All language subtitles for MacGyver (2016) - S03E15.WEB.eng

Next time,
get Spicy Ranch. Whoa!

Best flavor, hands down.

Not that I have anything
against barbeque.

Obviously.

Who are you
and how did you get in here?

Your alarm system's a joke,

and a toddler
could pick your locks.

Jack said you were smart.

So far, I'm not convinced.

You're Jack's friend, uh...

Desiree Nguyen.

Friends call me Dez.

Call me Desi.

Okay.

Desi, you could
have knocked.

Wrong.

I've been assigned
to protect you,

which starts with assessing
your home security.

And... how do I put this gently...

It totally and completely sucks,
MacGyver.

Can I be candid?

That was you holding back?

When Jack reached out,

told me he needed a favor,
I thought,

"I'll probably hate babysitting.

Walking Genius Bar
and his friends."

And now?

Now I'm sure of it.

Okay, then why are you here?

I owe Jack.

Owe Jack for what?

Better hurry.

You're gonna be late
for work.

Probably... need
to put more on than that.

Two quick things.

One, you're out of chips.

And two?

You're dead.

I'm at the gym,

getting in my run,
when this woman who looks like.

Wonder Woman's stunt double pops
out of nowhere, chases me down,

slaps this on my forehead.

Then she disappeared before
I even realized what happened.

Huh. Oh, you got off easy.

I was headed to my car
when I got jumped

and tossed in my trunk.

What? Then I pull
the emergency release,

and there she is,
staring down at me.

And then she slaps this
on my forehead,

talking about
"Nice to meet you."

Oh, no.

Well, uh...

I was in the coffee shop.

In the restroom.

Mm-mm. Let's just say it was awkward.

Oh, no. Is it possible
this woman Jack sent us

is even crazier than he is?

Oh, she is absolutely crazier
than he is.

Okay, what do we know about her,

besides the fact
that she's gonna be my new

recurring nightmare?
Not much.

But I'm gonna do some digging. You dig.

You dig all up in there.

Hey, guys. No.

You, too?
Yep.

Yeah.

Good morning, everybody.

I would like to introduce you
to Agent...

We met.

Wanted to get introductions out
of the way before work started.

Take it she didn't
slap one of these

on your forehead
this morning, Matty?

Actually,
I would have.

But someone follows
countersurveillance protocol

when she leaves home
in the morning.

Give me time, Director Webber.

I'll get you, too.

Game on.

As for the rest of you,
suck less.

While Jack's away
and I'm filling in,

your safety is my top priority.

So don't do anything dumb
like catch a bullet.

That'd put a real damper
on my relationship with Jack.

Since I'm sure you all have
a million questions

about who I am,

here.

That's my file.

I figured you were
gonna hack it anyway,

so I saved you some time.

Everything is in there,
including the dirt,

from my failed op in Palermo

to my suspension
in ninth grade

for flooding
the high school gym.

Maybe she isgonna fit in. Yeah.

Look, Jack told me

how tight you all are,

so I know this will be
an adjustment,

'cause I'm not Jack,

and I won't do things
the way he did.

You may not like me.

That's fine.
I'm not here to be popular.

I am here
to make sure

you all come home safely.

That's what I'm gonna do.

So...

Matty,

what are we
doing today?

Well, since this op
came through Mac...

You just gonna let her
sit in the chair? Mac,

the floor is yours.

Thank you, Matty.

Okay, so I got a call from my
old Army friend, Maria Ramirez,

who is now an ATF field agent
and needs our help with an op.

So for years, Maria

and her partner Cody
have been trying

and, unfortunately, failing,
to take down

a group
of weapons smugglers

based in
Northern California,

and for some reason, these guys
are always a step ahead.

What kind of weapons
are they moving?

Ghost guns.

They're called ghost guns

because they're made from
parts with no serial numbers,

making it impossible
for them to be traced.

I've heard about these.

Big issue for
law enforcement.

These guns have killed
a lot of people.

That's right.
And three hours ago,

Maria got a tip: A massive
shipment of these ghost guns

is arriving at the Port of
Eureka, California later today.

If these guns hit the streets,
a lot of innocent civilians

and police officers will die.

But Maria and Cody are trying
to find the shipment of guns

before that
can happen

and she needs us as backup.

Okay, but why us?

We have five, ATF has hundreds.

That is because on a
couple of recent busts,

Maria arrived to find
that the smugglers

had inexplicably
moved the product

right before the raid.

Then, some
seized weapons

went missing from the ATF
evidence locker.

Which can only mean one thing.

Someone in the ATF is working
with the smugglers.

And we
have no idea who,

which is why Agent Ramirez

can't trust anyone
at the Bureau.

But if we stop
this shipment,

I believe that we can
get enough intel to not only

stop the smuggling ring,

but also smoke out
the ATF's double agent.

Since you vouch for
Maria, I assume she's not

a double agent, but what
do we know about this Cody guy?

Cody is, uh,

not working with
the smugglers.

You sound certain.

Trust me.

This is Cody?

One of our most

highly decorated agents.

Practically
one of a kind.

If he were human,
he'd be heading up

his own division by now.

How you doing?

Nice to see you.
Hey, everybody, this is Maria,

She's Cody's handler.
She also used to head up

the K-9 unit
at Bagram,

where she trained
four amazing bomb dogs,

saved a lot of lives.

Yeah,
no arguments there.

They were amazing.

But none of them
hold a candle to Cody.

He's the best canine
I've ever worked with.

Really?

He seems so chill.

Cody, find it.

Ah, well, you're
carrying on your right hip

and your ankle.

Yep.

Hell of a sniffer
he's got there.

Cody's nose is so sensitive,
he once tracked down

a single revolver hidden
in a crate of French roast

from 150 yards.

All we have to do
is walk through the terminal,

he'll do the rest.
Okay.

Three terminals down, two to go.

And, uh, he may not say this
out loud, but Cody's

probably super bummed
he didn't get to meet me.

You know how much dogs love me.

Bozer's not kidding.

As long as I've known him,
dogs have loved him.

Well,
when this is over,

we'll have to get
the two of them together.

Deal.

Okay, if we're all done

arranging a playdate for Bozer,

can we actually focus
on what we're doing here?

You got it, boss.

So, what do
you think of Desi?

Well, she's prepared,
analytical, she reads.

Nothing like Jack.
What do you think?

She's smart, she's thorough.

Yeah. Definitely not the warmest
person I've ever met.

Well, she did say that up-front.

I'll give her points
for honesty, I guess.

Yeah. Here's one thing
I don't get, though.

She said she's only doing this
because she owes Jack.

Owes Jack for what?

I don't know. Whatever it is,
it's got to be pretty important

for her to leave what she was
doing and come to us.

Based on what I read
in her file,

she could work anywhere
she wants.

One of the first women
to graduate Ranger school,

spent years on a special
ops team comprised of SAS,

Delta and CIA.

And she's been awarded more
medals than Michael Phelps.

Jack did say he was leaving us
in good hands.

We've got zero visibility here.

I need to get up there
for a better vantage.

Okay. Well, uh,

just hang around for a second,
I'll build you a ladder.

Or you could just defy gravity
and run up the wall.

Did she just do that?

Cody's got something.

Desi.

Right behind you.

The guns are in here.

No guns.

Not even gun parts.

Just gun oil

heating up on a propane tank.

Mac. That's what drew Cody.

You've got company.

MacGyver!

Hey, get behind
the forklift now.

Guys, more incoming.

Cody!

Maria, get down.

We're outgunned, Mac.

Can't hold them off forever.

Okay,

start the engine to the forklift

when I tell you to.
Cover me.

Wait your turn.

All right, fire it up.
I'm coming.

Get back!

Move! Move!

Go, go, go! Come on, move!

Desi! Desi!

Hey.

Kevlar is a girl's best friend.

Cody!

Oh, he's the toughest dog
I've ever had,

but any animal would panic

if they got hit
by sparks like that.

We'll find him. I promise.

Guys, what the hell
just happened?

The tip Maria
got was fake.

The smugglers lured
us into a trap

and they tried to kill us.

Actually, I don't think we

were their
main target.

This came out of
the smuggler's jacket.

So we weren't the target?

No. The dog was.

Our satellite shows Cody heading
east, but this footage loses him

the second he hits
the trees.

These guys went through
all that trouble

just to lure out and kill a dog?

Not just any dog. Cody's stopped
more illegal shipments of guns

than all other
ATF dogs combined.

If they take him out,
they'll increase

the number of weapons
that get through tenfold.

Which means they won't give up
until they get him.

We have to find Cody
before they do.

What's the protocol for finding
a lost working dog?

Same as finding
any other lost dog.

When they panic, they get scared
and disoriented and bolt.

So you can't just, like,
throw up a bat signal

and he'll come back?

Sadly, no.
His microchip won't help

unless he's found and scanned,

but I can call him back
with this whistle.

Damn it,
I must've lost it

during the firefight
at the port.

Well, I guess there's
only one option.

Cody!

Cody!

Hey, uh... Cody!

Here, bud!

What you did to those
guys back there

at the port? Not bad.

Yeah, well, your forklift trick
wasn't terrible either.

Jack told me stories about
you doing stuff like that,

but seeing is believing.

- Cody!
- Cody!

What else did
Jack tell you?

He said that

you were the best agent
the U.S. government

has ever put in the field,

that sometimes you get
too much in your own head,

and that never,
under any circumstances,

should I give you my cell phone.

Here, bud!

Something about setting a very
clear precedent from day one.

I'll admit, I have...

repurposed a few
of Jack's phones

over the years, but...

he never told us
anything about you.

How come you didn't draw
your weapon back there?

Cody! Here, boy!

I don't like guns either.

But you carry one. Well, job requires it.

Sometimes it's necessary,

but I'd rather put bad guys
in an interrogation room

than the morgue,
if I could help it.

All right,

good chat.

Cody!

Cody!

Here, bud!

Guys. Mac. Desi.

Right there.

Yeah, those
tracks are fresh.

He definitely
came through this way.

Cody! Cody!

He must be too far away
to hear our voices.

I need my whistle.

Actually, I think
I can make one.

I just need this...
and a, uh,

plastic bag about yea big.

You got it. Thank you.

Come on, Desi.

We're on bag patrol.

Okay.

Out with it, Riley.

Oh, come on, you didn't
ask me to join you

'cause you need help hunting
for plastic bags.

What's on your mind?

Your dossier. You said
it was complete. You lied.

So? What'd you find?

Four missing days
in Afghanistan.

You went AWOL while your team
was stationed in Bazarak.

And whatever you did was so bad
you got demoted and transferred.

That last part was redacted.

Well, when I have a keyboard,

nothing's redacted.

So I've heard.

I want details. Why?

Because you bailed on people
who were counting on you,

and I need to make sure
you're not gonna do that again.

My unit

was embedded with Afghan locals

to build relations
and keep out militants.

I worked daily
with a translator, Ibrahim.

Roofer by trade. Wife.

Two kids.

Maniac for chocolate,

so I knew I could
trust him right away.

He was a good man.

He wanted to help
rebuild his country.

His wife Lina
kind of took me in.

We grew close.

One day, she comes to me crying.

The militants
were kidnapping anyone

who'd helped the Americans.

They dragged Ibrahim
out of his own home...

...in front of his family.

I put a special request
to lead a rescue mission.

Superiors rejected it.

"Not enough resources,"
they said.

That answer was unacceptable.

The four days.
You went to go get him.

Well, someone had to.

I found the militant's compound,
extracted Ibrahim,

and snuck him and his family
to safety over the border.

With no backup?

Resolve beats numbers any day.

And I would do it again
in a heartbeat.

Ibrahim e-mailed me last week.

His oldest just
started high school.

Anything else you want to know?

Credit score? Favorite color?
Flossing habits?

787, purple, and based
on your dental records,

every morning like clockwork.

I don't miss much.

Here you go.

One nasty bag
straight from the garbage.

Thank you.

So how's
this gonna work?

The plastic bag
should act as a bellows,

forcing more air into

the dog whistle,
amplifying it so that Cody

will be more likely to hear it
from a distance.

He's trained to respond
to three short blasts.

I know only dogs
can hear that frequency,

but that was still
pretty anti-climactic.

Uh, we sure it actually worked?

No, I'm not. Because hollowing
out the inside of a stick

isn't the recommended method
for making a dog whistle.

Try it again, Mac.

Yeah.

That's Cody. It's coming
from that direction.

Nice work, roomie.

This way.

Follow me.

I could've
sworn it sounded

like Cody was
right near here.

Yeah.

He was.

Well, the size matches Cody,

but where'd he go?

Yeah, they lead to these
tire tracks and then stop.

Cody got into a car.

Yeah. Somebody took him.

Bad news, Mac.

The tracks you found belong
to a tire that comes stock

on over half the SUVs
and vans on the road.

And sifting through
every local match

for any persons of interest
will take hours.

Time we don't have.
Whether Cody was snatched up

by smugglers,

or some rando looking
for a new pooch,

they could be driving
further away every second.

Mac, tell me you've come up

with a plan to find
Cody. Yep, I got a plan,

but it's pretty crazy.

You say that
like it's unusual.

Look, MacGyver, I get it.

You like to make things up
as you go.

But I'm trained to
plan ahead for everything.

If I have an itch to scratch,
it goes on my calendar.

Well, you know, there's
a clinical term for that.

How 'bout you just
tell us what you need

so we can help you, instead of
blindly following you around?

Okay, well, I'm looking for
a car that I can hotwire,

'cause it's old enough
to hotwire,

but I also need a sunroof on it.

Okay, that's oddly
specific. Why?

Well, it's just like
Maria said:

Every law-enforcement dog has
an RFID chip

implanted in their necks,
which is the same

put in house pets
to ID them if they get lost.

And I'm gonna use Cody's
to track him down.

But how?

You have to be right next
to the chip to search it.

Got one. Ordinarily, yes.

The chip that's under Cody's
skin is passive, which means...

It has no battery.

So it only broadcasts
the data stored on it

when it's activated by
electromagnetic radio waves.

Like the ones put out by

an RFID reader.

Michigan.

G.I. Bill.
Go, blue.

But Maria's right.

We're only gonna be able
to find Cody's RFID tag

if we're basically standing
right on top of him.

Maybe we can scan it
from a distance

if I can build a very
powerful detector.

I couldn't in the woods,
but now I have parts to source.

Like this truck
we're about to steal.Yeah.

And, uh,

we're also gonna have to
take over an AM radio station.

AM radio. Is that even
still a thing?

Guess how much it costs
to buy up all the airtime

on Eureka 1600,

California's hottest
daytime AM channel.

A whopping
200 bucks.

At the top of the hour,
DJ something or other

will start broadcasting
the RFID frequency

for the rest of the day.

Just one dull, monotonous sound.

Not unlike their
current playlist

of adult contemporary.

Hey, I like adult contemporary.

And dogs can hear this sound?

Well, no, but

the tone should activate
every RFID tag within 100 miles,

including the one in Cody.

And then, once
it is activated,

we'll be able to use
this high-powered detector

to look for him. Wait, you said

every RFID tag within 100 miles?

Yeah. That's gonna be a lot.

Thousands and thousands.
Way more than any human

could ever scan through.

You weren't kidding, Mac.

This thing is giving us hits
on every chipped dog,

cat, and bird in the area.

Not to mention we're
getting hits

on clothing stores, grocery
stores and security badges.

Well, good.
Now that we know it works,

filter out all search results
that don't match Cody's info.

No sign of Cody yet.

Hey, I'm sorry
I doubted you back there.

Actually, you were right
to check me out.

Means you care about your team.

Great. So I have
one more question.No.

Jack said you owe him. Why?

Nice try.

I assume he put you up to this?

It was worth a shot.

We got Cody. All right, yeah.

Just keep heading north...

I was gonna say step on it,
but you read my mind.

And I thought Jack drove fast.

Hey, you want to
save Cody or not?

Yeah. That requires us
being alive.

It is kind of your
job description.

Remember, we have no idea
who owns this house

or why they took Cody,
so keep your guard up.

Cody.

He doesn't sound happy.

I meant what I said earlier
about not pulling my gun

unless I have to.

But just know
I make special exceptions

for anyone who hurts animals.

She's intense.

You're just figuring that out?

What the hell?!

Who are you people?

Cody!

Sorry about your door,
but that dog belongs to the ATF.

Where did you find him?

I was on my morning hike
when he just ran up to me.

He looked lost,
had no collar.

Figured I shouldn't
leave him out there.

Thank you. He really
had us worried. Yeah.

Thank you.

And sorry again for the whole

kicking in your door thing.

But the ATF will reimburse you.

I'm just glad
you saw our post.

What post?
Online.

We were gonna
put out fliers, too,

but you sent us an e-mail

within 20 minutes of us
posting his cute little photo

on the neighborhood
site, so...

We never e-mailed you.

Then who did?

All right, guys, we gotta
move, now! Come on.

Guys, we got a problem.

There's more in the back.
Come on, this way.

This way. Let's go.

Desi, did those guys
see you at the port?

No, those are different guys.

Why?

Hi. How can I help you?

Oh, that's right,
you're here for your dog.

I'm... Jennifer.

Do you still have him?

Of course.
Come on in.

Your dog is such a sweetheart.

My daughter's so bummed
we can't keep him.

Where is he?

We put him in the tub.

He was just so muddy
from the trail.

Figured we'd give him
a quick bath.

This way.

How we doing, Maria?

Loaded and ready to go.

Where are my manners?

I didn't even offer
you guys a glass of water.

We're in a hurry, so if you
just take us to our dog...

Sure. No problem.

Just figured you
might be thirsty.

That's all.

Will these work?

This is all they had,
so you gotta make it work.

Then I will.

Okay, when this is done,
I need you to stick it

as close to the alternator
as possible.

It needs to interfere
with the electric charge.

All right, Maria.

Wait for my signal.

Kelly, time to dry off the dog.

The owners are here.

If he's still a little wet,
it's fine.

We just really want to see him
and make sure he's okay.

Totally get it.
Let me just check.

He's not in here!

MacGyver, you're up.

Maria, go.

I got eyes on the dog!

Dog's getting away!

Nice sleeper hold.

Oh, thanks.

Maria, are you okay?

MacGyver! Get out of the van!

That's a no.

MacGyver!

Is everyone okay?

Yeah. They came out of nowhere.

Forced us off the road. Mac, what happened?

We were ambushed. The family's okay,
but the smugglers

got away with
Maria and Cody. What? What do you mean,

got away with
Maria and Cody?

I thought they were
trying to kill Cody.

Well, we must have been wrong.

They clearly wanted
to capture him

since they brought
a control stick.

But why? Good question.

Matty, you got
eyes in the sky?

No, I couldn't task a satellite

to your location fast enough.

Do we
need a satellite?

Couldn't we just
find Cody again

using Mac's fancy RFID tracker?

Yeah, we could.
But there's a quicker way.

You guys said
that those men responded

to your lost dog post
by e-mail, right?

Uh-huh. Can you track him
using the e-mail?

I'm Riley, have we met?

Here you go.

I just need
your cell phone.

Thank you.

I got 'em.

The e-mail definitely came
from this building.

Hurry up.

Matty, I definitely see
the smugglers, but...

no Cody and Maria.

What are they
doing, Mac?

They're
placing wrapped weapons

into containers.

All right.

They got Maria and Cody.

They've got them
at gunpoint.

Go. Mac, I've got
a tac team en route.

They're 20 minutes out.

Get him to do his thing.

He doesn't perform well
under pressure.

That's not how this works.

Make it work.

Find it.

Find it.

Find it.

Find it.

Wait.

They never planned
on killing Cody.

They were gonna
kidnap him so that

he could help them shore up
holes in their operation.

Maria said Cody's
the best detection dog

she's ever worked with,
right?

If those guys find a way
to mask the scent

of their guns from him,

they'll be able
to smuggle weapons anywhere.

This is bigger
than just guns.

If they succeed at fooling Cody,

they could bring anything
into our country.

Drugs, chemical weapons,

biological weapons,
nuclear weapons.

Yeah, we-we get it,
Bozer. It's bad.

You're upsetting him. Get the dog.

If you can't get your mutt
under control,

you're of no use to us.

We need to get in there, now.

Mac, was that an explosion?

Yeah. The warehouse is on fire.

Fire and rescue
is on its way to you now.

They're never gonna
make it in time. What's the plan?

We go in.

Maria.

Where's Cody?

He ran off.

Oh, I have to...
I have to find him.

We got to get you out of here
you're hurt bad.

I'm not, I'm not leaving
without Cody.

Fire and rescue
are still ten minutes away.

Get out of there.

Cody. Get Maria out of here.

I got Cody.

Got you.

Fire department's
five minutes out.

Where are you guys?

We got Maria,

but Desi went
after Cody.

They're still in there.

Okay.

Look after her. Mac, where are you going?

To get Desi and Cody.

Desi!

Can you hear me?

Desi! Desi!

MacGyver!

MacGyver.

I can't get to you!

There's no other way out. I'll be back.

One of the fastest
ways to put out a fire

is with fire-fighting foam,

which can be made with
readily available items.

Start with baking soda.

Add liquid soap.

And a whole lot of vinegar.

Combine it all together
in a container.

And then, to distribute it,
all you need

is a hose and a pump.
And any will do.

Just like the ones you find
on vacuum-sealed containers.

And, voilà, you've got
basically the same stuff

professional firefighters use.

Okay, hurry. Let's go.

Good boy.

Here we go. Good boy.

Good boy.

Come on, Cody. We got it, boy.

Hey.

Hey. Firepit not working?

Oh, no, firepit works fine.

We just had
enough fire for a while.

All right, guys, good news.

The smugglers tried to run,
but our Phoenix tac team

was able
to round up most of them.

The ones that got away

will soon be in custody.

The ghost guns,
the ones that didn't

burn up in the fire,
were confiscated.

And the smugglers even

gave up the turncoat ATF agent.

So now he's in custody, too.

All in all, a good day. Exactly.

Hey. I wanted to
say thank you.

From both of us.

You are very welcome.

And if you two are ever
in the neighborhood,

feel free to drop by.

Hey.

I love these dogs.

Maybe we could get
one of our own.

I mean, some day.

That'd be nice.

Hey, turn up.

So where's
new girl, Desi?

Did you invite
her, Mac? He did.

Sorry I'm late,
I had to make a stop.

Nice of you
to join us.

Yeah, well, Jack made me promise

to come to
at least one of these.

Here.

Since I finished yours.

Spicy Ranch,
I've heard these were good.

Well, I came, I saw.

I'll see you all at work.

Hmm, well, that was quick.

She definitely doesn't
overstay her welcome.

Oh, Desi, hold on.

I was clear with Matty.

I'm not into the whole
group debrief thing.

Right, I guess we were
just kind of hoping

you'd stick around
for a little bit.

Thanks, but I haven't even
unpacked yet.

One beer,
that's it.

Come on, we just wrapped up
a successful mission.

It's what we do.

Celebration can't hurt.

Look, it's not personal.

It's just, I've had to bury more
than a few coworkers

which is hard enough.

But when they're also
your friend...

I get it.

But, I mean...

at the same time,
this is pretty thoughtful.

So if I didn't
know any better, I'd say

you are open to being
friends with your coworkers.

Store was on my way.

Took, like, zero effort.

But you'd have
to look for the store.

And then you had
to pull over,

you had to find parking
and then you

went into the store
and you found these.

And that takes more
than a little effort.

Good night, MacGyver.

You know, I've never met
anyone more...

prickly
and opinionated.

I think I kind
of like her.

Just a little bit.

Yeah, me, too.

What do you
think, Mac?

I think it's gonna be
interesting

to see how this all plays out.

All right.

To Cody. To Cody.

To Cody. To Cody.

All right, now.

Gotcha.

If you're gonna work with
the Phoenix, Desi,

you're gonna have
to up your game.

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