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[HICCUP]
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[HICCUP]
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[HICCUP]
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BOO! [GASP]
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[HICCUP]
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[HICCUP]
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YAAAH!
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[HICCUP]
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[HICCUP]
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[HICCUP]
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JUST FORGET IT.
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♪ TELL ME WHY ♪
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♪ I LOVE YOU LIKE I DO ♪
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♪ TELL ME WHO ♪
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♪ CAN STOP MY HEART
AS MUCH AS YOU ♪
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♪ LET'S TAKE EACH OTHER'S HAND ♪
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♪ AS WE JUMP INTO ♪
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♪ THE FINAL FRONTIER ♪
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♪ I'M MAD ABOUT YOU, BABY ♪♪
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I THOUGHT WE WERE HAVING
BREAKFAST TOGETHER.
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WE ARE.
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HOW'S MY BLOUSE?
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IT'S GREAT. IT'S PERFECT.
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YOU DON'T THINK
IT'S TOO FLIPPANT?
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TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH,
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I DON'T THINK IT'S
FLIPPANT. IT'S NOT FLIPPANT.
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A BIT GLIB, PERHAPS,
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BUT I THINK YOU WANT THAT.
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SHOULD YOU BE FUTZING WITH THAT?
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I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING.
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LOOK. THIS LITTLE BUTTON
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SNAPS OUT THE WHOLE POLAROID
MECHANISM ELECTRONICALLY.
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I HAD IT A SECOND AGO.
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BE CAREFUL WITH THAT.
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I WILL.
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OW! OW! OW!
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YOU BROKE IT?
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MAYBE I DID, MAYBE I DIDN'T.
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IT'S NICE THEY GIVE YOU
EXPENSIVE EQUIPMENT TO PLAY WITH.
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WELL, I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING.
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HERE WE GO.
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EGGS, TOAST, HOME
FRIES, AND STEAK.
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STEAK FOR BREAKFAST.
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HAVE YOU READ A PAPER
IN THE LAST 20 YEARS?
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IT'S ALL RIGHT ONCE IN A WHILE.
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AT LEAST WE'RE HAVING
A MEAL TOGETHER.
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YOU'RE A WONDERFUL
PERSON. WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
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I'M OUT OF TIME. YOU EAT IT.
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YOU'RE NOT GOING TO EAT?
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I DON'T EAT THAT.
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I THOUGHT WE WERE GOING TO TALK.
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SO LET'S TALK.
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ALL RIGHT.
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SO, UH... ANYWAY... WHAT?
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SO, UH, IRA AND IRIS,
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THEY'RE HOT AND HEAVY AGAIN NOW.
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WHAT?
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I SAID... HOW DOES SHE LOOK?
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SO YOU HEARD ME.
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SHE LOOKS GREAT.
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THE SAME, A LITTLE OLDER.
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THEY'RE PERFECT FOR EACH OTHER.
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WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT
IF IT WORKED OUT?
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YOU BET.
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WHY? I THOUGHT YOU LIKED HER.
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NO. I SAID "YOU BET."
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"YOU BET"?
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YOU BET.
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YOU BET.
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YOU SAID... IT'S NOT WORTH IT.
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WHAT DID YOU SAY?
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I WASN'T EVEN TALKING TO YOU.
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HOW'S THIS?
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THAT'S A SHIRT I WOULD
TAKE YOU VERY SERIOUSLY IN.
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WOULD YOU DO ME
A GIGANTIC FAVOR?
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I'M EATING.
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IF YOU WERE DOUG BERKUS,
WOULD YOU DO ME A GIGANTIC FAVOR?
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BROCKWELL'S BOY?
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HOW BIG A FAVOR?
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RECOMMEND ME TO BROCKWELL
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SO BROCKWELL WILL
RECOMMEND ME TO THE MAYOR
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TO BE CHAIRPERSON OF
THE "FUN CITY" COMMITTEE.
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WOULD YOU DO ME THAT FAVOR?
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UNDO ONE BUTTON.
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YES, I WOULD.
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YOU DON'T THINK THAT'S
REALLY GOING TO WORK, DO YOU?
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WHAT?
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THAT "FUN CITY" COMMITTEE,
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CONVINCING PEOPLE AFRAID
TO COME TO NEW YORK
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THAT IT'S REALLY SAFE?
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WHY NOT? 'CAUSE IT'S NOT?
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WELL, I WANT IT, AND
THE ONLY WAY I'LL GET IT
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IS IF BERKUS DOES THIS BIG
FAVOR FOR ME WITH BROCKWELL.
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BIG FAVOR?
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ENORMOUS.
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UNDO ANOTHER BUTTON.
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AND A LITTLE EGG FOR THE MADAME.
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MM-MM-MMM.
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I'D FORGOTTEN WHAT A
GOOD KISSER YOU ARE.
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I DIDN'T KISS THIS
GOOD THREE YEARS AGO.
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OH, SURE, YOU DID.
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ALL RIGHT.
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SO, HOW'S THE EGG?
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IT LOOKS PERFECT.
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LIKE YOU LIKE 'EM... RUNNY ON
THE INSIDE, CRISPY ON THE EDGE.
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YOU'RE A GOOD MAN.
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I TOLD YOU THAT THREE YEARS AGO.
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THEN YOU DIDN'T CALL FOR TWO.
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COULD SOMEBODY CLOSE THIS?
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I CAN. 'CAUSE YOU KNOW
WHO I AM, DON'T YOU?
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[TOGETHER] THE STRONGEST
MAN IN THE WORLD.
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THERE YOU GO.
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THANK YOU.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW
BEAUTIFUL SHE GOT.
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I DID THAT.
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YEAH, I SEE.
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DID YOU DO ME THAT FAVOR?
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WHAT FAVOR?
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THE PICTURE.
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WHAT PICTURE?
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IRA, YOU PROMISED HER
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YOU'D GET THAT AUTOGRAPHED
PICTURE OF THE MAYOR.
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I'M TEASING YOU. IT'S DONE.
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I TALKED YOU PAULIE.
HE TALKED TO JAMES.
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SHE'S COUNTING ON IT.
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DO I EVER MAKE A PROMISE
THAT I CANNOT KEEP?
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NOT THE OLD IRA, THE NEW IRA.
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IF I CAN CHAIR THAT COMMITTEE,
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I CAN HAVE INFLUENCE
OVER POLICY,
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AND THAT WILL
AFFECT LEGISLATION.
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AND THEN WHAT?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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BOY, EVERYTHING IS SO POLITICAL.
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IT'S CITY HALL.
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I KNOW, BUT IT'S
SO... IT'S SO POLITICAL.
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SEE YOU AT LUNCH.
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OH, PLEASE DON'T
FORGET THE PICTURE.
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WHAT PICTURE?
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THE FAVOR FOR IRA.
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YES, THE GIULIANI PICTURE.
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WISH ME LUCK.
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GOOD LUCK. HEY, WHAT HAPPENED
TO BREAKFAST TOGETHER?
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IT WAS A NICE THOUGHT.
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YOU KNOW, IRIS AND IRA
ARE BACK TOGETHER AGAIN.
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WELL?
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THE ZOOM ON THIS
THING, IT'S UNBELIEVABLE.
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I'M LOOKING AT A
GUY ON 19th STREET,
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IN HIS APARTMENT,
STUFFING AN OWL.
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IS IT DEAD?
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I HOPE TO GOD.
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DID JAMES GET THE
PICTURE OF GIULIANI?
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TODAY. IT SHOULD BE TODAY.
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I GOT TO HAVE IT
NEXT TIME I SEE SOPHIE.
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O.K., YOU WILL.
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[SNIFFING]
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DID YOU HAVE STEAK?
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WHAT ARE YOU, PART WOLF?
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AS A MATTER OF FACT,
I DID... THIS MORNING.
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FOR BREAKFAST?
PAULIE, I'M IMPRESSED.
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I'M WORKING MY WAY
BACKWARDS THROUGH THE DAY.
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FOR DINNER, I'M
HAVING CORN FLAKES.
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I WOULDN'T FUTZ WITH THAT.
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I'M NOT FUTZING.
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YEAH. YOU'RE SAYING
TODAY ON THE PICTURE?
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I ASKED YOU TO DO
ME A LITTLE FAVOR.
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I'LL GET IT.
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I'M BEGGING YOU.
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THIS GUY LOVES THAT OWL.
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OH, YEAH, I KNOW THAT, LARRY.
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UH-HUH. YES, I KNOW THAT.
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UH-HUH. OH, YES. I
UNDERSTAND THAT, LARRY.
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YEAH.
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HOW MUCH?
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I HATE THIS GAME.
YOU NEVER PAY ME.
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COME ON.
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5 BUCKS.
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YOU NEVER PAY ME!
PUT IT ON MY TAB.
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I DON'T KNOW IF I
CAN DO THAT, LARRY.
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WHY? BECAUSE IT'S
JUST NOT DOABLE.
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ALL RIGHT, LARRY?
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THAT WOULD BE... LARRY.
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I AM SO SICK AND TIRED OF
PEOPLE ASKING FOR FAVORS.
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24 HOURS A DAY, TAKE, TAKE,
TAKE. GIMME, GIMME, GIMME.
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THAT'S WHAT I LIKE ABOUT YOU,
JAMIE. YOU'RE NOT A FAVOR PERSON.
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THAT'S ALSO WHY YOU'LL
NEVER SUCCEED IN POLITICS.
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IF YOU EVER WANT ANYTHING,
YOU HAVE TO PLAY THE FAVOR GAME.
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ACTUALLY, I HAVE ONE FAVOR...
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I'M NOT DOING ANY
FAVORS FOR YOU.
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DO YOU KNOW WHY?
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BECAUSE YOU DON'T OWE ME.
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BINGO. WE JUST PLAYED THE
FAVOR GAME, AND YOU LOST.
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YOU WON'T BELIEVE
HOW MANY CALLS I'VE HAD
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ON THIS "FUN CITY" COMMITTEE.
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EVERYBODY WANTS THEIR GUY
TO BE CHAIRMAN. IT'S SO POLITICAL.
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I HAD A THOUGHT ABOUT THAT.
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YOU GOT SOMEBODY TO RECOMMEND?
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[INTERCOM BUZZES]
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KOREAN EMBASSY, LINE 2.
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I GOT TO TAKE THIS.
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CAN WE TALK LATER?
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YOU WANT TO HAVE LUNCH?
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I HAVE A LUNCH MEETING
WITH BROCKWELL.
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MAYBE A DRINK AFTER WORK?
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I CAN'T. PAUL AND I... PAUL?
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OH. PAUL. RIGHT.
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O.K. WELL, ANOTHER TIME.
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O.K.
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I CHICKENED OUT.
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HOW MUCH DO I HATE ME RIGHT NOW?
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I USED TO BE SO BRAVE.
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I'M A SHELL OF MY FORMER SELF.
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YOU'LL GO BACK,
YOU'LL ASK HIM AGAIN.
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IT'S WHAT I COME UP WITH
WHEN HE SAYS NO AND SMILES.
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HE WON'T SAY NO.
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NO?
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NO ONE WILL DO A
BETTER JOB THAN YOU.
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WHO WORKS LIKE
YOU DO AT CITY HALL?
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YOU CAN'T FIGHT CITY HALL
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BECAUSE PEOPLE LIKE
YOU, THEY FIGHT RIGHT BACK.
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IT'S JUST SO AWKWARD
ASKING HIM FOR A FAVOR.
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IT'S LIKE YOU'RE
STANDING THERE NAKED,
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ALL THE ARTIFICE STRIPPED AWAY.
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YOU'RE LOOKING
AT THIS ALL WRONG.
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IMAGINE HIM NAKED.
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HE'S NOT DOING YOU THE FAVOR.
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I'M DOING HIM A FAVOR.
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IMAGINE HIM NAKED.
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IMAGINE HIM NAKED.
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IMAGINE HIM NAKED.
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IMAGINE HIM NAKED.
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NOT FOR SO LONG.
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I DON'T NEED TO DO THAT.
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SO WHAT ELSE?
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HONEY, YOUR LENS
IS IN THE HUMMUS.
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HEY. YOU KNOW WHAT?
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I DON'T THINK IT CAN
HURT THIS CAMERA.
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THIS CAMERA IS UNBELIEVABLE.
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THE ZOOM, IT'S SO POWERFUL.
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THIS AFTERNOON, FROM
ACROSS BROADWAY,
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I SAW INSIDE A CABDRIVER'S
EAR. LOOK AT THIS.
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I DON'T WANT TO LOOK AT IT.
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YOU CAN SEE RIGHT IN
HIS EUSTACHIAN TUBE.
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00:09:15,488 --> 00:09:17,533
IT'S VERY GROSS.
244
00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:19,969
YOU THINK THAT'S GROSS, WAIT
TILL YOU SEE... WHERE IS THIS?
245
00:09:19,993 --> 00:09:21,637
IF HE WANTS TO PLAY THAT GAME,
246
00:09:21,661 --> 00:09:23,806
I JUST HAVE TO PLAY IT BETTER.
247
00:09:23,830 --> 00:09:26,308
EXACTLY WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO.
248
00:09:26,332 --> 00:09:27,844
WHILE YOU'RE DOING THAT,
249
00:09:27,868 --> 00:09:29,946
ASK HIM ABOUT IRA'S FAVOR.
250
00:09:29,970 --> 00:09:33,082
IRA'S FAVOR HAS TO GET
IN LINE BEHIND MY FAVOR.
251
00:09:33,106 --> 00:09:34,550
THAT'S UNDERSTOOD.
252
00:09:34,574 --> 00:09:36,452
I DON'T WANT IT TO
BECOME A BIG DEAL.
253
00:09:36,476 --> 00:09:38,187
IT WON'T.
254
00:09:38,211 --> 00:09:39,856
I JUST DON'T THINK WE
SHOULD MAKE NO DEAL ABOUT IT.
255
00:09:39,880 --> 00:09:42,425
WE WON'T. LET'S
MAKE A SMALL DEAL.
256
00:09:42,449 --> 00:09:43,759
I WILL.
257
00:09:43,783 --> 00:09:46,229
O.K., HERE'S A GUY
SIX BLOCKS AWAY,
258
00:09:46,253 --> 00:09:49,265
AND HE'S WALKING A POMERANIAN...
259
00:09:49,289 --> 00:09:50,866
OR A HUGE RAT.
260
00:09:50,890 --> 00:09:52,402
PUT THE CAMERA AWAY.
261
00:09:52,426 --> 00:09:53,903
WE LOOK LIKE TOURISTS.
262
00:09:53,927 --> 00:09:56,139
ALL RIGHT.
263
00:09:56,163 --> 00:09:58,941
IT'S UNBELIEVABLE.
264
00:09:58,965 --> 00:10:00,276
WOW. LOOK AT THIS.
265
00:10:00,300 --> 00:10:01,544
WHAT?
266
00:10:01,568 --> 00:10:04,581
YOUR LITTLE FRIENDS
FROM THE OFFICE...
267
00:10:04,605 --> 00:10:05,715
LANCE AND WHAT'S-HIS-NAME...
DOUG... AND SOME OTHER GUY.
268
00:10:05,739 --> 00:10:08,450
LANCE AND DOUG? WHERE?
269
00:10:08,474 --> 00:10:10,552
THEY'RE IN AN ALLEY IN VERMONT.
270
00:10:10,576 --> 00:10:11,954
THAT IS SOME ZOOM.
271
00:10:11,978 --> 00:10:13,723
LET ME SEE.
272
00:10:13,747 --> 00:10:15,725
ONE SECOND. ONE SECOND.
273
00:10:15,749 --> 00:10:18,394
ARTHUR HERE HAS CONDUCTED
AN INFORMAL, ANONYMOUS POLL.
274
00:10:18,418 --> 00:10:20,463
THE CITY COUNCIL
WILL SUPPORT YOU.
275
00:10:20,487 --> 00:10:22,297
WHAT ABOUT THE
BOROUGH PRESIDENTS?
276
00:10:22,321 --> 00:10:23,399
PRETTY MUCH.
277
00:10:23,423 --> 00:10:24,367
BROOKLYN? YES.
278
00:10:24,391 --> 00:10:25,501
QUEENS? NO.
279
00:10:25,525 --> 00:10:26,469
THE BRONX? UNDECIDED.
280
00:10:26,493 --> 00:10:27,803
STATEN ISLAND?
281
00:10:27,827 --> 00:10:29,304
STATEN ISLAND WANTS TO SECEDE.
282
00:10:29,328 --> 00:10:31,374
WOW.
283
00:10:31,398 --> 00:10:33,409
WE SHOULDN'T BE
TALKING LIKE THIS.
284
00:10:33,433 --> 00:10:35,578
IF RUDY EVEN SAW US TOGETHER...
285
00:10:35,602 --> 00:10:38,146
HE'D HAVE OUR HEADS
ON A SILVER PLATTER.
286
00:10:38,170 --> 00:10:40,215
GOD, I LOVE POLITICS.
287
00:10:40,239 --> 00:10:42,452
IT'S SO... POLITICAL.
288
00:10:42,476 --> 00:10:44,119
YOU NEEDED THE BEST
CAMPAIGN MANAGER.
289
00:10:44,143 --> 00:10:45,955
ARTHUR IS THE BEST.
290
00:10:45,979 --> 00:10:48,858
WE SHOULD THANK
RUDY FOR FIRING HIM.
291
00:10:48,882 --> 00:10:50,960
NEXT TIME RUDY FIRES SOMEONE,
292
00:10:50,984 --> 00:10:53,463
HE'D BETTER HAVE A GOOD REASON.
293
00:10:53,487 --> 00:10:54,997
WELL, ARTHUR, YOU
WERE INDICTED, BUT...
294
00:10:55,021 --> 00:10:59,602
AH... OH! HOT... [CAMERA
SHUTTER CLICKING]
295
00:10:59,626 --> 00:11:02,404
I BURNED THE ROOF OF MY MOUTH.
296
00:11:02,428 --> 00:11:03,740
HERE'S A NAPKIN.
297
00:11:03,764 --> 00:11:05,374
OH, THANKS.
298
00:11:05,398 --> 00:11:08,577
THIS GUY'S GOING TO BE MAYOR?
299
00:11:08,601 --> 00:11:10,846
WHY WOULD LANCE BE IN
AN ALLEY EATING A GEERO?
300
00:11:10,870 --> 00:11:12,014
GYRO.
301
00:11:12,038 --> 00:11:13,348
GEERO.
302
00:11:13,372 --> 00:11:15,017
IT'S GYRO.
303
00:11:15,041 --> 00:11:17,152
A GREEK PERSON TOLD ME GEERO.
304
00:11:17,176 --> 00:11:19,322
IRA ALWAYS TOLD ME GYRO.
305
00:11:19,346 --> 00:11:20,622
THEN CASE CLOSED.
306
00:11:20,646 --> 00:11:22,892
I DON'T EVEN THINK IT'S THEM.
307
00:11:22,916 --> 00:11:24,794
REALLY?
308
00:11:24,818 --> 00:11:27,096
OH, MY GOD. IT'S
DEFINITELY THEM.
309
00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:29,365
MM-HMM. BY THE WAY... GYRO.
310
00:11:29,389 --> 00:11:31,133
WHO'S THIS OTHER GUY?
311
00:11:31,157 --> 00:11:33,002
I'VE SEEN HIM SOMEWHERE.
312
00:11:33,026 --> 00:11:35,004
WHAT IS LANCE DOING?
313
00:11:35,028 --> 00:11:37,807
THAT, I BELIEVE, IS THE
EXPRESSION YOU MAKE
314
00:11:37,831 --> 00:11:40,311
WHEN HOT LAMB SHOOTS
OUT OF YOUR MOUTH.
315
00:11:42,903 --> 00:11:45,814
[IRA] HERE WE GO. LUNCH IS ON.
316
00:11:45,838 --> 00:11:47,483
I THOUGHT WE WERE DOING CHINESE.
317
00:11:47,507 --> 00:11:50,686
YEAH, BUT... BUT
YOU SAID CHINESE.
318
00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:52,888
THERE WAS A LINE. THESE
ARE TERRIFIC SANDWICHES.
319
00:11:52,912 --> 00:11:54,656
BUT YOU SWORE CHINESE.
320
00:11:54,680 --> 00:11:55,791
I KNOW.
321
00:11:55,815 --> 00:11:57,159
YOU'RE DOING IT AGAIN.
322
00:11:57,183 --> 00:11:58,727
WHAT? I'M DOING WHAT?
323
00:11:58,751 --> 00:12:00,329
THIS MORNING, WE TALKED...
324
00:12:00,353 --> 00:12:02,798
AND YOU SAID YOU WANTED CHINESE.
325
00:12:02,822 --> 00:12:04,567
YOU SAID YOU WANTED SANDWICHES.
326
00:12:04,591 --> 00:12:06,635
THESE ARE TERRIFIC.
327
00:12:06,659 --> 00:12:08,537
WE COMMITTED TO CHINESE.
328
00:12:08,561 --> 00:12:09,972
WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT?
329
00:12:09,996 --> 00:12:12,208
WAS IT A PROMISE OR NOT?
330
00:12:12,232 --> 00:12:17,079
OH HO HO... LET ME
ASK YOU A QUESTION.
331
00:12:17,103 --> 00:12:20,049
WHEN I DIDN'T CALL
YOU TWO YEARS AGO,
332
00:12:20,073 --> 00:12:22,151
HOW COME YOU
DIDN'T JUST CALL ME?
333
00:12:22,175 --> 00:12:24,086
SHUT UP.
334
00:12:24,110 --> 00:12:25,554
HEY, IRA.
335
00:12:25,578 --> 00:12:27,756
SOPHIE, I DIDN'T FORGET
ABOUT THAT PICTURE.
336
00:12:27,780 --> 00:12:29,592
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
337
00:12:29,616 --> 00:12:30,859
IRA.
338
00:12:30,883 --> 00:12:32,428
WHAT?
339
00:12:32,452 --> 00:12:33,696
WHERE IS IT?
340
00:12:33,720 --> 00:12:35,764
I'M GETTING IT.
341
00:12:35,788 --> 00:12:37,066
YOU DON'T HAVE IT.
342
00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:38,834
I'M GETTING IT.
343
00:12:38,858 --> 00:12:41,537
SWEETIE, YOU'LL GET
IT IN ABOUT TWO YEARS.
344
00:12:41,561 --> 00:12:43,372
YOU'LL GET IT RIGHT NOW.
345
00:12:43,396 --> 00:12:44,640
AND YOU KNOW WHY?
346
00:12:44,664 --> 00:12:46,508
WHY?
347
00:12:46,532 --> 00:12:48,510
BECAUSE THE NEW IRA
DON'T MESS AROUND.
348
00:12:48,534 --> 00:12:49,534
I'LL BE BACK.
349
00:12:53,506 --> 00:12:54,917
[KNOCK KNOCK]
350
00:12:54,941 --> 00:12:56,518
OH, GREAT. YOU'RE HERE.
351
00:12:56,542 --> 00:12:59,055
DOUG, I JUST NEED TO SAY SOME...
352
00:12:59,079 --> 00:13:00,322
DOUBLE OR NOTHING.
353
00:13:00,346 --> 00:13:02,257
LET ME SAY THIS.
354
00:13:02,281 --> 00:13:04,359
I THINK I'D MAKE A
TERRIFIC CHAIRPERSON
355
00:13:04,383 --> 00:13:05,828
FOR THE "FUN CITY" COMMITTEE.
356
00:13:05,852 --> 00:13:08,097
HA HA HA HA!
357
00:13:08,121 --> 00:13:11,100
AH, YOU KILL ME.
358
00:13:11,124 --> 00:13:12,735
I WOULD DO A GREAT JOB.
359
00:13:12,759 --> 00:13:14,670
I KNOW IT'S A BIG FAVOR.
360
00:13:14,694 --> 00:13:16,405
IT'S NOT A BIG FAVOR.
361
00:13:16,429 --> 00:13:17,907
IT'S A GIGANTIC FAVOR.
362
00:13:17,931 --> 00:13:19,675
IT'S AN ENORMOUS FAVOR.
363
00:13:19,699 --> 00:13:20,777
IT'S THE FAVOR
THAT ATE CLEVELAND.
364
00:13:20,801 --> 00:13:23,179
I GET IT.
365
00:13:23,203 --> 00:13:24,914
THIS ISN'T ABOUT
WHO'D DO THE BEST JOB.
366
00:13:24,938 --> 00:13:26,315
IT'S NOT?
367
00:13:26,339 --> 00:13:27,516
NO. YOU KNOW WHO'D DO THAT.
368
00:13:27,540 --> 00:13:29,619
ME.
369
00:13:29,643 --> 00:13:32,421
OF COURSE. YOU'RE GREAT,
BUT THIS IS ABOUT POWER...
370
00:13:32,445 --> 00:13:35,324
RAW POWER... WHO HAS
IT AND WHO WANTS IT.
371
00:13:35,348 --> 00:13:37,125
DO YOU KNOW WHO
HAS IT RIGHT NOW?
372
00:13:37,149 --> 00:13:39,262
NOT ME?
373
00:13:39,286 --> 00:13:40,829
RIGHT. ME. KNOW WHO ELSE HAS IT?
374
00:13:40,853 --> 00:13:42,998
NOT ME?
375
00:13:43,022 --> 00:13:45,033
RIGHT. LANCE. HE'LL MAKE
THE ACTUAL DECISION.
376
00:13:45,057 --> 00:13:46,735
YOU KNOW WHO ELSE HAS IT?
377
00:13:46,759 --> 00:13:47,737
NOT NOT ME AGAIN?
378
00:13:47,761 --> 00:13:50,038
YES. ME?
379
00:13:50,062 --> 00:13:52,040
NOT YOU. BASICALLY,
EVERYBODY BUT YOU.
380
00:13:52,064 --> 00:13:53,609
LANCE WILL TAKE YOUR
RECOMMENDATION.
381
00:13:53,633 --> 00:13:55,044
OF COURSE HE WILL.
382
00:13:55,068 --> 00:13:56,812
DO YOU KNOW WHY?
383
00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:59,248
BECAUSE HE OWES YOU A FAVOR?
384
00:13:59,272 --> 00:14:01,851
EXACTLY, AND THIS IS A
SYSTEM THAT RUNS ON FAVORS.
385
00:14:01,875 --> 00:14:03,652
I HATE IT, BUT WHAT CAN I DO?
386
00:14:03,676 --> 00:14:04,987
BUCK THE SYSTEM?
387
00:14:05,011 --> 00:14:06,422
YEAH, RIGHT.
388
00:14:06,446 --> 00:14:08,157
ALL RIGHT. TELL YOU WHAT...
389
00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:09,692
I'LL SHOOT YOU FOR IT.
390
00:14:09,716 --> 00:14:11,159
WHAT?
391
00:14:11,183 --> 00:14:13,896
IF I GET IT IN, I GET THE JOB.
392
00:14:13,920 --> 00:14:15,097
COME ON. SERIOUSLY...
393
00:14:15,121 --> 00:14:16,598
WHAT ARE YOU, CHICKEN?
394
00:14:16,622 --> 00:14:19,457
ALL RIGHT. GO AHEAD.
395
00:14:23,930 --> 00:14:25,208
NICE TRY.
396
00:14:25,232 --> 00:14:26,809
TWO OUT OF THREE.
397
00:14:26,833 --> 00:14:28,344
NO. JAMIE, I CAN'T.
398
00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:29,778
PLEASE, DON'T HATE ME.
399
00:14:29,802 --> 00:14:31,681
I DON'T HATE YOU.
400
00:14:31,705 --> 00:14:34,383
AND BECAUSE I'M A
BIGGER MAN THAN YOU,
401
00:14:34,407 --> 00:14:37,019
I'M GIVING YOU MY IDEAS FOR
THE "FUN CITY" COMMITTEE.
402
00:14:37,043 --> 00:14:38,887
WHAT'S THIS?
403
00:14:38,911 --> 00:14:41,457
IT'S A LITTLE PRESENT FROM PAUL.
404
00:14:41,481 --> 00:14:43,641
I THOUGHT YOU AND
LANCE MIGHT ENJOY IT.
405
00:14:52,758 --> 00:14:54,736
ARTHUR, WE GOT A PROBLEM HERE.
406
00:14:54,760 --> 00:14:56,905
I THINK WE'RE BEING BLACKMAILED.
407
00:14:56,929 --> 00:14:58,896
WELL, PUT ARTHUR ON.
408
00:15:05,504 --> 00:15:07,416
WHO TOOK THIS?
BUCHMAN'S HUSBAND.
409
00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:08,250
WHAT'S HIS NAME? PAUL.
410
00:15:08,274 --> 00:15:09,954
PAUL WHAT? BUCHMAN.
411
00:15:12,478 --> 00:15:13,255
HIS NAME IS BUCHMAN, TOO?
412
00:15:13,279 --> 00:15:15,123
YES.
413
00:15:15,147 --> 00:15:17,826
NOWADAYS, OFTEN THE WOMEN
KEEP THEIR MAIDEN NAMES.
414
00:15:17,850 --> 00:15:19,662
YOU NEVER HEARD OF THAT?
415
00:15:19,686 --> 00:15:21,796
YES, YES.
416
00:15:21,820 --> 00:15:23,132
I WONDER WHAT THEY WANT.
417
00:15:23,156 --> 00:15:24,333
I DON'T KNOW.
418
00:15:24,357 --> 00:15:26,401
I CAN MAKE ONE PHONE CALL.
419
00:15:26,425 --> 00:15:27,903
NO. NO PHONE CALLS.
420
00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:29,939
NO PHONE CALLS? NOT EVEN ONE?
421
00:15:29,963 --> 00:15:31,240
NONE. COME ON.
422
00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:32,375
ONE LITTLE PHONE CALL.
423
00:15:32,399 --> 00:15:34,343
NO.
424
00:15:34,367 --> 00:15:36,679
YOU REALIZE WHAT THAT
PICTURE COULD DO TO US?
425
00:15:36,703 --> 00:15:38,613
YES. LET ME HANDLE IT.
426
00:15:38,637 --> 00:15:41,083
I THINK I CAN KEEP
BROCKWELL OUT OF IT.
427
00:15:41,107 --> 00:15:42,384
YOU'VE HANDLED IT SO FAR.
428
00:15:42,408 --> 00:15:44,286
LOOK WHERE IT'S GOT US.
429
00:15:44,310 --> 00:15:46,655
I'M ASKING YOU AS A FAVOR.
430
00:15:46,679 --> 00:15:48,312
ALL RIGHT...
431
00:15:49,682 --> 00:15:51,660
BUT YOU OWE ME ONE.
432
00:15:51,684 --> 00:15:54,129
YOU KNOW WHAT WE
DID IN THE OLD DAYS
433
00:15:54,153 --> 00:15:55,597
WHEN SOMETHING
LIKE THIS CAME UP?
434
00:15:55,621 --> 00:15:56,998
WHAT?
435
00:15:57,022 --> 00:15:58,782
WE MADE A PHONE CALL.
436
00:16:01,694 --> 00:16:03,405
PICTURE, PICTURE, PICTURE.
437
00:16:03,429 --> 00:16:05,207
I GOT THE PICTURE.
438
00:16:05,231 --> 00:16:06,208
YOU GOT THE PICTURE?
439
00:16:06,232 --> 00:16:07,576
WHERE IS IT?
440
00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:09,078
YOU'RE GETTING IT TOMORROW.
441
00:16:09,102 --> 00:16:11,379
I ASK YOU TO DO A LITTLE FAVOR.
442
00:16:11,403 --> 00:16:13,649
YOU SAID IT'S NO PROBLEM.
JAMIE'S TAKING CARE OF IT.
443
00:16:13,673 --> 00:16:15,751
IF I DIDN'T THINK
YOU COULD DO IT,
444
00:16:15,775 --> 00:16:17,519
I'D NEVER HAVE ASKED.
445
00:16:17,543 --> 00:16:20,088
HAVE I MENTIONED, I'M
GETTING IT TOMORROW?
446
00:16:20,112 --> 00:16:22,524
I NEVER HEARD OF A 9-YEAR-OLD
447
00:16:22,548 --> 00:16:24,493
WHO LOVES THE MAYOR SO MUCH.
448
00:16:24,517 --> 00:16:26,195
FORGET THE KID. I'M WORKING
FOR THE MOTHER NOW.
449
00:16:26,219 --> 00:16:27,830
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
450
00:16:27,854 --> 00:16:29,431
THIS IS SO BROKEN,
IT'S UNBELIEVABLE.
451
00:16:29,455 --> 00:16:30,498
YOU FUTZED WITH IT.
452
00:16:30,522 --> 00:16:32,601
SEE WHAT YOU CAN DO.
453
00:16:32,625 --> 00:16:34,303
HELLO.
454
00:16:34,327 --> 00:16:35,871
PAUL, DOUG BERKUS.
455
00:16:35,895 --> 00:16:37,640
DOUG BERKUS? HOW ARE YOU?
456
00:16:37,664 --> 00:16:38,707
ASK HIM ABOUT THE PHOTO.
457
00:16:38,731 --> 00:16:41,176
I'M CALLING ABOUT THE PICTURE.
458
00:16:41,200 --> 00:16:43,612
YOU'RE CALLING
ABOUT THE PICTURE.
459
00:16:43,636 --> 00:16:46,615
JAMIE WAS HERE. WE HAD
A VERY INTERESTING CHAT.
460
00:16:46,639 --> 00:16:48,517
SHE'S GREAT, ISN'T SHE?
461
00:16:48,541 --> 00:16:50,886
OH, THE BEST.
462
00:16:50,910 --> 00:16:52,855
IF THIS IS GOING TO BE
TOO MUCH OF A PROBLEM...
463
00:16:52,879 --> 00:16:54,256
NOT NECESSARILY.
464
00:16:54,280 --> 00:16:56,125
MEET ME THIS AFTERNOON.
465
00:16:56,149 --> 00:16:57,893
THESE KIND OF
CONVERSATIONS OVER THE PHONE
466
00:16:57,917 --> 00:16:59,795
MAKE ME NERVOUS.
467
00:16:59,819 --> 00:17:01,197
I DON'T KNOW WHY.
468
00:17:01,221 --> 00:17:03,532
WANT ME TO SWING BY YOUR OFFICE?
469
00:17:03,556 --> 00:17:05,233
NO. THERE'S THIS PLACE.
470
00:17:05,257 --> 00:17:08,070
YOU KNOW WHERE
KING CROSSES VARRICK?
471
00:17:08,094 --> 00:17:09,605
I CAN FIND THAT.
472
00:17:09,629 --> 00:17:11,340
IT'S GOT TO BE AUTOGRAPHED.
473
00:17:11,364 --> 00:17:12,774
ARE YOU WITH SOMEONE?
474
00:17:12,798 --> 00:17:14,142
IT'S JUST A FRIEND.
475
00:17:14,166 --> 00:17:15,311
CAREFUL. THAT'S EXPENSIVE.
476
00:17:15,335 --> 00:17:17,179
EXPENSIVE?
477
00:17:17,203 --> 00:17:18,914
THAT'S GOING TO COST SOMEONE.
478
00:17:18,938 --> 00:17:20,182
NOT OVER THE PHONE.
479
00:17:20,206 --> 00:17:22,818
MEET ME IN HALF AN HOUR.
480
00:17:22,842 --> 00:17:24,153
O.K. BYE.
481
00:17:24,177 --> 00:17:26,254
WHY YOU GOT TO
BE INTERRUPTING ME?
482
00:17:26,278 --> 00:17:27,456
DO I GET MY PICTURE?
483
00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:30,092
JAMIE CAME THROUGH. YOU OWE ME.
484
00:17:30,116 --> 00:17:31,693
HERE. I FIXED IT.
485
00:17:31,717 --> 00:17:33,957
ALL RIGHT. SO WE'RE EVEN.
486
00:17:37,357 --> 00:17:38,433
[TELEVISION PLAYS]
487
00:17:38,457 --> 00:17:39,534
DOUG.
488
00:17:39,558 --> 00:17:40,502
HOW ARE YOU?
489
00:17:40,526 --> 00:17:44,039
O.K. SO... FOUL? FOUL?
YOU MUST BE BLIND.
490
00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:45,374
LET'S KEEP THIS SHORT.
491
00:17:45,398 --> 00:17:47,242
AH, SHORT IT IS.
492
00:17:47,266 --> 00:17:50,813
YOU ARE BLIND,
AND YOU SHOULD DIE.
493
00:17:50,837 --> 00:17:52,347
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
494
00:17:52,371 --> 00:17:53,916
OH, IT'S NOT FOR ME.
495
00:17:53,940 --> 00:17:56,685
IT'S, UH... SHE'S A BRIGHT GIRL,
496
00:17:56,709 --> 00:17:58,787
AND SHE LOVES POLITICS,
497
00:17:58,811 --> 00:18:00,989
AND SHE REALLY WANTS THIS.
498
00:18:01,013 --> 00:18:02,591
YOU'RE JUST BEING
THE GOOD HUSBAND.
499
00:18:02,615 --> 00:18:04,960
I'M, UH... O.K.
500
00:18:04,984 --> 00:18:07,029
TRAVELING!
501
00:18:07,053 --> 00:18:10,198
HE TOOK 14 STEPS.
OPEN YOUR EYES.
502
00:18:10,222 --> 00:18:12,067
YOU KNOW, THEY DON'T
ACTUALLY HEAR YOU
503
00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:13,869
WHEN YOU SCREAM.
504
00:18:13,893 --> 00:18:15,670
LET'S TALK BUSINESS.
505
00:18:15,694 --> 00:18:18,139
SO, DO YOU HAVE
IT... THE PICTURE?
506
00:18:18,163 --> 00:18:19,675
ON ME?
507
00:18:19,699 --> 00:18:22,010
YOU DIDN'T BRING IT WITH YOU?
508
00:18:22,034 --> 00:18:24,212
IT'S IN MY OFFICE.
ARE THERE ANY MORE?
509
00:18:24,236 --> 00:18:25,548
I ONLY NEED ONE.
510
00:18:25,572 --> 00:18:27,972
HMM. WELL PUT.
511
00:18:31,243 --> 00:18:33,421
SO... SO, UM...
512
00:18:33,445 --> 00:18:36,292
SO YOU WANT TO GIVE IT TO JAMIE?
513
00:18:36,316 --> 00:18:38,694
YOU DON'T LEAVE ME MUCH CHOICE.
514
00:18:38,718 --> 00:18:40,429
WE'LL CONSIDER
THE MATTER CLOSED.
515
00:18:40,453 --> 00:18:42,419
JAM IT, BABY!
JAM IT IN HIS FACE!
516
00:18:44,591 --> 00:18:46,569
WHO'S PLAYING?
517
00:18:46,593 --> 00:18:48,559
OH, IT'S THE, UH,
HARLEM GLOBETROTTERS.
518
00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:55,210
I DON'T KNOW HOW TO FIX
IT. THAT'S WHY I'M CALLING.
519
00:18:55,234 --> 00:18:57,112
I'LL BE HAPPY TO HOLD.
520
00:18:57,136 --> 00:18:58,736
IT'S UNBELIEVABLE. I
WAS IN THE MIDDLE...
521
00:19:00,873 --> 00:19:02,150
I'M HOME.
522
00:19:02,174 --> 00:19:04,486
BOY, ARE YOU HOME.
523
00:19:04,510 --> 00:19:05,921
YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BELIEVE IT.
524
00:19:05,945 --> 00:19:07,489
LOOK WHAT I DID.
525
00:19:07,513 --> 00:19:08,556
YOU FUTZED WITH
IT? I FUTZED WITH IT.
526
00:19:08,580 --> 00:19:11,092
HONEY, I GOT IT.
527
00:19:11,116 --> 00:19:14,029
I THOUGHT I WOULDN'T
GET IT, THEN I GOT IT.
528
00:19:14,053 --> 00:19:16,632
GOOD FOR YOU.
529
00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:17,967
WOW. YOU GOT THE CHAIRMAN...
CHAIRWOMAN... PERSON...
530
00:19:17,991 --> 00:19:19,568
CHAIRPERSONSHIP.
531
00:19:19,592 --> 00:19:21,370
POLITICAL CORRECTNESS
RUINED A NICE MOMENT.
532
00:19:21,394 --> 00:19:23,939
WE HAVE ANYTHING
TO CELEBRATE WITH?
533
00:19:23,963 --> 00:19:26,308
I'M SURE WE DO.
THAT IS GOOD NEWS.
534
00:19:26,332 --> 00:19:28,910
NOW THAT MY STOCK IS
HIGH ALL OF A SUDDEN,
535
00:19:28,934 --> 00:19:30,712
I CAN ASK HIM FOR YOUR PICTURE.
536
00:19:30,736 --> 00:19:32,514
IS COLD DUCK CHAMPAGNE?
537
00:19:32,538 --> 00:19:34,249
YOU ALREADY ASKED
HIM FOR THE PICTURE.
538
00:19:34,273 --> 00:19:35,617
WHO?
539
00:19:35,641 --> 00:19:37,319
BERKUS. HE CALLED.
540
00:19:37,343 --> 00:19:40,322
HE CALLED.
541
00:19:40,346 --> 00:19:42,057
BERKUS.
542
00:19:42,081 --> 00:19:44,293
YOU TALKED TO BERKUS?
543
00:19:44,317 --> 00:19:46,895
HE WANTED ME TO MEET HIM.
544
00:19:46,919 --> 00:19:49,598
I GO TO THIS DIVE, AND HE
ACTS LIKE IT'S A BIG THING,
545
00:19:49,622 --> 00:19:51,599
THEN HE DOESN'T EVEN
BRING THE PICTURE.
546
00:19:51,623 --> 00:19:54,102
I NEVER MENTIONED THE PICTURE.
547
00:19:54,126 --> 00:19:57,873
WELL, YOU MUST HAVE.
548
00:19:57,897 --> 00:20:00,209
NO. THE ONLY PICTURE I MENTIONED
549
00:20:00,233 --> 00:20:02,711
WAS THE ONE YOU TOOK.
550
00:20:02,735 --> 00:20:04,245
THE POLAROID OF HIM...
551
00:20:04,269 --> 00:20:07,516
HIM AND LANCE
AND, UH... THIS GUY.
552
00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:10,085
YOU KNOW WHO THIS IS?
553
00:20:10,109 --> 00:20:13,221
HE'S THE ONLY ONE OF THE THREE
554
00:20:13,245 --> 00:20:15,590
WHO KNOWS HOW TO EAT A GYRO.
555
00:20:15,614 --> 00:20:17,459
NO. THIS... THIS IS...
556
00:20:17,483 --> 00:20:19,028
THIS IS GIULIANI'S
CAMPAIGN MANAGER.
557
00:20:19,052 --> 00:20:21,530
GIULIANI FIRED HIM.
558
00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:23,097
GIULIANI FIRED THIS GUY?
559
00:20:23,121 --> 00:20:25,634
I GAVE BERKUS THIS PICTURE.
560
00:20:25,658 --> 00:20:28,404
HE MUST THINK... OH, MY GOD.
561
00:20:28,428 --> 00:20:29,971
WHAT?
562
00:20:29,995 --> 00:20:31,373
OH, MY GOD.
563
00:20:31,397 --> 00:20:32,641
WHAT?
564
00:20:32,665 --> 00:20:35,777
OH, MY GOD!
565
00:20:35,801 --> 00:20:37,846
YOU HAVE TO TELL ME WHAT.
566
00:20:37,870 --> 00:20:40,282
I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S
YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
567
00:20:40,306 --> 00:20:43,185
I THINK WE JUST
BLACKMAILED MY BOSS.
568
00:20:43,209 --> 00:20:45,442
O.K. I WOULDN'T
HAVE GUESSED THAT.
569
00:20:48,014 --> 00:20:51,526
[JAMIE] OF COURSE,
I HAD NO IDEA.
570
00:20:51,550 --> 00:20:53,829
NO IDEA YOU THOUGHT WE
WERE USING THAT PICTURE
571
00:20:53,853 --> 00:20:55,397
TO GET A FAVOR OUT OF YOU.
572
00:20:55,421 --> 00:20:56,799
IT WAS A MISTAKE.
573
00:20:56,823 --> 00:20:58,200
PEOPLE MAKE MISTAKES, DOUG.
574
00:20:58,224 --> 00:21:01,002
IS IT DOUG OR DOUGLAS?
575
00:21:01,026 --> 00:21:01,904
NO ONE'S GOING TO BELIEVE IT.
576
00:21:01,928 --> 00:21:03,805
DOUG.
577
00:21:03,829 --> 00:21:05,306
LANCE REALLY ISN'T
GOING TO BELIEVE IT.
578
00:21:05,330 --> 00:21:07,543
HE'LL LAUGH.
579
00:21:07,567 --> 00:21:09,477
HE'LL HAVE A BIG, HEARTY,
THROATY LAUGH. A CHORTLE, REALLY.
580
00:21:09,501 --> 00:21:12,147
UH... NO.
581
00:21:12,171 --> 00:21:14,749
THIS DISCUSSION CAN'T
LEAVE THIS OFFICE.
582
00:21:14,773 --> 00:21:16,151
I DON'T WANT THIS ASSIGNMENT
583
00:21:16,175 --> 00:21:17,486
IF I DIDN'T GET IT ON MERIT.
584
00:21:17,510 --> 00:21:18,620
WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?
585
00:21:18,644 --> 00:21:20,122
I'LL RESIGN.
586
00:21:20,146 --> 00:21:21,724
SWEETIE. JAMIE. WHAT?
587
00:21:21,748 --> 00:21:22,891
DO ME A FAVOR.
588
00:21:22,915 --> 00:21:24,192
ANYTHING. DO THE MAN A FAVOR.
589
00:21:24,216 --> 00:21:25,194
KEEP THE JOB.
590
00:21:25,218 --> 00:21:27,362
KEEP THE JOB.
591
00:21:27,386 --> 00:21:30,065
AND WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T
SAY ANYTHING TO ANYBODY.
592
00:21:30,089 --> 00:21:32,634
YOU CAN SURVIVE
BLACKMAIL IN POLITICS,
593
00:21:32,658 --> 00:21:35,270
BUT YOU CANNOT SURVIVE
YOUR OWN STUPIDITY.
594
00:21:35,294 --> 00:21:36,905
SO YOU'RE ASKING ME
595
00:21:36,929 --> 00:21:39,607
TO COVER UP YOUR STUPIDITY?
596
00:21:39,631 --> 00:21:41,277
YES. WOULD YOU?
597
00:21:41,301 --> 00:21:42,678
AS A FAVOR?
598
00:21:42,702 --> 00:21:45,142
I GET IT. THIS IS FUN.
599
00:21:53,145 --> 00:21:54,823
SEE, HE'S SIGNING IT HIMSELF.
600
00:21:54,847 --> 00:21:57,926
USUALLY IT'S A MACHINE.
601
00:21:57,950 --> 00:21:59,728
I OWE YOU ONE.
602
00:21:59,752 --> 00:22:00,996
I OWE YOU ONE.
603
00:22:01,020 --> 00:22:02,498
I OWE YOU ONE.
604
00:22:02,522 --> 00:22:03,932
I OWE YOU ONE.
605
00:22:03,956 --> 00:22:05,634
MAYOR, I OWE YOU A BIG FAVOR.
606
00:22:05,658 --> 00:22:08,337
KNOW WHY I HATE
POLITICS, SWEETHEART?
607
00:22:08,361 --> 00:22:10,227
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE.
37227
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