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(alarm buzzes)
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( energetic music )
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(sighs)
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(whirring)
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(vibrates)
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CHLOE.
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(vibrates)
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(sighs) CHLOE.
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(beep)
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TIME!
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36 MINUTES. EMBARRASSING!
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(sighs) REALLY?
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WE'VE BEEN WORKING ON IT
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ALL WEEK.
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I MEAN, I GOTTA GET MY MORNING
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ROUTINE DOWN TO A HALF AN HOUR
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BEFORE I START WORK
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ON MONDAY.
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YOU'VE GOTTA JUICE
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THE NIGHT BEFORE.
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DAMN IT, ELI,
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WE'VE BEEN THROUGH THIS!
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(thud)
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YOU LOSE VITAL NUTRIENTS!
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MAYBE YOU SUGGEST SOMETHING
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INSTEAD OF SHOOTING DOWN
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EVERYTHING I SAY.
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WELL, THIS JOB MEANS
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EVERYTHING TO ME.
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IT'S BEEN OVER A YEAR
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SINCE I'VE BEEN ON WALL STREET,
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AND I WANNA GO
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INTO HARKIN FINANCIAL
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AT THE TOP OF MY GAME.
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WELL... DON'T THINK YOU CAN
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TALK TO ME LIKE THAT
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JUST BECAUSE
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I'M THE PERVERT IN THE WINDOW.
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I'M SORRY.
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PANTIES?
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(Katie Hampton) ♪ I'M NOT
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PERFECT, I'M NO SNITCH ♪
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♪ BUT I CAN TELL YOU ♪
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(whispers) ♪ SHE'S A... ♪
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(buzzer)
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♪ BA-DA-DA-DA-DA-BA, BA-DA-BA ♪
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♪ BA-DA-DA-DA-DA-BA, BA-DA-BA ♪
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GOD. LOOK AT THIS MESS.
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IS IT JUST ME, OR HAS OUR GIRL
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REALLY BEEN SLACKING?
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WHAT GIRL?
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THE GIRL THAT WE PAY TO CLEAN--
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YOLANDA.
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WE DON'T HAVE A GIRL.
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I-I-I CLEAN THE APARTMENT.
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I'VE JUST BEEN SO BUSY
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GETTING READY FOR MY NEW JOB.
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HUH. I COULD'VE SWORN
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I WAS AT YOLANDA'S DAUGHTER'S
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QUINCEAÑERA.
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I WAS SOMEWHERE
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WITH A DORA PIÑATA.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU HAVEN'T
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STARTED THAT JOB YET.
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YOU'VE BEEN YIPPING ABOUT IT
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FOR WEEKS.
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I AM SO NERVOUS. IT'S LIKE
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THE FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL.
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YOU GOTTA MAKE
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A GOOD IMPRESSION.
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I MEAN, WHAT IF I CAN'T FIND
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ANYONE TO EAT LUNCH WITH?
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I TOTALLY KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN.
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AT YOLANDA'S DAUGHTER'S
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QUINCEAÑERA,
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I WAS REALLY WORRIED THAT
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I WOULDN'T FIT IN, EITHER.
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AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
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I DIDN'T. I REALLY DIDN'T.
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(hissing)
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(door bells jingle)
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JUNE. (singsongy) FIRST DAY
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AT HARKIN FINANCIAL.
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HOW YOU FEELIN'?
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EXCITED-NERVOUS-RUSHED.
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IS--IS MY ORDER READY?
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I CALLED AHEAD.
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TALL SKINNY LATTE FOR "JUBE"?!
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IT'S ON US.
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(sets down cup)
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YOU WORKED HERE FOR TEN MONTHS.
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IT'S THE LEAST WE CAN DO.
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THANK YOU, MARK.
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WE'LL CATCH UP SOON, I PROMISE.
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MARK, WHY DIDN'T YOU GIVE HER
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OUR GOING AWAY CARD?!
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STAY OUT OF IT, PEPPER!
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(scoffs)
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HEY, MARK, GOT YOUR MESSAGE.
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REGRETTING
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GIVING YOU MY NUMBER.
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WHAT'S THE CRISIS?
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I NEED ADVICE.
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PEPPER AND I GOT JUNE A CARD,
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BUT WHEN I WENT TO SIGN IT,
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I GOT ALL IN MY HEAD.
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I MEAN,
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WHAT'S IT GONNA BE LIKE
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NOW THAT SHE'S GOT A NEW JOB,
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AND I'M SINGLE?
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I WANTED TO WRITE SOMETHING
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SWEET, BUT NOT TOO SWEET.
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THEN I PANICKED
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AND WROTE THIS.
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"DEAR JUNE, I DON'T CARE
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WHAT YOU DO. MARK."
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I CAN'T GIVE HER THAT.
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AND I CAN'T GET A NEW CARD.
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EVERYONE ELSE HAS ALREADY
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SIGNED THIS ONE.
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I KNOW YOU GOT SOME
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COMPLEX FEELINGS FOR JUNE,
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BUT I'M GONNA HELP YOU
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FIGURE OUT
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THE PERFECT THING TO SAY
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IN THAT CARD.
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LUCKY FOR YOU, AS AN ACTOR,
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I KNOW EVERYTHING
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THERE IS TO KNOW ABOUT WRITING.
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GREAT. THANKS.
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ALSO KNOW EVERYTHING
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THERE IS TO KNOW ABOUT MEDICINE,
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BEING A FIREMAN
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AND AN ASTRONAUT.
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YOU CAN GET YOUR BADGE
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AT SECURITY STAFF MEETINGS
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EVERY DAY AT 9:00 A.M.,
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BUT SOMETIMES YOU WILL NEED
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TO BE HERE EARLY
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FOR THE ASIAN MARKETS.
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OH, MR. HARKIN, IF NECESSARY,
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I WILL SLEEP HERE.
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(laughs) I LOVE IT.
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BUT DISCUSSING WHERE YOU SLEEP
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IS A VIOLATION
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OF THE WORKPLACE
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SEXUAL CONDUCT CODE...
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(chuckles) AND I WON'T GO DOWN
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THAT ROAD AGAIN.
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SO GLAD TO HAVE YOU HERE,
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JUNE.
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I SEE BIG THINGS FOR YOU
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ON THE HORIZON.
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THANK YOU, SIR.
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(clatters)
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(telephone ringing in distance)
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(exhales deeply)
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'TEW!
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'TEW!
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OH, MY GOD.
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WAS THAT A SNEEZE?
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THAT WAS SUPER ADORABLE!
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I SNEEZE LIKE A BEAST.
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I'M FOX. FOX PARIS.
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HI. I'M JUNE COLBURN.
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JUST SO YOU KNOW, THE STAFF
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MEETINGS START AT 9:00,
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BUT THEY EXPECT YOU THERE
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BY 8:50, HAVING HAD.
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HAVING HAD?
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BREAKFAST.
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OH.
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THIS GUY WALTER
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WHO USED TO WORK HERE
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BROUGHT A BAGEL IN ONCE.
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HARKIN WAS PISSED.
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HAVING HAD, WALTER!
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EVERYONE ELSE HERE HAS HAD!
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DEAR GOD!
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WOW. THAT'S GOOD TO KNOW.
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THANK YOU SO MUCH.
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(chuckles)
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OH, NO PROBLEM.
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I'M SO HAPPY TO HAVE
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ANOTHER WOMAN JUNIOR ANALYST
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WORKING HERE.
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(chuckles)
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ARE THOSE SEA MONKEYS?
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LOW-MAINTENANCE PETS. (chuckles)
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THEY'RE ALL NAMED SIMON.
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HELLO, SIMONS.
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(laughs)
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING
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FOR LUNCH LATER?
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(chuckles)
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HMM?
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AND SHE SHOWED ME WHERE TO HIDE
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LEFTOVERS IN THE WORK FRIDGE--
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BEHIND THE BATTERIES. GENIUS!
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UH-HUH. UH-HUH.
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AND SHE SAVED ME
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FROM SITTING IN HARKIN'S SEAT.
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UM, I THOUGHT HE WAS GONNA SIT
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AT THE HEAD OF THE TABLE,
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BUT HE LIKES TO SIT
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IN THE MIDDLE AMONG THE PEOPLE.
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OH, SHE'S THE BEST.
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WE'RE GOING FOR DRINKS TOMORROW.
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UH-HUH. UH-HUH.
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SHE'S YOUR NEMESIS.
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WHAT?
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THAT GIRL HAS IT OUT FOR YOU.
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DID SHE ASK YOU QUESTIONS
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ABOUT YOUR FAMILY?
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DID SHE COMPLIMENT
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YOUR JEWELRY?
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YEAH, M-MY POWER BROOCH.
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SHE'S STUDYING YOU
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TO FIND YOUR WEAKNESS.
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SHE'S FIGURING OUT THE MOST
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EFFICIENT WAY TO TAKE YOU DOWN.
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DOES SHE HAVE A BACK TATTOO?
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DOES SHE WEAR A WIG?
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LOOK, UM...
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YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT
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YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
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I'M SURE IF THIS WERE, LIKE,
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COCKFIGHTING
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OR D-DRUG LORDING
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OR WHAT--WHATEVER IT IS
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THAT YOU DO, YOU'D BE RIGHT.
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BUT I'M A PROFESSIONAL,
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AND I DON'T WALK INTO AN OFFICE
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AND IMMEDIATELY GET A NEMESIS.
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THINK WHAT YOU WANT,
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BUT I KNOW THIS GIRL.
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I AM THIS GIRL.
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AND SHE'S YOUR NEMESIS.
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BECAUSE IF I WORKED THERE,
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I'D BE YOUR NEMESIS, TOO.
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BY THE WAY,
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I LOVE YOUR BROOCH.
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WHY, THANK YOU.
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JUNE! COME ON!
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♪ LA-LA, LA-LA, LA-LA, LA-LA ♪
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OKAY, HOW ABOUT THIS?
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"I'M GONNA MISS YOU
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A LATTE"?
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NO PUNS. UNWARRANTED PUN.
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OKAY, HOW'S THIS?
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"JUNE, I HATE THE THOUGHT
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OF NOT SEEING YOU EVERY DAY.
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MAYBE WE SHOULD TAKE THINGS
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TO THE NEXT LEVEL"?
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THEN I GIVE HER THE CARD
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AND I LAY ONE ON HER.
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WHAT--W-W-W--
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WHY WOULD YOU FART ON HER
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IN HER SLEEP?
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WHAT?
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YOU SAID YOU WERE GONNA
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LAY ONE ON HER.
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THAT'S WHEN YOU TOOT ON SOMEBODY
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WHEN THEY'RE SLEEPING.
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WHAT? NO, IT'S NOT.
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IT'S KISSING.
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"LAY ONE ON ME"
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MEANS "KISS ME."
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OH.
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WELL, YOU JUST EXPLAINED
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THREE OF MY LAST FOUR BREAKUPS.
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UGH.
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I GOT SOME TEXTS TO SEND.
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(Fox and June laugh)
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SO YOU GUYS DO HAPPY HOUR
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EVERY WEEK?
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MM. WELL, WE GENUINELY LIKE
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HANGING OUT TOGETHER.
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WE DO.
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WE REALLY SUPPORT EACH OTHER
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OUTSIDE OF WORK, TOO.
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JASON WRITES PLAYS.
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I MAKE AND SELL
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MY OWN LEATHER HEADBANDS.
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I LOVE HEADBANDS.
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MY COMPANY'S CALLED
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STOCKS AND BANDS.
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GET IT?
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(all laugh)
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THAT'S GREAT, RIGHT?
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WELL, YOU DON'T
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LOSE 50 POUNDS AND COUNTING
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HAVING A SECOND MARG.
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SO IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,
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NATURE CALLS.
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WOW, 50 POUNDS.
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THAT IS... AMAZING.
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I MEAN, HE STILL HAS A WAYS
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TO GO, BUT HE LOOKS FANTASTIC.
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I'LL TAKE THAT...
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THANK YOU.
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AND GIVE IT TO JUNE.
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OH!
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NEW KID ALWAYS PAYS.
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OH. (chuckles) OKAY.
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I GET IT. YOU HAVEN'T GOTTEN
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YOUR FIRST PAYCHECK YET.
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LET ME TALK TO THE BARTENDER.
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I BET I CAN GET
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THAT LAST ROUND TAKEN OFF.
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I CAN'T EVEN AFFORD
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TO TAKE THE SUBWAY HOME.
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I HAVE TO WALK EVERYWHERE.
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HAD TO TAKE UP
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DEFENSIVE JUJITSU. (chuckles)
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OH!
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NUTS! NOSE! NUTS! NOSE!
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NUTS! NOSE! (laughs)
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(laughs)
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THANK YOU.
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MM-HMM.
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(to "Dem Bones")
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♪ THE PAPER'S CONNECTED ♪
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♪ BY THE STAPLER ♪
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DID YOU CALL ME
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"OATMEAL BUTT"?
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WHAT?
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LAST NIGHT, WE WENT OUT
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FOR DRINKS. YOU SAID I WAS FAT.
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YOU SAID I HAD
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OATMEAL BUTT.
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I SAID I WAS PROUD OF YOU 'CAUSE
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YOU HAVE A LONG WAYS TO GO.
334
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THERE! THAT'S IT!
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I KNEW IT!
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AND TO THINK,
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IN ANOTHER 10 POUNDS,
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I THOUGHT I'D BE SHOWING YOU
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MY NAKED BODY.
340
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THAT WAS SO WEIRD.
341
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HOW DID ALLEN KNOW
342
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THAT I SAID THAT THING
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ABOUT HIM HAVING
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A WAYS TO GO?
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OH, I TOLD HIM.
346
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WHAT? WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?
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BECAUSE I'M YOUR NEMESIS.
348
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(continues typing)
349
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(stops typing)
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OKAY, LOOK, JUNE,
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I WORKED MY ASS OFF
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TO GET THIS JOB.
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OKAY,
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I'M NOT ABOUT TO LET
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SOME GIRL WITH "BIG THINGS
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ON THE HORIZON"
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SWOOP IN AND OUTSHINE ME.
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I'M TAKING YOU DOWN.
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(sneezes loudly) AAH!
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AHH. (sniffs)
361
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I DO SNEEZE LIKE A BEAST.
362
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THAT PART IS TRUE. (sighs)
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(door slams)
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(ice cubes rattling)
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CLINK, CLINK!
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(giggles)
367
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YOU WERE RIGHT ABOUT FOX PARIS.
368
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SHE HAS IT OUT FOR ME.
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FAKE SARCASTIC SHOCK,
370
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I WAS RIGHT?!
371
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DO YOU WANT ME TO CRUSH HER?
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BECAUSE I LIVE FOR THIS STUFF.
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JUST SAY WHEN, NAME THE TIME.
374
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IT HAS TO BE 4:00, SO NAME 4:00.
375
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(sniffs)
376
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IS THAT PEANUT BUTTER?
377
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LOOK,
378
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FOX IS JUST THREATENED,
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BUT I AM NOT GONNA
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STOOP DOWN TO HER LEVEL.
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I'M GONNA FIX THIS MY WAY.
382
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I AM GOING TO KILL HER...
383
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(gasps)
384
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WITH KINDNESS.
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OH.
386
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IT WORKED IN THE FIFTH GRADE,
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WHEN BECKY SHAW STARTED A RUMOR
388
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THAT MY BOOBS CAME IN
389
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UPSIDE-DOWN.
390
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SO I MADE CUPCAKES, I SHARED
391
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THEM WITH HER AT RECESS,
392
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AND SHE TOOK BACK EVERYTHING
393
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THAT SHE SAID.
394
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CUPCAKES?
395
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JUNE, I AM TALKING ABOUT
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LITERALLY CRUSHING A WOMAN.
397
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THERE'S SOMETHING IN THE BOTTOM
398
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OF THIS CUP, TOO.
399
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D-DON'T YOU GUYS HAVE A MAID?
400
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IF YOLANDA SAW THIS PLACE,
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SHE WOULD CRY.
402
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THAT'S WHO YOLANDA IS!
403
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IT'S JAMES' MAID!
404
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I KNEW THERE WAS A YOLANDA.
405
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HOW IS SHE DOING ANYWAY?
406
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IS SHE STILL WITH TODD OR DID
407
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JORGE FINALLY MAKE HIS MOVE?
408
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TODD FOUND OUT ABOUT JORGE.
409
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ALL RIGHT.
410
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NEW DAY. CLEAR HEADS.
411
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WE'RE GONNA NAIL
412
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THIS CARD THING.
413
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I DIDN'T SLEEP LAST NIGHT.
414
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I DON'T WANT TO NOT HAVE JUNE
415
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IN MY LIFE,
416
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BUT WHAT IF IT'S TOO SOON
417
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TO DATE HER?
418
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WHAT IF I'M NOT
419
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EMOTIONALLY READY?
420
00:09:00,665 --> 00:09:02,792
I TOTALLY GET IT. HOW COULD
421
00:09:00,665 --> 00:09:02,792
YOU PUT SOMETHING IN HERE
422
00:09:02,834 --> 00:09:05,212
IF YOU DON'T KNOW
423
00:09:02,834 --> 00:09:05,212
WHAT'S GOING ON IN HERE?
424
00:09:05,253 --> 00:09:07,881
WE GOTTA BACK IT UP, TO ACTING,
425
00:09:05,253 --> 00:09:07,881
THE MOTHER OF WRITING.
426
00:09:07,922 --> 00:09:09,799
ALL RIGHT? LET'S ROLE-PLAY.
427
00:09:09,841 --> 00:09:12,635
JAMES, COME ON.
428
00:09:09,841 --> 00:09:12,635
JUST TRY IT.
429
00:09:09,841 --> 00:09:12,635
YOU BE MARK. I'LL BE JUNE.
430
00:09:12,677 --> 00:09:14,971
I DON'T--
431
00:09:12,677 --> 00:09:14,971
IT'S HARD, I KNOW.
432
00:09:12,677 --> 00:09:14,971
IT'S SCARY.
433
00:09:15,013 --> 00:09:17,307
BUT...
434
00:09:15,013 --> 00:09:17,307
WE'LL DO IT TOGETHER.
435
00:09:17,349 --> 00:09:19,976
NO WRONG INSTINCTS.
436
00:09:17,349 --> 00:09:19,976
JUST TOTAL SAFE ZONE.
437
00:09:20,018 --> 00:09:21,769
OKAY, FINE.
438
00:09:21,811 --> 00:09:23,230
(breathes deeply)
439
00:09:23,271 --> 00:09:25,315
JUNE, I--
440
00:09:23,271 --> 00:09:25,315
YES, MARK?
441
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WELL, YOU...
442
00:09:26,733 --> 00:09:28,860
REALLY MEAN A LOT TO ME,
443
00:09:26,733 --> 00:09:28,860
AND I WANT YOU TO KNOW--
444
00:09:28,902 --> 00:09:30,695
HOW COULD YOU PUT THIS ON ME
445
00:09:28,902 --> 00:09:30,695
RIGHT NOW?!
446
00:09:30,737 --> 00:09:32,447
I JUST STARTED A NEW JOB!
447
00:09:32,489 --> 00:09:34,408
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA
448
00:09:32,489 --> 00:09:34,408
HOW STRESSFUL THAT IS?!
449
00:09:34,449 --> 00:09:36,410
PLUS YOU JUST BROKE UP
450
00:09:34,449 --> 00:09:36,410
WITH JENNIFER!
451
00:09:36,451 --> 00:09:38,745
AM I YOUR REBOUND SLUT?!
452
00:09:36,451 --> 00:09:38,745
I HATE YOUR GUTS!
453
00:09:39,871 --> 00:09:42,665
(exhales deeply)
454
00:09:44,459 --> 00:09:46,627
THAT FELT GREAT. LET'S PICK THIS
455
00:09:44,459 --> 00:09:46,627
BACK UP TOMORROW.
456
00:09:46,669 --> 00:09:48,713
(door opens, bells jingle)
457
00:09:49,714 --> 00:09:50,882
"DEAR ALLEN,
458
00:09:50,924 --> 00:09:52,633
"I HAVE A WAYS TO GO
459
00:09:52,675 --> 00:09:55,678
"BEFORE EARNING BACK
460
00:09:52,675 --> 00:09:55,678
YOUR FRIENDSHIP.
461
00:09:55,720 --> 00:09:57,556
JUNE."
462
00:09:55,720 --> 00:09:57,556
(pen clicks)
463
00:09:58,932 --> 00:10:01,518
YOO-HOO! NEIGHBOR!
464
00:10:01,560 --> 00:10:03,270
HEY. I MADE YOU THESE.
465
00:10:03,311 --> 00:10:05,688
THEY ARE "WE GOT OFF
466
00:10:03,311 --> 00:10:05,688
ON THE WRONG FOOT" CUPCAKES.
467
00:10:05,730 --> 00:10:08,024
SEE THE FOOT? (chuckles)
468
00:10:08,066 --> 00:10:09,943
TRUCE? WHAT DO YOU THINK?
469
00:10:09,984 --> 00:10:11,486
MM.
470
00:10:11,528 --> 00:10:13,654
I THINK YOU'RE TRYING
471
00:10:11,528 --> 00:10:13,654
TO KISS MY ASS.
472
00:10:13,696 --> 00:10:16,866
MWAH! MWAH! MWAH!
473
00:10:16,908 --> 00:10:18,368
NO...
474
00:10:16,908 --> 00:10:18,368
MWAH!
475
00:10:18,410 --> 00:10:19,369
THAT IS NOT...
476
00:10:18,410 --> 00:10:19,369
MMM! MMM.
477
00:10:19,411 --> 00:10:20,661
WHAT I...
478
00:10:20,703 --> 00:10:22,663
MR. HARKIN.
479
00:10:22,705 --> 00:10:25,666
JUNE PUT A CUPCAKE ON MY CHAIR.
480
00:10:22,705 --> 00:10:25,666
I HAVE NO IDEA WHY.
481
00:10:25,708 --> 00:10:27,919
MAYBE IT WAS SOME SORT OF PRANK
482
00:10:25,708 --> 00:10:27,919
TO FIT IN?
483
00:10:27,961 --> 00:10:31,047
UNPROFESSIONAL, JUNE.
484
00:10:27,961 --> 00:10:31,047
TIGHTEN UP.
485
00:10:31,089 --> 00:10:32,673
THAT IS NOT
486
00:10:31,089 --> 00:10:32,673
A SEXUAL ADVANCE.
487
00:10:32,715 --> 00:10:34,717
SIR, NO, THAT IS--THAT'S NOT
488
00:10:32,715 --> 00:10:34,717
WHAT HAPPENED.
489
00:10:34,759 --> 00:10:36,553
UH, I GUESS THERE'S
490
00:10:34,759 --> 00:10:36,553
A FRUIT BASKET
491
00:10:36,595 --> 00:10:38,888
WITH AN APOLOGY NOTE FROM YOU
492
00:10:36,595 --> 00:10:38,888
TO ALLEN IN THE MEN'S BATHROOM?
493
00:10:38,930 --> 00:10:41,891
KINDA HOT IN THERE.
494
00:10:38,930 --> 00:10:41,891
NOT IDEAL FOR MELON.
495
00:10:41,933 --> 00:10:44,603
APOLOGY UNACCEPTED.
496
00:10:49,732 --> 00:10:52,527
AND THEN SHE CHANGED
497
00:10:49,732 --> 00:10:52,527
MY OUTGOING VOICE MAIL MESSAGE
498
00:10:52,569 --> 00:10:54,779
TO, "HI, THIS IS JUNE.
499
00:10:52,569 --> 00:10:54,779
I'M SORRY I MISSED YOU.
500
00:10:54,821 --> 00:10:56,531
I'M GETTING AN ABORTION"!
501
00:10:56,573 --> 00:10:58,699
(knock on door)
502
00:10:58,741 --> 00:11:00,701
I GOT A PACKAGE
503
00:10:58,741 --> 00:11:00,701
FOR JUNE COLBURN.
504
00:10:58,741 --> 00:11:00,701
THAT'S... ME.
505
00:11:00,743 --> 00:11:03,288
OH, MY GOD! WHAT IS IT?!
506
00:11:00,743 --> 00:11:03,288
OPEN IT! OPEN IT!
507
00:11:03,330 --> 00:11:04,705
(tape rips)
508
00:11:04,747 --> 00:11:07,292
(gasps) IT'S A BOX OF SNAKES!
509
00:11:07,334 --> 00:11:09,336
OH.
510
00:11:07,334 --> 00:11:09,336
IT'S JUST LEATHER HEADBANDS.
511
00:11:09,377 --> 00:11:11,712
THAT'S FOX PARIS' SIDE BUSINESS.
512
00:11:11,754 --> 00:11:13,714
BUT I-I DIDN'T ORDER ANY--
513
00:11:11,754 --> 00:11:13,714
LET ME GUESS.
514
00:11:13,756 --> 00:11:15,592
YOU LEFT HER ALONE WITH
515
00:11:13,756 --> 00:11:15,592
YOUR CREDIT CARD AT SOME POINT.
516
00:11:15,634 --> 00:11:17,511
(whispers) HAPPY HOUR.
517
00:11:17,552 --> 00:11:19,513
(inhales sharply)
518
00:11:17,552 --> 00:11:19,513
OH! SCREW KINDNESS.
519
00:11:19,554 --> 00:11:22,432
THIS GIRL IS MY NEMESIS,
520
00:11:19,554 --> 00:11:22,432
AND SHE IS GONNA GO DOWN.
521
00:11:22,474 --> 00:11:24,225
GOT IT. ON IT.
522
00:11:22,474 --> 00:11:24,225
LET ME PUT ON SOME BOOTS.
523
00:11:24,267 --> 00:11:25,602
NO, THAT'S OKAY.
524
00:11:25,644 --> 00:11:27,728
I'M GONNA DO THIS MYSELF.
525
00:11:27,770 --> 00:11:30,357
BUT WHAT--WHAT--WHAT DO YOU
526
00:11:27,770 --> 00:11:30,357
THINK I SHOULD DO?
527
00:11:30,398 --> 00:11:33,610
OKAY, YOU NEED TO PHOTOSHOP
528
00:11:30,398 --> 00:11:33,610
HER HEAD ON A NAKED GIRL.
529
00:11:33,652 --> 00:11:35,778
HOW DO I GET THAT?
530
00:11:33,652 --> 00:11:35,778
JUST TYPE ANYTHING
531
00:11:33,652 --> 00:11:35,778
INTO THE INTERNET.
532
00:11:35,820 --> 00:11:36,737
LITERALLY ANYTHING.
533
00:11:36,779 --> 00:11:38,739
"MOUSE." "HAT." "SANDWICH."
534
00:11:36,779 --> 00:11:38,739
ANYTHING.
535
00:11:40,158 --> 00:11:41,368
(Chloe) WHEN SHE LEAVES
536
00:11:40,158 --> 00:11:41,368
HER CUBE TO PEE,
537
00:11:41,409 --> 00:11:42,743
JUMP ON HER COMPUTER
538
00:11:42,785 --> 00:11:45,746
AND SEND THE PICTURE
539
00:11:42,785 --> 00:11:45,746
TO MR. HARKIN FROM HER E-MAIL.
540
00:11:45,788 --> 00:11:46,831
SUBJECT LINE--
541
00:11:46,873 --> 00:11:50,793
"GET AN EYEFUL OF THIS,
542
00:11:46,873 --> 00:11:50,793
BOSS MAN!"
543
00:11:50,835 --> 00:11:52,753
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
544
00:11:50,835 --> 00:11:52,753
YOU PEE FAST!
545
00:11:52,795 --> 00:11:55,756
PLEASE DON'T PRESS "SEND."
546
00:11:52,795 --> 00:11:55,756
PLEASE. IT'LL DESTROY MY CAREER.
547
00:11:55,798 --> 00:11:58,759
I KNOW THINGS HAVE GOTTEN
548
00:11:55,798 --> 00:11:58,759
OUT OF HAND,
549
00:11:58,801 --> 00:12:00,803
BUT I AM BEGGING YOU.
550
00:12:00,845 --> 00:12:01,762
PLEASE?
551
00:12:01,804 --> 00:12:03,557
(whispers) OKAY.
552
00:12:03,598 --> 00:12:04,641
(growls)
553
00:12:03,598 --> 00:12:04,641
WHOA!
554
00:12:04,683 --> 00:12:06,142
(click, beep)
555
00:12:04,683 --> 00:12:06,142
AHH.
556
00:12:06,184 --> 00:12:07,185
AAH! AAH! UHH!
557
00:12:07,227 --> 00:12:08,769
(thud)
558
00:12:08,811 --> 00:12:10,813
(panting)
559
00:12:10,855 --> 00:12:12,399
I NEVER PEE.
560
00:12:12,440 --> 00:12:14,401
(telephone rings)
561
00:12:14,442 --> 00:12:15,943
(breathes heavily)
562
00:12:15,985 --> 00:12:17,654
(ring)
563
00:12:17,696 --> 00:12:20,615
(Chloe) What the hell was that?!
564
00:12:17,696 --> 00:12:20,615
You had her and you let her go!
565
00:12:20,657 --> 00:12:21,782
I KNOW! BUT SHE...
566
00:12:21,824 --> 00:12:23,410
WAIT. HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT?
567
00:12:21,824 --> 00:12:23,410
WHERE ARE YOU?
568
00:12:23,451 --> 00:12:24,785
Well, I wanted to see
569
00:12:23,451 --> 00:12:24,785
how this all went down,
570
00:12:24,827 --> 00:12:26,287
SO I'M YOUR 4:00 MEETING.
571
00:12:26,329 --> 00:12:28,248
SEE ON YOUR SCHEDULE--
572
00:12:26,329 --> 00:12:28,248
PARKINS AND SONS?
573
00:12:28,289 --> 00:12:30,791
I MADE UP THAT NAME. IT SOUNDS
574
00:12:28,289 --> 00:12:30,791
PRETTY BAD OUT LOUD, HUH?
575
00:12:30,833 --> 00:12:33,503
(sighs) I CAN'T DO THIS.
576
00:12:30,833 --> 00:12:33,503
I'M NOT LIKE YOU.
577
00:12:33,545 --> 00:12:34,879
JUST... (whispers) PLEASE.
578
00:12:34,921 --> 00:12:37,632
(normal voice)
579
00:12:34,921 --> 00:12:37,632
TAKE CARE OF IT FOR ME?
580
00:12:37,674 --> 00:12:39,634
ABOUT TIME.
581
00:12:37,674 --> 00:12:39,634
NOW GET OUTTA HERE.
582
00:12:39,676 --> 00:12:41,802
YOU'RE NOT GONNA WANNA
583
00:12:39,676 --> 00:12:41,802
BE AROUND TO SEE THIS.
584
00:12:41,844 --> 00:12:43,054
OKAY.
585
00:12:47,850 --> 00:12:49,810
FOX PARIS?
586
00:12:47,850 --> 00:12:49,810
YES?
587
00:12:49,852 --> 00:12:52,397
I'M CHLOE.
588
00:12:49,852 --> 00:12:52,397
SO?
589
00:12:52,439 --> 00:12:54,566
YEAH. SO.
590
00:12:58,903 --> 00:13:00,821
(laughter)
591
00:13:00,863 --> 00:13:02,449
AAH!
592
00:13:02,490 --> 00:13:04,825
(laughter continues)
593
00:13:04,867 --> 00:13:06,202
OH! HEY, JUNE.
594
00:13:06,244 --> 00:13:07,828
(door closes)
595
00:13:06,244 --> 00:13:07,828
YOUR HALF
596
00:13:06,244 --> 00:13:07,828
OF THIS APARTMENT SUCKS.
597
00:13:07,870 --> 00:13:09,080
CHLOE'S IS AWESOME. (giggles)
598
00:13:09,122 --> 00:13:11,332
EXCUSE ME WHILE I USE
599
00:13:09,122 --> 00:13:11,332
THE LADIES'.
600
00:13:11,374 --> 00:13:14,294
GOOD LUCK FINDING YOUR CONCEALER
601
00:13:11,374 --> 00:13:14,294
TOMORROW, BAG EYES.
602
00:13:15,878 --> 00:13:17,088
CHLOE, WHAT...
603
00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:18,923
OHH. OKAY.
604
00:13:18,965 --> 00:13:20,341
YOU ARE PRETENDING
605
00:13:18,965 --> 00:13:20,341
TO BEFRIEND FOX
606
00:13:20,383 --> 00:13:22,843
SO WE CAN ATTACK HER
607
00:13:20,383 --> 00:13:22,843
FROM BOTH SIDES.
608
00:13:22,885 --> 00:13:24,845
BURROW IN ON THE WORK FRONT,
609
00:13:22,885 --> 00:13:24,845
BURROW IN ON THE FRIEND FRONT,
610
00:13:24,887 --> 00:13:26,847
AND THEN BLOW HER UP
611
00:13:24,887 --> 00:13:26,847
FROM THE MIDDLE!
612
00:13:26,889 --> 00:13:27,848
THAT COULD NOT BE
613
00:13:26,889 --> 00:13:27,848
MORE WRONG.
614
00:13:27,890 --> 00:13:30,101
I'M SORRY. I KNOW I SAID
615
00:13:27,890 --> 00:13:30,101
I WOULD DESTROY FOX,
616
00:13:30,143 --> 00:13:31,686
BUT IT TURNS OUT
617
00:13:30,143 --> 00:13:31,686
SHE'S AWESOME.
618
00:13:31,728 --> 00:13:33,896
(whispers) WHAT?
619
00:13:31,728 --> 00:13:33,896
HEY, CHLOE.
620
00:13:33,938 --> 00:13:36,483
LOOK AT ME! I'M JUNE.
621
00:13:33,938 --> 00:13:36,483
(laughs)
622
00:13:36,524 --> 00:13:38,735
(high-pitched voice)
623
00:13:36,524 --> 00:13:38,735
'TEW! 'TEW!
624
00:13:36,524 --> 00:13:38,735
(laughs)
625
00:13:38,777 --> 00:13:41,446
(imitates British accent)
626
00:13:38,777 --> 00:13:41,446
I LIKE NUMBERS. I LIKE TEA.
627
00:13:41,488 --> 00:13:44,365
(squeals) THAT'S THE PERFECT
628
00:13:41,488 --> 00:13:44,365
JUNE! THAT'S DEAD-ON!
629
00:13:44,407 --> 00:13:46,867
OH, WELL, THIS HAS BEEN GREAT,
630
00:13:44,407 --> 00:13:46,867
BUT I GOTTA GO.
631
00:13:46,909 --> 00:13:48,328
YEAH, YOU SHOULD GET
632
00:13:46,909 --> 00:13:48,328
SOME REST.
633
00:13:48,369 --> 00:13:50,871
SHE'S DEALING
634
00:13:48,369 --> 00:13:50,871
WITH A REAL DUD AT WORK.
635
00:13:50,913 --> 00:13:52,457
UGH.
636
00:13:50,913 --> 00:13:52,457
(chuckles)
637
00:13:52,499 --> 00:13:53,792
THAT'S RIGHT.
638
00:13:53,832 --> 00:13:56,336
I STOLE YOUR ROOMMATE.
639
00:13:53,832 --> 00:13:56,336
I'M STEALING YOUR CLOTHES.
640
00:13:56,377 --> 00:13:59,756
I'LL TAKE EVERYTHING YOU OWN.
641
00:13:56,377 --> 00:13:59,756
(giggles) I'LL DESTROY YOU.
642
00:13:59,798 --> 00:14:02,883
NIGHT, CHLO! LOVE YA, GIRL!
643
00:14:02,925 --> 00:14:03,884
(door closes)
644
00:14:03,926 --> 00:14:05,094
SHE GAVE ME A WIG!
645
00:14:05,136 --> 00:14:06,887
♪ OOH, LA-LA-LA ♪
646
00:14:06,929 --> 00:14:08,097
(door slams)
647
00:14:12,935 --> 00:14:13,894
WHAT THE HELL?
648
00:14:13,936 --> 00:14:16,105
YOU WERE SUPPOSED
649
00:14:13,936 --> 00:14:16,105
TO TAKE FOX PARIS DOWN
650
00:14:16,147 --> 00:14:18,983
AND NOT INVITE HER OVER
651
00:14:16,147 --> 00:14:18,983
TO OUR APARTMENT FOR DRINKS.
652
00:14:19,025 --> 00:14:21,902
OKAY, WELL, WHEN YOU TOLD ME
653
00:14:19,025 --> 00:14:21,902
ABOUT YOUR WORK SITUATION,
654
00:14:21,944 --> 00:14:23,988
YOU LEFT OUT A LOT
655
00:14:21,944 --> 00:14:23,988
OF VERY IMPORTANT DETAILS.
656
00:14:24,030 --> 00:14:26,907
LIKE THE FACT THAT YOU SING
657
00:14:24,030 --> 00:14:26,907
WHEN YOU STAPLE? UGH!
658
00:14:26,949 --> 00:14:30,620
OR THAT FOX PARIS' COUSIN'S
659
00:14:26,949 --> 00:14:30,620
THE DRUMMER FOR blink-182.
660
00:14:30,662 --> 00:14:32,997
BUT... SHE IS MY NEMESIS!
661
00:14:33,039 --> 00:14:36,000
SWEETIE, IT'S OKAY.
662
00:14:33,039 --> 00:14:36,000
WE'LL GET YOU A NEW ONE.
663
00:14:36,042 --> 00:14:38,586
YOU CAN HAVE ANY KIND
664
00:14:36,042 --> 00:14:38,586
YOU WANT--
665
00:14:38,628 --> 00:14:40,630
TALL, SHORT, FAT, THIN.
666
00:14:40,672 --> 00:14:43,591
(gasps) ACTUALLY, YOU'D BE
667
00:14:40,672 --> 00:14:43,591
REALLY FUNNY WITH A FAT ONE.
668
00:14:43,633 --> 00:14:44,925
(scoffs)
669
00:14:44,967 --> 00:14:46,636
WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?
670
00:14:46,678 --> 00:14:48,596
FOX PARIS IS A MONSTER
671
00:14:48,638 --> 00:14:50,014
WHO'S TRYING TO GET ME FIRED
672
00:14:48,638 --> 00:14:50,014
AT HARKIN,
673
00:14:50,056 --> 00:14:52,600
AND CHLOE DECIDED
674
00:14:50,056 --> 00:14:52,600
TO BE HER FRIEND, AND--
675
00:14:52,642 --> 00:14:53,768
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M HEARING,
676
00:14:52,642 --> 00:14:53,768
JUNE?
677
00:14:53,810 --> 00:14:54,935
A LOT OF SHENANIGANS
678
00:14:54,977 --> 00:14:56,937
AND VERY LITTLE
679
00:14:54,977 --> 00:14:56,937
ABOUT ACTUAL WORK.
680
00:14:56,979 --> 00:14:59,607
BUT SHE--
681
00:14:56,979 --> 00:14:59,607
WHAT ABOUT
682
00:14:56,979 --> 00:14:59,607
ALL THE PREP WE DID, HUH?
683
00:14:59,649 --> 00:15:01,609
THIS JOB MEANS EVERYTHING
684
00:14:59,649 --> 00:15:01,609
TO YOU.
685
00:15:01,651 --> 00:15:02,943
YOU'RE SUPPOSED
686
00:15:01,651 --> 00:15:02,943
TO BE SHOWING HARKIN
687
00:15:02,985 --> 00:15:04,654
THAT YOU'RE AT THE TOP
688
00:15:02,985 --> 00:15:04,654
OF YOUR GAME,
689
00:15:04,696 --> 00:15:07,114
NOT PLAYING GAMES.
690
00:15:07,156 --> 00:15:09,659
YOU'RE RIGHT.
691
00:15:09,701 --> 00:15:12,953
IT SHOULD BE ABOUT THE JOB,
692
00:15:09,701 --> 00:15:12,953
NOT ABOUT ALL THE STUPID DRAMA.
693
00:15:12,995 --> 00:15:15,749
FROM NOW ON, I'M JUST GOING
694
00:15:12,995 --> 00:15:15,749
TO FOCUS ON THE WORK
695
00:15:15,790 --> 00:15:17,876
AND KEEP MY HEAD DOWN.
696
00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:20,253
THANK YOU, ELI.
697
00:15:26,843 --> 00:15:27,968
MY MOM'S SICK.
698
00:15:28,010 --> 00:15:29,929
I'M SURE IT'S NOTHING.
699
00:15:33,307 --> 00:15:35,643
ALL RIGHT, WE'RE GONNA HAVE
700
00:15:33,307 --> 00:15:35,643
A BREAKTHROUGH. I CAN FEEL IT.
701
00:15:35,685 --> 00:15:38,772
OKAY, BUT I GOTTA SAY,
702
00:15:35,685 --> 00:15:38,772
I'M REAL UNCOMFORTABLE.
703
00:15:38,813 --> 00:15:39,814
IT'S GOOD
704
00:15:38,813 --> 00:15:39,814
YOU'RE UNCOMFORTABLE.
705
00:15:39,856 --> 00:15:40,981
THAT MEANS
706
00:15:39,856 --> 00:15:40,981
WE'RE OPENING UP DOORS.
707
00:15:41,023 --> 00:15:43,984
NOW HANDS ON KNEES.
708
00:15:44,026 --> 00:15:45,069
NOT YOUR KNEES. MY KNEES.
709
00:15:45,111 --> 00:15:46,613
(sighs deeply)
710
00:15:46,654 --> 00:15:49,198
ALL RIGHT. NOW...
711
00:15:49,240 --> 00:15:51,075
WE'RE GONNA GET INSIDE THE MAN
712
00:15:49,240 --> 00:15:51,075
AND FIND THE BOY.
713
00:15:51,117 --> 00:15:53,787
THIS FEELS WEIRD.
714
00:15:51,117 --> 00:15:53,787
WHY ARE WE DOING THIS?
715
00:15:53,828 --> 00:15:55,037
I DON'T KNOW, ACTUALLY.
716
00:15:55,079 --> 00:15:57,206
JUST SOMETHING ONE OF MY FIRST
717
00:15:55,079 --> 00:15:57,206
ACTING TEACHERS HAD ME DO
718
00:15:57,248 --> 00:15:59,500
WHEN I WAS JUST STARTING OUT.
719
00:15:59,542 --> 00:16:01,043
IT'S A...
720
00:16:06,841 --> 00:16:07,926
OH.
721
00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:10,010
BREAKTHROUGH?
722
00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:10,010
I THINK I NEED TO LEAVE.
723
00:16:13,681 --> 00:16:15,391
(Chloe and Fox laugh)
724
00:16:15,433 --> 00:16:17,101
SERIOUSLY, FOXY,
725
00:16:15,433 --> 00:16:17,101
LUNCH WAS AMAZING.
726
00:16:17,143 --> 00:16:18,853
MMM. ANY TIME, PARKINS.
727
00:16:18,895 --> 00:16:20,855
(laughs)
728
00:16:18,895 --> 00:16:20,855
THAT'S WHAT EXPENSE ACCOUNTS
729
00:16:18,895 --> 00:16:20,855
ARE FOR.
730
00:16:20,897 --> 00:16:23,650
ABUSING COMPANY FUNDS.
731
00:16:23,691 --> 00:16:26,653
SO WHERE IS THIS FAMOUS
732
00:16:23,691 --> 00:16:26,653
BATTERY FRIDGE I'VE HEARD ABOUT?
733
00:16:26,694 --> 00:16:28,028
MM. OVER THERE.
734
00:16:28,070 --> 00:16:29,029
(singsongy) TIME FOR CAKE!
735
00:16:29,071 --> 00:16:31,407
1 PIECE, 20 POINTS,
736
00:16:29,071 --> 00:16:31,407
NO DINNER!
737
00:16:31,449 --> 00:16:33,952
CAKE? NO, I CAN'T. TOO BUSY.
738
00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:36,120
GOTTA FOCUS ON
739
00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:36,120
WHAT'S IMPORTANT--THE WORK.
740
00:16:36,162 --> 00:16:37,204
AH, SUIT YOURSELF.
741
00:16:37,246 --> 00:16:39,039
I'LL JUST TELL HARKIN
742
00:16:37,246 --> 00:16:39,039
YOU MISSED HIS CAKE
743
00:16:39,081 --> 00:16:41,542
'CAUSE YOU HATE HIS GUTS.
744
00:16:39,081 --> 00:16:41,542
HARKIN? IT'S HARKIN'S BIRTHDAY?!
745
00:16:41,584 --> 00:16:42,669
SAVE.
746
00:16:41,584 --> 00:16:42,669
(clicks key)
747
00:16:42,710 --> 00:16:43,962
SAVE.
748
00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:45,254
SAVE. OH!
749
00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:45,254
(beep)
750
00:16:45,296 --> 00:16:48,048
CRAP! I JUST OPENED
751
00:16:45,296 --> 00:16:48,048
THE DVD PLAYER!
752
00:16:48,090 --> 00:16:51,135
YAY! (giggles)
753
00:16:51,177 --> 00:16:55,139
THIS IS JUST A SMALL TOKEN OF
754
00:16:51,177 --> 00:16:55,139
APPRECIATION FROM ALL OF US--
755
00:16:55,181 --> 00:16:56,683
EXCEPT FOR JUNE,
756
00:16:55,181 --> 00:16:56,683
WHO JUST CAME IN LATE.
757
00:16:56,724 --> 00:16:58,559
I GUESS SHE DOESN'T CARE
758
00:16:56,724 --> 00:16:58,559
ABOUT YOUR BIRTHDAY.
759
00:16:58,601 --> 00:17:00,060
WELL, THAT'S MEAN
760
00:16:58,601 --> 00:17:00,060
OF YOU, JUNE.
761
00:17:00,102 --> 00:17:01,479
NO, I WAS SAVING DOCUMENTS.
762
00:17:01,521 --> 00:17:04,482
JUNE, GO AHEAD AND CUT 50 PIECES
763
00:17:01,521 --> 00:17:04,482
OF CAKE FOR EVERYONE. THANKS!
764
00:17:04,524 --> 00:17:06,734
WAIT. W-WHY DO I HAVE TO
765
00:17:04,524 --> 00:17:06,734
DO THIS?
766
00:17:06,776 --> 00:17:09,069
I WANT THE CORNER PIECE,
767
00:17:06,776 --> 00:17:09,069
BUT I WANT THE "I" IN MY NAME,
768
00:17:09,111 --> 00:17:10,738
AND I WANT IT DOTTED
769
00:17:09,111 --> 00:17:10,738
WITH THAT ROSE.
770
00:17:10,780 --> 00:17:13,073
(laughs) GO AHEAD, JUNE.
771
00:17:13,115 --> 00:17:15,535
(indistinct conversations)
772
00:17:15,576 --> 00:17:16,452
NO.
773
00:17:16,494 --> 00:17:18,579
UM... EXCUSE ME?
774
00:17:18,621 --> 00:17:20,080
I AM NOT YOUR SERVER.
775
00:17:20,122 --> 00:17:22,709
YOU CUT THE CAKE
776
00:17:20,122 --> 00:17:22,709
IF YOU WANT IT SO BADLY.
777
00:17:22,750 --> 00:17:23,751
HOW'S THAT CAKE COMING?
778
00:17:23,793 --> 00:17:26,086
TERRIBLY, SIR.
779
00:17:23,793 --> 00:17:26,086
JUNE REFUSES TO--
780
00:17:26,128 --> 00:17:28,172
CUT THE B.S., FOX.
781
00:17:26,128 --> 00:17:28,172
CUT MR. HARKIN'S CAKE, JUNE.
782
00:17:28,214 --> 00:17:29,340
SOMEBODY PUT CAKE IN MY MOUTH!
783
00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:31,509
THERE'S MELON AND CAKE?!
784
00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:34,804
CUT HARKIN'S CAKE NOW OR I WILL
785
00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:34,804
MAKE YOUR LIFE A LIVING HELL
786
00:17:34,846 --> 00:17:37,557
TILL YOU EITHER QUIT
787
00:17:34,846 --> 00:17:37,557
OR GET FIRED.
788
00:17:37,598 --> 00:17:40,100
NOW FOR YOUR PRESENT.
789
00:17:37,598 --> 00:17:40,100
(giggles)
790
00:17:40,142 --> 00:17:42,102
NOW JUNE DIDN'T WANT
791
00:17:40,142 --> 00:17:42,102
TO GO IN WITH US,
792
00:17:42,144 --> 00:17:44,898
BUT THE REST OF US GOT YOU
793
00:17:42,144 --> 00:17:44,898
LEATHER WRIST CUFFS.
794
00:17:44,939 --> 00:17:46,941
(laughs)
795
00:17:44,939 --> 00:17:46,941
(man) OH! OH, HO HO HO!
796
00:17:46,983 --> 00:17:49,819
THOSE ARE HEADBANDS, SIR.
797
00:17:46,983 --> 00:17:49,819
THEY'RE FOR GIRLS.
798
00:17:49,861 --> 00:17:50,987
(under breath)
799
00:17:49,861 --> 00:17:50,987
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
800
00:17:51,029 --> 00:17:52,279
YOU CANNOT INTIMIDATE ME.
801
00:17:52,321 --> 00:17:54,991
YOU CAN STEAL MY ROOMMATE,
802
00:17:52,321 --> 00:17:54,991
CHARGE UP MY CREDIT CARD,
803
00:17:55,033 --> 00:17:57,117
DESTROY MY RELATIONSHIP
804
00:17:55,033 --> 00:17:57,117
WITH ALLEN...
805
00:17:55,033 --> 00:17:57,117
(clears throat)
806
00:17:57,159 --> 00:17:58,912
BUT I WILL NOT COW
807
00:17:57,159 --> 00:17:58,912
TO YOUR GAMES...
808
00:17:57,159 --> 00:17:58,912
(speaks indistinctly)
809
00:17:58,953 --> 00:18:01,330
BECAUSE I CAME
810
00:17:58,953 --> 00:18:01,330
TO HARKIN FINANCIAL TO WORK.
811
00:18:01,372 --> 00:18:03,374
NOW YOU CUT THE DAMN CAKE!
812
00:18:01,372 --> 00:18:03,374
(squish)
813
00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:04,584
(man gasps)
814
00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:04,584
AAH!
815
00:18:04,625 --> 00:18:06,002
(gasps)
816
00:18:06,044 --> 00:18:07,294
(murmuring)
817
00:18:06,044 --> 00:18:07,294
(gasps)
818
00:18:07,336 --> 00:18:08,504
(knife clatters)
819
00:18:07,336 --> 00:18:08,504
YOU STABBED ME!
820
00:18:08,546 --> 00:18:11,591
OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD!
821
00:18:08,546 --> 00:18:11,591
I AM SO SORRY!
822
00:18:11,632 --> 00:18:12,759
YOU STABBED ME IN THE BACK!
823
00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:14,301
SOMEONE CALL 9-1-1!
824
00:18:14,343 --> 00:18:16,429
(mouth full)
825
00:18:14,343 --> 00:18:16,429
HOLY HELL, THIS IS AMAZING.
826
00:18:16,470 --> 00:18:18,138
I'M SORRY I PUT YOUR FRUIT
827
00:18:16,470 --> 00:18:18,138
IN THE BATHROOM.
828
00:18:18,180 --> 00:18:19,974
(crying) WHAT IS HAPPENING?!
829
00:18:18,180 --> 00:18:19,974
YOU'RE DYING.
830
00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:25,813
WE KNOW IT WAS AN ACCIDENT,
831
00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:25,813
BUT JUST TO BE ON THE SAFE SIDE,
832
00:18:25,855 --> 00:18:27,189
IF YOU NEED TO OPEN
833
00:18:25,855 --> 00:18:27,189
ANY LETTERS,
834
00:18:27,231 --> 00:18:29,609
YOU CAN COME DOWN TO H.R.,
835
00:18:27,231 --> 00:18:29,609
AND I'LL DO IT.
836
00:18:31,611 --> 00:18:33,947
HEY. HOW ARE YOU FEELING?
837
00:18:33,988 --> 00:18:35,197
WELL, YOU GOT ME...
838
00:18:35,239 --> 00:18:38,576
(sighs) RIGHT IN
839
00:18:35,239 --> 00:18:38,576
MY FLINTSTONES TATTOO.
840
00:18:38,618 --> 00:18:42,622
FOX, I AM SO SORRY.
841
00:18:42,663 --> 00:18:44,164
DON'T BE.
842
00:18:44,206 --> 00:18:45,750
LOOK... (sighs)
843
00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:49,169
I MAY NEVER, EVER,
844
00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:49,169
EVER LIKE YOU,
845
00:18:49,211 --> 00:18:51,672
BUT I'M GONNA
846
00:18:49,211 --> 00:18:51,672
LEAVE YOU ALONE...
847
00:18:51,714 --> 00:18:53,340
(Queens accent)
848
00:18:51,714 --> 00:18:53,340
'CAUSE YOU CRAZY.
849
00:18:53,382 --> 00:18:55,426
YOU STABBED A BITCH
850
00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:58,137
IN THE CONFERENCE ROOM.
851
00:18:59,597 --> 00:19:01,808
YOU FROM QUEENS?
852
00:18:59,597 --> 00:19:01,808
UH, NO.
853
00:19:01,849 --> 00:19:03,183
YOU HANG OUT AT GINO'S?
854
00:19:03,225 --> 00:19:05,227
I-I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS.
855
00:19:03,225 --> 00:19:05,227
IS--IS--IS THAT A BAR?
856
00:19:05,269 --> 00:19:08,439
YEAH. YOU FROM QUEENS.
857
00:19:08,481 --> 00:19:10,984
SEVEN ONE EIGHT,
858
00:19:08,481 --> 00:19:10,984
SEVEN ONE GRAY!
859
00:19:11,025 --> 00:19:13,235
(Fannypack) ♪ BROOKLYN,
860
00:19:11,025 --> 00:19:13,235
FROM THE SEVEN ONE EIGHT ♪
861
00:19:13,277 --> 00:19:14,445
QUEENS.
862
00:19:14,487 --> 00:19:15,446
♪ BROOKLYN,
863
00:19:14,487 --> 00:19:15,446
FROM THE SEVEN ONE EIGHT ♪
864
00:19:15,488 --> 00:19:18,198
♪ YO, BROOKLYN, YO, BRONX ♪
865
00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:20,242
♪ MANHATTAN, YO, QUEENS ♪
866
00:19:20,284 --> 00:19:22,244
♪ STATEN ISLAND ♪
867
00:19:22,286 --> 00:19:26,206
I FIGURED YOU DESERVED TO COME
868
00:19:22,286 --> 00:19:26,206
HOME TO A CLEAN APARTMENT.
869
00:19:22,286 --> 00:19:26,206
(door closes)
870
00:19:26,248 --> 00:19:28,876
PLUS I DIDN'T WANT
871
00:19:26,248 --> 00:19:28,876
TO GET SHIVVED IN MY SLEEP.
872
00:19:28,918 --> 00:19:31,004
YOU DID ALL OF THIS?
873
00:19:31,045 --> 00:19:33,464
THANK YOU FOR THE HEADBANDS,
874
00:19:31,045 --> 00:19:33,464
MISS CHLOE.
875
00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:36,467
(laughs)
876
00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:36,467
YOU'RE WELCOME, YOLANDA!
877
00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:38,594
YOU--I AM SO IMPRESSED.
878
00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:38,594
(door closes)
879
00:19:38,636 --> 00:19:40,262
YOU FINALLY STOOD UP
880
00:19:38,636 --> 00:19:40,262
FOR YOURSELF.
881
00:19:40,304 --> 00:19:41,472
ONE DAY,
882
00:19:40,304 --> 00:19:41,472
YOU'RE MAKING CUPCAKES.
883
00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:44,224
THE NEXT, YOU'RE STABBING A GIRL
884
00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:44,224
IN HER FRED FLINTSTONE.
885
00:19:44,266 --> 00:19:45,434
GOOD FOR YOU.
886
00:19:45,476 --> 00:19:46,435
(clink)
887
00:19:46,477 --> 00:19:48,021
THANKS. IT FELT GOOD.
888
00:19:48,062 --> 00:19:49,897
NOT THE STABBING PART, THOUGH.
889
00:19:48,062 --> 00:19:49,897
THAT FELT LIKE CHICKEN.
890
00:19:49,939 --> 00:19:53,026
AND IT WAS WRONG OF ME
891
00:19:49,939 --> 00:19:53,026
TO BECOME FRIENDS WITH FOX.
892
00:19:53,067 --> 00:19:56,236
TURNS OUT HER COUSIN'S NOT
893
00:19:53,067 --> 00:19:56,236
IN blink-182.
894
00:19:56,278 --> 00:19:57,404
HE'S IN CANDLEBOX.
895
00:19:57,446 --> 00:20:00,199
OHH.
896
00:19:57,446 --> 00:20:00,199
YEAH.
897
00:20:01,450 --> 00:20:03,202
(door bells jingle)
898
00:20:04,286 --> 00:20:06,413
MAY I HAVE A NONFAT LATTE,
899
00:20:04,286 --> 00:20:06,413
PLEASE?
900
00:20:06,455 --> 00:20:09,291
JUNE!
901
00:20:06,455 --> 00:20:09,291
ORDERING IN PERSON, EVEN.
902
00:20:09,333 --> 00:20:11,251
SORRY I HAVEN'T BEEN BY SOONER.
903
00:20:09,333 --> 00:20:11,251
IT'S BEEN CRAZY.
904
00:20:11,293 --> 00:20:13,337
WAIT UNTIL YOU HEAR ABOUT
905
00:20:11,293 --> 00:20:13,337
THE WORK WEEK I'VE HAD.
906
00:20:13,379 --> 00:20:14,630
SO YOU'RE STILL GONNA
907
00:20:13,379 --> 00:20:14,630
COME BY?
908
00:20:14,672 --> 00:20:16,256
OF COURSE. WE'RE FRIENDS.
909
00:20:16,298 --> 00:20:17,341
(exhales deeply)
910
00:20:16,298 --> 00:20:17,341
AND I JUST DON'T FEEL LIKE
911
00:20:16,298 --> 00:20:17,341
MY DAY IS DONE
912
00:20:17,383 --> 00:20:19,259
UNTIL I CAN TALK TO YOU
913
00:20:17,383 --> 00:20:19,259
ABOUT IT.
914
00:20:19,301 --> 00:20:20,302
HANG ON.
915
00:20:23,347 --> 00:20:25,349
WE GOT YOU
916
00:20:23,347 --> 00:20:25,349
A GOING AWAY CARD.
917
00:20:25,391 --> 00:20:26,475
OH!
918
00:20:25,391 --> 00:20:26,475
(chuckles)
919
00:20:26,517 --> 00:20:28,186
"DEAR JUNE,
920
00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:29,353
"I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU DO
921
00:20:29,395 --> 00:20:31,480
"AS LONG AS YOU COME BACK
922
00:20:29,395 --> 00:20:31,480
INTO BEANS
923
00:20:31,522 --> 00:20:33,315
AND TELL ME ABOUT IT.
924
00:20:31,522 --> 00:20:33,315
MARK."
925
00:20:33,357 --> 00:20:36,694
THANKS. OF COURSE I WILL.
926
00:20:33,357 --> 00:20:36,694
NOW COME ON. TAKE A BREAK.
927
00:20:36,736 --> 00:20:38,654
I HAVE SO MUCH
928
00:20:36,736 --> 00:20:38,654
TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT.
929
00:20:38,696 --> 00:20:41,281
I HAVE A NEMESIS.
930
00:20:38,696 --> 00:20:41,281
I STABBED HER,
931
00:20:41,323 --> 00:20:43,283
POSSIBLY ON PURPOSE
932
00:20:41,323 --> 00:20:43,283
BUT PROBABLY ON ACCIDENT.
933
00:20:43,325 --> 00:20:45,078
BUT YOU TELL ME
934
00:20:43,325 --> 00:20:45,078
ABOUT YOUR WEEK FIRST.
935
00:20:45,119 --> 00:20:46,328
I THINK JAMES VAN DER BEEK
936
00:20:45,119 --> 00:20:46,328
WAS MOLESTED
937
00:20:46,370 --> 00:20:47,955
BY HIS OLD ACTING COACH.
938
00:20:47,997 --> 00:20:50,208
♪ YO, BROOKLYN, YO, BRONX ♪
939
00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:52,710
♪ MANHATTAN, YO, QUEENS ♪
940
00:20:52,752 --> 00:20:55,295
♪ STATEN ISLAND, YO, JERSEY ♪
941
00:20:55,337 --> 00:20:56,463
♪ DO IT, DO IT LIKE THIS,
942
00:20:55,337 --> 00:20:56,463
CAN YOU HANDLE IT? ♪
943
00:20:56,505 --> 00:20:57,548
(door slams)
944
00:21:03,387 --> 00:21:06,515
(vehicles passing,
945
00:21:03,387 --> 00:21:06,515
horns honking in distance)
946
00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:21,781
(sighs deeply)
947
00:21:23,365 --> 00:21:25,534
ALL RIGHT, I'M GOOD.
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