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All right.
How about this?
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No, no, no, no, no.
You can't throw that out.
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It's been here
since we moved in.
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Vegetable medley.
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Look at this.
Arranged by Henry Mancini.
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Let's get rid of this. You can't throw that out.
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Why not? My father caught it.
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Watch this. Next.
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Here. We do not
need this.
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That's the top
of our wedding cake.
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We're not... This...
It's not a scrapbook,
it's a freezer.
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No.
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We will never eat this.
I--I'm gonna throw it out.
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All right. Fine. I am going to.
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Fine. I am.
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All right, but the medley
goes back in.
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All right.
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All right.
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♪ Tell me why
I love you like I do
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♪ Tell me who
can stop my heart
as much as you
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♪ Tell me all your secrets
and I'll tell you most of mine
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♪ They say nobody's perfect
Well, that's really true
this time
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♪ I don't have the answers,
I don't have a plan
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♪ All I have is you
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♪ So, darling,
help me understand
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♪ What we do
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♪ You can whisper in my ear
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♪ Where we go
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♪ Who knows
what happens after here
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♪ Let's take
each other's hand
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♪ As we jump into
the final frontier
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♪ I'm mad about you, baby
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♪ Yeah!
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♪ I'm mad about you
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How are you
holding up?
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Well,
if I had two tongues,
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I'd be
the happiest person
in the world.
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Second-happiest.
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Hey, if we're trying
to hold this down
to 80 people,
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why are we inviting
the Floyds?
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Because they're
not going to come.
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All right then.
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Saved by the Bell?
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I can't help it. It's just...
It's on so much.
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I feel like if
I'm not watching it,
I'm doing something wrong.
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What do you think
of these plates?
Be honest.
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That's what you want
to eat on?
Lions with shields?
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Vines, bougainvillea,
and pears.
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Oh, my.
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No, get it.
We'll-- We'll eat on those.
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All right. Now listen.
This is the band
from Fran and Mark's wedding.
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[WHAT THE WORLD NEEDS NOW
PLAYING ON STEREO]
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WOMAN: [VOICE CRACKING]
♪ What the world needs now
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Why don't we
just get Ira's band?
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Yeah, we might, we might.
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Okay. Now, forget that one.
Put it out of your head.
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All right. I just put
sorbet in my ears.
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I don't remember anything.
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[WHAT THE WORLD NEEDS NOW
PLAYING IN LATIN JAZZ STYLE]
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What do you think?
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Sounds like the guy
in the deli.
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I promised him we'd listen.
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That's the guy in the deli? Mmm-hmm.
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Hey, where are you going?
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With Fran to pick out
bridesmaids' dresses.
I told you, like, three times.
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I know. I know, I know.
But only when I ask
do I actually listen.
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You going to get your tux?
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Antonio, fastest tailor
in the world.
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Yeah? Says who?
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I did that whole
documentary on him.
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He told me,
"If you ever need a favor..."
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[PHONE RINGS] But you're going today.
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Well, the wedding's
not for three months.
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If I went today,
that would be like
an insult to him.
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Yes, Fran, I'm ready.
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Sylvia. Hi.
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Really?
You ran into the Wolfs?
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That's what you get
for taking the shortcut.
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She won't get that.
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That was a little joke.
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A Little Red Riding
Hood thing.
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Well, uh, yeah,
I'm sure two more people
will be fine.
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Mom, we--we've discussed this.
This is not a swap meet.
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You can't just invite
everybody that you bump into.
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She's out of control.
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You're the one
just finding this out.
I know.
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Ma? Listen to me.
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All right. The Wolfs.
Fine. But after the Wolfs
no more. That's it.
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All right. All right.
Bye.
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That was my mom.
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I love your mom. No you don't.
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I want to love your mom. Well, go slow,
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and expect setbacks.
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Meanwhile, your dad's
gonna love me with these
cigars I'm getting him.
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You don't have to
get him cigars.
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Castro cannot
get these cigars.
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He already loves you.
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Yeah, but he still gives me
that look.
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There's no look. Oh, there's a look.
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It's like, "I know what
you're doing to my daughter,
and I don't like it."
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Get him the cigars. I'm getting them.
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Hey, I thought we agreed
you're quitting this?
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We also agreed to keep
the guest list under 80.
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There's no such thing.
It's either 12, 60,
or the next stop is 1,100.
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These are done.
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Did you just
lick the last one?
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Yeah, why?
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I take it all the way
to the one yard line,
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then you come off the bench,
and you get the touchdown?
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You can mail them.
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Fine. I will mail them.
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Unless you don't want
to mail them.
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I will mail them. Because that's it,
you know.
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Once these go in the mail,
there's no turning back.
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Come here.
I don't want to turn back.
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[DOORBELL BUZZES]
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Because then I'd have to
meet another girl and
get her to like me,
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and I don't have
that kind of time.
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Have you
been outside today?
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It's gorgeous.What a day.
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These guys played at
Mark's cousin's wedding.
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They're fantastic.
Stepbrothers. Same mother,
different father.
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Talk to my florist? Tomorrow at 10:00.
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Talk to my caterer? I left him a message.
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She was using kiwi
when no used kiwi.
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How are you? Invitations?
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My department.Who do you think
turned us on to jicama?
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They are all signed
and sealed.
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Paul is going to
mail them.
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Except for yours.
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Are you sure? Because
once you give it to me,
there's no turning back.
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We're not turning back. We have discussed it.
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Bye. Bye.
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[SAVED BY THE BELL
THEME MUSIC PLAYING ON TV]
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This guy Screech. I'm telling you.
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When are you
getting married? BOTH: March.
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March. Maybe you want
more of a winter dress,
higher collar.
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No, I like this cut.
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So, what does it cost
to try it on?
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Because this is the one.
This is the dress
I'm going to get married in.
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You want two?
I'll give you a deal.
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Saul, why the hell
would she want two?
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Listen. I didn't put
three kids through college
by being quiet.
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Sorry.JAMIE: Hey.
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Hi, Debbie. Sorry.
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Gary and I just had
the worst fight.
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About what?
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It doesn't matter.
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Let me look at you.
Oh, sweetie,
you look so pretty.
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Sometimes wonder
if it's all worth it.
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If what's worth it?
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What?
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Hair?Up.
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Veil? Traditional.
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Train? Detachable.
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Zipper or snaps?Buttons.
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Buttons? Buttons?
With my brother,
you'll need a locksmith.
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Wow. JAMIE: Hi.
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Look at my beautiful
baby sister.
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Mom. Why is she here?
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She tricked me. How did she trick you?
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She asked me
where I was going today,
and I told her.
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Oh. She's very sly.
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Look at you.
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Oh, someday
it will be your turn.
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Mom, I'm fine.
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I'm going to give you
one piece of advice,
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something my grandmother
told my mother
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my mother told me,
and now I'm gonna tell you.
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Everybody and their mother
is going to be coming
up to you
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and wanting to
give you advice.
Pay no attention.
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You hear what I'm saying? Yes.
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Hey, are these
the invitations?Uh-huh.
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Oh, can we see?Sure.
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Oh, that's interesting.
Burt and Sylvania Buchman.
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Son-of-a-bitch.
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I always wondered
what Sylvia was short for.
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Tell me you didn't
mail the invitations.
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I didn't mail
the invitations.
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Thank God. What?
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What does this say?
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"Gus and Theresa Stemple
and Burt and Sylvia Buchman
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"request the honor of your..."What does this say?
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"Gus and Theresa Stemple
and Burt and Sylvia Buchman
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"request the..." What does it say?
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"Gus and Theresa Stemple and
Burt and Sylvania Buchman..."
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Oh, God. I mailed them.
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You said you didn't mail them. You told me to say that.
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Where did you mail them? I mailed them on the corner.
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On the mailbox? No, on the fire hydrant.
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Wait, this show, it's, like,
strangely compelling.
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Would you come on?
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[GRUNTS]
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You know,
my cousin's friend did this
on Staten Island once?
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Pulled out
a baby alligator.
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Your mother's gonna hate me. It's a typo.
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I'm gonna be
paying for that typo
for the rest my life.
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You're not wrong.
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This is the worst design
in the world.
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I don't know how
they expect people
to get mail out.
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All right. Let me.
Let me. Let me.
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What are you doing?
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In my house,
if something didn't work,
you hit it.
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Hi. Hey, hello.
Hello, Mr. Mailman. Hello.
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Postal worker. Hi. Do you prefer that, really?
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It makes no difference.
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Listen. We...
What happened is
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we have wrongfully
put some mail in here,
and we will be
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the happiest people
in the zip code
if we can get it out of here.
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It's illegal. No, I know.
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But listen.
You give it to us,
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then we don't know you,
you don't know us,
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this whole conversation
never even happened.
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I'd lose my job.
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They're just
wedding invitations.
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Oh, you're
getting married.
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Let me give you
a piece of advice
my father gave to me
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and his father gave to him.
Wear comfortable shoes.
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At the wedding. All the time.
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Why? Just tell me why?
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The man committed
a felony for us.
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How do we
not invite him?
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You're worse than
your mother.
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Who, you mean Sylvania?
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We're now up to 88.
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No. No, he said
his wife might not come.
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Eighty-seven...
Do you think
this is an omen?
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It's not an omen. How do you know?
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First of all,
omens are bigger.
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We just said once
we mailed the invitations
that's it,
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that's the point
of no return.
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Now we have
the invitations back.
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It's got to mean something.
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Boy, do you
have to relax.
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Listen. Both of my sisters
have had weddings.
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Trust me.
It gets so much
worse than this.
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[DOORBELL BUZZING]
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I'm only upset that
I wasted a quart and a half
of perfectly good saliva.
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Wasted your saliva
on what?
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Nothing.
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Why would you say it?
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Made a joke.
243
00:10:23,208 --> 00:10:25,521
That's some joke.
244
00:10:25,590 --> 00:10:28,489
I would have called,
but when I call,
you screen.
245
00:10:28,558 --> 00:10:31,044
No, we don't. It's all right, honey.
246
00:10:31,113 --> 00:10:34,219
Listen. It turns out that
the Wolfs can't make it.
247
00:10:34,288 --> 00:10:35,427
That's why you came
over here?
248
00:10:35,496 --> 00:10:36,601
I thought
you'd want to know.
249
00:10:36,670 --> 00:10:38,396
That's great.
Now we're down to 85.
250
00:10:38,465 --> 00:10:40,674
But on my way over,
guess who I ran into?
251
00:10:40,743 --> 00:10:43,746
86 and 87?
252
00:10:43,815 --> 00:10:46,335
The invitations... Please, don't read these.
253
00:10:46,404 --> 00:10:47,923
Why not? Because there was a mistake.
254
00:10:47,992 --> 00:10:49,234
What mistake?
255
00:10:49,303 --> 00:10:50,788
I should have listened to you
in the first place.
256
00:10:50,857 --> 00:10:52,721
I should have
used your printer.
It serves me right.
257
00:10:52,790 --> 00:10:54,377
I was just wrong,
wrong, wrong.
258
00:10:54,446 --> 00:10:56,000
But now I'm gonna
call your printer,
259
00:10:56,069 --> 00:10:59,555
and I'm gonna
have them redone, and
everything will be fine.
260
00:11:01,591 --> 00:11:04,664
What?
That's a simple mistake.
261
00:11:04,733 --> 00:11:07,045
I just hope
it's not an omen.
262
00:11:14,501 --> 00:11:16,365
Yes? No?PAUL: Whatever.
263
00:11:16,434 --> 00:11:19,748
[POLKA MUSIC PLAYING] We can't dance to whatever.
I want your opinion.
264
00:11:22,060 --> 00:11:23,890
We can't go
with the Polka People.
265
00:11:23,959 --> 00:11:27,031
Pass. Pass.
Positively pass
on the Polka People.
266
00:11:27,100 --> 00:11:29,171
Ooh, that was fun.
Say that.
267
00:11:29,240 --> 00:11:32,174
I don't want to.
268
00:11:32,243 --> 00:11:33,934
Listen, just relax.
We still-- We still
have a month.
269
00:11:34,003 --> 00:11:35,764
We don't still have a month.
We only have a month.
270
00:11:35,833 --> 00:11:37,869
Bands get booked. Not Ira's band.
271
00:11:37,938 --> 00:11:39,526
And we still haven't
picked out our song.
272
00:11:39,595 --> 00:11:41,217
Ira's got
a whole list of songs.
273
00:11:41,286 --> 00:11:43,668
Listen. He's available
and he's cheap.
274
00:11:43,737 --> 00:11:46,222
Plus, use him, take him
off the guest list,
275
00:11:46,291 --> 00:11:48,155
it brings us back to 109.
276
00:11:48,224 --> 00:11:50,744
Great. And vows.
We still haven't
written our vows.
277
00:11:50,813 --> 00:11:54,472
Vows we'll get.
Listen, I'm not worried
about vows.
278
00:11:54,541 --> 00:11:55,853
I'm starving.
279
00:11:55,922 --> 00:11:57,371
We'll eat at the
food tasting thing.
280
00:11:57,440 --> 00:11:59,132
[DOORBELL BUZZES]
281
00:11:59,201 --> 00:12:01,272
We have eggs and batteries.
282
00:12:01,341 --> 00:12:03,723
So I could make an omelet
that keeps on running.
283
00:12:05,448 --> 00:12:06,898
Hi. Hi.
284
00:12:06,967 --> 00:12:09,073
Feels like flatware.
Could be a serving tray.
285
00:12:09,142 --> 00:12:11,661
Honey, it's our first
wedding present.
286
00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:13,456
Didn't I tell you?
It's good to get married.
287
00:12:13,525 --> 00:12:15,389
I need a signature. Okay.
288
00:12:15,458 --> 00:12:18,979
Well, they are
RSVP-ing like crazy.
289
00:12:19,048 --> 00:12:21,913
Oh, by the way,
my wife can make it.
290
00:12:23,190 --> 00:12:25,952
There's a relief.
You were worried about it.
291
00:12:27,056 --> 00:12:28,989
Hired the band yet?No.
292
00:12:29,058 --> 00:12:31,095
Clock's ticking.
293
00:12:31,164 --> 00:12:32,613
You're married, right?Yeah.
294
00:12:32,682 --> 00:12:34,443
So what are you
doing to me?
295
00:12:34,512 --> 00:12:35,513
Look, look, look.
296
00:12:35,582 --> 00:12:36,825
Ooh. Ooh.
297
00:12:36,894 --> 00:12:39,103
A little squat
double-nosed bowl.
298
00:12:39,172 --> 00:12:40,932
Honey, it's our gravy boat.
299
00:12:41,001 --> 00:12:42,865
We wanted a gravy boat?I asked you.
300
00:12:42,934 --> 00:12:44,729
Because we never
have gravy. We never had a boat.
301
00:12:44,798 --> 00:12:47,387
She's right.
We use ours all the time.
302
00:12:47,456 --> 00:12:48,698
You eat a lot of gravy,
do you?
303
00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:50,804
Since we got the boat.
304
00:12:52,495 --> 00:12:55,084
Look at this.
They're coming. Who's coming?
305
00:12:55,153 --> 00:12:57,190
Everybody's coming.
Nobody's not coming.
306
00:12:57,259 --> 00:12:59,848
Look, the Klines.
"They'll never drive
down from Albany," we said.
307
00:12:59,917 --> 00:13:01,919
Well, guess what?
They're driving down
from Albany.
308
00:13:01,988 --> 00:13:04,438
They gonna take
the Taughannock?
309
00:13:04,507 --> 00:13:08,822
What difference does make?
The point is
where are they gonna sit?
310
00:13:08,891 --> 00:13:11,342
Hey, hey, what happened--
what happened to quitting
before the wedding?
311
00:13:11,411 --> 00:13:13,689
We still have a month.No, no, we don't still.
We only have a month.
312
00:13:13,758 --> 00:13:15,967
All right, all right,
all right. All right.
You're right.
313
00:13:16,036 --> 00:13:17,935
No, now.
Now, now, now.
314
00:13:19,591 --> 00:13:22,180
Good girl.
Good for you.
315
00:13:23,216 --> 00:13:25,218
Do we have any cupcakes?
316
00:13:30,740 --> 00:13:32,881
And where did you
find this caterer?
317
00:13:32,950 --> 00:13:34,158
She did Fran and Mark's.
318
00:13:34,227 --> 00:13:35,711
She was good?
319
00:13:35,780 --> 00:13:38,024
No, which is why
we went that way.
320
00:13:38,679 --> 00:13:40,164
All righty.
321
00:13:40,233 --> 00:13:42,373
Jamie and I discussed
several menus
322
00:13:42,442 --> 00:13:46,446
and settled on
what I think are some
really lovely choices.
323
00:13:46,515 --> 00:13:51,140
So to start, I was thinking
of an array of puffed pastry
stuffed with goat cheese,
324
00:13:51,209 --> 00:13:53,556
artichoke,
or wild mushroom.
325
00:13:53,625 --> 00:13:55,662
Mmm. These are good.
326
00:13:55,731 --> 00:13:58,458
They are. As long as
they stay hot.Mom.
327
00:13:58,527 --> 00:14:02,772
I'm just saying.
I mean, you wouldn't want
to see these cold.
328
00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:06,121
While on the other hand,
shrimp start out cold.
329
00:14:06,190 --> 00:14:08,123
Shrimp?
330
00:14:08,192 --> 00:14:10,677
Sure. We had them
at Deborah's wedding.
Remember, Paulie?
331
00:14:10,746 --> 00:14:13,507
The size
of a baby's foot.
332
00:14:13,576 --> 00:14:16,027
I can do shrimp. No, no.
I like what you got.
333
00:14:16,096 --> 00:14:19,548
I don't have to
talk up for shrimp.
Shrimp speak for themselves.
334
00:14:19,617 --> 00:14:21,412
I--I--I agree
with Sylvia.
335
00:14:21,481 --> 00:14:23,000
So then it's the shrimp.
336
00:14:23,069 --> 00:14:25,071
Great.
Thanks, Sylvia.
337
00:14:25,140 --> 00:14:27,797
Oh, okey-dokey.
All right.
338
00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:31,284
She hates this. She really does. Okay.
339
00:14:31,353 --> 00:14:34,874
Okay. So far
no one's asking the
important meat question.
340
00:14:34,943 --> 00:14:36,772
Which would be? Where is it?
341
00:14:36,841 --> 00:14:39,706
Absolutely right.
The man is a butcher,
he has the right to know.
342
00:14:39,775 --> 00:14:41,466
We just wanted something
nice and light.
343
00:14:41,535 --> 00:14:43,710
You know what's nice
and light? Beef salad.
344
00:14:43,779 --> 00:14:45,194
Beef salad.
Sure. Sure.
345
00:14:45,263 --> 00:14:46,747
Uh, Hillary,
what do you think?
346
00:14:46,816 --> 00:14:49,440
Well, we had decided
on the squab. Squab?
347
00:14:49,509 --> 00:14:52,684
With a
wild cherry glaze.
348
00:14:52,753 --> 00:14:54,824
It looks like a pigeon.
349
00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:57,482
A pigeon. Honey?
350
00:14:57,551 --> 00:15:00,589
It's got
a pigeonesque quality.
351
00:15:00,658 --> 00:15:02,936
What's the difference
between this and a pigeon?
352
00:15:03,005 --> 00:15:06,664
A pigeon's on a ledge.
This is on a plate.
353
00:15:06,733 --> 00:15:08,424
Honey, you said
you liked squab.
354
00:15:08,493 --> 00:15:10,910
I know, but I--I thought
it was gonna be
a little bigger.
355
00:15:10,979 --> 00:15:12,463
Why would you
think that?
356
00:15:12,532 --> 00:15:15,362
Because it's squab.
You know, squab, squab.
357
00:15:15,431 --> 00:15:17,468
It opens up in the middle.
358
00:15:17,537 --> 00:15:19,435
Hey, I'm paying
60 bucks a head.
359
00:15:19,504 --> 00:15:21,541
What have you got
with blood in it?Mom.
360
00:15:21,610 --> 00:15:23,474
Gus.
How about--
How about roast beef?
361
00:15:23,543 --> 00:15:25,027
Honey. I think your father
would enjoy roast beef.
362
00:15:25,096 --> 00:15:26,960
You know,
nobody ever went wrong
with roast beef.
363
00:15:27,029 --> 00:15:29,549
Daddy, I really wanted
the squab.
364
00:15:29,618 --> 00:15:33,139
All right.
So we have one squab
and how many roast beefs?
365
00:15:35,589 --> 00:15:38,075
Well, we still have to
decide on the cake.
366
00:15:38,144 --> 00:15:39,835
Jamie narrowed it down
to two.
367
00:15:39,904 --> 00:15:41,837
Okay. I'm going to be late
for my fitting.
Can you handle this?
368
00:15:41,906 --> 00:15:44,253
I will handle cake. Okay. And you won't forget
your tux?
369
00:15:44,322 --> 00:15:46,773
We'll do the tux. Listen. I'm going uptown.
370
00:15:46,842 --> 00:15:48,671
Do you think that
she would like a lift?
371
00:15:48,740 --> 00:15:50,190
That's all right.
You don't have to
give me a lift.
372
00:15:50,259 --> 00:15:52,296
Oh, so you don't want me
to give you a lift?
373
00:15:52,365 --> 00:15:56,403
No, no, no, no.
I would love a lift.
Thank you, Mom.
374
00:15:56,472 --> 00:15:59,165
Did you hear that?
She called me Mom.
375
00:15:59,234 --> 00:16:00,890
You don't have to do that.
376
00:16:05,412 --> 00:16:07,725
This brings back
so many memories.
377
00:16:07,794 --> 00:16:08,968
I bet it does.
378
00:16:09,037 --> 00:16:11,280
My tailor died this year.
379
00:16:12,454 --> 00:16:15,146
Almost 30 years
I was going to him.
380
00:16:15,215 --> 00:16:17,735
Go find another tailor.
381
00:16:17,804 --> 00:16:20,186
So tell me.
What are you getting Paul?
382
00:16:20,255 --> 00:16:23,016
For what? A wedding present.
383
00:16:23,085 --> 00:16:24,535
I have to get him
a wedding present?
384
00:16:24,604 --> 00:16:26,986
Nobody said you had to
do anything.
385
00:16:27,952 --> 00:16:28,988
[SIGHS]
386
00:16:29,057 --> 00:16:31,991
Oh, God.
Look at you guys.
387
00:16:32,060 --> 00:16:33,544
Do you love it? Yeah.
388
00:16:33,613 --> 00:16:35,615
Yeah, it's great. What's not to love?
389
00:16:35,684 --> 00:16:37,582
Okay. What's the problem? No, it's fine.
390
00:16:37,651 --> 00:16:40,240
No one's gonna be
looking at my hips anyway.
391
00:16:40,309 --> 00:16:43,278
No, they'll be
looking at where
my boobs should be.
392
00:16:43,347 --> 00:16:44,555
I feel like a lamp. A what?
393
00:16:44,624 --> 00:16:46,246
A lamp. A lamb?
394
00:16:46,315 --> 00:16:47,868
A lamp!
395
00:16:47,937 --> 00:16:50,457
Oh, that I can see.
396
00:16:50,526 --> 00:16:52,839
You know who else
won't look good in this?
Sharon.
397
00:16:52,908 --> 00:16:56,118
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
What do-- What do we do?
398
00:16:59,259 --> 00:17:00,709
We really love this.
399
00:17:00,778 --> 00:17:03,022
You do? Really?
Everybody?
400
00:17:03,091 --> 00:17:04,506
Well, okay.
You should wear this then.
401
00:17:04,575 --> 00:17:07,543
Really? Oh.
402
00:17:07,612 --> 00:17:11,202
Er, Saul, so
let me ask you something.
403
00:17:11,271 --> 00:17:14,619
How much
would you charge me
to take in some slacks?
404
00:17:19,348 --> 00:17:21,419
Wait a minute.
You're telling me that her,
this woman,
405
00:17:21,488 --> 00:17:22,869
she is not the teacher?
406
00:17:22,938 --> 00:17:25,251
This girl is a freshman.
407
00:17:25,320 --> 00:17:27,046
I love this show.
408
00:17:27,115 --> 00:17:28,530
That's what I'm saying.
409
00:17:28,599 --> 00:17:30,083
Oh, listen.
I spoke to Manuel.
410
00:17:30,152 --> 00:17:31,912
He's gonna get
the cigars in two weeks.
411
00:17:31,981 --> 00:17:33,466
Right. Right.
Now, these are
the big ones, right?
412
00:17:33,535 --> 00:17:34,846
The El Grandes?
413
00:17:34,915 --> 00:17:36,469
Well, no. No can do
on the Grandes.
414
00:17:36,538 --> 00:17:39,334
But he can get
presidentes and executivos.
415
00:17:39,403 --> 00:17:41,198
Executivos are what?
Those are the thick ones?
416
00:17:41,267 --> 00:17:42,647
Well, they're thicker
than the Grandes,
417
00:17:42,716 --> 00:17:44,166
but they're shorter
than the Robustos.
418
00:17:44,235 --> 00:17:46,272
He got the Robustos? Only in the Piccolini.
419
00:17:47,135 --> 00:17:48,377
I don't want a Piccolini.
420
00:17:48,446 --> 00:17:50,138
I didn't get the Piccolinis.
421
00:17:50,207 --> 00:17:54,211
All right, all right.
I just asked you
a simple question.
422
00:17:54,280 --> 00:17:57,352
Well, everything's ruined.
I need pie.
423
00:17:57,421 --> 00:17:58,732
That's 3.14.
424
00:17:58,801 --> 00:18:01,494
What?Pi.
425
00:18:01,563 --> 00:18:03,392
Did you get a tux? I had a fitting.
426
00:18:03,461 --> 00:18:07,741
Did it fit? Uh, it's hard to say.
Did it over the phone.
427
00:18:07,810 --> 00:18:09,260
What do you mean
you did it over the phone?
428
00:18:09,329 --> 00:18:11,711
He's that good.
429
00:18:11,780 --> 00:18:13,299
Did you pick out a cake?
430
00:18:13,368 --> 00:18:16,405
Well, we narrowed it
down to three.
431
00:18:16,474 --> 00:18:18,511
When I left, it was
narrowed down to two.
432
00:18:18,580 --> 00:18:21,169
Hey, your parents
almost had it
narrowed down to five.
433
00:18:21,238 --> 00:18:23,792
Okay, honey.
It's four weeks away.
434
00:18:23,861 --> 00:18:25,414
We don't have cake,
you don't have a tux,
435
00:18:25,483 --> 00:18:27,589
we haven't written any vows,
we haven't picked out a band.
436
00:18:27,658 --> 00:18:30,143
All right, all right,
all right. Relax.
Watch me help.
437
00:18:30,212 --> 00:18:31,800
Ira? Yeah?
438
00:18:31,869 --> 00:18:33,595
You want to play
at our wedding? Music?
439
00:18:33,664 --> 00:18:36,701
No, with Lincoln Logs.
Yes, music.
440
00:18:36,770 --> 00:18:38,358
I thought
you'd never ask. Thank you.
441
00:18:38,427 --> 00:18:40,429
All right. Hired the band.
What's next?
442
00:18:40,498 --> 00:18:41,568
Fire the band. What?
443
00:18:41,637 --> 00:18:44,157
How could you do that
without talking to me?
444
00:18:44,226 --> 00:18:45,848
They were in contention. I know, but we never...
445
00:18:45,917 --> 00:18:48,057
They're very good. No, they're not.
446
00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:50,888
You've never even heard them.It's Ira.
447
00:18:50,957 --> 00:18:53,477
You know what?
They're playing
a gig tonight.
448
00:18:53,546 --> 00:18:55,548
At least go hear them.
449
00:18:55,617 --> 00:18:56,721
Where?
450
00:18:56,790 --> 00:18:58,999
Upstate. Where upstate?
451
00:18:59,068 --> 00:19:01,105
What's the difference?
A little bit upstate.
452
00:19:05,661 --> 00:19:08,008
[SLOW MUSIC PLAYING]
453
00:19:14,567 --> 00:19:16,465
Come on. Music is music.
454
00:19:16,534 --> 00:19:17,915
Listen, if they're
good enough for felons,
455
00:19:17,984 --> 00:19:20,366
I believe they're good enough
for our families.
456
00:19:20,435 --> 00:19:23,265
They made us leave
our shoelaces at the gate.
457
00:19:23,334 --> 00:19:26,441
So? Hey, at Suki Hana
they make you leave
your shoes at the door.
458
00:19:26,510 --> 00:19:28,339
You enjoy that.
459
00:19:28,408 --> 00:19:31,031
Maybe we should have
gone buffet.
460
00:19:31,100 --> 00:19:32,550
All right, folks.
461
00:19:32,619 --> 00:19:34,863
We're gonna take
a little time off
for good behavior.
462
00:19:34,932 --> 00:19:36,416
[LAUGHING]
463
00:19:38,384 --> 00:19:40,800
Anyway, don't nobody
go nowhere.
464
00:19:40,869 --> 00:19:42,595
See? Everybody loves him.
465
00:19:42,664 --> 00:19:44,148
Hey. Hey.
466
00:19:44,217 --> 00:19:46,254
Listen. I just want
you guys to know that,
you know,
467
00:19:46,323 --> 00:19:49,567
some gigs,
like this prison gig,
it's just a check.
468
00:19:49,636 --> 00:19:53,364
But when you're doing things,
when you're playing music
for people you love...
469
00:19:53,433 --> 00:19:55,090
There will be a check
involved though, right?
470
00:19:55,159 --> 00:19:56,367
Yes.
471
00:19:56,436 --> 00:19:57,748
And by the way,
if you want,
472
00:19:57,817 --> 00:19:59,991
I got a guy who can
marry you for free.
473
00:20:00,060 --> 00:20:01,614
Wait a minute,
you got a guy
who can marry us?
474
00:20:01,683 --> 00:20:04,617
Yeah, Lenny,
the keyboard player.
He's a justice of the peace.
475
00:20:04,686 --> 00:20:06,446
So people get married
by a keyboard player?
476
00:20:06,515 --> 00:20:07,620
He does it all the time.
477
00:20:07,689 --> 00:20:10,381
Oh, that's cool.
And yet we have a guy.
478
00:20:11,106 --> 00:20:12,763
Ira...Oh.
479
00:20:12,832 --> 00:20:16,560
I also, I started
working up a little, uh...
A little song list.
480
00:20:16,629 --> 00:20:19,563
Color My World,
The Alley Cat.
481
00:20:19,632 --> 00:20:21,496
No, no, no.
Not the Hokey Pokey.
482
00:20:21,565 --> 00:20:25,293
James, you got to have
the Hokey Pokey.
That's what it's all about.
483
00:20:25,983 --> 00:20:27,881
Ira...Yeah?
484
00:20:27,950 --> 00:20:29,849
Well, you're, you know,
you're the leader
of the band,
485
00:20:29,918 --> 00:20:32,058
so whatever you say
is what we'll do.
486
00:20:32,576 --> 00:20:34,025
All right.
487
00:20:35,786 --> 00:20:37,374
You're doing
a good thing, you.
488
00:20:37,443 --> 00:20:40,204
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Come on. Let's dance.
489
00:20:40,273 --> 00:20:42,448
I don't remember, uh,
signing up to dance.
490
00:20:42,517 --> 00:20:44,346
Oh, come on.
491
00:20:44,415 --> 00:20:46,831
Oh, my God. What's that?
492
00:20:46,900 --> 00:20:48,764
We've never danced together.
493
00:20:48,833 --> 00:20:50,663
That's not true.
We've danced plenty of times.
494
00:20:50,732 --> 00:20:52,181
When?
495
00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:53,735
All right,
so we've never danced.[CHUCKLES]
496
00:20:59,741 --> 00:21:01,639
Look at you.What?
497
00:21:01,708 --> 00:21:05,125
You're the worst dancer
I've ever seen in my life.
498
00:21:05,194 --> 00:21:07,162
I can dance. No, you can't.
499
00:21:07,231 --> 00:21:09,475
Not in the
traditional sense, no.
500
00:21:09,544 --> 00:21:11,822
I'm marrying you.
How did I not know this?
501
00:21:11,891 --> 00:21:14,963
Hey, I didn't know
about squab.
So, we're learning.
502
00:21:15,032 --> 00:21:18,277
Hey, a smile.
Man, I haven't seen that
in some time.
503
00:21:24,593 --> 00:21:28,114
This is the safest
I've felt in two months.
504
00:21:28,183 --> 00:21:30,116
Hey, you know,
if we kill our families,
505
00:21:30,185 --> 00:21:32,256
[CHUCKLING] we could have the wedding
right here.
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