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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:24,493 --> 00:00:28,149 ♪ I heard 'em say chivalry was dead, Uh huh ♪ 2 00:00:28,193 --> 00:00:31,762 ♪ I could see it your eyes you're scared, Uh huh ♪ 3 00:00:31,805 --> 00:00:35,896 ♪ 'Cuz yeah there's nothing for you here ♪ 4 00:00:35,940 --> 00:00:39,900 ♪ Lotta skeletons in my closet, yeah ♪ 5 00:00:39,944 --> 00:00:43,861 ♪ Baby, destruction is part of the plan ♪ 6 00:00:43,904 --> 00:00:47,778 ♪ I'm your leader, the emperor, the man ♪ 7 00:00:47,821 --> 00:00:52,260 ♪ Imma need my respect in advance ♪ 8 00:00:52,304 --> 00:00:56,743 ♪ And if you get offended, too bad ♪ 9 00:00:56,787 --> 00:01:00,660 ♪ Too bad, so sad, you ain't learn your lesson ♪ 10 00:01:00,704 --> 00:01:04,708 ♪ I been through the fires, pardon my aggression ♪ 11 00:01:04,751 --> 00:01:08,319 ♪ Don't you see? I'm the queen so follow my direction ♪ 12 00:01:08,363 --> 00:01:11,845 ♪ I ate his heart out his chest ♪ 13 00:01:11,889 --> 00:01:15,631 ♪ Honestly, you're mine to keep ♪ 14 00:01:15,675 --> 00:01:18,286 ♪ Don't lie to me you'll end losing your life ♪ 15 00:01:18,330 --> 00:01:19,330 - All rise. 16 00:01:20,245 --> 00:01:21,550 The court is now in session. 17 00:01:22,638 --> 00:01:24,597 Judge Jay Johnson presiding. 18 00:01:25,598 --> 00:01:26,773 ♪ I'll burn it 19 00:01:26,817 --> 00:01:28,775 ♪ 'Cuz I'm the heart eater 20 00:01:28,819 --> 00:01:30,821 ♪ I'm the heart, baby, it's a dinner date ♪ 21 00:01:30,864 --> 00:01:35,869 ♪ Imma eat your soul I-soul I-soul I... ♪ 22 00:01:36,652 --> 00:01:37,652 - Mr. Johnson. 23 00:01:38,698 --> 00:01:39,936 In the matter of the State versus Johnson. 24 00:01:39,960 --> 00:01:41,919 I find the defendant... 25 00:01:45,618 --> 00:01:46,618 Excuse me. 26 00:01:54,627 --> 00:01:55,846 Excuse me. 27 00:01:55,889 --> 00:01:56,910 In the matter of the State versus Johnson, 28 00:01:56,934 --> 00:01:58,370 I find the defendant... 29 00:01:59,850 --> 00:02:00,981 Huh! 30 00:02:02,374 --> 00:02:06,291 In the matter of the State versus Johnson... 31 00:02:07,858 --> 00:02:08,902 defendant... 32 00:02:44,895 --> 00:02:45,983 - Damn. 33 00:02:48,549 --> 00:02:49,813 - Are you okay? 34 00:02:51,379 --> 00:02:52,379 - No. 35 00:03:27,024 --> 00:03:27,894 - Choking or falling? 36 00:03:27,938 --> 00:03:29,374 - Ah, choking. 37 00:03:30,027 --> 00:03:31,550 Sort of. 38 00:03:37,034 --> 00:03:39,079 - You're worrying about nothing. 39 00:03:39,123 --> 00:03:40,689 - Huh? 40 00:03:40,733 --> 00:03:41,908 Easy for you to say. 41 00:03:43,823 --> 00:03:46,870 You're not the one walking into the storm. 42 00:03:52,005 --> 00:03:54,616 - You know you got this, right? 43 00:03:55,966 --> 00:03:57,924 - What the hell have I done? 44 00:03:57,968 --> 00:03:59,578 - Exactly what you wanted to do. 45 00:04:04,452 --> 00:04:05,976 - Did I make a mistake? 46 00:04:06,019 --> 00:04:07,586 - No, you made your move. 47 00:04:08,935 --> 00:04:10,015 Now you have your business. 48 00:04:11,982 --> 00:04:13,070 - You love me? 49 00:04:14,941 --> 00:04:16,421 - Yes, I love you. 50 00:04:16,464 --> 00:04:17,725 You know what that means? 51 00:04:20,119 --> 00:04:21,339 I, I need you to say it. 52 00:04:24,081 --> 00:04:25,909 - You have me. 53 00:04:25,952 --> 00:04:27,345 Nothing can touch me. 54 00:04:30,522 --> 00:04:31,522 - Exactly. 55 00:04:33,612 --> 00:04:35,962 So at the risk of lighting you up. 56 00:04:36,006 --> 00:04:37,790 - I'm taking my meds. 57 00:04:37,833 --> 00:04:38,833 - As prescribed. 58 00:04:40,880 --> 00:04:42,989 Damn Jay, how are you gonna get a handle on this thing? 59 00:04:43,013 --> 00:04:44,536 If you can't stick with a doctor 60 00:04:44,579 --> 00:04:46,059 long enough to get a real diagnosis? 61 00:04:46,103 --> 00:04:47,515 You just get them to give you pills and you 62 00:04:47,539 --> 00:04:48,801 take 'em however you want. 63 00:04:48,844 --> 00:04:50,063 - I'm handling it. 64 00:04:51,238 --> 00:04:52,433 I don't need a label to tell me what's happening 65 00:04:52,457 --> 00:04:53,849 inside of my own head. 66 00:04:56,983 --> 00:04:57,983 - Hm. 67 00:04:59,725 --> 00:05:00,725 Coward. 68 00:05:03,033 --> 00:05:04,034 - Who's labeling who now? 69 00:05:35,543 --> 00:05:37,893 - Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. 70 00:05:39,112 --> 00:05:40,766 You don't control me. 71 00:05:41,941 --> 00:05:43,203 I control me. 72 00:05:43,247 --> 00:05:46,511 I'm gonna in there today 73 00:05:46,554 --> 00:05:48,948 and I am gonna run shit 74 00:05:48,992 --> 00:05:51,733 because I am the Judge... 75 00:05:51,777 --> 00:05:53,735 Zelma Jay Johnson. 76 00:06:10,143 --> 00:06:12,841 ♪ That sweet mornin' dew 77 00:06:12,885 --> 00:06:15,148 ♪ I took one look at you 78 00:06:15,192 --> 00:06:17,672 ♪ And it was plain to see 79 00:06:17,716 --> 00:06:20,632 ♪ You were my destiny 80 00:06:20,675 --> 00:06:22,895 ♪ With arms open wide 81 00:06:22,938 --> 00:06:25,506 ♪ I threw away my pride 82 00:06:48,703 --> 00:06:51,097 - Oh my god. Not again. 83 00:06:51,141 --> 00:06:52,620 - I need to talk to you. 84 00:06:52,664 --> 00:06:54,100 - Go away! 85 00:06:54,144 --> 00:06:55,667 - What'd I tell you? 86 00:06:55,710 --> 00:06:56,861 - I don't know how to make him stop, okay? 87 00:06:56,885 --> 00:06:57,843 I don't want him here either. 88 00:06:57,886 --> 00:06:58,844 - I need to talk- 89 00:06:59,888 --> 00:07:00,846 - Get on outta here! 90 00:07:00,889 --> 00:07:02,282 - I need to talk to her! 91 00:07:02,326 --> 00:07:03,196 - Get outta here before I get out there 92 00:07:03,240 --> 00:07:04,980 and kick the fuck out you. 93 00:07:05,024 --> 00:07:06,852 Hey, hey, you're not comin' in here! 94 00:07:06,895 --> 00:07:07,679 - Open the door! 95 00:07:07,722 --> 00:07:08,854 - No! No. 96 00:07:08,897 --> 00:07:10,116 - I just need to talk to her! 97 00:07:10,160 --> 00:07:13,554 - Your dad would beat his ass already, Bo! 98 00:07:13,598 --> 00:07:14,879 - I got this, I used to beat his... 99 00:07:14,903 --> 00:07:15,904 Ah! 100 00:07:15,948 --> 00:07:17,167 Motherfucker! 101 00:07:17,210 --> 00:07:18,603 Come here! 102 00:07:18,646 --> 00:07:19,797 - I just need to talk to you. 103 00:07:19,821 --> 00:07:20,605 - I'll beat your motherfucking- 104 00:07:20,648 --> 00:07:21,171 - Get off me! 105 00:07:21,214 --> 00:07:23,260 Get off me! 106 00:07:23,303 --> 00:07:24,261 - Hi, yes, yes, I need you to come to the Bistro 107 00:07:24,304 --> 00:07:25,175 because he's here again. 108 00:07:25,218 --> 00:07:27,002 - Get the fuck out my store! 109 00:07:27,046 --> 00:07:28,874 - Let go of me! I need to talk to her! 110 00:07:28,917 --> 00:07:31,094 - Just across the street! Get here as soon as you can! 111 00:07:34,184 --> 00:07:35,837 - Get away from me! That's my wife! 112 00:07:43,367 --> 00:07:44,387 - I'm gonna beat your motherfucking- 113 00:07:44,411 --> 00:07:45,891 - Go ahead! Go ahead! 114 00:07:45,934 --> 00:07:47,173 I'm not leaving until I talk to her. 115 00:07:47,197 --> 00:07:48,111 - Do not do that! Do not do that. Look they're- 116 00:07:48,154 --> 00:07:49,154 Finally. 117 00:07:50,722 --> 00:07:52,898 - Get off me! Fuck off me goddammit! 118 00:07:52,941 --> 00:07:54,900 Something wrong with this motherfucker! 119 00:07:54,943 --> 00:07:56,336 It's the third time this week. 120 00:07:56,380 --> 00:07:57,820 Get his motherfucking ass outta here! 121 00:07:59,296 --> 00:08:01,385 - Beth, I don't even know why you won't talk to me. 122 00:08:01,428 --> 00:08:03,169 I don't even know what I did. 123 00:08:03,213 --> 00:08:04,755 - See? There's something wrong with that motherfucker. 124 00:08:04,779 --> 00:08:06,259 Arrest him! 125 00:08:06,303 --> 00:08:07,173 - This is just a misunderstanding, 126 00:08:07,217 --> 00:08:09,175 we can work through this. 127 00:08:09,219 --> 00:08:10,979 - No, there's, there's nothing to work through, okay? 128 00:08:11,003 --> 00:08:13,005 I- I-Yes, I let you take me out for a drink. 129 00:08:13,048 --> 00:08:14,006 That's it. 130 00:08:14,049 --> 00:08:15,877 - What're you doin'? 131 00:08:15,921 --> 00:08:17,681 You're not supposed to be takin' him out for drinks... 132 00:08:17,705 --> 00:08:19,205 You're supposed to be getting a restraining order! 133 00:08:19,229 --> 00:08:21,056 - Look, I felt bad for him. Okay? 134 00:08:21,100 --> 00:08:22,338 I- I-It was just a drink, and I'm sorry! 135 00:08:22,362 --> 00:08:24,147 I have two jobs and I have three kids 136 00:08:24,190 --> 00:08:25,887 and I don't have all day to just go sit 137 00:08:25,931 --> 00:08:27,213 at a courthouse and wait for a piece of paper 138 00:08:27,237 --> 00:08:29,064 that clearly isn't gonna do anything! 139 00:08:29,108 --> 00:08:30,259 I'm sorry. What do you want me to do? 140 00:08:30,283 --> 00:08:32,633 - You're not helping the situation. 141 00:08:32,677 --> 00:08:34,113 - What am I supposed to do? 142 00:08:34,157 --> 00:08:36,333 - Well, I guess we gotta take him in again! 143 00:08:40,206 --> 00:08:41,642 Come on. 144 00:08:41,686 --> 00:08:42,208 - That's right, get him the fuck outta here. 145 00:08:42,252 --> 00:08:43,296 - Beth... 146 00:08:43,340 --> 00:08:44,210 - Come on! 147 00:08:44,254 --> 00:08:45,294 - I told you not to fight! 148 00:09:11,281 --> 00:09:13,065 Why you always leave the door open? 149 00:09:13,108 --> 00:09:15,372 Imma change the locks on your ass again. 150 00:09:15,415 --> 00:09:17,330 - And who you gonna get to pick the locks? 151 00:09:17,374 --> 00:09:18,374 When you're locked out? 152 00:09:20,203 --> 00:09:21,378 - Hmph. 153 00:09:21,421 --> 00:09:22,248 - Hmph. 154 00:09:22,292 --> 00:09:23,771 - Hmph. 155 00:09:23,815 --> 00:09:25,227 - So guess it would be wrong for a brother 156 00:09:25,251 --> 00:09:25,860 to ask for some breakfast this morning. 157 00:09:25,904 --> 00:09:26,904 Hm? 158 00:09:29,299 --> 00:09:30,691 Okay. 159 00:09:30,735 --> 00:09:32,258 I'm gonna let you pass today 160 00:09:32,302 --> 00:09:33,742 because it's your first day and all, 161 00:09:33,781 --> 00:09:34,932 but let's not make a habit of it. 162 00:09:34,956 --> 00:09:36,828 - Can you make some coffee? 163 00:09:36,871 --> 00:09:38,786 - So that's my job now too? 164 00:09:38,830 --> 00:09:40,286 - It's just coffee. I swear to God if you do it 165 00:09:40,310 --> 00:09:41,876 your dick won't fall off. 166 00:09:43,313 --> 00:09:44,270 - Why can't you just say regular shit 167 00:09:44,314 --> 00:09:45,271 like everybody else? 168 00:09:45,315 --> 00:09:46,315 - I ain't regular. 169 00:09:47,752 --> 00:09:48,709 - Mm! 170 00:09:48,753 --> 00:09:50,494 I know that's right. 171 00:09:50,537 --> 00:09:51,321 C'mere Judge bae. 172 00:09:51,364 --> 00:09:52,278 - What? 173 00:09:53,410 --> 00:09:54,410 Stop! 174 00:09:56,935 --> 00:09:57,935 - Don't answer it. 175 00:09:58,415 --> 00:09:59,415 - It's my mom. 176 00:10:00,417 --> 00:10:02,157 - And? 177 00:10:02,201 --> 00:10:03,309 There's nothing going on over there 178 00:10:03,333 --> 00:10:05,073 that can help us over here. 179 00:10:07,337 --> 00:10:09,382 See? Problem solved. 180 00:10:09,426 --> 00:10:11,819 - She's just gonna say, 'I'm worried about today.' 181 00:10:11,863 --> 00:10:13,797 - Hey, everybody would be worried about their first day. 182 00:10:17,129 --> 00:10:18,478 Now she just fucking with us. 183 00:10:20,350 --> 00:10:22,917 - All right, um, maybe something's really 184 00:10:22,961 --> 00:10:24,267 happening, um... 185 00:10:25,442 --> 00:10:26,878 You answer it. 186 00:10:28,271 --> 00:10:30,098 - You a bad chick and all but, 187 00:10:30,142 --> 00:10:31,337 ain't no pussy in the world to get me to answer that. 188 00:10:31,361 --> 00:10:33,450 - You know, I would like to think that today 189 00:10:33,493 --> 00:10:36,279 out of all days you would help me put my mind to rest. 190 00:10:36,322 --> 00:10:38,542 - Your mind never rests. 191 00:10:38,585 --> 00:10:40,021 But, uh... 192 00:10:40,065 --> 00:10:41,022 - What? 193 00:10:41,066 --> 00:10:41,414 - I have an idea. 194 00:10:41,458 --> 00:10:42,459 - Mm? 195 00:10:42,502 --> 00:10:43,808 - Mm. 196 00:10:43,851 --> 00:10:45,200 Lemme take you to the back, 197 00:10:46,376 --> 00:10:47,420 and dick you down. 198 00:10:48,378 --> 00:10:50,162 - Dick don't solve everything! 199 00:10:50,205 --> 00:10:53,078 - Might don't solve, but it sure does soothe. 200 00:10:53,121 --> 00:10:54,471 - Bye! 201 00:10:54,514 --> 00:10:55,472 - Where you goin'? 202 00:10:55,515 --> 00:10:57,212 - Oh! What... 203 00:10:57,256 --> 00:10:58,518 Darryl. 204 00:10:59,519 --> 00:11:00,912 Stop! 205 00:11:00,955 --> 00:11:03,131 I'm not playing with ya. 206 00:11:03,175 --> 00:11:05,264 I'm not playin' with you. 207 00:11:06,613 --> 00:11:07,484 What're you doin'? 208 00:11:07,527 --> 00:11:08,963 Put your clothes back on. 209 00:11:09,007 --> 00:11:09,964 Don't take off your shirt. 210 00:11:10,008 --> 00:11:11,401 Don't take off your, oh! 211 00:11:12,445 --> 00:11:13,533 Stop... 212 00:11:15,056 --> 00:11:18,538 ♪ And when she thought that I lose control of it ♪ 213 00:11:18,582 --> 00:11:22,281 ♪ Simple lady yeah you know I'm it ♪ 214 00:11:22,325 --> 00:11:23,717 ♪ With money in my pocket ♪ 215 00:11:23,761 --> 00:11:28,243 ♪ Money in my pocket, money in my pocket uh huh ♪ 216 00:11:28,287 --> 00:11:31,421 ♪ That's the only thing I see, but let me tell you the truth ♪ 217 00:11:31,464 --> 00:11:35,729 ♪ I been around your [indistinguishable] and it's bad at you ♪ 218 00:11:35,773 --> 00:11:39,429 ♪ So why don't you come sit on my lap while the DJ run it bare ♪ 219 00:11:39,472 --> 00:11:42,562 ♪ And show me what you do 220 00:11:42,606 --> 00:11:45,696 ♪ Ya eyes tell me you want it, your body sayin the same ♪ 221 00:11:45,739 --> 00:11:49,569 ♪ So don't fight the feelin' that's running girl, Whatchu gonna do? ♪ 222 00:11:49,613 --> 00:11:54,095 ♪ So you free til we meet in the front of this two seat ♪ 223 00:11:54,139 --> 00:11:59,579 ♪ [Indistinguishable] and when she thought I lost control of it ♪ 224 00:12:12,592 --> 00:12:14,551 - Where is it? Hm? 225 00:12:14,594 --> 00:12:15,552 Where is it? 226 00:12:15,595 --> 00:12:16,640 Where is it? 227 00:12:16,683 --> 00:12:17,641 - What the fuck? 228 00:12:17,684 --> 00:12:18,468 - What's goin' on? 229 00:12:18,511 --> 00:12:19,469 - Where is it? 230 00:12:19,512 --> 00:12:20,644 - What? 231 00:12:20,687 --> 00:12:21,645 - What are you talking about? 232 00:12:21,688 --> 00:12:23,168 - I want my money! 233 00:12:23,211 --> 00:12:24,474 - What money, old man? 234 00:12:24,517 --> 00:12:26,214 Ain't nobody take nothing from you. 235 00:12:26,258 --> 00:12:28,042 - Yes, now can you leave her alone please? 236 00:12:28,086 --> 00:12:29,455 - Richard, I told you they didn't take anything. 237 00:12:29,479 --> 00:12:30,915 - How the fuck you know? 238 00:12:30,958 --> 00:12:32,351 You can't even read a spreadsheet. 239 00:12:32,395 --> 00:12:33,613 - Have you talked to Jay? 240 00:12:33,657 --> 00:12:34,527 - She ain't gon' help. 241 00:12:34,571 --> 00:12:35,920 - What does that mean? 242 00:12:37,008 --> 00:12:38,836 - Exactly what the fuck I said. 243 00:12:40,533 --> 00:12:42,361 - Look, I'm gonna give Jay a call 244 00:12:42,405 --> 00:12:43,884 and have her give you a call. 245 00:12:43,928 --> 00:12:45,514 - Yes, please call Jay and can you get out 246 00:12:45,538 --> 00:12:46,559 so we can get dressed, please? 247 00:12:46,583 --> 00:12:48,454 - Please! 248 00:12:48,498 --> 00:12:51,239 - You telling me to get the fuck out. This is my house. 249 00:12:52,980 --> 00:12:55,461 See you got the young man right here closest to the door 250 00:12:55,505 --> 00:13:00,292 so she can, or whether, where he can protect your punk ass. 251 00:13:00,335 --> 00:13:02,250 - Excuse you? 252 00:13:02,294 --> 00:13:04,383 - I hope one of you young men wore a condom. 253 00:13:21,269 --> 00:13:22,619 - All cell phones, wallets, 254 00:13:22,662 --> 00:13:24,664 anything in your pocket goes in the bin. 255 00:13:26,449 --> 00:13:28,289 Stay in a single file until I move you forward. 256 00:13:33,020 --> 00:13:35,066 Empty your wallets. All keys. 257 00:13:35,109 --> 00:13:37,242 Any valuables, any phones, put in the bin. 258 00:13:39,636 --> 00:13:40,636 E! 259 00:13:46,773 --> 00:13:47,731 - What's going on? 260 00:13:47,774 --> 00:13:48,732 - Take this for me. 261 00:13:48,775 --> 00:13:49,646 I seen the new judge. 262 00:13:49,689 --> 00:13:51,474 - I gotta help Penny Street. 263 00:13:51,517 --> 00:13:52,625 The people coming outta Spangler's courtroom. 264 00:13:52,649 --> 00:13:53,563 - Ah, just do it, man. 265 00:13:53,606 --> 00:13:55,216 I won't be long. 266 00:13:55,260 --> 00:13:56,542 - If I get a whole lot of crap from Spangler. 267 00:13:56,566 --> 00:13:57,523 I'm sending it straight to you. 268 00:13:57,567 --> 00:14:02,006 - I'm not scared of her. 269 00:14:02,049 --> 00:14:03,049 Step up. 270 00:14:04,269 --> 00:14:05,768 - Welcome to a municipal court, your Honor. 271 00:14:05,792 --> 00:14:06,576 - Hi. 272 00:14:06,619 --> 00:14:07,751 - Hi, I'm Jim. 273 00:14:07,794 --> 00:14:09,013 I'm Chief Martins Bailiff. 274 00:14:09,056 --> 00:14:10,056 Follow me. 275 00:14:12,146 --> 00:14:14,540 Never seen a race as close as yours. 276 00:14:14,584 --> 00:14:16,499 What'd you win by? Three votes or something? 277 00:14:16,542 --> 00:14:18,631 - Six. Don't short change me. 278 00:14:19,589 --> 00:14:21,329 Is it always like this? 279 00:14:21,373 --> 00:14:24,245 - It's always a mad house, but this is unusual. 280 00:14:24,289 --> 00:14:25,289 - Oh! 281 00:14:27,727 --> 00:14:28,727 Well, what is his deal? 282 00:14:30,469 --> 00:14:31,557 - That's Larry Still. 283 00:14:31,601 --> 00:14:34,560 He's a loopy army vet type. 284 00:14:34,604 --> 00:14:35,648 Pitiful guy. 285 00:14:35,692 --> 00:14:37,520 See that woman next to him? 286 00:14:37,563 --> 00:14:38,390 - The one with the big scarf? 287 00:14:38,433 --> 00:14:39,565 - Yeah. 288 00:14:39,609 --> 00:14:42,002 That's his sister. Both of them are crazy. 289 00:14:42,046 --> 00:14:43,743 Runs in a family, I guess. 290 00:14:43,787 --> 00:14:45,092 - Oh, who are you telling? 291 00:14:47,617 --> 00:14:49,337 - What's up Gus? They got you working today. 292 00:14:52,752 --> 00:14:56,582 I gotta say you got everybody around here a little shocked. 293 00:14:56,626 --> 00:15:00,194 You're the first female black judge here. And at 31. 294 00:15:00,238 --> 00:15:02,066 - Starting behind the eight ball battle 295 00:15:02,109 --> 00:15:03,546 because of the recount. 296 00:15:03,589 --> 00:15:05,548 I didn't get certified until last week. 297 00:15:05,591 --> 00:15:08,246 I didn't get to come in early and acclimate. 298 00:15:08,289 --> 00:15:11,423 - Martin's aware. He's only got you doing motion work today. 299 00:15:11,466 --> 00:15:12,466 You'll be okay. 300 00:15:13,381 --> 00:15:14,600 We're glad you're here though. 301 00:15:14,644 --> 00:15:16,123 We've been short a judge a while. 302 00:15:16,167 --> 00:15:17,734 Barbara's got our work cut out for ya. 303 00:15:17,777 --> 00:15:19,146 - Barbara, that's the clerk of courts, right? 304 00:15:19,170 --> 00:15:20,650 - Yeah. 305 00:15:20,693 --> 00:15:22,390 Air traffic control's got nothing on her. 306 00:15:22,434 --> 00:15:24,175 She keeps this place together. 307 00:15:24,218 --> 00:15:26,525 - You know I can take a docket. Looks like you need me. 308 00:15:26,569 --> 00:15:28,179 - Alan was very clear on what he wanted. 309 00:15:28,222 --> 00:15:32,139 Besides, who wants this, kind of, trial by fire? 310 00:15:32,183 --> 00:15:33,576 - It's the only kind I know about. 311 00:15:35,142 --> 00:15:35,752 - Didn't you come from corporate law? 312 00:15:35,795 --> 00:15:36,795 - Yeah. 313 00:15:37,231 --> 00:15:38,711 Sorry. Uh. Where's the ladies? 314 00:15:38,755 --> 00:15:39,625 - Oh, bathroom's right there. 315 00:15:39,669 --> 00:15:41,061 And I'll give you five minutes. 316 00:15:41,105 --> 00:15:42,193 - Yeah. Thank you. 317 00:16:19,404 --> 00:16:21,275 Judge Spangler, right? 318 00:16:21,319 --> 00:16:22,319 - Yes. 319 00:16:24,583 --> 00:16:25,802 - Are you okay? 320 00:16:25,845 --> 00:16:27,760 - Yeah. I just, uh, got some news. 321 00:16:27,804 --> 00:16:29,544 That's all. A bit of nothing. 322 00:16:30,937 --> 00:16:32,417 So, uh... 323 00:16:32,460 --> 00:16:34,680 interesting campaign you ran. 324 00:16:34,724 --> 00:16:36,551 - Thank you. 325 00:16:36,595 --> 00:16:39,467 - It was smart. The way you hit all those churches. 326 00:16:39,511 --> 00:16:41,469 - That's, uh, worked the edges. 327 00:16:43,297 --> 00:16:45,648 - So you praying Christian or just a politicking one? 328 00:16:50,870 --> 00:16:52,742 - You worried about my soul? 329 00:16:52,785 --> 00:16:53,830 - Not my place. 330 00:17:01,838 --> 00:17:04,231 And, be careful when you take the bench. 331 00:17:04,275 --> 00:17:06,712 You don't wanna roll over the bottom of your rob. 332 00:17:06,756 --> 00:17:07,756 You'll face plant. 333 00:17:10,629 --> 00:17:11,629 Welcome aboard. 334 00:17:18,898 --> 00:17:19,898 - So sorry, Judge. 335 00:17:21,770 --> 00:17:23,510 - Be more careful. 336 00:17:24,948 --> 00:17:25,948 - So sorry. 337 00:18:02,028 --> 00:18:03,638 - No shortcuts. 338 00:18:04,857 --> 00:18:05,902 You got this. 339 00:18:17,522 --> 00:18:19,567 You think she has a problem with me? 340 00:18:19,611 --> 00:18:20,830 - Yep. 341 00:18:20,873 --> 00:18:23,223 Then again, she has a problem with everybody. 342 00:18:23,267 --> 00:18:24,790 - Oh. 343 00:18:24,834 --> 00:18:25,791 - You wanna see if the judge is in? 344 00:18:25,835 --> 00:18:26,749 - Yeah. 345 00:18:26,792 --> 00:18:27,792 - Okay. 346 00:18:31,492 --> 00:18:32,755 And this is your office. 347 00:18:33,581 --> 00:18:34,581 - Oh wow. 348 00:18:35,975 --> 00:18:37,934 Look at these huge windows. 349 00:18:37,977 --> 00:18:38,848 - Nice. 350 00:18:38,891 --> 00:18:39,971 - I need some big curtains. 351 00:18:41,589 --> 00:18:42,589 Is that mine? 352 00:18:47,465 --> 00:18:48,988 Oh wow. 353 00:18:51,034 --> 00:18:52,034 - And this is Jean. 354 00:18:53,776 --> 00:18:56,648 - Judge Zelma Jay Johnson. 355 00:18:56,691 --> 00:18:58,476 So very nice to meet you. 356 00:18:58,519 --> 00:19:00,347 - It's nice to meet you. 357 00:19:00,391 --> 00:19:02,021 - Well, Judge Graves has been like a five year old 358 00:19:02,045 --> 00:19:03,829 on Christmas Eve waiting to see you. 359 00:19:03,873 --> 00:19:04,830 Come on, let's go meet him. 360 00:19:04,874 --> 00:19:05,962 - Yeah. 361 00:19:09,617 --> 00:19:10,836 - Next, empty your pockets 362 00:19:18,975 --> 00:19:21,629 Here's your receipt for it, we'll put it in the camera. 363 00:19:23,762 --> 00:19:24,762 Next. 364 00:19:26,504 --> 00:19:28,723 Can I trust you to keep this off? 365 00:19:28,767 --> 00:19:29,767 - Yeah. 366 00:19:31,030 --> 00:19:32,379 - Don't let anyone see it. 367 00:19:32,423 --> 00:19:33,423 - Okay. 368 00:19:34,425 --> 00:19:35,905 - Do me a favor, talk to Barbara. 369 00:19:35,948 --> 00:19:37,428 Let her know I need more clean checks. 370 00:19:37,471 --> 00:19:39,038 Let the cabinets getting for. 371 00:19:39,082 --> 00:19:40,866 - What are you gonna do? 372 00:19:40,910 --> 00:19:42,868 - You gotta let a few of them through. 373 00:19:42,912 --> 00:19:44,367 - You know, people are gonna end up seeing that. 374 00:19:44,391 --> 00:19:46,567 Some have them, some don't. 375 00:19:46,611 --> 00:19:47,612 - Got a better plan? 376 00:19:50,397 --> 00:19:53,574 - All right, keep it moving. 377 00:19:53,618 --> 00:19:55,620 - Keep it off. Make sure no one sees it. 378 00:20:08,459 --> 00:20:09,459 - Judge... 379 00:20:10,940 --> 00:20:11,940 Judge! 380 00:20:14,726 --> 00:20:17,947 - Oh, it's you! Jay Johnson. 381 00:20:17,990 --> 00:20:19,513 I've been waiting for you. 382 00:20:19,557 --> 00:20:20,819 - Judge Graves. 383 00:20:20,863 --> 00:20:22,038 - Howard. Howard. 384 00:20:22,081 --> 00:20:23,081 Have a seat. 385 00:20:26,042 --> 00:20:28,827 I hear your husband was your campaign manager. 386 00:20:28,871 --> 00:20:31,047 - Yeah. I couldn't have done it without him. 387 00:20:31,090 --> 00:20:32,875 Yeah. You know he's lived in Atlanta forever, 388 00:20:32,918 --> 00:20:34,920 so he understands these streets. Yeah. 389 00:20:34,964 --> 00:20:37,662 Might have been. He's not in them anymore. 390 00:20:37,705 --> 00:20:40,056 - You can't judge a man about where he was born. 391 00:20:40,099 --> 00:20:42,797 Only by what he did and why did he's there? 392 00:20:42,841 --> 00:20:43,841 - Yeah. 393 00:20:45,104 --> 00:20:46,801 - I heard you speak at the Republican club. 394 00:20:48,020 --> 00:20:49,892 You said everything they wanted to hear 395 00:20:49,935 --> 00:20:51,937 without saying anything at all! 396 00:20:53,460 --> 00:20:56,028 That's what I knew you were a bad bitch! 397 00:20:56,072 --> 00:20:57,072 - Judge! 398 00:20:58,117 --> 00:20:59,989 Judge, we talked about this. 399 00:21:00,032 --> 00:21:02,948 - Y'all worry too much. She knows what I mean. 400 00:21:02,992 --> 00:21:04,123 Don't ya sis? 401 00:21:04,167 --> 00:21:05,820 - Best part of my day so far. 402 00:21:06,996 --> 00:21:09,085 So who have you met so far? 403 00:21:09,128 --> 00:21:10,128 - Judge Spangler. 404 00:21:11,957 --> 00:21:13,959 - She can be a little prickly. 405 00:21:14,003 --> 00:21:15,134 - Hm. 406 00:21:15,178 --> 00:21:17,006 - But, but it's not her fault. 407 00:21:17,049 --> 00:21:20,923 She's alone and fat and no one let her forget it. 408 00:21:20,966 --> 00:21:22,489 - Judge. 409 00:21:22,533 --> 00:21:26,145 You know they don't use the term "fat" anymore. 410 00:21:27,973 --> 00:21:29,516 Heavy set, if you have to say it, but then again, 411 00:21:29,540 --> 00:21:31,629 is there a reason for you to say it at all? 412 00:21:31,672 --> 00:21:33,761 - How is she gonna know what I'm talking about 413 00:21:33,805 --> 00:21:36,634 if I don't say it? She's fat. 414 00:21:36,677 --> 00:21:38,462 Hell, I'm fat! 415 00:21:38,505 --> 00:21:41,073 You know, I'm a man so people don't care. 416 00:21:41,117 --> 00:21:46,383 I'm retiring in two years. Count 'em one, two. 417 00:21:47,471 --> 00:21:49,212 What are they gonna do to me? 418 00:21:49,255 --> 00:21:50,798 - We need to get back to arraignments now. 419 00:21:50,822 --> 00:21:52,693 We gotta move these people outta here. 420 00:21:52,737 --> 00:21:54,608 Look, I know Alan wanted you to dive into 421 00:21:54,652 --> 00:21:55,783 the backlog of motions, 422 00:21:55,827 --> 00:21:57,916 but I'm calling an audible. 423 00:21:57,960 --> 00:21:59,918 Are you ready to take arraignment docket? 424 00:21:59,962 --> 00:22:00,962 - Thank God. 425 00:22:02,181 --> 00:22:04,053 - Judge, can she have Jean for today? 426 00:22:04,096 --> 00:22:05,619 - Anything for ol' sis. 427 00:22:05,663 --> 00:22:07,752 - Jean won't let you screw anything up. 428 00:22:07,795 --> 00:22:08,990 You haven't been sworn in, have you? 429 00:22:09,014 --> 00:22:10,842 - No. 430 00:22:10,885 --> 00:22:11,993 - Judge, I'm gonna need you to do that for me, please. 431 00:22:12,017 --> 00:22:14,019 - Oh, I'd be glad to. 432 00:22:14,063 --> 00:22:16,979 Jean, can you get me a bible up in here? 433 00:22:21,896 --> 00:22:23,768 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. 434 00:22:23,811 --> 00:22:27,076 Okay, you raise your right hand and repeat after me. 435 00:22:27,119 --> 00:22:29,469 All right. Jay Johnson. 436 00:22:29,513 --> 00:22:31,080 - Where's Officer Mercer? 437 00:22:31,123 --> 00:22:32,820 - Called in sick. 438 00:22:32,864 --> 00:22:34,039 - What about Smith? 439 00:22:34,083 --> 00:22:35,823 - Fired him two weeks ago. 440 00:22:35,867 --> 00:22:38,783 - Get whoever we have outside to handle the overflow. 441 00:22:38,826 --> 00:22:40,804 - Are you seeing what I'm seeing? They're grouping up. 442 00:22:40,828 --> 00:22:42,743 - I know. Get Elton out here. 443 00:22:42,787 --> 00:22:45,007 Have him wrangle some. You stay on top of the rest. 444 00:22:45,050 --> 00:22:46,506 - You want us to wrangle by color, right? 445 00:22:46,530 --> 00:22:47,898 I can have Elton take care of his people 446 00:22:47,922 --> 00:22:49,141 and then I take- 447 00:22:49,185 --> 00:22:50,925 - I need you to do what I ask you 448 00:22:50,969 --> 00:22:51,796 to do without a whole lot of commentary. 449 00:22:51,839 --> 00:22:52,666 How about that? 450 00:22:52,710 --> 00:22:53,710 - All right. 451 00:22:55,930 --> 00:22:57,062 - Let me help you with that. 452 00:22:57,106 --> 00:22:57,976 - Thank you. 453 00:22:58,020 --> 00:22:59,195 - Nervous? 454 00:22:59,238 --> 00:23:02,720 Oh, don't be, you got this. 455 00:23:03,721 --> 00:23:06,202 - There you go. 456 00:23:06,245 --> 00:23:07,638 You look great. 457 00:23:08,726 --> 00:23:10,206 I love it. How do you feel? 458 00:23:10,249 --> 00:23:11,598 - Ah, good. 459 00:23:11,642 --> 00:23:13,165 - Great. 460 00:23:13,209 --> 00:23:15,049 So you're comfortable with the procedure? Yeah? 461 00:23:15,080 --> 00:23:16,516 - I have it. I do. 462 00:23:16,560 --> 00:23:18,170 Looked at those other courts to, um, 463 00:23:18,214 --> 00:23:19,974 not only to make sure I knew how it was done, 464 00:23:19,998 --> 00:23:21,869 but also to assess different approaches. 465 00:23:21,913 --> 00:23:23,717 - Judge, I'd love to hear all about it another time. 466 00:23:23,741 --> 00:23:26,570 Right now we gotta plea them and street them. Okay? 467 00:23:26,613 --> 00:23:30,791 Rule on all of the small no contest, and guilties. 468 00:23:30,835 --> 00:23:32,706 And then send the more complicated ones, 469 00:23:32,750 --> 00:23:37,189 mostly domestic violence for pre-sentencing evaluation. 470 00:23:37,233 --> 00:23:39,017 Okay? 471 00:23:39,061 --> 00:23:40,560 Now judge, of course you can do is you please. 472 00:23:40,584 --> 00:23:43,587 But that's just the flow of things here, okay? 473 00:23:44,849 --> 00:23:45,850 All right, let's go. 474 00:24:00,995 --> 00:24:04,260 - All rise for the honorable Judge Jay Johnson. 475 00:24:14,618 --> 00:24:15,706 - Shit! 476 00:24:31,025 --> 00:24:32,025 Uh oh. 477 00:24:35,334 --> 00:24:37,293 - Judge please. 478 00:24:37,336 --> 00:24:40,296 Seven, pound, red, seven, blue. 479 00:24:42,385 --> 00:24:43,342 Got it? 480 00:24:44,213 --> 00:24:45,997 - Good. 481 00:24:46,040 --> 00:24:47,235 Cause I can't be up here all day trying to figure out 482 00:24:47,259 --> 00:24:48,715 what's wrong with the button you pushed. 483 00:24:48,739 --> 00:24:51,307 Let's start on an easy one. 484 00:24:55,006 --> 00:24:56,268 - Thank you. 485 00:24:56,312 --> 00:25:00,229 - Case number 645273. 486 00:25:00,272 --> 00:25:02,187 Alison Baker. 487 00:25:09,194 --> 00:25:10,935 - Ms. Alison Baker, 488 00:25:10,978 --> 00:25:13,298 you've been charged with driving while under the influence. 489 00:25:15,069 --> 00:25:20,074 Sorry. 490 00:25:26,907 --> 00:25:28,648 Ms. Allison Baker, 491 00:25:28,692 --> 00:25:30,713 you've been charged with driving while under the influence. 492 00:25:30,737 --> 00:25:32,367 It is a first degree misdemeanor punishable 493 00:25:32,391 --> 00:25:35,916 by a maximum of six months in jail and a $1,000 fine. 494 00:25:35,960 --> 00:25:37,285 Do you understand the nature of the charges? 495 00:25:37,309 --> 00:25:39,311 - I do. 496 00:25:39,355 --> 00:25:41,246 - Judge. We'd like to enter a plea of not guilty. 497 00:25:41,270 --> 00:25:43,272 - Good. I'll accept that plea. 498 00:25:43,315 --> 00:25:47,363 - Judge, we're two months out on pre-trial dates. 499 00:25:47,406 --> 00:25:50,235 - Does counsel waive time? 500 00:25:50,279 --> 00:25:51,715 - Indeed, we do, your honor. 501 00:25:51,758 --> 00:25:53,325 - Great. 502 00:25:53,369 --> 00:25:56,067 Step over to the deputy clerk and get your date. 503 00:25:57,851 --> 00:25:59,331 Next? 504 00:25:59,375 --> 00:26:00,917 How'd you get your phone in here? 505 00:26:00,941 --> 00:26:02,378 - You better watch your damn mouth. 506 00:26:02,421 --> 00:26:04,206 Why the fuck you worried about my phone? 507 00:26:04,249 --> 00:26:05,119 Mind your business. 508 00:26:05,163 --> 00:26:07,034 - Judge. 509 00:26:07,078 --> 00:26:09,317 You need to say something to threaten them with contempt. 510 00:26:09,341 --> 00:26:10,734 Something. 511 00:26:10,777 --> 00:26:12,866 Whatever you say, sell it. 512 00:26:12,910 --> 00:26:15,913 I only have one officer here and he's with the prisoner. 513 00:26:15,956 --> 00:26:17,001 - What you want to do? 514 00:26:17,044 --> 00:26:18,176 - You know what? 515 00:26:18,220 --> 00:26:18,829 - What the fuck you want to do? 516 00:26:18,872 --> 00:26:19,872 - Hey. 517 00:26:20,526 --> 00:26:23,442 - Hey, you in the back! 518 00:26:23,486 --> 00:26:25,009 I don't wanna hear another word 519 00:26:25,052 --> 00:26:26,967 coming from either one of you 520 00:26:27,011 --> 00:26:29,318 unless you're answering a question from me or my staff. 521 00:26:29,361 --> 00:26:31,078 And the next word that comes outta your mouth 522 00:26:31,102 --> 00:26:32,451 will send you straight to jail. 523 00:26:32,495 --> 00:26:33,974 You got that? 524 00:26:34,018 --> 00:26:35,802 Lemme see, you nod, emphatically. 525 00:26:38,196 --> 00:26:39,850 - Nicely done. 526 00:26:39,893 --> 00:26:41,765 You have kids? 527 00:26:41,808 --> 00:26:44,507 - No, but I got a whole ass family that acts like that. 528 00:26:44,550 --> 00:26:47,423 - All right. Case number 6547... 529 00:27:06,355 --> 00:27:07,921 - Yo. Dre, get your boy, man. 530 00:27:09,445 --> 00:27:11,316 How many times you gonna text her? 531 00:27:11,360 --> 00:27:12,839 - Til I catch her. 532 00:27:16,234 --> 00:27:17,453 This is a woman you keep. 533 00:27:17,496 --> 00:27:19,759 Something you wouldn't know nothing about. 534 00:27:19,803 --> 00:27:22,066 - See? Least you got somebody to text. 535 00:27:22,109 --> 00:27:23,391 N♪♪♪♪, you ain't got no hoes in your phone. 536 00:27:23,415 --> 00:27:25,504 - No bitches. 537 00:27:25,548 --> 00:27:27,352 - I got five, six bitches I could call right now. 538 00:27:27,376 --> 00:27:29,160 Both of your mamas included. 539 00:27:29,203 --> 00:27:31,467 - I bet none of 'em answer for your ass either. 540 00:27:32,511 --> 00:27:33,947 - All right, all right. 541 00:27:33,991 --> 00:27:35,471 I ain't got no bitches, all right. 542 00:27:35,514 --> 00:27:37,013 But at least I ain't sending up hella texts 543 00:27:37,037 --> 00:27:39,170 to a woman who ain't sending back no bubbles. 544 00:27:39,213 --> 00:27:41,520 - n♪♪♪♪, she out there doing something new and deep, man. 545 00:27:41,564 --> 00:27:43,261 She need to know what I'm here for her. 546 00:27:44,218 --> 00:27:45,916 - But you- 547 00:27:45,959 --> 00:27:46,482 - Got a woman you couldn't get anywhere near. 548 00:27:46,525 --> 00:27:48,571 - That's a fact. 549 00:27:48,614 --> 00:27:50,494 - You handle your business and I'll handle mine. 550 00:27:51,835 --> 00:27:53,358 - Yeah. All right, n♪♪♪♪. 551 00:27:53,402 --> 00:27:55,142 - Get your man some bitches. He hurtin'. 552 00:27:55,186 --> 00:27:57,493 - Hell D, I think this man allergic to bitches. 553 00:27:59,277 --> 00:28:00,385 - Allergic to bitches lying with y'all all day. 554 00:28:00,409 --> 00:28:02,454 Simp ass n####s. 555 00:28:02,498 --> 00:28:03,498 - And that's final. 556 00:28:09,461 --> 00:28:11,550 You just had to sit across from me. 557 00:28:11,594 --> 00:28:12,377 I can sit wherever the fuck I want. 558 00:28:12,421 --> 00:28:13,378 Ay! 559 00:28:13,422 --> 00:28:14,901 What did I say? 560 00:28:14,945 --> 00:28:17,164 The next person that I hear talking out of turn 561 00:28:17,208 --> 00:28:18,427 will go straight to jail. 562 00:28:20,254 --> 00:28:21,254 You got that? 563 00:28:23,301 --> 00:28:24,520 - Hey, you got your phone? 564 00:28:24,563 --> 00:28:28,001 - I got it. Send out a text, see who's up. 565 00:28:28,045 --> 00:28:29,525 - Oh, so you got your phone? 566 00:28:29,568 --> 00:28:30,395 - And? 567 00:28:30,439 --> 00:28:31,962 - Judge, 568 00:28:32,005 --> 00:28:33,156 we've gotta get this guy in the box next 569 00:28:33,180 --> 00:28:34,573 and free up that officer, okay? 570 00:28:34,617 --> 00:28:35,617 - Okay. 571 00:28:36,488 --> 00:28:40,449 - Case number 5467S18. 572 00:28:43,495 --> 00:28:44,931 - The heck happened to you? 573 00:28:45,976 --> 00:28:47,020 Has he seen a doctor? 574 00:28:47,064 --> 00:28:48,631 - He's fine, your Honor. 575 00:28:48,674 --> 00:28:50,546 Looks worse than it is. 576 00:28:50,589 --> 00:28:52,939 - Judge. All I wanted to do was talk to her. 577 00:28:52,983 --> 00:28:54,550 - We'll get to that. 578 00:28:54,593 --> 00:28:57,291 But what I wanna know first is do you need to see a doctor? 579 00:28:57,335 --> 00:28:58,902 - I'm fine. 580 00:28:58,945 --> 00:29:00,556 This is all a big mistake. 581 00:29:00,599 --> 00:29:02,471 - You've been charged with resisting arrest, 582 00:29:02,514 --> 00:29:05,299 aggravated menacing, stalking, and domestic violence. 583 00:29:05,343 --> 00:29:07,563 All charges are first degree misdemeanors, 584 00:29:07,606 --> 00:29:10,479 each punishable by a maximum of six months in jail 585 00:29:10,522 --> 00:29:12,524 and a $1,000 fine. 586 00:29:12,568 --> 00:29:15,222 - Uh. Your Honor, my client wishes to plead no contest 587 00:29:15,266 --> 00:29:16,833 with an opportunity to be heard. 588 00:29:18,661 --> 00:29:20,465 - I'll accept your plea of no contest to all of the charges. 589 00:29:20,489 --> 00:29:22,055 Mr. Prosecutor, 590 00:29:22,099 --> 00:29:23,642 can I have a recitation of the underlying facts 591 00:29:23,666 --> 00:29:24,666 supporting the charges? 592 00:29:26,277 --> 00:29:28,322 - Mr. Anderson was tapping on the glass 593 00:29:28,366 --> 00:29:32,370 at Bo's Cajun Bistro and entered the premises. 594 00:29:32,414 --> 00:29:33,589 - And? 595 00:29:33,632 --> 00:29:34,632 - Well, that's it. 596 00:29:36,635 --> 00:29:38,463 - Ask for the police report. 597 00:29:38,507 --> 00:29:40,639 - Just read me what you have on the police report. 598 00:29:40,683 --> 00:29:42,511 - The owners call the police 599 00:29:42,554 --> 00:29:45,165 and Mr. Anderson resisted arrest. 600 00:29:45,209 --> 00:29:48,604 - And what does the police report say about the resisting? 601 00:29:48,647 --> 00:29:51,171 - Well, it's a big brief. 602 00:29:57,047 --> 00:29:58,047 - Back the fuck up! 603 00:29:59,484 --> 00:30:00,505 - You know you got a smart ass mouth. 604 00:30:00,529 --> 00:30:01,921 - Fuck that supposed to mean? 605 00:30:01,965 --> 00:30:03,096 - You know what it means. 606 00:30:04,663 --> 00:30:08,450 - That's it? It just says resisted, no explanation. 607 00:30:08,493 --> 00:30:10,582 Do you have Mr. Anderson's arrest record? 608 00:30:10,626 --> 00:30:14,630 - Your Honor, we have 75 people to arrange this morning. 609 00:30:14,673 --> 00:30:16,109 I can't- 610 00:30:16,153 --> 00:30:17,347 - So what am I supposed to do here? 611 00:30:17,371 --> 00:30:19,112 Hmm? 612 00:30:19,156 --> 00:30:20,984 - This man have a history of bothering women. 613 00:30:21,027 --> 00:30:22,464 - I didn't know those other women, 614 00:30:24,117 --> 00:30:25,554 but Beth and I are married. 615 00:30:25,597 --> 00:30:28,687 - They're not, he's confused. 616 00:30:28,731 --> 00:30:30,602 - So let me get this straight. 617 00:30:30,646 --> 00:30:33,431 So what you were saying to me is that 618 00:30:33,475 --> 00:30:38,088 they were not in any kind of intimate relationship at all. 619 00:30:38,131 --> 00:30:39,959 - No, your Honor. 620 00:30:40,003 --> 00:30:42,309 - So then why are you charging him with domestic violence? 621 00:30:42,353 --> 00:30:46,705 - Well, that one may have been a bit of a stretch, 622 00:30:46,749 --> 00:30:49,578 but I'm willing to dismiss that charge. 623 00:30:49,621 --> 00:30:52,015 - Help me out here, Mr. Prosecutor, what are we doing? 624 00:30:52,058 --> 00:30:53,625 - Look, your honor, 625 00:30:53,669 --> 00:30:56,541 I thought I had a judge that that knew something about- 626 00:30:56,585 --> 00:30:58,761 - Is one of the arresting officers here? 627 00:30:58,804 --> 00:31:01,720 Is the complaining witness here? Anything? 628 00:31:01,764 --> 00:31:03,548 Uh. No. 629 00:31:03,592 --> 00:31:06,508 Ms. Myers didn't have time to come to court today, so... 630 00:31:06,551 --> 00:31:09,380 but this guy has a mental health issue. 631 00:31:09,423 --> 00:31:11,164 He's a constant menace. 632 00:31:11,208 --> 00:31:13,427 Police get called on him all the time. 633 00:31:13,471 --> 00:31:15,212 - I can't just take your word for it 634 00:31:15,255 --> 00:31:17,519 and convict him for everything you charged him 635 00:31:17,562 --> 00:31:19,738 and completely ignore the fact that you can't even 636 00:31:19,782 --> 00:31:21,610 articulate any evidence to support it. 637 00:31:21,653 --> 00:31:23,065 - Why don't you just hand it over, man? 638 00:31:23,089 --> 00:31:24,482 What is your problem? 639 00:31:24,526 --> 00:31:26,179 - Y'all need to back up. 640 00:31:27,790 --> 00:31:28,704 - Come on guys. 641 00:31:28,747 --> 00:31:30,444 - Get your hands off me, man. 642 00:31:38,409 --> 00:31:41,368 - You've pled guilty to all the charges, Mr. Anderson? 643 00:31:41,412 --> 00:31:44,763 Now I have to take the prosecutor's word as to what 644 00:31:44,807 --> 00:31:48,680 occurred. And if I do, then what he stated is the basis 645 00:31:48,724 --> 00:31:51,161 for a loitering charge. 646 00:31:51,204 --> 00:31:52,684 I can imagine that we have enough 647 00:31:52,728 --> 00:31:54,207 for the disorderly conduct as well. 648 00:31:54,251 --> 00:31:56,688 - The city dismisses the rest. 649 00:31:56,732 --> 00:32:01,084 But we ask that a protection order on behalf of Ms. Meyers, 650 00:32:01,127 --> 00:32:04,566 be part of any probationary conditions. 651 00:32:05,697 --> 00:32:07,699 - Mr. Anderson, 652 00:32:07,743 --> 00:32:11,485 I find you guilty of loitering and disorderly conduct. 653 00:32:11,529 --> 00:32:14,053 Now, I'm gonna send you the probation and schedule 654 00:32:14,097 --> 00:32:15,620 a sentencing date. 655 00:32:15,664 --> 00:32:19,058 What I want is an update and a report 656 00:32:19,102 --> 00:32:20,712 on what is going on with you. 657 00:32:20,756 --> 00:32:22,758 And maybe we can stop this merry-go-round. 658 00:32:22,801 --> 00:32:26,326 The prosecutors is saying that you have with women. 659 00:32:26,370 --> 00:32:29,547 As a condition of bond, however you are, 660 00:32:29,591 --> 00:32:33,682 to stay at least 500 feet away from Beth Meyers. 661 00:32:33,725 --> 00:32:37,729 You cannot go within 500 feet of her place of employment 662 00:32:37,773 --> 00:32:39,601 or her home. 663 00:32:39,644 --> 00:32:44,518 Now, I'm not sure at all what happened to you out here. 664 00:32:45,607 --> 00:32:48,653 But the fact of the matter is, 665 00:32:48,697 --> 00:32:51,438 just because you did something wrong does not mean that 666 00:32:51,482 --> 00:32:53,745 anyone can do anything to you. 667 00:32:53,789 --> 00:32:57,444 And I hope that the city has a look into what happened here. 668 00:32:58,532 --> 00:33:01,666 That said, I want to remind you 669 00:33:01,710 --> 00:33:04,800 and make this very, very clear, Mr. Anderson. 670 00:33:04,843 --> 00:33:08,760 Beth Meyers is no longer a part of your life. 671 00:33:08,804 --> 00:33:12,372 You go anywhere near her, and I mean anywhere, 672 00:33:12,416 --> 00:33:14,505 you are going straight to jail. 673 00:33:14,548 --> 00:33:18,683 - Sorry, I guess I just got carried away. 674 00:33:18,727 --> 00:33:20,380 - No, carried away is what you'll be 675 00:33:20,424 --> 00:33:22,426 if you go anywhere near Beth Meyers. 676 00:33:22,469 --> 00:33:24,341 She's a finished story in your book. 677 00:33:24,384 --> 00:33:25,908 You understand me? 678 00:33:25,951 --> 00:33:26,951 - I promise. 679 00:33:36,832 --> 00:33:37,832 - Hey! 680 00:33:42,272 --> 00:33:43,272 Hey! 681 00:33:45,492 --> 00:33:47,233 - Judge. Judge! Judge! 682 00:33:48,452 --> 00:33:49,888 We gotta go. 683 00:33:49,932 --> 00:33:51,652 We gotta move faster than that guys courage. 684 00:33:58,462 --> 00:34:00,377 - Get to your chambers. 685 00:34:01,291 --> 00:34:02,291 - Oh shit! 686 00:34:03,815 --> 00:34:07,732 - Come on. Get up. Get up. You're okay. 687 00:34:09,821 --> 00:34:11,301 Judge. 688 00:34:11,344 --> 00:34:11,867 Help her out? 689 00:34:12,998 --> 00:34:14,739 - Sorry. 690 00:34:14,782 --> 00:34:16,654 - Selma Jay Johnson, nice to finally meet you. 691 00:34:16,697 --> 00:34:18,743 - Chief Judge Allen. It's the easy first day, huh? 692 00:34:18,786 --> 00:34:20,571 - Yeah yeah yeah. 693 00:34:20,614 --> 00:34:22,494 - I wanted to be there to swear you in. But I... 694 00:34:24,009 --> 00:34:25,489 Nevermind. 695 00:34:25,532 --> 00:34:26,684 - Guys. Seriously. Get to your chambers. 696 00:34:26,708 --> 00:34:27,795 Get to your chambers now! 697 00:34:27,839 --> 00:34:28,971 - Let's go. 698 00:34:41,897 --> 00:34:43,550 - You gonna spend the rest of the night 699 00:34:43,594 --> 00:34:45,552 falling into that bottle? 700 00:34:47,424 --> 00:34:48,860 - It's my house. 701 00:34:48,904 --> 00:34:50,184 - You say that shit all the time. 702 00:34:51,297 --> 00:34:52,821 - It's always true. 703 00:34:52,864 --> 00:34:54,779 - Would it kill you to treat me like, I dunno... 704 00:34:54,822 --> 00:34:56,346 A person? 705 00:34:56,389 --> 00:34:57,739 You take every opportunity you get 706 00:34:57,782 --> 00:34:58,609 to make me feel like... 707 00:34:58,652 --> 00:34:59,828 - Like, like... 708 00:34:59,871 --> 00:35:01,481 - Oh mm mm! 709 00:35:01,525 --> 00:35:03,614 Oh, you got a lot of nerve. 710 00:35:03,657 --> 00:35:06,443 You're a special boy with messy taste. 711 00:35:07,879 --> 00:35:09,402 - Well... 712 00:35:09,446 --> 00:35:10,795 - Ah! Be careful how you treat me. 713 00:35:10,839 --> 00:35:12,623 Who you gonna find that you don't have to pay 714 00:35:12,666 --> 00:35:14,799 to do the shit that I do for you? 715 00:35:14,843 --> 00:35:18,498 - You would be amazed when you hear the wrong answer. 716 00:35:18,542 --> 00:35:19,824 You may not be on my hard drive yet, 717 00:35:19,848 --> 00:35:21,414 but you're on your way. 718 00:35:21,458 --> 00:35:22,458 Hello? 719 00:35:22,981 --> 00:35:23,939 - Take care of that. 720 00:35:23,982 --> 00:35:25,375 - You take care of that. 721 00:35:25,418 --> 00:35:26,680 - Hey, can I just get my money? 722 00:35:27,856 --> 00:35:29,814 - And gimme some too for that attitude. 723 00:35:31,598 --> 00:35:33,818 - Nah, nah. You owe me an extra two hundred. 724 00:35:33,862 --> 00:35:35,689 - I figured you the price you quoted. 725 00:35:35,733 --> 00:35:38,605 - And we did way more shit than I agreed to! 726 00:35:38,649 --> 00:35:40,738 You be here workin' underhand, I'm getting my money, 727 00:35:40,782 --> 00:35:42,522 that I made myself. 728 00:35:42,566 --> 00:35:45,047 - Pay the bitch her money. She earned it. 729 00:35:45,090 --> 00:35:47,832 And gimme something too for that attitude. 730 00:35:47,876 --> 00:35:49,268 - Thank you! 731 00:35:49,312 --> 00:35:51,444 - Man, y'all fuckin' weird. 732 00:35:53,446 --> 00:35:55,709 Well, I sell sex and I seen some shit. 733 00:35:55,753 --> 00:35:56,841 - Well, when she leaves... 734 00:35:58,800 --> 00:35:59,975 She would be like- 735 00:36:00,018 --> 00:36:01,890 - Ah, I'm not going anywhere. 736 00:36:01,933 --> 00:36:03,326 - We'll see about that. 737 00:36:03,369 --> 00:36:04,849 - Oh. That fucking... 738 00:36:06,546 --> 00:36:07,852 - Hello? 739 00:36:07,896 --> 00:36:09,680 Can I get a towel? 740 00:36:10,942 --> 00:36:11,942 - Jay. 741 00:36:20,691 --> 00:36:21,691 Baby. 742 00:36:25,739 --> 00:36:26,739 Jay! 743 00:36:28,481 --> 00:36:29,831 - I'm back here. 744 00:36:32,572 --> 00:36:36,054 ♪ Black, black, black, black 745 00:36:40,145 --> 00:36:41,625 - What are you doing? 746 00:36:41,668 --> 00:36:43,583 - What it look like what I'm doing? 747 00:36:43,627 --> 00:36:45,020 - And my food will be where? 748 00:36:47,413 --> 00:36:50,547 - I thought to complete the entire bitch persona, 749 00:36:50,590 --> 00:36:52,636 I would go to work, pay all the bills, come home, 750 00:36:52,679 --> 00:36:54,986 make myself some dinner and leave you sitting there. 751 00:36:57,119 --> 00:36:58,119 - All day. 752 00:36:59,121 --> 00:37:00,905 All day. I've been playing to support you. 753 00:37:00,949 --> 00:37:02,994 I don't get any breakfast. I make you coffee. 754 00:37:03,038 --> 00:37:05,954 I text you all day. But you can't do nothing but ignore. 755 00:37:05,997 --> 00:37:08,130 - Bitch was busy. 756 00:37:08,173 --> 00:37:10,393 - I played a good, n♪♪♪♪, so wife could, check this out, 757 00:37:10,436 --> 00:37:12,961 go and get a job to pay less than one she has. 758 00:37:13,004 --> 00:37:15,485 I'm him. And now you can't answer the phone. 759 00:37:15,528 --> 00:37:17,966 - Have you any idea what I went through today? 760 00:37:18,009 --> 00:37:20,751 - Answer my text and I would know, but nah, 761 00:37:20,794 --> 00:37:22,579 bitch was too busy. 762 00:37:22,622 --> 00:37:25,016 Today was Judge Jay's first day in court 763 00:37:25,060 --> 00:37:28,541 and an all out brawl broke out inside of the courtroom. 764 00:37:28,585 --> 00:37:30,369 - What the fuck did you do? 765 00:37:30,413 --> 00:37:32,453 - I didn't do anything, but that is how my day went. 766 00:37:33,807 --> 00:37:35,026 - All right, Jay. 767 00:37:35,070 --> 00:37:36,549 All right. 768 00:37:36,593 --> 00:37:39,117 - Is it? Is this gonna be our new normal? 769 00:37:39,161 --> 00:37:40,727 You and bitchin' and moaning 770 00:37:40,771 --> 00:37:42,904 about the way that I provide for us? 771 00:37:42,947 --> 00:37:44,949 Yes, I'm making less money, 772 00:37:44,993 --> 00:37:46,516 but I did that in part 773 00:37:46,559 --> 00:37:48,735 so that I could spend more time at home. 774 00:37:48,779 --> 00:37:49,998 And you made it very clear 775 00:37:50,041 --> 00:37:52,087 that although you love that check 776 00:37:52,130 --> 00:37:53,978 those 80 hour work weeks left you with a lot of time 777 00:37:54,002 --> 00:37:56,787 on your hands. Shall we talk about Laquisha? 778 00:38:00,138 --> 00:38:03,185 - Another hell of bullets, I'm not looking to walk into. 779 00:38:03,228 --> 00:38:04,926 - Oh my God, what do you want? 780 00:38:04,969 --> 00:38:06,057 Hmm? 781 00:38:06,101 --> 00:38:07,580 - What are you asking for me? 782 00:38:09,495 --> 00:38:10,627 Before you answer that, 783 00:38:10,670 --> 00:38:12,542 let me remind you that despite 784 00:38:12,585 --> 00:38:13,867 what we let the public to believe, 785 00:38:13,891 --> 00:38:14,979 you are not my husband. 786 00:38:15,023 --> 00:38:16,938 Anybody can leave at any time. 787 00:38:16,981 --> 00:38:19,221 As you are so fond of saying "no problems, no paperwork." 788 00:38:30,168 --> 00:38:31,387 - How was your day? 789 00:38:32,692 --> 00:38:33,998 - Not as bad as you think. 790 00:38:35,043 --> 00:38:36,435 How so? 791 00:38:36,479 --> 00:38:38,437 - Your food is in the fridge. 792 00:38:38,481 --> 00:38:40,091 - Now that I'm being a good boy? 793 00:38:41,092 --> 00:38:42,485 - Something like that. 794 00:38:50,058 --> 00:38:53,539 So other than the brawl, how was it? 795 00:38:58,153 --> 00:38:59,153 - I'm not gonna lie, 796 00:39:00,633 --> 00:39:02,940 that shit was intimidating as fuck. 797 00:39:04,202 --> 00:39:06,770 I mean, all that research that I did, 798 00:39:06,813 --> 00:39:08,728 it tells you what to do, 799 00:39:08,772 --> 00:39:11,122 but not how to get it done under pressure. 800 00:39:13,124 --> 00:39:15,126 I mean, the first few cases that I had, I was like, 801 00:39:15,170 --> 00:39:16,736 what the heck? 802 00:39:16,780 --> 00:39:21,654 But then I kind of found my rhythm about five in, 803 00:39:23,091 --> 00:39:24,411 then started it to feel like home. 804 00:39:25,223 --> 00:39:26,050 - At home? 805 00:39:26,094 --> 00:39:26,877 - Mm hm. 806 00:39:26,920 --> 00:39:27,791 - You? 807 00:39:29,097 --> 00:39:31,490 - I don't know, I just, 808 00:39:31,534 --> 00:39:34,798 it just feels like this might be the right space for me. 809 00:39:36,191 --> 00:39:38,149 Like Mr. Anderson, huh? 810 00:39:39,803 --> 00:39:41,848 He's been getting chewed up by the system 811 00:39:43,546 --> 00:39:45,939 and clearly he is out there doing the wrong thing, 812 00:39:45,983 --> 00:39:47,637 but he has a lot of mental issues 813 00:39:47,680 --> 00:39:49,508 that they're not dealing with, 814 00:39:50,596 --> 00:39:51,902 so they just beat him up. 815 00:39:53,208 --> 00:39:55,819 But, I don't wanna be that kind of judge. 816 00:39:55,862 --> 00:39:58,039 I'm not gonna just run them through. 817 00:39:59,344 --> 00:40:00,344 - My baby. 818 00:40:03,131 --> 00:40:05,133 I just got news that a body was found 819 00:40:05,176 --> 00:40:08,266 in the parking lot of Bo's Cajun Bistro 820 00:40:08,310 --> 00:40:10,573 and Ms. Beth A. Myers was found dead 821 00:40:10,616 --> 00:40:12,792 approximately one hour ago. 822 00:40:14,229 --> 00:40:16,100 The owner tells us that the suspect 823 00:40:16,144 --> 00:40:18,711 had been creeping around the restaurant for months. 824 00:40:19,756 --> 00:40:21,192 Just a few hours ago. 825 00:40:21,236 --> 00:40:23,238 The same Judge Jay Johnson, 826 00:40:23,281 --> 00:40:26,197 put a restraining order on him to no avail. 827 00:40:26,241 --> 00:40:29,070 She was found in the parking lot and a few blocks up, 828 00:40:29,113 --> 00:40:32,638 he was found deceased with self-inflicted wounds. 829 00:40:33,596 --> 00:40:35,206 - Jay, you okay? 830 00:40:37,252 --> 00:40:40,168 - Guess I just got carried away. 831 00:40:44,172 --> 00:40:47,131 Babe, what's goin' on? Babe! 832 00:40:47,175 --> 00:40:49,002 Hey what's goin' on? 833 00:41:50,325 --> 00:41:54,155 ♪ I heard him say chivalry was dead ♪ 834 00:41:54,198 --> 00:41:58,202 ♪ I could see it in your eyes, you scared ♪ 835 00:41:58,246 --> 00:42:01,988 ♪ 'Cuz there ain't nothing for you here ♪ 836 00:42:02,032 --> 00:42:06,167 ♪ Lot of skeletons in my closet, yeah ♪ 837 00:42:06,210 --> 00:42:10,127 ♪ Baby, destruction is part of the plan ♪ 838 00:42:10,171 --> 00:42:14,087 ♪ I'm your leader, the emperor, the man ♪ 839 00:42:14,131 --> 00:42:18,266 ♪ Imma need my respect in advance ♪ 840 00:42:18,309 --> 00:42:21,443 ♪ And if you get offended, too bad ♪ 841 00:42:21,486 --> 00:42:24,054 ♪ 'Cuz I'm the heart eater 842 00:42:24,097 --> 00:42:26,017 ♪ I'm the heart eater, baby, it's a dinner date ♪ 843 00:42:26,056 --> 00:42:28,406 ♪ Imma ate your soul I, soul I 844 00:42:28,450 --> 00:42:31,888 ♪ Soul I, Soul I, Soul I, Soul I ♪ 845 00:42:31,931 --> 00:42:34,064 ♪ Think about it, dream about it, if you wanna stay ♪ 846 00:42:34,107 --> 00:42:36,936 ♪ Then you can't leave now, leave now, leave now ♪ 59626

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