airline.

Here she comes.

- [Rod]
- Right.

Air line's through.

Magnificent, let me
shake you by the hand.

I believe
relief is at hand.

There you are Bruce.

Well?

Well, what?

Anything in the paper?

I wasn't looking.

You've been studying
the morning paper to see if-

- I have not.

You're arrogant
and you're conceited

and that's exactly why-

- I just thought a reference
would be good for business.

And was there a reference?

No.

You did look?

Oh, a glance.

You know, just a glance.

Ha!

Ha, it's very
meaningful that is.

Would it have been
good for business

if you've been shot dead?

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh, is worse than ha?

That's what's
getting at you, is it?

That I could've
been shot dead.

Yes, it's terribly
orthodox of me, isn't it?

Well, I wasn't shot dead.

You didn't make
the papers either.

You knew what I did
when you married me.

Leading the Norman cavalry
armed with a rubber sword

is not what we're discussing.

We do not use
rubber swords.

Yesterday's extravaganza
is what we're discussing.

It was my responsibility
as a... citizen.

But you have
a wife now Steve.

You can't keep on playing

like you're one of
the three Musketeers.

We were only
helping the police.

It was reckless daring
do and you know it.

Daring do?

What'd you get that from,
some boys' own book?

What do you
think I am anyway?

Some big kid?

Sure, jumping off of
rooftops and setting fire

to your pants.

I don't really go for that

but at least that's
under control.

But it's all the same thing.

It's a sign of immaturity.

Sign of...

Bit of a warm welcome.

This is private property.

Yeah, too right.

You didn't bring any
sandwiches with you, did you mate?

Might have a biscuit.

What's your name?

Rod.

Steve.

G'day.

How are ya?

Listen, kid.

It all goes back,
a very long way.

And I don't know
whether you'd understand.

I might.

Yeah, well, one
day I might explain.

Listen Bismark, old mate,

don't judge me by
your standards, okay?

I mean, I admire your
style, you Puritan dog,

but look, this girl
is really special.

On the level this time,
I'm serious about her.

So don't say anything, hey?

Her name is Wendy, I think.

Yeah, Wendy.

You'll really like her.

Here we go.

I do hope this is not
an inconvenient moment.

Splendid dog you
have. Shall we go?

I was expecting visitors.

She'll wait,
they always do.

Who are you?

I'm a professional gunman,

and I wonder if you would
mind accompanying me.

Yes, I would.

Then I wonder if you would
mind accompanying him.

Well, when you
put it that, not at all.

If I'm not back by
morning, call the police.

You put up much of a fight?

Not much, no.

No?

You?

Not really.

No.

Any way out?

Well, the fire
escape's closed.

There's only the lift.

Any idea who they are?

Yeah.

I think it's a setup
for "This Is Your Life".

Why didn't you
give him a fight?

I didn't feel motivated.

You're nothing
without a director.

No, just raw talent maybe.

I was expecting a
ravishing lady called Wanda.

Bismark will
look after her.

I know. He's
a lousy dancer.

Soon as the door opens.

Got it.

Gentlemen, if you
could spare the time,

my chief will be delighted
to entertain you to drinks

before we run you home.

I feel a bit silly.

Mmm.

I'm delighted
you could make it.

Thank you, Dawkins.

Well now, my
name is Culpepper.

Actually it's
nothing of the sort

but as far as you're
concerned, it's Culpepper.

Unless you would
prefer something else.

I'm not particular,

just as long as I
can pronounce it.

What is happening?

Good, then it's agreed.

I shall call you
Steve and Rod

and you shall call
me Mr. Culpepper.

That's the advantage of
seniority, age and power.

Chiefly power.

Do you bowl?

No.

Do you take a drink?

In moderation.

Well, I find
bowling very relaxing.

Let me buy you a drink, hm?

It's a delightful
view, isn't it?

Let me put your minds
at rest straight away.

I am a goodie. A
representative of the wing

of the public servants.

I would have thought
the unfaltering courtesy

of my of my age would
have given that away.

They are polite, aren't they?

Oh, yes, wonderfully so.

And surprisingly good
field men too, you know.

What is going on?

- Ah, I see how it is.
- I'll have a gin and tonic.

Whisky.

Jamaica Farewell.

Oh yes, now where was I?

Being of the public service,

the mafioso of the
bureaucracy, so to speak.

Which wing so to speak?

Yes, do you know
today is the day

of our departmental
bowls tournament?

There's all my people
out there on the greens.

Take a good look at them.

Some of them are quite
remarkably good players.

What sort of
game you running?

I was anxious to
break it to you softly.

We've been set up.

Oh yeah, the drinks, yes.

That's why we
didn't make the papers.

What for? Dodging
blank cartridges, huh?

That's a really rich malt.

Naturally.

They wouldn't dare serve
anything else at my table.

Now then Mr. Culpepper,

perhaps you could explain
what's been going on.

Yes, it's really
very simple.

So am I I, so give
it to me slowly.

All right.

Now then, I've
taken over the job

previously the responsibility
of one Mr. Morganthorn, yes.

He was keenly interested in
your specialty act in Vietnam

and approached each
of you with the view to,

joining the public
service on D-mob.

[Steve] The
answer is still no.

[Culpepper] Wait
for the question.

[Rod] You've got the
duration of this drink.

[Culpepper] Ample.

So I inherited the files.

And well, once the
department has you on a file

it never loses track
of you or, um, interest.

[Steve] Pity.

Stuntman, hey? What a
fascinating life you must lead.

Cunning Stunts, what an
amusing title for a company.

It pays the bills.

Really? That's good.

I'm so glad.

Something's come up
and I thought of you two.

When we got out
of the commando

we said no more
organisations.

My dear Rodney,

I wouldn't dream of having
you in the establishment.

Much too troublesome.

No, what I have in mind

is a sort of specialty
guest artist spot.

One specific assignment.

Yes. We also said that
we were through with killing.

We saw enough. We did enough.

Really? Hmm.

I've got scores of people
that can handle that

sort of chore for me.

No, this is something I
thought that your special talents

would just fill the bill,

provided you've kept
them finely honed.

I see, hence the charade
of the last couple of days.

Yes, exactly.

Oh, incidentally,
you passed the test.

Not that I suppose you're
very interested in that.

Not much.

It was a pretty shabby
trick I must confess.

Well, there are a couple of
sceptics in the department,

who demanded the test.

Now I know it's no use appealing
to your sense of patriotism

because none of us have
much of that left anymore.

And I'm not going to
tell you about the money

because we're lousy pairs,

and I'm sure you two
don't go short of the,

odd feed of oysters.

So, how should I tempt you?

Well, I offer you
real excitement

with a genuine test
of your skills, ingenuity

and blood cooling courage.

I offer you
unmistakable danger,

plus a lot of fun.

Not much, I know
but that's all I've got.

And I'm not going to tell
you what the assignment is

until you have
agreed to join us.

And, I'm not going to
press you for an answer.

So there it is.

Talk about it,

Think it over.

One job as freelancers.

It's a pity you can't bowl.

What do you think about it?

We don't need it.

Of course we don't.

Hang on, this
isn't gonna work.

What's up?

The storyboard,
it's hopeless.

See, I'm winning too easily.

Well, if that's
a problem...

I like Culpepper.

Yeah, I liked him too.

He's a shrewd old begger.

I wonder what the job was.

Who needs it, mate?

Yeah, unless it was
something really interesting.

G'day, Julia?

What is this?

Rehearsal.

In the living room?

Yeah, I get an
extra 250 bucks

for letting him
shoot in here.

Oh, you're just wonderful.

Wait a second.

Oh, I'm dying, I'm dying.

I thought the place ideal.

I'm so glad.

Oh, God, I'm dead.

I'm dead.

- Please, after.
- Off the mess.

That's in pretty
good shape.

That trick vase
works very well.

Yeah, just a bit on the
stairs needs looking at.

The stairs?

Just one shot darling.

I don't wanna know.

I must be off.

I'm a cooking Boeuf
a la mode for a lady.

Lynette, uh, Leoni.

You'll really like her?

Yeah, well, see
you later Rod.

Yeah, you two got
lots to talk about.

[Julia] Have we?

Go.

What have we
got to talk about?

Ahh, let's see. Did
you have a good day?

Not particularly.

I phoned the office,
you weren't in.

Uh-huh.

A possible client came
in and took me for a drink.

- I see.
- True.

Good. You better
get that wet gear off.

You didn't kiss
me when I came in.

You were having a fight.

I'm not now.

Oh, yes you are.

I love you see.

[Steve] Yes.

So you shouldn't
keep secrets.

I don't.

Something's
going on, I can tell.

Why are we whispering?

I don't know.

Come on.

Grab you bonnet and I'll
change and we'll get some air.

It's a beautiful city.

I haven't been very
good to you, have I?

Brought you out
here as my wife

and I haven't
even given you the

$2 guided tour of the place.

Oh, I find my way about.

Yes you do, don't you?

And you've been
very good to me, mostly.

Well, you have to keep
reminding me I'm one of a pair now

I was a long time solo.

Do I detect a hinder
and nostalgia in that?

You do not,

not even a hint.

I wouldn't trust him though.

Oh, there are lots of
people I wouldn't trust.

Since when did
you turn cynic?

When you started
getting shot at.

Well, how would
you feel if I told you

that those shots they
fired at us were blanks.

What?

So this man
Culpepper is a spy?

Spy, rather
quaint description.

What would you call him?

I didn't say
you were wrong.

Well, I hope you told this,

Mr. Culpepper what we
thought of his silly game.

Yeah, look, I really did.

Oh, Steve you did not.

I'm very good at
looking after myself.

Sure, so was Harry Houdini.

Yeah, but Rod and I,
we're are a good team.

Someone's got to move.

Yeah, I'd say.

Well, not us serge.

No?

No.

It was a small army of
North Vietnamese regulars

but they'd sprung
the trap too soon.

Half the commando
never landed.

The half that
did got wiped out,

except for Rod and me.

But that war's over, Steve.

Hey, will you fry and
understand what I'm on about?

Yeah, let's
all try real hard.

Maybe we'll get somewhere.

Right.

Headquarters like the way Rod
and I got out of the ambush.

We only kept our heads,

but they must have
thought you were sainted.

Anyway, they
kept us together.

Put us through a rough
old training programme

and started volunteering
us for special missions

across the DMZ.

Espionage,
kidnapping, sabotage,

anything sufficiently nasty.

What I want you
to know about is a

mission that happened
10 years back.

You said you got those
marks in a motor smash.

I lied.

You all right?

Move out.

What?

That's an order.

Now be honest,
all that racket.

We were
trapping pigs, this.

Me brother's got a
property out near Yas.

You know the area?

No.

Yeah, it's a good spot.

Ever chase wild pig?

Nope.

I'll take you out
there when I get back.

I gave you an order
sergeant. Move out.

You're incapacitated sir.

I'm assuming operational
command until you're better

so shut up.

Rod cut me out,
took about 20 minutes

and all that time
we were scared.

We were really scared.

We were that close
to being bumped off,

but we made it.

And this is what you've got
to try and understand Julia.

It was a great feeling.

We were really high on it.

And every stunt I do,
it's the same feeling.

I get a kick out of danger.

I know it's not normal
but that's the way I am.

I'm hooked on that
adrenaline charge you get

from knowing
that this could be

the last second of your life.

I love my life.

More since we met.

And because I love it

I won't go putting it
up in a duck shoot.

You were never
pinned to bamboo.

You don't make sense.

To you.

What should matter to you?

It matters.

Does Rod wanna
work for Mr. Culpepper?

I never said I did.

You don't have to say.

That's not fair.

Does he?

We haven't decided.

We're gonna think of
over it independently.

Well, I at least
thank you for that.

For what?

Reserving part of the
debate for your wife?

Listen, darling,
if you said to me,

go tell Culpepper never
to trouble you again

I'd do it, I swear it.

Would you do that?

Of course.

No, you better not stop
being the man I married

just because I married you.

You just gonna sit
there and not talk to me?

I swear Steve will be
having an easier time

explaining things to his wife
than I am to a bloody dog.

It's one of your
favourites Bismark.

Boeuf a la mode.

You'll love Leoni. She's
mad about dogs, hates cats.

Boeuf a la mode.
Delicious, hey.

Bizzy, you and I have
been mates for a long time.

I sure you'd understand.

When a man's...

Look, listen to me, will you?

When a man's
got special talents,

then he owes it to himself
to do the things he's good at

once in a while, see?

That'll be Laura.

Now, listen, be a good dog.

We'll discuss it all later.

Leone.

The name is Lena.

And a beautiful name too.

All right, here we go.

Roll film.

Quiet please.

Action.

One, two, three. (Gun firing)

Cut, good one.

Print that.

Let's set up for the
hit and run now please.

You set mate?

Okay Steve. Let her rip.

Did you give
it any thought?

What?

You know what.

Oh, that?

That.

To tell you the truth I was
a bit busy last night, mate.

Well, don't
tell me about it.

Did you discuss
it with Julia?

Yeah, we discussed
it like mature adults.

Really?

Managed to be
friends by morning.

Oh, well, you haven't
been married long.

True.

Had a hard
time with Bismark.

Shouldn't let
him hound you.

That would be the worst
joke you have cracked all week.

Wanna be a movie star?

Nope.

Wanna work for Culpepper?

Might as well.

Yeah, that's
what I thought.

What's on this afternoon?

Oh, that fire thing.

You know, the safety
demonstration for the army.

My turn to get barbecued.

How are you mate?

Medium Rare.

All of this has to be done
according to the routines.

You understand?

No, not really.

If you would wear these.

Huh, I'd have prefer
a white gardenia.

Very efficient.

They were made
ready, just in case.

In case what?

You got itchy
feet, shall we go?

You had no difficulty
with your wife, Steve?

What business
is that of yours?

In this organisation
any of us may

at any time be dependent on
our colleagues for our lives.

Well, you'll never have to
depend on us, sweetheart.

We work alone.

Really?

Really.

I wasn't told.

Oh, well, perhaps
you're not to be trusted.

Do you know uh, if the
chief wants to see me?

I do, and he doesn't.

Oh,

right.

I'm Gloria.

Are you really?

No, but then he's
not really Culpepper.

I'm his secretary.

He's a very lucky man.

How's your dog?

Dying to meet you.

I really love big
slobbery dogs.

Oh, we're gonna be friends.

I'm also mad about
French cooking.

You certainly
keep good files.

They're not my best point.

What are you
doing tonight, Gloria?

You better find out
what you're doing first.

Nothing would please
me more, that's why I asked.

I see you've met Gloria.

I'm afraid it's
downhill from now on.

Would you like
the step inside?

Don't forget
our arrangement.

Arrangement?

It'll come to you.

No calls, will it be to, Gloria.

She's terrific.

Now, sit down.

So, your wife's a
teacher huh, Steve?

Yeah.

Is she a communist?

Presbyterian, I think.

It's not a
departmental inquiry.

It's just that I have
this private theory

about relationship
between education

and the over developed
social confidence.

Sometimes I think
my dog's a troskyite.

Really, well I
have to have one our

undercover dachshunds
keep an eye on it.

Tell me, is
you're a secretary

married or anything
inconvenient?

No, my dear fellow, I wouldn't
dream of doing that to you.

Now then, would you
like some refreshments?

No, not for me.

Oh, good, because it
would only be tea anyway.

I knew you'd come.

Well, you knew
more than we did.

Yes, always will.

Don't be smug.

That's a little joke.

So you, uh, want
to help, hey?

Once, perhaps we're
entering a rather quiet period.

Off season.

I understand.

Well, what's the job then?

Not here. At the house.

What's that?

Oh, a briefing complex.

Doesn't it sound grand?

Typical example of
departmental empire building.

When you want us there?

You free now?

How are you, sir?

Oh, I've had a bit of
trouble with my back.

Otherwise all right.

- Mud baths, sir.
- Somewhere in Italy.

The greengrocer
was telling my wife.

Oh, really?

I could find out
for you if you like.

These gentlemen
with you, sir?

Oh, yes, excuse me.

Give the sergeant your tabs.

Weather's
turned a bit chill.

Yes, I know.

I noticed it last night
as a matter of fact.

It'll finish off
the tomatoes.

Yeah, its a pity really

'cause I had a very
good crop this season.

Room 8 then, sir.

Oh, good.

All right chaps, come along.

Righto. Here we are.

Right. Thank you, my dear.

Now, when you're quite
finished looking at our furnishings,

we'll begin.

I never realised
that cloak and dagger

was so cloak and dagger.

Ah, we like to keep
our secrets a secret.

Yes, and I thought you
were all ordinary blokes

in regulation offices
doing dirty jobs.

Of course you did.

It's all the cult
of the anti-hero.

It's done immeasurable
harm to our image

and to recruitment.

Do, sit down.

Before we get underway,

I must apologise
to you for the crudity

of the presentation
you're about to witness.

Like all government
departments

we felt the vicious
swipe of the budget

and shed our bitter
tears of inflation.

Hmm, anyway I'm sure you'll
see what I mean.

You know,

once we had the best
modelling unit in the country.

What happened to it?

I believe
they're all working

in the motion
picture industry.

And that's the target?

Let me explain to you.

This here is a map
of the Philippines.

That's Japan.

Oh. Oh yes. Knock
me down, so it is.

You're absolutely right.

It's a beautiful
country though, isn't it?

Frightful incompetence.

Still I expect to
know what they look.

What?

- The Philippines.
- Do pay attention.

Sorry.

But now these buildings
here are in the Philippines.

Whereabouts?

Well, I'll give you
proper maps for that.

That'd be of help.

Of course,
this is the empire

of a man called
Agostino Hernandez.

He,

is a baddie.

Who says?

Oh, everybody.

He's a manipulator, racketeer,
fixer, all round nasty chap.

We don't kill.

Mmm, I know that.

Well, this
Mr. Hernandez is known

to keep his private
papers in a safe

in the control room
of this complex.

What does this complex do?

Oh, it makes things.

Such as?

The answer to that

and many other
interesting questions are

in the said private papers.

So you want them?

No, I don't want
them personally,

but the Filipino
government would like them

in order to bring
Mr. Hernandez to book.

Well, why don't they
send in their own boys?

Well I shouldn't say this,

but I do think
they are too sure of

which of their boys
are on their side,

if you know what I mean.

So they've
asked you to help?

What a remarkable
double egg, you two are?

Why don't you help "em?

You mean sending
our own people?

Can you just see
Mr. Hernandez if he caught them,

delighting in exposing them?

Can't you hear the
Afro-Asian block of the UN

rising to its feet in
single rattle of chairs,

protesting at
our intervention

in the domestic affairs of a
neighbouring country?

Oh no, no no,
no. No, the ploy is,

to send in two mercenaries,

if you'll pardon
the expression.

And then if you
get caught well,

you're just a pair
of big time burglars,

industrial espionage perhaps.

No government
would ever admit

to having anything
to do with you.

Super plan, isn't it?

Wonderful.

Well, let's see
some film shall we?

I rather find films relaxing.

Lights,

and this film is taken in

and around the
Hernandez citadel

by some cunning and
sneaky little locals agents.

Mr. Culpepper?

Hmm?

Is it a good film?

Great.

I told you, they
always relax me.

I'd like you to know
that the resources

of my department are
entirely at your disposal.

I'd like to have Gloria.

- I'm sure you would.
- I'm sure she's fine.

Come through will
you please, Gloria.

Right, now then, they
are working with us.

Good.

And you're
working with them.

Good.

All right?

Fine.

All right?

Fine.

Oh.

Could you give us a hint
on how we get to the island,

grab the papers
and get out again?

In a word,

no.

I'll lay on a submarine for
you that will get you close.

There are four
problems as I see it.

Getting from the
submarine to the island

and back that's one.

Getting from the beach
up to the complex,

getting through
the alarm system,

and neutralising the guards.

There are 120
armed guards there.

Hernandez is a
very powerful man.

I told you it will
be a challenge.

Anything else
we should know?

Yes. Don't drink the water.

Book them into
the farm for a week.

What?

It'll do you the
world of Good.

And get the secretariat to
give me someone new for you.

Very good sir.

You'll liaise
through Gloria.

Neither I nor my department
have ever heard of you.

As far as I'm
personally concerned,

I don't wanna see you again

until your return here bearing
the Hernandez documents.

Goodbye.

Don't you mean good luck?

You make your
own luck, in our trade.

So he has got a spine.

He survives.

Yeah, well,
you'll be in touch.

That's right.

I thought...

What are you doing tonight?

Washing my hair.

Hm.

You got shampoo.

You looked at the maps?

Yes.

You worked it out?

Nope.

Any ideas?

Nope?

Suggestions?

No.

You expect to come
up with a brilliant plan?

No.

What then?

I expect to wake
up one morning

and find it all spread
out in front of me.

Let's try and keep
Gloria out of this.

She's a lovely girl
mate, a lovely girl.

When's the caper come off?

Within a month.

That's why I like, plenty of
time to get things organised.

Right, so far we're in.

You've scaled eclipse
on the south side

bringing you in there,

I've beached on the west
side, which brings me in here.

I don' think there's any
problems with the papers

in the control room do you?

But it's the getaway
I can't figure out.

I mean how do we
get out of the complex

and down an open 300
foot cliff to the submarine

after the alarm
has been raised?

We'll think of something.

Look at the big brave men.

Do you think she's
having a go at us?

Again?

Look, I can either go mad
thinking about your antics

or I can stay sane by asking,
what can I do to help?

Hey, Bismark.

What fee did you
quote Culpepper?

Rod, what fee did
we quote Culpepper?

Hey?

Oh, honestly you didn't
even discuss payment? Steve!

Here comes Gloria.

Gloria.

Hey, Bismark.

Do you know what the
rate for this kind of job is?

It's not a set scale.

They don't often employed
freelance performers, too risky.

Thanks a lot.

But they will get paid.

If it can't be avoided.

Culpepper does tend
to guard his budget

with the zeal of a
true public servant.

Safe?

Yep.

Good.

Yes.

What is it?

Share it.

You still on speaking terms

with that bloke
from Murray Bridge?

Because the wind lift from
there to there is perfect.

What does this man
from Murray bridge do?

He makes things.

Well, we'll get onto him
whilst you're down on the farm.

We don't wanna
go to your farm.

No we checked ourselves
out, we're both fit.

Definite waste of time.

Rodney, it can't hurt you.

I booked you in for a
week starting tomorrow.

Well, if you
want my opinion.

Seems I could be
trusted with the job

of entertaining
you for a few days.

So, welcome to the farm.

What goes on here?

All sorts of things.

Yeah, and what gets done?

With any luck sir,

you do.

Any preference for weapons?

Anything with
a straight barrel.

We're not gonna
be shooting anyone.

I'm sorry, gentlemen.

I didn't realise you
were nervous of firearms.

Just like riding a
bicycle. You never forget.

However much you'd like to.

What's next?

That along that gentlemen.

Stay between
the marker flags.

What a light
exercise, certainly.

Just testing your wind.

Well, if I were them
I'd be testing for nerve.

It's the only essential
qualification for the job.

So they're trying to
push us off the track?

Right on.

And if we fall for it?

Horrible things
will happen.

See what you mean.

Okay, you set the pace.

Thanks a lot.

Well, this is
goodbye old mate.

I mean, we've run your crooked
mile, we've swam your river.

It's very boring.

So if you can direct us to
the nearest railway station

we'll shuffle off.

I've got you for a week.

Yes, well, very
kind but no thanks.

We got other plans.

I know all about
your speedway frolics.

You wouldn't spoil our fun.

I'd quite like to try.

Anyhow, come to room
A9 after lunch, will you?

I'll arrange the formalities
for your discharge.

Julia,

where does this pack?

Dinghy two, bag
one in the strapping.

Do I have to ride all that?

Yep.

Fine.

By the way, what is it?

It's a master
timing console.

I wonder how they're
coping at the farm.

They'll be coping.

[Rod] Fancy taking
on the two of us.

[Steve] How do
you get the two of us?

You never did anything.

I held your coat.

You know, mate. I've been
thinking about that farm,

those explosions.

They could hardly
have afforded to kill us.

Yeah, lots of flash and
bang and not much damage.

Well, it takes more
than that to scare us.

Steel, hey?

Yeah.

Well I've been thinking
a few explosions like that

with a lot of pretty smoke
might scare off Hernandez

and his many men.

Cunning effects,
it's a good idea.

That's worth a thought.

Give us the
multi-grips, will ya?

Mulit-grips? What are you
doing; Taking out of spendings?

No, giving it a vasectomy.

Thanks.

The mission.

Us.

All right us.

Yes, us. I mean us.

You know Julie, it
means a lot to me

that you understand
why I'm doing this.

Why, are you gonna kiss me?

No, why I'm gonna
go on this escapade.

Oh, that.

Well, I don't
understand that at all.

If you could imagine

the pressures that
build up on a man

when he approaches
moments of great

and unknown danger, then
perhaps you try to help me

through this awful time.

Oh, Rodney,
you two talk a lot.

Bye fella. See you soon.

Bye love.

10 degrees,
30 minutes north.

125 degrees, 10 minutes east.

I'm Lieutenant Commander
Carson, Naval Intelligence.

Mr. Culpepper asked
me to look after you.

As far as I'm
concerned, I'm a courier.

I have to take
you to this point

and pick you up
there 10 hours later.

Agreed?

That's all we want.

It's all you get.

10 hours and 10 seconds
after you disembark,

the Captain will turn
the boat for home.

Understood?

Yes, that's clear.

I hope you'll be
comfortable aboard.

Thank you.

Right, God knows how
you're going to crack it.

And he's not telling.

Standby to surface.

Surface.

I'll be nine o'clock by
the time you hit the island.

Yes.

You're mad.

I would go in on the
cover of darkness.

Yes, well we found that
people with something to hide

expect things to go
bump in the night.

Besides, my friend
is shortsighted.

Hello?

Oh, Julia, it's
Culpepper here.

I'm not disturbing am I?

Men like you always
disturb me, Mr. Culpepper.

It's my natural
magnetism, my dear.

I've learned to live with it.

I've just been advised that
the mission is now underway.

Would you like me to
come across to your place

and we can wait for the office
to phone through the outcome?

All right.

Oh, good.

Oh, by the way,
do you play chess?

A little.

Oh, that is nice.

Yes, I find chess
very relaxing.

What are the
rules of this game?

The law of the jungle.

I'm looking for the
American Express office.

That way? That way?

Relax fellas, relax fellas.

I don't speak English,
I don't speak English.

It's a camera.

Camera?

Click, click?

Click, click.

I'll show you,
okay, thank you.

Just show you, now look.

Hold on, smile.

Press that one.

Press that one in hard.

Now press that one there.

Excuse me.

Looks a little heavy.

Move it, over here.
Over, over! Move, move!

Now! Move it! Move it!

Back up, back up,
back up, back up!

Hold it right there.

What do you want?

I've come to
read the meter.

Out, move!

(Rod speaking
foreign language)

Move, move.

Check and mate.

Good Lord, they've made it.

Culpepper will be pleased.

I'll get it.

Culpepper.

Mm, right.

Well, it's good news.

They've got the papers.

Now you can have
your husband back.

Oh, steady on.

Hey, what about me?

Hey, there's a preview of
your latest epic tomorrow.

Wanna come?

Can we all sit
down then, people?

Ready to go.

The world premiere
of this epic production,

three years in the making,
a credit to all concerned,

particularly me.

Boiled lolly?

At the end of a
hard day's work

a man needs a deodorant
that won't let him down.

And this is the one, William.

It's a conqueror.

Magnificent.

It's a living.

♪ Higher ♪

♪ Higher ♪

♪ Fly high. Reach
for the sky ♪

♪ Death cheater ♪

♪ You should fly ♪

♪ Death cheater ♪

♪ Haven't you noticed
how late it seems ♪

♪ Haven't you built
your world on dreams ♪

♪ Didn't you gamble
each moment on ♪

♪ Could you ♪

♪ Be wrong ♪

♪ Haven't you noticed
how late it seems ♪

♪ Haven't you built
your world on dreams ♪

♪ Didn't you gamble
each moment on ♪

♪ Could you ♪

♪ Be wrong ♪

♪ Fly high. Reach
for the sky ♪

♪ Death cheater ♪

♪ You know it's a game
you must play without fame ♪

♪ Death cheater ♪