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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:05,699 --> 00:01:09,636 ♪ We wish you a Merry Christmas... ♪ 2 00:01:09,669 --> 00:01:11,838 ♪ And a Happy New Year... 3 00:01:22,416 --> 00:01:25,218 ♪ Good tidings for Christmas and a Happy New Year ♪ 4 00:01:25,252 --> 00:01:26,853 ♪ We wish you a Merry Christmas... ♪ 5 00:01:31,425 --> 00:01:35,829 ♪ We wish you a Merry Christmas... ♪ 6 00:01:35,862 --> 00:01:37,631 ♪ And a Happy... 7 00:01:58,919 --> 00:02:00,187 Morning. 8 00:02:01,755 --> 00:02:04,057 Hi, Dad. 9 00:02:21,508 --> 00:02:23,176 Have you got everything? 10 00:02:52,172 --> 00:02:55,375 Hi. My name is Paul, and I'm an alcoholic. 11 00:02:55,408 --> 00:02:57,144 Hi, Paul. 12 00:02:58,879 --> 00:03:01,114 I'm still learning about how this works. 13 00:03:02,249 --> 00:03:04,818 But I... I do know this much. 14 00:03:04,851 --> 00:03:07,053 There is no way that I would have been able 15 00:03:07,087 --> 00:03:10,790 to stay sober for 18 months... 16 00:03:10,824 --> 00:03:18,231 if I didn't have the love and the support of my family... 17 00:03:18,265 --> 00:03:23,136 and my best friend and sponsor - Zack. 18 00:03:36,883 --> 00:03:38,118 Hello, sweetheart. 19 00:03:38,151 --> 00:03:40,854 How's it going with our Christmas decorations? 20 00:03:40,887 --> 00:03:43,056 All right. But I'm always puzzled. 21 00:03:43,089 --> 00:03:44,324 I can't remember... 22 00:03:44,357 --> 00:03:47,994 Is it on the left ear, or on the right ear? 23 00:03:48,028 --> 00:03:51,798 I, quite frankly, like it on both. 24 00:03:51,831 --> 00:03:53,366 That's very fetching. 25 00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:55,235 Mom! Dad! 26 00:03:55,268 --> 00:03:56,870 Hey! 27 00:03:56,903 --> 00:03:59,973 Hi, honey. Welcome home! Welcome home! 28 00:04:00,006 --> 00:04:00,807 Thank you. 29 00:04:00,840 --> 00:04:02,809 And Vicki, nice to see you again. 30 00:04:02,842 --> 00:04:04,911 Hi, Mr. Fowler. Thank you for having me. 31 00:04:06,079 --> 00:04:08,014 We like to have Christmas carols from you. 32 00:04:08,048 --> 00:04:09,516 You know, that's what we count on. 33 00:04:09,549 --> 00:04:10,984 It'll be the best time. 34 00:04:11,017 --> 00:04:12,786 You guys both staying here? 35 00:04:14,287 --> 00:04:16,289 - Hi. - Hi. 36 00:04:19,593 --> 00:04:21,161 How are you? 37 00:04:21,194 --> 00:04:22,862 How are you? 38 00:04:23,997 --> 00:04:27,334 - Merry... - Merry... 39 00:04:27,367 --> 00:04:29,402 - Christmas. - Christmas. 40 00:04:30,370 --> 00:04:32,072 - Merry... - Merry... 41 00:04:32,105 --> 00:04:34,040 - Christmas. - Christmas. 42 00:04:34,074 --> 00:04:35,909 - That's great. - Thank you. 43 00:04:38,645 --> 00:04:40,480 Hey, Roy. Is everything all right? 44 00:04:41,514 --> 00:04:43,016 I just... 45 00:04:43,049 --> 00:04:45,285 I mean, are you sure it makes sense for me to come? 46 00:04:46,052 --> 00:04:48,021 Just because my sister got married, 47 00:04:48,054 --> 00:04:50,490 doesn't make me some kind of a wedding expert. 48 00:04:50,523 --> 00:04:52,459 Well, you know more than me. 49 00:04:52,492 --> 00:04:54,861 And besides, you and Vicki are my best friends. 50 00:04:54,894 --> 00:04:56,196 I need you both here. 51 00:04:56,229 --> 00:04:58,331 What about your brother? 52 00:04:58,365 --> 00:05:00,500 I mean, I just... 53 00:05:01,601 --> 00:05:03,503 Did you tell him about me and Gavin? 54 00:05:04,604 --> 00:05:07,574 God, I haven't seen him since we... 55 00:05:07,607 --> 00:05:09,976 went our separate ways. 56 00:05:10,010 --> 00:05:12,345 You didn't go your separate ways. 57 00:05:12,379 --> 00:05:14,481 Paul cheated on you, and then you dumped him - 58 00:05:14,514 --> 00:05:16,983 a lot more gently than I would have. 59 00:05:17,017 --> 00:05:22,455 But, yes, he knows, and he's better now, Roy. 60 00:05:22,489 --> 00:05:24,491 Really. 61 00:05:24,524 --> 00:05:26,993 OK. I'll be there soon. 62 00:05:27,027 --> 00:05:28,428 All right, I love you. 63 00:05:28,461 --> 00:05:29,963 I love you, too. 64 00:05:31,398 --> 00:05:33,633 - So, that was Alana. - I figured. 65 00:05:33,667 --> 00:05:35,235 Tell me again who's gonna be there. 66 00:05:37,237 --> 00:05:41,141 Alana and her family, including her brother, Paul. 67 00:05:41,174 --> 00:05:43,076 Right, Paul the A-hole. 68 00:05:43,643 --> 00:05:46,212 Whoa, the very hot A-hole. 69 00:05:48,148 --> 00:05:49,582 Is Alana adopted? 70 00:05:49,616 --> 00:05:51,618 Yeah. She and Paul both are. 71 00:05:53,053 --> 00:05:55,689 It's still hard to believe how stupid I was. 72 00:05:55,722 --> 00:05:58,124 I thought things were perfect. 73 00:05:58,158 --> 00:06:03,396 He was smart, he was funny, he was handsome, 74 00:06:03,430 --> 00:06:05,965 he was sexy as hell. 75 00:06:05,999 --> 00:06:09,135 And then one weekend I came for a surprise visit 76 00:06:09,169 --> 00:06:12,439 and found out things weren't as perfect as I thought they were. 77 00:06:17,477 --> 00:06:19,012 Oops. 78 00:06:19,713 --> 00:06:21,014 Wow. 79 00:06:21,047 --> 00:06:22,549 Exactly. 80 00:06:22,582 --> 00:06:25,552 And to make the whole pathetic thing 81 00:06:25,585 --> 00:06:27,420 that much more pathetic, 82 00:06:27,454 --> 00:06:30,457 Alana spent two solid years trying to set me up. 83 00:06:31,424 --> 00:06:34,461 Suddenly, visiting her was like speed dating. 84 00:06:34,494 --> 00:06:38,498 I couldn't take it any more, so finally I just... 85 00:06:40,166 --> 00:06:41,701 I lied. 86 00:06:43,370 --> 00:06:45,672 I told her you and I got back together. 87 00:06:50,110 --> 00:06:52,612 So you looking forward to Christmas with the family? 88 00:06:52,645 --> 00:06:55,215 I'm a little nervous, to tell you the truth. 89 00:06:55,248 --> 00:06:57,984 My sister asked Roy to come, so... 90 00:06:58,017 --> 00:07:00,186 I'll finally get my chance to apologize. 91 00:07:00,220 --> 00:07:03,056 That's... I'm proud of you, man. 92 00:07:03,089 --> 00:07:04,290 That's really good. 93 00:07:04,324 --> 00:07:05,392 Thanks. 94 00:07:06,426 --> 00:07:08,428 Yeah, you're still buying lunch today though, 95 00:07:08,461 --> 00:07:11,331 'cause I just sold a dozen areca palms, 96 00:07:11,364 --> 00:07:13,633 so you're not catching me. 97 00:07:16,469 --> 00:07:19,072 I can sell a lot of trees in 20 minutes. 98 00:07:20,373 --> 00:07:23,743 Did you know that pizza actually tastes better 99 00:07:23,777 --> 00:07:26,279 when someone else buys it for you? 100 00:07:26,312 --> 00:07:29,783 When you're hurtful... I feel sad inside. 101 00:07:29,816 --> 00:07:32,051 And then I wonder whether I should say nice things 102 00:07:32,085 --> 00:07:34,621 about you to my sister's friend Vicki, 103 00:07:34,654 --> 00:07:37,257 who will be visiting us over the holidays. 104 00:07:43,229 --> 00:07:45,465 Thank you for doing this, Gavin. 105 00:07:47,667 --> 00:07:51,070 So, it's Alana we're trying to fool - not Paul. 106 00:07:52,138 --> 00:07:53,773 And Paul. 107 00:07:53,807 --> 00:07:56,376 I never expected her to invite me to her parents' house 108 00:07:56,409 --> 00:07:58,778 for Christmas to do this wedding planning thing, 109 00:07:58,812 --> 00:08:00,447 and Paul still lives there, and... 110 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:01,514 OK, OK. 111 00:08:01,548 --> 00:08:03,082 What else do I have to know? 112 00:08:03,116 --> 00:08:05,785 I mean, how did it happen? You and me, part two. 113 00:08:05,819 --> 00:08:08,521 Like, we were at dinner, and you said, 114 00:08:08,555 --> 00:08:09,589 You know how you annoy me 115 00:08:09,622 --> 00:08:12,125 by being a night person. When I'm a morning person, 116 00:08:12,158 --> 00:08:14,060 and how we have completely different tastes 117 00:08:14,093 --> 00:08:15,195 in food and fashion? 118 00:08:15,228 --> 00:08:17,597 Yeah, right. What a disaster. 119 00:08:17,630 --> 00:08:21,835 No, I just... I told Alana the real stuff. 120 00:08:21,868 --> 00:08:24,604 That we hooked up the summer before college. 121 00:08:24,637 --> 00:08:26,139 But then we were friends. 122 00:08:26,172 --> 00:08:29,542 We'd been close... we got closer. 123 00:08:29,576 --> 00:08:32,212 She didn't ask for details, so... 124 00:08:32,245 --> 00:08:34,481 Well, people see what they want to see. 125 00:08:34,514 --> 00:08:36,149 Amen to that. 126 00:08:36,182 --> 00:08:38,551 Alana will see me being happy. 127 00:08:38,585 --> 00:08:40,220 And Paul? 128 00:08:41,588 --> 00:08:42,755 And Paul. 129 00:08:47,393 --> 00:08:49,162 Whoa! Hey, what is this? 130 00:08:49,195 --> 00:08:50,663 That's the book. 131 00:08:50,697 --> 00:08:52,699 You finished writing the book?! 132 00:08:52,732 --> 00:08:54,567 542 pages. 133 00:08:54,601 --> 00:08:56,169 That's amazing! 134 00:08:56,703 --> 00:08:58,304 Can I read it? 135 00:08:58,338 --> 00:09:01,407 Yeah. I think now you have to read it. 136 00:09:01,441 --> 00:09:02,809 You owe me. 137 00:09:03,743 --> 00:09:06,379 ♪ 138 00:09:07,213 --> 00:09:08,781 Alana! Vicki! 139 00:09:08,815 --> 00:09:10,216 In here, Daddy. 140 00:09:11,317 --> 00:09:13,720 Hello, beautiful ladies. I've got a joke for you. 141 00:09:13,753 --> 00:09:16,589 The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. 142 00:09:16,623 --> 00:09:17,557 Cookies! 143 00:09:17,590 --> 00:09:19,192 Careful, Daddy, they're hot! 144 00:09:19,225 --> 00:09:21,160 I'm just gonna let that cool. 145 00:09:21,761 --> 00:09:23,863 So, Alana... Now, when is Kirk arriving? 146 00:09:23,897 --> 00:09:25,508 He should get here tomorrow around lunchtime. 147 00:09:25,532 --> 00:09:27,867 Excellent. Glad he's gonna be in on the wedding plans. 148 00:09:33,373 --> 00:09:36,342 Um, listen, honey. I realize Meryl... 149 00:09:36,376 --> 00:09:39,379 Well, Mommy, has told you... 150 00:09:39,412 --> 00:09:40,890 Well, she's probably told you everything. 151 00:09:40,914 --> 00:09:42,148 I just want you to know... 152 00:09:42,181 --> 00:09:43,181 Hello! 153 00:09:44,517 --> 00:09:45,785 Don't eat all the cookies! 154 00:09:48,454 --> 00:09:51,190 Never mind. We can talk about this later. 155 00:09:51,224 --> 00:09:52,492 Yeah, it's still hot. 156 00:09:52,525 --> 00:09:54,260 Welcome! Merry Christmas! 157 00:09:54,761 --> 00:09:56,362 This is my father... 158 00:09:56,396 --> 00:09:58,498 Hi, nice to meet you. I'm Gavin. 159 00:09:58,531 --> 00:10:00,767 And this is Vicki. 160 00:10:00,800 --> 00:10:02,769 College friend Vicki, who can sing. 161 00:10:02,802 --> 00:10:03,770 Um 162 00:10:03,803 --> 00:10:05,872 Roy told me a little about you on the way here. 163 00:10:06,539 --> 00:10:08,808 I brought a gift for you and Mrs. Fowler. 164 00:10:08,841 --> 00:10:10,643 You haven't told me anything about Gavin. 165 00:10:10,677 --> 00:10:12,445 Let's get your stuff up to your room. 166 00:10:12,478 --> 00:10:13,880 - Thank you. - And then I'll... 167 00:10:13,913 --> 00:10:15,882 I'll give you a tour of the house, all right? 168 00:10:15,915 --> 00:10:16,926 Alana's mother's on the phone... 169 00:10:16,950 --> 00:10:19,252 - Is Paul here? - No. 170 00:10:19,285 --> 00:10:20,620 Roy, come on. 171 00:10:20,853 --> 00:10:22,355 Two-to three-hundred guests. 172 00:10:23,323 --> 00:10:24,657 June 30th. 173 00:10:25,592 --> 00:10:26,793 Terrific, terrific. 174 00:10:26,826 --> 00:10:28,666 I look forward to seeing what you come up with. 175 00:10:28,695 --> 00:10:30,697 OK, thank you so much. Bye. 176 00:10:38,938 --> 00:10:40,373 Paul, is everything OK? 177 00:10:40,406 --> 00:10:41,874 Hey, Mom. Everything's fine. 178 00:10:41,908 --> 00:10:43,676 I just called to say I'll be a little late. 179 00:10:43,710 --> 00:10:44,954 Zack ran to the store to pick up. 180 00:10:44,978 --> 00:10:47,580 Chanukah present for his niece, and he got a little hung up. 181 00:10:47,614 --> 00:10:50,683 Go ahead with dinner. I'll be home as soon as I can. 182 00:10:51,718 --> 00:10:53,419 Hey, did Roy get there yet? 183 00:10:53,453 --> 00:10:56,522 I was just going downstairs to say hello when you called. 184 00:10:56,556 --> 00:10:57,690 Damn it. 185 00:10:57,724 --> 00:10:59,892 I was hoping to be there before he arrived. 186 00:10:59,926 --> 00:11:01,928 I haven't spoken to him since... 187 00:11:01,961 --> 00:11:03,730 Since you were a selfish jackass. 188 00:11:03,763 --> 00:11:07,634 Yes, Mother - since I was a selfish jackass. 189 00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:09,969 Roy and Vicki have come all this way 190 00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:11,804 to help your sister plan her wedding. 191 00:11:11,838 --> 00:11:14,307 So I don't want there to be any drama. 192 00:11:14,340 --> 00:11:17,243 I've been out of the drama business for a while, OK? 193 00:11:17,276 --> 00:11:19,445 This weekend is about Christmas 194 00:11:19,479 --> 00:11:20,847 and about planning Alana's wedding. 195 00:11:20,880 --> 00:11:22,882 Not about me. 196 00:11:23,616 --> 00:11:24,984 Believe me, I understand. 197 00:11:25,018 --> 00:11:27,387 Great. I'll see you when you get here. 198 00:11:38,898 --> 00:11:42,335 So, what do you interpret? Plays or lectures? 199 00:11:42,368 --> 00:11:44,404 I do a little bit of everything. 200 00:11:44,437 --> 00:11:46,572 But the best jobs are concerts. 201 00:11:46,606 --> 00:11:48,474 I love interpreting song lyrics. 202 00:11:48,508 --> 00:11:50,643 Can you sign Christmas carols? 203 00:11:51,944 --> 00:11:54,013 - What's that? - Joy to the World. 204 00:11:54,047 --> 00:11:55,782 Bravo! 205 00:11:55,815 --> 00:11:58,351 - Is that sign language? - Hey! Paul's home! 206 00:11:58,384 --> 00:11:59,585 Finally. 207 00:11:59,619 --> 00:12:01,287 There he is. 208 00:12:02,422 --> 00:12:03,489 Hey, Mom. 209 00:12:03,523 --> 00:12:05,525 Hey, Sweetheart. I'll get you some food. 210 00:12:05,558 --> 00:12:06,859 And look who's here. 211 00:12:06,893 --> 00:12:08,628 Welcome home! 212 00:12:08,661 --> 00:12:10,029 How was your flight? Good? 213 00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:11,030 Yes! 214 00:12:11,064 --> 00:12:12,765 Yes, thank you for asking. 215 00:12:12,799 --> 00:12:13,900 Roy. 216 00:12:15,501 --> 00:12:16,903 You look great, man. 217 00:12:16,936 --> 00:12:18,805 It's really good to see you. 218 00:12:19,539 --> 00:12:21,374 And you must be Gavin. 219 00:12:21,407 --> 00:12:23,476 You're a lucky man... 220 00:12:23,509 --> 00:12:25,078 Roy's a terrific guy. 221 00:12:25,111 --> 00:12:26,713 Thanks. 222 00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:29,649 I, I think so. 223 00:12:32,051 --> 00:12:35,655 So, why do you know sign language? 224 00:12:35,688 --> 00:12:37,523 Gavin's an ASL interpreter. 225 00:12:37,557 --> 00:12:38,591 Cool. 226 00:12:38,624 --> 00:12:41,060 I learned a little back in 4th grade when Chip... 227 00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:43,529 - Mosely. - Chip Mosely. 228 00:12:43,563 --> 00:12:45,031 Thanks, Mom. 229 00:12:45,064 --> 00:12:47,033 Yeah, he was this kid who lived down the street. 230 00:12:47,066 --> 00:12:48,000 He was deaf. 231 00:12:48,034 --> 00:12:50,803 Hey, Mom, I want to sign something for you - 232 00:12:50,837 --> 00:12:52,705 and Gavin will interpret? 233 00:12:52,739 --> 00:12:54,006 Sure. 234 00:12:54,841 --> 00:12:56,042 OK. 235 00:13:05,451 --> 00:13:07,620 Thank you... I am a goat. 236 00:13:11,457 --> 00:13:14,093 I was actually going for, Thank you, Mom, I love you. 237 00:13:21,734 --> 00:13:24,370 When are we expecting Kirk to arrive? 238 00:13:24,403 --> 00:13:26,139 Um, remember... 239 00:13:26,172 --> 00:13:28,841 He'll be here tomorrow, around lunch. 240 00:13:28,875 --> 00:13:31,778 That's right... Excellent. 241 00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:34,080 I'm glad he's gonna be in on the wedding plans. 242 00:13:38,017 --> 00:13:41,888 OK, the teams will be the boys against the girls. 243 00:13:41,921 --> 00:13:43,456 - What?! - That doesn't seem right. 244 00:13:43,489 --> 00:13:44,791 - No. - Why not? 245 00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:45,992 Exactly. Why not? 246 00:13:46,025 --> 00:13:47,493 It's just that Paul is... 247 00:13:47,527 --> 00:13:49,862 Paul is not a gifted charades player. 248 00:13:51,898 --> 00:13:52,965 I'm getting better. 249 00:13:52,999 --> 00:13:55,735 That is right, dear. You are getting so much better. 250 00:13:55,768 --> 00:13:56,936 And guess what? 251 00:13:56,969 --> 00:14:00,072 You can use sign language if the clue is - I am a goat. 252 00:14:00,106 --> 00:14:02,441 OK, that's it. 253 00:14:02,475 --> 00:14:04,477 The men are going first. 254 00:14:04,510 --> 00:14:07,680 - OK, he can't be that bad. - He's that bad. 255 00:14:07,713 --> 00:14:09,148 And if he tries for the whole thing, 256 00:14:09,182 --> 00:14:10,783 we're completely screwed. 257 00:14:12,218 --> 00:14:14,854 90 seconds, and go. 258 00:14:22,795 --> 00:14:24,997 It's not going to change, dear, 259 00:14:25,031 --> 00:14:27,066 no matter how much time you spend looking at it. 260 00:14:27,099 --> 00:14:28,968 All right, all right. I got it. 261 00:14:31,771 --> 00:14:33,039 Book. 262 00:14:34,207 --> 00:14:35,775 - Three words. - Three words. 263 00:14:35,808 --> 00:14:37,543 Good, good. 264 00:14:39,078 --> 00:14:40,680 No, don't... Why do you do this? 265 00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:41,714 What? 266 00:14:41,747 --> 00:14:43,416 He's going for the whole thing. 267 00:14:44,684 --> 00:14:45,685 One minute. 268 00:14:55,528 --> 00:14:56,796 The clock is running, Paul. 269 00:14:56,829 --> 00:14:58,998 Not good at all. 270 00:15:02,001 --> 00:15:05,438 Is that a clue, or are you having some kind of a stroke? 271 00:15:08,608 --> 00:15:10,076 What is that? What is this? 272 00:15:10,109 --> 00:15:11,878 Um... The DaVinci Code. 273 00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:14,013 Yes! Woo! 274 00:15:17,016 --> 00:15:18,517 How did you get that? 275 00:15:18,551 --> 00:15:21,087 How did you get The DaVinci Code from this? 276 00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:24,523 I don't believe it! That was the Mona Lisa. 277 00:15:24,557 --> 00:15:25,658 Exactly. 278 00:15:25,691 --> 00:15:27,793 - My... - 59 seconds. 279 00:15:27,827 --> 00:15:29,729 Well, that's never gonna happen again. 280 00:15:29,762 --> 00:15:30,830 No. 281 00:15:30,863 --> 00:15:32,698 OK, who's next? 282 00:15:32,732 --> 00:15:34,066 I'll go. 283 00:15:35,234 --> 00:15:36,802 Good luck. 284 00:15:38,004 --> 00:15:41,073 90 seconds, and... Go! 285 00:15:42,675 --> 00:15:43,876 Movie. 286 00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:46,979 - Six words. - Six words. 287 00:15:47,013 --> 00:15:48,080 OK. 288 00:15:49,148 --> 00:15:50,216 No! No! 289 00:15:50,249 --> 00:15:53,552 No, no, the rookie's making a big move. I like it. 290 00:15:53,586 --> 00:15:54,687 I like it. 291 00:15:55,988 --> 00:15:58,157 - God! - Gosh. 292 00:16:01,260 --> 00:16:03,029 What is that? Is that three syllables? 293 00:16:03,062 --> 00:16:05,097 I don't believe it; he's worse than Paul. 294 00:16:05,131 --> 00:16:06,132 No. 295 00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:09,135 Lights, camera... 296 00:16:09,168 --> 00:16:11,003 Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid. 297 00:16:11,037 --> 00:16:14,040 - Wow! - Whoa! 298 00:16:16,776 --> 00:16:18,153 In the movie, Paul Newman has to fight 299 00:16:18,177 --> 00:16:19,888 the biggest guy in the Hole in the Wall Gang. 300 00:16:19,912 --> 00:16:21,213 And there's no way he can win. 301 00:16:21,247 --> 00:16:22,281 So then he says, 302 00:16:22,315 --> 00:16:23,616 "We have to agree on some rules." 303 00:16:23,649 --> 00:16:24,550 But the big guy goes, 304 00:16:24,583 --> 00:16:26,552 "But there's no rules in a knife fight." 305 00:16:26,585 --> 00:16:28,163 Which is when Newman kicks him, the big guy, 306 00:16:28,187 --> 00:16:29,264 right in the downstairs neighbors, 307 00:16:29,288 --> 00:16:32,024 and says, "OK, somebody say, 'One, two, three, go!'" 308 00:16:35,328 --> 00:16:37,663 All right, my turn, my turn, my turn. 309 00:16:37,697 --> 00:16:39,832 All right, here we go... 310 00:16:39,865 --> 00:16:41,801 Now what was that? 311 00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:43,869 We used to call that The Twist, right? 312 00:16:43,903 --> 00:16:44,837 All right, here we go. 313 00:16:44,870 --> 00:16:47,073 All right... I got two, that's no good. 314 00:16:47,974 --> 00:16:49,775 - Three words. - OK. 315 00:16:50,209 --> 00:16:51,677 First word. 316 00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:54,213 They're never gonna get this. 317 00:16:57,216 --> 00:17:00,219 ♪ 318 00:17:04,957 --> 00:17:06,301 I'm not sure we're gonna get a chance 319 00:17:06,325 --> 00:17:09,929 to talk much over the next few days... 320 00:17:09,962 --> 00:17:15,901 Well, um, I just wanted to say that... 321 00:17:15,935 --> 00:17:18,037 Well, Gavin seems like a great guy. 322 00:17:18,070 --> 00:17:19,605 And you seem really happy, 323 00:17:19,638 --> 00:17:21,340 and I... I think that's awesome. 324 00:17:21,374 --> 00:17:23,209 And... 325 00:17:25,011 --> 00:17:27,813 Well, I wanted to apologize... 326 00:17:27,847 --> 00:17:29,849 For everything I did when we were together. 327 00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:32,218 I mean... 328 00:17:32,251 --> 00:17:34,954 I was really selfish back then, man. 329 00:17:34,987 --> 00:17:40,159 And, well, I'm trying very hard to change the way I live. 330 00:17:40,192 --> 00:17:41,961 I quit drinking. 331 00:17:41,994 --> 00:17:44,263 I'm going to AA meetings almost every day. 332 00:17:44,296 --> 00:17:47,600 I'm working the 12 steps all the time and... 333 00:17:49,001 --> 00:17:52,805 Well, even though it's... it may have taken me a while 334 00:17:52,838 --> 00:17:55,174 to realize what a big mistake I made... 335 00:17:57,877 --> 00:17:59,679 I do realize it. 336 00:18:01,280 --> 00:18:02,748 And I'm sorry. 337 00:18:04,984 --> 00:18:08,120 I'm truly sorry. 338 00:18:19,165 --> 00:18:21,767 Well, good night. 339 00:18:24,904 --> 00:18:26,338 Um, Paul... 340 00:18:32,044 --> 00:18:33,179 Good night. 341 00:18:54,934 --> 00:18:58,771 So, I heard what Paul said... That's kind of great. 342 00:18:58,804 --> 00:19:00,172 Yeah... 343 00:19:00,206 --> 00:19:01,941 Yeah, I guess. 344 00:19:02,942 --> 00:19:04,910 He did everything but beg you to take him back. 345 00:19:04,944 --> 00:19:06,221 Isn't that the point of all this? 346 00:19:06,245 --> 00:19:07,980 No! No! 347 00:19:08,013 --> 00:19:10,449 No, God, no! 348 00:19:11,317 --> 00:19:13,385 The point of this is... 349 00:19:19,859 --> 00:19:23,162 I just didn't want him to see me as... 350 00:19:23,195 --> 00:19:25,231 some kind of loser. 351 00:19:30,870 --> 00:19:32,004 Are you guys decent? 352 00:19:32,037 --> 00:19:33,072 Yeah! 353 00:19:33,105 --> 00:19:36,742 Roy! You call this decent? 354 00:19:36,775 --> 00:19:38,944 No, no, no, no! Sorry, not decent! 355 00:19:38,978 --> 00:19:40,446 Not decent at all! Don't come in! 356 00:19:40,479 --> 00:19:42,114 I can come back. 357 00:19:42,148 --> 00:19:43,382 Put that away! 358 00:19:43,415 --> 00:19:45,784 My God, not there! 359 00:19:45,818 --> 00:19:47,720 Well, where do you want me to put it? 360 00:19:48,387 --> 00:19:50,422 You know what... 361 00:19:50,456 --> 00:19:52,491 I'll see you guys in the morning. 362 00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:54,260 You can come in now, really! 363 00:19:54,894 --> 00:19:56,328 Are you sure? 364 00:19:56,362 --> 00:19:57,362 Yeah. 365 00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:00,833 Hi. 366 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:03,869 You guys... OK? 367 00:20:03,903 --> 00:20:06,338 Yeah, we're comfy. 368 00:20:06,372 --> 00:20:09,875 We're really, really comfy. 369 00:20:09,909 --> 00:20:10,909 Great. 370 00:20:12,077 --> 00:20:17,249 I... just came in because I got this present, 371 00:20:17,283 --> 00:20:19,852 and I forgot to give it to you. 372 00:20:19,885 --> 00:20:22,821 Aren't we exchanging gifts on Christmas? 373 00:20:22,855 --> 00:20:24,890 This isn't a Christmas present. 374 00:20:24,924 --> 00:20:28,093 It's a thank you for coming to help me. 375 00:20:31,030 --> 00:20:33,999 I really appreciate you giving up your Christmas 376 00:20:34,033 --> 00:20:37,369 for me and my crazy wedding plans. 377 00:20:37,403 --> 00:20:40,139 I'm so overwhelmed. 378 00:20:43,943 --> 00:20:45,878 Mistletoe! 379 00:20:45,911 --> 00:20:49,014 I'm so happy for you, 380 00:20:49,048 --> 00:20:51,517 I thought I'd, you know, 381 00:20:51,550 --> 00:20:56,322 do something to help you get into the holiday spirit. 382 00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:02,494 Yup. 383 00:21:04,597 --> 00:21:06,065 Mwah! 384 00:21:06,098 --> 00:21:09,034 OK, gentlemen, that was unacceptable. 385 00:21:09,068 --> 00:21:10,903 I want a 'kiss' kiss. 386 00:21:11,604 --> 00:21:13,205 So do I. 387 00:21:13,939 --> 00:21:14,940 Mistletoe... 388 00:21:22,081 --> 00:21:24,583 Oooh, Merry Christmas! 389 00:21:24,617 --> 00:21:26,418 That's more like it. 390 00:21:27,386 --> 00:21:30,189 Well, I've got to get to bed. 391 00:21:30,222 --> 00:21:31,457 Good night. 392 00:21:37,663 --> 00:21:38,931 I'm so sorry. 393 00:21:40,499 --> 00:21:45,371 ♪ 394 00:22:01,086 --> 00:22:03,455 You scared the hell out of me. 395 00:22:03,489 --> 00:22:04,556 Sorry. 396 00:22:04,590 --> 00:22:08,093 I couldn't fall asleep; I'm kind of a night person. 397 00:22:08,127 --> 00:22:09,461 Night person? 398 00:22:10,129 --> 00:22:12,998 I'm not familiar with that term. 399 00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:17,569 Pull up a chair. The meeting's just begun. 400 00:22:17,603 --> 00:22:19,905 And by the way - this is great. 401 00:22:20,406 --> 00:22:22,908 I didn't know... Did Roy give that to you? 402 00:22:22,941 --> 00:22:24,376 I'm sorry, I saw it on the table. 403 00:22:24,410 --> 00:22:25,587 I started reading... I didn't realize... 404 00:22:25,611 --> 00:22:27,112 No, no, it's fine. 405 00:22:27,146 --> 00:22:29,281 I gave it to Roy to read, and... 406 00:22:32,051 --> 00:22:34,286 You really liked it? 407 00:22:34,320 --> 00:22:35,421 Like it? 408 00:22:35,454 --> 00:22:37,623 It reminds me of my favorite book: 409 00:22:37,656 --> 00:22:38,624 The Princess Bride. 410 00:22:38,657 --> 00:22:41,960 - You're kidding. - No... Why? Is that bad? 411 00:22:41,994 --> 00:22:43,929 No. I... 412 00:22:43,962 --> 00:22:46,332 That's pretty much exactly what I was going for. 413 00:22:46,365 --> 00:22:48,000 Yeah? 414 00:22:48,033 --> 00:22:50,035 Well, I think it's awesome. 415 00:22:51,170 --> 00:22:52,714 You don't happen to moonlight as an editor 416 00:22:52,738 --> 00:22:54,640 for a publishing house, do you? 417 00:22:54,673 --> 00:22:55,507 Sorry. 418 00:22:55,541 --> 00:22:57,943 I've got as many jobs as I can handle. 419 00:22:57,976 --> 00:23:00,045 Between working at the nursery, 420 00:23:00,079 --> 00:23:02,147 going to AA meetings, 421 00:23:02,181 --> 00:23:04,249 and staying sober. 422 00:23:04,283 --> 00:23:06,552 That can't be easy. 423 00:23:06,585 --> 00:23:08,554 No, but it's so worth it. 424 00:23:08,587 --> 00:23:12,624 The good news is - my alcoholism isn't that bad. 425 00:23:12,658 --> 00:23:14,293 I can drink as much wine as I want. 426 00:23:17,629 --> 00:23:20,132 It's milk, man. I'm just messin' with you. 427 00:23:23,369 --> 00:23:24,703 It's going to be fine. 428 00:23:24,737 --> 00:23:27,206 You and Kirk will have a beautiful wedding. 429 00:23:27,239 --> 00:23:31,710 No, I mean, I've never done anything so big. 430 00:23:33,612 --> 00:23:37,049 Three-hundred guests. 431 00:23:39,218 --> 00:23:41,253 I don't even know where to begin. 432 00:23:44,356 --> 00:23:48,727 Remember when we used to hang out in my dorm room - 433 00:23:48,761 --> 00:23:53,332 and you'd tell me you wanted to get married on the beach... 434 00:23:53,365 --> 00:23:56,502 and everybody in the wedding party would wear white... 435 00:23:56,535 --> 00:23:59,405 and I would sing Amazing Grace... 436 00:23:59,438 --> 00:24:02,574 and then after the ceremony we'd all dance in the sand? 437 00:24:04,510 --> 00:24:06,044 Yeah. 438 00:24:10,382 --> 00:24:12,518 You know the one thing that surprised me 439 00:24:12,551 --> 00:24:18,190 after 18 months of stone cold, sober therapy is that, 440 00:24:18,223 --> 00:24:21,393 I had issues about the fact that I was adopted. 441 00:24:21,427 --> 00:24:22,694 Really? 442 00:24:22,728 --> 00:24:24,730 Every other kid I knew growing up 443 00:24:24,763 --> 00:24:27,199 was so freaking OK with everything. 444 00:24:27,232 --> 00:24:29,701 And me - I was always worried about the things 445 00:24:29,735 --> 00:24:31,403 I screwed up in the past, 446 00:24:31,437 --> 00:24:34,173 or the things I was afraid of in the future. 447 00:24:35,574 --> 00:24:38,777 For some reason, not knowing where I came from, 448 00:24:38,811 --> 00:24:40,512 or who my biological parents were - 449 00:24:40,546 --> 00:24:43,549 that just really messed me up. 450 00:24:43,582 --> 00:24:45,317 And we all thought maybe 451 00:24:45,350 --> 00:24:47,519 I secretly hated myself for being gay. 452 00:24:47,553 --> 00:24:50,389 But turns out, being gay - no problem. 453 00:24:50,422 --> 00:24:53,826 Being adopted - that just freaked me out. 454 00:24:53,859 --> 00:24:56,728 So, how did you quit drinking? 455 00:24:58,397 --> 00:25:00,399 Well, I had a really big week. 456 00:25:00,432 --> 00:25:03,101 First, I got pulled over for a DUI. 457 00:25:03,135 --> 00:25:06,171 So, of course, I immediately got drunk 458 00:25:06,205 --> 00:25:08,807 and started driving around like the idiot that I was. 459 00:25:10,175 --> 00:25:11,276 Yeah... 460 00:25:11,310 --> 00:25:12,678 I crashed into a tree. 461 00:25:12,711 --> 00:25:15,647 Damn. And that made you quit? 462 00:25:15,681 --> 00:25:18,050 I didn't really hit bottom until the next day. 463 00:25:18,617 --> 00:25:20,419 I was coming home from the hospital 464 00:25:20,452 --> 00:25:22,721 and I passed the tree that I'd hit. 465 00:25:24,890 --> 00:25:26,692 And just as I got there 466 00:25:26,725 --> 00:25:29,228 this little girl was walking with her father. 467 00:25:30,362 --> 00:25:31,530 And I realized that, 468 00:25:31,563 --> 00:25:35,167 if she had been in that very same spot hours earlier, 469 00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:36,835 I would have killed her. 470 00:25:37,903 --> 00:25:39,571 Scared the shit out of me. 471 00:25:40,372 --> 00:25:43,308 So the next day, I checked myself into rehab - 472 00:25:43,342 --> 00:25:44,877 my third try - 473 00:25:44,910 --> 00:25:48,313 and, you know, this time I stayed. 474 00:25:51,183 --> 00:25:53,252 Hey, can I show you something I thought was amazing? 475 00:26:01,293 --> 00:26:05,664 Fear not your destiny, for you have shaped it well. 476 00:26:06,832 --> 00:26:09,568 I love when the old man says it to the little boy. 477 00:26:09,601 --> 00:26:12,137 And then when the little boy says it to the prince... 478 00:26:12,170 --> 00:26:13,238 Incredible. 479 00:26:14,439 --> 00:26:17,376 And the wedding scene, like, where do you get this stuff? 480 00:26:17,409 --> 00:26:18,577 I think it's awesome. 481 00:26:18,610 --> 00:26:21,346 I'm sorry. What? I couldn't hear you. 482 00:26:21,380 --> 00:26:23,148 Um, I think it's awesome. 483 00:26:23,181 --> 00:26:24,082 I heard you. 484 00:26:24,116 --> 00:26:26,218 I just wanted to hear you say it again. 485 00:26:26,251 --> 00:26:27,386 Alana told me you were... 486 00:26:27,419 --> 00:26:29,321 Partially deaf. You're fine. 487 00:26:29,354 --> 00:26:31,189 It's not that bad when it's one on one. 488 00:26:31,223 --> 00:26:32,901 Most people get a little weird about it, though. 489 00:26:32,925 --> 00:26:35,561 And they either ignore me completely, or, 490 00:26:35,594 --> 00:26:37,629 they start... 491 00:26:37,663 --> 00:26:38,830 talking... 492 00:26:38,864 --> 00:26:40,232 really... 493 00:26:40,265 --> 00:26:41,400 loud! 494 00:26:46,638 --> 00:26:49,474 ♪ 495 00:26:52,778 --> 00:26:54,379 Have you talked to Paul at all? 496 00:26:54,413 --> 00:26:55,547 Sort of. 497 00:26:56,548 --> 00:27:00,919 Last night, before bed, he apologized to me. 498 00:27:00,953 --> 00:27:02,721 That's great... 499 00:27:02,754 --> 00:27:03,855 Isn't it? 500 00:27:05,457 --> 00:27:07,559 I didn't exactly accept. 501 00:27:09,962 --> 00:27:16,335 Well, I hope someday you can forgive him, 502 00:27:16,368 --> 00:27:19,438 because he's really changed. 503 00:27:20,806 --> 00:27:24,409 So, I've got the entire day planned. 504 00:27:24,443 --> 00:27:27,879 But first, I want to tell you about this brainstorm 505 00:27:27,913 --> 00:27:30,349 that I had when I woke up this morning. 506 00:27:31,450 --> 00:27:33,785 Good morning, wedding people. 507 00:27:33,819 --> 00:27:35,621 Good morning, sweetheart. 508 00:27:36,755 --> 00:27:38,357 So here it is... 509 00:27:38,390 --> 00:27:41,393 We begin the ceremony with a brass fanfare. 510 00:27:45,364 --> 00:27:47,566 I guess that sounds great. 511 00:27:47,599 --> 00:27:49,501 Isn't it perfect? 512 00:27:49,534 --> 00:27:50,602 So, anyway, 513 00:27:50,636 --> 00:27:53,705 I thought we would start with the big picture items. 514 00:27:53,739 --> 00:27:55,474 Like, exactly where in the yard 515 00:27:55,507 --> 00:27:57,309 you want to have the reception, 516 00:27:57,342 --> 00:27:59,311 how many people in the wedding party, 517 00:27:59,344 --> 00:28:00,579 things like that. 518 00:28:00,612 --> 00:28:03,348 And then, I've invited a caterer and florist 519 00:28:03,382 --> 00:28:05,651 to come by and show you what they think would work. 520 00:28:06,985 --> 00:28:09,855 You know, we were talking last night, 521 00:28:09,888 --> 00:28:12,724 Alana and I, and I asked her to tell me 522 00:28:12,758 --> 00:28:15,460 what her perfect wedding would look like. 523 00:28:15,494 --> 00:28:18,296 Because I thought that would be a great starting point. 524 00:28:18,330 --> 00:28:21,433 That is so true, I totally agree. 525 00:28:21,466 --> 00:28:23,468 I mean, for years, Alana's been talking about 526 00:28:23,502 --> 00:28:25,003 having a big wedding 527 00:28:25,037 --> 00:28:27,339 with a reception here at the house, 528 00:28:27,372 --> 00:28:29,408 with a tent, and waiters, 529 00:28:29,441 --> 00:28:31,343 and a dance floor, and a band... 530 00:28:31,376 --> 00:28:34,713 I just think it's going to be so fabulous. 531 00:28:40,385 --> 00:28:41,453 Paul? 532 00:28:42,054 --> 00:28:44,256 I think your dad needs a little help. 533 00:28:48,060 --> 00:28:50,762 Where is my father? 534 00:28:50,796 --> 00:28:54,066 Over here, behind the gigantic Christmas tree... 535 00:28:54,099 --> 00:28:56,735 that I put together in the wrong place. 536 00:28:57,636 --> 00:28:58,904 Wait a minute, Dad. 537 00:28:58,937 --> 00:29:01,573 Thanks, thanks. Just watch your feet there. 538 00:29:02,407 --> 00:29:04,509 An artificial tree? 539 00:29:04,543 --> 00:29:06,044 Mom has pine needle issues. 540 00:29:06,078 --> 00:29:07,546 Yeah, and it's been decreed 541 00:29:07,579 --> 00:29:09,848 that Florida Christmas trees are unacceptable. 542 00:29:10,782 --> 00:29:11,616 Over here? 543 00:29:11,650 --> 00:29:15,420 - No, no, nope, nope. - Right... here. 544 00:29:15,454 --> 00:29:16,788 There. 545 00:29:16,822 --> 00:29:18,557 - Spread the legs. - Good. 546 00:29:19,458 --> 00:29:20,592 Wooo! 547 00:29:21,827 --> 00:29:23,762 I finished reading your book last night. 548 00:29:23,795 --> 00:29:25,764 It was good. I mean really good. 549 00:29:25,797 --> 00:29:26,665 You wrote a book? 550 00:29:26,698 --> 00:29:29,367 - Not a real book. - It's totally real. 551 00:29:29,401 --> 00:29:31,436 And it's excellent, Dad. You should check it out. 552 00:29:31,470 --> 00:29:33,538 It reminded me of another book I think you'd like, 553 00:29:33,572 --> 00:29:35,083 about a couple of guys that get married. 554 00:29:35,107 --> 00:29:36,541 It's called All Through the Night. 555 00:29:36,575 --> 00:29:38,110 I read that one. That was fun. 556 00:29:38,143 --> 00:29:40,645 I see that you're dressed for the holidays. 557 00:29:40,679 --> 00:29:42,781 Yeah, I wasn't expecting the manual labor 558 00:29:42,814 --> 00:29:44,416 to begin before lunch. 559 00:29:44,449 --> 00:29:45,927 Well, it reminds me of a yuletide joke. 560 00:29:45,951 --> 00:29:48,086 No, no, no, I apologize in advance. 561 00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:49,621 Hey, hey, hey, hey. 562 00:29:49,654 --> 00:29:51,757 Why do nymphomaniacs love Christmas? 563 00:29:52,958 --> 00:29:56,061 Because it's the one holiday you can never have too many balls. 564 00:29:57,829 --> 00:30:00,932 It is funny, isn't it? My son has no sense of humor. 565 00:30:00,966 --> 00:30:02,434 I'll get you that book. 566 00:30:03,468 --> 00:30:04,970 Thanks for your help, guys. 567 00:30:06,471 --> 00:30:07,773 And it was a good joke. 568 00:30:11,143 --> 00:30:12,978 You'll get used to my dad. 569 00:30:14,146 --> 00:30:15,747 Where is it? 570 00:30:17,749 --> 00:30:18,749 Got it. 571 00:30:20,485 --> 00:30:21,553 Well, thank you. 572 00:30:22,621 --> 00:30:24,022 I'm gonna take a shower. 573 00:30:30,729 --> 00:30:32,597 - Yeah. - OK, great. 574 00:30:32,631 --> 00:30:35,467 Tree's in place... Gavin helped. 575 00:30:35,500 --> 00:30:36,802 Wonderful. 576 00:30:36,835 --> 00:30:37,903 And the location? 577 00:30:37,936 --> 00:30:41,106 The location is exact. Christmas remains unmarred. 578 00:30:41,139 --> 00:30:42,507 I love you. 579 00:30:43,742 --> 00:30:46,044 So, Alana, when are we expecting Kirk? 580 00:30:49,881 --> 00:30:53,185 He'll be here around lunchtime, Daddy. 581 00:30:53,218 --> 00:30:55,187 And we'll let you know as soon as he arrives. 582 00:30:55,220 --> 00:30:56,221 Excellent. 583 00:30:56,254 --> 00:30:58,423 I'm glad he's gonna be here for the planning. 584 00:30:59,024 --> 00:31:01,793 I think I'm gonna stretch my legs for a minute. 585 00:31:01,827 --> 00:31:03,862 Does anybody have any idea where Gavin is? 586 00:31:03,895 --> 00:31:05,630 I think he's upstairs with Paul. 587 00:31:05,664 --> 00:31:06,665 Great. 588 00:31:08,066 --> 00:31:09,768 How is the planning going? 589 00:31:09,801 --> 00:31:11,069 It's coming along. 590 00:31:21,680 --> 00:31:23,949 That's my least-favorite photo. 591 00:31:26,818 --> 00:31:28,119 Why? 592 00:31:29,621 --> 00:31:32,490 I was drunk when we took that picture. 593 00:31:33,725 --> 00:31:35,460 I keep it around as a reminder. 594 00:31:35,493 --> 00:31:36,661 In fact, it was right... 595 00:31:36,695 --> 00:31:37,963 - Aw. - I'm sorry. 596 00:31:50,842 --> 00:31:53,979 Hey, Paul, you in here? 597 00:31:56,848 --> 00:31:58,083 Hey, Roy. 598 00:31:58,116 --> 00:31:59,818 Hey, Paul. 599 00:31:59,851 --> 00:32:01,686 What are you doing down there? 600 00:32:02,888 --> 00:32:07,826 Um, I was, um, I was getting this book... 601 00:32:07,859 --> 00:32:08,627 that I dropped. 602 00:32:08,660 --> 00:32:10,562 This book I was getting for Gavin. 603 00:32:10,595 --> 00:32:12,264 Have you seen him? 604 00:32:12,297 --> 00:32:14,699 - Who? - Gavin. 605 00:32:14,733 --> 00:32:18,570 No... Yes... No... Not really. 606 00:32:18,603 --> 00:32:21,640 What I mean is, yes, he was in the living room 607 00:32:21,673 --> 00:32:23,708 when we were setting up the tree. 608 00:32:23,742 --> 00:32:25,543 I guess, I don't know, maybe... 609 00:32:25,577 --> 00:32:27,712 Is that his manuscript? 610 00:32:27,746 --> 00:32:28,980 I've been looking for it. 611 00:32:29,014 --> 00:32:31,650 I left it downstairs yesterday. 612 00:32:35,754 --> 00:32:38,123 Did you read it? 613 00:32:38,156 --> 00:32:39,791 Yeah. 614 00:32:39,824 --> 00:32:41,960 You've got a very talented boyfriend, Roy. 615 00:32:41,993 --> 00:32:43,061 I think it's awesome. 616 00:32:43,094 --> 00:32:44,963 I haven't read it yet. 617 00:32:47,299 --> 00:32:49,968 You should. I think you'll love it. 618 00:32:50,001 --> 00:32:52,737 "Fear not your destiny, for you have shaped it well." 619 00:32:53,638 --> 00:32:55,106 - What? - Nothing. 620 00:32:55,140 --> 00:32:57,140 It's just a line from his book that I really liked. 621 00:32:58,176 --> 00:32:59,811 Listen... 622 00:32:59,844 --> 00:33:03,648 I've been thinking... about what you said last night. 623 00:33:03,682 --> 00:33:07,052 And I'm glad that you're doing well. 624 00:33:08,353 --> 00:33:09,688 I am. 625 00:33:11,189 --> 00:33:12,991 I'm glad you're doing well, too. 626 00:33:13,858 --> 00:33:16,194 Gavin is... Well, he's great. 627 00:33:17,362 --> 00:33:19,597 Hey, Roy, we need you! 628 00:33:19,631 --> 00:33:20,932 I'll be right there! 629 00:33:23,835 --> 00:33:27,072 I should get back to the wedding thing. 630 00:33:27,105 --> 00:33:29,307 It's not going well. 631 00:33:29,341 --> 00:33:30,675 I noticed. 632 00:33:42,687 --> 00:33:43,822 Wow. 633 00:33:45,256 --> 00:33:47,325 You should get out of here. 634 00:34:01,272 --> 00:34:04,109 ♪ 635 00:34:28,166 --> 00:34:30,068 Escaping the madness? 636 00:34:32,704 --> 00:34:34,139 Maybe a little. 637 00:34:38,843 --> 00:34:41,946 ♪ ♪ 638 00:34:46,017 --> 00:34:48,787 Ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas! 639 00:34:48,820 --> 00:34:49,821 I brought lunch. 640 00:34:49,854 --> 00:34:52,757 Hey, Kirk Corbett, the son of a preacher man! 641 00:34:52,791 --> 00:34:54,859 - Hey, Pop. - I brought cake! 642 00:34:54,893 --> 00:34:57,796 Zack, Kirk, welcome, welcome, welcome. 643 00:34:58,163 --> 00:34:59,864 Hey, where's Alana? 644 00:34:59,898 --> 00:35:01,199 Merry Christmas. 645 00:35:01,232 --> 00:35:03,101 I don't know - where is Alana? 646 00:35:03,902 --> 00:35:07,372 And Kirk goes, "Excuse me, Miss, 647 00:35:07,405 --> 00:35:10,375 but you're having a costume malfunction." 648 00:35:10,408 --> 00:35:15,246 And I look, and I'd tucked my skirt into my underpants! 649 00:35:15,280 --> 00:35:17,849 And he was the only one brave enough to say anything. 650 00:35:20,285 --> 00:35:22,153 Kirk's here with lunch. 651 00:35:22,187 --> 00:35:23,922 Great. I'll be in in a minute. 652 00:35:24,989 --> 00:35:27,192 A few days later, I ran into Kirk. 653 00:35:27,225 --> 00:35:29,294 And it could have been awkward. 654 00:35:29,327 --> 00:35:31,763 But he comes right up to me and says, 655 00:35:31,796 --> 00:35:34,732 "I once gave an entire presentation 656 00:35:34,766 --> 00:35:36,301 with my fly unzipped." 657 00:35:36,334 --> 00:35:42,207 And then, he says, "I really hope I haven't blown it, 658 00:35:42,240 --> 00:35:45,243 because after we get to know each other a little better, 659 00:35:45,276 --> 00:35:47,078 I'm gonna ask you to marry me." 660 00:35:47,779 --> 00:35:49,848 OK, now I'm in love with him. 661 00:35:50,415 --> 00:35:53,852 I wish I could just snap my fingers and be married - 662 00:35:53,885 --> 00:35:58,990 without the whole big church, fancy gown, 300 guests. 663 00:36:00,225 --> 00:36:02,894 Do you guys even know 300 people? 664 00:36:02,927 --> 00:36:04,796 Mommy and Daddy are paying for this. 665 00:36:04,829 --> 00:36:06,764 How am I supposed to tell them who to invite? 666 00:36:06,798 --> 00:36:09,067 Um, "Mom, Dad... 667 00:36:09,100 --> 00:36:11,836 Kirk and I would really prefer a more intimate ceremony." 668 00:36:12,971 --> 00:36:14,272 Can't do that. 669 00:36:14,305 --> 00:36:15,940 Of course you can. 670 00:36:15,974 --> 00:36:17,814 Lahnie, you know if you and Kirk really want to 671 00:36:17,842 --> 00:36:19,186 just snap your fingers and be married, 672 00:36:19,210 --> 00:36:20,278 you can do that. 673 00:36:26,885 --> 00:36:29,954 But I wanted to know about your wedding. 674 00:36:30,822 --> 00:36:33,358 Well, Richard and I were hippies... 675 00:36:33,391 --> 00:36:35,860 Yeah, well this was pre-bidding war. 676 00:36:35,894 --> 00:36:38,863 In fact, when Meryl and I were young, we didn't have anything. 677 00:36:38,897 --> 00:36:40,832 We got married in a field of wildflowers. 678 00:36:40,865 --> 00:36:42,400 Yeah, I got stung by a bee. 679 00:36:42,433 --> 00:36:45,537 - You did not. - I did too. 680 00:36:45,570 --> 00:36:46,571 And my friend, Brice, 681 00:36:46,604 --> 00:36:49,107 played the acoustic guitar and sang folk songs. 682 00:36:49,140 --> 00:36:51,342 And Richard had a ponytail. 683 00:36:51,376 --> 00:36:53,978 Daddy was a dreamboat. 684 00:36:54,012 --> 00:36:57,382 And Meryl wore this beautiful blue peasant shirt, 685 00:36:57,415 --> 00:36:59,417 that was just... 686 00:36:59,450 --> 00:37:02,353 Well, trust me, she... You were beautiful, sweetheart. 687 00:37:02,387 --> 00:37:03,788 And we wore beads. 688 00:37:03,821 --> 00:37:06,491 Yeah, that's right. Yeah, a lot of beads. 689 00:37:06,524 --> 00:37:09,027 - I thought you looked fierce. - I don't remember that. 690 00:37:09,060 --> 00:37:10,195 That reminds me of a joke. 691 00:37:10,228 --> 00:37:12,096 - Ohhhh. - OK, so... 692 00:37:12,130 --> 00:37:13,998 A guy walks into the doctor's office, 693 00:37:14,032 --> 00:37:16,868 and the doctor says, "I got some bad news and worse news." 694 00:37:16,901 --> 00:37:18,312 And the guys says, "Well, God, that's awful. 695 00:37:18,336 --> 00:37:20,004 Well, give me the bad news first." 696 00:37:20,038 --> 00:37:22,540 And the doctor says, "OK, well, the bad news is, 697 00:37:22,574 --> 00:37:25,376 you've got cancer; you'll be dead in five years." 698 00:37:25,410 --> 00:37:27,078 And guys says, "Well, Jesus Christ! 699 00:37:27,111 --> 00:37:28,880 What's the worse news?" 700 00:37:28,913 --> 00:37:31,082 And the doctor says, "You've got Alzheimer's." 701 00:37:31,115 --> 00:37:33,551 The guy looks at the doctor for a second and he says, 702 00:37:33,585 --> 00:37:35,887 "Well, at least I don't have cancer." 703 00:37:43,294 --> 00:37:44,562 Excuse me. 704 00:37:50,902 --> 00:37:53,004 OK, that was bad. 705 00:38:01,446 --> 00:38:04,082 Hey, Kirk, take a walk with me. 706 00:38:14,092 --> 00:38:17,462 So, remember how you and Alana 707 00:38:17,495 --> 00:38:19,864 wanted an intimate little wedding? 708 00:38:19,897 --> 00:38:21,408 Yeah, we were going to do it right out here. 709 00:38:21,432 --> 00:38:22,900 Yeah. 710 00:38:22,934 --> 00:38:24,502 What do you think about this? 711 00:38:29,941 --> 00:38:32,844 Boy... 712 00:38:34,946 --> 00:38:36,214 I'm so sorry, Merry. 713 00:38:36,247 --> 00:38:38,483 It was only a joke, it didn't mean anything. 714 00:38:38,516 --> 00:38:40,952 - I'm fine. - You're not fine. 715 00:38:40,985 --> 00:38:43,321 You're about as far from fine as you can be. 716 00:38:43,354 --> 00:38:45,623 Well, I mean, yes, I've got this disease. 717 00:38:45,657 --> 00:38:47,892 But I'm taking the medicine the doctor gave me. 718 00:38:47,925 --> 00:38:49,394 I'm doing the mental exercises. 719 00:38:49,427 --> 00:38:51,896 He says we can do something about this - 720 00:38:51,929 --> 00:38:53,231 you know, to slow it down. 721 00:38:53,264 --> 00:38:57,101 It's not all happening at once. I'm not... 722 00:38:57,135 --> 00:39:00,071 I'm still here... Really. 723 00:39:01,673 --> 00:39:04,175 I'm just so afraid that you're gonna forget. 724 00:39:05,376 --> 00:39:07,145 Forget what? 725 00:39:08,012 --> 00:39:09,147 Everything. 726 00:39:14,519 --> 00:39:16,187 But, you know... 727 00:39:16,220 --> 00:39:17,955 if there's one thing you won't forget, 728 00:39:17,989 --> 00:39:19,257 it's your daughter's wedding. 729 00:39:19,290 --> 00:39:20,992 We are going to make that day 730 00:39:21,025 --> 00:39:23,594 so big, so beautiful, so special... 731 00:39:23,628 --> 00:39:26,364 that no one will ever forget it. 732 00:39:34,572 --> 00:39:37,241 Tessa Quince... My card. 733 00:39:37,275 --> 00:39:40,011 Thank you so much for coming out today. 734 00:39:40,044 --> 00:39:40,978 My pleasure. 735 00:39:41,012 --> 00:39:44,682 Now, since you'll be having a June wedding, 736 00:39:44,716 --> 00:39:47,318 for appetizers, I would recommend... 737 00:39:47,352 --> 00:39:48,553 That reminds me. 738 00:39:48,586 --> 00:39:50,688 I read this article, and it had something 739 00:39:50,722 --> 00:39:53,391 that sounded so fabulous. Here it is. 740 00:39:53,424 --> 00:39:56,427 Seared scallops with orange and jalapeño vinaigrette. 741 00:39:57,762 --> 00:39:59,497 What about a salad? 742 00:40:00,365 --> 00:40:03,534 Because you wanted something simple, right? 743 00:40:03,568 --> 00:40:06,437 How about the seared scallops on a bed of endive? 744 00:40:06,471 --> 00:40:08,439 Or just a simple salad. 745 00:40:08,473 --> 00:40:10,708 I kind of like Caesar's salad. 746 00:40:10,742 --> 00:40:15,380 And exactly how many of you are getting married, again? 747 00:40:26,224 --> 00:40:28,292 Hey, Dad, I think you better run to the store. 748 00:40:28,326 --> 00:40:30,027 We're running a little low on lights. 749 00:40:30,061 --> 00:40:32,463 Well, your mother had a concept last year. 750 00:40:32,497 --> 00:40:34,465 We may have overdone it a bit. 751 00:40:34,499 --> 00:40:35,500 Here. 752 00:40:38,302 --> 00:40:39,370 Hey, Gavin... 753 00:40:39,404 --> 00:40:41,005 Did you see that caterer? 754 00:40:41,038 --> 00:40:43,141 Yeah, a little... tightly wound. 755 00:40:43,174 --> 00:40:45,076 You think? 756 00:40:45,109 --> 00:40:46,744 - Instant resume. - What? 757 00:40:46,778 --> 00:40:48,012 Instant resume. 758 00:40:48,045 --> 00:40:50,648 You just sort of make up stuff about somebody you don't know. 759 00:40:50,681 --> 00:40:52,393 Or you could do it about somebody you do know. 760 00:40:52,417 --> 00:40:53,751 Like, um, Paul. 761 00:40:53,785 --> 00:40:54,886 Sure. 762 00:40:54,919 --> 00:40:58,423 So my instant resume would be something like, drunk. 763 00:40:58,456 --> 00:41:01,526 Blackout drunk with adoption issues. 764 00:41:01,559 --> 00:41:03,161 A real work in progress. 765 00:41:03,194 --> 00:41:04,429 True. 766 00:41:04,462 --> 00:41:06,030 Favorite food, pizza. 767 00:41:06,063 --> 00:41:08,232 - Cries at sunsets. - Really? 768 00:41:08,266 --> 00:41:09,333 Not all of them. 769 00:41:10,134 --> 00:41:11,502 I get the idea. 770 00:41:11,536 --> 00:41:14,138 So now we do one for Tessa. 771 00:41:14,172 --> 00:41:15,807 Like, favorite piece of clothing? 772 00:41:15,840 --> 00:41:17,074 Gray pants suit. 773 00:41:17,108 --> 00:41:18,376 Chastity belt! 774 00:41:19,677 --> 00:41:21,446 Thigh-high, black stiletto boots. 775 00:41:21,479 --> 00:41:23,181 No... Dominatrix? 776 00:41:23,214 --> 00:41:25,283 OK, you're excellent at this game. 777 00:41:25,316 --> 00:41:27,385 Tessa's favorite expression? 778 00:41:28,352 --> 00:41:31,189 "I did not say you could touch me there." 779 00:41:31,222 --> 00:41:33,324 "I'll give you something to cry about." 780 00:41:33,357 --> 00:41:35,359 "There are no safe words with me." 781 00:41:38,162 --> 00:41:40,398 So, Gavin seems nice. 782 00:41:40,431 --> 00:41:41,833 Yeah, yeah. 783 00:41:41,866 --> 00:41:43,668 How long have you guys been together? 784 00:41:43,701 --> 00:41:48,639 Since, fall... Autumn, autumn. 785 00:41:48,673 --> 00:41:51,809 You've been seeing each other for, like, months? 786 00:41:51,843 --> 00:41:53,344 Why didn't you tell me? 787 00:41:53,377 --> 00:41:55,413 My God... What did he say when 788 00:41:55,446 --> 00:41:57,248 that weird guy tried to pick you up 789 00:41:57,281 --> 00:41:59,250 from the drug store last week? 790 00:41:59,283 --> 00:42:00,351 Do you remember him? 791 00:42:00,384 --> 00:42:02,420 Yeah, no, I I... 792 00:42:02,453 --> 00:42:05,289 I didn't, um, he... He didn't... 793 00:42:05,323 --> 00:42:07,091 He thought it was so funny. 794 00:42:07,124 --> 00:42:09,427 I'm going to get back to the... 795 00:42:09,460 --> 00:42:11,062 We'll talk about this later. 796 00:42:12,630 --> 00:42:14,866 So, if I understand you correctly, 797 00:42:14,899 --> 00:42:16,801 you would like a simple wedding... 798 00:42:16,834 --> 00:42:19,136 Chrysanthemums... 799 00:42:19,170 --> 00:42:20,838 daisies... 800 00:42:20,872 --> 00:42:22,540 orchids... 801 00:42:22,573 --> 00:42:24,442 daffodils... 802 00:42:24,475 --> 00:42:28,412 calla lilies, and dahlias... 803 00:42:28,446 --> 00:42:31,516 tulips... 804 00:42:31,549 --> 00:42:32,850 and roses. 805 00:42:32,884 --> 00:42:35,219 Ecuadorian roses. 806 00:42:35,253 --> 00:42:36,687 Excellent suggestion. 807 00:42:36,721 --> 00:42:38,089 Let me show you... 808 00:42:39,724 --> 00:42:42,326 You know, I love you, 809 00:42:42,360 --> 00:42:45,363 and I can't wait to get married to you, right? 810 00:42:45,396 --> 00:42:47,865 Well, I can't wait to get married to you, either. 811 00:42:47,899 --> 00:42:51,435 And you know that it doesn't matter to me what I'm wearing, 812 00:42:51,469 --> 00:42:53,471 or the flowers, or the food... 813 00:42:53,504 --> 00:42:55,573 It doesn't matter what you're wearing? 814 00:42:55,606 --> 00:42:57,508 Stop, stop. I'm serious, listen. 815 00:42:57,542 --> 00:43:00,845 I guess what I'm asking is... 816 00:43:00,878 --> 00:43:04,515 What I'm wondering is... 817 00:43:04,549 --> 00:43:06,617 What happened to your little dream 818 00:43:06,651 --> 00:43:10,321 of being married down here by the water. You know? 819 00:43:10,354 --> 00:43:13,624 Just us, and parents, and a few friends, 820 00:43:13,658 --> 00:43:15,726 and strings of lights 821 00:43:15,760 --> 00:43:18,362 and Amazing Grace at sunset and all that? 822 00:43:18,396 --> 00:43:21,599 Well, that changed. 823 00:43:21,632 --> 00:43:24,635 - Can I ask you a question? - Of course. 824 00:43:24,669 --> 00:43:26,404 If your father weren't sick, 825 00:43:26,437 --> 00:43:28,773 we'd be planning a small ceremony, right? 826 00:43:28,806 --> 00:43:31,175 Your perfect little wedding? 827 00:43:58,836 --> 00:44:01,238 I think everything looks pretty good. 828 00:44:01,272 --> 00:44:02,540 Don't you think? 829 00:44:02,573 --> 00:44:04,675 Yeah. I think it's our best year yet. 830 00:44:08,646 --> 00:44:11,682 You know, I think the men should all wear tuxedos. 831 00:44:11,716 --> 00:44:15,486 Because there's nothing more handsome than a man in a tuxedo. 832 00:44:18,856 --> 00:44:21,292 God, this family loves charades. 833 00:44:21,325 --> 00:44:22,893 Can you come out for a second? 834 00:44:22,927 --> 00:44:25,262 Just pretend like you're still working... 835 00:44:25,296 --> 00:44:27,198 OK. 836 00:44:30,468 --> 00:44:33,571 You know, I actually think last year, at Christmas, 837 00:44:33,604 --> 00:44:35,606 this was all I wore. 838 00:44:38,609 --> 00:44:40,011 So, can you help us? 839 00:44:40,044 --> 00:44:42,546 Sure. Do you think we can get everything done in time? 840 00:44:42,580 --> 00:44:43,481 I hope so. 841 00:44:43,514 --> 00:44:45,349 I really want to be ready, just in case. 842 00:44:45,383 --> 00:44:47,752 We've gotta hurry; sunset's in two hours. 843 00:44:50,454 --> 00:44:52,757 I love having this much help this year. 844 00:44:52,790 --> 00:44:54,458 It's fabulous. 845 00:44:54,492 --> 00:44:55,960 Anything for you, Mom. 846 00:44:57,628 --> 00:45:00,297 Yeah, it's great having you help out here. 847 00:45:01,766 --> 00:45:04,001 Come outside for a second, OK? 848 00:45:04,035 --> 00:45:05,236 OK. 849 00:45:12,643 --> 00:45:13,778 Looking good, man. 850 00:45:13,811 --> 00:45:15,012 What's going on? 851 00:45:15,046 --> 00:45:16,914 Paul and I were talking, and we know what. 852 00:45:16,947 --> 00:45:18,649 Alana's perfect wedding would look like. 853 00:45:18,683 --> 00:45:22,653 And it doesn't have tuxedos, or 300 guests under a tent, 854 00:45:22,687 --> 00:45:24,021 and a covered walkway. 855 00:45:24,055 --> 00:45:26,557 So I've decided I'm going to ask her to marry me. 856 00:45:26,590 --> 00:45:28,893 You already asked her. 857 00:45:28,926 --> 00:45:31,629 He means ask her to marry him tonight. 858 00:45:31,662 --> 00:45:33,531 Wow. What can I do to help? 859 00:45:33,564 --> 00:45:36,067 We need flowers, and I need a ride over to the nursery. 860 00:45:36,100 --> 00:45:37,068 You got it. 861 00:45:37,101 --> 00:45:38,669 - Go! - Take my truck. 862 00:45:40,071 --> 00:45:42,907 You really think Alana's gonna want to do this right now? 863 00:45:42,940 --> 00:45:44,041 I don't know. 864 00:45:44,075 --> 00:45:46,410 I just want her to know that we can do what she wants. 865 00:45:46,677 --> 00:45:47,912 Hi, everyone! 866 00:45:49,080 --> 00:45:50,548 What's happening? 867 00:45:58,522 --> 00:45:59,857 Merry? 868 00:46:01,692 --> 00:46:04,829 Can you, um... 869 00:46:06,931 --> 00:46:08,632 I need to ask you a question. 870 00:46:11,869 --> 00:46:12,970 OK. 871 00:46:14,071 --> 00:46:18,109 I know you're planning this June wedding for Alana, 872 00:46:18,142 --> 00:46:21,979 and I just wanted to know if, um... 873 00:46:22,012 --> 00:46:23,681 if you... 874 00:46:23,714 --> 00:46:26,550 Are you sure this is what Alana wants? 875 00:46:26,584 --> 00:46:27,818 Of course it is. 876 00:46:27,852 --> 00:46:29,096 I mean, we've been talking about this 877 00:46:29,120 --> 00:46:30,087 for I don't know how long. 878 00:46:30,121 --> 00:46:32,590 Is it possible you've been talking about it 879 00:46:32,623 --> 00:46:35,025 since I got diagnosed with early-onset? 880 00:46:37,027 --> 00:46:39,363 I don't know. I suppose it's possible. 881 00:46:39,864 --> 00:46:42,800 And you know how Alana's always wanted a big wedding, 882 00:46:42,833 --> 00:46:45,669 and a reception in the backyard? 883 00:46:45,703 --> 00:46:48,005 Of course, that's exactly why we're doing this. 884 00:46:48,038 --> 00:46:50,541 I think that was when she was a teenager. 885 00:46:53,911 --> 00:46:57,748 ♪ 886 00:46:57,782 --> 00:46:58,783 Come on! 887 00:47:00,885 --> 00:47:03,053 So, do you have any experience with weddings? 888 00:47:03,087 --> 00:47:05,055 Well, I was ring bearer for my cousin Jill. 889 00:47:05,089 --> 00:47:07,391 I was five. 890 00:47:07,424 --> 00:47:09,527 Wore a powder blue tux. 891 00:47:09,560 --> 00:47:11,428 - Very hot. - I bet you were. 892 00:47:11,462 --> 00:47:12,873 But I was actually wondering if you ever wrote anything 893 00:47:12,897 --> 00:47:14,632 for a wedding ceremony. 894 00:47:14,665 --> 00:47:16,066 You know, like, vows? 895 00:47:16,100 --> 00:47:17,701 Yeah. 896 00:47:17,735 --> 00:47:19,780 Kirk was worried about the vows, and I kind of told him 897 00:47:19,804 --> 00:47:22,506 you were a great writer, so I volunteered us to help. 898 00:47:22,540 --> 00:47:24,809 We're... We're writing the vows? 899 00:47:27,511 --> 00:47:29,079 What do you mean? 900 00:47:29,113 --> 00:47:32,049 I mean, I think Alana wanted a big wedding, 901 00:47:32,082 --> 00:47:34,418 when she was a teenager. 902 00:47:34,451 --> 00:47:37,755 I don't think she wants one any more. 903 00:47:37,788 --> 00:47:39,790 Well, then why didn't she say something? 904 00:47:41,792 --> 00:47:43,994 Why would she spend this entire holiday 905 00:47:44,028 --> 00:47:46,096 planning a big wedding if she doesn't want one? 906 00:47:54,505 --> 00:47:57,107 Because she thinks you want one. 907 00:47:58,843 --> 00:48:02,580 So that when the disease starts to affect me... 908 00:48:02,613 --> 00:48:05,149 it will be easier for me to remember. 909 00:48:10,221 --> 00:48:12,656 I need you to understand something. 910 00:48:14,825 --> 00:48:16,060 What? 911 00:48:16,093 --> 00:48:21,098 They haven't invented a disease that will make me forget you, 912 00:48:21,131 --> 00:48:24,201 or Paul... 913 00:48:24,235 --> 00:48:27,638 or Alana... or how much I love all of you. 914 00:48:29,106 --> 00:48:31,208 Maybe my body will stop working, 915 00:48:31,242 --> 00:48:33,944 maybe even my mind, but my heart... 916 00:48:33,978 --> 00:48:37,615 That's... where... 917 00:48:40,584 --> 00:48:43,487 Alzheimer's isn't gonna touch my heart. 918 00:48:46,857 --> 00:48:49,126 I'm just so afraid. 919 00:48:50,094 --> 00:48:51,462 Me too. 920 00:48:53,264 --> 00:48:55,566 But even though I've got this disease, 921 00:48:55,599 --> 00:48:57,568 and even though we're both afraid, 922 00:48:57,601 --> 00:49:01,138 you know what we have right now? 923 00:49:01,171 --> 00:49:02,506 What? 924 00:49:03,874 --> 00:49:05,509 We have right now. 925 00:49:06,744 --> 00:49:10,547 Not Christmas Past, not Christmas Future - 926 00:49:10,581 --> 00:49:12,783 Christmas Present. 927 00:49:12,816 --> 00:49:13,784 And right now, 928 00:49:13,817 --> 00:49:17,721 I think Christmas Present seems pretty good. 929 00:49:19,290 --> 00:49:21,058 How about you? 930 00:49:21,091 --> 00:49:23,560 I think so too. 931 00:49:23,594 --> 00:49:25,596 I was hoping you'd say that. 932 00:49:31,635 --> 00:49:33,070 ♪ 933 00:49:36,173 --> 00:49:37,741 I got a good one. 934 00:49:46,083 --> 00:49:48,118 When are we supposed to write the vows? 935 00:49:48,152 --> 00:49:50,321 I was thinking we could write something 936 00:49:50,354 --> 00:49:52,256 on the way back home? 937 00:49:52,289 --> 00:49:53,324 Good. 938 00:49:53,357 --> 00:49:55,025 That way we'll have plenty of time. 939 00:49:55,059 --> 00:49:56,293 Come on. 940 00:49:56,327 --> 00:49:58,038 I was thinking we could write something about 941 00:49:58,062 --> 00:50:01,165 marriage being a lot like, walking on a path, you know? 942 00:50:01,198 --> 00:50:02,933 That's the way I think of my parents. 943 00:50:02,967 --> 00:50:05,135 Walking through life, side by side. 944 00:50:05,169 --> 00:50:07,071 That's a nice image. What else have you got? 945 00:50:12,710 --> 00:50:14,044 Can I come in? 946 00:50:14,078 --> 00:50:15,112 Yeah. 947 00:50:25,856 --> 00:50:28,859 Do you remember what we were doing exactly three months ago? 948 00:50:31,061 --> 00:50:33,030 Three months - what was that? 949 00:50:34,732 --> 00:50:37,868 September 24th? 950 00:50:37,901 --> 00:50:39,603 Of course. 951 00:50:39,636 --> 00:50:41,705 We were getting engaged. 952 00:50:44,108 --> 00:50:45,909 Let me see this thing. 953 00:50:50,714 --> 00:50:52,783 - Hey! - I just want to see it. 954 00:50:52,816 --> 00:50:55,119 I will give it back, I promise. 955 00:50:58,956 --> 00:51:00,791 There's something I've been meaning to ask you 956 00:51:00,824 --> 00:51:02,826 since we talked earlier. 957 00:51:02,860 --> 00:51:04,028 OK. 958 00:51:04,061 --> 00:51:07,698 Because, after we talked, it reminded me of a conversation 959 00:51:07,731 --> 00:51:11,001 we had a couple of days after we got engaged. 960 00:51:12,169 --> 00:51:14,605 About our wedding. 961 00:51:15,973 --> 00:51:17,608 Our perfect wedding. 962 00:51:18,308 --> 00:51:21,278 ♪ 963 00:51:23,013 --> 00:51:24,715 How did you do this? 964 00:51:25,049 --> 00:51:27,184 I wrote what I'd want for my wedding. 965 00:51:27,217 --> 00:51:28,952 You... like it? 966 00:51:28,986 --> 00:51:31,088 Like it? I love it. 967 00:51:34,858 --> 00:51:36,026 I can't... 968 00:51:38,162 --> 00:51:39,930 Where did Roy find you, man? 969 00:51:49,206 --> 00:51:52,176 Kirk, we did this already. 970 00:51:52,209 --> 00:51:54,411 I know, but I want a do-over. 971 00:51:54,445 --> 00:51:55,212 A do-over? 972 00:51:55,245 --> 00:51:57,748 Yeah, I want to ask you again, OK? 973 00:51:57,781 --> 00:51:59,850 All right, but I'm telling you right now, 974 00:51:59,883 --> 00:52:01,385 my answer's gonna be the same. 975 00:52:02,152 --> 00:52:03,420 I hope so. 976 00:52:06,890 --> 00:52:09,293 Alana Fowler, will you marry me tonight? 977 00:52:09,326 --> 00:52:10,461 What? 978 00:52:10,494 --> 00:52:12,729 Will you have the perfect wedding with me, right now, 979 00:52:12,763 --> 00:52:14,431 on Christmas Eve, at sunset? 980 00:52:14,465 --> 00:52:16,800 We are not ready to get married right now. 981 00:52:16,834 --> 00:52:18,202 My parents are on the way over, 982 00:52:18,235 --> 00:52:19,736 my father can perform the ceremony. 983 00:52:19,770 --> 00:52:21,305 But we aren't ready. 984 00:52:24,341 --> 00:52:25,341 Come on. 985 00:52:27,778 --> 00:52:29,680 Come here, I want to show you something. 986 00:52:46,864 --> 00:52:51,101 ♪ 987 00:53:08,385 --> 00:53:10,921 Now if I remember right, 988 00:53:10,954 --> 00:53:14,224 we were talking about something like this. 989 00:53:18,028 --> 00:53:21,098 You remember right. 990 00:53:21,131 --> 00:53:24,134 So, will you marry me tonight? 991 00:53:26,403 --> 00:53:27,504 But my parents... 992 00:53:27,538 --> 00:53:30,307 Are just hoping they're invited. 993 00:53:30,340 --> 00:53:32,943 Of course you're invited! 994 00:53:33,510 --> 00:53:35,078 So is this a yes? 995 00:53:37,114 --> 00:53:38,315 That is a yes! 996 00:53:38,348 --> 00:53:39,349 Hey! 997 00:53:44,121 --> 00:53:48,125 ♪ 998 00:53:55,999 --> 00:53:58,001 I get really nervous when I do this, 999 00:53:58,035 --> 00:53:59,870 unless I have someone to look at. 1000 00:53:59,903 --> 00:54:01,805 Will you watch me when I sing? 1001 00:54:05,442 --> 00:54:07,377 You know, when I woke up this morning, 1002 00:54:07,411 --> 00:54:10,247 I didn't think I could be any happier than I was. 1003 00:54:10,280 --> 00:54:13,016 Christmas Eve with my beautiful family and friends. 1004 00:54:13,050 --> 00:54:14,418 And? 1005 00:54:14,451 --> 00:54:16,053 And I was wrong. 1006 00:54:16,086 --> 00:54:17,354 Are you ready? 1007 00:54:20,591 --> 00:54:22,025 Let's do it. 1008 00:54:25,562 --> 00:54:30,167 ♪ Amazing grace 1009 00:54:30,200 --> 00:54:34,404 ♪ How sweet the sound 1010 00:54:34,438 --> 00:54:41,945 ♪ That saved a wretch like me... ♪ 1011 00:54:43,914 --> 00:54:45,215 Are you crying? 1012 00:54:46,216 --> 00:54:47,584 I hate you. 1013 00:54:50,587 --> 00:54:58,587 ♪ ...Was blind but now I see ♪ 1014 00:55:12,009 --> 00:55:15,078 My friends - or should I say family - 1015 00:55:15,112 --> 00:55:19,616 Kirk and Alana have done something truly wonderful here. 1016 00:55:19,650 --> 00:55:22,653 They have reminded us of what a wedding really is: 1017 00:55:22,686 --> 00:55:27,291 simply a celebration of the commitment and the love 1018 00:55:27,324 --> 00:55:29,192 that these two young people share. 1019 00:55:29,226 --> 00:55:31,028 We are thrilled to be here. 1020 00:55:31,061 --> 00:55:33,997 I understand that you will be reading vows. 1021 00:55:44,941 --> 00:55:49,146 Kirk, my promise to you is this... 1022 00:55:49,179 --> 00:55:50,514 Are you crying? 1023 00:55:52,549 --> 00:55:56,520 When you walk, I will walk beside you. 1024 00:55:56,553 --> 00:56:00,290 When you stumble, I will lift you up. 1025 00:56:00,324 --> 00:56:04,394 And when the sun goes down and you rest in the evening, 1026 00:56:04,428 --> 00:56:07,397 I will comfort you in the darkness. 1027 00:56:07,431 --> 00:56:11,702 For the song of your love rings in my heart, 1028 00:56:11,735 --> 00:56:15,172 and I am yours - forever. 1029 00:56:15,972 --> 00:56:19,309 ♪ ♪ 1030 00:56:23,747 --> 00:56:24,548 OK, great. 1031 00:56:24,581 --> 00:56:26,283 Can I get a picture of you three? 1032 00:56:26,316 --> 00:56:27,918 Get really close together. 1033 00:56:30,120 --> 00:56:31,288 Wonderful. 1034 00:56:31,321 --> 00:56:32,589 Thank you, guys. 1035 00:56:34,057 --> 00:56:35,625 Can I get you and Vicki? 1036 00:56:37,160 --> 00:56:40,097 One, two, three, smile! Perfect! 1037 00:56:40,130 --> 00:56:41,565 Thanks, you guys. 1038 00:57:04,321 --> 00:57:07,324 So, you seem to be hitting it off with Zack. 1039 00:57:07,357 --> 00:57:09,159 Yeah, he's nice. 1040 00:57:11,094 --> 00:57:14,131 What exactly did you say to him before the wedding? 1041 00:57:14,164 --> 00:57:15,565 What? 1042 00:57:15,599 --> 00:57:17,300 You heard me. 1043 00:57:17,334 --> 00:57:20,103 I just asked him for some help. 1044 00:57:20,137 --> 00:57:23,073 Did you tell him you get nervous when you sing? 1045 00:57:23,106 --> 00:57:25,976 So? I do get nervous. 1046 00:57:27,043 --> 00:57:29,613 OK, sometimes I get a little nervous. 1047 00:57:30,747 --> 00:57:32,616 Fine. He's cute. 1048 00:57:32,649 --> 00:57:35,218 And I like it when cute guys watch me when I sing. 1049 00:57:35,252 --> 00:57:36,420 I can't help it. 1050 00:57:36,453 --> 00:57:37,621 I love you. 1051 00:57:42,492 --> 00:57:46,730 ♪ 1052 00:57:50,534 --> 00:57:52,803 ♪ Christmas time 1053 00:57:52,836 --> 00:57:55,205 ♪ Christmas time is here 1054 00:57:55,238 --> 00:57:57,507 ♪ So celebrate 1055 00:57:57,541 --> 00:57:59,509 ♪ How living is so dear 1056 00:57:59,543 --> 00:58:02,179 ♪ When we got love, love, love ♪ 1057 00:58:02,212 --> 00:58:04,114 ♪ We got love 1058 00:58:04,147 --> 00:58:06,716 ♪ Yeah, we got love, love, love ♪ 1059 00:58:06,750 --> 00:58:09,519 ♪ We got love 1060 00:58:09,553 --> 00:58:11,755 ♪ Just hang your wish 1061 00:58:11,788 --> 00:58:14,558 ♪ Upon the tree 1062 00:58:14,591 --> 00:58:16,793 ♪ Come on angel 1063 00:58:16,827 --> 00:58:19,463 ♪ Dance with me 1064 00:58:19,496 --> 00:58:22,032 ♪ 1065 00:58:30,707 --> 00:58:32,409 You sounded beautiful out there. 1066 00:58:32,442 --> 00:58:33,310 Thanks. 1067 00:58:33,343 --> 00:58:36,046 - Do you sing professional? - No. 1068 00:58:37,514 --> 00:58:41,117 ♪ 1069 00:58:49,459 --> 00:58:51,061 You guys should join them. 1070 00:58:52,362 --> 00:58:55,365 No, this one's for married couples only. 1071 00:59:07,711 --> 00:59:11,581 You realize that you've just hosted the perfect wedding? 1072 00:59:11,615 --> 00:59:14,851 Pizza and Chinese food at my daughter's wedding - 1073 00:59:14,885 --> 00:59:17,120 it's a complete disaster. 1074 01:00:16,846 --> 01:00:18,348 Amazing. 1075 01:00:18,381 --> 01:00:20,417 You got Roy one of his crazy games. 1076 01:00:21,551 --> 01:00:23,386 I... um... 1077 01:00:23,420 --> 01:00:25,922 I didn't know how complicated the instructions were gonna be. 1078 01:00:25,956 --> 01:00:28,425 And part of the gift is playing it with him, 1079 01:00:28,458 --> 01:00:30,360 but, holy crap. 1080 01:00:32,696 --> 01:00:36,433 Each player's army consists of five trolls, eight elves, 1081 01:00:36,466 --> 01:00:41,404 eleven warriors, two gnomes, an aardvark, two werewolves, 1082 01:00:41,438 --> 01:00:42,906 and a monarch. 1083 01:00:42,939 --> 01:00:44,941 If the expansion pack is used, 1084 01:00:44,975 --> 01:00:46,977 power zerts are distributed and... 1085 01:00:47,010 --> 01:00:49,179 What's a power zert? 1086 01:00:50,847 --> 01:00:52,882 You must... You must really love him. 1087 01:00:55,752 --> 01:00:57,654 Power zerts... 1088 01:00:57,687 --> 01:01:00,624 It says here there are 96 1089 01:01:00,657 --> 01:01:03,393 to be distributed between the players. 1090 01:01:04,995 --> 01:01:06,563 Let's start with that. 1091 01:01:09,466 --> 01:01:10,734 Thank you, sir. 1092 01:01:12,302 --> 01:01:16,740 You know, we never did an instant resume for you. 1093 01:01:16,773 --> 01:01:18,375 You're right. 1094 01:01:18,408 --> 01:01:20,610 So let me begin. 1095 01:01:20,644 --> 01:01:23,847 College graduate, English major. 1096 01:01:23,880 --> 01:01:27,317 Not too tough, considering I wrote a book. 1097 01:01:27,350 --> 01:01:29,686 OK, we can dig a little deeper. 1098 01:01:29,719 --> 01:01:33,456 Let's see... Favorite piece of clothing: 1099 01:01:34,524 --> 01:01:41,531 your father's polyester disco shirt, circa 1975. 1100 01:01:41,564 --> 01:01:43,433 Woo! 1101 01:01:43,466 --> 01:01:46,936 Not really. 1102 01:01:46,970 --> 01:01:49,639 My dad partied alone at the local bar 1103 01:01:49,673 --> 01:01:51,608 before he came home every night. 1104 01:01:51,641 --> 01:01:53,643 He was an alcoholic. 1105 01:01:56,479 --> 01:01:58,014 Was? 1106 01:01:58,048 --> 01:02:00,750 Yeah. He, um, died three years ago. 1107 01:02:00,784 --> 01:02:02,285 I'm sorry. 1108 01:02:02,318 --> 01:02:03,887 No, no, no, no, it's OK. 1109 01:02:03,920 --> 01:02:05,989 He got sober before he died, 1110 01:02:06,022 --> 01:02:07,757 and we caught up on a lot we missed 1111 01:02:07,791 --> 01:02:09,492 when he was drinking. 1112 01:02:09,526 --> 01:02:12,495 Anyway, I know a lot about the work you're doing - 1113 01:02:12,529 --> 01:02:13,763 you know, in AA? 1114 01:02:13,797 --> 01:02:19,803 And I... I really admire, and I... 1115 01:02:19,836 --> 01:02:23,673 Well, I'm... I'm really impressed. 1116 01:02:26,943 --> 01:02:28,978 Wow... 1117 01:02:29,012 --> 01:02:30,547 That was kind of heavy. 1118 01:02:32,115 --> 01:02:35,852 Want to, um... Want to get back to the resume? 1119 01:02:35,885 --> 01:02:37,420 Sure. 1120 01:02:39,689 --> 01:02:41,758 How about guilty pleasures? 1121 01:02:41,791 --> 01:02:46,863 Oooh, yes, I can work with this. 1122 01:02:46,896 --> 01:02:48,965 Ummm... 1123 01:02:50,567 --> 01:02:52,802 Chocolate chip waffles and ice cream for dinner. 1124 01:02:52,836 --> 01:02:53,870 Wow. 1125 01:02:55,605 --> 01:02:58,875 I thought you were gonna go for guilty... 1126 01:02:58,908 --> 01:03:00,744 musical pleasures. 1127 01:03:00,777 --> 01:03:03,680 OK. Sure. 1128 01:03:03,713 --> 01:03:05,415 No problem. The Partridge Family. 1129 01:03:05,448 --> 01:03:07,951 No, no. 1130 01:03:10,720 --> 01:03:11,855 Abba. 1131 01:03:14,991 --> 01:03:16,126 No way. 1132 01:03:16,159 --> 01:03:17,494 Way. 1133 01:03:17,527 --> 01:03:19,562 - Wait, are you... Really? - Yeah. 1134 01:03:19,596 --> 01:03:22,832 First kiss: Curt Lombardi, freshman year in high school. 1135 01:03:22,866 --> 01:03:25,068 Fernando was playing on the radio. 1136 01:03:25,902 --> 01:03:27,470 Wow. 1137 01:03:32,709 --> 01:03:34,477 Next topic. 1138 01:03:36,646 --> 01:03:38,515 Hopes and dreams. 1139 01:03:39,516 --> 01:03:41,651 You know, things to do before you die. 1140 01:03:43,153 --> 01:03:46,489 Actually, I'm taking care of one of my dreams in January. 1141 01:03:47,757 --> 01:03:50,593 I'm going to California. 1142 01:03:50,627 --> 01:03:51,795 Really? 1143 01:03:51,828 --> 01:03:54,564 Yeah. I, um... 1144 01:03:54,597 --> 01:03:57,433 I got this job translating for a deaf teacher 1145 01:03:57,467 --> 01:04:01,905 at a college in Berkeley, and, um... 1146 01:04:01,938 --> 01:04:04,374 Well, I'm gonna be living out west for a while. 1147 01:04:07,177 --> 01:04:09,946 My God, that's... 1148 01:04:09,979 --> 01:04:12,148 You're going to California. 1149 01:04:12,182 --> 01:04:13,783 I had no idea. 1150 01:04:13,817 --> 01:04:17,787 Yeah, I'll... I'll be there until June. 1151 01:04:20,790 --> 01:04:22,892 You're gonna be gone six months? 1152 01:04:22,926 --> 01:04:24,861 What does, um... 1153 01:04:24,894 --> 01:04:27,397 What does Roy think about all this? 1154 01:04:29,899 --> 01:04:32,035 He... 1155 01:04:32,068 --> 01:04:35,071 This was on the radar when we got back together again, 1156 01:04:35,104 --> 01:04:36,706 so he's on board. 1157 01:04:40,944 --> 01:04:43,513 Six months in California... 1158 01:04:43,546 --> 01:04:44,881 I'm almost afraid to ask 1159 01:04:44,914 --> 01:04:47,450 about the rest of your hopes and dreams. 1160 01:04:48,852 --> 01:04:51,855 You know - get married, have a family, the usual. 1161 01:04:51,888 --> 01:04:54,057 Hey, me too. 1162 01:04:54,090 --> 01:04:59,195 Although I hear adopted children can be a real handful. 1163 01:04:59,229 --> 01:05:03,967 I don't know. I've met a few... and I like them. 1164 01:05:09,572 --> 01:05:11,507 How about you? 1165 01:05:11,541 --> 01:05:13,877 What do you want to do before you die? 1166 01:05:15,245 --> 01:05:18,581 I'm still learning how to live moment to moment - you know? 1167 01:05:19,249 --> 01:05:23,586 Not dwelling on how I screwed up the past, 1168 01:05:23,620 --> 01:05:27,991 not worrying about if I'm going to screw up my future. 1169 01:05:28,024 --> 01:05:30,860 I'm just trying very hard to focus on today. 1170 01:05:32,896 --> 01:05:37,133 So I guess, for me... 1171 01:05:37,166 --> 01:05:40,203 I'm just trying to find a good guy to spend my todays with. 1172 01:05:41,070 --> 01:05:44,908 You know... 1173 01:05:44,941 --> 01:05:47,744 Someone to walk beside me. 1174 01:05:56,886 --> 01:05:58,221 My God, I can't. 1175 01:05:58,254 --> 01:05:59,555 - No. - I can't. 1176 01:05:59,589 --> 01:06:01,224 This isn't... Man, I can't do this. 1177 01:06:01,257 --> 01:06:02,725 I can't do this. I'm sorry. 1178 01:06:02,759 --> 01:06:04,193 - Paul... - I'm so sorry. 1179 01:06:14,938 --> 01:06:16,639 Merry Christmas, everybody. 1180 01:06:16,673 --> 01:06:18,174 Merry Christmas! 1181 01:06:19,042 --> 01:06:20,743 Hey, has anybody seen Paul? 1182 01:06:20,777 --> 01:06:22,011 He's outside with Zack. 1183 01:06:22,045 --> 01:06:23,179 How about Gavin? 1184 01:06:23,212 --> 01:06:25,882 I think he's still asleep. He was up late. 1185 01:06:25,915 --> 01:06:27,850 Watching the Christmas Eve service 1186 01:06:27,884 --> 01:06:29,018 from the Vatican, no doubt. 1187 01:06:29,052 --> 01:06:30,320 Something like that. 1188 01:06:30,353 --> 01:06:31,988 Is there extra coffee? 1189 01:06:32,021 --> 01:06:35,091 I'm gonna wake up Gavin because I want to open presents. 1190 01:06:37,060 --> 01:06:39,028 And then I kissed him... 1191 01:06:39,062 --> 01:06:40,964 I fucking kissed him. 1192 01:06:40,997 --> 01:06:43,900 How could I be such a self-absorbed jerk? 1193 01:06:43,933 --> 01:06:45,568 And what did Gavin do? 1194 01:06:45,601 --> 01:06:48,271 You mean after I kissed him like a gigantic shithead? 1195 01:06:48,304 --> 01:06:49,806 Yeah. 1196 01:06:51,841 --> 01:06:53,977 I don't know what he said. He was saying something. 1197 01:06:54,010 --> 01:06:55,578 I was just stammering out an apology, 1198 01:06:55,611 --> 01:06:56,846 and then I ran away. 1199 01:06:58,081 --> 01:07:01,084 And I know that AA tells us that anger is the dubious luxury 1200 01:07:01,117 --> 01:07:02,962 of the normal man, and I can't afford to be angry, 1201 01:07:02,986 --> 01:07:04,921 because I'm an alcoholic. 1202 01:07:05,822 --> 01:07:07,790 I'm just so angry at myself right now, 1203 01:07:07,824 --> 01:07:09,258 I don't know what to do. 1204 01:07:09,959 --> 01:07:12,195 I can't be that guy any more - 1205 01:07:12,228 --> 01:07:14,897 the guy who just breaks up relationships because 1206 01:07:14,931 --> 01:07:18,735 he thinks someone's cute, or nice, or whatever. 1207 01:07:20,803 --> 01:07:22,238 So what are you gonna do? 1208 01:07:25,074 --> 01:07:26,074 I don't know. 1209 01:07:28,878 --> 01:07:32,715 I guess I'm going to apologize to Gavin... 1210 01:07:32,749 --> 01:07:35,318 make sure he knows that the last thing I want to do 1211 01:07:35,351 --> 01:07:37,720 is come between him and Roy. 1212 01:07:38,988 --> 01:07:41,758 Jesus, that's the last thing I want to do. 1213 01:07:44,293 --> 01:07:47,730 So, how did you and Gavin meet? 1214 01:07:47,764 --> 01:07:49,966 Well... 1215 01:07:49,999 --> 01:07:55,605 We went out after high school, and... 1216 01:08:01,911 --> 01:08:04,781 Alana isn't around, is she? 1217 01:08:04,814 --> 01:08:06,783 What? No. 1218 01:08:06,816 --> 01:08:07,884 Good. 1219 01:08:07,917 --> 01:08:09,752 I really need to tell somebody this. 1220 01:08:16,893 --> 01:08:17,893 Gavin? 1221 01:08:21,864 --> 01:08:23,199 Gavin, are you awake? 1222 01:08:25,168 --> 01:08:28,171 Merry Christmas, Gavin. It's time to wake up. 1223 01:08:42,752 --> 01:08:44,854 I couldn't face Paul alone. 1224 01:08:45,788 --> 01:08:48,324 I totally understand why you'd be nervous. 1225 01:08:48,357 --> 01:08:50,993 But he's really changed. 1226 01:08:51,027 --> 01:08:54,931 He's acting completely different than his old asshole self. 1227 01:08:54,964 --> 01:08:57,066 I'm acting exactly like my old asshole self! 1228 01:08:58,101 --> 01:09:00,336 Well, not exactly. 1229 01:09:02,038 --> 01:09:03,439 What do you mean? 1230 01:09:04,941 --> 01:09:06,809 Well, what would your old asshole self 1231 01:09:06,843 --> 01:09:08,044 have done last night? 1232 01:09:08,077 --> 01:09:09,979 Kissed Gavin, which is exactly what I did. 1233 01:09:10,012 --> 01:09:11,848 No, after that. 1234 01:09:11,881 --> 01:09:15,184 Well, I would have kept kissing him. 1235 01:09:15,218 --> 01:09:16,853 And then? 1236 01:09:16,886 --> 01:09:18,488 And then I would have slept with him. 1237 01:09:18,521 --> 01:09:20,256 You didn't do that, did you? 1238 01:09:24,360 --> 01:09:25,394 No. 1239 01:09:31,067 --> 01:09:32,468 So, what about Gavin? 1240 01:09:34,837 --> 01:09:36,005 What do you mean? 1241 01:09:36,038 --> 01:09:39,442 Well, what do you think about him? 1242 01:09:39,475 --> 01:09:44,480 Well, I think he's... 1243 01:09:46,015 --> 01:09:48,818 I know I just met him, 1244 01:09:48,851 --> 01:09:51,120 but I think we might be great together. 1245 01:09:52,121 --> 01:09:55,191 I mean, I felt this connection between us when we were talking. 1246 01:09:57,293 --> 01:09:58,861 And? 1247 01:10:03,166 --> 01:10:05,101 And he's with Roy. 1248 01:10:06,135 --> 01:10:07,336 And? 1249 01:10:11,407 --> 01:10:15,511 So whether I felt a connection or not... 1250 01:10:15,545 --> 01:10:17,380 I'm walking away. 1251 01:10:20,049 --> 01:10:21,384 Hey, Roy. 1252 01:10:21,417 --> 01:10:22,385 Hey. 1253 01:10:22,418 --> 01:10:24,987 I just tried to wake up Gavin. 1254 01:10:25,021 --> 01:10:26,088 And? 1255 01:10:26,122 --> 01:10:29,825 And he's gone, his suitcase, his clothes, everything. 1256 01:10:32,061 --> 01:10:33,262 I liked Gavin. 1257 01:10:33,296 --> 01:10:35,231 I know. He was really nice. 1258 01:10:35,264 --> 01:10:36,332 Hey, did you see this? 1259 01:10:42,838 --> 01:10:44,040 "Dear Roy: 1260 01:10:44,073 --> 01:10:46,209 I'm sorry I had to leave so suddenly. 1261 01:10:46,242 --> 01:10:48,377 Something came up and it's complicated. 1262 01:10:48,411 --> 01:10:50,580 I have to leave for California soon anyway, 1263 01:10:50,613 --> 01:10:53,449 and I found a really cheap flight online. 1264 01:10:53,482 --> 01:10:57,286 It leaves tonight, so I'm catching the bus home. 1265 01:10:57,320 --> 01:10:59,021 Please tell everyone thank you 1266 01:10:59,055 --> 01:11:01,023 for welcoming me into the family. 1267 01:11:01,057 --> 01:11:03,559 It was the best Christmas I ever had. 1268 01:11:03,593 --> 01:11:05,895 Love, Gavin Greene. 1269 01:11:07,163 --> 01:11:08,898 P.S. 1270 01:11:08,931 --> 01:11:10,299 No matter what Paul might say, 1271 01:11:10,333 --> 01:11:13,169 it was my fault entirely. 1272 01:11:13,202 --> 01:11:15,571 He did nothing wrong. 1273 01:11:15,605 --> 01:11:17,173 And for what it's worth, 1274 01:11:17,206 --> 01:11:19,308 "I think you'd be really great together." 1275 01:11:20,443 --> 01:11:22,945 What the hell does that mean? 1276 01:11:23,346 --> 01:11:25,281 What did Paul do? 1277 01:11:25,314 --> 01:11:27,216 What's going on? 1278 01:11:27,250 --> 01:11:28,584 Gavin disappeared. 1279 01:11:28,618 --> 01:11:30,419 He must've left early this morning. 1280 01:11:30,453 --> 01:11:31,254 What? 1281 01:11:31,287 --> 01:11:33,489 He said he was going to California. 1282 01:11:35,124 --> 01:11:36,592 So what happened? 1283 01:11:51,040 --> 01:11:54,210 Last night... 1284 01:11:54,243 --> 01:11:56,479 we were up late, 1285 01:11:56,512 --> 01:11:58,347 reading the directions to this game 1286 01:11:58,381 --> 01:12:00,383 that Gavin got for you. 1287 01:12:00,416 --> 01:12:02,251 And... 1288 01:12:04,587 --> 01:12:08,224 We were talking about making plans for the future, 1289 01:12:08,257 --> 01:12:10,159 and that kind of stuff, 1290 01:12:10,192 --> 01:12:12,061 and I... 1291 01:12:15,564 --> 01:12:19,101 Well, I... I kissed him. 1292 01:12:21,137 --> 01:12:22,638 But that was it, man. 1293 01:12:22,672 --> 01:12:24,373 It was completely my fault, Roy. 1294 01:12:24,407 --> 01:12:26,075 Jesus, I'm so sorry. 1295 01:12:31,147 --> 01:12:33,516 So, do you want to get back together with Paul? 1296 01:12:33,549 --> 01:12:34,617 What? 1297 01:12:34,650 --> 01:12:35,651 What? 1298 01:12:35,685 --> 01:12:37,119 No. 1299 01:12:37,153 --> 01:12:40,056 I'm... I'm sorry... 1300 01:12:40,089 --> 01:12:41,557 But no! 1301 01:12:43,392 --> 01:12:45,461 So then, are you going to tell Paul? 1302 01:12:49,565 --> 01:12:51,167 Tell me what? 1303 01:12:52,401 --> 01:12:54,036 I'm... 1304 01:12:56,205 --> 01:12:57,573 I'm so sorry. 1305 01:12:59,709 --> 01:13:03,479 Gavin was just pretending to be my boyfriend. 1306 01:13:06,716 --> 01:13:09,285 I asked him to so that you wouldn't think 1307 01:13:09,318 --> 01:13:14,290 I was a pathetic loser for still being single after, 1308 01:13:14,323 --> 01:13:17,193 you know, what happened between us. 1309 01:13:17,760 --> 01:13:19,462 My God. 1310 01:13:20,196 --> 01:13:23,032 You were never a loser, Roy. 1311 01:13:23,065 --> 01:13:26,068 It was always me. And it still is, isn't it? 1312 01:13:26,102 --> 01:13:27,436 I mean, I kissed Gavin, 1313 01:13:27,470 --> 01:13:29,472 even though I thought he was your boyfriend. 1314 01:13:30,606 --> 01:13:34,710 And then you stopped, before anything happened, 1315 01:13:34,744 --> 01:13:36,645 and you walked away. 1316 01:13:38,481 --> 01:13:40,049 So I did the right thing? 1317 01:13:40,082 --> 01:13:42,084 Yeah, after you did the wrong thing. 1318 01:13:42,118 --> 01:13:43,486 I've been there. 1319 01:13:49,191 --> 01:13:50,960 You... 1320 01:13:52,094 --> 01:13:54,497 You actually like Gavin? 1321 01:13:56,165 --> 01:13:57,466 I do. 1322 01:14:01,203 --> 01:14:02,772 So is that it? 1323 01:14:02,805 --> 01:14:04,173 What do you mean? 1324 01:14:04,206 --> 01:14:06,142 You're just gonna let him leave? 1325 01:14:07,810 --> 01:14:11,113 What was the line you liked from Gavin's book? 1326 01:14:13,349 --> 01:14:17,386 Fear not your destiny, for you have shaped it well. 1327 01:14:25,761 --> 01:14:29,665 So you're saying I should go after him? 1328 01:14:32,568 --> 01:14:34,003 Duh. 1329 01:14:35,805 --> 01:14:37,406 I should go after him. 1330 01:14:40,576 --> 01:14:41,844 I'm going after him. 1331 01:14:45,714 --> 01:14:48,017 Wait... 1332 01:14:49,084 --> 01:14:50,152 I can't drive. 1333 01:14:50,186 --> 01:14:51,487 - I'll drive. - I'll drive. 1334 01:14:51,520 --> 01:14:52,822 Shotgun! 1335 01:14:52,855 --> 01:14:55,024 Come on. Let's go, get up! 1336 01:14:55,424 --> 01:14:56,759 I got the keys! 1337 01:14:56,792 --> 01:14:58,561 OK, let's go, everybody! 1338 01:14:59,261 --> 01:15:01,831 Does anybody know how to get to the bus station? 1339 01:15:01,864 --> 01:15:03,632 I think it's down near the grocery store. 1340 01:15:03,666 --> 01:15:06,101 No, they moved it! Didn't they? 1341 01:15:08,170 --> 01:15:10,105 His phone goes right to voicemail! 1342 01:15:13,442 --> 01:15:15,311 Go, Mom, we'll figure it out! 1343 01:15:17,313 --> 01:15:19,281 I'm pretty sure it's by the grocery store. 1344 01:15:19,315 --> 01:15:21,383 Are we completely confident he's at the bus station? 1345 01:15:21,417 --> 01:15:22,451 My God. 1346 01:15:23,385 --> 01:15:25,421 That must have been one hell of a kiss. 1347 01:15:25,454 --> 01:15:27,690 - This reminds me of a joke. - Not now, Dad. 1348 01:15:28,791 --> 01:15:33,195 ♪ 1349 01:16:00,456 --> 01:16:01,790 Merry Christmas. 1350 01:16:03,759 --> 01:16:05,327 What are you doing here? 1351 01:16:10,933 --> 01:16:12,735 I needed to tell you something. 1352 01:16:17,673 --> 01:16:19,675 I know Roy really isn't your boyfriend. 1353 01:16:23,245 --> 01:16:24,380 How did you find out? 1354 01:16:24,413 --> 01:16:26,448 I spoke to him this morning. 1355 01:16:26,482 --> 01:16:28,517 He's still in love with you, right? 1356 01:16:29,785 --> 01:16:31,820 That's not what he told me. 1357 01:16:34,924 --> 01:16:36,125 What? 1358 01:16:38,260 --> 01:16:42,498 Roy's not in love with me. 1359 01:16:42,531 --> 01:16:44,800 Then he's... crazy. 1360 01:16:46,569 --> 01:16:48,771 Well, I think Roy's crazy 1361 01:16:48,804 --> 01:16:50,472 because he's not in love with you. 1362 01:16:54,810 --> 01:16:56,579 - Want to sit down? - Yeah. 1363 01:17:06,589 --> 01:17:09,925 So, um... 1364 01:17:09,959 --> 01:17:13,162 I came to, tell you two things. 1365 01:17:15,464 --> 01:17:17,299 The first one's a little embarrassing. 1366 01:17:19,435 --> 01:17:22,871 There was a time when I was drinking... 1367 01:17:22,905 --> 01:17:25,641 what happened last night 1368 01:17:25,674 --> 01:17:28,177 would have happened because you had a boyfriend. 1369 01:17:28,978 --> 01:17:31,280 But last night was different. 1370 01:17:32,748 --> 01:17:34,450 I didn't want... 1371 01:17:35,751 --> 01:17:37,953 What happened last night 1372 01:17:37,987 --> 01:17:41,223 happened despite the fact you had a boyfriend. 1373 01:17:41,991 --> 01:17:45,494 I mean, despite the fact that I thought you had a boyfriend. 1374 01:17:47,997 --> 01:17:50,499 If I had the courage to say it, I would have told you 1375 01:17:50,532 --> 01:17:53,502 what I thought of you as soon as I got to know you... 1376 01:17:53,535 --> 01:17:55,571 That Roy is a lucky man, 1377 01:17:55,604 --> 01:17:57,373 and I wish that I had met you 1378 01:17:57,406 --> 01:17:58,617 before you got together with him. 1379 01:17:58,641 --> 01:18:01,443 - But we aren't... - I know, I know. 1380 01:18:01,477 --> 01:18:03,712 And that's why I have this other thing to tell you. 1381 01:18:03,746 --> 01:18:07,583 I came to try to convince you to take a later flight... 1382 01:18:07,616 --> 01:18:09,718 because I want you to spend Christmas with me. 1383 01:18:11,520 --> 01:18:13,856 And I really hope I haven't blown it, 1384 01:18:13,889 --> 01:18:15,391 because... 1385 01:18:17,760 --> 01:18:23,599 Once we get to know each other a little better... 1386 01:18:23,632 --> 01:18:25,701 I'm going to ask you to marry me. 1387 01:18:34,710 --> 01:18:37,379 ♪ 1388 01:19:29,098 --> 01:19:34,403 ♪ 1389 01:19:38,807 --> 01:19:43,545 ♪ Seems I met you at the perfect time ♪ 1390 01:19:43,579 --> 01:19:47,916 ♪ My door was open wide 1391 01:19:47,950 --> 01:19:53,088 ♪ But if that day played out another way ♪ 1392 01:19:53,122 --> 01:19:57,459 ♪ You might never be inside 1393 01:19:57,493 --> 01:20:01,964 ♪ It's crazy how the tiniest things ♪ 1394 01:20:01,997 --> 01:20:06,702 ♪ Can lead me down a different string ♪ 1395 01:20:06,735 --> 01:20:11,707 ♪ That's why I'm lucky that I'm with you ♪ 1396 01:20:11,740 --> 01:20:16,478 ♪ And how I know it's true 1397 01:20:16,512 --> 01:20:21,450 ♪ That I belong with you forever ♪ 1398 01:20:21,483 --> 01:20:25,888 ♪ No matter what's in store 1399 01:20:25,921 --> 01:20:31,560 ♪ As long as we can stay together ♪ 1400 01:20:31,593 --> 01:20:35,731 ♪ We'll be better than before 1401 01:20:35,764 --> 01:20:40,435 ♪ And I belong with you forever ♪ 1402 01:20:40,469 --> 01:20:45,073 ♪ No matter where we go 1403 01:20:45,107 --> 01:20:51,046 ♪ As long as we can stay together ♪ 1404 01:20:51,079 --> 01:20:53,415 ♪ We'll never be alone 1405 01:20:53,448 --> 01:21:01,448 ♪ 1406 01:21:04,927 --> 01:21:09,898 ♪ Did I meet you at the perfect time? ♪ 1407 01:21:09,932 --> 01:21:14,102 ♪ Or was it meant to be? 1408 01:21:14,136 --> 01:21:18,874 ♪ They say that timing is everything ♪ 1409 01:21:18,907 --> 01:21:23,679 ♪ But I don't know what I believe ♪ 1410 01:21:23,712 --> 01:21:28,217 ♪ 'Cause if I didn't meet you on that day ♪ 1411 01:21:28,250 --> 01:21:32,888 ♪ Would I still end up with you anyway? ♪ 1412 01:21:32,921 --> 01:21:35,824 ♪ I guess what I'm trying to say ♪ 1413 01:21:35,858 --> 01:21:39,962 ♪ Is you're supposed to be... 1414 01:21:39,995 --> 01:21:41,997 ♪ With me 1415 01:21:42,030 --> 01:21:44,833 ♪ 98291