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- Don't miss your flight, ray.
- Yeah.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- You got everything?
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You got socks,
underwear?
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- Yeah, yeah.
5
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Oh.
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- Toiletries?
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- Yup.
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I'm forgetting something.
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I feel like
I'm forgetting something.
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- No, you should just go
'cause you could buy
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Whatever you need
at the hotel.
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- Yeah, I guess.
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All right. All right.
14
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- What?
Where's my good-bye kiss?
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- All right.
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- Mwah.
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- See you Thursday.
- Okay.
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- That's what I forgot.
- What?
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- The sex.
I forgot about the sex.
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- Come on, ray.
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- No, come on.
We always have good-bye sex.
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It's good luck.
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- Honey,
you're going to be late.
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- So?
I'll--I'll park the car
25
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In the white zone,
they'll tow it,
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I'll pay the fine
when I get back.
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You're worth the money,
baby.
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- You're going to miss
your plane, ray. Just go.
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- No, come on.
You're wasting time here.
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Five minutes,
I'll go for my personal worst.
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- That's really incentive,
honey.
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Could you just go?
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- You're never in the mood.
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You said I could buy
whatever I need at the hotel.
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- I'll see you later, ray.
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- This trip's
going to stink.
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- Flight 32
is now boarding.
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All passengers,
please proceed to the gate.
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- [sneezes violently]
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I'm sorry, man.
I didn't see you.
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I didn't see you.
I'm sorry.
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I'm really,
really sorry.
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Really.
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- [squeals]
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Oh, come on.
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Come on.
You've got to be kidding me.
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Kidding me.
Oh, god.
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Oh, god.
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[spitting]
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[coughs]
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Oh, come on!
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Get out, get out!
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God, get off me!
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Everything in here,
get off me!
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[groaning]
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Deb?
- Yeah, I'm up here.
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- Hey.
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- Hey.
Welcome home, ray.
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- Some guy sneezed on me.
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- Oh.
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So did you miss me?
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- I'm in the men's room
at the airport, right?
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I'm not
bothering anybody.
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This guy--he's--
he's right in my face
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Sneezing like he's trying
to blow out the devil.
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- Oh, that's gross.
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- Two seconds, I'm dripping
in this material
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From a-a complete stranger.
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- Ohh.
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- You know, you hear
about this all the time.
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You just--you never think
it's going to happen to you.
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- That sounds really awful,
honey.
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You know what, maybe I can
help you forget, hmm?
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- Hey, what are you doing?
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I spent
the whole flight--
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Half the flight,
I'm in the bathroom
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Just--just scrubbing my face.
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See all this skin?
New.
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Something's got
to be wrong.
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- You know,
I'm sure you're fine, ray.
81
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He was probably
just sneezing
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From all
that disinfectant
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They use
in those bathrooms.
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- Hey, if there was disinfectant
in that bathroom,
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It was getting
its ass kicked.
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You think--
am I going to get something?
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- No.
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- Look at my eyes.
Do they look watery to you?
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- No, they look fine.
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Beautiful brown.
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- What about the white part?
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Does it look red
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Or yellow?
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- You know, honey,
if you're so worried,
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Why don't you go see
dr. Sundram tomorrow?
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- So you do think
I have something?
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- No, but--but if you
don't believe me,
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Then go see a doctor.
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- You're probably right.
Yeah, I should go.
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Oh, man, I'm exhausted.
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- Ray, you know how
you're always complaining
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That I'm never
in the mood?
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- Yeah.
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Oh.
105
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- Now you're getting it.
106
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- Does my neck--
does it feel swollen though?
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'cause--
no, just one side--
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One side feels
a little uneven.
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I'm just--I'm just going
to take some aspirin, you know?
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Or maybe some
of that "ibuprofrenian."
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- I want credit for this!
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I can't believe
I shaved my legs.
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[kids screaming]
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- Hey, hey, hey,
that's my--
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That's my nightie. Give me that!
Give me that nightie!
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- But we're a horsy.
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- You're--
yeah, all right.
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Well, you're having more fun
in it than I do, so...
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All right,
but scream upstairs.
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[kids screaming]
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- Hey.
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- Hey, how are you?
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- Awful.
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- Are you sick?
Is that what the doctor said?
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- He's running some tests.
126
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- What kind of tests?
127
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- The q-tip
in the throat thing.
128
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- Honey,
they do that to everybody.
129
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Are you sick or not?
What did the doctor say?
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- Doctors.
Look, I know how I feel.
131
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- Okay, okay, so the doctor
said you're fine.
132
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- I'm not fine.
I'm not.
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You know--
you know how you feel
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The day
before you get the flu?
135
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Well, this is
the day before that.
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That's what it is.
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I should've went
to the doctor tomorrow.
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- Okay, you know what?
Then go back again tomorrow.
139
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- Oh, no way.
140
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I probably
caught something
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From just being in that room
with those people.
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It's like a germ casserole
in there.
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- You know what?
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I'm around germs
all the time.
145
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The kids bring
all kinds of stuff home.
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I hardly ever get sick.
147
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- Maybe you're a cyborg.
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- Maybe, or maybe it's
'cause I'm always in here
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Washing stuff
all the time.
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My hands
are always clean.
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- Let me wash my hands.
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- Yeah, well, you know,
honey, you got to use soap.
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- Soap, soap, soap.
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- Use the soap there,
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And--and scrub really hard,
you know?
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Like you're doing a pot.
- Mm-hmm.
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- Hey, do that pot.
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- I don't wash my hands enough.
That's the problem.
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- Well, that--
that might be the problem.
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Yeah, that's it.
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Just get the soap
all over that.
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Hey, as long--
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As long as you are home,
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Why don't you take the kids
to their play date?
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- Yeah, yeah.
Let me just finish this.
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- Okay.
Take your time.
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- Hi, dears.
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- Hey, marie.
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- Raymond, I saw your car.
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Why aren't you at work?
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- I had
a doctor appointment.
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- You went to the doctor
and didn't tell me?
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Why wasn't I told?
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- It's nothing, marie.
The doctor said he's fine.
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- He's running tests.
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- Tests?
What's wrong?
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Tell me.
I have a right to know.
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- Some guy sneezed on me.
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- What? What guy?
Who? Who did this to you?
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- Some guy.
Some guy at the airport.
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- Someone sneezed on you
at the airport?
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You could have anything
from anywhere.
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- Or you could have nothing.
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- Oh, look at this face.
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Look at the bloodshot eyes,
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And the yellow skin,
and the droopy cheeks.
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- That's his regular face.
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- No, no.
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I have been feeling
kind of droopy.
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- Yeah,
but the doctor said--
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- Doctors.
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He never had to go
to a doctor
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When I was taking care of him.
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Give me your head.
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- He's not hot, is he?
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- Not yet,
but something's coming.
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- You see that?
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I always feel normal
right before I get a fever.
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- Oh, that's amazing.
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- All right.
That's it, that's it.
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Go ahead, get up to bed
right away, young man.
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We're going to nip this
in the bud.
203
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- She's right though.
I think she's right.
204
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- Wait a minute.
What about taking the kids?
205
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- Not in your condition.
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All right,
no more discussions.
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Go ahead. Get up there.
Go, go, go.
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- I'll just, you know,
go rest for a little while,
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And, you know,
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Maybe you could keep
the kids a little quiet.
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- He's such
a brave little soldier.
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- Soldier?
No, he's a hypochondriac.
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Every time
he nicks himself shaving,
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He wants
to call a priest.
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- He's a sensitive boy.
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- Marie, he's not sick.
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- What are you saying--
that raymond is lying to me
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When he tells me
he feels droopy?
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- You really think
he's sick?
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- My son told me
that he doesn't feel right,
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And I love him, and I'm
going to take care of him.
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- And I don't love him?
223
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- I'm not saying anything.
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- All right, marie.
Thank you.
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00:10:19,752 --> 00:10:21,820
- You know...
226
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I understand that
you're a young woman of today,
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What with the women's lib
and all that,
228
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And you probably think of me
as a very old-fashioned,
229
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Out-of-touch "housewife."
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And maybe I am,
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But if someone
in my family needs me
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And wants me
to take care of him,
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I'm there for him,
234
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And I'm happy to do it,
235
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And now I'm going to boil
my raymond a chicken.
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[door closes]
237
00:11:16,008 --> 00:11:19,044
- Hey.
- Hi.
238
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What's wrong
with your hands?
239
00:11:20,914 --> 00:11:25,116
- Well,
they're all mentholated.
240
00:11:25,118 --> 00:11:28,053
- Here, let me
get that for you.
241
00:11:28,055 --> 00:11:31,289
- Oh, thank you.
- Okay? There you go.
242
00:11:31,291 --> 00:11:32,791
- What are you doing?
243
00:11:32,793 --> 00:11:34,059
- I'm rubbing this in for you.
244
00:11:34,061 --> 00:11:35,994
- Why?
245
00:11:35,996 --> 00:11:38,096
- Because you said
you were sick,
246
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And I want
to take care of you,
247
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And I'm happy to do it.
248
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- Oh, okay.
249
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All right.
Just be careful.
250
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Whoop, whoop, whoop.
Whoa, yeah.
251
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You don't want
to burn my nippies.
252
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- Okay.
There you go.
253
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Got that?
- All right. Thanks.
254
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- Hey, and I brought you
some soup.
255
00:12:00,187 --> 00:12:01,186
- Soup?
256
00:12:01,188 --> 00:12:02,787
- Yeah, chicken soup.
257
00:12:02,789 --> 00:12:03,822
- My mom's?
258
00:12:03,824 --> 00:12:05,490
- No, mine.
- Oh.
259
00:12:07,193 --> 00:12:11,062
Bring it, I want to get
all up in that soup.
260
00:12:11,064 --> 00:12:12,363
- There you go.
261
00:12:12,365 --> 00:12:14,165
- All right.
262
00:12:17,269 --> 00:12:18,369
- How is it?
263
00:12:18,371 --> 00:12:21,239
- Mmm.
Hot.
264
00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:22,273
Yeah.
265
00:12:22,275 --> 00:12:23,808
- I added some celery.
266
00:12:23,810 --> 00:12:25,110
- Yeah, look.
There's the leaves.
267
00:12:25,112 --> 00:12:27,746
The leaves.
268
00:12:27,748 --> 00:12:30,415
- So how you feeling, hmm?
269
00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:32,417
- I'm still droopy,
I think.
270
00:12:32,419 --> 00:12:34,986
- Oh, sorry.
271
00:12:34,988 --> 00:12:38,857
Is there anything else
that you need?
272
00:12:38,859 --> 00:12:40,024
- Hey,
maybe we could let this
273
00:12:40,026 --> 00:12:43,428
Cool off
a little more, huh?
274
00:12:43,430 --> 00:12:47,065
Could you put it
all the way over there?
275
00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:51,536
- Sure.
276
00:12:51,538 --> 00:12:53,505
[clears throat]
277
00:12:53,507 --> 00:12:55,840
So what else?
278
00:12:55,842 --> 00:12:58,810
Can I give you
a back rub or something?
279
00:12:58,812 --> 00:13:01,479
- What's the something?
280
00:13:01,481 --> 00:13:03,982
- A back rub.
281
00:13:03,984 --> 00:13:05,884
- Oh, yeah.
282
00:13:05,886 --> 00:13:06,885
- Yeah?
- All right.
283
00:13:06,887 --> 00:13:09,387
- Okay.
- Yeah.
284
00:13:09,389 --> 00:13:12,290
- [clears throat]
how does that feel?
285
00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:14,125
- Oh, that feels good. Yeah.
- Yeah?
286
00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:16,327
- I should get sick more often.
Yeah.
287
00:13:16,329 --> 00:13:18,096
Ow, ow.
That hurts. Yeah.
288
00:13:18,098 --> 00:13:20,265
That's hard, that's hard.
- Oh, sorry.
289
00:13:20,267 --> 00:13:21,833
- Hey,
could you do me a favor?
290
00:13:21,835 --> 00:13:24,435
Could you--
could you change this blanket?
291
00:13:24,437 --> 00:13:26,571
'cause this one
is a little itchy.
292
00:13:26,573 --> 00:13:29,174
- That's the one we have on
all the time.
293
00:13:29,176 --> 00:13:31,576
- Yeah, I know,
I guess I'm just, like,
294
00:13:31,578 --> 00:13:34,946
A little more sensitive now
or something.
295
00:13:34,948 --> 00:13:36,981
- [sighs]
296
00:13:36,983 --> 00:13:39,851
- Yeah, that's the itchy one.
297
00:13:41,487 --> 00:13:43,855
Oh, we don't have
the blue one?
298
00:13:45,291 --> 00:13:46,524
- It's in the laundry.
299
00:13:46,526 --> 00:13:49,027
- Oh, well, should I wait,
300
00:13:49,029 --> 00:13:52,864
Or is it not even
in the dryer yet?
301
00:13:52,866 --> 00:13:54,332
- Hey, how you doing?
302
00:13:54,334 --> 00:13:55,567
Your mother sent me.
303
00:13:55,569 --> 00:13:57,468
Said you were all alone
over here.
304
00:13:57,470 --> 00:14:02,006
- He's not all alone.
I'm taking care of him.
305
00:14:02,008 --> 00:14:06,244
- Oh, too bad,
'cause on the way over here,
306
00:14:06,246 --> 00:14:09,047
I was trying to think
of what we could talk about.
307
00:14:09,049 --> 00:14:12,050
I actually came up
with a little something.
308
00:14:12,052 --> 00:14:13,585
- Well,
we could still talk.
309
00:14:13,587 --> 00:14:16,254
- Nah, I'll save it.
310
00:14:16,256 --> 00:14:19,290
- Ma tell you
about the guy sneezing on me?
311
00:14:19,292 --> 00:14:23,528
- Yeah, yeah, shirley.
312
00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:25,563
I ever tell you
about korea?
313
00:14:25,565 --> 00:14:28,633
I shared a latrine
with 100 men.
314
00:14:28,635 --> 00:14:31,870
You were lucky
if you got sneezed on.
315
00:14:33,439 --> 00:14:35,573
What's on the tube?
- [clears throat]
316
00:14:35,575 --> 00:14:37,508
You know, frank,
ray should really be resting.
317
00:14:37,510 --> 00:14:39,344
- Hey, ray, you up here?
- Oh, yeah.
318
00:14:39,346 --> 00:14:40,612
- Yeah, yeah, guys,
he's in here. Come on.
319
00:14:40,614 --> 00:14:42,113
Hey, how you doing, ray?
320
00:14:42,115 --> 00:14:44,115
- Hey, hey, hey.
- It's the sick boy!
321
00:14:44,117 --> 00:14:46,618
- Oh, it's the guys.
322
00:14:46,620 --> 00:14:48,653
Oh, so what
are they doing here?
323
00:14:48,655 --> 00:14:50,622
- Oh, yeah, I invited them over.
- Oh.
324
00:14:50,624 --> 00:14:52,223
- Just, you know,
to cheer me up.
325
00:14:52,225 --> 00:14:53,958
So how was practice?
326
00:14:53,960 --> 00:14:55,627
- Gianni hit me in the face
with the ball.
327
00:14:55,629 --> 00:14:57,161
- Yeah, I threw him a pass.
328
00:14:57,163 --> 00:14:58,229
- Yeah,
when I wasn't looking.
329
00:14:58,231 --> 00:14:59,397
- Not looking?
330
00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:01,966
It hit you
right between the eyes.
331
00:15:01,968 --> 00:15:03,167
- Cheered up now?
332
00:15:03,169 --> 00:15:05,270
- Yeah, yeah.
333
00:15:05,272 --> 00:15:07,305
They make
a cute little couple.
334
00:15:07,307 --> 00:15:08,907
Oh, what did you get, guys?
- Look at that.
335
00:15:08,909 --> 00:15:12,343
- Oh,
a pepperoni smiley face.
336
00:15:12,345 --> 00:15:14,946
- Yeah, we did that
in the car for you.
337
00:15:14,948 --> 00:15:16,347
- Excuse me, girls.
338
00:15:16,349 --> 00:15:17,548
Pizza.
339
00:15:17,550 --> 00:15:21,586
- All right.
340
00:15:21,588 --> 00:15:23,321
- So how you feeling, ray?
341
00:15:23,323 --> 00:15:25,990
Look how cute you look
in your little pajamas there.
342
00:15:25,992 --> 00:15:27,959
- Yeah, they have
a little trapdoor in the back?
343
00:15:27,961 --> 00:15:29,494
- Yeah, yeah.
344
00:15:29,496 --> 00:15:32,130
Open it up,
there's a picture of you.
345
00:15:37,369 --> 00:15:40,171
See? It's, like,
it's the best medicine.
346
00:15:40,173 --> 00:15:41,506
- You know, ray,
are you sure pizza
347
00:15:41,508 --> 00:15:43,107
Is what you should
be eating right now?
348
00:15:43,109 --> 00:15:45,476
- Oh, sure it is.
It's comfort food.
349
00:15:45,478 --> 00:15:47,345
- I'll take a slice
of that comfort.
350
00:15:47,347 --> 00:15:48,546
- Speaking of comfort...
351
00:15:48,548 --> 00:15:52,350
Ahh.
352
00:15:52,352 --> 00:15:55,620
- Hey, dad, we already have
one sick person here, all right?
353
00:15:55,622 --> 00:16:00,491
- Hey, ray,
what happened here?
354
00:16:00,493 --> 00:16:02,360
- That's chicken soup,
gianni.
355
00:16:02,362 --> 00:16:04,629
- Oh.
Couldn't keep it down?
356
00:16:06,265 --> 00:16:07,265
- Ray, can I get
under the covers?
357
00:16:07,267 --> 00:16:08,266
- Get out of here.
358
00:16:08,268 --> 00:16:09,467
Come on.
Get out of here.
359
00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:11,035
- No, no,
I'm good for you.
360
00:16:11,037 --> 00:16:13,504
I'm like your little
hot water bottle.
361
00:16:13,506 --> 00:16:14,706
- Get out of here.
362
00:16:14,708 --> 00:16:15,707
- All right,
you know what, andy?
363
00:16:15,709 --> 00:16:17,308
Get out of the bed.
364
00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:18,676
You guys, I'm trying
to take care of ray.
365
00:16:18,678 --> 00:16:22,080
Andy,
get out of the bed.
366
00:16:22,082 --> 00:16:23,047
- What are you doing?
367
00:16:23,049 --> 00:16:24,315
- I'm playing the banjo.
368
00:16:24,317 --> 00:16:25,516
What's it look
like I'm doing?
369
00:16:25,518 --> 00:16:26,617
- Oh, come on,
you don't know
370
00:16:26,619 --> 00:16:28,152
How to do that.
Give me that.
371
00:16:28,154 --> 00:16:29,320
- No, no, no.
I know how to do it.
372
00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:30,555
All right, look,
somebody time me.
373
00:16:30,557 --> 00:16:33,057
- All right, I got it.
- Ready? Go.
374
00:16:33,059 --> 00:16:35,593
- All right,
the time to beat is zero.
375
00:16:35,595 --> 00:16:37,228
- Come here.
376
00:16:37,230 --> 00:16:38,529
- Ray, what are you doing?
377
00:16:38,531 --> 00:16:40,031
- I'm going to show him
how to do it.
378
00:16:40,033 --> 00:16:41,199
- I get a do-over.
Give me the do-over.
379
00:16:41,201 --> 00:16:42,533
- No, I can do it.
Here.
380
00:16:42,535 --> 00:16:46,571
This is how it's done.
[chuckling]
381
00:16:46,573 --> 00:16:48,373
- All right, let me try.
Come on, let me try.
382
00:16:48,375 --> 00:16:49,640
- Hey, boxed out.
Whoa, boxed out.
383
00:16:49,642 --> 00:16:51,075
- What are you
boxing out?
384
00:16:51,077 --> 00:16:52,777
- Come on.
- Oh, in the post!
385
00:16:52,779 --> 00:16:56,014
[guys shouting
over each other]
386
00:16:56,016 --> 00:16:57,548
Oh.
387
00:16:57,550 --> 00:16:59,584
I was boxing him out.
388
00:16:59,586 --> 00:17:03,755
- So it looks like
you're feeling better, ray.
389
00:17:03,757 --> 00:17:05,223
- Yeah, I don't know.
390
00:17:05,225 --> 00:17:08,393
Maybe it's, like,
a pizza high.
391
00:17:08,395 --> 00:17:11,429
- Well, whatever it takes.
Thanks, guys.
392
00:17:11,431 --> 00:17:14,432
- Not in the face!
393
00:17:14,434 --> 00:17:16,034
- All right, ray,
so maybe you can start
394
00:17:16,036 --> 00:17:18,469
Giving me a hand
around here now, hmm?
395
00:17:18,471 --> 00:17:20,705
- Hey!
- Thank you, frank.
396
00:17:20,707 --> 00:17:22,240
Okay, thanks for stopping by,
guys.
397
00:17:22,242 --> 00:17:24,075
Ray's all better now.
398
00:17:24,077 --> 00:17:26,411
- I have chicken soup.
399
00:17:26,413 --> 00:17:27,745
What are you doing up?
400
00:17:27,747 --> 00:17:29,113
- Oh, nothing.
I just--
401
00:17:29,115 --> 00:17:30,715
- Get back into bed.
402
00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:32,550
Oh, boys, boys,
403
00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:35,186
You shouldn't be up here
getting him all excited.
404
00:17:35,188 --> 00:17:37,155
- It's okay, marie.
He's fine.
405
00:17:37,157 --> 00:17:39,123
- You're still saying that?
406
00:17:39,125 --> 00:17:40,691
Come on,
I said get into bed.
407
00:17:40,693 --> 00:17:42,727
- No, ma, debra actually
thinks that I should--
408
00:17:42,729 --> 00:17:44,462
- Don't let her pressure you.
409
00:17:44,464 --> 00:17:45,596
Now give me your head.
410
00:17:45,598 --> 00:17:48,066
[kisses]
411
00:17:48,068 --> 00:17:50,401
This is a person
who should not be standing.
412
00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:51,769
- What, what, what?
413
00:17:51,771 --> 00:17:54,238
- I could bake ziti
on your head.
414
00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:56,240
Go, go.
Go lie down.
415
00:17:56,242 --> 00:17:59,177
- Marie, my god.
He was just playing basketball!
416
00:17:59,179 --> 00:18:01,179
- How's your throat?
- It's a little scratchy.
417
00:18:01,181 --> 00:18:03,514
It is a little scratchy.
- You see?
418
00:18:03,516 --> 00:18:05,183
And you're giving him pizza?
419
00:18:05,185 --> 00:18:06,384
- I didn't--
420
00:18:06,386 --> 00:18:09,754
- Cheese is a known
phlegm producer.
421
00:18:09,756 --> 00:18:11,622
All right,
take that out of here.
422
00:18:11,624 --> 00:18:13,357
- Right away, mrs. B.
- All right.
423
00:18:13,359 --> 00:18:15,159
Well,
where's your blue blanket?
424
00:18:15,161 --> 00:18:16,394
- Oh, it's in the laundry.
425
00:18:16,396 --> 00:18:19,330
- [clicks tongue]
426
00:18:19,332 --> 00:18:21,099
Here you go.
427
00:18:21,101 --> 00:18:22,600
Now, I-I know
you're in pain,
428
00:18:22,602 --> 00:18:24,435
But I want you to try
to get this all down, okay?
429
00:18:24,437 --> 00:18:25,470
- All right.
430
00:18:25,472 --> 00:18:28,239
- Just breathe it in.
431
00:18:28,241 --> 00:18:29,540
- Oh, yeah,
it smells good.
432
00:18:29,542 --> 00:18:31,275
- That does smell good.
433
00:18:31,277 --> 00:18:33,377
- She makes good soup.
That'll fix you right up.
434
00:18:33,379 --> 00:18:36,547
That stuff
will grow back a limb.
435
00:18:36,549 --> 00:18:38,649
- And--
and...
436
00:18:38,651 --> 00:18:40,551
What else do you feel?
Are you achy?
437
00:18:40,553 --> 00:18:41,752
- I don't know.
438
00:18:41,754 --> 00:18:43,387
- Where?
In your chest or your legs?
439
00:18:43,389 --> 00:18:44,856
- I--both, actually.
Both.
440
00:18:44,858 --> 00:18:46,390
- What about coughing?
Are you coughing?
441
00:18:46,392 --> 00:18:47,592
- [coughs]
a little bit.
442
00:18:47,594 --> 00:18:49,694
- All right,
that's enough!
443
00:18:49,696 --> 00:18:52,864
I can't take this anymore.
- What? What?
444
00:18:52,866 --> 00:18:54,632
Debra, raymond is sick.
445
00:18:54,634 --> 00:18:56,200
- Oh, that's right.
Raymond's sick.
446
00:18:56,202 --> 00:18:58,202
Raymond is very sick,
and do you know why?
447
00:18:58,204 --> 00:18:59,570
Because you made him sick.
448
00:18:59,572 --> 00:19:01,539
You're both sick.
449
00:19:02,808 --> 00:19:05,576
- I am giving raymond
what he needs.
450
00:19:05,578 --> 00:19:07,612
- You're giving raymond
what you need:
451
00:19:07,614 --> 00:19:09,680
A sick little boy
to take care of.
452
00:19:09,682 --> 00:19:11,816
Well, I don't need
another little boy!
453
00:19:11,818 --> 00:19:13,718
And every time
you come over here,
454
00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:15,820
Raymond takes
another step backwards,
455
00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:20,291
And I got to wean him
all over again.
456
00:19:20,293 --> 00:19:24,695
Well, I'm busy!
457
00:19:24,697 --> 00:19:26,764
And I don't appreciate
the implication
458
00:19:26,766 --> 00:19:29,934
That I am not a good wife
and mother and not nurturing.
459
00:19:29,936 --> 00:19:32,436
I'm a damn fine nurturer.
460
00:19:32,438 --> 00:19:36,340
Now get out of bed!
461
00:19:36,342 --> 00:19:39,210
And, marie, you take your soup
and your flowers
462
00:19:39,212 --> 00:19:40,411
And your probably
home-baked bread
463
00:19:40,413 --> 00:19:41,879
And get out of our bedroom!
464
00:19:41,881 --> 00:19:43,247
[telephone rings]
465
00:19:43,249 --> 00:19:48,386
What?
Uh-huh, uh-huh, okay.
466
00:19:48,388 --> 00:19:49,720
That was
dr. Sundram's office.
467
00:19:49,722 --> 00:19:53,724
Get back into bed.
You got strep throat.
468
00:20:07,306 --> 00:20:10,875
- Here you go, honey.
Have your soup.
469
00:20:12,244 --> 00:20:13,978
- Wow. Strep throat.
- Mm-hmm.
470
00:20:13,980 --> 00:20:15,680
- I probably should eat
some ice cream, right?
471
00:20:15,682 --> 00:20:18,883
- Oh, of course, dear.
Anything you want.
472
00:20:22,287 --> 00:20:24,755
- Chocolate, vanilla,
or strawberry?
473
00:20:26,358 --> 00:20:29,727
- Could you mix all three?
474
00:20:31,496 --> 00:20:33,631
- Hey, you know, ma,
475
00:20:33,633 --> 00:20:35,800
I-I'm thinking that
since I've been here,
476
00:20:35,802 --> 00:20:37,969
My throat's
a little scratchy too.
477
00:20:37,971 --> 00:20:39,470
- Oh, honey,
give me your head.
478
00:20:39,472 --> 00:20:41,639
- That's right.
- Okay.
479
00:20:41,641 --> 00:20:43,474
You sit down.
I'll get you a bowl.
480
00:20:45,277 --> 00:20:46,911
- [coughs softly]
481
00:20:46,913 --> 00:20:49,847
[coughs louder]
482
00:20:49,849 --> 00:20:51,682
- What is it, gianni?
483
00:20:51,684 --> 00:20:53,651
Maybe you'd better
have some soup too.
484
00:20:53,653 --> 00:20:58,522
- Oh, okay.
485
00:20:58,524 --> 00:21:00,491
- I got hit in the face
with the ball today.
486
00:21:00,493 --> 00:21:04,362
- Oh, I have plenty
of soup.
487
00:21:04,364 --> 00:21:08,532
- I've had a pain in the ass
for the past 45 years.
488
00:21:11,970 --> 00:21:16,307
You got any soup for that?
489
00:21:20,379 --> 00:21:21,779
- How's my boy?
490
00:21:21,781 --> 00:21:22,813
- [mumbles]
491
00:21:22,815 --> 00:21:25,816
- Let's see, all right?
492
00:21:29,521 --> 00:21:32,790
Oh, now it says 101.
493
00:21:32,792 --> 00:21:35,993
This one's
not accurate enough.
494
00:21:40,365 --> 00:21:42,667
Flip over.
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