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Looking for Love tour night one.
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What are you looking
forward to the most?
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It's the Looking for Love
tour. I need to find the one.
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GATA: He's worried
about finding the one.
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There's way too many hoes
out here to be worried about one.
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Me and you have entirely
different philosophies
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on dating; I love love, personally.
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GATA: This dude is crazy.
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He got his face on a
whole tour bus out here,
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and he's worried about love?
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You can't let this
opportunity pass you by.
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DAVE: I've been waiting my
whole life for this opportunity.
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I'm just saying, I'm gonna
use the social leverage
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that comes with being a rapper
to find the one more easily.
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She'll see me clearer.
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GATA: Well, I hope you see me, ladies,
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'cause I'm in every city and I need
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two bitches on me on
both arms, like a Rollie.
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Really? It has to be two women
on both arms like a Rollie?
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Like, let's... Women are not objects.
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GATA: (SCOFFS) Fuck it. (LAUGHS)
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?
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(WHIRRING)
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?
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?
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Oh, my God.
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- Is this it?
- This is her.
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She is here, she is unbelievable.
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Wow, you're pretty
liberal with the pronouns.
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- Hmm.
- This is...
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- unbelievable.
- Yeah.
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You really got to appreciate
the craftsmanship, though.
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- Look at these...
- Yeah, pure milk of magnesia in there.
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Design it that way.
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Wait, how much did she cost, again?
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Uh, like, $7,000.
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- You paid...
- There was a version
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that cost 15 grand, by the way.
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- Okay, so the class war is real. This is...
- Yeah.
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That one could stand and it
could, like, totally speak.
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It could be like, "Hi,
Dave, how you doing?"
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But this one's more than suitable.
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Came with a nice, cute
wig. She is a brunette.
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- This is... Is this a tampon?
- (GROANS)
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I hope not. That would be such
a burden for me to maintain.
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I don't know what this is.
It's cool-looking. I'll look it up.
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- Hmm...
- This is... Looks like a vibrator or something.
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(SOUND FADING): This
is crazy. So small...
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What am I looking up again?
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- The tampons.
- Oh. Yeah.
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Oh. That's to warm her orifices.
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It's kind of cold-blooded.
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I mean, that's good, my
old way was so unwieldy.
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- What was your...
- If that's the right... You don't want to know.
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It involved a stick and a space heater.
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And don't worry, this is not
gonna replace you in any way.
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This is simply a tool
to elevate masturbation.
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- I wasn't. Should I be...
- You shouldn't be.
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Okay. I'm not weirded
out by this, weirdly.
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- You really get me.
- Mm-hmm. Yeah.
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But maybe don't fuck her while
I'm in the house, you know?
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I just don't know if I can unsee that.
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- I can do that.
- You can?
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I can not do that.
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- Thanks.
- Yeah, sure.
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What?
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Yeah, I know, Robyn's leaving town soon
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and you're excited
about it, but I'm not.
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I'm actually really dreading it,
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and it makes me sad
when I think about it.
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Okay.
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I'm gonna go read.
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- Yeah. Okay.
- Here. I will be in the home.
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Understood. Yes. Don't fuck it now.
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- Yes.
- Sure.
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Must be pretty cool to
see your weird dreams
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- become a reality.
- It really is.
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It really is.
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?
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? You don't even care about me ?
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? Tell me why I care about you ?
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? This ain't the movies ?
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? But I think that you're the one ?
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? Rachel, let me be your Mr. McAdams ?
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? Rachel, they gonna
call me Mr. McAdams ?
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? I'll take your name, girl, facts ?
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? It's insanely far-fetched,
I ain't playing ?
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? Why you think I've been rapping ?
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? To be Mr. McAdams, say yes ?
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? Don't lie to me, don't lie to me ?
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? Don't lie, you think
I'm fucking sick ?
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? You think I lost my shit,
you think I'm weird A. F. ?
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? But that endearing freckle
up on your chin is too much ?
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? I got a freckle on my face, too ?
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? I know you've dated Taylor Kitsch ?
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? And I know you've seen
Ryan Gosling's dick ?
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? Ooh, aww, girl, I
don't know it all, girl ?
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? I just want to take you to
a ball, have a ball, girl ?
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? Valet will call me Mr. McAdams. ?
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DAVE: Okay.
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(WHISTLES)
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- That's a big song.
- Yeah.
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Look at LD out here
cheating on his girlfriend
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- with a movie star.
- Damn.
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I mean, she's not my
girlfriend, technically,
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like, the terms have
not been defined yet.
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But, like, I'm just
making a funny comedy song
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about the concept of a dream woman
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- that everyone's gonna relate to.
- Mm.
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But I would never
cheat on a girl. Sorry.
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I'm not a dirtbag like you, Gata.
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- I'm a good guy.
- Man, I was cheating out the gate.
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I had girls doing my homework.
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That's so cool to say.
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- (CHUCKLES)
- I'm gonna go do a verse pass, okay?
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Start me up, Johnny.
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It's "Beam me up,
Scotty," you fucking idiot.
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Hey, bro, I know you
working on his shit,
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but you need to turn that shit down.
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- Look at this.
- (MUSIC PLAYING OVER PHONE)
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ANNOUNCER (OVER VIDEO): What
happens when 15 horny singles
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with moderate to severe mental
health issues gather in one house
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- in a tropical paradise...
- Tropical paradise.
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... and are told they can't
have sex or freak out?
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One way or another,
someone's gonna get nuts.
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Yo, what's up? What's really real?
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It's your boy Gata.
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I'm bipolar, I'm a sex addict.
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I ain't never went a week
without smashing a bitch.
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You know I keep the hoes in rotation.
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I'm gonna win me a million
dollars on the Nut Haus.
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ANNOUNCER: Nut Haus. This September.
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GATA: Nut Haus.
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If I fuck and nut, bro, or if I go nuts
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and have an episode and go
manic and ramp up too much,
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I lose. But this show? (BLOWS RASPBERRY)
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- Gonna be fire.
- That is the dumbest fucking thing
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I've ever heard in my damn life, Gata.
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(LAUGHS): What the fuck are
you talking about right now?
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Bro, you just a hater, man. I'm tired
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- of your hatin'-ass vibes, dawg.
- (LAUGHS): I'm not...
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I'm not hating, bro, I'm
just being honest, dawg.
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That shit is fucking trash.
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- They're exploiting you.
- Bro, just because you scared
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to make a move and go after
shit that you want in life,
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that's your problem, but me?
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I'm a rock star, dawg.
I'm-a have moments where I look bad,
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I'm-a have moments where
I look like the man,
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But you, you ain't
never gonna have shit.
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? It's insanely far-fetched,
I ain't playing ?
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? Why you think I've been rapping ?
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? To be Mr. McAdams, say yes. ?
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?
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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(SIGHS)
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- I'm nervous.
- You okay?
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- (LAUGHS) No.
- What's going on with you?
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Okay.
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- Oh, wow.
- Yeah. Repositioning.
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Am I supposed to reposition?
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- Is, like... What's going on?
- No.
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I'm-I'm, um...
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I'm moving to L. A.
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- You are?
- Yeah.
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Wow.
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- Yeah.
- That's awesome.
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We talked about me
getting out of Wisconsin
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and just, like, finally
having that push and, like,
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I'm actually getting jobs here,
which is really exciting, and it's...
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- It's excit... That's why I'm here.
- Yeah.
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That's... It feels... It
makes it all feel real now.
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- You know?
- Yeah. Yeah. It...
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- The... us is real. It is real.
- Yeah.
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It's always been real.
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You know, we've been dating and...
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Yeah. W-We go on dates.
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- Yeah.
- We're dating.
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Yeah.
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You look terrified.
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- Do I?
- You look really freaked out.
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You know what it is?
I'm not freaked out.
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It's just, like, for
me, whenever I get, like,
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new, big information, it
just takes me a little while
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to, like, wrap my head around things.
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I'm a slow cooker, you know?
You got to let me roast.
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That's all that's happening.
It's like, big information,
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brain processing, neurons flying.
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But, like, the neurons
are, like, fireworks,
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- and that's good.
- Okay.
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- Neurons? (LAUGHS)
- Yeah, the... Yeah.
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I th... I'm... I am so excited.
Like, I was dreading you leaving.
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- Okay. I'm excited.
- Let's kiss.
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Should we kiss and seal the deal?
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- I want to fuck.
- All right.
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- Later, though.
- Mmm.
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- Congrats to us.
- Mm.
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- To... B-But you, especially.
- Yeah.
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- Mm.
- Mm.
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?
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(DOOR CLOSES)
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(KEYBOARD CLICKING)
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- (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
- (GENTLE PIANO MUSIC PLAYING)
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Hmm.
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(OVER EARBUDS):
? Mr. McAdams, say yes. ?
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Wow.
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Okay...
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- I fucking love it.
- Uh... You do?
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- Yes.
- Okay, 'cause obviously,
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I'm being, like, intentionally silly
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- at parts, but...
- Right, right, of course, but...
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Dave.
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I-I love it.
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- Your hands are as smooth as eggs.
- Oh, thank you.
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Would you ever be in the
music video for "Mr. McAdams"?
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Of course. I-I-I... Uh, how could I not?
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- How could you not? That's what I'm saying.
- Okay.
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Um, like, are you
thinking sex scene, or...?
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- Mm-hmm.
- Have you ever done one?
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No, but I'm, I'm... I... I'm... I could.
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Okay, well, we could talk about it.
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I'm ready for that.
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If that's what, if that's what you
think the, um, creative calls for.
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- Cool.
- Which, I see it that way, too, personally.
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- Yeah.
- I don't want to intrude or say it like,
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"Come," like, "fuck
me on camera," but...
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Right. Yeah. Well, you know what?
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We can figure all the details out later,
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but I mean, it will come
down to scheduling...
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- Mm.
- ... you know. But I would like to come.
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Do you like Drake?
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Love Drake. My favorite artist ever.
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I've actually been crafting a
DM to him for about six weeks now
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and I'm too big of a coward to send it
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'cause it just has to
be the perfect message.
240
00:11:39,082 --> 00:11:40,501
I don't even know if
he's gonna read it, but...
241
00:11:40,512 --> 00:11:42,415
Well, we should just call him. I'll...
242
00:11:43,143 --> 00:11:45,440
Oh, no, wait, he's in Ghana. Shit.
243
00:11:45,451 --> 00:11:47,888
- Mm.
- Tell you what.
244
00:11:48,194 --> 00:11:49,723
Beat me at an arm wrestle,
245
00:11:49,734 --> 00:11:52,674
and I will put you on a
text with him right now.
246
00:11:54,533 --> 00:11:56,345
- Hmm?
- Okay. Fine.
247
00:11:56,356 --> 00:11:57,992
- Well, let's fucking do this. Oh, my God.
- That's right.
248
00:11:58,003 --> 00:11:59,874
- You're gonna connect me to him?
- Ooh.
249
00:12:00,217 --> 00:12:01,988
Feel your heart racing.
250
00:12:01,999 --> 00:12:03,701
Well...
251
00:12:03,985 --> 00:12:06,123
It's like a bird.
252
00:12:06,134 --> 00:12:07,703
I am a bird.
253
00:12:07,965 --> 00:12:10,009
Well, if you're a bird, I'm a bird.
254
00:12:10,923 --> 00:12:12,690
Yeah? Ah!
255
00:12:13,577 --> 00:12:14,880
(WHISPERS): Fuck.
256
00:12:14,920 --> 00:12:16,791
(MOANS)
257
00:12:17,652 --> 00:12:20,325
Oh, my God, do you, like, lift weights?
258
00:12:20,336 --> 00:12:22,073
- Jesus.
- (SHUSHES)
259
00:12:22,228 --> 00:12:23,631
Fuck.
260
00:12:27,405 --> 00:12:29,243
Jesus.
261
00:12:29,490 --> 00:12:31,161
Dude, like, wake up.
262
00:12:35,028 --> 00:12:36,309
Mmm.
263
00:12:50,666 --> 00:12:52,737
?
264
00:13:08,240 --> 00:13:11,046
(GASPS) What the fuck?
265
00:13:11,057 --> 00:13:13,420
Oh, no, if this lipstick
isn't gonna come off... Fuck.
266
00:13:13,431 --> 00:13:15,268
- (EXCLAIMS) Morning!
- (SHOUTS)
267
00:13:15,279 --> 00:13:17,294
- I see you met her.
- What the fuck?
268
00:13:17,305 --> 00:13:19,366
Doesn't she look so cool now?
269
00:13:19,377 --> 00:13:21,248
- How could you do this?
- She's so heavy.
270
00:13:21,259 --> 00:13:23,974
She's, like, way heavier than
I thought that she would be.
271
00:13:23,985 --> 00:13:25,160
We're the same size, so...
272
00:13:25,171 --> 00:13:27,648
You're not the same size.
Are you 149 centimeters?
273
00:13:27,659 --> 00:13:30,598
No, 'cause that's four foot nine.
Are you a legal pygmy?
274
00:13:31,002 --> 00:13:33,293
I don't know my height
in centimeters. I...
275
00:13:33,304 --> 00:13:35,381
Why did you put lipstick on her?
276
00:13:35,392 --> 00:13:37,028
I hate lipstick.
277
00:13:37,339 --> 00:13:38,460
What?
278
00:13:38,701 --> 00:13:42,237
"Why did you put lipstick on her, comma,
279
00:13:42,248 --> 00:13:43,717
I hate lipstick."
280
00:13:43,728 --> 00:13:46,042
- She looks like a whore.
- It is a whore, Dave.
281
00:13:46,053 --> 00:13:47,222
You bought it to fuck it.
282
00:13:47,233 --> 00:13:50,197
- No, I don't fuck it yet.
- Okay, I'm sorry. I...
283
00:13:50,208 --> 00:13:52,627
It-it'll obviously come off.
I'll just fucking take it off.
284
00:13:52,638 --> 00:13:54,949
No, I'm not using, like,
other products that work
285
00:13:54,960 --> 00:13:56,830
on human skin, like, this is machina.
286
00:13:56,841 --> 00:13:58,343
Like, you don't understand
how it all works.
287
00:13:58,354 --> 00:14:00,200
It's g... If it's gonna
work on human skin,
288
00:14:00,211 --> 00:14:01,614
- it's gonna work on your...
- I'm looking at her lips
289
00:14:01,625 --> 00:14:03,460
right now, and they're, like, caking off
290
00:14:03,471 --> 00:14:05,883
as I rub, so I'm, like, worried
that there's permanent damage
291
00:14:05,894 --> 00:14:07,874
- that can't be undone here.
- Jesus Christ.
292
00:14:07,885 --> 00:14:11,193
I'm sorry, but I never
splurged on anything like this.
293
00:14:11,204 --> 00:14:13,075
And it's, like, my thing and...
294
00:14:13,687 --> 00:14:14,967
(EXHALES): Yeah.
295
00:14:14,978 --> 00:14:16,380
Okay, well, yeah.
296
00:14:16,464 --> 00:14:18,317
- I'm like...
- We are...
297
00:14:18,328 --> 00:14:20,799
- It's just, this is...
- I'm sorry.
298
00:14:20,810 --> 00:14:22,447
She's your...
299
00:14:24,046 --> 00:14:26,283
stuff, and I shouldn't have...
300
00:14:26,294 --> 00:14:28,231
No, I'm sorry.
301
00:14:28,242 --> 00:14:29,746
It's just like...
302
00:14:30,406 --> 00:14:33,575
Do you have any idea how long
I've been looking forward to this?
303
00:14:33,586 --> 00:14:35,323
How long have you been
looking forward to this?
304
00:14:35,341 --> 00:14:37,012
So long.
305
00:14:37,271 --> 00:14:40,076
- So long?
- Yeah, I was on that fucking tour,
306
00:14:40,200 --> 00:14:42,048
just waiting to be in this bed with you,
307
00:14:42,065 --> 00:14:43,934
but no, I was going city to city,
308
00:14:44,084 --> 00:14:46,764
- trudging through this nation.
- Mm. (LAUGHS)
309
00:14:46,876 --> 00:14:49,523
- EMMA: What are you most excited about?
- Meeting her.
310
00:14:49,534 --> 00:14:50,971
My wife. Meeting her. I can't wait.
311
00:14:51,086 --> 00:14:53,216
- GATA: Your wife? Bro.
- I have a good feeling.
312
00:14:53,227 --> 00:14:55,397
Man, fuck no, ain't looking
for love on this tour, man.
313
00:14:55,408 --> 00:14:57,161
I already know what it is.
? Light skin ?
314
00:14:57,172 --> 00:14:59,371
? Dark skin, Puerto Rican, Asian. ?
315
00:14:59,382 --> 00:15:01,469
- What do you want out of life?
- Oh, you a hot Jewish rapper, bro.
316
00:15:01,480 --> 00:15:03,605
What do you want out of life?
Like, what are your goals?
317
00:15:03,616 --> 00:15:05,181
I just want to make it
to the top, bro, with you.
318
00:15:05,192 --> 00:15:07,229
There's more to life
than, like, fucking girls
319
00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:09,877
- and, like, being rich.
- ... model you thought I was.
320
00:15:09,888 --> 00:15:12,159
- I'm Rick James, bitch.
- (LAUGHTER)
321
00:15:12,170 --> 00:15:13,873
Ideally, of course, it's something cute.
322
00:15:13,884 --> 00:15:16,424
Like, I'm walking down the
street and she walks out of, like,
323
00:15:16,435 --> 00:15:17,842
a Barnes & Noble right as, like,
324
00:15:17,853 --> 00:15:19,832
that guitar lick from
Goo Goo Dolls' "Slide"
325
00:15:19,843 --> 00:15:21,141
is playing. (IMITATES GUITAR RIFF)
326
00:15:21,152 --> 00:15:23,071
I've never fucked back
here, but let me tell you,
327
00:15:23,082 --> 00:15:24,719
right here, on this
mattress right here, though,
328
00:15:24,730 --> 00:15:26,256
the middle of the hallway.
329
00:15:26,267 --> 00:15:29,318
ELZ: Having to hear Gata have
sex every night is so annoying.
330
00:15:29,329 --> 00:15:31,431
MIKE: I am really happy
for him, I'm not gonna lie.
331
00:15:31,442 --> 00:15:33,839
ELZ: Dave has the most
unused rapper dick ever.
332
00:15:34,033 --> 00:15:36,004
If you're gonna wrangle
the women, right?
333
00:15:36,123 --> 00:15:37,735
- If you're gonna go out and you're gonna...
- Yeehaw!
334
00:15:37,746 --> 00:15:38,895
Say you're gonna do it.
335
00:15:38,906 --> 00:15:41,503
- Do you know what my type is?
- Yeah.
336
00:15:41,740 --> 00:15:43,405
- Red hair...
- What?
337
00:15:43,416 --> 00:15:45,253
- EMMA: What's your type?
- DAVE: I would say
338
00:15:45,701 --> 00:15:47,833
girl next-door, sweet.
339
00:15:47,844 --> 00:15:49,414
- No, because... Okay.
- DAVE: Show me the...
340
00:15:49,483 --> 00:15:51,603
- Oh, my God.
- I have feet... hands for feet.
341
00:15:51,614 --> 00:15:53,851
- What do you mean?
- Look it, I could hold your hand.
342
00:15:53,862 --> 00:15:55,693
GATA: Let me tell you what I need.
343
00:15:55,704 --> 00:15:58,643
Every woman I don't
got is the woman I need.
344
00:15:58,654 --> 00:16:01,367
- You just make shit up.
- Damn. Hey, this is ghetto poetry, man.
345
00:16:01,378 --> 00:16:02,721
I'm telling you, when you run this back,
346
00:16:02,732 --> 00:16:05,029
you gonna get some gems out
of this, Emma, I'm telling you.
347
00:16:05,040 --> 00:16:06,969
- (KEYBOARD CLICKS)
- DAVE: I think it's all starting to come together.
348
00:16:06,980 --> 00:16:09,639
It's... it is slow, though,
just in the way it unfolds.
349
00:16:09,650 --> 00:16:12,188
We're gonna have to shave some
frames off the ol' tail of it.
350
00:16:12,199 --> 00:16:14,955
Dave, I can't keep frame-fucking
this shit every time we're together.
351
00:16:14,966 --> 00:16:16,628
No one's gonna notice
a two-frame difference.
352
00:16:16,639 --> 00:16:18,577
I would notice the difference,
every single time I watch it.
353
00:16:18,588 --> 00:16:20,010
I can't watch this and be tortured
354
00:16:20,021 --> 00:16:22,045
- and seeing it's erroneous.
- Okay, hold on. Give me a sec.
355
00:16:22,056 --> 00:16:23,591
This is an editing
session. I mean, hello,
356
00:16:23,602 --> 00:16:24,871
welcome to the industry, Emma.
357
00:16:24,882 --> 00:16:26,751
- Geez Louise.
- God, you're so annoying.
358
00:16:26,773 --> 00:16:28,403
Okay. You know what you just earned?
359
00:16:28,414 --> 00:16:30,502
You just earned a little
over-the-shoulder Dave time.
360
00:16:30,513 --> 00:16:32,779
Yep, okay. Let's abandon the micro stuff
361
00:16:32,790 --> 00:16:34,668
and let's talk macro for a moment, huh?
362
00:16:34,679 --> 00:16:35,861
Macro?
363
00:16:36,163 --> 00:16:38,051
I'm trying to finish
this for the screening.
364
00:16:38,062 --> 00:16:39,326
I'm trying to help get us there.
365
00:16:39,337 --> 00:16:40,969
Like, I'm trying to
help that. I understand.
366
00:16:40,980 --> 00:16:42,516
You're the one who set up a
friends-and-family screening
367
00:16:42,527 --> 00:16:44,511
without having me see
the thing, it's like...
368
00:16:44,720 --> 00:16:48,008
I'm not sure we're telling
the right story, currently.
369
00:16:48,674 --> 00:16:53,136
This should be a tale of a
sweet man looking for love.
370
00:16:53,258 --> 00:16:55,786
Not me and my hype man
going across America
371
00:16:55,797 --> 00:16:58,048
talking about who's
getting sucked the most.
372
00:16:58,059 --> 00:17:01,935
Listen, as the person trying
to run Dave's foundation,
373
00:17:01,946 --> 00:17:05,220
I would protect
everyone a little bit more.
374
00:17:05,401 --> 00:17:07,772
And not to pile on, but I-I would like
375
00:17:07,783 --> 00:17:11,959
to cut the Robyn footage from the end.
376
00:17:12,242 --> 00:17:14,555
It's a documentary about
you looking for love.
377
00:17:14,566 --> 00:17:16,870
- Yeah.
- And all the Robyn footage is really cute.
378
00:17:16,881 --> 00:17:18,008
That has to be the ending.
379
00:17:18,019 --> 00:17:20,107
I-I don't even tell
Robyn that "I love you."
380
00:17:20,118 --> 00:17:22,255
Like, we're not even at that
place in our relationship.
381
00:17:22,266 --> 00:17:24,187
Why is everyone trying to
force me to, like, advance
382
00:17:24,198 --> 00:17:25,697
my relationship with this
person? I don't even...
383
00:17:25,708 --> 00:17:27,074
I am not trying to force you to advance
384
00:17:27,085 --> 00:17:28,468
- your relationship.
- We barely know each other yet.
385
00:17:28,479 --> 00:17:29,594
It's called storytelling, Dave.
386
00:17:29,605 --> 00:17:31,657
I know, it's also called
my personal life, Emma,
387
00:17:31,668 --> 00:17:33,341
- and it's like...
- It this too personal for you?
388
00:17:33,352 --> 00:17:36,125
- Yeah.
- Because you asked me to film you taking a shit.
389
00:17:36,250 --> 00:17:37,886
That's impersonal from my van...
390
00:17:37,897 --> 00:17:39,280
I don't care. Anyone can watch me shit.
391
00:17:39,291 --> 00:17:41,461
A child could watch me
shit, I wouldn't give a fuck.
392
00:17:42,195 --> 00:17:47,198
Look, can you show me what
other end options could exist?
393
00:17:47,345 --> 00:17:50,050
Here's what I had
before the Robyn footage.
394
00:17:50,137 --> 00:17:51,765
DAVE (OVER VIDEO): And
if I'm not blown away,
395
00:17:51,776 --> 00:17:54,761
it's not good enough, and
I'm not gonna settle. So...
396
00:17:55,201 --> 00:17:58,845
EMMA: So, how many stones are
you gonna turn over to find her?
397
00:17:58,925 --> 00:18:01,684
I'll turn over every
goddamn stone in the world.
398
00:18:01,695 --> 00:18:02,931
(KEYBOARD CLICKS)
399
00:18:03,465 --> 00:18:06,003
Is this the only possible ending?
400
00:18:09,185 --> 00:18:11,845
Will one of you fuckers come over here
401
00:18:11,856 --> 00:18:14,388
and pull my bush? (CACKLES)
402
00:18:14,399 --> 00:18:17,435
Film him, film him. It's
perfect for the documentary.
403
00:18:17,446 --> 00:18:18,682
MIKE: You're never gonna get
this guy to sign a release.
404
00:18:18,693 --> 00:18:19,788
He's drunk as a skunk.
405
00:18:19,799 --> 00:18:21,469
I just fucked that skunk up
406
00:18:21,480 --> 00:18:22,938
and deep throat his ass.
407
00:18:22,949 --> 00:18:24,553
- Man...
- Oh, the Jewish penis of the skunk, right?
408
00:18:24,564 --> 00:18:26,275
You deep throat the
two-inch stick of the skunk?
409
00:18:26,286 --> 00:18:27,888
You're good with all
this? Right, brother?
410
00:18:27,899 --> 00:18:30,796
- Shit, yeah, man!
- DAVE: What did Malcolm say?
411
00:18:31,393 --> 00:18:33,520
BOTH: By any means necessary.
412
00:18:33,557 --> 00:18:35,917
Dicky's looking for love,
and I'm looking for bud.
413
00:18:35,928 --> 00:18:37,889
(LAUGHTER)
414
00:18:37,900 --> 00:18:40,300
- DAVE: Oh, my God.
- EMMA: Make sure you're in focus.
415
00:18:40,311 --> 00:18:41,767
DAVE: I don't even know if I'm in focus,
416
00:18:41,778 --> 00:18:44,316
but this is the best shot.
This is, like, iconic.
417
00:18:44,505 --> 00:18:45,741
I don't know, I just...
418
00:18:45,752 --> 00:18:47,811
I'm ashamed of the amount I smoke weed.
419
00:18:47,822 --> 00:18:49,959
- But I can't stop.
- GATA: Don't be ashamed.
420
00:18:49,970 --> 00:18:51,974
- GATA: Just a part of the game.
- EMMA: Yeah, why can't you just let go?
421
00:18:51,985 --> 00:18:54,090
DAVE: What about you,
Gata? What are your demons?
422
00:18:54,101 --> 00:18:56,321
Not releasing semen is my demon.
423
00:18:56,332 --> 00:18:57,971
DAVE: I feel like you're filling a void.
424
00:18:57,982 --> 00:18:59,932
This guy right here is
a deep thinker, dude.
425
00:18:59,943 --> 00:19:01,214
- It's not that deep.
- That's why all his songs
426
00:19:01,225 --> 00:19:03,727
are so, like, complex and shit,
427
00:19:03,738 --> 00:19:05,408
while I'm talking about,
"I really be having it."
428
00:19:05,419 --> 00:19:07,323
DAVE: When I started rapping
is the first time I, like,
429
00:19:07,472 --> 00:19:09,576
started getting high
'cause I just like escaped
430
00:19:10,331 --> 00:19:13,591
who I... like, I'm just not,
like, naturally, like, a rapper.
431
00:19:13,602 --> 00:19:16,341
Like, I need to, like, go
to another place to, like...
432
00:19:16,352 --> 00:19:18,400
Dude, you got to tap
out of that David Burd.
433
00:19:18,411 --> 00:19:19,540
I... Yeah, I don't know.
434
00:19:19,551 --> 00:19:21,647
It's like, why do I
need to escape reality?
435
00:19:21,658 --> 00:19:22,930
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)
436
00:19:22,941 --> 00:19:24,777
But my reality is,
uh, good. I don't know,
437
00:19:24,788 --> 00:19:27,293
I just think, even
when my reality is good,
438
00:19:27,632 --> 00:19:31,840
I think too much about what's
not perfect about that reality.
439
00:19:32,559 --> 00:19:34,496
EMMA: Like, why can't
you just accept it?
440
00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:35,706
I don't know. What... Don't ask...
441
00:19:35,717 --> 00:19:37,220
- What are you doing?
- DAVE: Why can't you accept...
442
00:19:37,231 --> 00:19:38,997
- No, I don't want to be on camera.
- Yeah, exactly. How do you feel?
443
00:19:39,008 --> 00:19:40,911
You put up a wall for no reason.
444
00:19:41,273 --> 00:19:42,705
Just let us love you.
445
00:19:42,716 --> 00:19:44,624
- You're looking for love, too.
- EMMA: Will you stop?
446
00:19:44,635 --> 00:19:46,731
- ELZ: See? See? See how it feels?
- I don't want to be on camera.
447
00:19:47,125 --> 00:19:48,705
It's very invasive, isn't it?
448
00:19:48,716 --> 00:19:50,687
When did you get so uptight?
449
00:19:51,159 --> 00:19:52,949
S... Working with Dave.
450
00:19:53,103 --> 00:19:55,875
ELZ: Working with Dave. You
talking about working for Dave?
451
00:19:55,886 --> 00:19:58,274
I'm not working for Dave.
452
00:20:00,063 --> 00:20:01,666
Does... Is this the right frame?
453
00:20:01,793 --> 00:20:04,399
'Cause I think it would be
more impactful in a wide.
454
00:20:04,452 --> 00:20:06,390
Where I'd be like, I'm more alone.
455
00:20:06,401 --> 00:20:08,372
EMMA: It's a documentary.
456
00:20:08,383 --> 00:20:10,136
(LAUGHTER)
457
00:20:10,171 --> 00:20:12,705
CAROL: He's always been
like that, his whole life.
458
00:20:12,716 --> 00:20:14,175
EMMA: I mean, it's wildly difficult
459
00:20:14,186 --> 00:20:17,297
working with Dave because
he is an insane person.
460
00:20:17,308 --> 00:20:18,603
DAVE: I don't want this footage, Emma.
461
00:20:18,614 --> 00:20:19,670
(LAUGHTER)
462
00:20:19,681 --> 00:20:22,119
MIKE: Fuck, marry, kill. I would...
463
00:20:22,130 --> 00:20:25,770
fuck Gata, 'cause he...
I know he's a good fuck.
464
00:20:25,875 --> 00:20:28,514
- (LAUGHTER)
- Uh, I would marry you.
465
00:20:28,525 --> 00:20:31,648
Kill Dave is probably the thing
that matters the most to me.
466
00:20:31,659 --> 00:20:32,854
How do we kill Dave?
467
00:20:32,865 --> 00:20:34,611
We'll say it on the count
of three at the same time.
468
00:20:34,622 --> 00:20:36,360
One, two, three.
469
00:20:36,371 --> 00:20:37,507
- Strangulation.
- Strangulate him with a pillow!
470
00:20:37,518 --> 00:20:39,775
(BOTH CHEER)
471
00:20:39,786 --> 00:20:41,189
- (LAUGHTER)
- ELZ: I would...
472
00:20:41,259 --> 00:20:44,298
- MIKE: Strangle with... Dawg.
- (CHUCKLES)
473
00:20:44,309 --> 00:20:46,947
I've never worked so hard
for someone in my entire life.
474
00:20:47,059 --> 00:20:48,861
And I worked at Outback Steakhouse.
475
00:20:48,872 --> 00:20:50,509
He is...
476
00:20:50,731 --> 00:20:53,224
the most difficult musician
I've ever worked with,
477
00:20:53,235 --> 00:20:56,465
and I worked with a lot of
random rappers who are terrible,
478
00:20:56,476 --> 00:20:59,442
and this man, for some reason,
has just made life so difficult.
479
00:20:59,453 --> 00:21:01,442
We used to take him shopping
for those action figures.
480
00:21:01,453 --> 00:21:03,663
- Oh, geez. The action figures.
- Do you remember that?
481
00:21:03,674 --> 00:21:06,645
DON: He would go back and
forth about which one to get,
482
00:21:06,656 --> 00:21:09,057
and he would analyze
the pros and the cons...
483
00:21:09,068 --> 00:21:10,154
- CAROL: Yeah.
- ... of each one.
484
00:21:10,165 --> 00:21:11,540
It was the, what did he call
it? The no stone unturned...
485
00:21:11,551 --> 00:21:14,200
- The "no stone unturned" method.
- Yeah. Yeah.
486
00:21:14,211 --> 00:21:16,446
- No stone unturned.
- No stone unturned.
487
00:21:16,457 --> 00:21:18,494
- No stone unturned.
- Fuck that phrase.
488
00:21:18,574 --> 00:21:20,167
I got so stressed out
I had a kidney stone.
489
00:21:20,178 --> 00:21:22,649
I pissed out a stone.
A stone out of my penis.
490
00:21:22,856 --> 00:21:25,095
EMMA: It became very clear
that to properly document
491
00:21:25,106 --> 00:21:26,742
this man looking for love,
492
00:21:26,753 --> 00:21:29,298
I had to document how this
man looks for everything.
493
00:21:29,309 --> 00:21:31,288
So I started filming our edit sessions.
494
00:21:31,299 --> 00:21:34,259
So we're gonna have to shave
some frames off the ol' tail of it.
495
00:21:34,270 --> 00:21:36,631
EMMA: No one's gonna notice
a two-frame difference.
496
00:21:36,642 --> 00:21:38,830
I would notice the difference
every single time I watch it.
497
00:21:38,841 --> 00:21:41,181
- I can't watch this and be tortured...
- Okay, hold on.
498
00:21:41,192 --> 00:21:43,049
- EMMA: Give me a sec.
- This is an editing session.
499
00:21:43,060 --> 00:21:44,763
I mean, hello, welcome
to the industry, Emma.
500
00:21:44,774 --> 00:21:46,155
- Geez Louise.
- EMMA: Fine.
501
00:21:46,166 --> 00:21:47,335
DAVE: Did you take my cheesesteak?
502
00:21:47,346 --> 00:21:48,714
GATA: Nah. Was it good?
503
00:21:48,725 --> 00:21:50,380
Honestly, it was very close to ideal.
504
00:21:50,391 --> 00:21:52,091
The bread just, like,
wasn't good enough.
505
00:21:52,102 --> 00:21:54,929
I mean, the couch is nice
and firm. It is a good couch.
506
00:21:54,940 --> 00:21:56,483
It's almost everything
you'd want in a couch.
507
00:21:56,494 --> 00:21:59,517
I will say, like, the pillows
are just, like, not quite right.
508
00:21:59,528 --> 00:22:02,367
- (LAUGHTER)
- ELZ: He's always been this way.
509
00:22:02,382 --> 00:22:04,938
MIKE: That's Dave. He's never satisfied,
510
00:22:04,949 --> 00:22:07,015
it's never finished,
so we're never finished.
511
00:22:07,026 --> 00:22:09,364
ELZ: As you fucking know, very annoying.
512
00:22:09,375 --> 00:22:11,413
And then he'll say, like, one thing
513
00:22:11,566 --> 00:22:14,139
like, "Love you, big
cat," and it's like...
514
00:22:14,312 --> 00:22:16,250
(WHISPERS): "You son of a bitch."
515
00:22:16,638 --> 00:22:18,509
Some people are afraid of the hard work
516
00:22:18,520 --> 00:22:20,024
and the ethic that LD has.
517
00:22:20,035 --> 00:22:21,970
Some people are afraid of
being pushed to the limit.
518
00:22:21,981 --> 00:22:23,384
- It's the honest truth.
- You're growing up.
519
00:22:23,395 --> 00:22:24,612
I'm trying, bro.
520
00:22:24,623 --> 00:22:26,780
So working with him is like
working with a young Phil Jackson.
521
00:22:26,791 --> 00:22:28,160
I can just envision that fool
522
00:22:28,171 --> 00:22:29,465
saying, "Gata!"
523
00:22:29,476 --> 00:22:30,764
Like, I can look in his eyes and tell
524
00:22:30,774 --> 00:22:32,238
he want to bring the best out of me.
525
00:22:32,249 --> 00:22:34,378
Or, like, Einstein, because he's Jewish.
526
00:22:34,389 --> 00:22:35,859
(LAUGHTER)
527
00:22:35,870 --> 00:22:38,022
When I met him, I
thought he was a psycho,
528
00:22:38,033 --> 00:22:40,890
because he said he was
gonna be a famous rapper
529
00:22:40,901 --> 00:22:43,098
and I was like, "What?"
530
00:22:43,390 --> 00:22:45,528
He had a vision,
531
00:22:45,539 --> 00:22:47,610
and it became a reality.
532
00:22:47,621 --> 00:22:50,685
ELZ: I've been lucky enough to
work with my best friend since I was six
533
00:22:50,696 --> 00:22:52,645
and he's changed my life, so...
534
00:22:54,700 --> 00:22:58,207
He's the closest male figure I've got.
535
00:22:58,827 --> 00:23:00,809
And my dad never, you know...
536
00:23:01,153 --> 00:23:04,059
I believe in Dave so
fucking much it's ridiculous.
537
00:23:04,119 --> 00:23:06,623
- EMMA: Will you ever be satisfied?
- DAVE: Probably not.
538
00:23:06,634 --> 00:23:07,970
At the end of the day,
I'm gonna need something
539
00:23:07,981 --> 00:23:10,597
other than, like,
musical success to satisfy me.
540
00:23:10,608 --> 00:23:13,067
- EMMA: Like what?
- Like love.
541
00:23:13,078 --> 00:23:14,842
DAVE: I believe in the
truest form of love.
542
00:23:14,853 --> 00:23:18,093
Someone's got to come along
and save me from this, like,
543
00:23:18,113 --> 00:23:20,153
self-fulfilling prophecy I'm in.
544
00:23:20,587 --> 00:23:21,913
EMMA: How will you know it's her?
545
00:23:21,924 --> 00:23:23,537
When I meet my dream girl,
546
00:23:23,548 --> 00:23:25,164
boy, oh, boy, will it be evident.
547
00:23:25,354 --> 00:23:27,347
It's like, I will know early on.
548
00:23:27,358 --> 00:23:30,206
It's not the type of thing that
you need to take time to figure out.
549
00:23:30,217 --> 00:23:32,755
I'm just, like, not gonna
get into a relationship
550
00:23:32,766 --> 00:23:35,122
and then, like, let it
slowly develop and, like...
551
00:23:35,133 --> 00:23:37,307
If I'm not blown away,
it's not good enough,
552
00:23:37,318 --> 00:23:39,663
and I'm not gonna settle, so...
553
00:23:39,727 --> 00:23:42,990
EMMA: So, how many stones
are you gonna turn over to find her?
554
00:23:44,979 --> 00:23:48,196
I'll turn over every
goddamn stone in the world.
555
00:23:48,693 --> 00:23:51,862
I'll turn over every
goddamn stone in the world.
556
00:23:52,087 --> 00:23:54,959
Is this the only possible ending?
557
00:23:56,817 --> 00:23:58,766
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)
558
00:23:58,777 --> 00:24:00,614
(WHOOPING, WHISTLING)
559
00:24:18,634 --> 00:24:20,137
ROBYN: I'm gonna go get some fresh air.
560
00:24:20,148 --> 00:24:22,597
- DAVE: Okay.
- EMMA: Hey, you guys.
561
00:24:25,854 --> 00:24:28,302
Hi. Wow.
562
00:24:28,640 --> 00:24:31,379
- EMMA: Yeah?
- Did not see that coming at all.
563
00:24:31,567 --> 00:24:33,742
So, like, what, all those
editing sessions, like,
564
00:24:33,753 --> 00:24:36,559
they weren't even real, it
was, like, all a total charade?
565
00:24:36,570 --> 00:24:38,723
I mean, it was very real.
566
00:24:38,734 --> 00:24:40,638
Just not what you were expecting.
567
00:24:40,649 --> 00:24:44,158
I got to be honest,
I do feel manipulated.
568
00:24:44,169 --> 00:24:46,640
But in the most artistic way possible.
569
00:24:46,683 --> 00:24:48,643
Well, I learned from the best.
570
00:24:48,654 --> 00:24:50,363
- I'm, like, blown away.
- (LAUGHS SOFTLY)
571
00:24:50,374 --> 00:24:52,093
I don't even have that
many comments or notes.
572
00:24:52,104 --> 00:24:53,606
Like, obviously, there's
a few things we have to do
573
00:24:53,617 --> 00:24:56,132
- before it goes, like, fully public...
- Oh, Dave.
574
00:24:56,143 --> 00:24:58,120
This isn't our thing.
575
00:24:58,131 --> 00:24:59,400
It's mine.
576
00:24:59,411 --> 00:25:02,083
I'm not compromising
my vision for anything.
577
00:25:03,445 --> 00:25:04,771
Are you being serious?
578
00:25:04,782 --> 00:25:07,522
It's, like, the "Lil Dicky
Looking for Love" documentary.
579
00:25:07,533 --> 00:25:10,114
- I literally hired you and br...
- You didn't hire me.
580
00:25:10,125 --> 00:25:11,733
You didn't pay me.
581
00:25:12,173 --> 00:25:14,738
You really want to do this?
You want to play this game?
582
00:25:14,939 --> 00:25:17,403
Okay, all that hidden
footage type of stuff
583
00:25:17,414 --> 00:25:19,004
that I never consented to,
584
00:25:19,015 --> 00:25:20,985
can't use it, sorry,
never gave my permission.
585
00:25:21,012 --> 00:25:22,849
No, there were those fliers all around.
586
00:25:22,937 --> 00:25:24,342
So, sorry.
587
00:25:24,353 --> 00:25:26,323
There will be no more notes.
588
00:25:26,596 --> 00:25:28,133
You're out of stones.
589
00:25:28,893 --> 00:25:30,175
BINIAM: Emma?
590
00:25:30,186 --> 00:25:31,968
- Yeah? Hi.
- I'm Biniam.
591
00:25:31,979 --> 00:25:33,983
BINIAM: Uh, Mike invited
me. I work at A24.
592
00:25:33,994 --> 00:25:36,866
- EMMA: Hi.
- Man, that last scene...
593
00:25:37,090 --> 00:25:39,528
It's pretty fucking wild, but...
594
00:25:39,596 --> 00:25:40,965
I mean, I got to give
her credit, though.
595
00:25:40,976 --> 00:25:44,049
She did have this whole fucking
vision and she just got it.
596
00:25:44,060 --> 00:25:48,092
You know? And I certainly
can't knock that, but...
597
00:25:49,662 --> 00:25:51,065
You okay?
598
00:25:51,675 --> 00:25:53,782
No. I feel pretty dumb.
599
00:25:54,698 --> 00:25:56,969
- You feel dumb?
- I just watched 90 minutes
600
00:25:56,980 --> 00:25:58,393
of you "looking for love,"
601
00:25:58,404 --> 00:26:02,701
and I was nowhere in sight, so...
602
00:26:03,585 --> 00:26:05,280
Are you still looking?
603
00:26:06,259 --> 00:26:09,771
Am I not the result that you wanted?
604
00:26:09,782 --> 00:26:11,146
No.
605
00:26:11,339 --> 00:26:14,140
I mean, yes.
606
00:26:14,244 --> 00:26:15,680
Or...
607
00:26:16,179 --> 00:26:18,834
Well, Emma went so
rogue on the whole thing,
608
00:26:18,845 --> 00:26:20,822
like, it's hard to pin this on me.
609
00:26:20,833 --> 00:26:22,370
Yeah, sure is.
610
00:26:22,541 --> 00:26:24,378
What about all the stuff
that you said on camera?
611
00:26:24,389 --> 00:26:26,238
Y-You talked at length about how,
612
00:26:26,249 --> 00:26:28,242
when you met the right
person, that you were
613
00:26:28,253 --> 00:26:30,455
just gonna immediately know right away.
614
00:26:30,466 --> 00:26:32,937
Like, when did you say that?
615
00:26:33,136 --> 00:26:34,463
- The...
- Look, it doesn't matter
616
00:26:34,473 --> 00:26:35,657
when I said that, independent of
617
00:26:35,668 --> 00:26:36,951
if it was before you
or after you or, like...
618
00:26:36,962 --> 00:26:39,912
I have been basing my
philosophy and idea of love
619
00:26:39,923 --> 00:26:41,972
on this, like, truly childlike belief
620
00:26:41,983 --> 00:26:44,680
that love comes in and
sweeps you off your feet
621
00:26:44,691 --> 00:26:46,712
in a way where you know
right when it happens,
622
00:26:46,723 --> 00:26:48,694
and that's just not
the way the world works,
623
00:26:48,705 --> 00:26:50,860
- and that's okay.
- I don't want to be,
624
00:26:50,871 --> 00:26:53,882
this, like, sad fucking version of that.
625
00:26:53,893 --> 00:26:55,650
I don't want to be the understudy
626
00:26:55,661 --> 00:26:58,200
to this, like, grand version
of love that you want.
627
00:26:58,211 --> 00:26:59,747
I don't want to be the sad reality.
628
00:26:59,758 --> 00:27:01,662
I want to be the thing that excites you.
629
00:27:01,673 --> 00:27:03,744
You do excite me. It's
like, that's not...
630
00:27:03,977 --> 00:27:06,122
Look, I'm on the Looking for Love tour,
631
00:27:06,133 --> 00:27:07,894
shooting a Looking for Love documentary.
632
00:27:07,905 --> 00:27:09,938
During that whole
shooting, I'm gonna be a guy
633
00:27:09,949 --> 00:27:12,387
that more or less is, like,
endlessly looking for love.
634
00:27:12,398 --> 00:27:15,337
- That's my image at this point.
- Dave, it's not your image, though.
635
00:27:15,348 --> 00:27:18,221
Okay? It's not your
image, it's just you.
636
00:27:18,339 --> 00:27:21,813
You are perpetually looking for love,
637
00:27:21,899 --> 00:27:24,412
but you don't actually want to find it.
638
00:27:24,423 --> 00:27:25,626
Not true.
639
00:27:25,637 --> 00:27:27,553
- That's not...
- Maybe if I was Rachel McAdams,
640
00:27:27,564 --> 00:27:29,284
I would've made your movie.
641
00:27:29,295 --> 00:27:31,412
Maybe I, like... Y-You had no problem
642
00:27:31,423 --> 00:27:33,792
writing a whole love song about her.
643
00:27:33,803 --> 00:27:36,391
And yeah, I heard it. I'm sorry
that I'm a human being with ears.
644
00:27:36,402 --> 00:27:37,638
I heard the song.
645
00:27:38,295 --> 00:27:40,208
I'm sorry you heard that out of context.
646
00:27:40,219 --> 00:27:43,091
But like, that song
doesn't mean anything.
647
00:27:43,970 --> 00:27:46,377
Like the one that you wrote for me?
648
00:27:48,133 --> 00:27:50,170
N-No. Not like that.
649
00:27:50,497 --> 00:27:54,103
Dave, I am here, I'm in your house,
650
00:27:54,114 --> 00:27:55,639
I...
651
00:27:56,156 --> 00:27:58,689
I'm thinking that
we're, you know, like...
652
00:27:59,803 --> 00:28:01,440
falling in love.
653
00:28:01,639 --> 00:28:03,989
And I feel like an idiot.
654
00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:06,272
- You're not an idiot.
- I feel really fucking stupid.
655
00:28:06,283 --> 00:28:08,454
- You're not stupid. You're not doing anything...
- Like, what am I doing out here?
656
00:28:08,465 --> 00:28:10,747
- What am I doing out here?
- I can't... Stop.
657
00:28:10,758 --> 00:28:13,349
I think things are
trending so well between us,
658
00:28:13,360 --> 00:28:14,529
- towards a serious...
- "Trending well"?
659
00:28:14,540 --> 00:28:16,491
Do you hear yourself? "Trending well"?
660
00:28:16,502 --> 00:28:19,976
How much data do you need
to decide that I am worthy?
661
00:28:20,344 --> 00:28:24,051
It's crazy, for someone who,
like, builds an entire career
662
00:28:24,062 --> 00:28:26,077
off of, like, making
fun of his own flaws,
663
00:28:26,088 --> 00:28:30,470
you expect everyone else to be perfect.
664
00:28:32,774 --> 00:28:35,580
Work that out with yourself. (SCOFFS)
665
00:28:39,134 --> 00:28:40,215
It's...
666
00:28:40,809 --> 00:28:43,178
I don't expect perfection.
I know that nobody's perfect.
667
00:28:43,189 --> 00:28:45,794
I understand that, but, like,
just like everything in my life,
668
00:28:45,805 --> 00:28:47,416
I have such high expectations
669
00:28:47,427 --> 00:28:49,798
and I try to have the
highest level of achievement
670
00:28:49,809 --> 00:28:51,155
- at all times, so when I'm talking about...
- Oh, my God.
671
00:28:51,166 --> 00:28:53,837
Women are not achievements,
Dave. We're not achievements.
672
00:28:53,848 --> 00:28:54,950
It's... (LAUGHS)
673
00:28:54,961 --> 00:28:56,512
You talk so much shit
674
00:28:56,523 --> 00:28:59,792
about Gata being this,
like, misogynistic fuck,
675
00:28:59,803 --> 00:29:02,575
but you're actually just as bad.
676
00:29:02,728 --> 00:29:06,101
You're just lying to
yourself and to everyone else.
677
00:29:06,439 --> 00:29:08,194
Uh, what do you... uh, I
don't know, what do you...
678
00:29:08,205 --> 00:29:10,676
uh, what am I supposed to
say? Like, I-I lo... I...
679
00:29:10,687 --> 00:29:13,264
I'm not upset that you
don't love me, okay?
680
00:29:13,877 --> 00:29:17,272
I'm just sad,
681
00:29:17,445 --> 00:29:19,418
because I'm pretty sure you do,
682
00:29:19,429 --> 00:29:23,904
but you won't commit
until you are 100% certain
683
00:29:23,915 --> 00:29:27,373
that I am the absolute
best that you can do.
684
00:29:30,484 --> 00:29:32,855
That has nothing to do with me.
685
00:29:33,080 --> 00:29:34,302
(LAUGHS SOFTLY)
686
00:29:35,073 --> 00:29:37,043
So I'm gonna go.
687
00:29:37,257 --> 00:29:38,693
(STAMMERS)
688
00:29:38,704 --> 00:29:41,008
- Please don't.
- Um...
689
00:29:41,178 --> 00:29:43,883
You're a famous rapper. (LAUGHS SOFTLY)
690
00:29:43,894 --> 00:29:49,406
So I'm sure your dream
girl will just show up.
691
00:29:49,417 --> 00:29:50,531
Robyn.
692
00:29:51,286 --> 00:29:53,924
I didn't have any control
over that documentary.
693
00:29:53,935 --> 00:29:56,507
Like, it was not my vision at all.
694
00:29:57,398 --> 00:29:59,375
I'm not your vision, either, Dave.
695
00:29:59,386 --> 00:30:00,981
No one is.
696
00:30:00,992 --> 00:30:03,430
Your vision is your vision.
697
00:30:06,021 --> 00:30:07,625
(STAMMERS)
698
00:30:23,423 --> 00:30:25,026
?
699
00:30:26,503 --> 00:30:28,573
(GRUNTS)
700
00:30:45,360 --> 00:30:47,131
(GRUNTING, PANTING)
701
00:30:50,377 --> 00:30:51,688
Fuck.
702
00:30:56,203 --> 00:30:58,474
(GRUNTS)
703
00:31:07,478 --> 00:31:09,749
?
704
00:31:19,248 --> 00:31:21,185
(GRUNTS) Fuck.
705
00:31:21,395 --> 00:31:22,564
Oh.
706
00:31:22,575 --> 00:31:24,365
Fuck.
707
00:31:24,558 --> 00:31:26,162
God...
708
00:31:41,446 --> 00:31:43,115
?
709
00:31:49,434 --> 00:31:51,705
(EXHALES)
710
00:31:55,439 --> 00:31:57,510
?
711
00:32:04,825 --> 00:32:05,994
(PHONE CHIMES)
712
00:32:06,005 --> 00:32:07,633
? I'm a hopeless romantic ?
713
00:32:07,644 --> 00:32:10,646
? I just got left, that hurt,
she was my best and worst ?
714
00:32:10,771 --> 00:32:12,491
? Come and collect your shirts ?
715
00:32:12,502 --> 00:32:14,101
? It cannot get much worse ?
716
00:32:14,112 --> 00:32:17,005
? Fuck it, I'm-a ball like Nerf,
fuck it, I'm-a ball like Dirk ?
717
00:32:17,016 --> 00:32:18,787
? Hoping that my heart don't burst ?
718
00:32:18,798 --> 00:32:21,244
? Either way, I'll be Milly
Rocking in this bitch ?
719
00:32:21,255 --> 00:32:23,994
? Hey, time of my life ?
720
00:32:25,234 --> 00:32:26,937
? I was just, we were just ?
721
00:32:26,948 --> 00:32:28,485
- ? We were just ?
- ? Chilling ?
722
00:32:28,546 --> 00:32:30,048
? Getting high ?
723
00:32:30,059 --> 00:32:31,640
- ? We were just ?
- ? We were just ?
724
00:32:31,651 --> 00:32:34,723
- ? Now we're just ?
- ? I made you happy. ?
725
00:32:34,773 --> 00:32:39,323
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